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《宋飞正传》第八季 第12集 “退款”
如果大人物想要个新的记分板
If big man wants a new scoreboard...
我可不想亲自告诉他不行 ...I don't wanna be the one to tell him no.
没人会从公园里看到它 No one in the park is gonna be able to see it from there.
那我们为什么不在豪华包厢里放显示器？ Well, why don't we just put a monitor in the skybox?
嘿，乔治 Hey, George...
大海打电话来说，他们的虾快捕光了 ...the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.
大海打电话说，他们的虾快捕光了… "The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
你用虾来损我 You got your shrimp.
啊，对呀，当时我该这么说的 Oh, yes. That's what I should have said.
该死的! Damn it!
“大海打电话说虾快捕光了？” "The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp"?
对 对，不过然后我对他说 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but then I said to him:
是吗？ 蠢蛋商店也打电话来说你被卖光了 "Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."
是吗？这句不错，你是这么跟他说的？ Really? That's great. You said that to him?
呃，实际上，是我在来这的路上想到的 Well, actually, I thought it up on the way over here.
哦，那就不一样了 Oh, that's not quite the same.
是啊，不一样 No, no, it's not.
你不了解他，这句话再适合他不过了 You don't know this guy. It would have been so sweet.
- 我去买盒球 - 好 - I'm gonna grab a can of balls. - All right.
你好，我是米洛斯 请问您需要点什么？ Hello. My name is Milos. How can I help you?
我要一盒球 I need a can of balls.
给这个帅哥一盒球 A can of balls for the nice guy.
你不是打算用这个球拍打球吧？ You don't plan to hit these balls with that racket, do you?
贝尼斯小姐，看影片推介吗？ Checking out the staff picks, Miss Benes?
啊，嗨 Oh, hey.
这个叫文森特推荐的很不错 This Vincent guy, he is the best.
他和我看电影的品味差不多 He and I have the same taste in movies.
呃，文森特是个严肃的呆子 Well, Vincent is an art-house goon.
我还是喜欢基恩·莱克 I stick to the Gene rack.
基恩?很蠢而且还很主旋律 Gene? Oh, he's so stupid and mainstream.
这些我都看过，所以我看克莱默的推荐 I've seen all of these, so I went with the Kramer pick.
《黑暗的尽头》，我从来没听说过 The Other Side of Darkness. I never heard of that one.
对，它直接出了录像带 Yeah, it went straight to video.
让我有机会看首映 That makes me the premiere.
杰瑞，你看过《黑暗的尽头》那部电影没？ Jerry? Have you ever seen the movie The Other Side of Darkness?
- 没 - 是关于一个昏迷中的女人的 - No. - It's about this woman in a coma.
那个，我没看完 所以我想你看一下这个 Well, I couldn't finish watching it, so I want you to read this.
我，卡斯莫·克莱默 "I, Cosmo Kramer...
刚刚看了《黑暗的尽头》这部电影 ...having just seen the movie The Other Side of Darkness...
但是不想和电影中的昏迷的女人一样 ...and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie...
在此希望杰瑞·宋飞能撤走我的补养机 ...hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support...
比如营养机，呼吸机，等等等等 ...feeding machine, lung blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."
- 你能替我办到吗？ - 我不知道… - Can you do that for me? - I don't know if...
你这个需要一个有约束力的法律文件 ...what you have here constitutes a legally binding document.
我准备把它打印出来 Well, I'm gonna type it up.
当然，就算这样你也得找个律师谈一下 Yes, of course, but even so, you may wanna talk to a lawyer.
是，不过杰吉·切尔斯给了我一项禁止令 Yeah, well, Jackie Chiles, he put a restraining order on me.
我不能接近他的办公室200英尺以内 I'm not allowed within 200 feet of his office.
我连圣诞礼物都不能亲自给他 I couldn't even give him his Christmas present.
嘿，新球拍啊？ Oh, hey, new racket, huh?
是啊，本来没打算买的 但是那个卖器械的小子，米洛斯 Yeah, I wasn't gonna get it, but this guy, Milos, who runs the pro shop...
竭力向我推荐这个 ...he really recommended it.
事实上他只用这个球拍打球 In fact, it's the only racket he plays with.
那你以后再也不需要用这个了 You're not gonna need this anymore.
嘿，这是我电话本的最后一页 Hey, this is the Z page of my address book.
