1 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:48,728 Snap out of it, Grubber. Miranda Spear, one o'clock. 2 00:01:50,438 --> 00:01:53,816 - Hey, Oscar. - Hi, Miranda. 3 00:01:53,816 --> 00:01:56,777 - What are you reading? - Voltaire. 4 00:01:56,777 --> 00:01:58,029 You see, Oscar and I were just debating on-- 5 00:01:58,029 --> 00:02:00,573 Voltaire? Really? 6 00:02:00,573 --> 00:02:02,867 That's so cool. 7 00:02:04,535 --> 00:02:09,123 My friends are waiting, so... see you after break. 8 00:02:09,123 --> 00:02:11,042 Sure. 9 00:02:11,042 --> 00:02:13,711 All right. I'll see you, Miranda. 10 00:02:16,714 --> 00:02:19,675 Oh, my God, she's totally hot for you. 11 00:02:19,675 --> 00:02:23,012 She's got friends. You're hooking me up. 12 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:25,222 I'm not asking her out. 13 00:02:25,222 --> 00:02:28,726 What? Why not? She's perfect. 14 00:02:28,726 --> 00:02:30,519 Did you see her hands? 15 00:02:30,519 --> 00:02:33,397 I... I wasn't looking at her hands. 16 00:02:33,397 --> 00:02:36,942 Experience, wit, intellect... all revealed by the hands. 17 00:02:36,942 --> 00:02:41,071 - Does she have fat hands? - She had hands like a... 18 00:02:41,071 --> 00:02:42,615 Like a steel worker? 19 00:02:42,615 --> 00:02:47,161 She had hands like a... 20 00:02:47,161 --> 00:02:48,746 ...child. 21 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:55,669 I worry about you, Oscar. I really do. 22 00:02:55,669 --> 00:02:58,422 Why, because I'm interested in more than websites? 23 00:02:58,422 --> 00:03:00,216 Because you're fetishizing hands. 24 00:03:00,216 --> 00:03:01,634 I wouldn't call it a fetish. 25 00:03:01,634 --> 00:03:04,553 You find reasons not to like things. 26 00:03:04,553 --> 00:03:08,390 - That's not true. Like what? - Like Miranda Spear. 27 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:10,726 Like simple explanations. 28 00:03:10,726 --> 00:03:12,728 I like things I don't understand. 29 00:03:12,728 --> 00:03:14,355 You're never gonna get laid that way. 30 00:03:14,355 --> 00:03:16,482 It's not all about getting laid, Charlie. 31 00:03:16,482 --> 00:03:18,400 - Yeah, it is. - No, it isn't. 32 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,610 It is so. 33 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:23,072 - What about love? - Yeah. I've heard of it. 34 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:25,240 It's not like you're in love with someone. 35 00:03:28,577 --> 00:03:32,456 I knew something was up. 36 00:03:32,456 --> 00:03:35,459 Wow. The Grubber, in love. 37 00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:37,294 Who the hell is it? 38 00:03:37,294 --> 00:03:38,670 Someone I've known for a while. 39 00:03:40,756 --> 00:03:42,090 Do I know her? 40 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:45,344 She doesn't even know... yet. 41 00:03:46,595 --> 00:03:48,388 All right. 42 00:03:48,388 --> 00:03:50,265 When do you plan on telling her? 43 00:03:50,265 --> 00:03:53,101 That's the thing. I want to find the right time. 44 00:03:53,101 --> 00:03:55,938 Definitely this weekend. Maybe tonight. 45 00:03:55,938 --> 00:03:57,606 Is she coming over for Thanksgiving? 46 00:03:57,606 --> 00:04:00,359 She'll be there. Why? 47 00:04:00,359 --> 00:04:01,860 I'm coming over for pie. 48 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:04,071 No, you're not. You're not invited. 49 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:05,614 Grubbs. 50 00:04:17,876 --> 00:04:20,337 - Hi, Tadpole. - Hey, Jimmy. 51 00:04:20,337 --> 00:04:23,715 - Home for Thanksgiving? - That's right. 52 00:04:23,715 --> 00:04:27,969 - What happened to your hair? - I combed it. 53 00:04:27,969 --> 00:04:29,554 Well, I don't like it. 54 00:05:04,673 --> 00:05:06,925 - Hi, Oscar. - Oh, hi, Mrs. Lodder. 55 00:05:06,925 --> 00:05:08,134 Diane, please. 56 00:05:08,134 --> 00:05:09,844 Diane, have you seen Eve anywhere? 57 00:05:09,844 --> 00:05:11,179 Yeah, she was just here. 58 00:05:11,179 --> 00:05:13,098 Oh, she went... 59 00:05:13,098 --> 00:05:14,975 ...so she could get in the lab tomorrow. 60 00:05:14,975 --> 00:05:17,018 Ca va? 61 00:05:17,018 --> 00:05:18,228 Excuse me. 62 00:05:30,281 --> 00:05:35,036 So, Oscar, can we plan on seeing you at Columbia? 63 00:05:35,036 --> 00:05:37,372 Leave him alone, Dad. He's only a sophomore. 64 00:05:37,372 --> 00:05:39,874 It's never too early to think about college, Daphne... 65 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:41,376 ...as it would behoove you to realize. 66 00:05:41,376 --> 00:05:42,544 Actually, Professor Tisch... 67 00:05:42,544 --> 00:05:45,213 ...I have given some thought to Columbia... premed. 68 00:05:45,213 --> 00:05:46,714 Not history? 69 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,925 - Well, I-- - Excuse me! 70 00:05:48,925 --> 00:05:50,677 May I have your attention, everybody? 71 00:05:50,677 --> 00:05:53,179 I'm sorry to interrupt... 72 00:05:53,179 --> 00:05:55,723 ...but I'd like to make a short Thanksgiving toast... 73 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:59,185 ...and then invite you all to commence eating. 74 00:05:59,185 --> 00:06:01,229 First of all... 75 00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:03,857 ...I'd like to apologize to Native Americans everywhere... 76 00:06:03,857 --> 00:06:06,025 ...for decimating their population... 77 00:06:06,025 --> 00:06:08,319 ...and basically stealing this country from out-- 78 00:06:08,319 --> 00:06:09,737 Stick to antiquities, Stanley. 79 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,698 No, no, no. I'm a traditionalist... 80 00:06:11,698 --> 00:06:14,242 ...and far be it from me to dispense with any excuse... 81 00:06:14,242 --> 00:06:16,202 ...to eat turkey and pecan pie. 82 00:06:16,202 --> 00:06:20,123 And so, to my recently returned prodigal son. 83 00:06:20,123 --> 00:06:22,125 Hear. hear. 84 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:24,377 To my distinguished colleagues... 85 00:06:24,377 --> 00:06:27,839 ...at the Columbia history department and their families. 86 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,800 And, uh... am I leaving anyone out? 87 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,510 Eve. 88 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:34,512 Yes. of course. Although not here, she-- 89 00:06:35,847 --> 00:06:37,765 Could it be? Could it be? 90 00:06:41,561 --> 00:06:44,105 To my lovely wife Eve. 91 00:06:44,105 --> 00:06:45,815 Ohh, I'm so sorry. 92 00:06:45,815 --> 00:06:50,611 # She may be the face I can't forget 93 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:54,073 # A trace of pleasure or regret 94 00:06:54,073 --> 00:06:56,659 # Maybe the treasure 95 00:06:56,659 --> 00:07:00,496 # Or the price I have to pay 96 00:07:00,496 --> 00:07:02,832 # She 97 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:07,003 # She # 98 00:07:07,003 --> 00:07:09,213 You turn the corner, then hidden away... 99 00:07:09,213 --> 00:07:11,173 ...in this small forgotten backstreet... 100 00:07:11,173 --> 00:07:13,009 ...is this old, old house-- 101 00:07:13,009 --> 00:07:16,012 How's your mom, Oscar? She still in France? 102 00:07:16,012 --> 00:07:17,638 Yeah, she went back a while ago. 103 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,181 When's the last time you saw her? 104 00:07:19,181 --> 00:07:22,643 I went back last summer. 105 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:26,814 I wish I had an exotic French mother. 106 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,691 There's nothing exotic... 107 00:07:28,691 --> 00:07:31,027 ...about mothers who live on the Upper East side. 108 00:07:31,027 --> 00:07:32,319 Well, they can be exotic in their own way. 109 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:37,366 You walk in, and it's a home, a timeless home. You feel it. 110 00:07:37,366 --> 00:07:38,826 It's hard to put it into words, but-- 111 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:41,829 My mom brings me back the stupidest things. 112 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,372 That's not what I'm saying. 113 00:07:43,372 --> 00:07:44,665 There was this lovely fresco that-- 114 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,709 - It's very intimate. - Completely out of context. 115 00:07:46,709 --> 00:07:48,461 ...too small or whatever. 116 00:07:48,461 --> 00:07:50,379 There was some-- 117 00:07:50,379 --> 00:07:52,047 That's cool. You've got, like... 118 00:07:52,047 --> 00:07:55,050 ...that look, that faraway look. That's cool. 119 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:57,720 I've-been-studying for-four-days thing. 120 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,527 It sounded beautiful. 121 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,863 - What's that? - The timeless home. 122 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:19,575 Ohh. Thanks. Ha ha. 123 00:08:19,575 --> 00:08:23,287 I get a little caught up in the whole... I don't know. 124 00:08:23,287 --> 00:08:24,538 No, no. That's good. 125 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,206 It's good to get caught up... 126 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,875 ...in the feeling of something, the aura. 127 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,711 I mean, if everything could be reduced... 128 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,546 ...to verbalizable facts... 129 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:35,049 ...we wouldn't have any need for music, would we? 130 00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:40,971 You might have a point there. 131 00:08:40,971 --> 00:08:42,723 Of course I have a point. 132 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,392 The timeless home, that's like... 133 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:49,772 ...the title of some great lost Puccini operetta. 