In the far reaches of space...
Now, a single ambition has engulfed peaceful cities and villages in flames.
We are unstoppable. Death to those who live!
Destruction to things which have form!
We'll finish them off with the Bug Spray Hyper Bazooka!
Victory!
Traffic Safety
All right! Report to Mashirito-sama!
(TL Note: Mashirito is an anagram of Torishima, who was Toriyama's editor during the publication of Dr. Slump and the first half of Dragon Ball)
Mama, it's finished! I've finally completed it!
The strongest robot on the planet!
It's the birth of a genuine demon!
I truly am a genius, am I not?
All the planets that tried to resist themselves against me are gone!
Now, the universe belongs to me and Mama!
Mama! Mama!
We're the emperors of the universe... isn't that right?
There's nobody to fear.
And...
Mama, it's her.
All that's left is her.
Oh, what a lovely person she is.
You really think so, Mama? I'm happy.
Mama!
Very soon...
Very soon, it'll be perfect.
Wait a bit longer, Mama.
Eh-hem. Cock-a-cock-a...
It's summer in Penguin Village!
Chiiirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
Wow, it's still so hot!
Ding-dong ding-dong, ding-dong-ding-dong!
It's Penguin Village Middle School's closing ceremony!
Dear children, today is the end of the first semester.
Yay!!
Hoyo!
Hey, Akane-chin! Why is everyone so happy!?
You're so silly! It's summer vacation, so we'll say goodbye to school!
Hoyo?! The school is going somewhere?
Okay, good children! I'm going to pass out report cards, so please be quiet!
Yes!
Teacher, what's in the box?
Everyone, you've all studied very well,
....so I've prepared special presents for you!
Peasuke Soramame-kun!
Yes!
Here you go! You have to hurry up and learn how to swim, Peasuke-kun!
Yes!
Number One in Japan, Momotarō-kun!
(TL Note: Momotarō is based off of the Japanese folklore hero of the same name)
Yes!
Here you go!
I wonder what it is?
Wow, a digital watch!
- Whoa! - Really?
Arale Norimaki-san!
(TL Note: Arale Norimaki is pun on "arare", a Japanese rice cracker wrapped in nori seaweed, or norimaki)
Yeeeess!
You can have this...
Hoyoyo? It's flat!
Just like your boobs!
Boobs...?
Lemme see that.
Ah, mister rat's eye.
You idiot! That's called a ring! Try puttin' it on.
It's too big.
No, it's that you're too small for a seventh grader!
Teacher?
Teacher, what's wrong?
She's crying....
Teacher!
Hey... Teacher's crying.
'Cuz it's hot.
Quiet, you!
Hoyoyo!?
What's wrong, Teacher?
When I think that this is goodbye for us...
I feel so sad...
Hoyo!?
Teacher!
Are you quitting!?
Teacher!
Why are you quitting, Teacher!?
I have to return to my homeland immediately...
I get it! Teacher, you're getting married, aren't ya?
I don't know yet...
IT-IT CAN'T BE!
Are you saying that MY Yamabuki-sensei is going back to her home country!?
She's getting married.
What did you just say, Arale-san?
I said that Yamabuki-sensei is going to get married.
I got this!
That's an engagement ring!
Arale, did she gave that to you?
Yup!
Oh, so that's what your ring was for!
Arale-san, why did you not show me this very important news right away?
Hoyo?
Yamabuki-sensei delivered this ring to you without waiting for my proposal!
Proposal?
Caw, caw, caw!
Please support my petition to stop Yamabuki-sensei from quitting!
Barber Soramame
Please support my petetion to stop Yamabuki-sensei from quitting!
Please support...
Okay, should your father sign this again?
No, not again! It's no good having the same name twice!
Hey Peasuke, isn't it fine as long as Yamabuki-sensei is happy?
But...!!
Suddenly quitting, teachers these days are really irresponsible, aren't they?
Big brother! Don't say bad things about Yamabuki-sensei!
All right then, I'm gonna run for a bit!
Big brother!
'Cuz I'll be gathering signatures for your petition!
Big brother!
Hey!
Hey barber! Turn me into a handsome fellow!
Senbei-san! With Yamabuki-sensei quitting, is this the time to be getting your hair cut?
Gentlemen! Please refer to her as "Midori Norimaki-sensei" from now on!
Yes?
