Congratulations, Master!
Thank you master
Ah Pao...
My mum has given birth again...
What has your mum given birth this time?
Sister, mum has given birth again!
Is it a dragon or phoenix (boy or girl)?
Let's find out Alright
Sister, mum has given birth again!
What has mum given birth?
Mum... Mum... Mum...
Stop murmuring! Tell me is it a boy or girl?
Mum has given birth to 10 cows again
Then we won't be deserted!
Mum has given birth to 10 cows again
Well! Your mum fails again and my dad...
Monkey boy it has nothing to do with your dad
San Lung, stop! You have gone too far!
Dad said: Never look at the Shaolin kids
No singing, no talking
Is you complain, speak to dad!
Tom Boy, you really talk like a leader!
Tom Boy!
Beat her! We Shaolin will never lose to Wudong!
Come, all of you! Your master never fears!
Master! You've called yourself a master? Very funny!
Too bad you don't have that little thing!
Ha...
Never argue with girls, come back!
No! We must not lose to the Wudong
Hold it! Hold it!
Brother San Lung has come!
Good! Brother San Lung, come and help!
Hey, what kind of kungfu is it?
It calls Dragon makes fun of the Phoenix
Sister, be careful!
Good!
Well! Don't try to be flattering!
Hurry and help!
Is it the famous Wudong kungfu Up Side down?
No! It calls Monkeys Falling Down From Tree
Fun fun fun! Dragons are having fun
Flying high, up up in the sky
It looks like a dragon it talks like a dragon
But it's never a dragon
What is it?
Well! It's a phoenix!
A phoenix!
By the river side a poor little phoenix crys!
It crys day and night!
Seeing chances getting by
Sister, are they singing about you? Don't listen!
Poor little thing you really make me laugh
Sister I'm sure the song is implying you
Bastards, we must hit back, hey...
No singing!
Take these chirettas to Mrs. Pao tomorrow
To show our concern
Their mum has given birth to another girl, and we...
Even a girl the mother needs to build up her body
Well, if Pao Seng-feng hasn't got a dragon (boy)
We need 10 cows to exchange for one of his phoenixes
Ten years of hard working
We can only save up for 3 and half cows
He's giving us a hard time!
We have the will and we can work hard to achieve
Look, we have saved up for a cow leg in 6 months!
Even you have saved up for 10 cows
Then how long I have to wait for another 10 cows?
When we have 10 cows you'll marry Yee Feng first!
You... How can I do that?
Stupid! It's not a cow!
What are you doing?
A cow has four legs
Nonsense!
Ha Ha... You deserve it!
Let's see
Ha Ha... Bottoms up! A little decoration!
Stop laughing! No sympathy at all!
A cow has four legs! Ha Ha!
Is alright now
And a tail too!
Go and practice kungfu now!
Go...
Student of Goddess of Mercy
Buddhas on Poles
Hovering on Clouds
Over the Heaven
Beauty and the Mirror
Stop! What did you call it?
Beauty and the Mirror
Mirror? What kind of mirror is it?
Never learn things in proper form!
By the riverside a poor little phoenix crys!
What's wrong in being a phoenix (girl)?
A phoenix is what our family needs!
I want a dragon (boy) To succeed my career
But your mum has made me disappointed again
Always the phoenix, phoenix...
You can't blame mum for that
Who's it?
Dad, you can take me as a dragon
I will do good in Wudong swordship
Hmm... My good child! 18 years ago
while you were still inside your mum
I had named you San Lung (Alive Dragon) But...
But what, Dad?
You're just another phoenix
very soon you'll fly away!
No, Dad! I'm a dragon, I won't fly away!
Half Dragon and half Phoenix how can you fly away?
You...
Well! You can fly wherever you want
But never the Lung family Well, to marry my daughters
In means to steal the Wudong swordship day dreaming
Shaolin kungfu No. 1, Bullshit!
I say Swordship of Wudong is unique!
From now on you must concentrate on swordship
Nobody is allowed to learn Shaolin kungfu!
Carry on!
Another hundred rounds! No meal for the lazy ones
I'd rather not taking any meal
No! Carry on!
Bastard!
Hey, who are you scoring at?
I have also seen you scoring at someone!
Yes! We've seen it too
Are you trying to deny?
We are not trying to deny!