134 00:08:49,772 --> 00:08:53,025 You're sweet, you know that? 135 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,403 So, how are things at... at Chauncey? 136 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,363 Not bad. 137 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,824 Any girls there? 138 00:09:00,824 --> 00:09:02,367 Sure, there are girls. 139 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,995 Well? Any you like? 140 00:09:04,995 --> 00:09:06,371 Well, they're mostly pretty dumb. 141 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:09,499 They can't all be dumb. 142 00:09:09,499 --> 00:09:12,419 It just seems like they haven't lived that much, you know? 143 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:17,090 Well, we're talking about sophomores, right? 144 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,592 Yeah. 145 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,178 Maybe you should give them a chance, Oscar. 146 00:09:21,178 --> 00:09:26,308 I mean, they might've lived more than you think. 147 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:29,227 Sure. 148 00:09:29,227 --> 00:09:33,815 You have high expectations, don't you, Oscar? 149 00:09:39,738 --> 00:09:41,406 Hey. 150 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,994 - How are you? - Good. 151 00:09:49,039 --> 00:09:51,291 That's better. 152 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:54,252 Don't want back problems before you're forty. 153 00:09:54,252 --> 00:09:57,714 So, how's the chiropody business? 154 00:09:57,714 --> 00:10:00,133 Chiropody is feet. 155 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,219 Chiropractic? 156 00:10:02,219 --> 00:10:05,555 It's pretty good. I stare at backs all day. 157 00:10:05,555 --> 00:10:08,141 You can tell a lot about a person by their back. 158 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,728 I've always thought of my spine as incredibly personal. 159 00:10:11,728 --> 00:10:14,272 I don't think I could show my spine to just anyone. 160 00:10:14,272 --> 00:10:16,816 Maybe if you were in enough pain, you could. 161 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,401 Not even then, maybe. 162 00:10:18,401 --> 00:10:20,153 Throw a couple cubes in there, would you, Diane? 163 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,321 Sure. 164 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,156 How's that endodontist of yours? 165 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,367 Great. 166 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:27,869 I have a wicked crush... 167 00:10:27,869 --> 00:10:31,831 ...on your stepmother's best friend. 168 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,208 Oscar. 169 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,669 I know, Professor Sherman. 170 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,009 Isn't it obvious? 171 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,053 What is this? 172 00:10:45,053 --> 00:10:47,597 Voltaire? 173 00:10:47,597 --> 00:10:48,932 Oscar. 174 00:10:48,932 --> 00:10:50,433 Voltaire said... 175 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:54,938 "If God did not exist, he would have to be invented." 176 00:10:54,938 --> 00:10:56,856 He was a funny guy. 177 00:10:58,566 --> 00:10:59,651 Oscar! 178 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,738 Excuse me. 179 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,036 Professor Tisch wants to stay and gossip... 180 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,538 ...about our colleagues a little longer. 181 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,998 - Will you walk Daphne home? - Dad, no. 182 00:11:13,998 --> 00:11:16,543 Daphne's been taking the subway since she was eight. 183 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,503 She's a good-looking girl, don't you think? 184 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,712 She's all right. 185 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,547 Well, it would be a nice gesture. 186 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:24,384 An empty gesture. No, Dad. I'm fatigued this evening. 187 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,302 I've been on trains, in cars. 188 00:11:26,302 --> 00:11:28,596 I've had two lengthy debates on Voltaire and Henry Miller... 189 00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:30,390 ...both of which I won, incidentally. 190 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,475 I haven't unpacked yet, got a lot of things to do... 191 00:11:32,475 --> 00:11:33,685 ...and I'm not gonna stand here... 192 00:11:33,685 --> 00:11:35,603 ...and argue about it with you, all right? 193 00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:39,065 Do you wanna go with me to the Moby concert on Sunday? 194 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,901 Not really. 195 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,612 I don't go in much for contemporary pop music. 196 00:11:44,612 --> 00:11:47,073 What do you go in for? 197 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,741 You know, regular stuff. 198 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,411 Oscar, contemporary pop music... 199 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,497 ...is regular stuff for a fifteen-year-old. 200 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:57,500 Voltaire or whatever is not regular. 201 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:01,712 - Well, we differ. - Yeah. 202 00:12:01,712 --> 00:12:03,047 God, you're like a forty-year-old... 203 00:12:03,047 --> 00:12:05,550 ...trapped in a fifteen-year-old's body. 204 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:09,095 - I mean, it's not a bad body-- - Taxi! 205 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,559 Hold on. 206 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,435 Come on. 207 00:12:19,397 --> 00:12:21,482 I live six blocks from here. 208 00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:22,858 It's cold. 209 00:12:23,985 --> 00:12:27,113 78th and Lex. I have to wake up early. 210 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,948 You are so weird. 211 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,491 OK. Safe trip. 212 00:12:51,595 --> 00:12:53,764 Hey, happy Thanksgiving, pal. 213 00:13:08,195 --> 00:13:10,698 Say, how old are you, anyway? 214 00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:13,492 Forty. 215 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:14,869 Me, too. 216 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:18,372 Doesn't it suck? 217 00:13:18,372 --> 00:13:20,541 Ah, it's not so bad. 218 00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:22,960 Your wife probably didn't leave you. 219 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,088 I'm not married, actually. 220 00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:30,884 Well, don't wait too long. All the best ones get taken. 221 00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:33,345 I hear you there. 222 00:13:41,228 --> 00:13:44,898 I adore French songs of this period. 223 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,070 You're not French. 224 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:53,240 - It's part of my act. - What act? 225 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,909 You gonna buy me a drink? 226 00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:58,704 Bob, the lady's dry. 227 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,041 Well, I got to go feed the cat. 228 00:14:05,461 --> 00:14:07,754 Why so glum, chum? 229 00:14:07,754 --> 00:14:11,216 I have high expectations. 230 00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:13,051 Yeah, I know what you mean. 231 00:14:23,937 --> 00:14:26,231 You have beautiful hands. 232 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:03,518 Oh, Jeez. Oscar? 233 00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:07,022 Oh, hiya, Diane. 234 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,568 Top of the night to you. 235 00:15:11,568 --> 00:15:14,112 Oscar, you don't look so hot. 236 00:15:14,112 --> 00:15:15,864 Oh, don't worry about me. 237 00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:18,283 Hey... oh, careful! Careful. Come here. 238 00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:19,868 Come on. Come on. Let me get you some coffee. 239 00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:21,077 No, no, no. I gotta get home. 240 00:15:21,077 --> 00:15:22,704 No, no. You don't want your father... 241 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:25,207 ...to see you like this. Come on. 242 00:15:29,544 --> 00:15:31,630 My wallet was stolen. 243 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,716 - You got mugged? - Sort of. 244 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,217 What do you mean, "Sort of"? 245 00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:38,219 She was very pleasant about it. 246 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,062 - Take your coat? - No. 247 00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:53,902 Well, come in. 248 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:03,995 Ohh. It got chilly in here. 249 00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:05,663 Hey, that's Eve's scarf. 250 00:16:05,663 --> 00:16:07,707 Yeah, I know. I like it. 251 00:16:07,707 --> 00:16:09,542 I might forget to give it back. 252 00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:32,690 Ohh! Oh, dear. 253 00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:35,735 OK. What hurts? 254 00:16:35,735 --> 00:16:37,570 Everything. 255 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:38,905 OK. 256 00:16:46,579 --> 00:16:48,581 - Diane? - Mm-hmm? 257 00:16:48,581 --> 00:16:50,124 What's it like being forty? 