宇宙... The universe...
无边无际 包罗万象 a vast expanse of space and matter.
它包含着我们所看所知的一切 It includes all that we see, and all that we know.
从时间流动的那一刻起 Since the beginning of time,
我们就在想它是因何而起 we have wondered how it came to be.
是一个精心筹划的宏伟计划 A gloriously orchestrated plan?
还是一连串的机遇巧合 A chance series of events?
或者是什么更傻的理由 Or something much, much dumber?
冰川时代5:星际碰撞
今天风和日丽 洁白的冰面上 It's a beautiful day out here on the ice...
正在进行一场父女之间的曲棍球争霸赛 as father meets daughter in a quest for hockey supremacy.
小桃子对阵曼尼 It's Peaches meets Manny.
猛犸象对阵猛犸象 Mammoth meets mammoth.
猛犸啊猛犸 Mano a mano.
猛那个萌那个马 Meema me moo-ma.
马那个萌那个犸 Mama may mee-mee.
你俩能消停会吗 Will you two quit it?
好吧 M-okay.
这么凶 Meanie.
迅猛猛犸正以疾风之势突破 The blazing mammoth takes it on the breakaway.
从来没有过这样的运动员 如此强壮 如此优美 There's never been a player so tough, so graceful.
又如此渴望进球 So desperate to score.
他向右一个假动作 向左一个假动作 He fakes right. He fakes left.
他假装知道该怎么玩 He fakes knowing how to play.
怎么了 What's wrong?
丢东西了吗 Lose something?
♪是谁身上这么臭 是曼尼♪ ♪Hey, what's that stink I smell out there? It's Manny!♪
♪嘿 嘿 是曼尼♪ ♪Hey, hey. It's Manny!♪
♪你逊毙了♪ ♪You stink!♪
好吧 小毛球 让我看看你有什么本事 Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got.
这可是你自找的啊 You asked for it.
-棒 她秒杀对手 -我又赢了 - Yes! She dominates! - Again.
得了吧 是我放水了 Oh, please. I went easy on you.
这才是好的育儿之道 It's called good parenting.
得了吧 承认吧 Yeah, right. Face it.
现在在冰上我才是老大 I rule the ice now.
你也太能吹了 小能人 Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot.
这样吧 三局两胜怎么样 All right, how about best of three?
棒 触地得分 Yes! Touchdown!
等等 不 不太对 不是触地得分 Wait, no, that's not right. Not touchdown.
是啥来着 对 一杆进洞 What is it? Uh, hole-in-one!
朱利安 Julian!
不好意思 Sorry.
亲爱的 我得分了 你看到了吗 Honey, I scored! Did you see me?
看到了 你太棒了 Yeah! And you were amazing.
小心点 Careful!
冰上真的很滑 Oh, the ice is really icy.
简直是超级无敌滑 It's like super-sized, extra value icy.
但是我站得越来越稳了 对吧 But I'm getting better, right?
好吧 那我们等会...再玩 Okay, we'll play... later.
她又把你打哭了吧 So, she whupped your butt again, huh?
瞧这吨位 And with a butt that size,
肯定是被痛扁了一顿啊 that's a whole lot of whuppin'.
才没有呢 没有人被痛扁呢 Nobody was whupped. There was no whupping.
只是一个慈爱的父亲 It's just a loving father
和自己的独生女儿分享一些战术而已 sharing some strategy with his only daughter.
我才知道玩得烂也是一种战术 Didn't know sucking was a strategy.
好了 该我们了 Okay, it's our turn.
来给他们展示一下真正的技术 Let's show them how it's done!
你要输了 You're going down, eh?
献给你的 我未来的丈母娘 For you, my mom-in-law-to-be.
毛莫花束 Buttercups!
自然之光 Nature's sunshine.
自然之光难道不应该是太阳光吗 Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine?
谢谢 朱利安 Thank you, Julian.
已经很久没有人给我送过花了 It's been so long since anyone's given me flowers.
但是你要娶的是我们的女儿 But you're marrying our daughter.
你不需要一直给我们送礼物 You don't have to keep bringing us presents.
但是这样做我很高兴啊 But it makes me happy.
还有给你的 我的人生导师 力量源泉 领头象 And for you, my guru, my rock, my main mammoth...
我给你准备了最棒的礼物 To you, I give the greatest gift of all.
等等 你要干什么 Wait. What are you doing?
来吧 丈人老哥 别害羞 Come on, Bro-Dad. Bring it in.
我能感受到你的心跳哎 I can feel your heart beating.
好了 差不多得了 Okay. That's enough of that.
你最好习惯一下 You better get used to it.
他们以后就住在咱隔壁 They'll be living right next door.
来吧 朱利安 我们走吧 Come on, Julian. Wanna go?
那个 你不是说要帮我弄下那个的吗 Actually, weren't you gonna help me with the thing?
对哦 那个 Oh! Right. The thing.
得弄下那个 Gotta do the thing.
那个我可以做啊 I can do the thing.
不行 No!
这是姑娘家的事情 It's a girl thing.
你为什么不去做点男孩子的事情呢 Why don't you go do a guy thing?
你最近很少和朋友在一起待着 You know, you don't spend nearly enough time with your friends.
-我没有吗 -我们等会见 - I don't? - I'll see you later.
在这特殊的一天 On this special day.
好吧 Okay.
你跟他们说过咱们的决定了吗 Have you told them about our decision yet?
没 我在等正确的时机 No. I'm waiting for the right time.
来吧 罗密欧 我们走 Come on, Romeo. Walk with me.
我要去看看蝴蝶是怎么破茧而出的 I'm gonna watch some butterflies come out of their cocoons.
-真的 -假的 - Really? - No.
再见 宝贝儿 Goodbye, sweetie.
我还记得以前我和曼尼也会这样 I remember when Manny and I used to be like that.
我可没有 Not me!
爱上他们然后离开他们 Love them and leave them,
再拿走一半财产 and take half of everything.
这是我的座右铭 That's my motto.
我的爱人 曾有多少姑娘想要却无法驯服 Mi amor, so many ladies have tried and failed...
希德我这匹野马 to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion.
可是我偏偏想要和你分享我的草原 But I want to share everything with you.
你是掠过我身上跳蚤里的风 You're the wind beneath my fleas,
是我的情人眼里出来的眼屎 the algae of my eye.
你愿意与我结为一生的伴侣吗 Will you be my mate for life?
希德尼 Sidney?
希德尼 你在哪 Sidney, where are you?
芙兰辛 Francine.
窝咬嗡... I need to ask...
我要问你件事情 I need to ask you something.
-你愿意嫁... -希德 你别再往下说了 - Will you marry... - Sid, I'm gonna stop you right there.
我要和你分手 I'm breaking up with you.
什么 但是我已经把我们整个未来都计划好了 What? But I planned our whole future!
我们的婚礼 Our wedding.
我们的孩子 妈妈 Our kids. Mommy.
我们的墓地 Our burial plots.
你好啊美女 How you doing?
我还雇了个乐队呢 I even hired a band.
不 不 不是现在 No, no. Not yet!
你疯了吗 我们就约过一次会 Are you crazy? We've only had one date.
就14分钟 It lasted 14 minutes!
是啊 但感觉像是20分钟 Yes, but it felt like 20.
我拒绝 有戒指 I can't! A ring?
这戒指确实挺漂亮 但是不行 I mean, I like the ring, but no.
我拒绝 你太粘人了 I can't. You're too clingy.
我哪里粘人了 How is this clingy?
再说 And by the way,
你和你头像一点都不像 you look nothing like your profile picture.
芙兰辛 你得开始和其他的物种谈谈恋爱了 Francine, you gotta start dating outside of your species.
阿芙 我们有问题解决啊 是因为那件比基尼吗 Franny, we can work this out. Is this about the bikini?
我也不知道这是毒葛啊 I didn't know it was poison ivy.
阿芙 阿芙 救命 Franny. Franny, help!
有人吗 Somebody.
究竟如此疼痛的是我的眼... Is it the eyes that hurt...
还是我的灵魂 or my soul?
肯定是眼 Definitely the eyes.
女人啊 Ah, women!
是啊 女人啊 Yeah, women.
她们怎么了 What about them?
我搞不懂她们 I don't get 'em.
就像和艾莉在一起生活是很棒 Like, Ellie. Life's great with her.
没什么惊喜 没什么变化 There's no surprises. Nothing ever changes.
但是今天 她居然傻笑了 But then today, she giggled.
施拉有傻笑过吗 Does Shira ever just giggle?
求你别吃我 Please don't eat me!
施拉不怎么傻笑 Shira's not a big giggler.
好吧 艾莉傻笑了 Well, Ellie giggled.
然后还摇了摇屁股 And then she wiggled.
别再这么做了 Don't ever do that again.
我不知道她为什么表现得这么奇怪 I have no idea why she's acting so weird.
女人啊 Women.
有人吗 Hello?
说到奇怪 And speaking of weird.
有人吗 Anybody there?
马可 波罗 Marco? Polo?
嗨 曼尼 Oh, hi, Manny.
你的口气好臭哦 Your breath is awful.
你怎么了 What happened to you?
没什么 都挺好的 Oh, nothing. Everything's great.
超级棒 棒不啷邦棒 Fabulous. Zippity-dippity.
好吧 我来猜猜 她甩了你 Okay, let me guess. She dumped you.
我有什么问题 What is wrong with me?
每个人都有伴 Everybody has somebody.
而我只有这张青春帅气的脸 And all I've got is my boyish good looks
和这支墨西哥流浪乐队 and this mariachi band.
