-喂 -你好 - Hello? - Hello.
-什么事 -你是谁 - Uh, yes? - Who is this?
-你找谁 -你是谁 - Who are you calling? - Who am I speaking to?
-你打错了 -谁啊 - Wrong number. - Who was that?
-没谁 -你选好电影了吗 - Oh, nobody. - Did you pick a movie?
选好了 我们看恐怖片《电锯惊魂4》 Yeah, we re gonna go scary: Saw IV.
我在电影院看过了 特烂 Oh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks.
一点都不可怕 特别恶心 It's not scary, it's gross.
我讨厌色情虐杀那一套 I hate all that torture porn shit.
你究竟怎么想的 How do you really feel?
我喜欢竖锯[《电锯惊魂》主角] Well, I like Jigsaw.
他杀人很有创意 I think he kills people very creatively.
但你根本不在乎谁死了 But you don't give a shit who dies
因为对角色毫无挖掘 'cause there's no character development.
只有尸体肢解 血液喷溅 It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing.
你给谁发信息呢 Who you keep texting?
我在脸书上有个狂热粉丝 I have a Facebook stalker.
他不停地给我留言 He keeps leaving me messages.
-都说些什么 -就说些你好 - Nah, like what? - Just stuff like: Hey,
怎么样 你很性感 我想杀了你... what's up? You are hot. I want to kill you...
-删了他 -我删了 但他又加进来了 - Well, delete him. - I did it, but he hacked its way back in.
那就举报他 Or report him.
他身材很赞 想看吗 He is really hot, tho. You wanna see?
这是查宁·塔图姆 That's Channing Tatum.
才不是 真的吗 It is not. Is it?
嗯 代言阿贝克隆比[美国时装品牌]时的照片 Yeah, from his Abercrombie days.
你被耍了 You were being punk'd.
-喂 -你是谁 - Hello? - Who is this?
一个被你搞得更抓狂的人 The more impatient version of the person you just spoke to.
很抱歉 你不必那么欠打啊 I am sorry. You don't have to be a bitch about it.
我当然不必 咬我啊 Of course I don't. Eat me.
你敢挂我电话 You hang up on me and
-我就割断你的脖子 -谁啊 - I cut through your neck until I feel bone! - Who is it?
找你的 It's for you.
-你好 -你是谁 - Hello? - Who is this?
我是楚蒂 你是谁 It's Trudie. Who's this?
我是你死前见到的最后一个人 This is the last person you ever gonna see alive.
-是恶作剧 挂掉 -你为什么让我接 - It's a prank. Hang up. - Why did you give the phone to me?
-你有狂热粉丝啊 -锁门了没 - You are the one with a stalker. - Are the doors locked?
别大惊小怪 Don't freak out.
别管它 Let it ring.
是那个粉丝 他说"接电话" It's from stalker boy. He said "Answer the phone".
听着 这是个玩笑 楚蒂 For God's sake, it's a joke, Trudie.
也许是莱克西或凯伦 It's probably Lexie or Karen.
-你去哪 -去看前门锁上没 - Where are you going? - To make sure the front door is locked.
-不 别开门 -你反应过度了 - No, don't open it. - You're overreacting.
只是个玩笑 楚蒂 It's a joke, Trudie, ok?
有人建了个马甲 Someone made a dummy profile.
他们只是想吓唬你 They re just trying to scare you.
等等 谁在外面 Wait. Who is it?
我说 是谁啊 I said, who is it?
我们报警吧 Let's call the cops.
"我打赌你不敢开门" "I dare you to open the door."
不 雪莉 别开 别开 我害怕 No, Sherri, don't. No, don't, I'm scared.
可能是熟人 丽莎 贝莉 韦恩 It could be anyone that we know. Lisa, Bailey, Wayne.
或者是不太可能的查宁·塔图姆 Or the hoped-for long shot, Channing Tatum.
根本没有人 There is nobody out here.
他说什么 What is it say?
他说"我不在外面 我就在你旁边" It says "I'm not outside, I am right beside you. "
楚蒂 Trudie!
楚蒂 天啊 Trudie... oh, my God.
血腥刺杀6
-开什么玩笑 -怎么了 - Fucking kidding me? - What?
真他妈蠢 太扯淡了 That was so fucking stupid. Pure horse shit.
我们刚刚目睹了恐怖片的死亡 The death of horror right here in front of us!
我吓着了 挺吓人的 I jumped. It scared me.
一个脸书凶手吗 你开玩笑吧 A fucking Facebook killer? You re kidding me right?
现在该是推特凶手了 那更合理 I guess now it would be Twitter. That'd make more sense.
一群能说会道的高中生坐在一起 A bunch of articulate teens sit around
剖析恐怖片 直到鬼脸把他们一个个杀死 and deconstruct horror movies until Ghostface kills them one by one.
简直老套到极点 It's been done to death.
自我意识后现代元故事那套 The whole self-aware post-modern meta-shit.
1996年就用烂的梗 Stick a fork in 1996 already.
我喜欢《血腥刺杀》系列 它们更恐怖 I like the Stab movies. They are scarier.
不像外星人 僵尸或者东方女鬼 It's not aliens or zombies or little Asian ghost girls.
挺真实的 There is something real
一个家伙拿着刀...突然爆发 about a guy with a knife who just ... snaps.
-这真可能发生 -我受不了了 - It can really happen. - I can't do it.
这些人不知道什么时候该收手 These people don't know when to stop.
他们反复用同样的桥段 They just keep recycling the same shit.
甚至开场 总是有个倒霉的女孩 Even the opening scene, there is always some random girl
接到电话 然后必然被杀死 who gets a call that undoubtedly ends up getting her killed.
剧情都猜得到 没什么悬念 It's all so predictable. There's no element of surprise.
你可以预料一切 You can see everything coming.
吓到了吗 Did that surprise you?
这都是你自己的错 It's your own fault.
-为什么 -因为你太啰嗦了 - Why? - Because you talk too much.
现在闭嘴看电影吧 Now shut the fuck up and watch the movie.
血腥刺杀7
天呐 我超爱这部 Oh my God. I love it.
我看过五遍了 每次都吓到我 I've seen it five times, and it still gets me every time.
开玩笑吧 我真不理解 You re kidding? I don't get it.
就好比电影《阴阳魔界》 Ok, it's like the Twilight Zone.
-《阴阳魔界》... -电影里的电影 - Twilight zone... - A movie within a movie.
我明白 但那不合逻辑 I get that. But it's illogical..
如果《血腥刺杀7》的开场是《血腥刺杀6》 It begs the question that if the beginning of Stab 7
那《血腥刺杀6》开场是《血腥刺杀5》吗 is Stab 6 then is the beginning of Stab 6 Stab 5?
如果是这样 那《血腥刺杀4》呢 And if so, what is Stab 4 about?
你想多了 You re over thinking it.
是我想多了 还是拍电影的人 Am I or did whoever ever make it,
没想到这点 我不看这种电影是有原因的 just under think it, there's a reason I don't watch these movies?
真不敢相信你没看过 I can't believe you haven't seen them.
我们可是住在伍兹伯勒 We live in Woodsboro.
这和伍兹伯勒没关系吧 It has nothing to do with Woodsboro.
你不是说《血腥刺杀》是真事改编的吗 I thought you said Stab was based on true stories.
最初三部曲是以希德妮·普莱斯考特为原型 The first three, the original trilogy is based off of Sidney Prescott.
但她后来为此威胁说要起诉他们 But then she threatened to sue them if they used her story
于是他们就开始编故事 so they just started making stuff up.
《血腥刺杀5》还有时空穿越 是至今最差的一部 Stab 5 has time travel, which is by far the worst.
这故事每年都说不腻吗 Don't we hear enough about this story every year?
至少伍兹伯勒因此有点名气 At least Woodsboro is known for something.
你听见了吗 Did you hear that?
没有 我什么都没听到 Uh, no, I didn't hear anything.
我听到了 I did.
珍妮 别想吓我 Jenny, don't try to scare me.
我没想吓你 I am not trying to scare you.
你老这么做 You do it all the time.
不 我没有 No, I don't.
你去哪 Where are you going?
我说了 我听到有声音 I told you, I heard something.
我知道你是想吓我 I know you re trying to scare me.
我没有 I am not.
是什么 What is it?
我肯定忘记关我房里的窗户了 I must have left the window in my room open.
-能接一下吗 玛妮 -好 - Could you get that? Marnie? - Yeah.
-喂 -你好 你是谁 - Hello? - Hello. Who is this?
玛妮 你是谁 Marnie. Who is this?
我是你死前见到的最后一个人 This is the last person you ever gonna see alive.
什么 What?
-对不起 我忍不住 -你这个贱人 - I am sorry. I had to. - You bitch!
-一点都不好笑 -某人每年都上当 - So not funny. - Somebody falls for it every year.
我真不明白你为什么以此为乐... I don't see why you get off on this shi...
玛妮 Marnie?
玛妮 Marnie?!
演得不错 玛妮 Good one, Marnie.
关了灯 电话扔在地上 Lights out, phone on the floor.
你真应该去导演恐怖片 You know, you really should direct horror films.
不管你在哪... Wherever you are...
我猜猜 你想让我 Lemme guess. You want me to
走过开着的门 然后你突然跳出来 walk by an open door frame so you can pop out, huh?
好吧 时机 时机很完美 Ok. Timing, timing is perfect.
但你的手机没装软件 But you don't have the app on your phone,
你不能装鬼脸的声音 so you can't talk like Ghostface.
-对吧 -是的 我能 - Can you? - Yes, I can.
-你是谁 -不是软件变声哦 - Who is this? - Not an app.
-是特雷弗吗 -我听起来像特雷弗吗 - Is this Trevor? - Do I sound like a Trevor to you?
把我当成导演 你在我的电影里 Think of me as your director. You re in my movie.
你有个有趣的角色 别演砸了 You got a fun part so don't blow it.
-什么电影 -玛妮也参演的电影 - What movie? - Same one Marnie's in,
只不过她的戏份早结束了 only her part got cut way back.
但是你 这个胸大无脑的金发妞儿 But you, you are the dumb blond with the big tits.
你死前我们要和你玩个痛快 We'll have some fun with you before you die.
我平均成绩4分 智商135 混蛋 I have a 4.0 GPA and 135 IQ asshole.
你把玛妮怎么样了 What did you do with Marnie?
她在剪辑室的地上 She's on the cutting room floor.
这一点也不好玩 That's not funny.
这不是喜剧片 这是恐怖片 This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film.
有人生 有人死 People live, people die.
你最好开始逃命 And you'd better start running.
玛妮 Marnie?
惊声尖叫4
-你觉得怎么样 -今天也算是纪念日吧 - What do you think? - Well, I guess today's the anniversary.
-孩子们真是 -不 我指这个展示 - Kids... - No, I meant the display.
《冲出黑暗》 希德妮·普莱斯考特 "求生的真实故事" 今日下午一点
-很不错 -我威胁店主 - It's good. - Told the owner
如果他不弄好我就杀了他的猫 I'd kill his cat if he didn't get it right.
厉害 Nice...
治安官
限速25 Woah, 25 to stay alive!
该死 抱歉治安官 Shit! Sorry Sheriff!
科比... Kirby...
你上车前 Ehi, before you get in the car,
先保证不会杀了我 you have to promise not to kill me.
为什么 你做了什么 Why? What did you do?
特雷弗昨晚给我打电话了 Trevor called me last night.
他为什么给你打电话 Why is he calling you?
因为你不接他的电话 Because you won't take his calls,
他知道咱俩是好姐妹 他想知道 he knows I have your ear and he wants to know.
-知道什么 -你有多生气 - Know what? - How upset you are.
-可以先不聊这个吗 -好 好 - Can we just not talk about this? - Fine, fine.
特雷弗昨晚给我打电话了 Okay, so Trevor called me last night.
他也给你打了 He called you too?
他担心你表姐的到来 He's afraid your cousin coming to Woodsboro
会让你无暇关心他的歉意 is distracting you from knowing how sorry he really is.
-真是别出心裁 -天呐... - Well, that's inventive. - God...
特雷弗的问题就是 他从不放弃 The problem of Trevor is he never quits.
顺便问一句 你看见死神了吗 Oh, by the way, have you seen the Grim Reaper?
