行动 Go!
上 上 上 Move! Move! Move!
快上 Move it!
建筑物右侧发现可疑目标 Right side of the building.
快行动 Go! Go!
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
现场正在进行对逃犯的搜捕 we're on contain and capture protocol!
目标就在附近 Our fugitives are on site!
总统来电 The President called.
要求我们汇报状况 他很恼火吗 He wants an update. Is he upset?
你弄丢了价值三十亿美金的武器装备 You lost track of a $3 billion weapon.
他肯定都气疯了 I'm sure he's thrilled.
博士 请勿靠近 Stay back, Doctor.
让我跟他们讲讲理 将军 我能让他们妥协的 Let me reason with them, General. I can get them to talk.
现在绝对不应进行亲切友好的交谈 We're past the time for a friendly chat.
据我所知 全球最危险的罪犯就在前方 As far as I'm concerned, the most dangerous criminals in the world are right down there!
快举手投降吧 Give yourselves up!
你们盗窃了美利坚 You've stolen property
合众国政府的重要财产 of the United States government.
出来坦白事实 争取宽大处理吧 Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know,
不然你们就会被关起来 以叛国罪论处 or you will be locked up and tried for treason!
我也不准你们参加舞会了 And there is no way you are going to homecoming!
但是 老爸 But, Dad!
别想找借口 小姑娘 Not another word, young lady.
现在立刻给我进这辆防弹悍马车 I want you to get into this bulletproof Humvee
好好反省一下你们的所作所为 this minute. And I want you to think about what you have done!
Don't sweat the little things, guys
? Keep your eye on the bigger things, guys?/i>
If you look a little closer
You're gonna get a better picture
You and would make too fun life
Rockets in the night
Keep your head up, keep the down
Throw it all in, make your own ground
And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
Life is our game, we can go play
Shake a don't be afraid
And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
Stand out, oh, oh
Stand out
我们写完了 We're done.
才花了十分钟 In ten minutes?
其实是九分钟 Nine, actually.
很高兴能看到你这么自信 加比 I appreciate your confidence, Gabby,
但你一个高二的学生做的是毕业班微积分啊 but you're sophomores and this is senior calculus.
为什么不和梅互相检查一下呢 Why don't you and Mae check your work?
好吧 我们写完了 Yep, still done.
加比和小加比 又把平均分拉高了 Gabby and Gabby junior, wrecking the curve.
一如既往啊 As usual.
就俩傻蛋 Dorks.
夏皮罗老师 能给我们通行证了吗 Mrs. Shapiro, may we have hall passes?
梅要辅导同学 而我要去参加一个关于 Mae is tutoring, and I'm heading up a meeting about
学校食堂提供健康菜式的会议 healthier choices on the cafeteria menu.
当你处在如此不完美的世界 根本就没时间耗在闲事上 There's no time to waste when there's so much to improve around here.
谢谢 他们管我们叫傻蛋 Thanks. They called us dorks.
不不不 他们说的是叉勺 No, no, no, they said sporks.
叉勺可是全世界最管用的餐具 It's the world's most versatile utensil.
所以 四分之三派的正切值是 So, the tangent of three pi over four is...
因为数值是在第二象限 所以 Well, it's in quadrant two, so...
我可想不出来 I'll never get it.
哎 听说你在橄榄球队打四分卫 Hey, you play quarterback, right?
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
拜托 相信我嘛 Come on, just trust me.
现在假设橄榄球场就是图象上的一个圆 So picture the football field as a circle on the graph.
近端锋们围绕原点 The tight end is lined up at zero...
按照圆的位置站好 on the path of the circle.
强后卫站在四分之派的位置 Strong safety is at pi over four...
而机动后卫就站在 the free safety is...
呃 四分之三派的位置 Uh, three pi over four.
而X值为负数 And with X being negative...
那答案就是负一 the answer is negative one.
答对了 Bingo.
我居然答对了 这简直太酷了 I got it! Wow, that... that is so cool.
我怎么不知道你喜欢橄榄球 I didn't know you liked football.
我没那么 I don't really...
但是你喜欢就好 but... you do.
那你有啥打算啊 我是指 社交方面的安排 What's your deal? I mean, social-life wise?
你也去舞会吗 Are you going to homecoming?
噢 Oh.
就在这个周末吗 Is that this weekend?
这是一年里最重要的日子了 It's the biggest weekend of the year.
你不会不去跳舞吧 You're going to the dance, right?
我不知道 I don't know.
我和加比都是顺其自然的 Gabby and I like to play it by ear.
