《旺达幻视》前情提要 Previously on WandaVision...
我们是不寻常的一对 知道吧 We are an unusual couple, ya know?
我妻子和她的飞碟啊 My wife and her flying saucers.
我丈夫和他坚不可摧的脑袋啊 My husband and his indestructible head.
亲爱的 我是艾格妮丝 你右边的邻居 Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right.
你就像台行走的电脑 You're like a walking computer.
什么 我才不是呢 What? I most certainly am not.
跟哈特先生和他的好妻子哈特太太一起吃饭 Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart.
你们为什么会来这里 What brought you here?
-你们结婚多久了 -你们为什么搬来这里 - How long have you been married? - Why did you come here?
该死 为什么 Damn it, why?
停下 停下 Stop it. Stop it.
幻视 帮帮他 Vision, help him.
什么声音 What was that?
旺达 Wanda?
怎么了 亲爱的 Yes, dear?
你在用你的魔法开灯吗 Are you using your powers to turn on the light?
是的 亲爱的 Yes, dear.
我来吧 亲爱的 Allow me, sweetheart.
你看到了什么 What do you see?
只看到你那些可爱的玫瑰花丛 Only your lovely rose bushes.
没别的了吗 That's all?
你用了你的夜视吗 幻视 Are you using your night vision, Vision?
我向你保证 亲爱的 我什么都没看到 I assure you, my love, I see nothing amiss.
你根本不需要害怕... You have absolutely no reason to be frightened...
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你刚刚说什么 You were saying?
翻译 小酸奶 杏仁斯嘉丽 Eunice
其实最近我上班的时候听几个同事 Actually, I did overhear a couple of lads at work
提起附近出现了一些麻烦人物 remarking on a few unsavory characters settling in the neighborhood.
翻译 盐仔爱吃甜 三四月 八重
谁知道那些无所事事的家伙会干什么 Now, who knows what those ne'er-do-wells might be up to?
抢房子啊 搞破坏啊 Robbing houses, vandalizing property.
校对 小酸奶
穿墙啊 不用手就能把东西移来移去吗 Walking through walls, moving objects without touching them.
旺达 亲爱的 你不会想说 Wanda, darling, you can't be suggesting
时间轴 DA 永远的永远
我的同事们说的是我们吧 my colleagues were referring to us.
后期 吉吉
我们中得有一个人搞清楚这声音到底是哪里来的 One of us should really determine the source of that sound.
是啊 得有一个人 Yes, one of us should.
总监 小酸奶
真是太扯了 Oh, this is getting ridiculous.
我要看一看 I'm going to take a look.
天啊 亲爱的 Oh, God! Darling!
看来我们应付得很好 Well, I think we handled that well.
是的 我要声明我很自豪 Yes, I must say I'm rather proud of myself.
瞧瞧你多么会把握重新装修的机会啊 And look how you seized on the opportunity to redecorate.
这样更好吧 This is better, isn't it?
旺达 亲爱的 Wanda, darling?
怎么了 亲爱的 Yes, dear?
关灯 Get the light.
欢迎来到西景
旺达幻视
WandaVision!
主演 旺达·马克西莫夫
和幻视
*旺达幻视 旺达幻视* *WandaVision Wa-WandaVision*
旺达幻视
WandaVision!
女士们 先生们 最后一个魔法 Ladies and gentlemen, for my final trick,
我将为你们带来 神秘柜 I bring you the Cabinet of Mysteries.
亲爱的 你该上场了 Darling, that's your cue.
你说了"神秘柜"吗 You said, "Cabinet of Mysteries?"
我说了"神秘柜" I said, "The Cabinet of Mysteries."
那我该出场了 Oh, that's my cue.
我的老天啊 Holy Toledo!
亲爱的 那个才艺秀的其他表演节目 Darling, do all the other acts in the talent show
都要用这么精良的道具吗 have such elaborate props?
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
弗雷德和琳达要做一条护城河 Fred and Linda are building a moat
还有一扇能开合的吊闸 鬼知道是为什么 and a fully-functioning portcullis and no one even knows why.
我们继续 Let's keep going.
对 对 我说到哪里了 Yes, yes. Where was I? Um...
看好了 我是幻术大师 充满了神秘 Watch closely as I, Illusion, Master of Enigma,
我将让我迷人的美艳助手凭空消失 make my captivating assistant, Glamour, disappear.
你真的很有范儿 You really are very dashing.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Mmm, thank you, darling.
不要害怕 美艳助手 Fear not, Glamour.