好痒 Oh! So itchy!
来吧 我来帮你收拾干净 Come on. Let's get you cleaned up.
我想要的只不过是真爱而已 All I wanted is true love.
难道这个要求过分吗 Is that too much to ask?
为什么这么安静 Why is it so quiet?
因为这个世界都在为我失去挚爱而悲伤 Because the world is mourning my loss.
艾莉 Ellie?
小桃子 Peaches?
大家都去哪了 Where is everyone?
惊喜 Surprise!
纪念日快乐 宝贝 Happy Anniversary, honey!
纪念日 Anniversary?
不 原来是这样 Oh, no. That's the thing.
好了 现在该你了 丈人老兄 Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad!
对啊 我们想看看你给艾莉准备了什么 Yeah! We wanna see what you got Ellie.
曼尼 Manny!
曼尼 曼尼 曼尼 Manny! Manny! Manny!
曼尼 Manny!
哈哈 好啦 Hey, hey. Right.
那个... Uh... So...
大家再把掌声送给艾莉好不好 How about another hear for Ellie?
好耶 Yeah.
他忘记了 He forgot!
我真替艾莉难过 I feel so bad for Ellie.
艾莉 我... Ellie, I...
他没忘 He didn't forget.
曼尼对她的爱有这么大 That's how big Manny's love is for her!
烟花秀挺漂亮啊 Nice save with the light show.
等等 不是你安排的 那是谁 Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?
曼尼 Oh, Manny.
我还担心你忘了 I was so afraid you'd forgotten.
可你却为我点亮了天空 But you lit up the sky for me?
你是怎么做到的 How'd you do it?
这个嘛 Uh, well...
魔术师从来不揭秘 A magician never reveals his secrets.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我总是在想象我们的孩子也能和他们一起玩 I keep picturing our own kid in there.
他肯定会是最厉害的 He'd be the best one.
你说的是"她"吧 I think you meant "she."
他 He.
不管怎么说 我们谈过这件事 迪亚哥 Either way, we've been over this, Diego.
孩子们都怕我们 Kids are afraid of us.
是啊 为什么呢 Yeah, but why?
他们要吃掉我们吗 Are they gonna eat us?
孩子们好 Hi, kids!
我这次都微笑了呢 I even smiled this time.
爸爸 Wow, Dad.
你这礼物太赞了 Best present ever.
您简直是模范好丈夫啊 You, sir, are an education in marital excellence.
我们离开之后一定会很想你们 I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave.
其实吧 我还没跟他们说呢 Actually, I haven't told them yet.
惊喜 Surprise!
你们要走吗 You're leaving?
不是说要先跟我们住几年吗 I thought you guys were gonna live with us the first couple of years.
对 但是我跟朱利安想出去闯闯 I know. But Julian and I kind of want to roam for a while.
-闯闯 -对 - Roam? - Yeah!
旅行 探索 四处逛逛 Travel, explore, just go wherever.
没有计划就是最好的计划 No plan is the best plan.
这是我的人生哲学 That's my philosophy.
吃点心吗 Hors d'oeuvres?
这算什么计划 也不是哲学 That's not a plan, or a philosophy...
还不安全 or very safe.
爸爸 我们还年轻 Dad, we're young.
等老了再担心安不安全吧 We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring.
就像你跟妈妈这样 Like you and Mom.
-我们应该... -我们家人在谈话 - I think we should just... - Excuse me!
请外人不要打扰 This is a family discussion.
我难道不算家人吗 But aren't I part of your family?
至少现在还不算 Not yet, you're not.
这个是不是需要担心下 Does that look like a problem to you?
一个火球朝我们飞过来了 A ball of fire heading directly towards us?
这有什么好担心的 Why would that be a problem?
如果你掉进了沟里失忆了呢 What if you fall in a ditch and get amnesia?
那怎么办 What then, huh?
曼尼 出事了 Manny, we have a problem.
完了再说 我现在有事 Not now. I have a problem.
这件事比较大 This one's a little bigger.
-我不信 -曼尼 - I don't think so. - Manny!
怎么了 What?
曼尼 Manny?
好了 派对结束 大家都走吧 Okay. Party's over, everybody.
晚安 请快点离开 Have a good night. And leave right now!
你怎么了 派对才刚刚开始啊 What are you talking about? The party just got started.
好吧 Yeah.
就是我有点困了 Just getting kind of sleepy.
大家都走吧 Everyone should go.
藏起来 找好掩护 And duck. Possibly cover!
你这是怎么了 What's gotten into you?
快看 还有更多 Look! There's more coming!
流星浴 Meteor shower!
流星 Meteor?
浴 Shower?
曼尼的爱要害死我们了 Manny's love is killing us!
看来这也是你准备的惊喜节目 I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me?
咪咪妈咪哄 Abracadabra?
你们能不能晚点再说 Can you guys deal with this later?
快点 我们得赶紧找掩护 Come on. We need to take cover.
我着火了 I'm on fire!
我也是 我们真是火辣 Me too! We're smoking hot, baby!
小心 Incoming!
是我们的人 Those are ours!
你们还好吗 看看我有几颗象牙 Are you okay? How many tusks do you see?
树 Tree.
十五个 Three?
不 是树 No! Tree!
大家快跳 Everybody, jump!
那个洞穴 快进去 The cave! Get inside!
快点 快点 Move! Move!
没事的 宝贝 爸爸... It's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's...
好像消停点了 It sounds like it's slowing down.
肯定过去了 Yup, it's definitely over.
看来这个没过去 Except for that one.
我们可能得暂时先搬去地下住了 We might wanna think about moving underground for a while.
快看 我拿到一颗蛋 Look at that! I got an egg.
你偷了多少 弟弟 How many eggs did you poach, little brother?
我们一定要偷别人的蛋吗 Do we have to steal other creatures' eggs?
素食不行吗 I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
当然 那就吃素食动物 Sure, we could eat vegans.
儿子 我真想不通你怎么会生在这个家 Son, sometimes I wonder how you snuck into this family.
♪费加罗 费加罗 费加罗♪ ♪Figaro, Figaro figaro, Figaro, Figaro♪
稍后跟你们玩 With you in a minute.
我得冲洗一下 I'll have to rinse and repeat.
那黄鼠狼真扫兴 That weasel is such a buzzkill.
走吧 孩子们 Let's go, kids.
别担心 女士 Don't worry, ma'am.
我会抓到那帮偷[煮]你蛋的家伙 I'll catch the crew that poached your egg.
我玩了双关 It's a pun!
我隔着眼罩冲你挤眼睛呢 I'm winking under the eye patch.
♪孩子被抢走 母亲眼泪流♪ ♪A mother is crying, a damsel in distress♪
♪这些入侵者 总是在抢夺♪ ♪Foreboding intruders have made such a mess♪
♪这让我觉得非常不妥♪ ♪What I detect is a lack of respect♪
♪这些都是妈妈的心头宝♪ ♪For all that is precious and dear♪
♪我是这里的小守护者♪ ♪I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world♪
朋友们都叫我巴克 But my friends call me Buck.
干得漂亮 各位 Well played, guys.
♪听我一句劝 坏人别放肆♪ ♪I have a message, bullies not welcome♪
♪偷的还回去♪ ♪Return what you've stolen♪
♪哪来回哪去♪ ♪Go back where you came from♪
♪知道我厉害就不要逞强♪ ♪You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater♪
♪恐龙也会是我的手下败将♪ ♪You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic♪
♪费加罗 费加罗 费加罗♪ ♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro♪
♪费加罗♪ ♪Figaro♪
我最喜欢这段了 Love that bit.
♪奔跑 攀爬 旋转 大笑♪ ♪Running and climbing and spinning and grinning♪
♪疾驰 俯冲 灵活闪躲♪ ♪And dashing and diving and dodging♪
♪滑行 降落 英勇洒脱♪ ♪And sliding and gliding and staying alive♪
♪这就是我午后的闲暇生活♪ ♪And these are a few of the things that I do before lunch♪
♪蔑视死神 逃开危险♪ ♪Death defying Danger denying♪
♪自由飞翔♪ ♪Look, I'm flying♪
♪也许你觉得我疯狂♪ ♪You might think I'm mad♪
♪人生苦短何不潇洒一场♪ ♪But, hey, you only live once♪
♪不必谢我♪ ♪No need to thank me♪
♪但你若坚持 我会接受♪ ♪But if you insist, I won't resist♪
谁身上有鱼味 Who smells like fish?
都坐稳了 Hold on to your butts!
下... Class
课 Dismissed.
真是一颗好蛋 Good egg.
还给你 女士 Here you are, my lady.
去吧 我引开他们 Go! I'll lead them away.
刚刚玩得很愉快 Oh, that was fun!
下周同一时间同一地点见 Same time, same place, next week?
回见啦 Toodles!
恭喜你 黄鼠狼 Congratulations, weasel.
你死定了 You just signed your death warrant.
我又逃开了 Weaseled my way out of that one.
这是在闹腾什么 What's all that flash and dazzle about?
是谁把一块大石头放在了丛林里 Who puts a rock in the middle of the jungle?
天哪 Blimey!
这是什么地方 What is this place?
有人吗 Hello?
你们好啊 哺乳动物 Hello, mammals.
你好 巴克 Hi, Buck!
再见 巴克 Bye, Buck!
来帮个忙 A little help.
直接摔到了我的脾 Right on the spleen!
虽然脾完全没用 但是好疼 Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
巴克 欢迎回来 兄弟 Buck. Welcome back, buddy.
