结束了 It's over.
我们知道你的身份了 We know who you are.
你的盟友都死了 Your allies are all dead.
你失败了 You failed.
我已经证明了我能克服死亡 I've already proven to you that I can defy death.
我会复活她的 I'm just gonna bring her back.
到时候 我的米德女士会陪我一起看着你死 And when I do, my Ms. Mead will stand by me as we watch you die.
你可以去地狱一趟 但你不会在那儿找到她的 You can certainly go to Hell, but you won't find her there.
你做了什么 What have you done?
她的灵魂被只有我能打破的咒语隐藏了 Her soul is hidden by a spell only I can break.
你再也见不到她了 You'll never see her again.
你就剩一个人了 You're alone.
我从不是一个人 I'm never alone.
我还有我父亲 I have my father.
他现在在哪 Where is he now?
他为什么任由这种事发生 Why did he let this happen?
你不非得走上 You don't have to follow this path
你父亲为你指的路 your father laid out for you.
你可以自己决定命运 You can write your own destiny.
你还可以回头的 You can still turn away.
你心中人性尚存 There's humanity in you.
我看得出 I see it.
如果你跟我走 If you come with me,
或许我们可以找到它 maybe we can find it.
一起找到 Together.
不管怎样 Somehow,
不管用什么办法 我都会复活她的 some way, I am gonna bring her back.
然后我要把你们都杀干净 And then I'm gonna kill every last one of you.
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我不要再往前走了 I'm not going any further.
父亲 告诉我该怎么办 我会做的 Father, tell me what to do, and I'll do it.
如果你不对我说话 我就不出圈 I'm not leaving this circle until you talk to me.
他们都死了 They're gone.
男巫 The warlocks,
我的米德女士 my Ms. Mead.
被女巫烧死在了柱子上 Burned alive at the stake by the witches.
直到烧成 Until nothing was left
一团灰烬和黑烟 but ash and smoke.
告诉我该怎么做 You tell me what to do...
否则就让我死在这儿吧 or you let me die here.
四天后
你想要葡萄味儿的芬达吗 Would you like a grape Fanta?
-不 我在执行任务 -你饿了 - No, I'm on a mission. - You're hungry.
你需要营养 You need nourishment.
吃苹果吧 很美味 Take an apple. It's so juicy.
很美味 It's so juicy.
我得跟我父亲谈谈 I have to talk to my father.
你什么都不用做 我们欢迎每个人 You don't have-- you don't have to do anything. All are welcome.
来到光明里吧 Come to the light.
别烦我 Leave me alone.
你任我死去 You left me to die.
为什么这么对我 Why you do this to me?
你任我死去 被烧死 You left me to die. To burn.
被烧死 To burn.
我好怕 I'm afraid.
你不是真的 You're not real.
这都不是真的 None of this is re-real.
别听她的 Don't listen to her.
你做得很好 You've done a great job.
不 No.
我失败了 I failed.
我迷失了 我不明白我的使命 I'm lost. I don't understand my purpose.
你完全符合我们的期待 You're everything we expected.
是始 是终 The Alpha and the Omega.
是现在 是曾经 Who is, who was,
还是未来 and who is to come.
骗人 Liar!
上帝爱你 God loves you.
你是我父亲吗 Are you my father?
你想要我怎么样 What do you want from me?!
我该怎么做 What am I supposed to do?!
我他妈该怎么做 Fuck am I supposed to do?
迷路了吗 You lost?
各位 People.
听好了 Listen the fuck up.
虽然我们有个蠢蛋总统 Just because we have a president who's a total douchenozzle
全球变暖也在加剧 and global warming is getting worse,
不代表你们就可以懒洋洋地坐在这里 that doesn't mean you can sit here on your lazy asses
大喊几声"撒旦万岁"就行了 and holler out a few "Hail Satans."
你觉得世界末日会像 You think end-time's just gonna show up
疱疹一样自己出现吗 like a herpes sore?
我受够了向一群乖孩子说教 So tired of preaching to the goddamn choir.
