(汽车发动机) (car engine)
——Vainbrake.com - Vainbrake.com
-是史蒂夫！ - It's Stevie!
-我不知道你怎么想，但我真的很高兴， - I don't know about you, but I am just so glad to have,
就像最伟大的男演员之一 you know, just like one of the greatest male performers
你知道吗？ of all time in the bus today, you know?
就像我一样， Like I'm just so,
很高兴，你知道，我们有 so pleased that, you know, we have like-
-看看他真是个小粉丝。 - Look at the little fangirl he is, man.
-是的，兄弟。 - Yeah, bro.
-我觉得见到除了彼得以外的人 - I think just seeing anybody that's not Peter,
会打扰他，所以我才这么做。 would bother him, so that's why I did it.
-什么叫强尼爱他的耳朵？ - What do you mean, Johnny loves his ear?
-天啊。 - Oh, God.
-不不不 - No, no, no.
你知道吗，我现在想不起他的名字， You know what, I can't think of his name right now,
但如果我说他的名字 but if I said his name-
——J-Banger ? - J-Banger?
-不，不。 - No, no.
-不，是另一个。 - No, the other.
-怎么回事- - What the-
——尼克?不。 - Nick? No.
-尼克，是的。 - Nick, yeah.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-没错，他知道。 - Exactly, he knows.
是啊，那家伙是最棒的。 Oh yeah, yo, that guy's the best.
-是的，那家伙是第一名。 - Yeah, that guy's the number one.
-是啊，彼得，彼得，他他妈的 - Yeah, Peter, Peter, he fucking-
-我觉得他很不错。 - I think he's pretty good.
我觉得他很酷。 I think he's cool.
-彼得发誓，彼得发誓 - Peter swears, Peter swears.
他会说，妈的，有人来了。 He'd be like, oh shit, yo, there's somebody.
转过去，转过去。 Turn around, turn around.
你能在那儿转个身吗？ Can you turn around right there?
没有? No?
你能绕一圈吗？ Can you go around?
-她要走了，兄弟 - She's gonna leave, bro.
-有个女孩在 - Yo, there was like a girl hanging out by-
-我想她是在上车。 - I think she was getting in her car, though.
-是啊，她可能要走了。 - Yeah, she's probably gonna be gone.
我不知道，她看起来就站在那里。 I don't know, she looked like she was standing there.
-如果你经过这里的草地，我可以转身。 - If you pass the grass here, I can turn around.
-这家伙会被困在沼泽里。 - This guy's gonna get stuck in a swamp.
有一天在沼泽上转弯，就被困住了。 Turn one day on a swamp and just get stuck.
-私有财产。 - Private property.
-是啊，他很想去转转。 - Yeah, he so wanted to go around.
他很想四处转转。 He so wanted to go around.
-我不想看到你那张脸，你知道吗？ - I didn't wanna get that face from you, you know?
如果我开车的时候再看到你那张脸， If I get that face from you again when I'm driving,
我要自杀了。 I'm gonna kill myself.
-天啊，这是镜头。 - Jesus, and that's on camera.
-是吗？-是的。 - It is? - Yeah.
-你已经开始录音了？-是的。 - You're recording already? - Yeah.
-怎么了，兄弟？-你他妈搞什么？ - What's up, bro? - Yo, what the fuck?
-够了，我有个好- - That's it, I got a good-
-看，那个人很适合彼得。 - Look, that's a good dude for Peter right there.
-嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，你们可以一起锻炼。 - Oh, hey, yo, hey, yo, you guys can work out together.
-怎么了，兄弟？-喂，喂。 - What's up, bro? - Yo, yo.
谁能多做俯卧撑？ - Who can do more push-ups?
谁能多做俯卧撑？ Who can do more push-ups?
-兄弟，这不是同性恋和和女孩打架，兄弟。 - Bro, it's not being gay and fighting the girl, bro.
-他开得太慢了，兄弟。就在那儿。拜托，伙计。 - Well, he's driving slow, bro. It's right there. Come on, man.
她还在吗？ Is she still there?
-那条狗需要拴上皮带。-是的，她是。 - That dog needs a leash. - Yes, she is.
-他们被皮带拴住了。你为什么担心这个？ - They are on a leash. Why are you worried about that?
-是啊，是啊 - Oh, it is, it is.
-离开马路。-离开马路。 - Off the road. - Off the road.
-你在说什么？这里没人。 - What are you talking about? There's nobody here.
-就在那儿，看。把车停在那辆货车前面。 - Right there, look. Just pull up in front of that van.
-那边的田野里有一群鸟。 - There's a bunch of birds in the field right there.
-不，只是停在货车前面。 - No, it's just pull up in front of the van.
-天哪。 - Holy cow.
-你好吗，女士？ - How you doing, ma'am?
- - - - - -你好。 - Hello.
-嗨。 - Hi.
-你好，亲爱的。 - Hello, darling.
——什么? - What?
-你说什么？ - I'm sorry, what?
-对不起，我的…他有点……他来自澳大利亚。很抱歉。 - Sorry, my... He's a little... He's from Australia. Sorry about that.
-奇比奥，亲爱的。 - Chibio, darling.
-我开玩笑的。不，我们有电视频道。我们四处采访。 - I'm just kidding. No, we have a tube channel. We're going around interviewing people.
我能占用你五分钟时间吗？ - Could I have five minutes of your time?
-我现在正忙着呢，所以我不太… - I'm kind of in the middle of something right now, so I don't really...
-不好意思，你今天心情不好吗？ - I'm sorry, are you having a bad day?
-是啊，我现在没那么多时间。 - Yeah, I don't really have the bandwidth for this right now.
-带宽？-我是机械师。 - The bandwidth? - I'm a mechanic.
-你是电脑？ - You're a computer?
-不，我… - No, I...
我不是本地人。 I'm not from here.
这是我表弟的车。 This is my cousin's car.
它坏了，我有点… It broke down and I'm kind of in the middle of...
-太扯淡了。你表弟给了你一辆破车？ - That's shitty. Your cousin gave you a fucking broken down car?
-你陷害了自己，姑娘。 - You set you up, girl.
-那可不太好。 - That's not very nice.
-我还在想办法理清头绪。 - I'm kind of in the middle of trying to sort it all out.
因为，我得把车拖走。 Because, you know, I need to get it towed.
-我很抱歉。 - Well, I'm sorry about that.
-你是哪里人来着？ - So, what are you from again?
-我们只有一个电视频道。我们四处帮助有需要的人。 - We just have a tube channel. We go around helping people in need.
-帮助有需要的人？当然，我相信你会的。 - Helping people in need? Sure, I'm sure you do.
所有的人，只是每一个……所有的人。 All people, just every... all people.
-是的，任何人都可以。任何看起来需要帮助的人。 - Yeah, yeah, anyone. Anybody that looks like they need something.
你看起来需要点什么。 You look like you need something.
-我不知道我需要什么。-我们可以载你一程。 - I don't know if I need anything. - We can give you a ride.
-我不…我是说，我有……我有我表姐的鞋子。 - I don't... I mean, I've got... I've got like my cousin's shoes.
她下班后会来接我的。 She gets off work, she's gonna come get me.
-但我可以载你一程。我们可以载你一程。 - But I can give you a ride. We can give you a ride.
-我是说，我不知道你是否…-让我们载你一程吧。 - I mean, I don't know if you... - Let us give you a ride.
-天啊。-快上车。快上车。 - Oh my god. - Get in the car. Get in the car.
我只是在开玩笑。只是在开玩笑。只是在开玩笑。我只是开个玩笑。 I'm just kidding. Just joking. Just joking. I'm just joking.
-好吧，你有一个电视频道，然后…-是的，我们有一个电视频道。 - Okay, so you have like a tube channel and like... - Yeah, we have a tube channel.
我们只是采访人们。只是去了解他们，然后在街上做些类似的事。 We just interview people. Just kind of get to know them and shit like that off the street.
-你知道，我们遇到了很多有趣的人。 - You know, we meet lots of interesting people.
我刚看到你，你的衬衫让我有点警惕。 I just saw you, your shirt kind of caught my guard.
你知道，就像引起了我的注意，你知道，红衬衫。 You know, like caught my attention, you know, the red shirt.
所以我想看看你在做什么，然后我们就在这里了。 And so then I kind of wanted to see what you were doing and just here we are.
我猜我们会发现你有一辆坏了的货车。 And I guess we find out that you got a broken down van.
-是的，是的。我是说，这是一辆小货车。这不是我喜欢的车，但你知道。 - Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a minivan. It's not my car of choice, but you know.
-是的，是的。 - Yeah, yeah.
-我表姐下班了，她来接我，我… - But like, so my cousin's supposed to get off work and she was gonna come get me and I...
我想说，我不知道我到底在哪里。 I was gonna like, I don't really know where I am exactly.
所以如果我想离开，那我就可以来。 So if I like leave, then I can come, you know.
我想回到车里去。 I want to be able to get back to the car.
-所以你不是本地人？——没有。 - So you're not from here? - No.
-那你住哪？这是你租来的吗？ - So where are you staying? Is this like your rental or something?
-我和我表姐一家住在一起。 - I'm staying with my cousin and her family and stuff.
因为我现在在迈阿密。 Because I'm down here in Miami.
-你是哪里人？-我来自德克萨斯州。 - Where are you from? - I'm from Texas.
——德州?-是的。 - Texas? - Yeah.
这里暖和多了。 It's a lot warmer down here.
-不是今天，但是的。 - Well, not today, but yes.