Good! A real man must admit for what he had done!
Is it the place?
No
One, Two, Three!
Dad is a bastard!
Ok, once again
One, Two, Three! Dad is a bastard!
Dad has come, run!
You must be very tired, go to sleep now!
Dad!
What's the trick again?
Dad, we are so sorry!
We have scored at you!
Me? Yes...
Me! What's it? Do it again!
We'll do it again but you must not get mad!
OK! Go ahead! Clear and loud!
You say One, Two, Three
One, Two, Three!
Dad is a bastard!
Louder!
Dad is a bastard!
Dad, you've promised not to get mad
Yes
Dad? I am not your dad in blood
You are our dad, our dad in blood
If your dad were good in kungfu
Your family wouldn't have been a broken one!
10 years ago the bandits robbed your village
My brother Yee Lung and I were heading home
We immediately joined in to help
Brother, what's now?
It's alright! Get in!
Kill them!
We must save the kids! Yes!
Yee Lung, get in!
Are you alright? Kill them all
Chase! Hurry and chase!
I've wounded one of his eyes and got you in safe
It's 10 years now! To raise up eight of you
It's never an easy job
Then should we call you master or dad?
Of course dad!
Stupid, of course dad!
Dad, please be seated!
Our dad above, please take our bows!
Dad, you have raised us up you're our dad in blood
Dad you've also taught us the Shaolin kungfu
You are a great... great...
A great father!
Dad, please accept our gratitude!
Good boys! My very good sons
Dad...
You are the naughty one!
Dad, I am the naughty one you punish me!
Does it hurt?
No! I have got used to it
Dad is too dumb for handy works
What you really need is a mother!
Damn it! It's 10 years now
When can I take revenge for the wounded eye?
Boss, with our kungfu abilities
We can handle the Shaolin kids easily Let's go!
Right, boss Phoenix Village is a piece of fat meat
And a place for real happy romance too
Boss, the girls of Pao Seng-feng
Beautiful eyes, slim and big bottoms
You think I am completely blind?
One side is Shaolin the other side Wudong
Can we handle it?
Boss! Speak now!
What's your plan? Tell us!
Shaolin and Wudong have been rivals for centuries
We can make them killing each other
Then you can take revenge for the wounded eye
Right! Right! Carry on!
By that time we can step into the Pao family
For a good time of Women, Song and Wine!
Me Pao Seng-feng, always help the needed
I'm not asking for fortune but a son of my own
Well, I have had nine daughter...
My little compliment
Please bless the Pao family with a son
I shall appreciate
Right, The god will help you
Master! Do I look like a man of no son?
Mister you're an outstanding person
Why haven't you got a son? Something's wrong with fung-shui!
Oh! Please advise, master!
Pao Seng-feng claims his Wudong swordship the best
Anyway, nobody has seen him doing it
Right! The Shaolin members are different
Saber, spear rod and stick they teach everything
No wonder they say Shaolin Kungfu No.1
Right!
Uncle! Chief!
Hey, why uncle and not father-in-law?
Which phoenix has own your heart? Go... Go...
No dragon at all! What's wrong?
Mister don't be angry business goes first!
Please!
A happy land for the happy men
A land of masculine gender!
In theory, you should have many sons
Please go ahead
Oh! What a pity! What a pity!
Master, what's wrong?
What kind of people are living there!
Brother San Lung...
Brother San Lung, tortoise! Egg!
What? You've called brother San Lung a tortoise egg!
No! I'm inviting brother San Lung to barbecue tortoise
And my bird-egg too!
I don't have appetite even for dragon meat!
Tell us what you want? We'll get it for you!
I want a phoenix...
The masculine gender of 10 dragons in the other side
Has formed a huge barrier
It blocks the circulation of Yin and Yan
That's why you never get yourself a boy!
All my life I have helped the needed
Master, is there a way I can be blessed with a boy?
Well! You shouldn't have let them stayed
If you want a boy you must make up your mind!
If we can have Sister Tai Feng to be our mum
Dad's happy and we can learn the Wudong swordship!
Right! No way
But Dad has only got three and half cows
Pao Seng-feng has asked for 10 cows!
Hey, that Tom Boy is the favorite of Pao
If she says something good to her dad it helps
Too bad we have offended her the other day
Not to mention marriage we can't even make friends
Is all your fault...