等等 这家伙就是恐龙语者 Wait. This half-a-snack is the dinosaur whisperer?
还是个优秀的莎莎舞者 And expert salsa dancer.
我虽然只有一只眼 但是牙都在哦 I have one eye but all my original teeth.
要来数数看吗 Would you like to count them?
不必了 谢谢 No, thank you.
这位一定就是油桃了 And this must be Nectarine.
我叫小桃子 Peaches.
都一样 亲爱的 Semantics, my dear.
深感荣幸 I am deeply honored.
眼罩不错 非常嘻哈 Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta.
谢谢 Thank you.
-我喜欢这小子 -巴克 - I like this kid. - Buck.
你怎么会来这里 What are you doing here?
我...什么 Well, I... What?
我在努力呢 I'm trying!
可是你要怎么告诉别人他们快死了 But how do you tell someone they're doomed?
他被我噎住了 He's stumped.
我们好得很 巴克 We're not doomed, Buck.
不过是下了一场流星雨 已经结束了 It was just a meteor shower, and the show's over.
恰恰相反 老兄弟 Quite the contrary, old chap.
一切才刚刚开始 It's just beginning.
我发现了一个预言 You see, I found a prophecy.
别闹 Do you mind?
天哪 他可真能扫兴啊 Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?
扫兴王 Fun sucker!
我已经看完了石板上的内容 I read this tablet front to back.
它讲述的故事非常令人不安 And the story it tells is very disturbing.
每隔一亿年左右 Every hundred million years or so,
世界会进行一次大清洗 the world gets a cosmic cleansing.
在恐龙之前 Before the dinosaurs,
有一群马蹄形像螃蟹一样的动物 there were these horseshoe crab-looking thingies.
好恶 Yuck.
然后就在这座山脚下 Then, at the bottom of this mountain range,
砸来了一个小行星 an asteroid hit.
嘭 再见 Boom! Bye-bye.
接下来是恐龙 山边一颗行星陨落 Next, dinosaurs, mountain range, asteroid.
嘭 再见 Boom! Bye-bye.
接下来 是哺乳动物 And coming up next, mammals.
山边 行星 嘭 Mountain range, asteroid, boom!
再见 Bye-bye.
愚蠢的哺乳动物 Stupid mammals.
那就是我们 That's us.
没错 就是它 Yep, and there she is.
行星之母要向我们冲过来了 The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us.
就算钻到地下也救不了我们 Even going underground won't save us this time.
之前天上没有这个 that wasn't there before.
快看周围的天空变成什么样子了 And look what it's doing to the sky.
别担心 我已经有计划了 No worries. Because I've got a plan.
是吗 阻止行星的计划吗 Really? To stop an asteroid?
之前的两颗行星 Look, the last two asteroids
都陨落在了地球的同一位置 have pummeled the earth in the same spot.
很快即将再次发生陨落 And it's about to happen again.
我们得过去 We've got to go there
看看到底是什么引来了行星 and see what's attracting the asteroid.
只要知道陨落的原因 Once we know why it's coming...
我们就可以想办法让它改道了 we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
这计划太蠢了 That plan is so dumb,
好希望自己有额头 这样就可以扶额了 I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
让我捋一捋 Let me get this straight.
你不但没让我们赶紧逃命 Instead of running away from a deadly asteroid...
反而让我们往行星那里跑 you want us to run directly towards it?
我知道这计划听起来不怎么样 I know it sounds suboptimal,
但是好消息是 but the good news is...
不管我们去哪里都会死 it'll kill us no matter where we went.
这可真是安慰 Well, that's reassuring.
好吧 就算我们赶到了陨落点 Okay, but even if we get to the crash site...
我们要如何改变 how are we supposed to change
一个刻在石头上的预言 what is literally written in stone?
悲观的朋友 My cynical friend.
地球上的恐龙本已灭绝 The dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth,
但也有一些幸存 but some escaped.
他们改变了自己的命运 我们也可以 They changed their fate and we can change ours, too.
谁愿意参加 Who's with me?
你们怎么看 So, what do you think?
说实话 我担心黄鼠狼说得对 Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.
不 不要听黄鼠狼的 No! Don't listen to the weasel.
他满嘴跑火车 He's a raving loon!
抱歉 我特别喜欢故意说反话 Sorry. I just love playing devil's advocate.
而且还要打扮得美美的 And looking fabulous!
毕竟巴克救过我们一次 Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
可如果他这次救不了我们呢 But what if he can't this time?
我不知道该相信什么了 I don't know what to believe.
但我好怕我们的生活还没开始就要结束了 But I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
好吧 Okay.
我们加入 I guess we're in.
克拉什和艾迪愿发愤图强 Crash and Eddie reporting for duty.
发粪 Doody.
非常好 你们的谐音梗我也听懂了 Excellent! And dirty word processed.
那么上路吧 Now, we better get on the road
因为距离陨落还有大约... because time till impact is roughly...
2天4小时1分钟16秒 2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds.
15秒 14秒 15 seconds, 14 seconds...
我们知道了 I think we get it.
等陨石坠落我们就都知道了 I think we're all gonna get it.
我们看起来好酷炫哦 We look so cool.
这是什么 What is this stuff?
他在哪里 Where is he?
等我抓到那个独眼黄鼠狼 When I am through with that one-eyed weasel...
就把他另一只眼也弄瞎 he's going to need two eye patches.
我能理解你的愤怒 格蒂 I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie.
但是你也听到了 But you heard them.
行星要坠落了 An asteroid is coming.
情况不同了 This changes things.
天哪 这里可真冷 Holy snowballs! It's freezing up here.
我浑身的细胞都挤到一起了 Parts are retracting into other parts.
你能不能别跟只长尾鹦鹉似的 Would you please stop acting like a parakeet?
幸亏你遗传了你妈妈的好视力 It's a good thing you got your mother's eyes...
不然你就是个废物 or you'd be totally useless.
这话真伤人 Well, that's just hurtful.
你看到了什么 What do you see?
没情况 没情况 Nothing. Nothing.
一颗行星正在朝地球飞过来 Deadly asteroid screaming towards Earth.
等等 他在那里 Wait! There he is.
真糟糕 他离我们好远好远 That's too bad. He is really far away.
可能飞不过去 Probably too far to reach by flight.
算了 我们还是回家吧 Oh, well. Let's just go home.
我们不能撤退 We are not retreating!
在那只黄鼠狼出现之前 Until that weasel came along...
咱们家靠偷恐龙蛋 赚了不少血汗钱 our family made an honest living stealing dino eggs.
偷东西 血汗钱 An honest living. Stealing.
你不觉得有点讽刺吗 Kind of ironic, don't you think?
再说 反正小行星来了我们都会死 Besides, why take out the weasel
为什么还要费劲先干掉黄鼠狼呢 if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?
视力这么好 眼光这么短 So much sight. So little vision.
要是阻止黄鼠狼和他朋友们 If we stop the weasel and his friends
不让他们阻止小行星 from diverting the asteroid...
砰 Kablooie!
黄鼠狼和其他人都会死于撞击 It kills the weasel and everyone else...
而我们就可以飞临其上 while we glide safely above it all.
那将是我们的天堂 It'll be our paradise.
听起来非常不现实 That's seems highly implausible.
只是从科学角度讲 Just from a scientific standpoint.
好吧 好计划 炸药啊 Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite!
是我知道的 One of the top three or four
三个还是四个种族灭绝计划之一 species annihilation plans I've ever heard.
这还差不多 That's better.
那我们就确保小行星会撞过来吧 Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.
我们为什么就不能正常点 Why can't we just fear the apocalypse
也害怕预言呢 like a normal family?
你干什么呢 巴克 What are you doing, Buck?
每块石头都是有故事的 All rocks tell a tale.
写着我们走过的路和该走的方向 Where we've been and where we're heading.
不过 那是坨粪 That, however, is a turd.
朱利安 Julian...
我想告诉你 万一我们活不下来 I want you to know that if we don't make it...
万一我们没法结婚 if we never get married...
你都是我的唯一 you were the only one for me.
别这样 Hey, come on!
我们一定能活下来 一定能结婚的 Of course we'll make it, and we will get married.
但也许这是宇宙告诉我们不可能 But maybe it's the universe telling us we won't.
你就打算让一个小小的 You're going to let one tiny little...
三百英里宽的小行星毁掉你们的计划吗 300-mile-wide asteroid ruin your plans?
未来可能都没有了 How can we think about our future
我们还考虑什么 when we may not have one?
我们一定会阻止这颗行星 Hey, we're going to stop this thing
你们也一定会结婚 and you'll get married.
东敲敲 西撞撞 Bada-bing, bada-boom!
现在好像不该说撞 当我没说 Well, not boom. Forget I said boom.
我知道了 我来为你们策划婚礼吧 I know! I'll be your wedding planner!
这能让你们 It'll take your mind
不再想着世界末日的事 off all this end-of-the-world stuff.
其实我们就打算随便搞搞的 Actually, we were just gonna wing it!
低调一点 Keep it low-key.
什么 What?
小桃子 亲爱的 Peaches, Peaches. Sweetheart,
你这一辈子最开心的一天可不能随便过 you don't just wing the happiest day of your life!
一定要好好把握 好好度过 No, you seize it and you cherish it.
要用好东西淹没这一天 You strangle it with good intentions.
就从发型开始吧 Ooh. Let's start with your hair.
盘个发髻 很传统 Updo with a top bun? Traditional.
或者盘起来留鱼尾刘海 很妩媚 Or updo with a fishtail braid. Flirtatious.