N'cha!
Ah! Norimaki-san!
Midiori Yamabuki
The Doctor's here too.
Senbei-san?
Midori!
Yes?
I'm glad that you've finally made up your mind!
If it is your wish, go with me to your homeland...
That's...
I wanna go too!
That's impossible...
Hoyo!?
It's no problem. If you're worried about the fare, I've taken out all of my savings!
But... my homeland is in outer space within a galaxy far, far away!
It doesn't matter if your hometown is in outer space or some...
OUTER SPACE!?
My homeland is located in the 8th Galactic Nebula, Planet Takeya Saodake.
(TL Note: "Takeya Saodake" is a phrase commonly used in the selling of clotheslines within Japan)
Planet Takeya Saodake!?
It all started when I was young...
...when my parents took me to the amusement park on Metropolis Island!
There, I was separated from my parents.
Without knowing what it was, I accidentally went inside a real spaceship!
The spaceship traveled straight to Planet Takeya Saodake.
The spaceship belonged to the planet's royal family.
Takeya and Saodake had no children, and they treated me like their own daughter.
But as the years passed, they sympathized with my feelings and finally found my real parents!
So, what's the problem, then!?
Queen Takeya has become very old and has fallen ill.
I desperately want to tell her that I wish to succeed her.
But if she recovers, you'll come back to Penguin Village, right?
No...
- WHY?!
- Horsie, horsie!
I made the decision when I was young.
If I can help them, then I'll do anything to repay them...
Hoyo?
Okay! Then I'll coming with you! Where do they sell tickets to go to this planet?
One child fare! One child fare!
Middle schoolers are adult fares!
Oh, right.
Don't worry, Yamabuki-sensei!
I, Senbei Norimaki, shall accompany you to Planet Takeya Saodake!
(TL Note: Like Arale, Senbei's name comes from a Japanese rice cracker wrapped in seaweed)
Arale! Prepare for our trip at once!
Yay, a trip! A trip!
THE Supermarket
Strawberry chocolate is good, but it's also hard to turn down cocoa chocolate...
Geez, you scared the living daylights outta me!
You bought so many snacks... Are you going on a trip somewhere?
The Doctor said when the moon becomes full, we'll go.
Ohohohoho! When the moon becomes full... isn't that nice?
Little old me is just going to nature classes run by my nursery school...
But they'll be lame and I don't want to go!
Still, somehow I have the feeling something is going to happen this summer.
Hoyo?
Ah, I might fall into young love...
I can see myself reflected in your eyes.
That's because you're in my head...
You're in my head too...!
Kinoko-san...
Monsieur... Mu-san!
And then, as summer ends, so too will our love! Isn't it roman...
Akane, bring in the sign!
Sure thing!
Okay!
What the hell, y'all flying by night or somethin'?
Akane, live strong!
Bye-cha!
"Bye-cha"? Where you goin'?
Yamabuki-sensei's place.
With your backpacks?
Bye-cha!
Hey!!
What the hell did he mean?!
I have no clue!
Senbei-san must be plotting something again!
In any case, let's try going to Yamabuki-sensei's place!
Hoyo!?
Ah, the engagement... the engagement ring...
It's that girl with the glasses!
Oh, God!
Don't worry, I thought this might happen!
Switch on!
Are you going somewhere, Arale?
To say hello.
I've had enough of this job!
Life is perseverance.
What's that?!
Y-Yamabuki-sensei!
What is that thing!?
Big brother!
What the hell is that!?
Anguirus Condos
(TL Notes: Anguirus Condos is named after the armadillo-like kaiju within Toho's Godzilla movies)
Yamabuki-sensei!
Let's go, Arale!
Hoyo!?
Yamabuki-sensei... Yamabuki-sensei...
Sensei...
Yamabuki...
Sensei...
Ya-Yamabuki-sensei!!
Hoyoyo...
Y-y-Yamabuki-sensei...
My head sounds like it's about to explode...
Gatchan, bite this.
Just what is Arale doing this late at night...
We'll build a rocket to go see Yamabuki-sensei!
Once we see Yamabuki-sensei, the Doctor will cheer up, too!
So that's it! It's all for me...
Bite that round.
Arale!
Arale-san!
Hoyo...
I forgot that I am a genius scientist!
You're going to build it, Doctor?
Yes! How could I give Yamabuki-sensei over to another man?!
