1 00:00:07,413 --> 00:00:09,483 Three Hundred Big Boys 2 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:33,611 MAN: This Week in the Universe. 3 00:00:34,373 --> 00:00:36,125 Dateline, Tarantulon 6. 4 00:00:36,293 --> 00:00:37,567 The brave warriors of Earth... 5 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:40,964 ...under the command of Gen. Maj. Webelo Zapp Brannigan... 6 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:45,684 ...have achieved victory over the spider homeworld. 7 00:00:48,293 --> 00:00:50,602 And to the victor belong the spoils. 8 00:00:50,773 --> 00:00:55,085 One trillion dollars in silken treasure. 9 00:00:55,253 --> 00:00:56,527 [MOANS] 10 00:00:56,813 --> 00:01:00,567 My fellow Earthicans, after meeting with top voodoo economists... 11 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:04,726 ...l have decided to refund our silk surplus to you, the taxpayers. 12 00:01:04,893 --> 00:01:08,442 That's right, I've sent you each 300 buckaroos... 13 00:01:08,613 --> 00:01:12,686 ...in the form of a Tricky Dick Fun Bill. Knock yourselves out! 14 00:01:14,053 --> 00:01:15,042 [CHEERING] 15 00:01:15,213 --> 00:01:16,566 I'm slightly richer! 16 00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:18,286 BENDER: What to do, what to do? 17 00:01:18,493 --> 00:01:22,042 One $300 hooker-bot or 300 $1 hooker-bots? 18 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:23,527 I'm gonna swim with a whale. 19 00:01:23,693 --> 00:01:27,242 -They're the gentle giants of the deep. -I'm well aware of that. 20 00:01:27,453 --> 00:01:30,525 Scruffy's gonna get himself one of them $300 haircuts. 21 00:01:30,693 --> 00:01:33,526 This one's lost its pizzazz. 22 00:01:33,733 --> 00:01:35,007 A fortune, it is. 23 00:01:35,173 --> 00:01:38,768 At last, Zoidberg will live like a rich man! 24 00:01:39,013 --> 00:01:41,447 Hey, cut it out. Go away. Get away from me. 25 00:01:41,693 --> 00:01:45,891 It's just 300 bucks. What is that, like 1 00 cups of coffee? 26 00:01:46,093 --> 00:01:49,927 That's it! I'm getting 1 00 cups of coffee, starting now. 27 00:01:50,173 --> 00:01:52,368 Coffee machine, one cup of coffee, please. 28 00:01:57,053 --> 00:01:59,328 Smells good. 29 00:02:01,253 --> 00:02:03,642 -Leela, are you there? -No. 30 00:02:03,853 --> 00:02:07,323 Oh, yes, you are. I'm hereby inviting you and your oddball coworkers... 31 00:02:07,493 --> 00:02:11,611 ... to a special reception to display the national silk surplus. 32 00:02:11,773 --> 00:02:14,970 I believe you know the heroic space stallion who captured it. 33 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:17,203 Show them my medal, Kif. 34 00:02:17,373 --> 00:02:19,523 He rented it with his tax refund. 35 00:02:19,693 --> 00:02:22,730 So, Leela, will you have the pleasure? 36 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,730 What little there is to be had. 37 00:02:24,933 --> 00:02:28,562 Tomorrow night at 8, then. Smooches. 38 00:02:34,013 --> 00:02:37,688 No cheap crack houses for me no more! 39 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,130 Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe? 40 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,249 [MOANS] 41 00:02:46,773 --> 00:02:49,333 [KIF GASPING] 42 00:02:49,493 --> 00:02:51,688 Oh, Kif, it was so romantic of you. . . 43 00:02:51,853 --> 00:02:54,162 . . .to rent this paddle plane with your tax rebate. 44 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:57,131 We're like two dandelion seeds wafting on the breeze. 45 00:02:57,293 --> 00:03:00,285 Yes. Seeds. Wafting. 46 00:03:00,493 --> 00:03:04,281 I almost feel kind of shallow for blowing my rebate on this cool talking tattoo. 47 00:03:04,453 --> 00:03:07,809 Hey, Gordon Gekko. I cost as much as this whole crummy date! 48 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:09,969 Shut up! Ow! 49 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,612 Ma'am, it has become too much of a chore for me. . . 50 00:03:16,773 --> 00:03:18,764 . . .to clean out my wrinkles each day. 51 00:03:18,973 --> 00:03:22,409 Is it true that stem cells may fight the aging process? 52 00:03:22,613 --> 00:03:26,003 Well, yes. In the same way an infant may fight Muhammad Ali, but-- 53 00:03:26,213 --> 00:03:28,522 One pound of stem cells, please! 54 00:03:31,173 --> 00:03:35,644 Of course, any age-reversing effects will be purely temporary. 