(门铃响了) (bell rings)
♬当我早上醒来时，闹钟发出警告♬ ♪ When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
♬我想我不可能准时到达了♬ ♪ I don't think I'll ever make it on time ♪
♬当我拿起我的书，我给自己看一眼♬ ♪ By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ♪
♬我在拐角处刚好看到公共汽车飞过♬ ♪ I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ♪
♬没关系的♬ ♪ It's all right ♪
♬因为我被铃声拯救了♬ ♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
♬如果老师突然出现一个测试，我知道我在混乱♬ ♪ If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ♪
♬和我的狗吃了我所有的作业昨晚♬ ♪ And my dog ate all my homework last night ♪
♬低坐在我的椅子上，她不会知道我在那里♬ ♪ Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ♪
如果我明天能交就可以了 ♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ♪
♬没关系的♬ ♪ It's all right ♪
♬因为我被铃声拯救了……♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
♬没关系，因为我被——拯救了 ♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
♬没关系，因为我被铃声拯救了♬ ♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
(吃) (slurping)
嗨。我只是被留堂了。再一次。 Hi. I just got detention. Again.
我可是《美国头号通缉犯》里唯一的孩子? You know, I'm the only kid on "America's Most Wanted"?
但没什么能毁了我的一天因为我是凯莉的男伴 Hey, but nothing can ruin my day because I'm Kelly's date
周六晚上她的生日派对 for her birthday party Saturday night.
你要和谁一起去参加派对? So who are you going to the party with?
你们俩不带舞伴就不能去参加派对吗? Can't you two go to the party without a date?
斯莱特，没有舞伴我是不会去超市的。 Slater, I don't go to the supermarket without a date.
来吧，丽莎。斯雷特是对的。我是说，这是90年代。 Come on, Lisa. Slater's right. I mean, this is the '90s.
男人和女人可以单独去参加聚会 Men and women can go to parties alone
这是完全可以接受的。 and it's perfectly acceptable.
是的。当然，当一个人单独行动时， Yeah. Of course, when a guy goes alone,
那是因为他想这么做。当一个女孩独自一人 it's because he wants to. Now when a girl goes alone,
因为她找不到男人陪她。 it's because she can't get a guy to take her.
求你了，我刚吃过。 Please, I just ate.
杰西，你说女权主义的时候， Hey, Jessie, when you do that feminist thing,
你的鼻子皱起来，你看起来很可爱。 your nose scrunches up and you look so cute.
-我们来了!-谁知道? - We're he-re! - Who ca-res?
谁周六晚上有约会了? So who's got their dates for Saturday night?
-我们正在努力。-嘿，我有我的。 - We're working on it. - Hey, I've got mine.
(门铃响了) (bell rings)
-我们要去健身房，再见。-好吧。 - We've got gym, see you later. - All righty.
斯莱特，这些都是过去的美好时光。 Well, Slater, these are the good old days.
好好享受吧，预科生， Yeah, well, enjoy it while you can, Preppie,
因为总有一天我会把凯莉找回来的。 because I'm going to get Kelly back someday.
嗨，我侄女来了 Hi, my niece is in town--
原谅我。星期五晚上你愿意和我侄女出去吗? Excuse me. Would you like to go out with my niece Friday night?
人吗?伙计们，我有麻烦了。 Guys? Guys, I got a problem.
戴上帽子，先生。 Just wear a hat, sir.
斯莱特，我侄女佩妮来看我 Slater, my niece Penny is visiting,
我需要有人带她四处看看 and I need someone to show the girl around.
-她长什么样?-她是Belding家的人。 - What's she look like? - She's a Belding.
回头见，女士。我是说，先生。 I'll catch you later, ma'am. I mean, sir.
贝尔丁先生，坊间传言 Mr. Belding, the word on the street
你在为你侄女找个宽容的约会。我什么都约会。 is you're looking for a mercy date for your niece. I'll date anything.
如果我找不到其他人，我会第一个打给你。 If I can't find anybody else, you'll be the first person I call.
谢谢。我会戴一个传呼机。 Thanks. I'll wear a beeper.
——是吗?——哦。 - Yes? - Oh.
给，你需要在这上面签字。 Here, you need to sign this.
在拘留所又是一个下午。 Another afternoon in detention hall.
-系列中的第九个-不，我想那是第八个。 - Number nine in a series. - No, I think that's number eight.
