捕蝇纸
Yup. 好的
Make it quick, honey. We're closing. 甜心 动作快点 我们就要关门了
Well, this is unacceptable. 呃 这我可不能接受
Because I booked it yesterday. 我可是昨天就预订了
Yes, a one-hour sunset bliss massage with Tanya. 是的 一小时Tanya服务的"日落狂欢"按摩
No, it has to be Tanya. 不行 就要Tanya
I need to know that this bank is secure. 我要知道这家银行是安全的
Just trust me. I've upgraded dozens of banks. 相信我吧 我已经给好多家银行升级过了
- It'll be fine. - I don't need fine. I need guarantees. - 会做好的 - 我要的不是还好 我要的是保证
Gordon, you've got them. Gordon 那我就跟你保证
It's a security upgrade, not the end of the world. 这只是一个安全升级 又不是世界末日
I swear, Kaitlin, if he keeps me late again and I miss Cougar Town, Kaitlin 我发誓 要是他再让我加班 害我错过"熟女镇"(美剧)的话
I am gonna burn this place to the ground. 我就要把这个地方烧个稀巴烂
Oh, I hear you, hon. We've all got plans. 哦 知道了 亲爱的 每个人都有计划的
Mr Sullivan, it's always a pleasure to see you. Sullivan先生 总是很高兴能见到你
Look, I scheduled this massage a month ago. 听着 我在一个月前就预订了这次按摩
No, I need Tanya. Her hands are like little jackhammers 不行 我就要Tanya 她的手就像小钻机一样
Well, who can I get? 呃 我还有谁可以选呢?
Jonathan? Well, does he have strong hands? Jonathan? 呃 他的手劲大么?
Hello! 喂!
Ooh! Come to mama. 哦! 到姐这里来
Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, oh, oh. 嗯 嗯 嗯 呃 哦
Son of a bitch. 混蛋
- How may I help you today, sir? - Change for a hundred. - 先生 请问您要办什么业务? - 换100美元零钱
Absolutely. How would you like it broken? 没问题 您要怎么换?
Seven nickels, 31 quarters and 919 dimes. 7个5分硬币 31个25分硬币 919个1角硬币
What? 什么?
Oh, you're right, that's too many dimes. 哦 你提醒得对 一角硬币太多了
I'm gonna do 107 nickels, 我要换107个5分硬币
839 dimes, 29 quarters 839个1角硬币 29个25分硬币
and seven half-dollar pieces, please. 和7个5角硬币 谢谢
Is that Chile? 那是智利吗?
Brazil. 是巴西
You know what? I'm never gonna use the half-dollar pieces. 你知道吗? 我应该不会用5角硬币的
Can I get 101 nickels, 157 quarters and 557 dimes, please? 可以给我101个5分硬币 157个25分硬币和557个1角硬币吗?
- Is this a joke? - No. I just have this thing for coins. - 你在开玩笑吧? - 不 我只是喜欢硬币而已
I like their weight, I like their size, I like the way they jingle in my pocket. 我喜欢它们的重量和大小 喜欢听它们在我口袋里叮当作响
- That's kind of weird. - What is? - 这挺怪的 - 什么挺怪?
The numbers you mentioned, 101, 157, 557. They're all prime numbers. 你提到的数字 101 157 557 它们都是质数
No one's ever noticed that before. 以前从没有人注意到过那一点
I work with numbers all day. 我每天都和数字打交道
You do that in your head? 你经常心算吗?
Yes. Good trick at math parties. 是的 在数学上有点天分
- I bet. - What's your name? - 我相信 - 你叫什么名字?
- Kaitlin. - Kaitlin. I am Tripp. - 我叫Kaitlin - Kaitlin 我叫Tripp
- It's very nice to meet you. - Oh, hi, we don't actually, um, - 很高兴认识你 - 哦 嗨 我们其实不怎么 呃
- shake hands with customers. - Oh, right. - 和客户握手 - 哦 好吧
Cell phone scramblers live. 手机信号干扰器启动
When are you getting married? 你什么时候结婚?
How do you know I'm getting married? 你怎么知道我要结婚了?
Oh, my wedding gifts. 哦 我的结婚礼物
That's also quite a rock. Are you marrying Jay-Z or somebody? 这钻石可够大的 你要和Jay-Z(美国歌手)还是哪个名人结婚啊?
My fiancé's well off, yes. 我未婚夫条件是还可以
Well off? They're getting married in Brunei in two days. 还可以? 他们两天后要在文莱结婚
My husband won't even take me to the Sizzler. 我的丈夫连时时乐(西餐厅)都不肯带我去
Oh, he's rich. But is he happy? 哦 他很有钱嘛 那他幸福吗?
We're extremely happy. How kind of you to ask. 我们在一起非常幸福 你这么问真是太友善了
Check Darrien. Darrien话筒测试
Check Weinstein. Weinstein话筒测试
Check Gates. Gates话筒测试
All right, we're live. Go weapons hot. 好了 我们开始行动 给武器上膛
Yeah. 是
Breach the door. Go on, hit it with the clicker. 把门打开 上 用遥控器打开它
Go, go, go! 快 快 快!
And one, two, three, four, five, six 一 二 三 四 五 六
and one makes seven. 再来一个 七
Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir? 您还有什么其他业务要办理吗 先生?
No, I'm good. Thank you. 不用了 没有了 谢谢你
Thanks for choosing Credit International. Have a great day. 感谢选择信贷国际银行 祝您今天愉快
- You're beeping. - What? Oh. - 你有东西响了 - 什么? 哦
Yes, it reminds me to take my meds. 是的 提醒我该吃药了
- Pharmacy around here? - Two blocks up. - 附近有药房么? - 向北走两个街区
Very nice meeting you, Kaitlin. 很高兴见到你 Kaitlin
Nice to meet you, too, Tripp. Good luck with your whole thing. 很高兴见到你 Tripp 祝你一切顺利
- You're about to be robbed. - Huh? - 你们要被抢劫了 - 什么?
What are you doing? 你在干什么?
This is a robbery! 抢劫!
What the fuck do you think you're doing here? 你们他妈的在这里干什么?
What's it look like, man? We robbing the bank. 老弟 这看起来像什么? 我们抢银行啊
Yeah, ain't it sort of obvious with the guns and everything? 是的 都用上枪了还不明显吗?
No. This is our job. Stand down. 不行 这是我们的活 赶紧滚开
I ain't see your name on the sign out there. 我可没在外面的招牌上看到你的名字
Unless your name is Credit. 除非你叫信贷国际
And, you know, given all the weird names parents give their kids these days... 你知道吗 现在的确有不少父母给孩子取这些稀奇古怪的名字...
The alarm isn't working. 警报器没用
No cell phone reception either. 手机也没信号
- What do we do? - Proceed as planned. - 我们怎么办? - 按原计划行动
Stop the security update. 停止安全升级
If I don't let the system reboot, the whole bank will lock down. 如果我不重启系统的话 整个银行都会被锁住的
We know that. Just do it or I'll shoot you in the fucking face. 我们知道 照我们的话做 不然我就崩了你
Now hold on, son. There's no... 别着急 孩子 没有必要...
- Do it! - Okay. - 快点照做! - 好吧
You have exactly three seconds to stand down or you will be fired upon! 给你们三秒钟离开 不然我就开火了
Come on, dude, let's get out of here. There's lots of other ATMs. 伙计 算了吧 还是出去吧 外面有不少自动取款机呢
- One... - On two, start banging away. - 一... - 数到二 就开火
I heard that. 我听到了
Two, 二
three. 三
It's now or never, bro! 此时不动 更待何时 兄弟!
- He's not gonna make it. - Get down. - 他不行了 - 快蹲下来
- What do you push for the intercom? - What? - 内部广播是什么键? - 你说什么?
Hello? Hello? 喂? 喂喂?
Hello? Look, I know you're in the middle of a gunfight, 喂喂? 听着 我知道你们正在一场枪战中
but a bystander's been hit. 但是有个旁观者已经被击中了
I just wanna check to make sure he's okay. Okay, I'm coming out. 我只是想确认他没事 好吧 我现在要出来了
Don't shoot! 不要开枪!
Coming out! Don't shoot. 出来了! 不要开枪
- I've got a clean shot. - So does everyone. Just stand down. - 我有很好的射击位置 - 大伙都有 先退下
Just wait. Okay? 先等等 好吗?
- This ever happen to you before? - Hell no. - 以前你遇到过这种事吗? - 谁会遇到啊
He's dead. 他死了
Look, sometimes that happens in these crossfire situations. 听着 有时候在乱战下会发生这种事情
Don't make a big production out of it, okay? 不要小题大做 好吗?
You're here for the vault, right? 你们来这里是为了抢保险库 是吗?
Who the fuck is this guy? 他到底是什么人?
And you guys said something about going after the ATMs? 你们刚才说是要去抢自动取款机的?
Maybe. 也许
So, then what's the problem? 那 为什么会起冲突呢?
Are you seriously suggesting that we rob the same bank? 你真的建议我们抢同一所银行吗?
Yeah. Why not? 当然 有何不可的?
Just pretend it's two different banks. 只要假装这是两家不同的银行就行了
This guy's nuts. 这人疯了
Don't even tell me you're considering it. 不要告诉我你真的在考虑这件事
Look, I rather not add any more murders to my rap sheet. 听着 我不想在档案上再加几条谋杀罪
For fuck's sake, one of them wore shorts to a bank robbery. We gotta kill them. 我靠 他们中有人穿着短裤来抢银行 我们得杀了他们
I don't know. What do you think, old man? 我不清楚 你怎么想的 老哥?
I'm with you, D. I've had my fill of killing. Darrien 我赞成你说的 我杀人够多了
Why the fuck are we even carrying guns? Come on, I wanna shoot the motherfuckers! 那我们揣着枪还有什么用? 我靠 我就想杀了这帮混蛋!
The guns are for taking hostages. That was always part of the plan. 枪是用来挟持人质的 这一直是计划的一部分
Now we just have two more hostages. Am I right, D? 现在我们只是多了两个人质而已 我没说错吧 D?
So what's our plan? 那么我们的计划是什么?
If they wanna rob the bank together, we rob the bank together. 如果他们想要一起抢银行 我们就合作
If they wanna kill us, we kill them first. 如果他们想杀了我们 我们就先杀了他们
Cool plan. 好主意
All right, listen up. 好了 听好
We're gonna take the vault. 我们去抢保险库
You two idiots want the ATMs, that's fine. 你们两个笨蛋想抢自动取款机 随便
Just stay the fuck out of our way. 只要别妨碍我们行动就行
You got it, big city. Rooty-tooty. 没问题 城里人 就这么定了
You gotta be fucking kidding me. 你娘的肯定是在开玩笑
What now? What are we supposed to do? What does he want? 现在怎么办? 我们该怎么做? 他想干吗?
You two, could you... 你们两个 能不能...
Does he want us to come over? 他要我们走过去吗?
It's okay. 没关系的
You, come here. 你们过来
Watch him. 盯着他
Give us a sec. 等我们一会
- You want to come? - Fuck off. - 你要来吗? - 滚你妹的
Put the guns down. Put the guns down. 把枪放下 把枪放下
All right, come here. 没事了 过来吧
Let's introduce ourselves. There's no reason why we can't be friends. 我们来自我介绍吧 冤家宜解不宜结
I'm Peanut Butter. And this here's Jelly. 我是"花生酱" 他是"水果冻"
Those ain't our real names. 这不是我们的真名
Jesus Christ. 天啊
We wanted something that goes good together, 我们想取个很配的名字
and Milk 'N Cookies was already taken. 可惜已经有人取了"牛奶"和"饼干"
You gotta be fucking kidding me. 你他娘的在开玩笑吧
I want all the hostages out here now! 我要所有人质都到这里集中!
All right, everybody. Cell phones, pagers, fucking Twitter things. 好了 所有人 交出手机 传呼机 任何能和外界联系的东西
Anything with an on/off switch. 任何有开关的东西
Yeah. And guns, obviously. 是的 还有枪 当然了
Thank you for being a terrible bank guard. 感谢你作为一个垃圾银行保安
Hey, guys, I gotta get out of here. 嗨 哥们 我要离开这里
Of course you gotta get out of here. You're a fucking hostage. 你当然想离开 你现在是个人质了
Get in there! 进去吧你!
Hey. Shut up and don't touch anything. 听着 闭上嘴 什么都别碰
- Get away from the fucking door. - Can I... - 离这该死的门远点 - 我能不能...
- Stay away from the door. - All right! - 别靠近门 - 好吧!
Please don't kill me on the toilet. 请不要在厕所里杀我
Jesus Christ. It smells like an arsehole factory in here. 天啊 真他娘的臭
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, mate. 你应该为自己感到羞愧 老兄
These guys are awesome. 这帮人真是太牛了
Major league, baby. 职业选手啊 兄弟
Obviously on behalf of the bank, I'm just terribly sorry. 作为银行的代表 我感到十分抱歉
Okay, let me just amend that. We're terribly sorry. 好了 让我补充一下 我们感到十分抱歉
- Rex, please. - Hey, everybody, I'm Rex Newbauer. - Rex 别这样 - 嗨 大家好 我叫Rex Newbauer
I'm a loan officer. And we're in luck. 我在贷款部工作 我们很幸运
Certified post-robbery counselor. 本人是经认证的抢劫案后顾问
I've counseled over 75 bank-robbery survivors. 我给超过75个银行抢劫案的幸存者做过顾问
We're gonna make it here, gang. 我们会活着出去的 兄弟姐妹们
Now, our primary objective is to become a cohesive unit. 现在 我们的当务之急是成为一个合作团队
Sir, may I help you, please? 先生 有什么我可以帮你的吗?
Our primary goal is to get out of here alive. 我们的当务之急是从这里活着出去
Okay, well as an expert in standard bank robbery procedure... 好吧 作为一个深知标准银行抢劫案流程的专家...