Let's boldly go and get to her with a spaceship!
Hoyo...
Yay !
All right! Since it's come to this, no matter if my foe is a prince or pauper!
It's a showdown!
Caw, caw, caw!
I can't believe it!
Those stupid boys, Taro and Peasuke are going after Yambuki-sensei to bring her back...
They're using Senbei-san's spaceship!
You have to stop them!
Akane's with them as well! This isn't funny! It's too reckless!
Just where the heck is this spaceship of his!?
Well, I heard it was completed, but...
Taro!
Peasuke!
Akane!
Hey! Senbei-san! Senbei-san!
It looks like he's not home.
Does anyone know where Taro and the others are?
Nope!
Darling!
What the hell is that?!
It's a lame-looking monster!
Taro!
Peasuke!
Akane!
I, Senbei Norimake, am a man amongst men!
We're off to return Yamabuki-sensei to Penguin Village safe and unharmed!
Bye-cha!
Ano kono yume ga tonde iru harukana uchū e That girl's dreams are ﬂying to faraway
Take care of yourself!
Don't do anything dangerous!
Don't forget to do your homework!
Kakkui roketto mune wa dokidoki A cool rocket, the heart thumps
Damn it! Even in space, I still have homework to do!
Harehore arare Harehore Arale
Big sister! I'll be back soon!
Hacha mechanko ROCK'N ROLL Hacha mechanko rock 'n roll
Mom...
Odore (hachamecha) tonde kuru kuru suppaman Dance (crazy), ﬂy 'round and 'round, Suppaman
Wait! That spaceship...
Please let us on too!
Odore (hachamecha) u~inkupanchi de arare-chan Dance (crazy), with a wink punch, Arale-chan
Now You Sexy
Ā atsukunaru ā yurete iru Ah, getting hot, ah, swinging
Yep... totally lame.
You blockhead! Yet again you were too late!
ROCK ROCK ROCKING YOU
Odore mechanko ROCK'N ROLL Dance mechanko ROCK'N ROLL
There's no way I could have predicted that a spaceship would be there!
But perhaps it is better that we did not get aboard.
N chacha-me-chan ko bugi N'cha n'cha mechanko boogie
I concur.
Ā ho yo yo Ah, hoyoyo...
This is nothing!
Ouch! That was awful, Senbei-san!
Is this ship really okay?
Whoa, amazing!
We're really flying!
Naturally! Yamabuki-sensei, please wait for us!
(TL Note: Taro is parodying the first line in the famous intro song for the Space Battleship Yamato (Starblazers) anime)
Farewell, Mother Earth! I guess?
We've now made it into space!
Incredible! We're really in space!
This truly ain't bad, Senbei-san!
Naturally! I truly am a genius scientist!
So kuul! So kuul! So kuul! So kuul!
What?
What is it, Doctor?
I shouldn't have brought you along!
I won't... I won't be defeated!
All right! Head straight for Yamabuki-sensei's homeworld, Planet Takeya Saodake!
By the way, Senbei-san, where is this Planet Takeya Saodake?
Can we really get there?
Don't worry. The great genius scientist Senbei Norimaki makes no mistakes!
Allow me to explain.
THIS is the latest computer system which I developed.
Bitchin'!
But is it really all that?
I've inserted a complete map of the universe inside this baby!
Now, I set the computer...
I'm counting on you, Computer-kun!
No problem!
Hoyoyo!
Number 3618. Number 3618.
Galaxy 8th Nebula, Planet Takeya Saodake. Planet Takeya Saodake.
Ah, that's Planet Takeya Saodake!?
Located about 80,000 light years away.
80,000 light years!?
Amazing! We can go that far in this piece of junk?
P-piece of junk!?
Ahem!
It doesn't matter if it's 80,000 light years or 200,000 light years!
This ship's my latest machine! It can fly the whole way!
Now, Computer-kun, display our course!
No!
What?!
I won't tolerate having orders shouted at me!
Computer-san, would you please display our course?
Sure thing.
That computer's a surprisingly simple fella!
I think so too.
Yamabuki-sensei...
I hope that no harm has come to you.
If something were to happen to you,
...I, Senbei Norimaki, could not live with myself.
Midori...
Oh, my Midori!!
It isn't here! What will we do?
It ain't here either!
Here neither!