不，第八次是你把学校卖给日本人的时候。 No, number eight was when you sold the school to the Japanese.
本田高中怎么了? What's wrong with Honda High School?
这是9,10是… So this makes nine, and 10 is...
-别说了，先生-没错，停职 - Don't say it, sir. - That's right, suspension!
会发生的，莫里斯。 It's gonna happen, Morris.
除非奶牛能喝百事可乐，先生。 Not until cows give Pepsi, sir.
杰西，我给你找了个完美的约会对象。 Jessie, I have got the perfect date for you.
-他是我隔壁的邻居。-你住在凯文·科斯特纳的隔壁? - He's my next door neighbor. - You live next to Kevin Costner?
不，但这家伙和你一样可爱，但没你那么已婚。 No, but this guy is almost as cute, not nearly as married.
-跟我说话，姑娘。-他叫布雷特，而且 - Talk to me, girl. - His name is Brett, and--
-(铃声响起)-小心。哈德逊先生。 - (bell rings) - Watch it. Mr. Hudson.
正确的。 Right.
安静!请坐! Silence! Take your seats!
现在轮到我了。不许说话，不许嚼口香糖， You're on my time now. No talking, no gum chewing,
一点也不好玩…… no fun of any...
……。 ...kind.
昨天，对于那些在课堂上睡觉的同学， Yesterday, for those of you who slept through class,
我们谈到了基因。 we spoke about genes.
现在有两种基因， Now there are two types of genes,
显性基因, dominant genes,
还有隐性基因。 and recessive genes.
别和蓝色牛仔裤搞混了。 Not to be confused with blue jeans.
足够的幽默。 Enough humor.
现在，如果父亲去世了 Now, if the father passes along--
莫里斯先生! Mr. Morris!
你是在记笔记吗? Is that a note you're taking?
嗯… Uh...
是的，先生，我在记笔记。 Yes, sir. I'm taking notes.
好。然后你就知道了。 Good. Then you'll know this.
如果父亲遗传了棕色眼睛的基因， If the father passes along a brown-eyed gene,
母亲遗传了蓝眼睛的基因，你得到了什么? and the mother passes along a blue-eyed gene, what do you get?
——嗯…-看看你的笔记。 - Uh... - Look at your notes.
“一个长着棕色眼睛的可爱宝贝 "A really cute babe with brown eyes
上私立学校的人。” who goes to private school."
-小心点。-看着，长官。 - Watch it. - Watching, sir.
现在假设有一个男孩，我们不知道他的血型。 Now suppose we have a boy and we don't know his blood type.
如果母亲是O型血，父亲是AB型血， Now if the mother is O and the father is AB,
你觉得这个男孩怎么样? what would you think about the boy?
莫里斯先生! Mr. Morris!
阅读。 Read.
“除非我先见到他，否则我不会和他出去。” "I won't go out with him unless I meet him first."
很冷静的。你知道， Very level-headed. And you know,
他们需要头脑清醒的人…… they need level-headed people...
在拘留所! in detention hall!
哦,不!哦,先生! Oh, no! Oh, sir!
你是贝赛德的精华。 You are the cream of Bayside.
上层地壳。顶端的尖端。 The upper crust. The tip of the top.
我想给我侄女周五晚上找个约会对象。 I need a date for my niece Friday night.
她是个酒鬼还是什么? She an oinker or what?
不，她不是墨水匠。 No, she's not an oinker.
抱歉，我在为下一届国际象棋锦标赛训练。 Sorry, I'm in training for the next chess tournament.
——所以呢?——所以…… - So? - So...
教练说女人会消耗你的力量。 Coach says women sap your strength.
-好吧，你呢?-嗯，我不能。 - All right, what about you? - Uh, well, I can't.
我整个周末都很忙。我正在把我的M&M巧克力豆按颜色分类。 I'm busy all weekend. I'm sorting my M&M's out by color.
我没心情 I am in no mood for--
第10张留校单? The 10th detention slip?
让我拿着! Let me hold it!
女人:♬哈利路亚!♪ Women: ♪ Hallelujah! ♪
♬哈利路亚，哈利路亚!♪ ♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah! ♪
♪我> <哈利路亚!♪ ♪ Hallelujah! ♪
停学一周，莫里斯。 One week suspension, Morris.
