所以这个爱尔兰男人敲开这位女士的门 说 So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and says,
你知道的 你 呃 呃 you know, "Have you got any, uh... Any, uh..
有我可以做的工作么 work for me?"
然后她说 额 好吧 And she says, "Um, well, you know,
其实 你可以刷一下门廊的油漆 as a matter of fact, you could paint the porch."
但是两个小时之后 那家伙又回来了 说 But two hours later, the guy comes back and says,
我已经刷完了 女士 "I'm already finished, ma'am,
门廊Porch和保时捷Porche发音相同 不过提醒你一下 那不是保时捷 那是辆宝马 but just for your information, it's not a Porsche, it's a BMW."
来吧 混蛋 OK, asshole.
快点儿 Giddyap.
母狐猴比公狐猴跳得更远 The female lemur is a better jumper
而且比公狐猴更适合抢劫 and more efficient forager than her male counterpart.
她对公狐猴有支配权 She has dominance over the male...
哦 天哪 感受下 Oh, my God... feel this.
孩子踢我了 感受一下 Baby's kicking. Feel.
摸一下 不 不是我的胸 Touch it. No, not my boob.
这儿 Here.
抱歉我们把你吵醒了 Sorry we woke you up.
是他干的 这个混蛋 It was him, this asshole.
-这是什么意思 -我现在手头有点紧 - What's this? - I'm a little tight right now.
我的活儿可不接受分期付款 我不是杰西潘尼服装公司 My shit is not layaway. I'm not JCPenney.
你知道的 我有能力支付 You know I'm good for it.
我没以前赚得多了 文 只有一些怪胎才喜欢大肚子 I don't make like before, Vin. Only a few freaks like the belly.
我必须为我的产假存钱 I have to save for maternity leave.
嘿 我喜欢大肚子 好么 Hey, I like the belly, OK?
下周二见 I'll see you next Tuesday.
下次要加倍 好么 加一倍 Extra when you do, OK? Double.
这里说账户已被冻结了 This one here says the line is frozen.
是啊 持有这些反向抵押贷款 Yes, with these reverse mortgages,
你只可以贷你房子产权价值的 you can only borrow a percentage
百分之几 of the equity you have in the house.
这称为贷款成数 That's called the loan-to-value.
不过现在 这八年以来 But now, since you've been getting monthly payments from us
你一直从我们这儿获得月度付款 for the last... eight years,
你已达到套现上限 you've reached the cash-out limit.
这就是我刚才说的贷款成数 That's that loan-to-value thing I just mentioned.
-这房子价值 -它曾经价值 - The house is worth... - It was worth.
不管怎样都是曾经的价值了 Whatever it was worth.
我需要这钱 I need that money.
我很抱歉 麦肯纳先生 不过我确实无能为力 I'm sorry, Mr. MacKenna, but there's really nothing I can do.
-事实就是这样了 -就是这样了么 - It is what it is. - "It is what it is"?
所有人都这么说 你知道这句话意思吗 Everyone's saying that now. You know what it means?
一朝被玩完 永远不翻身 "You're screwed, and you shall remain screwed."
我要关闭这个账户 I want to close this account.
我很遗憾 先生 请问为何 I'm so sorry to hear that, sir. May I ask why?
女士 你只是一个站柜台的 Lady, you're just a spoke on a wheel,
像我们所有人一样努力挣钱维生 trying to make a living like the rest of us schmucks.
我不想对你爆粗口 所以 I do not want to tell you to go fuck yourself, so let's...
我要关停账户 行么 就这样 麻烦了 I'm closing it, OK? Let's just leave it at that, please.
好 Ok.
一百一十二美元四分 $112.14.
-好吧 给我小钞吧 -不是 先生 - All right, small bills. - No, sir.
是你透支了那么多 You're overdrawn that much.
这是什么意思 What does that mean?
你提取的钱比你账户里的钱还多 You took out more money than you actually have in your account.
这儿是零 而你已经负了 Here's zero. You went below zero.
所以 我不能关闭这个账户吗 So I... can't close this account?
你能 You can.
只要你能把透支的钱补上 Once you get it back to zero.
嘿 文老兄 你自己过的还好么 Hey, you taking care of yourself, Vin?
嗯 一双花眼 Yeah, blurry eyes.
我在做有氧运动 你看不出来么 I'm doing aerobics, can't you tell?
我在按简·方达的锻炼指南做 I'm doing the Jane Fonda workout.
一 二 三 伸展 A one, two, three, and stretch.
简看起来还是那么迷人 Janie's still looking good.
罗格 你有没有可能给 除了你妹妹之外的人 Roger, is there any chance you could ever make one of these
调一杯足够烈的酒呢 that's strong enough for someone that's not... your sister?
我们为什么不能消停一分钟呢 Why don't we give it a break for a minute.
-消停啥 -那酒 - Give what a break? - The liquor.
你不打算给我倒酒 You're not gonna serve me?
别这样 Don't be like that.
我在这一直留意你 I'm watching out for you here.
你在留意我么 You watching out for me?
你整天给比我 You serve poison all day
还不了解情况的人灌毒 to all these people that don't know no better.
让他们活着活着就死了 So they can die while they're living.
而你却在留意我 你个骗子 And you're watching out for me. You phony.
哦 布兰奇 这是我的朋友们 萝丝和桃乐丝 Oh, Blanche, these are my friends, Rose and Dorothy.
来这儿 Come here.
闭嘴 Shut up!
有人在睡觉呢 People are sleeping!
该死 Piss.
嘿 出什么事儿了 Hey! What's going on?
你们会说英语么 You habla English?
是的 我们说英语 先生 Yes, we speak English, seor.
那你们到底在这干什么 Then what the hell are you doing here?
你们俩混蛋弄断了我的树 That's my tree you assholes hit.
和我的篱笆 And my fence.
还有我的车 And my damn car.
你们到底说英语么 Do you speak English?
-呆在车上 -好的 先生 - Stay here. - Yes, sir.
我要报警 I'm calling the cops.
-有什么问题么 -你想怎么样 - Is everybody OK? - What do you want?
-我叫玛姬 是你的新邻居 -那又怎样 - I'm Maggie. I'm your new neighbor. - So?
好吧 我们正在搬进来 Well, we're moving in.
是的 我看得出来 这些笨蛋是和你一起的么 I can see that, yeah. Are these dipshits with you?
是的 他们是我从搬家公司找的人 Yes, they're the men I hired from the moving company.
哦 天呐 Oh, boy.
哦 天啊 不 哦 屎啊 才对吧 "Oh, boy"? No. "Oh, shit" Is more like it.
这个篱笆已经有二十年的历史了 This fence is 20 years old.
车子已经用了三十年了 The car's 30.
这树比我都老 The tree is older than I am.
额 抱歉 我不确定我 Well, I'm sorry. I'm not sure what I'm...
这也不是我想打招呼的方式 This is not how I wanted to meet, either.
-是你们干的么 -当然是他们了 - Did you do this? - Of course they did it.
你是白痴么 看看犯罪现场 What are you, stupid? Look at the crime scene.
好吧 你不必对我如此无礼 OK, you don't have to be rude to me!
我只是刚搬过来 I'm just trying to move in here.
我雇了这些人干活 然后发生了意外 I hired these guys to do it. And accidents happen.
好吧 这车是个老古董 小姐 我是说 它很值钱 Well, the car is an antique, missy. I mean, it's worth a lot.
-那我负全责 -就你 - Then I'll take care of it. - You?
你没什么钱的 You don't got no money.
怎样 我是说 我不是冒犯你 What? I mean, no offense,
但你看起来就不像有钱的 好吧 but you just don't look like you do. OK?
而且我可以确定这年轻人和这家伙也没什么钱 And I'm sure Chico and the Man here are off the books.
不用了 我会去告搬家公司 No, I will sue the moving company.
你可以修整一下篱笆和树 You can buck up for the fence and the tree.
好吧 Fine.
再见 Toodles.
这是我们的新邻居么 Is that our new neighbor?
是啊 Yep.
看样子我们的日子不会好过了 It's gonna be a long life.
好 树说 "'Well,' said the tree,
它努力的让自己拔节长高 straightening herself up as much as she could,
然后成为一个老树桩 供人们休息 'An old stump is good for sitting and resting.
它会说 来啊 孩子 坐下 坐下休息 Come, boy, sit down. Sit down and rest.'
然后这男孩坐下了 树很开心 And the boy did. And the tree was happy."
天啊 好令人沮丧 God, that's depressing.
不 不是啊 No, it's not.
树乐于奉献 The tree was meant to give,
所以会奉献一切 毫无保留 so to be able to give everything and have nothing left
这是作为一棵树而言 最好的宿命 is the best life the tree could ever have.
好吧 你爸爸想必认为我是一棵树 Well, your father must think I'm a tree.
-为什么他会这么想 -没什么 没什么 - Why would he think that? - Nothing. Nothing.
你有积极乐观的想法是好事 来吧 It's good you think good things. Come on.
进去 Get in there.
好了 明天很重要 All right, big day tomorrow.
是啊 我知道 第一天 Yeah, I know, first day.
是的 我也是 Yeah, for me, too.
而且我不能迟到 好吗 现在只剩我和你了 And I can't be late, all right? It's just me and you now.
-我知道 -定好闹钟 - I know. - Set your alarm
确保我不会睡过头 晚安 and make sure I don't oversleep. Good night.
好的 这儿 我给你准备的花生酱和香蕉 All right. Here, I made you peanut butter and banana.
-谢谢 妈 -好 - Thanks, Mom. - OK.
口袋里有零钱吧 Do you have your snack money in your pocket?
-钥匙呢 -嗯 - And your keys? - Yep.
手机拿了么 地图呢 You got your phone? Map?
-嗯 地图在手机里存着呢 -好的 几点放学 - Yep, on the phone. - OK, what time do you get out?
-两点四十五 -好的 到时直接回家 2：45. - All right, come straight home,
开始做作业 我大概几个小时之后回家 start your homework, and I'll be home a couple hours after that.
等一等 妈妈 你不来接我么 Wait, Ma, you're not gonna pick me up or anything?
我在公车专用车道上 I'm in the bus lane! I'm not
我不能再收罚单了 奥利弗 拜拜 乖 gonna get another ticket, Oliver! Bye, be good!
好了 安静 OK, settle down!
安静 安静 安静一下 安静一下 Settle down! Settle down! Settle down! Settle down!
我知道 像你们这么大 还在喝糖果汁的年纪 I know it's hard to contain yourselves when you're so, so young
很难控制自己 and full of sugar juice,
不过我们必须集中注意力学习 否则呢 but we must concentrate on our studies or we will what?
我们会笨死 We will die dumb.
是的 没错 并且天堂不收笨蛋 Yes, we will, and dumbness does not play well in Heaven.
这是奥利弗 This is Oliver.
奥利弗在学期中加入了我们圣帕特里克 Oliver is joining us midstream here at St. Patrick,
我们也很欢迎他 是不是 and we are very happy to have him, are we not?
欢迎来到圣帕特里克 奥利弗 Welcome to St. Patrick, Oliver.
多么真诚的关爱 谢谢关爱 Such genuine caring. Thank you.
我觉得你感动了 对不对 你是不是感动了 I think you feel touched? Right? You feel touched by that?
也许作为感谢 你可以带领大家做晨祷 Maybe as a thank you, you can lead us all in morning prayer.
我觉得 那个 我是一个犹太教徒 I think... I think I'm Jewish.
好吧 Ok.
知道了 Good to know.
奥利弗觉得他是一个犹太教徒 Oliver thinks he's Jewish.
-我也是 -我是佛教徒 - So am I. - I'm Buddhist.
根本没有上帝 There is no God.
是啊 你了解了吧 Yes. You get the idea.
奥利弗 在这个教室里 我们接受世界所有宗教 We celebrate all the religions of the world in this room, Oliver.
我是天主教徒 这是世界上最好的信仰 真的 I'm a Catholic, which is the best of all the religions, really,
因为我们有最强大的教规 because we have the most rules
和最漂亮的制服 and the best clothes,
不过在我们中间也有佛教徒 不可知论者 but among us there is also a Buddhist, agnostic.