I'm coming for you. Please wait for me... Midori!
We're in trouble!
What'll happen to us?
I can't bear it anymore!
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR!?
WHERE"S THE BATHROOM!?
You can all just hold it in...
Poop!
The toilet... actually... I hafta go too!
But... how can this be?...
What's wrong, Senbei-san!?
I can't hold it in anymore!
To think that this great genius scientist would make such a mistake...
Is God himself teasing me?
All personnel of my Space Battleship Slump!
(TL Note: Yet another Space Battleship Yamato (Starblazers) reference)
Please listen to me!
Actually, I have decided that we must make an emergency landing on some planet!
What are you talking about!?
I knew it! You forgot to put in a toilet!
That's awful!
What a disaster!
I thought it was something like that!
What're we going to do, Senbei-san!?
I CAN'T HOLD IT IN EITHER!
Alright, head for that planet! Emergency landing!
Men, that way! Women, that way!
This way!
Ah, I'm alive again!
But you know, now that I look at it, Space isn't all that bad.
Yep!
Gatchan, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
Hoyoyo?
Who are you?
Where did Arale go?
She went out to go play tag with Gatchan.
Hey... Doctor!!
Stay away! Stay away!
I'm scared!
Arale-chan, just what is that thing!?
Oh, he's my friend!
Your friend...?
Be a good boy and go play over there.
Yeah! Peasuke-kun, come play with us!
No way!
No way! Let me down!
Have fun!
Take your time!
Geez louise... Peasuke's got a headless brother...
Let's do some maintenance while we have the chance.
Taro, help me out.
Okay!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won! I won! I won!
One more time, OK?
Rock-paper...
Arale-chan, he can't do it! Cut him some slack.
Hoyo. Oh, I see.
Sorry-cha. Hey, let's play tag!
Yay, Peasuke's it!
Wait, I can't catch up with you!
Bye-cha! Let's play again!
Wow, what a huge snowflakes!
Hey, Peasuke, hurry up!
But I held it in for so long!
Please wait, Yamabuki-sensei...
I'll come for you soon...
Mama...
Soon, Mama...
Just you wait, for my bride will be here soon...
You'll definitely like her...
Mama...
(TL Note: The coordinates of Planet Takeya Saodake are a reference to George Lucas's pre-Star Wars dystopian sci-fi film THX 1138)
Now arriving at Planet Takeya Saodake 1138.
PLANET TAKEYA SAODAKE
I've finally returned to my father's and mother's planet...
Oh my, how beautiful!
(TL Note: The robot in the gas mask is Tori-Bot, the author avatar of Akira Toriyama-sensei)
You must be exhausted after coming such a long way.
Um, how is my mother's condition?
Yes, right this way!
Father! Mother!
- Midori! - Midori!
You're all grown up!
Mother, how is your condition? Are you all right?
I'm sorry, I was praying that you wouldn't come here...
It was all a trap laid out to lure you here!
A trap?
Mother's not ill?
Midori...
This planet is no longer the peaceful one which we once governed...
Actually...
Beyond Space
Beyond Time
My Love Forever
Uchū ni afureru roman The romance overflowing in the universe
sore wa bokuna no sa That's me!
(Dr. Mashirito, Dr Mashirito)
Yami kara yami e to kimi o motomete I sought you from darkness to darkness
(Tsu oi kashikoi Dr. Mashirito) (Amazing! Clever! Dr. Mashirito)
Kokoro kizutsuki sotto yumemita My heart hurts softly when I dream of you
Smile Of You
(Ureshi hazukashi Dr. Mashirito, Ureshi hazukashi Dr. Mashirito) (I'm so glad, Dr. Mashirito, I'm so glad, Dr. Mashirito)
Gyaa!
I Love, You Love Mashirito. We Love, They Love Mashirito.
I Love, You Love Mashirito. He Love, She Love Mashirito.
I Love, You Love Mashirito. He Love, She Love Mashirito...
I Love, You Love Mashirito. We Love, They Love Mashirito.
Thank you.
Greetings, my bride-to-be!
Your wife!? Just who in the world are you!?
My name is Mashirito, ruler of the universe.
Look, my wife, upon these shining stars.
Each and every one of them belongs to me.
I obtained them all through my own power.
Isn't that super-special awesome?
And then, when I subjugated Planet Takeya Saodake...
