出品 电影院 NX 公司和马恩岛影业
联合出品 娱乐影业发行有限公司
制作 魔力光制片
玛他多影业
4号影院和雷金特资本
我给 我给 我给过
主演 比尔·奈伊
艾米丽·布朗特
鲁珀特·格林特
《狂野目标》
我飞 我飞 我飞过
艾琳·阿特金斯
马丁·弗里曼
你好 Hello?
事情已经解决 The matter has been dealt with.
47号 47?
格雷高尔·费舍
盖奥夫·贝尔罗瑞·金尼尔
事前一半 事成一半 Half now, half later.
为什么他们总这么干 Why do they always have to do that?
鲁珀特·埃弗雷特
你叫什么名字
我叫皮埃尔·贝特朗
我32岁
我是个邮差
现在把这句话完整地说一遍 你来试试
我的名字叫维克多·梅纳德 My name is Victor Maynard.
我54岁 我是一名职业杀手 I am 54 years old, and I work as a professional killer.
哈顿花园 (伦敦著名的钻石一条街)
我爱你 闭嘴 I love you! Shut up.
你是谁 Who the hell are you?
我的名字叫维克多·梅纳德 Je m'appelle Victor Maynard.
我54岁 是一名职业杀手 J'ai cinquantequatre ans etje travaille comme assassin.
想喝点咖啡吗 Tu veux un peu de cafe?
维克多·梅纳德 Victor Maynard.
我爱你 I love you!
你好 Hello.
我们去哪儿 Where are we going?
不是我吹的 That wasn't me.
我爱你 维克多·梅纳德 I love you, Victor Maynard!
维克多·梅纳德 我爱你 Victor Maynard, I love you.
真见鬼 Oh, the fucker.
维克多·梅纳德 Victor Maynard!
回忆路养老院
知道吗 我在什么地方读到过 You know, I read somewhere that men who live too long
跟母亲住在一起太久的男人 会有同性恋倾向 with their mothers tend toward the homosexual.
真的 Really?
你跟我一起住了很久 You and I lived together for a long time.
是的 Yes, we did.
你没有这个倾向吧 维克多 You don't... tend, do you, Victor?
我想没有 妈妈 I don't think so, mother.
那问题出在哪呢 Then what's the problem?
我实在不能待太久 妈妈 I actually can't stay much longer.
我收到你从巴黎寄来的明信片了 还有剪报 I got your card from Paris with the clipping.
在大街上隔着40码的距离 装着消音器 Forty yards, in the street, with a silencer.
干得非常漂亮 你父亲会为你骄傲的 Very dexterous. Your father would've been proud.
开拓了国际市场什么的 Opening up the international side ofthings like that.
好吧 我很快会给您打电话的 Well, I'll call in again soon.
等等 你快过生日了 Wait. There's your birthday.
还没到呢 But that's not until...
女子在本地电影院被绞杀
您不必这么费心的 Youyou shouldn't have.
全都在这 They're all there.
从第一件开始"手风琴家之死" Right from the first, "Death of an accordionist."
后面还有足够的空白页 Plenty of blank pages at the end, too.
既是事业 也是遗产 Quite a career. Quite a legacy.
暗杀
你快55岁了 维克多 You're going to be 55, Victor.
我知道 I know.
你出生时 你父亲就是这个年纪 The age your father was when you were born.
是的 Indeed.
我又开始织毛衣了 I've taken up knitting.
蓝色是给男孩的 Blue for a boy.
至少 我可以希望一下 We can hope, at least.
再见 妈妈 Goodbye, mother.
必须得有人继承家族生意 Someone has to carry on the family business.
这门手艺可不能失传了 These skills mustn't be lost.
我也给您带了样礼物 I've brought you a present, too.
他叫罗杰 鹦鹉罗杰 His name's Roger. Roger the parrot.
哦 谢谢 Ah, merci.
嗯 嗯 Mm! Mm! Mm.
我特别喜欢勃垦第葡萄酒 J'aime particulièrement les vins de Bourgogne.
你呢 Et vous?
来吧 Come in
逆行 走错路啦 傻瓜 Wrong side ofthe road! Wrong way! Idiot!
我要展示给你看 I've got to show, show, show you
来到我的床上 Come into my bed
让我了解你 I've got to know, know, know you
我梦到了杀人鲸和猫头鹰 I have dreams of orca whales and owls
我惊恐地醒过来 But I wake up in fear
你永远不会成为我的 You will never be my
永远不会成为 You will never be my fool
不会成为我的傻瓜 Will never be my fool
国家艺术馆脚踏车禁行
眼前朦朦胧胧 Floaters in my eyes
我在一家旅馆的房间醒来 Wake up in a hotel room
香烟与谎言 Cigarettes and lies
我是个孩子 这对我来说太早了 I am a child, it's too soon
我梦到了杀人鲸和猫头鹰 I have dreams of orca whales and owls
我惊恐地醒过来 But I wake up in fear
你永远不会成为我的 You will never be my
你永远不会成为我的 You will never be my fool
成为我的傻瓜 Will never be my fool
来点 嗯嗯 来点 呜呜 A little bag of mmmm, a little bag of mmmm
是哪个女孩穿着我的裙子 So who's the girl wearing my dress?
我想起了她的电话号码 I figured out her number
古画修复部
写在了一张纸巾上 Inside a paper napkin
但我不知道她的住址 我走下楼梯 But I don't know her address, I wade downstairs...
嘿 Hey!
噢 Oh!
萝丝 Rose...
你弄到了吗 Have you got it?
我很担心 I'm worried.
我不想这么干 I don't want to do this.
我们讲好了的 是的 我知道 We agreed. Yes, I know.
但是 But?
萝丝 你必须对我发誓 Rose, I need you to absolutely swear to me,
保证画不会有任何闪失 that nothing bad will happen to the painting.
杰瑞 我发誓 Gerry... I swear.
你知道你这样做让我很高兴 You know that by doing this, you're making me very happy.
是的 Yeah.
如果这还不够 那再想想钱吧 And ifthat's not enough, then just think ofthe money.
你怎么想 杰瑞 Are you thinking, Gerry? Hmm?
好吗 Yeah.
那好吧 Okay. Great.
天哪 这太美了 Oh, my God. It's really, really beautiful.
复制品在哪 Where's the copy?
这就是复制品 That is the copy.
这个才是真迹 Here's the original.
还没干透呢 Still wet.
别搞混了 Don't get them mixed up.
(电视新闻)国内方面 文化传媒与体育大臣 At home, the Minister for Culture, Media
对伦勃朗(17世纪荷兰绘画大师)的自画像 and Sport described as"deeply disappointing"
昨天被俄罗斯买家买走 表达了深深的失望 the sale to a private Russian buyer yesterday of a Rembrandt selfportrait
这幅画作自从1956年就一直在国家美术馆展出 that had been on loan to the National Gallery since 1956.
她说这幅画是不可替代的无价之宝 She said the painting was an irreplaceable treasure,
但是该美术馆在竞拍时 未能超过海外买家的出价 but the Gallery had simply not been able to match the overseas bid.
我们讲好是90万的 We agreed on 900.
90万 不然我就自己留着了 900, 000 or I keep it.
好吧 这可是你说的 我自己留着了 All right, fine, you asked for it. I'm keeping it.
嘿 别急 别急 Hey, calm down. Calm down.
我只是开个玩笑 I was joking. Ooh.
完美无缺 弗格森先生 Perfect, Mr. Ferguson.
毫无瑕疵 without any question.
绝无疑问 without a shadow of a doubt.
我跟你说什么来着 What did I tell you?
真是美妙绝伦 It's breathtaking.
我真是难以想象 你是怎么弄到它的 I can't imagine how you came to have it.
你必须想象 因为我不会告诉你的 Well, you'll have to 'cause I'm not going to tell you.
我们也许不知道手段 但是我们绝对知道动机 We may not know how, but we certainly know why.
巴尼 给她现金 Barney, the cash.
80万英镑 800, 000 pounds.
我们讲好是90万的 We agreed 9.
不对 是80万 90万 We said 8. We said 9.
80万 90万 8. 9.
80万 8.
好吧 那就90万 All right, 9.
90万 否则我就自己留着了 900, 000, or I'm keeping it.
什么 好吧 我不卖了 What? All right, I'll keep it.
我刚答应了 90万啊 放回去 Hey, I just said yes to 9. Put it back.
100万 One million.
你疯了吧 那好 我自己留着了 You're out ofyour mind. All right, I'll keep it.
站住 Stop!
亲爱的 我不是黑社会 My dear, I'm not a gangster.