是的，我把那页内容都抄在度量衡那页上了 Oh, yeah, I put all your Z's on the weights-and-measures page.
太棒了，文森特，太棒了… Bravo, Vincent. Bravo.
- 你是谁？ - 你喜欢那部电影么？ - What? - Did you enjoy the movie?
- 你是谁？ Who is this?
- 我是文森特 Lt's Vincent.
推荐影片的文森特？ Of Vincent's picks?
是的 The same.
他打给你了？ He called you?
一定是从电脑上看到我电话了 Must have got my number off the computer.
我们聊了差不多两个小时 We ended up talking for like two hours.
和一个你从来没见过的人？ To a guy you've never met?
你的筛选标准越来越野了 Your screening process is getting ever more rigorous.
我想约他出来，他不在那家店做了 I'm trying to meet him. He's never at the video store.
他们说他现在自己做 They said he sets his own hours.
- 帮个忙! - 给 - Little help! Hey. - Here.
谢谢 Thank you.
天哪，那人太差了 Oh, my God, that guy is terrible.
嘿，为什么我们不去你的俱乐部 要在这么个地方打？ Hey, how come we played at this crummy place instead of your club?
乔治把我的会员卡的次数用光了 George used up all my guest passes already.
- 拜托… - 谢谢 - Come on. - Thank you.
给 Here you go.
米洛斯？ Milos?
哦，嘿，你好 Oh, hey. How you doing?
好了,我们该来正经的了 Okay. We should wrap it up here.
就算他打的差，你在乎什么？ So he's bad. What do you care?
伊莲，我花了200美元买这个拍子 Elaine, I paid $200 for this racket...
因为他说这是只用这个牌子 ...because he said it's the only one he plays with.
他打得就跟一块木头似的 He could have played just as well with a log.
嘿，我和赛尔巴赫律师谈过了 Hey. All right, I talked to this lawyer guy, Shellbach.
但是你要和我去办理委托人手续 He's gonna set me up, but you gotta come with me to be the executor.
什么的委托人？ The executor of what?
克莱默想带着尊严死去 Kramer wants to die with dignity.
你的帽子上有片羽毛 There's a feather in your cap.
我不想变成植物人，伊莲 我只是想走掉 I don't wanna be a vegetable, Elaine. I just want out.
生活中总会有上帝垂青你的时刻 Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends.
你找到人来对付那个加拿大笑星了吗？ Did you get someone to take that Canadian quarter?
我和雷利再开一次会 I got another meeting with Reilly...
跟新人一起开，我赌他会再说一次那笑话 ...a whole new audience, and I bet I can get him to try that line again.
雷利是谁？ Who's Reilly?
开会的时候，乔治拼命地吃虾 这家伙说 George was scarfing shrimp at this meeting, and this guy says:
嘿，乔治，大海打电话来说虾快捕光了 "Hey, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
听听我的回击 Listen to the comeback:
是吗？蠢蛋商店打电话来说你被卖光了 "Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you."
怎么？别装严肃了 What? You gotta be kidding me.
那这个怎么样，这个 How about this one? How about:
“你的头盖骨说，里面有空位出租” "Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent."
- 那是什么意思？ - 那这样子 - What does that mean? - Hey, here you go:
嘿，雷利，动物园打电话来叫你六点前回去 "Hey, Reilly, the zoo called. You're due back by 6."
不 不 不 你们都是瞎帮忙 No, no, no, you're not helping me.
就告诉他你和他老婆上床了 这样就够了 Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll get him.
我不是在找新的点子 我已经找到了 I'm not looking for another line. I got the line.
乔治，想想看，明白吗？ Look, George, just think about it, you know?
你结婚的话，如果有人告诉你和你老婆… You're married, how would you feel if somebody says...
你是什么感觉，明白吗？ ...they just had sex... - You see?
这就是为什么我讨厌和一大群人写作 This is why I hate writing with a large group.
每个人都有自己的观点 然后就都被同化了 Everybody has their own opinions, and it all gets homogenized...
你就失去了你自己的风格 ...and you lose the whole edge of it.
我要用“蠢蛋商店” “蠢蛋商店”才是正路 I'm going with "jerk store." "Jerk store" is the line.
就要“蠢蛋商店”！ Jerk store. Yes.
你把它从垃圾堆里捡回来了？ Did you take this out of the garbage?