There's nothing standard about this bank robbery. 这次的抢劫案一点也不标准
We have two heists going on at the same time with a dead body, 我们这里同时发生了两起劫案还有具尸体
which basically guarantees that the bank robbers 基本上让我可以确定这些劫匪会
are gonna come in here and kill us all. 冲进来把我们都杀了
- What? - Don't tell me that, man. - 你说什么? - 不要告诉我那些 兄弟
That's some bullshit. I don't wanna die. 这都是鬼话 我才不想死
People, let's stay calm! 大伙 请镇定下来!
Okay. Now, this bank opens at 5:00 a.m. 好 这家银行在清晨5点准时开门
By that time my colleagues and I will be long gone. 在那之前我和我的兄弟们早就逃之夭夭了
You're all locked in here, okay? 你们都被锁在这里 听明白了吗?
So, even if you were to get out of this kitchen, 所以说 即使你们能够逃出厨房
you can't get out of the bank. 你们也逃不出这家银行
So sit down and shut up. 所以坐下来闭上嘴
What if one of us has a condition that requires us to use the bathroom a lot? 如果我们中有人要频繁上厕所怎么办啊?
Yes, there will be bathroom breaks. You will not try to escape. 没问题 会给你们上厕所的时间 别想着逃出去
You will not try to contact anyone outside of the bank. 别想着和银行外的任何人联系
You will not make noise. 别发出噪声
Really, a watch alarm? What are you, like, in the sixth grade? 搞什么 手表闹钟? 你几岁了啊 六年级?
It just goes off every hour. It reminds me to take my meds, 它每个小时都会响 提醒我吃药
which unfortunately I'm out of, 但不幸的是药吃光了
- unless anybody has any Depakene. - I have Xanax. - 除非有人带了德巴金(作用于中枢神经) - 我带了阿普唑仑
I got Ativan and Prilosec. 我带了安定和奥美拉唑
- I've got a couple of Ritalin. - I might have a few Prozac. - 我有点利他林 - 我可能有一些百忧解
- I take Adderall and Nasonex. - Are you kidding me? - 我有阿得拉和内舒拿 - 你们在开玩笑吗?
Shut the fuck up! I just said no talking! 闭上你们的嘴! 我刚说了不许讲话!
- What's going on? - We got Oprah's Book Club in here. - 出什么事了? - 我们简直碰上了奥普拉的读书俱乐部了
Hey, you want me to fuck someone up? 嘿 你想干掉谁吗?
No, we're good. Did you hit the cameras, phones and computers? 不用了 我能搞定 你搞定所有的照相机 手机和电脑了吗?
Yeah. You sure you don't want me to fuck someone up? 当然了 你确定不用我来干掉谁吗?
Yeah, I just said I didn't. Go get the Scrambler. 不用 我刚说了没关系 去把信号干扰器拿来
All right. 好的
Jesus Christ, that accent is ridiculous. 天啊 那个口音真是太傻逼了
Before we get started, 在咱们开始之前
let's check on the other guys. 咱们先去看看他们怎么干的吧
I'm about to start on the torch in a few minutes. 在几分钟内我就要开始点焊条了
Make sure the time-lock rig is ready. 确保开定时锁的钻机准备好了
This shit is so dope. 这东西真是太牛了
What the fuck? 我靠这是?
Hey, no problem, man. 嗨 没事的 兄弟
We just come in to peep at your toys. You is so pimp, man. 我们只是进来看看你们的玩意 你们真是太专业了 兄弟
- Did you see my face? - What? No. - 你看到我的脸了吗? - 什么? 没有
Did you see my fucking face? 你到底有没有看到我的脸?
No, we ain't seen your face. 没 我们真没看到你的脸
Hey, hey, admit it. Don't lie to me. 嘿 嘿 老实点 不要对我撒谎
You saw my face, right? 你看到了我的脸 对吧?
I might've seen your face. 我有可能看到了你的脸
Oh, God damn it! 哦 该死!
- Yeah, I seen it, too. - A very attractive face. - 好吧 我也看到了 - 很帅的一张脸
Shut the fuck up! God damn it! 快他妈闭嘴! 该死!
You know what? You two motherfuckers are like children. 你们知道吗? 你们两个混蛋就像俩小鬼头
You know, you're worse than my kids. 你们比我家小鬼还要没脑子
You do not know what you're doing. 你们根本不知道自己在做什么
Have you ever even robbed a bank before? 你们之前抢过银行吗?
- Like dozens. - Yeah. - 抢了一堆了啊 - 是啊
We just pulled this job with the Callahan Brothers in Dubuque. 我们刚刚在迪比克市 和Callahan兄弟刚刚干完一票
- Now that was... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - 那次可真是... - 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦
What the fuck are you doing, man? See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 你他妈在说什么啊 伙计? 瞧 这正是我要说的
Don't tell me about the other jobs you pulled. 别告诉我你们以前干过的活儿
Don't tell me about the people you pulled them with. 别告诉我你们和谁一起干的活儿
Don't rob a motherfucking bank without a motherfucking mask. 别他妈抢个银行 连他妈的面具都不带
Come on, guys, that's like, uh, Criminal 101. 拜托 伙计们 就好比罪犯基本原则
It's like your tattoos, for instance. 就比如说你的纹身
- Oh. You like them? - Check this out. - 哦 你喜欢吗? - 给你开个眼
You can try and bind me, but it ain't gonna hold. 你可以试着捆住我 可你就是捆不住
Oh, he didn't get it. Do it again. 哦 他没看懂 再做一次
No. No, no, no. Wow. No, believe me, I get it. 不用 不用 哇哦 不用了 相信我 我看懂了
I think I need to speak slower to you two. 我想 我得慢慢跟你们俩说
Generally, criminals try and minimise 通常 罪犯努力把他们独特的
their distinctive qualities. 体貌特征减少到最少
So that they can't be identified afterwards. Come on, guys, what the fuck? 那样作案之后 他们就不会被认出来了 拜托 伙计们 你们搞什么啊?
You can try and bind me, but it ain't gonna hold. 你可以试着捆住我 但你就是捆不住
Get the fuck away from me. Both of you. Get the fuck out of here. 他妈的给我滚远点 你们俩个 都他妈的滚出去
Get the fuck out of here before I put a bullet in both your asses. 趁我还没有给你们来几枪 赶紧他妈的滚出去
We're going. 我们这就走
You stupid motherfuckers. 你们俩个脑残
Now, I know some of you have husbands and wives 我知道 如果你们今晚不回家的话
that are gonna panic when you don't come home tonight, 会有丈夫老婆孩子的担心你们
so we're gonna give you each one phone call. 所以我让你们每个人打一个电话
You will tell your certain someone 你们要告诉他们
that you're spending the night at a friend's house, 你们今天晚上要住朋友家了
and you will be convincing or I will blow your genitals off. 而且你们要说得毫无破绽 不然 我就把你们的下半身打烂
Who wants to go first? 谁先来?
You? How about you? No? 你吗? 你怎么样? 不用?
Okay, you with the ugly tie. 好吧 那个领带特别难看的
Hello, darling? 喂 亲爱的?
Number two is toasted. Three is up. 第二个搞定了 马上弄第三个
We're 49 minutes behind schedule. Four-nine. 我们比计划晚了49分钟了 49分钟
Copy that 收到
Mother-roo. 亲娘嘞
All right, now you know how I usually get the blue stuff, right? 好吧 你知道我一般买的都是那种蓝色的货 对吧?
But this, this was on sale. 但是这个 它在搞特卖
I love how thrifty you are. 我就喜欢你的节俭
Maybe we ought to read the directions just to be sure. 确保万一 我们也许应该读一下说明
What is that, Korean? 这是什么啊 韩文吗?
No, actually, now that's Chinese, see, 不是 实际上这是中文 你看啊
'cause Chinese is a pictogram alphabet. 因为中文是象形文字
Is it? Well, explosives is explosives. 是吗? 不管了 炸药就是炸药
I, um, am not gonna come 我呃 今晚不能去
to the airport tonight. I am really sorry. 机场了 真不好意思啊
My mother is sick and I'm gonna stay with her, and maybe we can go tomorrow. 我妈妈病了 我要陪着她 也许我们可以明天再去
And I love you. Goodbye. 我爱你 拜拜
- I don't have anybody to call. - Nobody? That's really sad. - 我没有什么人可以打 - 没人? 这太可惜了
Just kidding. Go fuck yourself. 开玩笑的 滚一边去吧
This is the most pathetic group of hostages I've ever seen. 这群是我看到过的最可怜的人质了
- All right, sit down and shut up. - Sit down and shut up. - 好了 给我坐好闭嘴 - 坐好闭嘴
- I just said that. - I was just reinforcing your message. - 我刚刚说过了 - 我只是强调一下你的话
Well, as I predicted, 和我推测的一样
they didn't kill us. 他们没有杀了我们
- Tripp? Is it Tripp? - Mmm-hmm. - Tripp? 是叫Tripp吗? - 嗯哼
Would you like to apologise for scaring us all half to death? 刚才吓唬我们全部都会死 现在要道个歉吗?
Why didn't they kill us? 他们为什么不杀了我们?
Why do they have to kill us? 他们为什么一定要杀了我们?
They're gonna go down for murder already. Why not kill all the witnesses? 他们已经杀人 注定要坐牢了 为什么不杀光所有的目击者呢?
It's the same charge. Frankly, that's what I would do. 都是一样的罪名 老实说 是我的话就会这么做
Well, maybe each gang thinks that the other one did it 或许他们都觉得另外一帮人会下手
and so they don't have to kill us. 所以他们都不用杀了我们
He was deliberately shot. 他可是故意被杀掉的
Until we figure out who he is and why he killed Jack Hayes, 我们查清楚是谁下的手 还有他杀Jack Hayes的原因之前
we're all totally fucked. 我们都不安全
- How do you know his name? - Driver's license. - 你怎么知道他名字的? - 驾照
You stole a dead man's wallet? 你偷一个死人的钱包?
Mmm-hmm. 嗯哼
We're in. Gates, you're up. 我们进去了 Gates 到你了
Jesus Christ. 老天啊
Remember when you just needed a gun and a brown paper bag? 还记得以前 一把枪一个纸袋就去抢劫的日子吗?
Tell me about it. 可不是嘛
Do you see a clue? 你有线索了吗?
No. I still don't know what he does for a living. 没有 我还是不知道他是做什么的
There's no business card. His credit cards and... 没名片 他的信用卡 还有...
That's it, look. 对了 你看啊
Visa, Citibank, but no Credit International card. Visa卡 花旗的卡 但没有信贷国际的卡
- So? - So, - 所以呢? - 所以
why was Jack Hayes in this bank if he had no business here? 如果Jack Hayes没这里账户的话 他为什么要来这儿?
Maybe he was opening up a new account. 也许他想开个新账户
Damn it. 见鬼
Let's see. Gordon and the computer guy were over by the mainframe. 我们回想一下 Gordon和电脑男在银行主机边上
Madge was at her station counting money. Madge在她柜台上数钱
The creepy security guard was standing by the door, 变态保安站在门边
checking out the Swiss Miss, 偷偷瞄瑞士小姐
who was sitting at the loan officer’s desk. 而她则坐在贷款工作人员的桌子前
Kaitlin was at her station. Kaitlin站在她柜台里面
And Jack Hayes was... 而Jack Hayes是在...
No. Jack Hayes wasn't opening up a new account. 不对 Jack Hayes没有在开户
He was loitering at the cheque-writing counter. 他在支票台那里闲逛
If he was opening up a new account, 如果他来开户的话
he would've gone straight to one of the bank officers. 他应该直接来找银行工作人员
Then what was he doing here? 那他在做什么呢?
I have no idea. 我不知道
Hey. 嘿
You are totally breathing on me. 你们呼气都呼到我身上了
What are you doing? 你在干什么?
Hello, Tripp. 哎 Tripp
- What are you doing? - I'm looking for a way out. - 你在干什么? - 我在找逃出去的路
Did you not hear the part where they said they would kill us? 你没听到 他们说这么做会杀了我们吗?
How come you haven't had your ring fitted? 你怎么还没习惯你的戒指?
- Excuse me? - How long you been engaged? - 你说什么? - 你订婚多久了?
Most women would know the answer right away. 大多数女人会立马就知道答案的
Why are you marrying Max? 为什么你要嫁给Max?
You don't even know him. 你甚至都不认识他
I know that he's rich. I know that he can't match 我知道他很有钱 我知道他不能满足
your hunger for adventure or your sense of humour 你对冒险的渴望 不能理解你的幽默感
and doesn't understand you sexually. 甚至他不了解你性感的美
- She told me Max irons his jeans. - Madge! - 她告诉过我 Max自己熨他的牛仔裤 - Madge!
She's worked here two months already and I've never met him. 她在这里已经工作两个月了 可我从来没见到过他
- You know what? Enough. - You know what? - 你们猜怎么着? 我受够了 - 你猜怎么着?
There are four photos taped to your teller station. 在你柜台前贴着四张照片
Three are of Brazil. You like adventure. But Max is not in any of them. 三张在巴西 所以你喜欢冒险 但是Max都不在照片里面
He went with a banana hammock, okay, and got a bad sunburn. 他穿着那种性感内裤 好吗 结果被严重晒伤了
He stayed in that day. 他一天都只能待在屋子里
Fourth one is of you and Max in front of his mansion. 第四张是你和Max站在他豪宅前面
You look tiny compared to the house, which tells me you like the house 你在豪宅下面毫不起眼 所以这告诉了我 比起这个男人
more than the man putting you in it. 你更喜欢是他的豪宅
- You know what? Who are you? - The most interesting thing about you - 敢问 你是谁啊? - 你身上最有趣的事情
is that you still work here, even though you don't need the money. 就是虽然你不需要钱 但是你还是在这里工作
You're an independent woman. I like that. 你是个独立的女人 我喜欢这点
- Damn straight, I am. - I'm sorry. When I'm off my meds, - 够直接 我就是这样的 - 不好意思 当我没吃药的时候
- I'm not that good with... - People? - 我不擅长... - 和人交际?
