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abyss of emotional suppression
An abyss of emotional suppression ...
TEAM Gaki presents:
Timing/Typesetting: Slayeer (Alex) Hinnerk Kazuma Inugami Sacro Alfred Melty
Translation: Michael Melty Half-San DesertStarr(Jason) Lei Scion
that is when people express tears of joy..
express tears of joy
Gaki no Tsukai best series
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Gaki no Tsukai best series
"No Laughing Earth Defense Force"
Gaki no Tsukai best series
"No Laughing Earth Defense Force"
"No Laughing" series
This year they go beyond the Earth!
Secret
Attacked by laughter assassins!
Super Deluxe!! Lineup
Secret
The best lineup of laughter assassins attack the five!
Matsuko
Shut up, you bastard!!
YOU BASTARD!
That's not okay, is it?!
Defense training
Special celebrities gather for the defense training!
Happy boy!
WOW!!
Happion!!
'That Horror'
Returns
The horror again ..
the howling and screaming
The Tag war returns for training!
The howl and scream-inducing tag war returns
the howling and screaming
The Tag war returns for training!
'Help~!
Stage Red Circuit
The stage is upgraded to a circuit
really cool guy
HAMADA SA~N!!!
prey
Even THAT super-famous actor also becomes prey
willpower of men
The willpower of men whose bodies are put to the test
OWWWW!!
You're a traitor! Hey!
HAMADA SA~N!!!
First time in the series!! An unbelievable situation
For the first time in the series ...
Tears
tears...
and the reason is ...
Only laughter! 6 hour special challenge!!
New Year's Eve special!
Absolutely no Laughing!
Absolutely no laughing!
Earth Defense Force
24 Hours
New Year's Eve Special
Absolutely no Laughing!
no Tsukai ya Arahende!
Gaki
Downtown
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Hamada Masatoshi
Alright, Matsumoto-san
Tsukitei Housei
The day has finally come for this year.
Cocorico
Endo Shozo
Tanaka Naoki
Yes, it has!
Is everyone okay?
We are okay!
Are you all okay?
Yes, that's right.
From here, we have a so much time, you won't believe it!
Yes
We really do!
Like forever!
It's enough time for a quick-blooming bud to bloom into a flower
We have that much time!
This year's theme is Earth Defense Force
Woah! It's here!
Defense Force
Protect the earth? We can't even protect our own arses
That's true.
Yours, right?
Yes, that's right.
You were defeated.
We were supposed to be a force.
We couldn't protect anything.
Your ass just finished, didn't it?
I literally heard my arse just 'end'.
It just went "PE~NNNNNN"!!
Yeah, really.
It said "pe~n"
My ass just 'ended'
At 50 years old my ass has just given up
I don't understand.
We are going to begin now, Matsumoto-san.
the cue for VTR
please!
Alright!
So are we ready? Let's go!
No Laughing Earth Defense Force
Dawn
When the sunrise colors the sky ...
the trees are awakening...
beginning
they symbolize a beginning.
Will there be a filming site?
I've heard that there will be rockets.
"Wait right here" is what it says.
Those signs pisses me off
Oh, this?
It could say "please wait" or "could you wait here".
Wait here!!
This is more of a demand
At this point, I've already (black)lost interest(black) in doing this shoot
At this point, I've already lost interest in doing this shoot
My interest flew away.
You've started it by just moaning!
We all know that person will show up anyway.
Yes, that's right.
That person will come, won't he?
It seems like it.
HEE~Y!!
Ugh ... Something is coming.
It's coming.
Look at him, look at his speed.
Yes, I see.
He's not a celebrity.
Did he lose a little weight?
Yes, he looks a bit thinner.
Yes.
His face hasn't changed though
*we filmed with special permission
You stopped awfully far away from us
Downtown previous manager
Fujiwara Hiroshi
He can come closer
Yes, that would've been good.
Good morning everyone!
In the neighboring city's supermarket
there was an early morning time sale
I went to the sale by speeding on a mom's-bicycle
Hey Tanaka-!!
How many people do you think this food can feed?
We can't hear .. helicopter ..
Helicopter is flying very close by.
Mid-air distance
Can you please come forward?
Oh, you mean us?
The helicopter is right above us.
It's amazing, it's so difficult to hear.
Has this ever happened?
Hey Tanaka-!!