Only me? You are there last time
I can go and say sorry to her
Just like that? There's going to be another fight
Right! This time you must look like a gentleman
Right! You need to dress up
Let's take out the wedding dress of dad
Why the size is so large?
It was a happy event dad got to be a big fat man then!
Be careful dad will kill you if you break it
Well! If fills even for a big bucket!
That's the most beautiful dress in the house!
It's awful! How can you impress the Tom Boy?
Don't worry I shall look like a gentleman!
Miss, how are you?
Fine, thank you!
No, it's not right
That Tom Boy doesn't like to be addressed as a Miss!
Then... we call her Sister Phoenix, OK!
No good!
Call her Brother Dragon!
She doesn't look like a dragon!
Brother Phoenix, how about it?
Right, call her Brother Phoenix
Great... Right, call her Brother Phoenix
Birds are flying in pairs
Fishes are swimming in couples
Sunset is for young lovers
Hey, look!
Uncle really got guts!
If Pao Seng-feng sees it we shall finish
Aren't you afraid of Uncle?
Always silly smile!
Can you say something?
I... For you... For your mum
My god! Here comes the witch!
Hey, today you must watch your mouth!
Sister have you forgot the order of dad?
Go home
Don't come over, go back!
All shits, can you read?
You... You...
Just tell me what you want?
This angry face of yours
You think it can scare me? Come on!
Uncle, dad has asked for you
Uncle, never argue with girls, go home!
Brother San Lung, it's your term! OK!
Brother Phoenix...
Brother Phoenix! How are you?
What? What's the monkey trick for today?
My parents died when I was very young
I don't even know my dad's name
Well! I only know that you are insane!
Brother Phoenix please stay!
Get back! What do you want?
Well, Brother Phoenix we're living by the same river
Drinking the same water, we'd have been relatives by marriage long ago
I know I've offended you we're here to apologize
Stay there!
Go home!
My dad said all the Shaolin members are bad guys!
You only want to steal the swordship of Wudong
Brother Phoenix please don't get it wrong...
Wrong! Leave now or I'll take action
Brother Phoenix!
Brother Phoenix please don't get mad let me explain!
Stay back! Or I'll kill
Let's talk in peace!
Watch out, it's dad's wedding dress!
What a mess!
Brother San Lung show her the kungfu of Shaolin!
Right, give her a lesson!
Get her...
Come on
Good! Very good! Very good!
Bullshit!
Very good indeed!
Sister!
Sister! Sister! My sister doesn't know how to swim
Sister!
Wake up! Sister! She's out of breath!
What shall we do?
Give her some breath!
How!?
Blow! Blow?
It's written in my story book
The prince has blown to save the life of the princess
Sister, you must not die!
I'm out of breath, you do it, hurry!
Hurry, Hurry blow...
Give me back my sister! Blow now, hurry!
Your sword
Sister...
Why the women cry so easily?
Now I believe the women are made of water
Wow! Swordship of Wudong is really something!
If she hit it a little bit higher
You could have been a cripple
Do you mean, she has human sympathies?
And the mouth spray too!
Also a strong leg to kick!
If we can learn the swordship of Wudong
And combine it with Shaolin kungfu then...
That's invincible!
Uncle is back!
Need the trousers by fixed?
We haven't got time, hurry and go!
Not to fight with women!
Why you've kicked her into the water?
If you love to fight, come, try me!
We are good brothers we respect each other
Fight
If you don't beat harder
I'll report to dad about the fighting
Monkey boy, where's your chivalry?
Whoever loses I'll also tell dad about it
Uncle, tell them to stop!
You!
Whom should I fight with?
Me!
Uncle, no joking please!
Come on!
Well kid, you are serious!
Oh! Uncle, don't...
Come on, get the rod!
Whatever you say!
Good!
Stop pretending! Get up San Lung! San Lung!
Brother San Lung! Brother San Lung!
San Lung are you alright?
Well, somebody is dead!
Uncle, you are not human nature!
Right! You are not human nature
What shall we do?
What? He's out of breath give him some breath!
How?
Mouth to mouth, and blow!
Kid, I must beat you to death!
Brother San Lung...
Uncle we did it for the good of you and dad!
Right! It's for you and dad!