也有一个浸信会的 还有一个“我不知道”教的 We have a Baptist, and we have an "I don't know,"
这似乎是世界上发展最快的宗教 which seems to be the fastest growing religion in the world.
而现在 又有一个叫“我觉得我是犹太教徒”的 And now we have "I think I'm Jewish,"
一名班级新生 奥利弗 所以感谢你 which is a new one for the class, Oliver, so thanks for that,
不过这不妨碍你为我们做晨祷 but it does not preclude you from giving us a morning prayer.
让我们低头祷告 Let us bow our heads and pray.
亲爱的 Dear...
上帝 之类 God, et cetera.
亲爱的上帝 谢谢你 Dear... Dear God... thank you?
-阿门 -阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
-阿门 阿门 感谢上帝 -阿门 - Amen! Amen, thanks be to God. - Amen.
好的 激动人心的瞬间 All right, stirring stuff.
干得好 奥利弗 找个座位坐下 Well done, Oliver. Go grab yourself a seat.
大家把课本拿出抽屉 And everybody else dust off those textbooks
然后翻到第十二章 and go to chapter 12.
第十二章 天主教圣徒 That's chapter 12, Catholic saints.
贝尔蒙公园
好了 我在这儿 All right, I'm here.
我在这儿 准备好了 我可以 I'm here. I'm ready. I'm able.
开动吧 来吧 Let's get this. Come on.
看啊 那是胡椒粉在内圈领先 Look at that, it's Ground Pepper sprinting ahead on the inside!
快啊 快点儿 Come on, dig in.
快 Come on.
来啊 Come on!
哪怕就一次 One time!
就他妈一次 One damn time!
这婊子养的 You son of a bitch!
我真不明白你为什么这么生气 文尼 I don't know why you get so pissy, Vinny.
你总是输 到目前为止看起来你还挺舒服啊 You always lose. It seems like you'd be comfortable by now.
啊 难熬的一天啊 Yeah, tough day.
很自便啊 Help yourself.
我渴了 而且你还欠我钱 文 I'm thirsty. And you owe me money, Vin.
我现在有问题要处理 I got a situation I'm working out.
你知道的 我不是这唯一的投资人 You know, I'm not the sole proprietor here.
我还要给其他人答复 I've got other people to answer to.
我只是需要一点时间 仅此而已 I just need a little time, that's all.
那么 我应当怎么和他们说 So what do I tell them?
一个月 A month.
那我们都妥协一下 We'll split the difference.
两个星期吧 Make it two weeks.
小心 Watch out!
好的 多少个 All right, how many?
时间到 And time!
你可以放手了 You can let go now.
你之前学校有体育课吗 Did they have physical education in the last school you went to?
-有 -你上过吗 - Yes. - Did you take it?
上过 先生 Yes, sir.
看看这是谁 这个强壮哥 Look who it is. There's the strong man.
我觉得我是犹太教徒 "I think I'm Jewish."
我的名字是奥利弗 好么 My name's Oliver, by the way.
我叫奥利弗 "My name's Oliver."
你这个小杂碎 You little turd.
-你到底从哪儿来啊 -各位 - Where'd you come from, anyway? - Hello.
你们听见铃声了么 Did you guys hear the bell?
这说明该走了 要去上课了 That means to move, go to class.
快点 我们走 Come on, let's go.
连一个仰卧起坐都做不了 Can't even do a sit-up.
-你需要张地图吗 -不 先生 - Do you need a map? - No, sir.
那你最好走快点 Well, you better double-time it,
否则你就迟到了 快走 or you're gonna be late. Let's go.
该死 Shit.
谁拿了他的衣服 Who took his clothes?
短裤不错 Nice shorts.
先生 Sir?
上帝啊 带我走 别玩我啊 Take me, God. Don't play with me.
是我 先生 It's me, sir.
嗯 啥事儿 Yeah, what?
可不可以借用一下你的电话 I was wondering if I could use your phone?
-我的电话吗 -是啊 - My phone? - Yes.
-我家里的吗 -是的 先生 - In my house? - Yes, sir.
我要打电话给我妈 我被关在门外了 I need to call my mom. I'm locked out of the house,
因为体育课上的那些小子拿了我的钥匙和手机 'cause these guys in gym class took my keys and my phone
我进不去 并且他们还拿了我的钱包 and I can't get in. And they also took my wallet.
不用说这么详细 好吧 I don't need to hear the whole story, OK?
就一个电话 One call.
嗨 我是玛姬 暂时无法接听你的电话 Hi. It's Maggie. Can't take your call right now.
有事请留言 Please leave a message.
哦 妈妈 我把家里的钥匙 钱包 Oh, hey, Mom. I, lost my keys for the house and my wallet
还有手机弄丢了 我在 and my phone, and I'm at the...
隔壁老头家 old guy's next-door.
先生 请问您的名字是 Sir, what's your name?
-文森特老头 -文森特老头 - Vincent, the old guy. - Vincent, the old guy.
毒舌的那个 The mean one.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
奥利弗 先生 It's Oliver, sir.
他们就让你穿这条短裤上学么 They let you wear those shorts to school?
说来话长 先生 Well, it's a long story, sir.
我想也是 I'm sure it is.
什么事 Yeah?
嗨 我是玛姬 奥利弗的妈妈 Hi. This is Maggie, Oliver's mom.
你孩子在这儿 Your kid's here.
是的 我知道 我听到了留言 我希望你不要介意 Yeah, I know. I got his message. I hope that's all right.
什么不要介意 Is what all right?
-他呆在那儿 -呆在这儿 - That he stays there. - Stays here?
-什么情况 呆在这儿 -我在上班 - Like what, stays here? - I'm at work.
我有三四个病人 I've got three or four more cases,
一时半会儿回不来 and I'm not gonna be home for a few hours,
所以我在这儿有点忙不过来 so I'm kind of in a jam here.
你想要我给你带孩子 You want me to babysit?
不 其实 他不算个小孩儿 Well, it's not... It's not like he's a baby.
我的意思是 他可以在那儿安静地坐着 做做作业 I mean, he's just probably gonna sit quietly and do his homework.
嗯 其实他很好带的 He's... he's really easy.
先生 那是 Sir, is that...
-你打算付我多少钱 -什么 - How much you paying? - What?
你要我帮你带孩子 You want me to babysit.
我又不搞慈善 I'm not a philanthropy.
-我不是 那 十美元一小时如何 -十二 - I don't... Ten dollars an hour? - Twelve.
好吧 十二美元一小时 我能和他说话么 OK, $12 an hour. Can I talk to him?
找你的 -It is for you.
我说了 坐起来 ...I said, sit up!
起来 Up!
它不喜欢其他人 He doesn't like many people.
先生 我对动物很有一手的 I'm good with animals, sir.
是的 他平素不喜欢 Yeah. He doesn't usually
自称对动物很有一手的人 like people who say they're good with animals.
好吧 朋友 OK, pal...
*阿伯特和科斯特洛:美国喜剧演员团体 你从没见过阿伯特和科斯特洛么 You never seen Abbott and Costello?
没有 先生 他们很老么 No, sir. Are they old?
不 No.
他们死了 They're dead.
最老不过如此了 That's the oldest you can be.
或者是最年轻的 人死后时间永远停止了 Or the youngest. Time freezes when you're dead.
你从哪儿学到的 Where'd you learn that?
一本书里 A book.
什么书 What book?
一本儿童书 先生 我敢说你没听说过 A kids book, sir. I doubt you'd know it.
晚饭时间了 It's dinnertime.
-你饿了没 -有一点儿 先生 - You hungry or something? - A little, sir.
意料之中啊 That figures.
抱歉 我去去就来 Excuse me, I'll be right back.
你可以吃寿司 You're getting sushi.
你看 你的麻烦全没了 You see, your troubles are all over.
那可能是你妈 That's probably your mother.
可能吧 先生 Probably, sir.
-别起来 -好 - Don't get up. - OK.
嗨 我 Hi. I...
-嗨 文森特么 -是的 - Hi. Vincent? - Yep.
我是玛姬 我 Maggie. I...
谢谢你照看他 Thank you for watching him.
你知道的 新工作 还有我那上司 所以 You know, with the new job and... my boss, you know...
-不用说的这么具体 -好吧 - I don't need to hear the whole story. - OK.
哦 Oh...
对了 Here.
我们说好什么来着 是 What'd we say? Was that...
三个小时 嗯 十二美元 ...that three hours at... at $12...
-总共三十六美元 -是的是的 我知道 - $36. - Yeah. Yeah, I know that.
-我有两张二十的 -我没有零钱 - I've got two twenties. - I don't have change.
那好吧 That's fine.
孩子放学了你怎么能不安排一个人照看他 How come you don't have anyone to watch this kid after school?
我们才搬进来 We just moved in.
孩子的爸爸呢 Where's the father?
我们在大学遇见的 然后就 We met in college, and it turns out that...
-嗯 他又和别人好了 -那不用说了 - he had been seeing someone... - Don't need to tell it, then.
你要赔我的篱笆么 You gonna pay for my fence?
嗯 我 好的 Yeah, I... yes,
-我说过会的 -还有我的树呢 - I said I was going to. - And my tree?
那个 我不知道应该怎么赔一个树枝 I'm not sure how... I can pay for a branch.
万物皆有价 成年人了 应该明白这个 Everything has a price. You're an adult, you should know that.
好的 告诉我吧 All right. Let me know.
我可以在这孩子放学回家后带他几个小时 I can watch the kid after school, a few hours.
同样的价钱 Same price.
也可以一小时十一美元 你付零食钱 I can do $11 an hour, you pay the snacks.
你孩子吃了我最后的一罐沙丁鱼 Your kid ate my last can of sardines.
真的吗 Really?
-你可以闻闻他的嘴 -还可以有些选择 - Smell his breath. - They have those options...
我以为你在文森特家吃了饭 I thought you ate at Vincent's house.
我们吃了寿司 We had sushi.
你吃了寿司 You had sushi?
哦 是沙丁鱼罐头 他叫那个寿司 Well, sardines. He calls it sushi.
不想伤害他的感情 Didn't want to hurt his feelings.
那么 你喜欢他么 So, you like him?
嗯 他蛮有意思的 Well, he's interesting.
有点酷 闷闷骚骚的那种 Sort of cool, in a grouchy sort of way.
嗯 猜得到 Yeah, I'll bet he is.
他有一只很酷的猫 菲利克斯 He has a cool cat, though, Felix.
你知道吗 他 You know, he...
主动说要放学后照顾你 offered to watch you after school.
-是么 -这主意挺糟的 是吧 - He did? - That's a horrible idea, right?
呃 Well...
他正好住在隔壁 你找不到更近的了 he lives right next door. You can't get closer than that.
是的 我也是这样想的 Yeah, I had thought about that.
省的我再找一个人照顾你了 You know, it would save me from having to find a babysitter.
你会回家的 对么 You'll be home, though, right?
当然 我会回家 不过有时候会晚点 Yeah, I'm gonna come home, but sometimes late.
你知道 我现在是必须挣钱养家的人了 You know, I'm the one that has to work now.
你爸爸不会帮忙了 Your father's not helping.
我也不知道他以后会不会 I don't know if he ever is going to.
你的学校也不便宜 And your school's not exactly cheap.
我猜他这么大年纪 不会有威胁 I guess he's too old to be dangerous,
但也不至于太大年纪而有太大威胁 and not too old to be too dangerous, either.
如果你明白我是什么意思的话 If you know what I mean.
真是蠢地方 Stupid place.
谁惹你生气了 Who pissed in your Cheerios?
我不能再跳舞了 I can't dance no more.
哦 真是意料之外啊 Oh, that's a surprise.
我们需要钱 文 We need the money, Vin!
这同情价突然打了折扣啊 The quality of mercy is suddenly strained.
我应该告那些混蛋 I should sue these assholes!
用什么罪名来着 What's the word?
歧视怀孕妇女 是吧 Discrimination against pregnant woman! Yes?
