若你父母感情淡, 就当他们孩子看 MAN: # If their love's on skids treat your folks like kids #
万一家庭大树断 # Or your family tree's gonna snap #
想复合 怎么办 先得你找金钢钻 WOMAN: # So to make 'em dig first ya gotta rig #
什么是 金刚钻 TOGETHER: # What do ya gotta rig #
巧计能将爸妈赚 # The parent trap #
若你父母两心散 却又不愿回心转 WOMAN: # If they lose that zing and they just won't swing #
那么你就有题算 # Then the problem falls in your lap #
若你父母互不让 你就有事准备干 MAN: # When your folks are square then you must prepare #
什么事 准备干 巧计能将爸妈赚 - # What do you gotta prepare # - # The parent trap #
[Both Yawning]
略施小计 再现浪漫 TOGETHER: # To set the bait recreate the date #
重温恋爱时光 # The first time Cupid shot 'em #
来点月光 来点音响 # Get 'em under the moon play their favorite tune #
约翰! John.
玛西娅! Marcia.
你把爸妈赚 # You got 'em #
循循诱导 可别莽撞 MAN: # Lead 'em back to love with a velvet glove #
爸妈太老 不能强绑 WOMAN: # 'Cause they're much too old for the strap #
让他俩 共患难 共患难 TOGETHER: # Straighten up their mess with togetherness #
巧计能将爸妈赚 # Togetherness The parent trap #
约翰,他们正在放我们的歌 John, they're playing our song.
玛西娅,我们之前多傻呀 Marcia, what fools we've been.
让他俩 共患难 # Straighten out their mess with togetherness #
共患难 # Togetherness #
让他俩 共患难 # Straighten out their mess with togetherness #
共患难! # Togetherness #
巧计能将爸妈赚! # The parent trap #
[Girls Chattering, Clamoring Loudly]
注意了 这儿来 WOMAN: Now, now there,
好了，姑娘们！ girls, Now, now,...
A到K字母开头的 这边来 你是A到K的吗? 'A'to 'K's'over here, 'A'to 'K's'over...
不,亲爱的,你是R. 去P到S的那边去. No, dear, you're an 'R'. Over there with the 'P' to 'S's.'
机灵的姑娘 我们该没有X,Y,Z开头的吧? That's a good girl. Now, have we any 'X, Y, Z's' here?
- X,Y,Z在哪? - 这是你的抗过敏药. - Where are the 'X, Y, Z's'? - Now here are your allergy pills.
你外婆嘱咐每天三次. Your grandmother said to remind you one three times a day.
还有你的花露水 And your insect repellant.
和你的诗集. And your poetry book.
- 谢谢你,史丹斯. - 暑假愉快,小姐. - Thank you, Staimes. - Have a good summer, miss.
[Chattering, Clamoring Continues]
- 名字? - 麦肯德里克,莎伦. - Name? - McKendrick, Sharon.
- 贝尔格雷夫广场18号,波士顿? - 是的. - 18 Belgrave Square, Boston? - Yes.
我外婆说我的棚屋 应该通风良好. And my grandmother said to see that my tent was properly ventilated.
别担心. 你会通风的. Don't worry, McKendrick. You'll be ventilated.
下一个. Next girl.
地上不准有糖纸. 永远保持整洁. No candy wrappers. No chewing gum wrappers lying on the ground.
永远整洁 Always tidy.
厕所在那边. 食堂在山上. Latrines over there. Mess hall up the hill.
麦肯德里克, 你住在阿拉珀霍. 跟我来. McKendrick, you're in here, Arapahoe. Follow me.
姑娘们,在这等着. Girls, wait here for me.
进来, 麦肯德里克. Come, McKendrick.
新人到了,姑娘们. 她叫麦肯德里克. New arrival, girls. Name's McKendrick.
嗨. - Hi. - Hello.
这些姑娘会指点你. Girls here'll brief you on anything you need to know.
你在这肯定会快乐的. I'm sure you'll be very happy here.
午餐后见. See you after lunch.
我叫贝特西. 这是厄休拉. My name is Betsy. This is Ursula.
你好. How do you do? [Clears Throat]
我是莎伦. I'm Sharon McKendrick.
- ## [Bugle Playing Reveille] - [Girls Shouting]
你住了个好地方. Say, you're in a good tent.
贝特西妈妈周周寄糖块来. Betsy's mother sends her all kinds of candy bars and chocolates every week.
- 我不能吃糖. - 为什么? - I'm not allowed to eat candy. - Why not?
我外婆认为对牙齿不好. My grandmother thinks it ruins my teeth.
嗨,玛丽·苏 Oh, hi, Mary Sue.
快点,我饿坏了. Well, come on, let's go. I'm starved.
快点找三个位置 Oh, yeah, just as long as there are three places.
这儿... Oh, is that... Oh.
好大的胆子! 长着你的脸来这招摇. The nerve of her, coming here with your face.
你会怎么做? What are you gonna do about it?
做? 我又能做什么, 傻妞? Do? What in heaven's name can I do, silly?
我会咬掉她的鼻子! I'd bite off her nose, then she wouldn't look like you.
她是谁? - Who's she? - [Bell Ringing]
我以前从没见过她. I never saw her before in my life.
此时此刻,我想对所有新人 表示热烈欢迎. Now at this time I want to say welcome to all our new arrivals.
新人们,欢迎来到英奇营. Welcome to Camp Inch, new arrivals.
在这里我是你们的最高指挥官 I am your supreme commander here.
我叫...英奇小姐. And my name is... Miss Inch.
对,英奇小姐. - Uh, yes, Miss Inch. - [Girls Chuckle Softly]
我很乐意在此介绍 一位来自邻近山顶的参观者, I'd like at this time to introduce a visitor from the next hilltop over.
雷砧男孩营的访客. From the Thunderhead Boys Camp.
伊格伍德长官. Chief Eaglewood.
欢迎 Welcome.
谢谢你, 英奇小姐, 大家好. Thank you, Miss Inch. And hello there, out there to all of you.
看起来像一支 女童子军劲旅. Uh, looks like a crackerjack troop of girls there.
我为什么在这儿? Now, why am I here?
好,这是我们的小小惊喜. Well, that's our little surprise.
士兵斯坦福,注意! 起立,小伙子. Trooper Stafford, attention. Stand up, boy.
- 多美的梦! - Ohh, what a dream. - [Girls Giggling]
给你们的小小惊喜,年轻女士们. A little surprise for you, young ladies.
星期六晚上我们来跳舞. Saturday night we're going to have a dance.
[Girls Screaming]
安静,姑娘们. Now, quiet, girls, quiet.
我们邀请了雷砧男孩营过来跳舞. And we've asked the Thunderhead Boys Camp to come over for the occasion.
我们接受了你们的邀请. Camp Thunderhead accepts your invitation and thanks you.
- [Girls Screaming, Cheering] - [Bell Ringing]
警告一句. A word of warning.
注意你们的缺点. Watch your demerits.
邋遢姑娘不准跳舞, Untidy little girls won't go to the dance.
所以保持住处清洁, 制服崭新, So keep those tents clean,
我们就会是一个快乐的大家庭! your uniforms spanking fresh and we'll all be one big happy family.
[Sighs]
[Chattering]
和那个癞蛤蟆? - [Laughing] - With that toad?
哦,不. Oh, no.
你在盯着什么? What are you staring at?
对不起,但你没注意到吗? 我们在盯着彼此. Excuse me, but haven't you noticed? We look like each other.
把头转过去,让我看看你的侧面. Hey, wait a minute. Turn your head. Let me see that profile.
好像啊! 她和某人简直一模一样,你知道是谁. That's who it is, Look at that profile, She's the spittin' image of you-know-who.
谁? Who?
弗兰肯斯坦(科学怪物)! - Frankenstein. - [Laughing]
不欢迎你们! Not wanted.
[Screaming]
[Gasping]
## [Reveille]
[Girls Chattering]
- [Screams] - [High-Pitched Scream]
那些怪物! 他们套住了我们! [Screams] Those monsters. They gopher-trapped us.
[High-Pitched Screams]
- 早上好,英奇小姐. - 早上好,甘耐克小姐. - Morning, Miss Inch. - Morning, Miss Grunecker.
- 你想从哪里开始? - Where would you like to start? - Well...
为什么不从阿拉珀霍棚屋开始呢? Why not start with tent Arapahoe?
我保证你会发现它井井有条. I'm sure you'll find everything shipshape.
- [Gasps] - [Screams]
想想我们能共享全部 WOMAN ON RECORD: # Think of all that we could share #
让我们时时相聚 # Let's get together every day #
无论何时 无论何处 # Every way and everywhere #
虽然我们并不富裕 # And though we haven't got a lot #
我们能共享我们的全部 # We could be sharin' all we've got #
同度... # Together #
我们找些蚂蚁 - # Oh, I really think you're swell # - What if we got some ants,
等她出来从窗子里 - # We really ring the bell # - and when she comes by the window...
扔进她衣服里如何? we dump 'em down her dress?
不切实际. Impractical.
你在晚上怎么找蚂蚁? Where're you gonna find ants at night, stupid?
瞧她们三个. 我气得都要吐了. Ooh, the three of them. I'm so mad I could just spit.
让我们相聚,耶,耶,耶 # Let's get together Yea, yea, yea #
两人相聚 两倍益处 # Two is twice as nice as one #
让我们马上相聚 # Let's get together right away #
我们将有两倍欢愉 # We'll be havin' twice the fun #
你永远能依靠我... 我有个主意. - # And you can always count on me # - Hey, I got an idea.
让我们相聚,耶,耶,耶 快来. - # A twosome we will be # - Come on.
# Let's get together Yea, yea, yea #
[Chattering]
- 你喜欢野营吗? - 我猜是的. - How do you like camp? - Oh, it's okay, I guess.
我不会回这个营地了. I'm not coming back to this one, though.
They're so juvenile.
他们不准涂口红洒香水.不涂口红让我觉得没穿衣服. They won't let you wear lipstick or perfume. I feel absolutely naked without my lipstick.
Oh. [Clears Throat]
你来自哪里? Where you from?
加州蒙特雷. Um, Monterey, California.
棒极了. That's great.
你会喜欢加州的,我喜欢. Oh, you'd love California, at least I do.
说实在的,可以说是妙极了. It's so sort of... I don't know... marvelous, actually.
听起来很棒. [Clears Throat] Sounds great.
Mm-hmm.
住在加州绝对其乐无穷. Oh, it's absolute fun living in California.
我从营地回家后, 爸爸会带我去山里远足. Every year when I get home from camp, Dad takes me on a trek into the mountains.
哇,太棒了. - Gee, that's great. - Mm-hmm.
你妈妈让你去吗? Your mother just lets you go up in the mountains like that?
我没有妈妈. 家里只有我和爸爸. Oh, I don't have a mother, just Dad and me.
他可好了.而且,我几乎知道每件 He's wonderful. Besides, I know almost everything...
关于野营和树林的知识. about trails and camping and woodlore.
我们还举行舞会 - 只有爸爸,我和海克参加. We have a ball, just Daddy and me and Hecky.
这外面好热. 海克是谁? - Ooh, it's hot out here. - Who's Hecky?
我们的牧场工头. 他会讲精彩的故事. Our ranch foreman. He tells sensational stories.
他过去是牛圈骑手. He used to be a rodeo rider actually.
他们又放音乐了. - ## [Starts] - Oh, they've started the music again.
我猜我们该跳舞了? - I guess we oughta, huh? - Mm-hmm.
我喜欢跳舞. 我可以跳一整夜 - I love dancing. I could just dance all night,
特别是跟你跳, 威尔弗雷德. - especially with you, Wilfred. - [Clears Throat]
[Chattering]
[Gasps]
[People Laughing]
她能在哪儿搞的鬼? Your dress is ruined. Where were you? Where could she have done it?
我不知道! 我刚刚出去... Oh, I don't know. I wasn't anywhere. I just went out...
[Chuckling]
从现在开始离我们的棚屋远点. Serves ya right. Stay out of our tent from now on.
你这个恶毒的小坏蛋! - You vicious, little wretch. - [Gasps]
住手! 莎伦, 放开! - Stop it. Stop it. - Let her go.
住手! Sharon, let go of her. Get away.
- [Girls Screaming] - Stop that.
Stop that, ladies, please. Girls...
Stop it. Girls. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Misses, stop.
- [Girls Screaming] - [Gasps]
[Stammering]
[Shouts]
我救下了一个蛋糕! 住手. I've got a cake in my hands. Now stop it, children.
[Screams, Groans]
You little wretches.
你们这两个小坏蛋! [Girls Continue Screaming]
恭喜. Congratulations.
在我们营地史上, 出了件最臭名昭着, In the history of our camp, that was the most infamous,
最令人恶心,最令人作呕的 流氓行为大丢丑. the most revolting, the most disgusting... display of hooliganism we have ever had.
在我们的来宾面前争吵. Brawling like hooligans in front of our guests.
最糟糕的是, 姐妹俩 都不带个好样. And worst of all, two sisters who should be setting a good example.
我们不是姐妹. We're not sisters.
我以前从没见过她. I've never seen her before in my life.
她们是姐妹, 不是吗? They are, aren't they?
不，夫人，只是长得像. No, ma'am, just look-alikes.
惊人的貌似. An amazing resemblance.
我推测你们两位姑娘 一山不容二虎. I gather that you two girls don't get along together?
你们曾听说过 吉尔伯特和苏利文吗? Hmm. Well, have you ever heard of Gilbert and Sullivan?
听说过，夫人. Yes, ma'am.
他们是作曲家. They were composers.
他们写了一首难忘的歌 叫作"罪有应得". They wrote a memorable song called... "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime."
罪有应得. "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime."
[Girls Chattering]
莎伦 麦肯德里克, 我们等着呢. Sharon McKendrick, we are waiting.
姑娘们，跟我来. All right, girls, follow me.
## [Girls Whistling 'Bridge On The River Kwai']
##
姑娘们，少无聊了! 回去忙你们的! Now, girls, that's enough of this nonsense. Go back to your activities.
很好, 年轻女士们. - [Girls Shouting] - All right, young ladies.
这里面. In here.
对... Yes.
对. Yes. All right.
剩下来的四星期 你们得一起共度了. Four weeks left at camp and you'll spend them all together,
一起睡, 一起吃, 一起玩. room together, eat together, play together.
你们会找出彼此相处之道的, Either you'll find a way to live with each other...
要不你们就自作自受 比我动手惩治更妙. or you'll punish yourselves far better than I ever could.
再见，姑娘们. Good-bye, girls.
[Girls Chattering, Laughing]
这会逼疯她的. 我完全不理她. It drives her crazy. I completely ignore her.
好! 考文垂疗法. - Give it to her good. - The old coventry treatment.
沉默会逼她发狂. Pretty soon the silence will drive her absolutely out of her mind.
[Girls Giggling]
[Thunderclap]
[Wind Gusting]
我的天哪! 快! 快! 我抓到了! - Oh. Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my goodness. Hurry, quick.
把它拉下来. 绑紧. I've got it. Hook it. Tie that down over there, tight.
谢谢. 别客气. - Thanks. - You're welcome.
唉! 看这乱的! Oh, gosh. Look at this mess.
有没有相片被弄坏了? 刮风可对它们没好处. - Are any of them spoiled? - Well, it didn't do 'em any good.
见鬼! 看这张. 毁了. Oh, dirty darn, look at this one. Just ruined.
真可惜. 他是谁? Oh, that's a shame. Who is he?
你在开玩笑? 瑞克 尼尔森. Are you kidding? Ricky Nelson?
你的男朋友? Oh. Your boyfriend.
我巴不得呢! 你意思是你从没听说过他? [Gags] I wish he was. You mean you never heard of him?
你从哪里来的? 外太空吗? Where do you come from, outer space?
不. 我来自波士顿. No. I'm from Boston.
哦... 波士顿. [Snootily] Oh... Boston.
你家在哪里? 加州. - Where's your home? - California.
我看过加州产的电影. 它好吗? Oh, I've seen movies of California. Is it a nice place to live?
妙极了. 我家在卡梅尔有个牧场.我有张照片. 你想看吗? Sensational. We got a ranch out in Carmel. I got a picture. You wanna see it?
这是房子. 马厩在那边没拍到. There. That's the house. Then the stables go off down there.
真可爱. 我有自己的马. - How lovely. - Oh, I got my own horse and everything.
我们有个湖. 你可以在任何时候 We got a lake. You know, you could practically fall
从前门跳下去游泳. right out of the front door and go swimming anytime you want.
这是谁? Who's this?
我爸爸. 他是不是妙极了? That's my dad. Isn't he dreamy?
他非常英俊. SHARON: He's very handsome.
- 住这儿冷不冷? - 我好热. - Is it cold in here? - I'm hot.
想吃块点心吗? Want a Fig Newton?
你爸爸像什么? 像朋友 还是像大忙人? What's your pop like? I mean, is he a friend you could talk to or one of those busy types?
说实话,我没有爸爸.妈妈和爸爸分开了. Well, I don't have a father actually. Mummy and Daddy separated years ago.
她现在从不提起他. She never mentions him now.
这样下去真恐怖 现在没人长相厮守了. You know, it's scary the way nobody stays together anymore these days.
