1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:02,625 - IRON MAN: - Okay. Now, Sam... 2 00:00:02,667 --> 00:00:04,041 Nice and slow. 3 00:00:04,083 --> 00:00:05,187 Just like 4 00:00:05,188 --> 00:00:06,291 we practiced. 5 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:07,500 Steady. 6 00:00:07,501 --> 00:00:08,667 (WHIRRING) 7 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,125 Steady. 8 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:13,750 (CLATTERING) 9 00:00:13,792 --> 00:00:16,125 (CLATTERING) 10 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:17,792 (PHONE VIBRATING) 11 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:19,542 - That's not annoying. - At all. 12 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:20,917 Yeah, I know, Tony. 13 00:00:20,959 --> 00:00:22,063 Sorry, I forgot. 14 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,166 Just ignore it. 15 00:00:23,208 --> 00:00:24,875 Sure, ignore it. 16 00:00:24,917 --> 00:00:26,625 We're just trying 17 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:28,333 to dispose of highly 18 00:00:24,917 --> 00:00:28,333 unstable Pym particles. 19 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,041 No big. 20 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:32,041 - Why get your armor. - In a bunch. 21 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:34,041 Over puny particles? 22 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:36,062 Because if these 23 00:00:36,063 --> 00:00:38,041 puny particles escape 24 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:38,041 that containment unit, 25 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:39,687 they might just shrink 26 00:00:39,688 --> 00:00:41,291 everything on Earth 27 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:41,291 at the speed of light, 28 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,208 including the Earth itself, 29 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,605 to the size of a dot, 30 00:00:45,606 --> 00:00:47,959 and that would be bad. 31 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,667 (WHIRRING) 32 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:52,208 (CLATTERING) 33 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:53,434 - What if it's. - An emergency? 34 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:54,979 This will be an emergency 35 00:00:54,980 --> 00:00:56,500 if you don't focus. 36 00:00:56,542 --> 00:00:58,166 (PHONE VIBRATES) 37 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,542 I can get it. 38 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:01,542 - (THUMPING) - No! 39 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:02,917 I just bought it. 40 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:04,209 I won't smash it. I have 41 00:01:04,210 --> 00:01:05,458 a phone too, you know. 42 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,500 (THUDS) 43 00:01:07,542 --> 00:01:08,730 Yeah. It's built 44 00:01:08,731 --> 00:01:09,917 to withstand a gamma bomb. 45 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:11,292 Which my phone. 46 00:01:11,293 --> 00:01:12,625 Is not... happening! 47 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:15,208 Uh, I gotta go! 48 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:16,792 Falcon, 49 00:01:16,793 --> 00:01:18,333 I need you in here. 50 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:19,917 - I can get that. - No! 51 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:21,875 - We need you on. - The containment unit. 52 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:22,917 Any sudden movements 53 00:01:22,918 --> 00:01:23,918 can cause... 54 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:31,959 (PHONE RINGING) 55 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:34,917 Whoa. 56 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:42,959 Ant-man! 57 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:47,438 Whew! 58 00:01:47,439 --> 00:01:48,458 "Come to my lab," 59 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:48,458 you said. 60 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,059 - "What's safer than. - The tower," you said. 61 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:52,041 - Did New York just. - Have an earthquake? 62 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:53,292 Nah, just my phone. 63 00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:54,500 I'm popular. 64 00:01:54,542 --> 00:01:55,938 I say, "Help me dispose" 65 00:01:55,939 --> 00:01:57,333 of unstable mass 66 00:01:54,542 --> 00:01:57,333 "altering particles," 67 00:01:57,375 --> 00:01:58,438 and you bring in a newbie 68 00:01:58,439 --> 00:01:59,500 and Meat-Hooks McGee. 69 00:01:59,542 --> 00:02:01,291 - I'm supposed. - To stay subatomic, 70 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,687 Make sure none of 71 00:02:02,688 --> 00:02:04,041 the particles escape. 72 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,250 Like that one? 73 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:08,041 Don't move, Hulk. 74 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:09,500 (CHUCKLES) 75 00:02:09,501 --> 00:02:10,917 Tingles. 76 00:02:10,959 --> 00:02:12,105 Hulk! 77 00:02:12,106 --> 00:02:13,250 (ALARM BEEPS) 78 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:14,563 JARVIS: Sir, there's 79 00:02:14,564 --> 00:02:15,834 a Pym particle loose. 80 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:17,209 Not to mention, 81 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:18,542 a teeny tiny Hulk. 82 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:20,542 - That's a recipe. - For disaster. 83 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:21,604 You're never going 84 00:02:21,605 --> 00:02:22,625 to let me live this 85 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,625 down, are you? 86 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:24,375 - No. - No, I'm not. 87 00:02:24,417 --> 00:02:26,229 Guys, emergency. 88 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,041 Don't panic. 89 00:02:24,417 --> 00:02:28,041 It's my mother. 90 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:29,917 She's here. 91 00:02:29,959 --> 00:02:31,771 (SIGHS) 92 00:02:31,772 --> 00:02:33,583 It's going to be 93 00:02:29,959 --> 00:02:33,583 one of those days. 94 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,667 What's the emergency? 95 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,834 My mom's on her way. 96 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,333 - We have an alarm. - For that? 97 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:52,667 Or the Hulk was 98 00:02:52,668 --> 00:02:53,959 accidentally shrunk down 99 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,021 by an unstable. 100 00:02:55,022 --> 00:02:56,041 Pym particle. 