Well! All hopes vanished, are you happy now?
Uncle, you must not give up!
Wives for you and dad
Wudong swordship for us
We will try everything to achieve!
Right we will try everything to achieve!
The fifth daughter of Pao likes Shaolin kungfu
We can teach her kungfu in means to make friends
A good impression for Pao and then propose dad's marriage
Great...
Competition between Shaolin and Wudong starts now
To make friends with kungfu friendship first!
Right, Shaolin versus Wudong!
The loser should bow and call the winner master!
Good! Let's see who's the master!
Let us show you something
Who dares to challenge me?
Snake? Hey, what kind of snake is it?
Round headed, it's water snake!
It's finless eel, you need the duck!
Right! Right! Use the fists of duck! Go!
Come on!
You've lost, call me master, right now!
We've won it! Call me master!
Master! It's all your fault
It's a poison snake, not a water snake!
Ha Ha... Internal conflicts!
Don't be happy too soon you have snake and I've got cats
Ha Ha! So skinny, just like a sick cat
Even you are a tiger you can't scare me!
Right! Go!
Me?
Scared! Just bow and call me master!
Why scared? You can simply squeeze him to death!
Scared! Show them you move
Scared to wet!
I am angry now
Who's scared! My stomach aches whenever I've got nervous
Useless!
What kind of fist is?
I win...
Dirty!
Never mind the dirty! Our goal is to win!
Bow and call me master, now!
I haven't lost the fight!
Suspension!
What? Suspension in challenge of kungfu fighting?
Mind your own thing! Follow me!
What's the trick? Go and find out!
What are they doing?
So troublesome! We're so simple!
Are you ready?
Soon!
Are you ready?
OK!
Hey, we're not here to fight we want to apologize
The Wudong swordship of Pao family is unique!
If Brother Phoenix didn't let me go
I could have been a cripple now!
Are you trying steal the swordship of Wudong?
Please don't say steal I want to learn it
You have won it the last time
And I have won it this time
You really think you have beaten me?
No! Shaolin and Wudong have their own virtues
And the weak points too To combine them together
Don't you think we can develop it better?
All murmuring, but sounds reasonable
Well, I'll demonstrate Shaolin kungfu first, please advise
OK! Let see!
Yes sir!
Please advise!
It's nothing special in Shaolin rod go home!
You...
I could have kicked you into the water
You are now at your discretion! Get out!
You...
If I see you again, my sword will kill!
Brother San Lung, you have been fooled!
Me fooled, and she got hooked!
Not kicking me into water means she likes Shaolin kungfu
She has good impression on you too!
There's still a hope for dad's marriage!
Good!
Who's it? Come out!
Not going home, what are you doing here?
Oh! We are prohibited
but you're learning it yourself
Go! Let's go and tell dad
Our sister is learning the Shaolin kungfu secretly
Right! Let's go home and tell dad!
Hold it!
Do you like to play with that Monkey boy?
No! I like the Big-headed
I like Tong Pak-fu!
I like the Monkey Boy
I like Xi Lung teaching me Shaolin rod!
Well from now on you can play with them, OK!
Good, sister you are very kind!
Then will you tell dad about what you have seen?
No! Let's go and get the boys for fun!
Don't you understand! I need a boy to succeed my kungfu
We must follow our ancestors' instruction!
I have done my best, in the past years
My abdomen never has a chance to rest
10 cows for a daughter
you can run a cow-shed now!
Mother, I know you have tried hard
Don't touch me! You should think about your daughter
What's wrong with Tin Lung
he'd raised the orphans
He can be a very good son-in-law!
But he belongs to Shaolin and I'm from Wudong!
Mother, the Pao family needs a successor
You've tried hard for 9 times how about one more try?
Aren't you feeling ashamed
at the age of 49?
Never mind! I call it happiness!
Well, if I agree to try again
Will you compromise on the marriage of Tai Feng?
Of course...
Well, but, it got to be a dragon!
Ah Pao, give it a touch, is it...
Three months?
Oh! Only two mouths, so big! May god bless...
God, please bless the Pao family with a dragon!
A dragon for the Phoenix family and a phoenix for us
We can have a mum then!
Yeah! We can have a mum then...
God, you must bless us!
Congratulations madam, it's a daughter!
My mum has given birth again!
My mum has given birth again...
