“神经”… Jinx Chen!
陈…陈惊 It's Jing Chen!
注意发音 Watch your pronunciation.
神经同学 我吹的可是《百鸟朝凤》 Jinx Chen, I'm playing "The Song of the Phoenix."
拜托你配合得可不可以有朝气一点？ Can you please cooperate and liven up a little?
朋友 丧葬气氛已经这么浓了 Dude, it sounds like a funeral march.
你让我怎么有朝气啊？ How can I liven it up?
打…打架了 There's a fight!
西洋乐民乐大混战 It's folk music versus classical music!
快去帮忙 Let's go help!
看我今天就打死他 He won't get out of here alive!
怎么回事儿啊？ What's going on?
那小孩儿拉大提琴的 上个礼拜没事儿找事儿来着 That kid, the cellist, stirred up trouble last week.
学民乐的朋友们 今天偶遇你们的师哥哟 Power Cellist: Folk music kids, I chanced upon your future today.
#FolkMusic #StreetMusicianOnBridge
I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL POKE, KID
说 Say it!
民族的才是世界的… Folk music rules!
回去吧 Let's go back.
接着《百鸟朝凤》去 Come on, back to "Song of the Phoenix".
MUSIC IS THE GREATEST
神经 口水擦一擦吧 Hey, Jinx Chen, wipe your drool already.
都拔丝儿了 You have drool on your face.
还让不让人练琴了？ I'm trying to practice here!
削死你们信不信？ Don't make me hurt you!
RULES FOR STUDENTS: DEPARTMENTS MUST PRACTICE IN THEIR OWN AREAS
NO FIGHTING NO MIXING OF PRACTICE ROOMS
NO EATING AND DRINKING PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES OF PRACTICE HALL
FROM THE OFFICE OF ACADEMIC AFFAIRS
神经 你对王文师哥的 这种感情是执念 Jinx, your crush on Wen Wang is becoming an obsession.
试着放下吧 You should try to put it out of your mind.
放下？放哪儿去啊？ How? Where should I put it?
存银行里？当利息？ In a bank? Can it accumulate interest?
咱们入学的这么多年里 In all of our years at the school,
有过西洋乐和民乐的恋爱绯闻吗？ have you heard of any dating rumors between classical and folk music people?
一个都没有 None whatsoever!
因为西洋乐的嫌咱们土 咱们民乐的嫌他们装 Classical kids think we're bumpkins. We think they're snobs.
我们和他们是罗密欧与朱丽叶 The two departments are like Romeo and Juliet's families.
势不两立 We're sworn enemies.
区区一个铁栅栏 就能阻挡我的爱情？ Do you think a simple metal gate can stop my love?
而且凭什么一起打的架？ Plus, both sides were in the fight.
大家都贡献了血汗 We're all guilty for violating the rules,
最后只有我们被隔离起来 but we're the only ones who got segregated.
这是种族歧视啊？ What is this? Discrimination?
老师 我来帮陈惊搬水 她一个人扛不动 I'm helping Jing Chen with the water. She can't carry it by herself.
怎么一股肉味儿啊？ Why does it smell like meat in here?
他身上就这味儿 估计是拿炸猪皮的油洗过澡 That's what he smells like. He must've bathed himself in lard.
琴房里不许吃东西 No eating in the practice room.
好 Okay.
就知道查我们民乐的琴房 They always check up on the folk music practice rooms,
老觉得咱们不干正经事儿 as if we're always up to no good.
西洋乐的琴房 他从来都不查 They never check up on the classical music's practice rooms.
你这么缺心少肺的 You're so heartless and conscienceless,
体重应该很轻吧？ you must weigh next to nothing?
不要把窗户堵… Don't block the windows!
要不你也来点儿？ Would you like some?
高三小提琴专业的孙晓同学 Xiao Sun, the violinist in junior class,
已经通过了 美国柯蒂斯音乐学院的面试 has been accepted by the Curtis Institute of Music in the U.S.
大家为他鼓掌 Let's give him a round of applause.
孙晓同学在音乐的道路上 创造着自己的辉煌前程 Xiao Sun has paved a bright future for his music career.
但是有些同学却昏昏噩噩度日 Meanwhile, some students are wasting their days away.
下面 我点名批评两名同学 Right now, I must bring two students to your attention.
高二扬琴专业的陈惊同学 Jing Chen, sophomore yangqin player,
和高二民族打击乐专业的李由同学 and You Li, sophomore folk percussionist.
这两位同学 在本该用来刻苦练习的琴房里 These two students desecrated the sacred practice room,
利用饮水机涮火锅 by using the water cooler as a hotpot.
不光乱用了学校的财产 无视学校纪律 They abused school property, in open defiance of school policies.
饮水机涮火锅？ The water cooler as a hotpot?
我一会儿朋友圈发攻略 I'll post a tutorial in our group chat later.
真棒啊 Nice.
民乐的同学 Hello, folk music kids!
这周我们交响乐队 在中山音乐厅有演出 Our orchestra is performing at Zhongshan Hall this week.
负责弹奏钢琴的王文师哥 需要一个翻谱员 Our senior pianist, Wen Wang, needs a page-turner.
我们都没有时间 None of us can do it for him.
你们民乐的要不要来帮忙？ Can anyone from folk music lend a hand?
中午管盒饭啊 Lunch is provided.
管盒饭了不起？ So, what?
搬砖一上午还好几十呢 We can earn more by moving bricks for half a day.
凭什么觉得我们民乐的会去啊？ What makes you think us folk music kids would do it?
我去 哪天？几点？穿什么？ I'll go! What's the date? Time? Attire?
-对不起… -看着点啊 -Sorry. -Watch where you're going!
对不起… So sorry.
她一个民乐的跟来做什么？ What's a folk music kid doing here?
翻谱子 She's a page-turner.
一会儿我得好好调弦 I need to tune properly.
她不张嘴 我都怕被她带跑调了 Even if she doesn't open her mouth, she might make me go out of tune.
我能坐这儿吗？ May I sit here?
我琴可贵 My violin is worth a fortune.
它贵我贵啊？ Is it worth more than me?
它贵 It is.
ZHONGSHAN MUSIC HALL
现在为您献上 《普罗科菲耶夫第二钢琴协奏曲》 And now, "Prokofiev's Piano Concerto No. 2,"
钢琴演奏 王文 with Wen Wang on the piano.
翻谱子 Turn the page.
师哥再见 See you later, Wen Wang.
王文师哥 Wen Wang!
喂 Hey!
干嘛？ What are you doing?
我喜欢你 I like you.
你叫什么来着？ What's your name?
我叫陈惊 2011届的 是你师妹 My name is Jing Chen. I'm a sophomore.
我师妹？ You're a year below me?
-你学什么的？ -我学扬琴的 -What do you study? -Yangqin.
扬琴也算是乐器？ That's an instrument?
什么？ Huh?
扬琴当然是 Of course, it is.
我明年就出国了 I'm going abroad next year.
国外的学校还得看我的操行分 My behavior here affects my standing with the school abroad.
我跟你无怨无仇的 你可别搞我 We've never crossed paths before. Please just leave me alone.
师哥 Wen Wang!
车快开了 快走吧 The bus is leaving. Let's go.
师哥 你今天第二乐章 有情绪调整啊？ Your emotional interpretation sounded different on the second movement today.
你听出来了？ You noticed?
翻谱子的 Hey, page-turner!