-嗯，现在在德州，是的。 - Well, right now in Texas, yeah.
天气很冷。 It gets pretty cold.
我注意到迈阿密的天气并不冷。 It doesn't really get cold in Miami, I've noticed.
所以这里暖和多了。 So it's a lot warmer.
-这里很冷。-是的。 - It's as cold as it gets. - Yeah.
-是的。 - Yeah.
-你说你现在在等他们来接你 - So you said that you're waiting for them to come get you right now
或者你有拖车？ or you got a tow truck?
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
-我表妹马上就要下班了。 - So like my cousin's like getting off work in a little bit.
她不太确定什么时候下车。 She's not quite sure when she's getting off.
所以我只是在等她的消息。 So I'm kind of just waiting to hear back from her.
然后她会载我一程，这样我们就可以走了。 And then she was gonna give me a ride so that we could go.
我觉得它需要一个新电池之类的。 Like I think it needs a new battery or something.
我不知道。 I don't know.
-她给你打了一拳？ - She gave you a beater, huh?
她给了你一个…… She gave you a...
-她说我拿了之后电池坏了。 - She said after I took it that the battery's been messing up.
我真希望我能提前知道。 So I wish I would've known that beforehand.
-嗯，我想在车里做采访。 - Well, I'd like to do the interview in the car.
我是说，那辆货车。 I mean, the van.
你会考虑这样做吗？ Like, would you consider doing that?
你知道吗？ You know what?
我想这听起来真的很糟糕。 That sounds really bad, I guess.
-在货车里？ - In the van?
-我很抱歉。 - Look, I'm sorry.
听起来真的很糟糕。 That sounds really bad.
但它是什么，这是一个完整的声音问题。 But what it is, it's a whole sound issue.
真的，你知道，这里的声音真的很糟糕。 It's really, you know, the sound in here is really bad.
-我觉得我很好。 - I think I'm good.
-那你想怎么样？ - So what do you want?
-你说500美元。那是干什么用的？ - So you said $500. Like, what's that for?
-为了了解你。我在为你的时间付钱。 - To get to know you. I'm paying for your time.
你看，我们在地铁频道赚了很多钱。 Just look, we make a lot of money on the Tube channel.
如果我留着，山姆大叔就会把它拿走。 And if I keep it, Uncle Sam takes it from me.
所以我还是按你的时间付钱比较好。 So it's better that I just pay you for your time.
-一个YouTube上的人喜欢… - One of those YouTube people that like...
-地铁里的人。是的,没错。我就是这么说的。 - One of those Tube people. Yes, exactly. That's what I said.
-是的，我们送钱。 - Yeah, we give away money.
-是的，我不怎么看那种频道。 - Yeah, I don't really watch those kind of channels.
-好吧，我们可以了解别人。我们和他们交谈。 - Okay, well, we get to know people. We talk to them.
和他们聊聊天。诸如此类。 Chat with them a little bit. Stuff like that.
-去了解他们。-所以你们真的为这种活动做了预算？ - Just get to know them. - So you guys actually have a budget for something like this?
-是啊，你是什么？你是会计？你现在管我的财务了？ - Yeah, what are you? You're an accountant? You're in my finances now?
-不，我在医疗行业工作但我没有外出的预算。 - No, I'm in healthcare. But I don't get budgets to go out.
-看，这是500美元。我把它给你。别从我身边跑开。 - So look, here's $500. I'll give it to you. Don't run away from me.
-真的吗？ - Oh, really?
-对，那是你的。保持它!-我也不知道。 - Yeah, that's yours. Keep it! - I don't really know.
-留着吧！我不想要回来。-我不是很想要。 - Keep it! I don't want it back. - I don't really want it.
-我不知道你想要什么 - I don't know what you want for this.
所以我只是想确认一下。 So I just want to make sure I know.
-我只是想谈谈。我们已经在谈了。 - I just want to talk. We're already talking.
别担心。没有隐藏的议程。 Don't worry. There's no hidden agendas.
-让我… - Well, let me...
好吧，我给我表妹打个电话。 All right, let me call my cousin real quick.
-打电话给你表弟。看看你能不能抽出15分钟。 - Call your cousin. See if you can spare 15 minutes.
我们会… And we'll...
-只是为了面试。-只是为了面试。 - Just for an interview. - Just for an interview.
-就是这样。-想了解你 - That's it. - Trying to get to know you.
-我发誓。-是啊，随便了。 - I swear. - Yeah, whatever.
-好吧，走着瞧。 - Well, we'll see.
嘿，你能早点下班来接我吗？ Hey, were you able to get off work any earlier to come pick me up?
不，我只是想搭个便车。 No, I was just gonna get a ride.
车在一个安全的地方。我只是不想和我女朋友在这里等。 The car's in a safe place. I just don't want to be waiting here with my girlfriend.
我知道你有很多课要上，但是…… I know you've got a lot of classes to go, but...
酷吗？你介意吗？ Is that cool? Do you mind?
好吧，不用了，我把我的信用卡留下过会儿再给她。 Yeah, no, I'll drop a pin and leave my credit card back so we can get it to her later.
好吧，好吧。我会和她谈谈的。 Okay, all right. I'll talk to her.
-当然。——好的。 - Hell yeah. - Okay.
——好的。-好吧。 - Okay. - All right.
-好吧。嗯，那很好。-那你要问我什么问题？ - All right. Well, that's good. - So what kind of questions are you gonna ask me?
你介不介意我们进来，这样我的声音会好一点？ Do you mind if we get in here so the audio is better for me and stuff like that?
给，开门，让她知道我们不是… Here, open the door so she knows we're not like...
-这样我就可以给你看了。-是的，你可以去看看。 - Just so I can show you. - Yeah, you can check it out.
-没事的。-这里很好。 - It's all right. - It's nice in here.
-你很可爱。-她把它扔了。 - You're cute. - Wow, she threw that out.
-你很容易就说出来了，是吗？-不，我只是不知道这里有很多人。 - You give that out easy, don't you? - No, I just didn't know there's multiple people in here.
对你们来说就像这样，但是… It's just like this for you guys, but...
是啊，但你看，这里什么都没有。就不寒而栗。 Yeah, but see, look, it's nothing in here. Just chilling.
你看我们所有的人都在屋顶上签名。 You see all the people we've had sign the roof.
你知道，我们博客上的其他人。 You know, other people we've had on the blog.
所以你们就这么做了？ Oh, so you guys do this?
是的，我们就是这样做的。 Yeah, we really just do this.
人们会在上面签名。 And people actually sign their names on it.
-当然了。-所以有很多不同的签名。 - Yeah, of course. - So it's a lot of different signatures.
-很酷，对吧？-是的，我们绕过去… - It's pretty cool, right? - Yeah, we go around...
-我不知道。-我不知道。 - I don't know. - I don't know.
我是说，这对…看到他现在像割草机一样了吗？ I mean, it's just better for the... See how now he's like a lawnmower is going?
这就是我这么做的原因，因为我不能……你知道吗，现在我在你身后放了一台割草机。 That's why I do it, 'cause I can't... You know, now I got lawnmower behind you.
这里风很大。我不知道。 It's super windy out here. I don't know.
只是坐下来面试，没别的事，我发誓。 But like, just sitting down interviewing, nothing else, I swear.
什么都没有。就像，你在…是的。 Nothing. Like, what are you... Yeah.
我知道，你得保证安全。 I know, you gotta be safe, you know.
像你这么性感的女人，你得注意安全。 Woman as hot as you, you gotta be safe.
我要坐在外面等我表弟，所以… I'm gonna be sitting out here waiting for my cousin, so...
听着，我们非常值得信赖。 Look, we're very trustworthy.
-如果你需要的话，我可以给你看我的身份证。-所以你要留在这里？ - I can show you my ID if you want. - Oh, so you're gonna stay here?
-你不开车吗？你就这么待在这儿？-不，不，嗯… - You're not gonna drive? You're just gonna stay right here? - No, no, well...
是的。 Yeah.
我是说，我真的不觉得这有什么问题。 I mean, I don't see a problem with that, really.
是的，我们坐在这里，然后…我是说，我们可以… Yeah, we'll sit here and then... I mean, we could...
说实话，如果你真的需要搭车， I mean, to be honest, if you really needed a ride,
如果你对我们有了更多的了解， if you find that you get to know us a little better,
你知道， and, you know,
如果你真的需要搭车，我们随时可以送你去任何地方。 and you really needed a ride, we could always take you wherever you're going to.
我是说，虽然没有压力。 I mean, there's no pressure, though.
是的，当然，当然。我们绝不会做任何… Yes, of course, of course. We would never do anything that...
是的，当然。你甚至可以拍下我们的车牌。 Yeah, for sure. You could even take a picture of our license plate.
是的，我们的车牌。对，对，对。 Yeah, our license plate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-我希望我们能安全。-真的很安全。 - I hope we could possibly be safe. - Really being safe.
-我要把这个寄给我表弟。-寄给你表弟。 - I'm sending this to my cousin. - Send it to your cousin.
我刚和一群怪人上了一辆货车。 I just got in a van with a bunch of weirdos.
最后一个人。好吧，好吧。所以，我只是…我听到了。 Well, so, last person. Okay, all right. So, I just... I hear that one.
-好吧。-请进。 - All right. - Come on in.
-等等，抓住她，抓住她！-闭嘴。 - Wait, get her, guys, get her! - Shut up.
-我开玩笑的。我只是开个玩笑。-我要坐在这里吗？ - I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. - Do I sit right here?