不光是我们 还有我们的朋友 Us and all of our friends,
我们组员和民兵队都是这样 our crew, our posse.
那你可要参加哈 Well, you should go.
你可没有后悔药吃 You never know what you'll miss.
听起来那难以置信吧 对啊 Can you believe it? Yeah.
我知道这很不切实际 I know this is gonna sound crazy.
但我觉得杰登喜欢我 I feel like Jaden likes me.
他需要你 帮他做作业 He needs you... to do his problem sets.
我和杰登 不可能在一起 对吧 Me and Jaden, impossible, right?
但是今天的经历绝对不一般 But we had this moment today,
感觉就像 就像他要请我当舞伴一样 and it's like, he was gonna ask me to homecoming.
梅 你听说过一个 Mae, have you ever heard the story
一对小情侣改变世界的故事吗 of a girl who met a boy and changed the world?
没有吧 因为根本就没这故事 No, because there isn't one.
听着 谁会在乎别人喜不喜欢我们 Look, who cares that people here don't like us
抑或是没人请咱去跳傻乎乎的社交舞 or if we don't get invited to silly dances?
我们有脑子就够了 We have the brains.
咱俩这对组合太厉害了 We're an amazing team,
总有一天 会把他们都甩得远远的 and someday, we're gonna blow them all away.
但是我们要专心致志 But we need to focus.
男生们会干扰我们的 Boys are a distraction.
你说得对 You're right.
你一直都说得对 You're always right.
选内薇当舞会女王 不然选谁呢 Nevaeh for homecoming queen, obviously.
选内薇当舞会女王 谢谢 Aeh for homecoming queen. Thanks.
弗雷格纳校长 都帮你修好了 All fixed, Principal Fragner.
不但加载视频时系统不会崩溃 It won't crash when you load videos
速度还比以前快了十倍 and it should run ten times faster now.
真是太谢谢你了 加比 Well, thanks, Gabby.
现在我总算能继续学习在线探戈舞课了 Now I can catch up on my online tango lessons.
好吧 Okay.
哎呀 Oh!
发生什么了 Oh, what's wrong?
杰登给我发短信了 Jaden texted.
不是跟你说了不和他联系吗 I told you to forget about him.
他无缘无故给我发的 He texted me. Unprovoked.
“练习之后来找我” 是英式拼法 "Meet me after practise." With an S.
“需要问尼一个很重要的问题” "Have to ask letter U an important question."
“待会寨见” 再也拼错了 "C U Lader." With a D.
天啊 就算自动纠正也帮不了这倒霉蛋了 Wow. Even auto-correct can't help this kid.
呃 我是说 这肯定是关于舞会的 Well, I mean, it must be about the dance.
还会有什么事这么重要啊 What else would be important?
梅 Mae.
杰登·斯塔克不可能请你去舞会的 Jaden Stark is not gonna ask you to homecoming.
“不见不散” "See you there."
T-H-E-I-R.
你不会真发出去了吧 Ugh. You didn't.
我马上去了哟 I'm going.
引用凯撒大帝的话 To quote Julius Caesar,
“懦夫的死轻于鸿毛” "Cowards die a thousand deaths."
你知道凯撒被暗杀了吧 You know Caesar got stabbed, right?
嗯 Hmm.
谢谢你 内薇 Thanks, Nevaeh.
大家给我记住一个词 专注 It's all about one word, men! Focus!
勇气 防守 Heart! Defense!
坚韧不拔 Tenacity!
嗨 Hi.
呃 这简直太轻率了 Uh, this is so ill-advised.
好的 等到杰登走过来的时候 Okay, now when Jaden comes over here,
表现得自然点 act normal.
别说人家听不懂的话 Don't say anything smart.
知道了 哎哟 Okay. Uh-oh.
别说我给你惹麻烦了 I don't think I'm your problem.
为什么内薇会往这儿走 Why is Nevaeh coming over here?
她甚至都不认识我 She doesn't even know who I am.
别来无恙啊 二位女士 Bon jour, ladies.
是什么风把你吹来了 What brings you here?
杰登请我来的 Jaden invited us.
梅 你和杰登根本都不在一个社交圈儿 Mae, you and Jaden aren't even on the same social radar.
看好了 这里是我们的社交圈 而这里是西伯利亚 See, here's the social radar and over here is Siberia,
而到了那儿 就是 and over there, that's--
就是你 That's you.
怎么会有人喜欢你啊 Why do people even like you?
切 我才没试着偷人家的舞伴呢 Well, I'm not the one trying to steal someone's homecoming date.
梅觉得是杰登邀请了她 Mae thinks Jaden is asking her.
