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Anyone thinking we know fuck all
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally, literally taking
the grass from its own roots!
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Now you've
got your ConDemNation...
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Liberals noshing Tories like
altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
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we live in Manchester
and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times,
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yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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My family's everything to me.
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They are me.
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I made them.
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Made them strong and resilient.
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It's a mother's duty to prepare kids
for the harsh realities of life.
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I mean, it's not easy, is it?
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Taught them from day one,
it's family first.
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I'll stick this up your fucking arse.
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To look out for each other,
watch each other's backs.
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Cos as we all know,
blood's thicker than water.
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I doubt you'd find it.
You missed every other fucking hole.
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And you know what?
They're a credit to me.
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Shut up, Micky!
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Mum!
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Fuck's sake!
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Shouldn't have got in the way,
then, should you?!
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Shift, soft arse!
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Family is everything.
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Family's the be-all and end-all.
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The start and the finish.
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Family is king.
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Even when the King's
long since departed,
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family lives on.
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And the hard fist
that keeps you in line.
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I've had to leave it
parked round there.
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You'll have to sort
this with the brewery.
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I ain't got that kind of cash on me.
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Been fine to park here for years.
Who the fuck's clamped it?
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Comes to something when
you can't get a tit roll
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without your vehicle
being impounded.
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That wasn't tackling, you were trying to
put me in hospital. You saw it, Mark.
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Went in heavier than a fuckin'
prop forward. It's footy, not rugby.
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Stop whining, you losers.
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Defend yourself.
Should've given the bastard a slap.
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It's a game.
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A game with rules.
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Forget them and you're fucked.
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We're all fucked.
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Get real, will you, Jackson.
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The world's full of no marks like
him, waiting to take what's yours.
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Don't get me wrong,
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try it again in the replay
and I'll have you.
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You reckon?
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Anyone can make a mistake,
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but do it again
and I'll eat you alive.
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That's more like it.
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You know it.
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Quick scoop before you head off?
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Too right. Ches!
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Nah, mate, got an early start.
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Jackson...
better luck next time, lad.
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Surprised you asked him.
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Why?
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His lot don't drink, do they?
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Well, at least there's one name.
I think it's one name.
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Conchita Maria Teresa
Bonnita Ricardo Martinez.
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No, that's me.
Just wanted to get the ball rolling.
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I thought you were doing
a course on wiping babies arses.
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Doing drama, contemporary dance
and needlecraft now.
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Needlecraft?
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Got to put a variety show on.
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The best act gets to
perform in front of a Royal.
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So long as it's not Edward,
or that ginger one.
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Or Charles. Or Willy. The one
with the teeth and the horses.
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Or the old Greek one.
Or the other ginger one.
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I just want to win it. All that
lot think I'm a right retard.
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The Student's Union only
thought I was there
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as part of a
mental health awareness week.
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Am I the only one serving here?
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Yeah.
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Cheeky fuckers.
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You got showbiz
running through your veins.
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Got a lot of stuff running
through his veins, Mimi,
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I don't know if any of it's showbiz.
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My brother, his Uncle Robert,
toured the clubs as a magician,
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and worked the liners too.
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Uncle Bobbi, yeah...
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Robert.
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I remember him saying
cruising was his life.
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In the magic ring and all that.
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Circle.
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How come I've never met him?
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I got married, moved away and he
had his career... Showbiz pals.
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I loved the bones of him
but we moved in different worlds.
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He was globe-trotting
and I was rearing a family.
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You should get in touch.
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You should get in touch.
Do you think I haven't tried?
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With ya now, love.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Crack.
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Jesus, what charity is it this time?
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You serious?
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BAP.
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Tit?
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BAP.
Tit?
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BAP.
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BAP.
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British Alliance Party.
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Raffle tickets
for their social club.
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Wouldn't thought you'd
fit their demograph.
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And why would that be?
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On account of you being black,
black, black, black and black.
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That's not what they're about.
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Compulsory repatriation,
a complete ban on immigration,
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and laws discriminating
against gays and women.
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What else could they be about?
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Whatever.
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See ya.
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Jamie's doing his nut.
You shouldn't have clamped him.
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Bastards.
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Err, WE shouldn't've clamped him,
Micky.
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That's me, you
and Manchester Clamping Solutions.
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He won't pay up, will he?
You know what he's like.
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Who gives a shit?
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I do.
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I put money into it, I've got a say.
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No, you haven't.
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You're a silent partner.
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Now shut the fuck up.
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It'll kick off.
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For fuck's sake,
stop whining, will ya?
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I'll take it off, all right.
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Why do you and Jamie always have
to have a pop at each other?
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Why can't you just get on?
You're brothers, for fuck sake.
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Nothing more than a biological
accident, Micky.
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If I hadn't been
the fastest swimmer
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or Dad decided to have one off the
wrist instead of impregnating Mam,
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we wouldn't even be
having this conversation.
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Look, Jamie is a cunt.
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A prize cunt who thinks and cares
about no-one other than himself.
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Believe.
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Fuck's sake!
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Fucking amateurs.
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Won't they charge you more?
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You'll be destroying their property
and them clamps aren't cheap.
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It's a scam.
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You get yourself a phoney license,
stick a few photocopied signs up.
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You're wrong there, Jamie...
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They're subcontracted and endorsed
by Manchester Clamping Solutions
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and are operating according
to local by-laws
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and governmental legislations.
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How the fuck would you know?
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I heard it somewhere.
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Why don't you go back in the pub,
I'll handle this.
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You?
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You don't want to mess with these
guys, Jamie. I've seen them.
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You've seen them?
What do they look like?
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About that big.
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Chinese.
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Triads. Hard fuckers.
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Micky, do me a favour, will ya?
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Look, this is too dangerous.
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We can't afford to lose you.
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I'll handle it,
you go back in there.
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You'll make Connor an orphan,
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the poor kid will grow up
not knowing his dad.
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I'll talk about you, obviously,
and keep your memory alive, but...
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Micky, will you fuck off?!
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Oi, the fuck you doing?
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It's all right, I'm on it.
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That's my property.
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You? Thought you said it
belonged to a Chinese dwarf?
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No, it's my new business.
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It's all sorted now. No harm done.
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You're parked illegally,
you've damaged a clamp.
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That'll be 70 quid.
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In your dreams.
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Pay the fine,
or I'll just keep putting it on.
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And I'll just keep cutting it off.
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I'll pay it.
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Keep your fucking nose out.
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I won't tell you again.
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Fuck do you think you are?
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He's your brother, you know,
we're brothers!
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The guy who's about to reach down
and rip out your fucking lungs.
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That's enough!
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Guess who won the raffle?
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Fix.
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Heil Hitler.
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What the fuck?
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What've you won?
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Dinner at the Meat
and Two Veg restaurant.
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In Burnley.
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Fucking Burnley?!
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All home grown produce,
British beef.
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Ever heard
of Stockholm Syndrome, Jackson?