Ouch, that hurt!
I obtained a photograph.
This.
That's my...
Rejoice! I took a liking to you at first sight!
Lick!
That is why I had you brought here in grand style.
Be thankful! My wife!
Hm, you look even better than you do in the photograph!
Your wife!? The nerve!
What are you doing?
I'll never marry you!
Mashirito-chan, Midori-san is shy!
It shouldn't be possible for her to dislike someone like you.
That's true, Mama.
I see. There's no reason to be shy, my wife.
Boss!
What is it?
We just received an emergency report from Yo Chien, of the Space Patrol Squad!
At such an important time! What an inconsiderate guy!
Mashirito-sama, what's with that outfit of yours!?
Shut up! What do you want!?
Yes, sir! Just now...
We three of the Space Battleship Ultrahead have detected a strange spaceship while on patrol.
Idiots! Don't report in every time you find some little thing!
It appears to be a ship from Earth chasing after Princess Midori!
What!?
I'm sending the image to your screen now.
That's a spaceship!? I thought that thing was a potato!
And what's this!? The people inside are as ugly as potatoes, too!
Yes, definitely potatoes!
Senbei-san...
What?!
My wife, so they are your acquaintances!
In that case, we must entertain them.
What are you planning?
What happens to them all depends on your feelings.
How about becoming my wife?
You filthy animal!
Wipe all of them out!
There you have it!
Death to those who live!
Destruction to things which have form!
Ice cream to little old me!
- What?! - Ouch.
Commence operation!
PLANET OKAKAUMEBOSHI
(TL Note: Literally means "Planet of Bonito and Pickled Plums"
We're really going in this!?
Of course we are! Climb in!
Don't you have anything cooler?
What'll we do if we get a flat tire along the way?
Quit complaining!
Let's go!
Senbei-san, if we don't get there soon, I won't be able to hold it in!
Bye-cha!
We'll be back!
Watch the ship for us!
Wow, do ya think there's a house with a restroom anywhere in here?
I'm... I'm in trouble.
Don't worry!
My computer detected that there is life on this planet.
What a relief!
I see it!
Senbei-san, hurry up! I can't hold it in anymore!
S-Senbei-san...
What an eerie place!
It doesn't look like anyone lives here.
What's wrong, Senbei-san!?
Was something there?
N-no...
Senbei-san, let's get out of here! This place gives me the creeps!
I agree!
Me too!
W-w-w-wait, you wimps...
Who's there?
(TL Note: Penguin Village's resident Superman parody has "supa", meaning sour in Japanese instead of "super")
Suppaman!
Suppaman!?
Hey, you! Just what are you doing on my homeworld?
That means...
Planet Okakaumeboushi!
So then, this planet is...
Unfortunately, when I returned it was after Mashirito's attack!
Who's Mashirito?
He's the most terrifying villain in the entire universe!
Eh!?
This planet was turned into ruins by Mashirito's three henchmen,
...who operate the Space Battleship Ultrahead and the mobile suit called Rockcoach!
Hoyo!?
Hoi
That's close enough. Turn on the monitor!
Yes, sir!
It appears to be a child, Hoi Kuen-sama.
Could it be one of the crew's kids?
N'cha!
It looks like she's noticed the spy ball!
Leave her alone. There's no way she can know what it is.
Who're you!? Tell me!
Hoyoyo!?
Pick-pick-pick!
Impossible!
Amazing!
You stupid... what an unsightly thing to do!!
Hey.
Removing her head... what an unusual alien!!
Is she a Newtype?
(TL Note: Newtypes were the psychic next level humans from the Mobile Suit Gundam franchise)
It looks like there's one more!
It has wings!
What the hell are they?
- What's this? - What is it, Ribbon?
It's a Donsteponit!
Oh no!
Mama always said girls shouldn't use that word!
I'm glad I didn't see it.
You bitch! Just die!
Hey, Hoi Kuen!
Yes, boss?
Deploy the Rockcoach!
Smash them into dust and then sweep them up!!
I understand, boss.
Cool!
Take this! Rockcoach Hyper Bug Spray Bazooka!
Let's play pro-wrestling!
What happened?
Hoy!
Hey hey, this time I'll be attacked.
Arale's in big trouble! Big trouble!
Big trouble!
I won't lose!
Hoy!
Come in! What's wrong, Hoi? Come in!