而杰登和我都已经在一起大概 But Jaden and I have been dating for like,
整整17天了 17 whole days.
而这件事人尽皆知 就除了 And everyone knows it except, apparently,
学校的小天才们 the school geniuses.
我从来 从来没这么说过 I never-- I never said that.
我知道你都干了些什么 小丫头 I know what you saids and dids, pumpkin.
而且我也知道初恋的滋味 And I know a crush when I see one.
所以别掺和了 So back off.
嘿 发生什么了 Hey, what's going on?
女孩子聊天而已 Oh, silly girl talk.
对了 杰登 Hey, Jaden, um,
你是来请我去参加舞会的吧 you're asking me to the dance, right?
没错 Yeah.
我就知道 I knew it.
但是在校园王国里有不少流言哟 But there have been some nasty rumors in the kingdom.
梅 我是想请你 Mae, what I wanted to ask you was...
明天帮我复习一下二次函数 can we go over quadratic functions tomorrow?
你也知道 我一头雾水的 You know me, I'm clueless.
废话 谁都知道 Yes, we can see that.
很抱歉磨灭了你的希望哟 Sorry to burst your bubble.
发个哭脸表情 Sad face emoji.
再会了 Au revoir.
梅 咱们走吧 Let's go, Mae.
跟你说了这不合适吧 Told you this was a bad idea.
Hey, Nevaeh!
My bubble is totally un-burst because I already have a boyfriend!
Mae, what are you doing?
See, my boyfriend,
so cute.
Total hot burger.
And his name is...
Albert. Albert!
Oh. Yeah, that's right.
He's varsity in five sports, genius IQ.
And he volunteers with endangered animals.
Orphan endangered animals.
So when can we meet this...
Albert?
Oh, well, see, the thing is...
he lives in Alaska.
Right around the corner in Alaska?
For a second there,
I thought you were gonna pick some
super remote place to cover up the fact that he doesn't exist.
Huh! Come on, ladies.
What did you just get us into?
Hey, Mae! Can't wait to meet your new boyfriend!
I don't know why I did that.
Temporary insanity.
Ahoy, ladies.
Need a ride?
Uh, Mae, your brother bought a cab.
Bart, you bought a cab?
No, it's a classic car.
You like it, Gabby?
Absolutely!
My grandpa used to have a car exactly like this...
when he drove a cab.
I got a great deal on it.
And you guys only get the privilege to get a ride
because the seniors got out early because of homecoming.
Oh, Mae, congrats on getting owned by Nevaeh Barnes.
Yeah, it is all over our school's website.
And even I have never done anything that pathetic.
Really? How about that time you cried
when your Wizardcraft avatar died?
Do not disrespect a fallen hero.
Kravtar saved thousands with his magic.
Just drive us home, Bart.
Do we all ride for the same price?
Oh.
I wonder if it's too late to be home-schooled.
A fake boyfriend?
How are we going to pull that one off?
Well, I'm not gonna create an online profile for some pretend boy.
That's just creepy and lame. Agreed.
Guess I'll just have to come clean.
And be taunted for all eternity by Nevaeh and her minions.
Why is Jaden even with her?
I thought he was different.
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
High school boys are like old smart phones.
They're buggy, they think too slowly.
And they crash when you need them most.
Why don't we invent a better one?
What?
What if we make you a boyfriend?
An interactive, virtual boy.
Like the best one ever.
And we do that how?
I spent the summer at coder camp.
And your dad designs the coolest video game characters in the world.
His software must be off the chain.
Well, yeah.
And totally off limits.
I mean, his office is locked up like a bank vault.
We don't need to get inside.
We could just surf in on bits of data.
So you want to hack into my dad's secure network
and build me some high-def boyfriend?
That's insane.
I know, but it's better than letting Nevaeh win.
You better sleep over.
Let me text my mom.
Okay, I can. Okay, but we cannot get caught.
My dad is super secretive about his work.
What's the big deal?
It's a video-game company, not the Department of Defense.
Welcome to my humble lab, General.
All right, doctor, time to see what Uncle Sam's been paying you for.
Oh, just follow me.
You can take the elevator. And you can-- Okay.
Gentlemen, I give you the future birthplace of the X-17.
The world's first covert robotic operative.
It's an impressive achievement...
in theory.
Are you prepared to move to the fabrication stage?
You get the go-ahead from the President,
and I'll make history.
Consider it done. Thank you, sir.
Jenks!
We did it, guys!
Ugh, your dad's network has like 20 layers of encryptions.
Even our microwave is password protected.
Door secure.
We can't quit.