"死亡天使" Angel of Death?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
-你表姐 -希德妮 - Your cousin. - Sidney.
巡回签售的最后一站 Last stop in a book tour,
开始新生活的第一站 first stop in a road to a new life.
太激动人心了 她让我爱上了恐怖片 It's very dramatic. She's the reason why I love horror movies.
听到这话她肯定特开心 I'm sure she'd love to hear that.
如果我了解她的话 但其实不然 If I knew her which, I don't really.
她走到哪里都会死人 Well, wherever she went, peple died.
死的总是别人 永远不是她 Other people. It was never her.
她不该被写进《血腥刺杀》 I mean, Stab is the wrong franchise for her,
《死神来了》才对 it should be Final Destination.
珍妮·兰德尔为什么要给我打电话 And why is Jenny Randall calling me?
-小三哦 -喂 - Ooh, the other woman. - Hello?
-吉尔 -真受不了珍妮 - Oh, Jill... - Can't stand Jenny.
珍妮 是你吗 Shh...Jenny, is this you?
你最喜欢的恐怖片是哪部 What's your favorite scary movie?
-你是谁 -她想干什么 - Ok, who is this? - What does she want?
-我说 你是谁 -我在问你 - I said, who is this? - I asked you a question.
你最喜欢的恐怖电影是哪部 What's your favorite scary movie?
我挂了 I'm hanging up.
真有创意 Wow, that was original.
我今早也接到一个这样的电话 玛妮打的 I got a call like that this morning from Marnie the Carny.
-什么 -小心 - What? - Watch out!
-开得真有水平 混蛋 -没事了 - Nice move, asshole! - Ok...
-你闯红灯了 -抱歉 - You just ran a stop sign. - Sorry...
"死亡天使" Angel of Death.
镇长要求午餐前把这些都摘下 Mayor wants these down before lunch.
就剩25个了 Only 25 more to go.
-早 治安官 -早 警官 乔 - Morning Sheriff. - Morning Deputy. Joe.
早 治安官 Morning Sheriff.
看来庆典开始了 Looks like the celebration's begun.
可能是高中生干的 High School kids probably.
是啊 一代人的悲剧被下代人用来取乐 Yeah. One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.
抱歉你老被这个纠缠 Sorry you can never get away from this.
真希望你当年处理那些案子时 You know, I wish I had been old enough
我就已经到了能参与办案的年龄了 to be part of the Forest when you were solving those crimes.
为什么 Why is that?
那种紧张的调查很能增进关系 It's those intense investigations that really bond relationships.
-是啊 -盖尔怎么样 - Yeah. - How's Gale by the way?
盖尔很好 她在写作...小说 Gale's good. She's writing...fiction.
至少在努力了 Or trying.
我做了柠檬方蛋糕 在我车里 Hey I made some lemon squares, they're in my car.
谢谢你 警官 不必了 Thanks Deputy, but no, thanks.
长官 吃我的柠檬方蛋糕不算是背叛老婆 Sheriff, you're not cheating on your wife if you eat my lemon square.
是啊 但不利于减肥 Yeah, but I would be cheating on the diet.
莱利治安官 回话 莱利治安官 Sheriff Riley! Come in! Sheriff Riley!
我是莱利治安官 请讲 This is Sheriff Riley, go ahead.
你得马上来兰德尔家 You gotta get over to the Randall house right away.
很糟糕 治安官 非常糟糕 It's bad Sheriff, real bad.
《冲出黑暗》这本书的作者 The book is "Out of Darkness"
希德妮·普莱斯考特今天来到了我们节目 and 0its author Sidney Prescott is here with us today.
七部《血腥刺杀》电影都取材于 Have the 7 Stab movies all based on
盖尔·威瑟斯写的关于你的书 Gale Weathers' books about you
是否让你更难前行 made it even harder to go on?
我并不怪盖尔 都过去了 I don't blame Gale, that's in the past.
如果我做了太久的受害者 Now if I was a victim for too long,
那我就得靠自己重塑自我 it was up to me to reinvent myself.
所以我写了这本书 That's why I wrote this book.
以上是希德妮·普莱斯考特 Sidney Prescott, everybody.
她的书 《冲出黑暗》好评如潮 And rave reviews for her book, "Out of Darkness".
好了 盖尔 开工 重塑自我吧 Allright Gale, let's do it. Let's reinvent myself.
第一章
只是 Except,
我他妈的一点灵感都没有 I have no fucking idea what to write!
伍兹伯勒高中
-新的吗 -是2.0的升级版本 - Oh, is that new? - That's the 2.0 upgrade version.
-我现在完全是可移动的了 -好棒 - I'm totally mobile now. - Nice.
看啊 Look.
这里是罗比·默瑟的《通行证》 Ouh, this is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer,
这位是甜美少女奥利维亚 here with the luscious Olivia
"别看我的咪咪 我有思想"的莫里斯 "Don't look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.
请听我伍兹伯勒化妆舞会纪念日的问题 Here is my Woodsboro masquerade anniversary question:
你最喜欢的恐怖片是什么 What is your favorite scary movie?
你就会这些吗 没水平的蠢问题 Is that all you got? Some stupid douche question?
是啊 你从哪听来的 Yeah, where did you hear that anyway?
《血腥刺杀1》中的台词 查理 It's a line from Stab 1. Hey Charlie.
你也喜欢类型片 科比 You are a genre nut Kirby,
你最喜欢的恐怖电影是什么 what's your favorite scary movie?
《小鹿斑比》 Bambi.
笨蛋 看什么 Dork. What?
很有趣 科比 That's...funny, Kirby.
完全无视你的存在 Completely unaware you exist.
不 伙计 她想要我 No, man, she wants me.
天方夜潭 是吗 混蛋 Yeah, I wish, right? Asshole.
-我觉得查理喜欢你 -我也喜欢他 - I think Charlie likes you. - And I like him.
喜欢嘲笑他 折磨他 让他难受 To tease, to torment, to make him squirm.
还有比他更渣的呢 相信我 You could do a lot worse, trust me.
你好 特雷弗 再见 特雷弗 Oh, hi Trevor. Bye Trevor.
我们能谈谈吗 Can we talk?
这里有人很关心你 Somebody cares about you over here you know?
而且曾让你非常幸福 Someone who made you really happy once.
本就不该让你离开 Someone who never should have let you go.
打完电话 那可以叫让她离开 When you are done with a phone call, you let someone go...
送某人去机场 也算是让她离开 When you take someone to the airport, you let them go...
可你告诉一个人你爱她 When you tell someone you love her,
而她也给了你一切 and she gives you everything,
你却和别人约会 and then you go out with someone else...
那不叫让她离开 that is not letting her go,
那是甩了她 那是背叛 that is dumping her. Ok? That's...that's betrayal.
特雷弗·谢尔登被拒 Trevor Sheldon denied
罗比·默瑟《通行证》现场直播 live on Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer.
你最喜欢的恐怖电影是什么 伙计 What is your favorite scary movie, man?
我演给你看 I'll show you.
我开始相信这就是我 Now I began to believe myself that that was all I was,
一个受害者 对此我无法接受 a victim. And that was unacceptable to me...
因此 我坐下来 So, I sat down
开始写一个属于我自己的新形象 and began to write a new role that would be my own.
一个走出恐惧阴影 A role for a woman who could leave the walls of fear behind
走向光明的女性角色 and step out into the sunlight.
《冲出黑暗》 Out of Darkness.
-谢谢 -好了 我们马上开始签售 - Thank you. - Ok, we're gonna start the book signing in a sec,
欲购从速哦 so buy your copies while they last.
祝福你们 女士 May you ladies.
《纽约时报》畅销书 好评如潮 New York Times best seller. Rave reviews...
盖尔 真高兴你能来 Gale...I am glad you came.
祝贺你 希德妮 Congratulations, Sidney.
我还没机会读 但是 I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but...
你可以拿一本 Well, you can get one.
杜伊 Dewey! Ehi!
希德妮 盖尔 你来了 Hey, Sidney. Gale, you made it.
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
小希 很抱歉 我得做件事 非常抱歉 Hey, Sid, I am sorry. I gotta do something here. I am really sorry.
抱歉 耽误大家一分钟 Excuse me. This will only take a minute.
我要你们待在原地 保持安静 I need you all to stay where you are and remain silent.
先别走 治安官表示感谢 Nobody leaves yet. The Sheriff thanks you.
就不能等等吗 警官大人 我正在主持活动 Can this wait, Barney Fife? I am running an event here.
女士 警察在执行公务 M'am this is a police event now.
发生什么事了 What's going on?
盖尔 这是警察的事 Gale, this is police business.
请让我们来处理 If you could just let us handle this.
我在和我丈夫讲话 朱迪警官 I am talking to my husband, Deputy Judy.
听着 我们认为有部手机 Listen. There's a phone we believe
被从一个犯罪现场带到了这里 may have been taken from the scene of a crime.
希克斯警官追踪到它在这里 Deputy Hicks has traced its location back to these coordinates.
-其它的你没必要知道 -我不能知道吗 - The rest is "Need to know". - And I am not "Need to know"?
霍斯 我听到声音了 Hoss, I'm hearing something.
长官 声音在外面 Sheriff! Ringing out here!
在那儿 There.
-在后备箱里 -没错 - It's coming from the trunk. - Yeah.
-杜伊 -大家往后站 - Dewey... - They need everyone to stay back.
现在不是时候 小希 Not now, Sid.
这是我租的车 It's my rental.
-该死 -这里现在是犯罪现场了 - Damn. - Okay, it's now official crime scene.
封锁现场 Let's lock it down.
-犯罪现场 -把照相机拿走 - Crime scene. - Get that camera out of here.
-大家后退 -把照相机给我 - Everybody back. - Give me that camera.
往后站 Stand back.
请告诉我这是恶作剧 杜伊 Please tell me this is a prank, Dewey.
恐怕不是 小希 来吧 I am afraid not, Sid. Come on.
亨利 你绝对不会相信出了什么事 Henry, you're not gonna believe what just happened.
后退 盖尔 盖尔 Stand back, Gale. Gale.
只是看看而已 Just wanna see.
把孩子眼睛挡上 Cover up your kid's eyes!
周二前交作文"为什么伍兹伯勒是最..." Ok, essays are due Tuesday, "Why Woodsboro is the best..."
上课关机 这是规矩 Anything with an on-off swith should be off, that's the rule.
谁能说说发生什么了吗 Somebody wanna share?
珍妮·兰德尔和玛妮·库铂 Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper
-昨晚被杀害了 -什么 - were murdered last night. - What?
-什么 -遇刺身亡 - What? - Stabbed to death.
-你最喜欢的恐怖片是什么 -闭嘴 - What's your favorite scary movie? - Shut up!
-新闻车 -没下课呢 - Yo, it's a news van! - Class is not over!
真快 That was fast.
本周是声名狼籍的伍兹伯勒杀人案纪念日 This week marks the anniversary of the infamous Woodsboro murders.
当地著名受害人希德妮·普莱斯考特 Two girls killed the exact day local celebrity victim
返乡当天 两名女孩被以同样方式杀害 Sidney Prescott chose to return to her hometown.
简直像盖尔·威瑟斯的畅销小说的桥段 It could be something right out of a Gale Weathers' best seller.
她现在在哪呢 And where is she now?
生活在伍兹伯勒 Well, living right here in Woodsboro,
因为她是治安官杜伊·莱利的妻子 cos she's the wife of Sheriff Dewey Riley...
-莱利夫人 -霍斯 - Mrs Riley - Hoss.
-第一夫人 -珀金斯 - First Lady. - Perkins.
抱歉 盖尔 他正在进行讯问 Excuse me, Gale. He's conducting an interview.
很好 我喜欢讯问 Great! I love interviews.
你得等着 盖尔 抱歉 你不能进去 You have to wait, Gale. Sorry, can't let you in there.
你想怎样 抓我吗 朱迪警官 What are you gonna do? Arrest me, Deputy Judy?
如果不得已的话 If it comes to it.
平民干扰警方调查 Civilian interference with a police investigation
会造成许多法律问题 poses many a problem in a court of law.
好吧 听着 朱迪 Ok. Listen to me Judy.