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They're not brainwashing me.
It's sport, not politics.
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They're decent people
once you get to know them.
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They used to say the same thing
about Mengele, "He's not too bad
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"once you scratch the surface,
get over that whole genocide thing."
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They just want us
to look after ourselves.
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Brits.
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State the economy's in,
charity begins at home.
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We need to take care of our own
before we can help anybody else.
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He'll be invading Poland next.
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How do you think?
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Karen, get him some water.
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What are you up to?
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They're obliged by law to accept
membership from all walks of life...
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black, Asian, gay, whatever -
and I want to see if they will.
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I want to see
if they genuinely accept me
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or they're just paying lip service.
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And what if they are?
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Then I expose the
two-faced Fascist bastards
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for who they are and close 'em down.
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Thought we were going to
have to call an ambulance.
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Do you want 'owt getting, mate?
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I bit me tongue.
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How could you do this to your own?
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This wouldn't have happened if
Shane hadn't have clamped the van.
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Jamie should've paid up.
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What's it got to do with you,
little Hitler?
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We're business partners.
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Business partners.
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Your brother's
sitting here concussed
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and you're still
tearing at each other.
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What's it going to take
for you to grow the fuck up?!
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I'm ashamed to call you family!
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I recognise those dulcet tones.
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Robert?
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You came. Uncle Robert!
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Bobbi, with an I.
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Like Liza.
Minnelli, that is, not Tarbuck.
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No kiss for your little sis?
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Fuck me.
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I'm sorry to hear
about you and Paddy.
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You hated the fuckin' sight of him.
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Well, true enough.
Micky traced me down via my agent,
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said you'd been looking for me.
Said you'd been missing me.
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I missed you too, you know.
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Just one minute
you were seeing that gobshite,
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next minute you were up the duff,
married,
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then at the wrong end of the M62.
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Whirlwind romance.
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Shotgun wedding.
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00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:03,000
You know, I did try
and keep in touch
256
00:11:03,001 --> 00:11:04,960
I did a few gigs here,
years back.
257
00:11:04,961 --> 00:11:07,000
Gave you a knock,
but you were never in.
258
00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:10,240
Meems!
259
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:11,120
Shhh!
260
00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:12,160
Shhh!
261
00:11:12,161 --> 00:11:16,160
Did write.
262
00:11:17,841 --> 00:11:21,040
I just thought you were
dropping a hint. So I took it.
263
00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:22,400
You're my baby brother.
264
00:11:22,401 --> 00:11:25,800
If only we had mobiles
in them days, eh? E-mails..
265
00:11:25,801 --> 00:11:27,440
Well, we're here now, aren't we?
266
00:11:27,441 --> 00:11:30,920
Hepburn sisters,
back together again at last.
267
00:11:30,921 --> 00:11:34,880
I'll be Audrey, you can be the
one with the voice like a man.
268
00:11:34,881 --> 00:11:36,120
Robert, listen.
269
00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:37,160
I hate to say this but...
270
00:11:37,161 --> 00:11:39,600
Bobbi. Nobody's called me
Robert in an age.
271
00:11:39,601 --> 00:11:40,640
Bob...
272
00:11:40,641 --> 00:11:41,720
Bob...
..Bi.
273
00:11:41,721 --> 00:11:42,000
Bob...
274
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,560
Bob...
..Bi.
275
00:11:43,561 --> 00:11:46,000
Bobbi, it might be an idea
276
00:11:46,001 --> 00:11:50,000
to tone down the whole
showbiz angle while you're here.
277
00:11:50,681 --> 00:11:53,320
Just cut the camp shit.
People round here
278
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,720
like the women to be women
and the men to be men.
279
00:11:55,721 --> 00:11:57,880
Don't we all! No, I hear you.
280
00:11:57,881 --> 00:11:59,320
I hear you.
281
00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:01,000
Good.
282
00:12:01,001 --> 00:12:02,280
Suitcase is at ours.
283
00:12:02,281 --> 00:12:05,520
No brother of mine's
staying in a scabby B&B.
284
00:12:05,521 --> 00:12:08,320
Micky's on the couch,
you'll have his room.
285
00:12:08,321 --> 00:12:10,080
(Did you change the sheets?)
286
00:12:10,081 --> 00:12:11,120
Yeah.
287
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,120
(Get rid of the wanky hankies?)
288
00:12:13,121 --> 00:12:15,400
Thanks, Micky love.
That's very kind of you.
289
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,200
You're family.
The only other uncles I've got
290
00:12:18,201 --> 00:12:22,200
are either dead or in,
erm...Argentina.
291
00:12:24,881 --> 00:12:25,960
I need to get back to work.
292
00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:28,040
How about I take my favourite nephew
293
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:32,040
for a proper drink,
a real drink? C'mon.
294
00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:38,240
Two days max and he's out of here.
Get that?
295
00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:46,280
Shane.
296
00:12:46,281 --> 00:12:47,880
You kept that fucking quiet.
297
00:12:47,881 --> 00:12:50,680
Yeah, when I was a kid, I always
thought he was the magician
298
00:12:50,681 --> 00:12:51,720
not the fucking assistant.
299
00:12:51,721 --> 00:12:52,760
What's the big deal?
300
00:12:52,761 --> 00:12:55,360
He looks like a woman.
301
00:12:55,361 --> 00:12:57,240
Mam's sung his praises for years.
302
00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:58,560
Why wouldn't she
mention he was a tranny?
303
00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:00,440
It obviously
doesn't matter to her.
304
00:13:00,441 --> 00:13:03,120
They were dead happy
to see each other.
305
00:13:03,121 --> 00:13:07,120
He's the only family she's got
besides you lot. Don't spoil it.
306
00:13:08,081 --> 00:13:09,560
What the fuck is that supposed to be?
307
00:13:09,561 --> 00:13:11,200
(PATTY) Transvestite.
308
00:13:11,201 --> 00:13:13,240
A man who likes to eat, drink,
309
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,800
and be Mary.
310
00:13:14,801 --> 00:13:17,960
It takes balls to be a tranny.
And a penis.
311
00:13:17,961 --> 00:13:19,000
I should know.
312
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:21,120
What big hands you've got!
313
00:13:23,801 --> 00:13:26,160
LAUGHTER
314
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:28,520
Have I got cunt
written on my forehead?
315
00:13:28,521 --> 00:13:29,560
No, Mimi.
316
00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:33,280
Then don't treat me like one
and the same goes for my sist...
317
00:13:33,281 --> 00:13:37,280
brother.
318
00:13:38,081 --> 00:13:39,920
Spread the word.
319
00:13:39,921 --> 00:13:43,920
Cheers.
320
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:48,040
8, please, guys.
321
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,600
Third cup replay
we've lost on the trot.
322
00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:52,720
We need to up the training regime...
323
00:13:52,721 --> 00:13:54,920
few less lagers
and a few more 5k runs.
324
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,280
10k runs.