我幻术大师保证将会让你完好归来 For I, Illusion, vow to bring you back exactly as you are.
阿布拉卡达布拉 Abracadabra!
好吧 旺达 你就不担心 Yes, um, Wanda, you're not at all worried
这些观众可能会看穿这个小把戏吗 that the audience might just see through this little charade?
这就是这个表演的意义啊 Well, that's the whole point.
真正的魔术表演中 一切都是假的 In a real magic act, everything is fake.
亲爱的 才艺秀募捐会 Darling, the talent show fundraiser
是每季度最重要的事 is the most important event of the season
我们住在这里就有义务参加 and it's our neighborly duty to participate.
再说了 我们这样 Plus, it's our chance to
也是一个尽量假装正常人的好机会 appear as normal as possible while doing so.
我觉得那应该不成问题 Well, I don't think that should be a problem.
现在这里是我们的家了 This is our home now.
我希望我们可以融入进来 I want us to fit in.
亲爱的 我们融入了 我们会的 Oh, darling, we do. We shall.
我们会把他们的袜子都惊艳掉 And we're gonna knock their socks off,
特别是等你穿上这个 especially with you wearing this.
这正好是从你的服装上抠出来的那一块呢 Oh, that's actually the rest of your costume.
要是我还想赶上 Well, I better get going
筹备委员会会议 就得赶紧出发了 if I'm gonna make the planning committee meeting.
我其实也要忙这事 That's me off as well, actually.
社区联防会要在公共图书馆 There's a gathering of the neighborhood watch
集合开会 at the public library.
在经过昨天刺激的一晚以后 And after last night's excitement,
我要确保这个小镇的绝对安全 I want to make sure this town's security is up to snuff.
真是一个好主意 That's a swell idea.
告诉那些树杈子 谁才是老大 You tell those tree branches who's boss.
瞧瞧我们啊 Would you look at us?
旺达和幻视 融入西景的居民 Wanda and Vision, Westview fitter-inners.
谢幕时见 I'll see you at curtain call.
瞧啊 是我们的大主演 Look, it's the star o' the show.
艾格妮丝 Agnes.
不好意思 你刚刚说什么 I'm sorry. What did you say?
我给你送我的宠物兔 给你们的魔术表演的 Oh, I brought my pet rabbit. For your magic act.
对了 谢谢你 艾格妮丝 Yes, of course! Thank you, Agnes.
我们会照顾好它的 We will take good care of him.
挠挠先生最喜欢舞台了 Senor Scratchy just loves the stage.
它在去年的圣诞盛典上扮演了婴儿耶稣呢 He played baby Jesus in last year's Christmas pageant.
早上好 丹尼斯 Oh, morning, Dennis.
早上好 艾格尼丝 Morning, Agnes.
举起来 Stick 'em up.
别开枪 我只是一个送信的 Don't shoot. I'm just a messenger.
-走吧 -好的 - Shall we? - Oh, we shall.
你准备好见见 So, are you ready to meet
屁股皇后和她的那群快乐的主妇了吗 Queen Cul de Sac and her Merry Homemakers?
艾格尼丝 多蒂不会像你说的那么坏的 Agnes, Dottie can't be as bad as you say.
你嗅一嗅她的玫瑰 就会被判死刑了 Hmm, well, you'll notice her roses bloom under penalty of death.
旺达 我能给你一点友好的建议吗 Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice?
是关于我的穿着吗 Is it about the way how I'm dressed?
那也需要 不过已经太晚了 Yes, but it's too late for that.
多蒂是这个镇子上一切的关键 Dottie is the key to everything in this town.
乡村俱乐部会员资格 派对 入学申请... Country club memberships, parties, school admissions...
还是别说得太早了 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
你和多蒂处好关系 You get in with Dottie and
你在这里就能如鱼得水 it'll be smooth sailing from here on out.
凡事小心 你绝对没问题的 Just mind your P's and Q's and you're gonna do just fine.
或者也许我能或多或少地做我自己 Or maybe I could just be myself? More or less?
旺达 那也很好 Oh, Wanda, that's good.
大家快一点 Everybody, hurry up please.
你好 多蒂 你的玫瑰真是太棒了 Hiya, Dottie! Your roses are divine.
谢谢你 Well, thank you.
扶轮社在我们说话这会儿正在完成舞台布置 The Rotary Club is finishing the stage set-up as we speak.
他们给凉亭重新刷了一层漆 They've given the gazebo a fresh coat of paint
马上就要去镇广场上 and will be installing the final decorations
布置最后的装饰 all through the town square.