我不介意你和我丈夫共事 I don't mind that you re working with my hudband,
或者你做点心给他吃 or that you're even baking those little treats, as you do.
但如果你要像他那样行事 But if you're gonna start acting like him,
你得贴个胡子 因为你很可笑 you gotta put a mustache on, cos you sound ridiculous.
盖尔 Gale.
-朱迪 -盖尔 - Judy. - Gale!
警官 盖尔 冷静点 Deputy. Gale. Calm please.
希德妮 如果你不介意等一等 Sidney, if you don't mind giving us a minute.
-小希 -你好 盖尔 -Sid. - Hi, Gale.
杜伊 你可以向这位贝蒂妙厨 Dewey, would you please explain to Betty Crocker
说明我有权造访警局吗 that I have every right to be here?
如果伍兹伯勒又出现杀人案...怎么了 If there's been another murder in Woodsboro obviously... what?
消息还没公开 That is not public information.
网上都传开了 杜伊 It is all over the Internet, Dewey.
真的吗 It is?
是啊 我是最后一个知道的了 Yes, the whole world knows about it before me.
她想介入调查 治安官 She wants to be a part of the investigation, Sheriff.
好吧 等一下 Ok. Hang on. Uhm,
你知道我写过一本关于这桩案件的书吗 are you familiar with the phrase "I wrote a book on this" ?
盖尔 恕我直言 Gale, with all due respect,
我不觉得这有相关性 I don't see how that pertains to...
因为我写过关于这起案件的书 Because I wrote the book on this.
《伍兹伯勒杀人案》作者盖尔·威瑟斯 "The Woodsboro murders" by Gale Weathers.
但你已经不是记者了 盖尔 But you re not a reporter anymore, Gale.
就算你是 And even if you were...
不要把我当成媒体 Don't treat me like I'm the media.
我当时帮忙破案了 I helped solve these things.
足足三次 还记得吗 3 times, remember?
你和我一起的 You and me, together.
-但我现在是治安官了 盖尔 -又如何 - But I am the Sheriff now, Gale. - Right?
你是不打算让我帮忙了吗 What, you re not gonna help you with this?
我不可以这样做 I can't.
行 那我自己干 All right then, I am going rogue.
我擅长这事 杜伊 This is what I am good at, Dewey.
我知道该怎么做 This is what I know how to do.
你的柠檬方蛋糕难吃死了 Your lemon squares taste like ass.
-不是的 很好吃 -谢谢你 长官 - They don't. They really don't. - Thank you, Sir.
-治安官 -什么事 - Sheriff. - Yeah?
几个高中学生来报案 We got a couple high school kids in here.
其中两个说今天早上 Two of them, they say they got threatening
接到从被害人手机打来的威胁电话 phone calls this morning from the victims' phones.
名字是 Names are
奥利维亚·莫里斯和吉尔·罗伯茨 Olivia Morris and Jill Roberts.
她是小希的表妹 该死的 That's Sid's cousin. Damn.
-她们在这里 警长 -吉尔 - Right in here, Sheriff. - Hey, Jill.
希德妮 Sidney.
即使在这种情况下见到你也很高兴 It's nice to see you, even under the circumstances.
-你还好吗 -还行 - You ok? - Yeah.
你们其中两个接到了电话吗 So two of you got phone calls?
是 我们两个 Yeah, us two.
你最喜欢的恐怖片是哪部 "What's your favorite scary movie?".
是那个凶手的声音 《血腥刺杀》里的 It was the killer's voice. From Stab.
就是...改编自你的事迹那个 From, I mean you know, from your life.
我是科比 她们的朋友 I am Kirby, by the way. I am their friend.
-凶手没打电话给你吗 -没有 - And the killer didn't call you? - No.
这是坏事吗 This is...this is a bad thing?
是不是意味着我会没她们活得长 Does that mean that I am not gonna live as long as these two?
不...或许吧 当然不是 No...Maybe. Of course not.
不过要小心 Just...just be careful.
我的天 听见了吗 我是下个目标 Oh my God, did you hear that? I am gonna be next!
杜伊 我不该待在这儿 我该离镇 Dewey, I shouldn't be here. I should leave town.
恐怕不行 希德妮 I am afraid that's not really possible, Sidney.
不是说你跟此案有关 Look, nobody thinks you're involved
但任何人都有嫌疑 抱歉 but everyone's a suspect. I am sorry.
况且在你的车里发现的证据 And there was evidence in your car
证明凶手与你有关 connecting the killer to you.
你可能是重要证人 You may be a material witness.
所以 你会受到警方24小时的保护 So, you know, you'll have 24-hour police protection.
那倒是让人安心 That's comforting.
我是丽贝卡 我的天 亨利 It's Rebecca. Oh my fucking God, Henry.
真的 两个女孩被杀 要大赚一笔了 Yes! It's true. Two girls butchered. Pay day.
我本来对伍兹伯勒之行毫无好感 I was so not feeling Woodsboro.
还觉得这公关策略太烂了 I was like, lame PR move, right?
这可好了 多绝妙的点子 Well, fuck me wow! Best idea ever.
亨利 回头打给你 Henry, I'll call you back.
不好意思 我实在难以自持 Excuse me. I have to geek out.
之前没机会跟你说话 I hadn't got a chance to say something earlier,
见到你真荣幸 but it's suck an honor to meet you.
-谢谢 -我是丽贝卡·沃特斯 - Thank you. - Rebecca Walters.
我小时候看的都是盖尔·威瑟斯《头条新闻》 When I was a kid it was all about top story with Gale Weathers.
你就是我的90年代 You were my 90s!
我现在是盖尔·莱利了 Well, it's Gale Riley now.
你为爱情放弃了事业 我知道 You gave it all for love, I know that.
你和杜伊结婚多久了 How long have you and Dewey been married?
-十年 -跟你《血腥刺杀3》里的角色一样 - Ten years. - Oh, just like your characters in Stab 3. Wow!
我没有恶意 只是 I didn't mean "Bad wow", it's just,
看上去更像电影里的爱情 而非真实的 it always seemed like more of a movie romance than a real one
因为的确拍了电影 现实中你们是不可能... because it was a movie and in real life you two would never be...
我还是挖个洞钻进去吧 爬出来了 总之 Dug a hole. Climbing out, here. So anyway,
放弃职业生涯的勇气实在让人佩服 kudos on being brave enough to drop off the professional map.
是否打算东山再起呢 Any plans on revitalizing your tarnished brand?
听着 我将在两秒后 Listen, in about 2 seconds I am
把你的脸打成新的模样 gonna revitalize your face... with my tarnished brand.
不减当年 I still got it.
好大脾气 Testy.
她真漂亮 She's so pretty.
想想她的遭遇 When you think about what she survived,
她身上肯定到处是伤 she must have scars everywhere.
小声点 拜托 Shhhh, come on.
她母亲是我姐姐 我也有伤痕 Her mom is my sister. I have scars too.
从没人问起过我的伤痕 None ever asks me about my scars.
对不起 罗伯茨太太 I am sorry Mrs Roberts.
她是指刀伤 妈妈 She means knife scars, mom.
好吧 没关系 Oh, well. Fine.
你过得好吗 盖尔呢 How are you? How's Gale?
我很好 但是盖尔 I am alright. But Gale,
就比较委屈了 it's been hard on her.
小镇 和小镇的丈夫 Small town. Small town husband.
没什么好写的 Not much to write about.
你们两个还好吗 You two ok?
我曾在哪里看到过 Well, I read somewhere once
"就当你以为事情不会变得更糟了 "Just when you think things can't get any worse,
有时真就不会了 有时还会变好" sometimes they don't...sometimes, they get better.",
希德妮·普莱斯考特的《冲出黑暗》220页 Out of Darkness by Sidney Prescott, page 220.
我得走了 Gotta get going.
见到你真好 杜伊 It's nice to see you, Dewey.
我们一起经历了好多 Been through a lot together.
这次我们也能挺过去 好吗 We'll get through this too, ok?
锁好门 Lock up.
没事 别紧张 是我 Be cool. It's ok. Relax, relax. It's just me.
你在这里干什么 What the hell are you doing here?
外面有警察守着 There are cops right out front.
他们不是忍者的对手 宝贝 No match for the ninja, baby.
你在希德妮·普莱斯考特的房子里干什么 Anyway, what are you doing in the house of Sidney Prescott?
简直就像跟杰弗里·达默一起上《顶级大厨》 I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer.
连环杀人犯 食人狂
拜托你离窗户远点 Can you please get away from the window?
你不该来这里 你现在没这个权利了 You've no right to be in here. Not anymore.
等等 Hang on.
我听说你接到了凶手的电话 真的吗 I heard you got a phone call from the killer. Is that true?
跟你有什么关系 And you care?
你不觉得有我在身边会更安全吗 Don't you think it'd be a lot safer with me around?
我不相信你 特雷弗 I don't trust you, Trevor.
我只能让你相信我了 好吗 I am just gonna have to make sure that you do. Alright?
抱歉 我不知道 Oh, sorry, I didn't...
没事 他正要走 他是我前男友 No, he's just leaving. It's...it's my ex.
没错 就是我 Yeah. Her one and only.
很高兴终于见到你真人了 It's cool to meet you...officially.
我一直想买一本你的书 但 I keep meaning to pick up a copy of your book, but...
你真人更娇小 You're smaller in person.
怎么了 What?
没什么 你让我想起了自己 Nothing, you just...you remind me of me.
-记得锁好窗户 -好的 晚安 - Lock your window, ok? - Yeah, goodnight.
晚安 Night.
抱歉吓到你了 Sorry about that.
我只是走之前再巡视一遍 Just making my rounds before taking off.
好 谢谢 Great, thanks.
-你不记得我了吗 -什么 - You don't remember me, do you? - Sorry?
我们一起上的高中 我叫朱迪·希克斯 We went to High School together. Judy Hicks?
我们在同一间教室 都参加戏剧社 We had the same Homeroom in. Drama club too.
一起演过《小飞侠》 We were in Peter Pan together.
我演其中一个迷失男孩 I played a Lost Boy.
你是泰格·莉莉 You were... Tiger Lily.
抱歉 时间太久远了 I am sorry, it was a long time ago.
没关系 It's ok.
你当时心事很多 You had a lot of stuff going on back then.
很高兴再见到你 朱迪 Well, it's nice to see you again, Judy.
我也是 You too.
楼上一切正常吧 Everything ok upstairs?
你该守在前门外的 珀金斯 You're supposed to be out front, Perkins.
两个字代表勇气 4 letter word for...courage?
胆量 Guts.
那是奥利维亚·莫里斯 住在隔壁 It's Olivia Morris, she lives next door.
她在名单上 She's on the list.
要是她住在我隔壁就好了 She can live next door to me.
说真的 玛丽 我警告你 Now seriously, Mary. I am warning you, ok?
我要动手了 我说真的 I am gonna have to get physical. I mean it.
真的 他妈的滚开 This is it! Just fuck off!
奥利维亚
-你好 -你们在做什么 - Hello? - What are you guys up to?
我们在看《僵尸肖恩》 Uhm, we re watching Shaun of the Dead.
知不知道你们家外面车里有两只僵尸 You know there's two zombies sitting outside your house in a car?
嗯 他们是警察 你要过来吗 Yeah, they are cops. You wanna come up?
"死亡天使"走了吗 Angel of Death leave?
没 她住在客房 No, she's in the guest room.
算了 隔壁已经够近的了 Forget it. Next door is close enough.
-你妈在家吗 -在她男朋友那里 - Your mom home? - She's at her boyfriend's.
今晚这里好恐怖 It's creepy around here tonight.
僵尸还在车里 No, the zombies are still in their car,
所以应该没问题的 so you should be alright.
-明天打电话给我 -好 - Call me tomorrow, ok? - Right.
-她要过来吗 -她害怕"死神" - She wanna come up? - She fears the Reaper.
看我的 Watch this.
喂 Speaking.
你最喜欢的恐怖片是哪部 奥利维亚 What's your favorite scary movie, Olivia?
这是我听过最差的模仿 吉尔 It's the worst imitation I've ever heard, Jill.
说起《血腥刺杀》 你知道刺杀之夜在哪举行吗 Speaking of Stab, you heard where the Stab-a-Then's gonna be yet?