55 00:03:35,813 --> 00:03:37,804 [SCREAMING] 56 00:03:47,613 --> 00:03:49,444 BENDER: Ooh! 57 00:03:51,853 --> 00:03:53,844 Oh! 58 00:03:54,053 --> 00:03:57,090 Say, buddy, why is this Grand Cigar so pricey? 59 00:03:57,293 --> 00:03:58,567 Well, as you can see. . . 60 00:03:58,733 --> 00:04:02,043 . . .its wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. Constitution. 61 00:04:02,213 --> 00:04:06,126 It was hand-rolled by Queen Elizabeth during her wild years. . . 62 00:04:06,293 --> 00:04:10,605 . . .and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms-- 63 00:04:10,773 --> 00:04:12,286 Well, you know the rest. 64 00:04:12,493 --> 00:04:14,563 -Give you 300 bucks for it. -No can do. 65 00:04:14,773 --> 00:04:19,722 Oh, all right. I'll just take these $300 burglar's tools, then. 66 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,804 Very good, sir. 67 00:04:21,973 --> 00:04:25,010 So, what time you close tonight? 68 00:04:27,093 --> 00:04:28,970 Hey, Pops! Did that tax rebate come? 69 00:04:29,173 --> 00:04:30,322 Came and went. 70 00:04:30,493 --> 00:04:33,690 You're now the proud owner of Bamboo Boogie Boots! 71 00:04:34,853 --> 00:04:37,686 With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun. 72 00:04:37,893 --> 00:04:39,565 But, Pops, I don't want to have fun. 73 00:04:39,733 --> 00:04:42,611 I want to be like you, boring but prudently invested. 74 00:04:42,813 --> 00:04:44,087 Babylon's bells! 75 00:04:44,253 --> 00:04:47,165 I tallied almost 300 bananas on this entertainment product! 76 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:50,052 -Now you put them on and have fun. -I don't wanna! 77 00:04:50,253 --> 00:04:53,962 Well, then, I'm gonna put them on and make you watch me have fun! See? 78 00:04:54,173 --> 00:04:55,162 Fun, fun-- 79 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:56,322 [HERMES SCREAMING] 80 00:04:56,573 --> 00:05:00,851 -Dwight! Help me! -I'll save you, Pops! 81 00:05:02,813 --> 00:05:05,771 [SCREAMING] 82 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,484 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS] 83 00:05:11,413 --> 00:05:14,405 Hey! Turn that damn music-- 84 00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:17,163 Up. 85 00:05:17,373 --> 00:05:19,841 -Isn't this fun? DWIGHT: No! I wish I had two mommies! 86 00:05:22,213 --> 00:05:25,569 Try these on, sir. 87 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:30,966 I ask for rich-guy stuff, and you give me shiny pebbles? 88 00:05:31,173 --> 00:05:34,006 I bid you adieu. 89 00:05:34,653 --> 00:05:35,642 Ah! 90 00:05:36,533 --> 00:05:39,411 [MIMICS THE THREE STOOGES] 91 00:05:43,773 --> 00:05:46,003 I'd like a pass to swim with Mushu, please. 92 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:48,852 Well, you asked the right guy. I'm the whale biologist. 93 00:05:49,013 --> 00:05:52,369 Though, personally, I hate whales. Especially Mushu. 94 00:05:52,573 --> 00:05:54,484 Then why'd you become a whale biologist? 95 00:05:54,693 --> 00:05:57,765 I don't know you well enough to get into that. $300, please. 96 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:02,803 Noon tomorrow. If you're late, you tread water in the scallop tank. 97 00:06:06,373 --> 00:06:07,852 Yeah. I'll have a coffee. 98 00:06:08,053 --> 00:06:11,682 -Guppy, trout, mermaid or--? -Whale, please. 99 00:06:14,693 --> 00:06:16,923 [KIF GASPING] 100 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:24,922 Amy, I also spent some of my tax rebate on a gift for you. 101 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,572 Oh, Kify! 102 00:06:27,933 --> 00:06:33,053 KIF: It shows the time wherever we both are, and it's powered by love. 103 00:06:33,253 --> 00:06:34,652 Also, you have to wind it. 104 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:38,482 -Oh! Somebody won big at Skee-Ball! -You shut up! 105 00:06:38,653 --> 00:06:42,282 I love it, Kif. I'll use it whenever I want to know what time it is. 106 00:06:44,493 --> 00:06:45,687 It's Fry and Leela. 107 00:06:46,013 --> 00:06:48,766 Hi, Fry and Leela! 108 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:52,212 Keep peddling! Oh, for the love of God, keep peddling! 109 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:53,882 [SCREAMS] 110 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,804 [CROWD SCREAMING] 111 00:07:01,613 --> 00:07:03,683 Bye, Fry and Leela! 