101 00:02:56,083 --> 00:02:57,729 Thanks to Falcon fielding 102 00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:59,375 phone calls from his mom. 103 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:01,059 - So, watch where you step. - (STEPS THUMP) 104 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:03,041 - Ant-man, - no one told me. 105 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,562 The Incredible Shrinking. 106 00:03:04,563 --> 00:03:06,041 Annoyance was coming in today. 107 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:07,875 Hawkeye... 108 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:09,479 Unless you want to spend 109 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,041 a day inside of your own 110 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:11,041 smelly boot again... 111 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:12,834 - Why don't you let. - The past be the past. 112 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,041 And do something useful? 113 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:16,041 (BEEPS) 114 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:17,500 (WHIRRING) 115 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:19,041 Whoa! 116 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,313 (GRUNTS) 117 00:03:20,314 --> 00:03:21,542 Like that. 118 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:22,812 (GROANS) 119 00:03:22,813 --> 00:03:24,041 I guess I found 120 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:24,041 the Hulk. 121 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:26,062 Ooh! You were just taken 122 00:03:26,063 --> 00:03:28,041 to the learning hall. 123 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,041 It's school. 124 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:31,959 Indeed, and it was 125 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,834 "in session." 126 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,041 - Hmm? - (GROANS) 127 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,041 - I can shrink down. - And get him back to size, 128 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,041 - But more importantly, - we have to contain. 129 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:40,521 That unstable particle 130 00:03:40,522 --> 00:03:41,959 or bad things will happen. 131 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,709 (DOORBELL RINGS) 132 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,041 We have a doorbell? 133 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:47,041 - It's too late. - She's here! 134 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:49,041 Why the great concern? 135 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,562 You don't understand. 136 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,041 She doesn't know 137 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:52,041 I'm an Avenger. 138 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:54,059 - My mom thinks. - I'm just. - A S.H.I.E.L.D. liaison. 139 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:55,500 She'd make me quit, 140 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:56,917 knowing the danger 141 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:56,917 I'm always in. 142 00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:58,230 Make you? 143 00:03:58,231 --> 00:03:59,500 (CHUCKLES) 144 00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:59,500 How old are you? 145 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:00,792 The irony is, 146 00:04:00,793 --> 00:04:02,041 the more we worry 147 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:02,041 about Mom, 148 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,271 the less we actually 149 00:04:03,272 --> 00:04:04,458 have to worry, 150 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:05,959 because there won't 151 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,417 be a world 152 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:09,041 or a mom 153 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,959 to worry about. 154 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,021 Tony, I'm... 155 00:04:13,022 --> 00:04:15,041 Out. 156 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:17,062 Whoo, man! 157 00:04:17,063 --> 00:04:19,041 You were totally taken 158 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:19,041 to the learning hall. 159 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:21,041 - I've never seen him. - That angry before. 160 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,351 - Well, to be fair, - you almost let Earth. 161 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,708 Shrink out of existence 162 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:25,041 over a lie to your mother. 163 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:27,041 - Right! - I gotta get changed. 164 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:28,601 - Cover me! - Whoa, whoa, - Whoa, whoa. 165 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:29,833 We are not lying 166 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,041 to your mom... 167 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:32,562 Without getting 168 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:34,041 something out of it. 169 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:36,041 Ugh, what do you want? 170 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:38,375 Nothin', but the next time 171 00:04:38,376 --> 00:04:40,667 your mom makes cookies 172 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:43,458 I want first dibs. 173 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,230 Hmm, nothing on 174 00:04:45,231 --> 00:04:46,959 the gamma energy scans. 175 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,625 Yeah, he's too small. 176 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,059 - I'll shrink in. - And get a reading. 177 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:51,562 Find Hulk and the particle 178 00:04:51,563 --> 00:04:53,041 can't be far behind. 179 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:54,810 - With this adaptor, - I can hold the particle. 180 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:55,938 Long enough to get into 181 00:04:55,939 --> 00:04:57,041 the containment unit. 182 00:04:57,083 --> 00:05:00,562 Don't worry. We'll have this 183 00:05:00,563 --> 00:05:04,041 wrapped up as fast as you 184 00:04:57,083 --> 00:05:04,041 can say, "Hi, Falcon's mom." 185 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:06,041 (GRUNTING) 186 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:07,562 I would strongly advise you 187 00:05:07,563 --> 00:05:09,041 to rethink your course 188 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:09,041 of action, Sam. 189 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:10,208 (GRUNTS) 190 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:11,667 Honesty is 191 00:05:11,668 --> 00:05:13,083 the best policy. 