它的线还很有弹性啊 It's still got spring in the strings.
杰瑞，这就是一块垃圾 Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk.
你怎么做我遗嘱的受托人啊 How are you gonna be the executor of my living will?
你看，你根本舍不得 You see, you can't let go.
克莱默，相信我，有合法机会的话 我一定会杀了你 Trust me, Kramer, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.
我希望我能相信你 I wish I could believe you.
伊莲，你明天下午有空么？ Hey, Elaine, do you have some free time tomorrow afternoon?
- 我？ - 对，你是最完美的人选 - Me? - Yeah, because you're perfect.
你是精于算计，冷血无情的生意人 You're a calculating, cold-hearted business woman.
要是有什么脏活要做的话 你不会介意抻到喉咙上 When there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on throats.
哦，少来了 Oh, come on.
第四种情况，你能自我呼吸 Situation number four: You're breathing on your own...
有意识，但已经失去了肌肉活动 ...you're conscious, but with no muscular function.
那，我还能和别人沟通么？ Well, would I be able to communicate?
我不知道你怎么沟通 I don't see how.
我不喜欢这个声音 I don't like the sound of this one.
嗯，把它打开吧？ Yeah, let's pull the cord, huh?
猛拉一下，犹如拉动了割草机 Yank it like you're starting a mower.
继续 Moving on.
你的肝，胆，肾正常 You have liver, kidneys and gallbladder...
但是中枢神经已经失去控制力了 ...but no central nervous system.
呃，我还是要我的中枢神经系统 Well, I gotta have a central nervous system.
好的 一个肺，失明，需要依靠管道进食 Okay. One lung, blind, and you're eating through a tube.
不行，那个不是我的风格 No, that's not my style.
平淡无奇 Boring.
那么你可以进食 但是其他事项都是机器在做 All right. You can eat, but machines do everything else.
我保留这个 I'd stick.
是的，我保留，因为 我还可以去咖啡店 Yeah, yeah, stick, because I could still go to the coffee shop.
没错 That's right.
- 你好，米洛斯 - 杰瑞 - Hello, Milos. - Jerry.
谢天谢地你收到我留言了 Thank God you got my message.
你能来真是太好了，是这样的 Thank you so much for coming down here. Listen...
我说，我花了200美元买了个拍子 You know, I spent $200 on a racket...
我以为你真的很了解 ...I thought you knew what you were talking about.
但是你居然连球都不会打 You can't even play.
对不起，这是我米洛斯的耻辱 Believe me, it is Milos' great shame...
可是杰瑞，要是其他人知道了 我就没生意做了 ...but, Jerry, I could lose my business if anybody find out.
我给你一张明年的会员卡作为补偿怎么样？ How would you like extra year membership on the club?
- 免费的，不花钱 - 你能弄到？ - Free, no charge. - You could do that?
杰瑞，为了你，任何事 Jerry, for you, anything.
开赛，中盘，搞定，米洛斯？ Game, set and match, huh, Milos?
杰瑞，对不起 Jerry, I'm so sorry.
他们告诉我会员卡不行 They tell me there is no way they can do it.
有什么其他事情我能为你做的么？ 任何事情 Is there anything else I could do for you? Anything at all?
我把钱退给你 I refund your money.
米洛斯，我不是在乎那点钱 Milos, I don't even care about the money.
我只是觉得我被最烂的网球爱好者玩了… I just feel like I was taken by the worst tennis player...
我会补偿你的 I make it up to you.
是，你会补偿我 Yeah, you make it up to me.
网球，还有人玩？ Tennis, anyone?
哦，这是文森特和我说起过的 Oh, this is the one Vincent told me about.
《回忆和苦痛》 The Pain and the Yearning.
一个年老女人的经历，痛苦的回忆… "An old woman experiences pain and yearning."
192分钟？ A hundred and ninety-two minutes?
那还真是挺多回忆的，哈 That's a lot of yearning, huh?
你知道么，这些电影都不错 You know, these movies are great...
但是就是很伤神 ...but they are just so emotionally exhausting.
那你得看点轻松活泼的电影 Well, what you need is some summertime adolescent high jinks.
- 真的？ - 看看基恩推荐了什么 - Really? - Let's see what Dr. Gene prescribes.
这个，《伯尼的周末2》 这个比较活泼 Oh, here. Weekend at Bernie's LL. Now, that's an hilarious premise.