可我要是连这点事都摆不平 我在房地产业这20年也就白混了 But I was in real estate for 20 years. I stop at nothing.
冷静 Calm down.
我只是开个玩笑 I was joking.
我们带的现金够吗 够 Have that much cash with us? Yes, captain.
现在 这件珍宝 So now... this jewel...
一个男人与他自己的最无畏的 the ultimate record of one man's fearless conversation
最发人深省的终极对话记录 归我了 with his most profound self, stays with me.
而泽科瓦先生将会带着一幅高水平的赝品回家 And Mr. Zhirkova goes home with a very good fake.
他还是会很开心 反正他也看不出两者的区别 Which he'll enjoy just as much 'cause he actually can't tell the difference.
可是我能 我用鼻子闻就能闻出来 But I can. Got a nose for this kind ofthing.
您鼻子上 啊 You've got a. Huh?
有点 On your...
他胡扯什么呢 What's he talking about?
这是赝品 It's a fake.
不可能 It can't be!
这是赝品 It's a fake!
哦 是的 Oh, yes.
看这里的黄颜色 你就能 Look at the yellow here, and you'll
她使了掉包计 She switched it.
别说了 You don't say.
三 二 一 Trois, deux, un...
你有个新客户 You have a new client.
完璧归赵 Look, there's not a mark on it.
你知道我惹了多大麻烦吗 Do you know how much trouble I could get into?
是啊 大概这么大吧 Yep, about this much.
萝丝 什么 Rose... What?
别玩得太过了 Don't push your luck too far.
我能出什么事呢 What could happen to me?
他用陷阱套住了我 He got me with a hook.
贝斯的重低音 Those big bass notes.
在我胸中震动 Thunder in my chest.
卡在我的喉咙 Mm, stuck in my throat.
拉我陷入 Pulling me down.
就如地下的轰隆声 Like a rumble in the ground.
从深处传来 Crawls up from the depths.
重重的声音 with a deep down sound.
看看这个男人 Watch that man.
看他手里拿着什么 See what's in his hands.
面色凝重 Got no joy.
更衣室
也是个坏男孩 He's a big bad boy.
一颗炸弹 孤独的身影 Big bomb body. Lonely neck.
我发誓 那个女人 Swear it was a woman.
引起了他的注意 That he had in his grip.
惊鸿一瞥 Big vibrations, yeah.
巨大的震颤 Just one glance.
他要让我疯狂 He's gonna blow my mind.
他让我充满想要更多 更多 He's gonna make me wanna, make me wanna, oh!
约翰尼 砰砰 约翰尼 邦 也让我充满想要更多 更多 Johnny got a boom boom. Johnny got a bam...
她真是无法无天了 She's completely out of control.
嗨 甜心 嗨 Hi! Hello, sweetheart.
我换件衣服 请便 Just gonna change, all right? Be my guest.
我知道 就是好绝望啊 I know. Just so hopeless...
看到什么喜欢的了吗 什么 See anything you like? Sorry?
想喝点什么 Oh, um... A drink? Yeah...
呃 Uh... well...
回见 甜心 回见 Bye, sweetheart! Bye. Oh...
约翰尼 砰砰 约翰尼 邦 Johnny got a boom boom. Johnny got a bam.
总算是 At last.
该死 Shit.
你好 All right? Mmhm.
27号房间 Room 27.
我知道 我记得 I know. I remembered.
你没有留言 You've got no messages.
我求之不得 独身主义者 That's the way I like it. Solitary type, huh?
如果你改变主意的话 Well, there's a buzzer by the side of the bed
床边有个按铃 if you, uh, change your mind...
你还等什么 What do you weigh?
好极了 Yes.
不 No.
你简直是罪不可赦 维克多 You've committed the ultimate sin, Victor.
妈妈 别叫我妈妈 Mother... Oh, don't"mother" me.
你必须重新赢得你客户的信任 You must win back your employer's trust.
你的声誉都系于此了 还有家族的声誉 Your reputation depends on it. The family reputation.
是的 妈妈 Yes, mother.
他们现在可能已经找了个能与你匹敌的人 They'll have hired a competitor by now.
一个比你更优秀 更年轻的人 Someone better or younger than you.
我想您说得对 I suppose that's right.
那您说我该怎么做 So what do you think I should do?
只有一个办法 Well, there's only one thing you can do
向客户道歉 告诉他 你免费为他做这一单 apologize to the client, tell him you'll do the hit for free,
杀了她 再把钱退还给客户 Kill her and return the money.
上车 你杀了他 Get in the car. You killed him!
我别无选择 他要杀了你 I had to. He was going to kill you.
哦 好吧 上车 钥匙 Oh, okay. Get in the car. Keys.
快点 Quickly!
真不敢相信有人要杀我 I can't believe they hired someone to kill me.
我这是在干什么 What am I doing? What am I doing?
你说呢 快开车 You tell me! Start the car!
别动 Freeze.
巴尼 巴尼 Barney? Barney!
你可别告诉我 Don't tell me.
下车 马上 Out. Now.
不许动 Stop!
面朝墙 你们俩都是 Face the wall. Both of you.
天哪 我干了什么啊 Oh, my God. What have I done?
你是谁 Who are you?
你是谁 Who are you? !
你们俩不认识 You don't know each other?
我是洗车的 我捡到了他的枪 I was cleaning cars. I picked up his gun!
我从来没碰过枪 I've never even touched a gun before.
你刚才想杀了他 还有 You were going to shoot him, him and...
哦 天哪 她该不会是 Oh my God, is she
她没事 她只是晕倒了 你说你从来没开过枪 She's fine. She fainted. You've never fired a gun before?
把枪给我吧 Well, just give it to me now.
别给他 为什么 Don't. Why?
他会打死你的 我不会的 He'll shoot you. I will not.
你救了我的命 我干嘛要打死你 You saved my life. Why would I shoot you?
别给他 Don't.
那就放在他够不到的地方吧 Just lay it down then where he can't get it.
免得有人受伤 Before someone gets hurt.
抱歉 我还是给他吧 他系着领带呢 Sorry, I'm going to give it to him. He's got a tie on.
还有 我没开枪打他 所以 他不是很生我的气 Plus I didn't shoot him, so he's not so pissed offwith me.
我也没生你的气 真的 I'm not pissed offwith you. Honestly.
好孩子 这就对了 干得好 Good boy. Well done. Well done.
我跟你说什么来着 Told you.
知道吗 作为一个新手 你刚才那一枪打得真不错 You know, that was a pretty good shot for a novice.
你没有打死他 不过 我不想打死他 You didn't kill him, but. Didn't wanna kill him!
当然 你不想 当然不想 Well no, no, of course not.
我害怕极了 现在还在发抖 I mean... I'm really upset about it. Shaking...
这是完全可以理解的 Well, that's very understandable.
开枪时我倒觉得很冷静 Do you know what, when I did it, I was completely calm about it.
就像是我拥有全世界所有的时间 哈 It was like I had all the time in the world... Ha.
请稍等 Excuse me.
哦 天哪 Oh! God...
出了什么事 他没死 What happened? He's not dead.
我开枪打了他 我迫不得已 他要打死你们 I shot him. I had to, he was gonna
这孩子别无选择 现在我们得把他弄到一边去 The boy had no choice. Now we need to get him out of sight.
你们要杀死他吗 不 我们当然不会杀他的 Are you gonna kill him? No. Of course not.
可你杀了另一个 我们不会杀他的 You killed the other one. We're not gonna kill him.
我们必须杀了他 什么 We have to kill him. What?
他看见我们了 如果我们放他走 死的就会是我们 He's seen us. Ifwe let him go, we're as good as dead.
我们就不能报警吗 Can't we just go the police?
警察对付不了他这类人 The police can't protect you from people like this.
我们别无选择 我们用动静小的方法 We've no choice. We'll do it quietly.
别 No, stop!
你说的对 我在想什么啊 You're right. What was I thinking?
也许在他醒过来之前 我们有充裕的时间逃走 没错 Probably be a while before he comes round. Long enough to get away. Exactly.
我们快走吧 快走 Let's get going, then. Hey, I'm gone.
别回家 去热闹的地方 确保你没有被跟踪 And don't go home. Be sure to go somewhere busy so you're not followed.
你是谁 Who are you?
这不重要 你是密探吗 Doesn't matter. Are you undercover?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在外面很害怕 那孩子去哪了 I'm getting scared out there. Where's the kid?
他跑了 He ran off. Um...
我不知道你是谁 不过我能信任你吗 I don't know who you are, but can I trust you?
信任我 Trust me?