192 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:13,083 (WHIMPERS) 193 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:15,041 - Rip the bandage off. - And get it over with. 194 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,959 - (GRUNTS) - Not this time, Cap. 195 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,917 - I never told her. - I became the Falcon. 196 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:20,667 - If I do now, - I'm done. 197 00:05:20,709 --> 00:05:21,875 Finito. 198 00:05:21,876 --> 00:05:23,041 (WHIMPERS) 199 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:24,604 Don't worry. 200 00:05:24,605 --> 00:05:26,125 Your secret's 201 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:26,125 safe with me. 202 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:28,104 As long as you remember 203 00:05:28,105 --> 00:05:30,041 our deal about the cookies. 204 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:31,959 And what do you want? 205 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,292 Nothing. I have similar 206 00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:34,583 figurehead issues 207 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,041 with All-Father Odin. 208 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:38,041 I feel you. 209 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,059 - (GASPS) You actually used. - That slang correctly. 210 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:41,208 - Cold. - Cool. 211 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,083 - Yes. - (GROANS) 212 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,583 Okay. 213 00:05:44,584 --> 00:05:46,041 I'm going in. 214 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:50,000 (INHALES) 215 00:05:50,041 --> 00:05:51,041 (DINGS) 216 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,313 Sam, I hope this 217 00:05:52,314 --> 00:05:53,542 is a good time. 218 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:54,688 The best. 219 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:55,792 Avengers, my mom. 220 00:05:55,834 --> 00:05:56,917 Mom, The Avengers. 221 00:05:56,918 --> 00:05:58,000 'Kay, let's go. 222 00:05:58,041 --> 00:05:59,041 Are you kidding? 223 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,041 - I want to see. - Where you work, 224 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:03,062 And I have to get 225 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,041 a picture of my boy 226 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:05,041 with real Avengers. 227 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:07,000 - You remember when. - You used to pose. 228 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:08,226 - With those. - Cardboard cutouts. 229 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:09,917 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 230 00:06:09,918 --> 00:06:11,583 You sure we can't 231 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:11,583 just go do lunch? 232 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,292 Are those cookies? 233 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:14,959 (LAUGHS) 234 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:14,959 (CAMERA FLASHES) 235 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,292 NANOBOT: 236 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,583 Commence cleansing. 237 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,583 IRON MAN: Any hits? 238 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:18,792 Yeah, I'm following 239 00:06:18,793 --> 00:06:19,959 a pretty strong signal. 240 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,042 If I can just get past 241 00:06:21,043 --> 00:06:22,083 your germaphobe-a-bots. 242 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:24,041 - Yeah. I live with. - The Hulk, remember? 243 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,625 The nano-janitors keep 244 00:06:25,626 --> 00:06:27,166 the tower springtime fresh. 245 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:29,041 - (CRASHING) - Point taken. 246 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:31,021 And speaking of, 247 00:06:31,022 --> 00:06:32,959 I think I found 248 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:32,959 our green goliath. 249 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,834 And the particle. 250 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:36,250 (HULK ROARING) 251 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:37,437 (GRUNTING) 252 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:38,583 Smash cleaning robots! 253 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:39,917 (SCREAMS) 254 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,291 - Easy, Hulk. - Just one second, 255 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,041 - And we'll have you. - Back to normal. 256 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:44,167 NANOBOT: 257 00:06:44,168 --> 00:06:45,250 Contaminant found. 258 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:45,250 Neutralizing. 259 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:47,083 - Get back here, - blue dot! 260 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:52,042 (GRUNTS) 261 00:06:52,043 --> 00:06:56,959 Hulk, no! 262 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,101 - Tell me you got. - The particle. 263 00:06:58,125 --> 00:06:59,625 Yeah, he got it. 264 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:04,854 And now, 265 00:07:04,855 --> 00:07:10,041 "It" is "Them." 266 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:12,896 We're in trouble. 267 00:07:12,897 --> 00:07:15,709 Oh, boy. 268 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:19,396 Aw, you gotta 269 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:23,041 be kiddin' me! 270 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,500 Why do you not just 271 00:07:24,501 --> 00:07:25,917 wash it down with water? 272 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:27,376 You can't wash cookies 273 00:07:27,377 --> 00:07:28,792 down with water! 274 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:30,083 It's gotta be milk! 275 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:32,041 Milk or nothin'! 276 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,875 (GRUNTS) 277 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:34,979 (GULPS) 278 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:36,041 Worth it. 279 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:37,083 Sam has told me 280 00:07:37,084 --> 00:07:38,084 so much about you. 281 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,125 I feel like 282 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,126 I know you all. 283 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:41,271 You're the one 284 00:07:41,272 --> 00:07:42,375 who thinks he's funny. 