不知道 跟我也没关系 我妈不让我去 No. It doesn't matter to me anyways, mom doesn't let me go.
特雷弗
特雷弗打来的 我来摆平吧 It's Trevor, I'll handle this.
特雷弗又打来了 Trevor is calling...again.
-你想怎样 -我要跟吉尔说话 - What do you want? - I wanna talk to Jill.
我是科比 抱歉 特雷弗 Uhm, no it's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor,
吉尔要屏蔽所有前任的电话 Jill is screening her calls from all past relationships.
你们那边什么情况 What's going on over there?
等一下 他说什么了 Hang on one sec. What is he saying?
我不是特雷弗 I am not Trevor.
什么 我根本听不清 特雷弗 What? I can barely hear you, Trevor.
我不是特雷弗 This isn't Trevor.
好吧 那你为什么有他的电话 Oh, alright. Then why do you have his phone?
不管你是谁 Whoever this is.
-他在假装鬼脸 -他在闹怪 - He's trying to do Ghostface. - He's being weird.
我想跟吉尔说话 I wanna talk to Jill.
她不想跟你说话 Ok, well, she doesn't want to talk to you.
来吧 鬼脸先生 对我低语吧 Come on, Mr Ghostface, whisper to me.
不是应该问我一个问题吗 Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?
-好吧 电影好看吗 -什么电影 - Alright. How's the movie? - What movie?
-《僵尸肖恩》 -你怎么知道的 - Shaun of the Dead. - How did you know that?
因为我在衣柜里 Because I'm standing in the closet.
得了 不可能 Stop, you're not.
-怎么了 -特雷弗怪怪的 - What's going on? - Trevor is being weird.
-我不知道是不是他 -什么 - I mean, if it is him, I don't know. - What?
我他妈不是特雷弗 This is not fucking Trevor!
那你他妈到底是谁 Well, then who the fuck are you?
打开衣柜 Open the closet door.
你知道房子周围都是警察吧 You do know there are cops all over this house?
我相信自己有足够时间把某人开膛 I think that I have just enough time to slice someone open.
我来跟他说 I'll talk to him.
你们那边怎么了 What's going on over there, you guys?
我也不知道 科比 Sorry, I don't know. Kirby?
科比 Kirby.
来吧 打开 Come on, do it.
-你不可能在里面 -你自己看吧 - There is no way you re in there. - See for yourself.
科比 求你了 跟我说话啊 Kirby? Kirby, come on, talk to me.
这一点也不好玩 科比 This isn't funny! Kirby!
骗子 我不跟你玩了 Liar. I am over this.
我可没说我在你的衣柜里 I never said I was in your closet.
我的天 Oh my God!
-奥利维亚 -我的天 - Olivia! - Oh my God!
天呐 救命啊 Oh, my God, help! Help me!
救命啊 Help!
不 No.
不 不 No. No!
-霍斯 -奥利维亚 - Hoss! - Olivia!
珀金斯 Perkins!
该死 Shit.
救命啊 Help!
说话 What?
欢迎回家 希德妮 这只是个预览 Welcome home Sidney. Preview of coming events.
你怎么不直接冲我来 Why don't you come for me?
你有这个胆子吗 You got the balls for that?
可怜的希德妮 你以为这全是因为你吗 Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you?
你以为你还是主角吗 You think you're still the star.
这不是电影 This isn't a fucking movie!
-会是的 -他们都是无辜的 - It will be. - These are innocent people.
少教训我了 Spare me the lecture!
你因为这些鲜血名利双收 不是吗 You've done very well by all this blood shed, haven't you?
被你抛下的小镇呢 How about the town you left behind?
我都为你设计好了 I've got plans for you.
我要把你的眼皮撕成两半 I am gonna slit your eyelids in half
那样我刺穿你的脸时 你就不能眨眼了 so you don't blink when I stab you in the face.
我要你几时死 你就几时死 希德妮 You'll die when I want you to, Sidney.
一刻也不差 在那之前 你会受尽折磨 Not a moment before. Until then, you're going to suffer.
-希德妮 -吉尔 别进来 - Sidney! - Jill? Stay right there.
-她... -不要看 - Is she... - Do not look, ok?
她说你是死亡天使 She said you were the Angel of Death.
当心 Look out!
怎么回事 What's going on in here?
他在这里面 He's in here.
人呢 Where is he?
女士 Ma'am
他刚刚还在的 He was...
汇报情况 What's your status?
我们去后面看看 We'll check out back.
-吉尔 -别 - Jill? - Don't.
怎么回事 我的天 吉尔 What happened? Oh my God, Jill.
我的天 有我呢 Jesus! I'm here.
来 我们走 我们走 去给你看看 Come on, let's go, let's go. Let's get care of you, right?
吉尔 我的天 你没事吧 Jill? Oh my God. Are you ok?
扶我一下 Give me a hand.
压住伤口 Keep your pressure on it.
房子后面没人 There's nobody back there.
-霍斯 通报情况 -好的 - Hoss, call it in. - Right.
你还好吗 Hey, are you ok?
你去楼上看看吧 You should look upstairs.
把验尸官的车开过来 Let's get the coroner's van brought around, please.
都是你的错 希德妮 It's all your fault, Sidney.
跟你妈妈一样是扫帚星 Just like her mother!
-霍斯 把这些人清走 -好 - Hoss, clear these people out. - Right.
还以为已经结束了呢 Thought this was over!
得了 别去烦她了 Come on, leave her alone.
抱歉我刚刚说了过分的话 I am sorry of what I said.
-去处理一下伤口吧 -好 - Shouldn't you get that looked at? - Yeah.
到底发生了什么事 What the hell happened?
我刚刚看见他往那边院子跑了 Ok, I saw him going to that yard,
就过前面两座房子的地方 two houses down, right before.
-我绕过去想截住他 -然后呢 - And I circled around to cut him off. - And?
然后我就看见霍斯从另一个方向过来 And I met Hoss coming from the other direction.
不 他一定折回去了 就跟鬼一样 No, he must have circled back around somehow. He's like a ghost.
-长官 对不起 -我们很难过 - Chief, we're sorry. - We feel terrible.
好吧 先回去吧 Alright. Get out here.
这里是罗比·默瑟《通行证》 This is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer
值此沉痛时刻进行现场网络直播 webcasting live in our darkest hour.
今天本为纪念日 What began as a day of remembrance,
却以连环凶杀收场 has ended with a serial murder.
伍兹伯勒社区医院
奥利维亚·莫里斯 Olivia Morris,
这个我永远泡不上的妞 死了 who officially would never go out with me, is dead.
珍妮·兰德尔和玛妮·库铂也惨遭毒手 So is Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper.
本地传奇 《血腥刺杀》系列电影 Our local legacy, the Stab movies,
正在变成现实 is coming to life.
抱歉 你在用那个东西录像吗 Excuse me, are you recording with that thing?
会上传到我的视频博客 My video blog upload.
他正在网络广播 He's webcasting right now.
介意关掉它吗 Mind turning it off?
咱们私下聊两句 A little old school, off the record?
不能关掉 听众听着呢 Can't. Owe it to my audience.
-给我马上关掉 -好吧 - Turn the fucking thing off. - Ok...
就是你们两个 So, you two are the boys
在伍兹伯勒高中搞电影俱乐部吧 who run the movie club at Woodsboro High, huh?
查理牵头的 Oh, Charlie rents it.
我只是副手 以防他死于非命 I'm just VP, in case he takes a bullet.
我们叫放映俱乐部 It's called Cinema Club.
想必你们对学校里的电影迷 So you must have a very unique insight
格外了解了 into the movie buffs at your school?
或许吧 Maybe.
我们联手捉拿凶手 如何 What if we could catch the killer, by working together?
两代先锋新闻工作者 Two generations of cutting edge journalists
共同为媒体事业献出热情 intertwining our passions for media.
-你会说什么呢 -说我爱你吗 - What would you say? - I love you?
非常好 Very good.
你们向我提供关于 Now, you give me your expertise
伍兹伯勒高中血案迷的专业见解 on the gore geek scene at Woodsboro High
或者我会有所回报 and maybe I give you something in return.
比如 名人造访你们的放映俱乐部 Say, a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club...
就是我 by me?
希德妮呢 What about Sidney?
希德妮怎么了 What about Sidney?
你认识她 对吧 Hey, you know her, right?
你和她是朋友吧 I mean you're friends with her?
无意冒犯 但俱乐部会因此轰动的 No offense but, that'd be a big deal for Cinema Club.
希德妮·普莱斯考特造访 她可是个明星 A visit from Sidney Prescott, I mean, she's the star.
如果我是罗琳 她就是丹尼尔·雷德克里夫 Yes she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.
就是书的销量和电影票房都比不上 Well, without the book sales and the box office.
随你怎么说啦 Whatever.
没有骨折 应该没有大碍 There's no broken bones. I think you'll be fine.
休养一下 你很幸运的 希德妮 Take it easy. You were lucky, Sidney.
希德妮 长话短说 So, Sidney...Uh, ouh. Anyway, long story short,
瑞德姆想马上跟你续签三本书 Random wants to lock you in to 3 more books, now.
看见合同里的空行了吗 See the blank line in your contract?
价钱随你定 You can name your price.
等你一洗脱嫌疑 And as soon as you're clear in this investigation,
我们就马上飞去纽约 we're on the next plane to New York.
我约了《今日秀》《观点》 I booked Today, The View,
南茜·格蕾丝 《音乐电视新闻》 Nancy Grace, MTV News.
抱歉 我可以问个问题吗 Excuse me, can I...can I ask you a question?
你读过我的书吗 Did you read my book?
我本想等电影版的 Thought I'd wait for the movie.
巡回签售到此结束 Book tour is over.
希德妮 接受你的处境吧 Sidney. Accept your situation.
你是个受害者 一直都是 You're a victim, for life.
那就接受它 利用它吧 So, embrace it, use it.
我知道你在乎你的读者 I know you care about your readers.
那些惨遭不幸的可怜虫 All those little downtrodden fucks
需要看到前方的一丝光明 that just need a light at the end of their tunnels
才不至于绝望 so they don't jump off a bridge.
瞧瞧这次的契机 And a lucky break like this?
销售量能至少翻个倍 I am talking a 100 percent increase in sales, minimum.
又会有一百万人受到你的鼓舞 That's maybe a million more people getting your message
而你将会收到更多报酬 双赢 and you get a ton more checks. Win-win.
-我不再需要你的服务了 -希德妮 - I won't be needing you anymore. - Sidney!
-你被解雇了 -什么 - You re fired. - Fired?
-没错 -好吧 - Fired! - Fine.
医院主入口
"你到底有没有读过我的书 丽贝卡" "Have you even read my book, Rebecca?"
希德妮的问题就在于她都没有性生活 The problem of Sidney is she never gets laid.
甚至都没有偶尔喝醉过一把 Or even a little shit-faced once in a while.
她今晚就会打电话来道歉 等着瞧 She'll call me tonight and apologize. Just watch.
出口
她会想通的 给她一点时间 She'll come around. Gotta just give her time.
希德妮会想通的 Sidney will come....around.
我是丽贝卡 This is Rebecca.
我找希德妮·普莱斯考特 Sidney Prescott, please.
我负责普莱斯考特小姐的公关 I am handling Ms Prescott's calls and appearances.
你需要留言吗 May I take a message?
你就是我的留言 You are the message.
你在记下来吗 Are you writing this down?
记着呢 但我听不太清 Yes, I am. But, it's kinda hard to hear you.
我和希德妮在医院里 I'm in a hospital, with Sidney.
你可以稍等一下吗 If you can just hang on one second.
我有时间的 但你没有了 I've got time. It's you that doesn't.
丽贝卡 你听起来不太像在医院里啊 You know, Rebecca, it doesn't sound to me like you're in the hospital.
像是在停车场 Sounds like you re in a parking garage.
昏暗无人的停车场 A dark and deserted parking garage.
但是如果你想去医院 But if you wanna be in the hospital,
我很乐意送你去 I'd be happy to put you there.
太平间 In the fucking morgue!
不 No.
救命 救命 救救我 Help! Help! help me!
跑吧 你个杂种 Cut and run, you fucking bastard.
楼梯
调查正在进行中 This is an ongoing investigation.