但可能会有些脏 But maybe a little trashy.
还有吊袜带 And garter belts!
今天 艾德展示的是蕾丝雏菊 Today, Ed is modelling laced daisies.
而克拉什戴的则是高雅的常青藤 While Crash is rocking a more elegant ivy...
足够突显小腿的美 that's all about the calves.
我们还需要座位表 We need a seating chart!
单身席 儿童席 The singles table, the kids table,
奇葩亲戚席 the weird relatives table...
臭气席 还需要再加两张 the smelly table, two more smelly tables.
看看他 Look at him.
你肯定会喜欢的 Oh, you're gonna love it.
谁会那样走路 Who walks like that?
看看我 Oh! Look at me.
我是朱利安 I'm Julian.
别管小行星了 Forget the asteroid.
抱抱 老兄丈人 Gimme a hug, Bro-Dad!
快看那只鸟多漂亮 Look at that pretty bird there.
是啊 确实漂亮 有眼力 曼尼 Yeah! That is a pretty bird. Good eye, Manny.
是吧 Yeah.
天真的要塌了 The sky is literally falling...
她却以为我们 and she thinks we're just gonna
会放任她和那位毫无计划的 let her stroll into the wilderness...
走路蹦跳先生一起去野外 with Mr. No Plans Bouncy Walk.
别找他麻烦了 Stop picking on him.
拜托 小艾 你不会还在生我的气吧 Come on, El, you're not still mad at me, are you?
我没有在生气 No. I'm not still mad.
因为我不想把最后的几天 Because that's not how I want to spend
浪费在生气上 what could be our final days together.
但是如果我们有幸 But if we somehow survive
从那个毁灭星球的陨石撞击中幸存 that planet-killing hunk of space rock...
你就瞧好儿吧 you're in for it.
要是我们幸存 就要失去女儿了 If we survive, we lose our daughter.
我也在考虑这件事 Well, I've been thinking about that, too.
要是... What if...
我知道 我们搅黄他们的感情 对不对 Ooh. I know! We destroy the relationship, right?
这样就永远不用让她走 That way we never have to let her go...
她就永远是我们的小女儿了 and she'll just stay our little girl forever!
不是 你这个反社会 No, you psychopath!
我是说要是说服她留在我们身边呢 What if we convince them to stay near us?
这样更好 Oh! That's better.
我喜欢 但怎么做呢 I like it. But how?
和我们以前说服她听话的方式一样 The way we always get her to do what we want.
让她认为这是她自己的主意 We make her think it's her idea.
你这个狡猾的小妖精 You sneaky, sneaky minx!
但愿我们还有这个能力吧 Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch.
找到了 Found it!
请看 各位 Behold, mammals!
即将到来的小行星的缩小版 A sneak preview of the asteroid to come.
陨石 刚从太空掉下来的 A space rock. Fresh from the cosmos.
有铁的味道 还有碳 I taste iron, carbon.
还有一点点镍 Oh! And a hint of nickel.
太空的味道真孤独 Space tastes lonely.
看 我又找到一块 Hey, look! I found another one.
我也找到了 Me, too!
你的被我吸引过来了 Hey! Yours is attracted to me.
不 是你的被我吸引过来了 No. Yours is attracted to me.
是我们吸引力太强了 We're just too attractive!
真好 在我们生命的最后时刻 Stupendous! Now we have something
还有个玩具能玩 to play with during our final hours.
你没理解 小老虎 You're missing the point, Tiger.
它们是磁铁 They're magnets.
要是这些陨石有磁性 And if these space rocks are magnetic...
它就也有 so is that.
这只意味着一件事 This can only mean one thing.
什么事 And that would be...
允许我展示一下 Allow me.
我们在哪 Where are we?
你们在我大脑里 You are in my brain.
有点冷呢 Hmm. Kind of chilly.
先生们 这是已知条件 Gentlemen, here's what we know.
陨石 有磁性 小行星 也有磁性 Space rocks? Magnetic. Asteroid? Also, magnetic.
著名天体物理学家奈尔·德巴克·黄鼠狼 Famed astrophysicist Neil deBuck Weasel!
他对宇宙了如指掌 He knows the cosmos.
事实上 据此可知 Ipso facto, thusly and ergo...
撞击点肯定还有很多同类物质 the crash site must have a heap of these things
吸引着小行星 attracting the asteroid.
毕达哥拉斯巴克 他说得没错 Ooh. Pythagoras Buck. He's got the right angle.
要是我们利用磁石 What if we use the magnets
把小行星引向别处呢 to attract the asteroids somewhere else?
也就是 非地球的方向 As in, not towards Earth.
理论上说 Theoretically speaking,
要是能把足够的磁石发射进宇宙 if we can launch enough of these into space...
就能让小行星脱离轨道 they will pull the asteroid off course.
由此 也就拯救了世界 Thus, saving the world.
所以 我们只需要去撞击点 So, we just need to go to the crash site...
把一堆石头发射进宇宙就行 and launch a bunch of rocks into space.
很简单嘛 对吧 That's easy, right?
就是 听着一点都不难 Oh, yeah. Sounds like a real piece of cake.
这就是进展 This is progress!
现在我们知道要做的不知该怎么做的事了 Now we know exactly what we don't know how to do.
出发 哺乳动物们 Vamanos, mammals!
这条路直接通往撞击点 This trail will take us directly to the crash site.
好的 孩子们 All right, kids.
好好玩玩吧 Let's have some fun.
好了 各位 按路走 Okay, everyone. Follow the trail.
不要离开大路 Never leave the trail.
好吧 各位 离开大路 Okay, everyone. Leave the trail.
进森林 快快快 Into the forest. Chop, chop.
但你刚刚才说 But you just said...
我就是疯狂 快走 You know I'm crazy. Come on.
树荫多好啊 不是吗 I love the shade. Don't you?
躲得漂亮 黄鼠狼 Well played, weasel.
眼睛放亮 孩子们 Stay sharp, kids.
他们躲不了一辈子 They can't hide forever.
巴克 Hey, Buck.
你能告诉我们该怎么过河吗 You have a suggestion for getting around the river?
让我看看古石碑的智慧能否指引方向 Let's see if the tablet's ancient wisdom will guide us.
让我的哺乳动物们过去吧 Let my mammals pass!
这哪能有用 That's never gonna work.
远古神民赐予了我们一条安全的通道 The ancients grant us safe passage.
太棒了 Sweet!
空气有点不对劲啊 Wow, the air feels strange.
迪亚哥 Diego?
怎么了 What?
终于 我们终于有超能力了 Finally! We have superpowers!
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我们进入了雷电风暴 we have wandered into an electrical storm.
我建议大家尽量离树远点 I suggest we all stay away from the trees.
好的 没问题啊 Sure, no problem.
我们又不是在森林里 It's not like we're in a forest.
天哪 自然母亲最近肯定心情不好 Boy, Mother Nature sure is in a bad mood lately.
还好我们拥有彼此可以依靠 Good thing we're all here to help each other.
就像我常说的 离得近才安全 Oh, like I always say, stay close, stay alive.
他们在那里 There they are!
暴露得很彻底呀 Right out in the open.
你们还能再傻点吗 How stupid can you be?
来吧 孩子们 冲 Come on, kids. Dive!
各位 尽量不要制造摩擦 Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction.
不摩擦 收到 No friction. Got it.
好的 没问题 Yup. Cool beans.
那个 啥是摩擦 Friction is what now?
糟糕 Oh, no.
快 离开这里 Come on! Let's get out of here.
快点 奶奶 Hurry, Granny.
别催我 Don't you hurry me.
我被雷电击中的次数 I've been struck by lightning more times...
天哪 奶奶 Ahh! Granny!
比你吃早餐的次数还多呢 ...than you've had hot breakfasts.
小桃子 Peaches!
朱利安 你别动 Julian, don't move!
我有办法 I have an idea.
我来了 宝贝 I'm coming, sweetheart!
朱利安 你怎么不救她 Julian, why aren't you helping her?
等等 不 曼尼 她 Wait! No, Manny, she...
你们在干嘛 Uh, what are you guys doing?
帮忙 Helping?
那不帮忙是什么样 What would "not helping" look like?
爆炸头们 Hey, zapheads!
曼尼 准备逃跑 Manny, get ready to run.
快 快跑 Come on, let's go!
大家都出来了吗 Everybody make it?
施拉 曼尼 克拉什 艾迪 艾莉 奶奶 Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Granny.
该死 手指头数光了 Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.
巴克 巴克呢 Buck. Where's Buck?
你们听到了吗 Do you hear that?
孩子 A baby!
那里面有个孩子 There's a baby in there!
巴克 等等 太危险了 Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.
他离开了我们 He's gone.
真不敢相信 I can't believe it.
没有你我们不知道要怎么走下去 巴克 Don't know how we'll go on without you, Buck.
好了 走吧 All right, let's go.
是巴克 It's Buck!
有我呢 别怕 有我呢 I got you. Don't worry, I got you.
好了 好了 There you are. There.
打个招呼吧各位 Say "hi," everyone.
她是不是很美 Isn't she gorgeous?
咋看出来性别的啊 How can he tell it's a she?
多美多可爱的小宝贝啊 Such a good little poochie-woochie.
我确认一下 那是个南瓜对吧 Just to be clear, that's a pumpkin, right?
她是出了点黄疸 但是没啥大碍 She has a little jaundice, but I think she'll be okay.
没事的 Yes, you will.
我说我就叫你 布朗温吧 I think I'll call you... Bronwyn.
