拉丽莎说她男朋友 all right Larissa says her boyfriend is
劈腿了 not following the PlayBook
这是怎么回事 which what's that about
我和我男朋友最近 well me and my boyfriend we recently
刚搬到一起住 just moved in together we've been
我们同居大概一个月了 living together for about a month now
- 嗯 怎么样了 - 唔 不太好 - yeah,how's it going - not so good not
你和你男朋友在一起多久了 how long has he been your boyfriend
四年 four years
- 所以在一起蛮久了 - 是的 高中他就是我男朋友 - oh so it's a long term relationship - Yeah,he's my high school sweetheart
明白 所以在长期关系中 I got it. So in long-term
- 这表明 - 就是感觉不太好 - relationship it turns out - it's just not
其实有两年 good we well I actually moved away and
我搬到辛辛那提了 our relationship to Cincinnati for two years
所以是异地恋 years so it was a long-distance relationship
很不容易 so it was actually hard
但是我高中一毕业 But once I graduated high school from there
我们就商量着五月份搬到一起 I we talked about moving together in May
并且我们确实搬到一起了 and so we did move together
然后我们 and we started going to college
一起在阿克伦上大学 together in Akron and it's just
- 问题在哪里呢 - 他是踢足球的 - What's bad about it - He's a football
我经常帮他 比如说 player I always have to help him like I
经常帮他写 always have to help him out do his
写作业 doing his homework
我必须督促他进步 and I have to push him forward
我不太清楚 他在小事上对我说谎 and he's just I don't know he lies to me about little things
我不允许他和我朋友出去玩 he I'm not allowed to go out with my friends
不允许他做任何事 I'm not allowed to do anything
我觉得他不太对劲 so and I just like there's been something going on with him so
噢 所以自从你们搬到一起 Oh so ever since you moved in together
-他变得有距离感了 - 是的 - 我明白了 - He seems more distant - yeah - I see
我这里下一位嘉宾叫普雷舍丝 the next name I have here is Precious
- 普雷舍丝 你知道普雷舍丝吗 - 知道 Precious. Do you know Precious - Yeah
- 我们在同一个高中 - 好的 所以她是朋友 I went to her high school - oh okay so she's
好吧 这是你朋友 a friend all right here's your friend
普雷金丝 Precious
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看到吗 贱人 你能读 Can you see it bitch. Can you read
你在说什么 这是什么回事 What are you talking about what is this
你说你被取代了是什么意思 贱人 What do you mean you been replaced bitch
我被取代 哪有 我是说我和他交往四年了 I was replaced how I mean I'm bidding with him for four years
好吧 是这样的 well let's see
事情始于那个夏天 我在布法罗鸡翅烧烤吧碰到他 It started over the summer I met him at
顺便说一下 布法罗鸡翅烧烤吧是 buffalo wings the buffalo wing slap his
他最喜欢的地方 favorite place by the way
我们喝了些啤酒 回到他车上 um we had a few beers. we went back to his car
- 他扑到我的大腿上 - 噢 是吗 - he fell on my thigh a little bit - oh really
所以然后我需要找一面镜子来 So then I have to find a mirror
你只是一个小罗罗 所以我无所谓咯 you're just a little ho. so I mean
我宁愿这样也不想有一个虚假的关系 I rather be a ho than have a fake-ass relationship
我的意思是 呃 I mean well um
- 抱歉 你就是很 - 我怎样 - I'm sorry you're just - I'm just what
你下流 你真的很下流 you're dirty you're just really dirty
你太下流了 我对你无话可说 you're so dirty I have no words to say to you
- 你太 - 如果你们是朋友 you're just so - If you guys were friends
你为什么要对她做这样的事情 why would you want to do that to her
因为我根本不在意她 我只关心我自己 Cause i dont't desire about her. I care about myself and
当我想要什么东西的时候 我就要得到 when I want something I'm gonna get it Jerri
好 不如我们把托尼请出来 okay well why don't we bring out Tony
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- 为什么这么对我 - 我 - why would you do this to me - I don't want
不想和你在一起了 to be with you anymore. all you do is
你不过是我的跟屁虫 follow me around everywhere I go
我想接触新鲜的东西 交新朋友 I want new things and meet new people
如果你不想 Why would you move me from Cincinnati all
为什么还要千方百计地让我从辛辛那提搬到阿克伦 the way to Akron if you didn't want to be with me
你想和我同居 you you wanted to move in with me
我没有逼你和我搬到一起 I didn't force you to move in
你每次做错事都求我 You begged me every time you did something wrong
你求我 You beg me
噢宝贝 求你搬来和我一起住 Oh baby please please move in with me
我爱你 我想娶你 我想和你在一起 I love you. I wanna marry you. I want to be with you.
是的 我确实那么说过 但是 yes I did say those things but
那个时候我以为这能促进我们之间的关系 at the time I thought it would help our relationship
但是现在 but now that we're
我们搬到一起 moved in together
我不觉得这有任何帮助 I don't feel like it's helping it at all
实际上反而是在拆散我们 it's actually breaking us apart
- 但是你和她在一起四年了 - 是的我和她在一起四年了 but you've been with it for four years - yeah I've been with her for
并且现在我们是同居 four years and now that we're living
我们经常待在一起 together we're together constantly
所以我一有机会 constantly so when I get a chance
我就会做我想做的事 to do something I would like to go do it
杰瑞 Jerry
在足球队 我努力训练 um I'm trying out for the acting football team
我跑了49秒40 I run a 49:40
- 我是300号队员的替补 - 好的 这听起来 - I'd bench 300 - okay well that sounds that
听起来确实很厉害 我不是教练 sounds really go. I'm not the coach so I
所以我没法衡量 但是 I can't but uh I'll put it I'll put in a
我会用优秀来形容这个 good word for you so but but
但是现在你和她的关系 你爱她吗 this relationship here do you love her
呃 我爱她 Emmm I do
唔 回答得太慢了 不如你以前了 was slow not not as much as you did before
不像我以前了 not as much as I did before
那么你和普雷舍丝是什么关系呢 and what about your relationship there with the Precious
我们没什么关系 we don't have no relationships
那只是一时兴起 it's just a one-time thing
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她只是一个替补 她对我来说 She was just a bench warmer. She's nothing
根本没什么特别的 special to me at all
你**的时候不是这么说的 you weren't saying that when you were…my legs
你不是最棒的 you wasn't the best
- 那你怎么不和小白雪公主在一起 - 闭嘴 婊子 - Why didn't you just stick with Little Miss Snow White - Shut up bitch
实际上她比你棒 She's a lot better than you actually
- 那你还跟我在一起 - 我 我不想和你在一起 - So why will you with me - I I don't want to be with you
你不必和我在一起 我不和人渣在一起 You don't have to be with me. I don't go for trashing ways
但是你T恤上写着你是我的头号粉丝 yeah but you got number-one fan on your shirt
噢 你喜欢我做那些 you liked when I did that real nice
不不不 与那个无关 no no they are good
-好 所以 - 所以你是去和他一起玩游戏吗 -是的 - OK so - so you go to his game - yes
我没注意她 I don't pay attention to her
不是你邀请我的吗 won't you invite me
我不是每次都邀请你 通常你是突然出现 and I don't always invite you usually just pop up
好吧 游戏再会 okay I'll play that game
好的 你的意思是你们就这么结束吗 okay are you saying this is over
对 我也是这个意思 yes I'm saying it's over either
我不想和他有任何关系 oh yeah I don't want nothing to do
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