这事不是偶然的 What happened here was not random.
他老板想要我的命 His boss wants me dead.
我只希望那一刻到来的时候 我能死的快点 I only hope it's quick when it happens, you know?
就像他一样 你明白吧 Like with him, I mean...
我现在甚至于希望这已经发生了 I mean, I almost wish that it would just happen now, you know?
那样 So I wouldn't...
那样我就不用总想着什么时候会死了 So I wouldn't have to keep wondering when...
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
我要尿尿 好的 I need to pee. Right.
好的 我想这是紧张造成的 Right. I think it's just nerves.
你有纸巾吗 Do you have a tissue?
哇 真丝的 赞啊 Ooh, silk. Nice.
还给你 Here you go.
哦 天哪 他们为了不到一百万就要杀了我 Oh, God, they can't kill me for less than a million!
那点钱对他们来说根本算不了什么 我又没伤害任何人 I mean, it's nothing to them, you know? And I didn't hurt anyone.
人怎么就这么容易上当呢 I mean, why do people have to be so gullible?
嘿 等等 你要去哪 Hey, wait! Where are you going? !
我需要保护 你会使枪 我可以付钱给你 I need protection! You know how to shoot! I canI can pay you.
我可以预付你一些 现在就给你 I can give you a down payment right now!
我包里还有更多钱 求你了 求你 And there's loads more in my bag. Please? Please?
这样不好 我帮不了你 It's no good. I can't help you.
可你不能就这样丢下我 But you can't abandon me like this.
我是说你心肠这么好 I mean, you're you're too kind for that.
求你 我恳求你 Please, I'm begging you.
对不起 我现在的处境没法保护你 相信我 I'm sorry, I'm in no position to protect you, believe me.
有你在 我感到很安全 I feel safe with you.
你聪明冷静又稳重 You're wise and calm and steady.
你就像一棵高大的老橡树 You're like a mighty ancient oak.
事前一半 事成一半 Half now. Half later.
要我来开车吗 你看上去 Do you want me to drive? You seem a little
我很害怕 I'm upset.
这玩意真碍事 These are in the way.
你偷了他的靴子 You stole his boots?
他肯定不再需要它们了 对吧 He doesn't need them anymore, does he?
该死 Shit!
你怎么会有枪 How come you have a gun?
哦 工作需要 Oh, that's that's for work.
你是干什么的 What work?
我是个私家侦探 I'm an undercover private detective.
你看着不像啊 你在这干什么 You just don't look like the type. What were you doing in here?
我在监视我一个客户的老婆 I was watching a client's wife.
她跟一个男的在5楼的汽车里乱搞 She had a tryst in ain with a man in a car on the fifth floor.
乱搞 A tryst?
我会预付你薪水 你周薪多少 I've given you a down payment. How much for the week?
周薪 我很贵的 A week? I'm too expensive.
多少 3万 How much? 30 thousand.
成交 我们先离开这里 All right, 30 thou. I'm gonna get out of here.
我要求全天候保护 I want roundtheclock protection.
对不起 这不行 I'm sorry, no.
趴下 Get down!
快点 倒车 轧死他 你开什么玩笑 Quick! Back up, run him over! You must be kidding!
等一下 他没事 天哪 你在这干什么 快进来 Hang on! He's fine! What are you doing? ! Get in!
快进来 我看不见啦 Get in! Get in! I can't see!
我刚救了你的命 你却差点撞死我 I just saved your life! You almost killed me!
所以我们扯平了 哦 该死 该死 So we're quits. Oh shit! Shit!
踩油门 什么 快 Floor it! What? ! Now!
哦 天哪 Oh, my god!
现在去哪 Where now?
右边第三条街 我们要穿过市中心 Third street on the right. We'll get across town.
然后呢 找家酒店藏起来 Well, then what? A discreet hotel. We need to lie low.
藏起来 价格高得离谱呢 Discreet? How about ridiculously overpriced?
他们会搜查廉价旅店 但是不会来这里找我们 They'll be checking the cheaper hotels. No one will look for us here.
三 Three...
请开三间房 Three rooms, please.
没问题 先生 叫什么名字 Of course, sir. What name?
史密斯 史密斯 Smith. Smith.
你们俩同名 You have the same name?
那您叫什么名字 先生 托尼 And your name, sir? Tony.
我们只开一间房 We'll just take the one room.
请稍等 Excuse me.
干什么 哎哟 What? Ow.
你不是当真的吧 谁掏钱 You can't be serious. Who's paying for this?
你说了 你不差钱 没错 我还想留着呢 You said you had plenty of money. Yeah, and I mean to keep it that way.
对不起 跟别人住一间房我睡不着 I'm sorry, I really can't sleep in a room with someone else.
就好像有多少人求着跟你住一间似的 Well, I can't imagine you get many requests.
我会为我自己的房间付钱 这不是钱的问题 I'll pay for my own room. It's not about the money, all right?
我要的是全天候的保护 Roundtheclock protection, we said.
你住另一间房怎么保护我 不行 How are you going to protect me from another room? No.
等等 不 我们只开一间房 一间房就好 Wait! No. One room. One room's fine.
干嘛不住322号房呢 那是我们最便宜的房间 Why don't you settle this in 322? It's one of our cheapest.
你能肯定这里很安全吗 Are you sure this is a safe place?
我当然肯定 我不会冒任何风险 Of course I'm sure. I leave nothing to chance.
利蒂希亚 早上好 老板 Ah, Laetitia. Good morning, boss.
你看见麦克了吗 抱歉 没看见 弗格森先生 Have you seen Mike? Sorry, Mr. Ferguson, no.
他去哪了 Where is he?
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir. Mmm.
现在听我说 又来了 May I say... Oh, here we go...
如果你能控制自己的言行 会对我们更有好处 It would help ifyou could manage to behave with a little more decorum.
嘿 这有有线电视 Hey, they have cable.
三个成年人住豪华酒店 却挤在一个小房间里 Three adults in one room, a miniscule room in a luxury hotel?
那又怎么样 你让我们太扎眼了 So what? So you got us noticed!
评论员 主场队员的防守看来有些紧张 安迪 Already the home team's defence is looking rather nervous, Andy.
你觉得怎样 What do you think?
在早几场比赛中 他们的情绪有点失控 Tempers getting a bit out of control in the early stages.
外围再次展开进攻 Outside coming forward again...
有杀手尾随 你必须谨慎 with killers after you, you're discreet.
小心地藏起来 而不是在酒店大堂里高声喧哗 You hide. You don't yell in hotel lobbies.
哦 干得漂亮 Oh, that's a beautiful move.
他们组织了好几次传球 就该这样 Putting together a few passes now. That's it!
打偏了 Oh, and he puts it wide!
天哪 他该后悔死了 My goodness, he'll be kicking himself.
你睡哪边 Which side do you sleep on?
什么 What?
不用 我放哨 I don't. I keep watch.
托尼 你跟她睡床上 Tony, you sleep with her.
怎么都行 Whatever.
我们现在住在一起 请尊重我的活动空间 While we're here, please respect my living space.
这里 这里就是我的地盘 This... is my area.
时间飞逝啊 我看得出来 Time's just going to fly by, I can tell.
改一改你的语气 年轻女士 Now just you change your tune, young lady.
你在停车场哭哭啼啼 什么老橡树的时候 You were a lot less lippy in the carpark,
可没这么跩 sobbing about ancient oaks.
我可没求你跟我在一起 我没求你 I didn't beg you to come, remember. I didn't beg.
花3万英镑跟一个男人共度1周 Offering a man 30, 000 pounds to spend a week with you
不像是很不情愿的表现吧 is scarcely playing hardtoget.
真是难以置信 我们认识刚刚三小时 Incredible, I have only known you for three hours,
我却已经要花上三天来历数你 and already it would take me three days
让我讨厌的地方了 to list everything that I hate about you.
哦 天哪 偏了6码 Oh dear, oh dear! Six yards out.
也许 他能做得比这更好 Perhaps he should have done betterthan that.
你真的不一起来吗 Are you sure you won't come?
不了 这一天够折腾了 我想清静一会儿 It's been a long day. I just want some peace and quiet.
我去酒吧 你别磨蹭太久了 I'll be in the bar. Don't be long.
问一句 史密斯先生 One thing though, Mr. Smith.
什么 我刚才听您说她付钱给您 Yeah? Did I hear you say she's paying you?
是的 我可没钱 You did. I haven't got any money.
别担心 我免费保护你 Don't worry. I'll look after you for free.
事实上 In fact...
你可以帮我一起照顾她 you can help me look after her.