小伙计 地球需要你回来 Um, little buddy? We need you back on planet Earth.
趁它还在的时候 好吗 While it's still here. Okay?
没问题 哺乳动物 Right you are, mammal.
谁想从着火的小行星下拯救世界 Who wants to save the world from the fiery asteroid?
你想 You do!
好了 哺乳动物们 今天就在这里休息 Okay, mammals. Let's stop here for the night.
休息 你不是说 Stop? What about the whole
世界末日要来了吗 end of the world collision thing?
小行星还有一天才会到达地球呢 Oh, asteroid's still a day off.
就像我爷爷总说的 And like my grandfather used to say...
"朝霞不出门 "Red sky at night, sailor's delight.
"晚霞的话 谁把我的护脚霜拿走了 "Purple sky at night, who moved my foot cream?
"我需要我的护脚霜" "I need my foot cream."
爷爷是只又疯又暴躁的黄鼠狼 Grampy was a confused and angry weasel.
你真幽默 小朱 You are so funny, J.
少来 你才幽默呢 Stop! You're funny.
别逗了 我异父异母的好兄弟 Take it easy, my brother from a tiger mother.
明天见了 朱弟 Hasta manana, J-man.
你在搞什么 What was that?
什么什么啊 What was what?
这个啊 是个很酷的告别手势 Oh, that! It's a cool way to peace out.
朱利安刚教我的 Julian taught it to me.
真高兴世界末日让你们联络了感情 Well, I'm glad the apocalypse is bringing you together.
他是个好孩子 曼尼 我喜欢他的哲学 He's a good kid, Manny. I like his philosophy.
给他个机会 联络联络感情 Give him a chance. Bond with him.
♪点起火来来来♪ ♪So light 'em up, up, up♪
♪点起火来来来♪ ♪Light 'em up, up, up♪
♪点起火来来来 我在燃烧♪ ♪Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire♪
联络感情 好主意 Bonding! That's a good idea!
有道理 明白 Oh, right. Got you.
你找朱利安 我来劝小桃子 You take Julian. I got an idea for Peaches.
嗨 老兄孩子 Hey, Bro-Kid.
嗨 老兄丈人 来一起嗨吗 Oh, hey, Bro-Dad. You here to rock out?
好吧 不如... Okay. Instead of that...
我们睡前打场球吧 how about a game before bedtime?
不会吧 你想和我打球 天哪 No way! You want to play a game with me? Wow!
荣幸乘以一千倍得多少 What is honored times 1,000?
不 乘以一百万 No! Times one million?
因为那就是我现在有多荣幸 'Cause whatever that equals, is how honored I am.
所以这是同意咯 So, is that a "yes"?
是的 这是同意 这是绝对的同意 Yes, that's a "yes." It's the most "yes"!
是有一连串意意意的同意 It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's...
所以就是同意意意意 so it's like "yessssssssssssssssssss."
很好 Great!
我在冰场等你 I'll see you on the ice!
满意了 Happy?
我的天 Oh, boy.
你已经准备好自己环游世界了 So, do you think you're ready to go out roaming on your own?
我不是一个人 我有朱利安 I won't be alone. I'll have Julian.
当然了 但是现在小行星四处飞 Sure. But with asteroids flying...
没有家人可以哭诉 完全没有外界支持 no home to speak of and absolutely no support system...
你认为你真的准备好接受... do you think you'll be ready for...
这个了吗 this?
我是个小北鼻 I'm a wittle baby.
想象一下 你在森林里找食物 Imagine. You're in the woods, looking for food...
你的宝宝生病了 你怎么办 and your baby gets sick. What do you do?
不 犹豫害她的病情更严重了 No! Jiggling makes her feel worse!
不 现在你的大宝贝 Oh, no! Now your older toddler
膝盖蹭破了 鼻子还被堵住了 has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose.
妈妈 抱抱我 Mommy, hold me!
你的宝宝们都在哭 Now your babies are crying.
你没有食物 You have no food and then
还正面遇到了疯狂的野兽 you come face to face with a rabid beast!
我是疯狂野兽 会传染宝宝狂犬病 I am a rabid beast who gives rabies to babies.
还有个在逃的纵火犯 And there's an arsonist on the loose.
你如何在没有我们帮助的情况下搞定这些 How are you going to handle all this without our help?
小桃子 搞定 Peaches, out!
好吧 这只是容易的部分 Well...That's just the easy stuff.
我还有很多事情要教你 There's a lot more we still need to cover.
宝宝便便了 Baby made a poopie.
我是个演技派 所以你得给我换尿布 I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.
就差一点 Oh! So close!
这些冰球速度好快 These pucks go fast.
看着冰球是怎么碰到球杆的 Just watch the puck all the way into the stick.
我做到了 Oh! I did it!
可惜你和小桃子就要搬走了 Too bad you and Peaches are moving away.
如果你们住下来 我们可以一直打球 If you stayed, we could do this all the time.
好 来比赛吧 Okay. Show me the heat!
我就是曲棍球忍者 I'm like a hockey ninja!
嗨 小桃子 Hey, Peaches!
你现在有个新的曲棍球伙伴 Looks like you got a new hockey partner
可以代替你爸爸了 to replace your dad.
不 Oh, no.
朱利安 Julian!
我真是”不懂”他为什么要搬走 Such a mystery why he wants to move far away.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to do it.
他没有反应过来也不是我的错啊 It's not my fault the kid has no reflexes.
你怎么能这样对他呢 How could you do that to him?
我还以为你喜欢他 I thought you liked Julian.
我真的喜欢他 I do like Julian.
那你表现的可不是那样 Well, you don't act like it.
你看着他的时候就像在看一个障碍 When you look at him, all you see is an obstacle.
甚至更糟糕的 一个敌人 Or worse, a target.
但我却只看到了一个温柔的男生 But I see a sweet guy...
想要尽可能地留给你好印象 who's trying his hardest to impress you.
-小桃子 -别说了 你们俩都是 - Peaches. - No! Both of you, just stop!
如果我们活下来 我还是会结婚 If we survive, I'm still getting married
还是会离开家 and I'm still leaving home.
不管你们会不会为我开心 Whether you're happy for me or not.
别那样看着我 她说的我们俩 Don't give me that look. She said both.
也有你的份 That means you, too.
这个小行星 And this widdle asteroid
呲溜一下就回了老家 went wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
因为爸爸和他的盆友们拯救了世界 Because Daddy and his fwiends saved the world.
♪如果那只翼手龙不会飞♪ ♪And if that pterodactyl don't fly♪
♪爸爸就让他变盲人♪ ♪Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye♪
晚安 小宝贝 Sweet dreams, little one.
幸运的南瓜 Lucky pumpkin!
有个温柔的爸爸一定很棒 It must be nice to have a loving father.
好了 你可以做到的 罗杰 Okay, here we go. You can do this, Roger.
绑架 Yay! Kidnapping!
抱歉 不是我 Look I'm sorry. It's not me.
我永远不会这样做的 I would never do something like this.
是我爸爸 他疯了 It's my father. He's crazy.
真不敢相信他成功了 I can't believe he pulled it off!
好样的 小笨蛋 Way to go, dum-dum!
谢了 爸爸 Oh. Thanks, Dad.
切 这事我也能做 Whatever! I could've done the same thing.
好吧 Well, well.
看来你是没法阻止那个小行星了 Looks like you're not stopping that asteroid now,
是不是啊 黄鼠狼 are you, weasel?
这不是那只黄鼠狼 这是... That's not the weasel. That's...
我也不知道这是什么 I don't know what that is.
是时候了吗 天使 Is it my time, angel?
什么时候 Time for what?
我要跟随这束光 I'm coming to the light.
等不及去看我讨厌的那些过世的亲戚了 Can't wait to see all those dead relatives I hate.
动身 动身 动身 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
快去帮你姐姐 Go help your sister.
但是爸爸... But, Dad...
魔鬼天使 Demon angel!
跟奶奶捣蛋 打你的屁屁 Mess with Granny, get knocked on your fanny.
轻松搞定 And that's how it's done.
有人吗 天使 Hello? Angel?
我已经在天堂了吗 Am I in heaven?
这里好黑好黏 It's so dark and squishy in here.
不 我还能看到光 Oh, no! I can still see the light.
老爹 我来救你 Pop! I'll save you.
你们好啊 Hello!
好吧 这可能是最好的结果了 well. Probably for the best.
-是啊 可能吧 -肯定是的 - Yeah, probably. - Definitely.
哎呀 Crikey!
天哪 巴克 你做了什么 Good gravy, Buck. What have you done?
好了 哺乳动物们 我们该走了 All right, mammals. Time to get moving.
不要纠结这个问题 但是 没错 Now let's not linger on this, but, yes...
我把石碑给看错了 小行星近了很多 I read the tablet wrong. The asteroid is a lot closer.
等等 奶奶哪去了 Wait a second. Where's Granny?
奶奶 奶奶 Granny? Oh, Granny?
她会不会走丢了 Maybe she wandered off?
也许她脑袋被冰球打了 Maybe she got hit in the head with a puck?
是的 她也可能是被九米高的 Yes! And maybe she was abducted
想报复我的杀人狂恐龙鸟 by homicidal 30-foot dino-birds...
给绑架了 seeking revenge on me.
这些理论都有可能 我觉得冰球的可能性更大 All good theories. I'm going to go with the puck.
我就知道 I knew it!
所以我们一直是在被大恐龙鸟追着跑 So this whole time we've been chased by giant dino-birds?
只有三而已只 我不想影响士气 Oh, only three! I didn't want to damage morale.