我是个快乐的人。(笑) I'm a happy camper. (laughs)
(内线响了) (intercom buzzes)
是吗?好吧。 Yes? Okay.
嗨,蜂蜜。 Hi, honey.
不，我试过了，但我做不到 Well, no, I tried, but I couldn't--
我不能强迫任何人跟佩妮约会。 Look, I cannot just force anybody to go out with Penny.
直到现在。 Until now.
扎克…… Zack...
我再给你一次机会。 I'm going to give you another chance.
您是先生吗?我不知道该说什么。 You are sir? I don't know what to say.
我做的事。说, I do. Say,
“星期五晚上我什么时候去接你侄女?” "What time should I pick up your niece Friday night?"
贝尔丁先生，这是勒索。 Mr. Belding, that's blackmail.
是的。 Yeah.
你父母的电话号码是多少? What's your parents' number again?
哦，你是说这个星期五晚上?两个小时。 Oh, you mean this Friday night? For two hours.
-三小时，一分钟也不能少。-那你请客，20美元。 - Three hours, not a minute less. - Then it's your treat, $20.
- 20美元?——现金。 - $20? - Cash.
三个小时，周五晚，18美元。 Three hours, Friday night, $18.
- 20。——交易。 - 20. - Deal.
很抱歉让你看到这些。 I'm sorry you had to see that.
很抱歉我得忍受那样的生活。 I'm sorry I had to live that.
现在我要浪费一个周五晚上 Now I'm stuck wasting a Friday night
和贝尔丁先生的侄女在一起 with Mr. Belding's niece.
-嗨。-嗨。 - Hey. - Hi.
-你看起来不太好。-我好多了。 - You don't look so good. - I've been better.
别为了我的派对而生病。 Don't you get sick for my party.
别担心。星期六以前我就会好的。 Don't worry. I'll be fine before Saturday.
星期六吗?我没告诉你。Max已经订满了， Saturday? I didn't tell you. The Max was booked,
所以派对改到周五了。再见。 so the party got moved to Friday. See ya.
星期五吗? Friday?
哎呦。 Whoops.
你怎么了? What happened to you?
滑板事故，长官。 Skateboard accident, sir.
不，不，我的医生说我会康复的，但是，你知道，不能悬崖跳水， No, no, my doctor says I'll recover, but, you know, no cliff diving,
不吃兰巴达，也绝对不约会。 no lambada-- oh, and absolutely no dating.
不错的尝试。但你把以前的滑板事故扯了出来 Nice try. But you pulled the old skateboard accident
去年中期选举的时候。 last year at midterms.
-是吗?——嗯。 - I did? - Mm-hmm.
伙计，我得好好记录。 Man, I got to keep better records.
但如果你伤得太重不能去，那你就会再次被停学。 But if you're too banged up to go, well, then you're suspended again.
哦，我——我痊愈了! Oh, I-- I'm healed!
你真是个伟大的校长，先生。 Oh, you-- you are one great principal, sir.
多余的我。佩妮七点在商场见你。 Spare me. Penny will meet you at the mall at 7:00.
为什么在商场? Why at the mall?
因为我不想让你知道我住在哪里 'Cause I don't want you to know where I live.
可以理解，先生。那我怎么才能认出佩妮呢? That's understandable, sir. Now, how will I recognize Penny?
你不会。她会通过你拿着的红玫瑰认出你的。 You won't. She'll recognize you by the red rose you'll be carrying.
现在我把你的事都告诉她了， Now I told her all about you,
所以不要尝试那些有趣的东西。 so don't try any of that funny stuff.
别忘了玫瑰，因为没有它， Don't forget the rose, because without that,
她不会知道你是谁。 she won't know who you are.
她不会的，对吧? She wouldn't, would she?
每个人都喜欢他。他长得不错， Everybody likes him. He's good looking,
有趣、友善、好学…… funny, nice, studious...
直到我还以为你说的是扎克。 Up until studious I thought you were talking about Zack.
不，是布雷特。杰西的相亲对象。 No, it's Brett. Jesse's blind date.
潜在的相亲对象。 Potential blind date.
杰西，碰碰运气。能有多糟糕呢? Jessie, take a chance. How bad could it be?
好吧，能有多糟糕呢? Right, how bad could it be?
是啊，能有多糟? Yeah, how bad could it be?