以后离婚的比结婚的多! Pretty soon there's gonna be more divorces than marriages.
不就是吗? Isn't it the truth?
- 你多大了? - 13. - How old are you? - Thirteen.
我也是. 我都等不及长到18岁了. So am I. I can't wait till I'm 18...
到时候我要有自己的车 还要跳舞跳到半夜. and get my own car and stay out dancing till midnight.
我11月12号就14岁了. I'll be 14 November 12.
没开玩笑吧? 那天也是我的生日. No kiddin'? That's my birthday too.
难道不奇怪吗? 都是11月12号? Isn't that peculiar? November 12?
嗯. 真有趣, 不是吗? Mm-hmm. Funny, isn't it?
哦. 接满了. Uh-oh, this one's full.
嗨, 雨停了! Hey, what do ya know, it's stopped raining.
[Birds Twittering]
你妈妈像什么? What is your mother like?
- 我记不起来. - 她死了吗? - I can't remember her. - Did she die?
不是.她和爸爸吵架离婚了. 但她人很好，绝对很好. Nope. Busted up with Dad when I was young. But she was fabulous. Absolutely fabulous.
你怎么知道? How do you know?
爸爸桌上有张照片. There used to be a picture of her on Daddy's desk.
但爸爸抓住我偷看,现在照片不见了. But once he caught me looking at it, and it's never been around since.
你想和我去吃根冰棍吗? Hey, you wanna come to the commissary and get a popsicle with me?
这时候了你怎么还能想那事? Can you only think about your stomach at a time like this?
这是什么时候啊? At a time like what?
你感觉不到吗? 你不知道即将发生什么吗? Don't you feel it? Don't you know what's happening?
你没有发觉这很奇怪吗? 我们这么相像,我们正好同一天过生日? Don't you find it peculiar that we both look so much alike and have the same birthday?
- 这只是冥冥天注定吧,不是吗? - 你能进来一会吗,求你? - It's just one of those things, isn't it? - Will you come inside a minute... please?
妈妈说我有特异功能, Mother always says I'm psychic,
奇事即将发生时我能感觉到. you know, that I can sense things when something odd is going to happen.
我总是起风团. 看. I always get goose bumps. Look.
那又怎么样? So what?
我不明白. I don't understand.
你怎么变出她的照片的? What are you doing with her picture?
她是我妈妈. It's my mother.
但她也是我妈妈. But it's my mother too.
## [Reveille]
[Girls Chattering]
吃午饭去. Uh... lunch.
你去吧,我不饿. You go. I'm not hungry.
I hope we have chicken tonight because I really like that,
[Crying]
[Gasps]
我不知道该说什么. I didn't know what to say.
我明白. 我也不知道. I know. I didn't either.
啊! 姐妹! Golly, sisters.
你知道可能发生过什么吗? You know what probably happened.
他们一定吵架了分开了, They must've quarrelled and parted...
然后可以说就"平分"了我们- 每人养一个. and just sort of... bisected us, each taking one of us.
为什么你猜他们分开了? Why do you suppose they separated?
我不知道.我不能想象有人不再爱妈妈. I don't know. I can't imagine anyone not loving Mother.
她是仙女下凡. She's absolutely divine.
那爸爸呢? 他妙极了, Well, what about Dad? He's a sensational person.
无论作为朋友还是其它方面. I mean, as a friend and all.
事实是他们谁也没有再婚. The thing is... that neither of them got married again.
你明白这意味着什么吗? You see what that means?
- 不太明白. - 在他们的内心最深处, - Not really. - Secretly, in their innermost hearts,
他们一定还爱着彼此. they must still be in love with each other.
那么为什么他们一直分开? Then why have they stayed separated all these years?
那就是真爱造成的美丽痛苦. Because that's how true love creates its beautiful agony.
所有好恋人都有过痛苦时光. All splendid lovers have just dreadful times.
佩利亚斯和梅丽桑德, 达佛涅斯和克洛伊? Uh... Peleus and Melisande, Daphnis and Chloe.
历史充满了恋人们被一些傻事分开的故事. History's just jammed with stories of lovers parted by some silly thing.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
哦,我的天! Oh. Oh, my goodness.
哦,伙计! 哦,糟了! Oh, boy. Oh, my gosh. Oh...
出什么事了? - Uh... - What's the matter?
你想见爸爸 我想知道妈妈. You wanna meet Father and I'm just dying to know Mother.
嗯, 假如...会怎样? Well, what if...
太吓人了, 但我们应该可以办得到. Oh, my gosh. It just seems so scary that we might be able to pull it off.
办得到什么? Pull what off?
- 互换身份. - 互换? - Switch places. - Switch?
我们做得到,我们是双胞胎. We could do it. We're twins, aren't we?
我想知道妈妈.看! 我正在起风团. Oh, I want to know Mother. Look, now I'm getting goose bumps.
我也是. Me too.
这不仅仅是互换身份. You know something, there's more to it than just switching places.
我相信命运会让我们团聚. 为什么? - I believe fate brought us together. - How so?
如果我们互换了, 他们不得不把我们换回来. If we switched, sooner or later they'd have to unswitch us.
妈妈会带我去加州. Mother would have to bring me to California to unmix us.
- 他们不得不重逢. - 面对面. - And they'd have to meet again. - Face to face.
- 你和我心心相通? - 一点不错. - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Exactly.
让我们开始吧. Let's get to work.
真惊人. - Hmm? - It's amazing.
你应该穿这件见爸爸. Now, I think you should wear this one when you go to meet Dad.
好漂亮! 我要穿这件去波士顿. Oh, this is gorgeous. Oh, I'm going to wear this one when I go to Boston.
我好喜欢它! Oh, I adore it.
苏珊, 专心. Now, Susan, will you pay attention.
音乐房和图书室在一楼. Now the music room and the library are on the first floor.
你的卧室在二楼左边第二个门. Now your room is the second door on the second floor on the left.
all right?
马叫斯柯兹利 狗叫安多米达. Now, the horse's name is Schotzli and the dog is Andromeda.
沃贝娜星期一收集脏衣服... Verbena collects the dirty laundry every Monday.
莎伦, 专心! - [Girls Chattering] - Sharon, will you pay attention.
但脏袜子在星期三洗. Now, except for the dirty socks, those are Thursday.
我最喜欢吃的东西是辣豆, Oh, yeah. My favorite food is chili beans.
你要嚼口香糖,因为我嚼. Oh, and you gotta chew gum 'cause I always chews gum.
平着写A字. 记住,你所有的A字都要平写. Um, flat 'A's', you must remember all your 'A's' are flat.
语速要快，因为那儿人人说话快. Uh, talk fast, you know, 'cause everybody talks fast. And...
但我从不啃指甲! But I never bite my nails.
莎伦, 你要啃. 我总是啃. Sharon, ya gotta. I always chew mine.
无论如何, 爸爸会知道. Anyhow, Dad'll know.
来吧,啃! Go on, bite 'em,
不能. 不会. 姨妈. 对吗? Can't. Shan't. Aunt. Hmm?
不对. 咋能. 咋会. 妈姨. No, no."Ca-un't." "Sha-un't." "Au-unt."
咋能. 咋会. 妈姨. "Ca-un't." "Sha-un't." "Au-unt."
- 哦,我都不能等到野营结束.- 咋能等. - Ooh, I can't wait till camp is over. - "Ca-un't" wait.
对,我咋能等. Okay, I "ca-un't" wait.
[Girls Saying Good-bye]
- 但是, 爸爸... - 你不能带它回家! - But Daddy, he doesn't smell at all. - You're not gonna take it home, and that's it.
哦,爸爸,你这个大刻薄鬼! 我花了这么久来努力抓住它. Oh, Daddy, you're so mean. He's so cute.
She's not gonna take it home.
Ah, you big meany. I spent so much time to get him.
Ahh, baby.
[Chattering]
It's got to be done methodically.
要有条不紊. 回想和记忆. Remember the key: recollection and memory.
与她谈谈他们怎么相识的. Get her talking about how her and Daddy first met.
还有怎么开始的 And their first date.
- 弄清楚他们的第一次约会. - 莎伦! - Find out about that first date. - MISS INCH: Sharon.
- 叫你呢. - 来了! - That's you now. - Oh, yes, coming.
你必须带妈妈来加州. Now, look, the most important thing: you must bring Mother to California.
波士顿不是重温浪漫的地方. Boston is no place to rekindle a romance.
莎伦 麦肯德里克! MISS INCH: Sharon McKendrick.
再见, 姑娘们. 莎伦 麦肯德里克! Good-bye, girls. Good-bye. Sharon McKendrick.
你的司机等着呢, 亲爱的. 快点. Your chauffeur's waiting for you, dear, Now hurry,
惩罚是很严酷, 我知道, The punishment was harsh, I know, putting you two girls together,
但你熬过来了 我希望你们都学到了点东西. but you've survived it, and I hope you've both learned something from the experience.
你会吃惊的, 英奇小姐. Oh, boy, you'd be surprised, Miss Inch.
[Chuckles]
再见, 莎伦. 下个暑假见. Yes. Well, good-bye, Sharon. See you next summer.
再见, 英奇小姐... Good-bye, Miss Inch. Oh, uh...
我咋能告诉您我玩的有多开心. I 'ca-un't' tell you how very much I've enjoyed my stay.
我咋会告诉妈姨关于妈姨...蚂蚁的事,还有礼服的事, 我会吗? I 'sha-un't' tell my au-unt about the 'au-unts' uh, ants, nor the debutantes, shall I?
再见. [Chuckles] Bye.
- 你的头发怎么了? - 我剪了它. 长头发太热了. - What did you do to your hair? - Oh, I cut it. It was too hot long.
等着让你外婆看见吧. You wait till your grandmother sees what you've done.
[Car Door Closes]
罗克莱斯小姐, 贝蒂娜... 楼上. 左边第三个门. Miss Lockness, Betina, upstairs, third door to the left.
她叫什么来着? Oh, what's her name? Miss...
[Car Door Closes]
没什么大不了的. [Sighs] Oh, well here goes nothin'.
什么? What?
...白葡萄酒和... WOMAN: For the white wine and with the meat.
我们还有"路易圣佐治"多吗? Do we have any more of... [Muttering]
我们最好为女士们的披肩准备标签. I think we better have cloakroom tickets for the ladies' wraps as well.
罗莎, 我要所有的镀金椅子都摆在音乐室. Oh, Rosa, I want all the gilt chairs in the music room, and do
see that they're well dusted.
您要我提醒您... MAID: Mrs, McKendrick, you asked me to remind you...
对, 对. Oh, yes, yes, yes,
女仆们务必保持安静. And do see that the maids keep absolutely quiet during the music.
她们必须不出声的清空烟灰缸. And if they must empty the ash trays, tell them. to do it without clinking.
对... I'll see to it.
我想要两架斯坦威钢琴都摆在北边. And I want those Steinways at the north end of the music room.
- 你检查了交付吗? - 我现在就去看. - Have you checked about delivery? - I'll see about it right now.
你野营回来了. - Now, I'll tell you what. - Well, you're home from camp, are you?
你好,罗克莱斯小姐. Hello, Miss Lockness.
你的内衣都带回家了吧? Did you bring home all your underwear and personal things?
在我的行李箱里. Yes, it's in my luggage. Staimes has it.
也许满是细菌. It's probably full of germs.
- 你把你的头发怎么了? - 你喜欢吗? - What have you done to your hair? - Do you like it?
等着让你外婆看见吧. Wait till your grandmother sees what you've done.
我听到了谁在外头? Who is that I hear out there?
那不是我的小姑娘吗? 又高又瘦的小家伙? Is that my little girl? The tall, gangly thing?
- 嗨,外公. - 你好, 甜心. - Hi, Grandfather. - Hello, sweetheart.
哦, 我的天. Oh, my, my, my.
让我看看你. Oh, well, well, well. Let me look at you.
你剪了,出什么事了, 亲爱的? Have you had... Well, what's the matter, dear?
- 我只是看到你好高兴.- 我看到你也好高兴. - I'm just happy to see you. - Ah, and I'm happy to see you too.
你外婆在这想死你了. I'll tell you, your grandpa missed you around here.
我们过得很糟糕... You know, it was an awful... [Stammering]
等等, Wait a minute.
你在做什么? Wait, wait. What are you doing?
留下记忆. Making a memory.
留下记忆? - Making a memory? - Mm-hmm.
许多年后的今天,当我完全长大时, All my life, years from now when I'm quite grown up.
我会永远记住外公的味道... I'll remember my grandfather and how he always smelled of...
...烟草和薄荷味. [Sniffing] tobacco and peppermint.
烟草和薄荷味! Smelled of tobacco and pepper... [Chuckling]
我用薄荷治我的消化不良, Well, I'll tell you what. I use the peppermint for my indigestion,
用烟草让你的外婆发疯. and the tobacco... [Clears Throat] to make your grandmother mad.
[Laughing]
莎伦! 莎伦! Sharon. Sharon.
欢迎回家, 宝贝. Welcome home, darling,...
- 妈妈! - 你回家真是太好了. - Mother. - Oh, darling. It's so good to have you home.
让我看看你... Let me take a look at...
你究竟把你的头发怎么了? What on earth have you done to your hair?
- 剪了. - 显而易见. - I cut it. - Well, that's certainly obvious.
我想有些事变了. I thought there was something different.
剪了就剪了吧. 它还会长出来的. Well, what's done is done. At least it'll grow again.
怎么了, 莎伦? What's the matter, Sharon?
我看见眼泪了? Are those tears I see?
我忍不住, 妈妈. I can't help it, Mother.
- 但愿你知道. - 知道什么? - If only you knew. - Knew what?
莎伦! 你什么时候回来的? Why, Sharon. When did you get back?
她刚到. - Hi, Granny. - She just arrived.
她看上去好极了. Doesn't she look wonderful?
你把你的头发怎么了? Ye... My dear child, what have you done to your hair?
- 她剪了. - 我剪了是因为... - She cut it. - Well, I had to because...
如果我的意见有人听的话 - 我很怀疑 If my opinion means anything in this house, which I doubt.
我喜欢这头发. I like it short the way it is.
- 查尔斯, 少放屁. - 我好多年没有放屁了. - Charles, stop burbling. - I haven't burbled in years and...
去读你的报纸. Go down to your office and read your newspaper.
晚餐见. See you at dinner.
再见. - Bye. - Oh, now really, Mother.
它不算太难看. it doesn't look so bad.
真淘气. 你是男孩还是女孩? 拿定主意. It's hoydenish. Are you a boy or a girl? Make up your mind.
- 那是什么? - 那是我带给你的礼物. - What's that? - Oh, it's a present I brought for you.
我们做的... 我为你做的. We made it... I mean, I made it. especially for you.
谢谢你. 它是什么? Thank you, dear. What is it?
用冰棒棍做的鸟笼. It's a bird cage made out of popsicle sticks.
来跟我上楼去. Oh, come on upstairs with me while I finish getting dressed.
待会见. See you later.
[Chuckles]
你交朋友了? Did you make some nice friends at camp?
一个特别的女孩. Oh, yes, one girl in particular.
- 她是谁? - 只是一个女孩. - Who is she? - Oh, just a girl.
- 从波士顿来的? - 不. 只是从某地来的. - From Boston? - No, just a girl from someplace.
天啊,你真美. My goodness, you're beautiful.
怎么了? [Exhales] Well, what's the matter?
你盯着我 就象以前从没见过我一样. You're staring at me as if you'd never seen me before.
我不知道. 我只是高兴, 你在这儿,你还是你. Oh, I don't know. I'm just happy you're here and that you're you.
我也高兴,你在这儿,你还是你. Well, I'm happy that you're here and you're you.
帮我扣紧. Now, be a good girl, fasten me up.
- 你想我吗? - 啊哈. 你想我吗? - Did you miss me? - Mm-hmm. Did you miss me?
你永远不会知道. [Chuckles] You'll never know.
玛格丽特,别忘了红十字会会议. Margaret, don't forget the Red Cross meeting in 2:30.
我会在索美塞地铁站见你.站有站相, I'll see you at the Somerset Club after my garden club meeting. Stand up, child.
孩子. 别无精打采. 我希望你没染上坏毛病. Don't slouch. I hope you haven't picked up bad habits at that camp of yours.
索美塞地铁站见. Keep your shoulders straight. See you at the Somerset, Margaret.
好的, 妈妈. Yes, Mother.
为什么皱眉头? Now... Well, what's the frown for?
你要开会办事. I just got back and you've got all those meetings and things.
我以为我们能聊一整天的. Well, I thought we could spend the day together and talk.
我们整个周末都可以聊. 红十字会开会我不能不去. Oh, we have the whole weekend to talk. And you know that I cannot cancel the Red Cross.
[Sighs]
那我不得不说的事可以延后. [Sighs] Well, what I have to say can wait.
是吗, 亲爱的? Yes, dear?
我只是想有次女人之间的谈话 和你聊聊史坦福. I just wanted to have a little "woman to woman" talk with you about Stafford.
谁是史坦福? Stafford? Who's Stafford?
我在野营时遇见的男孩. 我只想听听你的建议. Oh, this boy I met at camp. I just wanted your advice on something.
关于什么的建议? Yes? On what?
嗯... Well, uh...