怎么还不走啊？车快开了 Why are you still here? The bus is leaving.
扬琴 What's a yangqin?
扬琴是中国传统击弦的乐器 It's a traditional Chinese string instrument,
明朝从波斯传入中国 introduced to China from Persia, during the Ming Dynasty.
与钢琴同宗 It shares the same roots as the piano.
同宗啊 Same roots!
我们其实是同门师兄妹啊 Theoretically, we play the same kind of instruments.
你都唠叨一下午了 You've been grumbling all afternoon.
我还得练琴呢 I have to practice.
给我根烟 Give me a smoke.
我感情受挫 我要学坏 I've suffered a romantic setback. I want to be bad.
一个学音乐的人连扬琴都不知道 He's a musician, but he doesn't know what a yangqin is?
还嘲笑我？说我土？ What gives him the right to mock me and say I'm a bumpkin?
太不公平了 It's so unfair.
油渣 有没有励志歌？给我放两首 Greaves, got any inspirational songs? Play me something.
要哪种？ What kind?
要那种能让我站起来的 The kind that will help me get back on my feet,
忘掉过去 忘掉耻辱 forget the past, and forget the shame.
带着伤痕重新做人 I want to take my scars with me and start anew.
油渣 Greaves...
我明白了 I understand now.
让开 Out of my way.
我要上舞台 I'll get on stage.
我要让师哥记住到底什么叫扬琴 I'll make sure Wen Wang remembers what a yangqin is!
你要加入校民乐队？ You want to join the school's folk music ensemble?
这周的系会你没来吗？ Didn't you attend the department meeting this week?
那就是人来了 耳朵在家保养呢 So you were there physically, but your ears were resting at home.
校民乐队已经解散了 The ensemble's been disbanded.
还加入乐队干嘛？ Why would you want to join?
不过就算不解散 Even if it wasn't disbanded,
咱们民乐团的质量 也太对不起老祖宗了 the quality of our ensemble is embarrassing.
别说上音乐厅了 Forget the concert hall,
广场舞都不能找他们伴奏 it's not even good enough for public square dancers.
要不我们组个乐队？ Why don't we start an ensemble?
哄骗几个师弟师妹进来 We'll con some younger kids into joining.
WE WANT YOU! YOU! YOU!
还有一年高考 College entrance exams are a year away.
现在再不补 总分够上哪个大学啊？ If I don't bust my butt studying now, how will I get into a proper university?
这是我这个月打工的表演日程 This is my performing schedule this month.
不是我自夸 真的比十八线小明星还忙 I'm not trying to show off, but I'm busier than a C-list celebrity.
你少挣点儿吧 我们正青春啊 朋友 Don't spend so much time making money. We're in the prime of our youth.
现在就考虑未来 If we get caught up planning for the future,
就没法儿活在当下了 相信我 how can we live in the present? Trust me.
陈惊 你可是咱们系出了名儿的 傻吃愣造选手啊 Jing Chen, you're known for your foolish and reckless blunders.
你说的话 我连标点符号都不敢相信 When you speak, I can't even trust your punctuation.
我还没说你学的那玩意搞笑呢 Hey! I didn't even make fun of your so-called instrument!
你… How dare you!
我想扬帆出海征战 I want to set sail into a new world,
可是却没有伙伴 but I've got no crew.
你还有我啊 You have me.
一个打大唐鼓的 一个弹扬琴的 A Tang drum percussionist and a yangqin player.
这样的你和我算什么组合？ What kind of a band is that?
没有灵魂啊 There's no soul.
其实还有最后一招 There's one last resort.
说 Speak.
没有在补习文化课 也不打工 These kids don't study or have part-time jobs.
你难道忘了那个宿舍吗？ Have you forgotten about that dormitory?
502宿舍 Dorm 502.
全是学民乐的啊 They're all folk music students.
她们是学民乐的 They may be folk music students,
可是我觉得她们不是人类啊 but I don't think they're even human.
只能送你到这里了 朋友 This is as far as I can accompany you, my friend.
虽然说她们是我师妹 可是我… They may be freshmen, but--
别太害怕 她们就是比较迷 Don't be afraid, they're just obsessed with
二次元而已啦 the second dimension, that's all.
什么是二次元啊？ What does that mean?
二次元专业点说 就是ACG They love everything ACG.
动画 漫画 游戏 Animation, comics, and games.
她们只迷这些东西 对其他的都不感兴趣 That's all they're into. Nothing else.
你怎么这么了解？ How do you know all that?
知识学杂了 I'm a learned man.
HUMANS STAY AWAY
我从左边抄过去 -I'll take them from the left. -Ha!
我断后 Get them off from the back.
可以 开始了… OK. here we go...
那个… Excuse me.
I DON'T KNOW YOU
DON'T SPEAK TO ME
她叫樱仔 她讨厌说话 That's Sakura. She doesn't like to talk.
你们不讨厌说话吧？ You don't hate talking, do you?
说话可以减肥 Talking can help you lose weight.
坐着说话一小时 可以消耗33.5卡路里的说 I hear you can burn 33.5 calories by talking for an hour.
我叫陈惊 比你们大一届 学扬琴的 I'm Jing Chen. I'm a sophomore, and I play the yangqin.
你们叫… What are your names?
我是贝贝酱 I'm Beibei-chan.
我是塔塔酱 I'm Tata-chan.
我只吃过草莓酱和花生酱 I've only ever had strawberry and peanut butter jam.
找我们干嘛？ What do you want with us?
你们想不想参加… Do you want to join--
你… You!
是想从门儿出去 还是想从窗出去？ Do you want to exit through the door or the window?
SHUT THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT
总之 她们如果拒绝你 最后的办法就是两个字 If they reject you, your last resort is these two words.
手办 Garage kit.
接着说 Keep talking.
如果你们愿意加入 If you're willing to join,
我给你们每个人买一个 你们想要的原版手办 I'll buy each of you an original garage kit figure of your choosing.
再加一年的网费 And I'll throw in a year of Internet fees.
接着说 Keep talking.
这还不够啊？ Isn't that enough?
每周一个手办？ A garage kit figure per week?
欢迎你 我的伙伴 Welcome, my friend.
大家先把手机放一放 Put your phones down for a moment.
我们来一场人类与人类的交流 Let's communicate like human beings.
这人干嘛的？ Who's this guy?
我叫李由 负责打击乐的 I'm You Li. I'm the percussionist.
我秘书 My secretary.
我们先来想个乐队的名字 怎么样？ Why don't we come up with a name for our band?
我昨天熬夜想了两个 It took me all night last night to come up with two names.
第一 Number one,
魔音天团 The Magical Cacophony.
有没有直穿人心的效果？ Doesn't it have a powerful punch?
没事儿 No problem.
民乐女神… Goddesses of Folk Music...
大乐队 Big band.
怎么样？中西结合 How's that? It's East meets West.
老少通杀 Good for all ages.
那我怎么办？ What about me?
您有什么指示？ Do you have any suggestion?
-2.5次元 -什么玩意儿？ -2.5 Dimension. -What does that mean?
我们几个人是来自2次元的精英 We're elites from the second dimension.
你跟这个哥们是代表3次元的 You and that guy represent the third dimension.
-普通人类 -所以我们的结合 -As in, you're regular human beings. -So together...
就是2.5次元 We're 2.5 Dimension.
那为什么不叫阴阳交界呢？ Why don't we just call it Close Encounters with the Ghostly Kind?