欢迎收看美国最受欢迎的节目“相亲游戏”。 Welcome to America's favorite show, "The Blind Date Game."
(欢呼) (cheering)
今天，一个幸运的女孩将赢得一次相亲 Today, a lucky girl will win a blind date
找一个合适的单身汉。 with one of these eligible bachelors.
一号单身汉是个爱笑的夜猫子。 Bachelor number one is a night person who loves to laugh.
他的名字是泰迪克鲁格! His name is Teddy Krueger!
二号单身汉真是个大帅哥 Bachelor number two is a real cut-up
他和女孩的关系总是很短暂。 whose relationships with girls are always short.
跟梅森·沃里斯打个招呼。 Say hi to Mason Voorhees.
第三个单身汉是世界上最富有的孩子。 Our third bachelor is the richest kid in the world.
欢迎你，唐纳德·笨蛋。 Welcome, Donald Chump.
现在让我们来认识一个找不到约会对象的好女孩。 Now let's meet a wonderful girl who can't get a date.
绝望的杰西，出来吧! Desperate Jessie, come on out!
好吧，杰西，会是谁? Well, Jessie, who will it be?
别逼我选择。 Don't make me choose.
那你就把他们全拿下! Then you get all of them!
不!不! No! No!
不! No!
杰西，你还好吗? Jessie, are you okay?
丽莎，如果你想让我和布雷特约会， Lisa, if you want me to go out with Brett,
我先见他，就这么定了。 I meet him first and that is final.
好吧，你可以明天和他一起吃午饭。 Fine, you can meet him for lunch tomorrow.
-你紧张吗?-我为什么要紧张? - Are you nervous? - Why would I be nervous?
我只是一个人遇见另一个人。没什么大不了的。 I'm just a person meeting another person. No big deal.
太好了，他来了。 Great, 'cause there he is.
我看起来还好吗?我的头发还正常吗? Do I look all right? Is my hair behaving itself?
你的头发很好。我们走吧。 Your hair is fine. Let's go.
-哦，嗨。-你不用起来。 - Oh, hi. - You don't have to get up.
我是杰西。我是布雷特。再见。 This is Jessie. This is Brett. Goodbye.
-嗨。-嗨，杰西。 - Hi. - Hi, Jessie.
所以,嗯… So, um...
丽莎说你上的是私立学校? Lisa says you go to private school?
是的。那里的老师真的很好， Yeah. Teachers are real nice there,
但有些孩子又有钱又傲慢。 but some of the kids are kind of rich and stuck-up.
-你是说你不是。-傲慢? - Oh, you mean you're not. - Stuck up?
——富有吗?-其实都不是。 - Rich? - Actually, neither.
我父母都工作只是为了支付我的学费。 Both my parents work just to pay my tuition.
真的吗?那太好了。 Really? That's so nice.
你父母工作吗? Do your parents work?
是啊，但他们离婚了。 Oh, yeah, but they're divorced.
那太糟糕了。我的朋友史蒂夫 That's too bad. You know, my friend Steve,
他父母刚离婚，他很伤心。 his parents just got divorced and he's really hurting.
你知道，我试着多给他一点时间。 You know, I try to make a little more time for him.
我想这就是朋友的作用吧。 I guess that's what friends are for.
星期五晚上你愿意和我一起去参加凯利的聚会吗? Would you go with me to Kelly's party Friday night?
哦,哇。 Oh, wow.
我很乐意。 I'd love to.
-我们怎么会在这儿?——太棒了。 - And how are we here? - Great.
杰西刚刚邀请我参加周五晚上的派对。 Jessie just invited me to a party Friday night.
(浪漫音乐剧) (romantic music plays)
是这里太热了，还是我太热了? Whew, is it warm in here, or is it me?
这是你的。 It's you.
我，我得回学校了。 I-- I have to go back to the school.
周五晚上见? I'll see you Friday night?
-一定要去。——太棒了。 - Be there. - Great.
再见。 Bye.
是布雷特吗?他是可爱的。 Was that Brett? He's adorable.
-他人很好。-他是只小虾。 - He's nice. - He's a shrimp.
-所以他有点矮。-而且我有点高。 - So he's kind of short. - And I'm kind of tall.
当你把我们放在一起的时候，我们看起来有点傻。 And when you put us together we look kind of stupid.
-但我以为你喜欢他。-我喜欢他坐着。 - But I thought you liked him. - I liked him sitting down.