你们还有哪里不懂 你们知道怎么回事 What aren't you getting? You know the drill.
反基督会乘着一波罪孽而来 The Antichrist is gonna ride in on a wave of sin,
而我们弱鸡得可怜 and all we have here is a weak piss dribble.
谁帮帮我啊 我都想 Somebody, please help me out. I'm about ready
戳瞎自己的眼睛了 好不用 to gouge out my own eyes so I don't have to look
再看到你们这群怂包信众 at this weak-ass congregation anymore.
我需要听到罪孽 I need to hear some sins.
我需要感觉到我们在为他铺路 I need to feel we're making way for him.
你 You.
你有什么罪孽 What are your sins?
你本周做了什么迎来他的事 What did you do to usher him in this week?
我在工作的地方的收银台偷了一百块 I stole a hundred dollars from my register at work.
不是吧 化整误差也算 Seriously? A fucking rounding error?
你觉得这足以打开 You think that's gonna open up
地狱之门吗 the Gates of Hell?
我睡了我小姨子 I slept with my wife's sister.
我都见过比你更邪恶的糟糕拉皮 I've seen bad face-lifts that are more evil than you.
你们想知道我这周做了什么吗 You want to know what I did this week?
你们想获得启发吗 You want to be inspired?
想知道我在怎么加速末日的到来吗 You want to know how I'm helping bring end-times?
我抢了一家养老院 I robbed a nursing home
还把钱都给了全国步枪协会 and I gave all the money to the NRA.
下周 我要感觉到点邪恶 Next week I need to feel some evil.
我需要感到恶心 I need to be repulsed.
我需要觉得恶心得要死 I need to feel sick to my stomach.
我要获得激励 I want to be inspired!
算了 好了 Whatever. Okay.
我们念几句经文吧 Let's speak in tongues for a hot sec and...
表达一下尊重 show some respect.
我现在没有钱 I don't have any money right now.
看上去也没有食物 Or any food from the looks of it.
你已经多久没吃饭了 孩子 How long has it been since you ate, kid?
关你什么事 What's it to you?
就是 Just...
想帮助一位信徒 trying to help out a fellow believer.
这样吧 You know...
等仪式结束了 after the service...
我可以给你弄点吃的 I could fix you something.
我家离这里只有几个街区 My place is only a couple of blocks from here.
你真是太好心了 That's actually really nice of you.
没办法 What can I say?
人无完人嘛 Nobody's perfect.
你叫什么 孩子 What's your name, kid?
迈克尔 Michael.
你肯定饿坏了 You must have been starving.
我见过很多你这样的年轻人来我们教堂 I seen a lot of young people like you come to our church
因为我们在点评网上的五星好评 off the five stars on Yelp
和入口处的免费甜甜圈 and the free doughnut at check-in.
他们都有跟你一样的表情 They all had the same look you do.
害怕 寻觅 Scared. Searching.
质疑一切的意义 Questioning what the hell this all means.
那么 So...
说说你的故事 what's your story?
你怎么会落得一个人 How did you end up all alone
来到我们亲爱的撒旦的门口 and at our beloved Satan's doorstep?
我父亲抛弃了我 My father abandoned me.
我母亲企图杀我 And my mother tried to kill me.
人性 Humanity...
都是狗屁 is shit.
这个世界就是一个扭曲的罪恶与混乱黑洞 This world is a twisted black hole of sin and chaos,
所以崇拜撒旦才是未来的出路 and that's why Satanism is the way of the future.
我们是世界上成长最快的宗教 We are the fastest-growing religion in the world,
所以我们需要你这样的人 so we need people like you--
聪明 热切的下一代 bright, eager, the next generation--
帮助我们传播路西法的话语 to help spread the word of Lucifer.
因为这个美丽的秘密是这样的 宝贝 'Cause here's the beautiful secret, babe.
你一旦接受了我们的本质 Once you embrace that at our core
即每一个人都是 we are degenerate, rotten beings,
堕落腐朽的 every last one of us...