是啊 因为在这之前 Right. Because before this,
我们还在无忧无虑的航船上 we were on a carefree pleasure cruise.
等等 Wait a second.
我闻到了什么 跟我来 I've got her scent. Come on!
哺乳动物们 我们到了 Mammals, we've made it!
碰撞点 The crash site.
这一定是之前的小行星留下来的 This must be what's left of the previous asteroid.
巴克 你的太空石 Uh, Buck? Your space rocks!
我们肯定可以用那块大磁石 We could definitely divert the asteroid
转移小行星 with a magnet that size!
它可不止是大 I mean that thing is enormous.
它是巨大 它... It's massive, it's...
肯定不可能把它从地上弄起来 ...going to be impossible to get off the ground.
完全有可能 It's entirely possible.
只是目前我们还没有办法 In a way that we don't know about yet.
那恐龙鸟呢 But what about the dino-birds?
还有奶奶呢 And what about Granny?
没闻到 Nothing.
抱歉 希德 I'm sorry, Sid.
奶奶 我亲爱的 恶毒的奶奶 Oh, Granny. My sweet, malicious Granny.
为什么总是老人要先走 Why does it always have to be the old ones who go first?
为什么 Why?
我还能听到她温柔 刺耳的声音 I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice...
从她的往生传来 shrieking from the afterlife.
奶奶还活着 Granny's alive!
她有危险 And she's in trouble!
奶奶 Granny?
奶奶 奶奶 Granny? Granny?
她还好吗 Is she okay?
我不晓得 I'm not sure.
放开我奶奶 Unhand my Granny!
继续做 不过没有小费哦 You do and you don't get a tip.
能让美丽的树懒开心 Making this beautiful sloth happy
就是最好的报酬了 is all the payment I need.
看到没 性感兔子真明事理 You see? Hunky bunny gets it.
奶奶 Granny!
有只兔子住在小行星里 There's a bunny living in the asteroid?
这我可没想到 Did not see that coming.
先看看这里再说吧 Wait till you see this!
U型滑道里的疯狂 Catching mad air on the half-pipe!
太惊人了 This is crazy.
你觉得他们知道 Do you think they know
自己住在磁铁靶心吗 they are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?
在这里应该看不到什么 Doesn't look like a lot of
世界末日来临的迹象 doomsday prepping going on in here.
我简直不敢相信 I can't believe it!
客人 Visitors!
我们从来没有客人来过 We've never had visitors.
谁来掐我一下 或者我掐你一下 Somebody pinch me. Or should I pinch you?
等等 我要掐一下我们俩 Wait, I'll pinch both of us.
我是撞到脑袋了吗 这是怎么回事 Did I hit my head? What's happening here?
我真的希望这不是一场... I sure hope this isn't a... Oh!
梦 dream!
♪织梦人♪ ♪Dream Weaver♪
♪你一定可以让我度过难熬的夜晚♪ ♪I believe you can get me through the night♪
这个人 真的吗 This guy? For real?
随便啦 Whatever.
你好 帅哥 Hello, handsome.
我是布鲁克 I'm Brooke.
如此精致的骨架 Such exquisite bone structure.
如此强壮的下巴 Such a strong jaw.
我有点心花怒放 I'm getting butterflies!
我有点恶心 I'm getting nauseous.
抱歉打扰你们之间奇怪的爱情火化 Sorry to interrupt this weirdo love connection...
但是我们有急事 but we're kind of in a hurry.
如果我们不抓紧时间 If we don't do something fast...
那颗行星就会把我们炸成碎片 that asteroid is gonna blow us all to smithereens.
听起来感觉时间紧迫啊 Oh. That sounds urgent.
我得赶紧把你们带给他 I better take you to him.
他是谁 你们的首领吗 Who's "him"? Your leader?
他是我们的一切 He is our everything.
他能看见一切 He sees all.
知晓一切 He knows all.
而且闻起来还很香呢 And smells amazing!
好了 他很棒 快走吧 Okay. He sounds great. Let's go!
很好 这边请 Brilliant. Right this way.
太棒了 Yes!
请不要把你们的手臂或双腿 Please keep your arms and legs
伸到电车之外 inside the tram at all times.
但是你们的灵魂可以自由徜徉 But allow your spirit to roam free...
这就是吉奥乌托邦 in Geotopia.
我有个很好的预感 I have a good feeling about this.
也许他会帮助我们 Maybe he'll be able to help us.
她确实说他什么都知道 She did say he knows all.
什么都知道可是不少东西呢 And all's a lot!
这就是他 Here he is.
冥想大师 终极祥和 The Master of Meditation, the Supreme Serene...
四届世界冥想冠军 the four-time Heavy Thoughts champion of the world!
那是头美洲驼吗 我讨厌美洲鸵 Is that a llama? I hate llamas.
他们吐口水还很臭 They spit and smell.
她也是 So does she.
我们也是 So do we!
你们好啊 哺乳动物们 Greetings, mammals!
香格里骆驼现在... The Shangri Llama will see you...
和你们见面 now.
很好 Wonderful.
他在哪 So where is he?
他就在这 和你们说话呢 He is here. Talking to you.
我懂了 他是个口技表演者 Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist
你就是那个傻瓜 and you're the dummy.
-不 你是傻瓜 -不 你是 - No, you're the dummy. - No, you're the dummy.
不 你才是 No, you're the dummy.
这就是那个要拯救我们的人 This is the guy that's going to save us.
仔细看一下 你才是傻瓜 Look within. You're the dummy.
太恶心了 我喜欢 Disgusting! Loved that!
新话题 我们要死了 New topic. We're all about to die.
那可不好 压力是杀人凶手 Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer.
让我们放松身体 打开思路 Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds.
下犬式 Downward Dog!
真的吗 Seriously?
我可以等 我有的是时间 I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.
事实上 你没多少时间了 Actually, you don't have all the time in the world.
我们都没有 你看 天上的这个东西 None of us do. You see, there's this thing in the sky.
你是说那束每一分钟 Oh. That blinding light
都在变得更加刺眼的刺眼光亮 that seems to get larger by the minute?
怎么了 我觉得很正常啊 What about it? Seems fine to me.
恕我直言 扭扭大师 With all due respect, Your Twistiness,
有一颗小行星 that's an asteroid.
被这个地方拥有的磁性给吸引过来了 It's magnetically attracted to this place
它正朝着我们的方向过来呢 and it's heading straight for us.
它肯定是想要我们的磁水晶 It must desire our magnetic crystals.
谁能怪罪它呢 Well, who can blame it?
它们确实很有价值 They're really quite something.
你知道行星的力量能让你获得永远的青春吗 Did you know their power grants eternal youth?
我已经四百多岁了 I am over 400 years old.
-不可能 -当然可能 - That's not possible. - Sure it is.
我已经326岁了 I'm 326!
你看起来不超过275岁 You don't look a day over 275.
我们年轻快乐又安全 也永远都会 We are young, happy and safe. And we always will be.
多亏了吉奥乌托邦 Thanks to Geotopia!
很好 这里确实很棒 Kudos. It is lovely.
现在快来想想如何把它送上太空吧 Now, let's figure out a way to launch it into space!
你说什么 你要破坏我们的家 I'm sorry. You want to destroy our home?
反正无论如何这里都是会被摧毁的 It'll be destroyed either way.
如果我们把这块磁石推上 But if we propel this magnetic material
大气层 into the atmosphere...
我们可以改变行星的路线 拯救所有人 we can change the asteroid's path and save everyone.
你说怎么样 What do you say?
毛虫式 Caterpillar!
所以你这是同意了 还是... So, is that a yes? Or...
你的下脊椎储存了 You are storing a lot of hostility
太多了敌意 in your lower spine.
香格里骆驼 我们如何... Shangri Llama, how are we gonna...
疯克鸡式 酷炫果冻式 土豆泥式 Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.
你的灵活性大家有目共睹 Your flexibility is a sight to behold.
现在说说我们究竟 Now how the devil
该如何发射这些水晶 are we going to launch these crystals?
你做不到的 这根本不可能 You can't. It's impossible.
我快累死了 I am bushed.
很高兴见到你们 Awesome meeting you guys.
随便转吧 想怎样都行 Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever.
就这样了吗 他是我们最后的希望 That's it. He was our last hope.
我们完了 We're doomed.
我们只是上了一堂免费的瑜伽课 Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.
说到这... On that subject...
你们谁能帮我一下吗 could you help me, please?
我的鼻子离我的屁股太近了 My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
希德 你为什么有两条尾巴 Sid, why do you have two tails?
我也在里面 I'm in here, too.
别哭啊 Hey, don't cry.
想想积极的一面 Look on the bright side.
我们的人生都会在眼前闪过哎 We get to see our lives flash before our eyes.
也就是说我会再一次 That means I get to fall in love with you...
爱上你 all over again.
只有你才能把世界末日 Only you can make the end of the world
说的像是一件好事 sound like a good thing.
我们把她培养得真好 We did a good job raising her.
她比我们想象的要坚强 She's stronger than we know.
两天前 我还想不惜一切留住她 Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us.
现在我只想不惜一切让她结婚 Now I'd give anything just to see her get married,
离开家 and leave home.
和她的孩子们玩耍 和她的丈夫跳舞 Play with her kids, dance with her husband.
在他忘记结婚纪念日的时候朝他大吼 Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.
其实还不错 不是吗 It was a good one, wasn't it?
我们的生活 你 我 还有小桃子 Our life? You, me, and Peaches.
好得不能再好了 The best.
布鲁克 Oh, Brooke.