但请放心 我们已有多条线索 But rest assured, we're pursuing a number of leads.
-治安官 -我说的越少越好 - Sheriff. - The less I say about that, the better.
有什么问题吗 So, I'm taking questions.
治安官 治安官 Sheriff! Sheriff!
-杜伊 -盖尔 - Dewey! - Gale?
这几起凶案似乎与最初的 Any comment on the fact that these killings seem to resemble
伍兹伯勒杀人案相仿 你有何看法 the pattern of the original Woodsboro murders?
-等会再说 -什么 - Later! - What?
你说什么 治安官 What was that, Sheriff?
正如我所说 警员们正在加紧破案 As I was saying...my officers are hard at work.
我们只希望公众知道 We just want the community to know
我们很快就能控制局面 that we're very close to bringing this whole situation under control.
快来人 到顶楼去看看 快去 Hey, someone! Get up to the top of the structure! Go! Go!
-都退后 -后退 都不许动 - Everyone back! Stay back! - Back, nobody move!
每个楼梯井都派人过去 Listen, I want a man on each stairwell.
-看见谁了吗 -没有人 - You see anybody? - Nobody out there.
那里没人 治安官 There's nobody out there, Sheriff!
尽在掌控中吗 治安官 It's all under control huh, Sheriff?
那我能怎么说 But what am I supposed to say?
听着 我虽然不是警察 Listen, I may not be wearing a uniform,
但我有一条你没有的线索 but I happen to have a lead and you don't.
想合作的时候通知我 So let me know when you're back on Team Gale.
让开 你们这些业余的 Move it, amateurs!
伍兹伯勒高中
记住 学生们 And remember, students,
今晚全镇宵禁9点开始 tonight's town curfew is 9:00.
9点前回到家 锁好门 You should be home with your doors locked at 9:00.
放映俱乐部
好了 放映俱乐部现在开始活动 Ok, Cinema Club, we're now in session.
《隔山有眼》
欢迎各位 首先介绍一下我们自己 Welcome. I'll tell you a little bit about ourselves.
《血腥刺杀》
《活死人黎明》
我们是学校认可的课外活动社团 We're a sanctioned after school activity,
《第三类突变》
位于合唱团楼下 one rung below the Glee club,
任天堂游戏楼上两层 two above Nintendo Wii Fit
容我先向我们的嘉宾 and let me just say to our guest,
希德妮·普莱斯考特说一句 非常荣幸 Sidney Prescott, it's an honor.
杰米·李·柯蒂斯 恐怖片女王 琳达·布莱尔 《驱魔人》演员
超越了杰米·李·柯蒂斯以及琳达·布莱尔 Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis, forget Linda Blair,
这真是无上的荣耀 I mean, this is the ultimate.
谢谢吧 Thanks, I-I guess.
你是把全部校园生活拍下来 This, you film your entire High School experience
然后呢 传到网上吗 and what, post it on the net?
这早晚会成为一种趋势 小希 Everybody will be doing it someday, Sid.
这正是凶手所缺失的 It's kind of the one component the killer is missing.
等等 什么意思 Wait, what do you mean?
要想成为最新的"新版故事" Well, if you wanna be the new "New version",
凶手应该拍下凶杀过程 the killer should be filming the murders.
这是变态杀人狂自然进化的下一步 That's like the natural next step in the psycho slasher innovation.
实时拍下杀人场景 I mean you film 'em all real time
然后在被抓前 上传到网上 and then before you get caught, you upload em into cyberspace.
让你的杰作与你一起永存 Making your art as immortal as you.
-不是指他 -不是指我 - Not to implicate him... - Not to implicate me...
那你认为谁是凶手 So who do you think is behind the murders?
显然是个《血腥刺杀》迷 Well, it's a Stab fanatic, clearly.
切入点不是制作恐怖续集 而是翻拍惊悚 Working on less of a shriekquel and... and more of a scream-make.
顺便一提 这都是原创词汇 Copyrighted terms, by the way.
因为现在都在翻拍 Cos all there are now are remakes.
只有制片公司允许制作的恐怖片 Only horror the studios green-light.
规则还是有的 只是都变了 I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed.
出乎意料成了新老套 The unexpected is the new cliche.
没错 必须有惊人的开场 Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence that blows the doors off
酷炫MV质感影像增强气氛 dial up some flashy music-video direction,
杀戮必须更极端 and the kills gotta be way more extreme.
现在的观众对原来的规则很熟悉了 Modern audiences got savvy to the rules of the originals,
所以反其道而行成了新的规则 so the reversals become the new standard.
事实上 想在现代恐怖片中活命的唯一万全办法 In fact, the only surefire way to survive a modern horror movie,
你得是同性恋 you pretty much have to be gay.
你为何如此确定凶手是在 So, why are you so sure that the killer is working
按恐怖片翻拍的规则杀人呢 by the rules of a horror remake?
《血腥刺杀》的结构非常清晰 Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.
父母外出时两个孩子在家里被杀 Two kids killed in a house while their parents are away.
之后校花被摧残得面目全非 And then the school's "Hot chick" savaged beyond recognition.
我们都知道接下来会如何 We all know where it goes from there...
一场派对 A party.
正是 派对 第三幕肯定把主要演员杀光 Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third act main cast blood bath.
期待能露点让我们眼前一亮 Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.
你知道今晚的派对吗 Ok, do you know of a party that's happening tonight?
是有个刺杀之夜 Well, there's Stab-a-thon.
刺杀之夜 Stab-a-thon?
就是电影连续放映 Uh, It's a movie marathon.
全七部《血腥刺杀》连续播放 All 7 Stabs back to back.
每年都举行 We do it every year.
是今晚吗 Is tonight?
模仿原版电影的凶手还在逍遥法外 There's a killer out there patterning his murders after the original movie.
我知道 很疯狂吧 I know, it's pretty wild.
你们得取消派对 Well, you have to call it off.
今天是周五 Uhm, ok, I mean, it's Friday.
这肯定不是伍兹伯勒唯一的派对 I am sure we're not the only party that's going on at Woodsboro.
这个蠢派对在哪里举行 But where is this circle-jerk gonna take place?
现在是提问时间 So, let's ready for this Q&A.
不不 我要知道地址 No, no. I really want the location.
这是秘密集会 You know, it's kind of an underground thing.
通过邮件邀请 非常隐秘 Email invites. Pretty secret.
那么你不打算告诉我了 What, you're not gonna tell me?
真的 我们是搭档 忘了吗 Really? We're working together. Remember?
-可以开始提问了吗 -去你的 我们走 - So you're ready for the Q&A? - Fuck you. Let's go.
酷毙了 That was awesome.
-未经允许谁也不准靠近屋子 -明白 - Nobody comes to the house unless we say so. - Got it.
感觉我跟被软禁一样 I feel like I'm under house arrest.
别人经常说"我了解你的感受" You know when people say "I know how you feel",
可你知道他们只是说说而已 but you know they're just saying that
因为他们根本就不懂 because they really have no freaking idea how you feel?
我了解你的感受 I know how you feel.
我对奥利维亚的事十分难过 I... am so sorry about Olivia.
我也为你的公关难过 I am sorry about your publicist.
大家总是盯着你 你怎么受得了 How do you handle it, people staring at you all the time?
大家有盯着我吗 People stare at me?
我是肯定应付不来 I could never handle that kind of attention.
我感觉那会颠覆你的生活 I just feel like it would take over your whole life.
我做的就是 What I do is I...
试着不去想自己 try not to think about me.
我有关心的人 我关注他们 I have people I care about. I focus on them.
至于其他的 就顺其自然了 And the rest, uhm, it works out.
你昨晚救了我的命 You saved my life last night.
我知道我们是家人 I mean, I know we're family
但你都不怎么了解我 but you hardly know me.
让我不禁想 Makes me wonder, you know,
自己是否有勇气做同样的事 if I'd be brave enough to do the same thing.
我真心希望你永远不必知道答案 I really hope you never have to find that out.
需要我的话 你知道去哪找我 Oh, if you need me, you know where to find me.
我就在我的牢房里 我是说我的房间里 I'll be up in my cell, oh, I mean, my room.
她的房间被用木板封上了 Her room's all boarded up.
我能从我的牢房里看到 太奇怪了 That's the view from my cell. It's really weird.
我觉得奥利维亚会理解的 好吗 I think Olivia would understand, ok?
她会希望我出来散心的 She'd want me to be around other people.
真见鬼 虽然我跑来了蠢蛋聚集区 Holy shit. Even if I did just crash land on planet dork.
刺杀之夜
-顺便一提 特雷弗也在 -科比 - Speaking of which, Trevor's here. - Hey, Kirby.
他在那儿干吗 那跟他风格不和 What is he doing there? That is so not his scene.
我不知道 或许他以为你会来 I have no idea, maybe he thought you would be here.
是啊 怎么可能 昨晚才发生那种事 Yeah, fat chance. After what happened last night?
我妈完全吓坏了 I mean, my mum is just completely freaked out.
-很糟糕的 -好吧 - It's not pretty. - Alright,
你当你的乖乖女 look, you go do your good girl thing
我会把你的那份酒也喝了 and I'll drink for the both of us.
有事通知你 I will keep you posted.
好 注意安全 Alright, be safe.
刺杀之夜 Stab-a-thon!
谢谢你们 谢谢 Thank you! Thank you. Gracias. Gracias.
放映俱乐部感谢各位来参加第三届年度刺杀之夜 Cinema Club thanks you for coming up for our third annual Stab-a-thon.
人多更安全 各位 Safety in numbers, my friends!
人多更安全 Safety in numbers!
准备好每次有人手机没信号时就干一杯了吗 Who's ready to drink every time someone can't get a cell phone signal?
是的 Yeah!
准备好每次有人 Who's ready to drink every time
关冰箱门 被后面站着的 someone shuts the refrigerator door and,
人畜无害的角色下一跳时就干一杯了吗 oh my God, there's the harmless character right behind it?
是的 Yeah!
还有一个干杯点 Who's ready to drink every time
-就是每当有人大喊 -"不" - somebody screams the word.... - No!
让刺杀之夜拉开帷幕吧 Let's get the Stab-a-thon started!
《血腥刺杀》
干什么呢 Hey, watch it!
闪开 Get out of the way!
前面趴下 Down in front!
快闪开 Move your ass!
滚蛋 Screw you!
根据盖尔·威瑟斯《伍兹伯勒杀人案》改编
搞定 Yes!
很好 我的好戏开场了 Uh, Yeah. Back on my game.
完美 新作品创作中 第一章 Perfect. New work in progress, chapter 1.
我搬来伍兹伯勒时 我从未想过 When I moved to Woodsboro, I never in a million years dreamed
我会再次担负重任 that I would again play the critical role...
侦破又一系列的... in solving another series of these...
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
盖尔 你在哪 Gale, where are you?
我跟踪那帮孩子到了刺杀之夜 I followed the kids to the Stab-a-thon.
在狄龙堡路的一座废旧农场 There's an old abandoned farm on Fort Dillon Road.
听着 我放了监控器 Listen, I-I got it under surveillance,
但我认为凶手就要行动了 but I think the killer is about to make his move.
你怎么知道 What makes you so sure?
翻拍是为了超越原版 You do a remake to outdo the original,
这是那帮孩子说的 that's what the kids said.
这个派对的主题就是《血腥刺杀》系列电影 This party is all about the Stab movies.
拜托 还有比这更元的吗 Come on, how meta can you get?
你说什么 How "What the.." can you get?
我不清楚 我跟他们学的 I dunno, I heard em say it.
杜伊 听我说 你得赶快过来 Dewey, listen to me, you have to get out here.
拜托 你抓凶手 我抢新闻 Come on, you catch the killer, I get the story.
双赢啊 It's a win-win.
你不是要自己行动吗 盖尔 Well, I thought you were going rogue, Gale.
拜托...你不是吧 拜托 Oh come..Are you serious? C'mon!
算了 谢谢你对我的信任 Forget it. Thanks for having faith in me!
-我要去修设备了 -盖尔 - I gotta fix my equipment. - Gale!
该死 Shit.
太棒了 干得不错 我很钦佩 Bravo, well...very well done, very, I'm very impressed.