棒极了 这可是个大工程 Great, probably need all the help you can get.
那我就是您的助手了 So I'll be your assistant?
徒弟 Apprentice.
知道吗 托尼 你是个好小伙子 You know, Tony, you're a fine young man.
嗯 Um...
没了 That's all.
你来了 我还纳闷你们俩在搞什么 There you are. I was wondering what the two ofyou were up to.
我为之前的事道歉 我太不招人待见 I'm sorry, before, I was unpleasant and
太不友善了 我通常不这样 and hostile even. I'm not usually like that.
没关系 我也太好斗 太烦人了 Oh, don't worry. I was aggressive and annoying and, um,
而且我经常这样 I'm quite often like that.
不 你也可以很招人喜欢的 No. You can be pleasant.
真的 真的 什么时候 Really? Yeah. When?
我一时举不出例子来 不过 行了 谢谢了 I can't think of an example right now but... Great. Thank you.
现在 你现在就挺招人喜欢的 Now. Now you're being pleasant.
你没在听我说话 You're not listening.
我在听 I am.
你刚才说什么 What were you were saying?
我说你刚才有那么几秒钟挺招人喜欢的 I was saying you were pleasant then for seven or eight seconds.
你在朝那个酒保飞媚眼 You're eyeing up the barman.
是的 他喜欢我 这让你心烦了吗 Yeah. He fancies me. Is that bothering you?
事实上 是的 As a matter offact.
为什么 你喜欢我吗 Why? Do you fancy me?
什么 这是个很简单的问题 What? It's a simple enough question.
当然不 一点也不 Of course not. Not at all.
好吧 我想也是 Okay, that's what I thought.
你喜欢他 对不对 Do you fancy him? Is that it?
不 当然不是 我只是希望 你在我们交谈的时候 No, it is not, I would simply like you to listen
能认真听 仅此而已 if we're having a conversation, that's all.
我才不关心你怎么跟酒保 I couldn't care less ifyou have it away with the barman,
跟小撕或者跟其他房客调情 the bellboy and all the other customers ifyou want to.
那不关我的事 你真令人难以置信 It's none of my business. You're unbelievable.
你好 来一大杯苏格兰威士忌 Hi, um, can I have a large Glenfiddich, and a cognac,
一杯法国白兰地和一杯伏特加 and a Belvedere, and a Becks,
再来一杯贝克啤酒 两小杯红酒和一些花生 and two small red wines and some peanuts.
这些不会都是你一个人喝吧 Not all for you.
不 贝克啤酒是给你点的 我老爸会买单的 No, the Becks is for you. And my father will pay.
你还在等什么 What do you weigh?
(感叹)
知道吗 麦克 You know, Mike?
你是我们之中唯一一个真诚的人 You are the only genuine one in all this.
真诚的白痴 Genuine asshole.
这不是我的错 不 是你的错 It's not my fault. Not your fault?
是你说我们不需要再雇杀手 是你说有巴尼就能搞定了 You said not to hire another hit man. You said you'd handle it with Barney.
现在呢 我只剩一个保镖了 And now. I'm left with one bodyguard.
还是个脑残的死胖子 The incompetent fat one.
别哆嗦哦 别哆嗦了 Stop shaking. Oh, stop shaking!
你哆索什么 你以为我生你的气了 Why are you shaking? You think I'm angry with you, hm?
你以为我会揍你吗 是吗 Do you think that I'm going to hit you? Is that it?
真有趣 实际上 今天晚上我更想哭而不是发怒 It's funny. Truth is, tonight I feel more like tears than anger.
你明白的 我们把她给跟丢了 You understand we've lost her now.
那个小贱人躲起来了 The vixen will have gone to ground.
我们找到她的可能性基本为零 Our chances offinding her are next to nil.
今晚 No, tonight...
我很伤心 I am sad.
你也很伤心 You're sad, too.
我见不得别人伤心 进卫生间里去 I don't like to see sad people. Go to the bathroom.
离我远点 You just stay away from me.
你把我这一晚上都毁了 You ruined my evening.
真的 我只是想交交朋友 Really. I was making friends.
你自己真是大出风头啊 You were making a spectacle of yourself.
你有什么朋友吗 我想象不出来你会有 Do you have any friends, I wonder? No, I can't imagine that you do.
抱歉 抱歉 走错房间了 Sorry. Sorry, wrong room.
没关系 No problem.
你为什么总是挡道 Why are you always in the way?
我睡着了 没关系 I fell asleep. That's all right.
当然 他做什么事都没关系 是吧 Of course, everything he does is all right, isn't it?
嘿 你把这靴子给弄花了 Hey, you scuffed those boots!
别理她 她喝醉了 Ignore her, she's drunk.
睡了一觉 我的反应力又恢复了 Still, my reactions will be quicker now I've rested.
如果有事发生 我可以帮您 In case anything happens, I can stay up with you.
我们可以轮班 棒极了 你俩还真是义薄云天啊 We can take it in turns. Fantastic, the two musketeers.
嘿 你这是干什么 Hey, what are you doing?
把它们放在门口 让人拿去擦亮 会被人偷走的 Putting them out to be cleaned. Someone'll steal them.
你现在住的不是青年旅社 God, you're not in the YMCA now.
别想乱来啊 And don't you try anything.
谁来站第一班 Right, who's going to take the first...
岗 watch.
老板 他来了 Boss? What? He's here.
好的 让他等一下 我马上就到 Good. Tell him to wait. Shan't be long.
你要吃点什么吗 Do you want anything?
就来杯咖啡好了 Just some coffee.
我们能走了吗 Can we just go?
你就不能让我走在前面吗 Would you please let me go first?
安全 不用说了 All clear. You don't say.
这事说起来简直难以置信 So it's a quite extraordinary story.
我雇来的那个杀手 杀了我的一个手下 The man I hired to do the job kills one of my men,
还打残了另一个 现在他又去保护那个女孩了 grotesquely maims another, and is now protecting the girl.
不用多说 这两个人都必须除掉 Needless to say, you're to get rid of both ofthem.
你该早点来找我 Should've called me sooner.
我们本想自己搞定这件事的 We tried to handle it ourselves.
呵呵 看出来了 他们杀了巴尼 麦克 So I see. They killed Barney! Mike...
我这会儿不想看到你 去给我买包烟来 I can't look at you right now. Go and buy me some cigarettes.
也给我捎一包 Would you feed our meter?
捎你个头 Feed your own sodding meter.
这位麻烦先生的名字是 And the name ofthis man who has caused you so much trouble?
我不知道他叫什么名字 我从没见过他 I don't know his name. We never met.
一点他的资料都没有吗 Can you tell me anything about him at all?
麦克见过他 描述一下他 Mike saw him. Describe him.
高个子 偏瘦 Taller than average.
相貌平常 留着平常的小胡子 Thinner than average, average looks. Average moustache.
是维克多·梅纳德 Victor Maynard.
不是吧 你认识他 You know him? You know where he is?
不 没人认识他 No, no one knows him.
没人见过他 即使是他的客户 No one ever sees him, not even his clients.
他很保守 He's oldschool.
那你怎么知道他长什么样的 So how come you know what he looks like?
江湖传说 哦 Rumor. Oh.
在我们这一行里 让我咋说呢 我们是最贵的两个 In our line, we're how can I put this? The two most expensive.
实际上 Actually, uh...
他比你还要贵那么一点点 he's a little bit more expensive then you are.
我们会知道谁更物有所值的 We'll find out if he's worth it at last.
随便吃吧 除了香肠之外 Help yourself. Anything but the sausage.
你可真慷概 Such largesse.
你干嘛不去结账呢 Why don't you just settle the bill? All right?
因为如果我再跟你多待一分钟 我会自杀的 Because if I don't get a minute without you, I will kill myself.
怎么回事 Hey, what the
等等 求求你 我不是故意打伤你 我只是运气好 Wait, please, I didn't mean to hurt you. It was just good luck.
不许动 举起手来 Freeze! Put your hands up.
你哆索得像片树叶 Shit! Shit! You're shaking like a leaf.
把枪给我 Give me the gun.
我是认真的 你知道我的枪法有多烂 I'm serious! You know I'm a terrible shot.
我瞄准你的脑袋 保不准就能把你的命根子打掉 I could easily aim at your head and blow your balls off.
你想淹死我 只有一点点啦 You tried to drown me. Only a bit.
我只是个爱好和平的普通人 I'm an ordinary, kind, peaceful person...
冷静 深呼吸 我很冷静 Just calm down. Take a deep breath. I am calm!
这是个意外 是你先吓着我的 That was an accident! You frightened me!