我想要你告诉我 你结婚前等了多久. I wanted you to tell me how long you waited before you got married.
莎伦? Sharon.
- 罗克莱斯? - 在, 玛格丽特小姐. - Oh, Lockness. - Yes, Miss Margaret?
请告诉我母亲我不能和她会合, Please tell my mother that I won't be able to meet her, and cancel all of my appointments
取消我的约定. - 取消约定? - for today. - Cancel them?
对. 出了大事. Yes. Something very important has come up.
Yes, Miss Margaret.
莎伦, 我极力要说的是 结婚的决定 Sharon, what I'm trying to say is that the decision to marry...
最好留着等长大再说. is something best considered after you've lived a little bit longer.
妈妈,你是对的. 史坦福对我来说太幼稚了. Mother, you're perfectly right. Stafford was much too juvenile for me.
谢天谢地. Well, thank goodness for that.
直截了当吧, 我对他提不起精神. To be perfectly frank with you, the old zing just wasn't there.
精神? Zing?
对. 脊梁骨发麻的感觉. Yes you know, the charge that shoots up your spine when you meet...
the one man you wanna marry.
就象你遇见爸爸时一样的感觉. 爸爸人怎么样? Like when you met Daddy. [Sighs] What was Daddy like?
好, 我不明白我们怎么提到他了. Well... I don't know how we got around to him.
谈论他让你非常痛苦吗? Is it terribly painful for you to talk about Daddy?
不. 怎么会呢? No. Why should it be?
我不知道. I don't know.
我想也许当爱上某人时... Well, I thought, maybe when you've been in love with somebody once,
回想和记忆也许会非常痛苦. well, the recollection and memory might be bitter bitterly painful.
莎伦, 那已经过去很多年了. Oh, Sharon, that was many, many years ago.
不要夸张了. Don't dramatize it.
他第一次约你在什么地方? Where did he take you on your very first date?
他约我共进晚餐 He... He took me to dinner.
在一家意大利餐馆, 地方在纽约的一处地下室里. It was an Italian restaurant. One of those down in those old basements in New York.
它叫 "马丁内利". It was called Mar... Martinelli's.
"马丁内利"? - 对. - Martinelli's? - Yes.
嗯. Hmm.
- 你说当时放了音乐. - You said there was music. - Uh-huh.
- 放的是什么歌? - 歌? - What song did they play? - Song?
一定会放首歌的. 老歌"他们正在放我们的歌"之类的. Oh, there must've been a song. You know, the old "They're playing our song" type of thing.
放了吗, 我不记得了. Oh. Well, if there was, I wouldn't remember it.
过去太久了. - It was much too long ago. - Oh.
# La-di-dom Ba-dee #
# La-di-dom La-di #
# La-di La-di-dom #
# La-da #
虽然时间可以撕碎 # Though time may tatter #
我们第一次的甜蜜激动 # Our first sweet thrill #
没关系 # It doesn't matter #
它永不会（被忘记）... # It never will #
# La-di-dom La-di #
# La-di-dom Ba-dom #
# La-di La-di-dom #
# La-da #
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[People Chattering]
苏西! Susie.
- 嗨, 花生. - 嗨, 爸爸. - Hi, peanut. - Hi, Dad.
- 野营怎么样? - 很好. - Well, how was the camp? - Fine.
- 没有骨折吧? 真没有? - No broken bones or anything? - Mm-mm.
来,我们取行李去. No. Come on, let's get the bags, honey.
- 这是我的行李牌. - 你还在啃指甲? - Here's my baggage check. - Oh, boy, are you still biting your nails?
你注意到了. 她告诉我你... Oh, you noticed. She told me that you...
什么? - [Chuckles] - What?
没什么. Nothing.
我真的可喜欢你写的 所有那些又美又长又有新闻的信了. Well, I certainly did enjoy all those nice long newsy letters, yes, sir.
我们打算写, Oh, that. Well, we meant to write,
但种种计划和事情 就是让我们忙得不可开交... but we just got so tied up with... with plans and things,
you know...
我们是谁? - ...well we... - Who's 'we'?
呃... 我们. 我意思是... 我... Us. I mean, I.
哦, 我们. 那有个很好的女孩. 我们成了很好的朋友. Oh, us, There was a very nice girl there. We became quite good friends.
那是我的. 那是我的. 那儿. Oh, that's mine. That's my... bag.
Mm-hmm.
回家高兴吗? Glad to be home, huh?
太好了. 我走了你孤单吗? It's wonderful. Were you lonely while I was gone?
我哭着睡着... I cried myself to sleep every night about the first week...
不. 说正经的. No, no, seriously.
我天天打高尔夫, Well, seriously, I got to play golf every day.
晚上玩扑克. I played poker at night.
我还想再找个冬令营. I wish I could find one of these camps where they keep you all winter too.
噢噢! 噢噢! - Ho-ho. - Ho-ho.
你回家真好, 傻姑娘. It's good to have you home, goofy.
你离开后发生了很多事. Uh, Susie, there's, uh... been a lot of things happening since you left.
我们应该找个时间谈谈. And I think we ought to have a little quiet talk sometime.
我也想告诉你一些事. Oh, sure. I have some things I wanna talk over with you too.
你有心事? Oh, you have, huh?
- 但不是现在. - 行. - Mm-hmm, but not now. - Okay.
现在我只想着回家 与爸爸相依为命. Now I just wanna think about getting home and being with my father.
我的亲爹地. My very 'o-own fa-ather'.
亲爹地? 'O-own fa-ather'?
爸爸. - [Chuckles] Father. - Father.
[Horn Honking]
爸爸, 好美! Oh, Daddy, it's beautiful.
它又没变过. 海克! Well, it's just about the same. You didn't think it was gonna change, did ya? Hecky.
哟! 看! - MAN: Ho. - Look.
你带什么宝贝回来了, 米奇? Ah, shoo, shoo. What have you got there with ya, Mitch?
- 嗨, 海克. - 嗨呀, 宝贝. - Hi, Hecky. - How are you, darlin'?
为什么你带她回来? 我以为我们已经甩掉她了. What'd you have to bring this kid back for? I thought we got rid of her.
她一直在飞机场闲逛没走. Well, she was hanging around the airport, I thought I might as well get her.
- 野营怎么样? - 很充实. - [Mock Chuckle] How was camp? - Oh, swell.
是时候了. 我们都等了一整天了! For heaven sakes, it's about time. We've been waitin' for you all day.
- 嗨, 沃贝娜. - 别管"嗨"了. - Hi, Verbena. - Never mind that 'hi'talk.
给我个拥抱. You just give me a hug.
你好, 宝贝. 让我看看你. Oh. Hello, honey. Let me get a look at you.
你变了. Ya... Ya know, there... there's a change in you.
我还是老样子啊. Just the same as I always was.
不... 你不是. No. No, you're not. I...
我也说不太清楚. - [Growling] - Not quite sure what it is.
嗨, 安多米达. - Hi, Andromeda. - [Barking]
别那样, 安多米达, Stop that, Andromeda. What's wrong with you?
你这条疯狗. 这是苏珊, 你这个傻瓜. You crazy dog. It's Susie, ya silly.
差不多就象你自己的狗不认识你一样. Well, it's almost as if your own dog didn't know you.
有趣, 不是吗? [Chuckles] Funny, isn't it?
狗是有趣的动物. Uh, dogs are funny things.
我想我要上楼去我的房间了... Well, I guess I'll go up to my room and put some of those...
来告诉我野营的事. Come on, we'll get you unpacked while you tell me about camp.
来了. Coming.
全都告诉我. 还有你要洗的衣服也给我. Tell me about all the things you did at that camp, I wanna get that laundry of yours too.
忙完了就下来. 一会儿就下来. Come down when you get through. Somebody I want you to meet.
Yeah, all right. be down in a minute.
你好, 亲爱的. WOMAN: Hello, darling,
我很高兴你回来了. 我开始感到无聊了. Mitch, I was wondering when you'd get back, I was beginning to get so bored sitting here.
你告诉她我们的事了吗? Well, did you tell her anything about us?
- 你又在家太好了. - 的确如此. - Good to be home again? - Sure is.
沃贝娜... 楼下有个女人. Verbena, there's a woman downstairs.
千真万确. Mm-hmm. There is indeed.
她是谁? 她在这干什么? Well, who is she? What is she doing here?
我一言不发. 我只管好自己的事. I'm not saying a word. I mind my own business.
如果他想当个傻瓜, 那是他的事. Except if he wants to make a ninny of himself, that's his affair. I don't say a word.
她怎么来的? Well, how did she get here?
我一言不发. It's none of my never mind. I don't say a word.
像你老爸这样的男人 除了有个快14岁的女儿外... Except a man like your father with a grown daughter going on 14...
又完全不是什么 He's not what you'd call one of those "charm fellows"...
谈笑风生的魅力男, with a big, teethy grin and... and a lot of artistic clever talk.
那她怎么看上他的? What does a young girl like her see in him?
我不知道. I don't know.
我可以给你一百万个理由,它们都在银行里. I'll give you a million reasons and he's got 'em right in the bank.
总是如此. [Sighs] "It was always thus."
什么总是如此? What was always thus?
我一言不发. 我不是背后说坏话的人. I'm not sayin' a word. I'm not one to talk about anybody behind their back.
她很好. 她好的要命. But she's good. She's awful good.
那双冷冷的蓝眼珠 直勾勾的看着你. Those cool blue eyes lookin' right through you. Calm, that one.
骑马, 游泳, 外出晚餐, Go ridin' together, swimmin' together, out to dinner every night.
但这不关我的事, 所以我一言不发, 一言不发. But it's none of my business, understand, That's why I'm not sayin'a word.
还有, 你不要跟人讲... Not one single word. Besides, I don't think. you oughta talk about people...
苏西. 说苏西苏西到. Hi, Susie. We were just talking about you.
这是罗宾逊小姐. Uh, this is Miss Robinson.
你好. - How do you do? - Hello, darling.
我好期待见到你. I've been looking forward to meeting you for just weeks now.
你爸爸把你说成女孩, 但你实际上是女人了. From the way your father talked, I expected a little girl, but you're practically a woman.
我都快14岁了. I'm nearly 14
我想来杯马提尼.你想要吗？ Say, I think I'll go and make a couple martinis. You want one?
- 我也想. - 你呢, 宝贝, - Oh, I'd love one. - Uh, how about you, honey?
你想来杯姜汁吗或别的什么? You want root beer, ginger ale, something?
我可以吗? Could I have a ginger ale?
姜汁. 好的. 现在你们相互熟悉熟悉. Sure. You get acquainted. I'll be just a minute.
我听说你野营回来. 野营好玩吗? Your father tells me you were at camp, dear. Was it fun?
是的, 可好玩了, 谢谢你. Yes, it was lovely. Thank you.
自打我遇见你爸爸, 他就苏珊这苏珊那的. You know, ever since I met your father, it's been "Susan this" and "Susan that."
你们父女是这么好的朋友真是太好了. You're obviously very good friends, and I think that's just wonderful.
你能保守一个秘密吗? I can, uh, tell you something else too if you can keep a secret.
- 跟谁保守秘密? - 跟你爸爸. - From whom? - From your father.
那你最好别告诉我. Oh, then you better not tell me.
爸爸和我之间不保密. 我们告诉彼此每件事. Daddy and I don't keep secrets from one another. We tell each other everything.
不, 亲爱的. 不是那种秘密. Oh, well, no, dear. It wasn't that kind of a secret.
我只想告诉你我发现 他是个非常好的人. I just wanted to confide in you that I find him a very special.
棒极了的人 wonderful kind of person.
好, 别说出去, 他不象 他说的那样光辉和聪明. Well, just between us, he's not too brilliant or clever with what he says,
你知道, 像我们都崇拜的魅力男那样. you know, like the "charm fellows" we all adore so.
我和你爸爸骑过马, 他让我骑斯柯兹利. We were riding the other day. Your father let me ride Schotzli.
我知道她是你的马. 我希望你不介意我骑它. I understand she's your horse. I hope you don't mind my riding her.
不.不介意 Oh, no.
斯柯兹利和我 都已经习惯陌生女人骑它了. Schotzli and I are used to strange women riding her.
- 什么? - 你知道爸爸的. - What? - Oh, you know Daddy.
他总是用情不专. He's always playing the field.
- 不, 我不知道. - 哦, 是的. - No, I didn't know. - Oh, yes.
每周他都带来一些女人. Every week mostly, he has some different dame up here.
有一周 我永不会忘记 - 他带来了五个不同的女人. One week, I'll never forget, he had five different women up here.
- 是吗. - 这不关我的事, - You don't say. - Of course, it's none of my business...
如果他想当个傻瓜. if he wants to make a ninny of himself with all those women.
那就是为什么我一言不发. 一言不发. That's why I'm not saying a word. Not one single word.
给你. 你们两个相互熟悉了没有? Here you are. Now, did you two get to know each other?
是的. Yes.
我们闲聊得很愉快. We had a lovely little talk.
[Alarm Ringing]
喂? - [Ringing] - Hello?
- 苏珊 埃文斯? - 是的. - OPERATOR: Miss Susan Evers? - Yes, this is her.
- 接吧. - 我是莎伦. 怎么样? - OPERATOR: Go ahead, please. - Sue, it's Sharon. How's everything?
妈妈绝对是极品女人! 她美丽动人,美得让人透不过气. Ooh, Mother's the absolute living end. She's gorgeous. Just breathtaking.
我跟她聊了她的第一次约会. I got to talk to you about their first date today.
- 苏珊, 听我说! - 他们的歌听起来象这一首. - Susan, will you listen? - Ooh, I got their song. It goes like this.
- # 现在, 永远...# - 我要告诉你一件事... - # For now, for always # - Susan, I've got something to tell you.
# La-la, la-la, la... #
- 苏珊! - 什么事? - Susan. - What?
我们有麻烦了 你必须现在就带妈妈来这儿. We're in trouble. You'll have to bring Mother out immediately.
不! 我才跟她相处了一天. 我才刚刚认识她. No. Holy smokes, I just had one day with her. I hardly got to know her at all.
十万火急. 苏珊 这儿来了个女人 Susan, it's an emergency. There's a woman out here.
她很漂亮. Her name's Vicky, and she's beautiful.
就这个? 爸爸从来不会动真格. Oh, is that all? Don't be silly. Dad'd never get serious.
对这个女人他动真格了. 他试图让我和她 But he's serious about this one. He's trying to get Vicky and me...
成为朋友.她叫薇琪 她很危险 to be friends. She's dangerous.
好, 破坏它. Well, bust it up, for heaven sakes.
跟着他们,暗算她. Follow him wherever he goes and submarine her.
你要带妈妈来这儿. You've got to tell Mother and come out here to help.
我想要更多的时间. I want some more time with her.
你都跟了她13年! 我才跟她呆了一会. You've had her for 13 years, and I just got here.
苏珊 Susan.
我不想，尽你所能跟紧爸爸.挤占他们的时间 I won't. Do the best you can and stay on Daddy's tail. That's all.
苏珊, 求你! Susan, please.
我不会这么快放弃妈妈. 再见. I won't give up Mother this soon and that's final. Good-bye.
苏珊? Susan.
[Sighs]
我很高兴你今天来. I'm glad you could come along today, honey, because there's...
有件事我想跟你谈谈. something I wanna talk about.
- 很重要 - 什么事? - It's kind of important. - Oh, what is it?
你知道你遇见的女孩-- 薇琪吗? Well, you know the girl you met at the house, Vicky?
Mm-hmm.
我想我们应该单独相处一会, 以便我们交流. Well, I thought that we ought to be alone a little while so we could talk.
我也想说件事. Well, I wanted to talk to you about something too, Dad.
好. 说吧. Oh? Okay, go ahead.
在夏令营的时候, 我想知道我妈妈的事. All those weeks at camp, I've been wondering about my mother.
你想什么? 为什么你想知道像这样的事呢? You what? What do you wanna start wondering about something like that for?
这对一个女孩来说很自然. 她在哪里? Well, it's a perfectly natural thing for a girl to do. Where is she?
我不知道. Well, I don't know where she is. How should I know?
也许她去西班牙 和某个酒鬼结婚了. Last thing I heard, she went to Spain and married some drunk.
爸爸, 那不是真的. Daddy, that's not true. Now stop it.
好吧. 无论如何你不会喜欢她. All right. I lost track. You wouldn't like her anyway, hon.
大鼓眼, 红卷发, 而且她很胖,真的很胖. She's... These big staring eyes and red frizzy hair. And besides, she was fat, really fat.
那为什么你会爱上她? Then why did you fall in love with her?
有时候你会晕头转向. Well, you know, you lose your head sometimes.
此外, 我... 等一等. Besides that... Wait just a minute.
弗莱彻, 继续玩. 我会到酒吧找你. Hey, Fletcher, play on through. I'll pick you up at the bar.
坐吧 Well, sit down.
宝贝, 你不要开始想妈妈. [Clears Throat] Honey, you don't wanna start...
...thinkin' about your mother all of a sudden.
没有必要. There's a... Well, there's no need for that.
你有什么心事永远可以跟我谈. You can always come and talk to me about anything.
You always have.
这不一样. 父女是其乐融融, Well, it's not the same. Well, father and daughter is okay.