Especially ones I want to sleep with. 尤其是那种我想骗上床的人
And I say things like that. 还有 我会口无遮拦
Oh, God. 哦 天啊
Hey. Hey, asshole! 嘿 嘿 疯子!
Stop it! Stop it! 住手! 住手!
- You're gonna get us all killed! - Would you let go? - 你要把我们都害死了! - 你能放手吗?
- Stop it! - Rex, let go of my legs! - 住手! - Rex 放开我的脚!
- Rex, let him go. - He's gonna get us all killed! - Rex 让他去吧 - 他会害死我们的!
- God. - Just be quiet up there, son. - 天啊 - 别在上面弄大动静啊 孩子
All right. 好的
Hey! 嘿!
They call me Mr Clean. 他们叫我清洁先生
So where you from? 你是哪里人啊?
- No English. - Yeah? - 不会英语(没英语) - 是吗?
I've never been to No English. I hear it's right next to No Problem. 我从来没去过没英语 但我听说它就挨着没问题
There's a draught. 有一股气流
I'm good. 我这好了
Make it rain, baby. 下钱雨吧 宝贝
Rooty-tooty. 小心肝啊
Mother-roo. 亲娘啊
Oh, fucking bollocks! 哦 真他妈见鬼了!
- We have got to kill them now, all right? - Just relax. - 我们现在一定要杀了他们 好吗? - 冷静点
Does the computer still work? 电脑还能用吗?
Yeah, it still works. 好吧 它还能用
All right, now how much time has that set us back? 好的 这让我们落后计划多长时间?
About an hour or so. I say we forget the vault. 大概一个小时的样子 要我说 别管保险库了
Let's just kill those muppets and do the ATMs. 我们就杀光那些小丑 抢个自动取款机得了
- That's blue collar. - That's blue collar, dude. - 这可是蓝领的活啊 - 这可是蓝领干的活啊 伙计
Fine, all right, but we still gotta kill them, all right, 好吧 也行 但是我们还是要杀了他们
because they're slowing us down. 就因为他们拖我们后腿了
Put a bullet in their fucking brain. Please. 让我朝他们脑门开一枪把 求你了
Did we blow the ATM? 我们炸开自动取款机了吗?
Jesus! Good to see your ugly face! 天啊! 能看到你这张老脸真好啊!
Dude, you just ate three bricks of plastic explosives. 伙计 你刚刚承受了三包塑胶炸药的洗礼啊
But did we blow the ATM? 但是 我们炸开了自动取款机了吗?
Let me look. 我去瞧瞧
Uh... 呃...
You want the good news or the bad news? 你想听好消息还是坏消息?
Good news. 好消息
The good news is we blew the door off. 好消息就是 我们把门炸开了
The bad news is, these ATMs got 坏消息就是 这些自动取款机
two doors. 有两扇门
On your fucking knees! Go, go, go! 他妈的给我跪下! 跪下 跪下!
Hey, I ain't even pulled the trigger, man. The thing just went off. 嘿 我都还没按下按钮 老兄 那玩意就爆炸了
Hey, I don't care. Now on your fucking knees! 嘿 我不管 现在给我他妈的跪下!
Okay, um... 好吧 嗯...
- Face front? - Face front! - 脸朝前? - 脸朝前!
- Put your hands behind your head. - Hands on your fucking heads. - 手放到头后面去 - 他妈的手放到头后面去
They're about to die, dude. They probably don't need the echo. 他们就要死了 伙计 不需要你再重复一遍我的话
You got any ideas, bro? 你有什么想法吗 兄弟?
- See you on the other side, dog. - That's it? - 另一边见啦 朋友 - 就这些?
You're supposed to go for the brainstem, right? 应该瞄准脑干 是吗?
It's like less diffraction or something? 好像会减少衍射什么的?
- Hey, dude? - Yeah? - 嘿 伙计? - 什么事?
Been cool. 淡定点
Yeah, totally cool. Wouldn't have done it with nobody else. 好吧 超淡定 要死就跟你一起死
Look, maybe this isn't our strongest play, practically speaking. 你看 老实说 这也许不是我们的强项
Fuck, Weinstein, you said we could kill them. 操 Weinstein 你说过我们能杀掉他们的
Now just show me the spot. 告诉我开枪的位置就行
Look, next time you guys are gonna blow something up, you let us know. 听着 下次你们要炸什么东西的时候 通知我们一声
Hey, you got it, bro. 嘿 明白了 兄弟
And I just wanna thank you both personally for not killing us. 我想亲自感谢一下你们的不杀之恩
Hang on. We're not doing them now? 等一下 我们不做掉他们了?
You old fucks have completely lost your heads! 你他妈没脑子了吗!
What the fuck are you people doing out of the kitchen? 你们这群人他妈的离开厨房干吗?
Yeah, and they can fucking ID us now, man. We have to kill them all. 是啊 他们都看到我们了 伙计 我们必须杀光他们
You missed, be... atch! 你打偏了 贱... 人!
No, he got you, bro. 没有 他打中你了 兄弟
What? I can't hear you, boy! 什么? 我听不见你 伙计!
- Your ear! - My what? - 你的耳朵! - 我的什么?
- Other ear. - That's the one. - 另外一只耳朵 - 是这只
What? 什么?
Get ready to die, jism sucker. 准备受死吧 你个打了鸡血的混蛋
All right, go ahead, shoot him. Go ahead, do it. 好啊 开枪啊 打死他啊 开枪啊 动手啊
- I will! - Do it. - 我会的! - 动手啊
Then I'll shoot you and this retarded cycle of violence can continue forever. 然后我马上干掉你 然后就可以一直冤冤相报了
Go on, schmuck, do it. 快点啊 蠢货 开枪啊
What the fuck are you doing, man? Are you trying to get me shot? 你他妈在做什么 伙计? 你想让我吃枪子吗?
No, no, Peanut Butter, don't shoot him. 别 别 "花生酱" 别开枪
We're better than that, man. 我们还没坏到这种地步 伙计
Okay. Just gonna do a crawdaddy here and back off. 好吧 我们不玩了 我们退回去
Just backing on out. 现在就退回去
Gates, move the hostages into that office up there. Gates 把人质带到楼上办公室里去
Just do it. 快去吧
You okay, sweet cookie? 你没事吧 甜心?
My sweet butter cookie? 我亲爱的小甜心?
Jeez! 天啊!
You killed Jack Hayes? 是你杀了Jack Hayes吗?
Why in the fuck is there a hostage talking to me? 我靠 怎么会有个人质在和我说话?
Somebody murdered him, and they're gonna kill again soon. 有人谋杀了他 而且肯定会再杀人的
Look, you're talking about the guy in the windbreaker, it wasn't me. 听着 你说的那个穿风衣的人 那不是我下的手
I didn't have an angle on him. How the fuck did you get out here? 我都没有角度对他动手 你他妈是怎么到这里来的?
- Who had the angle? - Get the fuck out of here. - 谁有角度呢? - 快他妈滚出去
What are you doing here? 你在这里做什么?
- Can you watch the hostages, please? - Let's go! - 你看着点人质 好吗? - 我们走!
All right! Just calm down. You're really high-strung. 好吧! 冷静一下 你真的太紧张了
What you need is a sedative. 你需要点镇定剂
What is wrong with you? I have a gun trained on the back of your head. 你脑子进水了吗? 我可是拿把枪顶在你脑子后面啊
Yes. 是的
What were you guys talking about in there? 你们两个人在里面说什么呢?
He wanted to know if I thought you killed the guy in the windbreaker jacket. 他想知道 我是不是觉得是你杀了那个穿风衣的
- Really? - Yes. - 真的? - 是的
- Did you? - No. - 是你干的吗? - 不是
- We're pros. - Right. - 我们是专业的 - 对啊
If one of our guys killed that guy, you hostages would all be as dead as him. 如果是我们的人杀了那家伙 那你们这些人质也早就跟他一起去见阎王了
Right. He was also trying to figure out 是啊 他还试着搞清楚
why exactly two bank robberies went down at the same time. 为什么会有两伙儿银行劫匪同时来
- What, are you joking? - No. - 什么? 你在开玩笑 - 没有
At 7:00 p.m. the computer guy rebooted the entire security system to new protocols. 在晚上七点的时候 电脑男重启安保系统进行升级
- Right. - The entire security system - 是的 - 整个安保系统
was down for two minutes. 会关闭近两分钟
I'm shocked there wasn't a dozen bank robbers in here tonight. 今晚只来了两伙儿劫匪才让我吃惊呢
- Darrien should know that. - Uh-huh. - Darrien应该知道这事吧 - 呃哼
He does know that, doesn't he? 他知道这事 对吧?
And you're just trying to get information out of me. 是你想从我这儿套情报呢吧
Yeah. 没错
So did you kill Jack Hayes? 那么是你杀的Jack Hayes喽?
You know, in all my years of taking hostages, 知道吗 在我扣押人质的职业生涯里
you are by far the most annoying. 你是最讨人厌的一个了
Right. Okay. I'm sorry. 好好好 我错了
Get in there, Rain Man. 进去吧 雨人(美国经典电影)
Hey, computer guy. 嘿 电脑男
How come you only pressed 10 buttons when you called your wife before? 你之前只按10个按键 怎么就能给你老婆打电话啊?
What are you talking about? 你在说什么?
When everyone else used the phone they pressed 10 buttons 别人打电话都是按10个按键
and then they pressed Send. So that's 11 buttons. But you only pressed 10. 然后再按"拨出"键 一共11个按键了 但是你只按了10个
I count everything, okay? 我什么数字都数着 好吗?
So how come you pretended to call your wife? 那么你为什么假装给你妻子打电话呢?
Because you sold the information when the alarms would be down 因为你将安保系统关闭的时间出卖给了
to one of the criminals, and then you got greedy 其中一波劫匪 然后你贪心不足
and you sold it again. Double the cash, double the robbery. 之后你又卖了一次 这样就有双倍的钱 就会有两伙儿劫匪
That's why you didn't call your wife. 所以你才没给你妻子打电话
- Mitchell? - Want that I should rough him up? - Mitchell? - 想让我对他动粗吗?
Yeah, it might be good practice for when the cops show up. 好啊 就当警察来之前的演练好了
Can we waterboard him? I saw how to do it on the Discovery Channel. 我们能用水刑(一种酷刑)吗? 我在探索频道看到过
I just need a mop and some tweezers. 我只需要一个拖把和几把镊子
No, no, no, hey, hey, hold it. 不不不 嘿 嘿 别这样
I did. I sold the downtime information. 的确 我是卖了关闭时间的情报
- What? - But I swear to God, I only did it once. - 什么? - 不过我对天发誓 我只卖了一次
Okay? And I don't even know who to. 好吧? 而且我甚至不知道卖给了谁
Yeah, I faxed the information. They paid me in cash. 还有 我用传真把信息发出去 他们付给我现金
You've gotta believe me. 你们一定要相信我
Why should we trust you? 我们为什么要相信你?
No reason. 没有原因
But I swear to God, I never meant anybody to get hurt. 但是我对天发誓 我真没想过要伤害任何人
And I didn't kill Jack Hayes. 而且Jack Hayes也不是我杀的
Nobody said you did. 没人说是你杀的
Oh, Jesus Christ, we should be in by now. 哦 老天呐 本来我们现在应该进去了
Listen, old man, if you wanna get out your stethoscope and bobby pins 听着 老家伙 不管什么手段 如果你能用你70年代的办法
and break into this vault 1970s style, by all means, have at it. 用听诊器和发卡闯入这个保险库 就赶紧来
Otherwise, shut your fucking face, all right? 否则的话 就闭上你的臭嘴 好吧?
Jesus fucking Christ. 真他妈该死
Come on, baby. 来啊 伙计
Yes! I'm a fucking genius. 是啊! 我真他妈的是个天才
- Oh, good job, my man. - The dog's fucking ballocks! - 哦 真是太棒了 伙计 - 终于他妈的搞定了!
Wait, pan left. Pan left. 等等 往左 往左
That's not right. 这不对
The vault specs said that the clutch was 5 centimeters. That's way thicker. Shit! 这保险库的结构图说离合器只有5厘米 现在看来太厚了 该死!
What? How long is it gonna take to burn through that? 什么? 要用多长时间我们才能焊穿那里?
I don't know. An hour or two? 我不知道 一两个小时?
- I mean, do all your jobs run this bad? - Shit. - 分配给你的活儿 你都干成这德行? - 该死
I mean, do I have to worry if there's enough petrol in the getaway van? 现在我是不是还要担心 我们逃走的货车里有没有足够的燃油?
Look at me, fucko. We're past the time lock. 看着我 混蛋 定时锁已经打开了
We don't need you any more. 我们不再需要你了
Are you threatening me, you bald little Jew? 你在威胁我吗 你这个秃头的小犹太人?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Relax! - Bald little Jews have done more for mankind - 嘿嘿嘿 放松! - 秃头的小犹太人为人类做的贡献比
than any other kind of person, ever! 其他种族的人多多了!
So go fuck yourself! 哪凉快滚哪去吧!
Hey, go check on Peanut Butter and Jelly. 嘿 去看看"花生酱"和"水果冻"吧
Make sure they're not doing anything retarded. Go! 确保他们没做什么蠢事 去啊!