日期取消了。 The date is off.
好吧，听着，尖叫，我有麻烦了。 All right, look, Screech, I have a problem.
如果我周五晚上不带贝尔丁的侄女出去， If I don't take Belding's niece out Friday night,
我被停职了。但周五晚上是凯莉的生日派对， I get suspended. But Friday night is Kelly's birthday party,
如果我带着约会对象出现，她就会甩了我。 and if I show up with a date, she'll dump me.
是啊，我会把你的眼睛挖出来。 Yeah, I'd scratch your eyes out.
到这里来。听着，我要帮你个忙。 Come here. Look, I'm going to do you a favor.
上次你帮我的时候，我在公交车上光着身子。 Last time you did me a favor I ended up naked on a bus.
你的座位是靠窗的。对吧? You had a window seat. Right?
听着，周五晚上你要和贝尔丁的侄女约会。 Look, Friday night you're going out with Belding's niece.
-是吗?-是的。所有你需要做的 - I am? - Yeah. All you need to do
就是假装你是我。这样我就能保住凯莉，不会被停职。 is pretend you're me. That way I keep Kelly and don't get suspended.
我看起来有那么渴望约会吗? Do I look that desperate for a date?
-我什么时候去接她?-对，这就是我的尖叫。 - What time do I pick her up? - Right, that's my Screech.
一切都会很顺利的。 Everything's going to work out perfectly.
站在马桶上能听到的声音太不可思议了。 It's incredible what you can hear standing on a toilet.
就是这样，就是这样。 That's it, that's it.
嘿，你做得很好，尖叫。 Hey, you're doing great, Screech.
-叫我扎克就行了。-好了，夹克。 - Just call me Zack. - All right now, the jacket.
一个,两个…… One, two...
三个……和肩膀! three... and shoulder!
现在是立场。 Now the stance.
-怎么了?-嘿，保持微笑。 - How's that? - Hey, keep smiling.
好了，现在是最后一击。 All right, now for the big finish.
你要有格调地为她开门。 You want to open the door for her with style.
看我。 Watch me.
哦。 Ooh.
去做吧。你试一试。 Go ahead. You try.
嗯哼!来吧。 Ahem! Come on.
尖叫!小心…… Screech! Watch out for the...
-(砰砰声)-哦，啊! - (thuds) - Ooh, aah!
…楼梯! ...stairs!
丽莎，今天放学后你要做什么? Lisa, what are you doing after school today?
我要去我父亲的乡村俱乐部。 Oh, I'm going to my father's country club.
天啊，凯莉，我很想邀请你，但我不能。 Gee, Kelly, I would invite you but I can't.
-为什么不呢?-新规则。只有富人。 - Well, why not? - New rules. Rich people only.
-我明白了。-我不知道 - Oh, I understand. - Well, I don't.
丽莎，你会伤害你喜欢的人 Lisa, you would hurt someone you like
因为一些他们无法控制的事情? because of something they have no control over?
这就是那种心胸狭窄、无知的人…… That's exactly the kind of small-minded, ignorant thing...
…我对布雷特做的事，因为他很矮 ...that I'm doing to Brett because he's short.
-表演不错，丽莎。-谢谢你，凯利。 - Good acting, Lisa. - Thank you, Kelly.
我认为我们很好地表达了我们的观点。 I think we made our point quite nicely.
你所做的。我和布雷特一起去。 You did. I'm going with Brett.
好。我们去商场买双高跟鞋吧。 Good. Let's go to the mall and pick up some high heels.
高跟鞋吗?我已经太高了。 High heels? I'm already too tall.
它们不适合你。是给布雷特的。 They're not for you. They're for Brett.
今晚聚会上见。 See you at the party tonight.
凯莉，我不能来。占领者和一个婴儿。 Kelly, I can't come. Occupado with a babe.
- Penny Belding。-你为什么不带她来? - Penny Belding. - Why don't you bring her?
对不起，凯利，我不能。 Sorry, Kelly, I can't.
今晚我要和我的新狐狸去看电影。 I'm going to the movies tonight with my new fox.
灯火暗淡，希望高涨， The lights low, the hopes high,
像糖果一样飘动的小熊软糖。 the Gummi Bears flowing like candy.
这是神奇的! It's magical!