但当女孩长到了某个岁数, 她就会想妈妈. But when a girl gets to a certain age, that's when she really misses her mother.
为什么? 我意思是... 你意思是谈某种事情? Why? I mean, uh... Oh, you mean the talk about... certain things?
- 对. - 那种事情? - Yeah. - That?
我猜我们从没有谈过那种事情. [Inhales] I guess we never have just sat down and talked about that, have we?
这种事很不寻常, 但它实际上和其它事一样. Well, this is kind of an odd place, but I guess... it's as good as any.
我们完全可以一谈了之. Um... Well, we might as well get it over with. Uh...
这种事你已经有多久了? How... How much do you know now already?
什么事? About what?
你正在谈的那种事. About what you were just talking about?
- 绝对没有. - 没有? - Nothing. Absolutely nothing. - Nothing?
好了, 你老是不打开天窗说亮话. Well, you never brought up the subject and I wondered why.
[Inhales, Exhales]
好, 宝贝... Well, honey, um...
没关系. 让我们 首先搞明白一件事. All right, we oughta get straight on one thing first,
小男孩. that's little boys.
我知道他们怎样 因为我 How... See, I know how they are because...
曾经也是小男孩, 所以我知道. being a man I used to be a little boy once, so I know.
我不知道... I don't know what...
我曾经也是小男孩, 我知道. Take my word for it because I used to be a little boy one time...
我知道它. ...and I know. I know about it.
Oh. [Chuckles]
爸爸, Daddy.
- 你讲话太有趣了. - 你这是什么意思? - You're too funny for words. - What do you mean, "funny"?
这件事我已经知道好多年了. Well, I've known about all that for simply years.
那我们正在谈什么? Well, what the heck were we just talking about then?
那你正在谈什么? Well, what were you talking about?
好, 呃... Well, uh...
我最好离开了. [Sighs] I think I better go and putt out.
现在有了个小讨厌. There's the little beast now.
她只是个娃娃. Why, she's nothing but a child.
她是个被惯坏的,恶劣的,两面三刀的捣蛋鬼. She's a conniving, vicious, little two-faced brat.
笑一笑, 宝贝. Just smile, pet.
想一想加州和棒极了的 共有财产法, Think of California and that wonderful community property law...
笑一笑. and just smile.
- 嗨. - 你好, 米歇尔, 亲爱的. - Hi. - Hello, Mitch, darling.
- 嗨, 埃德娜. - 这个长着出神的明亮眼睛的孩子是谁啊? - Hi, Edna. - Who is this ecstatic, bright-eyed child?
- 她不会是... - 当然. 她是苏西. - Oh, Mitch, this couldn't be... - Sure, that's Susie.
这是薇琪的妈妈. Honey, this is Vicky's mother, Mrs. Robinson.
你好. How do you do?
这姑娘就是你叫她花生脸的那个? This angelic girl? This is the one you call "peanut face"?
爸爸, 真的吗! Oh, Daddy, really.
过来到你阿姨埃德娜这边来, Now, you come right over here to your Auntie Edna...
我们好彼此熟悉熟悉. and you and I are gonna get to know one another.
我想听你的所有事. 过来坐. Come on, I wanna hear all about ya. Down ya go.
嗨. 你告诉她了吗? - Hi. - Did you tell her?
我开口了, 然后... - [Edna Chattering Nonstop] - Well, I started to, and...
我不知道出了什么事. I don't know what happened.
哦, 米歇尔... Oh, Mitch, for...
不要紧. 让我用自己的办法来做. All right, just let me do it in my own way. All right?
都安排好了. Now, it's all settled,
苏珊和我决定 我们一起在这吃顿快乐午餐. Susan and I have decided we're all gonna have a darling lunch right here.
埃德娜, 我很抱歉, 我们今天不行. 我答应整天陪着苏西. Edna, I'm sorry. I don't think we can today. I promised to spend the whole day with Susie.
We've got some stuff planned, you know?
- 我非常抱歉. - 没关系. 下一次, 亲爱的. - I'm terribly sorry. - Oh, that's all right. Another time, dear.
你非常可爱! [Chuckles] You're an adorable thing.
我们要去骑马. Come on, Susie, We'll get the horses, We're gonna take a ride down the beach.
- 玩得开心. - 再见, 亲爱的. - Have fun. - Bye, darling.
我结婚后要做的第一件事, 就是打发她去瑞士寄宿学校. First change I make in that household, off she goes to a boarding school in Switzerland.
宝贝, 我打算问你... 你觉得薇琪怎么样? Honey, listen, uh... I've been meaning to ask you. What do you think of Vicky?
哪方面怎么样? Uh... in what respect?
好... 这只是随便问问. Well, uh... it's just an ordinary question.
不, 它不是. 你问我我觉得薇琪怎么样. No, it's not. You ask me what I think of Vicky.
我觉得薇琪作为什么怎么样? Well, what do I think of Vicky as what?
如果你问我我觉得她作为 时装模特 I mean, if you ask me what did I think of her as a fashion model...
或着名女飞行员怎么样, or a famous aviatrix or something,
那我也许能发表意见, 但如果你碰巧问我... then maybe I'd express some sort of opinion, but just to ask...
好吧. [Clears Throat] All right. Uh...
你觉得薇琪作为人怎么样? what do you think of Vicky as a person?
爸爸,我真的说不出来. [Chuckles] Well, Daddy, I really couldn't say.
她与我完全是陌生人. She's a perfect stranger to me.
- 比谁先跑到房子! - 等等. 苏西! - Beat you back to the house. - Hey, wait a minute, Susie. Susie.
我还没有跟你说完! Hey, I'm not through talkin' to you.
[Car Horn Honks]
Hi, darling.
- 嗨. - 你好, 甜心. - Hi. - Hello, sweetie.
[Sighs]
他不能. 他就是不能. He can't. He just can't.
我都要疯掉了.他这把年纪的男人还要藏娇. Oh, it just makes me so mad, A man of his age.
我们所有的努力和计划都泡汤了! All the work and the plans.
嗨. Hi.
你过去常常跟我交心的. 有什么事你想说给我听的吗? You used to confide in me. Anything you wanna talk over with me?
没有. No.
比如告诉我为什么 安多米达从不靠近你? You wouldn't like to tell me why Andromeda never comes near ya?
[Chuckles]
或为什么你的食欲变了? Or why suddenly your appetite's changed?
沃贝娜, 你是个神秘主义者. [Chuckles] Dear Verbena, you are a mystic.
神秘主义者? 我不是神秘主义者. Mystic? I'm no mystic.
问我所有这些疯狂的问题. 我不知道你在说什么. Well, asking me all these crazy questions. Gee, I don't know what you're getting at.
你知道我在说什么. 你有些事很奇怪. You know what I'm talking about. There... There's something very strange about you.
你真的没什么事想告诉我吗? Are you sure there isn't anything you wanna tell me?
你想让我告诉你什么? What do you want me to tell you?
我不知道. 你几乎就象... Well, I don't know. It's... almost as if you were...
那不可能. No, that's impossible.
我几乎就象谁? Almost as if I were who, Verbena?
忘了它, 宝贝. 别管它了. Oh, forget it, honey. Never mind.
你是指莎伦? You mean Sharon?
你在哪里听说她的? Where did you hear about her?
哦, 沃贝娜. Oh, Verbena.
我必须告诉某个人, 但你必须 发誓绝不告诉爸爸. I've got to tell someone. But you gotta swear never to tell Daddy.
你保证? Promise?
试着使使手腕. Now, darling, try to be diplomatic.
我知道怎么跟我女儿谈. Honey, I know how to talk to my own daughter.
她都14岁了 她并非完全感觉迟钝. She's 14 years old. She's not exactly insensitive.
Good luck.
苏珊! Susan.
嗨, 爸爸. Oh, hi, Dad.
刚回来? Just getting back?
等一会. 我想跟你谈谈. Uh-huh. Now, just a minute. I wanna talk to you.
不知道你有什么好事. You didn't know what a good thing you had when you had it.
苏西! Susie.
为什么你跑开? - ## [Piano] - Now, why'd you go running off like that?
我想跟你谈谈. I told you I wanted to talk to you about something.
我在听. I'm listening.
自在点. - Get comfortable. - [Clears Throat]
我很自在. I am comfortable.
你想说什么? What do you want?
首先, 关于我. Well, first of all, honey, about me.
你可能认为我只是你爸爸 Now, oh, you probably think of me as being just your father.
在你看起来我又老又古板... And to you, I probably seem ancient and old.
你不老, 爸爸. [Laughs] Not ancient, Daddy.
当然不老. 我正当壮年. Well, certainly not. I'm in my best years.
好. 别紧张. - ## [Stops] - Okay, don't get nervous.
我不紧张. Well, I'm not nervous.
## [Resumes]
你老了就知道人老心不老了... Honey, what seems old to you now isn't old when you get old.
我意思是, 当你长到我这把年纪 I mean, when you get older. That is, when you get to be my...
你根本不会觉得自己老, age, it won't seem old to you all.
你会...你从哪里学会弹钢琴的? And then you'll probably... Hey, where'd you learn how to play the piano?
## [Stops]
Oh. [Chuckles]
哦... 他们在夏令营教我的. They taught us at camp.
五周内就弹得这么好... Gee, that's awfully good. Five weeks...
## ['Chopsticks']
现在你能停下吗? Could you stop now for just a minute, please?
## [Stops]
- 当然. - 专心. - Yeah, sure. - Pay attention.
我想随便聊聊关于... See, I've been wanting to have this little talk with you about...
你觉得我们让薇琪成为我们家庭一员如何? What would you think about our making Vicky a part of our family?
- 我们家庭一员? - 啊哈. - A part of the family? - Uh-huh.
- 我想那是个绝妙的主意. - 你真的? - Um... Oh, I think that's a wonderful idea. - You do?
我当然真的. 我一直想有个姐妹. Well, I most certainly do. I've always wanted to have a sister.
不, 宝贝. No, no, honey. You see. [Laughs]
你误会了. You're missing the whole point.
你想收养她真是太甜蜜了. And how sweet of you to want to adopt Vicky.
不, 宝贝. 我不想收养她. 我想娶她. No, baby. I don't want to adopt her. I wanna marry her.
- 娶她? - Marry her? - Mm-hmm.
- 哦, 爸爸! Oh, Dad.
你一定在开玩笑! 你不能娶她. You've just got to be kidding. [Sighs] You can't marry her.
她只是个孩子. She's just a child.
她是个女人! 不准叫她孩子. She's not a child, She's a woman, Will you please stop referring to her as a child?
什么都是相对的(爱因斯坦名言). 你不明白吗? 与她相比, 你是个老头子. It's all relative, Dad. Don't you see? Compared to her, you're an old man.
- 我不老! - 你就是老! - I am not an old man. - You are too.
这是我曾听过的 最令人恶心的事! It's absolutely revolting.
恶心? Revolting?
It's the most revolting thing I ever heard of.. A man of...
我不会再讨论它了,除非你停止大喊大叫. I'm not even gonna discuss it with you if you don't stop shouting.
但是爸爸! But, Dad you get...
打住. Just stop it.
好吧. 我不尖叫了. All right. I'm not screaming.
我会非常冷静理性的谈这事. And we'll talk about this perfectly calmly and rationally.
Fine.
你不能结婚! 你会毁了每件事! 毁了我们所有的计划! You "ca-un't" get married. You'll ruin everything. All the plans we made.
- 你在说什么? - 你还毁了我的头发! - What are you talking about? - The scheming and the diagrams.
看我的头发. 我为你剪了它. And my hair. Look at my hair. I cut it just for you.
我为你啃掉了我的指甲! And my fingernails, I bit them all off just because of you.
为了天下妄自尊大的爸爸们中的一个! Of all the thick-headed fathers.
- 所有那些日日月月, - - Oh, for days and weeks and weeks. - Come here.
我什么也不做，就是努力做你女儿! 还有记名字，还有... 哦! Nothing but work and boys and names and hair and [Groans]
我试图跟她谈，但她变得歇斯底里. I don't know what's the matter with her? I try to talk to her and she gets hysterical.
她还没有讲通. - [Sharon Yelling] - Not even making any sense now.
让我跟她讲一讲, 亲爱的. Let me speak to her for a minute. Women understand these things better.
你先躲开. Make yourself scarce.
你好, 亲爱的. Hello, darling.
他正在让自己变成傻瓜. He's making an absolute ninny of himself.
看起来你吃惊不小. Oh, it came as quite a shock to you the way he told you, didn't it?
男人办事真差. Men put things so badly.
你我就不能像成熟女人一样 一起冷静的讨论一下这事? Can't you and I discuss this calmly and rationally together like grown-up women?
我肯定我们能. 你不怕跟我谈, 你怕吗? Oh, I'm sure we can. You're not afraid to come over here and talk to me, are you?
我不怕跟任何人谈. I'm not afraid to talk to anybody.
你长得够大了,该明白 You're a big girl now, Susan. You're old enough to understand...
发生在男女之间的 that wonderful, delicate mystery that happens sometimes...
奇妙奥秘了. between a man and a woman.
我知道爸爸在你身上 看到了什么奇妙奥秘... I know what wonderful, delicate mystery Daddy sees in you.
我也不能指责他. 你被组装得非常好. And I can't say I blame him there, either. You're very nicely put together.
我想,你爸爸低估你了. Your father underestimates you, I think.
我肯定你不会低估我, 薇琪. I'm sure you won't, will you, Vicky?
[Chuckles]
苏珊, 亲爱的...你总是占有他, Susan, dear, you've had him to yourself all this time...
我能理解你把他身边 另一个女人 and I can understand that suddenly to have another woman around,
视为入侵. well, it's a tremendous intrusion.
但我这一辈子, 都在期盼和等待 某个像他这样的人 - But all my life it seemed I've hoped and waited for someone like him.
温文尔雅,成熟稳重, 粗犷硬朗, 但又幽默风趣, Someone gentle and mature, rough-edged but quick to laugh,
通情达理,精明睿智. someone understanding and wise.
我热爱珍视他身上的一切. All the things that I've come to love and cherish in him.
- 好啊, 真新鲜. - 为什么, 亲爱的? - Well, that's very refreshing. - Why, dear?
大多数女孩追老头 是因为他很有钱. Most girls just run after Daddy because he's so wealthy.
你认为我为了他的钱才跟他结婚?! Are you inferring that I'd marry your father for his money?
如果鞋合脚, 穿上它走人. If the shoe fits, wear it.
我已经试过友好了, Look, pet, I've tried to be friendly,
但我会 和你爸爸结婚的,所以你认命吧. but I'm gonna marry your father, so you get used to the idea.
想打赌吗? You wanna bet?
宝贝, 难道你想跟大女孩 玩不成玩死你." Oh, honey, don't you play with the big girls. You'll be in way over your head.
[Walking Up The Stairs]
- 接线员. - 请给我接西联电汇公司. - OPERATOR: Operator. - Gimme Western Union, please.
莎伦的? 她这种年纪的孩子也有电报? For Sharon? A child of her age getting a telegram?
让她看. 是她的. Well, don't stand there, daughter. Let her read it. It belongs to her.
谁会发电报给她? But who would possibly be sending her a telegram?
[Groans]
[Chuckles Nervously]
[Clears Throat]
莎伦? - [Chuckles] - MARGARET: Sharon?
"亚历山大 格拉汉姆. 早晨三点钟" "Alexander Graham 3 a.m," California.
加州. 在加州她能认识谁? Who could she possibly know in California?
贝莎 沃特伯里. 我野营时遇见的女孩. 妙极了的女孩. Uh... Bertha Watterbury. This girl I met at camp. Sensational girl.
好神秘的电报. 它是什么意思? It's a rather cryptic message. What does it mean?
她疯狂的爱上了这个男孩, 亚历山大. Well, she's crazy about this boy Alexander.
他与她约会一直到早晨三点钟. And he took her on a very important date till three a.m.
小小年纪的孩子就这样! 妈妈... I've never heard of such a thing. A child of that age.
Oh, Louise.
我们有代沟了 GRANDFATHER: We're living in a modern age,
[Sighs]
喂? - [Phone Ringing] - SUSAN: Hello?
- 苏珊 埃文斯? - 是的. - OPERATOR: Miss Susan Evers? - Yes, Speaking.
- 接吧. - 我又打来了. - OPERATOR: Go ahead please. - It's me again.
我知道. 我好不容易 才解释了你的电报. I know. Boy, did I have a time explaining your telegram. coo-coo-pig.
外婆发了一通如何带孩子的演讲! Grandmother went into a five-minute lecture on raising children? What's wrong now?
I told you what to do.
你得相信我. 我麻烦大了. You've got to believe me, it's an emergency. I'm in this horrible trouble out here.
- 别夸张. - 我没有. 事态严重. - Now, don't dramatize it. - I'm not, stupid.
更糟糕了. This time it's serious. It's the worst thing that could happen.
走得这么远了? You mean it's gone that far?
妈妈应该来这儿. At a time like this, I think Mother ought to be here.
好的. 明早我就引爆炸弹. Okay. Tomorrow morning I'll break the bomb. See ya soon?
妈妈怎么样? How's Mother?
- 好着呢 - 为我亲亲她, 还有外公. - Fine. - Kiss her for me and Grandpa.
好. 拜拜. Okay, bye.