-对，你就坐那儿。-是的。 - Yeah, you sit right there. - Yeah.
好吧。我以前从没做过这种事。 Okay. I've never done anything like this before.
对，对，对。你知道，我们一直都是这么做的。别担心。 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we do this all the time, though. Don't worry.
-抬头看看。看看这些人。-是的，我听说了YouTube上的人。 - Just look up. Look at all the people. - Yeah, I hear about these YouTube people.
是的，比如在抖音和YouTube上，人们赚了各种各样的钱。 Yeah, like in the TikTok and YouTube people making all kinds of money.
——所以……-是的，是的。你是做医疗保健的？ - So... - Yeah, yeah. So, you're in healthcare?
——是的。-你喜欢…你是怎么做的？你给老家伙擦蛋蛋吗？ - Yes. - Do you, like... What do you do? Do you wipe old guys' balls?
不,不。我设法，就像……比如，我帮助管理医生的办公室和实践…… No, no. I manage, like... Like, I help manage doctor's offices and practices for...
-真的吗？-比如买… - Oh, really? - Like, buying...
-所以你不给老家伙擦屁股？-不，我不是医疗助理之类的 - So, you don't wipe no old guys' butts? - No, I'm not, like, a medical assistant or anything like that.
-你确定吗？-我在行政部门工作，所以… - Are you sure? - I work in admin, so...
——好的。-所以，不… - Okay. - So, no...
-你不是在给老家伙擦蛋蛋吧？ - You're not wiping any old guys' balls?
你不会是要给老男人挤奶吧？ You're not, like, having to milk any old guys?
——没有。-有这种事吗？ - No. - Is that a thing?
是啊，精液之类的？你为他们的精液挤奶吗？ Yeah, for, like, semen? Do you milk them for their semen?
-老家伙？-我申请的。 - Like, old guys? - I applied for that.
以我现在的医疗状况是不行的。我们不这么做。 Not in the type of healthcare I'm in. We don't really do that.
-我主要做账单，你知道的，和保险公司打交道……-天啊。 - I mainly do billing and, you know, deal with insurance companies and... - Oh, Jesus.
-是的，很多。这不是超级……——哦。 - Yeah, it's a lot. It's kind of not super... - Oh.
-是的，但这是必须要做的，所以…这是一笔好钱。 - Yeah, but it needs to be done, so it's... And it's good money.
-你必须批准和拒绝保险吗？你喜欢…… - Do you have to approve and deny coverages? Do you, like...
-我不这么做，但我必须确保它们得到批准。 - I don't do that, but I have to make sure they get approved.
-哦，因为我…伙计，你可能是个可怕的人。 - Oh, 'cause I was... Man, you might be a fucking horrible person.
——没有。所以，我们工作……——否认! - No. So, like, we work... - Denied!
-那人死了。否认! - Oh, that person's dead. Denied!
-我确保人们，医生能得到报酬… - I make sure that people, that doctors get paid for...
有时候，医生并不总是擅长填写文件。 Sometimes, doctors aren't always good at filling out paperwork.
-对不起，我要睡着了。 - Sorry, I'm falling asleep.
-闭嘴！——对不起。 - Shut up! - Sorry.
-你闭嘴！ - You shut up!
-抱歉，我刚才睡着了。 - Sorry, I was falling asleep there for a second.
等一下，对不起。 Hold on a minute, sorry.
-嗯，我的工作不是很有趣，但我有爱好。 - Well, my job's not that interesting, but I have hobbies.
我不是，就像，只是关于… I'm not, like, just all about...
-好吧，告诉我们你的爱好。这很好。我们去那里吧。 - Okay, well, tell us your hobbies. That's good. Let's go there.
-我不是只关心工作。 - I'm not just all about work.
-跟我说说你的爱好吧。你的爱好是什么？ - Yeah, talk to me about your hobbies. What are your hobbies?
-我在迈阿密。我在外面。 - So, I'm in Miami. I'm out here.
我实际上……我喜欢海滩。 And I've actually... I love the beach.
所以，我最喜欢做的事情之一就是锻炼身体。 So, one of my favorite things to do is, like, working out.
所以，我一直在沙滩上跑步 So, I've been going, like, running on the beach
还有不同的，跳舞的地方。有,就像…… and, like, different, like, dance places. There's, like...
-哇，我觉得我又睡着了。-闭嘴！ - Wow, I feel like I'm falling asleep again. - Shut up!
——大便。他妈的,人。 - Shit. Fuck, man.
我想我晚了。对不起，我昨晚睡得太晚了。 I think I was up late. Sorry, I was just up late last night.
-他血压很低。-我喜欢出去。 - He has low blood pressure. - I like to go out.
-很抱歉。-迈阿密的人很有趣，你知道吗？ - Sorry about that. - The people here in Miami are fun, you know?
所以，我一直在出去。我刚和男朋友分手。 So, I've been going out. I just broke up with my boyfriend.
-等等，什么？——所以…… - Oh, wait, what? - So...
-等等，你什么？你和你男朋友分手了？-等等，你和你男朋友分手了？为什么? - Wait, you what? You broke up with your boyfriend? - Wait, wait, you broke up with your boyfriend? Why?
-我的孩子…因为他……只是有点…… - My boy... 'Cause he... It's just kind of...
香草，你懂我的意思吗？,就像…… Vanilla, you know what I mean? And, like...
——香草?-是的。 - Vanilla? - Yeah.
-像传教士那样的人-所以你喜欢黑人？ - Like a missionary type of guy. - So, you like black guys?
-我在迈阿密，所以…-哦，我读错了吗？ - I'm in Miami, so... - Oh, did I read that wrong?
-我也喜欢西班牙裔，对吧？比如，我们所在的地区有很多……-好吧。 - I like the, you know, Hispanics too, right? Like, we're in the area with a lot of... - Oh, okay.
-你喜欢肉桂吗？——没有。 - You like cinnamon? - No.
-是什么…——肉桂?——香料。 - What would be... - Cinnamon? - Spice.
——香料吗?-所以…是的。 - Spice? - So, and... Yeah.
我和前男友几个月前分手了。 So, my ex and I broke up a couple months ago.
我已经有一段时间没出去了…… So, it's just been a while since I've been out and...
-这是什么？就像一只野生的……比如，让我去迈阿密装疯卖傻？-找回自我？ - So, what is this? Like a wild... Like, let me go to Miami and act crazy? - Find myself?
-这是平衡。我要去探亲，但我也要出去认识一些新朋友，体验新的生活，所以…… - It's a balance. I'm visiting family, but I'm also going out and getting to know some new people and new experiences, so...
-你和他在一起一段时间了吗？-是啊。是的。一个人待了七年。所以，那是…… - Oh, were you with him for a while? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. One person for, like, seven years. So, that was...
——哇。——所以……-所以，你只是在重新找回自我。 - Wow. - So... - So, you're just finding yourself again.
-我要出去，你知道的…-跟我们说说他的糗事。 - I'm getting out and getting to, you know... - Tell us something embarrassing about him.
——嗯…-你喜欢扒他的屁股闻他的手指吗？ - Uh... - Do you like to, like, pick his butt and smell his finger?
——没有。-他的鸡巴真的很小吗？ - No. - Is he, like, really small dick size?
-不，他的鸡巴很不错，但他从来没有自信过，所以… - No, he actually, like, had a good dick, but he never really got confidence in it, so...
——哦。-但是… - Oh. - But, uh...
-真是个小娘们。-但是，不。他,嗯… - What a little pussy. - But, no. He, um...
-小贱人。 - A little bitch.
-我不想说他的坏话，因为我们关系还不错，但我就是不明白… - I don't want to say anything bad about him, because we're still on good terms, but I just didn't get...
我没有得到足够的性生活，真的，因为，他好像，好像，真的不怎么喜欢。 I didn't get, like, enough sex, really, because, like, he was kind of, like, really not always into it.
—低测试。是的。 - Low test. Yeah.
-而且我总是那个主动的人，所以就像… - And I always had to be the one to initiate the sex, so that was, like...
-所以你…你说你绑住了他，所以你给他绑上皮带，然后绑住了他。 - Ah, so you... you say you pegged him, so you put straps on him and you pegged him.
-不，但我想…他不肯上场……-这就是我…她是这个意思，对吧？ - No, but I wanted... he wouldn't come on... - That's what I... that's what she meant, right?
-他不肯跟我上床-所以你用假阳具干了他？ - He wouldn't come on to me. - So, you fucked him in the ass with dildos?
-不，我不…他太普通了。——手指? - No, I don't... he's way too vanilla for that. - Finger?
-太香草了。-真的吗？ - Way too vanilla for that. - Oh, really?
-是的。但我总是……如果我想做爱，我总是得自己去找。 - Yeah. But I would always... if I wanted sex, I would always have to go and get it.
他绝对不会跟我上床的。 He would never try to have sex with me.
-对不起。我觉得我们的谈话不会有结果。 - I'm sorry. I feel like this conversation is going nowhere.
你介意我…你介意我付钱让你做点事吗？那会很酷吗？ Do you mind if I, like... do you mind if I just, like, pay you to do something? Would that be cool?
比如，你想要钱吗？你想要更多的钱吗？-是啊，我是说… Like, do you want money? Do you want more money? - Yeah, I mean, like...
-我又给了你500块，但你得为此做点什么。 - I gave you another 500 bucks, but you'd have to do something for that.
为了500美元你愿意做什么？ What would you be willing to do for 500 bucks?