285 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:43,667 Captain America 286 00:07:43,668 --> 00:07:44,917 keeps his room neat 287 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:46,000 and likes his 288 00:07:46,001 --> 00:07:47,041 French fries lined up. 289 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,562 And you're the one that 290 00:07:49,563 --> 00:07:52,041 sheds his yellow locks 291 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:52,041 all over the place. 292 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,000 - Well, you know, - as a liaison, 293 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,146 I liaise, which means 294 00:07:55,147 --> 00:07:56,250 noticing the details. 295 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:57,791 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 296 00:07:57,792 --> 00:07:59,291 Where is that 297 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:59,291 cookie-hogging Hulk? 298 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:00,729 I made him a whole 299 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,125 separate batch of treats. 300 00:08:02,166 --> 00:08:04,604 And I brought mints. 301 00:08:04,605 --> 00:08:07,041 I hear he suffers 302 00:08:02,166 --> 00:08:07,041 from chronic halitosis. 303 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,562 (CHUCKLES) 304 00:08:08,563 --> 00:08:10,041 Hey, how about 305 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:10,041 another picture? 306 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:11,726 - Then, maybe we can. - Go get lunch before. 307 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,226 - You say something else. - That'll get me fired. 308 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:14,605 Sam Wilson, 309 00:08:14,606 --> 00:08:15,959 if I didn't know 310 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,959 any better, 311 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,396 I'd say you were trying 312 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,792 to hustle me out of here. 313 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:20,166 Uh, guys... 314 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,625 Just press the button 315 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,041 and they'll be a big flash. 316 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,443 - That's what. - I'm worried about. 317 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,375 How bad is it? 318 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:31,105 (RUMBLING) 319 00:08:31,106 --> 00:08:32,792 Thanks to. 320 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:32,792 Mr. Anger Management... 321 00:08:32,834 --> 00:08:34,166 (GRUNTS) 322 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:36,125 We have an unknown number 323 00:08:36,126 --> 00:08:38,041 of unstable particles loose 324 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:38,041 in the tower. 325 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,562 I can't predict their effects, 326 00:08:39,563 --> 00:08:41,041 their location... Anything! 327 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:43,059 - We need to vacuum them. - Into the containment unit. 328 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:45,000 - Before they escape. - The building. 329 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:47,041 Jarvis, tower lockdown. 330 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,562 Pass code, 331 00:08:48,563 --> 00:08:50,041 "I heart Ascots." 332 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:51,166 What? 333 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:53,059 - I'd never be caught dead. - Saying those words. 334 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:54,875 - Unless it's. - An emergency. 335 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,355 The warmer the color 336 00:08:56,356 --> 00:08:57,792 temperature, the easier 337 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:57,792 the particles are to see. 338 00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:59,167 Jarvis, turn the lights 339 00:08:59,168 --> 00:09:00,500 to 2000 kelvin. 340 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:08,542 (BUZZES) 341 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:11,041 - Where do. - Those vents go? 342 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,083 Everywhere. 343 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:14,188 NANOBOT: 344 00:09:14,189 --> 00:09:15,250 Contaminant found. 345 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:15,250 Neutralizing. 346 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,041 - Commence cleaning. - (GRUNTS) 347 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:18,521 Contaminant found. 348 00:09:18,522 --> 00:09:19,959 Neutralizing. 349 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,959 (LASER BLAST) 350 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,041 What's going on? 351 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,250 Oh, yeah. That... 352 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:24,125 - It's called, - "Spontaneous training." 353 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,041 - Yeah, guys do it. - All the time. 354 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:27,417 - To keep them. - On their toes. 355 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:28,750 (GLASS BREAKING) 356 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:30,041 So, how about lunch? 357 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,375 - (RUMBLING) - (GRUNTS) 358 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:32,729 Contaminant found. 359 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:34,041 Neutraliz... 360 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:34,041 (EXPLODES) 361 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:35,625 Are those my 362 00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:37,166 nano-janitors? 363 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,542 Maybe you should get 364 00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:39,875 some air fresheners 365 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:43,417 or an off switch. 366 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,792 Contaminant found... 367 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,125 Contaminant neutralizing... 368 00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:48,041 (ROARS) 369 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:49,333 - (GRUNTS) - (THUDS) 370 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,041 - (GRUNTS) - Contaminant found. 371 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:53,875 (EXPLODES) 372 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:55,458 (WHIRRING) 373 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,771 Because of their instability, 374 00:09:56,772 --> 00:09:58,041 I can only contain so many. 375 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,625 Pym particles at a time 376 00:10:00,626 --> 00:10:03,166 with this rig. 377 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:04,271 All right, 378 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:05,333 here's the recap. 