112 00:07:05,013 --> 00:07:06,241 [BABBLING] 113 00:07:06,413 --> 00:07:07,971 Oh. 114 00:07:12,973 --> 00:07:17,251 Oh! I can't wait till the tattoos on Amy's butt hear about this! 115 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:19,529 MALE TATTOO: About what? FEMALE TATTOO: Tell us! 116 00:07:19,693 --> 00:07:21,445 [HORSE NEIGHS] 117 00:07:24,493 --> 00:07:25,767 [KIF SOBBING] 118 00:07:26,093 --> 00:07:29,210 Don't feel sad, my little tadpole. 119 00:07:29,373 --> 00:07:31,489 I'm trying not to. . . 120 00:07:31,653 --> 00:07:35,043 . . .but my gift to you is in the belly of a whale. 121 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:39,326 Say, this reminds me of that time I ate that other watch Kif gave you. 122 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:42,252 -Hey, it is kind of like that. -To induce vomiting. 123 00:07:42,413 --> 00:07:45,450 That was the solution. Everywhere it went. 124 00:07:45,613 --> 00:07:46,728 [CHUCKLING] 125 00:07:46,893 --> 00:07:49,532 What a Valentine's Day that was. 126 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:52,890 Hmm. This may seem like a huge coincidence. . . 127 00:07:53,053 --> 00:07:55,123 . . .but I happen to have an in with that whale. 128 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:56,766 Scruffy's formulated a plan. . . 129 00:07:56,933 --> 00:08:00,084 . . .but you'll need a ready source of nauseating rotten fish. 130 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:05,121 -Freshen your coffee, sir? -Yeah. Keep it coming. 131 00:08:05,293 --> 00:08:06,692 Put the pot down. Get away! 132 00:08:11,973 --> 00:08:16,569 You're so young in spirit. It's hard to believe you're as old as 25. 133 00:08:16,773 --> 00:08:22,450 The key is to grab life by the ho-joes. Live every day like it might be your last. 134 00:08:22,653 --> 00:08:26,612 -What'll it be, kids? -One bowl of mild farina. 135 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,292 Pay dirt. 136 00:08:36,693 --> 00:08:37,842 [LEELA YELLS] 137 00:08:38,013 --> 00:08:39,366 [FREEZER MOTOR STOPS] 138 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:41,489 [WHISTLING] 139 00:08:43,053 --> 00:08:48,366 Here you go, big spender. Foie gras and caviar. 140 00:08:48,533 --> 00:08:51,525 Goose liver? Fish eggs? 141 00:08:51,693 --> 00:08:54,082 Where's the goose? Where's the fish? 142 00:08:54,293 --> 00:08:57,444 Hey, that's what rich people eat. The garbage parts of the food. 143 00:08:57,653 --> 00:09:01,123 I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me $300! 144 00:09:01,293 --> 00:09:03,761 I'm not paying. Farewell, good sir. 145 00:09:04,013 --> 00:09:06,288 [MIMICS THE THREE STOOGES] 146 00:09:25,813 --> 00:09:27,292 [GRUNTS] 147 00:09:29,453 --> 00:09:31,603 The Grand Cigar, she is mine. 148 00:09:31,773 --> 00:09:34,571 And with absolutely no consequences. 149 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:35,927 [CHUCKLING] 150 00:09:45,493 --> 00:09:47,051 [MONSTER GROWL] 151 00:09:51,053 --> 00:09:53,408 -You see that? -Grand-theft tobacco. 152 00:09:53,573 --> 00:09:58,727 Time to get off our fat cop asses and ride. 153 00:10:03,693 --> 00:10:06,491 [HERMES SNORING] 154 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:12,811 Hey, you. This fish is slightly too rotten to even make jambalaya. 155 00:10:17,253 --> 00:10:19,892 So far so good. Where's Kif? 156 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:23,045 [GROANING] 157 00:10:27,773 --> 00:10:30,241 This isn't Yemeni! It's Sulawesi! 158 00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,722 The cup's shaking! I don't want my coffee shaking! 159 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:37,324 You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. 160 00:10:37,493 --> 00:10:39,848 -Been up all night? -Of course I've been up all night! 161 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,686 It was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. 162 00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:44,206 I need a nap. 163 00:10:44,373 --> 00:10:46,648 Coffee time! 164 00:10:50,373 --> 00:10:52,682 -Mighty fine smokable. -Fancy cigar. 165 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,413 Why don't you smoke it already! Puff, puff! Go, go, go! 166 00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:58,292 No. You can't blow the smoke from such a majestic stogy. . . 