325
00:13:56,281 --> 00:13:58,000
We'll put a programme together.
326
00:13:58,001 --> 00:14:00,680
Still time to finish
the season with a bit of dignity.
327
00:14:00,681 --> 00:14:02,280
That's what I like -
a bit of positivity.
328
00:14:02,281 --> 00:14:03,280
A bit of delusion.
329
00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:06,520
There you go.
330
00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:07,800
Eh, lads,
331
00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:10,040
what do blondes say after sex?
332
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:10,960
Thanks, guys.
333
00:14:10,961 --> 00:14:11,960
LAUGHTER
334
00:14:11,961 --> 00:14:13,960
Lads, we're off for a bit of scran
if you fancy it?
335
00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:15,800
We've got plans. Where are you off?
336
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:17,680
Chinky.
337
00:14:17,681 --> 00:14:20,600
Prick!
338
00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:21,840
It's a joke.
339
00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:24,520
Like the one
you just laughed along with.
340
00:14:24,521 --> 00:14:27,640
Come on, mate. He's just having
a bit of fun. It's just a word.
341
00:14:27,641 --> 00:14:30,080
Yeah, like Paki or nigger.
342
00:14:30,081 --> 00:14:32,600
That never fails to
have me pissing myself >
343
00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:34,880
laughing every time
I hear it, eh, Jackson?
344
00:14:34,881 --> 00:14:38,880
Rolling on the floor.
Splitting my fuckin' sides.
345
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:51,720
Everyone knows he's in the wrong.
Shane's a dickhead. You're smarter.
346
00:14:52,361 --> 00:14:54,880
Just shrug it off
for the sake of the family.
347
00:14:54,881 --> 00:14:56,360
The bigger man walks away.
348
00:14:56,361 --> 00:14:58,600
You know you're right.
We know you're right.
349
00:14:58,601 --> 00:14:59,920
It's not like losing face.
350
00:14:59,921 --> 00:15:03,920
It's another bit of hassle
we could do without. Please. For me.
351
00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:09,200
OK. For you.
352
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,040
My little West End Wendy!
353
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,440
Now, I don't wanna *** in ya,
354
00:15:12,921 --> 00:15:14,720
but you've got a show in a few days
355
00:15:14,721 --> 00:15:17,120
and you haven't got
one fucking act. So...
356
00:15:17,121 --> 00:15:19,080
Can I get everyone's
attention, please?
357
00:15:19,081 --> 00:15:21,200
Now, anyone with an artistic flair
358
00:15:21,201 --> 00:15:24,480
that they don't mind showing -
nothing pornographic...
359
00:15:24,481 --> 00:15:27,920
can sign up to perform
in Micky's Variety Show.
360
00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:31,920
This is your chance to show us...
361
00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:36,560
what you can do.
362
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,200
Oh, forgot to say.
363
00:15:38,201 --> 00:15:42,200
Anyone who is participating,
it's free ale all night.
364
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,960
What the fuck you doing?
I can't shell out for this.
365
00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:46,920
You don't have to.
Charge on the door.
366
00:15:46,921 --> 00:15:48,960
You'll make your money back
in no time.
367
00:15:48,961 --> 00:15:49,960
Mum, sort this out, will you?
368
00:15:49,961 --> 00:15:51,120
Oh, Mimi,
369
00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:55,120
isn't he gorgeous when he's riled?
If I wasn't his auntie...
370
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:12,040
You all right?
371
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:12,840
Why wouldn't I be?
372
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:13,960
You don't look like
373
00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:16,360
someone who's found
their long-lost brother,
374
00:16:16,361 --> 00:16:18,000
the one you said you worshipped.
375
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,000
I'm made up to see him.
376
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:22,240
So made up, you want him
out the house in 24 hours?
377
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:23,280
Drop it, eh? >
378
00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:25,840
Leave it, Micky!
379
00:16:25,841 --> 00:16:27,840
Karen says she needs
some more vodka,
380
00:16:27,841 --> 00:16:31,840
crisps and nuts from the cellar.
381
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:42,880
Gullibility obviously
runs in the family.
382
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:46,600
Micky!
383
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:52,440
Just sort it.
384
00:16:57,281 --> 00:17:00,880
He reckons it's time
me and you had a talk.
385
00:17:00,881 --> 00:17:04,880
And I think he's right.
386
00:17:18,401 --> 00:17:19,640
All the wives take their turn.
387
00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:22,600
Ah, that is so considerate. Thanks.
388
00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:26,600
Otherwise it means one person ends up
doing the whole lot, week after week.
389
00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:30,720
Which wouldn't be right
at all, would it?
390
00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:32,320
Oops.
391
00:17:32,321 --> 00:17:33,640
Oh, for fuck's...
392
00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:36,720
I do yours out of some
misplaced sense of obligation.
393
00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:40,720
The SS can do their own.
394
00:17:42,881 --> 00:17:44,840
They take turns cooking
for each other too.
395
00:17:44,841 --> 00:17:46,440
Fuck right off!
396
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,440
It'll help me infiltrate the group!
397
00:17:48,441 --> 00:17:51,640
You're a trainee teacher,
not a member of MI-bleeding-5.
398
00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:52,800
No way.
Please.
399
00:17:52,801 --> 00:17:53,880
No!
400
00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:55,160
If I stand any chance
of bringing them down...
401
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,560
And who put you in
charge of social justice?
402
00:17:57,561 --> 00:17:59,320
Someone needs to make a stand.
403
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:01,360
And that someone is you?!
404
00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:04,800
Jackson, you can't even
put a fucking shelf up!
405
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:06,560
They're coming for dinner tonight.
406
00:18:06,561 --> 00:18:08,880
DOOR CLOSES
407
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:12,240
WATER TRICKLES
408
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,720
What are you fucking doing?
409
00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:16,880
That vodka's gone right through me -
I'm pissing like a shire horse.
410
00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:19,560
Well, I don't want to
see your dangly bits!
411
00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:23,560
Try standing up against the wall
and doing it like a normal man!
412
00:18:23,721 --> 00:18:25,720
Normal? And what the fuck is normal?
413
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:26,680
Certainly not you.
414
00:18:26,681 --> 00:18:28,720
You have no idea what
it's like to be me...
415
00:18:28,721 --> 00:18:31,560
You're not the only one
with facial hair and haemorrhoids.
416
00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:33,000
..how bad my life was
when you pissed off!
417
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:34,360
At least you had a life!
418
00:18:34,361 --> 00:18:37,800
All my life was spent
coping with being your sister,
419
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:41,480
while you were swanning round being
Quentin fuckin' Crisp.
420
00:18:41,481 --> 00:18:43,480
I had to deal with the fallout!
421
00:18:43,481 --> 00:18:45,760
Quentin fuckin' Crisp?!
I'm not a gay man.
422
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:49,280
I'm a woman, OK, born with a cock.
423
00:18:49,281 --> 00:18:51,120
Definition of a woman
with a cock - man.