- 呃 - 就这个了 - Well... - Yeah, get it.
- 好吧，我也笑笑 - 嗯 - Yeah, I could use a chuckle. - Yeah.
- 你拿了什么？ - 什么都没拿 - What are you getting? - Nothing.
我还没看完《黑暗的尽头》呢 I'm gonna finish watching The Other Side of Darkness.
- 还剩多少 - 两个小时吧 - How much you got left? - About two hours.
电影开始没多久她就昏迷了 Yeah, she shot in that coma pretty quick.
伯尼已经死了，笨蛋 Bernie is dead, you morons.
就因为他戴着太阳镜就觉得他还活着？ Just because he's wearing sunglasses, he looks alive?
这个到底多长啊？哦… How long is this weekend, anyway?
- 喂？ - 伊莲，那个电影怎么样？ - Hello? - How's the movie, Elaine?
- 是文森特吗？ - 你在看基恩推荐的 - Vincent? - A Gene pick.
你怎么能这样？ 我还以为我们有种默契 How could you? L thought we had something special.
不，这并不代表什么 No, it doesn't mean anything.
我都没打算重看 I'm not even gonna rewind it.
文森特？ Vincent?
我们开始吧 All right. Let's get to it.
等一下，雷利呢？ Wait a minute. What about Reilly?
雷利不在这工作了 Reilly doesn't work here anymore.
什么？我怎么没听说过？ What? I didn't hear about that.
我们只在有重要会议的时候叫醒你 We only wake you up for the important meetings.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hello. - Hello.
我是不是昨天在运动商品店见到过你 Didn't I see you at the pro shop yesterday?
我想是的，我叫帕蒂 米洛斯给了我你的地址 I think so. I'm Patty. Milos gave me your address.
我想你不介意我在这等你吧 I hope you don't mind me waiting for you here.
那个米洛斯真是的… Oh, that Milos.
呃，那我们去喝杯咖啡？ Well, what should we do? Care for a cup of coffee?
为什么不直接去你的公寓？ Why don't we just go up to your apartment?
好吧 All right.
真是容易多了 Gotta be an easier way.
医生，她病情怎么样了？ Doctor, how's her coma?
哦，还是那样 Oh, exactly the same.
等等 Wait a minute.
她醒过来了 She's coming out of the coma.
阿布莱特夫人，你能听到我说话吗？ 你还好吗？ Mrs. Albright, can you hear me? Are you okay?
我歇够了 L feel so rested and refreshed.
给我个牙刷 Get me a toothbrush.
你也打网球？ So you play tennis?
说的够多了，杰瑞 Enough talk, Jerry.
对我来说不多，我喜欢聊天 Not for me. I love chatting.
不行，不行，我做不到 No, no, I can't do this.
我做不到，就算是为了他也不行 I can't go through with this, not even for him.
- 为了谁？ - 米洛斯，我丈夫 - Who? - Milos, my husband.
你丈夫？ Your husband?
他怕你把他网球很烂的事情说出去 And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out...
他选择了用他的妻子来对你进行性贿赂？ ...he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola.
他是个新手 He's new around here.
那，细节呢？ So details.
呃，我没和她上床 Well, I didn't sleep with her.
因为道德约束？ Because of society, right?
是啊，乔治，道德 Yes, George, because of society.
你的那个会怎样了？ So how did the big meeting turn out?
你能相信吗，雷利不在那个俱乐部做了 Reilly is no longer with the club. Can you believe that?
也好啊，你不用再想那件事了 You're better off. Now you can just let it go.
是啊，不用再想了 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna let it go.
你再也无法给他正确的回击了吧 You never had the right comeback, anyway.
你傻了吗？ Are you insane?
蠢蛋商店会把那家伙烧成灰 "Jerk store" would have smoked that guy.
一定会烧成灰 Smoked him, I say.
杰瑞，听着 Oh, Jerry, listen.
我把《黑暗的尽头》那部电影看完了 I saw the rest of that movie, The Other Side of Darkness.
那个昏迷的女人最后醒过来了 The coma lady wakes up at the end.
啊，我想看到这个情景，多谢多谢！ Oh, I wanted to see that. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
我不知道人昏迷了以后是能够醒过来的 I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma.
我不知道有人会不知道这个 I didn't know it was possible not to know that.