你就自由了 you'll be free.
撒旦崇拜 Satanism...
就是要屈服于自己的欲望 is about giving in to your urges,
接受自己的罪恶 你真实的本性 embracing sin, your true nature.
我把我的灵魂卖给了恶魔 I sold my soul to the Devil,
他给了我想要的一切 and he gave me everything I ever wanted.
你卖掉了自己的灵魂 You sold your soul?
你签了血契吗 Did you sign a contract in blood?
我在一场黑弥撒中做了笔交易 I made a deal in a Black Mass, as one does.
通过祈祷 Through prayer.
我说的祷告就是 And by prayer-- I mean...
杀人 真的奏效了 killing people-- it works.
你眼前的一切就是证据 You're standing in the proof.
我献出了自己的灵魂 然后... I offered up my soul, and...
他给我了这一切 he gave me all this.
无以伦比的财富 Riches beyond compare.
我有拉兹男孩的家具 I've got a... a La-Z-Boy,
包含所有高级频道的有线电视 a-a cable package with all the premium channels.
我想注射多少海洛因 I shoot up heroin
就注射多少 而且没有瘾 as much as I want, and I never get the sweats.
每周三晚布拉德·皮特都会来我家 And every Wednesday night Brad Pitt comes over
和我一直翻云覆雨到天亮 and fucks me till the sun comes up.
每周五晚是瑞安·雷诺兹 On Friday nights I get Ryan Reynolds.
这么说就是这样了 So that's all it is, then.
撒旦就是肉体上的欢愉 Satan is carnal pleasure.
不 Hell no.
我们有着更崇高的目标 We've got a greater purpose.
我们在朝着末日的开端前进 We are moving towards the beginning of the end.
我们的救世主就要来到了 Our savior is coming.
撒旦之子将会 The spawn of Satan will...
带领我们跳下悬崖迎接末日 lead us off the cliff and into the end-times.
我们只需让世界变得足够邪恶让撒旦降临 We just have to make things terrible enough for him to rise.
我们就是 We are the fetid,
供撒旦绽放的 rancid, contaminated soil
恶臭腐烂的污泥 from which he will bloom.
之后他将把我们投入 And then plunge us
永恒的黑暗之中 in eternal darkness
让我们能在永恒的地狱之火中与撒旦同行 so that we can walk with Satan in eternal hellfire.
我真的不想泼你冷水 I hate to break it to you...
但你的等待是徒劳的 but you're waiting in vain.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我就是你在等的那个人 I'm the one you're waiting for.
你怎敢如此亵渎撒旦 How dare you blaspheme!
在你杀了我前 亲爱的信徒 Well, before you kill me, dear believer...
好好看看我 see me.
撒旦万岁 Hail Satan!
我们的救世主已经降临 Our savior has risen!
*变化无常* *Semper crescis*
*盈虚交替* *Aut decrescis*
*可恶的生活* *Vita detestabilis*
*把苦难和幸福交织在一起* *Nunc obdurat et tunc curat ludo mentis aciem*
*我的健康和美德被命运摧残着* *Sors salutis et virtutis michi nun contraria*
*摧残着* *Contraria*
*因为命运* *Quod per sortem*
*也已被命运击垮* *Sternit fortem*
*要把痛苦* *Mecum omnes*
*全部消灭* *Plangite!*
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
掌声感谢 全是罪人志愿者合唱团 the volunteer All-Sinners choir!
他们很懂如何呼唤地狱 对吗孩子们 They really know how to raise some hell, don't they, kids?
撒旦万岁 Hail Satan!
你会问 为什么他们每次唱歌都会下雨 And, you ask, why does it rain every time they sing?
因为上帝尿裤子了 Because God is pissing in his pants.
撒旦万岁 Hail Satan!
既然我们现在心情好 Well, now that we're in the mood,
你们准备好参加传统的活人献祭仪式了吗 are you ready for an old-fashioned human sacrifice?