It's strange, Yo Chien-sama! We suddenly lost his signal.
What!?
Hey, Hoi Kuen, what's wrong? Come in! Hello?
Damn it! The transmitter's broken!
That means we can't see the scene of destruction!
All right, since it's come to this, I'll go directly there myself!!
Ah, it's Ultrahead! The three villains of outer space!
This isn't good! It's right above the Slump!
We can't stay here! Quick, let's blast off!
Wait! "Blast off"? Just where do you plan on going?
Isn't it obvious? To Planet Takeya Saodake! That's where Yamabuki-sensei is!
Yamabuki-sensei!?
That means Mashirito's bride-to-be is...
It's a head!
You little pest!
Was it you?
Let's play pro-wrestling!
The Rockcoach has been defeated!
What did you say!?
But I can't see its opponent anywhere.
Yo Chien-sama...
I won! I won!
Arale!
Awesome!
Arale beat that Ultrahead guy!!
I can't believe it!
N'cha!
Great job, Arale!
You're incredible, Arale-chan!
Just a bit longer and the Slump would've been destroyed!
Hoyoyo?
Now then, we have no time to waste!
We must go rescue Yamabuki-sensei at once!
All right! The champion of justice, Suppaman, will lend you a hand!
After all, with me around you have absolutely nothing to fear.
Just sit back and relax...
Hey! Hey! Can't you wait?!
Take me with you!
How dare you leave behind a champion of justice!!
Why you little...
I must report this to Mashirito-sama at once...
The time of completion draws near.
This slide itself will become the site of our wedding ceremony.
After all, it's the union of the world's handsomest man and the world's most beautiful woman!
The foolish people of this planet shall warmly attend it.
No!
Please wait, Princess Midori!
Wait, hey, just a second, please wait!
Princess Midori, just a second, okay?
No means no!
Don't come any closer!
Don't say that, please put this on!
Why must I put that on?
It's the bride's veil!
No means no! Go away!
Don't... Mashirito-sama will get angry with me!
I beg you.
Princess Midori!
Master!
What's with that outfit?!
I told you I want to see Princess Midori in her bridal dress soon!
Um, yes, well, that is...
Enough!
By the way, what about the thing I mentioned earlier?
Yes! That was just completed!
First there's this.
Lick. Lick.
Hmmm... This is quite tasty!
Go and prepare enough of these for everyone in my empire!
If we give out these on the day of my wedding,
my popularity will rise even more!
Exactly as you say. Here, Master.
What do you think? It looks just like you!
What the hell is this? It doesn't look like me at all!
I don't have such a perverted face!
Full thrust toward Planet Takeya Saodake!
Turbo Charge on!
Turbo Charge main switch on!
Turbo Charge hatch open!
This isn't good!
Mashirito-sama!
What!? Their spaceship is still headed this way?
What happened to the Space Patrol Squad?
We've lost contact with them...
And just as the ceremony approaches... what cold bastards!
All right! Launch all ships! All-out offensive!
Flying objects are rapidly approaching us from Point PX-3!
Senbei!
Just what the heck is that thing!?
Hoyoyo?
S-Senbei-san...
What should we do, Senbei-san?
Ya don't plan on fighting them with this piece of junk, do ya?
Damn it! Yamabuki-sensei...
Come just a little bit closer.
Why won't you put on the bride's veil for me?
I want to hurry up and see you dressed as a bride.
Aren't we about to become husband and wife?
Who decided that!?
Aren't you happy?
No, that isn't possible.
You shall accept a gift from my heart.
A gift!?
My ENVIABLE kiss of love. Don't be shy!
No!
Hoyo...
Damn it! Everyone, man your battle stations!
Okay!
We got him!
Serves you right!
Hoyoyo!
Senbei-san! I'll fight with you!
You just watch the engine's condition carefully!
But...!
It's no good, Senbei-san! We're outnumbered!
They just keep coming at us, no matter how many of them we shoot down!
What's the matter!?
There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Why're you running away?
Because I hate you!
Hate...?
Hate...? What does that mean?
Hate... hate is...
What!? Hate is the opposite of love!?
I can't believe it!
That there exists a woman in this world who does not love me...
Mama... why? Why?
The more a girl likes you the more she pouts.
It's okay... make another effort.
Oh... so that's what it was. My wife...