你真是太美了 You're so pretty.
美得让我口齿不清 You take my lisp away.
我打赌你对所有女孩都这么说 I bet you say that to all the girls.
我试过 但通常她们没多久就都逃走了 I try. But usually they run away too fast.
你真是太浪漫了 Oh, you're such a romantic.
我知道我这么说会让你觉得我太心急 Hey, I know this is going to sound super forward...
但是 你愿意和我结为伴侣吗 but will you be my mate for life?
布鲁克 我不知道该说什么了 Oh, Brooke, I don't know what to say.
我们才刚认识12分钟 It's only been twelve minutes.
你怎么那么久才表白 What took you so long?
我愿意 这真的是有史以来最棒的世界末日了 Yes! This has been the best last day on Earth ever.
钻戒 我需要个钻戒 A diamond! I need a diamond!
我要到哪去找钻戒... Where can I find a...
太好了 Oh! Perfect.
不 不 希德 宝贝儿 别这么做 No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.
别胡说 Nonsense.
只有最好的才能配得上我的唯一挚爱 Only the best for my one... true... love.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
呆子 傻瓜 大笨蛋 Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!
你说的是她还是我啊 You talking to her or me?
那堵墙是唯一能让我们青春永驻的东西 That wall was the one thing keeping us young.
现在我们都完蛋了 完蛋了 Now we're all doomed! Doomed!
我觉得我现在发烧了 And now, I think I have a fever.
真是拜你所赐啊 大笨蛋 Thank you so much, doofus!
冷静一点 美洲驼 Hey! Easy there, Llama!
这可是我梦寐以求的大笨蛋呢 This is the doofus of my dreams.
他不是故意的 He meant well.
他不是故意的 Oh, he meant well.
谁在乎啊 Who cares?
这下可从容不起来了 So much for serenity.
维系了三百年的宁静与和谐 300 years of peace and harmony...
被这只超级 无敌 undone by one colossally, incredibly...
蠢到爆炸的树獭给毁了 stupendously stupid sloth!
天呐 布鲁克 Oh, Brooke.
你们变得可真老啊 Wow! You guys got old.
无论我们之间有过什么 都结束了 Whatever we had, it's over.
这就是和熟女约会的下场 That's what happens when you date a cougar.
我真的很抱歉 美洲驼先生 I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.
抱歉 抱歉吗 Sorry. Sorry?
抱歉可不能把这堵墙修好 不是吗 你这个... Sorry doesn't fix the wall now, does it, you little...
我需要泡个泡泡浴或者做个按摩 I need a bubble bath or a massage.
谁会做针灸 Who knows acupuncture?
我需要释放我的怒气 赶紧释放出来 I need to let my anger out. Let it out!
我实在压抑太久了 I've been pent up too long.
我想打人 谁愿意把脸凑过来让我打 I want to hit something. Someone give me their face.
想到啦 积聚着巨大能量 That's it! Pent-up energy.
地球上最具威力的推进装置 Earth's most powerful propulsion device
就在我们眼前 is right in front of us.
谁啊 这位吐口水的糟老头吗 Who? Spitty McGee here?
那座火山 The volcano!
那就是我们的磁石发射台 That's our magnet launcher.
我们要做的就是封住火山周围的排气孔 All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it.
这主意太扯了 That's a crazy plan!
你才扯呢 You're a crazy plan.
那简直毫无逻辑啊 That doesn't even make any sense.
那你是啥玩意 逻辑学专家吗 And what are you? A professor of logic?
你只是猫猫大学的 Professor Kitty McWhiskers
猫猫胡须教授 of the University of Meow Meow Meow Meow...
看到了吗 越巨大的压力 You see? Tremendous pressure
会导致越激烈的爆发 leads to a tremendous explosion.
就这模样你还自称专家 And you call yourself a professor.
好了 我们要马上把所有水晶堆到火山口 Right. We need all the crystals loaded into the volcano, pronto.
你说什么 才不要 What? No!
我不会把我的水晶给你们的 I'm not giving you my crystals.
我们需要这些水晶来重建圣殿 We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.
需要我提醒一下你吗 吉奥乌托邦不属于你 May I remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep.
不 你不许这么说 No, you may not.
它来自天空 It came from the sky,
所以现在是时候物归原主了 and now it's time to give it back.
不是这样的 Is not!
这是事实 你这个老糊涂 Is too, you old coot.
接受改变确实不易 但它也是生命的一部分 Change isn't easy, but it's part of life.
我们是时候该享受衰老了 It's time for us to embrace it again.
-无论你喜不喜欢 -不喜欢 - Whether you like it or not. - Not!
听着 美洲驼 我不会再跟着你瞎养生了 Listen, Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt!
所以你要不就加入我们 So either get on board...
要不就把自己卷成一个椒盐饼干滚到一边去 or go twist yourself into a pretzel
别碍我们的事 and na-ma-stay out of our way.
大家快点 捡起每一块你能找到的水晶 Come on, everybody. Grab every crystal you can find.
好的 我们开工吧 Totally, let's do it!
记得要蹲下捡哦 And remember, lift with your legs.
太迟了 Too late.
听好了 保卫地球小队 Listen up, planetary defense team.
第一步 通过封住所有排气孔 Step one, build pressure
来增加火山内部的压力 inside the volcano by sealing the vents.
别漏掉一丝蒸汽 No steam can escape.
如果有一丝泄漏 压力就会小了 If there's a leak, the pressure is weak.
第二步 把最大那块磁性水晶 Step two, get the biggest magnetic crystals
放进火山口 into the volcano.
要让小行星改变轨迹 They've got to be launched sky high
就必须把他们发射得够高 to pull the asteroid off course.
-用力 -拉 - Heave! - Ho!
加油 努力 加把劲 Rah-rah! Sis boom bah!
让那颗小行星滚回家 Tell that asteroid "uh-uh."
话题"小行星" Whoo! Hash tag asteroid!
话题 话题是啥意思 Hash tag? What does hash tag mean?
话题 我也不知道 但听起来挺酷的 Hash tag? I don't know. But it sounds cool!
话题"绝对的" Hash tag totally!
话题"我已经用烦了" Hash tag, I'm starting to get sick of it!
就是这里了 朋友们 向下投掷 This is it, friends. Down the hatch.
每颗水晶都很重要呢 Every crystal counts.
好消息 大家伙 Good news, everyone!
我们比预计早了六分钟 We're six minutes ahead of schedule.
感谢上帝眷顾 Somebody up there likes us.
坏消息 上帝并不眷顾我们 Bad news! Somebody up there doesn't like us.
我们比预计晚了六分钟 We're six minutes behind schedule!
大家快点 我们需要那颗大水晶 Double time, everyone. We need that big crystal.
你好呀 老兄丈人 Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad!
有人来了 We got company!
我去把海绵蛋糕拿出来 I'll put out the sponge cake.
稳住 Steady.
真的抱歉 Sorry about this.
我现在真的很矛盾 I'm really conflicted right now.
这才像样多了 罗杰 That's more like it, Roger.
解决掉他 Now finish him.
慢着 慢着 你没搞清状况 Wait! Wait, you don't understand.
你看到那个了吗 You see that?
如果那颗小行星撞击地球 我们都难逃一死 If that asteroid hits, we all die.
如果它撞击地球 我们都要死 If it hits, we all die.
这你就想错了 That's where you're wrong.
当你们哺乳动物为了生存而奔跑逃避时 See, while you run for your mammal lives...
我们将翱翔在高高的天空 俯瞰这一切 we'll be high in the sky, cruising above it all.
这真是我听过最愚蠢的话了 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
我们会和那些小鸟一样安全 We'll be as safe as those little birdies.
碰巧打中一次 Lucky shot.
非常碰巧而已 Very lucky shot?
我就知道 我是对的 根本没有天堂可言 I knew it. I was right. There's no paradise.
什么 我不想这么早死 What? I'm too young to go extinct!
她都明白了 拜托 我们真的没多少时间了 She gets it! Now, please, we haven't got much time!
你还在等什么 快杀了他 What are you waiting for? Kill him!
不 爸爸 我不会让你杀了他的 No, Dad. I won't let you.
你知道我爱我们一家人的哪一点吗 Do you want to know what I love about our family?
就是我们还活着 That we're alive.
如今 有比你的自尊更重要的事情 There are more important things than your pride right now.
如果你在乎我们 就不该杀了他 If you care about us, you should not kill him.
你应该帮助他 爸爸 You should help him, Dad.
爸比 我很不愿意这么说 Pop, I hate to say this,
但或许我那怪老弟是对的 but my freaky little brother may be right.
作为一名父亲 我愿与最大的敌人合作 As a father, I would work with my worst enemy...
以守护我的孩子有个美好的未来 to ensure a brighter future for my little one.
增援来了 Reinforcements have arrived!
好了 罗杰 带路吧 All right, Roger. Lead the way.
原来认可的欢呼声是这样的啊 So that's what approval sounds like.
加油 恐龙鸟们 Keep it up, dinos.
使出那来自侏罗纪的非凡力量 Use that Jurassic super strength!
小心点 孩子们 Watch out, kids!
黄鼠狼已着陆 The weasel has landed.
我会把它推进去的 你跟小桃子和艾莉走吧 I'll push it in. Go with Peaches and Ellie!
不 我不会丢下你的 No! I'm not leaving you!
我们一起努力 We'll do this together!
妈妈 他们在哪 Mom, where are they?
艾莉 我们要让所有人离开火山 Ellie, we've got to get everyone off the volcano.
各位 蛋糕没了 但还有意大利香肠 Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!