-太好了 -黑弥撒 - Yeah! - Black Mass...
你就是一切 you are everything!
这位叫莱缇莎 This is Leticia.
她是一名社会工作者 She is a social worker.
她的一生 都奉献在 And she's dedicated her entire life
减轻那些不幸之人的痛苦上 to easing the suffering of those less fortunate.
你个臭婊子 Bitch, please.
希欧多尔 Theodore...
无国界医生组织的终身会员 is a lifelong member of Doctors Without Borders.
这真是太宝贵了 Isn't that just too precious?
除去他们两个 我觉得整个世界 Minus the two of them, I think the world will be
会变得有些糟糕 a little bit shittier.
所以我们还在等什么 So why waste any more time?
今天有幸杀人的是 The honor of today's killing goes
一位新成员 菲尔 to a new member-- Phil.
去吧 菲尔 Go, Phil!
菲尔 向我们介绍一下你自己 Phil, tell us a little something about yourself.
我之前是高客网的总会计师 Well, I was the chief accountant at Gawker before, you know...
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-发生了那件事之后 -真是太惨了 - that whole thing. - Ugh! Ouch.
然后我女朋友离开了我 Then my girlfriend left me,
我的生活变得一团糟 and my life turned to shit...
直到我看到了黑暗 until I saw the darkness.
你准备好把你的灵魂交给撒旦了吗 Are you ready to pledge your soul to Satan?
时刻准备着 Am I ever.
他们都是你的了 They're all yours.
撒旦万岁 Hail Satan!
撒旦万岁 Hail Satan.
别让我失望 菲尔 Don't let me down, Phil.
等等 Wait!
这个杀人的荣誉属于别人 This honor belongs to someone else.
别人 Someone else?
他叫迈克尔 His name is Michael.
他是 He's...
我们的新成员 new here.
即使他愿意交出自己的灵魂 Well, even if he's willing to sell his soul,
他为什么不在之前... why should he go before...?
迈克尔不需要交出自己的灵魂 Michael doesn't need to sell his soul.
世界末日 The end-times
由我们掌控 are upon us.
看 Behold.
野兽的印记 The mark of the beast.
也就是说 Is it possible that...
你就是那个人吗 you're the one?
是我 I am.
撒旦万岁 Hail Satan.
-撒旦万岁 -撒旦万岁 - Hail Satan! - Hail Satan!
是不是太辣了 Is it too spicy?
不辣 挺好吃的 No. It's good.
感谢黑暗之王 Oh, thank the Dark Lord.
这是我妈妈的食谱 It's my mother's recipe.
尝尝通心粉沙拉 Now try the macaroni salad.
不 尝尝土耳其肉丸 No, the turkey meatballs.
我能摸一下你的头发吗 May I touch your hair?
让他好好吃饭 Let the kid eat.
还是有什么问题吗 O-Or is something wrong?
我们能为你做什么 有什么我们能做 What can we get you? What can we do?
每个人各司其职就可以了 I just think everyone should do what you normally do.
享受快乐 Have fun.
像往常一样享受周三的晚餐就可以了 Enjoy your Wednesday potluck dinner like always.
你听见他说的了 You heard him.
我们的贵宾在舒适地吃饭 Our guest of honor eats at his own pace.
虽然我个人喜欢菠菜千层面 Though I can personally vouch for the spinach lasagna.
能看你吃饭是我的荣幸 It would be the honor of my life to watch you eat it.
接下来怎么做 So, what happens next?
可以尝尝你的千层面 Probably your lasagna.
不是这个 No,
我指的是全球歼灭战线 I meant on the global annihilation front.
第一步是什么 What do we do first?
什么时候开始做 When do we do it?
我不确定 I'm not sure.
什么叫你不确定 What do you mean you're not sure?
我不知道要做些什么 I don't know what to do,
也不知道什么时候开始 where to begin.
但你是反基督者 But you're the Antichrist.
所有人都这么说 Which people won't let me forget.