哦! 嗨, 外公. Oh. Hi, Grandpa.
嗨... 苏珊. Hi... Susan.
- 苏珊? - 对. - Susan? - Yeah...
[Stammering]
坐下. Sit down. Sit down.
我想你和我应该聊一聊. I think you and I ought to have a little chat.
Don't you?
[Chuckles Nervously]
我们四点钟要去看 毕加索展览, 玛格丽特. Oh, and we've got the Picasso exhibition at 4:00, Margaret.
我们都不想错过它 We don't wanna miss that.
- 是不想 - 你来吗, 查尔斯? - Oh, no. - Are you coming, Charles?
不, 谢谢你. No, thank you.
然后赴桑德斯夫人的茶会. Then we should get out in time for Mrs. Saunders' tea.
- 卡罗琳的女儿来了.- 真的? - Oh, Caroline's daughter's coming. - Oh, really?
莎伦, 你十点半要跳舞. Now, Sharon, you've got your dancing lesson at 10:30.
然后直接上音乐欣赏课. Then you can go straight on to the musical appreciation at the Leonardo Hall.
史丹斯能用你的车送她吗, 查尔斯? Oh, Staimes can drive her in your car, Charles?
可以. Yes, yes. [Stammering]
三点钟... Now at 3:00...
今天我不能做那些事. I don't think I'll be able to do any of those today.
你说什么? What did you say?
莎伦, 你打断了你外婆说话. Sharon, you interrupted your grandmother.
我有重要的事要告诉你们. Well, I have something important to tell you.
妈妈... 我认为你和爸爸 对我们孩子很差劲! Mother... Mother, I think what you and Daddy did to us children is lousy.
- 事实上 我认为糟透了! - 莎伦! - In fact, I think it stinks. - Sharon.
我不是莎伦, 我是苏珊. And let's get this straight. I'm not Sharon, I'm Susan.
莎伦 你的莎伦去加州跟爸爸了. Sharon, your Sharon, is out at California with Daddy.
不可能. But it's impossible.
- 你不可能是苏珊. - 但我就是苏珊! - You can't be Susan. - But I am Susan.
莎伦和我在夏令营相遇了, 于是我们决定互换身份. Sharon and I met at camp, so we decided to switch places.
她啃掉她的指甲，我剪掉她的头发. She bit off her fingernails and I cut her hair.
她去加州跟爸爸了, 还有闲暇游泳， And now she's out at California with Dad swimming and riding my
骑我的马, horse and having a keen time,
我却被音乐课陷住了， 我讨厌! and I'm stuck here with these lousy music lessons and I hate them.
苏珊... Susan.
对不起, 妈妈. Oh, I'm sorry, Mother.
但我想见你, 我没能有个妈妈. 我非常爱你, But I wanted to see you, and I miss not having a mother. I love you very much,
我想知道是否你能象爱我一样爱我， 而不是象爱莎伦一样爱我... 求你了? and I wondered if you could love me as me and not as Sharon, please?
哦, 苏珊. Oh, Susan.
哦, 我的宝贝. Oh, my darling.
为什么你不让我知道? 为什么你不告诉我? Why didn't you let me know? Why didn't you tell me?
我忍不住. I couldn't help it.
我想知道 拥有妈妈... I mean, I wanted to be near you and to know what it was like to have a mother...
一切是什么感觉. ...and everything.
我的宝宝. Oh, baby.
苏珊, 宝贝! - 哦, 外婆 Susan, darling.
她真像莎伦. Oh, dear, let me look at... She's exactly...
- 我知道.我不敢相信 - 路易丝? - I know. I can't believe it. - Oh, baby. Louise?
- 什么事? - - What is it? - It's wonderful. Oh, darling.
SUSAN: We talked about it at camp and decided it would be the best thing.
路易丝. Louise?
什么事? 最重要的事. - What is it? - It's most important.
什么事? Well, what is it?
他们应该单独相处一会. 就这个? I just thought they ought to be alone for a minute, that's all.
从她一岁起玛格丽特就没见过她. She's Margaret's child. She hasn't seen her since she was one year old.
我是她外婆! Well, I'm her grandmother. I have a right to L-L-Louise.
路易丝, 我就反对这一次. 让她们单独相处. For once I'm putting my foot down. Let them alone.
我已经试过了, 妈妈, 真的, 但我不明白. I've tried, Mother. Honestly, I have. but I don't understand.
它不意味着你爸爸和我不彼此相爱, Darling, it doesn't mean that your father and I didn't love each other.
但有时人们就是合不来. But sometimes even when people think a lot about each other,
有时就没办法在一起 they sometimes just don't get on together.
所以你不得不把我们再换回去? So you're gonna have to switch us back again, huh?
法律上, 你属于你爸爸， 莎伦属于我. Well, legally, you belong to your father and Sharon belongs to me.
他的和她的. 让我感觉像分浴室毛巾一样. His and hers. Makes me feel like a bathroom towel.
很差劲, 不是吗? [Sighs] It's lousy, isn't it?
别担心. 我们会找到办法的. But don't worry. We'll find a way.
每人六个月. 那就是最终的办法. A six-month split. That's how it's gonna end up.
什么? A what?
夏令营里许多孩子有那种问题. Oh, a lot of kids in camp have that problem too.
跟这个六个月, 跟那个六个月-- Six months with one parent. Six months with the other.
象溜溜球一样. [Chuckles] Like a yo-yo.
我跟你一样不喜欢, Oh, I don't like it anymore than you do, darling.
但我不会马上失去你. But don't worry. I'm not gonna lose you now.
- 贝蒂娜, 你能把这个装进箱子吗? - 是, 夫人. - Oh, Bettina, would you put this in your case? - Yes ma'am!
我可以进来吗? May I come in?
当然可以. Of course, Dad.
我给你订了中午的飞机. Well, I have you and Susan on the noon plane.
- 没多少时间了.- 事发仓促，我尽力而为. - That doesn't give us very much time. - Best I can do on short notice.
- 谢谢你. - 现在交通非常拥挤. - Well, thank you. - Traffic's pretty heavy these days.
你穿那件衣服去旅行? Are you, uh... Are you wearing that dress on the trip, are you?
- 它怎么了? - 它很体面. - What's wrong with it? - Oh, it's very nice. Very nice.
当你见到米奇代我向他问好.我想知道他有了什么样的夫人. Give my best to Mitch when you see him. I wonder what kind of a wife he has now.
- 谁说他结婚了? - 像米奇这样朝气蓬勃，浪漫多情的人, - Oh, who said he's married? - Well, a vital romantic fellow like Mitch,
找个年轻漂亮的妻子是必然的. it's a cinch he'd find himself a nice young wife.
我希望她喜欢很多的户外运动， 还会刮鱼鳞. Well, I certainly hope that she likes to sleep in the great outdoors and scale fish.
别如今吃不到葡萄就说葡萄酸. Yeah, now, no sour grapes now.
贝蒂娜, 你能找到我的蓝色衬衫吗? Oh, Bettina, would you see if you can find my blue skirt?
是, 夫人. Yes, ma'am.
玛格丽特, 我得佩服你, You know, Margaret, I've got to hand it to you for one thing.
风骨奇伟， I've got to give you credit.
不追随服装时尚新趋势. It certainly shows strength of character not to go with the new fashion trends in clothes.
你在暗示什么? All right, Dad, now what are you trying to get at?
我只是说... Oh, no, I was just saying, you know... I'm just saying that.
换换发型... And take your hairstyle.
- 我的发型不对吗? - 这正是我的意思. - What's wrong with my hair? - That's what I mean.
女人正流行把头发弄松一点... Women nowadays are wearing their hair a little differently. A little fuller, maybe.
你想打架吗? All right, Dad, are you looking for a fight?
和我最喜欢的女儿? 不.别误会我. With my favorite daughter? Not on your life. Now. now, don't get me wrong.
我的天, 你爱怎样怎样. My goodness. Well, you know, you are what you are.
我决不会改变你的. Now, God love you, I wouldn't want to change you for the world. Not for the world.
- 谁会改变? - 你保持原样吧. - Who said anything about changing? - That's what I say. Stay the way you are.
我当然打算如此. Well, I certainly intend to.
一个体面的，可靠的, 稳重的，自在的女人， A nice, reliable, settled, comfortable woman...
接受了优雅高贵时代的来临. who accepts the coming of age with grace and dignity.
这是有人能说出的最讨厌的事! Why, that's the most horrible thing that anybody could possibly say.
你正在失态， There you are, you're flying off the handle.
我只是来 亲你并祝你好运的. And all I came in here for was to kiss you good-bye and wish you good luck.
再见, 女儿. [Chuckles] Good-bye, daughter, huh.
- 再见. - 代我向米奇问好. - Good-bye. - Give my regards to Mitch, huh?
不过再想一想, 那件衣服看起来很适合你. You know, come to think of it, that dress seems just perfect for you.
我都打包好了. 我们什么时候走? Hi, Mother. I'm all packed. What time do we go?
中午的飞机. On the noon plane.
给莎伦的东西都带了吗? We haven't got very much time. Have you got everything we wanted for Sharon?
Mm-hmm.
你觉得我们在纽约逗留一下怎么样? Um, how'd you like to stop over in New York for a few days?
耶! 为什么? Oh, yeah. Why?
我们能在西行前购购物. Well, I thought that we might do some shopping before we head West.
我们有了一头漂亮的小牛. Hey, we got a nice little calf there, Mitch.
[Cows Mooing]
你在愁什么? What's eatin' you?
你有过某事就要发生的预感吗? Ya ever get that funny feeling like something's gonna happen?
就象风暴正在酝酿? Like a storm brewin'?
不. 走吧. No. Come on.
沃贝娜, 我们来了! 莎伦! Verbena. Verbena, we're here. Sharon.
沃贝娜! 我们来了! Verbena, we're here.
来, 妈妈.我来介绍... Come on, Mother. Shall I help you with...
- 亲爱的! - 沃贝娜.你还好吗? - Oh, darling. - Verbena. How are you?
埃文斯太太! 你看起来好美. 让我帮你拿东西. Mrs. Evers. You just look wonderful. Here, let me take your things.
- 我会把它们拿进屋.哦,亲爱的!- 沃贝娜.你还好吗? - Let me take 'em inside. Hello, darling. - Hello, Verbena. How are you?
- 我很好. 我们好想你. - - Oh, I'm fine. But we've missed you. - How's Andromeda and Schotzli?
- That's $3.25. - Thank you very much.
- 谢谢你. - 不用找零了. - Thank you. - Keep the change.
- 谢谢您. - 快点 妈妈 - Thank you. - Come on, Mother.
我等不及要给你看 家里样样是多么可爱. Can't wait to get you inside and show you how lovely everything is now.
- 房子美极了. - 很好. - Oh, it was just wonderful. - Oh, fine.
- 妈妈! 我好高兴你来了! - 莎伦,亲爱的 - Mother. Oh, I'm so glad you came. - Sharon. Oh, darling.
你看上去好美! 你做什么了? Oh. You look wonderful. What'd you do to yourself?
- 你喜欢它? - 我好喜欢它. - Do you like it? - Oh, I love it.
哦, 亲爱的! Oh, darling. Oh.
最后, 你们终于相聚了. Finally, both of you together at last.
- 你们彼此觉得怎么样? - 很好. - What do you think of each other? - Fine.
- 我们彼此相爱. - 嗨, 苏. - We love each other. - Hi, Sue.
- 嗨. - Hi, - [Laughing]
只是看看你. 短头发. Oh, and just look at you. That short hair.
- 我剪了它, 妈妈. - 我喜欢它! - I cut it, Mother. - You know, I like it.
我也喜欢你的, 妈妈. Oh, and I love yours, Mother.
- 你爸爸在哪儿? - 在外面骑马. - Where's your father? - Oh, he's out somewhere on a horse.
我们没来迟吧? Are we in time?
- 来迟? 难道你没告诉她吗? - Time? - Didn't you tell her?
告诉我什么? Tell me what?
- 好... - 爸爸要结婚了. - Well... - Dad's getting married.
好... 什么时候举行? Well... When is all this taking place?
据说是星期六. Saturday, supposedly.
她润物细无声, 妈妈, She just sort of infiltrated, Mother.
爸爸不知不觉, 就上钩了. And before you knew it, Dad was hooked.
埃文斯先生悄悄进入第二春. If you ask me, Mr. Evers is slipping into his second childhood.
他一把年纪了，该知道自己在干什么. Oh, your father is old enough to know what he's doing.
我们打开行李好吗? Shall we go upstairs and get unpacked?
我想冲个热水澡. I'm just dying to get into a hot shower after that long plane trip.
Sue, you just won't realize what we be able to...
[Chattering]
- 来杯啤酒吗? - 好. 马上就来. - Want a beer? - Yeah, I'll be in in a minute.
你知道我一言不发, You know, I don't say a word, not a single word.
但那个女人薇琪所作所为... But the things that Vicky woman has been up to, well, really...
真的? Oh, well, I...
嗨, 爸爸. - ## [Whistling] - Hi, Dad.
哦, 嗨.看谁在跟我说话. Oh, well. Hi. Look who's talking to me?
- 为什么我就不该跟你说话? - 得了吧! - Why shouldn't I talk to you? - Oh, come on, d...
我想什么时候结婚就什么时候结婚! I can get married anytime I want to, you got that?
Yeah.
你像个木乃伊一样都 Don't stand there and pretend you don't know what I'm talking about...
绕着房子走了两天了. after you've been walking around like a mummy for two days.
你, 我, 两天 -不理不睬! Yes, you, me, two days, nothing.
记得吗? - Oh. - Remember?
哦, 你是说... Oh, yeah, you and... [Sighs]
我猜那是我在表演生闷气. I guess I have been acting sort of sulky lately.
生闷气? 轻描淡写. Sulky? Ha. Well, that's the understatement of the year.
生闷气? 你十足的让人难以忍受. Sulky? You haven't been sulky.
你像个怪物! You've been plain impossible. You've been monstrous.
撅嘴孩子气. 你演这个太大了. Now, pouting is childish. You're much too old for that.
因为你恼火他俩就不跟他说话简直... And not speaking to someone because you're mad at them is just plain... it's, uh...
- 女里女气. - 对. 女里女气 - Feminine. - Yes, feminine. And she's absolutely right.
最糟糕的部分. And that's the worst part of being feminine too.
[Doorbell Rings]
门铃响了. The doorbell's ringing.
对. Yeah, well. Oh, listen, now.
是牧师和罗宾逊小姐， 你要对他们礼貌. That's the minister and Miss Robinson and you're to be polite to them, understand?
过来. Here. Come here.
你好. - Hello. - Hello, darling.
米歇尔, 我想让你见见莫斯比博士. Oh, Mitch. Mitchell, I want you to meet Dr. Mosby.
- 莫斯比博士, 米歇尔 埃文斯, 新郎. - 你好 - Dr. Mosby, Mitchell Evers, the groom. - DR. MOSBY: How do you do?
好漂亮! Oh, how beautiful.
难道这不可爱吗? 好阳刚. Isn't this lovely? So masculine.
米奇, 它需要一个女人点石成金. Mitch, it needs a woman's touch.
房子里又有了天使般的生物. [Gasps] There's that angelic creature again.
你今天好吗, 苏珊? VICKY: Hello, Susan? How are you today?
很好, 谢谢你. Fine. Thank you.
这是莫斯比牧师. 他主持婚礼. This is the Reverend Mosby, dear. He's going to conduct the marriage ceremony.
- 你好. - 你好. - How do you do? - How do you do, my dear?
我得换衣服. 能原谅我吗? Listen, I gotta go up and change. Excuse me for just a minute, please.
Certainly.
你当女主人如何? Say, how'd you like to be hostess for a few minutes, hon?
要有礼貌. [Whispering] And be polite.
## [Whistling]
- 嗨, 爸爸. - 嗨, 宝贝. - Hi, Dad. - Hi, honey.
楼下有几个人. There's some people downstairs. Did you know?
我知道. Yeah, I know.
## [Whistling]
## [Stops]
你外公送上他的爱. 你外婆也送了. Your grandfather sends his love. And your grandmother does too and she's fine.
她在楼下. She's downstairs. Do you wanna see her?
谁, 薇琪? Who, Vicky?
- 我看见她了. - Mm-hmm. - No, thanks. I've seen her.
- 好, 我没有. Well, I haven't.
- 苏西... - 想要什么? - Hey, Susie, uh... - Did you want something, Daddy?
不, 宝贝. 别管了. No, honey, never mind.
妈妈, 这是我的婚礼. 你已经有四次了. Mother, this is my wedding. You've had four.
- 你们为什么不调几杯饮料喝? - 我们在等你. - Why didn't you make some drinks, Vicky? - We were waiting for you.
- 埃德娜? - 随便. - That's Silly, let's have something, ha Edna? - Anything you have.
- 和平常一样, 亲爱的. - 牧师, 我猜你不沾酒吧? - The usual, darling. - Reverend, I don't suppose you indulge?
也许为了婚礼要干几杯. Oh. Well, uh, perhaps a little something by way of a nuptial toast.
好. Good.
波旁酒, 双份, 用威士忌杯. Bourbon, double, on the rocks.
- 好的, 先生. - 薇琪 - Yes, sir. - EDNA: Vicky.