我们会想你的，祝你玩得愉快。再见,各位。 We'll miss you, but have a good time. Bye, guys.
斯莱特:再见! Slater: Bye!
哇。你没看到她眼中的痛苦吗? Wow. Didn't you see the pain in her eyes?
我以为那是睫毛膏? I thought that was mascara?
哦,不。那是痛苦。 Oh, no. It was pain.
因为她最好的朋友不在她的派对上而痛苦。 Pain from not having one of her best friends at her party.
——你!-你是谁? - You! - You who?
哦,你我。滚出去。 Oh, you-me. Get out of here.
不，尖叫，这是真的。 No, Screech, it's true.
你为什么不先去看电影，然后再来参加聚会呢? Why don't you go to the movie and come to the party afterward.
这对凯莉来说意义重大。 It would mean a lot to Kelly.
-你真的这么认为吗?-相信我。 - You really think so? - Trust me.
如果你和佩妮·贝丁出现， If you and Penny Belding show up,
这将是凯莉永远不会忘记的生日。 this will be a birthday that Kelly will never forget.
-我来吧。-我喜欢。 - I'll do it. - I love it.
你确定你不想跳舞吗? Are you sure you don't want to dance?
不用了，谢谢。我跳舞跳得不好。 Oh, no thanks. I'm a bad dancer.
丽莎认为你跳舞跳得很棒。 Lisa thinks you're a great dancer.
她还认为阿森尼奥大厅是湖人队的主场。 She also thinks Arsenio Hall is where the Lakers play.
远古的,斯莱特? Dateless, Slater?
现在。好好享受吧，预科生。 For now. Enjoy it while you can, Preppie.
算了吧，斯莱特。今晚是完美的 Forget it, Slater. Tonight is perfect
而你对此无能为力。 and there's nothing you can do about it.
不是我，是他。 Not me -- him.
丽莎，这是佩妮·贝丁。 Lisa, this is Penny Belding.
佩妮，丽莎，我的前任。 Penny, Lisa -- my ex.
你是怎么让这个松饼跑掉的? How'd you ever let this stud muffin get away?
她在开玩笑，对吧?你的头发怎么了? She's kidding, right? What's with the hair?
这是新的东西。你喜欢吗? It's something new. Do you like it?
呕吐这个词对你有什么意义吗? Does the word barf mean anything to you?
是的。 Yeah.
很高兴认识你，佩妮。 Nice meeting you, Penny.
那个可怜的女孩。我觉得她还喜欢你，扎克。 That poor girl. I think she still likes you, Zack.
她会忘记我的。几年后! Oh, she'll get over me. In a few years!
扎克?我们能谈谈吗? Uh, Zack? Could we talk?
不是现在。我正忙着 Not now. I'm busy with--
事实上，现在就可以了。 actually, now would be good.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
我可不想毁了这个派对。 Well, I didn't want to ruin the party.
如果你留下，你会毁了我的生活。 If you stay, you're going to ruin my life.
那假发是怎么回事? And what's with the wig?
它给了我额外的一点扎克奇。 It gives me that extra bit of Zackosity.
我要踢你的"扎克奇" I'm going to kick your "Zackosity"
如果你不带佩妮走掉 if you don't take Penny and get lost.
嗨。 Hi.
-那是谁?-那是我最好的朋友，尖叫。 - Who was that? - That's my best friend, Screech.
我觉得他有点粗鲁，扎克。 I think he's kind of rude, Zack.
是啊，他是个笨蛋。 Yeah, he's a dweeb.
如果你不想跳舞，你介意我叫丽莎吗? If you don't want to dance, would you mind if I asked Lisa?
当然，去吧。请走吧。 Sure, go ahead. Please go.
想跳舞吗? Want to dance?
最近怎么样? How's it going?
不好的。杰西还在纠结身高的事。 Not good. Jesse's still hung up on this height thing.
马上回来。不要跳舞。 Be right back. Don't dance away.
大家一起说。和我跳舞吧。 Let's talk. Dance with me.
杰西，你醒醒好吗? Will you wake up, Jessie?
你要和一个好男人搞砸了。 You're about to blow it with a great guy.
-我没办法。-是的，你可以。 - I can't help it. - Yes, you can.
-你想跳舞吗?-我们在跳舞。 - You want to dance? - We are dancing.
哦,对了。 Oh, right.
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我有个主意。 I have an idea.