- Just go. - Shit. - 去吧 - 该死
Relax. 放松
It never ends. Three thousand years we've been taking this shit. 歧视从来没有停止过 3000年来我们一直受他妈的歧视
Yeah, I know, man, I know. 是的 我知道伙计 我知道
I mean, it's not like I'm an accountant or a comedy writer or something really Jewy. 我是说 我又没像大多数犹太人一样去做会计或者喜剧剧作家
I'm a fucking bank robber, for Christ's sake. 老天呐 我他妈的就是一个抢银行的
You know how many Jewish bank robbers there are? 你知道抢银行的有多少犹太人吗?
- Not many. - Not very many! - 不多 - 是很少!
And even in this work environment, all they see is bagels 可是看到抢银行的犹太人 他们还是只会想到百吉饼
and shmear and Goldman Sachs. 面包圈和高盛银行之类的
Look, we're gonna burn through the clutch, all right. 听着 我们要焊穿那个离合器 好吧
It's just gonna take a little bit more time. 那只不过是多花一点时间而已
I don't know, D. 我不知道 D
We always said that we would bail on any job if the intel sucked. 我们总说情报有误的话 我们就得放弃计划
Already the vault specs are shit. 现在 这个保险库图纸有问题
We're behind schedule. 我们也已经落后原定计划了
Our number-three guy Lancelot is a fucking psycho. 再加上 我们三人中的Lancelot是个该死的神经病
We got two hillbillies in the lobby 大厅里还有俩乡巴佬
playing with weapons-grade plastic explosives. 摆弄着武器级的塑胶炸弹
Our faces are in the open. 还有他们都看到我们的脸了
Ten years ago, we would've bailed. 10年前我们就应该金盆洗手的
You know I'm right. 你知道我说得没错
Ten years ago we weren't in a recession. 10年前我们还没赶上经济衰退呢 555
Fucking bubble! 该死的政府!
Look, look, listen to me. I'm about to be 40 in a couple of years. 嘿嘿 听我说 再过几年我就要40岁了
That's like 80 in criminal years. 这在犯罪生涯中 就像80岁一样
Shit, I should be out of the game by now. 妈的 我现在就该退出这种游戏了
But fuck, man, I need the money more than ever. 但是 他妈的 我现在比任何时候都需要钱
You know, I just got my little girl some fucking braces? 你知道我刚给我女儿买了牙齿矫正器吗?
- Yeah? - Yeah, the lnvisalign. - 是吗? - 是的 Invisalign牌的
- No. - Yeah, not that cheap ceramic shit, either. - 不会吧 - 真的 这可不是便宜的陶瓷那种
- Nine grand a pop. - Fuck! - 一个就九千美元啊 - 妈的!
Yeah, tell me about it. 可不是嘛
And they call us criminals. We should've been dentists. 他们还叫我们罪犯 我们应该去做牙医啊
- We should've been dentists! - You're absolutely right. - 我们应该去做牙医! - 你说得太对了
Except, well, technically we'd be orthodontists. But fuck that. Listen. 除了... 呃 理论上讲我们应该做牙齿矫正医师 但是去他妈的 听着
Go and take the hostages on a bathroom break, all right? 带那些人质去上个厕所 好吗?
I'll start on the clutch. 我要开始弄离合器了
Look, man, we'll get through this. 听着 伙计 我们一定会渡过难关的
All right? We always do. 行吗? 我们风风雨雨都过来了
All right? 好吗?
Okay, so, we're gonna slide this C-4 into that door crack there 好 我们把C4炸弹滑到那个门缝里
and punch the door out. 然后把它炸开
- Like opening a beer can. - Yeah. Yeah. - 就像开罐啤酒似的 - 没错 没错
Oh, you fucking mugs are the worst bank robbers I've ever seen. 你们俩恶棍是我见过的最差劲的劫匪了
- Do you know that? - Yeah? - 你知道吗? - 什么?
You know, you just blew my ear off like 15 minutes ago, so you'll pardon me 你知道吗 15分钟前你打掉了我的耳朵
if I just let your little comments go in one ear and out the other. 所以你说话 别怪我左耳进右耳出
What? 怎么了?
You only got one ear, bro. 你只有一个耳朵啊 伙计
Hey, it's an expression, dude. 这只是一种修辞 老兄
I can't believe you're siding with him. 我真不敢相信你会站在他那边
Listen, we cannot let them divide us, man. 听着 我们不能让他离间我们 兄弟
You know they just trying to lower our ranking. 他们想拉低我们的排名呢
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. 哇哇哇 等等 等等
You muppets are ranked? 你们这些木偶们还有排名?
You bet your sweet ass. 那还用说
Yes, sir, we are. Higher than you, probably. 当然了 先生 而且... 八成比你们排名要高
Oh, yeah? Do you wanna bet? 是吗? 要打赌吗?
- Bring it on. - Yeah? - 放马过来吧 - 是吗?
Let's go. 我们走
Let's see where we're at. 看看我们在哪里呢
I did not know they posted the rankings on the Internets here. 我不知道他们还会把排名放在网上
Hey, Jelly, you remember that one website? 嘿 "水果冻" 你还记得那个网站吗?
Yes. We got cyber-whipped. 是的 我们玩过网上性虐
- You ever been cyber-whipped? - No, I have never been cyber-whipped. - 你玩过网上性虐吗? - 没 从来没有
We got mixed feelings about the whole experience, 整个经历我们的感受非常复杂
but in a humdrum life, 但是无聊的生活中
you gotta take your fantasies where you can find them, you know? 有满足幻想的机会你就要抓住 知道吗?
- See any clues? - No, I need to get closer. - 有什么线索了吗? - 还没 我得离近点看看
How are you gonna do that? 你打算怎么做?
I'm working on it. 我正在想
You doing okay? 你还好吗?
Yeah. I'm good. Fine. I'm good. 是的 我很好 很好 我很好
What are you, like ADD or something? 你怎么了 是注意力不足过动症之类的吗?
No. 不是
You don't have to be defensive, Tripp. We've all got our own stuff. 你不必如此戒备啊 Tripp 我们都有各自的问题
I'm not squirreling away Xanax for nothing. 我也不是没事闲得就吃阿普唑仑(抗焦虑药物)啊
Why are you taking Xanax? 那你为什么要吃阿普唑仑?
Uh, I don't know. Pre-wedding jitters, I guess. 呃 不知道 可能是因为婚前焦虑吧
That's because you know Max is not right for you. 那是因为你觉得Max并不适合你
Oh, yes, right, of course. 哦 没错 那当然啦
That must be it. What do you take? 肯定就是那样啊 那你吃什么药?
What don't I take? 我有什么不吃的呢?
Street or prescript? 街边非法的还是正规处方药?
Oh, prescription. Never trust anything from the street. 哦 是处方 不要相信任何街边贩药的
What do you take it for? 那你为什么吃药啊?
All right, you don't have to tell me. 好吧 你不想说就算了
Shuts off the TVs. 为了关掉电视
Hmm. Interesting. Care to elaborate? 嗯 真有趣 介意说清楚点吗?
How do I explain this? 我该怎么解释这个呢?
I've seen hundreds of doctors and they've given me hundreds of diagnoses. 我看过几百个医生 他们给我几百个诊断结果
Without my meds, it's like... 不吃药的话 我就像...
It's like... 我就像...
I'm in front of a lot of TVs, 站在一堆电视机前面
they're all on different channels. 而它们放着不同的频道
A normal person can focus on one. 普通人只能关注一个频道
I have to take in all of them at the same time. 我不得不同时关注所有的频道
Can you turn them off? 你不能把电视关上吗?
No. I wish I could, believe me. I've tried everything. 不能 相信我 我也希望我能 我什么方法都试过了
Channel surf? 一直换频道呢?
No. 不行
- Drag. - Yes. - 那够累的 - 是啊
Well, you know what they say. Normal's just a cycle on the washing machine. 你知道人们怎么说吗? 正常就像洗衣机设定的洗衣周期一样没有特色
To the crazy person, the normal are insane. 对那些疯子来说 正常人都是疯子
Right, this is the FBI's Most Wanted for banks. 看 这就是联邦调查局发布的银行劫匪的通缉榜
Number one, Vicellous Drum. Man, he's overrated. 头号通缉犯是Vicellous Drum 老兄 他可真被高估了
I don't know, bro. Perfect getaway record. 我不这么认为啊 伙计 他有完美的逃脱记录
Highest take-per-heist ratio. 最高的单次平均抢劫金额
And his jobs is planned to a T. Run like fat people to the buffet. 而且他的计划完美周详 就像自助餐必定吸引胖子一样万无一失
Yeah, I know, but I mean, look at that Baltimore job. 是 我知道 我的意思是你看他在Baltimore干的一票
Twenty kills? That seems, you know, excessive. 杀了20个人? 我知道 这太过分了
- Walked away with eight figures. - Yeah, whatever. All right. - 带着几千万美元逃跑啊 - 没错 管他呢 往下看
And number two is Mick Nylon and his crew. 排第二的是Mick Nylon和他的组员
And number three is Alexis Black and she's pretty good for a girl. 排第三的是Alexis Black 对于女的来说 她是相当厉害了
And there's Darrien and Weinstein at number 12. 第十二的是Darrien和Weinstein
Now, they've been at it for over 15 years, 他们被通缉超过15年了
so they have a lot more credits than me. 所以他们比我积分高
- And there's me, 68... - Sixty-eight. - 这里是我 68名... - 68啊
In banks, but I'm 4 in cyber-grift. 那是在抢银行里面 但在网络诈骗上我可是排第四
Hey! Good for you, there. 嘿 那对你来说真不错啊
Hey, you know what? Now I can go around and I can say I got my ear shot off 你知道吗? 我现在就可以走出去说我的耳朵是被
by the fourth-best cyber-grifter in the country. 全国排名第四的网络诈骗犯给打掉的
- Yeah, you could say that. - Hey, you wanna shoot my pinkie off? - 是啊 你可以这么说 - 你还想打掉我的小手指吗?
Did you just punch me in the arm? 你刚刚是不是打了我的胳膊?
Did he just punch me in the arm? 他刚刚是不是打了我的胳膊?
Okay, now, where are we ranked? 好了好了 我们排在第几?
- Come on. - All right. - 快啊 - 好吧
We're number 674? 我们第674?
Well, they probably ain't took into account that international job we just pulled. 他们大概没把我们刚刚跨国干的那票算进去吧
- We hit a Jiffy Lube in Winnipeg. - No, it's here. - 我们在温尼伯(加拿大城市)打劫了一家捷飞络(汽车保养公司) - 不 在这儿
You got picked up in Saginaw after your car broke down. 你们在萨吉诺(美国小镇)汽车抛锚 然后被抓住了
Right. The engine gummed up. 对 发动机出问题了
What, your engine gummed up after robbing a fucking Jiffy Lube store? 什么 你打劫了捷飞络之后发动机就出问题了?
You know, it's not that ironic to us. 你知道吗 我们倒没觉得有那么讽刺
Oh, God. I broke the chain, man. 哦 天啊 我把大家给害了 老兄
They're gonna fucking kill me. Jesus God in heaven! 他们会杀了我的 老天保佑啊!
Relax. You can always turn State's evidence and go to jail. 淡定 你可以先做污点证人 再进监狱
What? Is that supposed to make me feel better? 什么? 你觉得那么做我会好受吗?
Ah, the joint ain't so bad. 呃 监狱没有那么差
Really, it's not as gay as everyone thinks. 真的 那里不像大家想的 有那么多同性恋
Well, for you it might be. You're pretty rapeable. 你倒是有点危险 挺有可能被爆的
Come on, man! Gross! Hey, a little help in here! 嘿 伙计 太恶心了! 嘿! 过来帮帮忙!
They figure out you're the snitch, Mitch? 他们发现你是告密者了 是吗 Mitch?
Let's go. Let's go. Move. 我们走 我们走 走吧
- Come on. - Okay. - 快走 - 好
Go. Get out of here. 走吧 快出来
Gates, will you cover the bathroom break? Gates 你能替我带他们去厕所吗?
I gotta get this guy some Pepto. 我要给这家伙找点胃药
Oh, sorry, guys. I shall see you later. 哦 抱歉了 伙计们 我等会儿再来找你们
Set 'em up to knock 'em down. 把它们安好 然后把它们炸开
Okay. 好了吧
Yeah. 嗯
Well, guess you did blow the last one. 想想你上一个爆炸是怎么弄的
Well, now, you also took one for the team with your ear and all, so... 好吧 你也把一个耳朵都奉献出去了 所以...
I got an idea. 我有主意了
Hey, Bono! 嘿 Bono!
What say we borrow one of the hostages? 我们借个人质来怎么样?
They is half ours, ain't they? 他们有一半是我们的 对吧?
You wanna pick teams or something? Eh? 你是想组个队啊还是什么呢 啊?
- The hottie. - Mother-roo. - 靓妞是我的 - 亲娘勒 慢了一步
Okay, we'll take the sort of quasi-hottie. 好吧 那准靓妞就是我们的了
Oh, I think you're a full-on hottie. 噢 我倒觉得你靓妞中的靓妞
All right, I'll take, uh... 好吧 我要 呃...
oh, fuck it, cue ball and creepy moustache with me. 得了吧 我要行长和怪胡子
Black chick, freak show and closet homosexual with them. 黑人妞 疯子和同性恋归他们
- What? - I need to go to the lavatory. - 干嘛? - 我想上厕所
Didn't you just piss? What, you gotta re-piss? 你不是刚尿了? 难道要再尿一次?
What, is there something wrong with your willy? 是你的小鸡鸡有毛病吗?
No, I just... I need... I have a bit of a condition. 不 我只是... 我... 我出了点状况
All right, fuck it, go on. 好吧 该死 去吧
Okay, now for the sake of team spirit, 好吧 为了建立团队精神
- we gonna be called the Badgers. - Mystic Lightning! - 我们起名叫"浣熊队" - "神秘闪电侠"!