想想户外婚礼 I know this is your wedding, but think how an outdoor ceremony
报纸会怎么大书特书. will look in the newspapers.
我倾向于赞成, 罗宾逊夫人. I'm inclined to agree with you, Mrs. Robinson.
马可丹尼斯夫妇在条纹帐篷下结婚. You know, the Marco-Dennisons had their wedding under a striped awning tent
上个月结的. 环境很理想 -- last month it was, and the atmosphere was ideally apropos,
鬼使神差定在树下举行. there in God's natural setting, under the trees.
谢谢你. Thank you.
[Chuckles]
谢谢你. Thank you.
- 米奇! - 起来没事了, 亲爱的. - Oh, Mitchy... - Upsa-daisy, darling.
[All Chattering At Once]
起来了 亲爱的 Upsa-daisy. Oh, darling.
我觉得你在户外举行婚礼的主意好极了. Edna, I think your idea about having the wedding outside is wonderful.
I forgot about the beautiful trees we have out there.
[Chattering]
薇琪能走下... The procession starts from the house. Vicky comes down the walk.
Now, Dr. Mosby and I could be right here and we could put lights out over the lake.
Please, Nothing could be more perfect.
- Look at all those trees just waiting for... - DR. MOSBY: Under the trees over there...
- Hurry. - Get hold of him. Grab him.
不要紧, 我抓住他了. All right, I've got him.
把你的手给我. Mitchell, don't drown. We're gonna be married.
- Pull him up. - Gimme your hand, quick.
米奇, 亲爱的! Mitch, darling. [Shouting]
你还好吗? 是的, 我很好! Yes, I'm all right.
- You're all wet, for Pete's sake. - Yes, I'm all right.
我马上回来. - I'll be back in just a minute. - VICKY: No need to shout.
- We were only worried,... - That way I can get out of the...
...Well... just, wait...
米奇. 玛吉. - Mitch. - Maggie.
- 你好吗? - 很好, 谢谢. 你呢? - How are you? - Oh, fine, thanks. How are you?
我很好. 呃, 你看起来... Oh, I'm fine. Gee, you look... You look...
- 外面我有客人! - 别大喊大叫. - Look, I got a flock of people out there. - Don't start yelling.
- 让我解释. - Will you tell me what you're doing here? - Let me explain.
MITCH: What in the world if she sees you?
如果你保持安静, 我就告诉你! Will you just keep quiet a minute, I'll tell you.
你在这里干什么? Well, what are you doin' here?
如果你停止大叫, 她会解释! If you'll just stop screaming at her, she'll explain, Dad.
惊喜. TOGETHER: Surprise.
那就是我试图告诉你的. That's what I was trying to tell you.
她们两个? Well... Both of them?
Mm-hmm.
她们两个相聚了. 玛吉, 这是怎么发生的? The two of them together? I can't... Maggie how'd it happen?
我们在夏令营相遇了， 然后好戏开始了. We met at camp, and then the whole thing just sort of came out.
- 他们对我们互换身份. - 他们什么? - They switched places on us. - MITCH: They what?
苏珊来波士顿跟我. Sue came to Boston to be with me.
- 你意思是说这是莎伦? - You mean this is Sharon? - MARGARET: Uh-huh.
- 这几天我带的是莎伦? - I had Sharon all this time? - Yeah.
- 你是莎伦? - Well... - You're Sharon?
我想知道你像什么， 苏珊想见妈妈. I wanted to know what you were like and Susan wanted to meet Mother.
你是莎伦. You are Sharon. [Laughing]
你当时还是个小宝宝... You were only a tiny little baby when I...
你没有生气吧, 有吗? You're not mad, are you, Daddy?
没有, 甜心. 我只是不敢相信是你. No, no, sweetheart. I just can't believe it's you. That's all.
- 你让我好辛苦. - 爸爸, 真的! - Oh, my gosh, the trouble I had burping you. - Oh, Daddy, really.
不. 我是说真的. 我晚上跟你走上走下. No, I mean it. I spent most of my nights walking the floor up and down with you...
- 两点钟喂饲料... - 我就不辛苦了? - two o'clock feedings, - And where was I?
好, 半斤八两. Well, it was half and half.
你用的尿布比十个小孩的还多. Oh, you used up more diapers than any ten kids.
- 爸爸, 尿布! - 对, 尿布. - Daddy, diapers. - Yes, diapers.
现在看看你. 看看她. Look at you now. Look at her.
我完全长大了. Quite grown up.
- 完全没有一个爸爸. - 哦, 宝贝... - And quite without a father. - Ah, honey...
- 我完全没有一个妈妈.- 嘘! - And I'm quite without a mother. - Shh.
姑娘们, 我们等会再讨论这个. 我现在想和你们爸爸谈谈. Now, girls, we'll discuss this later on. I want to talk to your father now.
走吧, 莎伦. 他们想单独相处. Come on, Sharon. They wanna be alone.
Oh, Sharon.
爸爸... 爸爸, 请别和那女人结婚. Daddy... Daddy, please don't marry that woman.
没关系, 莎伦. 现在走吧. All right, Sharon, run along now.
你想看那张照片吗? Will you look at that?
我不敢相信. 那是我最后一次看到她们在一起, 她们那么点大， I can't believe it. You know, the last time I saw them together they were that big,
你正在推她们. and you had 'em in that thing and you were pushing them through the park.
你怎么这时现身! 我就要结婚了! Oh, what a time for you to show up, just when I'm gonna get married.
我不知道. 我来了莎伦才告诉我. I didn't know, Mitch, honest. Sharon told me when I got here.
那女孩是我的新娘. 我知道. 我看见她了. - I know. I saw her.║- That girl is my fianc闲.
好. 让我们谈谈她. All right... let's have it.
我觉得她可爱极了! I think she's adorable.
你当然觉得. 除此之外呢? Well, sure you do. Except for what?
我想她梦幻般完美. 当然, 她眼睛有点靠的太近了. I think she's a perfect dream. Of course, her eyes are a little too close together.
if you don't mind that.
玛吉, 这些诡计没用了. Maggie, don't try those old, worn-out tricks on me. They don't work anymore.
你能去穿件体面衣服吗? Now, will you just go on upstairs and put on something decent?
- 我很体面. - 穿着我的浴袍到处跑! - I'm perfectly decent. - Oh, sure, running around in my bathrobe.
她一进屋， 看起来 That looks great. She's liable to come in and see you in that.
就象我们刚刚... It looks like we just...
就象我们什么? Like we what?
快去穿点衣服! You just go upstairs and put on some clothes, that's all.
别用那种腔调. 我不再是你老婆! Don't you use that tone of voice with me. We're not married anymore, remember?
这是我的房子， 你不准乱逛... But this is my house. You're not gonna go running around in it dressed in that thing.
别开始对我指手画脚! I'll do anything that I please and don't start ordering me around.
玛吉, 去楼上， 穿点衣服或... Maggie, I'm warning you for the last time, now go upstairs and put on some clothes...
不要逼我. 我打过你一次，我还能打... Don't try force on me. I lammed you once and I can do it...
- 退后. - 玛吉, 别那样. - Now, stand back. - Now, Maggie. Maggie.
来吧. Don't start that, will you? Come on.
把你的手拿开. Mitch, take your hands off me. Now let me alone.
[Groaning]
我警告你. - I'm warning you. - [Moans]
你非得打我吗? - [Gasps] Oh. - Ow. Why did you have to do that?
对不起. 我不是真想打. Oh, Mitch, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
为什么你非得这么凶悍? Why do you have to get so physical?
我不能跟你有话好好说. 你总是试图打我. Can't even talk to you about anything. You're always trying to belt me with something.
好狠毒. 不至于吧. - That's the most vicious thing. - Oh, Mitch, now it can't be that bad.
It's typical of you. It is too that bad. It hurts.
太坏了! Let me see it. Come on.
- 让我看看. - 别管我. 受够你了. 让我看看. - I have to see. - Leave it alone. You've done enough.
Help me here. Open up. Let me see.
别... Don't... Don't hand open it.
噢! 米奇, - Ow. Oh, now you did it. - Oh, Mitch.
别演得像个大宝宝. 我没看见. Stop acting like a big baby. Now, I didn't get a good look at it.
我要医生. 别傻了. - I want a doctor to look at it. - Don't be ridiculous.
You're worse than the twins.
埃文斯先生? 女士们想知道... Mr. Evers? Mr. Evers? The ladies were wondering...
哦, 打扰了. Oh, excuse me.
牧师? - Oh. - Reverend.
等一等, 先生. 没乱来. Now, wait just a minute, sir. There's nothing wrong here.
Listen... Listen.
根本没乱来. 很容易解释. 你看... Nothing wrong at all. It's not anything like you were thinking.
这是我妻子. It's very easy to explain. You see, sir, this is my wife.
你好. Hello.
你好. 你好. How do you, madam?
- Rev. Mosby, my wife. - How do you do?
- 但那怎么回事? - 哦, 不. 前妻. - Then what about... - Oh, no. Ex-wife.
她来这 很意外 - She came out here all of a sudden, very unexpectedly...
来讨论弄混孩子的事, to discuss some little mix-up that we had about the children.
我只不过建议她穿体面点， And while we were discussing it, I merely suggested she go and put...
因为你... on something decent because...
为什么我要告诉你? 这不关你的事. What am I telling you all this for? It's none of your darn business.
他又没要你解释. Well, don't snap at him so. He didn't ask for an explanation.
你含糊其辞好像... 有什么不可告人似的. You're the one who's babbling on as if there were something to hide.
莫斯比博士看我穿这样根本不惊讶. Dr. Mosby isn't at all shocked seeing me like this,...
当然他惊讶. - ...are you? - Of course he's shocked.
穿成那样到处跑... He walks in here and you're running around in that get-up.
climbing over me on the couch.
我不惊讶. 我看你妻子衣服 On the contrary, I'm not at all shocked. I see nothing...
无可指摘. wrong with your wife's attire.
- 前妻. - 她非常漂亮. - Ex-wife. - She's very beautiful, in fact.
Ah-ho-ho.
你瞧, 我知道我喜欢你. You see, I knew I liked you.
你会发现我并非没有幽默感. Also, Mr. Evers, you'll find that I'm not without a sense of humor.
我发现这情境充满了幽默. I find this situation fraught with humor.
正如我们说的，非比寻常. Quite out of the everyday, as we say, eh?
[Laughing]
抱歉你能给我们一分钟吗? Could you excuse us for just a moment, Dr. Mosby?
玛吉, 尽量通情达理一点, 好吗? Listen, Maggie, for once in your life try to be a little understanding, please?
我得解释为什么你在这. I've got to go outside and explain why you're here.
这可不容易. Now that... that's not gonna be easy.
我猜他们会想见我的. And I suppose they'll want to meet me.
只是正常来往. I suppose that's natural.
我想光明正大. Besides, I wanna keep this thing honest and above board.
很好. 我会穿得让你更自在. Very well, then. I'll just run upstairs and slip into something more comfortable.
很风趣. Ha-ha. Very funny.
莫斯比博士, 别逃走. Oh, Dr. Mosby, don't you run away now.
我会在这儿. I'll be here.
- 我马上回来. - 我好期待. - I'll be back in just a few minutes. - I'll look forward to that.
令人愉快的女人, 埃文斯先生. 你到底怎么让她溜走的? A delightful woman, Mr. Evers. However did you let her slip away from you?
她非常令人愉快. - She's simply delightful. - [Chuckles]
[Groans]
她为什么不去旅店? Why couldn't she have checked in into a hotel?
我没邀请她. I told you, I didn't invite her.
- 我就知道不对头. - 没什么不对头的. - I knew something would go wrong. - Nothing has gone wrong.
没什么不对头的? Nothing's gone wrong?
她在打开行李. She was home when I got here. She had already unpacked.
- 她要过夜? - 我不答应! - EDNA: She's going to spend the night? - VICKY: Mitch, I won't have that.
你会错意了... Wait a minute. You're reading implications...
你想去花园享受美景吗? Wouldn't you like to go out and look at the garden?
不. 这让我非常享受. No, no, indeed. I'm enjoying this immensely.
真的? You are?
有趣的情境. 非比寻常. Very interesting situation. Quite out of the everyday, you know.
对. 的确是. - [Chuckles] - Yes, it sure is.
埃德娜, 我保证明天早上，她就会... Edna, listen, I guarantee you, by tomorrow morning...
米奇, 我不准让她过夜. Mitch, I will not have her spending the night in this house. You get rid of her.you hear me?
薇琪, Vicky, will you try to be a little understanding. Now.
她不是那种女人. she is not that kind of a woman.
她是个女人, 那就足够了. She's a woman. That's enough.
埃德娜, 她根本不是你想的那样. 首先, 她来自波士顿. Edna, she's not what you think at all. In the first place, she's from Boston.
她更老, 更成熟. - [Chuckles] - She's older. She's more mature.
她有两个孩子. - Oh, yes, of course. - She's had two children already.
她是妈妈类型的. She's really the motherly type.
薇琪, 我发誓你不用... Vicky, I swear to you on a stack of bibles, you've got nothing...
[Footsteps On Stairs]
对不起让你们久等了. Hello, everybody. Sorry to keep you waiting.
我是玛格丽特 麦肯德里克. I'm Margaret McKendrick.
你好, 你好, 你好. 你好你好. - Hello, hello, hello. - Oh, hello, again.
这一定是薇琪. And this must be Vicky.
米奇跟我什么都说了. Oh, you are adorable. I'd know you anywhere from Mitch's description.
我是罗宾逊夫人. I'm Mrs. Robinson.
哎哟! 对不起, 米奇. Oops. Sorry, Mitch.
谁都难免犯错. It could happen to anybody. [Chuckling]
薇琪? Vicky?
哦, 你美若天仙. 她好惊艳. Oh, you are divine. Oh, Mitch, she's simply breathtaking.
我也这么想你. I was just thinking the same thing about you, dear.
在我这把年纪? 你真是个嘴甜的孩子. At my age? Oh, you are a sweet child.
米奇形容你有些不同. Mitch described you somewhat differently.
他当然了. He certainly did.
请原谅. [Laughing] Uh... Excuse me.
你知道丈夫怎么看前妻们-- Of course you know what husbands think about ex-wives:
扔在壁橱里的一只舒适的老旧鞋. like an "old, comfortable, worn-out shoe cast in the closet".
好, 弃旧迎新,嗯? Well, "off with the old and on with the new", eh?
我必须说, 你正当妙龄. I must say, you are young.
- 难道米奇不走运吗? - 没错. - Isn't that lucky for Mitch? - Yes.
我听说你要委身老米奇好激动. I was so thrilled when I heard you were going to take the plunge with old Mitch.
我们一定要庆祝庆祝. - Maggie. - We really must celebrate this occasion.
米奇, 开几瓶香槟. Mitch, darling, be a good boy and run along and open up some champagne.
告诉我你的一切. 我们一定要成为莫逆之交. Now, tell me all about yourself. We really must get to be very good friends.
不! 我不想你们做朋友. No. I don't want you to get to be very good friends.
这不是好主意. Now, that's not the idea.
我们必须告辞了. - [Mumbling] - We have to be running anyway.
也许你最好... Well, perhaps you'd better.
天下没有不散的筵席. All good things have to come to an end, you know.
多可惜. 我们正在相互熟悉呢. Oh, dear, what a pity. Just as we were getting to know each other.
见到你真高兴. So nice to have met you.
我知道你不会来婚礼, 但报纸社会专栏会登的. I know you won't be coming to the wedding, but you'll see it in the society columns if you.
- 我从不看报. - Never read them. - Oh, really. What a shame.
- 太可惜了. You miss so much.
我从不参加葬礼或婚礼. Actually, I never go to funerals or weddings.
我更喜欢私奔. 更浪漫. I prefer elopements. They're much more romantic.
太可惜了， 你们能留下来和我们共进晚餐的. What a shame you can't stay and have dinner with Mitch and me and the children.
对了. 薇琪和我有一大堆事要做-- Yes, Vicky and I have a million things to do.
买配件、零碎东西和最后部分. You know, fittings and odds and ends to buy.
算在米奇账上. Just charge it to good old Mitch.
他很阔. [Whispering] He's loaded.
- 哦? 我不知道. - 你不知道? - Oh? I didn't... really know. - Oh, didn't you?
再见, 见到你真高兴. Well, good-bye, It was so nice to have met you.
再见, 薇琪.你好可爱. Good-bye, Vicky, darling. You're just as cute as you can be.
[Laughs]
再见. Bye.
令人愉快的, 魅力迷人的女人. Delightful, charming woman.
奇怪他是怎么让她溜走的. It's amazing how he ever let her slip away from him.
你想让我失去工作吗? 你爸爸会解雇我. You want me to lose my job? Your pa'll fire me for sure.
求你, 海克. Oh, go on, Hecky, please?
我们明天就离开了. We're leaving tomorrow and I've only got tonight.
求你? Please?
不. 我不参与这种事. No. I won't be any part of a conspiracy like this.
他会的, 要不下个月 他就得自己饭自己煮. He'll do it, or else he'll cook his own meals for the next month.
当个吉普赛人? A gypsy? [Moans]
[Groans]
晚餐出什么事了? Hey, uh, what happened to dinner?