Yes.
How many people do you think this food can feed?
There's quite a bit ...
About 10 people ...
This is all for me
This food all of it is for me by myself
Why do you say that twice?
That makes me laugh!!
What the hell are you saying?
We're gonna do it this year, too!
What the hell ...
Hamada
Yes.
I came by mom-bicyle so
you may slightly feel something
What do you think this year's theme is?
You can't really tell..
Is it grocery store?
Hell no!!
This year's theme is Earth Defense Force!
Then don't ask!
That has nothing to do with the bicycle.
Newly Recruited members of the Defense Force
Challenge for 24 hours of duty!!
The five men are newly recruited Defense Force members
they endure 24 hours of brutal duty.
one person has a troublesome issue ...
But, there is one person who has a troublesome issue ..
Yamasaki you went through a name-change
Yes.
Yamasaki you went through a name-change
Ah yes, thank you very much.
What was the name again?
It is Tsukitei Housei
What the hell is that? No one knows that.
It hasn't become popular yet.
Yes.
Uhm ... That
....That
At an important time.
Seriously?
It's quick.
Should we try once more from the top? (The script.)
His new name's unpopularity with the public
It makes me laugh a lot!!
the problem with Yamasaki's name change
even though recognition is extremely low, he will participate as "tsukitei housei"
I really don't understand.
Well we can't do anything about it
He makes me mad
The recognition really is low.
so you're gonna go as Housei!
Yes.
By the way, you guys ..
I told you that you're part of the Earth Defense Force
but why are you dressed like that!?
Isn't it weird?
What
I have your change of clothes
in those boxes over there
so I'm gonna have you change right now.
Ahh, we're changing clothes again.
Before Earth Defense Duties
Change into appropriate outfits
With that reasoning
they will change into the appropriate outfits.
Okay everyone, when you're ready
I'm going to have you come out one by one
Yes!
So cool.
Macho-Papa Soldier
Thank you.
It looks nice.
The titles are unnecessary.
Yes, that's right.
Housei!
Yes.
What is the point of it?
Selfishly changed his name-member
It's pretty cute.
Your legs are also showing.
Thank you.
Hopefully you'll be
a tasteful member.
Yes.
Yes!
You're definitely handsome and cool.
Handsome Baseball-freak member
Thank you.
You'll be well-liked by women.
Hopefully you'll be a very well-liked member.
Thank you.
Yes!
Lanky Pointy-Chin member
You're so lanky.
You need to gain weight.
The pointy-chin was unneeded.
Hopefully you will be a strong-willed member.
Alright Hamada
The only woman on the team member
It looks good!
Why are you a girl?
It's nice!
Why are you a girl?
I'm jealous!
Is that your own wig?
It probably has Hamada's name on it.
It looks so good.
That's definitely your own wig.
I'm going to explain the rules so
form a line up front
You have such nice legs.
You can work it.
You've always had
very nice legs Hamada-san.
Hamada-san's legs really are pretty.
One! You are members of the Earth Defense Force.
You are newly recruited EDF members going through 24 hours of training
For a whole day, you will do various tasks.
Cough!
Second!
While you are working as EDF members, no matter what happens - absolutely no laughing.
While working, absolutely no laughing
tirth
In the event that you laugh,
you will receive severe punishment on the spot.
that's it.
If you laugh, you will receive severe punishment
Got it?
I understand, but he hasn't been listening at all.
Hamada hasn't.
I'm so cold.
Are you cold?
Because, look-
wearing a garter belt ❤
You're wearing a garter ...
You've really done it.
It's very sexy.
You didn't protect at all
Yourself.
To get to the EDF headquarters
we will go by bus
Again, a bus ...
A bus.
And it begins when we get on the bus, right?
Ughhh ... I really don't want to.
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Is it really a bus?
Are we really going to do this?
We're gonna wait for the bus right here.
Tension Rises
Finally the beginning
whether they like it or not, the tension is rising.
It's here.
Hey, it's here.
There's always Kurobikari.
Yes, that's true.
Of course, Kurobikari.
It's here!
Gaasuu Kurobikari Earth Defense Force.
This is the name of the place where you will be working.
Gaasuu Kurobikari
Earth Defense Force
Isn't it cool?