我觉得你绝对会胜诉 I think you got a real good case.
这该死的大肚子害我多花多少钱 This stupid bump is costing me much money.
不久 他会让你赔上更多的钱 Well, he's gonna cost you a lot more pretty soon.
不是个“他” It's not "He."
是个女儿么 it's a she?
我怎么知道 How I know this?
我看起来像一个灵媒么 I look like psychic to you?
不 你不是 不过可以借助科技 No, you don't. But they have technology.
是啊 我知道有科技 Yeah, I know what they have.
好吧 也许我给脱衣舞雇主打一个电话 Well, maybe I call stripper employer
然后让他们把保险卡传真过来支付超声波 and ask them to fax insurance card to pay ultrasound.
对吧 Yes?
我的问题是 So, the question I suppose is...
什么是圣人 什么是圣人 what is a saint? What is a saint?
谁知道圣人是什么 Does anybody know what a saint is?
我觉得没有人知道 哦 瑞秋 I don't think they do. Ooh, Rachel.
圣人是展现与行使特殊神圣行为的人 Individuals who display and act out of exceptional holiness.
太完美了 瑞秋 谢谢 That's pretty perfect. Thank you, Rachel.
谁能说出一个圣人的名字 Who can name a saint?
-耶利米 -圣人裘德 - Jeremiah. - Saint Jude?
圣人裘德 是的 他做了什么有名的事迹呢 Saint Jude, yes. And what is Saint Jude known for?
我想他开了一家医院 是么 I think he owns a hospital, right?
还有高尔夫球赛 是么 那是 好吧 And a golf tournament, right? That's what... Yeah, OK.
有谁知道一些现代的圣人 Anyone know any modern-day saints?
布丽奇特 Bridgette.
-特蕾莎修女 -特蕾莎修女 是的 - Mother Teresa. - Mother Teresa, yes.
伟大的特蕾莎修女是现代圣人 The big MT is a modern-day saint.
所以 所谓圣人是这样一类人 So, a saint is a human being
我们赞美他们对他人的 we celebrate for their commitment and dedication
承诺和奉献 to other human beings,
和他们的牺牲和勤奋工作 for the sacrifices that they make, for their hard work
给我们以及追随他们的人 in making the world a better place for those around us
带来更加美好的世界 and for those who will follow them.
晚安 Good night.
-玛姬·布朗斯坦么 -是的 - Maggie Bronstein? - Hi.
罗宾打电话请了病假 又有六个病人 Robin called in sick. Got six cases backed up.
好 但我得去接我儿子 所以 Yeah, I have to go pick up my son, though, so...
抱歉 在找到换班人之前你不能下班 Sorry, can't let you clock out without the shift being covered.
这是医院的政策 Hospital policy.
噢 Oh...
来啊 懦夫 卖我东西试试啊 Come on, coward, try to sell me something.
想怎么样 Yeah?
-文森特 -你这坏女巫 - Vincent? - You evil witch.
我准备听完你那套见鬼的屁话 I'm gonna listen to your whole goddamn spiel,
然后就挂电话 and then I'm gonna hang up.
-文森特 我是玛姬 -玛姬吗 说的好 - Vincent, it's Maggie. - Maggie? That's a good one.
等等 是从加尔各答的玛姬 还是新德里的玛姬 Wait, is it Maggie from Calcutta, or is it Maggie from New Delhi?
不 是你的邻居 玛姬 No, it's your neighbor, Maggie.
你到底要怎么样 What the hell do you want?
我们走 Let's go!
你最好系上安全带 You better buckle up.
你没系啊 You're not buckled.
我的命是我自己的 My life is my problem.
-这是回家的路吗 -不是 - This the way home? - No.
嘿 让我们定一些S.O.P Hey, let's lay down some S.O.P.
不知道S.O.P是什么意思 先生 I don't know what S.O.P. Means, sir.
标准操作程序 Standard operating procedure.
我去哪里你就跟着走 我说什么你就做什么 You go where I go, you do what I say,
在沿途某个地方 get your homework done
把作业做完 不过最重要的是 somewhere along the way, but most importantly,
你别惹我 you don't annoy me.
我一被惹怒就不高兴 I am not happy when I'm annoyed.
你现在被惹怒了么 Are you annoyed right now?
并没有 Not particularly.
真的么 Really?
这儿有一个硬币 Here's a dime.
给你妈打个电话 告诉她你系上了安全带 Call your mom, tell her you're wearing your seat belt.
打电话可不止一个硬币 It costs more than a dime.
什么时候的事 Since when?
我出生前的事 Since before I was born.
这个国家搞什么 What is this country coming to?
给你 Right here.
如果还不够 就让对方付费吧 If it costs more than that, call collect.
-嘿 看啊 是这笨蛋 -你住在这附近么 - Hey, look. It's dipshit. - You live in this neighborhood?
我差点因为你被留校察看 王八蛋 I probably got detention 'cause of you, asshole.
你被留校察看是因为你拿了我的东西 You got detention 'cause you took my stuff.
你怎么知道我拿了 你以为你是刑警么 How do you know I took it, you narc?
哦是的 Oh, yeah!
他刚扇了你耳光 He just slapped you!
住手 Stop!
绊倒他了 You got him.
听着 下次老师要是问你 Listen, the next time the teachers ask you what happened,
你一句话都不准说 听见没 you don't say anything! You got me?
-放开我 -不 我才不管 - Get off me! - No! I don't care!
然后你就可以哭着回家找妈妈了 哭啊 So you can go crying to your mommy! Cry...
你们这些小混蛋在做什么 What are you little shit heels doing?
是你么 罗伯特·奥辛斯基 Is that you, Robert Ocinski?
不 先生 我叫约翰 No, sir. My name's John.
放屁 你这小滑头 Bullshit, you little prick.
你是布里安娜的小孩儿 You're Briana's kid.
布鲁克林唯一的波多黎各波兰人 Only Puerto Rican Polack in Brooklyn.
好啊 你们这些小霸王我给你们做个交易 Well, I got a deal for you little bully shit heels.
你对这小子做的事 Whatever you do to this guy here,
我会奉还给你们的妈 I'm gonna do to your mothers.
懂了没 而且同时 You understand? And in the meantime...
骑上这破玩意 ride this.
-我去 -跑 - What the... - Run!
-快 快跑 伙计 -跑 你们这群小 - Come on, let's get out, man! - Run, you little...
给我滚 Get out of here!
快滚 小王八蛋 Get moving, you little shits!
我们快走 这老家伙疯了 Let's get out of here! The old man's crazy!
怎么 你等着书面邀请函么 What, you waiting for a paper invitation?
谁教的你扇耳光 Who taught you to slap?
我不知道 可能是一种本能 先生 I don't know, sir. Just an instinct, I guess.
好吧 你最好不要这样 Yeah, well, you need to unlearn that.
我过敏 先生 I'm allergic, sir.
对什么过敏 To what?
你抽的烟 Cigarette smoke.
你爹从没教过你自卫吗 Your father never taught you to defend yourself?
没 先生 他是个和平主义者 No, sir. He's a pacifist.
好吧 这个国家不是由 Well, this country wasn't
环保论者建立的 这点可以肯定 founded by tree huggers, that's for sure.
所以你得保护自己 否则你会被欺负 No, you need to defend yourself, or you get mowed down.
我个子很小 如果你注意到的话 I'm small, if you haven't noticed.
-是啊 希特勒也是 -这个比较很糟糕 - Yeah, so was Hitler. - That's a horrible comparison.
没错 但是有道理啊 Indeed. Making a point, though.
个子小不代表什么 Small means nothing.
重要的是这里 It's what's in here.
或者这里 先生 Or here, sir.
阳光之滨
好吧 伙计 OK, pal.
拿着篮子 Grab the basket.
-嘿 -嘿 文 - Hey. - Hey, Vin.
这地方像一座大宅一样 This place is like a mansion.
好的 当我们进去后 别说话 OK, when we get in there, no talking.
我们要去哪儿 Where are we going?
要知道 这是一个让你学会闭嘴的好机会 You know, this is a great chance for you to practice no talking.
来吧 Come on.
抱歉来迟了 Sorry I'm late.
你来了 医生 There you are, Doctor.
很高兴见到你 桑迪 Nice to see you, Sandy.
你感觉怎么样 How you feeling?
今天是我生日 Today is my birthday.
好吧 Ok.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
你多大了 十七么 What are you, 17?
哦 你能把这些东西放到抽屉里么 Oh, will you put those things in those drawers?
好的 桑迪 All right, Sandy.
让我们看看老心脏的工作情况 Let's see how the old ticker's working.
你能不能 嗯 告诉他们 Can you... tell them I don't like...
我不喜欢 the green beans
切丁培根条 when they put the bacon bits
里面放青豆么 chopped up in there with them?
对我来说太油腻了 It's too greasy for me.
我会说的 桑迪 Will do, Sandy.
好吧 在我看来 Well, as near as I can tell...
你仍然很漂亮啊 you're still beautiful.
或许你需要听听我助手的意见 Perhaps you require a second opinion from my associate.
很美丽 Beautiful.
你知道的 我们可以为你洗衣 文 You know, we can do the laundry here, Vin.
-我们有洗衣服务 -谢谢 - We have a service. - Thanks.
这让我有点事儿做 It gives me something to do.
你的帮手是谁呢 Who's your helper?
他叫十一块一小时 He's 11 bucks an hour.
其实 我叫奥利弗 It's Oliver, actually.
很高兴见到你 奥利弗 我是安娜 Nice to meet you, Oliver. I'm Ana.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
好吧 谢谢 OK, thanks.
好的 Ok.
哦 等一下 Oh, wait.
她不喜欢四季豆 She don't like the string beans.
-我会记下来的 她喜欢吃什么 -西兰花 - I'll make a note. What's she prefer? - Broccoli.
西兰花可以 Broccoli's good.
-好 谢谢 -路上小心 文 - OK, thanks. - Take care, Vin.
时间到 And time.
好的 像刚刚这样你会被打得落花流水 OK. Well, that's just gonna get you beat up pretty bad.
反正我也不想打架 I don't want to fight, anyway.
得啦 没人喜欢打架 Well, nobody wants to fight.
知道么 难道我想上战场么 You know? You think I wanted to go to war?
你认为一个十八岁的孩子想坐在稻田 You think an 18-year-old kid wants to sit in a rice paddy
-被子弹掠过头顶么 -什么时候的事了 - with bullets whizzing by his head? - When was that?
-越南战争 -你在那儿么 - Vietnam. - You were there?
我只是在瞎编 I think I'm imagining it.
好吧 我给你演示一下 All right, I'm gonna show you one thing,
这可能是你最好的机会 and it's probably your best shot.
如果你做得好 你能打断对方的鼻子 If you do it right, you can break the guy's nose.
-打断他的鼻子 -淡定 你不会这么容易学会的 - Break his nose? - Relax. You're not gonna get it right.
好吧 这样 All right. OK.
如果他比你块头大 你就像这样压低身子 He's bigger than you, so you get down below him like this,
这样蹲下来 you squat like this...
只是蹲伏 just crouch...
然后你慢慢站起来 and you stand up real hard,
用所有腿部力气上推 and you push all the way through your legs,
一路往上 肩膀 屁股全都抬高 all the way up, your shoulders, your butt, everything pushes up,
一直往上推 and you push all the way up
透过你的手臂重击他的鼻子 through that arm and go whack, right in the snoot.
好么 在我身上试试 准备好了没 Right? Try it on me. Ready?
好的 不过你动作得再快点 好不 OK, but you got to do it faster than that, right?
好的 这样 OK. All right, now...
玛姬·布朗斯坦么 Maggie Bronstein?
-我有辣椒喷雾 -淡定 - I have Mace! - OK.
我有份文件 来自金斯县家庭法院 I've got papers. Kings County Family Court.
正如人们所说 你收到传票了 As they say, you've been served.
家庭诉讼案 申诉者大卫·布罗斯特 被告玛格丽特·布罗斯特
是的 我知道你多工作了几个小时 所以 Yeah, I know you worked some extra hours, so...