晚餐要在露台上吃. Oh, dinner's being served on the patio tonight.
- 那是谁的主意? - 它决不是我的主意. - Oh, whose idea is that? - It's none of my never mind.
- 我决不... I don't say a word.
- 我知道. 你不发一言. - I know, you never say a word. - People who talk too much talk too much.
我只管自己的事. So I don't say anything, I mind my own business.
我已经奉行很多年了. I've been doing that for years. Thats the way I...
沃贝娜! 这都是什么? Hey, Verbena, what the heck's all this? What...
去坐下, 爸爸. 别毁了它. Don't ask questions. Go sit. You wanna ruin everything?
毁了什么? Ruin what?
去坐下. 晚餐准备好了. - You gonna tell fortunes... - Go sit down. Dinner's all ready to serve.
[Crickets Chirping]
- [Chuckles] - [Footsteps]
好! 这都是什么? Well, what's all this?
别问我. 我刚到. I don't know, Don't ask me, I just got here.
这是我的房子. 却没人告诉我. This is just my house. Nobody ever tells me anything about what's going on.
晚餐在露台吃. And dinner on the patio.
这是你的主意吗, 米奇? Was this your idea, Mitch?
不, 不是. 你在看什么? No, it was not my idea. What are you looking at?
米奇, 那眼睛看上去很糟糕. 你必须敷点东西. Oh, Mitch, that eye, it just looks dreadful. Now, really, you must put something on it.
- 不麻烦你了. - 你踩到耙子了? - Don't you concern yourself. - What did you do, step on a rake?
不. 一个非常有教养的,贤淑的 No. Actually, a very well-bred ladylike Bostonian matron pinned it on me...
波士顿夫人钉上去的. ...if you want the Associated Press release on it.
是我认识的人吗? 哦, 沃贝娜! Anybody I know? Oh, Verbena.
为今晚特别制作. Sort of special for tonight. I think you'll like it.
[Sniffs]
- 闻起来好香. - 你叫它什么? - Smells delicious. - Now what do you call that?
- 意大利小牛肉. - 小牛肉? - Veal parmigiana. - Veal...
我恨那种食材. 她知道的. I hate that kind of stuff. She knows that.
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你认为你正在干什么? What do you think you're doing?
我想出去自杀. Mitch, please, I may go out and kill myself, I don't know.
海克, 时间到了! SUSAN: Hecky, come on. It's time.
请原谅, 米奇. 好的! - [Laughing] - Excuse me, Mitch. All right.
[Laughter Continues]
米奇, 请别笑. Mitch, please don't laugh at this.
- 怎么回事? - 你没看见吗? - What's the matter with you? - Well, don't you see?
女士们先生们... 店方为你们提供了娱乐节目. Ladies and gentlemen, the management has gotten together some entertainment for you.
现在开始, 女士们先生们, Well, without... further ado, ladies and gentlemen.
我乐意介绍, 来自波士顿的, I'd like to introduce direct from Boston...
用钢琴演奏贝多芬第五交响乐的 playing Beethoven's "Fifth Symphony" on the piano.
莎伦 麦肯德里克小姐. Miss Sharon McKendrick.
[Applause Stops]
这都是什么噪音? Hey, what's all this noise?
你能离开舞台吗? 我在开音乐会. Would you kindly get off the stage? I'm in the middle of a concert.
音乐会? 你在让付了钱的观众昏昏入睡. A concert. Honey, you're going to put the paying customers to sleep with all this jazz.
你应该弹点新的. You gotta get the new sounds.
## [Strumming]
我们让一让. Come on, now, let's compromise.
你弹一点, 我弹一点. 我们一起弹. You give a little. I'll give a little. Come on, let's get together.
就这样! That's it.
让我们相聚, 耶, 耶, 耶 # Let's get together Yeah, yeah, yeah #
为什么你我不共处? # Why don't you and I combine #
让我们相聚, 你说出? # Let's get together What do ya say #
多姿多彩时光能同度. # We could have a swingin' time #
我们是疯狂二人组. TOGETHER: # We'd be a crazy team #
为什么我们不演出? # Why don't we beg to see #
同度 # Together Oh, oh, oh, oh #
哦 哦 哦 哦 让我们相聚, 耶, 耶, 耶 # Let's get together Yeah, yeah, yeah #
想想我们能共享全部 # Think of all that we could share #
让我们时时相聚 # Let's get together every day #
无论何时 无论何处 # Every way and everywhere #
虽然我们并不富裕 # And though we haven't got a lot #
我们能共享我们全部 # We could be sharing all we've got #
同度 # Together #
哦! 我真想你跟我 # Oh, I really think you're swell #
啊哈! 你真的说动我 # Uh-huh, we really ring the bell #
哦耶! 如果你跟着我 # Ooo-we, and if you stick with me #
再好也不过 说嘿, 短吻鳄! # Nothin' could be greater Say, hey, alligator #
让我们相聚, 耶, 耶, 耶 # Let's get together Yeah, yeah, yeah #
[Laughing]
两人相聚 两倍益处 # Two is twice as nice as one #
让我们马上相聚 # Let's get together right away #
我们将有两倍欢愉 # We'll be having twice the fun #
你永远能依靠我 # And you can always count on me #
我们是可怕二人组 # A gruesome twosome we will be #
让我们相聚, 耶, 耶, 耶! # Let's get together Yeah, yeah, yeah #
棒极了, 姑娘们! [Laughs] Oh, that was wonderful, girls.
[Mitch Laughs]
太好了! 妙极了! - Great. Great. - Wonderful, girls, Marvelous.
过来吃晚餐. Come on down and have dinner.
我们有意大利面条和浓汤. Yeah, come on, we got spaghetti. all kinds of glop.
没关系. 我们已经在厨房吃了晚餐. Oh, no, it's all right, thank you. We've already had dinner in the kitchen.
对. 祝你们玩得高兴. - Haven't we? - Yes. You go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
我们睡觉去了. We're going to bed.
晚安, 妈妈. 晚安, 爸爸. Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.
晚安, 妈妈. 玩得开心. Mm-hmm. Good night, Mom. Have fun.
- 晚安, 姑娘们. - 晚安, 孩子们. - Good night, girls. - Good night, kids.
那两个小猴子一起表演的怎么样? How about those two monkeys, huh? Imagine them putting together a thing like that.
他们做的还不止那个. Oh, they've put much more than that together, Mitch.
你指的是什么? What do you mean?
你不明白吗? 滴落的蜡烛, 小提琴音乐, 意大利小牛肉. Well, don't you understand? The drippy candles, the violin music,the veal parmigiana,
马丁内利餐厅. 你记得吗? - ## ['For Now, For Always'] - Martinelli's. Don't you remember?
- 哦... - 我们的第一次约会. - Oh. - Our first date.
她们再现了它. They tried to recreate it.
疯狂甜蜜的孩子们. Crazy, sweet kids.
什么? What?
没什么. Nothing.
我们该为他们做什么? [Sighs] Well, what are we going to do about them?
我们肯定不能分开他们. Now that they've met, we certainly can't keep them apart.
对,我们肯定不能那样做. No, we sure can't do that, can we?
我猜我们唯一合理能做的就是共享她们. Well, I guess the only logical thing we can do is try to share them.
你带她们六个月,然后我带她们六个月. You could take them both for six months and then I could have them for the rest of the year.
那样她们在一起. That way at least they'd be together.
我想那最好不过了. 你呢? I think that's the best way, don't you?
对, 我猜是这样. "每人六个月". 苏珊这样叫它. Yes, I guess it is. "Six-month split." That's what Susan calls it.
我们只能做这么多. Yeah. That's about all we can do.
你知道, 米奇, 突然, 我非常沮丧. You know, Mitch, all of a sudden, I'm... I'm very depressed.
如果我们呆在一起它会变得更糟 -- Ah, Maggie, it would have been worse if we'd stayed together.
想想所有那些打架. you know that.
想想你的爱尔兰脾气. All that fighting and squabbling. You with that Irish temper.
你就是难相处. You were just as difficult and hard to get along with.
确实. 我承认. Oh, sure, I know. I admit it.
- 一开始就错了. - 是吗? - It was a mistake in the beginning. - Was it, Mitch?
很明显, 不是吗? Well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?
你没有变多少. 岁月饶了你, 米奇. You know, you haven't changed much. The years have been good to you, Mitch.
Yeah.
嗯? 难道你不反过来恭维我吗? Well... aren't you going to return the compliment?
是. 事实上, 玛吉, 你看起来很好. Oh, yeah. You know, as a matter of fact, Maggie. you look... pretty good.
不要结结巴巴. 你不是非说不可! Well, don't stumble over the words. You know. you don't have to say them.
我是说真的. 总之你是怎么驻颜有术的? No, really, I mean it. Uh... What did you do to yourself anyway?
驻颜有术?! Do to myself?
16次塑形手术,一次重建手术, Sixteen plastic surgeons, a major reconstruction job on my face...
我的脸才拿得出来! just so I could be presentable.
- Aw, Maggie... - Well, who do you think I am?
你想我是爬出树林来拜访你的怪物吗? Some troll who crawled out of the woods to come calling on you?
我没那个钓上你的 Oh, I admit, I'm not as young as that simpering, baby-faced,
傻笑的娃娃脸的白金美人年轻. platinum doll who's got her hooks in you.
不要开始谈论薇琪. Now, don't get started on Vicky.
不要说有关宝贝薇琪的任何事! Oh, that's right, don't say anything about that dear, sweet, precious Vicky.
那个长着佩洛兹脸的孩子新娘 和她的电臀! That plotz-faced child bride and her electric hips.
对不起, 米奇. Oh, I-I'm sorry, Mitch.
总是如此, 不是吗? It always happens, doesn't it?
是的. Yeah.
再也不会发生了. Well, it won't happen anymore.
我明早带莎伦走. 我说真的,米奇. I'm leaving in the morning with Sharon. I really do mean this, Mitch.
我祝愿 你与薇琪万事如意. I wish you the best of everything with Vicky.
天哪! 他们搞砸了. Holy smokes. What a lousy mess they made of that.
所有我们的计划都泡汤了. 妈妈和我明天会离开. All our plans, and Mother and I will be leaving tomorrow.
不要放弃. 我们有一整晚可以想办法. [Sighs] Well, don't give up. We've got all night to think of something.
- 比如说什么办法? - 我不知道. - Like what? - Well, I don't know.
但有办法. But something.
- 莎伦! 出租车在等. - 我来了! - Sharon, taxi's waiting. - I'm coming.
苏珊, 难道你不说再见吗? Susan, aren't you coming down to say good-bye to me?
马上来, 妈妈! Be right there, Mother.
莎伦! 苏珊! Sharon. Susan.
我会在圣诞节送苏珊回去. I'll... I'll send Susan back for Christmas.
我会让莎伦来这过复活节. I'll see that... Sharon comes out here for Easter.
我猜那是最好的办法. Well, I suppose that's the best way.
我猜也是. I suppose so.
你们这身打扮做什么? What are you doing in those clothes?
莎伦, 这是怎么回事? Sharon, what is this?
我们反复考虑作出决定. Well, I'll tell you. We've thought it over and we've come to a decision.
我们决定偷天换日. Yep. We decided we were getting gypped.
对. Yeah, gypped.
你们什么意思? - Oh... - Now what do you mean, gypped?
我们决定一起共享露营生活. Well, we decided that we wanted to spend our our camp out together.
所以无论我们谁是莎伦... So, whichever one of us is Sharon...
我们都不会说出来. And we won't tell.
无论我们谁是莎伦都不会去波士顿. Whichever one of us is Sharon, we're not going to Boston.
MITCH: Ha.
别跟我耍花样, 姑娘们. Now, don't get smart with me, girls.
莎伦, 上楼穿上套装. Sharon, go right upstairs and put your suit on. Now, go on.
你肯定她是莎伦吗? Are you sure she's Sharon?
当然她是. Of course she is.
你不是吗? - Aren't you? - [Susan Laughs]
- 很难分辨, 不是吗? - 不是吗? - Tough to tell, ain't it? - Ain't it?
不是吗! 别玩了. 我们要赶不上飞机了. "Isn't it"? Now, stop all of this foolishness. We're going to miss the plane.
就是要这样. - That's the whole idea. - [Gasps]
- 米奇, 做点什么! - 苏珊... - Mitch, do something. - Susan, go...
- 哎, 爸爸? - 哎, 爸爸? - Yes, Daddy? - Yes, Daddy?
- 这不好玩. - 这不好玩. - That's not funny. - That's not funny.
- 这不好玩. - 这个是苏珊 -- - That's not funny. - Oh, this one is Susan.
精明的亚力克. The smart aleck here.
你肯定? Are you sure?
我知道我的亲女儿们, 不是吗? Of course I'm sure. I know my own daughter, don't I?
你不是真的肯定, 是吧, 爸爸? You're not really sure, are you, Daddy?
- 我不肯定. - 我想他们准备听了. - You know, I'm not. - I think they're ready to listen.
这有个交易. Right, here's the deal.
我们立即去露营 -- 我们所有人. We leave for the camp out immediately, all of us.
你们星期五带我们回来, 我们就告诉你们谁是莎伦谁是苏珊. And when you bring us back on Friday, then we'll tell you who's Sharon and who's Susan.
就是这交易. 成不成交. That's the deal. Take it or leave it.
这三天我该干些什么? What am I to do for three days while you're off on some crazy trip into the woods?
呆在家里打毛衣? Stay home and knit?
不是我的错. 我分不出她俩. It's not my fault. I can't tell them apart. What do you want me to do?
打她们一顿屁股让她们开口! Give them a good spanking and make them tell.
你不会打13岁孩子的屁股吧. Oh, you don't spank 13 year olds, especially for something like this.
- 她来了? - 那是交易的一部分. - Is she coming along? - That's part of the deal.
- 我不答应. - 早上好, 薇琪. - Mitch, I will not have it. - Good morning, Vicky.
我不会让你和她钻进林子里去. I will not sit while you're off prowling through the woods with her.
- 你说得对. - 玛吉, 别卷进来. - You're absolutely right. - Maggie, will you keep out of this?
你不能丢下她整整三天. Oh, Mitch, you just can't go off and leave║your fianc闲 alone for three whole days.
人们会怎么说? What on earth would people say?
没错. 你有什么建议? Sure, all right, group activity leader, what do you suggest?
我想你应该跟我们去. I think that you ought to come along with us.
Fine.
- 也许我会的. - 这是上策. - Oh, maybe I just will. - It's the only decent thing to do.
Sure.
我们得给你另找一身衣服. Of course, we're going to have to get you another outfit,
我知道米奇把衬衫搁哪儿， but I know where Mitch keeps his old shirts.
我们能帮你找些靴子... We can find you some boots, and very quickly we will have you all fixed up.
她们都跟我们来吗? Are they all comin' with us?
是的. Yep.
海克, 这还有些东西. - Hecky, here's some more stuff. - All right, keep your shirt on.
嗨, 爸爸. - Hi, Dad. - Hi.
- 这里. - Here. - Everything's almost packed.
为什么我们不出发? - When do we get going? - Have you got enough?
腰带再系紧一点. Just fasten the belt a little bit tighter.
VICKY: Yes.
- 她想去哪里? - 她也来了. - Where does she think she's going? - She's gonna come along, honey.
你在开玩笑? Are you kidding?
- 没有. - - Nope. - Besides, it's waterproof. Wonderful.
我们来了, 米奇. Oh. Here we are, Mitch.
都准备好了. All ready to go.
但她不能来! But she can't come along.
姑娘们, 别粗鲁. MARGARET: Now, girls, don't be rude.
你爸爸不可能整整三天 We decided that your father couldn't possibly leave Vicky...
让薇琪独守空闺. alone for three whole days.
我们上路吧. Well, let's get the show on the road, huh?
薇琪, 你坐在米奇身边. You first. You'll want to sit beside Mitch, won't you?
如果你不介意. If you don't mind?
我很乐意. 你和薇琪应该在那里 My pleasure. You know, the way things have worked out, I think you and
单独相处. Vicky ought to be there alone.
你在说什么? What are you saying?
玛吉, 进不进来? Maggie, in or out. Come on, will ya?
如果你不去, 我... If you're not going, I...
你那漂亮的小脑袋不用担心我. Now, No no no Vicky, don't worry your pretty little head about me.
我只会在湖边到处躺躺. I'll just lie around the lake and soak up plenty of sun.
你能熟悉熟悉姑娘们. Besides, it'll give you a chance to get to know the girls.
你每年要带她们六个月. You're going to have them for six months out of the year.
- 你再见. 小心蛇. - 感激不尽! - Bye, Vicky. Watch out for snakes. - Thanks a lot.
再见, 姑娘们. 玩得痛快. Bye, girls. Have a good time. Bye.
## [Whistling]
你还好吗? - Oo-oh. - You all right?
我很好. 有点意思. Oh, I'm just dandy. Some fun.
- 怎么了? - 薇琪不习惯. - What's the matter? - Vicky's not used to this,
我们休息吧. honey. We'll rest a minute.
[Sighs, Groans]
离湖只有一小时路了. Lake's not far now. Just about another hour's all.
看. 我把它放上面, 好吗? Look, I'll put it on it. Yes?
哎, 热不热? 有什么了不起的? - Gee, is it hot? - What of it?