What? No, not Mystic Lightning. I hate that name. 什么? 不 不能叫"神秘闪电侠" 我讨厌这个称呼
Oh, so, what, badgers are cool? 哦 那么 "浣熊"就好听了吗?
Badgers are tunnel-dwelling rodents who live on garbage and poop, dude. 老兄 浣熊是穴居的啮齿动物 它们住在垃圾和粪便里
They are not inspirational animals. 它们不是能激励人的动物
Bro, you got to choose Peanut Butter and Jelly. I get this one. 老兄 你取了"花生酱"和"水果冻"这两个名字 这次让我来
Fine. 好吧
Okay, so, for our first activity, 好了 开始我们的第一个活动
we need one very special badger, 我们需要一只特别的浣熊
preferably who can read Chinese, 最好是可以看懂中文的
to detonate some totally not dangerous explosives for us. 去帮我们引爆一些一点都不危险的炸药
Dude, if you ask like that, no one is gonna volunteer. 老兄 你这么说 没人会自愿去干
- I'll do it. - What? - 我去引爆 - 什么?
I need to see Jack Hayes. 我必须去看看Jack Hayes的尸体
- See? - All right. - 看到了吗? - 好吧
The man is dead. There's nothing you can do for him. 那个人死了 你去了也没用
- Oh, my God, you like me. - I do not like you. - 哦 天呐 你喜欢我 - 我才不喜欢你
- This is really unexpected. - Oh, my God, I don't like you. - 真想不到你竟然喜欢我 - 哦 天呐 我不喜欢你
I really didn't think I had a shot. 我没想到我竟然有戏
How is Max gonna react to this? Max知道了会有什么反应?
You know what? Fuck off. Go get maimed. See if I care. Go on, beat it. 你猜怎么着? 你滚 我才不管你是不是会残废 快滚吧
- I'm not gay. - This is not the time. - 我不是同性恋 - 现在不是说这些的时候
Okay, now here's what's supposed to happen. 好了 以下是你要做的
You jam the igniter into the C-4, 你先把引爆装置塞进C-4炸药里
you stroll casually to a safe location, 然后漫步到安全的地方
and I press the detonator. 我来按引爆器
Here's what's actually gonna happen. 这才是真正会发生的
Igniter into C-4, huge explosion, 把引爆装置塞入C-4 然后发生大爆炸
and you get launched across the bank 然后你被弹到银行的另一边
and we find you in a pile of rubble. Okay? 而我们会在碎石堆里找到你 怎么样?
Good luck. 祝你好运
Okay, bro, good to go! 好了 老兄 可以开始了!
- He is not the smartest badger. - No. - 他不是最聪明的浣熊 - 他不是
Huh. 竟然没事
Mother-roo. 你娘的
Son of a bitch! 狗娘养的!
New rule! From here on out, we only rob human beings. 新规矩! 从现在开始 我们只抢人
This is fucking ridiculous. 真他妈的荒谬
Locked! Of course they're fucking locked. Of course. 锁着的! 它们当然他妈的锁着 当然
Why does this bank hate us? 这个银行为什么这么恨我们?
Oh, I found some nickels. 哦 我找到一些镍币
Fucking nickels. Stupidest goddamn coin on the planet. 他妈的镍币 这是地球上最蠢的硬币
Hey, Jelly. 嘿 "水果冻"
Things is looking up. I just found us a bunch of nickels. 情况有点好转 我刚找到了一堆镍币
They shot him from there. 他们从这个方向向他射击
Went through him this way... 从这边打中他...
Drop the gun, bro. 老兄 放下枪
You heard the man. Drop it. 你听到他说的了 放下枪
Put the gun down! Put it down! 放下枪! 放下!
Put the fucking gun down, dude. 老兄 放下那该死的枪
Yo! Earth to dude! 唷! 清醒点!
- Drop the fucking gun! - Drop the fucking gun! - 放下那该死的枪! - 放下那该死的枪!
Put the fucking gun down! 放下那该死的枪!
- Drop the gun! - Drop the gun, dude! - 放下枪! - 老兄 放下枪!
What the fuck are you waiting on? 你他妈的在等什么?
Put the gun down! 放下枪!
Guys, what's up? 各位 怎么了?
Drop the gun. 放下枪
This? I found it on him. 这个吗? 我在他身上找到的
I ain't interested in the fucking provenance of the gun. Just put her on the ground. 我对枪是谁的他妈的没兴趣 就放在地上
You gotta be kidding me. 你在开什么玩笑
Dude, I know that we're sort of the junior varsity team around here, 老兄 我知道我们有点像大学里的社团
but we'd appreciate it if you'd surrender your weapon to us 但是我更乐意当我们用枪指着你时
when we're holding you at gunpoint. 你把武器上缴给我们
This fucking thing is FBI issue. 这枪他妈的是联邦调查局的
FBI? That's interesting. 联邦调查局? 这太有趣了
Wait a minute. An FBI agent tried to rob this bank too? 等一下 一个联邦调查局的探员也想要抢这个银行吗?
Or he was here investigating somebody. 或者是他在调查某个人
We have at least five wanted criminals in this bank. Right? 现在我们这里至少有五个通缉犯 对吧?
What the fuck is going on here? 这他妈的到底是怎么回事?
- Bingo. - You got it? - 对了 - 你听明白了吗?
Nope. 没有
I found that missing piece to your ear. 我找到了你丢的那片耳朵
Now, if you gotta faint, I got ya. 现在如果你晕倒了 我可以拉住你
Okay. Peanut Butter and Jelly came through the front door there. 好吧 "花生酱"和"水果冻"从那边的前门走进来
Darrien and Gates came down the stairs there. Darrien和Gates从那边的楼梯走下来
Bullets flew north-south. The blood splattered east-west. 子弹沿南北方向飞过来 血迹沿东西方向飞溅
If he got caught in the crossfire, it'd be north-south. 如果他是死于交火 血迹应该是沿着南北方向的
Darrien and Gates were on the wrong axis. Darrien和Gates在错误的坐标上
So were Peanut Butter and Jelly. "花生酱"和"水果冻"也是
The FBI guy, Jack Hayes, was dead centre. 联邦调查局探员Jack Hayes死在中间
With him in that position, only two guys could've shot him. 而在这个位置上 只有两个人可以射中他
Mitchell the computer guy. But he wasn't armed. 那个电脑男Mitchell 但他没有武器
So if you eliminate that option, there 's only one other possibility. 如果排除这个可能性 那么只剩一种可能
The murderer must be 那个凶手一定
Weinstein. 是Weinstein
- Weinstein? - Yeah. - Weinstein? - 是的
- You absolutely sure? - Absolutely. - 你肯定? - 肯定
Weinstein, what's your 20? Oh, shit. Weinstein 你在哪儿? 哦 该死
Oh, Shit. 哦 该死
Shit, they shot each other. 该死 他们开枪杀了对方
No, no. 不 不可能
There's no fucking way that this asshole was able to draw faster than Weinstein. 这个混蛋不可能拔枪比Weinstein快
No way. And where the fuck could he get a gun and a silencer? 不可能 他妈的他是怎么可能有枪和消音器?
What do you make of this, here, spaceman? 外星人 你是怎么看这个的?
I reckon that Weinstein's pissed because the computer guy invited two parties to the heist, 我猜因为那个电脑男邀请了两个团伙进来抢劫 所以Weinstein恼羞成怒
and the computer guy, he's mad because Weinstein killed the FBI guy. 而因为Weinstein杀了那个联邦调查局探员 电脑男也生气了
And they both confront each other, both draw, both die. 然后他们两个互相对质 同时开枪 都死了
Why would Weinstein confront him now? 为什么Weinstein会挑现在和他对质?
Surprise the bastard. 让这个混蛋吓一跳
And why would Weinstein kill an FBI agent in the middle of a bank heist? 为什么Weinstein要在抢劫银行的时候杀一个联邦调查局探员呢?
To surprise the bastard. 就是要吓这个混蛋一跳
Weinstein had the computer guy at gunpoint when he came into the kitchen, Weinstein进入茶水间时用枪指着电脑男
but the computer guy got two shots into him. 但是那个电脑男却对他开了两枪
Well, maybe someone surprised somebody else in some other manner. 可能有人出其不意地用某种方式吓了其他人
What if it wasn't a confrontational moment? What if they were allies? 如果这不是一场冲突呢? 如果他们是一伙的?
Hey. 嘿
You better watch your fucking mouth when you talk about my friend. 当你谈论我朋友的时候 你最好他妈的管好你的嘴
He would never turn on me, ever. 他绝不会出卖我 永远不会
We've been working together for 15 years now. 我们在一起干了15年
And that means something in this fucking business. 在他妈的这种行当里 这是很重要的
Besides, the only people that had access to the kitchen were, uh, 而且只有一部分人能来这个茶水间 呃
only Peanut Butter, Jelly and... 只有"花生酱"和"水果冻"...
- And you, Gates... - Oh. - 还有你 Gates... - 哦
had access to the kitchen. 能够进入这个茶水间
And the hostages upstairs in the ceiling. 还有楼上的人质可以进入
Wait a minute. The hostages are crawling around in the fucking ceiling now. 等一下 人质们都蜷缩在他妈的楼上
You see that? This is it. This job is over. 看到没? 就这样 这活儿干不成了
No, no, wait, wait. You, wait here! Darrien. Darrien, mate, listen. 不 不 等等 等等 你 等一下! Darrien 兄弟 听我说
Listen to me, all right? 听我说 好吗?
That's kind of weird. 这很奇怪
Well, PB, what are we gonna do now? "花生酱" 那么我们接下来要做什么?
I got nothing, bro. 我也不知道要做什么 老兄
Except I'm gonna get this piece of ear into the freezer up there. 除了我要把这只耳朵放在上面的冰箱里
Buddy, I swear, if you was a woman, I'd marry you. 老兄 我发誓 如果你是个女人 我一定会娶你的
Well, I ain't. 好吧 我不是女人
Whoa, bro. You coming downstairs with me. 哦 老兄 你跟我一起下楼
Where's the clicker? We need it to get out of here. 遥控器在哪里? 我们要用它出去
So there are a couple more dead bodies. That means we change the plan, all right? 又死了两个人 这意味着我们只能改变计划了 明白吗?
It doesn’t mean we call off the job. 但不意味着我们要取消任务
The plan? You know what they say about plans, don't ya? 计划? 你知道他们是怎么评论计划的吗?
No, what do they say? 没有 他们说什么了?
They say if you wanna make God laugh, tell him all about your fucking plans. 他们说如果你想逗上帝笑 那就把你的计划全他妈告诉他
And believe me, 相信我
that motherfuckers up there laughing his ass off at us right now, 那个混账东西正在上面笑掉他的大牙呢
because ever since we entered this miserable fucking bank, 因为自从我们走进这他妈的悲剧银行开始
nothing has gone according to the goddamn plan! 一切都没有按照他妈的计划进行!
Now where's the goddamn clicker? 那个该死遥控器在哪儿?
Weinstein had it, all right? 遥控器在Weinstein那里 好吧?
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. But where did he put it? 好吧 福尔摩斯 他把它放在哪里了?
I don't know where he put it. All right, listen, Darrien. 我不知道他放在哪里了 好了 听我说 Darrien
Just listen to me, all right? Just calm down and listen to me, all right? 听我说 好吗? 冷静下来听我说 好吗?
We should've gotten out of here a long fucking time ago. 我们早他妈的该离开这里了
- No, no, listen, mate. - It's over. - 不 听着 兄弟 - 一切都结束了
We need that to bust the clutch, yeah? 我们需要那个来炸掉离合器 知道吗?
Yeah, well, I need it to cut my way out. 没错 我需要它来为我开路 离开这里
Don't fuck me over here, right, 'cause I wanna stay here and do this bank. 别在这儿撇下我 我还要呆在这里 继续抢这个银行
The bank job is a bust! 抢银行的计划已经完蛋了!
It's not a fucking bust. Listen to me, all right. 他妈的没完蛋 就听我说
Me and you sitting on a desert island somewhere, "sucky-sucky, 5 dollar," 我和你坐在这个荒芜的只有"该死的五美元"的地方
lots of birds, all that sort of shit. 有着一大群鸟 都是些狗屎
Think about it. It's a good fucking option for you, mate. 想想看 这对你来说是他妈的好机会 伙计
I'm getting the fuck out of here. 我要离开这个鬼地方
Oh, look, Darrien, come on, mate. You blow the fuck... 哦 Darrien 拜托 伙计 你毁了...
Darrien! Come on, man. Darrien! 拜托 老兄
The bolts are retracted. It's just a motor left. 活塞杆都已经缩回去了 只剩下马达需要对付了
- This will drastically... - Get the fuck off me! - 这将会彻底地... - 他妈的放开我!
Look this will drastically affect your rankings, mate. 老兄 这将会彻底地影响你的排名
That's all I'm fucking saying, all right. 这就是我要说的
And I thought you people had balls! 我还以为你们这些人有种!
You're a fucking disgrace to black criminals everywhere! 你他妈就是所有罪犯的耻辱!
Fuck you. 去你的
Shit! Fucking shit! 该死! 真他妈该死!
I know tonight's been a complete and utter fuck-up. 我知道今晚已经是一团糟了
But not any more! No, no. 但不会再这样了! 不会了
Now there is only one robbery team, the three of us. 现在只剩一个抢劫团伙 就是我们三个
Hey, can we be Mystic Lightning? 嘿 我们能叫"神秘闪电侠"吗?
No, you can't be fucking Mystic Lightning, you muppet. 不行 你不能叫他妈的"神秘闪电侠" 你个傀儡
No more bathroom breaks. No more perks, no more cushy treatment. 不再有上厕所的时间 不再有特权 不再有好的待遇
This shit just got really fucking real! 这他妈的将是真正的抢劫!