167 00:10:58,453 --> 00:10:59,727 . . .in just anyone's face. 168 00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:03,642 I'm saving it for the fancy-pantses at Zapp Brannigan's black-tie reception. 169 00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:05,132 You coming? 170 00:11:05,293 --> 00:11:07,682 [BABBLING] 171 00:11:09,893 --> 00:11:12,726 And the fifth reason whales kill is for the sheer fun of it. 172 00:11:12,893 --> 00:11:15,771 -Anything else? -You're lumpy and you smell awful. 173 00:11:16,253 --> 00:11:19,529 Hey, I calls them like I sees them. I'm a whale biologist. 174 00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:24,968 Okay, Mushu, it's feeding time. 175 00:11:27,613 --> 00:11:29,649 [MUSHU MUNCHING] 176 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:38,767 -Oh, crud. He ate my suit. BIOLOGIST: It was ugly! Whale biologist. 177 00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:45,243 [GRUNTING] 178 00:11:46,813 --> 00:11:51,728 -Perhaps if you tightened your grip, sir. -Thank you, golf slave. 179 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,971 Rich people wouldn't waste their time on this nonsense. 180 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,091 Plus, these eggs are gritty and tasteless. 181 00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:03,126 [MOANING] 182 00:12:04,253 --> 00:12:06,448 Ow! Not so rough! 183 00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:08,803 [MUSIC PLAYS] 184 00:12:10,693 --> 00:12:13,924 Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Mushu! 185 00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:17,005 The educated whale who thinks he's better than you! 186 00:12:18,853 --> 00:12:22,892 Come on, Mushu! Barf! Barf like a freshman! 187 00:12:23,093 --> 00:12:24,970 And now, ignorant whale lovers. . . 188 00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:28,523 . . .we'll see who's boss as I make Mushu jump through this hoop! 189 00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:29,967 Jump, Mushu. 190 00:12:32,213 --> 00:12:34,363 [GAGGING] 191 00:12:34,813 --> 00:12:37,805 BIOLOGIST: Who wants a fish? 192 00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:43,166 [CHILD CRYING] 193 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,051 Mushu is sad! 194 00:12:45,253 --> 00:12:48,051 It just keeps coming and coming. 195 00:12:48,213 --> 00:12:49,487 [BENDER HUMMING] 196 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:54,769 Wait. That choke. It's the watch. 197 00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:58,052 [CHEERING] 198 00:12:59,173 --> 00:13:00,811 I got it, Amy. I got it. 199 00:13:00,973 --> 00:13:04,522 -The plan went off without a-- -He's got aquarium property! Stop him! 200 00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:09,204 Better do what he says. He's a whale biologist. 201 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,722 You're under arrest, you squishy punk. 202 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,527 Oh. 203 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,365 [GAGGING] 204 00:13:25,573 --> 00:13:26,926 VAGRANT: Oh! 205 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,324 The Spidarians, though weak and womanlike on the battlefield. . . 206 00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:32,723 . . .are masters of the textile arts. 207 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:34,605 Taste like king crab, by the way. 208 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:38,852 Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest. . . 209 00:13:39,013 --> 00:13:41,322 . . .while I was still killing them. 210 00:13:43,653 --> 00:13:46,292 What? It's not even scratch and sniff. 211 00:13:46,453 --> 00:13:50,810 But if rich people think it's good, I'll buy it. One art, please! 212 00:13:53,053 --> 00:13:56,443 What a clever impersonation of a stupid poor person. 213 00:13:56,613 --> 00:13:59,252 How much is that place mat actually worth, Brannigan? 214 00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:05,801 -Exactly $1 billion. -Now, that's walking-around money. 215 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,288 NIXON: What? Hey! 216 00:14:23,053 --> 00:14:26,887 So I said to Kitty, "The only way to keep the butler from running away. . . 