如果你发现里面有古董脚灯 And if you recognize the antique footlights,
那是因为这是我店里出的 it's because they're from my store.
椅子呢 And the chairs?
很抱歉 多蒂 我没有问椅子[主持]的事 I'm sorry, Dottie. I didn't ask about the chairs.
那你以后也不要问我 So you better not ask me
能不能主持任何一个委员会了呢 if you can chair any committees in the future.
恶魔往往藏在细节中 贝芙 The devil's in the details, Bev.
不仅仅只在细节中 That's not the only place he is.
大家都知道才艺秀 As you all know, the talent show
是西景小学唯一的募捐会 is the sole fundraiser for Westview Elementary.
这也许能让你好过点 This might help.
在我成立这个小团体的八年来 In the eight years since I founded our little club,
这个盛会举办得越来越大 越来越好 this event has gotten bigger and better every season.
这些裤子可真漂亮 Say, those pants are peachy keen.
你真的这么觉得吗 Do you really think so?
其他女士都穿了裙子 我还担心呢 The other ladies are in skirts. I was worried.
距离表演开始只有几个小时了 We only have a few hours until show time,
所以少点闲聊 多点关注 so a little less cross chatter and a little more focus.
好吧 Okay.
那些小男孩和小女孩都指望着我们呢 Those little boys and girls are counting on us.
一切都是为了孩子们 All of this is for the children.
为了孩子们 "For the children."
所以 我希望大家都要热烈鼓掌... So, I want you all to give yourselves a big hand...
当然了 是在恰当的时机 ...at the appropriate time, of course.
但首先 我们来回顾一下活动礼仪 But first let's review event etiquette.
着装要求是高档花园派对... Dress code is upscale garden party...
我不鼓掌的唯一原因是我吓得不敢动了 The only reason I didn't clap is because I'm afraid to move.
是啊 Yeah.
我其实不知道自己来这儿干什么 I actually don't know what I'm doing here.
我也有这种感觉了 我叫旺达 I'm starting to feel that way myself. I'm Wanda.
我是杰拉丁 I'm, uh... Geraldine.
我是很生气 And I'm irritated.
今晚的票卖得一张都不剩了 Tickets for tonight are completely sold out.
大家可以鼓掌了 Now, you can clap.
停 And stop.
讲真 清醒的人怎么忍得了她这一套 Really, how is anybody doing this sober?
公共图书馆
-绿的吧 -嗯 - Let's say green. - Yeah.
另一边可能是尘土 I mean, the other side could be dirt.
打扰了 请问这是社区联防会吗 Pardon me. Is this the neighborhood watch meeting?
你好 幻视 Oh, hiya, Vision.
没想到你会来参加 Didn't expect to see you here.
其实我们在聊"仅限内部成员"那种话题 This is sort of a "members only" type deal.
是啊 对 Certainly. Right. Well...
我就安安静静默不作声地待着 I'll just stay here and be as quiet as a church mouse
等你们说到新的话题 till you open up the floor for new business.
其实我们正好要说到新话题 Well, in truth, we were just getting to new business.
那太好了 Oh, splendid!
能告诉我你们巡逻多久换一次岗吗 Could you tell me how often you rotate security patrols?
你们直接跟本地的执法部门对接吗 Do you interface directly with local law enforcement?
你们对于入室盗窃 What are your protocols regarding threats
涂鸦和危险驾驶等威胁的规程是什么 such as burglary, graffiti, and reckless driving?
-不 幻视 -我知道这些事情十分重要 - No, Vision. - I know these are indeed grave matters.
"新话题"其实是再吃一轮酥皮点心的意思 "New business" actually means another round of Danish.
你要树莓馅的还是奶酪馅的 Raspberry or cheese-filled?
谢谢 不必了 我不吃食物 Oh, neither for me, thank you. I don't eat food.
我是说 What I mean to say is that
我两顿饭之间不吃食物 三餐还是吃的 I don't eat food in between meals but at mealtimes.
按时吃饭有如机器 I'm a regular eating machine.
朋友们 幻视说得有道理 Hey, fellas. Vision here has got a point.
听我说 我有绝密情报要告诉你们 Now, listen up. I got some top secret intelligence for you.
太好了 Oh, excellent.
你们知道约翰逊一直在吹嘘 Now, you know how Johnson's been braggin' about
他亲手为孩子们建的树屋吗 that treehouse he built for his kids?
知道 Yeah.
其实是预置的 It's a prefab job.