258 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:54,003 Not as bad as people make out. 259 00:16:54,003 --> 00:16:57,215 Except everyone you know seems kind of tired. 260 00:16:57,215 --> 00:16:58,383 Worn out, you mean? 261 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:02,345 Yeah, like they've seen it all before. 262 00:17:02,345 --> 00:17:04,680 Eve's not like that. 263 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:10,019 No, Eve's not like that. And you're not like that. 264 00:17:10,019 --> 00:17:11,854 It's nice. 265 00:17:11,854 --> 00:17:13,064 You know what? 266 00:17:13,064 --> 00:17:15,441 This is really hard to do with your sweater on. 267 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:11,288 Eve. 268 00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:27,304 Ow! 269 00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:32,184 Oh, Jeez. 270 00:19:48,677 --> 00:19:50,178 Morning. 271 00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:53,557 Diane's good, isn't she? 272 00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:57,227 Yes. Yes. 273 00:19:57,227 --> 00:19:59,813 I'm Phil, the boyfriend. 274 00:19:59,813 --> 00:20:04,317 Boyfriend. I'm Oscar Grubman. I'm just a friend. 275 00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:07,863 So, how long's she been doing you? 276 00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:10,657 This was the first time, I swear to you... 277 00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:11,950 ...and the only time. 278 00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:14,369 You're kind of young, aren't you? 279 00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:17,914 Yes, way too young. Young and stupid. 280 00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:20,125 Pinched nerve? 281 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,543 Excuse me? 282 00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:23,086 Did you twist your neck or something? 283 00:20:23,086 --> 00:20:24,463 Hell, I didn't see a chiropractor... 284 00:20:24,463 --> 00:20:25,672 ...till I turned forty. 285 00:20:25,672 --> 00:20:28,758 Ohh! Yeah. Um, very pinched nerve. 286 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:31,219 Actually, three of them. Um... 287 00:20:31,219 --> 00:20:33,763 ...medial collateral, collateral, and hyper collateral... 288 00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:36,141 ...although the hyper wasn't quite as severe. 289 00:20:36,141 --> 00:20:38,685 So, the old girl give you your money's worth? 290 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:41,605 Good morning. Didn't hear you come in. 291 00:20:41,605 --> 00:20:43,398 I just got here. 292 00:20:43,398 --> 00:20:45,567 Oscar here was saying you worked him over pretty good. 293 00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,110 No, I didn't. I mean... 294 00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:49,946 ...yes, you worked out the pinched nerve in my back. 295 00:20:49,946 --> 00:20:52,574 Yeah, he had quite a knotted muscle. 296 00:20:52,574 --> 00:20:54,951 My God, the pain right here in my shoulder. 297 00:20:54,951 --> 00:20:56,161 Took a lot of work. 298 00:20:56,161 --> 00:20:58,830 Thank God my vocation gives me such pleasure. 299 00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:01,583 We should all be so blessed. 300 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:03,376 Well, thanks again, Mrs. Lodder. 301 00:21:03,376 --> 00:21:04,919 I'll put that check in the mail pronto. 302 00:21:04,919 --> 00:21:06,379 Nice to meet you, Phil. 303 00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:07,881 Hey, you take care, buddy. 304 00:21:07,881 --> 00:21:10,008 - I'll walk you out. - Uh, please don't bother. 305 00:21:10,008 --> 00:21:11,217 No. It's no bother. 306 00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:24,230 Diane, no one can ever find out about last night, OK? 307 00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:27,400 - OK. - I mean it. I'm serious. 308 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,152 It's very important to me... 309 00:21:29,152 --> 00:21:33,740 ...that Eve and my dad never find out about this. 310 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,909 OK. All right. I won't tell. 311 00:21:35,909 --> 00:21:38,369 Good. Phil, either. 312 00:21:38,369 --> 00:21:42,081 - Actually, he's not. - Diane, please. 313 00:21:42,081 --> 00:21:44,459 OK. All right. Mum's the word. 314 00:21:44,459 --> 00:21:45,752 Thank you. 315 00:21:49,255 --> 00:21:51,758 Give that to Eve for me. 316 00:22:18,034 --> 00:22:21,662 Hey, Oscar. That girl sure was pretty. 317 00:22:21,662 --> 00:22:23,623 Who? 318 00:22:23,623 --> 00:22:25,666 Professor Tisch's girl. 319 00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:29,629 Oh, Daphne. Yeah, I guess she's pretty. 320 00:22:29,629 --> 00:22:31,923 Is she new to the pond, Tadpole? 321 00:22:31,923 --> 00:22:34,342 Don't you sleep? 322 00:23:04,705 --> 00:23:06,874 So. 323 00:23:06,874 --> 00:23:08,542 Hi, dad. 324 00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:10,544 I didn't hear you come in. 325 00:23:12,213 --> 00:23:14,882 Daphne and I got to talking last night. 326 00:23:14,882 --> 00:23:17,468 Is that right? 327 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,889 Is Eve around? 328 00:23:21,889 --> 00:23:24,725 No. She left for work at dawn. 329 00:23:24,725 --> 00:23:27,812 Why is she working today? 330 00:23:27,812 --> 00:23:30,189 She likes to go in when there's no one around to bug her. 331 00:23:30,189 --> 00:23:33,400 - So she's by herself. - What's that? 332 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,277 Nothing. Nothing. 333 00:23:48,249 --> 00:23:50,251 Picnic? 334 00:23:50,251 --> 00:23:51,460 Sort of. 335 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:54,088 But you have time to help old dad... 336 00:23:54,088 --> 00:23:55,756 ...do some grocery shopping, don't you? 337 00:23:55,756 --> 00:23:57,758 - Now? - Yeah. Come on. 338 00:23:57,758 --> 00:23:59,677 Dad, I thought you were gonna... 339 00:23:59,677 --> 00:24:02,012 ...take some time to work on your book today. 340 00:24:02,012 --> 00:24:03,847 Well, come on. I mean, that can wait. 341 00:24:03,847 --> 00:24:06,308 How many people really are dying to read... 342 00:24:06,308 --> 00:24:09,311 ...The Life and Times of Arnobias of Sicca? 343 00:24:09,311 --> 00:24:12,022 Well, I think you really underestimate your audience. 344 00:24:12,022 --> 00:24:14,691 There are a lot of Arnobias of Sicca fans... 345 00:24:14,691 --> 00:24:16,860 ...out there that you're completely unaware of. 346 00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:19,238 - Really? You think so? - Yeah. 347 00:24:20,322 --> 00:24:22,866 I mean, the kids at school, --the ones in the know, anyway-- 348 00:24:22,866 --> 00:24:24,535 ...talk about Arnobias of Sicca... 349 00:24:24,535 --> 00:24:27,287 ...like he was the hip ancient scholar. 350 00:24:27,287 --> 00:24:30,415 - Arnobias. Really? - You picked a winner. 351 00:24:30,415 --> 00:24:33,043 You should feel really good about it and really motivated. 352 00:24:33,043 --> 00:24:36,505 You put it that way. I do feel pretty damn motivated. 353 00:24:36,505 --> 00:24:39,675 Either way, we need paper towels, cereal... 354 00:24:39,675 --> 00:24:41,927 ...and we're completely out of cheesecake. 355 00:24:41,927 --> 00:24:43,512 Dad, I'm not really into cheesecake anymore. 356 00:24:43,512 --> 00:24:44,680 Grab your coat. 357 00:24:47,391 --> 00:24:50,018 Taxi! 358 00:24:50,018 --> 00:24:53,522 - Who is she, Oscar? - Who, dad? 359 00:24:53,522 --> 00:24:56,191 Where did you sleep last night? 360 00:24:56,191 --> 00:24:59,027 I know it wasn't at Charlie's. 361 00:24:59,027 --> 00:25:02,114 Come clean. This is your old man here. 362 00:25:02,114 --> 00:25:04,116 What happened? Did you, uh... 363 00:25:04,116 --> 00:25:08,161 ...run into some buddies from Chauncey... 364 00:25:08,161 --> 00:25:09,705 ...go downtown, get a couple of beers... 365 00:25:09,705 --> 00:25:11,998 ...and stare at the hippies in Greenwich Village? 366 00:25:11,998 --> 00:25:14,376 There are no hippies in Greenwich Village anymore, dad. 367 00:25:14,376 --> 00:25:16,211 What is it now? Punks, druggies... 368 00:25:16,211 --> 00:25:18,880 ...folk-mopers, cross dressers, bikers? 369 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,216 - Bankers. - Bankers? 370 00:25:21,216 --> 00:25:24,428 - Oh, God, has it come to that? - I'm afraid so. 371 00:25:24,428 --> 00:25:27,180 What a state of affairs. Bankers? 372 00:25:30,225 --> 00:25:32,185 So, where did you spend the night? 373 00:25:32,185 --> 00:25:34,813 I ran into a... 374 00:25:34,813 --> 00:25:37,065 - A girl? - Yes, a girl. 375 00:25:37,065 --> 00:25:39,234 - A pretty girl? - Yes, a pretty girl. 376 00:25:39,234 --> 00:25:42,070 Oh, Oscar. 377 00:25:42,070 --> 00:25:44,739 It wasn't a... you know... 378 00:25:44,739 --> 00:25:46,533 It wasn't a call girl? 379 00:25:46,533 --> 00:25:50,412 Dad! Of course it wasn't a call girl. 380 00:25:50,412 --> 00:25:52,330 What's wrong with you? 381 00:25:52,330 --> 00:25:54,249 Kids are crazy these days. 382 00:25:54,249 --> 00:25:56,418 - I bumped into a girl. - From Chauncey? 383 00:25:56,418 --> 00:25:57,752 Yes, a girl from Chauncey. 384 00:25:57,752 --> 00:25:58,837 Well, what was her name, Oscar? 385 00:25:58,837 --> 00:26:00,005 Her name? 386 00:26:00,005 --> 00:26:01,798 Is it someone Eve and I should meet? 387 00:26:01,798 --> 00:26:06,303 No! I mean, there just isn't any point. 388 00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:11,599 Her name's, uh, Miranda Spear, and she's just some dumb girl-- 389 00:26:11,599 --> 00:26:14,185 Hey, have some respect, Oscar. 390 00:26:14,185 --> 00:26:17,147 Maybe this girl's only fifteen, sixteen. 391 00:26:17,147 --> 00:26:18,690 And maybe right now her interests... 