217 00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:31,046 -. . .is to cut off his foot. " -Ah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 218 00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:37,049 Yes, it reminds me of a joke I heard about upper-middle-class people. 219 00:14:39,053 --> 00:14:40,042 [SOBBING] 220 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,886 I've never been sad at a party before. 221 00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:46,682 I wonder if my mind is thinking about Kif being in jail? 222 00:14:46,893 --> 00:14:49,851 Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the toilet. 223 00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:53,642 -Of course, it's shank or be shanked. -Of course. 224 00:14:55,613 --> 00:14:59,128 Look, just give back our property, and we'll drop the charges. 225 00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:02,012 Fine. Have the watch. It's broken anyway. 226 00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:07,289 I don't want your watch. You're covered in precious ambergris. 227 00:15:08,293 --> 00:15:09,806 Precious hamburgers? 228 00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:14,084 ROSEANNE: "Ambergris. " Noun. 229 00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:17,444 A greaselike product of the sperm whale's digestive tract. . . 230 00:15:17,613 --> 00:15:20,173 . . .that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. 231 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:25,202 This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts. 232 00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:29,167 You heard Roseanne. Scrape off the priceless ambergris, and I'll let you go. 233 00:15:29,373 --> 00:15:33,889 Or better yet, I'll simply shed my skin. 234 00:15:34,053 --> 00:15:36,044 [GRUNTING] 235 00:15:39,613 --> 00:15:43,891 Stop it. Stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you! 236 00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:53,523 [CLOCK CHIMES] 237 00:15:54,093 --> 00:15:56,607 [GASPING] 238 00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:02,481 Gotta go. Fight club. 239 00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:08,570 PUNK GIRL: What's happening, Hubie? 240 00:16:08,773 --> 00:16:13,608 I'm afraid the face you fell in love with was actually just a blob of living gunk. . . 241 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,243 . . .I bought with my tax refund. 242 00:16:19,573 --> 00:16:22,724 Well, as long as we're being honest. . . 243 00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:28,411 . . .I also spent my tax refund on a crazy treatment. 244 00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:31,204 That certainly is honest. 245 00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:34,530 It's better for us to both just be ourselves. 246 00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:39,249 -You, wrinkled as a prune. -You, fat as the queen of sea cows. 247 00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:42,371 I love you! 248 00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:46,242 FARNSWORTH: Oh, my! 249 00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:48,648 So you see, the putrid, waxy substance. . . 250 00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:51,532 -. . .I was coated with was-- -Not precious ambergris? 251 00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:56,761 Yes! And I managed to sneak some out in the usual place. 252 00:16:57,653 --> 00:17:02,886 Using that, I'll make you a perfume of lilac and jasmine and frankenberry. 253 00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:06,130 Oh, Kif, it's so romantic, I can't even wait! 254 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,171 I'm gonna wear it right now. 255 00:17:09,493 --> 00:17:11,688 [SPITTING] 256 00:17:12,773 --> 00:17:14,684 [GROANING] 257 00:17:14,853 --> 00:17:17,845 -Who smells like freaking porpoise hork? -I do! 258 00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:20,481 Kiss me, Kif. 259 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,452 Oh, what a foolish squid I've been. 260 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:35,563 I'm not rich. I can't even buy one measly masterpiece. 