别走… Don't leave.
和谐社会 什么都有得谈嘛 It's a peaceful society! We can talk things out!
2.5次元 2.5 Dimension.
挺好的… Not bad.
总之… Anyway,
这周手办的购买连结已经发给你了啊 I've already sent you the link to the garage kit figure for this week.
没问题 No problem.
不过你昨天熬夜想了一晚名字 You spent all night coming up with band names,
就没匀出点儿功夫 想想咱们该在哪儿排练？ and you didn't take any time to figure out where we can practice?
老师…我求求你了 Sir, I beg of you!
你看我多真诚 See how sincere I am?
跟我说什么都没用 到系里去开条 It's useless to beg me. Get a note from the department staff.
有借条 就有排练厅 If you have a note, then you get a practice hall.
我们真的需要排练厅 We really need a practice hall.
你又没有演出任务 要它干什么？ You don't have a show lined up. Why do you need it?
-我们想组个乐队啊 -组乐队打工去啊？ -We want to form an ensemble. -To make money?
-不是 -好了 -No. -Forget it.
你该复习复习 该补课补课 You need to study and make up for classes.
准备全面冲刺高考吧 Get prepared for the college entrance exams.
别再耽误时间了 Stop wasting your time.
老师 我们没在耽误时间 Sir, we're not wasting our time.
我们在创造未来啊 We're creating a future for ourselves.
往好的方面想啊 Think of it on the bright side.
我觉得在大自然里练歌 比较容易达到天人合一的效果 I think practicing outdoors will help us become one with the world.
那我们想一下主打歌吧 Then let's think about our first single.
谁让你们占这地儿？ Who said you can use this place?
这是我们的地盘 This is our turf.
你们跟谁打招呼了？ Did you ask for permission?
这地儿也得开条啊？ We have to get a note for this place, too?
PRACTICE HALL
我再努力 I'll give it another shot.
怎么样？ How did it go?
每天晚上 西洋乐9点排练完以后 Classical music finishes their practice at 9:00 p.m. each night.
大爷愿意给咱们一个小时时间 偷偷排练 The guard will secretly let us use the practice hall for an hour.
反正那时候系里的老师也不在了 The teachers won't be around at that time anyway.
可以 小伙子 怎么做到的？ Good work, kid! How'd you do it?
就是真诚沟通了一下 I simply talked to him sincerely, man-to-man,
不…不过大爷有个要求 but the guard has one demand.
回头我再跟你汇报 I'll tell you about it later.
那个… Hey.
你答应502宿舍每周一个手办？ You promised Dorm 502 one garage kit figure per week?
你是富二代啊？ -Yeah. -Are you a rich heiress?
我知道我的气质 一直让你有这方面的困惑 可我不是 I know my elegance implies I am, but I'm not.
你知道一个手办多贵吗？ Do you know how much a garage kit figure costs?
能有多贵啊？不就一个娃娃嘛 How expensive can it be? It's just a doll.
我经常在庙会上一抓一大把 那个也行吧？ I can just buy a bunch at the temple fair, right?
不是把购买连结发你了吗？ Didn't they send you the link?
劳驾您睁开双眼 看一看 Please open your eyes and take a good look.
RMB 765
现在后悔 还来得及 It's not too late to change your mind.
她们把我的学生证收走了 They took my student ID.
说要是我食言的话 就贴失物招领的海报 They said if I renege on my promise, they'll post lost and found fliers,
说在男厕所找到了我的学生证 that will say my student ID was found in the men's room.
如果我没猜错的话 My guess is,
这应该就是你后半生的主食了 this is all you can afford to eat for the rest of your life.
阴森森的呢 This place is eerie.
好可怕 It's scary.
各位朋友们 我们只有宝贵的一小时时间 My friends, we only have one precious hour.
所以话不多说 躁起来吧 So let's skip the formalities and rock on.
那咱们就选曲子吧 我有一个建议 Should we choose a song then? I have a suggestion.
扬琴有首名曲叫《将军令》 There's a famous yangqin piece called "The General's Order."
特别帅 我特别想让咱们乐队演 It's splendid. I want to have our band play it.
没弹过 不会 I don't know it. I've never played it.
不会可以学啊 You can learn.
我学一首新曲子至少两个礼拜 Learning a new piece takes me at least two weeks.
我等不起 I can't wait that long.
民乐合奏的曲子没几首 There are only a few ensemble pieces for folk music.
现代的更少了 没人愿意写民乐曲 There are even fewer contemporary songs. No one's writing them anymore.
《春节序曲》怎么样？ What about "The Spring Festival Overture"?
太俗了吧？ That's too old-school.
大家都会 立刻就能来 Everyone knows it. We can get into it right away.
比较便宜 It's cheaper for you.
各位艺术家 My dear musicians,
事先说好的 it's time to live up to your promise.
一个小时 你们练40分钟 You get to practice for 40 minutes.
留20分钟给我伴奏 陪我唱唱歌 For the remaining 20 minutes, you play the music while I sing.
那… Now...
我就不推辞了 I'll get started.
“我们几个不是在演奏 "We're not performing music here.
是在音乐里急行兵 We're marching soldiers of music.
斩长鲸 乘胜讨蛮荆” We cut down giant whales and fight bravely against savages."
怎么会有人在日记本里 写这种东西啊？ Who writes this kind of stuff in their diary?
就是 你们的确不是在演奏 It's true. You're certainly not performing music.
你们是在伴唱啊 You're just accompaniment players.
还有… Let's see, what else?
-还有呢？ -“4月2日 小雨 -There's more? -"April 2, rainy.
却自不禁春恼 偎人低度歌声” Spring inevitably invokes woe in me. I sing softly with a lover by my side."
可以说是非常恶心 It's really disgusting.
什么这么好玩？加我一个吧？ What are you doing that's so fun? Can I play?
你想干嘛？ What do you want?
我想… I want...
讲讲道理 to talk reason.
你… Hey!
大家都是年轻人 都有想要珍惜的东西 We are all teenagers. We all have things that we cherish.
这事儿好笑吗？ What's so funny about it?
只不过她写进了日记里 She writes what she cares about in her diary,
你们装进琴箱里 while you put it in the instrument case.
既然你们可以不打招呼 就拿出来笑话 If you can take someone else's stuff without permission and make fun of it,
那我也把你们珍惜的 then I can take what you cherish
把玩一下了？ and have fun with it?
跟她道歉 Apologize to her!
以暴制暴是不对的 Violence cannot stop violence.
但是… However...
我今天就好好教教你们 I need to teach you girls a lesson,
什么是礼尚… to treat others the way you would like to be treated.
对不起 Sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
樱仔 Sakura!
你没事儿吧？ Are you okay?
她就是因为这些人 而变成这样的？ She doesn't talk because of them?
你们艺术家太斯文了 You artists are too nice.
以后这种前线杀敌的工作 From now on, you can send me to the frontlines
请组织交给我 to kill our enemies.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY ME A GARAGE KIT
这个戒指是谁的？ Whose ring is this?
千指大人 你是千指大人啊？ Lord of a Thousand Fingers! You're Lord of a Thousand Fingers!
我也献上我的膝盖 I kneel for you, too!
千指大人 我崇拜你好久了啊 I've been a fan for the longest time, Lord of a Thousand Fingers.
没想到就是你啊 I can't believe it's you.
你的每个视频我都有留言 I leave comments on all of your videos.