找到你的耳朵 放在冰块上 去医院重新缝上吧 Try and find your ear. Put it on some ice, and the hospital can stitch it back on.
小吧台里有冰块 There's some ice in the minibar.
快逃啊 Quick! Run!
什么 该死 我还没偷到浴袍呢 What? Shit. Shit! Didn't even get a bathrobe.
是的 史密斯和史密斯 还有托尼 Ah, yes, Smith, Smith and... Tony.
他要杀了我 He tried to kill me!
他闯进了浴室 拿着把大枪 In the bathroom with a big gun!
等等 等等 Wait! Wait!
我的耳朵 你这个小杂种 My ear! You sick bastard!
把它放在冰块上 闪开 Put it on ice! Move!
你打掉了他的耳朵 那是个意外 What, you shot his ear o¤It was an accident.
拿上箱子 Get the case!
一定要把他们都除掉 你现在找到专业人士了 Make sure you get them. You got a professional on the case now.
麦克 你这是怎么了 Mike! What are you doing?
那女孩 那个小胡子 The girl, the moustache,
他们一直都住在这家酒店里 They were here all the time in the hotel!
那小子打掉了我的耳朵 The kid blew my ear off!
那辆迷你 The Mini!
看在上帝份上 去开车 Oh, for Christ's sake. Get the car.
快去开车 Get the car! !
他吓着我了 所以我就 砰 He just frightened me, so I...
你这么做是很自然的 是吗 You did what you had to do. Did I?
当然 因为你是个天才 Of course, yeah, because you're a natural.
他们跟着我们呢 开快点 They're following. Faster.
我开不了更快了 开快点 I can't go any faster. Drive faster!
我已经尽力了 我跟这车还没磨合好呢 I'm doing my best. I'm still trying to get the hang ofthe car.
车是新的 对我来说是新的 我天 It's a new car? Well, new to me.
在加油站发现它的 钥匙什么的都在 Found it at a petrol station yesterday, keys and everything.
我运气不错 这车是偷来的 Talk about luck. It's stolen? !
是的 他们追上来了 Yes! They're gaining on us.
好吧 我们换位置 我用脚踩着踏板 然后从你身下挪过去 Right. Here. Change places. I'll put my feet on the pedals and slide under you.
哦 天哪 Oh, God. Ooh!
你能挪开吗 我什么都看不到了 Could you please move! I can't see a thing!
可你肯定什么都能摸到 Well, you seem to be getting a pretty good feel of everything.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
有小婴儿 接着开 我们的车更大 There's a baby! Keep going. We're bigger.
当心 Look out!
我想我们甩掉他们了 你确定 I think we've lost them. Oh, you're not sure?
不信你自己看啊 要看你自己看 D'you want the sitting duck seat? ! No, I'd rather you did!
别吵了 Stop bickering!
我们去哪 我们必须出城去 Where are we going? We need to get out oftown.
不 我喜欢城里 No, I like town!
我也是 不过我还没去过别的地方 去一下也不错 Me too, but I've never tried anything else, so I'm pretty open.
瞧 我们开着一辆偷来的车 车上满是弹孔 Look, we're driving a bulletstrafed stolen car
还卷进了一起高速追车事件 that's just been involved in a highspeed chase.
我们被职业杀手追杀 现在 We're being pursued by hired assassins and, by now,
估计还包括东伦敦的每一个蠢警察 I imagine every halfwitted police officer in East London.
我们必须出城去 We're getting out oftown!
你带帐篷了吗 Did you bring a tent?
我知道个隐蔽的地方 我们去那里 I have a safe place. We'll go there.
比那家酒店还隐蔽 Is it as safe as the hotel?
我才不理你 爱理不理 I'm ignoring that."I'm ignoring that."
我们能停下车吗 不行 Can we stop? No.
我要嘘嘘 我们不能停车 I need to pee. We're not stopping.
我付你每周3万英镑 你就得听我的 I pay you 30, 000 a week. You do as I say.
在下一个加油站停车 我收钱是为了保护你 The next service station. I'm paid to protect you.
大多数时间是保护你 不伤害到你自己 Mostly, it seems, from yourself.
3万英镑 是的 没错 30, 000 pounds? Yeah, exactly!
再不停车 我就尿在钱上 I should be able to pee sitting down at that price.
史密斯先生 3万英镑那可真是一大笔钱啊 Mr. Smith, 30, 000? That's pretty good money.
是的 Yes, it is.
我是说 我知道这很危险 I mean, I know it's dangerous.
不过我好像挺有干这一行的天分的 But I seem to be getting the hang ofthat side ofthings.
所以 我想如果我做你的徒弟 也许我们应该正经上些课 So me being your apprentice, I thought we could put that on a more formal footing?
这样我以后就也能赚到钱了 So I could get a cut?
好吧 那就这样 Okay, here's the... thing.
我可以向你提供为期6周的训练 I can offer you six weeks' training, suspect observation,
包括盯梢 伪造身份 所有种类的武器使用技能 fake identities, a complete range ofweapon skills:
手枪 步枪 刀子 爆炸 handguns, sniper rifles, knives, explosives,
勒杀17法 以及投毒基本训练 the 17 methods of strangulation and basic untraceable poisons.
当个私家侦探需要掌握这些吗 You need to know all that to be a private detective?
你永远也无法预料会跟什么样的人打交道 You never know who you might be up against.
好吧 接着说 Okay. Go on.
我不负责给你上保险 Well, I can't offer you health cover or a pension scheme,
不过包吃包住 but bed, board and laundry would be covered
还有伦敦地区的公交一卡通 as would a travel card for the Greater London area.
你会照顾我吗 You'd take care of me?
是的 Y... yes.
还有我的名字 叫维克多·梅纳德 And my name... is Victor Maynard.
嘿 Hey!
快点 快跑 Come on! Let's go!
该死 Shit.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 给我回来 Hey! Hey get back here!
那个店简直是在犯罪 The markup in that place is criminal.
一半的东西都过期了 他怎么回事 Halfthe stuff's past its sellby date. I mean, what's his problem?
难以置信 不负责任 Unbelievably irresponsible!
令人发指 幼稚之极 Staggeringly immature!
令人发指 令人发指 Staggeringly! Staggering!
谁想吃无花果卷 Fig roll, anyone?
我想来一个 做梦吧你 I'll have one. Get lost.
不带这样的 梅纳德先生 Not fair! Mr. Maynard!
我是新来的 I'm a new soul.
来到这个奇怪的世界 I came to this strange world.
希望能学会如何给予与得到 Hoping I could learn a bit 'bout how to give and take.
但自从我来到这里感受爱与快乐 But since I came here Felt the joy and the fear.
发现自己把能犯的错都犯了一遍 Finding myself making every possible mistake.
啦 啦 啦 啦 啦 啦 La la la la la la.
这个是牛吗 Is that a cow?
它看上去好大啊 Much bigger in person.
天哪 这是哪 God, what is this?
是我家 It's my home.
你家 Your home.
有什么奇怪的吗 What's so strange about that?
没事 Nothing.
怪不得会是这样了 No, it all makes perfect sense.
这房子从我祖父传给我父亲 现在又传给了我 It was my grandfather's, my father's, and now it's mine.
升降梯 Lift?
是给我母亲装的 她一直跟我住在这里 直到最近 That was installed for my mother. She lived here with me until quite recently.
她死了 没有 只是身体不好 Is she dead? No. Just infirm.
你们亲近吗 你干嘛问这个 Are you close? Why do you ask?
我只是好心问问 你心虚什么 I was being nice. What's the matter with you?
瞧 我找到什么了 Look what I found!
白雪 好猫猫 Snowy! Hello
我带你们去房间 Let me show you to your rooms.
你住我的旧房间 谢谢 You take my old room. Thanks.
你喜欢吗 是我父亲给我做的 Do you like that? My father made it for me.
他很心灵手巧 He was good with his hands.
我从来都没有父亲 我肯定有个父亲 I never had a father. Well, I had one, obviously.
不过他从没露过面 说实话 我妈也没有 But he didn't hang about. Mind you, nor did my mother.
这是你妈妈的房间 是的 Is this your mother's room? That's right.
你对塑料套很着迷 对吧 Mm. Got a thing about plastic covers, haven't you?
我打赌你不反感安全套 对吧 I bet condoms don't bother you.
你的跟班怎么样了 How is your assistant doing?
他们想放弃他 也许这样对他是最好的 They want to turn him off. Perhaps that would be for the best.
不 我替他付了整个月的费用 No. He's been paid till the end ofthe month.