我会付你钱的 I'm gonna cover it.
我可没有提供折扣 I wasn't offering a discount.
那你哭什么 So, what have you been crying about?
-说来话长 -好吧 - It's a long story. - OK.
重点是什么 What's the punch line?
我前夫想要小孩监护权 My ex wants custody.
那就是我的工作保障问题了 There goes my job security.
谢谢 你个混蛋 Thanks, you asshole.
什么结果都可能发生的 That could've gone either way.
一会儿会有点儿凉 可以么 It's gonna be cold for a second, OK?
看见那儿了没 那是孩子的头 See there? That's the baby's head.
这头很大啊 This is very big head.
也许是好事 不是么 Maybe good, no?
这是这个阶段体积最大的部位了 It's the biggest part at this age.
这是 她的小细腿 And these... are her little legs.
她 She?
你不知道么 You didn't know?
抱歉 你是不是不想知道 Sorry. Did you not want to know?
不 我很高兴知道 No. It's good to know.
帕丽莫娃·达卡 保险被拒绝
你无法核实你的保险 麦肯纳先生 I couldn't verify with your insurance, Mr. MacKenna.
我们刚刚结婚 We are just married.
-这种事常发生 -真的么 - That happened. - Really?
真的 我跟保险公司说了 你知道他们效率有多慢 Yeah, I told insurance. You know how slow they are.
我是说 那些官僚主义和文书工作 I mean, the bureaucracy and the paperwork.
我是说 医疗费是多少 I mean, what is a co-pay running, anyway?
二十美元 Twenty dollars.
这价钱合理 不是么 This is good price, no?
对你来说 只要最好的 For you, only the best.
你都值得 You're worth it.
谢谢 小甜心 Thank you, sugarplum.
你欠我个人情 小姐 You owe me, lady.
给 Here.
-再见 -好的 照顾好自己 - See you later. - OK. Take care of yourselves.
嗨 Hey!
-嘿 妈妈 -你在搞什么 - Hi, Ma. - What are you doing?
我在帮文修剪草坪 I'm mowing Vin's lawn.
嗯 文 醒醒 Well... Hey, Vin!
我都睡着了 谢谢你把我叫醒 I was sleeping. Thanks for that.
为什么让他修剪你这连草都没有的破土堆 Why is he mowing your dirt patch?
哦 他按时给我付钱 Oh, yeah, he's paying me hourly.
我在教他这个社会的规则 I'm showing him how the world works.
先工作 再拿钱 再喝口小酒 You work, you get paid, you drink.
你在喝酒么 Are you drinking alcohol?
说真的我也记不得了 I honestly don't remember.
算了 我们走 我要做晚饭了 All right, let's go. I'm gonna make dinner.
-你也该去写作业了 -我已经吃过了 - You can do homework. - I already ate.
别干了 你修剪的都是土 我们走 Stop mow... You're mowing dirt. Let's go.
他已经吃过了 他的作业我也检查过了 He's fed, the homework's checked,
我的工作完成了 所以我在休息 I've done my job, I'm taking a break.
-明天给钱 -好吧 快点 走了 我们该回家了 别管这个了 - Payday tomorrow. - OK. Come on, let's... Leave it.
地上根本就没草 There's no grass.
再见 文 Bye, Vin.
快点 快点 Come on, come on.
-你出局了 -祝你好运 - You're out! - Good luck.
准备好被我狂虐吧 你个小畜生 Get ready for a red ass, you little shit bag.
-好啦 肯定搞定他 -快点 快点 - All right, we got him. - Come on, come on.
没抓到 Missed it!
祈祷吧 小娘炮 Say your prayers, you little pussy.
-怎么了 发生什么事了 -我不知道 - What happened? What happened here? - I don't know.
-你不知道 -这不是我的错 - You don't know? - It's not my fault.
我看看 Let me see.
你妈逼的 狗卵子 婊子养的 You asshole, dick bag, son of a whore!
哇 布朗斯坦 Whoa! Bronstein!
-你是谁 -你又是谁啊 - Who are you? - Who are you?
我是达卡 I am Daka.
你呢 Who are you?
-我是奥利弗 -奥利弗 - I'm Oliver. - Oliver.
为什么这么大力敲门 Why you bang this door so much?
他听力不大好 He's hard of hearing!
让他进来 Let him in!
别对我大喊大叫 Don't yell at me!
你打断了他的鼻子 You broke his nose?
没错 先生 我想是这样的 他满脸都是血 Yes, sir, I think so. There was blood everywhere.
-你应该亲眼看看 -我倒是想 - You should've seen it. - I wish I had.
看来你正中要害啊 演示给我看看 You must have got him just right. Show me.
没问题 Ok.
嘿 哈 Ha-yah!
你教他打架 You teach him fighting?
他就是个小鸡仔 你知道吗 He's a little runt, you know?
他得学会如何保护自己 He's got to learn how to defend himself.
打架的都是流氓 Fighting is for assholes.
我的钱呢 Where's my money?
在梳妆台上 It's on the dresser.
已经扣了医疗费了 Minus the co-pay.
你不能教小孩 You don't teach children.
呀 Yah!
看看你的样子 Look at you.
打断他的鼻梁 Breaking his nose!
她是谁 Who is she?
夜之女神 A lady of the night.
是什么东西 What's that?
世上最坦诚光荣的职业之一 It's one of the more honest ways to make a living.
公告板上会写清楚今天的比赛详情 The board tells you the action for the day,
比赛号码 参赛马匹 race number, who's running,
骑手是谁 等等 who's riding, and so forth.
20/1是什么意思 What's 20-slash-one?
那是胜率 That's odds.
一些来自维加斯的赌徒们认为 Some bookie out of Vegas thinks
这匹马有二十分之一的概率会赢 that that horse has a one-in-20 chance of winning.
如果刚好猜中会赢得什么 What do you get if he does?
得到二十倍你下注的钱 20 times your money.
岂不是赚翻了 That's a good deal.
如果你赢了的话 确实是 If you win, sure.
绑腿的那匹马看起来跟狗一样 That one with the wraps is a dog.
听起来不像是赞美吧 Doesn't sound like a compliment.
对一匹马来说不是 它赢的胜率可是个天文数字 Not for a horse. No, the odds of him winning are astronomical.
大胜率 大本钱 Long odds, bigger payout.
我们应该全押它 We should take him across the board.
你别想太多 小屁孩 Well, don't get ahead of yourself, kid.
-你在祈祷吗 -祈祷 - Are you praying? - Praying?
看起来很像 That's what it looks like.
我不是叫你不要多嘴吗 I thought we talked about you not talking.
什么叫三连胜 What's a trifecta?
你选三匹马 一 二 三 You pick, three horses: one, two, three,
按次序出场 这个是高风险 高回报 in the order they finish, and it's a high risk, high reward.
听起来不太可能啊 Sounds improbable.
嗯 如果要赌博的话 Well, if you're gonna gamble,
你不妨赢大一点 you might as well have a chance to win big.
知心哈维 甜心女士 Harvey Knows Best, Sweeter Lady,
香槟笛子 Champagne Flute.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
八百比一 800-to-1.
你有钱吗 You got any money?
当然 Sure.
-七美元 -这是什么钱 午餐费么 - Seven dollars. - What is that, lunch money?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
好吧 不妨让你体会一下什么是痛苦 Well, you might as well learn the hard way.
我也会押点 这是减痛原则 I'll throw in some, too. That's called mitigation.
什么是减痛 What's... mitigation?
就是你押七块我押三块 That's where you throw in seven and I throw in three.
比赛开始 And they're off!
现在 甜心女士领先一截半 Sweeter Lady takes the lead by a length and a half...
加油 加油 Come on. Come on.
快看看知心哈维 ...and here comes Harvey Knows Best!
知心哈维 Harvey Knows Best making a
正朝终点线做最后冲刺 final surge as they come around for the line!
这简直太酷了 This is so cool!
真不敢相信 别停下 This is really happening! Don't stop!
别停 Don't stop!
别停 别停 Don't stop! Don't stop!
太他妈扯淡了 This is ridiculous!
-耶 耶 -太牛逼了 - Yeah! Yeah! - This is ridiculous!
-快跑 快跑 -耶 - Go! Go! - Yeah!
不要停 快继续跑 Don't stop! Just hang on, please!
冠军是知心哈维 And it will be Harvey Knows Best
紧随其后的是甜心女士以及香槟长笛 followed by Sweeter Lady and Champagne Flute.
-这不公平 不公平 -我们赢了 不是吗 - This isn't fair! It's not fair! - We won, didn't we?
别讲出来 不要说出来 孩子 Just roll with this, just roll with this, man.
不要讲出来 假装你没赢 Just roll with this, and act like you didn't win it.
-妈的 -不 不 这次又没赢 - Shit! - No, no, it didn't work for us.
你明白我的意思吗 Do you understand me?
这事压根就没发生过 我们根本就没赢 It didn't happen. We didn't win at all.
我们什么都没赢到 好吗 We didn't win anything, OK?
谢谢 Thank you.
下午好 麦肯纳先生 Good afternoon... Mr. MacKenna.
我要给我的孙子开一个储蓄账户 I need to open up a savings account for my grandson.
哦 Oh...
还有 这些钱可以将我的账户清零 And this'll get my account up to zero.
顺便把我的账户关闭了 Close me out while you're tapping away over there.
小子 将来千万别当会计 Don't ever become a pencil pusher, kid.
他们没有骨气 They're spineless.
你好 布朗斯坦夫人 Hello, Mrs. Bronstein.
我是丹·奥布莱恩 圣帕特里克小学的校长 This is Dan O'Brien, principal here at St. Patrick.
几天前 你的儿子 A few days ago, your son,
奥利弗在学校打架 Oliver, was involved in a fight at school.
-我们曾试图联系你 -什么 - We've tried to reach you... - What?
如果你是搞电话推销的 If you're a telemarketer,
请留言 以方便以后我不用回电话 please leave a message so I can not return your call.
文 Vin.
文 奥利弗 Vin? Oliver?
奥利弗 是妈妈 接电话 Oliver, it's Mom. Pick up.
有人吗 Hello?
想再来一杯么 You want another?
是的 麻烦了 Yes, please.
喝吧 今天要过得痛快 Go for it. We're living today.
不好意思 先生 Excuse me, sir?
你这孩子 声音小得像蚊子 You kids. Damn small talkers.
你不大声喊是没人会听到你的话的 There's no point in yapping if no one's listening.
-来大声喊出来 -不好意思 先生 - Let's hear it. - Excuse me, sir!
你不用叫这么大声 我会过去的 You can't get nothing in this world without being heard.
再来一杯可乐 谢谢 Another Coke, please.
顺便也给我加一杯 罗格 And you can hit me, too, Rog.
你要的波本酒卖完啦 We're out of your bourbon.
都被你一个人喝了 You cleaned me out.
罗格 别骗我了 像个男人 Rog... don't lie to me. Be a man.
文 他就不应该进酒吧 Vin. And he's not supposed to be sitting at the bar.
没错 我们应该换个地方来花钱 You're right. We're gonna go somewhere else to spend our money.
嘿 他只是在做他本分的工作 文 Hey, he's only doing his job there, Vin.
客气一点 Be nice.
哦 Oh!
妈的 Damn!
-安博 拿急救箱来 -马上 - Amber, get the first-aid kit. - OK.
仅仅是个小伤 我经常被割伤 But it's just a cut. I got lots of 'em.
给 给 Here, here.
哥哥 你的血流得整个吧台都是 Man, you're bleeding all over the bar.
没事 小孩得去写作业了 That's fine. Kid's got to do homework.
快点 我们走 Come on, let's go.
-嗨 妈妈 -你去哪了 - Hi, Mom. - Where were you?
你的车呢 文 Where the hell is your car, Vin?
-坏掉了 -坏掉了 - It broke down. - Broke down.
哦 坏掉了 真的吗 Oh, it broke down? Really?
我不喜欢你不跟我打招呼就带着他到处乱跑 I don't appreciate you taking him anywhere without asking me.
好吧 这下有意思了 Oh, this is gonna be fun.