392 00:26:18,690 --> 00:26:22,193 ...are different from yours, but girls have things to say. 393 00:26:22,193 --> 00:26:24,404 They can be funny. 394 00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:27,741 Consider them, Oscar. Listen to them. 395 00:26:27,741 --> 00:26:29,784 So, I should listen to girls... 396 00:26:29,784 --> 00:26:30,994 ...like you listen to Eve, you mean? 397 00:26:30,994 --> 00:26:32,620 Exactly. 398 00:28:51,717 --> 00:28:53,719 Oscar. 399 00:28:53,719 --> 00:28:56,388 What a nice surprise. 400 00:28:56,388 --> 00:28:58,390 I brought you lunch. 401 00:28:58,390 --> 00:28:59,725 You're kidding. 402 00:28:59,725 --> 00:29:01,810 Ha ha! 403 00:29:01,810 --> 00:29:04,480 Wait. Wait one second. 404 00:29:09,318 --> 00:29:11,654 Wow. Cookies, too. 405 00:29:11,654 --> 00:29:13,155 Yeah. I know you like 'em. 406 00:29:13,155 --> 00:29:14,615 Thank you. 407 00:29:17,826 --> 00:29:20,245 So, what are you working on? 408 00:29:20,245 --> 00:29:22,247 I'm monitoring the depolarization... 409 00:29:22,247 --> 00:29:24,333 ...of cardiac myocytes. 410 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:27,336 Oh. Hmm. 411 00:29:39,264 --> 00:29:40,766 Pericardium... 412 00:29:40,766 --> 00:29:45,395 ...mitral, aorta... 413 00:29:45,395 --> 00:29:48,941 ...such beautiful words. 414 00:29:48,941 --> 00:29:51,109 Poetry. 415 00:29:51,109 --> 00:29:54,321 Never thought of it that way. 416 00:29:54,321 --> 00:29:57,115 It's, uh, pretty complicated business. 417 00:29:57,115 --> 00:30:00,285 No. The heart is simple. 418 00:30:00,285 --> 00:30:02,329 Fixing it is complicated. 419 00:30:05,582 --> 00:30:10,045 So, when you're working on... 420 00:30:10,045 --> 00:30:13,799 ...whatever it is you're working on... 421 00:30:13,799 --> 00:30:15,676 I mean... 422 00:30:15,676 --> 00:30:18,303 ...how do you see the heart as anything more than a-- 423 00:30:18,303 --> 00:30:21,014 - Than a pump? - Yeah. 424 00:30:21,014 --> 00:30:24,976 I mean, in the end it's just an organ, right? 425 00:30:24,976 --> 00:30:27,729 But, symbolically... 426 00:30:27,729 --> 00:30:30,774 Your heart can fit right in my hand. 427 00:30:30,774 --> 00:30:34,069 The heart is this incredibly smart machine. 428 00:30:34,069 --> 00:30:36,571 It beats seventy to eighty times a minute... 429 00:30:36,571 --> 00:30:38,406 ...and in the space of each beat... 430 00:30:38,406 --> 00:30:40,742 ...sends deoxygenated blood to your lungs... 431 00:30:40,742 --> 00:30:43,411 ...and oxygenated blood to all your organs. 432 00:30:43,411 --> 00:30:45,413 Cut the aorta, and you'll release... 433 00:30:45,413 --> 00:30:47,749 ...a jet of blood that hits the ceiling. 434 00:30:47,749 --> 00:30:50,418 Now, who needs to use it as a symbol... 435 00:30:50,418 --> 00:30:54,422 ...when the thing itself is so magnificent? 436 00:30:54,422 --> 00:30:56,925 - The thing itself. - Hmm. 437 00:31:00,887 --> 00:31:03,390 Well, as a symbol, it should be replaced. 438 00:31:03,390 --> 00:31:04,849 The heart's had its day. 439 00:31:04,849 --> 00:31:08,687 Why not the kidney as a symbol of love, or the liver? 440 00:31:08,687 --> 00:31:11,231 Hmm. "You broke my liver." 441 00:31:11,231 --> 00:31:13,733 "My liver aches for you"? 442 00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:15,902 Doesn't rhyme as well... 443 00:31:15,902 --> 00:31:18,863 ...you know, for country songs and Shakespeare. 444 00:31:18,863 --> 00:31:20,740 Sure it does. 445 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,158 I'm aquiver. 446 00:31:22,158 --> 00:31:25,495 Please deliver. 447 00:31:25,495 --> 00:31:28,790 Deep as a river, my love, my liver. 448 00:31:29,791 --> 00:31:31,084 I just can't-- 449 00:31:36,673 --> 00:31:38,258 Hello? 450 00:31:38,258 --> 00:31:42,679 Hi. Oscar's here, visiting. 451 00:31:42,679 --> 00:31:45,265 Yeah. 452 00:31:45,265 --> 00:31:47,600 I know. OK. 453 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,269 Your father says, "Don't forget... 454 00:31:49,269 --> 00:31:51,104 "...we're having dinner tonight." 455 00:31:51,104 --> 00:31:53,064 I haven't forgotten! 456 00:31:55,275 --> 00:31:59,737 He says, "Did you ask Miranda Spear to join us?" 457 00:31:59,737 --> 00:32:01,197 - Who? - Miranda-- 458 00:32:01,197 --> 00:32:03,199 No. No. Tonight's family night. 459 00:32:03,199 --> 00:32:06,703 Don't worry about that, Oscar. I mean, Diane is coming. 460 00:32:06,703 --> 00:32:08,913 Diane? 461 00:32:08,913 --> 00:32:10,623 And Phil. 462 00:32:10,623 --> 00:32:12,500 It sure would be nice to see Diane and Phil. 463 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:15,753 Have you met Phil? 464 00:32:15,753 --> 00:32:18,423 I think so. 465 00:32:18,423 --> 00:32:20,883 Well, Phil isn't coming, OK? 466 00:32:20,883 --> 00:32:23,177 Diane likes to keep her options open. 467 00:32:23,177 --> 00:32:26,973 It's just Diane. right? Yeah. I thought so. 468 00:32:28,891 --> 00:32:32,854 Hey, buddy. Come on in. 469 00:32:32,854 --> 00:32:36,065 - Is Diane around? - She isn't. 470 00:32:36,065 --> 00:32:37,400 Is your back still bothering you? 471 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,235 Well, come on in. I'll give you a rub-a-dub. 472 00:32:39,235 --> 00:32:40,403 Thanks, anyway. 473 00:32:40,403 --> 00:32:42,321 I'd rather not trust my back to a dentist. 474 00:32:42,321 --> 00:32:44,740 The old gal taught me a few tricks. 475 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:46,242 Why do you call her "old gal"? 476 00:32:46,242 --> 00:32:47,869 You make her sound like she's a horse. 477 00:32:47,869 --> 00:32:50,455 Actually, she's more of a wildcat. 478 00:32:50,455 --> 00:32:52,373 Diane's with the girls down at Payard... 479 00:32:52,373 --> 00:32:54,041 ...if your back's really that bad. 480 00:32:55,251 --> 00:32:59,005 Hey, you know, buddy, you're gonna have to learn to relax. 481 00:32:59,005 --> 00:33:01,883 You're gonna be dead before you reach twenty. 482 00:33:39,545 --> 00:33:42,006 Thank you very much. 483 00:33:43,549 --> 00:33:44,717 Here you go. 484 00:33:47,678 --> 00:33:48,888 No, you didn't. 485 00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:53,559 Is that right? 486 00:33:53,559 --> 00:33:54,977 Diane. 487 00:33:56,562 --> 00:33:58,564 Can I talk to you for a minute, please? 488 00:33:58,564 --> 00:34:01,025 You must be Oscar. 489 00:34:01,025 --> 00:34:03,569 I'm Samantha. 490 00:34:03,569 --> 00:34:04,904 So, it sounds like you have... 491 00:34:04,904 --> 00:34:07,573 ...some interesting ideas about French philosophy. 492 00:34:07,573 --> 00:34:09,491 Yes. Diane was telling us... 493 00:34:09,491 --> 00:34:13,120 ...that you regard Voltaire as a comedian. 494 00:34:20,169 --> 00:34:22,796 Well, I think that when you look at his body-- 495 00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:25,132 Excuse me. Diane, can I talk to you for a minute, please? 496 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:27,593 In a minute, Oscar. 497 00:34:27,593 --> 00:34:31,513 Oscar, have some tea. 498 00:34:33,724 --> 00:34:35,726 The assertion that all man's actions... 499 00:34:35,726 --> 00:34:37,394 ...are essentially self-serving... 500 00:34:37,394 --> 00:34:39,730 ...has never been taken in the spirit it was intended... 501 00:34:39,730 --> 00:34:42,274 ...which was a quote, a quote. 502 00:34:42,274 --> 00:34:44,735 And that's what Adam Smith was really saying... 503 00:34:44,735 --> 00:34:46,069 ...in The Wealth of Nations. 504 00:34:46,069 --> 00:34:48,071 At least, that's what I've always thought. 505 00:34:48,071 --> 00:34:51,241 - More tea, Oscar? - Thank you, Abigail. 506 00:34:51,241 --> 00:34:54,244 Now, most people are going to tell you... 507 00:34:54,244 --> 00:34:56,246 ...that Quine's belief in the inherent goodness-- 508 00:34:56,246 --> 00:34:59,833 But, Oscar, I don't see how you can dismiss Mirabeau so easily. 509 00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:02,002 Mirabeau never even got out of the gate. 510 00:35:02,002 --> 00:35:04,755 Oh, you naughty girl. 511 00:35:04,755 --> 00:35:07,466 - Where did you find him? - Isn't he lovely? 512 00:35:07,466 --> 00:35:11,553 He's so passionate, and he really listens. 513 00:35:11,553 --> 00:35:13,680 Do you mind if I give him my number? 514 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,973 No. Go ahead. 515 00:35:14,973 --> 00:35:17,643 Oscar, I'd love to chat more with you... 516 00:35:17,643 --> 00:35:21,188 ...about this sometime or, um, about anything. 517 00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:24,566 I'm pretty busy with midterms and all. 518 00:35:24,566 --> 00:35:27,235 Anything, anytime. 519 00:35:27,235 --> 00:35:29,696 - Bye, Oscar. - Bye, Samantha. 520 00:35:29,696 --> 00:35:31,448 - Bye, Oscar. - Abigail. 521 00:35:31,448 --> 00:35:34,326 - Bye, Diane. - Bye, girls. 522 00:35:37,662 --> 00:35:41,792 Well, Oscar, it was a pleasure to meet you. 523 00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:43,043 Pleasure. 524 00:35:43,043 --> 00:35:45,796 You two be good. Heh heh. 525 00:35:45,796 --> 00:35:48,298 I'll call you tomorrow. 526 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,719 - Diane. - Mm-hmm. 527 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,138 You didn't, uh, tell anybody... 528 00:35:55,138 --> 00:35:57,557 ...about what happened last night, did you? 529 00:35:57,557 --> 00:36:00,519 Does it matter if I had? You're a grown-up... 530 00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:02,395 ...or close enough. 531 00:36:02,395 --> 00:36:03,980 Did you? 532 00:36:07,526 --> 00:36:10,487 I didn't say anything definite. 533 00:36:10,487 --> 00:36:12,072 I may have hinted a little. 534 00:36:12,072 --> 00:36:15,033 Hinted? Why do they need hints? This isn't charades. 535 00:36:15,033 --> 00:36:16,826 What if one of them tells Phil? 536 00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:19,996 - Phil, schmil. - "Phil, schmil?" 