Gaasuu Kurobikari Earth Defense Force
Gaasuu Kurobikari Defense Force of Earth
With importance put on the color red,
in this freshly-designed commuter bus
ölklöklöklöklöklök
Aim for the EDF Headquarters
they will aim for the Earth Defense Force Headquarters
Are we getting on?
We're gonna board
As soon as we board, we can't laugh, right?
the moment you get is when it starts
Oh well, can't do anything about it.
But it begins as soon as we board ...
So if we get on ...
I'm getting on!
It's starting, huh...
Wait... Why are you walking like that?
I was really cold.
Right, I'm getting on!
Lead the way!
Man, so cold...
Here we go!
Do Not Laugh
Earth Defence Force 24 hours
Wow, it's warm in here
Okay...
Right, let's go!
Okay let's go!
Here we go!
Okay, come on..
Some customers are already on
Man, it's so cold!
Yeah, it really is..
Your helmet will get in the way, so I am just going to take them from you
The helmet will "get in the way"?..
Hahahahahaha
So what is the point in giving them to us?
Judge didn't see... Therefore SAFE
Finally, the bus has
Off to the Earth Defence HQ - but what lies ahead....
departed for the Earth Defence Headquarters
but what lies ahead?
The bus is on its way to HQ
Laughter will NOT be tolerated from here!!
The 5 make their way for HQ
but their laughter will not be tolerated anymore!
Does the actual Earth
Defence Force look like...
well, like this?
Like the fact we're travelling with ordinary people is like...
Yeah...
You're right
Something's definitely not right...
Oh come on, it's not that cold...
He was moaning the whole time!
You guys
get to wear trousers..
You must be warmed up by now in here..
No no no, look at this
The woman gets a garter belt as part of their uniform
This was awful...
That is amazing...
That businessman over there just laughed...
That's way too much...
Fujiwara is laughing so much...
He's laughing like "What a Masterpiece"!
Literally his face is like that...
Haha...
You were never getting away with that
You guys were all laughing before me too...
Like 'he-he-he'
No no, I was completely cool...
I was safe
Black army will
4th Rule
smack you on your arse if you laugh
Oh... This again?
Shit, shit, shit...
Get him good...
BAM!
Get him good...
BAM!
He got me right in my face just now...
HAHAHAHAHA
This can't be allowed...
This was properly...
Bloody hell..
And Endo is going to get another smack!
This was totally ridiculous...
I haven't done anything wrong!
This isn't right!
No, you're right Endo, it's not right...
You agree with me, right?
Ye, that was unfair...
That wasn't fair...
You got hit for no reason...
Yeah
Someone else gets punished and then that hits you in the face... I mean
Laughter from bad luck is part of this show
After this more traps will make them laugh
An unlucky start...
But that happens in this show
Man, it really has started...
And now the traps to make them laugh
will show themselves...
BUS STOP
The door has opened...
Wakabayashi Masayasu
Takaoka Saki
Cool guy
Madonna
Hey Saki
Yeah?
Have you decided which guy you want to be with?
Oh, he's a "cool guy"?
Those guys , they just don't
appeal that much to me
Hey Saki,
2 men are supposedly after Saki
You do realize that you are the brother of Rockabilly
The supposedly "coolest guy's" little sister
So don't go out with some loser
I get it, big bro.
But you know...
Those two guys...
They just don't appeal to me enough
Ito Ichiro (from ELT)
Shark Crew
Yeah, it's just...
They've planned this well...
I was laughing at the length of his face...
They really put everything into it...
Yeah, they really had...
His appeal to Saki
A really cheesy chat up line
Hey Saki.
Today is the day I'm going to get
a good reaction from you
The only guy
God you can barely hear his voice...
capable of taming a woman like you
is me, you know?
The volume is...
If you could speak a bit louder...
This is tough, really tough
Oh shit...
It' a little hard to hear...
Well I guess he's not the singer of his band...
Please raise the volume a little bit...
Is it not hard for you
to hear at all?
The only guy who can tame a woman like you...
is me...
Don't be so stupid
I have no intention of going out
with an useless idiot like you at all
Even that guy would be a better choice than you...
Tenryu Genichirou
Jet Crew
On we go...
Obviously we'll laugh...
He barely managed to get on the bus!
His knee is really dodgy nowadays...
Oh wow...
His appeal to Saki
A really cheesy chat up line
For real...
Hey Saki...