埃里克·罗伯茨演的丈夫怎么样？ How was Eric Roberts as the husband?
哦，印象深刻 Oh, unforgettable.
我要去找伊莲，她是执行者 I gotta find Elaine. You know, she's gonna pull my plug.
什么？《背叛》？ What? "Betrayed"?
哦，文森特，对不起… Oh, Vincent, I'm so sorry.
伊莲，关于那个昏迷的事我改变主意了 Hey, hey, listen, Elaine, I changed my mind about the whole coma thing.
我决定放弃那个遗嘱了 Yeah, I decided I'm up for it.
克莱默，你到底知不知道你做了什么？ Kramer, do you have any idea what you've done?
麻烦让下 Excuse me.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
文森特不再推荐了 Vincent stopped making picks.
那我怎么知道要看什么？ Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
我们有很多基恩推荐的片子 We have a wide variety of Gene picks.
基恩很垃圾 Gene's trash.
我就是基恩 I'm Gene.
嗨… Hi.
米洛斯我可以向你保证我不会向任何人 Milos, I can assure you, I had no intention of telling anyone...
透露你那糟糕的网球技巧 ...about your unbelievably bad tennis playing.
谢谢，不过我现在有更麻烦的事要处理 Thank you, but unfortunately, I have much larger problems to fry.
我妻子不再崇拜我了 My wife, she has no respect for Milos anymore.
我觉得那是你进行肉体交易的风险 I guess that's a risk you run when you dabble in the flesh trade.
帕蒂，她和我一样喜欢网球 Patty, she... She loves tennis as much like I do.
你能…让我在场上赢你吗？ Would you...? Will you let me beat you in tennis?
那是我唯一能向她展示我还是个男人 That is the only way I can show her that I'm still a man.
如果旁边没有其他女生的话我可以答应你 I'll do it as long as there's no other girls around.
我的意思是，我也想表现得像个男人 I mean, I wanna be a man too.
你伤了文森特的心了？ So you hurt Vincent's feelings?
看看今天的信里有什么？ Look what came in the mail today.
这是什么？ What's this?
他录像机上的开始键 It's the play button off his VCR.
天哪，那家伙真夸张 这看起来像颗大牙 Boy, look how far back it goes. It's like a tooth.
你们猜那个“大海打电话”先生现在怎么样了？ So guess where Mr. Ocean Phone turned up.
他在俄亥俄州的阿肯龙火石工作 He's working for Firestone in Akron, Ohio.
- 俄亥俄？ - 是 - Ohio? - Yup.
我明天早上一早飞过去 I'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning.
你飞去阿肯龙就为了讽刺一个人？ You're flying to Akron just to zing a guy?
你不明白吗？这不是他的问题 Don't you understand? It's not about him.
是“蠢蛋商店”那么完美的点子却没用过 To have a line as perfect as "jerk store" and to never use it.
我不能放过我自己 I couldn't live with myself.
但是世界上没有蠢蛋商店 See, there are no jerk stores.
让我们有点困惑 It's just a little confusing, is all.
那个点子很妙，聪明的人才会欣赏它 It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it.
而我不会因为一些头脑简单的 呆瓜听众放弃它 And I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience.
不是你们 Not you.
哦，脆弱的骨头 Oh, these brittle bones.
我得用多长时间才能免除痛苦 How L long to be rid of the pain.
- 你好 - 伊莲，我是文森特 - Hello. - Elaine, it's Vincent.
文森特，你在哪？ 我要见你 Vincent. Where are you? I have to meet you.
不，我不能让任何人见到我 No, L can't bear to have anyone see me.
文森特，听着 我不会像其他人那样评价你 Vincent, listen, I won't judge you the way everyone else does.
你很特别和美丽，很感性 You're strange and beautiful and sensitive.
- 让我见你一下吧 - 好吧 - Now, let's have a look at you. - All right.
你能从商店里帮我带点东西吗？ But can you bring me a few things from the store?
我现在不能出去 L haven't been out in a while.
让开，这群疯子 Well, go around, you bunch of crazies.
疯子要把人都杀死了 Maniacs are gonna get us all killed.
你好，请问你需要什么帮助？ Hi, can I help you?
哦，我是卡斯莫·克莱默 Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm Cosmo Kramer.
我预约了来废除我的遗嘱 Yeah, I had an appointment to annul my living will.