快点 快点 Faster, faster!
蛋糕没了但我有意大利香肠 I'm outta cake but I got salami!
奶奶 快走 Granny, come on!
这不管用啊 This isn't working.
利用U型雪道凌空而起 Mad air on the half-pipe!
曼尼 我有个主意 Manny, I have a plan!
我们要放开水晶 We have to let the crystal go!
你知道我们要把它丢进火山口 对吧 You know we're trying to get it in the volcano, right?
曼尼 我唯一想要的就是和小桃子共度余生 Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches.
还有向你证明我自己 And to prove myself to you.
好吧 是两件事 我想要两件事 So, okay, two things. I want two things.
你真的觉得我会浪费掉最后一次机会吗 Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?
好吧 就这么干 Okay, let's do it!
听我数 一 On my count. One...
二 Two...
三 Three!
他们在干什么 What are they doing?
成功了吗 Did it work?
成功了 我收回之前对你的所有评价 Yes! I take back everything I ever said about you!
慢着 你说什么 Wait, what?
我们快点离开这里 Now let's get out of here!
怎么回事 What happened?
那也许是暴风雨前的宁静 Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy?
艾迪 Eddie!
我们成功了 我们成功了 We did it. We did it!
-知道厉害了吧 破陨石 -没错 - In your face, space rock! - Yeah, baby!
太好了 Yeah!
别亲嘴巴 老家伙 Not on the lips, geezer!
离开这吧 破石头 Hit the road, you stupid rock.
我们暂停了末日之钟 We just stopped the doomsday clock!
太好啦 Yes! Yeah!
来抱一下 老兄女婿 欢迎加入我们家 Bring it in, Bro-Son. Welcome to the family.
还有你 你这个口硬心软的小子 And you, you coconut!
我再也不会质疑你了 I'll never doubt you again.
看到了吗 爸爸永远是对的 See? Daddy's always right.
长大了也要记得哦 Remember that when you're older.
你确定不和我们一起走吗 Are you sure you can't come with us?
希德尼 我也想和你一起走 Oh, Sidney, I wish I could.
但我们都知道这样才是最好的 But we both know this is for the best.
你还有一辈子的时光可以消磨 You've got your whole life in front of you.
况且 还有奶奶陪着我呢 Besides, I'll have Granny to keep me company.
你也要留下来吗 You're staying, too?
你废话啊 这地方这么棒 Are you kidding? This place is great!
今晚有大型才艺表演 明天还有裸体宾果游戏呢 Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, naked bingo!
你要不要来啊 小奶 You coming, Gladys?
我可是年轻不回来了 I ain't getting any younger!
你说什么 我听不见 What? I can't hear you!
我听不见你在说什么 What? I can't hear you!
你说什么 我听不见 What? I can’t hear you!
你永远都是我的唯一挚爱 You'll always be my one true love.
送给你 Here.
等一下 Hold on.
它看上去和你一模一样啊 It looks just like you.
这样我们就可以永远陪伴对方了 Now we'll be with each other forever.
再见 帅哥 So long, handsome!
拜拜 希德尼 Bye, Sidney!
-你需要的是纤维 -他说得没错 - What you need is more fiber. - He's right.
香格里骆驼重回童颜啦 宝贝 Shangri Llama's back on top, baby!
小奶 Gladys?
你好啊 亲爱的 Well, hello Teddy Bear!
温泉水变得更加滚烫了呢 Hot tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter.
太不可思议了 这简直和不老泉水一样 Amazing! It's like some kind of "Fountain of Never Getting Old!"
我们等一下再研究取什么名吧 Well, we can workshop the name later.
新娘在哪 为什么我没看到新娘 Where's the bride? Why don't I have the bride?
因为你在和一根树枝讲话 'Cause you're talking into a twig.
妈妈 我现在不太方便 我在参加婚礼呢 Mom, I can't talk. I'm at a wedding.
不太方便是什么意思 What do you mean you can't talk?
你和谁在一起 Who are you with?
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你们真的阻止了小行星毁灭世界吗 Is it true you helped save the world from an asteroid?
那是个很可怕的故事哦 That's a very scary story.
-你们承受得来吗 -可以呀 - You think you can handle it? - Yeah.
有多可怕 How scary?
-我们当时在... -你好呀 - Well, we were... - Hi!
离午夜还差五分钟 It was five minutes to midnight...
在我们面前的是火山群 and we were up against volcanoes,
恐龙鸟的追击 和世界末日般的灾难 dino-birds, and the end of the world.
还有僵尸 别忘了说那些僵尸 and the zombies! Don't forget the zombies!
我们会成为很好的父母 You know, we'd be great parents.
然后我转向"大脚怪" 说 So I turn to Bigfoot, and I say,
"听着 大块头" "Listen, big guy..."
我不知道 我不知道 我该怎么做 I don't know. I don't know! What am I gonna do?
甜心 听我说 这很正常 好吗 Sweetie, listen to me. This is normal, okay?
每个人都会紧张 Everyone gets nervous.
怎么了 发生什么事了 What's going on? What happened?
我只是... It's just...
我不能走 我怎么可以走 I can't go. How can I go?
我不想离开你们 I don't wanna leave you guys.
小毛球 Hey, Fuzzball...
还记得我们第一次玩冰上曲棍球吗 remember the first time that we played hockey?
你很害怕站在冰上 You were so afraid to get on the ice
因为冰面很滑 because it was slippery?
记得你刚开始滑冰时我是怎么扶着你的 Remember how I held you up while you started to skate?
等你自己能站稳了 我就放手了 And when I knew you were ready, I let you go.
爸爸 Aw, Dad.
现在你真的站稳了 所以你可以放心走了 I know you're ready. Now you have to let go.
我知道只有很特别的人 I always knew it would take someone
才能与你心灵相通 very special to match your spirit.
现在你遇到这个人了 正如我当年 And you found him. Just like I did.
所以现在轮到你了 宝贝 It's your time, sweetie.
世界那么大 追随你的梦想吧 See the world, chase your dreams.
无论何时 只要你想回来 And whenever you decide to come back...
我们都等着你 好吗 we'll be here, okay?
好的 Okay.
你是否愿嫁... Do you...
我愿意 I do.
你是否愿娶... And do you...
必须的 Most def.
我宣布你们二人... I now pronounce you...
希德 Sid!
布鲁克 Brooke!
太不可思议了 This is amazing!
你又青春重驻 碰巧我还一身孑然 You're young again. And somehow, I'm still single.
这大概就是天作之合吧 I guess the universe was smiling on us.
我有很多话要问你 I have so many questions for you.
发生了什么 你怎么找到我的 What happened? How'd you find me?
虾的味道如何 Have you tried the shrimp?
把你的小嘴闭上 就听我说 Shh. Close that pretty little mouth of yours and just listen.
这首歌曲献给我的意中人 This is dedicated to the sloth of my dreams.
就他 不是逗我吧 That guy? For real?
♪哦 希德♪ ♪Oh Oh, Sid♪
♪希德 宝贝♪ ♪Sid, baby♪
♪是你给我幸福♪ ♪You make me so happy♪
♪我从未奢望自己能成功♪ ♪Oh I never knew I would make it out♪
♪如此的成功♪ ♪And come this far♪
♪我从未奢望有一天能和你走到一起♪ ♪Oh I never knew I would see the day We come together♪
♪这种感觉前所未有♪ ♪Oh, it's not like anything I've ever♪
♪是你♪ ♪You♪
♪是你给我幸福♪ ♪You make me happy♪
♪是你给我欢笑♪ ♪You keep me laughing♪
♪是你让我的世界更美好♪ ♪You make my world a better place♪
♪我的男神 我的男神♪ ♪My superstar My superstar♪
♪你在我心中闪耀♪ ♪You shine so bright into my heart♪
♪我的男神 我的男神♪ ♪My superstar My superstar♪
♪你在我心中闪耀♪ ♪You shine so bright into my heart♪
♪我的超级队友如强力胶水般凝聚♪ ♪My super crew stick together like super glue♪
♪我们动感十足♪ ♪We got the moves like yeah♪
♪我们光彩照人♪ ♪We're shining bright♪
♪只有我们最摇摆♪ ♪Throw your hands up to the blue sky♪
♪是你给我幸福♪ ♪You. You make me happy♪
希德 Sid?
我没想过我会说这话 I never thought I'd say this,
但你把婚礼办得真的很棒 but you did a great job on the wedding.
兄弟 我欠你个大人情 I owe you bigtime, pal.
可不是么 You sure do.
-这是账单 -什么 - Here's my bill. - What?
婚礼都是丈人掏钱 Father of the bride pays for the wedding.
我刚发明的传统 It's a tradition I just invented.
等等 这太扯了 Wait a minute, this is ridiculous.
光是花就这么多钱 Look what you're charging for flowers!
花可贵了呢 Flowers ain't cheap.
少来 森林里买花哪还用花钱 No! They're free! We're in a forest!
你这简直是宰大象啊 This bill is outrageous!
火星 Mars.
红色的星球 The Red Planet.
低温 干燥 生命无法存活 Cold, dry, inhospitable to life.
但数亿万年前... But billions and billions of years ago...
火星是这个样子的 Mars looked like this.
到处是湖泊 河流 海洋... There were lakes, rivers, oceans...
具备了生命生长的最佳条件 the perfect conditions for life to form.
那么到底发生了什么 So, what happened?
才让这里的生命戛然而止 Why was life unable to take hold?
水都到哪里去了 Where did the water go?
我们可能永远都不会知道了 We may never know.