好歹也是个伴 Anyway, he's company.
我还在等 While I'm waiting.
等着你的好消息 别担心 For you. Don't worry.
迟早他们中的一个会犯错误 Sooner or later, one ofthem is gonna make a mistake.
我们现在在这里很安全 只要我们遵守几条简单的安全法则 Now we're safe here as long as we follow a few basic rules of security:
不许到屋子和草坪以外的地方去 stay within the house and grounds.
请把盐瓶放在桌子正中 Salt in the middle ofthe table, please.
还有薄荷酱 And the mint sauce.
谢谢 不许与外界联系 Thank you. So no contact with the outside.
也不许打电话 手机必须关掉 No phone calls either, mobiles to be kept turned off.
酒瓶也要放在桌子正中 wine in the middle, too.
如果你不介意的话 这是一瓶淡味勃垦第酒 If you wouldn't mind. It's a light Burgundy.
我特别喜欢勃垦第葡萄酒 I particularly like wines from Burgundy.
所以基本上说 这里是所监狱 So it's essentially a prison.
不 这里是个安全的地方 而且我们要保持它的安全 No. It's a place of safety, and we want to keep it that way.
你觉得需要躲多久 这风头才能过去 How long do you think before all ofthis just blows over?
你现在是被职业杀手追杀 You're being pursued by professional killers.
这风头永远也过不去 This will neverblow over.
瑞士表是我母亲送的一件小礼物 Swiss action. A gift from my mother.
现在已经凌晨2 45了 你以为我不知道吗 It's 2:45 AM. You think I don't know that?
那能否请你告诉我 你在干什么 Could you please tell me what you're doing?
我要把床掉个头 这样我就能头朝南睡了 I'm turning the bed around 'cause I sleep facing south.
你能帮帮忙吗 帮帮忙 Andcan you help me? Help you? !
我有失眠症 不朝南 我睡不着 Well, insomnia, it's extremely debilitating.
给你 现在头朝南了 There. Due south.
我怎么没想到呢 Why didn't I think ofthat?
睡觉还穿着高跟鞋 它们能让我更自信 Those shoes... Yeah, they give me confidence.
你看 Come and see.
人家托尼 他年轻 新潮 还有点离经叛道 Tony, who is young, modern, eccentric even,
但是 他现在也跟所有人在凌晨2 45时一样 在睡觉 but like everyone else at 2:45 AM, he's asleep!
瞧 那就是我们要找的女人 No, she's the one we go after.
瞧 就知道是个惹祸精 Look at her accident waiting to happen.
那孩子是个无名小卒 The boy is a nobody.
至于梅纳德 从没有人跟踪到梅纳德 As for Maynard, well, there's no point going after Maynard.
你找不到他的任何行踪 哪怕是一点蛛丝马迹 You won't find a trace anywhere. Not a whisper.
嗯 Hm.
他是一部终极杀人机器 He is the ultimate killing machine.
你在干什么 What are you what are you doing? !
你简直是疯了 我只是在挖坑 You're insane! I'm just digging.
马上把锄头放下 马上住手 Put that pick down right now! Stop it!
我想为你种点木兰花 I was gonna get you some magnolias.
想给你个惊喜 It was supposed to be a surprise for you.
我6点钟就起来了 I got up at 6:00!
我这辈子从来没为什么人挖过坑 I've never dug a hole for anyone before!
那为什么要为我挖 没错 What, and you had to do it for me! ? Yes!
为什么 因为我想感谢你 Why? 'Cause I wanted to thank you!
感谢你昨晚帮我睡了个好觉 For helping me get to sleep!
把坑填平 把草皮重新铺上 马上 Fill them back up and put the turf on top now!
不行 这不是请求 这是命令 No! That was not a request! That was an instruction!
等一下 你没权利这么做 这是我的花园 Hey, hang on a second! You had no right! That's my garden!
就好像你多关心你的花园似的 As ifyou cared about your garden!
花园应该是个美丽的地方 是个能感觉彻底无拘无束的地方 A garden is a place of beauty where your senses run riot!
可是你呢 What good is that to you?
把自己的家具都收拾好了 You shrinkwrap your own furniture!
只有躲在这座阴暗可怕的房子里你才高兴 You're only happy hiding away inside this gloomy awful house.
天哪 这太可怕了 God, it's horrible.
走到哪都能闻到这股子味 It's like everywhere you go, there's that smell.
什么味 消毒水味 What smell? Cleanliness. Bleach.
就像待在一家医院里 It's like being in a hospital.
这里太安全了 安全得危险 我都要室息了 It's so safe, it's dangerous. I can't breathe here.
我是说真的 我害怕极了 I mean it. I'm frightened.
我害怕再待下去 我会变得跟你一样 I'm frightened if I stay here much longer, I'll end up like you.
害怕一切 我什么都不害怕 Afraid of everything. I'm not afraid.
害怕承认我是谁 Afraid of admitting who I am.
我想要什么 What I want.
你什么意思 What are you getting at?
你真的对自己一点也不了解 是吧 You really don't know anything about yourself, do you?
谁呀 Yeah?
是我 我能进来吗 It's me. Can I come in?
我在洗澡呢 I'm in my bath.
我知道 I know.
是要紧事吗 Is it important?
我想是的 I think so.
那好吧 Okay.
还好吗 All right?
还行 Yeah.
在泡澡啊 Having a bath?
看来是的 Looks like it.
托尼 最近 Tony, just lately,
嗯 我一直不在状态 well, I haven't really been on top ofthings.
我工作时总是走神 刚才还剪坏了我的小榆树 I've been distracted at work, and I just over trimmed my dwarf ulmus.
我最喜欢的盆景 My favourite bonsai tree.
所以 我想 So I wondered...
是不是你 if it mightn't be you...
迷惑了我 Confusing me.
迷惑了您 Confusing you...
不是故意的 不是有意识的 Without meaning to. Without realizing.
在我们俩都不知不觉中 Without either of us realizing.
迷惑了您 Confusing you...
在性方面 Sexually.
这样啊 I see.
这想法的确很荒谬 我还真不知道您是 The idea's absurd, I know. I didn't even know you were
我不是 问题就在这里 I'm not. That's the thing.
哦 那还真是挺费解的 是啊 Oh. That is confusing. Yeah.
好吧 您的第一反应是什么 我的小榆树 Okay. What's your first thought? My dwarf ulmus.
我可以把它嫁接在橡胶树上 我不会再打扰你 I could graft it onto the rubber plant. I won't disturb you any longer.
现在 我们都知道这幅画就像山寨版劳力士一样 是个假货了 So now we all know it's as fake as a ropa Rolex,
所以 弗格森先生想知道那女孩是从哪搞到它的 Mr. Ferguson would like to know where the girl got it.
我真的从不跟那些从事不法勾当的同行来往 I really don't mix with the criminal fraternity.
得了吧 连你的笑容都是假的 Please, even your smile's crooked.
名字 Names.
有很多 很多人都会复制名画 There are a great many people who copy paintings.
我认识的那些都没干这事 The ones I know didn't do it.
别逼我先开枪 再问问题 Don't make me shoot first and ask questions later.
赶紧写 Start writing.
这是什么口味的 What flavour are these?
干花味 Potpourri.
味道不错 They're not bad.
给 不过我不确定这些人里 哪个有那么高的本领 Here, but I'm not sure any ofthese are good enough to have done that.
好极了 费边 Marvellous. Fabian?
不 不 No. No.
拿上画 Get the painting.
是我 It's me.
我打扰你了吗 没有 一点也没 Am I disturbing you? No, not at all.
我知道 现在很晚了 嗯 It's late, I know, um...
很抱歉我之前说的话 我不该那么说的 I'm sorry about before. I shouldn't have said all those things.
我当时很害怕 也很累 I was upset and very tired.
没关系 干嘛在乎我怎么想 对吧 Well, there's no harm done. What do you care what I think, right?
嗯 你该去睡一会 Well... you should get some rest.
我睡不着 这回又怎么了 I can't sleep. What is it this time?
我牙疼 My jaw's hurting.
这后面的牙长太多了 就这里 I have one too many teeth at the back here.
是吗 是啊 Really? Yeah.
你有药吗 羟基安定 曲唑酮 Do you have any pills? Temazepam? Trazodone?
安定 佳乐定(安眠药片) Sleeping pills? Soneryl? Valium? Xanex? Sleepies?
没有 抱歉 No. I'm sorry, no.
好吧 没事了 All right, I'll just go back to my...
我回去了 Just go back...
我可以 I could...
给你做足底按摩 massage your feet.
你当真 Are you serious?