-我是说…我不知道。-你有什么特殊技能吗？ - I mean... I don't know. - Do you have any special skills or anything?
-我是说，我…倒不是说你不觉得有趣，睡着先生。 - I mean, I... not that you wouldn't find interesting, Mr. Falling Asleep.
你知道，我是个书呆子，但是…-你是个书呆子？ You know, I'm a nerd, but, like... - You're a nerd?
-是的。-好吧。 - Yeah. - Oh, okay.
-所以你打字很快还是怎么的？ - So you, like, type really fast or something?
-我会解魔方。 - I can solve a Rubik's Cube.
-你会解魔方？真的吗?-是的。 - You can solve a Rubik's Cube? Really? - Yeah.
——好的。-是啊，但是… - Okay. - Yeah, but, um...
-彼得不能。——没有。 - Peter could not. - No.
-他的命就靠它了。-他让彼得看着 - His life depended on it. - He got Peter to watch.
-堆一堆然后抬起来。 - Stack a bunch of them and lift it.
-我能举起它们。我能举起一千个这样的东西。 - I can lift them. I can lift a thousand of these.
-哦，那你可能会举起我的体重，对吧？ - Oh, you'll probably lift my body weight then, huh?
——可能。 - Probably.
-我是说，我不是专业的。 - I mean, I'm not a professional.
-我是说，我不是专业的。-我不是专业的。 - I mean, I'm not a professional. - I'm not a professional.
-我不是专业的。-我不是专业的。 - I'm not a professional. - I'm not a professional.
-等等，我们是认真想看奶子的。 - Hold on, we're real serious about seeing some titties.
-是的。-你想看咪咪，对吧？ - Yeah. - You wanna see titties, right?
-是的，是的，百分之百。 - Yeah, yeah, 100%.
-好吧，我们没达成一致。 - Okay, well, we didn't agree on that.
-好吧，不，我是在问 - Well, okay, no, I was asking.
所以完全没有机会吗？ So no chance of that at all?
-我没说不可能，我是说我们意见不一致。 - I didn't say no chance, I said we didn't agree on that.
——哇! - Whoa!
-你是说有机会？ - You're saying there's a chance?
-刚进来的时候。 - Initially coming in.
-好吧，那我们谈判吧。 - Okay, so let's negotiate.
那么，为什么还有一点点机会呢？ So why is there a slither of opportunity there?
是因为你在生前任的气吗？ Is it because you're pissed off at your ex?
还是因为你单身？ Or is it 'cause you're single?
-还是因为你重做了？-是不是因为你觉得你的咪咪太性感了 - Or is it 'cause you're redone? - Is it 'cause you think your tits are so hot
你不介意给他们看吗？ that you don't mind showing them?
-我是说，我两年前才重新做过。 - I mean, I did just get them redone like two years ago.
所以他们真的很棒。 So like, they like are really great.
-所以你一直在炫耀他们，是吗？ - So you've been trying to show them off, huh?
你是这个意思？-他们为什么穿这件衬衫？ That's what you're saying? - Why are they wearing this shirt?
-你是想炫耀一下吗？ - You're trying to show them off is what you're saying?
-所以我有点爱暴露？ - So I am a little bit of an exhibitionist kind of?
-不可能！-是的。 - No way! - Yeah.
——真的吗?-是的，是的，秘密。 - Really? - Yeah, yeah, secret.
所以我在—— So I work in the--
-我可以付钱让你裸着走在街上吗？ - Can I pay you to like walk down the street naked?
-我觉得我不会因为这个逮捕它。 - I don't think I'd arrest it for that.
所以我觉得我不会做错什么。 So I don't think I'd do anything wrong.
-该死，你疯了吗？ - Damn, you're that crazy?
-我会努力争取的。 - I'd struggle for it.
我是说，在奥斯汀法律上你可以袒胸露乳 I mean, but like legally you can be topless in Austin
还有一张我赤裸上身站在警察旁边的照片 and I have a picture with me topless next to a cop.
因为我敢这么做。 'Cause I got dared to do that.
所以我愿意接受挑战。 So I will accept a dare, you know.
-你敢不敢给我们看咪咪。 - I dare you to show us our tits.
等等，给我们看看你的奶子。 Wait, show your tits to us.
这就是我想说的。 That's what I meant to say.
-好吧，我赌你再多给我点钱 - Okay, well I dare you to give me some more money
因为我觉得我没办法 'cause I don't think I'm gonna be able to--
-你敢不敢。 - I dare you to.
-好吧，我给你500块。 - Okay, fine, I'll give you 500 bucks.
-拜托，伙计。 - Come on, man.
就像我坐面包车过来要500块一样。 Like I have 500 bucks for coming in the van.
你以为我几个奶子能卖五百块吗？ You think I'm gonna get 500 bucks for some titties?
这些奶子比那贵多了。 These titties cost a lot more than that.
所以我还是在付钱给这些贱人。 So I'm still like I'm paying off these bitches.
-你叫什么名字？ - What was your name?
——贾斯汀。 - Justine.
-好吧，贾斯汀。 - All right, Justine.
-贾斯汀，贾斯汀，贾斯汀，贾斯汀，贾斯汀。 - Justine, Justine, Justine, Justine, Justine.
-好吧，好吧。 - All right, fine, fine.
我只是—— I just--
-再来一点，就—— - Just a little more, just--
-嗯，你知道的，我们的乳房。 - Well, you know, our tits.
- 600块。 - 600 bucks.
- 7。 - Seven.
交易。 Deal.
等等，我错了吗？ Wait, was I wrong?
-等等，什么？ - Wait, what?
-我是不是-拜托 - Was I-- - Come on.
-他在数钱吗？-我应该下去吗 - Was he counting money? - Was I supposed to go down
还是我该上去？ or was I supposed to go up?
我以为我应该打败她。 I thought I was supposed to beat her.
她不会打败我的。 She's not gonna beat me.
妈的，800，怎么样？ Shit, 800, how's that?
-我不知道你是不是很 - I don't really know if you're very--
-看，你当时很紧张。 - See, you were nervous.
你以为我不是认真的。 You didn't think I was serious.
-你看起来不像是一个好的谈判者。 - You don't look like a good negotiator.
-我选8。 - I'm gonna say eight right there.
- 8。 - Eight.
-他在前排数钱吗？ - Is he counting out money in the front seat?
-是的，我们有很多钱。 - Yeah, we got plenty of money.
-你们… - You guys...
好吧，就为了奶子？ Okay, just for some titties?
-是啊，我们得把这件衣服脱了。 - Yeah, we gotta take this shirt off.
-当然。-我们得把你的衬衫脱了。 - Hell yeah. - We gotta take your shirt off.
-不，把它拉下来。你可以开着，这样你会有安全感。 - No, just pull it down. You can leave it on so you feel safe.
把它拉下来再放回去。 Just pull it down and put it back.
-我不会还给你的 - I'm not giving this back.
-你当然不是。我不想要回来。 - Of course you're not. I don't want it back.
-好吧，就为了奶子。 - Okay, just for some titties.
-我操。-是啊，你看？ - Holy shit. - Yeah, look, see?
-看到那边那坨屎了吗？ - See that shit right there?
-好吧，这是为YouTube频道准备的吗？ - Okay, is this for a YouTube channel?
-这是一个YouTube频道。 - It's for a YouTube channel.
好吧，我是说，我们不需要模糊它 Well, yeah, I mean, we don't have to blur it
YouTube频道，但是你知道。 for the YouTube channel, but you know.
我是说，这真是太疯狂了 I mean, it's just like what crazy shit
人们会为了钱做任何事。 people will do for money.
-好吧，我不会太疯狂的。 - Okay, well, I'm not going too crazy.
-是啊，这对你来说并不疯狂。 - Well, yeah, it's not crazy for you.
这对我们来说太疯狂了。 It's crazy for us.
我们将要看到一些 We're about to see some--
-一些奶子。 - Some titties.
-一些奇怪的奶子，一些随机的奶子。 - Some strange titties, some random titties.
不，你看不透它。 No, you can't see through it.
你看不透它。 You can't see through it.
-豪华轿车的咪咪。 - Limousine titties.
——哇!-这些都很好。 - Whoa! - Those are good ones.
-伙计，我们能不能就这样结束采访？ - Man, can we just finish the interview like that?
就这样说话？——该死的。 Just talking like that? - Damn.
-我喜欢你的奶子。-现在你感兴趣了。 - I love those titties. - Now you're interested.
现在有人不买了。-哇，现在我完全清醒了。 Now somebody's not buying. - Wow, now I'm wide awake now.
我们完全清醒。-天啊。 We're wide awake. - Oh my God.
-我操。 - Holy shit.
你喜欢别人看这些照片吗？ So you like people looking at these, huh?
-我是说，跟广告上说的一样，所以我是说。 - I mean, as advertised, so I mean.
-他们很好。-是的，他们真的很好， - They're nice. - Yeah, they are really nice,
实际上。-他们真的很好。 actually. - They're really nice.
-那我们，你介意我们靠近一点吗？ - So let's, do you mind we get a closer?
-是的。-就这样吧。 - Yeah. - Just leave it like that.
-仔细检查。 - Closer examination.
-你说你刚重做了？ - So you said you just got them redone?
-是的。-天啊。 - Yeah. - Oh my God.
-好吧，现在，你知道， - Okay, so now, you know,
你介意我们检查一下医生的工作吗？ do you mind if we test the doctor's work?
你是怎么测试工作的？ - How do you test work?