And because there is now only one army, there is now only one general. 因为只有一个团伙 所以只能有一个老大
Me, all right? I'm the fucking general. 那就是我 听明白没有? 我就是他妈的老大
I'm in complete control. 我来全权管理
Nothing happens here without me saying so, all right? 没有我的命令不能发生任何事 听明白没有?
Oh, fucking come on. 哦 他妈的拜托
Honestly, I don't know why I fucking bother. 老实讲 我不知道我在烦什么
Now go on, take the hostages up the office. Go on. 现在动起来 把这些人质带到上面的办公室去 快去
Go on. 快去
All right, everybody, you heard the man. 好吧 各位 你们听到了老大说的了
Come on, come on, get moving. Everybody up the stairs. Let's go, let's go. 快点 快点 动起来 大家都到上面去 快走
Did you rig his blowtorch? 你对他的喷灯动手脚了吗?
No, I fucking didn't. And I suppose you wankers didn't either, right? 没有 我希望你这个傻子也没有 有吗?
Nope. 没有
So what's next? Do we start with the vault or do we kill all the hostages? 接下来要做什么? 我们是先开金库 还是先杀了所有人质?
Oh, uh, definitely the vault. 哦 当然是先开金库
We find that having hostages around can be real handy. 有些人质可以在需要时派上用场
You can use them as human shields, or they can fetch stuff for you, like 你可以把他们当成人盾 或者你可以让他们帮你拿东西 比如
- bags of money or snacks. - Fine. - 一袋袋的钱或者零食 - 好吧
All right, we start with the vault on one condition. 好吧 先开金库 但是有个条件
When the time comes to do 'em, I get to do 'em all. 当该杀他们的时候 我会杀了他们
Yeah? 听到了吗?
Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem. We ain't really into mass murder. 听到了 这不是问题 我们并不喜欢大屠杀
But if that's part of your MO, 但如果这是你计划的一部分
that's totally cool with us. 我们也无所谓
All right, let's do it. 好吧 那就开始吧
Yeah? Come on, let's get to work. 耶? 赶快 开始工作吧
You okay? 你还好吧?
Oh, I'm great. This is so much better than flying first class, 哦 我很好 这比坐头等舱来得好
drinking champagne, going to my wedding. 喝着香槟 等着去我的婚礼
If you could walk out of the bank with the money, would you still need Max? 如果你可以带着钱离开银行 你还需要Max吗?
Oh, God. Seriously, Tripp, you have got to let this go. 哦 天呐 说真的 Tripp 你就别纠结这件事了
I can't let anything go. I'm obsessive. 我不能停止纠结事情 我有强迫症
If you had the money, would you still need Max? 如果你有钱了 你还需要Max吗?
Yes, I would. 是的 我还需要他
- What, to open the door for you? - Sure. - 需要他干嘛? 需要他为你打开门吗? - 当然
- To cuddle you at night? - I'm not so big on cuddling. - 需要他在晚上要拥着你吗? - 我并不怎么喜欢拥抱
Take you to Mom and Dad for the weekend? 需要他周末带你去爸妈家吗?
- My mom happens to love him. - You know what the problem is? - 我爸妈刚好很喜欢他 - 你知道问题在哪儿吗?
Everybody says money can't buy happiness, but nobody actually believes it. 大家都说金钱不能买来快乐 但其实没人真正相信这话
Tripp, your persistence is touching. It really is. Tripp 你的坚持真的很感人 真的
But at 5:00 a.m. I walk out of here and go back to Max. 但是在5点的时候 我走出这里就会回到Max那里
So you're saying I have until 5:00 a.m. 所以你是说到5点前我还有时间
No! That is not what I'm saying. 不! 这不是我要说的
Now, since the torch is blown, 现在 既然气焊枪已经爆炸了
we'll use a controlled blast with your C-4 on the clutch there. 我们就用这里的遥控器来引爆你的C-4炸药
Oh, we all about the controlled blast. 哦 我们知道精准地控制炸药的用量
Yeah, that'd be a nice change of pace. 是啊 这是个好的改变
And I just want you lads to know that I'm not just using you for your explosives. 我只是想说 我并不是为了这些炸药而利用你们
Oh, we ain't thought that. 哦 我们没这么想
Just go and check on that now. 快去看一下是怎么回事
- Ro-sham-bo? - Okay. - 石头剪刀布? - 好的
But no pee, no sneak attacks, no dynamite, no Apache helicopters, 但是不准小便 不准偷袭 不准用炸药 不准用阿帕奇直升飞机
- and no nuclear weapons. - Just go and check on them, all right? - 而且不准用核武器 - 马上给我去看看 听到了吗?
And kill whoever's up there. 再把里面那个人给干掉
Dang! He always throws scissors. 见鬼! 他总是出剪刀
Why do I go with paper? Why, Jelly? 我为什么要出布呢? 为什么呢 "水果冻"?
Why do you always go with paper? You know he's going with scissors. Go with rock. 你为什么总是出布呢? 你知道他会出剪刀 应该出石头啊
Hello. 你好
Anybody in here? 有人吗?
Hmm? 有吗?
Hey, man. 嘿 伙计
I know you're in here. 我知道你在里面
I don't wanna shoot you, Tripp. Okay? 我不想开枪打你 Tripp 知道吗?
I just... 我只是...
I just wanna rob banks. 我只想抢银行
And I don't know what's happening any more. 但我已经不知道现在到底是怎么了
With the heist? 打劫的事吗?
Yeah with the... with the heist. With everything. 是啊... 打劫的事 所有事
I should be the happiest guy in the world right now. 我现在应该是全世界最开心的人
I got a great job. I work with my best friend. 我有份好工作 我和我最好的朋友一起做事
The hours, they're ideal. 那些时光都很美好
But we never had to shoot people before, you know? 但我们以前从来不用向人开枪 你知道吗?
We never had to kill anybody before. 我们以前从不用杀任何人
Man, can you please just come out of there? 伙计 可以拜托你从那儿出来吗?
You know, it's weird saying all this stuff to a photocopier. 要知道 对着一台打印机说这些话太奇怪了
- Look, I am not trying to be negative, okay? - Okay. - 听着 我并不想这么消极 明白吗? - 明白
It's... all I'm saying is 而是... 我的意思是
maybe I'm not good at robbing banks, you know? 也许我不适合抢银行 知道吗?
Maybe this is not what Jesus put me on this earth to do. 也许这不是上帝让我来做人的目的
I mean, my grandfather, he sold moonshine 我是说 我的祖父贩卖私酿酒
My father was a repeat sex offender. 我父亲是个性惯犯
I mean, being a criminal is in my blood. 所以我身体里流的是罪犯的血
But between you and me, 但这话只对你说
it's always been my dream to work in a water park. 我总是梦想可以在水上乐园工作
I hear you. 我理解
You know, for whatever it's worth, I think you're a really great bank robber. 不管怎么样 我都觉得你的确是个非常好的抢匪
- You mean that? - Mmm-hmm. - 你说真的? - 没错
I mean, you're not just saying that 'cause I got a gun pointed at your dick? 我是说 你这么说不是因为我拿枪对着你的小弟弟?
No, no. Listen. Nothing that has gone wrong here tonight is your fault. 不 不 听着 今晚在这里发生的事都不是你的错
You're being sabotaged. 你被人算计了
Here, look. Look at this. Easy. 这儿 看看 看这个 放松点
- I'm gonna show you something. See? - Hey! - 我要给你看点东西 看到了吗? - 嘿!
Hey, where'd you... 嘿 你是从哪里...
oh, man, where'd you get those? 噢 伙计 你从哪里弄来这些东西的?
I stole these from your suitcase earlier. But listen. 我之前从你行李箱里偷来的 不过听着
Look, watch. Even with... even with a foreign bandwidth interference, 瞧 就算有... 就算有其他频宽的干扰
the detonator should work. Watch. 这个雷管都应该正常工作 你看
Nothing. Who modified this for you? 没反应 是谁替你们调整这个的?
- Our point man. Are you okay? - No. Who's your point man? - 我们的上家 你还好吗? - 不 谁是你们的上家?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to tell you that. 好吧 我很肯定我不该告诉你这个
Whoever modified these is trying to kill you. 不管是谁调整了这个 他都想干掉你
It's either your point man or... 可能是你们的上家 或者是...
- How well do you know Peanut Butter? - Hey, bro! - 你有多了解"花生酱"? - 嘿 老兄!
Me and Peanut Butter, we're like brothers, you understand me? 我和"花生酱"就像兄弟一样 你懂吗?
- Yeah! Yeah! - No, actually my brother is a prick. - 我懂! 我懂! - 不 事实上我兄弟是个混蛋
Me and Peanut Butter are like a couple of best-friend gay dudes in a bathtub. 我和"花生酱"就像在一个浴缸里洗澡的那些同性恋一样
That's how fucking tight we are. Okay? 我们俩就他妈有这么亲密 你懂吗?
Look. There's a lot of money at play. 听着 这涉及到一大笔钱
You have to look at all the angles. 你必须从各个角度来考虑
You know, he did know about that freezer 要知道 虽然他从没去过这里的茶水间
even though we had never been in that kitchen. 但他却知道那里有冰箱
Then again, it is a kitchen. 话说回来 只是个茶水间而已
- Touché. - Who's your point man? - 讲得好 - 你们的上家是谁?
Look at me, man. I'm a fucking mess. You can trust me. Who's your point man? 看着我 伙计 我他妈脑子里一团乱 你可以相信我 谁是你们的上家?
All right, fine, here. There. Look at it. 好吧 好吧 在这里 拿去看吧
Name's Vicellous Drum. We never met him. 他叫Vicellous Drum 我们从没见过他
But his cheques cleared and his info was straight. 但我们收到他的支票 而且他的情报也是准确的
Never saw a face, just a fax. 从没当面见过他 只收到国传真
Is getting a fax normal? 收到传真很正常吗?
Yeah, yeah, you think everybody'd be into the e-mail, right? 是的 你以为人人都喜欢用电子邮件 是吗?
Nah, see. The cops, they got a million ways to track that stuff, 得了吧 那些警察有千百种方法来跟踪那玩意
but they kind of skipped on the anti-fax technology. 但他们却忽视了反传真技术
You know? Plus, it... everybody likes the convenience of a hard copy. 你知道吗? 而且 这个... 人人都觉得有书面存档更方便
I don't mean to frighten you, 我不是想故意吓你
but do you think there could be something to this conspiracy theory? 但你发现这次的同谋活动有什么迹向吗?
Well, I don't wanna... 嗯 我不想...
I don't wanna impugn anyone's character, 我不想对任何人人身攻击
but the other night I caught Rex measuring the vault. 但有一天晚上 我看到Rex在量金库
I asked him what he was doing and he said he was trying to see 我问他在干什么 他说他想看看
if there was enough room for the new foreign currencies. 是否有足够空间存放新外币
- Oh, my God, that's so weird. - It is. - 噢 天呐 那太奇怪了 - 是啊
He would know when the system was down. 他知道系统什么时候会失灵
Oh, my God, he would. 噢 天呐 就是他
Well, and of course, as he's had to tell us multiple times, he's an expert 而且他已经无数次地向我们透露 他在打劫银行的程序方面
at bank-robbery procedure. 是个专家
- You're right. - But, Mr Blythe - 你说对了 - 但是 Blythe先生
- What? - He is such a dork. - 什么? - 他简直就是个白痴
Anyone seen my glucose shot? 有人看到过我的葡萄糖注射剂吗?
- Oh! - Get a chair! - 噢! - 拿椅子来!
Oh, my gosh. Oh! You're gonna be okay. Oh, my goodness. 噢 天呐 噢! 你会好起来的 噢 上帝啊
Does anybody have any sugar? Rex? 你们有糖吗? Rex呢?
No, I don't snack. 没有 我不吃零食
Okay, hold his head. Hold his head. 好了 托住他的头 托住他的头
Fire! Fire! 起火了! 起火了!
Fire! 起火了!
Where's the fire? 哪里起火了?
This man needs a glucose shot 这个人需要注射葡萄糖
and otherwise he's gonna die, and I'm gonna go get it 不然他就会死掉 我要去拿
and you can't stop me. Come on, everybody. 你阻止不了我 大家都来吧
Okay, but where's the fire? 好吧 但哪里起火了?
So, do you work with this Vicellous Drum guy a lot? 所以你们经常和这个叫Vicellous Drum的家伙合作吗?
Yeah. We were decoys for him once. 是啊 他曾经拿我们作诱饵
He had us rob this Jiffy Lube while he pulled this big heist downtown. 他让我们抢劫捷飞络公司 而他自已去打劫市区的一所大公司
Bummer is this lube place has got, like, no cash in it. 那个叫捷飞络的鬼地方只有一群懒鬼 根本没钱捞
I mean, we scored like 80 bucks Canadian. 我们只弄到了大约80加币
Hey! Oh, Mr Blythe is having a diabetic fit. 嘿! 噢 Blythe先生糖尿病犯了
We have to find his shot. Come on, come on, come on, come on. 我们必须找到他的注射剂 快来 快来 快点 快点
Where's my gun? 我的枪呢?
Check under the ledges. That's where we hid contraband in Joliet. 在壁架下找找 我们在朱利叶管教所经常把违禁品藏在那儿
Stuck it under there with gum. 用口香糖把货粘在壁架下面
Wait. You're an ex-con and you're guarding this bank? 等等 你是个前科犯 竟然还在这里做银行保安?
Yeah. I might've taken a few liberties on my resume. 是的 我在我的简历上使用了一些公民自由权
- What were you in jail for? - Not bank robbery. - 你为什么进监狱? - 不是因为抢劫银行
I committed other victimless... you know? 我犯了其它不太有害的... 你懂吗?
Mail fraud. I did a lot of mail fraud. 邮件诈骗罪 我通过邮件诈骗过好多次
- Fine, but they weren't even big banks. - How many banks have you robbed? - 好吧 但那些并不是大银行 - 你打劫过多少家银行?