这让你感觉好点了吗? Does this make you feel better?
不，这让我觉得自己很蠢。 No, it makes me feel stupid.
哦。 Oh.
我以为这会让你觉得自己很蠢。 I thought this would make you feel stupid.
对不起，布雷特。我表现得像个混蛋。 I'm sorry, Brett. I've acted like a real jerk.
好吧，杰西，我很矮。 Well, Jessie, I am short.
是啊，但我才是那个要长大的人。 Yeah, but I'm the one who has to grow up.
你能原谅我吗? Can you ever forgive me?
我原谅你了，豆杆。 You're forgiven, beanpole.
谢谢,矮子。 Thanks, shorty.
扎克要马上见你。好吧。 Zack needs to see you right away. Okay.
-马上回来，宝贝——好的。 - Be right back, honeybunny. - Okay.
-嗨，我是斯莱特。-我是Penny Belding。 - Hi, I'm Slater. - I'm Penny Belding.
佩妮，看到那边那个女孩了吗? Hey, Penny, you see that girl over there?
这是凯莉。今天是她的生日。 That's Kelly. It's her birthday.
-那是凯莉?-对，没错。 - That's Kelly? - Yeah, right.
好了,现在。她和扎克关系很好 Okay, now. Her and Zack, they're real close.
我是说，他们就像兄妹。 I mean, they're like brother and sister.
这将是一个很棒的生日礼物 And it would be a great birthday present
如果她听说你和扎克在一起很开心 if she heard that you and Zack were having a good time together.
-好吧。-别这样。 - Oh, okay. - Come on.
凯莉，我是佩妮·贝丁。 Hey, Kelly, this is Penny Belding.
-你好，很高兴你能来。-我也是 - Hi, I'm glad you could come. - Yeah, me too.
我三个。你们俩为什么不互相了解一下呢? Me three. Why don't you two get to know each other?
玩得开心。说话。 Have fun. Talk.
你玩得开心吗? Are you having a good time?
哦,是的。今晚我遇到了一些很棒的人。 Oh, yeah. I've met some great people tonight.
尤其是扎克。 Especially Zack.
扎克人很好，不是吗? Yeah, Zack is nice, isn't he?
哦,是的。我们在一起过得很愉快。 Oh, yeah. We've had a terrific time together.
你有吗? You have?
是啊，但我们马上就要走了。 Yeah, but we're going to be leaving in a minute.
你和扎克? You and Zack?
他太性感了。他让我牙齿冒汗。 He's so hot. He makes my teeth sweat.
但是Screech呢? But what about Screech?
他很好，如果你喜欢这种类型的话。 He's okay, if you like that type.
扎克和我要回我叔叔家。 Zack and I are going back to my uncle's house.
他暂时不会回家，你懂我的意思吧。 He won't be home for awhile, if you know what I mean.
是的，我明白你的意思 Yes, I know what you mean,
你……你……un-nice女孩! you... you... un-nice girl!
好吧，多棒的派对啊! All right, what a party!
扎克，快点，我们离开这里。 Zack, come on, let's get out of here.
这些女孩都为你疯狂，谁能怪她们呢，我的帅哥。 These girls are crazy about you, and who can blame them, my hunk.
是的，宝贝，我有货了。 Yeah, babe, I got the goods.
好吧，扎克一号。 Okay, Zack number one.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
这是怎么呢？ What's going on?
嗯… Well...
你知道史奇一直想成为我这样的人吗? you know how Screech always wanted to be like me?
扎克!告诉我。现在。 Zack! Tell me. Now.
你能相信我们上了《完全隐藏的视频》吗? Would you believe we're on "Totally Hidden Videos"?
这很好。 This is good.
你告诉贝尔丁你要和他侄女约会了吗? Did you tell Belding you'd go out with his niece?
是的，我做了。 Yeah, I did.
扎克·莫里斯，我这辈子都不会忘记这个生日。 Zack Morris, I will never forget this birthday as long as I live.
-我应该大发雷霆。-跟着感觉走。 - I should be furious. - Go with the feeling.
我不知道还有谁会费这么大的劲 I don't know anyone else who would go to all this trouble
只是为了让我开心。谢谢,扎克。 just to make me happy. Thanks, Zack.
嘿…我知道你会喜欢的。 Hey... I knew you'd like it.
哦。 Ooh.
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