克莱默先生，您预约的是10：30 现在已经2：00了 Oh, Mr. Kramer, you had a 10:30 appointment. It's 2:00.
赛尔巴赫今天有网球课，他今天没空了 Mr. Shellbach had a tennis lesson. He's gone for the day.
- 很棒哦 - 米洛斯又赢一局! - Too good. - Another game for Milos!
你今天火力十足 You're on fire today.
嘿，帕蒂，看看这家伙 糟透了 Hey, Patty, look at this guy. He's awful.
杰瑞哪像个男人 He's not a man, this Jerry.
他都不能像我一样结婚 He's not even married like I am.
喂，米洛斯，我不介意在这滚来滚去 Hey, Milos, I don't mind rolling over here...
但是你能不能不说“不像个男人”那些话 ...but could you lighten up on the "not a man" stuff?
喂，大家看，这小妞想我让着一点 Hey, everybody, look. The little chicken girl wants me to ease up.
他受不了啦 他哭得像个娘们 He can't handle this. He cries like a woman.
在吗？文森特？ Hello? Vincent?
伊莲？ Elaine?
我买到你要的东西了 I got what you asked.
把东西放下你走吧 Just leave it and go.
呃，我能进去吗？ Well, can I come in?
不，走吧，马上 No, go away, now.
不，不，文森特，我… 别把我关在外面 No, no, Vincent, I... Oh, don't shut me out.
我只是…我知道感受到了我的感觉 I just... I know you feel what I feel.
- 不好意思，请问你有事吗？ - 哦，天哪 - Excuse me, can I help you? - Oh, damn it.
- 我来看文森特 - 哦，我是他妈妈 - I'm here to see Vincent. - Well, I'm his mother.
- 文森特，怎么回事？ - 不，我有粉刺! - Vincent, what's going on here? - No, my acne!
粉刺？ Acne?
你这里有什么 What do you have here?
伏特加，烟，烟花 Vodka, cigarettes, fireworks.
什么女人会带这些东西给个15岁的孩子？ What kind of a sick woman brings this to a 15-year-old?
我们看电影的品味很相似 We have the same taste in movies.
他是不是寄了录像机一小块给你？ Did he send you part of our VCR?
文森特？ Vincent?
看看这个小婴儿 Look at the big baby.
小婴儿，还在哭呢吧？ Hey, big baby, are you wetting yourself?
这次你该学乖了吧 Maybe it is time for you to be changed.
我说了让你别说那个 I told you to cut it out.
拜托，你在干嘛 Come on, what are you doing?
这小子这次走运了 The baby got lucky on that one.
赛尔巴赫，嗨 Shellbach. Hey.
球拍？ Racket?
那么乔治，你计划在扬基体育场搞个雪胎日？ So, George, you're proposing a Snow Tire Day at Yankee Stadium?
只要他们不把轮胎扔到场内 As long as they don't throw them on the field.
多吃点虾，我带了足够每个人吃的 Help yourself to some shrimp. I brought enough for everybody.
我得说，这… I have to say, this...
这个计划不怎么样 This proposal doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
你不清楚 Well, you never know.
看看我一次能吃多少个 Let's see how many I can fit in my mouth.
你知道吗，乔治 You know, George...
大海打电话来说，他们的虾快捕光了 ...the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.
哦，是吗，雷利？ Oh, yeah, Reilly?
蠢蛋商店打电话说，他们把你卖光了 Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you.
有什么关系？ 你一直是他们那最畅销的 What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller.
是吗？我和你老婆上过床 Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
他老婆在昏迷中 His wife's in a coma.
嗨，他怎么样了？ Hi. How's he doing?
他睡了很久，现在还是昏迷不醒 He's been sleeping a lot. He's still groggy.
我觉得电影或许能唤醒他 I thought a movie might cheer him up.
- 我给他带了一些基恩推荐的 - 文森特怎么了？ - I got him a Gene pick. - What happened to Vincent?
我某种程度上甩掉他了 I'm kind of off of him.
插头呢？ Outlet?
我老婆在昏迷中… "My wife's in a coma."
那个生命补养机打电话说… 笨死了 Yeah? Well, the life-support machine called and... Stupid.
等等，我应该就这么说的！ Wait. Yes. That's what I should have said.
你完了，雷利 你这次把自己搞进去了 You're meat, Reilly! You just screwed yourself!
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