穴位按压 Aacupressure.
我很久之前学的 I trained a long time ago.
有时候我给自己按摩 I occasionally practice on myself.
对缓解焦虑很有效 It's wonderful for anxiety.
你自己按摩自己的脚 You massage your own feet?
这里 嗯 Here? Mm.
还有这里 And there?
哦 你干这个还真有一手 Oh, you really have a feel for this.
很多人都有夜间焦虑 A great many people experience fits of nocturnal anxiety.
这很普遍 你不必太担心 It's perfectly normal. You mustn't worry about it.
我能告诉你件事吗 一个告白 Can I tell you something? A confession?
为什么不呢 Why not?
我喜欢你保护我 I like having you protecting me.
你做得很出色 看来是很出色的 You're really good at it. Well, you seem to be.
我没有可供对比的人 I don't really have anything to compare it with,
因为 以前从来没人保护过我 because no one no one ever tried before.
可是跟你在一起 But with you...
我很快乐 I really enjoy it.
哦 Well...
我也很高兴能这么做 I enjoy... doing it.
尤其是跟我在一起 with me particularly?
尤其是 With you.
和你在一起 Particularly.
我可不可以 May I...
按摩另一只脚 do the other foot?
该死 Shit.
托尼 Tony!
托尼 托尼 Tony! Tony!
托尼 让我出去 你在干什么 Tony! Let me out, what are you doing? !
托尼 求求你 Tony! Please!
托尼 她要杀了我 让我出去 求求你 Tony! She's gonna kill me! Let me out! Please!
有个坐轮椅的老妖婆在我屋里要杀我 This hideous old bat in a wheelchair just tried to kill me!
拿着这么大一把刀 我发誓 She had a knife this big! I swear!
可吓人了 是真的 It was horrible! It's true!
妈妈 妈妈 你在里面吗 是我 Mother? Mother, are you there? It's me.
妈妈 Mother.
一切都在我控制之下 I've got everything under control.
她的意思是很好 She means well.
妈妈 我们能谈谈吗 Mother, can we talk about this?
你太让我失望了 维克多 I'm very disappointed in you, Victor.
你睡起居室里好吗 Could you sleep in the living room?
我害怕极了 你可以睡我屋里 I'm too frightened. Come to my room.
好主意 托尼会照顾你的 That's an excellent idea. Tony will look after you.
你名誉扫地了 Your reputation is in tatters!
妈妈 她像是个典型的母亲吗 MotherIs she, like, your typical mother?
你一天不杀了那个小贱人 你就一天是别人追杀的目标 Until you kill that floozy, you're the target.
我站在门后面呢 I was behind the door.
永远不要站在关着的门后面 我跟你说过多少回了 Never face a closed door. How many times have I told you?
原谅我 我只是 不 住口 Forgive me, I justNo, stop.
你知道你卷入了什么样的麻烦吗 Do you realize the mess that you're in?
我应该留在你身边 I should have stayed here with you.
自从我搬走你就随落了 Since I moved out, you've gone to the dogs.
你甚至不打算跟她上床 You're not even sleeping with her.
妈妈 我想我们有个问题 Mother, I think we have a problem.
我想也是 Oh, I think so, too.
我知道您为我付出了很多 I know you've invested a great deal in me
一把贝雷塔手枪 你7岁生日时收到的礼物 A Beretta for your seventh birthday. A Beretta.
一把顶级的枪 别的小男孩想都不敢想的礼物 The pistol of princes. No boy could have asked for more.
没错 我只是想知道 Indeed. I just wonder...
结果是 aas a result...
我变成了一个什么样的人 what I've become.
你变成了你父亲的好儿子 You've become your father's son.
你救了我的命 再一次 You saved my life. Again.
我不是有意的 我从来没这么害怕过 I didn't mean to. I've never been so scared.
我很高兴你救了我 因为我现在活着有盼头了 I'm glad you did. Because I got something to live for now.
我恋爱了 I'm in love.
真的 哦 是的 Really? Oh, yes.
是的 是的 是的 Yes, yes, yes.
进去 Get in.
快点啊 Go on.
躺下 Just lie back.
他真好 He's so nice.
谁 Who is?
当然是梅纳德先生啊 真的 嗯 Mr. Maynard, of course. Really? Mmm.
知道吗 他妈妈惊醒我的时候 我正做梦梦到他呢 You know, when his mother woke me, I was dreaming about him.
真的 嗯 Really? Mm.
真有趣 因为昨天 我还巴不得逃走 It's funny, because yesterday, I couldn't wait to get away,
可是现在 我却永远也不想离开了 and now I never want to leave.
这期间发生什么事了 What happened in between?
足够了 Just enough.
现在 就我们三个人在一起 No, we'll just stay here together, just the three of us.
一个幸福的大家庭 One big happy family.
这一宿很难过吧 一点也不 A difficult night. Not at all.
关于我母亲 我欠你们一个解释 I owe you an explanation about my mother.
我理解你的感受 是吗 I understand how you feel. Do you?
我有个表哥像你妈妈一样 疯疯癫癫的可怜的孩子 I had a cousin like your mother. Mad as a balloon, poor boy.
可我还是爱他 And I adored him.
家人就是家人 对吧 And family's family, right?
我不用你帮忙 我能自己打的回去 I don't need your help. I can easily get a taxi back.
我来的时候 就是自己来的 I got one here, after all.
你是怎么 Oh, how did you
打扰了 我叫费边 我想请您帮我看看 Excuse me, my name's Fabian, and I would like you to recommend to me
哪些人能画出这样的画 someone who could paint something like this.
这是谁画的 Who did this?
伦勃朗 谁 Rembrandt. Who?
伦勃朗 Rembrandt.
给我他的地址 马上 Gimme his address. Now.
他死了 He's dead.
死了 什么时候死的 Dead? When?
300年前 Three hundred years ago.
给我他的名字 马上 Gimme a name now.
好吧 好吧 画得这么好 有可能是杰瑞画的 Okay, okay, something that good, it's got to be Gerry.
哪个杰瑞 杰瑞·贝利 Gerry who? Gerry Bailey.
国家艺术馆古画修复部的 National Gallery, works in the restoration department.
是我的一个朋友 He's a friend.
好极了 Good.
不过花的时间长了点 Took a while but...
你好 Hello.
这可真够乱的哈 What a mess.
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you.
生日快乐 梅纳德先生 Happy Birthday, Mr. Maynard
这都是给我的吗 祝你生日快乐 It's all for me? Happy birthday to you
哦 我太感动了 你们真是太好了 I'm touched. It's so kind of you.
我知道 吹蜡烛吧 I know. Blow them out.
抱歉打碎了镜子 我以前没开过香槟 Sorry about the mirror. I've never opened one ofthese before.
你们怎么知道今天是我生日 How did you know it was today?
你房间里的照片上写着呢 The date was on the pictures in your old room.
我再来开一瓶 I'll open another.
我要去乡村 I'm going up the country.
宝贝 你难道不想来吗 Baby, don't you wanna go?
我要去乡村 I'm going up the country.
宝贝 你难道不想来吗 Baby, don't you wanna go?
我要去一个我从没去过的地方 I'm going to someplace where I've never been before.
啊 Ah!
我要去的地方 白水都是美酒 I'm going, I'm going where the water tastes like wine.
耶 耶 耶 我要去的地方 白水都是美酒 Hey, hey, yeah, I'm going where the water tastes like wine.
我们可以跳到水里喝个痛快 We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time.
宝贝 就现在 打包好你的行李箱 Now, baby, pack your leaving trunk.
必须今天就启程 You know we got to leave today.
就去我们要去的地方 不告诉你 Just exactly where we're going, cannot say.
但可能要离开英国 But we might even leave the U. K.
因为那里有一个崭新的游戏 我想加入 'Cause there's a brand new game that I want to play.
哦 耶 Oh, yeah.
(喵)
是你干的吗 Did you do that?
不 是您干的 No, you did.
我卡住了 I'm ststuck.
我知道 我是说 我动不了了 I know. No, I mean, I can't move.
我的鞋 你还穿着呢 My shoes. You've got have them on.
我的鞋 My shoes. Ah.
是啊 Ah. Yes.
当然 No. No, of course...
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐 梅纳德先生 Happy birthday, Mr. Maynard
那是我的手表 That's my watch.
我知道你喜欢这样 That way, I knew you'd like it.
谢谢 Thank you.
你还等什么 What do you weigh?
早上好 Morning.
天哪 麦克 你大江大浪都闯过来了 Dear God, Mike. You were dull before.
托尼 你觉得这屋子怎么样 Tony, what do you think ofthis room?