379 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,833 Hulk smashed an unstable. 380 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:08,291 Pym particle. It multiplied. 381 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,687 Yellow makes things big. 382 00:10:09,688 --> 00:10:11,041 Blue makes things small. 383 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:13,479 Second biggest brain 384 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,875 on the team needed in the lab. 385 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:15,875 Let's go. 386 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:17,084 Oh, your mom. 387 00:10:17,085 --> 00:10:18,250 Yeah. Sorry, Sam. 388 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:19,458 No time for tact. 389 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,542 Mrs. Wilson, your son's 390 00:10:20,543 --> 00:10:21,583 a part of our team. 391 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,958 He's... (SCREAMS) 392 00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:24,291 (LASER BLAST) 393 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,604 This doesn't 394 00:10:25,605 --> 00:10:26,875 seem safe at all. 395 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,979 And-and what did he mean, 396 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:33,041 part of the team? 397 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,041 - Tony meant that. - I'm a team player. 398 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:37,125 You know, always 399 00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:39,166 helping out with... 400 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:39,166 Whatever. 401 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,771 Sam, man up, 402 00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:42,333 and let's go! 403 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,708 Mom, I have something 404 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,041 to tell you. 405 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:51,041 Get down! 406 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,562 And there goes our expert 407 00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:54,041 on all things shrinking. 408 00:10:54,083 --> 00:11:01,041 (CLATTERING) 409 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:03,187 (SIGHS) And this is why 410 00:11:03,188 --> 00:11:05,291 I prefer to work with ants. 411 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,417 (BEEPS) 412 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,041 Not good. 413 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:10,125 (GRUNTS) 414 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,125 (GRUNTS) 415 00:11:12,126 --> 00:11:14,083 Commence... 416 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:18,291 (WHIRRING) 417 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,396 Stark, the unstable. 418 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:20,458 Pym particles 419 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,041 - are overriding. - My stable ones. 420 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:24,000 I can't resize. 421 00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:25,541 I'm stuck until you siphon 422 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,041 the unstable energy off of me. 423 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:31,041 Of course. 424 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,562 Mrs. Wilson is a civilian. 425 00:11:32,563 --> 00:11:34,041 We need to get her to safety. 426 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,062 Hawkeye, Falcon... 427 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,041 Uh, Cap, Falcon's 428 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:38,041 not here, remember? 429 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:39,333 - Oh, brother. - Just do it! 430 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:42,750 Retreat to the hallway. 431 00:11:42,751 --> 00:11:46,125 I got you... (SCREAMS) 432 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,104 (RUMBLING) 433 00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:50,041 (SCREAMS) 434 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:51,250 That ain't right. 435 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,184 - And don't even try. - To tell me that's normal. - (RUMBLING) 436 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,459 Mom, run! 437 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:57,709 (WHIMPERS) 438 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:04,417 Aah! 439 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:05,750 Crazy training 440 00:12:05,751 --> 00:12:07,041 exercise, huh? 441 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,000 Feels pretty real. 442 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:10,083 - (SCOFFS) - Oh, Sam. 443 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,083 - You are a lot. - Of amazing things, 444 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,229 A liar isn't 445 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:14,333 one of them. 446 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:22,375 Spill it! 447 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:25,041 Ah... 448 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,166 - Look out! - (SCREAMS) 449 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:31,625 Sam! 450 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,688 Mom! 451 00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:33,709 Ah! 452 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:37,125 (ROARS) 453 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:38,667 Heard screams. 454 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,208 Mom! 455 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:44,041 Oh. All good? 456 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,625 Very. 457 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:46,854 (COUGHS) 458 00:12:46,855 --> 00:12:48,041 Wow. 459 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,041 - This is one. - For the blog. 460 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:51,562 Here, for my new 461 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,041 favorite Avenger. 462 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:55,041 Cookies! Yes! 463 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,292 Oh, thanks, 464 00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,500 Sam's mom. 465 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,417 - We gotta get you. - Somewhere safe! 466 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:02,875 - But what about. - The Hulk? 467 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,479 Trust me when I say, 468 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,041 Hulk can take care 469 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:06,041 of himself. 