My nickname is
löälöälöälöälöälöälöälöälöälöä
And we're doing a dance off there.
How can we understand that...
What the hell is he saying?
and his voice is quite small too...
Saki prefers this guy?
Hey Tenryu boy, Saki's heart
ain't been strung along by you in the slightest, don't you have anything else?
On top of that,
about this cottage...
even Japan's famous people come there
like Takegawa Crystal...
and Takeshi-Gundan's "Downtown's"...
Umm Takeshi-Gundan's...
Downtown isn't part of Takeshi-Gundan...
Umm... Takegawa...
Oh
Oh. Guadalcanal Taka as well
They just took over Downtown...
Okay both of you...
Next is... Whilst dancing
Give Saki your best chat up line
and win her heart over
Their appeal to Saki
Dance and chat her up with their best line
You have both prepared well for this, I hope?
Obviously...
How about you, Tenryu?
öä#öä##öäöääö
Ok Mister Ito, you're up first
Elvis Presley
Jailhouse Rock
He had a little glance at us there...
Like a kind of "are you okay" look...
'You're not pissed at me for doing this?' kind of look
Hey Saki
Um...
(sigh)...
Next time.. I will *&#(#*$#(*
He couldn't even say it properly at all.
And Saki's just laughing the whole time...
Saki was laughing so much.
She was laughing the whole time
Saki's been laughing the whole time...
Yeah she was
She was
Okay Mister Ito
Tenryu boy, it's your go now.
Ok, *(*#$&(#$&
Little Richard
Tooty Fruity
.Oh Tenryu boy..
Hm?
What was that dance?
Where's your chat up line?
Oh yeah...
Saki Part 2
Saki, would you like to go have
a cream soda with me?
It just wouldn't go in at all.
Would you like to go have a cream soda with me?
Microphone wouldn't go into his pocket
Do it properly..
It's still not in his pocket properly.
No no no...
I'm not laughing at what he said
I know...
Yeah it's more the...
What about Yamasaki?
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Hold on a second
He was the first one of us to laugh
No, I was safe
Okay Saki, did either of them appeal to you much?
Oh I can't decide
who's better out of these two.
Anyway, I...
found a really good looking guy
Excuse me there, sir
excuse me, sir
Saki likes Matsumoto
Excuse me, you sir
I have kind of fallen for you
Connie Francis
Stupid Cupid
Hey there, mister
These kind of things...
Tries to appeal by dancing with love
Watch my dance now
Seriously this situation was...
scary, I bet?
and it would be my pleasure
if we did something nice...
Hang on a second...
You there, the balding pervert!
What the hell, you
what do you think
you're looking at with that dirty look on your face!!
dgsdgsdsdg
You were looking at me, weren't you!?
No..part 2
No... I wasn't.
You were, weren't you!
...No, I wasn't...
You make me sick...
To Housei: The Pervert
She spits her gum at him
I feel sick now...
Let's go home!
Why did she do that?
Something flew, didn't it?
Hold on man...part2
The judges are being way too lenient
Yamasaki waspart2
Yamasaki was spared there
He should have been hit like 3 extra times.
15 minutes since start
Fifteen minutes since they left the park
Already loads of punishments!!
And the punishments just don't stop for the guys
But...
Obviously, ahead of them
And next
There are even funnier traps awaiting them
are even funnier traps waiting to make them laugh
BUS STOP
Oota-san
If you don't sign the contract with us now..
our company will undoubtedly..part2
our company will undoubtedly be finished!!
Salesman
Kakei Toshio
So I'm really begging you
You and I...We've been partners for a long time
You and I.. We've been partners for a long time
But this time...I'm really sorry
But this time... I'm really sorry
I have no time left
So I need to go
Let's go for a drink though soon, ok?
Wait... Oota-san!Oota-san!
Wait... Oota-san! Oota-san!
Please don't crush my company!Oota-san!
Please don't crush my company! Oota-san!
After failing one of his most important customers, the salesmen is in a dilemma...
There's no tomorrow...
"Ashita ga arusa"
Shozo I heard, at that age
You're resorting to use Viagra
Even now, I'm active
All I need is 'Aka Mamushi'
(Aka Mamushi = drink which contains lots of Vitamin C)
I like Shozo, I like Shozo
Shozo, I love you
When Shozo was becoming a teenager
I found your stash of porn magazines
The women in these magazines
were all the same age as me...