424
00:18:51,121 --> 00:18:52,480
I feel like a woman inside!
425
00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:55,640
Oh, yeah? Well, I feel like
bleedin' Pamela Anderson inside,
426
00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:59,120
but not much chance of you seeing
me in fuckin' Baywatch, is there?!
427
00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:00,640
I'm a woman!
428
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:01,680
Cock!
429
00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:02,320
Woman!
430
00:19:02,321 --> 00:19:03,440
Woman!
Cock!
431
00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:03,640
Woman!
432
00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:07,480
Woman!
Cock, cock, cock.
433
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:11,120
Fighting your battles for you,
defending you
434
00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:13,840
while you pranced round
the streets in Ma's heels!
435
00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:17,840
You were a self-indulgent,
spoilt little bastard!
436
00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:23,434
You've got no idea what I went
through, the pain that I suffered
437
00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:27,000
and all that time
you were laughing at me, Mimi!
438
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:29,120
I was screaming for help.
439
00:19:29,121 --> 00:19:31,985
I was begging for somebody
to give me their hand
440
00:19:31,986 --> 00:19:34,185
and all that time
you were laughing at me,
441
00:19:34,186 --> 00:19:38,185
taking the piss
while I was drowning.
442
00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:42,465
I was drowning.
443
00:19:46,826 --> 00:19:50,825
Urgh! Your bollock's out.
444
00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:59,175
It was like the Crying Game
all over again, only in 3D.
445
00:19:59,176 --> 00:20:03,175
Are you two OK now?
446
00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:07,295
If I'd have known.
447
00:20:07,296 --> 00:20:10,175
If we'd have talked,
your burden could've been lighter.
448
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,135
We could've gone on Trisha
or that gobshite on Granada.
449
00:20:13,136 --> 00:20:16,895
Talked things through,
reached an understanding.
450
00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:19,015
A resolution.
451
00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:22,695
But from now on, my casa, su casa.
452
00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:24,175
English, please.
453
00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:26,655
It means her house is my house, love.
454
00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:28,975
As long as you want to stay,
you're welcome.
455
00:20:28,976 --> 00:20:30,295
Such a lot to catch up on.
456
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:34,295
Come here, love.
457
00:20:34,656 --> 00:20:36,775
And one more thing you need to know.
Jamie and Shane
458
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:40,215
obviously aren't too comfortable
having me around, so, er...
459
00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:41,495
I might as well say this here.
460
00:20:41,496 --> 00:20:44,575
We had a homo in the footie team
and they were cool with him.
461
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,415
I mean, apart from
touching him during a tackle.
462
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,335
Or bending down for the ball.
463
00:20:48,336 --> 00:20:50,295
Or him kissing them if they scored.
464
00:20:50,296 --> 00:20:52,815
And the showers. And well,
having him on the team but...
465
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,935
Erm...
I've rehearsed this a million times
466
00:20:54,936 --> 00:20:58,575
and I've never got it right, so, er,
467
00:20:58,576 --> 00:21:02,575
forgive my, er, bluntness.
Robert Hepburn's...days
468
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:08,695
on earth...are numbered.
469
00:21:09,056 --> 00:21:12,375
It's the AIDS, isn't it?
It's God's judgement.
470
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:15,175
You've been smitten.
I fucking knew it!
471
00:21:15,176 --> 00:21:16,855
Oh, sweet Jesus, I could be next!
472
00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:17,775
Mimi...
473
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,695
I told your dad more than once -
it's not in God's plan.
474
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,535
Mimi, love...
475
00:21:22,536 --> 00:21:24,935
If he'd had meant us
to do it like that
476
00:21:24,936 --> 00:21:28,695
he'd've made it easier
to get it in!
477
00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:32,095
Mimi! It's not
fucking AIDS, OK, it's not AIDS!
478
00:21:32,096 --> 00:21:34,415
I've been living
as a woman for years.
479
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:35,575
With a woman?
480
00:21:35,576 --> 00:21:39,575
As. Undergoing psychiatric
evaluation, hormone therapy.
481
00:21:40,256 --> 00:21:42,975
And now I'm just waiting
to get the nod.
482
00:21:42,976 --> 00:21:46,975
Come on, I've always said that
me John Thomas gets in the way.
483
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,015
Well, pretty soon it won't.
484
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,655
John Thomas?
485
00:21:50,656 --> 00:21:51,615
Snip!
486
00:21:51,616 --> 00:21:55,615
Ooh!
487
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,695
They're here!
You're fucking kidding!
488
00:21:59,696 --> 00:22:02,815
One word out of place
and I will rip their heads off
489
00:22:02,816 --> 00:22:06,415
and shit down their necks.
490
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:07,975
All right?
491
00:22:07,976 --> 00:22:08,895
Come in.
492
00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:11,895
You must be Avril.
I hope you like white.
493
00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:14,455
I like most whites.
494
00:22:14,456 --> 00:22:16,535
Thanks for coming, mate.
495
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,695
Our pleasure.
496
00:22:17,696 --> 00:22:21,695
Welcome.
497
00:22:21,936 --> 00:22:22,135
This is Ellen.
498
00:22:22,136 --> 00:22:25,695
Hiya.
499
00:22:25,696 --> 00:22:29,695
Jackson.
Coats.
500
00:22:33,496 --> 00:22:37,495
Go on through.
501
00:22:41,536 --> 00:22:43,695
Two G&T's, please, Micky.
502
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,895
The Scouse transvestite.
Hardly convincing.
503
00:22:46,896 --> 00:22:48,135
Why's that?
504
00:22:48,136 --> 00:22:52,135
The wrong shade of orange
for a start.
505
00:22:54,376 --> 00:22:57,095
Dina wants to audition
for the talent night.
506
00:22:57,096 --> 00:23:00,255
Hardly talent. Even I can do that.
507
00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:04,255
She's got a grip like a python. The
punters call her the penis fly trap.
508
00:23:04,336 --> 00:23:05,935
The things she can't
do with her libia...
509
00:23:05,936 --> 00:23:07,655
Anyone can smoke a cigar.
510
00:23:07,656 --> 00:23:11,655
What...like that?
511
00:23:18,176 --> 00:23:19,175
Admittedly, not.
512
00:23:19,176 --> 00:23:21,255
No, no, but I'm going
to fucking learn one day.
513
00:23:21,256 --> 00:23:24,975
Right, Micky, get her third on the
bill, behind that deaf kid that did
514
00:23:24,976 --> 00:23:27,655
the yodelling, you know...
515
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,455
Audience is going to need
perking up after that, I think.
516
00:23:29,456 --> 00:23:32,495
And, er, me and Bobbi'll be
rehearsing a little special
517
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,175
something too, won't we?
518
00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:38,175
Mm-hm, sister act.
519
00:23:40,856 --> 00:23:44,855
Shane's clamping anything with
wheels. I'm worried for my mobility.
520
00:23:47,536 --> 00:23:49,975
They've only clamped the bloody pram!