你就不能别自以为是 哪怕就一次 好吗 Could you not be a smart-ass, just for once? OK?
我得时时刻刻都知道我儿子的去向 好吗 I want to know where my son is at all times, OK?
-我们只是去 吃东西了 -你要他挨饿吗 - We just went to... eat. - He should starve?
进屋去 奥利弗 Go in the house, Oliver.
-妈妈 -进去 奥利弗 - Mom... - Go in the house, Oliver.
晚安 文 Good night, Vin.
嗯 我们走着瞧 Yeah, we'll see about that.
你知道吗 他在学校打架了 你知不知道 You know, he's getting in fights at school. Did you know that?
嗯 他好像提起过 Yeah, he mentioned something like that.
是么 好吧 他根本没跟我提起打架的事 Yeah? Well, he didn't mention anything to me about it.
哦 也许你没注意到 Oh, well, maybe you haven't noticed,
但你似乎一般都不在家 but you haven't been home much.
和一个经常不在家的人 It's difficult to have a
有点难沟通啊 conversation with someone that's not here.
我们一定要这样吗 Oh, we're gonna do that?
天呐 我真是爱死像你这样的人给我建议了 God, I love when somebody like you tells somebody like me advice,
特别是关于照顾孩子的建议 especially on parenting.
你没付钱让我来受你的气 亲爱的 I didn't sign on for the hormones, dearie,
那样你得给我每小时十五块 so that's gonna cost you 15 bucks an hour.
你知道你为什么永远没有孩子吗 You know why you never had kids?
因为你除了你自己 Because you don't want
根本就不会为他人着想 to think about anybody other than yourself.
请问你真的了解我吗 What do you know about me, really?
来说说看 我很想听听 Tell me. I'd love it.
没什么 我对你一无所知 Nothing. I don't know a thing about you,
正如你所愿 just the way you want it.
继续像个刺猬一样竖着尖刺 拒人于千里之外 Then you can act like a prick and it keeps everybody away.
如果约定还在的话 If it ain't broken...
约定已经取消了 文森 你看看现在的状况 it is broken, Vin. Take a look at it.
好吧 这周我工作了四十个小时 All right, I'm at 40 hours for this week.
或者四十一个小时 算上加班的时间 At 41, I go to time and a half.
请问 你们谁付钱 Excuse me, is someone gonna pay me?
开什么玩笑 You've got to be kidding me.
我都说不出这些话来 I can't even say these words.
非常有创意 They're creative.
-是的 -可以这么说 - Yes. - That's one way to put it.
嗯 他这个年龄的小孩 Well... adjusting to a new school
-适应一个新的学校是很不容易的 -是的 - is tough on children at this age. - Yep.
其实是任何年龄的小孩都是 我不想忽略这点 At any age, really, and I don't want to minimize that.
但是是否有任何我们应该注意的事 But is there anything else going on that we should be aware of?
哦 我都不知道从哪讲起 Oh, I wouldn't even know where to start.
-说说他爸爸怎么样 -好吧 - How about his father? - Well,
我不想占用你们太多的时间 I don't want to take up all your time.
我们时间多得是 We have loads of time.
我们正在闹离婚 We're in the middle of a divorce.
奥利弗的爸爸和他的助理搞外遇 Oliver's father was having an affair with his assistant,
还有他的会计 and our accountant,
还有我的理发师 她仍然在给我做头发 and my hairdresser, while she was still doing my hair,
真是有趣吧 so that was fun.
现在他又想夺走奥利弗的监护权 And now he's filed for custody of Oliver,
完全监护权 full custody.
而在没有得到他想要得到的东西之前 他一分抚养费都不会出 And he won't pay any support until he gets what he wants.
-而且 他是个律师 -该死 - Plus, he's a lawyer. - Shit.
所以我就立刻离开了那里 So I just had to get out of there as fast as I could,
并带上奥利弗 and I took Oliver with me,
我在观澜医院找到了一工作 and I got a job at Mission Hills.
成为了一名CAT扫描人员 I'm a CAT scan tech.
所以 我每天都要面对一些很恐怖的东西 So I just see... really rough stuff all day.
你知道的 癌症 肿瘤 You know, cancer and tumors
还有囊肿和凝块 我亲眼见到我扫描的一切东西 and cysts and clots, and I see what I'm looking at,
但是我不能说出来 你知道的 那些人 but I can't tell, you know, the people
躺在那 所以每天都很悲惨 that are laying there, so that's... miserable all day.
而且我经常要工作到很晚 And I work really late,
因为我想理清我们的生活 because I'm trying to get our act together.
这就是他在这里的原因 这样他就可以受到良好的教育 That's why he's here, so he can have a good education,
我正在努力给他提供一个正常健康的生活状态 and I'm trying to just give him a semi-normal life,
我还要处理和大卫的一堆狗屁事 还有 监护权 and I'm dealing with this shit from David and... custody.
对不起 我忍不住要说脏话 I'm sorry about swearing.
我知道他根本就不想要小孩 I know he didn't even want kids.
他不想要我儿子 He didn't want them.
他这么做就是为了让我难过 He's just doing this so I'm not happy.
奥利弗是我们领养的 You know Oliver's adopted.
-你们知道么 -不知道 - Did you know that? - I didn't.
我不知道你会怎样 但是他 I don't know how you would, but he is.
而且 我不能 生育 And... I cannot have... kids.
你懂得 我的输卵管打结了 You know, something about my fallopian tubes being twisted.
我觉得 我内心真的觉得 I think, what I really think,
这是我的身体在抗拒大卫的精子 is that they were just recoiling from David's sperm.
能给我张纸么 一张就够 Can I... Can I just have one?
谢谢 谢谢你们 Thank you. Thank you for that.
所以我想这么多事已经 你知道的 So I just think that all of this has kind of permeated, you know,
影响到奥利弗的幼小心灵 对吧 Oliver's whole little being, right?
我是说 肯定会的 I mean, it has to.
他就像是一块 小小的海绵 He's like a little, like a little sponge.
我的真名是罗伯特 My real name's Robert.
奥辛斯基是我的姓 Ocinski's my last name.
自从去年杰拉蒂这么叫我后 大家都这么叫我 People call me that ever since Geraghty called me that last year.
现在所有人都这么叫 Now everyone calls me that.
我不可能走遍校园和所有人说 It's not like I can go around and tell them,
嘿 傻逼 别叫我奥辛斯基 "Hey, dickwad, don't call me Ocinski.
我叫罗伯特 My name's Robert."
因为那样的话我要花一辈子的时间去纠正别人 'Cause I would spend my whole life doing that.
你在尿尿么 You taking a wiz?
对不起 憋不住了 Sorry, can't hold it.
罗伯特是我爸爸的名字 Robert was my dad's name.
我是二世 So I'm a junior.
但他从来不在身边 He's not around, though.
实际上我对他没什么印象 因为在我还是个婴儿的时候他就离开了 I don't really know him, 'cause he left when I was a baby.
嗯 我爸爸也不在身边 Yeah, my dad's not around, either.
他对我妈妈做了不好的事 所以我们离开他了 He did some bad things to my mom, so we left him.
已经很长时间没见到他了 Haven't seen him in a while.
其实我有点想他 我妈妈态度有点恶劣 I kind of miss him, though. My mom's being a jerk.
大人们都这样 老兄 They do that, man.
嘿 是你爸爸教你打架的吗 Hey, your dad the one that taught you how to fight?
不是 是我的保姆 No, my babysitter.
潮水一天涨两次 医生 Tide comes in twice a day, Doctor.
是的 潮水就是这样 起起落落 Yeah, that's the tide, comes and goes.
好想等到秋天啊 I can't wait for autumn.
水边会种满最漂亮的菊花 They plant the most beautiful mums all around the water.
-是吗 -五彩缤纷 各种颜色都有 - Yeah? - Every color you can imagine.
不知道他们从哪弄来这么多颜色 I don't know where they get them all.
从花卉店吧 At the garden store.
你总是很幽默 文 You've always been so funny, Vin.
文 Vin?
文 我是文啊 桑迪 Vin, it's Vin, Sandy.
但鸭子们会把花吃掉 The ducks eat them, though.
我们要把它们赶走 We have to shoo them away.
真是可惜啊 It's such a shame.
确实可惜 It's a shame.
还有很多平价的疗养机构可以选择 文 There's plenty of affordable health care options, Vin.
我想你应该知道 I'm sure you know that.
阳光之滨价格很贵 Sunnyside is pricey.
不是人人都住得起的 Not for everyone.
我们家桑迪就应该享受最好的 Well, my Sandy gets the best.
那个 我会慢慢想办法的 I just, I'll just have to figure it out.
我理解 但是你已经拖欠好几个月了 I understand that, but you're months behind,
而且我们是从不赊账的 你是了解的 and we are not in the credit business, as you know.
-你是什么意思 -我们要求付全款 - What's that mean? - We need payment in full
还要预付三个月的费用 and three months in advance.
知道了 Got it.
下星期之前要到位 By next week.
-下星期么 -是的 下星期 - Next week? - Yeah, next week.
那个 我可以先付百分之二十 Well, I can give you 20 percent...
-够有诚意了吧 -文 我们好意心领了 对不起 - ...in good faith? - Vin, we're past good faith. I'm sorry.
我们可以将桑迪转移到任何一所你想要的疗养院 We will transfer Sandy wherever you want to put her.
转院 Put her?
就这样了吗 要不就没得谈了 That's it or we get the boot?
我想这不是最好的说法 I don't think that's the best way to phrase what's happening.
好吧 你认为怎么说才好 OK, what's the best way to phrase it?
事实就是这样 It is what it is.
房间放点新的植物吧 好吗 Let's get some new plants for the room, OK?
我可以让服务台订点 I can have the desk order something.
我想放些菊花 Well, I was hoping maybe for mums.
没问题 Sure.
给你们添麻烦了 这是一点小意思 And here's a little something for your trouble.
噢 别 文 这是我的本职工作 每个人我都会照顾好的 别这样 Oh, no. Vin, this is my job. I take care of people. Please.
-你已经做得够多了 安娜 -哦 - You go way beyond your job, Ana. - Oh!
你一直是我们家桑迪的天使 You've been an angel to my Sandy.
好吧 文 以后可别这样了 好吗 OK, Vin. We don't make a habit now, OK?
再也不会了 我现在破产了 It can't happen, I'm shit broke.
你笑得很有魅力 You got a nice smile.
你应该经常笑笑 You should do it more often.
我去拿下换洗的衣物 I'll get the laundry.
给你 There you go.
比以前轻了好多 It's a lot lighter.
她这个星期没怎么换衣服 She didn't change much this week.
好吧 刚好给我减轻点负担 Well... easy on my back.
-谢谢 -自己小心点 文 - Thanks. - Behave yourself, Vin.
他出一百块 He'll pay hundred dollars.
一百块 我一张处方都不止这点钱 $100? I pay more than that for one prescription.
他说这些药都是治癫痫 He said this is for epilepsy,
前列腺炎 for prostate flaring,
和便秘的 and to soften the shitting.
这些应该有点价值啊 That should have some value.
给谁用 给你吗 For who? You?
我们需要 我需要钱 We need the... I need the dough.
五百块 I... 500 bucks!
这些都是值钱的东西 This is all high-dollar shit.
他说一百块 文 He said 100, Vin.
卖就卖 不卖就拉倒 You take it or leave this.
你卖的又不是能嗨的毒品 You can't sell this to get high.
好吧 就一百块 I'll take a hundred.
哦 那就一百块 Oh, you'll take a hundred?
傻逼 Stupid...
金斯县银行
你好 Hello there.
-你的账户已经关闭了 麦肯纳先生 -是 我知道 - Your account's closed, Mr. MacKenna. - Yeah, I know that.
这次我想清算我孙子的账户 我想我有这个资格 This withdraw is on my grandson's account. I think I'm on it.
要多少 先生 How much, sir?
余额有多少 What's the balance?
2700块 $2,700.
全取出来 I'll take all that.
要多少面额的钞票 How would you like that?
