Previously on WandaVision... 19
You made no effort to conceal your abilities. 20
- Well, I'm tired of hiding, Vis. - What aren't you telling me? 21
You have to stop her. 22
Just make her stop! 23
You can't control me the way you do them. 24
Can't I? 25
She has the world's only vibranium synthezoid 26
playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Suburbia. 27
What happens when he learns the truth? 28
You've taken an entire town hostage. 29
Well, I'm not the one with the guns, Director. 30
I had a brother. 31
His name was Pietro. 32
He was killed by Ultron. 33
Long lost bro get to 34
squeeze his stinkin' sister to death or what? 35
She recast Pietro? 36
*Wanda Wanda Vision* 37
*Don't try to fight the chaos Don't question what you've done* 39
*The game can try to play us* 40
*Don't let it stop the fun* 41
*Some days it's all confusion* 42
*Easy come and easy go But if it's all illusion* 44
*Sit back, enjoy the show* 45
*Let's keep it going* 46
*Let's keep it going* 47
*Through each distorted day* 49
*Let's keep it going* 50
*Though there may be no way of knowing* 52
*Who's coming by to play* 54
Halloween's a magical holiday. 55
All about family, friends, 56
and the thrill of getting to be someone else for a day. 57
Wrong! Halloween's about candy. 58
And scaring people, but mostly candy. 59
Where's your costume, Tommy? 60
This is my costume. I'm the cool twin. 61
What does that make me? 62
A dorksaurus rex. 63
Not a real dinosaur. 64
Man. 65
He even snores cool. 66
- I'm gonna go wake him up. - Don't! 67
You scared? 68
He's our uncle. Why would I be scared? 69
'Cause it's four o'clock in the afternoon. 70
You're secretly afraid he's a vampire. 71
- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 72
No, I'm not. 73
Blood is thicker than water! I show you! 74
Somebody better be bleeding, broken, or on fire. 75
Mom. Are you old Red Riding Hood? 76
I'm a Sokovian fortune teller. 77
That is so... 78
- Rad. - ...lame. 79
"Lame." 80
Worse than the costumes mom made us the year we got typhus. 83
That's not exactly how I remember it. 84
You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma. 85
Mom has been weird since Uncle Pietro got here. 86
I think it's because she hasn't seen him in a long time. 87
And he's what you call, "A man child." 88
Sweet costume bro-ham-in-law. 89
Let me guess. Uh, traffic light. 90
Half-shucked corn. 91
A booger! 92
- Yes. - Yes! 93
Well, thank you for humoring me 94
and wearing this ridiculous get-up, honey. 95
Well, there were no other clothes in my closet, so... 96
You are incorrigible, darling. 97
I know you have a secret thing for Mexican wrestlers. 98
Mi gusta mucho. 99
Chili con carne. 100
What do you say, boys? 101
Who's ready for that first hit of high fructose corn syrup? 102
- Yes! Headlock! - Get out of here, get out of here. 103
Never told me much about your brother. 104
I had no idea he'd be so... 105
Go! 106
Great with kids. 107
Yeah. He's just full of surprises. 108
Well, you have fun tonight, darling. 109
What? What do you mean? You're all dressed and ready to go. 110
I'm undercover. 111
Halloween is a bacchanal for adolescent trouble-makers 112
and the neighborhood watch is the only thing that stands 113
between the trees and the toilet paper. 114
- No, that's not what you're supposed to-- - What? 115
Well... 116
You didn't tell me you had plans. 117
Well, I am telling you now. 118
Mom and Dad have been, not fighting, just, like, different. 119
It's their first Halloween. You have to be there. 120
What's the big dealio? 121
Big guy has a conflict, twins need a father figure for the night. 122
Don't sweat it, sis. I got the old XY chromosome. 123
Uncle P to the rescue, huh? 124
There you go. Problem solved. 125
You have a spooky time tonight, kids. 126
- Goodnight, Dad! - Bye, Dad. 127
Wanda? 128
Be good. 129
I smell crime. 130
Don't do that! 131
Where do you keep your water balloons? 132
What? We don't have water balloons. 133
Where are we gonna put all this shaving cream? 134
- It was Billy's idea. - I'm Tommy. 135
And don't you forget it! 136
You don't even have a costume. 137
Okay, but... Just remember that this is a respectable family. 138
If I see any funny business, 139
I am going to magic you into a pickled herring. 140
I wanna see a full work-up inside the hour. 141
- Yes, sir. - Hayward. 142
Hayward! 143
You cut us off at the knees, sending in that missile. 144
Now we know who we're dealing with. 145
Hey, there he is. 146
The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad. 147
You work for me? 148
- I actually don't know. - She's with me. 149
I see. And which one of you is the sassy best friend? 150
There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues 151
when you're about to start a war you can't win. 152
Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us. 153