它需要色彩 It needs colour.
色彩 Colour.
音乐家在莫克姆被杀 手风琴家之死
男子被从塔桥上抛下
外交官惨死于乱刀之下 证据显示是职业杀手所为
身陷性丑闻的下院议员遭狙击毙命 子弹正中头颅
"为了你的第一次任务 送你我的第一把枪 祝贺你 "For your first hit, my first gun. Congratulations.
爱你的父亲 费利克斯" Your loving father, Felix."
色彩 Colour.
托尼 我想她会喜欢的 Tony, I think she's gonna like this.
萝丝 我能进来吗 Rose? Can I come in?
不行 我没穿好衣服 Uh, no. lI'm not decent.
哦 一切都还好吧 Oh, um... Everything okay?
很好 不然能怎么样 Fine. Why wouldn't it be?
不是啦 只是要你下楼 No reason. Only, come down.
我想给你看点东西 I have something to show you.
你不想来看看吗 Don't you want to come and see?
你笑什么 Why are you smiling?
你就会知道的 You'll find out.
来吧 请转过身去 Come on. Turn around, please.
干嘛 Why?
怎么了 转过身去嘛 What's wrong? Turn around.
先告诉我你要干嘛 Tell me why first.
转过身去嘛 Turn round.
连你也有份 You're in on it, too?
当然啦 赶紧的 别耍小孩子脾气 Sure. Come on. Don't be a baby.
你们为什么要蒙住我的眼 Why are you doing this?
为了给你个惊喜啊 Make it a bigger surprise.
我扶着你呢 别害怕 I've got you. Don't be afraid.
一会儿就完事了 It'll be over in no time.
不会太久的 Not long to go now.
怎么回事 Agh! Oh! Rose!
你们俩也快完蛋了 Not long for you two either!
那把枪很危险的 That gun's dangerous.
少废话 举起手来 You don't say. Hands up!
不 你误解了 那只是我收藏的纪念品 No, you misunderstand. l keep that gun for sentimental rea
别开枪 会爆掉你的脸的 Don't shoot! It can blow up in your face!
你是个骗子 还是个杀人犯 You're a liar. And you're a killer.
你是个小偷 And you're a thief.
你们俩是天生的一对儿 You're made for each other.
还有你 你是什么时候发现的 As for you, when did you find out?
发现什么 他不是个私家侦探 Find out what? That he is not a private detective!
他是个职业杀手 雇来杀我的 He's a hit man! He was hired to kill me!
恐怕她说的是真的 l'm afraid what she says is true.
你们这两个大混蛋 You are absolute shits. The pair of you.
看你们俩自己怎么过下去 I don't know how you can live with yourselves.
可是 我还以为我拜师学的是侦探呢 But l thought I was an apprentice detective.
你有时候也开枪打人 Who sometimes shot people?
有时候 但那只是意外 是不可避免的 Only sometimes. By accident if it was unavoidable.
您现在要杀我了吧 Are you gonna kill me now?
当然 不 Of course not. No.
不过 如果你离开这里 有人会杀你的 But ifyou leave, someone else will.
很多人排着队等着呢 而且我能猜到排在第一位的是谁 There's a list of likely candidates, and I can guess who's at the top.
谁 迪克逊 Who? Dixon.
迪克逊 他是好人吗 Dixon? Is he good?
他是我们这一行的败类 禽兽不如的虐待狂 He's a disgrace to the profession. A sadist, an animal.
梅纳德先生 Mr. Maynard?
什么 托尼 Yes, Tony?
我们搞定他 We'll get him.
我给 我给 我给过
我选择 我选择 我选择过
我感觉 我感觉 我感觉到
我感觉 I feel.
我感觉 I felt.
我感觉到 I have felt.
杰瑞 杰瑞 Gerry? Gerry.
我们有麻烦 我恐怕事情变得有点 We're in trouble. l'm afraid that things have got a bit...
危险 dangerous.
杰瑞 Gerry.
他在哪 Where is he?
谁 Who?
那个本该去杀你的人 The man who was supposed to kill you.
你是谁 Who wants to know?
接替他的人 His replacement.
呵呵 这玩意儿 Fucking hell.
他在哪 So where is he?
我不知道 l don't know.
赶紧说 不然我就切掉他的手指 让你全都吞下去 Tell me, or I'll cut off his finger and make you swallow it.
然后 把你单独留给他 Then I'll leave you alone with him.
你想逞英雄是吧 What, you want to be brave?
杰瑞也想来着 That's what Gerry wanted, too.
请把手伸出来 Hand, please.
我打脱靶了 不 重新来 l've lost my touch. No, reload.
我一步一步示范给你看 l'll mark it through with you.
开始 Here we go.
脚 看好 Feet, check.
手 看好 Hand, check.
手腕 看好 Wrist, check.
如果你时间充裕 放松 Ifyou have time, relax.
我有时间 放轻松 I have time. I relax.
屏住呼吸 l hold my breath.
人枪合一 I am at one with my gun.
也许 我不看会比较好 我不干扰你 How about if I don't watch you? l might be putting you off.
脚 手 手腕 呼吸 Feet... hand... wrist... breath.
太精彩了 Extraordinary.
托尼 一般人需要训练好多年才能达到这个水平 Tony, people train for years to be able to do that.
我没开枪 I didn't shoot.
把枪放下 慢一点 Put your guns down... slowly.
维克多·梅纳德 Victor Maynard.
终于见面了 你是 At last. And you are?
你完全知道我是谁 You know full well who l am.
迪克逊 Dixon.
赫克托·迪克逊 Hector Dixon.
怎么拼写 别激怒他 How do you spell that? Don't wind him up.
迪克逊 迪 Dixon. Dix
你是不是就是那个总捡我看不上眼的活的人 Are you the one who does the hits I'm not interested in?
还是那个替你收拾烂摊子的人 And the ones you mess up.
他们折磨你了吗 Did they torture you?
没有 我立马就把你给供出来了 No, I gave them your address right away.
好姑娘 Good girl.
你为什么没有履行合约 Why didn't you carry out the contract?
你想是为什么呢 Why do you think?
是啊 Yeah.
好感人啊 It's very... heartwarming.
全都靠墙 站好 Up against the wall.
我想你 我也想你 I've missed you. l've missed you, too.
托尼 Tony...
梅纳德 照我说的去做 我就不杀这孩子 Maynard, do yourjob, and I won't kill the boy.
什么 l'm sorry?
你打死这女孩 Kill the girl.
我再打死你 他就能保住小命 I'll shoot you, but he'll be safe.
我做不到 快点 好了 大家都冷静 I can't. Do it! Okay, calm down.
打吧 Just do it.
我宁愿被你打死 这是最好的结果 l'd rather it was you. I want the best.
我爱你 Je t'aime.
我也爱你 Je t'aime.
不许动 Freeze!
你 举起手来 You, hands up!
举高点 Higher than that.
在你这个岁数 我很乐意替你做家庭作业 At your age, I still have to do your homework for you.
还有你 我 You there. Me?
没错 你把枪捡起来 再搜这个矬子的身 Yes, you. Pick up that gun. And search the runt.
这孩子是个可造之材 This boy, you see, he could be trained.
但是他永远都不会拥有你所拥有的东西 杀手的本能 But he'll never have what you have, the killer instinct.
你知道我从来不信什么杀手的本能 You know I don't believe in the killer instinct.
哦 是啊 你相信勤能补拙 Oh, no, you believe in nurture over nature.
再不然就说"全都怪母亲" Otherwise known as"Blame The Mother."
不管我们有什么分歧 Whatever our differences...
总之 我今天很感谢您 l'm grateful to you today.
哦 别婆婆妈妈的 拜托 Oh, don't get sentimental. Please.
你们看见了吗 Did you see that?
看见什么 郁闷 See what? Shit.
都别动 Nobody move!
哦 我忘了他从我身上搜走了那把枪了 Oh, l forgot, he took that one off me.
放下枪 Put the guns down.
快点 Now!
还有刀 And the knife.
这回你可真是太大意了 梅纳德 Really lost your touch, Maynard.
那是费利克斯的枪 That's Felix's gun.
那是我父亲的第一件 也是最喜欢的武器 That was my father's first and favourite weapon.
我希望这能减轻你的痛苦 Mm. Hope that thought softens the blow.
再见 Goodbye.
托尼 来看看 如果你不好好擦枪 会是什么下场吧 Tony... Come and see what happens ifyou don't clean your gun.
三年之后
安杰尔 Angel!
有人看见那只猫了吗 Has anybody seen the cat?