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拉丽莎说她男朋友
all right Larissa says her boyfriend is

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劈腿了
not following the PlayBook

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这是怎么回事
which what's that about

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我和我男朋友最近
well me and my boyfriend we recently

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刚搬到一起住
just moved in together we've been

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我们同居大概一个月了
living together for about a month now

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- 嗯 怎么样了 - 唔 不太好
- yeah,how's it going - not so good not

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你和你男朋友在一起多久了
how long has he been your boyfriend

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四年
four years

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- 所以在一起蛮久了 - 是的 高中他就是我男朋友
- oh so it's a long term relationship - Yeah,he's my high school sweetheart

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明白 所以在长期关系中
I got it. So in long-term

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- 这表明 - 就是感觉不太好
- relationship it turns out - it's just not

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其实有两年
good we well I actually moved away and

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我搬到辛辛那提了
our relationship to Cincinnati for two years

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所以是异地恋
years so it was a long-distance relationship

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很不容易
so it was actually hard

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但是我高中一毕业
But once I graduated high school from there

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我们就商量着五月份搬到一起
I we talked about moving together in May

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并且我们确实搬到一起了
and so we did move together

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然后我们
and we started going to college

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一起在阿克伦上大学
together in Akron and it's just

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- 问题在哪里呢 - 他是踢足球的
- What's bad about it - He's a football

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我经常帮他 比如说
player I always have to help him like I

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经常帮他写
always have to help him out do his

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写作业
doing his homework

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我必须督促他进步
and I have to push him forward

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我不太清楚 他在小事上对我说谎
and he's just I don't know he lies to me about little things

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我不允许他和我朋友出去玩
he I'm not allowed to go out with my friends

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不允许他做任何事
I'm not allowed to do anything

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我觉得他不太对劲
so and I just like there's been something going on with him so

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噢 所以自从你们搬到一起
Oh so ever since you moved in together

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-他变得有距离感了 - 是的 - 我明白了
- He seems more distant - yeah - I see

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我这里下一位嘉宾叫普雷舍丝
the next name I have here is Precious

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- 普雷舍丝 你知道普雷舍丝吗 - 知道
Precious. Do you know Precious - Yeah

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- 我们在同一个高中 - 好的 所以她是朋友
I went to her high school - oh okay so she's

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好吧 这是你朋友
a friend all right here's your friend

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普雷金丝
Precious

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看到吗 贱人 你能读
Can you see it bitch. Can you read

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你在说什么 这是什么回事
What are you talking about what is this

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你说你被取代了是什么意思 贱人
What do you mean you been replaced bitch

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我被取代 哪有 我是说我和他交往四年了
I was replaced how I mean I'm bidding with him for four years

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好吧 是这样的
well let's see

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事情始于那个夏天 我在布法罗鸡翅烧烤吧碰到他
It started over the summer I met him at

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顺便说一下 布法罗鸡翅烧烤吧是
buffalo wings the buffalo wing slap his

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他最喜欢的地方
favorite place by the way

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我们喝了些啤酒 回到他车上
um we had a few beers. we went back to his car

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- 他扑到我的大腿上 - 噢 是吗
- he fell on my thigh a little bit - oh really

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所以然后我需要找一面镜子来
So then I have to find a mirror

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你只是一个小罗罗 所以我无所谓咯
you're just a little ho.  so I mean

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我宁愿这样也不想有一个虚假的关系
I rather be a ho than have a fake-ass relationship

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我的意思是 呃
I mean well um

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- 抱歉 你就是很 - 我怎样
- I'm sorry you're just - I'm just what

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你下流 你真的很下流
you're dirty you're just really dirty

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你太下流了 我对你无话可说
you're so dirty I have no words to say to you

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- 你太 - 如果你们是朋友
you're just so - If you guys were friends

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你为什么要对她做这样的事情
why would you want to do that to her

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因为我根本不在意她 我只关心我自己
Cause i dont't desire about her. I care about myself and