还挺钦佩的吧 其实也没有 I mean, kind... kind of impressed. Not really.
那就足够了 That'll do.
-是吗 -嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
-没错 她想要你的 -是啊 - Yeah, she wants you. - Yeah. Yeah.
不要 Nooooooo!
鬼脸 Ghostface...
-喂 -喂 - Hello? - Hello.
你是哪位 Who is this?
-你在等人吗 -没有 - Were you expecting somebody now? - No.
我根本不认识你 我已经开始讨厌你了 You know, I don't even know you, and I dislike you already.
希克斯 你离狄龙堡路有多远 Hicks, how far are you from Fort Dillon Road?
最多5分钟就能到 长官 5 minutes at the most, Sir.
快赶过来 Well, step on it.
看看窗外 Look out your window.
一号摄像机 正在录制
盖尔 盖尔 注意身后 Gale! Gale, behind you!
不要 No!
盖尔 Gale!
不许动 Freeze!
快让开 你们这群蠢蛋 Get out of the way, you morons!
该死 Dammit.
-用力按住 -你抓住他了吗 - Ok, put pressure on that. - Did you catch him?
没有 希望你的监视器拍到些什么 No, hopefully your cameras got something.
不是只有我放了监视器 杜伊 They weren't the only ones, Dewey.
-什么 -有个摄像头在上边 - What? - There's a webcam... set back there.
-他在监视我 -摄像头吗 - He was watching me. - A webcam?
-他在拍摄凶杀过程 -什么 - He's recording the murders. - What?
这次他要来拍电影 This time... he's making the movie.
给希德妮·普莱斯考特做安保 This Sidney Prescott detail man,
我可不喜欢 I don't like it.
守房子的警察都没好果子 The cops guarding the house, they always get it.
-你说什么呢 -这是电影的警察规则 - What are you talking about? - It's a movie cop rule.
当电影里的警察糟透了 Sucks to be a cop in a movie.
指《虎胆龙威》
除非你是布鲁斯·威利斯 Unless you're Bruce Willis.
不是所有电影里的警察都会死 Not all cops die in movies.
对 但如果你明天退休 你就死定了 No, but if it's your last day before retirement you do.
如果你是老婆怀孕了的新手 也死定了 If you're a rookie, some with a wife who's pregnant, you do.
或者要是你的搭档比你帅 Or if your partner is better looking than you,
-你也死定了 而且... -我更帅 - you do, and by the way... - I win that one.
这趟我去巡逻吧 一会儿回来 You know what, I'll take the next perimeter. I'll be right back.
糟糕 Shit.
这个我知道 你不能那么说 对吧 I know this one, you're not supposed to say that, are you?
新时代 新规则 Eh, new decade, new rules.
如今 你可能回来后发现我死了 You know, these days, you might come back, find me dead.
两眼挖出 舌头拽出 都有可能 Eyes gouged out, tongue sticking out. Could go either way.
-我得学学这东西 -这趟我去吧 - I gotta learn this shit. - Eh, I'll take this one.
霍斯 小心点 Hey, Hoss. Be careful.
我一向小心 I am always careful.
离死不远了 Dead man walking.
珀金斯 你上次巡逻时有窗户开着吗 Perkins, was there a window open on your last perimeter check?
珀金斯 请回复 完毕 Perkins, come in. Over.
安东尼 珀金斯 Anthony? Perkins?
-该死 -你真该看看你的表情 新手 - Dammit. - You should have seen the look on your face, rookie.
霍斯 搞什么 Hoss! What the fuck!
真见鬼 Holy shit...
霍斯 Hoss!
去你的布鲁斯·威利斯 Fuck Bruce Willis!
抱歉 风铃被放在了这里 Sorry. The wind chimes were over here.
是我放的 我想给修好 抱歉 It was me, I was trying to fix em, sorry.
我刚从商店回来 I am just back the store.
你去买东西了吗 Were you shopping?
去释放压力 A stress buster.
车里还有一袋东西 我马上回来 I got one more bag in the car. I'll be right back.
吉尔 能接下电话吗 Jill, you're gonna get that?
罗伯茨家 Roberts residence.
你生命力真强啊 希德妮 You're a survivor, aren't you, Sidney?
你唯一会的就是 死里逃生 Your one and only skill: You survive.
我有个问题要问你 Well, I have one question for you.
如果你亲近的人都死光了 What good did to be a survivor in this little drama
死里逃生还有什么意义 if everyone close to you is dead?
-你是谁 -打开电视 看6频道 - Who are you? - Turn on the TV to channel 6.
你究竟是谁 Who the fuck are you?
开电视 看预告片吧 Turn it on. Watch the teaser.
今晚险些有人丧命 ...Nearly turned deadly tonight,
这次遇袭的受害者是 with the latest victim of this attack being
伍兹伯勒治安官的妻子 the wife of the Woodsboro Sheriff...
盖尔·莱利 原名盖尔·威瑟斯 Gale Riley, AKA Gale Weathers,
今晚遭人刺伤 现在情况危急 who's in serious condition tonight after being stabbed.
而袭击者趁乱消失在... Her assailant then disappeared... in a sea of identic....
你回来太好了 希德妮 值得吗 Glad you came home, Sidney. Has it been worth it yet?
-你为什么要这么做 -朋友也行 - Why are you doing this? - Ah, friends count,
但家人才会让你伤得更深 对吧 but it's the family ties that cut deep. right? Am I right?
-你什么意思 -你最关心的那些人 - What do you mean? - The ones you care about most.
有谁比家人更亲呢 And what's closer than family?
-血缘的羁绊 -别这么做 - The bond of blood. - Don't.
你救不了他们 你只能眼睁睁地看着 You can't save them. All you can do is watch.
吉尔 Jill!
-吉尔 我妈快把我逼疯了 过来接我 -科比 马上到
-凯特 -小希 - Kate! - Sid?
-吉尔不在房间里 -天哪 - Jill's not in her room. - Oh my God.
她去科比家了 你得给她打电话 She's gone at Kirby's. You gotta call her,
-让她回来 -好的 - get her back here. - Ok.
-接电话 吉尔 -请留言 - Come on, Jill! - Leave a message.
-她不接 怎么回事 -凶手打电话来 - She's not picking up. What's going on? - The killer called,
他要杀我 但他想先杀了我的家人 he's coming after me. But he wants my family first.
-天哪 吉尔 -我们去叫警察 - Oh God, Jill... - Let's get the cops.
-警察不在 -什么 - The cops aren't there. - What?
我第一次进来时他们还在 They were there when I first came in,
-但现在不在了 -我们去科比家 - but they're not there now. - Let's get to Kirby's.
走正门 Out the front.
你能从下面撑住吗 Brace it from the bottom. Can you?
我们快走 Let's get out of here.
凯特 快点 凯特 Kate, come on! Kate!
告诉吉尔我很抱歉 Tell Jill I am so sorry...
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, shhhh...
凯特 Kate...
希克斯 你在干什么 Hicks. What are you doing?
我刚在房子旁边看见有人影 I just saw somebody coming around the side of the house.
霍斯和珀金斯哪去了 Where are Hoss and Perkins?
无线电联络不到他们 I couldn't get em on the radio.
那是谁的血 Whose blood is that?
是凯特的 我们刚被袭击了 Is...Is Kate's, we were just attacked.
她死了 She's dead.
-她在哪 -正门那里 - Where is she? - The front door.
-带我去 -好的 - Show me. - Ok.
-待在这儿 -好的 - Stay here. - Ok.
我是希克斯警官 This is Deputy Hicks.
罗伯茨家发生凶杀案 I've got a homicide at the Roberts residence.
霍斯和珀金斯都不见了 No sign of Perkins or Hoss.
收到 我们会尽力找到他们 Copy that. We'll try to locate em.
很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
停下 Halt!
你会没事的 好吗 我发誓 You're gonna be fine, alright? I swear.
你再不用独自一人 我们永远一起进退 No more on your own. It's you and me, forever.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
轻点 Easy.
-杜伊 -什么事 - Dewey. - Yeah?
-答应我件事 -任何事 - Promise me something. - Anything.
抓住那个混蛋 Catch that motherfucker.
当然 我爱你 Absolutely. I love you.
我也爱你 I love you.
你没看见 那里乱成一团了 You missed chaos. Utter chaos.
我简直不能相信 I can't believe that.
治安官的老婆啊 The Sheriff's wife, man.
她叫我们取消活动 但我们没有 结果这样 She told us to cancel it and we didn't and now this?
我们该怎么办 What are we supposed to do?
罗比 冷静点 这说得通 Robbie, calm down. It makes sense.
重启就是这样 This is what the re-boots do.
要超越原版的结局 They-they-they one up the original ending.
《伍兹伯勒凶杀案》以派对收尾 "The Woodsboro murders" ended at a party,
那在翻拍中 so in the remake...
派对就不是结局 新规则 The party is the false ending. New rules.
正是如此 Exactly.
好吧 别见怪 Ok, no offense guys
-我要放《血腥刺杀7》了 -太好了 - but I'm gonna put in Stab 7. - Yes...
没人能阻挠我的电影节 Nobody cancels my film festival.
我不想看那玩意 Wohaa, I don't wanna watch that.
奥利维亚都出了那种事了 Not after what happened to Olivia.
拜托 这是她的最爱 Oh, come on. It was her favorite.
-科比 你有不少经典电影啊 -没错 - Oh, wow Kirby. You have some classics here. - Yep.
《阴风阵阵》《威尼斯疑魂》 "Suspiria","Don't look now"...
是啊 You know it.
考我电影 我绝对是对答如流 电影小子 I can trivia your ass under the table, cinema boy.
是吗 谁最先扮演了皮脸[电锯杀人狂主角] Oh, yeah? Who played Leatherface first?
冈纳·汉森 Gunnar Hansen.
你感觉到了吗 Wow, did you feel that?
刚才我们之间的磁场 The charge that moved between us, then?
是我 我有超能力 Oh, that was me. I have powers.
太性感了 So sexy...
真受不了你们 还玩什么对答游戏 You guys are unbelievable. You're playing fucking trivia games?
警察要来找我们了 The cops are gonna come for us,
他们会关掉我的网站 they are gonna shut down my website.
-我们完蛋了 -说得对 - We're so dead! - Yeah. I agree.
老天 你从哪冒出来的 Jesus Christ, where did you come from?
正门 The front door.
顺便一提 科比 By the way Kirby,
鉴于目前的情况 with everything that's going on right now...
你最好锁好门 you probably shouldn't leave that unlocked.
抱歉 Sorry...
我能问一下你来干什么吗 And...may I ask what the hell are you doing here?
怎么 这不是余兴派对吗 Why, didn't I find the after-party?
不是 这不是派对 而且需要邀请 No, you found the Anti-party and it's invitation only.
吉尔邀请我了 Yeah, well, I got an invitation. From Jill.
什么情况啊 So, what's the story?
什么 What?
你给我发了短信 You sent me a text message.
在科比家举办余兴派对 After-party at Kirby's house.
你手机发我的 I mean, it was from your phone.
什么意思 我的手机 What do you mean, from my phone?
我手机哪去了 Oh, where is my phone?
好像落在你车里了 我没给他发短信 I think I left it in your car, I didn't text him.
我没给你发短信 我会证明的 I didn't text you. And I'll prove it!
那么 查理 罗比 So, Charlie, Robbie,
做帮凶的滋味如何呢 how does it feel to be accessories to a crime, huh?
-不是吧 杜伊的老婆 -我完蛋了 - I mean, really? Dewey's wife? - My life is over.
到底是你们谁用吉尔的手机给我发了短信 So which one of you guys sent me a text message from Jill's phone, huh?
我们就该相信你说的是实话吗 W...We're just supposed to accept that you're telling the truth?
你的手机不是丢了吗 Isn't your phone missing?
又买了个新的 Got a new one.
真的吗 真是巧啊 Really? Oh, that's incredibly convenient.
-杜伊 我是希克斯 -什么事 - Dewey, it's Hicks. - What's up?
凯特·罗伯茨死了 Kate Roberts is dead.
希德妮逃离了现场 And Sidney fled the scene.
什么 凯特怎么死的 What, what happened to Kate?
被刀捅死的 和其他人一样 She was stabbed, just like the others.
吉尔呢 And what about Jill?