Your mum has given birth again?
My mum has given birth again!
What has your mum given birth this time?
It looks exactly like me!
No, it's not the same!
There's something different!
What's different?
What's different
I don't know!
Is it something like ours?
Yes! Yes! Yes! It's like yours!
Oh! That's a dragon!
Hurry and tell dad, they've got a dragon
Right!
It's a dragon!
It's not true! I have seen dad's sad face
No! After you've gone
I've seen dad changed to a very happy face!
Finally you have come to your dad!
Ah Pao, give the baby girl a wash too
What! The baby girl? You better do it
Good boy I will dress you up beautifully
To say thanks to the god!
Am I right? To interrupt the spirit of Dragon
And you have got yourself a dragon
Sister, look!
Mum, look! They have come
They really have concerns on us!
Concerns, concerns...
Don't trust them they are after something
Yes...
Good What's good?
Are you alright?
Sister, I can't make it!
Hold on! We must not lose to them again
San Feng
Get up!
I can't! Get up!
Sister, I really can't make it!
You're driving me mad!
Get out!
Hey if you don't want to get embarrassing
Be nice let's co-operate and do something good
Dad, he has molested her!
Don't look at the immoral!
Mr. Pao, how dared they did such thing!
Right! We must stop the immoral activities!
Not scare...
Look, the kids are so lovely!
Congratulations... Buy yourselves some sweet!
Thank you auntie! Dad told us to give his regards to you
Good boy! Look! They are very considerate
So?
Sister, I have got energy again!
It's the silk fowl Bak Foong pills!
Mum, Yee Lung has followed their hereditary nostrum
To refine the tonic by himself!
Wow! So big! How to swallow?
Silly girl, big dose has better effect
Mum, Tin Lung said after the births
You must build up the body properly
Tin Lung is really considerate
He's really a good man unlike your dad...
Mum, Yee Lung said, they have got 4 cows
Why don't you ask him to come and propose to your dad?
But, dad...
Dad wants 10 cows
When can sister and brother Yee Lung get married?
You dad has agreed to compromise
if I've got him a son
Go, ask Yee Lung to come along too!
Hurry
Uncle!
What are you doing here?
Oh! Tin Lung, so good to see you!
Auntie, we have brought along the 4 cows
They are a bit skinny!
Never mind! Come here...
Tai Feng, Yee Feng, serve the tea!
Tin Lung, Yee Lung come chat with your future pa-in-law!
Uncle!
Uncle, it's about the marriage
of your two daughters
Well! Four skinny cows for my two daughters
The deal is not fair at all!
What? Did you promise?
You'll compromise if I've got you a dragon?
But it doesn't mean to sell cheap! You...
Mr. Pao!
Mr. Ma, so good to see you
I'm here for business! Ah Au!
Pa-in-law!
Hey, wait! You are not my son-in-law
Oh, he will be soon I've brought along the wedding gift
And 10 big strong cows are waiting outside
Oh! Sit, sit...
Mr. Ma, I must tell you the truth
Tai Feng and your son have made a good pair!
Tai Feng is my future mum, dared you...
I dare not... Dad, it's not her!
Ah Au will be 20 after August and Tai Feng...
How about Yee Feng?
Yee Feng is not 20 yet
No... Dared you to steal my love?
I dare not! Pa-in-law I want to marry her
To marry me? Well
But first you must get my old pals' permission!
Mr. Pao, that...
Kungfu challenge for marriage, good!
San Lung, if you've lost you must marry him!
Yes, Dad!
My master has told me
never fight with girls
Miss, you first!
Shits for the hungry dog!
Hee Hee! You have missed!
Master, what shall I do?
Your master can't even help himself
Good! Thank you master!
Ah Au!
Swordship of Wudong is always the best
Shaolin rods is impractical
Mr. Ma Ah Au has chosen the wrong master!
No! It's only that I am not good enough
Then go home and learn it for another 10 years
Well! 10 years later you will be too old for me!
Such a Tom Boy is no good for wife
I shall get you a wife nice and gentle!
Give me the rod!
What do you want?
To challenge!
Not you, I want her!
Yee Lung, don't!
Oh! You want to challenge for marriage? OK!
But we have the rules 10 cows for Tai Feng
Good kungfu for San Lung and for Yee Feng...