537 00:36:19,996 --> 00:36:23,041 That isn't very nice. That isn't very sensitive at all. 538 00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:26,378 Oscar, please. Phil and I are not an item. 539 00:36:26,378 --> 00:36:29,756 Ahem. Excuse me. There's no smoking. 540 00:36:29,756 --> 00:36:31,257 OK. 541 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:34,010 Forget about Phil. 542 00:36:34,010 --> 00:36:37,555 Diane, I'd like to ask you... 543 00:36:37,555 --> 00:36:39,099 ...not to come to dinner tonight. 544 00:36:39,099 --> 00:36:41,643 Not go to Cafe Balou? 545 00:36:41,643 --> 00:36:43,269 Are you kidding? Your father's paying. 546 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:44,479 I want to minimize the likelihood... 547 00:36:44,479 --> 00:36:46,022 ...of your blabbing to Eve. 548 00:36:48,149 --> 00:36:50,110 Maybe you've already told Eve. 549 00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:52,445 I haven't even seen Eve yet. 550 00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:54,864 Yet? Do you plan to tell her? 551 00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:58,409 Oscar, Eve and I grew up together. 552 00:36:58,409 --> 00:37:01,830 Jeez, the stories I could tell you about Eve when we were 15. 553 00:37:01,830 --> 00:37:03,248 You wouldn't have recognized her. 554 00:37:03,248 --> 00:37:04,415 I don't want to hear it. 555 00:37:04,415 --> 00:37:08,002 When we were fifteen, Eve had this thing for Elvis. 556 00:37:08,002 --> 00:37:10,463 - Elvis Presley? - Hmm. 557 00:37:10,463 --> 00:37:12,465 Flipped for any guy in sideburns. 558 00:37:12,465 --> 00:37:15,843 Sideburns? What's so great about sideburns? 559 00:37:15,843 --> 00:37:17,011 I don't know. 560 00:37:17,011 --> 00:37:19,347 The strangest things made her happy. 561 00:37:19,347 --> 00:37:21,933 She was always happy back then. 562 00:37:21,933 --> 00:37:25,853 Back then? Are you saying now she isn't? 563 00:37:27,355 --> 00:37:30,817 No. That wasn't my intention. 564 00:37:30,817 --> 00:37:31,985 Look. You know what? 565 00:37:31,985 --> 00:37:33,695 Let's just forget it. I shouldn't have said anything. 566 00:37:33,695 --> 00:37:34,862 No. We can't just forget it. 567 00:37:34,862 --> 00:37:36,823 We're talking about Eve's happiness here. 568 00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:41,703 I guess I can confide in you. We're close now, right? 569 00:37:41,703 --> 00:37:44,163 In a manner of speaking. 570 00:37:44,163 --> 00:37:45,707 OK. Ahem. 571 00:37:45,707 --> 00:37:48,709 I don't think Eve is happy. 572 00:37:48,709 --> 00:37:51,754 There's a void. Something's missing. 573 00:37:51,754 --> 00:37:53,506 What makes you say that? 574 00:37:53,506 --> 00:37:56,717 It's a woman thing. I sense it. I feel it. 575 00:37:56,717 --> 00:37:59,137 Plus, last week, she said there was a void... 576 00:37:59,137 --> 00:38:01,180 ...and something was missing. 577 00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:02,557 Did she say what? 578 00:38:02,557 --> 00:38:05,351 Couldn't put her finger on it. 579 00:38:08,479 --> 00:38:11,774 I wouldn't worry about it. She'll get over it. 580 00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:19,907 So, who is this girl? 581 00:38:19,907 --> 00:38:22,159 A friend of the family's. 582 00:38:22,159 --> 00:38:23,786 You gonna see each other again? 583 00:38:23,786 --> 00:38:27,790 Tonight. But her best friend's gonna be there. 584 00:38:27,790 --> 00:38:29,875 Well, is the friend cute? 585 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:31,877 I wouldn't call her cute, exactly. 586 00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:34,672 I mean, would I like her? 587 00:38:34,672 --> 00:38:37,008 Well, you know, I slept with her last night. 588 00:38:39,176 --> 00:38:40,553 With the friend? 589 00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:42,346 Damn! 590 00:38:42,346 --> 00:38:44,640 Yeah, with the friend. 591 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,684 But you don't like the friend. 592 00:38:46,684 --> 00:38:49,854 Not really. Not like that. 593 00:38:49,854 --> 00:38:52,648 But you're going to dinner with both of them... 594 00:38:52,648 --> 00:38:55,985 ...the woman you like and the woman you slept with? 595 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:58,696 Yeah. My dad's coming, too. 596 00:39:01,157 --> 00:39:03,701 Nothing's simple for the Grubber. 597 00:39:08,998 --> 00:39:10,624 Talk to me, Oscar. 598 00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:13,043 What's going on here? 599 00:39:13,043 --> 00:39:15,045 I don't know, Charlie. 600 00:39:15,045 --> 00:39:16,672 I found her. 601 00:39:16,672 --> 00:39:18,173 The girl with the great hands. 602 00:39:18,173 --> 00:39:19,967 Terrific hands. 603 00:39:19,967 --> 00:39:21,302 Are you gonna tell me her name? 604 00:39:25,556 --> 00:39:27,141 Eve. 605 00:39:27,141 --> 00:39:29,518 Eve... like your mother. 606 00:39:29,518 --> 00:39:31,312 Eve's not my mother. She's my stepmother. 607 00:39:31,312 --> 00:39:32,855 We're not blood relatives at all. 608 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:40,154 Wait. So, your Eve is that Eve? Your mother? 609 00:39:40,154 --> 00:39:42,740 She's very wise... 610 00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:45,743 ...and soft. 611 00:39:45,743 --> 00:39:48,037 Are you out of your mind? 612 00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:50,122 Do you want to end up in hell or something? 613 00:39:50,122 --> 00:39:52,040 Charlie, I love her. 614 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:56,003 Oscar, Eve is married to your father. 615 00:39:56,003 --> 00:39:59,047 I know, but I sense there's a void there... something missing. 616 00:39:59,047 --> 00:40:01,008 She needs something more in her life. 617 00:40:01,008 --> 00:40:04,553 Oh, and that would be you... her stepson. 618 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:09,766 I mean, hey, I know you're French, and you have, like... 619 00:40:09,766 --> 00:40:13,270 ...a different idea of family relations, but-- 620 00:40:13,270 --> 00:40:17,816 Wait. This means you slept with Diane. 621 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:21,236 I realize that was a mistake. She was wearing Eve's scarf. 622 00:40:21,236 --> 00:40:23,947 It smelled of her perfume. I got confused. 623 00:40:23,947 --> 00:40:26,742 Uh... I mean... 624 00:40:26,742 --> 00:40:31,204 Diane's pretty hot... for that age group. 625 00:40:31,204 --> 00:40:34,207 These look fake. 626 00:40:34,207 --> 00:40:36,168 You really fucked up. 627 00:40:36,168 --> 00:40:39,504 Charlie, help me. I need sideburns. 628 00:40:39,504 --> 00:40:42,507 Well... all right. Let me think. 629 00:41:08,658 --> 00:41:09,993 I know we've talked about it... 630 00:41:09,993 --> 00:41:11,161 ...just being the two of us... 631 00:41:11,161 --> 00:41:13,955 ...but the Shermans love Beethoven, as it turns out. 632 00:41:13,955 --> 00:41:15,790 Is it all right with you if they come with us? 633 00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:20,045 Honey? Did you hear me? 634 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,548 Sure. Fine. 635 00:41:23,548 --> 00:41:25,800 Norm knows the Galea like the back of his hand. 636 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,429 He'll be humming along, like he did with Carmen. 637 00:41:29,429 --> 00:41:30,972 Remember that? 638 00:41:36,978 --> 00:41:39,481 Eve, have you seen my tie? 639 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:42,400 Honey? 640 00:41:44,653 --> 00:41:45,820 Honey, I want the tie... 641 00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,489 ...the Shermans gave me for Christmas. 642 00:41:53,286 --> 00:41:55,914 - Hi. - Hi. 643 00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:00,251 You look nice. 644 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,758 You look, uh, different. 645 00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:08,510 Worse or better? 646 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:11,262 Very handsome. 647 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,097 You're making me nervous. 648 00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:15,141 Relax. I'll be very good tonight. 649 00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:17,060 Just don't let me drink. 650 00:42:22,649 --> 00:42:23,816 He looks over at me, and he goes... 651 00:42:23,816 --> 00:42:26,361 "You know, you have really beautiful eyes." 652 00:42:26,361 --> 00:42:29,739 I go, "Yeah, I know that." 653 00:42:29,739 --> 00:42:32,450 But, you know, we're in a movie theater. 654 00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:34,786 There's no way he could see my eyes. It's dark. 655 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:38,748 So, he goes, "You know what's wrong with the modern woman? 656 00:42:38,748 --> 00:42:40,458 "They're acutely sensitive." 657 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,836 So, Oscar, are you happy at Chauncey? 658 00:42:43,836 --> 00:42:45,421 You already asked me that, dad. 659 00:42:45,421 --> 00:42:48,591 I did? And what did you say? 660 00:42:48,591 --> 00:42:50,385 I said it was OK. 661 00:42:50,385 --> 00:42:52,053 Sometimes you don't listen so good. 662 00:42:52,053 --> 00:42:54,263 So well. Listen so well. 663 00:42:54,263 --> 00:42:56,808 See, you correct, or you add facts... 664 00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:58,059 ...or you give your own little anecdotes... 665 00:42:58,059 --> 00:42:59,644 ...but you don't really absorb the reason... 666 00:42:59,644 --> 00:43:01,437 ...the person is saying the thing that she is. 667 00:43:01,437 --> 00:43:03,606 - She? - Me, I mean. 668 00:43:03,606 --> 00:43:05,483 The reason I'm telling you something. 669 00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:07,527 Hmm, that's interesting. 670 00:43:07,527 --> 00:43:10,571 - And silence, dad. - Silence? 