一百元一张的 Hundreds, please.
这是2700块 拉里 It's $2,700, Larry.
我押450块第三场的三连胜 I want a $450 trifecta box in the third, OK?
一 二 三 分别是 I want one, two, three:
幸运林肯 新黛眉 萨米的救星 Lucky Lincoln, New Dime, Sammy's Savior.
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir.
这次会帮你翻本的 This is gonna make it all better.
好的 Ok.
新黛眉掉到第六名了 而在后面的 New Dime drops back to sixth, while back on the rail,
幸运林肯远远落后 Lucky Lincoln trails well behind,
比大部队落后五段 five lengths behind the rest of the pack.
你还好吧 亲爱的 You all right, hon?
不 我不好 No, I'm not.
你肯定认为我不是一个认真的人 文尼 You must think I'm not a very serious person, Vinny.
你没权进我的屋子 You have no right to be here.
找到值钱的东西了吗 You find anything good?
没有 只有些旧首饰 不怎么值钱 No, some old jewelry. Not worth much.
这是我妻子的东西 你这个禽兽 That's my wife's, you son of a bitch.
你欠我钱 You owe me money.
拜托 文尼 Come on, Vinny!
你为什么总是把事情搞得这么难做呢 Why do you always have to do things the hard way?
那样更有趣 It's more interesting.
那样代价也大 And a lot more painful.
好吧 来动手吧 All right, let's do.
这婊子养的疯了 Son of a bitch is crazy.
别打死了 打到他半死不活 Don't kill him, but bring him close to it.
我靠 怎么 What the... Oh!
你在搞什么 老东西 What are you doing, old man?
他要死了 哥们 He's dying, dude.
不 不会吧 他 No, he's not. He's...
不要碰任何东西 快离开这 Don't touch nothing, let's just go.
走吧 走吧 Let's just go.
文 Vin?
文 我是玛姬 Vin, it's Maggie.
我们要把你放进这个机器 We're gonna put you in this machine,
然后我们要做些检查 放心 一点都不痛 and we're gonna take some tests, and it's not gonna hurt a bit.
他听不到的 玛姬 He can't understand you, Maggie.
好 他听到了 他听到了 OK, there he is. There he is.
好的 这只要几分钟就好了 OK. It's just gonna be a couple minutes.
嘿 我勇敢的小男子汉 Hey, there's my brave little man.
他还好吗 我以为他死了 Is he OK? I thought he was dead.
他直挺挺地躺在那 He was just lying there.
是的 看起来是那样的 Yeah, that's what it looks like.
他喝醉了也这怂样 所以 Well, he looks like that when he's drunk, too, so...
我完全不知道你这是在干嘛 I don't even know what you're doing anymore.
但是我很清楚 你爸如果知道了这事 I know what I'm doing, and
肯定是欢天喜地 your father's gonna have a field day with this.
要不是他 我不会在这工作没法陪你 I wouldn't be here instead of with you if it wasn't for him,
-我要 -妈妈 我们过得挺好的 - yet I'm gonna get... - Mom. Mom. We're doing good.
你每天都很努力 我们也需要钱 You're working hard every day, and we need the money.
没事的 It's all right.
好吧 Ok.
不过 他到底是怎么了 What's wrong with him, anyway?
我觉得他中风了 Think he's had a stroke.
慢点儿 Slowly.
下 下 下 下 下 下 下 下 Down, down, down, down, down.
好 好 弯下膝盖 Good, good, bend the knees.
背挺直 好的 很好 Flat back. Good, good.
弯膝盖 一点儿 再一点儿 Bend the knees. Little bit, little bit.
好了 好了 好 All right, all right, good.
我想讲的圣人是威廉·罗切斯特 I chose Saint William of Rochester,
他赞助收养了许多孤儿 the patron saint of adopted children.
他的事迹很有意思 It's a pretty interesting story.
我看过的所有其他的圣人都 All the other saints I looked at were all so...
很神圣 我想吧 saintly, I guess.
你所说的神圣是什么意思 What does saintly mean to you?
我也说不清 I don't know.
我不太相信世上有圣人之类的事 I don't really believe in saints and all that.
我感觉圣威廉之所以被称为圣人 I feel like Saint William just got to be a saint
就因为他被他收养的男孩杀了 'cause he was killed by the boy he adopted.
可现在 每天都有人被杀 These days, people get killed all the time,
他们却当不上圣人 and they don't get to be a saint for it.
好吧 谢谢 奥利弗 All right, well, thanks, Oliver.
尽管小奥利弗不相信 Despite young Oliver's resistance,
但我仍相信今天我们身边有圣人的存在 I do happen to believe that there are saints all around us today.
不再被当作宗教的一部分 They may never be considered as such by religion,
但他们仍像你们教科书里说的那般重要 but they are just as important as the ones in your textbooks.
因此 你们要去研究一些你们认识或者听说的人 Thus, you are going to research someone you know, or know of,
并且分析决定他们是否拥有圣人的品质 and determine if they have the qualities fit for sainthood.
他在哪呢 他的车在这 Where is he? His car is here.
他在医院 He's in the hospital.
在医院干吗 For what?
你和文森特熟悉吗 So, how do you and Vincent know each other?
我为他工作 I'm working for this man.
做什么呢 Oh, doing what?
就是工作 Working.
我还跳舞 I'm also dancer.
哦 听起来很不错 Wow, that... sounds exciting.
试着念出来 Try to sound it out.
不对 Not quite.
好吧 你的幽默细胞还在大脑里 Well, you didn't lose your sense of humor.
嘿 文森特 你有来访者 Hey, Vincent, you've got some visitors.
我只待五分钟 I stay five minutes only.
医院真是个讨厌的地方 Hospital is shit place.
你看起来好多了 文 You look a lot better, Vin.
把这个 Get this...
笨蛋赶出去 dipshit out of here.
你说什么 What'd you say?
把 Get...
把这个 Get this...
好吧 All right.
为什么我们不让文森特好好做康复治疗呢 How about we just give Vin some time to do his therapy?
谢谢 我们大约需要一小时 Thank you. We'll be about an hour.
滚蛋 Go to hell!
-要一个小时 -或许用不着一小时 - An hour. - Maybe less.
你什么意思 你可以去死了 Why you so mean? You could stop breathing.
-混蛋 -好吧 不如我们 - Asshole. - OK, how about we get...
嘿 我们去吃点点心吧 来不 Hey, we're getting a snack. Want a snack?
-好的 我饿了 -吃吧 - Yes, I'm starving. - Let's get a snack.
你知道的 他们认为 You know, they do think that
他的嘴部肌肉会在治疗中恢复的 his muscles in his mouth will respond to therapy,
所以会没事的 so that's good.
-他听起来 -像个智障 - He sounds... - Like the retard.
不过 他反正是个蠢人 Well, he's stupid man anyway.
本来离智障也不远 So the retard is not far from.
你有一美元吗 Do you have dollar?
我饿死了 我啥也没吃今天 I'm starving. I ate nothing today.
恩 我应该有点 Yeah, I probably have... something.
一块五更好 Maybe dollar-half is better.
好吧 All right.
这是不是文森特的 Is that Vin's...
-孩子 -是的 - Baby? - Yeah.
我不喜欢涉及这个问题 I like to stay away from the whole situation.
问一个女士她是不是怀孕了很没礼貌 It's not polite to ask a woman if she's pregnant.
好吧 我觉得谁都能看出来她怀孕了 Well, I think it's pretty obvious that she's pregnant.
文森特看起来像九十岁了 妈妈 那会很不合适的 Vin's, like, 90-something, Mom. That would be inappropriate.
嘿 如果第一个糖掉下来的时候你撞一下机器 Hey, if you hit this machine as first candy drops,
就会再掉下两个 很赞吧 you can get two to come down. It's good, no?
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 Oh, OK.
等一会儿 Hold on second.
笨猫 慢点吃 Don't eat fast, stupid cat.
我 I...
我想吃新鲜大便 I want fresh crap.
螃蟹 Crab.
不是大便 Not crap.
螃蟹 Crab.
不是大便 Not crap.
好 Ok.
钱 Money.
不 开头是T No, it's a... it's a T.
-树 树 -你欠我钱 - Tree. Tree. - You owe me money.
-这是树 好吧 -你弄断了我的树 - It's a tree. All right. - Yeah, you broke my tree.
-我知道 -你还弄坏了我的篱笆 - I know. - Yeah, you broke my fence, too.
好吧 你有种这个吗 OK, what, are you planting these?
这儿 这个应该很熟悉 Here, this should be familiar.
仙人掌 Cactus.
不 是刺头[也有蠢货的意思] No, prick.
大刺头[大蠢货] Big prick.
很好 很好 Wonderful, wonderful.
达卡 Daka...
很美丽 is beautiful.
我知道你就想要按摩或者脱衣舞 I know you just want special massage or something, a dance later.
别耍滑头了 没用 Don't try charming. It doesn't work.
别担心 好吗 Don't worry, OK?
会变好的 It's going to get better.
还跟着么 Still there?
-等等 -我走啦 - Wait. - Sucker!
加速啦 Down the stretch they come!
很遗憾我赢了你 I'm sorry.
我的灰尘都去哪了？ Where's... all my dirt?
我叫瑞吉娜 My name's Regina.
保持房间整洁 Keep clean this house.
这是什么 What's all that?
蔬菜 Vegetables.
不许吃 Get out of that!
你没见过蔬菜吗 You don't know this, vegetables?
我见过 但是 I do, but...
我不吃蔬菜 I don't eat them.
你现在吃了 而且你按小时给我付费 老头子 You do now. And you pay me for the hours now, Papa, OK?
为什么 What... for?
我照顾你 I take care of you.
你别想歪心思 所以也别问什么了 And we don't bump the ugly parts no more, OK? So don't ask.
你太老了 You're too old for this.
我太胖了 And I'm too fat.
十五美元一小时 $15 for the hours.
包吃包住 Plus room and food.
我会拿上我的独家腌菜 I'll get my secret pickles.
好吧 Ok.
谁是文森特·麦肯纳 Who is Vincent MacKenna?
-你认识他 -是的 他是我的邻居 - You know him? - Yes, he's my neighbor.
他有时候帮忙照看奥利弗 And he sometimes watches Oliver.
大人 他是我当事人的邻居 Your Honor, he's my client's neighbor.
他有时候帮忙照看奥利弗 He occasionally watches Oliver, sometimes.
他是你的保姆 He's your babysitter?
是的 呃 算是吧 Yeah, I mean, sort of.
我有付钱 I pay him.
放学后 如果我还没下班 Oliver, you know, goes over there for a few hours after school
奥利弗会在他那儿呆几个小时 when I'm still at work.
大人 他是个保姆 付费的那种 He's the babysitter, Your Honor, of sorts. A paid position.
我能问问这有什么关系吗 May I ask why this is relevant?
你的委托人清楚麦肯纳先生 Is your client aware that Mr. MacKenna
带她儿子去赌马吗 takes her son to the racetrack, and they gamble?
还带他去酒吧 He also takes him to a local bar.
我们去看过几次马 We went to the horses a few times.
几次 好玩吗 A few times? Was that fun?
-还行吧 -很好 - Well, a little. - Yeah, good.
我完全不知道 以前从没听他说过 This is completely news to me. I've never heard this before.
我的当事人和我都不知道此事 My client is unaware of these events, as am I,
实在太惊讶了 which is a big surprise right now.
那我得说说这个文件夹里还有一些惊喜 I'll bet there are quite a few surprises in this folder, then.
-神呐 -达卡·帕丽莫娃 - Oh, God. - Daka Parimova?
你知道有她这个人吗 Are you aware of her occupation?
她替文森特工作 She works for Vin.
她替文森特工作 对吧 She works for Vince, right?
-她是个夜之女神 -什么 - She's a lady of the night. - What?
你知道那什么意思吗 Do you know what that means?
她只上夜班 She works at night?
她可能是个妓女 She may be a prostitute.
大人 我需要一些时间与我的当事人商量一下 Your Honor, I need a few minutes to... confer with my client.
我能理解 I imagine you do.