A few dozen. 几十家吧
- Oh, my God. - Relax. - 噢 天呐 - 放松点
I'm rehabilitated and shit. 我已经重新做人了
So, what's your deal? You single? 那你呢? 你是单身吗?
I think I found it. 我想我找到了
Oh, my God. 噢 天呐
Wow, his pulse has come back already. 哇 他的脉博已经恢复了
He's starting to open his eyes. 他睁开眼睛了
He's a tough old bird. 真是个坚强的老头
- Wanna sit up? - Ready? - 想坐起来吗? - 准备好了吗?
All right, I'm closing this door for the last time. Are we clear? 好了 我最后一次把门关上 清楚了吗?
I said, is that clear, you fucking cunts? 我说了 清楚了吗 你们这些该死的婊子?
Oh! Oh, I don't... I don't like that word. 噢! 噢 我不... 我不喜欢那个词
- What did you just say? - I don't like the C-word. - 你刚才说什么? - 我不喜欢C开头的那个词
Now you try saying that one more time and I'll cut your... 你再说一遍 我就砍掉你的...
I said I don't like the C-word! 我说了我不喜欢C开头的词!
And in America we never use it! 而且在美国我们从来不说这个词!
Oh, good, the fucking hostages are armed. 噢 太好了 这些该死的人质有武器
He got the same type of gun that you do, Jelly. 他拿的枪和你的那把一样 "水果冻"
That is my gun, dude. 那就是我的枪 老兄
I suppose you'll be needing this? 我想你需要这个吧?
What the fuck is that? 这他妈的是什么东西?
That is our way out of here. So what do you want, a cut? 有那个我们才可以出去 你想要什么 分钱吗?
A conversation outside. Let's go. Hands over your heads, now! 出去说 走吧 把手放在头上 快点!
Hands over your heads. Let's go, outside. 把手放在头上 走吧 出去
Calm down now, calm down, you fucking maniac. All right? 冷静下来 冷静 你这该死的疯子 好吗?
- Tell me about your point man. - Why? - 告诉我你们的上家是谁 - 为什么?
Unless you have something to barter with, you will answer my fucking questions! 我只有拿东西和你交换 你他妈的才会回答我的问题!
All right, all right. Weinstein was our liaison, all right? 好吧 好吧 Weinstein是我们的接头人 好了吧?
- I never met our point man. - How did you communicate? - 我从没见过我们的上家 - 你们怎么联络对方?
- I'm not gonna tell you that. - Do you wanna get out of here? - 我不会告诉你的 - 你想从这里出去吗?
Do you wanna get out of here? Just do it! 你想从这里出去吗? 快说!
- Answer the question! - All right. Listen, listen. Look. - 回答我的问题! - 好吧 听着 听着
This fax was all we got, all right? 我们手里只有这个传真 可以吗?
Now, I'll trade you for the Clicker. All right, there it is. 我现在用这个和你交换那个遥控器 好了 给你
- Nice and slow. - All right, stand up! - 好的 慢慢来 - 好了 站起来!
- Now give me the Clicker. Give me the clicker. - Here's the clicker. - 把遥控器给我吧 遥控器给我 - 给你
All right. 好了
- Now give me the fucking gun. - Whoa! Now, that's Jelly's gun. - 把那该死的枪也给我 - 哇! 那是"水果冻"的枪
It was his mother's. 是他妈留给他的
Your mother's gun? 你妈妈的枪?
Your mother gave it to you? 你妈给你的?
All right, I'm sorry. All right. 好吧 对不起 好吧
What, are you giving the fucking hostages your gun now, eh? 什么 你把自已的枪给了这该死的人质 是吗?
- No, I didn't... - Are you a fucking... - 不 我没有... - 你他妈的是...
have you lost your fucking mind? You just lost your gun privileges. Go on. 你他妈是不是脑子坏了? 现在开始你没有持枪的权利了 滚吧
Go on. 滚啊
Jesus. And you. 上帝 还有你
If I hear one more fucking peep out of you, one, 如果你他妈再出现一次 就一次
- then you're a dead man, all right? - All right. - 你就死定了 明白吗? - 明白
- Now get your arse back in there. - All right, thank you. - 现在给我滚回去 - 好的 谢谢
I'm in. 我进去了
Jesus. 上帝
Now let's get back to work. 让我们开始办正事吧
- Oh, my God! - What is that all about? - 噢 天呐! - 那是什么?
I just traded the key out of here for this fax! 我刚才用能从这里出去的钥匙交换了这个传真!
- And that's a good trade? - I don't know. That's why I kept the battery. - 是一笔划算的交易吗? - 我不知道 所以我把电池留下了
Look. 看看
Listen. Mr Blythe told me that he saw Rex measuring the inside of the safe, 听着 Blythe先生跟我说他曾经看到Rex测量金库的尺寸
and I noticed that when I asked for the chair, Swiss Miss brought it right over. 而且我发现当我说拿椅子的时候 瑞士小姐就把椅子拿了过来
Speaking of Swiss Miss... 提到瑞士小姐...
Hey, Swiss Miss is missing. 嘿 瑞士小姐不见了
Oh, my God, it's happening. 噢 天啦 事情发生了
- It's happening. - What is happening? - 发生了 - 发生什么事了?
- It's happening. - What? - 发生了 - 什么啊?
The faxes. The night-vision goggles. 这些传真 还有夜视镜
- Oh, my God, the fucking faxes. The goggles. - What are you talking about? - 噢 天呐 这该死的传真 夜视镜 - 你在说什么?
- 1 55, 70... - Tripp, stop counting. - 1 55 70... - Tripp 别数了
- Those faxes... the gun... huh? - Tripp, stop! Stop! - 那些传真 那把枪 什么? - Tripp 停下! 停下!
- What? - Why the fuck did you do that? - 怎么了? - 你他妈为什么要吻我?
Because I thought it would help clear your mind. 因为我想这可以帮你清醒头脑
No, it doesn't work like that! 不 根本不是这个作用!
For fuck's sake. 他妈的
I got 8,000 things going on in my mind right now, 我现在脑子里要思考8000件事情
and I have to think about the kiss, too? 而我竟然还要想着你的那个吻?
Are you kidding me? 你在开我玩笑吗?
Oh, my God, my brain is gonna explode! 噢 天呐 我的脑袋要爆炸了!
Oh, God! 噢 天呐!
The dude's crazy but he is very gifted. 这家伙是个疯子 但他很有头脑
I know. He is a bona fide criminal mastermind. 我知道 他是个不折不扣的犯罪天才
We're blessed. 我们有希望了
Can we help you? 需要帮忙吗?
Yeah. Get you, you know, like a diet soda? 需要吗 比如给你拿一瓶健怡苏打水?
Will you please just go anywhere else? 拜托你们可以去别的地方吗?
One hour left. 还剩一个小时
We're gonna make it here, team. I told you. 我们快要成功了 伙计们 我跟你们说过
So far the only people that have been killed are criminals. 到目前为止遇害的只有罪犯
And they can all go fucking kill each other, for all I care. 然后就像我所期望的 他们都会他妈的杀了对方
We're survivors. Or as I like to call us, hero-vivors. 我们是幸存者 或者可以称我们自已为"英勇幸存者"
Everyone, starting tomorrow, you are getting one week's paid vacation. 大家听着 从明天开始 你们有一周的带薪休假
Son of a bitch. I already got next week off. 狗娘养的 我下周刚好休息
Well, then, we're gonna have to give you another week. 好吧 那我们会给你加上一周
Thank you. 谢谢
We're not safe yet. 我们还没有安全
You're that upset that you were wrong and I was right? 你这么沮丧是因为你说错了 而我说对了吗?
No. Oh, no! 不 噢 不!
Oh, my God! Oh, God. 噢 天呐! 噢 天呐
- Wait. What's that in her bra? - I'll get it! - 等等 她胸罩里是什么东西? - 我来拿!
- Okay. - Do it. - 好吧 - 你去拿
Oh, this is really gross. 噢 这太恶心了
Go ahead. Pull it. Pull it out. Nice. 去吧 抽出来 抽出来 很好
She works at a Swiss bank? 她在一家瑞士银行工作?
Oh, man. What a waste. 噢 伙计 太可惜了
It's like extra sad when a hot chick dies. 一个辣妹死了 这太让人伤心了
When a ugly chick dies, it's like, their life probably sucked anyway, 要是一个丑妞死了 也许她的人生原本就很失败
so it's no big deal. 所以不是什么大事
But when a hot chick dies, it's, like, totally tragic. 但是一个辣妹死了 实在是个大悲剧
I know, I mean, hot chicks, they're like unicorns or leprechauns. 我知道 我是说 辣妹就像独角兽或者小妖精
They're rare and they're precious and they need to be protected. 她们十分稀有而珍贵 她们应该受到保护
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - What? - 噢 天呐 噢 天呐 - 怎么了?
This is not a robbery. 这不是一场抢劫
This is not a robbery! This is not a robbery! 这不是一场抢劫! 这不是一场抢劫!
You're a fucking dead man. 你他妈的死定了
Hakuna matata, motherfucker! 操你妈的 去死吧!
Just hear me out and I will return your firing pin. 你只要听我说完 我就把撞针还给你
All right. 好吧
These are the two faxes inviting both your teams to rob this bank. 这两封传真 引诱你们两组人来抢这银行
This is a fax inviting Swiss Miss here. 这封传真 引诱瑞士小姐到这里来
They're all completely different 它们几乎没有相似的地方
except each one has a blemish that appears every 3.2 inches. 除了每张上面每隔3.2英寸地方 都有一个墨点
It is made when the printing drum has a scratch on it. 只有打印滚筒上有刮痕的时候 才会出现这种情况
- I don't get it. - Me neither. - 我没听懂 - 我也是
Each one was printed by the same machine? 这些都是同一台机器打印出来的?
You were all invited here by the same person. 你们都是被同一个人引诱到这里的
The same person, who? 同一个人 那是谁?
- Vicellous Drum. - Who's Vicellous Drum? - Vicellous Drum - 谁是Vicellous Drum?
The number-one criminal mastermind in the world. 他是世界第一的犯罪天才
He's stupid smart. 他真他妈太聪明了
This is not a bank robbery. This is an organized ambush. 这不是银行抢劫 这是有预谋的埋伏
Vicellous Drum has a problem. Vicellous Drum有个问题
He's gotta kill a bunch of people who are all connected to him 他要杀光一切和他有联系的人
but he can't look like he's behind it. 但他不想被发现他才是幕后黑手
So you're saying that each of us here is connected 你是说 我们每个人都因为某种原因
to this Whatever Drum person for some reason? 和那个叫什么Drum的人有联系?
Yes. Here, let me lay it out for you. 是的 我来帮你梳理一下
If I am right about this, the FBI agent has been after Drum for years. 如果我猜想是对的话 那个联邦调查局探员已经追查Drum很久了
Darrien and Weinstein worked for Drum before. Darrien和Weinstein之前给Drum做过下手
The Swiss bank representative launders Drum 's money. 瑞士银行代理人帮Drum洗过钱
Mitchell Wolf is Drum's computer hacker Mitchell Wolf是Drum的电脑黑客
Peanut Butter and Jelly have worked for him as decoys. "花生酱"和"水果冻"替他做过诱饵
Each one of them could rat him out. 他们每个人都可能把他抖出去
And as for the rest of you, who knows? 至于你们剩下的人 谁知道呢?
Maybe Mr Blythe denied Mr Drum a loan. 也许Blythe先生拒绝贷款给Drum先生
Maybe Madge and her kind, wonderful, warm tones 也许Madge还有她魅力十足的语调
offended Mr Drum in some way. 某种程度上得罪了Drum先生
Maybe Mr Clean flirted with him in a prison shower 也许Clean先生在监狱浴室里和他调过情
Give one blowjob in prison and you never live it down, never. 牢里给人口交过一次 你就永远摆脱不了了 永远
Maybe we're all here by accident. 也许我们在这里是巧合
Like me, just collateral damage. 比如说我 就只是附带伤害
Oh, you have gotta be kidding me. 哦 你肯定是在开玩笑吧
Lock us in a bank and hope we all kill each other? 把我们锁在银行里 希望我们自相残杀?
I mean, that is a sloppy plan, especially for Drum. 特别对Drum来说 这计划也太不干脆了
Which is why he's here, in person. 这也就是他本人也在场的原因
Oh, come on. 哦 拜托
Just think about it. The blowtorch, the explosives, 想想看 那个喷灯 那些炸药
they all went off at exactly the right time. 在最紧要的时候 它们全都刚好出了问题
The FBI agent was obviously the biggest threat to Drum, 那个联邦调查局探员显然是Drum最大的威胁
so he had Weinstein take him out first. 所以他让Weinstein一开始就干掉了他
See, that's right. Weinstein was working for Drum from the beginning. 瞧 这就对了 Weinstein一开始就在替Drum办事
So was Mitchell, who knew when the security system would be down. Mitchell也是 他知道什么时候安保系统会失灵
And so Drum killed them next. 所以Drum接下去就杀了他们两个
Drum did his best to make it look like a double murder Drum尽力把现场伪造成双重谋杀
But the clicker that was in Weinstein 's mouth 但是那个在Weinstein嘴里的遥控器
was a big red flag that something strange was going on. 是最大的疑点 说明发生了奇怪的事情
My best guess is that Weinstein must've hid the clicker in his mouth 我最合理的猜测 就是Weinstein把控制器藏在嘴里
to prevent the real killer, Vicellous Drum, from getting out of the bank. 一定是为了防止真正的杀手Vicellous Drum逃出这间银行
Next, Drum took out Darrien with a rigged blowtorch. 接下去 Drum用动过手脚的喷灯除掉了Darrien
And then Drum shot the Swiss Miss. 然后Drum杀掉了瑞士小姐
Five down, only eight to go. 死了五个人 还剩下八个
Oh, that is fucking bullshit. You know what? 哦 他妈的都是废话 你知道吗?