-让他们感受一下。 - Well, let them get a feel.
你介不介意，就为了看看医生， Do you mind, just for the sake of seeing if the doctor,
他有个女朋友，他在想她。 see, he has a girlfriend that he was thinking.
-这太荒谬了。 - That is so ridiculous.
-他有女朋友-我在市场。 - He had a girlfriend. - I was in the market.
-他是去找奶子的 - He was in the market of getting some titties,
所以他需要，你懂的。 and so he needs to, you know.
-我想确保我买的是对的。 - I wanna make sure I get the right ones.
-是啊，也许他可以去看你的医生。 - Yeah, and so, you know, maybe he could go to your doctor.
所以他想知道他能不能填满这些 So he's just wondering if he can maybe fill those
所以他能看见。-所以这是为了科学。 so he can see. - So this is for science.
——科学。-这是研究。 - Science. - This is research.
-为了研究。-对，对，对。 - For research. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我甚至不，我不，对我来说，这不是 I don't even, like, I don't, for me, it's not--
-是啊，他需要奶子 - Yeah, he needs some titties,
他想确保他们都做对了，你知道吗？ and he wants to make sure they're done right, you know?
(笑着说) (laughing)
你说过你为他们感到骄傲。 I mean, you said that you were proud of them.
-不过就你一个人 - Well, just you, though.
-他很烂吗？ - Oh, does he suck?
他们感觉不舒服吗？ Do they not feel good?
所以你才不想要他们吗？ Is that why you don't want them?
他们坏吗？ Are they bad?
他们真的很糟糕吗？ Are they really bad?
(笑着说) (laughing)
-看，我对你很好。 - See, I've been nice to you.
-逆反心理对我没用。 - Reverse psychology's not gonna work on me.
-抱歉，他们的奶子真的很烂。 - I'm sorry, they're just really bad titties.
-你确实多付了我要的钱，所以 - Well, you did overpay me for what I asked for, so--
-你看！ - There you go, see!
-你能感觉到。 - Like, you can feel.
——是吗?-说吧，伙计。 - Yeah? - Go ahead, buddy.
-说吧。-天啊。 - Go ahead. - Oh my.
好吧。 Okay.
哦，哇，这些真的是 Oh, wow, these are really--
——科学。-这些感觉真的 - Science. - These feel really--
-他们通过了吗？ - So are they, do they pass?
-你觉得我找对医生了吗，彼得？ - Does it feel like the right doctor, Peter?
我们要这么做吗？-他们通过研究了吗？ Are we doing this? - Are they past the research?
-是啊，我得换个新号码。 - Yeah, I'm gonna need to get a new number.
-我们得换个新号码了。 - We're gonna need to get a new number.
(笑着说) (laughing)
——哇。-我能看到你的奶子 - Wow. - I can see those titties
算你的了，彼得。 on you, Peter.
-这是什么尺寸的？ - What size are those?
-我没有，它们的尺寸正合适。 - I don't, they're like perfect size.
-是的。-尺寸正合适。 - Yeah. - Perfect size.
我们就这么办吧。 We're gonna go with that.
所以，我真的很喜欢他们。 So, yeah, I really like them.
他们,是的。-所以你就 They're, yeah. - Wow, so you just--
(笑着说) (laughing)
-你只是有了第二次感觉。 - You just get a second feel.
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
-你很有礼貌，所以。 - Well, you're respectful, so.
-是的，我是，我不是 - Yeah, I am, I'm not--
-你什么时候和那个男朋友分手的？ - So, when did you break up with that boyfriend?
-几个月前，伙计，那是 - A couple months ago, man, it's been--
-如果你不介意我问的话，你是怎么做爱的？ - So what do you do for sex, if you don't mind me asking?
-我经常手淫。 - I masturbate a lot.
-天啊，真的吗？-你是谁？ - Oh, my God, really? - Who are you?
-是的。-很好。 - Yeah. - That's good.
-我是说，你有点-你直接告诉我们吧 - Well, I mean, you kind of-- - You just gonna tell us
你手淫，是吧？就这些吗?你只是—— you masturbate, huh? That's it? You just--
-我是说，几乎每个人都手淫， - I mean, like, most everybody masturbates,
这很正常。-这太正常了。 so that's a normal thing. - It's super normal.
-是啊，我是说，我不常出去。 - Yeah, I mean, I don't, like, go out, like, that often.
我没见过那么多人， I don't, like, have, like, meet that many people,
所以对我来说，做爱有点困难。 so it's kind of hard for me to, like, have sex.
-你还有什么其他的作品我们可以碰一下吗？ - Do you have any other work done that we could touch?
-我确实有录像。(笑着说) - I did have a video. (laughing)
但我不是。-什么？ But I'm not-- - What?
你什么? You what?
-我有一个BBL，但那也是 - I had a BBL, but, like, that was also
一个非常昂贵的手术。——哇。 a very expensive surgery. - Whoa.
——耶稣。-是同一个医生吗？ - Jesus. - Is it the same doctor?
-不，不同的医生。——哦。 - No, different doctor. - Oh.
-所以我们不知道他在做什么。 - So we don't know what that guy's working on.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-他也在考虑这么做。 - He was thinking about doing that, too.
-是啊，但我得找个好医生。 - Yeah, but I need to find a good doctor.
-不，你得找个好医生。 - No, you gotta find a good doctor.
这很重要，因为他们很危险。 It's very important, 'cause they're dangerous, you know.
所以，是的，你要确保。 So, yeah, you gotta make sure.
-我们能帮你买你的内裤吗？ - Can we pay for your, can we buy your underwear off you?
-嗯，我是说，那是一个非常昂贵的手术，所以我，你知道。 - Well, I mean, it was a very expensive surgery, so I, you know.
-好吧，你说的是手术。 - Okay, you're talking about surgery.
我说的是内衣。 I'm talking about underwear.
-我的内裤-我们能买你的内裤吗 - My underwear-- - Can we buy your underwear
我就是这么说的。-你说多少钱？ is what I said. - How much are you talking?
-我出1000块买你的内裤。 - I'll give you $1,000 for your underwear.
-我的内裤？-是的。 - For my underwear? - Yeah.
——圣。-你们都太可笑了。 - Holy. - That's, y'all are ridiculous.
怎么啦？-我们有很多钱。 What? - Well, we got a lot of money.
-算是吧。-我想说的是 - Kind of. - Well, what I'm saying is,
你得。-你开了个YouTube频道。 you kinda have to-- - You run a YouTube channel.
不管怎样，有YouTube。-你得 Anyway, there's YouTube. - You kinda have to get--
-好吧，1000块买我的内裤。 - Well, okay, so $1,000 for just my panties.
不会有事的。 Nothing's gonna happen.
-你为什么一直这么说？ - Why do you keep saying that?
你希望发生什么事吗？ Do you want something to happen?
-潜意识里，你是在说， - Is that subconsciously, like, are you like,
这又是逆反心理吗？ is that reverse psychology again?
你现在想用它对付我们吗？ Are you trying to use it on us now?
-我是说，我才刚认识你。-你为什么一直这么说？ - I mean, I just met you. - Why do you keep saying that?
-我刚认识你们，你懂我的意思吗？ - I just met you guys, you know what I mean?
我不会， And I don't, like,
因为我不想让别人觉得我很容易。 'cause I don't wanna seem like I'm the easy or anything.
-这可不容易。-你懂我的意思吗？ - That's not easy. - You know what I mean?
-不，你在说什么？ - Oh, no, what are you talking about?
你就担心这个吗？ Is that all you're worried about?
-不，我只是，我不知道。 - No, I just, like, I don't know.
这对我来说不正常。 This is just not normal for me.
我不喜欢做这种事。 I don't, like, do stuff like this.
-我们也不知道。 - Neither do we.
-是啊，我们从来没有 - Yeah, we never--
(笑着说) (laughing)
-你说这条内裤要一千块？ - So, you said $1,000 for the panties?
-一千块，妈的。 - $1,000, shit.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-我是说，我不讨厌这个主意。 - Well, I mean, I don't hate that idea.
我是说，你现在就想要吗？ I mean, like, so you want them right now?
-给她1000美元。 - Give her $1,000.
-你要我现在就把他们拿出来吗？ - You want me to take them out right now?
-对，这就是重点。 - Yeah, that's the whole point.
所以我们付了1000美元 That's why we're paying $1,000,
因为我知道你会脱下你的 'cause I knew you were gonna have to take off your,
我就知道你得把鞋脱了。 I knew you were gonna have to take off your shoes for that.
-给，给，给，拿你的钱，宝贝。 - Here, here, here, get your money, baby.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-我有一些账单。 - I got some bills.
这是—— This is--
-拿你的钱，姑娘，就在这儿。 - Get your money, girl, right here.
-我是个暴露狂，我只是说说而已。 - I am an exhibitionist, I just say that.
-给你。 - There you go.
-好吧，这些裤子真的很紧， - So, okay, well, these are some really tight pants,
所以你得耐心听我说几句。 so just gonna have to bear with me for a second.
不过，它们确实与顶部匹配。 They do match the top, though.
他们超级可爱。 They are super cute.
你这样做的时候能转过身吗？ Can you turn around when you do that?
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
-天啊，太紧了。 - Oh my goodness, they're so tight.
-不，你可以慢慢来 - Yeah, no, you could take your time.
-慢慢来，帮帮她，宝贝 - Take your time, help her, baby.
-我知道，我可以帮你。 - I know, I could help you with that one.