那个傻瓜连挥锤子都不会 That blockhead can't even swing a hammer.
我给你们讲个更好的 I can do you one better.
你们知道亚瑟常常擦拭的那些保龄球奖杯吗 You know those bowling trophies Arthur's always polishing?
那些都是他从哈肯萨克的庭院跳蚤市场买的 He bought 'em all at a yard sale in Hackensack.
我就知道 我从来没在保龄球场见过他 I knew it. I've never once seen him down at the lanes.
我也有绝密八卦要分享 I too have some top secret gossip to share.
诺曼是个共产党人 Norm here's a Communist.
幻视 你真会开玩笑 Vision, you're a real cut-up.
我总觉得你有点方头方脑的 You know, I always thought you were kind of a square.
我吗 不 我圆得很 Me? No, I'm as round as they come.
想来一条大红口香糖吗 Hey, care for a stick o' Big Red?
等一下 Well, hold on there a second.
你没听他说吗 他不吃食物的 Didn't you hear the man? He doesn't eat food.
口香糖算是食物吗 Is gum food?
我觉得这种东西纯粹是为了咀嚼 Well, my understanding is that it's purely for mastication.
我不嚼 No, I don't do that.
既然都来西景了... 干杯 Well, when in Westview... Cheers.
原来你是个这么风趣的人 Who knew you were such a funny guy?
你刚进来的时候 And to think you came here
还一心挂念着规程什么的 all hot and bothered about protocols and nonsense.
我们还以为你是认真的 We actually thought you were serious.
他真逗 好了 继续说烤肉的事 He's funny. All right, so, back to this barbeque.
所以安排座位前一定要填饱肚子 That is why you never do a seating chart on an empty stomach.
天啊 多蒂 你真是这些委员会事务的魔法师 Golly, you're a whiz at all this committee stuff, Dottie.
谢谢你今天选择我 Thank you for choosing me
帮你收拾现场 我觉得好幸运 to help you clean up today. I feel so lucky.
你的确很幸运 You are.
多蒂 我不禁在想 I can't help but wonder if you and I
我们是不是一开始没给彼此留下好印象 haven't gotten off on the wrong foot, Dottie.
如果可以 我想扭转这一点 And I would like to correct that if I can.
你要怎么做到 And how would you do that?
我听说过关于你的传闻 I've heard things about you.
你和你丈夫 You and your husband.
我不知道你听说了什么 Well, I don't know what you've been told,
但我向你保证 我对谁都没有恶意 but I assure you I don't mean anyone any harm.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
旺达 旺达 能收到吗 完毕 Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over?
-旺达 -那是谁 - Wanda? - Who is that?
旺达 Wanda?
你又是谁 Who are you?
旺达 Wanda?
旺达 Wanda.
是谁把你变成这样了 旺达 Who is doing this to you, Wanda?
旺达 旺达 旺... Wanda? Wanda? Wan...
多蒂 Dottie!
你... You... Oh!
突击测验 旺达 Pop quiz, Wanda.
家庭主妇如何洗掉白亚麻布上的血迹 How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen?
答案是 自己洗 By doing it herself.
人们说男人有这两样重要配饰 They say a man is never fully-dressed
才算盛装打扮好了 without two important accessories.
他的特别女伴 His special lady...
和他的"男爵"手表 and his Strücker.
男爵手表 瑞士制造 九头蛇公司
男爵 他会为你腾出[制造]时间 Strücker. He'll make time for you.
才艺秀 为了孩子们
幸好我不是跟在这男人后面表演 Glad I don't have to follow this guy.
什么 Huh? What?
但你会表现出色的 Oh, but you're gonna be great.
现在几点了 What time is it now?
从你上次问完 过了两分钟 Mmm, two minutes after the last time you asked.
我不知道他在哪里 I don't know where he could be.
那是他吗 Oh, is that him?
他看起来有点步履蹒跚[故障] Well, it looks like he's got a little hitch in his giddy-up.
旺达 我的小卷心菜 你看起来真美 Wanda, my little cabbage, you look smashing!
小幻 Vis.
你跑哪去了 Where have you been?
我和兄弟们玩了个 Uh, well, me and the boys were playing
很刺激的穿鞋马游戏 a rather thrilling game of horses with shoes.
不 不对 No, that's not it.
是鞋马 也不对 Shoe horses! No.
是马的鞋 Ah! Horse's shoes.
听着 多蒂身上发生了奇怪的事 Listen, something strange happened with Dottie.
在那之前也发生了奇怪的事 Well, something strange happened before that, too.