We like Shozo, we like Shozo
Shozo, we love you
On my 35th birthday,
my older brother got me a present
I opened the present, I was shocked
Inside was a radio control car...
I like Shozo, I like Shozo
Shozo, we all love you
At our graduation reunion, 20 years on
he tried to make himself look like Mr. Big Shot
He brought his junior, who wasn't even invited
What a dirty insecure guy
I like Shozo, I like Shozo
Shozo, we all love you
Endo-kun, you middle aged man
I found your hidden stash of videos
Son of honour, I will seduce
with a widow's mourning dress
I like Shozo, I like Shozo
Shozo, we all love you
I was worried about Ikue-san
after she watched last year's Gaki no Tsukai
This is just a lie but apparently
Endo also likes men?
I like Shozo, I like Shozo
Shozo, we all love you
Shozo, who was born in Toyonaka
He loves baseball, and loves women
He loves golf, he loves airplanes
He also likes the Kousou buildings
He likes his Benz, he likes kinako as well
He also likes pink clothes
I like Shozo, I like Shozo
Endo, we all love you!
Shozo is a really pathetic son but
All of us at Re:Endo Japan love Endo very very much
Everyone of Japan
Look at Kakei-san's knee...
Endo's Dad puts his hand on Kakei's knee
Let's all work hard together
Goodbye!
That was amazing...
Why did he put his hand on Kakei-san's knee?
I know, you're right
You're right, why did he?
Poor Kakei-san
Ye, really Kakei-sanpart2
Ye, really Kakei-san, I am so sorry
(My family) they came so early...
Yeah it was really early..
Morisaki Yuki
Testified against Endo last year
and therefore is part of the family!
Morisaki-san...
She's not really part of my family...
She's teamed up with your ex wife and everything...
and like everyone close to you
I could never have imagined that
This is what happens when you fail to chat up a woman...
yeah... they get with your ex wife and...part2
Jeez, that was ridiculous.
Still a while to go on this journey
There are still more stops to come
45 minutes since the start,
The long and hard path to the centre still continues
Bus Stop
My first outing alone
Winter Adventure Special!!
Today the children going on a journey alone arepart2
Shota-kun, who is 5 and his younger brother, Yuto, who is 4.
Younger brother
Older brother
Yuto-kun (4 years)
Shota-kun (5 years)
The trustworthy older brother andpart2
the little cry-baby brother
They are very close brothers
Big bro...Are you sure we can do this, just us 2?
Big bro... Are you sure we can do this, just us 2?
Your big brother is here, so don't worry.
Ah, I get it!
Their Mum has asked them topart2
Go to the cake store and collect the cake they ordered and
go to the flower shop and buy some flowers
Big bro...Please can we get off the bus already?
Big bro... Please can we get off the bus already?
What are you saying?We just got on it, silly.
What are you saying? We just got on it, silly.
We aren't there yet.
WAAAAA~~~
Oh, is that so...
Oh deary deary me...part2
Yuto-kun is...
feeling scared and has started crying...
But look...part2
Look at the kind-hearted brother.
He got something from one of the trees before...
He gets the Kuwagata Beetle out...part 2part 3
and he is going to put it on his nosepart 3
in order to make his younger brother Yuto-kun laugh.
How this program works
Everyone must do as the narrator says
Don't worry little bro, watch this. Here I go...
No, it's no good. I can't do it...
Well of course he can't...
He might be a big brother, but he's only five!part2
Of course it's going to be scary.
When suddenly,part2
a man who happened to sit near the children
Luckily there was a kind old storyteller\alpha&HFF&}part2
who asked "Are you okay?" to the children
How this program works
The storyteller asks them if they're okay
There's only one "storyteller" out of us
Yup, there's only one...
Are you okay?
The old storytellerpart2
will take the place of the older brother and
put the Kuwagata beetle on his own nosepart2
and will make Yuto-kun laugh.
Please can you do it for me!
How this program works
The storyteller will put the beetle on his nose
Wow...
How this program works
The storyteller will make the little brother laugh
Yuto-kun...
We know how much this shit hurts...part2
Housei-san knew as well...
Story didn't go to plan, kids are now crying
It's not coming off at all!
Like not in the slightest!
Wait, why are they crying?