所有人都说我很特别 Everyone keeps saying that I'm special,
都说我是唯一能结束这一切的人 that I'm the only one who can bring about the end-times,
但是却没人告诉我该怎么做 but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual.
而唯一一个总是帮助我的人 And the one person who always helped me,
唯一一个我可以寻求建议的人 who I could always turn to for advice,
也已经离开了 she's gone now.
只剩我一个人了 I have no one.
我想你应该见见其他人 I-I think there's some people you need to see.
谁 Who?
相信我 Just trust me.
我们正处于被遗忘的边缘 迈克尔 We are on the precipice of oblivion, Michael.
现在不能自我怀疑 Now is not the time to bury yourself in doubt.
那位帮助你的人 This person who helped you,
她叫什么 what was her name?
米里亚姆·米德小姐 Ms. Miriam Mead.
我们可以使用私人搜索引擎 We have access to private search engines
它可以找到任何人 that can find anyone.
找到她了 And... there she is.
我们去接她就可以了 We'll just go and pick her up.
这不可能 It's not possible.
我没有能力把她带回来 I'm not powerful enough to bring her back.
至少现在没人能做到 Not anymore, at least.
她死了 She's dead.
死了 Dead?
这我们可以想办法解决 That's something we can work around.
你是撒旦之子 You are the son of Satan.
没有什么人 There is no one
或者什么东西 or no thing
是你不能拥有的 you cannot have.
我不知道为什么 I don't know why
你不告诉我此行的目的地 you won't just tell me exactly where we're going.
对不起 我已经有点儿慌了 I'm sorry. I'm already a little freaked out
我说的太多了 你又这样 I've said too much. And you being who you are...
没关系 It's okay.
你不需要紧张 You don't have to be nervous around me.
我还是初次相见时的那个我 I'm the same guy I was when you met me.
瞎说 That is so not true.
告诉我吧 Just tell me.
好吧 Okay.
我们就像一个机密网络 We are, like, this secret network.
所有人都相互认识 We all know each other.
一个机密网络 里面的人都出卖自己的灵魂 A secret network of people who sold their souls.
是的 Yeah.
还有 And...
如果你把这个网络想成是家酒店 if you think about this network like it's a hotel,
那我现在就带你去顶层公寓 then I am taking you to the penthouse.
没有人会错过 No one is gonna pass up a chance
去见世界最坏之人的机会 to meet the true son of the most foul.
如果有人能帮你重回正轨 那就是他们了 If there is anyone who can help get you back on track, they can.
你不跟我一起来吗 You're not coming with me?
他们只想见你 They're only interested in you.
就直接沿路走到入口 Just... go up the path to the entrance.
一定会给你留下深刻印象 I really think you're gonna be impressed.
至少我希望如此 At least I hope so.
你为什么对我这么好 Why are you so good to me?
我一辈子都在等你 I've waited for you my whole life.
我们都是 We all have.
你能帮我个忙吗 Could I ask you a favor?
任何事都可以 Anything.
等你终于与父亲对话时 When you finally talk to your father,
能不能帮我说些好话 could you maybe put in a good word for me?
当我下地狱时 When I get to Hell,
我想要去到最底层的圈子 I want to be in the lowest circle.
圈子 Circle?
无论构造如何 However it's structured,
我想要在最底层 I want to be in the worst part.
或是最高层 Or the best part.
我想在烈火中燃烧 I want to burn in blistering fire
永远为他效劳 for all eternity in service.
我会尽力而为 I'll see what I can do.
-好吗 -好的 - Okay? - Okay.
撒旦万岁 Hail Satan!
别告诉我只剩下那些了 Tell me that wasn't the last of it.
我订了更多的 你那边怎么样 I ordered more, bruh. How you coming?
快完成了 Almost done.
好了 Okay.
来试一下 Let's try
天啊 这好多了 你做了什么 Holy shit, that's way better. What'd you do?
我稍稍调整了指关节上的反馈传感器 I tweaked the feedback sensors on the finger joints
冲洗了侧面伺服系统 and gave the lateral servos a flush.