留了什么言？ What did you write?
说啊 Say it.
平胸差评 I was mainly trolling.
你们不跪吗？ Aren't you guys going to kneel?
-我们早就知道啊 -有时候还会帮她伴奏呢 -We've known all along. -We sometimes play accompaniment for her.
我也要加入 I want to join, too!
就刚刚那首曲子 咱们改成合奏曲 一起弹 That song you just played, we can make it an ensemble piece for the band.
你知道刚才那首曲子叫什么名字吗？ Do you know the name of that song?
这是一首古风曲 It's an ancient style piece.
你知道古风是什么吗？ Have you heard of ancient style music?
你期中考试历史多少分？ What did you get on your history midterm exam?
66分 I got 66 out of 100.
不仅及格 而且特别吉利 Not only is it a passing grade, it's also a lucky number.
你根本不知道我们到底在干什么 You don't know a thing about our music.
不就是弹琴嘛 It's just a song.
我专业没那么差 手速跟得上你 I'm not that bad. My hands can move as fast as yours.
小霾为了弹好这些古风曲 In order to play ancient style music well,
《中国通史》读了好几遍 Xiao-mai has read Chinese history multiple times.
她的历史成绩超厉害的 She's a history buff.
普高学生都比不上 Elite school students have nothing on her!
我和贝贝也一直很努力地在学习古文 Beibei and I have been studying ancient Chinese texts.
希望有一天可以给小霾的曲 填上最厉害的词 Our hope is to write the most amazing lyrics for Xiao-mai.
樱仔也一直在研究民族乐器的起源 Sakura has been studying the history of Chinese folk music instruments,
从夏商周到近代 from Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties up to now.
几乎没有她不知道的乐器演变 She knows the evolution of every instrument.
我们喜欢民乐 喜欢二次元 We love folk music. We love the second dimension.
喜欢古风歌曲 We love ancient style music.
这些都是我在乎的东西 Those are the things I care about.
你什么都不懂 我不会让你加入的 You don't know a thing about us. There's no way I'd let you join us.
千指大人 我懂 我懂啊 Lord of Thousand Fingers, I understand!
我一直活在二次元世界里 I've been living in the second dimension, too.
我就是不好意思承认 我历史成绩90多呢 I was simply too embarrassed to admit it. I have an A in history class.
《三国演义》我读了四遍 I've read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" four times.
刚才那首歌是《权御天下》 That song was called "World Domination."
歌词分春秋版 三国版 There's a Spring and Autumn Period version and a Three Kingdoms version.
最近还出了盗墓版 我都知道啊 I even know there's a new version about tomb raiding.
我是历史宅啊 I'm a history geek.
IGNORANT HUMANS OF THE THIRD DIMENSION
LONG LIVE THE SECOND DIMENSION
那现在我可以加入了吗？ May I join you now?
你这个叛徒 You traitor!
你… You're...
太丑了 too ugly.
你自己难道不清楚吗？ Didn't you know?
-在二次元的世界里 -只有颜值才是正义啊 -In the second dimension-- -Looks are everything.
（对决）
ROAR
后来他们闯入兵甲城了吗？ Do they make it into the fortress?
DEATH UPON THOSE WHO GIVE SPOILERS
晚南山花儿开 篱笆青苔 Flowers blossom on Mount Nan Moss grow on the fences
年年漫山春花开 Flowers blossom Covering the mountain every spring
离离原上草 柳絮飞扬 Grass overrun faraway plains Willow catkins dance in the wind
年年陌上生寸草 Grass grows in the field every year
我终于等到春来了 The spring I've been waiting for Arrives at last
春来了 草儿绿 Spring has come, the grass is green
我终于等到花开了 The blooms I've been waiting for Arrive at last
花开了 花儿红 Blooms have arrived, flowers are red
如花美眷 Beautiful bride akin to flowers
似水流年 Years flow by like water
古风歌曲《陌上寸草》 Ancient style song "Grass in the Field,"
改编自牡丹亭的《游园惊梦》 adapted from "Interrupted Dream," a song from Kun opera, "Peony Pavilion."
没错吧？一点没错吧？ Not bad, right? I didn't make a single error, right?
这我都能跟上 I know all the references.
能不能给我发张会员卡？ May I have my membership card now?
你跑调了 You're out of tune.
似水流年 Years flow by like water
抱一抱那个抱一抱 抱着那个月亮她笑弯了腰 An embrace, embracing the moon As she bends into a smile
抱一抱那个抱一抱 抱着那个妹妹呀上花轿 An embrace, embracing the girl Onto the bridal palanquin
太过瘾了 Oh, man! That really tickled the spot!
就喜欢唱歌 I love to sing,
年轻的时候没得机会 but I never got the chance when I was young.
谢谢各位艺术家 谢谢了 Thank you, musicians. Thank you.
瞧您说的 您开心就好 Don't be so formal with us. We're glad you're pleased.
难忘今宵 What an unforgettable night!
真是难忘今宵啊 Truly unforgettable.
那个… So...
下周有个漫展邀请我去表演 there's an ACG convention next week. They've invited me to perform.
好棒 我们一定去捧场 That's great! We'll be there.
要不要帮忙？ Do you need help?
现在咱们不是有乐队了吗？ Don't we have our own ensemble now?
要不然一起去？ Why don't we perform together?
千指大人 你说什么？ 我有点儿瞎 我没听清 What was that, Lord of a Thousand Fingers? I didn't hear you.
不愿意算了 当我没说 If you don't want to go, then forget it.
漫展啊…我们要去漫展上演奏啦 ACG convention! We're going to perform at the ACG convention!
漫展又是什么啊？ What's an ACG convention?
2016 ACG FESTIVAL
我们来了 Here we are!
嗨 Hi!
走吧…快点 Let's go. Hurry!
你们两个还真是郎才女貌啊 You two make a great couple.
可以直接去拍结婚照了呢 You can take your wedding photos in those outfits.
不是说要上台吗？ Aren't we going on stage?
我俩专门跟民乐团借的这身演出服啊 We borrowed the outfits from the folk music department.
其实我知道这么穿不太妥 I know this isn't the most suitable outfit for the occasion.
都是被陈惊… It's all Jing Chen's--
七色海岛 阳光围绕 Seven-Colored Islands Showered in sunlight
最自然的微笑 Effortless smiles
长发飘飘 心情好好 Long hair flowing Bursting with joy
做自由的小鸟 Be birds of freedom
并肩奔跑 张开怀抱 Running side by side Arms wide open for embrace
风在脸上舞蹈 Breeze dancing upon the face
从现在起 梦想闪耀 From now on, let your dreams shine
青春正式宣告 This is a declaration of youth
感谢你为我鼓掌和加油 Thanks for your applause and support
感谢你给我心跳和感动 Thanks for making my heart throb Moving me beyond words
感谢你在我左右 Thanks for standing by me
没有放弃 没有保留 You never abandoned me You never doubted me
你是我最最宝贝的朋友 You're my dearest friend
就在我最需要爱的时候 When love is the thing I need the most
碰一碰指头 约定以后 We make a vow With the touch of our fingers
一直一起走 To continue our journey together, forever
SING… Sing...
LOVE… Love...
SING… Sing...
谢谢SING的精彩表演 Thank you S.I.N.G. for that wonderful performance.
下面为我们带来精彩表演的 是2.5次元演奏团 Up next is the 2.5-Dimension Ensemble.