I'll overcome your obstinacy and make you love me!
Doctor, they're playing war games!
That's it!
Arale, go play with everyone outside!
Yeah.
Hoyoyo!!
Hoyoyo!
Arale-chan's awesome!
All right! Peasuke, now it's your turn to protect the Slump!
Taro, Akane! Let's do this!
I got him!
Mashirito-chan...
I wonder if her attitude would change if she knew about what has happened to that ship from Earth.
That's right, Mama!
Yay !
You don't know what happened to the people who were coming to save you, do you!?
What have you done to them?
Bleeeh!
Why are you being so horrible to them? They're not involved! Stop it!
So you'll listen to what I say, become my wife, and accept my KISS of love?
No...
There's no time to think about it!
Please wait!
Give the order to cease the attack first!
No way! KISS first!
It's no good! It didn't even dent 'em!
Dammit! What should we do?!
Ah, it's Arale!
Gatchan, wait, wait!
I've been hit!
What are ya two doin'!?
Playing war!
Idiot! What'll ya do with Gatchan?!
Oh, I see.
You truly are a cutie...
Inconceivable!
What's going on!?
What, what?
There's no way my super-genius scientific power could be defeated!
Well, what's wrong? Princess Midori should also greet our public.
Are you still thinking about them?
What's the point of thinking about people who have vanished into space dust?
If you don't agree to this marriage,
consider your father, mother, and the people of Takeya Saodake dead!
You underhanded bastard!
Underhanded... underhanded...
Underhanded!
Oh, that means super-duper handsome, right?
Ahem, shall we begin?
Stop playing the public's cheering.
Yes, sir!
And... there...
Do you, Mashirito-sama, swear to love Midori Yamabuki for as long...
Hey, you...
Ahem!
Do you, Mashirito-sama, swear to love Midori Yamabuki for as long as you shall live?
I super-duper do.
Well then, Midori Yamabuki,
do you take Mashirito-sama as your husband,
and swear to love him for as long as you shall live?
As you can see, the bride is so happy, she's embarrassed to say it!
"Of course, I do..."
Well then, time for the kiss...
Ah! Those must be...
Senbei-san!
Where's the rudder?!
Senbei-san!
Yamabuki-sensei!
Damned pests!
You must be Mashirito!
Ah, I see that I'm famous!
Don't worry! You all shall participate in my marriage celebration!
Celebrate! Celebrate! Celebrate!
DON'T CELEBRATE!!!
Hurry and shoo them away. Otherwise...
Senbei-san...
I'm fine with this. Please return to Earth!
That's ridiculous!
It's a little too late to say that now...
Yeah...
If you go back now, you'll get a pylori candy.
YOU THINK I'D WANT THAT?!!
I see. In that case, I'll throw in this Mashirito doll!
The price tag is 1,200 yen, but I'll cut the price way down to 1,150 yen!
YOU THINK I'D WANT THAT UGLY DOLL?!
"Ugly", you say!?
I see. In that case, I guess it can't be helped.
I'll give you my special prize!
What is THAT?
Hoyo! COOL!!
Gimme your autograph!
This is the strongest robot in history: Caramelman!
And we are the most-perfectly matched and beautiful husband and wife in the universe!
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!
Now then, Yamabuki-sensei, leap into my arms!
You fool!
Now hurry up and give me that kiss.
No!!
Teacher!
Hoyoyo!
Fools!
Magic mirror on the wall, who's the strongest robot of them all?
Obviously it's Caramelman-chan, right?
It's Arale-chan, Doctor Norimaki's creation.
N'cha!
Th-This is a robot?
This is the strongest robot in the universe?
Her!
I wanna ride, too!
Is she stupid?
Arale, I challenge you to a duel for the universe!
Hoyo... Duel...?
Stop, Norimaki-san!
I'll keep my promise and become your wife,
so please let them return to Penguin Village!
As expected of my wife, you certainly are wise!
BUT, in regards to achieving my ambition to conquer the universe,
your existence is a HUGE nuisance!
Therefore, I've decided to annihilate you using my full power!
Are you speaking English?
I see! In her case, I'll use her massive stupidity as a weapon against her!
Don't underestimate Caramelman!
Hoyoyo?
Hoyo!
Fun!
One more time!
How dare you!
Incredible!
Crapbaskets!
She's much better than I expected...