没见人影 No sign of her at all.
霍斯和珀金斯跑哪里去了 Where the hell were Hoss and Perkins?
他们在两街区外被发现死在车里 They were found dead in their car two blocks away.
身上多处刀伤 Multiple stab wounds.
-好吧 我马上就到 -好的 长官 - Ok. I'm on my way. - Yes, Sir.
-你打错了 -谁啊 - Wrong number. - Who was that?
-没谁 -电影选好了吗 - Oh, nobody. - Did you pick a movie?
选好了 我们看恐怖片《电锯惊魂4》 Yeah, we're gonna go scary: Saw IV.
我在电影院看过了 特烂 Oh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks.
一点都不可怕 特别恶心 It's not scary, it's gross.
我讨厌色情虐杀那一套 I hate all that torture porn shit.
你究竟怎么想的 How do you really feel?
我喜欢竖锯 Well, I like Jigsaw.
他杀人很有创意 I think he kills people very creatively.
但你根本不在乎谁死了 But you don't give a shit who dies
因为对角色毫无挖掘 'cause there's no character development.
只有尸体肢解 血液喷溅 It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing...
查理 想坐在我旁边吗 Charlie, you want to sit over here next to me?
准备收看罗比·默瑟《通行证》特别节目 Alright...Get ready for a Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer extra.
今晚 查理·沃克很有可能 Now tonight, there is a good chance that Charlie Walker,
对 就是我哥们 会交桃花运 yes, my Charlie Walker, may get lucky with a girl.
我不能透露我的位置 Now I'm unable to, to publish my exact location,
但是 可以这么说 however, suffice it to say...
伍兹伯勒高中可能将迎来极客历史 Woodsboro High may be in store for some geek history.
等着瞧吧 We'll see.
有人吗 Hello?
谁在那里 Who's there?
老天 Oh, my God.
你去哪里 Where are you going?
去看前门锁上没 To make sure the front door is locked.
-不 别开门 -你反应过度了 - No, don't open it. - You're overreacting.
-查理 -怎么了 - Hey, Charlie. - Yeah?
抱歉 我知道你正看得入迷 I'm sorry, I know you're into the movie and all ,
但现在是行动的绝佳机会 but...now would be a really good time to make a move.
我行动吗 For me to make a move?
你不能先行动吗 Couldn't you make a move?
我已经有所行动了 I just did.
因为你其实还蛮可爱的 Cos you're actually pretty cute.
特别是当我害怕 Especially when I'm scared...
孤独 喝醉的时候 and lonely...and drunk.
伙计们 看到吉尔进来了吗 hi, guys. Did...did you see Jill, coming?
我在外面没看见她 I didn't see her outside.
是的 特雷弗 她在楼上 Yes, Trevor. She is upstairs.
感谢上帝 还有你来保护她 Thank God you're here to protect her
你都找不到她 when you can't even find her.
-根本没有人 -伙计 - There's nobody out here. - Oh, dude.
我超喜欢这段 嗯嗯 I love this part of the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-他说什么 -正当你以为 - What is it say? - Just when you think
她们都安全地待在房子里时 they're all safe and comfortable in the house
鬼脸从天而降 Ghostface comes in and bang!
我打扰到你们了吗 Did I interrupt something for you?
不会吧 Shut the fuck up.
谁请你来的 特雷弗 Who invited you, Trevor?
好吧 显然不是你了 Alright. Clearly not you.
我上楼了 I'm gonna be upstairs.
从我家滚出去 Get out of my house!
我有点醉了 Ok, I'm a little drunk so,
所以不是你的网络连接不好 don't blame me on your Internet connection.
我们去看看查理干什么呢 Let's see what Charlie is up to, shall we?
或者特雷弗和吉尔的纠葛 Or the saga of Trevor and Jill...
伍兹伯勒高中的狗血剧情啊 Oh, intrigue of Woodsboro High.
有这么多好戏可看 谁需要杀人凶手啊 Who needs a killer around when there's so much drama?
真是的 Oh, man...
这就好多了 Yeah... That's better.
等等 不 你不能 有规则的 Wait, no! You can't, you can't, there's rules.
我是同性恋 同性恋 I...I...I'm gay, I'm gay.
如果这有用的话 I mean, if it helps...
总是有个倒霉的女孩接到电话 ...some random girl who gets a call
然后必然被杀死 that undoubtedly ends up getting her killed.
剧情都猜得到 It's all so predictable.
没什么悬念 你可以预料一... There's no element of surprise. You can see ev...
科比 Kirby!
找到我手机了 在你房间里 I found my phone. It was up in your room.
根本没有给特雷弗发的短信 There was no text message sent to Trevor.
他真是个大骗子 He is such a liar.
他在哪 Where is he?
什么意思 他在哪 What do you mean, where is he,
他刚上楼找你了 he just went upstairs looking for you.
他不在楼上 He's not upstairs.
特雷弗 Trevor!
查理 罗比 Charlie! Robbie!
也许在外面 Maybe they are outside.
-吉尔 -希德妮 - Jill! - Sidney!
对不起 I am sorry,
我该告诉你和妈妈我要来这里 I should have told you and mom where I was going.
不 没关系 跟我走就好 No, it's ok, just I need you to come with me.
马上跟我走 好吗 Come with me right now, ok?
天呐 Oh, god.
快跑 Run!
罗比 Robbie!
快 Go!
希德妮 Sidney!
快啊 Come on!
-阳台 -没有别的路了吗 - The balcony! - There's no other way out?
我们可以跳下去 We can jump?
两层楼呢 It's two stories.
你手机呢 Where's your cell?
到床底下去 Get under the bed.
-什么 -照我说的做 - What? - Just do what I say.
到床底下去 我来找你之前 Get under the bed. And don't make a sound
待着别动 别出声 and don't come out till I come get you, okay?
-相信我 -好 - Just trust me. - Ok.
行了吗 没事吧 You got it? You ok?
吉尔 快跑 别停下 快跑 Jill, run. Just keep running. Get out!
-喂 -杜伊 - Hello? - Dewey!
希德妮 你在哪 Sidney, where are you?
在科比家 I'm at Kirby's.
凶手也在这儿 快来救我 The killer is here, I need your help.
-马上就到 -好 - I'm on my way. - Ok.
小希 希德妮 Sid! Sidney!
所有单位赶去维斯普巷329号 I need all units to 329 Whispering Lane.
所有单位 维斯普巷329号 All units! 329 Whispering Lane!
抱歉 是我 Sorry, it's just me.
我试着用固话报警 Look, I tried to call 911 with the land line instead,
但有人把路由器给砸了 but someone smashed the router.
-我用手机打通了 -吉尔在哪 - I think I got through on my cell. - Well, where's Jill?
天呐 进来 Oh, God. Get in.
快 快 快 快 Go, go, go, go!
这下面有个房间 我们可以把自己锁在里面 There's a room down there. We can lock ourselves in.
我听见你冲吉尔大吼 I heard you yelling to Jill.
她逃走了吗 Did she get away?
我想她没事 I think she's safe.
科比 让我进去 Kirby, let me in!
查理 Charlie...
不不 我找到了罗比 No, no, no, no, no, don't. I just found Robbie.
这是他的血 拜托 It's...It's just his blood, please.
拜托 凶手是别人 Please, there is someone else out here.
-让我进去 -不信任他 就别开门 - Let me in. - If you can't trust him, don't open the door.
天啊 让我进去 My God! Let me in!
离门远点 查理 Get away from the door, Charlie.
科比 是我啊 让我进去吧 Kirby, it's me! Please let me in!
离门远点 查理 Get away from the door, Charlie!
是我啊 It's me!
抱歉 我不能 I'm sorry, I can't...
你怎么回事 What the fuck...
对不起 I am sorry.
你背后 小心 Behind you! Look out!
不不 No, no, no, no, no!
科比 Kirby!
不 天啊 不 快放了他 Oh, no, God, no. He's...Leave him alone!
放了他 Leave him alone!
是查理的手机 It's Charlie's phone.
告诉希德妮今晚将有人头落地 Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight.
告诉希德妮这都是她的错 Tell Sidney it's all because of her.
或许她想替代他 Or maybe she wants to take his place.
我保证下手会很利落的 I promise to be quick.
是他 It's him.
好 我去找吉尔 她应该还在那里 Ok, I'm gonna get Jill, she should be in the same place.
尽量拖住他 我马上回来 好吗 Just-just keep him on the phone, I'll be right back ok?
放了他 求你 Let him go, please...
我听说你喜欢恐怖电影 科比 I hear you like horror movies, kirby.
但那能赶上你对他的喜欢吗 But do you like em so much as him?
这不是看《血腥刺杀》了 你可以身临其境 Forget watching Stab. You get to live it.
不不不 他才是专家 我不是 No, no, no, no, no. He's the expert, it's not me.
热身问题 杰森[《黑色星期五》]的凶器是什么 Warm up question: Jason's weapon?
大砍刀 Uh, it's a machete.
对了 你看 你熟悉这个类型 There, you see? You do know the genre.
迈克尔·梅耶[万圣节]呢 Michael Mayers?
屠刀 Butcher knife.
-皮脸[《德州电锯杀人狂》]呢 -电锯 求你了 - Leatherface? - A chainsaw. Please...
你需要帮助的话就问希德妮 Just ask Sidney if you need some help.
弗莱迪·克鲁格[《猛鬼街》]呢 Freddy Krueger?
剪刀手 Razor hands.
哪部电影掀起了杀人狂片狂潮 Name the movie that started the slasher craze:
《万圣节》《德州电锯杀人狂》 Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
《魔屋》还是《惊魂记》 The Last House on the Left Or Psycho?
-《惊魂记》 -都不是 - Psycho. - None of the above.
是《偷窥狂》 Peeping Tom.
1960年由迈克尔·鲍威尔执导 1960, directed by Michael Powell.
史上第一部以凶手的视角来拍摄的电影 First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.
等等 不不 Wait, wait. No, no, no, no.
拜托 再问一个问题 就一个 Please, just ask me one more question, just one more.
好吧 科比 Alright, Kirby.
这是你最后一个机会 Then it's time for your last chance question.
说出在哪部 Name the remake of
独创性恐怖电影的翻拍版中 the groundbreaking horror movie in which the villain...
《万圣节》《德州电锯杀人狂》 Halloween, Texas Chainsaw,
《活死人黎明》《隔山有眼》 Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have Eyes,
《鬼哭神嚎》《魔屋》 The Amityville Horror, The Last House on the Left
《黑色星期五》《猛鬼街》 Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street,
《血腥情人节》《来电惊魂》 My Bloody Valentine, When a Stranger Calls,
《厄夜舞会》 Prom Night
《黑色圣诞节》 Black Christmas,
《恐怖蜡像馆》《迷雾》 House of Wax, The Fog,
《食人鱼》其中的一部 对吗 对吗 uh, Piranha. It's one of those, right? Right?!
我答对了 他妈的我对了 I got it right. I was fucking right!
吉尔 Jill?
我赢了 查理 I won, Charlie.
我他妈的赢了 赢了 I fucking won. I won.
他想问倒我 但我赢了 He tried to beat me, but I fucking won.
太好了 Great, Kirby.
等等 好了 就好了 撑住 Hold on. Okay. Almost there. Just hang tight.
好了 Okay. Okay.
好了 All right.
科比 这是我的行动 Kirby? This is making a move.
同窗四年 你现在才注意到我吗 4 years of classes together and you notice me now?
你个蠢货 太晚了 You stupid bitch! It's too late!
我明白 我明白 I know, I know.
没事 慢慢来 It's ok, take your time.
这不像电影里那么快 是啊 Doesn't happen as fast as it does in the movies, I know.
查理 Charlie...
科比 Kirby?
电影看多了 就会明白很多道理 You know, you learn the law when you watch the movies over and over.
所有的情节都是为了杀你 All the plots are about trying to kill you.
吉尔在哪里 Where's Jill?
你以为她能跑掉 Oh, you think she's gonna get away?
你以为有人能跑掉吗 You think anyone gets away?
吉尔 Jill?
你好 希德妮 没想到吧 Hello, Sidney. Surprised?
看好了 Watch this.
现在 我亲爱的表姐 摄影机 This is the part when, my dear cousin, when the cameras...