521
00:23:49,976 --> 00:23:53,975
Bastards!
522
00:23:56,336 --> 00:23:58,255
My punters are too scared to park.
523
00:23:58,256 --> 00:23:59,975
How are the acts going to get their
gear in here, Micky?
524
00:23:59,976 --> 00:24:03,975
Where are your tutors
expected to park their cars?
525
00:24:05,496 --> 00:24:07,055
What've you done to Shane?
526
00:24:07,056 --> 00:24:08,615
I don't know what
you're talking about.
527
00:24:08,616 --> 00:24:10,775
He's not answering his phone.
528
00:24:10,776 --> 00:24:11,815
Well, maybe he's tied up.
529
00:24:11,816 --> 00:24:15,815
You've done something.
Where is he?
530
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:20,615
Bastaaaard!
531
00:24:20,616 --> 00:24:24,335
Fucking kill you!
532
00:24:24,336 --> 00:24:25,375
Whoa! You said you'd back off!
533
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:26,175
What is going on?
534
00:24:26,176 --> 00:24:27,935
I'm just showing our Shane
what an inconvenience it is
535
00:24:27,936 --> 00:24:30,535
when you're clamped.
536
00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:32,055
He's not worth it.
537
00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:33,095
Pack it in!
538
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,135
Pack it in!
You said you'd walk!
539
00:24:35,136 --> 00:24:37,215
You'd do best to remember
who pays your wages.
540
00:24:37,216 --> 00:24:41,215
Yeah, time for you to
nail your colours, Micky.
541
00:24:41,896 --> 00:24:43,895
He's in on the business.
542
00:24:43,896 --> 00:24:45,575
Silent partner.
543
00:24:45,576 --> 00:24:48,095
You work for me or you work for him.
544
00:24:48,096 --> 00:24:52,095
Not both. It's time to choose.
545
00:24:57,216 --> 00:24:58,655
Smells fantastic,
don't you think, Ellen?
546
00:24:58,656 --> 00:24:59,655
Mmm.
547
00:24:59,656 --> 00:25:01,375
It's an old family recipe.
548
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:05,375
Braised crocodile cheeks
in an apricot and prickly pear sauce.
549
00:25:07,096 --> 00:25:10,615
It's a delicacy where
my family come from.
550
00:25:10,616 --> 00:25:14,615
Just pulling your leg.
Creole Chicken.
551
00:25:16,536 --> 00:25:17,535
Really nice of you to invite us.
552
00:25:17,536 --> 00:25:19,295
That's entirely down to Jackson.
553
00:25:19,296 --> 00:25:23,295
I wouldn't normally piss on a
member of the BAP if he were on fire.
554
00:25:27,816 --> 00:25:29,855
We've got a bad reputation.
555
00:25:29,856 --> 00:25:31,375
Something we're working on.
556
00:25:31,376 --> 00:25:32,735
How, exactly?
557
00:25:32,736 --> 00:25:34,215
Well, we're opening doors.
558
00:25:34,216 --> 00:25:37,095
If you're British born and bred,
you're welcome.
559
00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:39,975
But we all know that's to fit in
with a legal requirement.
560
00:25:39,976 --> 00:25:43,415
You wouldn't do it
if you didn't have to.
561
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:47,415
Eat.
562
00:25:47,936 --> 00:25:49,215
Avril's every right
to be suspicious.
563
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:51,215
Country's gone to the dogs.
564
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,415
Agreed?
565
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:54,895
We're all getting ready
for that spring, summer,
566
00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:56,575
autumn and winter of discontent.
567
00:25:56,576 --> 00:25:59,855
So your party isn't waging
a war against race any more.
568
00:25:59,856 --> 00:26:02,455
It's a class war now.
569
00:26:02,456 --> 00:26:05,575
The country's being run by a
gang of public schoolboys who don't
570
00:26:05,576 --> 00:26:07,815
know the meaning of doing without.
571
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:11,815
A millionaire boys' club, who've got
the temerity to tell us to tighten
572
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:15,095
our belts while they're heading off
to their holiday homes in Barbados.
573
00:26:15,096 --> 00:26:16,455
So it's equality you're after?
574
00:26:16,456 --> 00:26:20,455
We're after British people
being treated fairly. Put first.
575
00:26:20,976 --> 00:26:22,735
We've got a march this Saturday.
576
00:26:22,736 --> 00:26:25,775
Lefties and students are onto it.
Some contacts of the
577
00:26:25,776 --> 00:26:28,095
police have told me they're
going to meet us mob-handed.
578
00:26:28,096 --> 00:26:29,815
You're cancelling, I hope?
579
00:26:29,816 --> 00:26:33,535
We've got a democratic right to our
opinion. The march is going ahead.
580
00:26:33,536 --> 00:26:37,535
They won't be able to chant
their usual racist insults at us.
581
00:26:38,256 --> 00:26:42,255
Not once they've
clocked our poster boy.
582
00:26:46,696 --> 00:26:48,215
You up for it?
583
00:26:48,216 --> 00:26:52,215
Deffo.
584
00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:58,095
You know as well as I do,
585
00:26:58,096 --> 00:27:00,975
that march will turn into a riot-
and you'll be at the front of it.
586
00:27:00,976 --> 00:27:02,415
It won't come to that.
587
00:27:02,416 --> 00:27:05,335
If you're lucky enough not to end up
in the morgue, you'll lose your job.
588
00:27:05,336 --> 00:27:06,655
That won't happen.
589
00:27:06,656 --> 00:27:10,655
Will you take your fucking head
from up your arse
590
00:27:10,976 --> 00:27:14,855
and wake up to what it is you're
getting involved in, Jackson!?
591
00:27:14,856 --> 00:27:18,375
Anyone accuses me of going along
with what that lunatic's preaching
592
00:27:18,376 --> 00:27:20,735
and I remind them
I was the one that leaked this.
593
00:27:20,736 --> 00:27:22,855
What is it?
594
00:27:22,856 --> 00:27:26,855
A list of every BAP member
registered to vote in the UK.
595
00:27:27,616 --> 00:27:31,615
Where d'you get it?
596
00:27:41,776 --> 00:27:45,015
I get this to the papers before the march
and I save a few heads being kicked.
597
00:27:45,016 --> 00:27:46,855
He'll know it's you.
598
00:27:46,856 --> 00:27:49,295
Not me.
599
00:27:49,296 --> 00:27:51,695
I'll ask Chesney to do it.
600
00:27:51,696 --> 00:27:53,255
Stop worrying.
601
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:54,855
Come here.
602
00:27:54,856 --> 00:27:58,855
I've got it covered.
603
00:28:02,696 --> 00:28:04,495
You nervous, Michael?
604
00:28:04,496 --> 00:28:06,455
You've every fucking right to be.
605
00:28:06,456 --> 00:28:08,575
These are your two choices.
606
00:28:08,576 --> 00:28:10,095
It's all down to you.