We take her out, this whole nightmare ends. 154
We don't know that. 155
We actually have no idea 156
what will happen in there or out here if Wanda dies. 157
So, what? We just surrender to that? 158
Not happening. 159
We can't outgun her. 160
And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. 161
If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution. 162
Captain Rambeau, you have become an impediment to this mission. 163
Constantly advocating on behalf of super-powered individuals. 164
Yes, I know your history with Carol Danvers. 165
You know, you people who left, 166
still have the luxury of optimism. 167
You have no idea what it was like. 168
What it took to keep the lights on. 169
Don't use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward. 170
Maybe it's a good thing you weren't here when your mother died. 171
Because clearly you don't have the stomach for this job. 172
Get her off my base. Now. All of 'em. 173
All right. Come on. Let's go. 174
Hayward is way overstepping his provisional authority. 175
He was looking for a reason to sideline us. 176
He's up to something. 177
Let's go. Everybody in! 178
Why didn't anyone tell me the plan? 179
- You okay? - Yeah. Let's move. 181
This is it. Game time. 182
It's not a competition, Tommy. 183
- It is if you're a winner. - Tommy. 184
Unleash hell, demon spawn. 185
Do you remember when we were at the orphanage 186
after mom and dad died? 187
What was the name of that 188
kid who was always trying to steal your boots? 189
You know, he was the one... He had the... He had the skin thing. 190
You're testing me. 191
No, I'm not. 192
Hey, it's cool. I know I look different. 193
Why do you... look different? 194
You tell me. I mean, if I found Shangri-La, 195
I wouldn't wanna be reminded of the past either. 196
Next house, Mom. 197
Junior entrepreneur, over here. 198
How about you let Uncle P 199
help you maximize your candy acquisition, huh? 200
Yeah. Kick-ass! 201
"I feel the need..." 202
"For speed." 203
Kick-ass. 204
Oh, hey, Herb. 205
How's patrol going? 206
Eh, quiet, so far. Hold up, will you? 207
Say again. 208
All the candy has disappeared? 209
What? Who took my candy? 210
And now all the jack-o'-lanterns have been smashed. 211
And now everyone's covered in silly string? 212
Sorry, Wanda, I gotta bounce. 213
Well, maybe Vision can help you out. 214
Vision? Oh, he's not on duty. 215
Oh! I... I thought he... 216
Is there something I can do for you, Wanda? 217
Do you want something changed? 218
No. It's fine. Never mind. 219
All right. Peace. 220
Hey! How's it going? 221
Happy Halloween. 222
I'm so hungry, I'd eat anything. 223
Hungry? I remember hungry. 224
I used to be like that all the time. 225
What did you do? 226
Snacked on Yo-Magic, bro. 228
Now I have time to hang fin. 229
Can I have some? 230
Here you go, little dude. 232
Yo-Magic! The snack for survivors! 235
This is so lame. 236
I can't believe you're making them return all the candy. 237
I can't believe what a bad influence you are. 238
Who beefed in your borscht? 239
I'm just trying to do my part, okay? 240
Come to town unexpectedly, 241
create tension with the brother-in-law, 242
stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief. 243
I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it? 244
What happened to your accent? 245
What happened to yours? 246
Details are fuzzy, man. 247
I got shot like a chump on the street for no reason at all 248
and the next thing I know, I heard you calling me. 249
I knew you needed me. 250
Uncle P, guess what? 251
They've got full-size candy bars a few blocks up. Mom, can we go? 252
Next stop, Cavity Town. 253
Right on, little dude. 254
Chip off the old Maximoff block. 255
You've got super speed! 256
- I do? - Yeah! 257
It's okay, baby. 258
You can take it slow, and you can-- 259
If you're gonna break the sound barrier, 260
please just take your brother with you. 261
- Really? - Really? 262
Really. Yeah. And please just remember to-- 263
Don't go past Ellis Avenue. 264
We know, Mom. We know. 265
Hey! Be careful. 266
I'm just trying to do my part, okay? 267
Come to town unexpectedly, 268
create tension with the brother-in-law... 269
Who is that? 270
Wanda's brother came to town. 271
He brought the wrong face. 272
Over here. 273
- What happened to your accent? - What happened to yours? 274
We shouldn't hang out here too long. 275
Uh, give me two seconds. 276
I just need to hack into the secure network on the base. 277
Donezo. 278
Now, should be able to access the data 279
on Hayward's devices. 280
Oh. That's interesting. 281
Guys, Hayward figured out a way to look through the boundary. 282
And he didn't share it with the group. 283
Is this Wanda, right here? 284
No. The program is tracking the decay signature of vibranium. 285
Vision. Wait. 286