我想你愿意喝点我的水. Well, I just thought maybe you'd like some of my water.
感激不尽. Thanks a lot.
哦! 上面有只东西! No, there's a thing on there. [Screaming]
- 他是什么? - 只是一条小老树蜥蜴. - What is it? - It's only a little old tree lizard.
不会伤害任何人. 看. Look, Dad, it wouldn't hurt anybody. Look.
让它离我远点! Get that thing away from me. I hate it.
停下! Cut that out. [Chuckles]
Honey, come on.
让它离我远点. 我恨她们. 她们太可恶了. Oh, get that away from me. I hate them. They're just miserable.
[Both Laughing]
你们两个呆在这帮薇琪, 好吗? Now, you two stay here and help Vicky, you understand?
当然. 我们会帮她的. Yeah, sure we'll help her, Dad.
当然你们会帮我 -在悬崖正对面. Oh... sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff you'll help me.
我们做了什么? What did we do?
别一脸无辜的样子. 狐狸精我一眼就看得出来. Never you mind those angelic faces. I know vixen when I see 'em.
记牢了.你们再让我不痛快 Just remember this, You start anything,
我就让你们今后一辈子不痛快. and I will make your lives just miserable for you later on.
明白我的意思吗, 宝贝们? You get me, pets?
看见了吗? 美洲豹足迹. See that? Cougar tracks.
- 它是一种山狮. - 没开玩笑吧? - It's a form of mountain lion. - No kidding?
- 狮子? - 当然. - Lions? - Oh, sure.
这里有几百头. 它们真的攻击你. There are hundreds of'em up here, Ooh, they'll really mess you up.
他们会抓掉你的眼睛, 吃掉你. They'll grab at your eyes. They'll eat ya, you know.
有个老印第安向导教给我一个诡计. But there's a trick an old Indian guide showed me.
拿两根树枝相互敲打，噪音就会吓跑它们. See? You hit two sticks like this and the noise frightens 'em and they won't eat you,
像这样? - [Banging Sticks] - Like that?
对. 那会让它们远远的. Yeah, that'll keep 'em away.
走吧. Come on.
[Banging Continues]
快. - [Both Laughing] - Quick.
- Hey. - [Gasps]
- 玩得开心吗? - 简直好极了. - Enjoying yourself? - Perfectly wonderful time.
我的脚痛死了. - [Girls Shouting, Laughing] - My feet are killing me.
把它们浸在湖水里凉一凉. Oh, why don't you go down and soak 'em in the lake.
That'll cool 'em off.
你觉得呢? - You think? - Why, sure. Go on.
我会试一试. I'll try anything.
下来. 水不深. Come on in. It's not deep.
- 你们确定? - 看, 我站着. - You sure? - Sure I'm sure. Look, I'm standing.
米奇! - [Screams] - Mitch, come on.
[Both Laughing]
[Panting]
海克, 你所作所为值得骄傲. Ah. Hecky, you really did yourself proud.
谢谢. 你确定你不改变主意吗, 小姐? Thanks, Mitch. You sure you, uh, won't change your mind, miss?
我讨厌鳟鱼! 我告诉你多少次了? I detest trout. How many times do I have to tell you?
我会在早上吃东西. 我们早餐吃什么? I'll wait and eat in the morning. What are we having for breakfast?
鳟鱼. Trout.
我们在这总是吃不寻常的东西. We don't catch fish just to throw 'em away, We always eat off the trail up here.
- 那是乐趣的一部分.- 乐趣的一部分? - that's part of the fun. - Only part of the fun? Swell.
你们还玩什么? 往湖里扔石头? What do you do on Saturday nights? Go down and throw rocks in the lake?
你坚持要来. 尽力而为吧. You insisted on coming. The least you can do is make the best of it.
我被骗来的. 她骗了我. I was tricked into coming. She tricked me.
她当然骗了你. [Chuckling] She sure did, didn't she?
海克能带你下山. If you wanna go back, Hecky can always take you down.
当然. 我乐意陪你下山坐车. Oh, why, sure, miss. I'd be happy to walk you down to the truck.
我会坚持到底, 谢谢. I'll stick it out, thanks.
它们把我当血库了! Oh. What do they think I'm running, a free blood bank?
- 我想它们喜欢这东西.- 你在涂什么? - I think they like this stuff. - What do you got?
驱蚊剂. Oh, mosquito repellant.
它闻起来一点也不象. It doesn't even smell like anything.
不过是糖水. [Laughs] For Pete's sake, that's nothing but sugar and water.
什么? What?
那只会把蚊子引过来. Sure, that'll bring every mosquito for 50 miles around.
你从哪里拿的? Now, where'd you get that?
一个老印第安侦察兵给我的. 说它能赶走蚊子. An old Indian scout gave it to me. Said it would keep the mosquitoes away.
海克, 我还要点鳟鱼. Hecky, I think I'll have some more of that wonderful trout.
好的. Oh, yeah.
我要睡觉了. I'm turning in.
晚安. 晚安. - Good night. - Good night.
- 晚安, 薇琪. - 晚安, 薇琪. - Good night, Vicky. - Good night, Vicky.
薇琪? Vicky.
宝贝, 你在干什么? Honey, what are you doing with the sticks?
我在赶走山狮. Well, what do you think I'm doing? I'm keeping the mountain lions away.
- 山狮? - 是的. 这噪音... - Mountain lions? - Well, yeah, the noise...
这噪音吓不跑山狮. The noise doesn't frighten mountain lions away?
对. Not a bit.
晚安! Good night.
## [Humming 'Let's Get Together']
- 为什么你们那么做? - 我发誓那... - Now, just why did you do that to Vicky? - Daddy, I swear that...
别说了. 这样做令人讨厌. Never mind. It's a terrible thing to do.
不是吗? Isn't it?
确实令人讨厌. Just terrible.
我不想再发生这种事. Now, I don't want anymore of that from either of you.
明白吗? you understand?
是的, 爸爸. Yes, Daddy.
- 你们两个.- 是的, 爸爸. - Both of you? - Yes, Daddy.
这就好. All right.
[Loud Snoring]
[Snoring, Grumbles]
[Birds Twittering]
赶它们出去! [Screams] Oh, get me out of here. There are animals in here. Let me out.
赶它们出去! Let me out of here.
让它们离我远点! 让那些野生动物出去! Get them away from me. Get those wild animals out.
让它们离我远点! Get 'em away. I hate 'em.
I hate them. Let me out. Get them away from me.
[Crying]
我恨这个乱糟糟，臭烘烘，脏兮兮的地方! I hate this place. I hate this filthy, stinking, dirty place.
你在喊什么, 小姐? 那些小熊 What you yellin' about? They's just little bitty old bear cubs.
不会伤害一只苍蝇. They wouldn't hurt a fly.
闭嘴，给我靴子! You shut up and get me my boots.
是, 女士. Yes, ma'am.
我恨这地方! 我来这不是好主意! Oh, I hate this place. This may be somebody's idea of fun, but it's not mine.
我恨树枝! 我恨湖! 我恨脏虫子! I hate the fish. I hate the lake. I hate the trees. I hate the filthy bugs.
What the heck are you doing to the food?
我不能呆在这地方! 你究竟在干什么? I wanna go back to Central Park East.
出了什么事? What's happening?
你这个杂草丛生的傻瓜! 跟你结婚不值! You big overgrown jerk. It's not worth it.
你想要你的衣服吗, 薇琪? Do you want your clothes, Vicky?
非常感谢. 你们是双胞胎. 你们分享每件东西吗? Thanks a heap. You, you're twins. Do you share everything?
每件东西. 每件东西. - Everything. - Everything.
把一半分给你的姐妹吧! Well, you give your sister her half of this.
等等. Hey, wait a minute. There's no cause for that.
她们没有对你做什么. They didn't do anything to you.
你从来不会知道她们对我做了什么, 你这个大呆子! You'll never know what they did to me, you big goon.
让我离开这讨厌的新鲜空气! Get me outta this stinkin' fresh air.
妈妈, 你在哪里? SHARON: Mother, where are you?
嗨! Hi.
你早早回来了. 你是哪个? Oh. You're back early. Now, which one are you?
- 莎伦. - 你玩得开心吗? - Sharon. - Did you have a good time?
妙极了. 我们开心, 但我想莎伦不开心. Oh, sensational. But... well, at least we did, but I don't think Vicky did.
- 出什么事了? - 嗨, 妈妈. - Well, what happened? - Hi, Mom.
- 嗨. - 你好吗? - Well, hi. - How are you?
- 好极了. 你好. - 晚安. - Wonderful. Hello, there. - Good evening.
- 你们吃了晚饭吗? - 我们不饿. - Have you had your dinner? - Oh, we're not hungry.
那么去洗澡. Then you better go upstairs and have your baths.
你们看起来脏兮兮的. - You both look filthy to me. - OK.
然后我们跟你讲薇琪的事, 但要在他不在场的时候. Then we'll tell you about Vicky, but not while he's there, okay?
Shh. Okay.
你玩得很棒吧. 出了什么事? So, you had a wonderful time. What happened?
不要对我那样. Oh, now, don't you give me that with the big eyes, "What happened?"
你明知会发生很么. You knew darn well what was gonna happen.
发生什么? Oh, What happened?
你提议，它发生. All right, you name it and it happened.
结果一团糟. 高兴了? The whole thing was a shambles. Now you happy?
这是最后一次我带女人进山. It's the last time I'm gonna take a woman to the mountains. It's all I got to say.
去哪里? 她叫什么名字? Oh, uh, where's, um, uh, what's-her-name?
薇琪? 对. - Vicky? - Yeah, yeah, Vicky.
她象鹈鹕一样飞走了. Yeah, yeah. Well, she took off like a pelican and she's probably
她现在可能在公园大街或第57街, 祝她好运. at Park Avenue and 57 th Street by now, and good luck to her.
好? Ah. Well?
我们谈过了...我们觉得我们要向你道歉. We've been talking and we feel that we owe you an apology.
我们觉得我们对薇琪做的事有罪. Well, I mean, we feel sort of guilty about what we did to Vicky.
你们对她做什么了? What did you do to her?
好... Well, um...
我们暗算了她. I guess you could say we submarined her.
你想和谁结婚不关我们的事, 我们却毁了它. Well, it's none of our business who you wanna marry. and we ruined it for you.
好... Well, um...
现在过去了,所以我们别提了. that's done with now, so we won't talk about it anymore.
对不起, 爸爸. 你能原谅我们吗? We're really sorry, Dad. Will you forgive us?
上床睡觉去, 你们这两个怪物. Aw, go on to bed, you monsters.
你能做什么? What are you gonna do, huh?
- 想吃点什么吗? - 你确定你做了足够的饭? - Do you want something to eat? - Well, uh, sure you got enough?
当然. 我为你和苏珊 做了足够的饭当明天的晚餐. Oh, sure, I cooked enough for you and Susan for dinner tomorrow night.
莎伦和我早上离开. Remember, Sharon and I are leaving in the morning.
- 对. 洗手. - Oh, yeah, leaving. - Wash your hands.
- 对. 我最好洗手. Oh, yeah, I better.
## [Humming]
## [Humming Stops]
沃贝娜在哪里? [Clears Throat] Where's Verbena, anyway?
我没想到你回来. 她只为我上班讲不通, I wasn't expecting you back, and it didn't make sense for her
所以我让她晚上放假. to stay around here just for me, so I gave her the night off.
我去楼上洗洗. Say, you know, I... I think I'll just go upstairs and wash up.
几分钟后回来. I'll be right back. I'll just be a minute.
我不知道他看上她什么了. I don't know what he saw in her. She had a horrid taste in clothes...
她根本没有气质. and absolutely no personality at all.
[Wolf Whistle]
- 哇! - 你去聚会? - Wow. - Where ya goin', to a party?
不关你们的事. [Chuckling] That is none of your business.
晚安, 女士们. 睡个好觉. Good night, ladies. Sleep tight.
## [Waltz]
嗨. Hi.
我以为你只是去洗手. Well. I thought you were just going to "wash your hands"?
我想我干得不错. Oh, well, I got started, I thought I might as well do a good job of it.
嘘! Shh.
- 为什么? - 你听见音乐了吗? - What? - Do you hear music?
我告诉孩子们去洗澡的! Are those children looking at television when I told them to take a bath?
那是音响. Oh, that's the hi-fi. I just snapped it on when I was coming downstairs.
我想晚餐来点音乐更有情调. I thought a little music would be nice with dinner.
而且, 我想红酒配炖菜很棒. Also, I thought a little red wine might be good with the stew, huh?
- Oh. [Laughs] - [Laughs]
敬我孩子们的妈妈-- To the mother of my children...
最漂亮的有两个孩子的妈妈. and the most beautiful mother any two kids ever had.
你是最气死人的男人. Oh, Mitch, you can be the most exasperating man.
此话怎讲? Oh, what I say? What's the matter?
等到这时候才说, 我们在厨房里并且我光着脚. Waiting until we're here in the kitchen eating stew and-and me in my bare feet.
我喜欢你光着脚. I like you in bare feet.
这让女人处于不利地位. Well, it puts a woman at a disadvantage.
好. 敬你的不利地位. Good. Here's to your disadvantage.
Ha. [Chuckles]
## [Continues]
坐下吃你的炖菜. Here. Sit down and eat your stew.
别洒了. - Yeah. - Don't spill it now.
- 见鬼! - 怎么了? - Oh, darn. - What's the matter?
围裙解不下了. 帮我解开. Well, I've got a wet dishcloth on and I put some knots in it. Open it for me.
玛吉, 既然人人都道歉, Maggie, as long as everybody's, uh, apologizing.
我想我最好也道歉. I think maybe I better do mine too.
抱歉那天晚上. I mean, about the other night.
我不是有意让我的话听起来象那样. I didn't mean for it to sound like that.
我不太会恭维, I guess I'm not very good with the compliments, what, with...
我与牛群一起长大... growin' up out here with cows...
不要来老一套. Oh, now, don't gimme that old "growing up with the cows" routine.
- 你好多年前手就那样动过了.- 我没有. - You handed me that years ago. - I did not.
你当然做过. You certainly did.
它起作用, 不是吗? [Sniffles] Well, it worked, didn't it?
你喜欢它. - You liked it. - [Chuckles]
[Sighs]
玛吉, 你是这么美丽. - Ah, Maggie, you're so beautiful. - Oh.
不. 我说真的. 我知道我说不出你爱听的话, No, I mean it. I know I don't say things like... you wanna hear 'em,
但我一直想起你. 想起我们, 想起过去的事. but I've been thinking a lot about you... and us and the way things used to be.
你知道我最想念什么吗? This might sound funny, but you know what I miss most of all?
米奇... - Mitch. - Hmm?
炖菜沾到你身上了. You've got stew all over you.
- 我不在乎. - 去洗掉. - I don't care. - Go and wash it off.
你想念什么? What do you miss?
好... Well...
我不在乎是否它听起来很傻. I don't care if it does sound silly.
我想念你过去常常 挂在浴室周围的湿长筒袜. I miss those wet stockings you used to have hanging around the bathroom.
我想念我的剃须刀变钝了, 因为你用它美腿. And I miss my razor being dull because you used it to shave your legs with.
[Low Gasp]
我想念在我的钓具盒里 发夹和鱼钩混在一起. And I miss the hairpins mixed up with the fishhooks in my tackle box.
一个人用衣橱不好玩. It's no fun having a clothes closet all to myself.
赌咒发誓不好玩, And it's no fun swearing because you're not around to...
因为你不在身边假装震惊. make-believe you're shocked by it.
没有你什么事都不如意, 玛吉. 我想念很多事情.我真的想你. Well, nothing's any good without you, Maggie. I miss a lot of things. I guess I just miss you.
为什么你过这么久才告诉我? Why did you take so long to tell me?
我不知道. I don't know.
好, 因为... Well, because...
我猜 我希望你某个时候会回来. because I guess I was hoping that you'd come back sometime.
玛吉, 我是个极品傻瓜. 我们都是. Oh, Maggie. I've been the prize chump of the world. We both have.
如果我们不做点什么, We're gonna grow up into a couple of old, lonely people...
我们就要变成一对孤独老人了. if we don't do something about it.
- 我知道. - 你不想那样, 是吗? - I know. - You don't want that, do you?
不想, 米奇. No, Mitch.
哦, 米奇. 太久了. Oh, Mitch. It's been so long.
太久太久了. So very long. [Crying]
别哭. Are you crying? Listen.
你什么时候想揍我眼睛都可以. You can slug me in the eye anytime you want?
好的. Okay. [Laughs]
[Gasping]
- 怎么了? - What's the matter? - Oh, my gosh.
我刚刚做了个最疯狂的梦.哦, 天哪. I just had the craziest dream. Oh, my goodness.
什么梦? What is it?
你和我正在慢慢前进, You and I were marching along real slow,
象小丑一样, sort of funny-like, in organdy dresses.
穿着薄棉纱布衣服. And there was music coming from someplace.
有音乐 鲜花和人群. - ## ['Wedding March'] - And there were flowers and people,
## ["For Now, For Always"]
我的爱注定 # For my love was meant for #
天赐给 # Was heaven sent #
现在 # For now #
给永远 # For always #
给你! # For you #
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