Hoyoyo...
Arale!
Hoyoyo...
Stop!
I'll be your wife!
Stop doing these cruel things!
Give up yet, Arale?
Does Teacher love you?
It goes without saying! Right, Princess Midori?
Yes... I love him... so... I'll stay here...
Hoyo...
Oh, I see...
Mama!
Teacher, you're crying!
Tears of joy!
Tears of joy?
You mustn't make Teacher cry!!
Is she stupid?
Arale Punch!!
Midori!
Mother!
Father!
Midori!
Midori-san!
Are you hurt?
Now that I'm here, I'll protect you from these villains!
These villains?
Midori, who is this person...?
Midori... Are these...
I'm Midori's father, Saodake.
I'm her mother, Taodake.
Arale already beat Mashirito!
You were asleep, Senbei-san!
Yamabuki-sensei, are you staying on this planet?
Midori is a human from Penguin Village.
To have people who would come such a long, long way to rescue her,
Midori has much to be happy about.
Yes, I'll be the one who'll make her happy!
You!!
Don't be so cocky!
Mama... Mama...
My robot got broken!
Why... why?
Tell me why, Mama!
My dear Mashirito, you're a good boy.
A good boy... I'll sing you a lullaby...
No, no, Mama!
Why did I lose?
Hush, hush, sleep...
Sleep... boy...
No, no! Why? Why?
Sleep... boy...
No, no! Mama! I don't wanna hear a lullaby!
I don't wanna hear a lullaby! I don't wanna hear a lullaby!
The Slump departs from Planet Takeya Saodake on a course to Penguin Village.
Mashirito-chan...
Mama! Mama! Mama!
Mashirito-chan...
Mama!
And so, having received a toilet and thirty rolls of toilet paper as souvenirs,
Come on, Arale, let's go!
Yes!
Everybody, please dance together with us!
Come on!
Mechanko mechanko mechanko Mechanko, mechanko, mechanko
Arare ondo de n'cha-cha-tcha The Arale Ondo N'chachacha
A! Sore! Come on now!
Pengin mura ni hi ga noburya When the sun rises in Penguin Village
Buta-san maiku de koke-kok-ko Mr. Pig grabs the mike and speaks: "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A! Yoiso! All right!
Otetetsunage wa mina otomodachi If you're holding hands then everyone is a friend
Kiiin to hashireba dodongadon Run real fast with a kiiin and dodongadon!
A! Sore! Come on!
Haa... Bekurakoita okarechitta Waa... That surprised me, I got in trouble
Hoyoyo de hoi Hoyoyo de hoi!?
Bekurakoita okarechitta That surprised me, I got in trouble
Hoyoyo de hoyoyo de hoyoyo de hoi Hoyoyo de hoyoyo de hoyoyo de hoi
A! Sore! Come on!
Mechanko mechanko mechanko Mechanko, mechanko, mechanko
Arare ondo de n'cha-cha-tcha The Arale Ondo N'chachacha
A! Doska! What's wrong?
Pengin hareda yo arare-chan Penguin are always sunny, Arale-chan
Gatchan sora ton de kupipippī Gatchan's ﬂying in the sky, kupipippi!
A! Yoiso! All right!
O tetetsu nakeba ara uchūbjin When you hold hands, oh, an alien!
Umeboshi tabereba suppaman When you eat a sour plum, Suppaman
A! Sore! Come on!
Haa... Bekurakoita okarechitta Waa... That surprised me, I got in trouble
Hoyoyo de hoi Hoyoyo de hoi!?
Bekurakoita okarechitta That surprised me, I got in trouble
Hoyoyo de hoyoyo de hoyoyo de hoi Hoyoyo de hoyoyo de hoyoyo de hoi
A! Sore! Come on!
That's right, everyone. You're looking good!
Now, with more spring in your step!
Come on, come on!
Hoi, hoi, hoi, now!
All right!
Mechanko mechanko mechanko Mechanko, mechanko, mechanko
Arare ondo de n'cha-cha-tcha The Arale Ondo N'chachacha
A! Sore! Come on!
Pengin mura ni tsuki ga derya When the moon comes out in Penguin Village
Sā sa oideyo o matsurida Now come out, it's a festival!
A! Yoiso! All right!
And thus, idiotic peace has once again returned to Penguin Village.
Okay, everyone! Bye-cha!