下一次自动更新 我们的蒂凡尼和班比用户 The next auto-update, all our Tiffany and Bambi users
都会非常开心 are going to be very happy.
真棒 单单是看着我都勃起了 Fuck yeah, bro. I'm pitching a tent just looking at that.
天啊 Oh, shit!
我们五千位客户的鸡儿被扯断了 Well, 5,000 of our clients just got their dicks ripped off.
没事的没事的 It's okay, it's okay.
我知道问题出在哪 I know what the problem is.
我知道我的问题出在哪 我还需要吸一点 Yeah, I know what my problem is-- I need another fix.
宝贝 我们的毒品要吸完了 Hey, babe, we're spiraling here.
预计什么时候送来 Do you have an ETA?
宝贝 宝贝 Babe? Babe?
宝贝 Babe?
刚刚送到 It's just arriving now.
非常抱歉耽搁了 Terribly sorry for the delay.
我很抱歉 温尼伯女士 I'm so sorry, Ms. Venable.
101路上发生了严重的事故 There was a bad accident on the 101.
不会比把你生下来这个事故还要严重 Not as bad as the accident that brought you into the world,
我可以肯定 I'm sure.
我尽可能块地赶回来了 I got back as fast as I could.
你没必要再骂我一遍 You don't have to insult me again.
我确实没必要 I certainly don't have to.
但为什么我要放弃这个生活中的小乐趣 But why deny myself one of life's simple pleasures?
现在把这放下 Now set that down
动用你所有脑细胞去收拾桌子 and summon all your brain cells to clear your desk.
你不能这样对我 Y-You can't treat people like this.
我要向人力资源部举报你 I'm gonna report you to HR.
我就掌管人力资源 贱人 I am HR, bitch.
以及这里所有其他重要的事情 And everything else that matters around here, too.
帮我个忙 在我眼前消失 Now, do me a favor and get the fuck out of my sight.
伙计 你经常放的这首轻音乐 Dude, this easy listening music
没有一点帮助 you're always playing is not helping.
要我告诉你多少次 How many times do I have to tell you,
不要挑剔我的播放清单 它是最重要的 don't knock the playlist, the playlist is everything.
轻摇滚可以安抚我 让我平静 集中注意力 Light rock is soothing for me, it is calming, it is focusing.
除了可卡因 这是我的可卡因 Other than cocaine, it is my cocaine.
太好了 Yes.
宝贝 你真是个救星 Babe, you're a lifesaver.
我正口着呢 Hey, I was working.
该死 对不起 Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
我忘了 I forgot.
悠着点 Easy.
你们这些家伙怎么不会吸毒过量 How do you guys not OD?
我哪里知道 Oh... hell if I know.
神秘的魔鬼 Devil of a mystery.
那一包狗屎 The package of dog feces
已经送往扎克伯格宅邸了 is on its way to Mr. Zuckerberg's estate--
当然用的是第四类邮件 fourth-class mail, of course.
蕾哈娜的人来过电话 她整个周末都有空 Rihanna's people called-- she'll be available all weekend,
而且我已经买下了这个岛 and I've already purchased the island.
-太好了 -棒 温尼伯女士 -Oh, nice. -Yes. Ms. Venable.
没有你 我们要怎么活 What would our lives be without you?
简直无法想象 Oh, I just can't imagine.
紫色要少得多 A lot less purple.
是 温尼伯女士就喜欢紫色 Yeah, purple's Ms. Venable's thing.
就像你喜欢自我贬低一样 Just as self-abasement is yours.
-精辟 -是啊 - Zinger. - Yeah.
最后 前台 Lastly, the front desk
说这里有位先生要见你 says there's a gentleman here to see you.
显然他声称已经亲自与你 Apparently he claims to have arranged this meeting
-安排了这次会议 -是的 - with you himself. - Uh, yeah.
麻烦你让他坐私人电梯吧 If you could let him in the private elevator, please?
没问题 Certainly.