That's a nice little story you told, sunshine, but I've got a vault to blow. 你讲的故事还真不错啊 帅哥 但我这里还有个金库要炸呢
It's not gonna open up. Listen to me. The money's like flypaper. 金库是打不开的 听我说 钱就像是捕蝇纸
It's just a lure to get you here so Drum can kill you. 这只是Drum引诱你们来这儿的诱饵而已
Come on, hell, there's no money in the bank at all! 拜托 见鬼了 这银行里根本就没有钱!
Of course there's fucking money in a bank. Don't even say that. 这银行里他妈的肯定有钱 你在别胡说八道
No way, dude. We have worked way too hard for this. 不可能的 伙计 我们已经在这里花了太多心思了
You are not listening to me. This is not a bank robbery! 你们就是不听我的 这根本不是银行抢劫!
Well, this is the best damn non-bank robbery I've ever seen. 好吧 这是我见过最给力的非银行抢劫了
And you said there's no money in the vault, eh? 你说过金库里没有钱的 对吧?
You just don't get it. It's flypaper. 你怎么就不明白呢 这是诱饵
Yeah, eat your words, freak show. 管你呢 放屁去吧 疯子
Mother-roo. 亲娘的
Oh, my God! 哦 我的天呐!
Oh, my God! 哦 上帝啊!
So it doesn't matter that the money is here? 所以钱在不在里面并不重要?
Vicellous Drum is still gonna try to kill everybody? Vicellous Drum还是会杀光所有人?
Yeah. I can't believe nobody's starting to lose their mind right now. 没错 我真不敢相信 怎么就没人情绪失控呢
I don't know which one of you is Vicellous Drum. 我不知道你们中间谁是Vicellous Drum
You stay the hell away from me. 但你他妈的离我远点
Aren't you gonna get a gun? 你不打算拿把枪吗?
No, it doesn't matter. 不用 这不重要
Drum's plan was always to take out numerous armed targets. Drum的计划总是要先除掉武装目标的
Our only hope is to outthink him. 我们唯一的希望就是 智取
So how do you kill a bank full of armed people? 那你怎么杀光一群全副武装的人?
Cut off the lights, strap on the night-vision goggles and take everybody out. 切断电源 带上夜视镜 然后杀光所有人
Jesus Christ, how'd you come up with that idea? 我的天啊 你怎么想到这个主意的?
In the office you said something about there being night-vision goggles. 在办公室里 你提过夜视镜的事情
- Yes, there's a pair in the bathroom. - So what more do you need? - 是的 在厕所就有一对 - 那你还需要什么的?
Whichever guy goes for the goggles is Vicellous Drum. 无论是哪个男的去拿夜视镜 他就是Vicellous Drum
Or whatever girl. 或者是个女的
Drachmas? How the fuck we gonna fence drachmas? 德拉克马(希腊货币)? 我们他妈的怎么换成德拉克马?
Hey, how much you think we've got here? 嘿 你觉得我们这里有多少了?
Oh, I reckon about 4 or 5 loads. 哦 我估计大概4 5百万的样子吧
So, let's get cracking, eh? Chop-chop. 动作麻利点 知道吗? 快点 快点
Really? Now you decide to save the bank? 真的假的? 现在你决定拯救这银行了?
No, man, I wanna go with you. There's a fucking murderer in here! 没有 伙计 我要和你们一起走 这里他妈有个杀人犯啊!
Well, I'm going too. I'm totally freaked out. 我也是 我完全被吓傻了
- I wanna go with you. - Don't forget me, motherfuckers. - 我也和你一起 - 别忘了我 混蛋们
Oh, so we're all here. 哦 我们都到齐了
Why don't we hold hands as we go up to the roof, eh? 我们要不要手牵手 一起到屋顶啊?
It's no use, guys. You're never gonna get out of this bank alive. 没用的 伙计们 你们不可能活着走出这间银行的
Oh, would you not say ominous shit like that? 哦 你就不能不要这么乌鸦嘴吗?
You gonna spook Jelly. 你会吓到"水果冻"的
Actually, Tripp's right. 实际上 Tripp说得没错
Your key won't work. There's no battery in that clicker. 你的钥匙是没用的 那个遥控器里面没有电池
Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. 哦 你他妈跟我开玩笑吧
Now which one of you bastards has the battery! 你们哪个混蛋拿了电池的!
Vicellous Drum. 是Vicellous Drum
- You took the battery to keep us here. - No... - 就是你拿走了电池 把我们困在这里 - 不是...
Plus you spent half your time wandering around the bank. 还有 你用大半天的时间在银行里乱逛
You could've killed anyone at any time. 你能在任何时间杀掉任何人
And what's more mastermindish than setting up the perfect crime 另外 有什么比精心设置下完美犯罪
and then trying to solve it bit by bit? 再一点点破解更天才的呢?
I cannot believe I kissed you. 我都不敢相信 我吻过你
Doesn't take a mastermind to get under your skirt, sweetie. 要泡你的话 用不着天才的大脑 甜心
Oh, don't flatter yourself that you'd ever get that far. 哦 别吹牛了 你不可能做的到的
And the rest of you idiots, if you'd been paying any attention at all, 剩下的蠢货们 如果你们有用心观察的话
you would've realised that all the evidence points to Madge! 你们就会发现 所有的证据都指向了Madge!
No, it don't! 没有 才没有!
Who turned out the lights? 谁把灯给灭了?
Oh, come on. What the fuck? Not again. 哦 拜托 见什么鬼? 还来
Shoot anything that moves. Unless it's me. 谁动就朝谁开枪 除非是我
It's Drum. it's fucking Drum. 是Drum 他妈的是Drum干的
Vicellous Drum. 你就是Vicellous Drum
Where is he? 他在哪里?
We ain't seen dickens, bro. 我们什么都没看到 兄弟
Drum? Drum啊?
Come on out. 出来吧
Come on out! 出来吧!
Come on, Drum. Come on out. 快点 Drum 出来吧
It's not me. I'm telling you, I am not Vicellous Drum. 不是我 我说过 我不是Vicellous Drum
I shut off the lights 我灭了所有的灯
because I knew the real Drum would go for the night-vision goggles. 是因为我知道 真的Drum会直接去拿夜视镜
Then I went up to the bathroom and I waited. 然后我就赶到厕所 等在那里
Oh. 哦
The sick kindly bank manager with the heart of gold. 虚弱的好心银行经理也迷恋钱财
Everyone's gonna be shocked when they hear it's you. 大家知道是你的话 所有人肯定会震惊的
You think so? 你这么觉得吗?
Those clowns in the lobby think you're Vicellous Drum. 大厅里的那些小丑觉得你才是Vicellous Drum
So if I kill you, I look more like a hero. 所以如果我杀了你的话 我更像是个英雄
And you kill me, you look even more like Vicellous Drum. 而你杀了我的话 你看上去就更像是Vicellous Drum
So either way, you're just fucked. 不管怎么样 你都完蛋了
Very entertaining story, Drum, but no one's gonna believe it. 故事蛮有意思的 Drum 但没人会相信的
Come on out. No more lying. The game is over. 快点出来吧 别说谎了 游戏结束了
Not so fast. 还没这么快
Tripp and I set you up. Tripp和我摆了你一道
We knew when the lights went out 我们知道 如果灯熄灭的话
that whoever went for those night-vision goggles was our guy. 不管谁去拿夜视镜 他就是我们要找的人
You can't kill all of us. 你不可能杀掉我们所有人的
Can he? 他能吗?
No. 不能
One million dollars each. 每个人一百万美金
Untraceable. 无法追踪的
All of you. 你们每个人
Two million dollars. 两百万美金
Put the gun down! 把枪放下!
Put the gun down and we'll talk. 把枪放下 我们再谈谈
Ah, fuck it. 啊 操你妈
And then there were six. 就剩下六个人了
- Here, the clicker. - Thanks, bro. - 拿着 遥控器 - 谢啦 老兄
Well, I guess that's all she wrote. 我猜这就是我们要的一切
Take it. 拿走吧
It's insured. 这投过保的
FDIC, baby. You got to love the New Deal! 联邦储蓄保险公司 好家伙 新政策真讨人喜欢啊!
Mother-roo. 亲娘的
Thanks, badgers. 多谢啦 浣熊们
I just wanna say one thing. 我就说一件事情
From here on out, me and Jelly is going straight, ain't we? 从现在开始 我和"水果冻"就改过自新了 不是吗?
Yeah. Straight to the Hooters in Cancun! 是啊 直接去坎昆(墨西哥城市)度假去了!
I almost forgot my ear. 我差点忘了我耳朵了
So after all that, 所以在此之后
two guys named Peanut Butter and Jelly got away with all the money? "花生酱"和"水果冻"这两个人 把钱都抢走了?
Yeah. It's crazy stupid. 是的 真是傻疯了
I think they said they were fleeing to Winnipeg. 我记得他们说 他们逃到温尼伯市去了
- Thank you. - You're welcome. - 谢谢 - 不用谢
- You are free to go. - Thank you. - 你可以走了 - 谢谢
All right, lock down all northbound routes. 好了 封锁所有北方的通道
- Here are your meds, sir. - Oh. - 这是你的药 先生 - 哦
Oh, I'll take the whole thing. 哦 我就全部拿走了
Seriously, hero is not a word that I would use. 严格上讲 我不会用英雄这个词
Did I lead my team of hostages through the darkest night of their lives? 我是否带着人质一起度过了他们人生中最黑暗的时刻呢?
Yeah, I did my job. 是的 我尽力完成了我的工作
- I want two months off, paid. - Yes, ma'am. - 我要两个月的带薪休假 - 好的 女士
I wanna wear jeans five days a week, not just Friday. 我要一周五天都穿牛仔裤 不仅仅是周五
And I want LASIK, both eyes. 我还要激光眼部塑性 两只眼睛都要
Really, guys, you don't have to do this. 真的 伙计们 你们不用这么做的
It's not a problem, ma'am. 小事一桩 女士
Well, thank you. 谢谢你们了
Thank you. 谢谢
- There you are, ma'am. - Good to go. - 都放里面了 女士 - 走好
- Congratulations. - Thanks, Officers. - 恭喜啦 - 谢谢你们 警官们
Thanks again, Officer. 多谢 警官
- Oh, shit. - Wow, what is this? - 哦 见鬼 - 哇哦 这是什么?
Is it a toaster? 是吐司机吗?
Is it a gravy boat? 是调味瓶吗?
Ooh... wow, some people like to give cash. 哦... 哇哦 有人喜欢送现金啊
I never quite bought your cover story. Didn't ring true. 我从来就没相信过你的身份 听起来就不是真的
Then I remembered Weinstein said he was shocked 然后我记得Weinstein说过
that only two bank robberies were going down tonight. 他很奇怪今晚就只有两伙人来抢银行
And then I realised there were actually three. 我就意识到 实际上有三伙
Pretty solid plan. 计划得蛮充分的
Kaitlin Nest, plucky new teller who married the wrong guy. Kaitlin Nest 一个胆大的新出纳 却嫁给了一个错误的男人
Such a sympathetic story. 真是个悲情的故事啊
Your fake fiancé Max explains your expensive tastes. 你的假未婚夫表明了你极高的品味
Your history of exotic travel 你异国情调的旅游历史
explains your sudden trip to a non-extradition state. 表明了你突然去了一个无引渡法国家的原因
And your phoney wedding presents allowed you to walk out of the bank 还有你的假结婚礼物让你能怀揣百万现金
with hundreds of pounds of cash without anyone raising an eyebrow. 从容走出银行 却没有人会起半点疑心
You were gonna make your move around 7:00 p.m. 你本打算大概晚上7点的时候下手的
when all the security went down. 那时候安保全部失灵了
But Darrien and Drum and everyone else derailed your plan. 但是Darrien和Drum还有其他人坏了你的计划
You must've been so pissed. 你肯定很恼火吧
But you bided your time, waiting for your opportunity. 但是你静下心来 等待你的机会
And when I killed the lights, you took your shot. 等我关上所有灯 你就利用机会行动了
Take it. 拿走吧
It's insured. 这投过保的
It's genius, actually. 说实话 这真是天才之举
No one's gonna open up a woman's wedding presents. 没有人会打开一个女人的结婚礼物
And then to have the cops carry the money out of the bank and into the trunk of your car? 然后让警察把钱拿出银行 放进你车子的后备箱里?
Honestly, I think I'm in love with you. 老实说 我想我爱上你了
Too soon to say that? 这么说太早了吗?
What do you want, Tripp? 你想要什么 Tripp?
- Isn't it obvious? I want in. - Really? - 这还不够明显? 我要入伙 - 真的?
Equal partners. We only work the long con. 平等的合作伙伴 我们只放长线钓大鱼
No violence, no bodies. 不动用暴力 不杀人
What makes you think I won't kill you? 你凭什么觉得我不会杀了你?
You're not the killing kind. 你不是那种杀人的类型
Besides, you like me. 而且 你喜欢我
- You think so? - Oh, I know so. It'll be fun. - 你这么觉得吗? - 哦 我知道的 肯定会很有意思的
You already know we'd make a great team. 你早就知道 我们会是绝佳的搭档的
What do you say? 你怎么说?
Are you gonna freak out? 你会吓傻吗?
I don't know what you mean. What? 我没懂你的意思? 怎么了?
The last time I kissed you, you freaked out and it was pretty pathetic. 上次我吻你的时候 你都吓傻了 那好可怜的
What's your real name? 你真名叫什么?
Alexis Black, number three in banks. Alexis Black 银行抢劫案排名第三
Oh, that's so fucking hot. 哦 这太他妈赞了