470 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:08,041 - Come on! - (YELPS) - Slow down, Sam. 471 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:13,792 I'm in heels! 472 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,563 Hmm. 473 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:21,291 Save you for last. 474 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:25,041 (GRUNTS) 475 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,583 (CLANKS) 476 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,833 Well, 477 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,041 this is humiliating. 478 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,500 - Target acquired... - (GRUNTS) 479 00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:35,125 - Cleaning! - Cleaning! 480 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:38,500 Neutralizing. 481 00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:43,291 (GRUNTING) 482 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,417 Oh, good. 483 00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:45,500 You're alive. 484 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,126 (CHUCKLES) 485 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,709 I thought I crushed you 486 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,709 with my, uh, assets. 487 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:49,896 Mom, stay here 488 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,041 with Hawkeye, please. 489 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,104 Just for a second 490 00:13:53,105 --> 00:13:55,125 while I ask Mr. Stark 491 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:55,125 how to get out of here. 492 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:58,792 (GRUNTS) 493 00:13:58,834 --> 00:13:59,938 Contaminant found. 494 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,041 Ah! 495 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,417 Hawkeye smash! 496 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,542 Nice! 497 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,354 So, any embarrassing 498 00:14:07,355 --> 00:14:09,125 stories about Sam 499 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,812 you'd like to share 500 00:14:10,813 --> 00:14:12,458 while, uh, we're... 501 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,542 Training? 502 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,333 Hmm. 503 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,083 (CHUCKLES) 504 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,500 (LASER BLAST) 505 00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:21,750 - Whoa! - Sam! 506 00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:23,083 It's about time. 507 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,792 - Why aren't you. - In your armor? 508 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,188 You know, forget it. 509 00:14:26,189 --> 00:14:27,542 Mom, right? 510 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,979 You've got to think 511 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:32,375 about your team here, Sam. 512 00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:34,980 I'm going to get fired 513 00:14:34,981 --> 00:14:37,542 and grounded. 514 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,333 Unexpected trip 515 00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:41,083 to the Microverse, huh? 516 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,125 Yup. 517 00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,521 Got to be more fun 518 00:14:44,522 --> 00:14:45,875 than working with ants. 519 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:47,709 Bug off. 520 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:51,125 (GRUNTING) 521 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,604 Sam, you're now officially 522 00:14:52,605 --> 00:14:54,041 the smartest guy in the room. 523 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:56,562 How much smarter do you have 524 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,041 to be to realize this lie 525 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:59,041 has gone too far? 526 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,562 Get in the game, Sam. 527 00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:02,041 (SIGHS) 528 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,041 Mom, stay with the guys. 529 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,041 - I've got to take care. - Of something. 530 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,083 So... 531 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,959 How you liking. 532 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,792 New York so far? 533 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:19,166 There! 534 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,041 Redwing, to me. 535 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,643 - CAPTAIN AMERICA: - The tide is turning. - Against us. 536 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,184 - We need to fall back. - To another room. 537 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:27,041 THOR: Aye. 538 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:30,709 Hope this works. 539 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,667 Falcon. 540 00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,896 (LAUGHS) 541 00:15:34,897 --> 00:15:37,083 Let me be the first 542 00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:37,083 to say, that gun... 543 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,667 - Language! - Vacuums really well. 544 00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:41,125 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 545 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:45,166 (YELPS) 546 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,959 (LAUGHS) 547 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,334 Do you have something 548 00:15:48,335 --> 00:15:49,667 to say to me? 549 00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:51,021 Samuel? 550 00:15:51,022 --> 00:15:52,333 Wait. 551 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,291 You knew? 552 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,041 - I don't know. - Which is worse. 553 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,709 - That you think. - Your mother's dumb. 554 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,125 Or that I'm blind. 555 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,125 I have a blog. 556 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,458 Uh, not to break this up, 557 00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:03,750 but we need to get 558 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,750 the situation contained. 