其中古筝的演奏者 是B站上著名的古风教主 On the guzheng is the Internet celebrity, a pioneer of ancient style music,
千指大人 Lord of a Thousand Fingers!
民乐啊？ What? Folk music?
有请 Let's welcome them!
他们穿的是什么？ What are they wearing?
不懂 是在扮演五四青年吗？ Are they channeling the May Fourth Movement?
干嘛要在漫展听这种东西啊？ Why are we subjected to this at an ACG convention?
快让我们的SING回来啊 Bring S.I.N.G. back on stage!
我一听民乐 就想烧香拜拜 Folk music reminds me of the temple.
LORD OF A THOUSAND FINGERS
等一下 Wait.
不至于吧？ Seriously?
有小鲜肉啊 Hey, I see a cute guy.
LORD OF A THOUSAND FINGERS
BEING WEAK AND SMALL IS FINE BECAUSE WE HAVE FRIENDS BY OUR SIDE
千指大人…给我签个名吧… Lord of a Thousand Fingers! Can I have your autograph?
我想问 你刚刚弹的是什么？ Excuse me! What was that instrument you were playing?
-我好想学 -我也好想学 -I want to learn it. -Me, too!
我弹的叫扬琴 It's called a yangqin.
陈惊 天啊 太棒了 Wow! That's Jing Chen! She's awesome!
-你们快来看 -什么啊？ -Come and take a look. -What's up?
她好厉害 She's amazing!
大家把书翻到36页 Now, turn to page 36.
《定风波》 Poem title, "Calming the Waves."
“莫听穿林打叶声 "Heed not the sounds of tree-rattling and leaf-rustling
何妨吟啸且徐行” Why not whistle and chant while strolling leisurely"
这首词都是重点 大家记一下 This is a very important poem. So memorize it.
“一蓑烟雨任平生 料峭春风吹酒醒” "A straw cloak is my shield in life Biting spring breeze sobers up my mind"
-油渣 -干嘛？ -Greaves! -What?
我打算乘胜追击 I plan to drive home the victory.
你不要太冲动啊 Don't be too impulsive.
你就瞧好吧 Just watch.
我已经向贝贝 塔塔 讨教过少女漫画里的必杀技了 I've already consulted with Beibei and Tata on the best tactics girls comics have to offer.
你问她俩可… You consulted them? But--
可靠吗？ But can you trust them?
她俩看的漫画 可是傻甜傻甜的那种啊 The comics they read are cheesy and silly as hell.
IT'S MAKE OR BREAK THIS TIME
LEAVE IT TO US
ALL DONE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A YANGQIN IS NOW, WEN WANG ?
学民乐的都行？ 师哥 您真是大爱无疆啊 Even a folk musician has fallen for you? Wen Wang, your charms know no bounds.
都给我消失 我要练琴了 Get lost, all of you. I have to practice.
走 Let's go.
王文师哥 Wen Wang!
赶快拍下来 Let's take a picture!
-好漂亮 -好漂亮 -It's beautiful! -So pretty!
-她又发神经了啊 -可不是嘛 -She's gone nuts again. -Right?
你们就坑神经吧 You guys must have egged her on.
这民乐的在告白啊 The folk musician girl is confessing her love!
就是啊 That's right.
师哥 Wen Wang!
我真的很喜欢你 I'm really fond of you!
上次你问我的问题 我已经向你证明了 I have answered the question you asked me last time.
你还有没有要问的？ Do you have anything else to say?
没有的话 If not...
-能不能就… -我有 -then let's-- -I do.
我有问题 I have a problem.
问题就是我不喜欢你 The problem is, I don't like you.
你想早恋 我想出国 You want a romantic relationship. I want to study abroad.
咱俩无怨无仇的 We don't even know each other.
不要害我 好吗？ Don't sabotage my life, okay?
这都是些什么啊？ What's all this about?
就算你是学民乐的 也不能这么土吧 Even for a folk musician, this is way too tacky.
学民乐的怎么了？ What's wrong with being a folk musician?
赶紧走 别逼我说更难听的话 Get out of here before I say something even worse.
我不像你们 I'm not like you guys.
这么没有底线 I have my limits.
你这话什么意思啊？ Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
学民乐怎么了？ What's wrong with being a folk musician?
我师妹敢爱敢恨 At least Jing Chen has the guts to confess her love.
你自己窝囊 怕耽误前程 You're craven. All you care about is your future.
还挺自豪 是吧？ Get off of your high horse already!
天天说自己高雅 就这么欺负一个小姑娘？ Would a real gentleman hurt a little girl like this?
别太过分了 Hey! Don't be so mean!
是你们学民乐的太差劲了吧？ The problem is with you folk musicians!
不好好练琴 就知道弄这些歪门邪道的 Instead of practicing, you waste your time on all this funny business!
都闭嘴吧 Shut up, all of you!
拿武器 动手 Grab your weapons! Let's fight!
-保护师妹 -保护师妹 Protect Jing Chen!
怕你们不成 死撑师哥 We aren't scared of you! Protect Wen Wang!
现在你开心了吗？ Are you happy now?
别过来 Don't.
-这里面装的是什么？ -松节油 -What was in it? -Turpentine.
擦琴用的 For cleaning the instruments.
让开… Get out of the way!
王文 你知道什么是扬琴吗？ Do you know what a yangqin is, Wen Wang?
扬琴 明朝从波斯传入中国 The yangqin was introduced from Persia into China during the Ming Dynasty.
与钢琴同宗 It shares the same roots as the piano.
第一架钢琴发明于1709年德国 The first piano was invented in Germany in 1709,
可扬琴到今天 已经在中国存在400多年了 but the yangqin has been played in China for over 400 years!
400多年 你凭什么瞧不起她？ For over 400 years! Who are you to look down on her?
民乐的声音 你们听过吗？ Have you truly listened to folk music?
历史你们了解吗？ Do you know anything about its history?
如果它不厉害 If it's so terrible,
我们学这么多年有病啊？ why do you think we'd spend so many years to learn it?
等你们出国了 When you go abroad,
难道不想告诉外国人 我们自己的音乐也超厉害的 don't you want to tell foreigners how great our own music is?
来你们这儿 学你们的音乐 You can tell them, you only want to learn their music
只是因为喜欢 because you happen to like it!
这样告诉他们不是更酷吗？ Isn't it cooler to say that to their face?
嘿！ Hey!
等以后你回想起17岁 When you look back to your 17-year-old self,
肯定比我们后悔 you'll definitely have more regrets than we do.
这段时间 谢谢大家了 Thank you, everyone, for everything.
以后不练了？ We're disbanding?
不练啦 We're done.
师哥现在知道扬琴是什么了 也干净利落地拒绝了我 Wen Wang knows what a yangqin is now, and he's clearly rejected me.
我现在也心满意足了 I'm content now.
你还真容易知足啊 You're so easily content.
我这个人最大的优点就是知足 That's one of my best qualities.
特别懂 见好就收 I always know when to quit while I'm ahead.
谁夸你了？ That wasn't a compliment!
不觉得可惜吗？ Don't you think it's a shame to disband?
我们几个好不容易磨合得这么好 We've worked so hard to become a team.
我们还是可以一起玩 玩些别的 We can still play together. Let's play something else.
这乐队就算了 Forget about this band.
你们这些手办也太贵了 Your garage kit figures are too expensive.
我都想打电话投诉了 I was about to complain to the consumer protection bureau.