我明白了。 Yeah, I got you.
——这些是——（笑） - These are-- (laughing)
-你是个绅士。 - You are a gentleman.
-天啊，你怎么穿上的？ - Oh, God, how did you put these on?
-我喜欢这个。——好。 - I like this. - Nice.
-好吧-是啊，颜色很匹配 - Ah, okay, so-- - Yeah, the colors match.
-确实很相配，所以-不错 - They do match, so-- - Nice.
-就这些，就这些，好吗？ - So just these, okay, that's all, right?
-我知道，你一直这么说。 - Yes, I know, you keep saying that.
(笑着说) (laughing)
——好的。-我不知道在哪里 - Okay. - I don't know where
你就这么说，不过没错。 you're going with that, but yeah.
-我应该。 - I should.
所以, So,
内裤。 panties.
-你给他 - You give 'em to him.
-好吧，我留着。——好的。 - Okay, I'll keep these. - Okay.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-现在是我们的了，我们想怎么处置就怎么处置 - They're ours now, we can do what we want with them.
-嗯，你确实买了它们的版权，所以是这样的。 - Well, you did buy the rights to them, so there is that.
-好吧。 - All right.
-所以… - So, uh.
-那我们就 - So, we're just gonna, like--
- BBL，对吧？ - So, BBL, right?
-好吧，所以基本上 - Okay, so, basically--
-我要看屁股。 - I wanna see the ass.
你什么都不用解释，弯腰就行。 You don't gotta explain nothing, just bend over.
-是是是，是是是。 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-弯下腰，让我们看看你的屁股到底是什么。 - Just bend over, we'll just see your ass for what it is.
-但你真的应该坚持下去 - But you should really, like, stick it out
然后，像拱起来，像真的把它推出去。 and, like, arch out and, like, really push it out.
你看，你这是在为自己伸张正义。 There you go, see, now you're giving yourself justice.
-我操。 - Holy shit.
天呐。 Holy shit.
另外，她看起来真的很漂亮。 Plus, she looks really good.
-你可以触摸，你可以，你知道， - You can touch, you can, you know,
你想看BBL吗？ you wanna see the BBL?
-让他碰一下，很好 - Oh, let him touch, good.
——也许。 - Maybe.
——好的。——也许。 - Okay. - Maybe.
-不行。 - I can't.
-也许就一次。 - Just once, maybe.
天呐。 Holy shit.
-来，快弯下腰。 - Yeah, here, bend over real quick.
好了，别往后看，就这样站直 All right, don't look back, just stay straight like that
所以我们可以看到，所以我们可以看到， so we can kinda see, so we can see,
拍好你的BBL，你知道， and just get a good shot of your BBL, you know,
就是你的屁股，你的阴部。 just your ass or whatever, your pussy.
好了，拍个好照片。 There we go, getting a good old shot.
-是的，不要回头看。 - Yeah, don't even look back.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-是啊，看啊。 - Yeah, look at that.
哇。 Wow.
是的，很好。 Yeah, that's nice.
好吧，谢谢，我们看清楚了，谢谢。 Okay, well, yeah, thanks, we got a good look at it, thank you.
——好的。-看起来不错。 - Okay. - Looks good.
-搞什么鬼？ - What the fuck?
——好的。-抱歉，我只是， - Okay. - Sorry, I just,
我想，你知道的，和你有点匹配。 I wanted to, you know, match with you a little bit.
-我怎么一点都不惊讶？ - Why am I not surprised?
-我们在展示，我们在展示手术， - Well, we were showing, we were showing surgery,
所以他说，他在他的阴茎上做了一些手术。 so he was like, he had some work done on his penis.
-他不可能做过手术。-所以他想给你看。 - No way did he have work done. - So he wanted to show you.
-他不可能做过手术。 - No way did he have work done.
-是的，是的，当然，仔细看看， - Yeah, yeah, for sure, just look real close,
你会看到小—— you'll see the little--
-比如，如果你摸摸这里， - Like, if you feel it down here,
你能感觉到他们把它放在哪里， you can feel where they put that,
他们在这里放了一个芯片，所以我不用像 they put a chip in here, so I don't have to like--
-如果他丢了，他们就扫描。 - So like, if he loses it, they just scan it.
-或者我去杂货店的时候， - Or when I go to the grocery store,
我只要站在自动取款机前，它就会扫描。 I just stand in front of the, you know, ATM and it scans.
-就像，你知道的，就像给狗吃的薯片， - Like, you know how, you know, like a chip for like dogs,
它们做同样的事情。 they do the same thing.
-不，你在骗我-所以如果他的鸡巴迷路了， - No, you're lying to me. - So if his dick ever gets lost,
如果他的女朋友把他的头发剪掉了， like if his, if his girl ever cuts it off,
他知道去哪儿找，就像。 he knows where to find it, you know, like.
-我以为你说你分手了。 - I thought you said you were broken up.
-是啊，你知道的。-就这么说吧。 - Yeah, you know. - Come down to that.
——哦。 - Oh.
-你知道的。 - You know how it is.
-你在拉我的下巴，不可能 - You're pulling my chin, there's no way,
这太荒谬了。 this is ridiculous.
-这家伙没穿衣服。 - This guy's naked.
他想给你看他的身体，他就光着身子， He wanted to show you his body, he just gets naked on,
他也是个暴露狂。 he's kind of an exhibitionist too.
-哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦。 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
-你一定要摸一下。-怎么了？ - You must touch it. - What's up?
-不，不，这是-他说了，他说了 - No, no, it's-- - Yes, he did, yes, he did.
你可以摸一下，一切都好。 You can touch it, it's all good.
-我是说，肯定比我前任的大，所以。 - I mean, it's bigger than my ex's for sure, so.
这是一个，这是一个很好的尺寸，是的。 That's a, that's a nice size cut, yeah.
-你喜欢吗？ - You like that?
-是的，你真的很兴奋。 - Yeah, you're really turned on.
-你知道，这是你的错。 - Well, you know, it's kind of your fault.
-我确实喜欢西班牙人，但有段时间了 - I do like Hispanic guys, but it's been a while
我也有段时间没做爱了 and I haven't had any sex in a while,
所以我有点，也许有点机智。 so I'm kind of a little, maybe a little witty.
(接吻) (kissing)
-我能这么做吗？ - Can I do this?
就在这里可以吗？ It's okay, right here?
(笑着说) (laughing)
(接吻) (kissing)
(笑着说) (laughing)
-再搞笑一点，再搞笑一点。 - A little bit funnier, a little bit funnier.
-再搞笑一点，再搞笑一点，你很性感。 - Just a little bit funnier, just a little bit, you're hot.
(笑着说) (laughing)
(接吻) (kissing)
-天啊，这些奶子太棒了。 - Oh my God, these tits are great.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-他们感觉如何？ - How do they feel?
-没事的。 - It's okay.
-我好像有点兴奋， - Ooh, it's like I'm a little excited,
我不知道这是怎么回事。 I don't know how that happened.
-该死。 - Oh, shit.
她很棒，天啊，她很棒。 She's good, oh my God, she's good.
-她有段时间没人关注她了 - She hasn't had any attention in a while.
-这样可以吗？ - Is this okay?
——嗯。 - Mm-hmm.
-就这么一点点 - Just that, just a little bit.
(接吻) (kissing)
-天啊，太棒了。 - Oh my God, this is good.
(接吻) (kissing)
-我喜欢。 - I do like that.
——是吗? - Yeah?
——嗯。 - Mm-hmm.
-我想感觉更好。 - I wanna feel even better.
——嗯。 - Mm-hmm.
-小心你的右手。 - Watch your right hand.
注意你的右手。 Watch your right hand.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-好久不见了。 - It's been so long.
-她的姿势很好 - She's in a good position.
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
哦。 Oh.
-感觉很好。 - That feels good.
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
——该死的。 - Damn.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
-那是，我的天啊，操。 - Oh, that's, oh my God, fuck.
(笑着说) (laughing)
哦,该死的。 Oh, damn.
这次感觉好极了。 It feels so good this time.
我看看，天啊。 Let's see, oh my God.
哦。 Oh.
不。 No.
他妈的。 Fuck.
我怎么弄得这么湿？ How did I get so wet?
(笑着说) (laughing)
这是热的。 This is hot.
哦。 Oh.
是的。 Yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦。 Oh.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
哦，感觉不错。 Oh, that feels good.
哦，感觉太好了。 Oh, that feels so good.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
抓住它，抓住它，抓住它，抓住它。 Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
他妈的。 Fuck.
是的。 Yeah.
是的，没事的。 Yeah, it's okay.
是的。 Yeah.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
哦。 Oh.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
嘘。 Shh.
毫米。 Mm.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
哦。 Oh.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
(笑着说) (laughing)
哦。 Oh.
天啊，感觉真他妈爽。 Oh God, that feels so fucking good.
很好。 So good.
哦，太好了。 Oh, so good.
毫米。 Mm.
哦。 Oh.
我操，我的天啊。 Oh fuck, oh my God.
太他妈深了。 That's fucking deep.
太他妈深了。 Oh, it's fucking deep.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
他妈的。-感觉好粉好爽。 Fuck. - It feels so pink and good.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
(喘气) (gasping)
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
感觉怎么样？ How's it feel?
-哦，不错。 - Oh, it's nice.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-操。 - Oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦。 Oh.
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
操，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的。 Oh fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
他妈的。 Fuck.
(笑着说) (laughing)
哦，是的，是的。 Oh yeah, yeah.