559 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:05,208 - (RUMBLING) - (WHIMPERS) 560 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:09,166 What was that? 561 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,125 SAM: Whoa! 562 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:15,250 Somebody fix me! 563 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,251 - We're going to need. - A bigger containment gun. 564 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,125 - (SCREAMS) - (DOG BARKING) 565 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,792 Aah! 566 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,667 I know my strengths, 567 00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:29,500 Sam, but physics isn't 568 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:29,500 my strongest suit. 569 00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:31,042 If we're going to stop this, 570 00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:32,542 it has to be you. 571 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,375 - My upgrade isn't. - Going to be enough. 572 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:35,542 And the vacuum 573 00:16:35,543 --> 00:16:36,667 containment chamber 574 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,667 in Tony's lab 575 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,292 doesn't have 576 00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:39,875 the capacity for this 577 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:39,875 many particles either. 578 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,396 We need to get Ant-Man 579 00:16:41,397 --> 00:16:42,875 back from the Microverse 580 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,875 to modify it. 581 00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:47,959 Then do it. 582 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,313 Okay, Cap. 583 00:16:49,314 --> 00:16:50,625 Need your shield. 584 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,313 The vibranium apparently 585 00:16:52,314 --> 00:16:53,959 neutralizes the effects 586 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,959 of the Pym particles. 587 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,333 And with this copper wire, 588 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,393 - I'm essentially turning it. - Into a particle magnet. 589 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,792 Hawkeye, I need you, Cap, 590 00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,166 and Thor to guard the hold. 591 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,333 Nothing gets in or out. 592 00:17:03,334 --> 00:17:04,458 Particles or otherwise. 593 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,833 Sure thing. 594 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,166 Cold. 595 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,667 There you go. 596 00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:10,105 Should give you more 597 00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:11,500 barrier latitude, Cap. 598 00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:11,500 Uh, thanks? 599 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,041 - Mom? - Yeah, honey? 600 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,687 Want to see something 601 00:17:14,688 --> 00:17:16,291 really cool? 602 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,041 (LAUGHS) 603 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,562 Now, this is why 604 00:17:19,563 --> 00:17:21,041 I came to visit! 605 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,125 Avenger Moms, 606 00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,166 assemble. 607 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,166 - Please don't. - Say that, Mom. 608 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,500 And can you stop moving? 609 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:27,792 I brought you to keep you safe 610 00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:31,397 not to drop you into 611 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,959 nature's building blocks. 612 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:41,208 There they are! 613 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,792 Oh, hi. 614 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:44,333 Falcon's mom, 615 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:44,333 I presume. 616 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,917 - You can call me. - Darlene. 617 00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,834 - Later. - There's a breach. - In the tower. 618 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,726 - And we need to lock. - These particles down fast. 619 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,390 - Well, there's. - A good thought finally. 620 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,646 One question. 621 00:17:52,647 --> 00:17:53,875 How do you propose 622 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,875 we get back to... 623 00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,041 Oh, I don't know... 624 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,041 Normal size? 625 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,542 With this. 626 00:17:58,583 --> 00:17:59,771 Did you mod my gun? 627 00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:00,959 Yup. 628 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,021 Who wants 629 00:18:02,022 --> 00:18:03,041 to go first? 630 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,041 Him. 631 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:09,333 Him. 632 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:15,834 Now, Cap! 633 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,250 Good to have you back. 634 00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,771 Good to be back. 635 00:18:18,772 --> 00:18:20,250 Quick thinking, 636 00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:20,250 for a liaison. 637 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,583 Look, Tony, I'm sorry. 638 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,750 Oh, I'm sure we'll think 639 00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:24,875 of a torturous laundry list 640 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,434 - of duties for you. - To make this up to me, 641 00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,521 But first... 642 00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:28,583 Let's get the Hulk. 643 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,833 Ow! I'm getting 644 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,041 a cramp! (GROANS) 645 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,562 Do you know what happens 646 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:36,041 when this gun reaches 647 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:36,041 critical mass? 648 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,229 Uh, yeah. 649 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,375 The world ends. 650 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,896 Can you modify the vacuum 651 00:18:39,897 --> 00:18:41,375 collection chamber in the lab 652 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:43,333 - before that. - Actually happens? 