如果我们不要手办了呢？ What if we don't ask for the garage kit figures?
那你们图什么啊？ Then what are you doing it for?
我组乐队为了师哥 你们进乐队是为了手办 I formed the band for Wen Wang. You guys came for the garage kit figures.
俩都没了 凑一起干嘛？ Why stay together if our objectives are all gone?
我喜欢古筝啊 I like playing the guzheng.
-我们也喜欢自己学的乐器啊 -我们也喜欢自己学的乐器啊 -We like playing our instrument, too. -We like playing our instrument, too.
你要是不喜欢扬琴 If you don't like the yangqin,
这么多年了 你学它干嘛？ why did you bother learning it for so many years?
我妈让我学 我就学了 My mom asked me to, so I did.
我就是这么一个随意的美少女啊 I'm just easy-going like that.
你呢？ What about you?
也要退出吗？ Do you want out, too?
我… I--
那个… Well--
我一直想跟你们说… I've been wanting to tell you guys.
我家打算让我出国 My family wants me to study abroad.
叛徒 Traitor!
没错 That's right.
叛徒 You're a traitor.
-我说你是叛徒 -我… -I meant you, traitor! -Me?
-有那么严重吗？ -就是这么严重 -Is it that serious? -It is.
你就是把所有事都想得太轻松了 You treat everything too lightly.
别人瞧不起民乐 It's one thing for others to belittle folk music,
你自己也瞧不起 but you belittle it, too.
尝个新鲜就满足了 You're content with trying something new for a minute.
活得这么随便 You're so halfhearted about everything!
你当人生是什么啊？试用品吗？ What do you think life is? A product sample?
没错 That's right.
我就是这样的人 That's the kind of person I am.
不知道为什么喜欢 就喜欢师哥那个烂人那么久 I don't know why I fell for a jerk like Wen Wang, and for so long.
不知道为什么学扬琴 I don't know why I started learning the yangqin.
就傻乎乎练了那么多年 I just spent so many years on it without questioning.
这个世界上就是有我这样的人 长见识了吧？ Now you know there are people like me in this world.
那你就去和你们这种人玩吧 Go hang out with the likes of you then.
就算我喜欢民乐 又能怎样？ So what if I like folk music?
靠我们几个去开创纪元吗？ You think the handful of us can bring about a music revolution?
明知道失败 还要去拼 也太悲壮了吧？ Where's the glory in doing something that's doomed to fail?
打鸡血的话 张口就来 Just admit you want it for your own gratification.
你真是漫画看太多了吧？ You're letting all those comics go to your head.
-神经 -走开 -Jinx. -Go away.
你这个叛徒 You're a traitor.
HOORAY FOR SUMMER VACATION
樱樱 你这大学准备怎么办啊？ What are you going to do about your college, Sakura?
My destiny is in my hands.
还学二胡呢？不行啊 Are you going to keep playing erhu? That can't be!
那玩意以后不能当饭吃啊 You can't make a living with that.
行了…咱们不跟她生气 咱们看电视 Forget it. Don't be upset with her. Let's watch TV.
I'M WORKING OVERTIME TONIGHT. GET TAKEOUT. LOCK THE DOORS BEFORE GOING TO BED. MOM.
抱歉 我又来晚了 -Sorry, I'm late. -What happened?
-有男朋友后 越来越晚了？ -干嘛去了？ You're always late, ever since you got a boyfriend.
贝贝 你现在怎么还穿成这样啊？ Why are you still dressed like that, Beibei?
当自己13岁啊？ Do you think you're still 13 years old?
你看你像个什么样子？ Do you know how crazy you look?
孩子喜欢这个 咱们顺着她不就可以了吗？ She likes it. Why don't we just let her be?
都是你惯的 You've spoilt her rotten!
走啦 Let's go.
Pass the exams!
再来一遍 One more time!
顺利通过考试… Pass the exams!
如何才能顺利通过考试？ And how will you pass the exams?
两眼一睁 开始竞争… Open our eyes and face our competition!
辛苦一年 幸福一生… A year of hardship for a life of success!
好的 带着这样的热情 Good! With this level of passion,
我们翻开课本 let's open your books.
妈啊 吓死我了 妈已经关了… My goodness! You scared me. Okay. It's off.
我不想学扬琴了 I don't want to play the yangqin anymore.
妈 我说我不想学扬琴了 Mom, I said, I don't want to play the yangqin anymore.
-你给我点反应啊 -我知道了 -Say something. -I heard you.
你要什么反应？ 高兴还是生气啊？ What reaction were you expecting? Should I be happy or mad?
不是你让我学扬琴吗？ Weren't you the one who wanted me to play the yangqin?
-我让你学的 谁说的？ -我爸啊 -Who told you that? -Dad.
-你爸？ -是 -He did? -Yeah.
那天他是疼得… He was in so much pain that day.
神经错乱了 He got confused.
YEAR 1998
叫什么？你们俩到底谁生孩子啊？ Stop screaming! Who's the one having the baby here?
-一起生… -不出来我要死啦 -Both of us. -If she won't come out, I'm going to die!
你不能死 You can't die.
我们一定要生 We must have this baby.
使劲 Push harder!
这个… Come on.
用力啊… Push.
-你怎么了？ -你唱得太难听了 -What's wrong? -You sound terrible!
使劲… Push.
使劲… Push!
使劲 Push!
她出来了 Here she comes!
你不想学扬琴了 你说了不算 You want to quit playing the yangqin, but it's not up to you.
为什么啊？ Why not?
因为是它指引你来到世上的 Because it guided you to this world.
陪伴了你11年 It's been in your life for 11 years.
这是你跟它前世今生的缘分 You're destined to be together.
现在你不想要它了 Now you don't want it anymore,
但是它对你也有感情 but you still have an emotional bond.
你跟它商量一下吧 如果它同意 你不用跟妈讲 Talk to your yangqin. If it agrees, then it's fine with me.
妈没意见 I won't object.
背对星空 我不想再许愿 My back to the stars I don't want to make wishes anymore
围着披风 With my cloak on
我有我的飞行 I shall fly on my own
我想以真实的我来骄傲 I want to be proud of the real me
哪怕我只能划过 Even if I can only pass by
梦中你那片天空 The sky you inhabit in my dreams
因爱闪光 Love fuels the shimmer
不去怀疑什么 There's no need for doubts
重新开始 Time to start anew
遗憾又算什么？ Regrets mean nothing
我的生活 最后得到什么？ What will my life gain in the end?
我唱着唱着 青春如歌 As I sing and sing the song of youth
开学了啊 The school has started again.
大家把心都要收回来了 It's time to focus on your schoolwork.
我通知两个事情 I have two announcements.
一 今年中秋 教育部组织了少儿普及音乐会 First, the Education Bureau is holding
a youth concert for the Mid-Autumn Festival.
希望西洋乐校乐队的同学 Students in the classical music department
把握住机会 为学校争光 must take this opportunity to make our school proud.
还有一件事情 学校各部门商量以后 Second, after extensive internal discussions,
决定明年开始 暂停民乐附中学生的招生工作 the high school's folk music department will stop admitting students next year.
这个决定 也是本着对学生负责的态度 We made the decision because we want to be responsible to the students.
所以我希望目前还在校的 附中学民乐的同学 I hope the current folk music students
珍惜一下你们现在的学习机会 will make the best out of their time here.
没人学就不招了？ You'll stop admitting students because it isn't popular?