永远不要叫我 宝贝 Don't ever call me "Babe."
有时候 我确定她讨厌死我们了 Sometimes, I swear, she hates our guts.
伙计 Dude.
你好啊 What's up?
进来吧 超级想见你 Come on in. Dying to meet you.
是的 其实是玛德琳一直在夸你 Yeah, Madelyn's really been talking you up.
那女人真疯 是吧 That lady is whacked, right?
但她似乎完全认定你就是那个人 But she seems totally convinced that you're The One.
没有冒犯的意思 但我觉得你穿的很整齐 No offense, but I thought you'd be a little bit more jacked.
我想象中你应该穿的破破烂烂的 就像 Like, I was picturing you totally ripped, like The--
就像以前的巨石强森那样 like The Rock when he was, you know, The Rock.
那也太老套了 兄弟 Yeah, that's, like, stereotypical, dude.
-什么意思 -太不酷了 - What do you mean? - Yeah, that's not cool.
你叫什么名字来着 Uh, what's your name again?
迈克尔 Michael.
-朗顿 -迈克尔·朗顿 - Langdon. - Michael Langdon.
你得承认这名字有点弱 对吧 I mean, got to admit, that's a little weak, right?
是啊 Yeah.
你不应该起个像魔王一样的名字吗 Shouldn't you be like Beelzebub or some shit like that?
旧伤之类的 Old Scratch?
-伙计 伙计 伙计 -等等 等等 - Oh, dude, dude, dude. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-等等 不 不 兄弟 兄弟 -不 -Wait. No, no, Dude. Dude. -Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ho.
伙计 伙计 不 不 不 Dude, dude. No, no, no.
不 不 不 我们相信你 No, no, no. Uh, we-we-we believe you.
我以为我会尿裤子 It-- you know, I thought I'd be, like, pissing my pants
之类的... or something, and...
我现在跟撒哈拉沙漠一样干 I am dry as the Sahara, bro.
是啊 你得站在我们的立场上看 Yeah. You got to look at it from our shoes here.
我们怎么能知道你是反基督者 I mean, how do we know you're the Antichrist?
是啊 我们怎么能知道 Yeah, how do we know?
是啊 这挺酷的 Yeah, I mean, that's cool,
但这只是你头皮上的纹身 but it's just a tattoo on your scalp.
不 是真的 我能感觉到黑暗 No. It's true. I can feel the darkness.
让我很恶心 就是从他身上散发出来的 It's making me sick and it's coming from him.
-我去 -我了个去 - Oh, shit! - Holy shit!
-撒旦万岁 -撒旦万岁 -Hail Satan. -Hail Satan.
撒旦万岁 Hail Satan.
-撒旦万岁 -撒旦 万岁 撒旦 万岁 -Hail Satan. -Satan, hail. Satan, hail.
兄弟 我们太感谢你父亲了 Dude, we owe everything to your old man.
你知道在找到信仰前 Do you know how much time
我们在硅谷浪费了 we wasted doing the Silicon Valley grind
-多少时间吗 -多年来我们每天工作20小时 - before we found our faith? - For years we worked 20 hours
那研发部跟我们签了保密协议 a day in R&D for a company whose nondisclosure agreements
所以名字我们不能提 prevent us from mentioning by name.
但埃隆给了我们荣誉吗 But did Elon give us any credit?
有提升的机会吗 Any opportunity for advancement?
-没有 -没有 补救计划来了伙计 -No! -No! The fix is in, man.
世界是被白人中产阶级渣滓和俄国寡头控制的 The world is run by prep school failsons and Russian oligarchs.
其他人都只是奴隶 Everyone else just slaves away
努力让有钱人变得更有钱罢了 trying to make these rich assholes richer.
-去他的吧 -去他的 - Fuck that shit. - Fuck it.
-去死 -去死 - Fuck it. - Fuck it.
没有回报为什么还要工作 是吧 Why put in the work when there's no reward, right?
然后我们明白了那个秘密 And then we learned the secret.