Why is Hayward tracking Vision? 287
I don't know. This is all I can access so far. 288
These other dots, those are Westview residents? 289
The ones in Vision's immediate vicinity, yeah. 290
So Hayward must have an accurate headcount by now. 291
And some sense of their well-being. 292
These people, near the edge of town... 293
They're barely moving. 294
Are they alive? 296
Say, excuse me. 297
Ma'am? 298
Are those your children? 299
Are you waiting for something? 300
Happy Halloween! 301
Trick-or-treat? 302
Agnes? 303
What are you doing here? 304
Town Square Scare. Where is it? 305
Oh, well, the Town Square. I expect. 306
Took a wrong turn. 307
Got lost. 308
In the town you grew up in? 309
It's all right. 310
You... 311
You're one of the Avengers. 312
You're Vision. 313
Are you here to help us? 314
I am Vision. I do want to help. 315
But what's an Avenger? 316
What? 317
Why don't you know? 318
Am I dead? 319
No, no. Why would you think that? 320
Because you are. 321
'Cause I'm what? 322
Dead. 323
Dead. 324
Dead! 325
Dead! 326
Agnes, it is my intention to reach those outside of Westview 327
and make sense of our situation. 328
How? 329
No one leaves. 330
Wanda won't even let us think about it. 331
All is lost. 332
Agnes... 333
Agnes, please calm down. 334
Agnes! Please... 335
I will fix this, Agnes. I promise. 336
Okey-dokey, neighbor. 337
Happy Halloweenie! 340
That's it. 341
My way back into the Hex will be here in an hour. 342
Just gotta meet my guy over the ridge. 343
Let's roll. 344
You can't do that. 345
Sure we can. I'm a whiz at hot-wiring cars. 346
You can't go back into the Hex. 347
Worst case scenario, 348
Wanda removes my free will and puts me in ultra-low-rise jeans. 349
Hayward has your blood work. 350
You've gone through the boundary twice already, Monica. 351
The energy inside has re-written your cells 352
on a molecular level twice. 353
It's changing you. 354
Seen enough lab results to last me a lifetime. 355
Cells metastasizing, cells in remission. 356
I know what Wanda's feeling and I won't stop until I help her. 357
Okay. 358
Okay. 359
But I'm staying here. 360
You can't stay here. 361
- It's not safe. - What? Darcy, what are you talkin' about? 362
I haven't made it through Hayward's last firewall. 363
There's something big here. 364
Something that can help us. I know it. 365
Fine. Fine. 366
I'll drop you the location, 367
you meet us out there as soon as you can. 368
Holy shmacaroni. 369
Isn't it great? 370
Damn it, if Westview, New Jersey isn't charming as hell. 371
Now, I know that you think that I've have gone full soccer mom. 373
- Yeah. - But it really is nice, right? 374
Yeah. 375
I think Mom and Dad would've loved it. 376
Yeah. I think they would have. 377
Where were you hiding these kids up till now? 378
- What? - I assume 379
they were sleeping peacefully in their beds. 380
No need to traumatize beyond 381
the occasional holiday episode cameo, right? 382
- No... - You were always the empathetic twin. 383
- I don't... I didn't... - Don't get me wrong. 384
You've handled the ethical considerations 385
of this scenario as best you could. 386
Families and couples stay together, 387
most personalities aren't far off from what's underneath, 388
people got better jobs, 389
better haircuts, for sure. 390
You don't think it's wrong? 391
What, are you kidding? 392
I'm impressed! Seriously. 393
It's a big leap from giving people nightmares 394
and shooting red wiggly-woos out of your hands. 395
How'd you even do all this? 396
Hey, I'm not some stranger 397
and I'm not your husband. 398
You can talk to me. 399
I don't know how I did it. 400
I... 401
I only remember feeling completely alone. 402
Empty. I just... 403
Endless nothingness. 404
Are you okay? 405
I'm fine. 408
Hayward, you sneaky bastard. 410
Move out. 411
Vision. What's he doing? 413
He really does want out, doesn't he? 414
Oh, no. 415
Why aren't you helping him? 416
Stop! He's coming apart! 417
He really does want out doesn't he? 418
Whoa, Billy! 419
Are you okay? 420
Mom! 421
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! 422
What? What is it, Billy? 423
I hear Dad in my head. He's in trouble. 424
Let me go! What are you doing? 425
Help him! Let me go! 426
Help! 427
The people need help. 428
I don't understand. What's happening to me? 429
Where is he? Where's your dad? 430
Hey, don't sweat it, sis. 431
It's not like your dead husband can die twice. 432
Billy, I need you to focus. 433
I can't tell. I see these... 434
...soldiers. 435
They think he's dying. 436
Jimmy. Jimmy, do you see that? Something's happening! 437
It's moving! Go, go! 438
Go, go, go! Move, move, move! 439
Are you serious right now? 440
Hey! Stop! 441
Oh, fudge. 443
Push it! Faster! 448
Come in. Anyone read me? 449
Anyone hear my voice? 450
Does anyone read me? 451
Anyone read me? Over.