学校不招 If the school stops teaching it,
不就更没人学了吗？ won't it become even less popular?
这不是死循环吗？ Isn't this a vicious cycle?
这位同学 你先坐下 Please sit down.
可能三五年以后 Perhaps in a few years,
就一个学民乐的都没了 there won't be a single student of folk music left!
民乐的普及度低 没有宣传能力 Folk music isn't popular and it hasn't got any appeal.
这是靠学校能解决的问题吗？ Is that something the school can solve alone?
-这位同学 你先坐下 好不好？ -好 -Will you sit down first? -Fine.
那我报名这学期的少儿普及音乐会 I want to volunteer to perform at the youth concert.
没人宣传 我来宣传 If you won't promote folk music, then I will.
音乐会是要乐队参加 不接受个人表演 The concert is for ensembles, not for solo performers.
你坐下 Sit down.
-我们有乐队 -你有乐队？ -We have an ensemble. -You do?
你的乐队在哪？ Where is it?
-在这儿 -在这儿 -Right here. -Right here.
你们这不叫乐队 好吗？ Please! That's no ensemble.
最多算个戏台班子吧？ You're more like a backing band.
大家都给我坐下 Sit down, all of you!
报告老师 我们有乐队了 Sir, we have an ensemble now.
所以现在我们可以参加演出了吧？ So, can we perform in the concert?
参加演出是代表了学校的荣誉 This performance is about the school's reputation.
交响乐队一直没有中断训练 The school orchestra has been practicing non-stop.
你们临时凑成的乐队 有能力一起参加吗？ Do you think your ragtag ensemble can perform on par with them?
出了问题 谁来负责？ Who will shoulder the blame, if anything goes wrong?
集体荣誉是由你们来随便抹黑的吗？ How can we let you ruin the school's collective reputation?
散会 You're dismissed!
也不想想毕竟是代表学校 Come on! This is about representing our school.
-我们凭什么被拖后腿啊？ -你闭嘴吧 -Why should we let you drag us down? -Shut up already.
忍你们这么多年 We've put up with you guys for so long.
我们民乐能不能上舞台 还归你们管？ Who are you to decide if we can perform on stage?
怎么说话呢？你们这帮野路子 Watch your mouth! You're just a bunch of amateurs!
谁野路子？ Who are you calling amateurs?
我们学的是正经老祖宗留下来的 Our music was passed down by our ancestors.
你们这些学着西洋乐的 You're learning foreigners' music.
怎么不顺便认个外国爹呢？ Maybe you should go and find a foreigner dad while you're at it!
大家冷静 冷静一下 Calm down, everyone.
在这儿打架一定会被处分的 If we fight here, we'll all get punished.
我们的大好前途 凭什么被你们拉下水啊？ Why should we throw away our bright future for the likes of you?
走 Let's go.
各位 Hey!
你们不是瞧不起民乐吗？ You look down on folk music, don't you?
总打架也不是办法 We can't always resort to fighting.
敢不敢拿起乐器跟我们比一次？ Why don't you pick up your instruments and go head-to-head with us?
还敢斗琴啊？ A music face-off?
我们随便派个人 就能把你们给灭门了 好吗？ Any one of us could take you all down, okay?
口气这么大 几天没刷牙啊？ What a foul statement! How long has it been since you brushed your teeth?
懂什么叫自取其辱吗？ You're just inviting humiliation.
-比完以后 你们就懂了 -好啊 -You'll know humiliation when we're done. -Sure.
比啊 Let's do it.
到时候输了 可得承认音乐可是分阶级的 When you lose, you'll have to admit a certain music is superior.
要是你们输了 就集体去天桥上卖艺 If you lose, all of you must perform on the footbridge,
我们全程用手机跟拍 and we'll film the whole thing on our phones.
-敢吗？ -当然 -I dare you! -No problem!
愿赌服输 A bet is a bet.
但要是你们输了 也一样吗？ But if you lose, will you do the same?
拜托 我们怎么可能会输？ How can we possibly lose?
到时候可别不敢来 Just don't chicken out when the time comes.
怎么可能不来？ Why would we chicken out?
以后再想看你们这些乐器 没准儿就要上博物馆了 In the future, we might have to go to a museum to see your instruments.
CHALLENGE: FACE-OFF ON INSPECTION DAY DON'T CHICKEN OUT
战书？真有意思啊 A declaration of war? Interesting.
自取其辱啊 They're asking for it.
他们这是疯了吧？ Have they lost their minds?
-狗急跳墙啊？ -怎么办？ -Are they that desperate? -What should we do?
咱们没必要陪他们送死吧？ Why should we play along?
“让我的音乐成为战歌” "Let my music be the soundtrack of war."
这可是肖邦说的 Chopin said that.
这是我们的琴房楼 This is our music building.
现在这个时间 正是学生们比较紧张的练习时间 Around this time of day, students are usually in practice.
纪律方面 我们抓得比较严的 We're very strict with discipline.
琴房里绝对不能打闹 不能聚众聊天 Rowdy behavior and crowd gathering are not allowed in the practice rooms.
艺术的氛围很浓重啊 There is a strong sense of artistry.
是… That's right.
这是… What's this?
门那边是民乐练习区 The folk music practice area is behind that gate.
为了确保他们不互相干扰 That's to prevent conflicts between the departments.
是这个意思啊 Is that so?
其实这两个区都一样 Both sides are practically the same, actually.
没有什么区别 我们就不过去了 There's virtually no difference. So we can skip that part of the building.
再去看看西洋乐区？ Shall we visit the classical music area?
好 Sure.
这是…给我们准备的节目吗？ Is this part of the tour?
是…不错… Oh, yes. Pretty good.
快回琴房吧 Go back to the practice room.
没人来啊 No one came out.
我就知道 他们胆儿比跳蚤屎还小 I knew it! Their guts are smaller than flea droppings.
怎么办？ What do we do?
再等等 一定会有人忍不住的 Just wait. I'm sure someone won't be able to hold back.
这位同学是有话要说吗？ Young lady, do you have something to say?
学音乐的孩子有些与众不同 Musicians can be a bit eccentric.
这可能就是练得走火入魔了 Maybe she's too engrossed in her music.
很不错 非常新颖 Very good. It's refreshing.
中西结合啊 It's East meets West.
那弄这个干嘛呢？ Why would you put up a gate?
没有用嘛 It's useless.
音乐怎么会互相干扰呢？对不对？ There's no such thing as conflict in music. Am I right?
对… Yes, sir.
拆掉吧 Take down the gate.
好好的艺术殿堂 It's a sanctuary of art.
-干嘛弄得像牢房一样？ -是…拆掉… -Why make it look like a prison? -Right. We'll take it down.
关乎学校声誉的检查 The inspection concerns our school's reputation.
你们就这么胡来？ How could you be so reckless?
全体记口头警告一次 I'm giving you all a verbal citation.
民乐专业的同学 Those of you folk music kids,
我知道你们想借此机会来证明自己 I know you're eager to prove yourselves,
但学校不是你们的游乐场 but the school isn't your playground.
有想法 要通过正当的手段去实现 If you want to prove yourself, you have to do it in a legitimate way.
散会 You're dismissed!
各位艺术家 My fellow musicians?
我们… So...
什么时候去天桥公演啊？ when is the footbridge performance?
但是确实是一场酣战 However, it was a nicely fought battle.