607
00:28:10,096 --> 00:28:13,815
And over to the lovely Roberta
for that last-minute reminder.
608
00:28:13,816 --> 00:28:16,775
Thank you. Eh, stop it, cheeky!
609
00:28:16,776 --> 00:28:20,775
OK, choose Jamie and you condemn
Shane and Kelly to a life on the
610
00:28:20,896 --> 00:28:24,895
outside, with absolutely no
back-up whatsoever from any Maguire.
611
00:28:25,696 --> 00:28:29,455
Within weeks they'll be sleeping
rough, forced to sell what little
612
00:28:29,456 --> 00:28:32,535
they do have, in order to survive!
613
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:34,655
And choice B, please, Roberta.
614
00:28:34,656 --> 00:28:37,215
Ooh, choice B, Shane.
615
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,335
By choosing him, you'll essentially
616
00:28:39,336 --> 00:28:42,615
be dismantling the family business,
which means that you and Shane
617
00:28:42,616 --> 00:28:45,855
will not be able to work for the
family, therefore rendering the family
618
00:28:45,856 --> 00:28:48,455
business, by definition, redundant!
619
00:28:48,456 --> 00:28:50,615
Do remember, though, Michael,
choice B
620
00:28:50,616 --> 00:28:54,615
carries the hidden bonus of a
return for your ma to the Holy Land!
621
00:28:58,056 --> 00:28:59,775
That's right.
Mum will get an all-expenses paid,
622
00:28:59,776 --> 00:29:03,775
one-way trip all the way back
to the banks of the Mersey!
623
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:07,215
Michael, it's time to...
624
00:29:07,216 --> 00:29:10,255
Make your choice!
625
00:29:10,256 --> 00:29:13,535
Choose! Choose!
Choose! Choose!
626
00:29:13,536 --> 00:29:17,535
Choose! Choose! Choose! Choose!
627
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:42,015
It's time, Micky.
628
00:29:42,016 --> 00:29:42,655
We need a decision.
629
00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:43,895
Not yet.
630
00:29:43,896 --> 00:29:44,415
Do it now.
631
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:45,655
I can't!
632
00:29:45,656 --> 00:29:46,535
You're going to have to.
633
00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:47,455
I need more time.
634
00:29:47,456 --> 00:29:48,495
Well, you haven't got it.
635
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,815
But I need an extension.
636
00:29:49,816 --> 00:29:53,375
Look, there's too much to
consider at such short notice.
637
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,255
You know what I'm like.
It takes me half an hour
638
00:29:55,256 --> 00:29:57,495
to decide which side of bed
to get out of in the morning!
639
00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,615
There's only one side you
can get out, you daft twat.
640
00:30:00,616 --> 00:30:02,335
Your bed's against a wall.
641
00:30:02,336 --> 00:30:06,335
It was a metaphor!
Cornflakes, Weetabix, Coco Pops.
642
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:10,455
Black socks, white socks, sports
socks, boxers, Y-fronts, G-string!
643
00:30:14,576 --> 00:30:16,655
There's too many decisions
to make as it is!
644
00:30:16,656 --> 00:30:18,295
Micky, what colour
do you want these?
645
00:30:18,296 --> 00:30:21,895
How the fuck
should I know, you s...!
646
00:30:21,896 --> 00:30:25,895
Sorry, Karen.
Two soft whites, please.
647
00:30:30,016 --> 00:30:32,335
Is it true, then?
You're just waiting for the snip?
648
00:30:32,336 --> 00:30:34,735
Oh, jungle drums
been banging, have they?
649
00:30:34,736 --> 00:30:36,455
What do you do with it
while you're waiting?
650
00:30:36,456 --> 00:30:38,895
I mean, where do you put it?
651
00:30:38,896 --> 00:30:42,015
Well,
let me get the drinks in and then
652
00:30:42,016 --> 00:30:45,175
I'll tell you all you need to know.
653
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,895
Mimi, love, can I get a G&T
654
00:30:46,896 --> 00:30:50,015
and whatever my new
best mates are having?
655
00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:51,895
These are on me, love.
656
00:30:51,896 --> 00:30:55,815
Aw.
657
00:30:55,816 --> 00:30:58,815
You know, I was always the one
with the talent. And the looks.
658
00:30:58,816 --> 00:31:02,775
People used to say to me I was more
of a woman than she could ever be.
659
00:31:02,776 --> 00:31:06,775
They did! No, they did!
660
00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:13,975
Spag bol all right for you, Bobbi?
661
00:31:13,976 --> 00:31:17,375
You know me. Love a bit of spick.
662
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,655
Are my slacks ready yet, Meems?
663
00:31:18,656 --> 00:31:22,655
Oh, upstairs. I'll just give them
a quick once-over with the iron.
664
00:31:26,376 --> 00:31:27,855
You know, we're
not that different, me and you.
665
00:31:27,856 --> 00:31:28,855
No?
666
00:31:28,856 --> 00:31:29,575
No.
667
00:31:29,576 --> 00:31:31,215
You mean apart from you
being a two-faced shit
668
00:31:31,216 --> 00:31:34,615
and slagging off me mam
behind her back?
669
00:31:34,616 --> 00:31:35,615
It's grown teeth.
670
00:31:35,616 --> 00:31:36,775
She's me mam.
671
00:31:36,776 --> 00:31:38,535
She's my sister.
672
00:31:38,536 --> 00:31:39,695
I'll tell her.
673
00:31:39,696 --> 00:31:41,935
No, you won't.
You know as well as I do, if you let
674
00:31:41,936 --> 00:31:44,775
her know that I really think she's a
fat, fucking ugly, embarrassing waste
675
00:31:44,776 --> 00:31:47,135
of space, it'd break her heart.
676
00:31:47,136 --> 00:31:48,095
Don't.
677
00:31:48,096 --> 00:31:51,175
Leaving me alone in Liverpool
was the best favour she ever did.
678
00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:54,975
The only reason I'm here
is cos I've nowhere else to go.
679
00:31:54,976 --> 00:31:58,415
Are you going to
tell her that as well?
680
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,855
No. You haven't got the balls, Micky.
681
00:32:01,856 --> 00:32:05,855
Why don't you wait a few weeks?
You can have mine.
682
00:32:06,056 --> 00:32:06,775
I'll tell her.
683
00:32:06,776 --> 00:32:10,775
Meems! Micky's got
something he'd like to say.
684
00:32:11,776 --> 00:32:13,495
No, I was just saying,
685
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,775
I'm really looking forward to
your duet with Uncle Robert.
686
00:32:15,776 --> 00:32:18,655
Steal the show.
687
00:32:18,656 --> 00:32:19,775
It's Bobbi.
688
00:32:19,776 --> 00:32:23,775
It's fucking Robert.
689
00:32:32,681 --> 00:32:36,680
All right, Frank?
690
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:43,415
I'm so high, I don't wanna
come down, Jimi.
691
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:48,095
See you on the flip side.