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当我想要什么东西的时候 我就要得到
when I want something I'm gonna get it Jerri

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好 不如我们把托尼请出来
okay well why don't we bring out Tony

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- 为什么这么对我 - 我
- why would you do this to me - I don't want

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不想和你在一起了
to be with you anymore. all you do is

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你不过是我的跟屁虫
follow me around everywhere I go

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我想接触新鲜的东西 交新朋友
I want new things and meet new people

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如果你不想
Why would you move me from Cincinnati all

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为什么还要千方百计地让我从辛辛那提搬到阿克伦
the way to Akron if you didn't want to be with me

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你想和我同居
you you wanted to move in with me

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我没有逼你和我搬到一起
I didn't force you to move in

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你每次做错事都求我
You begged me every time you did something wrong

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你求我
You beg me

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噢宝贝 求你搬来和我一起住
Oh baby please please move in with me

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我爱你 我想娶你 我想和你在一起
I love you. I wanna marry you. I want to be with you.

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是的 我确实那么说过 但是
yes I did say those things but

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那个时候我以为这能促进我们之间的关系
at the time I thought it would help our relationship

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但是现在
but now that we're

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我们搬到一起
moved in together

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我不觉得这有任何帮助
I don't feel like it's helping it at all

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实际上反而是在拆散我们
it's actually breaking us apart

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- 但是你和她在一起四年了 - 是的我和她在一起四年了
but you've been with it for four years - yeah I've been with her for

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并且现在我们是同居
four years and now that we're living

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我们经常待在一起
together we're together constantly

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所以我一有机会
constantly so when I get a chance

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我就会做我想做的事
to do something I would like to go do it

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杰瑞
Jerry

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在足球队 我努力训练
um I'm trying out for the acting football team

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我跑了49秒40
I run a 49:40

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- 我是300号队员的替补 - 好的 这听起来
- I'd bench 300 - okay well that sounds that

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听起来确实很厉害 我不是教练
sounds really go. I'm not the coach so I

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所以我没法衡量 但是
I can't but uh I'll put it I'll put in a

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我会用优秀来形容这个
good word for you so but but

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但是现在你和她的关系 你爱她吗
this relationship here do you love her

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呃 我爱她
Emmm I do

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唔 回答得太慢了 不如你以前了
was slow not not as much as you did before

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不像我以前了
not as much as I did before

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那么你和普雷舍丝是什么关系呢
and what about your relationship there with the Precious

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我们没什么关系
we don't have no relationships

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那只是一时兴起
it's just a one-time thing

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她只是一个替补 她对我来说
She was just a bench warmer. She's nothing

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根本没什么特别的
special to me at all

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你**的时候不是这么说的
you weren't saying that when you were…my legs

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你不是最棒的
you wasn't the best

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- 那你怎么不和小白雪公主在一起 - 闭嘴 婊子
- Why didn't you just stick with Little Miss Snow White - Shut up bitch

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实际上她比你棒
She's a lot better than you actually

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- 那你还跟我在一起 - 我 我不想和你在一起
- So why will you with me - I I don't want to be with you

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你不必和我在一起 我不和人渣在一起
You don't have to be with me. I don't go for trashing ways

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但是你T恤上写着你是我的头号粉丝
yeah but you got number-one fan on your shirt

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噢 你喜欢我做那些
you liked when I did that real nice

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不不不 与那个无关
no no they are good

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-好 所以 - 所以你是去和他一起玩游戏吗 -是的
- OK so - so you go to his game - yes

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我没注意她
I don't pay attention to her

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不是你邀请我的吗
won't you invite me

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我不是每次都邀请你 通常你是突然出现
and I don't always invite you usually just pop up

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好吧 游戏再会
okay I'll play that game

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好的 你的意思是你们就这么结束吗
okay are you saying this is over

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对 我也是这个意思
yes I'm saying it's over either

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我不想和他有任何关系
oh yeah I don't want nothing to do

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