我很难解释 It's hard to explain.
我刚才在玩他的鞋子 I was just playing with his shoes.
到底怎么回事[谁上场] What is going on?
该你了 You are!
非常感谢大家前来支持 I want to thank you all for coming out
西景小学"为了孩子们"才艺秀 to support Westview Elementary, "For the children."
"为了孩子们" "For the children."
最后一个节目 And for our final act...
请欢迎 旺达和幻视 I give you, Wanda and Vision.
才艺秀 为了孩子们
喂 该你上了 牛仔 Hey! Hey! You're up, Cowboy!
什么 What?
对 该我上了 Oh! Yeah! I've to go!
下午好 西景的朋友们 Hello, Westview! Good afternoon.
非常高兴来到 It's so lovely to be...
对不起 不小心的 I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
我是美艳大师 I am Glamour
这是我可爱的助手 幻术小姐 and this is my delightful assistant, Illusion.
我才是美艳小姐 他是幻术大师 I am Glamour and he's Illusion.
她说得对 Yeah, what she said.
今天我们会骗你们 Today, we will lie to you
但你们却会相信我们的小把戏 and yet you will believe our little deceptions
因为人类对宇宙的内部运作 because human beings are easily fooled
理解有限 due to their limited
所以很容易被骗 understanding of the inner workings of the universe.
瞧好了 Flourish!
别大声说出来了 赶紧表演 亲爱的 You just do it, you don't say it out loud, honey.
现在我和我太太就等着看 And now my wife and I will delight
你们的蠢脸上的吃惊表情了 in your dumbstruck little faces.
瞧好了 Flourish!
看到了吗 他用了绳子 Ha! See there? He's using a rope.
旺达 怎么回事 不不不 旺达 拜托 Wanda, what's... Oh, no! Oh! No! Wanda, please!
亲爱的 放我下来 Darling, let me down!
我要吐了 I'm feeling pukey!
接下来是什么来着 Uh, what's next?
想起来了 是非常精彩的一个节目 Oh! Yeah, this is... This is gonna be great!
展现我的超凡实力 A staggering feat of strength.
幻术大师 Illusion...
充满神秘的幻术大师 让我试试 Illusion, Master of Enigma, allow me.
什么 What?
我们变戏法的秘密可不该让观众看见啊 You weren't supposed to see how we did that trick.
那是我祖母的钢琴 That was my grandmother's piano.
谢布特 这是我的老朋友 谢布特 Oh, Sherbert! Yeah, this is my old mate, Sherbert.
快起来 谢布特 跟大家问个好 Stand up, Sherbert. Say hello to the crowd.
我是赫布特 赫 It's Herbert, Herb.
安静点 谢布 选一张牌 随便选 Pipe down, Sherbie, and pick a card. Any card.
现在放回牌堆里 Yeah, put it back in the deck.
我没看哦 好了 看我的 I'm not looking. All right. Watch this.
这是你的牌吗 Is this your card?
不是 Uh, no.
我可不同意 I beg to differ.
真的吗 这是你的牌吗 Really? Is this your card?
幻视 Vision...
这是你的牌吗 这是你的牌吗 Is this your card? Is this your card?
这是你的牌吗 Is this your card?
这是你的牌吗 这是你的牌吗 Argh! Is this your card? Is this your card?
-不是 -这是你的牌吗 - No. No. No. No. - Is this your card?
这是你的牌吗 这是你的牌吗 Is this your card? Is this your card?
这是你的牌吗 Is this your card?
这张是 Oh, it is!
是什么 It is what?
是我的牌 It's my card.
不好意思 赫布 还给你 Well, pardon me, Herb. Have it back.
不 是你的魔术成功了 Oh, no, you did the trick right.
我的魔术当然成功了 我可是幻术大师 Well, of course I did the trick right! I'm Illusion!
瞧好了 Flourish!
现在 我的下一个魔术 And now, for my next trick...
我的老天 Oh, goodness me.
谁偷走了我的帽子 Who stole my hat?
快 抓住那只兔子 Oh! Oh, stop that rabbit!
我得从兔子里变出一顶帽子 I gotta need to pull a hat out of it.
挠挠先生有当大明星的潜质 是不是 Senor Scratchy's got real star quality, don't you think?
我们别折腾可怜的小兔子了 好吗 Maybe we leave the poor bunny out this one, shall we?
那好吧 那我就把这顶帽子 Well then, I will just have to pull this hat...
从我身体里变出来 ...out of myself.
幻视 别 Vision, no.