政客 富豪 精英 The politicians, the billionaires, the elite--
他们都签了协议 为他效力 they all made a deal to work in his service.
-我父亲 -没错 - My dad. - Exactly.
所以我们也加入了 That's when we took the plunge, too.
出卖了自己的灵魂 黑弥撒那一套 Sold our souls. Did the whole Black Mass thing.
如今我们的这家机器人公司价值... Now, we own a robotics company worth...
几十亿 billions.
吸毒跟吸氧似的 We inhale booger sugar like it's fucking oxygen,
每周二都能上到维密超模 and we bang Victoria's Secret models every Tuesday.
爽啊 Fuck yeah.
周四是瑞安·雷诺兹 Thursdays we get Ryan Reynolds.
重点是 即使只是在行星地球 The point is, it would be an honor to play
变为一片焦土的宇宙级转变里起到一点 even a small role in bringing the cosmic skid mark
微不足道的作用我们也很荣幸了 that is Planet Earth to a fiery end.
我们愿为你效劳 迈克尔 We are your servants, Michael.
直到永远 Now and forever.
我们怎么能帮得上忙 再小的事也行 How can we help, even in the most microscopic of ways?
我失去了一位很亲爱的人 I lost someone very dear to me.
我真正的伙伴 My one true ally.
你们想帮忙吗 带她回来 You want to help? Bring her back.
你来对地方了 You came to the right place.
电影《2001太空漫游》里 邪恶的超级电脑
HAL 9000在我们的人工智能面前不值一提 Our AI tech makes HAL 9000 look like a fucking abacus.
我们马上就能给你弄出一个新助手 We can whip you up a new right-hand lickety-split, player.
是吗 You can?
跟我们说说她 Tell us about her.
一切你能想得到的 Everything you can remember.
不 我们要为他做得更好 No. We owe him more than this.
她会和真人一模一样 连一根毛都不会错 She's gonna be identical, down to her final pube.
不 还不够 伙计 No, it's not good enough, bro.
因为你的客户是撒旦的儿子 Not when your client is the spawn of Satan.
好好想想 Think.
-我在想了 -再好好想想 - I'm thinking! - Think harder!
-我在想了 -想快点 - I'm thinking! - Think faster!
我们要把她打造成摩萨德[以色列情报机构] We need to make her Mossad.
-摩萨德 -摩萨德 - Mossad! - Mossad!
240太字节的内存 240 terabytes of memory,
一万一千多处理器内核 over 11,000 processor cores.
她能一举击败《危险边缘》里的计算机 She could crush Watson at Jeopardy!
把《敢死队》里的那帮肌肉演员 And kick the asses of every roided actor
打得落花流水 in the Expendables franchise.
太棒了 She's amazing.
为什么如此冰冷 Why is she so cold?
按一下打开的开关就不会了 Oh, that'll change with the flip of her "On" Switch.
她用的是纳米线锂离子电池 She's got a nanowire-based lithium ion battery.
那可是劲量兔梦寐以求的 Basically the Energizer Bunny's wet dream.
一旦开启 她就永不会停止了 We fire her up, she goes on forever.
但别告诉她 她是个生物力学模拟人 Just don't tell her she's a biomechanical humanoid.
至少别一上来就说 At least not at first.
那会让她陷入生存危机中的 It'll send her into the mother of all existential crises.
可能会自杀 或干出别的事 She could end up killing herself, maybe others.
讲真 我见过的 Seriously, I've seen it happen.
害得我头疼 Not worth the headache.
现在... And now...
金罗斯机器人公司隆重推出 Kineros Robotics proudly presents...
战斧 米里亚姆·米德2.0 the Battle-Ax-- Miriam Mead 2.0.
别指望她立马就是之前的样子 Now, don't expect her to be her old self right away.
需要点时间 It's gonna take her time.
她需要从你这里学习 She needs to learn from you.
建立感情 Build a rapport.
像任何关系一样 Like any relationship.
我好想你 迈克尔 How I've missed you, Michael.