-势均力敌啊 -是的 -We were so very close. -That's right.
各位都是我们值得尊敬的对手 Each and every one of you is a worthy opponent.
所以其实你们还有一个选择 So, you do have another option.
有没有人听出来 Did any of you catch that?
我们现在有的编制里少了一样乐器？ Our current ensemble is missing an instrument.
编钟 缺了编钟 Chime bells! We're missing chime bells.
编钟 我暂时想不到办法解决了 I can't think of a solution for chime bells right now.
打击乐组 后边那几个句子扛一下吧 Percussionists, compensate somehow when we get there.
效果可能差了点儿 但是总比没有好 It won't be perfect, but it'll be better than nothing.
对不住了 各位艺术家 I'm sorry, my dear musicians.
我本来是跟这儿偷摸听听热闹 I was just going to listen in for fun,
可听你们说缺样东西 but I overheard you are missing something,
我就忍不住了 so I couldn't help but jump in.
这套钟还是20多年前 市民乐团解散的时候 This set of chime bells was brought in when the municipal folk music ensemble
收进来的 disbanded 20 years ago.
一直跟这儿放着 没人动过 They've sat here ever since. No one's moved them.
这放着放着 也就没人还记得有它了 After all these years, no one remembers they exist anymore.
你们还能弄响它吗？ Will you guys be able to play them?
好啦… It's ready!
油渣 下点豆腐 Greaves, drop in some tofu.
下点青菜 Veggies!
你帮着下一点 Put some food in.
我没手 I'm busy.
LORD OF A THOUSAND FINGERS NEEDS YOU
USE SECOND DIMENSION'S POWER TO AWAKE THE MUNDANE THIRD DIMENSION
千指大人在召唤我啊 Lord of a Thousand Fingers has summoned me!
LET FOLK MUSIC ECHO ACROSS NATIONAL CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
-师傅 你看我这个 -我要这个 -Look here, Mister! -I want this!
-好漂亮 -这个 -So pretty. -This one.
-看看我这个 -我要这个羽毛 我要这个裙摆 -Look here. -I want this feather and this skirt.
那我们一起买吧 Let's buy it together.
精彩的音乐盛宴即将开始 Our musical feast is about to begin.
今天 我相信所有在场的小朋友们 会近距离感受到音乐的魅力 I'm sure the kids who are here today will be touched by the magic of music.
我也相信 也许就是这群小朋友 在未来会登上这个舞台 I believe some of the children here today will be up on this stage someday,
继续将美妙的旋律传递下去 and carry forward the beautiful melodies.
亮晶晶 一闪一闪亮晶晶 Twinkling and shining like stars
不知道 We don't know that
那是小小的萤火虫 Those are little fireflies
飞到西来飞到东 Flying here and there
妈妈 你快看啊 他们穿的衣服好奇怪啊 Mom, look! Their outfits are so funny-looking!
你以后可不能这样 好好看 Don't you be like them when you grow up. Eyes front.
各位都是我们值得尊敬的对手 Each and every one of you is a worthy opponent.
确实是一场酣战 势均力敌啊 It was a nicely fought battle. We were so very close.
其实你们还有一个选择 So, you do have another option.
帮…帮我们一个忙 Do us a favor.
来…把通行证都给我啊 Come on. Hand me your passes.
-给你 -拿好 -Here. -Be careful.
拿好 Keep it safe.
交给你了 They're in your hands now.
走 Let's go.
下面是我们今晚本次演出的 Next is the last performance of the night,
最后一首曲目 《莫扎特第27钢琴协奏曲》 Mozart's "Piano Concerto No. 27."
有请中夏民族音乐学院附属中学 Please welcome students from the teen orchestra
青少年交响乐团的学生 of the Affiliated High School of Zhongxia Music Academy.
钢琴首席 王文 小提琴首席 郑有恩 First-chair pianist, Wen Wang . First-chair violinist, You-en Zheng.
来了 Here they come.
快 Hurry!
你们谁啊？ Who are you guys?
还有彩蛋呢 There's a surprise performance?
节目单上没有这个啊 This isn't in the program.
师哥 里面准备好了 They're ready, Wen Wang.
什么情况啊？这不是一拨人啊 What's going on? It's a different group.
加油 Good luck.
瞧好吧 Enjoy the show!
I suppress the urge to sing The Song of the Great Wind
Thinking back to my youthful days
The ancestors are wise
The valiant always meet a bad end
-让我来吧 -好 -Let me do it. -Sure!
油渣 Greaves,
你带我来这儿 收了蚊子多少好处？ how much did the mosquitoes pay you to bring me here?
最近这个公园 听说到了晚上萤火虫特别多 I hear fireflies like to gather at this park at night.
我喜欢的东西多了 我还喜欢大明星呢 I love plenty of things. I love celebrities too.
你怎么不带我去他们家谁家坐坐？ Why don't you take me to their house for a visit?
你为什么喜欢萤火虫啊？ Why do you like fireflies?
因为萤火虫会亮 Because fireflies glow.
系主任的头也会亮啊 The department chair's head glows, too.
因为萤火虫很酷 Because fireflies are cool.
有吗？ -Are they? -Yes.
萤火虫那么弱小 Fireflies are such tiny creatures.
按说它应该隐蔽起来 保命最重要 They should be hiding to protect their lives.
可是它们却偏偏要发光 Instead, they insist on glowing for everyone to see.
所以我就是萤火虫 So I'm a firefly.
神经啊 -Hey, Jinx? -Yes?
我看书上说 I read in a book,
萤火虫屁股上的光是为了求偶 fireflies glow because they want to attract a mate.
你是不是有什么误会啊？ Did you get the wrong idea?
周围太阴 萤火虫也没有 It's so eerie here. I don't see any fireflies.
鬼火该飘起来了 A ghost might show up instead.
那个我先走 你留着 All right, I'm leaving. You can stay.
我有话跟你说 I have something to tell you.
说啊 Go ahead.
怎么了？喉咙便秘啊？ What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
你手机呢？ Where's your phone?
打开你的朋友圈 Check your photos on the social media app.
仔细看你的朋友圈 Look closely.
怎么了？全是自拍 What's wrong? They're all selfies.
喜欢自拍是因为我足够自信 坦坦荡荡 I take selfies because I have confidence in myself.
这就是我 我就长这样 This is me, and this is how I look.
给我发这么多微信干嘛？ Why did you send so many messages?
在我眼里 你长这样 That's how you look to me.
你倒是说点什么啊？ Why don't you say something?
原片发我 Send me the original photos.
你怎么不存啊？ Why don't you save the photos?
算了 不存了 It's okay. I don't need to.
以后你给我照新的吧 You can always take more in the future.
走吧 Let's go.
没想到今年来不及了 I can't believe we're too late this year.
本来想陪你看一次萤火虫的 I was hoping to see the fireflies with you.
哪有什么来不及啊？ It's never too late!
我们以后还有好多好多个夏天呢 We still have plenty of summers together.
别 太…太快了吧？ Wait. Aren't we moving a little fast?
你看 Look!
准备好了？ -Are you ready? -Yes.
OK Okay.
-拜拜 -拜拜 Bye, Bye.
WELCOME NEW STUDENTS WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF MUSIC
千指大人 对不起 Lord of a Thousand Fingers! Sorry.
我夹不起来 I can't pick it up!
Fa-so-la-so
再一次 Again.
就我一个人… I'm laughing alone.
一个人… All by myself.