671 00:43:10,571 --> 00:43:12,115 Listen to what it tells you. 672 00:43:12,115 --> 00:43:16,786 Sometimes it's peaceful, sometimes it's a shrill scream. 673 00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:31,801 Honey, this is Bob Spear. 674 00:43:31,801 --> 00:43:33,552 Oh, pleased to meet you. 675 00:43:33,552 --> 00:43:35,137 This is my daughter Miranda. 676 00:43:35,137 --> 00:43:37,223 Oh, how's Chauncey treating you, Miranda? 677 00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:38,391 Good. 678 00:43:38,391 --> 00:43:40,184 - Have a nice holiday. - You, too. 679 00:43:40,184 --> 00:43:41,644 Nice to meet you. 680 00:43:41,644 --> 00:43:42,895 Hello. I'm Stanley Grubman... 681 00:43:42,895 --> 00:43:44,939 ...Oscar's father. 682 00:43:44,939 --> 00:43:47,024 - Oscar Grubman? - He's here. 683 00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:48,317 This is such a coincidence. 684 00:43:48,317 --> 00:43:52,321 We were just talking about you today... about, uh-- 685 00:43:52,321 --> 00:43:55,241 Dad! Dad! 686 00:43:55,241 --> 00:43:56,867 I was just meeting your friend here. 687 00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:58,035 And if you don't mind my saying so... 688 00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,495 ...she is a little firecracker. 689 00:43:59,495 --> 00:44:00,746 I think Eve wants to see you. 690 00:44:00,746 --> 00:44:02,748 She has to give you a pill or something. 691 00:44:02,748 --> 00:44:04,333 What pill? 692 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:05,668 For your condition. 693 00:44:05,668 --> 00:44:07,086 For my cholesterol? 694 00:44:07,086 --> 00:44:09,255 Yes. Yes. Your cholesterol. 695 00:44:09,255 --> 00:44:11,507 I'm sorry. He gets a little confused. 696 00:44:11,507 --> 00:44:14,009 - How are you, Oscar? - Uh, fine. 697 00:44:14,009 --> 00:44:15,928 Happy Thanksgiving. 698 00:44:17,638 --> 00:44:19,640 What are you two talking about? 699 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,600 Colorado. 700 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,353 - What's this about pills? - He's never been to Colorado. 701 00:44:25,938 --> 00:44:28,274 Oscar, you're acting very strangely. 702 00:44:28,274 --> 00:44:29,942 What pills? 703 00:44:29,942 --> 00:44:32,695 Bon soir. Would you like to take something to drink? 704 00:44:32,695 --> 00:44:35,573 May we see a wine list, please? 705 00:44:35,573 --> 00:44:37,199 In fact, forget the wine. 706 00:44:37,199 --> 00:44:39,118 Nobody wants it. 707 00:44:39,118 --> 00:44:41,161 What's this? No wine? 708 00:44:41,161 --> 00:44:42,329 Pardon? 709 00:44:42,329 --> 00:44:44,373 The boy, he says you are not in the mood for wine. 710 00:44:44,373 --> 00:44:45,541 Oscar... 711 00:44:49,753 --> 00:44:51,130 Oscar. 712 00:44:51,130 --> 00:44:53,007 I'm in the mood. 713 00:44:53,007 --> 00:44:54,383 Me too. 714 00:44:54,383 --> 00:44:56,385 Shouldn't we take a break once in a while? 715 00:44:56,385 --> 00:44:57,636 I mean, what are we, dependant? 716 00:44:57,636 --> 00:44:58,971 We can't have a good time without alcohol? 717 00:44:58,971 --> 00:45:01,056 Oscar, you're making it sound as if we have a problem. 718 00:45:04,518 --> 00:45:06,437 Fine. 719 00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:07,938 Wine list, please. 720 00:45:15,237 --> 00:45:17,865 But why Portugal? When people go to Portugal... 721 00:45:17,865 --> 00:45:19,825 ...I always think all the hotel rooms in Spain... 722 00:45:19,825 --> 00:45:20,909 ...must have been booked. 723 00:45:20,909 --> 00:45:22,786 See, to me, Portugal is the one... 724 00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:24,663 ...that's always held the eternal mystery. 725 00:45:26,665 --> 00:45:29,042 Oh... 726 00:45:29,042 --> 00:45:31,295 ...none for me, thanks. 727 00:45:52,316 --> 00:45:54,651 And what do you want, Diane? 728 00:46:00,866 --> 00:46:03,118 Peter says I may have a shot at the English prize... 729 00:46:03,118 --> 00:46:04,745 ...if I read Beowulf properly. 730 00:46:04,745 --> 00:46:06,413 That is, taking into account the times... 731 00:46:06,413 --> 00:46:09,291 ...instead of reading it with a contemporary slant. 732 00:46:09,291 --> 00:46:12,878 You can't discount history, Oscar. 733 00:46:12,878 --> 00:46:15,589 No, you can't. 734 00:46:15,589 --> 00:46:17,299 You can't discount it at all. 735 00:46:19,301 --> 00:46:20,552 The sales representative... 736 00:46:20,552 --> 00:46:23,263 ...this twenty-five-year-old kid who's talking to me... 737 00:46:23,263 --> 00:46:25,307 ...about book jackets for four hours. 738 00:46:25,307 --> 00:46:27,058 I went cross-eyed. 739 00:46:27,058 --> 00:46:29,060 How many pages you got there. Stanley? 740 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,812 Well, I have about 715... 741 00:46:30,812 --> 00:46:31,980 How are you? 742 00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:34,441 I'm good. 743 00:46:34,441 --> 00:46:38,111 No. How are you? 744 00:46:38,111 --> 00:46:40,780 I'm good, Oscar. 745 00:46:40,780 --> 00:46:42,407 It's good to see you. 746 00:46:42,407 --> 00:46:44,117 You, too. 747 00:46:44,117 --> 00:46:47,537 Are you sure you don't have a girlfriend at Chauncey? 748 00:46:47,537 --> 00:46:50,665 I would think they'd be lining up. 749 00:46:50,665 --> 00:46:56,338 Eve... I've been thinking about maybe going premed. 750 00:46:56,338 --> 00:46:58,256 Maybe Columbia. 751 00:46:58,256 --> 00:47:01,676 I'd be in the city, we could meet... 752 00:47:03,178 --> 00:47:06,222 ...to go over my homework... I mean, if you'd be willing. 753 00:47:06,222 --> 00:47:10,977 Well, I'd love to, Oscar, but you love literature. 754 00:47:10,977 --> 00:47:14,105 You're fluent in French. You should be a scholar. 755 00:47:14,105 --> 00:47:15,607 A lot of medicine's in Latin, right? 756 00:47:15,607 --> 00:47:17,609 So, I figure, French, Latin... 757 00:47:17,609 --> 00:47:20,028 ...I'm not doing so badly in biology. 758 00:47:20,028 --> 00:47:21,821 I mean, I know what an isotope is. 759 00:47:21,821 --> 00:47:23,406 But if you went premed... 760 00:47:23,406 --> 00:47:27,535 ...you couldn't get caught up in the poetry of the pericardium. 761 00:47:27,535 --> 00:47:28,995 I would get caught up in the poetry... 762 00:47:28,995 --> 00:47:31,206 ...of the thing itself, like you do. 763 00:47:31,206 --> 00:47:33,750 Don't quote me back to myself. 764 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:36,461 Is the world really waiting for another academic? 765 00:47:36,461 --> 00:47:39,005 ...a new subject. Something I am passionate... 766 00:47:39,005 --> 00:47:41,215 Diane? 767 00:47:41,215 --> 00:47:42,675 Diane, would you pass the bread, please? 768 00:47:42,675 --> 00:47:44,594 Ahem. 769 00:47:50,266 --> 00:47:51,934 Thank you. 770 00:47:51,934 --> 00:47:53,186 Are you coming down with something? 771 00:47:53,186 --> 00:47:54,354 I'm fine. 772 00:47:54,354 --> 00:47:56,439 Are we still playing tennis tomorrow? 773 00:47:56,439 --> 00:47:58,608 Oh, is that tomorrow, tennis? 774 00:47:58,608 --> 00:48:00,651 Don't you think you've had enough? 775 00:48:00,651 --> 00:48:03,237 ...look at some first editions he just bought. 776 00:48:03,237 --> 00:48:05,031 He suspects he's been swindled. 777 00:48:05,031 --> 00:48:07,450 Must you be so uptight... 778 00:48:07,450 --> 00:48:09,410 I'm not saying anything. 779 00:48:09,410 --> 00:48:11,287 You're making me nervous. 780 00:48:11,287 --> 00:48:14,665 OK. Maybe you could go to Norm's in the afternoon. 781 00:48:14,665 --> 00:48:18,795 I could. I could go in the afternoon. 782 00:48:18,795 --> 00:48:20,963 Get your foot out of my crotch, please. 783 00:48:24,342 --> 00:48:26,385 Get your foot out of my crotch, please. 784 00:48:26,385 --> 00:48:29,305 The thing is, I hate tennis. 785 00:48:29,305 --> 00:48:31,098 I have the court booked. 786 00:48:31,098 --> 00:48:33,184 I'll play tennis with you, Eve. I love tennis. 787 00:48:34,685 --> 00:48:35,978 Yes, Oscar's a wonderful sport. 788 00:48:35,978 --> 00:48:37,813 There you go. Oscar'll play with you. 789 00:48:37,813 --> 00:48:40,942 - You will? You don't mind? - Not at all. 790 00:48:40,942 --> 00:48:43,611 Oscar is very gallant. 791 00:48:43,611 --> 00:48:45,112 Oscar has a new girlfriend. 792 00:48:46,489 --> 00:48:48,032 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 793 00:48:48,032 --> 00:48:49,200 It seems last evening... 794 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,662 ...he had quite the late night conversation. 795 00:48:52,662 --> 00:48:54,538 Oh, tell us about it. 796 00:48:54,538 --> 00:48:56,582 Diane, wine is bad for your heart. 797 00:48:59,710 --> 00:49:00,878 I thought wine was good for your heart. 798 00:49:00,878 --> 00:49:03,130 It is, in moderation. 799 00:49:03,130 --> 00:49:05,174 So, who is this girl, Oscar? 800 00:49:05,174 --> 00:49:07,426 She's quite a little number, by the looks of her. 801 00:49:07,426 --> 00:49:10,012 I thought the girls at Chauncey hadn't lived enough. 802 00:49:10,012 --> 00:49:12,348 Can we change the subject, please? 803 00:49:16,435 --> 00:49:18,437 Well, if we're going to change the subject... 804 00:49:18,437 --> 00:49:20,773 ...I'm going to excuse myself for the ladies room. 805 00:49:27,988 --> 00:49:29,114 Excuse me. 806 00:49:33,410 --> 00:49:37,081 I think that's why he's acting so strangely. 807 00:49:38,916 --> 00:49:40,334 What the hell are you doing? 808 00:49:40,334 --> 00:49:42,503 - What do you mean? - What do I mean? 809 00:49:42,503 --> 00:49:44,463 You're drinking. You're making these jokes. 810 00:49:44,463 --> 00:49:45,714 You have your foot in my crotch-- 811 00:49:45,714 --> 00:49:47,383 - Loosen up. - Loosen up? 812 00:49:47,383 --> 00:49:49,593 I asked you not to let them know. 813 00:49:51,428 --> 00:49:53,681 Oh, my! 814 00:49:53,681 --> 00:49:55,599 What is it? 815 00:49:56,934 --> 00:49:58,852 Something very unusual. 816 00:50:03,482 --> 00:50:05,734 No one knows anything. 