What do you want?
Can you sing?
Me to sing?
Right! Harmony for man and wife
To marry Yee Feng you must sing better than her!
You... You...
He can't even speak well and you want him to sing?
Are you trying to be obstructive?
So what?
Well! I'll challenge her in kungfu
come on!
San Lung, don't be rude! Good-bye!
Go home!
Tin Lung! Tin Lung!
Master! Mister!
Those boy mess with your daughter again
I'm here...
Fat Feng, I'm here
By the river side, there live a goat
an elephant and an ape It's just like you
the ape!
Make it tight, no tricks!
Blind man and his blind wife falling into the water
I'm here!
Come on! I'm here!
It's me! Fat Feng is right behind
Go get her
Guess!
It's Wu Feng!
Wrong! I'm here!
Look!
Hurry guess...
I have got you!
What are you doing? You silly little bastards
Your dad hasn't taught you well
I'll kill you if you crossed the river again!
You! Whenever I ask you to practice kungfu
You must say you're very tired and hurt
And now they have touched you and you look so happy...
Put it high! Quick!
I've raised you up but never beaten nor scored at you
And now, the other did it all It's mean!
You cheapness never learn!
Does it hurt?
No!
No! Dad can't afford to beat us hard!
No sweat! It will be very light!
Higher!
Tell them, how does it feel?
It's itching... paralyzing... and... painful...
Tell me, do you deserve it?
No!
No excuse!
Dad, they were trying to help
They want you to marry Sister Tai Feng
Up! I know! But we can't force on that
Even without a mother
we had managed it well for 10 years!
All the masters in Shaolin were without women!
From now on we'll give it up completely!
Amida Buddha!
No meat nor wine for Buddhism!
A shining bald can save the light!
No wash, no comb, so easy to take care
Monkey head, monkey brain a shining buttock
It looks like a thief the thief with a bald head!
Brother San Lung...
A recluse never gets embarrassing!
Do you still have desires?
I don't want to shave my hair!
I don't want to be a monk!
Yee Lung!
I must marry Yee Feng!
You! Stupid as a pig!
Pao doesn't let you marry his daughter
What's good in getting mad! Give up!
You can give up but I can't
You've betrayed Tai Feng I won't do the same to Yee Feng
You... Whom are you talking to now?
Uncle how can you talk to dad like that?
If you score at dad again we'll go against you!
Suit yourselves! Don't call me uncle again!
Dad!
Dad, uncle he...
He's always hot tempered
Every time he ran away from home
He went as far as the cave beyond the hill
Uncle, uncle!
Be a monk of no relative! Why still call me uncle?
What a character! No wonder sister Yee Feng likes you
What's good of such a character?
You are just a hero of no guts
You don't even do what you should do!
What should I do?
Uncle, look!
What's it?
Tell me what is this?
A circle
And this? A girl
What's she doing? Dancing!
It's fairy and the moon don't you understand?
No wonder dad said you're stupid
You are the stupidest person I have ever seen
How come I am so stupid?
Sister Yee Feng Loves you being so dumb!
Hurry and tell me what to do!
Who's it?
It's me!
Who are you?
Your new maid
When I'm practicing no one is allowed to come in, go!
Yes, master!
Who's it?
The soubrette!
You are?
My uncle has asked you to run away with him
Hurry up! Before it's too late!
Sister, it's so late where are you going?
Sister, please let me go!
No! To run away with a man, it's bad!
Dad ordered you to come with me!
Your dad has hampered the marriage of Tai Feng
And you're doing the same to Yee Feng!
Are you willing to listen to your dad?
To marry someone you don't love!
Get out, all of you!
Thank you, sister!
The adulterer and whore have run away chase!
Hurry and go!
Hurry...
You used to have an ugly face
And tonight it has changed to a warm face
A lovely beautiful face!
Don't be flattering, go now!
There's another adultery couple by the river side, chase!
Go now
You love your sisters and I love my brothers
We'll share the same bitter, let's go!
Together?
You and me? No way! Get out!
Are you trying to put me into trouble?
I will repay you later
Don't go...
You... Look what you have done!
Get her, we must punish her!
Yes!
Brother San Lung, look!
Go, hurry...
They say women are made of water San Feng is different
What's different?
She's made of spirit Right!