261 00:17:37,253 --> 00:17:39,847 Pardon us, gent. Might a couple of hungry, hungry hoboes. . . 262 00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:43,528 . . .take a feed from that aluminum snack box? 263 00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:48,483 Ah. So now I'm in the gutter, surrounded by bums who eat garbage? 264 00:17:48,773 --> 00:17:51,924 Money brought me no happiness. Bupkis. 265 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:55,364 This boot's got a little pudding at the bottom. 266 00:17:57,133 --> 00:18:00,569 Interestingly, the Spidarians are more closely related to our elephants. . . 267 00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:03,293 . . .than our spiders. 268 00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:06,488 [CHUCKLES AND GASPS] 269 00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:08,405 [SCREAMING] 270 00:18:08,613 --> 00:18:10,490 Don't mind us! 271 00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:24,492 [SCREAMING] 272 00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:28,371 The loot. The loot! The loot is on fire! 273 00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:32,563 Leela, my precious rock dove! I'll save you! 274 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,925 -Everyone, to the fire door! -It's on fire! 275 00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:43,172 We're trapped, my sweet hippopotamus! 276 00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:47,891 Coffee, coffee, coffee! 277 00:18:50,893 --> 00:18:52,929 [FRY'S HEARTBEAT RACING] 278 00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:45,287 DWIGHT: Where are we, Pops? -What happened to the food? 279 00:19:45,493 --> 00:19:48,530 I think we were saved by a mysterious orange blur. 280 00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:54,171 Welcome, one and all! I finally figured out how money could make me happy. . . 281 00:19:54,373 --> 00:19:56,967 . . .by using it to buy my hungry friends a feast! 282 00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:58,492 VAGRANTS: Hooray! 283 00:19:58,693 --> 00:20:03,847 Everyone join us. Oysters Rockefeller here has provided genuine turkey dogs. 284 00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:07,284 Heck, you're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog. 285 00:20:07,453 --> 00:20:09,284 -Yeah! BENDER: All right! Turkey dog! 286 00:20:09,453 --> 00:20:10,727 -I'll take four. -Me too. 287 00:20:10,893 --> 00:20:12,645 Oh, what the hell. 288 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:23,292 Here, Dwight. The boots only cost $299.99. 289 00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:26,365 -You invest this penny like you wanted. -Thanks, Dad. 290 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:29,525 I'm gonna take this and buy five shares of Amazon.com. 291 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,247 A risk-taker. That's my boy. 292 00:20:32,613 --> 00:20:37,004 The entire surplus is gone! Oh, what a McGovern I've been. 293 00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:39,892 Why did I have to issue that crooked tax rebate? 294 00:20:40,093 --> 00:20:43,722 At least we got a few mildly interesting stories out of it. 295 00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:45,252 Oh, my, yes. 296 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,728 Speaking of which, my story kind of petered out. . . 297 00:20:47,893 --> 00:20:49,292 . . .without me learning a lesson. 298 00:20:49,453 --> 00:20:50,442 [CHUCKLING] 299 00:20:50,613 --> 00:20:52,365 There he is. 300 00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:55,843 All right! Closure! 301 00:20:56,013 --> 00:21:00,370 [GROANING] 302 00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:03,047 BENDER: Stop that! Ow! 303 00:21:04,493 --> 00:21:07,132 "Futurama. " Noun. 304 00:21:07,293 --> 00:21:09,523 I don't know. You just watched it, dummy. 305 00:21:09,693 --> 00:21:11,285 What are you asking me for? 306 00:21:11,453 --> 00:21:13,523 Hey, here's a fun definition. 307 00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:16,491 "Idiot. " Noun. 308 00:21:16,653 --> 00:21:17,927 You! 309 00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:19,811 [LAUGHING] 310 00:21:19,973 --> 00:21:24,091 This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.