653 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:44,563 Done. Now, go bring 654 00:18:44,564 --> 00:18:45,750 the Hulk down a peg... 655 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,041 Or 40. 656 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:52,041 (GROANS) 657 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:55,041 Hulk, say cheese! 658 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,875 (WHIRRING) 659 00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,041 Don't! 660 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,417 Puny fly! 661 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:09,458 (WHIRRING) 662 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,458 (SCREAMS) 663 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:19,500 (SPLASHES) 664 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:22,292 Come on. 665 00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:25,041 Just a little more. 666 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:25,041 Hold on. 667 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,000 - (LAUGHS) - That's my boy! 668 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:32,291 Get it done, Sam! 669 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,041 - Now! - Hurry! 670 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:42,083 (GRUNTS) 671 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:48,041 (RUMBLING) 672 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,875 (BOTH GROAN) 673 00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,396 I think I'm just going 674 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,875 to lay here for a while. 675 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:53,917 Want your mom 676 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:54,918 to tuck you in? 677 00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:57,000 I now see why you 678 00:19:57,001 --> 00:19:59,041 work with ants. 679 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,792 (GIGGLES) 680 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,542 Mom, quit! 681 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,041 You're embarrassing me. 682 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,542 It's the least I can do 683 00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:07,000 for you lying to me. 684 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,062 Yeah. That was 685 00:20:08,063 --> 00:20:09,083 a big mistake. 686 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,854 And if I thought you 687 00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:12,583 hadn't been through 688 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,583 enough pain for that lie, 689 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,041 I would be furious. 690 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,792 But look, Sam. 691 00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:17,938 When you started this whole. 692 00:20:17,939 --> 00:20:19,041 S.H.I.E.L.D. adventure, 693 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,041 - I had to give Fury. - My permission. 694 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,041 - Permission? - Uh... 695 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,562 Of course. 696 00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:28,041 Sam is only 17. 697 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,333 Ah-ha. And now, 698 00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,583 you're sorry. 699 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,792 The point is, Fury 700 00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:34,959 told me when you 701 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:34,959 became an Avenger. 702 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,021 And I didn't 703 00:20:36,022 --> 00:20:37,041 make a peep. 704 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,271 Even when you 705 00:20:38,272 --> 00:20:39,458 lied about it. 706 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,771 I thought you'd be worried. 707 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,041 That you'd say no. 708 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,041 Of course, I worry. 709 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,959 It's my job. 710 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,896 But it is also my job 711 00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,792 to believe in you. 712 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,230 To help you 713 00:20:51,231 --> 00:20:52,625 follow your dreams. 714 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:53,751 To let you fly. 715 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,834 Ha! 716 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,083 Because he is a Falcon. 717 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,375 Funny! 718 00:20:57,376 --> 00:20:58,625 (GROANS) 719 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,625 Not now. 720 00:20:58,667 --> 00:20:59,854 Man, you really need 721 00:20:59,855 --> 00:21:01,041 to take a comedy 722 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,041 class or something. 723 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,291 Timing? 724 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,125 You're an Avenger, Sam. 725 00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:05,917 My favorite Avenger. 726 00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:07,041 No offense, Hulk. 727 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,813 Just keep making 728 00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:10,542 me cookies. 729 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,542 We're good. 730 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,458 - I'll never lie. - To you again, Mom. 731 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,542 I promise. 732 00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:14,583 For real. 733 00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,063 I know. 734 00:21:16,064 --> 00:21:17,500 Okay, enough mush. 735 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,083 - Are you superheroes. - Or what? 736 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,417 Now, get in here, guys. 737 00:21:20,418 --> 00:21:21,709 All of you. 738 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,438 I need at least one proper 739 00:21:23,439 --> 00:21:25,125 photo to mark the occasion. 740 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,854 Everybody say, 741 00:21:26,855 --> 00:21:28,542 "Near death experience!" 742 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,792 ALL: Near death 743 00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:31,000 experience!