Spirit, never heard of
Right, the righteous spirit!
On your knees
You are the leader of our village
And your daughter has done something immoral
You must punish her according to village rules
I am a man of righteousness
I will follow the village rules
Good she has also let go the adultery couple
According to the rules she will be drowned to death
San Feng! San Feng!
Give me back my daughter! My very own daughter!
We must follow the village rules
If she's alive after burning of the joss we'll let her go!
Time's up! Execute now!
Time's up!
Mister, time's up!
Pao Seng-feng isn't human at all!
He has no human feeling
Sister San Feng is innocent
San Feng! San Feng!
What are you doing?
Kid, you really have guts! Want to get killed?
Let her go! I'm responsible for everything
Well! If you didn't talk sweet
Yee Feng wouldn't have run away
And San Feng wouldn't have got involved
You don't have to join me to death!
I have said we'll share the same bitter
Good! Your wish will come true
Mister, it's all ready now!
I'll go first, see you in sea palace
San Lung!
Sister San Feng is innocent
San Feng...
Wait
San Feng...
Come help
Pao Seng-feng isn't human
Sister San Feng is innocent
Mister! Time's up!
San Feng! You must not die!
Mum... Please don't...
Give me back my daughter! Please save my daughter! San Feng!
Dad has come...
Dad!
Chicken soup with chiretta a good tonic for women!
Dad, you don't blame me for saving the life of San Feng?
Remember, you must not try the soup!
It's too strong for men
Yes!
Chicken soup with ginseng my dad's instruction
Take it while it's still hot!
You try some!
No! Dad said it's good for women
But too strong for men
Thank you for saving my life!
I have said we'll share the same bitter
I had listened to my dad
That all of your family were bad guys
So, I had prejudice on you
It's good you don't have prejudice on us now!
In fact you don't look like a bad guy at all
Besides, I've cheated to learn the Shaolin kungfu from you
Oh! I had intended to let you to learn!
And, I've made fun of you for many times
And kicked you into the water
I had cut your trousers
Oh! You want to learn the swordship of Wudong?
Of course! Please instruct!
Oh! So you have been planning on that!
San Feng is still alive
San Lung has hidden her in a cave
San Feng...
Well, you have seduced my daughter
I didn't want you to kill your own daughter
San Feng, come with me!
No! I can't let him kill you again
Nonsense! Who do you think you are?
She's my daughter! Nothing your concern!
A man without human feeling
You don't deserve to be a father!
Get out!
Who taught you this swordship?
Dad, it's me
Well! You have given away the family treasure
You shameless! Come with me
Here I come!
San Feng, don't go! They'll kill you
Did you want to die?
Dad, watchout!
San Lung, be careful
I must give you a lesson, you old dummy
Hold it!
Dad! Get out!
Apologize to Uncle Pao right now!
Thank you! I don't deserve it!
Come with me!
No!
San Lung!
Dad, San Feng will get killed
San Lung, my own family matter please stay out
Dad, I'll go with you!
Go!
Dad, you always told us to be righteous
And now seeing San Feng to get killed and you...
Have you finished yet?
Not yet! You have always endured on Pao
In means to repay for his kindness! It's foolish!
Sister Tai Feng has been waiting for you for 10 years
And you haven't got guts to take her with you
And now it's San Feng...
Let's go home!
Dad!
I love Tai Feng, but I love you more!
Well! Dad has lost his sleep again!
Dad is almost 40 and because of us
He still hasn't got a company at night! So poor!
I am poor too
You have dad! Where's your conscience!
Right! Where's your conscience!
Day after tomorrow will be dad's birthday
As to show our filial obedience
We should give him a celebration
Terrific! Right, how to celebrate?
Well a man over 40 needs to build up the body
Otherwise he will get old easily!
Yes! Dad's only 40 all his hairs have gone!
It's because of us! Right!
Snakes are good for autumn days, right!
Let's have snake cat and chicken for dad
Terrific!
I'm the best to catch wild cats!
We'll be responsible of the wild chicken
And we two?
Of course the snake!
Oh! I... I'm afraid of snake!
Damn it! I can't wait any longer
Tell me, when can we take action?
I haven't had girls for 10 years I shall explode!
We shall explode!
Brothers, we must be patient!
We can't sit here doing nothing!