692
00:32:51,096 --> 00:32:55,095
CROWD CHEER
693
00:32:55,216 --> 00:32:58,455
Wanker.
694
00:32:58,456 --> 00:33:00,455
Was hoping you'd be in.
695
00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:04,455
Get in the car.
696
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,775
Some fucker robbed
the membership list.
697
00:33:14,776 --> 00:33:17,175
We've got a lot of support up on high
698
00:33:17,176 --> 00:33:19,735
but people'll be terrified
to back us if this gets out.
699
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:23,735
If it gets out?
700
00:33:25,616 --> 00:33:27,975
I always keep this
memory stick on me.
701
00:33:27,976 --> 00:33:31,615
Mate of mine's a journo at
the paper that got contacted.
702
00:33:31,616 --> 00:33:35,455
He dialled 1471, got the number,
we did a bit of research.
703
00:33:35,456 --> 00:33:38,695
Found out who it was.
704
00:33:38,696 --> 00:33:39,975
Go on.
705
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,815
That little Paki bastard you know.
Chesney?
706
00:33:42,816 --> 00:33:46,815
Listen - Ches isn't politically
minded, not in that sense.
707
00:33:47,256 --> 00:33:50,375
He went through my stuff in the
changing rooms while we played footy.
708
00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:52,575
So what will you do,
give him a hiding?
709
00:33:52,576 --> 00:33:54,935
Gonna make an example of him.
710
00:33:54,936 --> 00:33:56,455
What do you mean, an example?
711
00:33:56,456 --> 00:34:00,055
A couple of the lads are on
their way over, tooled up.
712
00:34:00,056 --> 00:34:02,455
We're gonna have a few cocktails.
713
00:34:02,456 --> 00:34:03,495
Cocktails?
714
00:34:03,496 --> 00:34:07,495
Always have a few drinks
at a barbie, don't you?
715
00:34:14,656 --> 00:34:17,335
Mimi, same again.
716
00:34:17,336 --> 00:34:18,375
Yeah, OK.
717
00:34:18,376 --> 00:34:21,935
It can't have been easy
growing up knowing what you knew.
718
00:34:21,936 --> 00:34:24,095
That you were trapped.
719
00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:26,255
I can't imagine what
that must feel like.
720
00:34:26,256 --> 00:34:28,055
I can.
721
00:34:28,056 --> 00:34:29,775
Well, everyone's got their burden.
722
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:32,095
How come it's taken this long?
723
00:34:32,096 --> 00:34:34,175
Having his cock cut off?
724
00:34:34,176 --> 00:34:37,495
Didn't have the confidence,
or the backing of me family either.
725
00:34:37,496 --> 00:34:41,375
It can't have been easy news for
your mother and father to absorb.
726
00:34:41,376 --> 00:34:45,215
When Rodney said he was a philatelist,
I couldn't get out of bed for a month.
727
00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:48,015
You expect that from the older
generation. But the one place
728
00:34:48,016 --> 00:34:52,015
I expected just a little bit of
support was from my own sister.
729
00:34:52,216 --> 00:34:53,815
And it never came.
730
00:34:53,816 --> 00:34:57,815
I tried to end it all a few times.
731
00:34:58,416 --> 00:35:02,415
A scream for help
that was never answered.
732
00:35:02,616 --> 00:35:05,455
Abandoned at 16, mam and dad dead.
733
00:35:05,456 --> 00:35:08,215
With the burden
of a penis you never wanted.
734
00:35:08,216 --> 00:35:09,975
When I had my appendix out,
735
00:35:09,976 --> 00:35:12,135
they gave me it in a jar.
Are you thinking...
736
00:35:12,136 --> 00:35:13,175
No.
737
00:35:13,176 --> 00:35:17,175
Here you go, girls.
Run off my feet here.
738
00:35:19,696 --> 00:35:20,415
Everything all right?
739
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:24,415
Fine.
740
00:35:30,176 --> 00:35:32,655
We need to get some bread rolls,
741
00:35:32,656 --> 00:35:34,375
mayo, cans of tuna, cans of ham.
742
00:35:34,376 --> 00:35:36,975
We can rustle up a
decent buffet between us.
743
00:35:36,976 --> 00:35:39,735
When the going gets tough,
the tough go shopping.
744
00:35:39,736 --> 00:35:42,495
I'll get a few bob out of petty cash.
Will you go for it?
745
00:35:42,496 --> 00:35:44,855
What, in these heels?
746
00:35:44,856 --> 00:35:47,615
Well, I'd rather have ham.
747
00:35:47,616 --> 00:35:50,055
I'll put cheese on a bit...
748
00:35:50,056 --> 00:35:52,055
Bastards!
749
00:35:52,056 --> 00:35:53,535
Come here!
750
00:35:53,536 --> 00:35:54,895
I know your dad!
751
00:35:54,896 --> 00:35:58,895
Yeah?
Well, I fuckin' don't! Dickhead.
752
00:35:58,976 --> 00:36:02,975
Least we know he's in.
Soon as the lads arrive, we're on.
753
00:36:03,656 --> 00:36:06,975
Time for you to prove yourself.
We're shaping history, Jackson.
754
00:36:06,976 --> 00:36:10,975
You should be proud.
755
00:36:13,096 --> 00:36:16,375
It'll be fine, son, the show.
It's gonna be great, I can feel it.
756
00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:17,455
You reckon?
757
00:36:17,456 --> 00:36:20,535
The whole estate's buzzing.
Gonna be one to remember.
758
00:36:20,536 --> 00:36:22,175
Proud of you.
759
00:36:22,176 --> 00:36:23,775
Yeah?
760
00:36:23,776 --> 00:36:26,575
Well, not everyone could
organise a night like this.
761
00:36:26,576 --> 00:36:28,815
Takes a lot of dedication and skill.
762
00:36:28,816 --> 00:36:31,255
And don't forget,
there's a little of Bobbi's
763
00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:35,255
DNA running through them veins.
764
00:36:37,176 --> 00:36:39,175
Decision time.
765
00:36:39,176 --> 00:36:40,655
Time to make your choice, Micky.
766
00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:43,255
I can't, I need a slash!
767
00:36:43,256 --> 00:36:46,815
Fuck's sake. Straight in, straight
out. We've got plans to make.
768
00:36:46,816 --> 00:36:50,815
We've got plans to make.
769
00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:13,815
'We need some bread rolls.'
770
00:37:13,816 --> 00:37:15,175
'Will you go for it?'
771
00:37:15,176 --> 00:37:19,175
'What, in these heels?'
772
00:37:24,256 --> 00:37:28,255
You can work this to your advantage,
soft arse.
773
00:37:28,256 --> 00:37:30,895
All you've ever done
is give to those bastards
774
00:37:30,896 --> 00:37:34,735
and what have they given you in
return? Their respect? Their love?
775
00:37:34,736 --> 00:37:36,975
Fuck off, they love me.
776
00:37:36,976 --> 00:37:39,375
They've got a fucked-up way
of showing it.