我猜赌博和赛马就跟数学课似的 I guess gambling and a racetrack is like a math class?
-你还学会怎么下注 -赔率 - You got to learn how to bet? - The odds.
酒吧 我猜你们在研究时事 是不是 The bar. Guess that could fall under current events, right?
更像是社交课 More like social studies.
可那个脱衣舞妓女 It's the strip club hooker
这个我就真想不出来了 that I can't seem to get my head around.
商科 Commerce?
生物 Biology?
闭嘴 别说话了 Just stop talking. Don't talk.
文 Vin!
你们为啥总认为我是聋子呢 Why do you people think my people can't hear?
什么破人会带一个小孩去酒吧和去赌马 What kind of a man takes a child to a bar and to the racetrack?
还跟妓女混在一起 And has him hanging out with a prostitute?
什么样的母亲 What kind of mother
会让她的儿子 lets her son hang out
跟这种破人混在一起 with a man l-l-l-like that?
你是个王八蛋 文 You're an asshole, Vin.
跟他的混帐父亲一人一半监护权 50-50 custody with his asshole dad,
这可多亏了你 and I have you to thank for that.
你只能怪自己 You have no one but yourself to blame for that.
你就是个 He needs more than...
糟糕的妈妈 a deadbeat mother.
很好 也许我是活该 Good one, and maybe I deserve that.
我都不知道我当初怎么会让他跟你混在一块儿 I don't know what I was thinking letting him hang out with you.
我很伤感 My sentiments exactly.
他再也不会来你这了 这是肯定的 Well, he's not coming over there anymore. That's a given.
我会给你的蠢树赔钱 I'll get you your money for your stupid tree.
记得要算上利息 There'll be some interest.
你就想得美吧 Yeah, good luck with that.
抱歉 抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry! Sorry!
这些天来我的反应变迟钝了 My reaction time is much slower these days.
你以前也没快过 就是蠢的 Yeah, you were never fast, just stupid.
您有七通留言 You have seven new messages.
哈喽 文 我是阳光之滨的安娜 Hello, Vin. This is Ana here at Sunnyside.
很抱歉 关于您的妻子桑迪有些坏消息 先生 I'm afraid we have some bad news regarding your wife, Sandy, sir.
请尽快给我们打电话 Please call us as soon as you get this.
哈喽 文 还是我 阳光之滨的安娜 Vin, hello, it's Ana again at Sunnyside.
关于桑迪的事还没听到您的回电 We haven't heard back from you regarding Sandy.
请尽快打给我们 Please call us right away.
文森特 我们给你留言了几次 Vincent, we've left a few messages for you.
还没有听到回音 We haven't heard back.
关于桑迪真需要您给我们来个电话 We really need to hear from you about Sandy.
请致电或者来一趟 尽快吧 Please call or come by as soon as possible.
还好吗 Feeling OK?
-有点冷 -的确 - It's a bit chilly. - Yes, it is.
好吧 Ok.
是这样的 文 Here we go, Vin.
桑迪·麦肯纳
桑迪的私人物品都在这里 All of Sandy's personal items are in there.
我妻子 她在哪里 My wife, where is she?
她死了 文 She died, Vin.
我知道 I know that.
她在哪呢 Where is she?
她在那里 She's in there.
哪里 Where?
盒子里 In the box.
她的骨灰 文 Her remains, Vin.
几周前她去世了 She died a few weeks ago.
我们好几次试着联系你 We tried contacting you several times.
你都没有回电 And when we didn't hear back from you,
我们决定根据你的过世指示 we decided to go ahead with your death directives.
你希望她火化 You wanted her cremated.
她在盒子里 She's in that box?
她的骨灰 是的 文 Her remains are, Vin, yes.
那个盒子里的小盒子里 In a box inside that box.
我很遗憾你妻子去世了 文森特 I am sorry for your loss, Vin.
这地方挺平和的 This place is peace.
以前是的 It... w-w-w-was.
不 我从不学习 我不学习 Nah, I didn't study. I never study.
-好 下次见 -拜拜 - OK, see you later. - See you around, man.
-好的 -拜拜 奥利弗 - All right. - Later, Oliver.
-嘿 作业多吗 -嘿 - Hey, you got a lot of homework? - Hey.
艺术 还有数学 Art, some math.
好吧 Ok.
她跟我们一起吗 Is she with us?
是啊 你爸的主意 更安全的儿童看护 Yeah, she's your father's idea of safer child care.
她叫什么 What's her name?
你有嘴自己问她 You have a voice, you ask her.
请问你叫什么 Excuse me, what's your name?
阿米尔达 Amelda.
嗨 阿米尔达 Hi, Amelda.
你好 小奥利弗先生 Hola, Mr. Oliver.
她每天都在 Is she every day?
还有每隔一周的周末 你去你爸那也会跟着你 And every other weekend when you're gonna go to your dad's.
现在就得这样了 That's what it's gonna be now, bub.
你得在我俩之间转来转去 You're gonna get shuffled back and forth between me and him.
他是我爸爸啊 Well, he is my dad.
我知道他背叛了你很多次 I know he cheated on you a bunch of times, and...
那就是我们离开他的原因 that's why we left him.
好听么 Really?
你怎么知道的 How do you know that?
你几乎和每个愿意听的人都说过 You'll tell anybody who'll listen.
奶奶 朱迪阿姨 所有的表亲们 Grandma, Aunt Judy, all the cousins.
还有你脸书的状态 It's also your Facebook status.
我知道 我准备改来着 I know. I've been meaning to change that.
应该只说单身 I should just say I'm single.
是啊 那会好些 Yeah, that's better.
嗨 文 Hey, Vin.
我的继任者 M-My replacement?
算是吧 Yeah, I guess so.
我恐怕我得去报告 I'd hate to have to report
你妈妈非法移民的事情了 your mother to immigration and Natur...
我是合法公民 I am a citizen.
奥利弗先生 只能待一小会儿 Mr. Oliver, one minute.
盒子里是什么 What's in the box?
我妻子 My wife.
她去世了 She died?
不 No.
她 Sh...
她把她自己缩小了 She shrunk herself.
她住里面了现在 She's living in there now.
不用租金呢 Rent-free.
很抱歉你失去了她 文 Sorry, Vin, for your loss.
不懂 Never understood...
为何人们总这么说 wh-wh-why people say that.
他们不知道该说什么 They don't know what else to say.
比如问问 她是什么样的人 How about, "What was she like?
你想她么 或者 你现在要怎么办 Do you miss her?" Or "What are you gonna do now?"
对你自己好一点 Do yourself a favor.
好好活着吧 Get a life.
别跟我一样 Stop living mine.
记住我的话 Take my word.
我这样的烂人没法好起来 It's not working for shit for me.
那不对 That's not true.
什么 What the he...
关于我你知道些什么 hell do you know about me?
你根本不了解我 You don't know me.
你有点蠢 You're just stupid.
当然我蠢 Of course I'm stupid.
大多数人认为 Mostly for thinking
你就是个又坏又刻薄的老醉鬼 you're more than just a drunk, mean old man.
我想这就是再见了 Guess that's goodbye.
你是个悲惨的 You're a sad...
悲惨的人 sad man.
桑迪 月亮代表我的心 I loved you to the moon there, Sandy.
月亮代表我的心 I loved you to the moon.
越南 1965 文森特·麦肯纳军士
好吧 两周 All right, two weeks.
两周后你们要展示“我们身边的圣人” Two weeks to our Saints Among Us assembly.
到时你们的努力成果会在舞台上展示 The grand culmination of your sizable efforts on one great stage.
别忘了邀请你们的父母 Don't forget to invite your parents,
还有其他重要的人 significant others, et cetera.
妻子 女朋友 好好享受 Wives, girlfriends, and enjoy yourselves.
请到时候别把脏话带上台 奥辛斯基 And no expletives in your presentation, please, Ocinski.
老师 他不喜欢被称作奥辛斯基 从来不喜欢 He doesn't like Ocinski, Brother Geraghty, never has.
他的名字是罗伯特 先生 The name's Robert, sir.
他没告诉你他当过兵 He didn't tell you he was a soldier?
没有 先生 No, sir.
军士长 相当出名 A sergeant major, of all things. He's famous.
但这个太贵了 But it's too expensive.
我不知道怎样买这个婴儿床 I don't know how to buy this crib
看起来不错而且便宜 我 that looks nice and is cheap enough. I...
这一个 挺好的 Oh, this one? This is good.
女士 对不起 这个标价不对 Ma'am, I'm sorry, this is the wrong price.
我喜欢这个 I like this.
不不不 我喜欢这个 No, no, no, I like this.
-太棒了 我喜欢这个 -我要了 - This is great. I love this. - I take it.
-太棒了 -拿这个吧 - This is fantastic. - Can we get this?
我们能 付得起 We can afford this.
-呃 女士 -很好 - Ma'am... - This is nice.
我喜欢这一个 我要这一个 I like this. I want this.
很好 This is great.
行 我就要这个 OK, I'll take it.
就是那个老家伙 That's the old guy?
恩 他上过越南战场 Yeah, he was in Vietnam.
我学过这个州吗 Did I study the states?
那是个国家 It's a country.
州是在国家里面的 States are inside countries.
“别将线缠绕在孩子的脖子上” "Do not place items with string around child's neck,
比如帽绳或者奶嘴绳 such as hoods strings or pacifier cords.
线绳可能引起窒息 Strings can cause strangulation."
我不想要这个婴儿床了 I don't want this crib.
嘿 爸爸 Hey, Dad.
-还好吗 -是啊 - Good day? - Yeah.
好的 安全带 All right, seat belt, please.
文森特为桑迪洗衣有多久了 How long has Vin been doing Sandy's laundry?
哦 过去八年的每周都来 Oh, geez, every week for eight years.
那是很长的时间了 That's a long time.
确实很长 It is a long time.
文森特他是个好人 He's a good guy, Vin.
当我不在旁边的时候文是个怎样的人 What's Vin like when I'm not around?
他不喜欢别人 He don't like people.
人们也不喜欢他 People don't like him.
除了猫咪和你 Except cat and you.
你为什么喜欢他呢 Why you like him?
哦还真直接 That'll be straight.
奥利弗 过来 Oliver, come on!
早餐好啦 Breakfast is ready!
快凉了哦 Gonna get cold!
出发 Let's go!
-嗨 妈妈 -别这么惊讶 坐下 - Hi, Mom. - Don't look so surprised. Sit down.
这么重要的日子你需要能量 不是吗 坐下 You need some fuel for your big day, right? Sit.
-这都是你做的 -是的 都是我做的 - You made all this? - Yes, I made it all.
我会做饭 I know how to cook.
我今天请假了 I took the day off.
-谢谢 -不客气 小家伙 - Thanks. - Well, you're welcome, bub.
不会弄这个吗 This giving you trouble?
过来 我告诉你怎么弄 Come here, I'll show you the trick.
先把领子立起来 You got to pop this up.
好的 Ok.
就这样 像魔法一样 Like that, it's like magic.
我爱你 妈妈 I love you, Mom.
我也爱你 Me, too.
坐下吧 Sit down.
好了 咖啡还是果汁 OK, coffee or juice?
-拿铁 -想想就好 - Latte? - Nice try.
哦 我的羊水破了 Oh! My water is broken!
打电话给水管工 Call a plumber.
快走啊 Let's go.
起来 Get up!
各位好 坐下吧 孩子们 谢谢你们 Hello. Sit down, children, thank you.
各位早上好 欢迎来到圣帕特里克参加 Good morning. Welcome to our Saints Among Us assembly
“我身边的圣人”活动 here at St. Patrick.
孩子们都很努力 And the children have been working very hard,
看到他们选择谁 and it'll be interesting to see
当圣人一定很有趣 which parents they have chosen as saints.
我觉得你们肯定都很紧张 I'm sure you're all very nervous.
第一个要发言的是吉莎·德莫斯 Our first speaker is Keesha Demorcy.
我生活中的圣人是 For my real-life saint,
特蕾莎修女 I picked Mother Teresa of Calcutta.