Boss I know very well the Wudong swordship
If we can get hold of Pao Seng-feng's baby...
The kids of Shaolin will all have to die!
Fish!
Snake! Snake! It hurts! I shall die!
Stop crying! Come on!
I can't!
I have moved two steps five more steps I shall die!
Come on!
Help! Help!
You've moved for more than 10 steps now!
Hey, I am still alive!
It's just a water snake, no poison!
Only poison snake with triangle head can build up body!
You're really terrific!
Look! This man looks half man and half ghost
What is it?
Oh he's an Indian he plays poison snake!
Poison snake!
What he doing in cave?
Never mind! Follow him and we can find the poison snaked, go!
It's moving
Oh? The son of Pao!
Kids! I'll kill you!
Brother San Lung, come on quick!
Brother!
Yee Lung! Come on quick!
You... always the convenience
I've told you to look after your brother and you've gone convenience
Do I have to make a time table for that?
Dared you to argue with me!
Oh! I just couldn't wait!
If I can't find your brother I'll kill you!
What have we done wrong this year?
All the bad lucks Pao, what shall we do?
I have got enough trouble!
No! Do it again!
Not only 10 cows I can even offer all my properties
And my 10 daughters to exchange for the safety of my son!
Mister
Master, I have been so faithful to god
Why the god still punishes me?
Mister must not worry your son has to suffer according to fate
Who? Who dares to do that?
Master, young master has come home!
My baby boy...
Why you have got my son?
He has been kidnapped and kept in the cave, we've saved him
Right! Right! We have saved your son
What a coincident?
Well! What do you want for the reward tell me!
To help the needed is what we Shaolin members should do
Oh! You really don't want anything?
Yes! Yes! It's a rare chance!
The rewards: Cows
gold and phoenix
Dad has been
a lonely man at night
And Uncle Yee Lung...
Well, since you've insisted
We want no cow, no gold but Tai Feng, Yee Feng...
And...
Just tell me what you want
And... the swordship of Wudong
Well, what a beautiful dream?
Just like what I've expected
It's you doing the dirty thing again!
Mister you've been so kind to let them stay
But what have you got? They've returned evil for good!
So it's really you!
Nonsense! Get out!
Mister, if you don't kick them out
even god gets mad
Get out! Go and tell your dad
To move out from the river side immediately
And never let me see him again, get out!
Well Evil for good!
OK! We'll go! And never return again!
Go...
Goodbye!
Don't be happy so soon
Sister, they are gone!
Sister Yee Feng has gone too!
Brother! Let's go and get Pao's girls for fun
And then the Shaolin kids to take revenge for your eye
Get into the house!
Once we've killed the old man we've got gold and phoenix
Kill!
Ah Pao, hurry and help Sai Feng!
Dad...
Ah Pao, be careful!
Ah Pao
Hurry and go!
Ah Pao I'll see where you can go
Ah Pao
Ah Pao, be careful!
Oh! Golden stripe Armour!
Is it a surprise to you?
How come you know the swordship of Wudong?
Mister, don't you recognize me?
Oh! It's you!
Swordship of Wudong is unique but you're just too old!
How come you have returned?
There's something misunderstood between Wudong and Shaolin
But to deal with bastards like you
We better join-handed!
Good beauty! Come with me and be my lady!
Oh! It's you again
I thought you have changed for good
And you are still doing the evil things!
Watch out
Brother you take care of Sister Tai Feng
I shall handle this blind man
Oh! The Golden Bell, Iron Clothe!
Never mind the bell, here I come!
Go
Get him up
A Moon in the Sea!
Throw him down
1, 2, 3...
Okay... Let's go back
Brother San Lung, we...
have won the fight...
Tin Lung, you have saved my family
How can I repay you for that, I...
Uncle! The marriage of my dad and Sister Tai Feng?
And our Uncle!
Oh, just get me the four cows you have!
Good! Dad has a wife! And we have an mum!
Tin Lung, these filial sons of yours
I really like them very much!
Auntie, we don't have any cow!
Well, an egg for each, have you got it?
Yes! Yes!
Husband and wife bow to each other!
Bow to dad and mum!
Dad, mum, bows from your sons!
First bow!
Second bow!
Third bow!
Good! Good! OK! OK!
It's happy day, we must celebrate!
OK! OK!