要关掉了 turn off.
-查理 -处理好了 - Charlie? - Already taken care of.
我杀罗比时拍的视频超赞 Man, I got great footage of my Robbie kill.
比珍妮和玛妮还有奥利维亚的还精彩 Better than Jenny and Marnie or Olivia even.
好 我们回头剪辑上传 Good. We'll cut and upload it later.
全部嫁祸给特雷弗 Make it all traceable to Trevor.
说到他 Speaking of which...
似曾相识 是吗 Remind you of anything?
-吉尔 求你 -闭嘴 混蛋 - Jill, please... - Shut up! Dick.
这一切 我都是跟你学的 Everything I learned, I learned from you.
你以为你的男友很糟吗 希德妮 You think you had a shitty boyfriend, Sidney?
这位干了我 又甩了我 Here's one that fucks you, dumps you
还没让我出名 and doesn't even make you famous.
搞什么啊 吉尔 我爱过你的 What the fuck, Jill, I loved you!
闭上你的狗嘴吧 Shut the fuck up, already!
警察会希望你拿这把枪的 吉尔 I'm sure those cops would want you to have this, Jill.
用来自卫 For your protection.
别 No.
求你了 Baby, please...
真不该杀这么多人 特雷 Shouldn't have killed all those people, Trev.
还都录了像 Gone and put it on video even.
但你都是为了我 我真太感动了 But it means a lot that you did it for me.
你到底在胡扯些什么啊 What the fuck are you talking about?
我可不是你想背叛就背叛的 I am not the girl you cheat on.
我都检查过了 I've gone thru everything.
我们时间把握得很准 We're definitely good on timeline.
是啊 我们是绝配 Oh, yeah. We're perfect.
不不 求求你 No, no, no. Please.
这下他闭嘴了 That should keep him quiet.
准备好演第三幕了吗 Ready for act 3?
猜到了吗 希德妮 Got it figured out yet, Sidney?
为与翻拍主题一致 In keeping with our remake theme,
特雷弗是新一代的比利·卢姆斯 Trevor is this generation's Billy Loomis
而我们是无辜的受害者 希德妮和兰迪 and we're the innocent victims: Sidney and Randy.
你那时 世界只能听人讲述发生的一切 See, with you, the world just heard about what happened
但我们这代 but with us,
他们会看到 they're gonna see it.
这会轰动全球 It's gonna be a worldwide sensation.
人们都会看这些东西 And people gotta see this shit.
如今哪有人还看书啊 It's not like anyone reads anymore.
我会名扬四海 你永远无法匹及 I gonna know fame like you never even dreamed of.
只有两个孩子幸存了下来 Last two teenagers standing.
这次兰迪终于得到了心仪的女孩 This time Randy gets the girl.
你太棒了 完美的受害者 You're amazing. And you're the perfect victim.
我今天太会骗人了 不是吗 I was so unbelievable today, wasn't I?
我撒了那么多谎 I mean, I told so many lies,
我自己都要信了 I actually started to believe them.
我真觉得我有这个天赋 I really think that I was born for this.
你怎么能这样做 How could you do this?
你知道在这家长大的感受吗 Do you know what it was like growing up in this family?
作为你的亲人 听到的永远都是 Related to you? I mean, all I ever heard was
希德妮这个 希德妮那个 Sidney this and Sidney that,
希德妮 希德妮 希德妮 and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.
你总是他妈那么特别 You were always so fucking special!
现在轮到我了 Well, now I am the special one.
你会露出马脚的 向来如此 You'll slip, they always do.
来吧 查理 我们赶紧的吧 Come on, Charlie. Let's go on with this.
你必须坚强 忍着点 知道吗 You have to be strong and hold still. Ok?
嗯 老法子 就像比利和斯图 Yeah, yeah, old school, like Billy and Stu.
来吧 宝贝 加把劲 来吧 Come on, baby, get it up. Come on.
捅肩膀 捅肩膀 捅肩膀 来吧 Shoulder me, shoulder me, shoulder me. Get it up!
好疼啊 我们不是这样排练的 It's hurts! Not the way we rehearsed it.
像你说的 查理 比利和斯图 You said it, Charlie: Billy and Stu.
特雷弗和你 Trevor and you.
什么才是媒体的最爱 宝贝 What the media really loves, baby,
唯一的幸存者 is a sole survivor.
问她就知道了 Just ask you know who.
特雷弗是你的搭档 Trevor was your partner
而你则是主谋 and you, you were the idea man.
你连朋友都杀吗 Even your friends?
我朋友吗 My friends?
你搞清楚没有 What world are you living in?
我不需要朋友 我需要粉丝 I don't need friends. I need fans.
你还不明白吗 Don't you get it?!
杀你不是最终目的 This has never been about killing you.
而是要成为你 It's about...becoming you.
老天 我妈都得死啊 I mean, for fuck's sake, my own mother had to die,
虽然这我不心疼 就为了尊重原版 no great loss there... so I could stay true to the original.
很病态 是吗 病态是新的正常 It's sick, right? Well sick is the new sane.
你有过你的辉煌 现在我想要我的 You had your 15 minutes, now I want mine!
我该做什么呢 I mean, what am I supposed to do?
上大学 读研 工作吗 Go to college, grad school, work?
看看周围 我们如今都活在公众的目光下 Look around, we all live in public now,
活在网络世界里 we're all on the Internet.
你以为现在的人怎么出名啊 How do you think people become famous anymore?
你根本不需要成就什么 You don't have to achieve anything.
你只需要等着遇上灾难 You just gotta have fucked up shit happen to you.
所以你必须死 小希 这是规则 So, you do have to die Sid. Those are the rules.
新电影 新系列 New movie, new franchise.
主角只有一个 面对现实吧 There's only room for one lead and, let's face it,
你纯真的日子 已经过去了 your ingenue days, they are over.
别告诉我你没料到会有今天 Don't tell me you didn't know this day would come.
妈的 Oh, fuck!
快快 快进去 Come on, let's move it!
他已经死了 He's gone.
-楼上楼下各个房间检查一下 -遵命 - Check the rooms, both sides and upstairs. - Yes, Ma'm.
吉尔 能说说发生了什么吗 Jill can you give us a description...
-看这里 -吉尔 - Over here... - Jill...
吉尔 当英雄的感觉如何 Jill! How does it feel to be a hero?...
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没事了 你会没事的 It's ok, you are gonna be ok.
吉尔 你还活着 这是最重要的 Jill. You made it. That's all that matters.
特雷弗和查理想杀我 Trevor, Charlie, they tried to kill me.
我听说他们杀了我妈 And I heard they killed my mom. And...
罗比和科比也死了 And Robbie and Kirby too.
别想了 休息吧 Just lay back. Try to rest.
你妻子还好吗 Is...is your wife...
她没事 她在恢复了 She's gonna be fine. She's recovering.
如果我有天想写书了 If I ever write a book one day I'd,
我想和她合作 I'd want her to write it with me.
我们现在有一样的伤口了 一定是好搭档 We'd be a good team with our matching wounds and all.
我们都是幸存者 We're survivors now.
真希望希德妮也能活下来 I just wish Sidney was too.
吉尔 他们还不确定 Jill, they're not sure yet.
现在情况还很危险 It's still touch and go.
但她在重症监护室 But she's in ICU
他们认为她能挺过来 and they think Sidney just might make it.
什么 What?
我看见特雷弗杀了她 But... but I saw Trevor kill her.
我们还不确定 她还在坚持着 Look, we don't know yet. But she's hanging on.
我想见她 I...I...I wanna see her.
她还没醒 She's not awake yet.
她可能会失忆 And, she may not remember anything.
你到时得帮帮她了 You'll have to help her with that.
不着急 你先好好休息 好吗 All in time. Just get some rest now, ok?
她还好吗 She gonna be ok?
嗯 她很坚强 Yeah, she's a strong kid.
她必须得坚强了 She's gonna have to be.
她还问了你的情况 She asked if you were ok.
她认为你们俩应该联手写书 She thinks you guys should write a book together.
伤口都一样 With your matching wounds.
怎么 她也是伤在肩膀吗 Why, she was stabbed in the shoulder?
她怎么知道我伤在哪里 How did she know I was too?
糟糕 Damn it!
你就是死不了 是吗 You just won't die, will ya?
你到底算什么啊 Who are you,
迈克尔·梅耶吗 Michael fucking Mayers?
不 算了吧 Yeah, I don't think so.
他妈的还不死 Fucking die already!
伤口痛不痛啊 How are those stitches?
希德妮 Sidney!
希克斯 赶快去希德妮·普莱斯考特的病房 Hicks, get to the Sidney Prescott's room
-叫人手来 -马上 长官 - and call for backup! - Be right up, Sir.
-小希 小希 -杜伊 - Sid? Sid. - Dewey!
要这么结束吗 小希 Is this how it's gonna be, Sid?
电影应该在家里结局 The ending of the movie was supposed to be at the house.
这个结局太傻了 I mean, this is just...silly.
就当是另一版结局吧 Consider this an alternate ending.
你跑不掉的 吉尔 You're not gonna get out of this, Jill.
-我当然能 -杜伊 - Of course I will. - Dewey?
小希 Sid...
冷静点 等等 Easy..Wait, wait.
我们的书怎么办 What about the book?
看来我只能一个人写了 Looks like I'll just have to write it myself.
该死的 Goddammit!
别开枪 Don't even think about shooting
否则我打爆杜伊的头 or I'll blow Dewey's head off.
你以为我不敢吗 把枪给我 You think I won't do it? Gimme your gun!
照做 Do it.
你听到了 You heard her.
你非得逞英雄 是吗 You just had to be the hero, huh?
把枪给我 Give me your gun.
给她吧 Give it to her.
怎么 你聋了吗 What are you, deaf?
把枪给我 Give me...your gun.
站起来 And get up.
双手抱头 And keep your hands over your head.
别做蠢事 Don't do anything stupi...
别对我指手画脚 Don't fucking tell me what to do.
老天 Oh, God...
站起来 贱人 Now, get up bitch.
好的 Ok.
-起来 快点 -好 - Get up. Now! - Okay.
她帮不了你的 She's not gonna help you.
过来 Come on.
他也帮不了你 Neither is he.
杜伊 Dewey?
快点 走出来 Let's go. Get your skinny ass out here.
好 Ok...
打爆你的头 我会很开心的 I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off.
除颤器 充电
好 但是 Ok, but can I just
我能留个遗言吗 have one final word?
什么 求我吗 What? Please?
不是 No...
-离手 -什么 - Clear. - Clear?
离手 Clear!
你忘了翻拍的首要原则 吉尔 You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill.
原版惹不得 Don't fuck with the original.
天呐 杜伊 Oh my God, Dewey.
怎么回事 Uh, what hit me?
别问了 Don't ask.
还好吗 You ok?
她就站在我身后 She was standing right behind me.
他们总是如此 They always are.
天啊 Oh, God...
好枪法 Nice one.
希克斯 你没死啊 Hicks, you're alive?
防弹衣 护胸衣 Wear the vest, save your chest.
两名警员受伤 I got two officers down,
多人受伤 一个新疑犯 several injuries and a new suspect.
医生哪去了 天杀的 We need a doctor, Goddammit!
我不了解你了 但我感觉好多了 I don't know about you, but I feel a whole lot better.
人都跑哪去了 Where the hell is everybody?
我们在伍兹伯勒社区医院现场直播 We're live at Woodsboro Community Hospital,
等待幸存者吉尔·罗伯茨首次发言 awaiting a first public statement from Jill Roberts, survivor.
这场杀戮现在被称为 A survivor of what is now being called
"伍兹伯勒屠杀重启" "The Woodsboro Massacre reboot"...
她叫吉尔·罗伯茨 Jill Roberts is her name.
这个名字将闻名全球 A name the whole world will now know...
她仅凭一人就阻止了 ...who single-handedly put a stop
这场21世纪的伍兹伯勒大屠杀 to this 21st century Woodsboro killing spree...
伍兹伯勒的吉尔·罗伯茨 Jill Roberts of Woodsboro,
今晚她鼓舞了我们所有人 a girl who's lifted all our spirits tonight.
一位美国英雄 An American hero,
与电影如出一辙 right out of the movies.