817 00:50:24,378 --> 00:50:26,839 What is that on your face? 818 00:50:26,839 --> 00:50:28,507 What? 819 00:50:31,093 --> 00:50:34,137 Oh! Aah! Ow! 820 00:50:35,472 --> 00:50:37,975 Do you two have something you'd like to share with us? 821 00:50:37,975 --> 00:50:39,351 What? 822 00:50:45,399 --> 00:50:47,818 Oh, God. 823 00:50:47,818 --> 00:50:49,444 What's going on? 824 00:50:49,444 --> 00:50:50,696 Well? 825 00:50:50,696 --> 00:50:52,739 OK, I think what we're talking about here... 826 00:50:52,739 --> 00:50:54,408 ...is Prufigger's theory of distortion... 827 00:50:54,408 --> 00:50:56,994 ...which states that prismatic effect of a body... 828 00:50:56,994 --> 00:50:58,996 ...reflected on a plane at a certain angle-- 829 00:50:58,996 --> 00:51:00,914 Stanley, what is it? 830 00:51:00,914 --> 00:51:02,416 An illusion-- 831 00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:05,043 Oh, what the hell. We're all adults here. 832 00:51:05,043 --> 00:51:07,045 No, actually, we're not. 833 00:51:07,045 --> 00:51:08,588 Eve... 834 00:51:09,673 --> 00:51:12,634 - Oscar and I-- - Both speak French. 835 00:51:12,634 --> 00:51:17,764 Oscar and I are lovers. 836 00:51:17,764 --> 00:51:19,808 What? 837 00:51:19,808 --> 00:51:21,893 What? Are you drunk? 838 00:51:21,893 --> 00:51:24,980 Oscar, just relax. I saw them in the mirror. 839 00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:28,316 I just hope Miranda Spear didn't see it, too. 840 00:51:28,316 --> 00:51:30,777 Dad, there is no Miranda Spear. 841 00:51:30,777 --> 00:51:32,654 There is no Mir... What are you talking about? 842 00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:33,822 I just shook hands with her father. 843 00:51:33,822 --> 00:51:36,616 When did this happen? Last night? 844 00:51:36,616 --> 00:51:38,410 Mm-hmm. 845 00:51:39,786 --> 00:51:40,954 Stanley-- 846 00:51:40,954 --> 00:51:42,497 Of course, you know, it's not that uncommon. 847 00:51:42,497 --> 00:51:44,666 In ancient Rome, fifty-year-old men... 848 00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:46,418 ...would marry fourteen-year-old girls. 849 00:51:46,418 --> 00:51:48,128 This is not ancient Rome. 850 00:51:48,128 --> 00:51:50,755 I am nowhere near fifty! 851 00:51:50,755 --> 00:51:53,216 Well, it is all very The Graduate. 852 00:51:53,216 --> 00:51:55,719 Except that Oscar hasn't graduated. 853 00:52:14,863 --> 00:52:16,823 There. 854 00:52:16,823 --> 00:52:18,324 Thanks. 855 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,703 So, you coming to bed soon? 856 00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:25,999 Uh, in a while. I just have to finish these chapter notes. 857 00:52:25,999 --> 00:52:27,917 Good night, sweetheart. 858 00:52:46,269 --> 00:52:48,479 I just don't see why you're so upset. 859 00:52:48,479 --> 00:52:51,065 I'm entrusted with his welfare, Diane. 860 00:52:51,065 --> 00:52:54,652 I mean, can you imagine if Oscar's mother found out? 861 00:52:54,652 --> 00:52:56,279 She's French, isn't she? 862 00:52:56,279 --> 00:52:59,699 They're not all like that, OK? 863 00:52:59,699 --> 00:53:01,367 You're taking advantage of him. 864 00:53:01,367 --> 00:53:03,244 Oh, bullshit, Eve. 865 00:53:03,244 --> 00:53:05,622 Oscar's a smart kid. 866 00:53:05,622 --> 00:53:07,457 Now, there are some forty-year-old men... 867 00:53:07,457 --> 00:53:08,750 ...of whom I am taking advantage. 868 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:11,544 Am I overreacting? He's fifteen! 869 00:53:11,544 --> 00:53:15,423 Well, you and I were hardly innocent when we were fifteen. 870 00:53:15,423 --> 00:53:17,383 Who went to the Jefferson Airplane concert... 871 00:53:17,383 --> 00:53:19,761 ...and pulled down their tube top and-- 872 00:53:19,761 --> 00:53:21,721 That's different, OK? 873 00:53:21,721 --> 00:53:24,515 All right, that's different. 874 00:53:24,515 --> 00:53:28,227 I know why you're upset. 875 00:53:28,227 --> 00:53:31,022 You're upset because you know that deep down inside... 876 00:53:31,022 --> 00:53:32,899 ...if our situations were reversed... 877 00:53:32,899 --> 00:53:35,109 ...you would have done the exact same thing. 878 00:53:35,109 --> 00:53:37,445 - Don't be ridiculous. - You would have. 879 00:53:37,445 --> 00:53:40,781 With a fifteen-year-old? Not on your life. 880 00:53:40,781 --> 00:53:42,116 Not just a fifteen-year-old. 881 00:53:42,116 --> 00:53:46,204 A smart, sweet, passionate person. 882 00:53:46,204 --> 00:53:49,040 You're not the only one with something missing. 883 00:53:51,209 --> 00:53:54,629 Samantha Steadman gave Oscar her phone number. 884 00:53:54,629 --> 00:53:57,423 And you let her? 885 00:53:57,423 --> 00:53:59,383 He can take care of himself. 886 00:53:59,383 --> 00:54:01,802 I'm not his mother. Neither are you. 887 00:54:01,802 --> 00:54:03,596 What is wrong with your friends? 888 00:54:03,596 --> 00:54:05,348 - Nothing. - Jesus. 889 00:54:05,348 --> 00:54:08,851 And if you hadn't met somebody in a really long time... 890 00:54:08,851 --> 00:54:11,103 ...who was very excited about life... 891 00:54:11,103 --> 00:54:13,898 ...you would consider a fifteen-year-old. 892 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:02,237 Love-thirty. 893 00:55:02,237 --> 00:55:05,366 Or, zero-thirty. 894 00:55:05,366 --> 00:55:08,661 As if you know what love means. 895 00:55:08,661 --> 00:55:10,996 Comes from the French word for egg. 896 00:55:10,996 --> 00:55:12,414 L'oeuf. 897 00:55:12,414 --> 00:55:15,334 Eve... 898 00:55:15,334 --> 00:55:17,378 ...I know how it must look. 899 00:55:17,378 --> 00:55:22,383 I understand how misled you must feel. 900 00:55:22,383 --> 00:55:25,094 I spoke of poetic thoughts... 901 00:55:25,094 --> 00:55:27,763 ...of love and livers... 902 00:55:27,763 --> 00:55:30,516 ...merely hours after having cheap, meaningless... 903 00:55:30,516 --> 00:55:33,143 ...sexual intercourse with your best friend. 904 00:55:33,143 --> 00:55:34,311 No. 905 00:55:34,311 --> 00:55:36,396 That's fifteen-thirty, right? 906 00:55:36,396 --> 00:55:38,690 Serve! 907 00:55:40,442 --> 00:55:43,362 Eve... 908 00:55:43,362 --> 00:55:47,533 ...sometimes the natural call of man... 909 00:55:47,533 --> 00:55:50,327 ...is just too strong to... No. Ugh. 910 00:55:50,327 --> 00:55:53,622 So that's fifteen-forty, right? 911 00:55:53,622 --> 00:55:57,042 A ratio you seem particularly fond of. 912 00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:04,675 And, yes, Eve, true passion does still exist... 913 00:56:04,675 --> 00:56:06,343 ...and I know this... 914 00:56:06,343 --> 00:56:10,138 ...because I'm a man who feels true passion. 915 00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:32,702 I think you'll be fine. 916 00:56:37,707 --> 00:56:39,209 If you're gonna mess with... 917 00:56:39,209 --> 00:56:40,794 ...the stuff of Greek tragedies. Oscar... 918 00:56:40,794 --> 00:56:42,879 ...you're gonna have to be prepared for the fallout. 919 00:56:42,879 --> 00:56:45,132 Charlie, help me. 920 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:49,427 OK, let's look at this rationally. 921 00:56:49,427 --> 00:56:53,181 If you had met Eve in, say, a coffee shop... 922 00:56:53,181 --> 00:56:55,225 ...would you still be attracted to her? 923 00:56:55,225 --> 00:56:57,727 I mean, it's not just 'cause she's your mother, is it? 924 00:56:57,727 --> 00:57:00,313 She's not my mother. Stop saying that. 925 00:57:02,274 --> 00:57:06,027 OK, look, maybe it's not your fault. 926 00:57:06,027 --> 00:57:08,613 Since your father's been married to another woman... 927 00:57:08,613 --> 00:57:11,408 ...in the eyes of the church, he's a polygamist. 928 00:57:11,408 --> 00:57:14,494 So maybe you're just genetically predisposed... 929 00:57:14,494 --> 00:57:17,998 ...that is, programmed to repeat the mistakes... 930 00:57:17,998 --> 00:57:20,125 ...or sins of your biological-- 931 00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:22,669 Shut up, Charlie. 932 00:57:26,673 --> 00:57:28,174 You kids having fun? 933 00:57:28,174 --> 00:57:30,009 Do you want some cookies or anything? 934 00:57:30,009 --> 00:57:31,678 No, ma, we're fine. 935 00:57:31,678 --> 00:57:34,889 My, Oscar, I can't believe how big you've gotten. 936 00:57:34,889 --> 00:57:37,058 Yeah, I guess I hit quite a spurt there. 937 00:57:37,058 --> 00:57:39,227 All right, yeah, uh... 938 00:57:39,227 --> 00:57:42,647 All right, ma, thanks. And I'll, uh, see you later. 939 00:57:44,149 --> 00:57:45,984 Stick to your own mom, will you? 940 00:58:03,501 --> 00:58:06,170 Hey, Jimmy. 941 00:58:06,170 --> 00:58:08,423 What's on your mind, Tadpole? 942 00:58:08,423 --> 00:58:12,135 Nobody calls me that anymore, Jimmy. 943 00:58:12,135 --> 00:58:13,553 What do they call you now? 944 00:58:13,553 --> 00:58:15,221 Stupid. 945 00:58:17,348 --> 00:58:20,184 Everything's messed up. 946 00:58:20,184 --> 00:58:25,440 Well, what's the trouble, Tadp... uh, Stupid? 947 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:28,901 Women, I guess. 948 00:58:28,901 --> 00:58:30,903 Not girls? 949 00:58:30,903 --> 00:58:34,198 No, they're definitely women. 950 00:58:35,908 --> 00:58:38,369 No women... 951 00:58:38,369 --> 00:58:40,121 ...no cry. 952 00:58:42,707 --> 00:58:44,667 Thanks for that, Jimmy. 953 00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:26,584 I made you a sandwich. 954 00:59:26,584 --> 00:59:28,294 Thanks. 955 00:59:32,089 --> 00:59:33,632 Grilled cheese... my favorite. 956 00:59:35,384 --> 00:59:36,677 I know. 957 00:59:38,345 --> 00:59:41,849 Good thing it's something I can actually cook. 958 00:59:41,849 --> 00:59:44,727 Dad always burns them. 959 00:59:44,727 --> 00:59:47,396 He won't use teflon. 960 00:59:47,396 --> 00:59:49,523 Well, he's a traditionalist. 961 00:59:52,026 --> 00:59:57,907 These, uh, teflon make replacement heart valves, right? 962 00:59:57,907 --> 01:00:00,910 You know way too much for a fifteen-year-old. 963 01:00:00,910 --> 01:00:03,245 Nothing worth knowing. 964 01:00:03,245 --> 01:00:06,999 That's not true, Oscar... plenty worth knowing. 965 01:00:10,961 --> 01:00:12,713 You know... 966 01:00:15,215 --> 01:00:17,551 ...with Diane... 