哦。 Oh.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
哦，操，是的，是的。 Oh fuck, yes, yes.
-过来，宝贝。 - Come here, baby.
我想让你尝尝我的阴部。 I want you to taste this fucking pussy.
我来尝尝。 I'll taste it.
毫米。 Mm.
让我尝尝，宝贝。 Let me taste that, baby.
毫米。 Mm.
-味道很好。 - It tastes really good.
-你他妈有。 - Yeah, you fucking do.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
哦。 Oh.
(咀嚼) (chewing)
让我看看那双该死的眼睛。 Let me see those fucking eyes.
让我吸吧。 Let me suck that.
哦，上帝，是的。 Oh God, yes.
太他妈好了。 Fucking so good.
-今天天气不错。 - This is a nice day.
-让我来吸。 - Let me suck that sucker.
毫米。 - Mm.
(咀嚼) (chewing)
-太好吃了，我喜欢。 - It's so good, I love it.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
真是个性感的婊子，操。 Such a fucking sexy bitch, fuck.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
我要操那张脸。 I'm gonna fuck that face right there.
(咀嚼) (chewing)
哦，是的，宝贝。 Oh yeah, baby.
太他妈好吃了。 Oh, it's so fucking good.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
哦,上帝。 Oh God.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
哦。 Oh.
(咀嚼) (chewing)
-你提到了特殊技能，对吧？ - You did mention special skills, right?
-是啊，是啊。 - Oh, yeah, yeah.
-这可能就是其中之一。 - This might be one of them.
(咀嚼) (chewing)
-让我看看你的脸，宝贝。 - Let me see that fucking face, baby.
让我看看你那性感的眼睛。 Let me see those fucking sexy girl fucking eyes.
太好吃了。 It's so good.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
他妈的终于。 Fucking titties.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
就在那儿，宝贝。 Just right there, baby.
哦。 Oh.
就在这里。 Just right there.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-是的，她们的奶子很漂亮，不是吗？ - Yeah, they are very nice tits, aren't they?
-你的咪咪太完美了。 - Those are perfect tits.
-我要派上用场。 - I'm gonna put them to use.
-我的天啊，是的。 - Oh my God, yeah.
是的。 Yeah.
我的天啊，是的。 Oh my God, yeah.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
天啊，你就是个混蛋。 Oh God, you're just a dick.
(笑着说) (laughing)
你他妈的别停下来。 Don't you fucking stop.
你很性感，宝贝。 You're sexy, baby.
你真他妈性感。 You're fucking sexy.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
一直到脖子下面。 All the way down the neck.
哦。 Oh.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-该死。 - Oh shit.
就在这里。 Just right there.
——哦。 - Oh.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
-该死。 - Oh shit.
——哦。 - Oh.
哦。 Oh.
-该死。 - Oh shit.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-感觉好极了。 - It feels so good.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
-哦，宝贝。 - Oh baby.
-他妈的太湿了。 - It's so fucking wet.
哦，感觉太好了。 Oh, it feels so good.
-你这个混蛋。 - You thick ass fucking dick.
-操。 - Oh fuck.
哦，是的，是的。 Oh yes, yes.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
在这里。 Over here.
天啊，是的，是的，是的，是的。 Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
哦，操，是的，是的。 Oh fuck, yes, yes.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
哦，你真性感。 Oh, you're so sexy.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
是的，就在那儿，宝贝。 Yeah, right there, baby.
就在那儿，去你的鸡巴。 Right there, shit on that dick.
一直往上。 All the way up.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
哦，哦，哦。 Oh, oh, oh.
操，操，操。 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
哦，我的上帝，哦，是的。 Oh my God, oh yeah.
-我只想摸摸你的脸。 - I just want to touch your face right here.
我只想摸摸你的脸。 I just want to touch your face right here.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-哦，很好，是的，是的，是的。 - Oh, that's nice, yes, yes, yes.
哦，操，那个小娘们。 Oh fuck, that little pussy.
妈的，你太性感了。 Oh fuck, you're so hot.
噢,是的。哦,他妈的。 Oh yeah. Oh fuck.
哦。哦,他妈的。 Oh. Oh fuck.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
(笑着说) (laughing)
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
太好吃了。 It's so good.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦,狗屎。 Oh shit.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
是的，就在那儿，宝贝。-真热。 Yeah, right there, baby. - That's hot.
-就在那儿，去他的鸡巴。 - Right there, shit on that dick.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦,狗屎。 Oh shit.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-我喜欢你拍我屁股的样子。 - I like it when you slap my ass.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
我操，我的天啊。 Oh fuck, oh my God.
那鸡巴太棒了。 That dick was so good.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(笑着说) (laughing)
哦耶，哦耶。 Oh yeah, oh yeah.
哦，哦，哦耶。 Oh, oh, oh yeah.
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
-哦，哦。 - Oh, oh.
哦耶，哦耶。 Oh yeah, oh yeah.
妈的，太棒了。 Oh fuck, that was so good.
哦，太好了。 Oh, so good.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦,哦。 Oh, oh.
哦耶，哦耶。 Oh yeah, oh yeah.
哦，让我们像那样做我的咪咪，对。 Oh, let's do my titties like that, yes.
他妈的是的。 Fuck yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
是的。 Yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦，天啊，是的。 Oh God, yeah.
让我看看你那该死的娘们。 Oh, let me see that fucking pussy.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-是啊，操。 - Oh yeah, fuck.
-对，像那样跳到我的屎上。 - Oh yeah, jump on my shit like that.
我太棒了。 I'm so good.
我在你的老二上跳得很好。 I'm bouncing on your dick so good.
-你喜欢吗？ - You like that?
让我打爆你的老二。 Let me crack you on your fucking dick.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
哦。 Oh.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
哦，哦，哦耶。 Oh, oh, oh yeah.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦，太好了。 Oh, so good.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(鼓掌) (clapping)
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
你不会被操吧？ You're not getting fucked?
-我才不要被操。 - I'm not getting fucked.
-你不会在车上被操吧？ - You're not getting fucked on the bus?
-操。 - Oh fuck.
-你想上我？ - You want to do me?
-哦，感觉不错。 - Oh, it feels good.
-我知道，这里看起来就像地狱。 - I know, it looks like fucking hell right there.
-该死。 - Oh shit.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦，操，哦，是的。 Oh fuck, oh yeah.
这其实很有趣。 This is kind of fun actually.
(笑着说) (laughing)
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
(笑着说) (laughing)
哦，哦，哦，哦，耶，耶，耶，他妈的耶。 Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yes, fuck yes.
是的，是的，是的，操。 Yes, yes, yes, fuck.
哦，是的，操。 Oh yeah, fuck.
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
就像这样。 Just like that.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
当然，当然。 Fuck yes, oh yes.
(喃喃自语) (mumbling)
是的，是的，是的，是的。 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
(喃喃自语) (mumbling)
我喜欢这样。 I like that.
哦，操，是的。 Oh fuck, yes.
(呻吟) (moaning)
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(呻吟) (moaning)
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
(鼓掌) (clapping)
噢,是的。(笑着说) Oh yeah. (laughing)
哦，是的，我的天啊。哦,狗屎。 Oh yeah, oh my God. Oh shit.
哦,狗屎。 Oh shit.
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-这太他妈棒了。 - This is fucking awesome.
天啊，是的。 Holy shit, yeah.
神圣的,是的。 Holy, yeah.
我们走吧，宝贝。 Let's go baby.
操，这事结束了吗？ Oh fuck, are we done with this?
-我们做了一个小布景。 - We did a little set.
-是的，我们做了一点布景。 - Yeah, we did a little set.
这是他妈的狗屎。 This one is fucking shit.
让我们上车吧。 Let's get up the bus.
让我们看看是不是真的。 Let's see if it fucking is.
是的。 Yeah.
(呻吟) (moaning)
(喃喃自语) (mumbling)
-哦，是的，哦，操。 - Oh yeah, oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-哦，宝贝。 - Oh baby.
看看这狗屎。 Look at this shit.
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
-这里很好。 - That's good right there.
让我看看，让我看看你的屁股。 Let me see that, let me see that ass.
让我移动你。 Let me move you.
他妈的让我来控制。 Let me fucking control that shit.
(呻吟) (moaning)
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
我的天，我的天，我的天。 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
哦，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的。 Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦，那很好。 Oh, that's good.
哦，我的天啊。 Oh, oh my God.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-我喜欢。 - I like that.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
(鼓掌) (clapping)
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
我的天啊，是的。 Oh my God, yeah.
太好了。 That's so good.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
(呻吟) (moaning)
哦,狗屎。 Oh shit.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(呻吟) (moaning)
哦，是的，是的，是的。 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
哦。 Oh.
(呻吟) (moaning)
哦，是的，操，操，操。 Oh yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck.
太他妈好了，宝贝。 That's so fucking good baby.
是啊，还不错。 Yeah, not bad at all.
(呻吟) (moaning)
是啊，太好了。 Yeah, that's so good.
哦，是的，那个女人太棒了。 Oh yeah, that pussy's so good.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-天啊，天啊，天啊 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
(呻吟) (moaning)
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
我的天啊，是的。 Oh my God, yeah.
过来。 Get over here.
现在过来。 Come here now.
我身边。 Beside me.
哦，是的，宝贝。 Oh yeah, baby.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦，操，是的。 Oh fuck, yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
妈的，进出的感觉真好。 Oh fuck, it looks so good going in and out.
他妈的。 Fuck.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
(呻吟) (moaning)
哦，哦，是的。 Oh, oh yeah.