我要开始了 I'm doin' it.
大家肯定不知道我们怎么变的 If only you all knew our secret.
镜子能起到这个作用吗 Is that how mirrors work?
闭嘴 贝芙 Shut up, Bev.
才艺秀 为了孩子们
女士们先生们 现在是我们的压轴大戏 And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale.
我为大家带来 神柜秘 I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
是神秘柜 The Cabinet of Mysteries!
对 对 就是她说的这个 Yeah, yeah. What she said.
才艺秀 为了孩子们
现在 我要让我的妻子 I will now make my wife...
消失不见 ...disappear.
你确定你不需要观众志愿者吗 Are you sure you don't want
比如我丈夫拉夫 an audience volunteer named "My husband Ralph?"
不要 阿布拉卡达布拉 No. Abracadabra!
-亲爱的 -怎么了 - Uh, sweetheart? - Yeah?
我在这呢 Hi.
柜子里有什么 What's in the box?
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?
对啊 柜子里有什么 Yeah, what's in the box?
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box?
太棒了 Oh, yes!
瞧好了 Flourish.
我们走吧 Let's get outta here.
对不起 对不起 我很抱歉 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
-我太蠢了 -小幻 没关系 - I'm so stupid. - Vis? Vis, it's all right.
没事 没关系 It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
但是你到底怎么了 But what is going on with you?
我不知道 我今天一直感觉很奇怪 I have no idea. I've been feeling weirdy all day.
好 好的 没事 Okay. Okay. Okay.
你看看啊 Would you look at that?
把我的零件都黏住了 对吧 That really gummed up my works, didn't it?
没有这个我就没那么好玩了吧 I'm not as funny without it, am I?
你恢复正常了 这是我唯一在意的事 Well, you're back to yourself and that's all I care about.
现在 让我们赶在多蒂和规划委员会 Now, let's get out of here before Dottie
指责我们破坏了整场表演之前离开 and the planning committee string us up for ruining the show.
才艺秀 为了孩子们
你们两个 站住 You two, stop right there.
我们的才艺秀上从来没有出现过 Nothing like what you two just did up here
像你们俩刚才那样的表演 has ever happened in the history of our talent show.
多蒂 我们非常 Dottie, we are so...
太搞笑了 Hilarious.
这是我们看过的最搞笑的表演了 That was the most hilarious act we've ever seen.
你们说是不是 Wouldn't you all agree?
是 Yeah.
就是这样 Oh, yes.
你们两个上台来 上来 You two, come on up. Come on.
才艺秀 为了孩子们
我代表规划委员会 On behalf of the planning committee,
向你们颁发首届 I would like to award you
年度最佳喜剧表演奖 with the inaugural Comedy Performance of the Year.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我想问一下 I have to ask.
上一秒我还在后台 下一秒 One second, I'm backstage and in the next,
我就出现在一个小暗室里 I'm in a dark cubby hole.
你是怎么做到的 How'd you do it?
一位魔术师从来不会泄露魔术的秘密 Oh, a magician never reveals his secrets.
他都交给助手来解答 He leaves that to his assistant.
助手也不会说的 And she's not talking.
我就知道你会这么说 I had a feeling you'd say that.
"为了孩子们" "For the children!"
你真是太棒了 美艳助手 You were tremendous, Glamour.
你也是 幻术大师 As were you, Illusion.
我都不知道我之前在担心些什么 I don't know what I was so worried about.
搞好邻里关系也不是这么难呀 It wasn't so hard to fit in after all.
我们只需要做自己就好了 And all we had to do was be ourselves.
但是需要做一点点的改变 Well, with a few modifications.
-都是为了孩子们 -为了孩子们 - And it was all for the children. - For the children.
我想孩子们需要来一点爆米花 Well, I think the children might need some popcorn.
旺达 Wanda.
怎么了 Hmm, what?
幻视 这一切是真的吗 Vision... Is this really happening?
是真的 亲爱的 Yes, my love.
这一切都是真的 It's really happening.
如果还是那棵该死的树 If it's that damn tree again,
我一定把它连根拔了 I am going to rip it out by the roots!
我什么都没看到 I don't see anything.
怎么了 What is that?
旺达 Wanda.
不 No.
幻视 这一切是真的吗 Vision... Is this really happening?
是真的 亲爱的 Yes, my love.
这一切都是真的 It's really happening.
幻视 Vision...
旺达 是谁把你变成这样了 旺达 Wanda? Who's doing this to you, Wanda?
旺达 Wanda?
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