967 01:00:17,551 --> 01:00:22,765 Oscar, I've already decided it's really none of my business. 968 01:00:22,765 --> 01:00:24,767 You are old enough to make your own decisions. 969 01:00:24,767 --> 01:00:26,393 I want to explain. 970 01:00:28,228 --> 01:00:31,315 With Diane, well... 971 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,402 ...it was teflon sex. 972 01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:36,737 Pardon me? 973 01:00:36,737 --> 01:00:39,073 She was doing this thing to my back... pressing. 974 01:00:39,073 --> 01:00:41,241 And I was drunk, she's a chiropractor... 975 01:00:41,241 --> 01:00:43,118 - ...that kind of thing. - That kind of thing. 976 01:00:43,118 --> 01:00:46,955 Hormones racing out of control or pheromones. 977 01:00:46,955 --> 01:00:48,582 I'm not that kind of a person. 978 01:00:51,293 --> 01:00:53,754 You told me once that it could be years... 979 01:00:53,754 --> 01:00:55,589 ...before anyone really understood... 980 01:00:55,589 --> 01:00:56,965 ...what the hell I was talking about... 981 01:00:56,965 --> 01:00:59,843 ...but that the day would come... 982 01:00:59,843 --> 01:01:01,678 ...when everyone caught up to me. 983 01:01:01,678 --> 01:01:05,182 And while I knew that maybe you were just being kind... 984 01:01:05,182 --> 01:01:06,934 ...I knew one thing. 985 01:01:09,019 --> 01:01:10,687 That I love... 986 01:01:12,731 --> 01:01:15,359 ...things. 987 01:01:15,359 --> 01:01:18,362 - And, and, uh-- - It's OK. 988 01:01:18,362 --> 01:01:20,030 And there was Diane... 989 01:01:20,030 --> 01:01:21,698 ...and she was... 990 01:01:24,117 --> 01:01:25,952 ...wearing your scarf. 991 01:01:47,724 --> 01:01:51,228 I better do the dishes. 992 01:04:09,949 --> 01:04:13,160 Well, I lost big-time. 993 01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:16,706 Look at you. You're a good boy, Oscar. 994 01:04:16,706 --> 01:04:18,416 Where's Eve? 995 01:04:18,416 --> 01:04:20,293 How should I know? 996 01:04:20,293 --> 01:04:22,503 In bed, probably. 997 01:04:23,963 --> 01:04:25,131 Probably. 998 01:04:27,216 --> 01:04:29,719 That Professor Tisch, I think he's a cheat. 999 01:04:29,719 --> 01:04:33,264 I bet he palms off the bottom of the deck. 1000 01:04:44,650 --> 01:04:45,818 Oscar, have you noticed... 1001 01:04:45,818 --> 01:04:49,363 ...anything different about Eve this weekend? 1002 01:04:53,993 --> 01:04:57,413 Different? Like what? 1003 01:04:57,413 --> 01:05:01,208 I don't know, for the last few months... 1004 01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:04,545 ...she's been going to bed earlier. 1005 01:05:04,545 --> 01:05:07,089 Maybe she's just tired, or... 1006 01:05:10,092 --> 01:05:11,969 Or what? 1007 01:05:13,762 --> 01:05:15,681 I don't know what. 1008 01:05:15,681 --> 01:05:17,433 Maybe I'm missing something. 1009 01:05:17,433 --> 01:05:20,102 I thought about what you said last night. 1010 01:05:20,102 --> 01:05:23,314 Maybe I haven't been listening too well. 1011 01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:29,403 Then again, maybe I'm just imagining things. 1012 01:05:50,215 --> 01:05:56,221 # Tom, get your plane right on time 1013 01:05:56,221 --> 01:06:02,686 # I know your part'll go fine 1014 01:06:02,686 --> 01:06:08,775 # Fly down to Mexico 1015 01:06:08,775 --> 01:06:14,948 # Do-n-do-n-do-n-do and here I am 1016 01:06:14,948 --> 01:06:19,620 # The only living boy in New York 1017 01:06:22,831 --> 01:06:27,669 # I get the news I need on the weather report 1018 01:06:27,669 --> 01:06:33,634 # I can gather all the news # I need on the weather report 1019 01:06:35,385 --> 01:06:42,309 # Hey, I got nothing to do today but smile 1020 01:06:42,309 --> 01:06:47,522 # Do-n-do-n-do-n-do and here I am 1021 01:06:47,522 --> 01:06:52,152 # The only living boy in New York 1022 01:06:55,363 --> 01:06:59,159 # Half of the time we're gone # But we don't know where 1023 01:06:59,159 --> 01:07:02,954 # And we don't know when 1024 01:07:02,954 --> 01:07:13,173 # Ahh # 1025 01:07:15,675 --> 01:07:18,136 I'll get your ticket. I'll be right back. 1026 01:07:25,685 --> 01:07:28,313 You have a loose button. 1027 01:07:30,190 --> 01:07:33,193 I'd sew it for you, but I don't sew. 1028 01:07:33,193 --> 01:07:35,111 I know. 1029 01:07:35,111 --> 01:07:39,658 I'm not a very good mother... step-mother. 1030 01:07:39,658 --> 01:07:42,661 Who says they have to cook and sew? 1031 01:07:42,661 --> 01:07:46,289 Anyway, you know how to monitor... 1032 01:07:46,289 --> 01:07:48,666 ...cardiac myocytes... that's enough. 1033 01:07:56,049 --> 01:07:58,635 How's your liver? 1034 01:07:58,718 --> 01:08:00,553 Hurts. 1035 01:08:00,553 --> 01:08:02,055 Broken? 1036 01:08:02,055 --> 01:08:04,849 No. 1037 01:08:04,849 --> 01:08:08,436 I love your father very much. 1038 01:08:08,436 --> 01:08:11,439 Me, too. 1039 01:08:13,233 --> 01:08:16,402 So, see you back here in about three weeks? 1040 01:08:18,154 --> 01:08:20,114 You two look very serious. 1041 01:08:20,114 --> 01:08:22,450 We're talking about Christmas. 1042 01:08:22,450 --> 01:08:25,161 Oscar's going to his mother's in France. 1043 01:08:25,161 --> 01:08:26,829 He is? 1044 01:08:26,829 --> 01:08:31,334 We're going to Portugal, just the two of us. 1045 01:08:31,334 --> 01:08:34,087 - We are? - If you want. 1046 01:08:34,087 --> 01:08:35,254 Hey. 1047 01:08:37,674 --> 01:08:39,384 Bye, sweetie. 1048 01:09:09,664 --> 01:09:11,082 Here. 1049 01:09:11,082 --> 01:09:14,001 Thanks, Oscar. 1050 01:09:14,001 --> 01:09:15,711 You're welcome. 1051 01:09:15,711 --> 01:09:17,338 See you at school. 1052 01:09:17,338 --> 01:09:19,674 OK. 1053 01:09:19,674 --> 01:09:21,842 "If we don't find anything pleasant... 1054 01:09:21,842 --> 01:09:24,971 "...at least we shall find something new." 1055 01:09:24,971 --> 01:09:27,932 What's that? 1056 01:09:27,932 --> 01:09:30,434 Voltaire. 1057 01:09:31,686 --> 01:09:33,271 Oh, right. 1058 01:09:36,190 --> 01:09:38,025 See you at school. 1059 01:09:47,243 --> 01:09:49,245 She is so hot for you. 1060 01:09:50,871 --> 01:09:52,832 She smells nice. 1061 01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:56,502 She what? 1062 01:09:58,796 --> 01:10:02,508 # Still don't know what I was waiting for 1063 01:10:02,508 --> 01:10:05,803 # And my time was running wild 1064 01:10:05,803 --> 01:10:07,888 So, what happened with Eve? 1065 01:10:07,888 --> 01:10:11,225 # Every time I thought I'd got it made 1066 01:10:11,225 --> 01:10:14,311 Come on, talk to me, Grubber. 1067 01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:18,649 # So I turned myself to face me 1068 01:10:18,649 --> 01:10:23,904 Well, it wasn't as important as I thought it was. 1069 01:10:23,904 --> 01:10:27,575 # Of how the others must see the faker 1070 01:10:27,575 --> 01:10:31,453 # I'm much too fast to take that test 1071 01:10:31,453 --> 01:10:33,622 # Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes 1072 01:10:33,622 --> 01:10:36,041 # Turn and face the strain 1073 01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:38,585 # Ch-ch-ch-changes 1074 01:10:38,585 --> 01:10:41,046 # Don't want to be a richer man 1075 01:10:41,046 --> 01:10:42,923 # Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes 1076 01:10:42,923 --> 01:10:45,426 # Turn and face the strain 1077 01:10:45,426 --> 01:10:47,761 # Ch-ch-ch-changes 1078 01:10:47,761 --> 01:10:50,347 # Just gonna have to be a different man 1079 01:10:50,347 --> 01:10:53,267 # Time may change me 1080 01:10:53,267 --> 01:10:57,020 # But I can't trace time 1081 01:11:02,151 --> 01:11:04,069 # Ooh, yeah 1082 01:11:07,698 --> 01:11:11,535 # I watch the ripples change their size 1083 01:11:11,535 --> 01:11:15,789 # But never leave the stream of warm impermanence 1084 01:11:15,789 --> 01:11:19,751 # And so the days float through my eyes 1085 01:11:19,751 --> 01:11:24,047 # But still the days seem the same 1086 01:11:24,047 --> 01:11:28,218 # And these children that you spit on 1087 01:11:28,218 --> 01:11:32,556 # As they try to change their worlds 1088 01:11:32,556 --> 01:11:36,810 # Are immune to your consultations 1089 01:11:36,810 --> 01:11:39,896 # They're quite aware # Of what they're going through 1090 01:11:39,896 --> 01:11:41,982 # Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes 1091 01:11:41,982 --> 01:11:44,318 # Turn and face the strain 1092 01:11:44,318 --> 01:11:46,320 # Ch-ch-changes 1093 01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:49,364 # Don't tell them to grow up and out of it 1094 01:11:49,364 --> 01:11:51,450 # Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes 1095 01:11:51,450 --> 01:11:53,744 # Turn and face the strain 1096 01:11:53,744 --> 01:11:55,370 # Ch-ch-changes 1097 01:11:55,370 --> 01:11:56,538 # Where's your shame? 1098 01:11:56,538 --> 01:11:58,665 # You've left us up to our necks in it 1099 01:11:58,749 --> 01:12:01,501 # Time may change me 1100 01:12:01,501 --> 01:12:05,505 # But you can't trace time 1101 01:12:05,505 --> 01:12:11,553 # Strange fascination, fascinating me 1102 01:12:13,346 --> 01:12:20,437 # Aw, changes are taking the pace I'm going through 1103 01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:22,314 # Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes 1104 01:12:22,314 --> 01:12:24,691 # Turn and face the strain 1105 01:12:24,691 --> 01:12:26,526 # Ch-ch-changes 1106 01:12:26,526 --> 01:12:29,404 # Ooh, look out you rock 'n rollers 1107 01:12:29,404 --> 01:12:31,698 # Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes 1108 01:12:31,698 --> 01:12:33,992 # Turn and face the strain 1109 01:12:33,992 --> 01:12:35,869 # Ch-ch-changes 1110 01:12:35,869 --> 01:12:38,538 # Pretty soon now you're gonna get a little older 1111 01:12:38,538 --> 01:12:41,666 # Time may change me 1112 01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:44,419 # But I can't trace time 1113 01:12:44,419 --> 01:12:47,714 # I said that time may change me 1114 01:12:47,714 --> 01:12:53,970 # But I can't trace time #