-好了 好了 -随便停在哪儿 随便 - OK, OK. - Stop anywhere! Anywhere!
你什么时候才能像个男人 When will you become like man?
老天 我的男性尊严 Jesus, my manhood!
各位 阳光之滨的圣人尼可拉斯 Saint Nicholas of Sunnyside, everybody.
好 接下来是奥利弗·布朗斯坦 All right, next up we have Oliver Bronstein.
欢迎奥利弗·布朗斯坦 Oliver Bronstein.
所谓圣人是这样一类人 我们赞美他们 Saints are human beings we celebrate for their commitment
对他人的承诺和奉献 and dedication to other human beings.
这是吉拉蒂老师在三月份左右说的 Brother Geraghty, circa around March.
这里不是医院 This isn't the hospital.
现在你是火箭医生了吗 快点 进去 So now you are rocket surgeon. Come on, get inside.
关于我身边的圣人 For my modern day saint,
我选择的这个人 具有很多同罗切斯特的圣威廉姆斯 I chose a man who shares many of the same qualities
一样的品质 as Saint William of Rochester.
表面看来 人们可能认为我选择的圣人 On the surface, one might think my saint
是个最不够格的候选人 is the least likely candidate for sainthood.
他甚至也不是个快乐的人 He's not a happy person.
他不喜欢别人 也很少人喜欢他 He doesn't like people, and not many people like him.
他乖戾 易怒 He's grumpy, angry,
处事疯癫 我知道他的人生还充满了遗憾 mad at the world, and I'm sure full of regrets.
他酗酒 抽烟 He drinks too much, smokes.
赌博 骂人 扯谎 作弊 He gambles, curses, lies and cheats.
他还总跟一个夜之女神混在一起 And he spends a lot of time with a lady of the night.
-那是你对他的第一眼印象 -这边走 你先 - That's what you see at first glance. - After you.
如果你了解够深 你会看见这些瑕疵后的真实的他 If you dig deeper, you'll see a man beyond his flaws.
文森特·麦肯纳1946年 Mr. Vincent MacKenna was born in 1946
出生于羊头湾 in Sheepshead Bay,
第一代爱尔兰移民的后代 the son of first-generation Irish immigrants.
在布鲁克林贫穷的街头长大 Growing up poor on the streets of Brooklyn,
文森特学会了很多孩子不该会的东西 Vincent learned all the things that kids shouldn't need to know:
斗殴 骂人和赌博 fighting, cursing and gambling.
在1965年 作为美国第五军团的一员 In 1965, as a member of the United States Army's Fifth Regiment,
文森特与其他450名士兵一起 Vincent was among the 450 soldiers
陷入了越南的拉庄谷 并立即被2000名敌军 dropped into the La Drang Valley and immediately ambushed
伏击 by 2,000 enemy troops.
在那里他英勇的拯救了两名受伤军官 There he heroically saved the lives of two wounded officers
并将他们带离险境 pinned down by enemy fire and carried them to safety.
由于奋勇他被授予铜星勋章 He was awarded the Bronze Star for his bravery.
我想能最好解释文森特·麦肯纳为人 I imagine the best way I can tell you
的方法就是 who Mr. Vincent MacKenna is
告诉你们他为我做了什么 is to tell you what he's done for me.
当我和妈妈新搬到这里 我们谁也不认识 When me and my mom first moved here, we knew no one,
麦肯纳先生原本可以不照看我 而且看起来也不愿意 and Mr. MacKenna took me in when he didn't have to,
但他却接纳了我 and most likely didn't want to.
他还是做了 这就是圣人会做的事 But he did it anyhow, 'cause that's what saints do.
我们去看望了他的妻子桑迪 We visited his wife, Sandy,
他们结婚四十余年 最近她过世了 of 40 years, who recently passed away.
过去的八年 文森特每周去为她洗衣 Vin's done her laundry every week for the past eight years,
即便她早已不认得他是谁 long after she no longer recognized him.
因为圣人从不放弃 Because saints never give up.
他教我如何战斗 He taught me how to fight,
如何勇敢的保持立场 how to stand my ground and be brave,
怎样大声说话 how to speak up and be bold.
因为圣人为自己和别人而战斗 Because saints fight for themselves and others,
这样他们的声音才能被听到 so that they might be heard.
他教我如何赌博 赛马 He taught me how to gamble, horse racing,
还有各种赌法 Keno, the over and under,
为此我将被禁足直到十八岁 which is a big reason why I'm grounded till I'm 18.
但从那里 我学到了如何冒险 But in that, I learned how to take risks
如何面对破产 and go for broke.
因为在人生的赌场上 赔率也许对你不利 Because in life, the odds can be stacked against you.
这是文森特的猫 菲利克斯 This is Vin's cat, Felix,
它吃高级猫粮 文森特却吃沙丁鱼罐头 who eats gourmet cat food while Vin eats sardines.
因为圣人会做出牺牲 'Cause saints make sacrifices.
是的 文森特·麦肯纳是一个有缺点的人 Yes, Mr. Vincent MacKenna is flawed,
还不是一些小缺点 但是就像我们所学习的其他圣人一样 seriously flawed, but just like all the other saints we studied.
到头来 圣人也只是人而已 Because after all, saints are human beings,
普普通通的人 very human beings.
勇气 牺牲 热情 人性 Courage, sacrifice, compassion, humanity.
这些是圣人的标志 These are the markings of a saint,
也是这些标志让文森特·麦肯纳和罗切斯特的圣人威廉 and what makes Mr. Vincent MacKenna not so far removed
的距离并不远 from Saint William of Rochester.
在此 我要请上我的朋友 我的保姆 And with that, I'd like to present my friend and babysitter,
文森特·麦肯纳先生 他是我的圣人 Mr. Vincent MacKenna, for sainthood,
并在此称他为 and hereby proclaim him
羊头湾的圣人文森特 St. Vincent of Sheepshead Bay.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
谢谢你 孩子 Thank you, kid.
羊头湾的圣人文森特 Saint Vincent of Sheepshead Bay.
好吧 我知道了 我欠你钱 All right, I got it. I owe you money anyhow.
-谢谢 -你想要哪一个 - Thanks. - What are you looking at?
-硬饼干 -我也是想要硬饼干 - Hard pretzels. - That's just what I was looking at.
如果方法正确 If you do it just right,
你可以得到 you can end up with...
两个 只花了一个的钱 two... for the price of one.
很棒 Pretty cool.
是很棒 小鬼 That's pretty good, kiddo.
我会采纳这个方法 I might have to adopt that.
麦肯纳先生 时间到了 Mr. MacKenna, it's about that time.
好的 耐心点 All right, hold your horses.
不过 那算不上光明正大的手段 Although, technically, that's stealing.
哦 没事的没事的 别哭啦 Oh, it's OK, it's OK. Don't cry.
好吧 It's OK.
怎么样 So what is it?
黑皮 白皮 丑娃娃 Black, white, ugly?
滚蛋 Get out of here.
我喜欢这宝宝 I like this baby.
你喜欢她吗 Do you like this baby?
到目前为止我喜欢 Yeah, so far.
我好开心 I'm so happy.
我以后会教你的 I'll teach you someday.
-你会喜欢的 -小伙子们 来吧 - You'll like it. - Boys, come on.
这不是俄式的 但是 哦对不起猫猫 It's not Russian, but... Oh, sorry, cat.
好吧你必须吃蔬菜 OK, you must eat vegetables.
真是色彩斑斓啊 It's colorful.
我敢这么说 I'll say that.
-我喜欢青豆 -真的吗 - I like the green beans. - You do?
是啊 从来不会对 Yeah, I don't think you
意面和青豆吃腻 ever get enough spaghetti and green beans.
我妈妈用罐头做这道菜 My mom makes them out of a can.
所以你脑子不好使 That's how your brain got stilted.
哦 你才脑子不好使 Oh, you have stilted brain.
-可以了 -像智障一样 - That's probably good. - Like the retard.
噢 别说这种不文明的词语 Hey, the "R" Word's not cool.
政治上不正确 It's not politically correct.
-为何呢 -就像你说 侏儒 - Why is this? - It's like when you say "Midget."
侏儒 "Midget"?
为何不能说 侏儒 Why not "Midget"?
这种食物能抗饿 This food beats hunger.
用细细长长的面条 By a hair.
你不想说点什么吗 Don't you want to say something?
说什么 Like what?
像祷告或是祝福 Like a blessing or a prayer?
不 我不想 No, I'd better not.
宝宝饿了 Baby is hungry.
这么多美味的食物 你的在哪里啊 All this delicious food, and where's yours?
这不公平 每个人都大吃一顿 你的在哪里呢 It's not fair for everyone to have a big meal except you?
噢 Oh!
嘿 有点冷给你加个毯子 Hey, wow, it's chill...
有点冷啊 it's getting chilly in here.
#劳累和血汗# One of toil and blood
#缺点曾是美德# When blackness was a virtue
#道路泥泞不堪# The road was full of mud
#从荒野里来# Came in from the wilderness
#已经毫无人形# A creature void of form
#进来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm
#如果再走这条路# Pass this way again
#你也可以在此休息# You can rest assured
#我将为她尽力# I'll always do my best for her
#我已许下承诺# On that I give my word
我闻到烟味了 混蛋 I smell the cigarette, asshole!
#人们为了温饱而抗争# Fight to be warm
#进来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm
#我们之间并没有说话# Not a word was spoke between us
#丝毫没有危险# There was little risk involved
#所有事情到那时候# Everything up to that point
#都已经解决# Had been left unresolved
#想象一处居所# Try imagining a place
#永远安全温暖# Where it's always safe and warm
#进来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm
#我被疲惫力尽# I was burned out from exhaustion
#埋在干草堆中# Buried in the hay
#在灌木丛被毒倒# Poisoned in the bushes
#被大风吹跑# And blown out on the trail
#像鳄鱼那样被追捕# Hunted like a crocodile
#在玉米地里被蹂躏# Ravaged in the corn
#进来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm
#霍然回首# Suddenly I turned around
#她就在那里站立# And she was standing there
#银手镯腕上戴# With silver bracelets on her wrists
#鲜花头上艳# And flowers in her hair
#她款款向我走来# She walked up to me so gracefully
#取下了我头上的荆棘环# And took my crown of thorns
#来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm
#现在我俩之间有所隔阂# Now there's a wall between us
#已经消失了# Something has been lost
#我理所当然地索取太多# I took too much for granted
#我留下的记号也弄混了# I got my signals crossed
#只是从头回想# Just to think it all began
#在一个并不重要的早晨# On a non-eventful morn
#进来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm
#副官的钉靴敲击着路面# Well, the deputy walks on hard nails
#牧师跨上了坐骑# And the preacher rides a mount
#但是这些都不重要# But nothing really matters much
#只有日渐衰败的命运才重要# It's doom alone that counts
#还有独眼的掘墓人# And the one-eyed undertaker
#他吹着空空的号角# He blows a futile horn
#进来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm
#我曾听见出生婴儿啼哭# I've heard newborn babies wailing
#像是晨鸽# Like a morning dove
#没牙的老人# And old men with broken teeth
#被爱困惑# Stranded without love
#我弄懂你所有的问题了吗# Do I understand your question, man
#是无望的吗# Is it hopeless, forlorn
#进来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm
#在山顶的小村庄里# In a little hilltop village
#赌赢的人可以得到我的衣物# They gambled for my clothes
#我请求救助# I bargained for salvation
#他们却给我毒药# And they gave me a lethal dose
#我为无知付出了代价# I offered up my innocence
#收获了鄙视# And got repaid with scorn
#进来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm
#好吧我在外国生活# Well, I'm living in a foreign country
#但我注定要越界# But I'm bound to cross the line
#美人走在刀锋的边缘# Beauty walks on razor's edge
#总有一天会成为我的# Someday I'll make it mine
#如若我能使时光倒流# If I could only turn back the clock
#回到上帝那和她出生的时刻# To when God and her were born
#进来吧 她说 我给你提供# Come in, she said, I'll give you
#阻挡风雨的所在# Shelter from the storm