777
00:37:39,376 --> 00:37:43,375
But it's hardly surprising
with the parenting that you've had.
778
00:37:44,976 --> 00:37:48,295
50-50.
779
00:37:49,149 --> 00:37:51,770
Come on.
Come away with me.
780
00:37:52,165 --> 00:37:56,689
Sun all year round, sandy beaches
and all the cock you could handle.
781
00:37:57,165 --> 00:38:01,164
Come on.
782
00:38:04,485 --> 00:38:06,044
Jamie! Shane!
783
00:38:06,045 --> 00:38:10,044
They're gonna shit on you for the
rest of your life if you let them.
784
00:38:18,498 --> 00:38:22,497
Bang on time.
785
00:38:30,418 --> 00:38:34,417
You know the drill, boys.
786
00:38:37,142 --> 00:38:41,141
Soon as it's alight, chuck the can
into the flames and walk.
787
00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:45,941
No.
788
00:38:45,942 --> 00:38:47,401
Everything I've worked for,
789
00:38:47,402 --> 00:38:50,006
everything I've built up
over the past ten years has been
790
00:38:50,007 --> 00:38:52,966
fucked over by that little
bastard, and he's gonna pay.
791
00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:57,739
Get your fucking bala on.
792
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:12,219
Mark, Mark, Mark, please!
I'll do anything.
793
00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:16,219
Stand up for your rights, Jackson.
That's all I'm asking you to do!
794
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:19,779
Get out! Everyone out! Get out!
795
00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:22,259
What's going on?
796
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,779
Fuck!
797
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:29,779
Piss off, love.
798
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,579
I've got your back, Jimi!
799
00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:44,579
Cheers, Frank.
800
00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:51,659
Bastard!
801
00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:07,539
It was me who copied your membership
list. If I see you again,
802
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:11,379
or have any trouble from you, it'll
find its way to the national press.
803
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:15,379
You got that? Good.
804
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:24,179
And this is for Ches.
805
00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:36,099
You robbed the takings
from your own sister?
806
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,659
Oh, what can I say? I'm sorry.
807
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:41,299
I'm still trying to
get my head round this.
808
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:45,299
From your own flesh and blood?
809
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:49,179
Oh, cut the bullshit, please,
will ya, girl? Flesh and blood?
810
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:52,059
We never even
fucking liked each other.
811
00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:54,659
We misunderstood each other.
812
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,459
We were young, immature.
813
00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:58,539
Mimi, can I just set
the record straight here?
814
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:01,979
You've said often enough I was
never the brother that you wanted.
815
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:03,579
Well, here's the funny thing,
816
00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:06,619
you were never the
fucking sister I wanted.
817
00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:08,339
Watch your fucking mouth.
818
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:11,459
Think I'm frightened of you?
You think cos I dress like this,
819
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:14,139
I can't handle myself?
Back the fuck off, pretty boy.
820
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:16,899
Leave it, Jamie.
821
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:20,379
Your ma said she used
to be embarrassed of me.
822
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:24,379
Well, it was nothing to what I felt when
I'd see her waddling down the street
823
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:28,499
with her fucking bubble perm
and her fucking shellsuits.
824
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,379
More of a woman than
you'll ever be, though.
825
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:34,219
That's debatable.
826
00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:37,139
There wasn't one ounce of femininity
about you
827
00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:39,259
when we were being dragged up.
828
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:43,059
When I got up in the morning,
it was to get the house ready
829
00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:45,499
and you to school.
830
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,779
Then I nursed my ma till she died,
831
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:50,459
then I helped my dad
deal with the grief.
832
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:54,459
When was I supposed to find time
to paint my nails and do my hair?
833
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:58,539
Oh, the trials of St Mimi. Be careful,
the stigmata will start playing up.
834
00:41:58,540 --> 00:41:59,579
Watch your mouth!
835
00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:03,579
If you want fucking knocking out by
a pre-op, Shane, you just go for it.
836
00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:08,059
Leave us, the three of ya.
837
00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:24,739
What will it cost to go from pole
to hole?
838
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,299
You mean to complete my dream?
839
00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:30,139
Give me the life I should
have had, but never did?
840
00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:34,139
Give me the start I should have had?
841
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:42,259
Priceless.
842
00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:52,779
Bye, Bobbi.
843
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:05,259
You let Bobbi go?
844
00:43:05,260 --> 00:43:08,419
With the cash? Why?
845
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,419
Cos he's my brother.
846
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:14,379
Sort of.
And that's what you do.
847
00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:17,659
And any more talk of choosing sides,
848
00:43:17,660 --> 00:43:20,899
and Bobbi won't be the only
one getting his cock cut off.
849
00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:24,899
Comprende?
850
00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:28,059
She might have a point.
851
00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:32,059
Yeah. But you're fucking barred.
852
00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:47,059
Listen, listen. Right, if anything
goes wrong, improvise, yeah?
853
00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:50,179
The audience won't give a fuck,
they'll be pissed anyway.
854
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:54,179
Let's get that royal
seal of approval!
855
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:57,219
And remember, there's no "I"
in showbiz.
856
00:43:57,220 --> 00:44:00,499
Yeah, there is.
857
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,179
Ready?
858
00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:06,179
Go break your legs!
859
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:38,499
Someone get that pin
off her, for fuck's sake.
860
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:54,019
♪ One can go out to a movie,
looking for a special treat
861
00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:05,059
♪ Yeah, one can take a walk
in the moonlight
862
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:07,859
♪ Thinking that it's really nice
863
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:10,619
♪ Oh, but two walking hand in hand
864
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:13,579
♪It's like adding just a pinch of s...
865
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:16,899
♪ Oh, it takes two, baby
866
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:20,019
♪ It takes two, baby
867
00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:21,779
♪ Me and you.... ♪
868
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:23,659
'Face facts.
869
00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:26,299
'No family's perfect.'
870
00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:29,499
'Might appear to be on the surface,
but open it up
871
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:34,650
'and you find all the shit no-one
wants to acknowledge even exists.
872
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:39,699
'You've got to take your head
out of the sand in the end.
873
00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:42,499
'All families are fucked.
874
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:46,499
'Ignore that advice at your peril.'
875
00:45:47,463 --> 00:45:51,462
Is it possible to be in love
with two people at the same time?
876
00:45:52,623 --> 00:45:53,565
Jamie!
877
00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:56,294
You're losing Libby.
878
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:59,534
We sit outside his house and talk,
sometimes for hours.
879
00:45:59,535 --> 00:46:03,225
That turned your nipples so hard,
you could have my eyes out.
880
00:46:03,226 --> 00:46:05,265
Licky-lick equals win-win.
881
00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:08,385
Ravage me with your tongue,
you dirty savage!
882
00:46:08,386 --> 00:46:11,065
Leave tonight.
Don't ever come back.
883
00:46:11,066 --> 00:46:12,771
I don't want to marry you, Frank.
884
00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:23,171
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