(呻吟) (moaning)
是的,宝贝。 Yeah, baby.
哦,狗屎。 Oh shit.
是的。 Yeah.
(呻吟) (moaning)
哦，操，是的。 Oh fuck yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦，是的，是的，是的。 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
哦,狗屎。 Oh shit.
(呻吟) (moaning)
你真他妈强壮。 Oh, you're so fucking strong.
-你真他妈性感。 - You're so fucking hot.
(呻吟) (moaning)
——哦。 - Oh.
天啊！ Oh man.
(呻吟) (moaning)
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
哦，是的，是的。 Oh yeah, yeah.
尝尝那该死的鸡巴。 Taste that fucking dick right there.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
哦,狗屎。 Oh shit.
哦。 Oh.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
你喜欢那女人的味道吗？ You like how that pussy fucking tastes, huh?
-我喜欢那鸡巴上阴道的味道。 - I like how the pussy tastes on that dick.
-味道好吗？ - Does it taste good?
——嗯。 - Mm-hmm.
——好的。 - Okay.
好吧。 Okay.
把这个拿过来。 Get this right there, yeah.
就像这样。 Just like that.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
就这样，宝贝。 Just like that, baby.
(呻吟) (moaning)
哦。 Oh.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
天呐。 Holy shit.
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
天呐。 Holy shit.
哦,狗屎。 Oh shit.
-操，操，操。 - Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
哦。 Oh.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
他妈的。 Fuck.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
——哦。 - Oh.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
——操。 - Fuck.
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-很好，很紧。 - That's so good and tight.
-你喜欢那个娘们吗？ - What do you like that pussy?
-哦，宝贝。 - Oh, baby.
-哦，操。 - Oh, fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-刘海辫。 - Bang braids.
-天啊。 - Oh God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-该死。哦,狗屎。 - Oh shit. Oh shit.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-是的。 - Yeah.
(呻吟) (moaning)
(拍) (slapping)
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
-太好了。 - That's so good.
——哦。 - Oh.
噢,是的。 Oh yes.
是的。 Yes.
哦，感觉太好了。 Oh, that feels so good.
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
(呻吟) (moaning)
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
——哦。 - Oh.
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
——哦。 - Oh.
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
——哦。 - Oh.
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
——哦。 - Oh.
-是啊，是啊。 - Oh yeah, yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-操。 - Oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-操。 - Oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
——哦。 - Oh.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
——是的。 - Yes.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-是啊。 - Oh yeah.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-哦，那太恶心了。 - Oh, that is sick.
——哦。 - Oh.
是的，是的，是的，是的，是的。 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
噢,是的。 Oh yes.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-哦，对了。 - Oh, that's right.
那是我的错，宝贝。 That's my bad, baby.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-哦，是的，宝贝，是的。 - Oh yeah, baby, yes.
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
-是的。 - Yeah.
-让我们面对摄像机的镜头。 - Let's face those fucking tips of the camera.
面对那些该死的小费。 Face those fucking tips right there.
就像这样。 Just like that.
(呻吟) (moaning)
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-操。 - Oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-该死。 - Oh shit.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-天啊。 - Oh my God.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-操。 - Oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-该死。 - Oh shit.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-哦，操，操，是的。 - Oh fuck, fuck, yes.
操,哦。 Fuck, oh.
-你想帮我拉屎吗？ - You wanna take a dump for me?
-是的，是的。 - Yes, yes.
-告诉摄像机你想要。 - Tell the camera you want to.
-是的，我想要那块口香糖。 - Yes, I want that gum.
哦，我想要那块口香糖。 Oh, I want that gum, please.
请把最后一滴都给我。 Please give me every last drop.
-是的，我想让你去。 - Yes, I want you to.
-啊哈，啊哈，是的，是的。 - Uh-huh, uh-huh, yes, yes.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-我要，一滴都要 - Oh, I want it, every last drop.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-操。 - Oh fuck.
(喘气) (breathing heavily)
-该死。 - Oh shit.
(笑着说) (laughing)
——大便。 - Shit.
-不错的采访。 - Quite the interview.
-我操。 - Holy shit.
(笑着说) (laughing)
刚才到底发生了什么？ What the hell just happened?
-我是来找乐子的。 - I'm here to have some fun, so.
看来我玩得很开心。(笑着说) Looks like I had a little fun. (laughing)
-是的，我们玩得很开心。 - Yeah, we had a lot of fun.
我得问你，看起来你， So, I gotta ask you, it looks like you had,
你知道，显然有很多乐趣之类的东西。 you know, obviously a lot of fun and stuff like that.
你会不会考虑，比如 Would you be considering, like,
你会考虑做更多这样的事情吗？ would you consider doing more of these?
-就像公车那件事？ - Like, the bus thing?
-对，就像这样，就像在这辆面包车里。 - Yeah, like this, like fucking in this van.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-你知道吗？ - You know what?
事实上，没我想的那么糟。 Actually, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was.
它没有那么拥挤。 It wasn't as cramped.
后面其实挺宽敞的。 It's actually kind of roomy back here.
我不介意。 I wouldn't mind.
-我是说，你知道，你让它 - I mean, you know, you make it--
-我们给你弄了张床 - We got you a bed, yeah.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-我们还有别的事，我们还有别的事，你知道的 - We got other things, we got other things, you know,
但就像。-这地方挺大的。 in mind for you, but like-- - It's a good amount of space.
-我们有别的想法，但是，你知道的， - We got other things in mind, but like, you know,
基本上像这样的视频， basically videos like this where you, you know,
去他妈的男人，钱，视频， fuck other dudes, money, you know, video,
我们拍摄它，也许是不同的场景。 we film it, maybe different scenarios.
-听起来很有趣。(笑着说) - Sounds like fun. (laughing)
-给，给，把裤子穿上， - Well, here, look, here, put your pants on,
给她-你拿了我的内裤，对吧？ give her-- - You got my panties, right?
-是的，我们还留着，因为我们付了钱。 - Yeah, we still keep those, 'cause we paid for them.
-好吧，内裤还是留着吧。 - Okay, let's keep the panties.
-给你，你可以-谢谢 - There you go, you can-- - Oh, thanks.
——哇。 - Wow.
这很简单。 That was easy.
-你水分充足。 - You're well hydrated.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-从来没听说过。 - Never heard that before.
-把它从我身上拿走了 - Took it out of me, you know.
-我没事吧？ - Am I all good?
-是啊，给她买个手机， - Yeah, so look, get her a phone, you know,
如果你不介意的话，要她的电话号码， get her phone number if you don't mind,
比如交换电话号码。 like exchange phone numbers.
我得，我们得放你出来 I'm gonna, we're gonna have to let you out here
因为我要去办公室 'cause I need to get to the office,
你知道，我想去办公室 and you know, I'd like to get to the office
并且要确保，你知道， and really make sure that, you know,
我可以帮你做点东西。 I could put something together for you.
但我敢肯定，我们离那个地方不远了， But you know, I'm sure, we're not too far from where,
我不知道你今天有什么计划， I don't know what you had planned today,
但也许你可以，你可以，你知道， but maybe you got a, like, you could get a, you know,
拼车，你知道吗？ a ride share, you know?
-我是说，我想我可以花15美元去 - Yeah, I mean, I think I can pay 15 bucks to get to--
-好，很好，是，是，是。 - All right, good, yeah, yeah, yeah.
你有她的电话吗？-是的，是的。 You got her number? - Yeah, yeah.
-好吧，好吧。 - All right, cool, yeah.
(笑着说) (laughing)
-好吧。 - Okay, all right.
-嗯，今天的结果和我预期的不一样。 - Well, out day did not turn out as I expected.
真是个惊喜，所以。 That's a surprise, so.
-是啊，那很有趣。 - Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
-你有自己的礼物吧？ - You got your own present, right?
-是啊。——好的。 - Oh yeah. - Okay.
那我下次去迈阿密的时候再打给你吧。 Well, I guess I'll hit you up the next time I'm in Miami.
(笑着说) (laughing)
好了，再见，伙计们。 Okay, bye guys.
-再次感谢。-没问题。 - Thanks again. - No problem.
——太棒了。 - Awesome.
-在你离开之前，简单说一下 - Before you leave, real quick,
你能快速告诉我们吗，就说， can you just tell us real quick, just say,
嗨，我叫贾丝汀，我刚在公车上被人操了。 hi, my name's Justine, I just got fucked on the bus.
-嗨，我叫贾丝汀，我刚在公车上被人操了。 - Hi, my name's Justine, and I just got fucked on the bus.
-再见，谢谢。 - Bye, thank you.
我们会给你打电话的。 We'll call you.
-好吧。 - All right.
——哟。 - Yo.
-怎么了？ - What's up?
-她很厉害 - Yo, she was good.
-对吧？ - Yo, right?
-这家伙忘了怎么开车，兄弟。 - This guy forgot how to drive, bro.
这个人已经不在乎了。 This guy doesn't care no more.
-是啊-这家伙现在只会开车 - Yeah, I was-- - This guy just drives now.
-太棒了。 - That was great.
——是吗?-对，对，对。 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-你他妈把她弄得像喷泉一样。 - Yo, you fucking squared her like a water fountain.
-老兄，闭嘴，天啊。-滚进去。 - Dude, shut it tight, Jesus. - Get the fuck in.
——基督。 - Christ.
-操，伙计。 - Fuck, man.
-我操。-够了，我不干了。 - Holy shit. - That's it, I quit.
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