0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:01:03,321 --> 00:01:05,793 Mom, I swear, it was Aunt Maureen. 2 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:08,476 Aunt Maureen would never hike up her skirt in public. 3 00:01:08,553 --> 00:01:10,457 She would after half a gallon of eggnog. 4 00:01:10,601 --> 00:01:13,279 Richard, who was the one who got drunk at our Christmas party 5 00:01:13,345 --> 00:01:15,859 and hiked up her skirt in front of the Town and Country photographer? 6 00:01:16,249 --> 00:01:17,754 I’m sorry, did you say something? 7 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:18,757 I don’t know about you, Mom, 8 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:20,734 but I’ve never felt so fascinating in my entire life. 9 00:01:20,888 --> 00:01:22,740 I’m so sorry I’m late. Hi Grandma, Hi Grandma. 10 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:25,030 - Hello Rory. - Oh, now he closes the paper. 11 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,329 Hey, Mom, I stopped by the bookstore on the way here. 12 00:01:27,451 --> 00:01:28,850 - You got them? - I got ‘em! 13 00:01:29,033 --> 00:01:29,725 Got what? 14 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,906 Rory and I are starting to plan our Europe trip. 15 00:01:31,989 --> 00:01:33,775 The day after graduation, we are gone. 16 00:01:33,882 --> 00:01:35,511 Well, that sounds very exciting. 17 00:01:35,772 --> 00:01:37,088 Lorelai, what are these? 18 00:01:37,191 --> 00:01:38,036 Those are guidebooks. 19 00:01:38,173 --> 00:01:39,657 "Europe Through the Backdoor." 20 00:01:39,935 --> 00:01:42,716 "The Rough Guide to Europe." What kind of guidebooks are these? 21 00:01:42,807 --> 00:01:43,730 The cheap kind. 22 00:01:43,857 --> 00:01:46,653 They have all the good information about backpacking and staying in hostels. 23 00:01:47,426 --> 00:01:49,468 Backpacking and staying in hostels? 24 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,087 Who’s backpacking and staying in hostels? 25 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:51,943 We are. 26 00:01:56,009 --> 00:01:58,573 - No, you’re not. - What a ridiculous thought. 27 00:01:58,679 --> 00:02:01,031 We are. We’re going to backpack around Europe. 28 00:02:01,143 --> 00:02:04,045 Yes, I know, it’s fun to tease your grandmother, dear. 29 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,315 They’re going to backpack across Europe, Richard. 30 00:02:06,468 --> 00:02:07,706 I heard, sounds delightful. 31 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:08,993 Perhaps we should join them. 32 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,444 That sounds wonderful. Tomorrow I’ll go out and buy some cutoffs. 33 00:02:13,539 --> 00:02:14,861 Guys, we’re not kidding. 34 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,251 You’re telling me you’re seriously going to traipse across Europe 35 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,078 with your possessions strapped to your back 36 00:02:20,150 --> 00:02:21,656 and sleep in a room with thirty other people? 37 00:02:21,773 --> 00:02:23,042 - Yes. - No. 38 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,554 - Grandpa. - It’s not safe. 39 00:02:24,762 --> 00:02:26,821 I forbid it. Call our travel agent. 40 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:28,629 But we want to be spontaneous. 41 00:02:28,788 --> 00:02:31,557 Jump a train to Paris, head off to Spain. 42 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:32,960 Oh no, it’s raining in Spain. 43 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:35,025 But since the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain... 44 00:02:35,127 --> 00:02:36,975 - Looks like Italy for us! - Mamma mia! 45 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:40,278 You can still travel around aimlessly and stay in a decent hotel. 46 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:41,409 We wanna do it cheap. 47 00:02:41,522 --> 00:02:42,684 - We’ll pay. - No. 48 00:02:42,797 --> 00:02:44,471 Grandma, it’s going to be fun, really. 49 00:02:44,574 --> 00:02:45,798 Kids do this all the time. 50 00:02:45,864 --> 00:02:47,886 Yes, but you’re not a kid, you’re a grown woman. 51 00:02:48,276 --> 00:02:50,979 What are people going to think when they see a grown woman bunking down 52 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,453 with a bunch of twenty-year-olds? 53 00:02:52,545 --> 00:02:55,516 Well, if the twenty-year-olds are cute, they’ll probably think, "Lucky!" 54 00:02:55,818 --> 00:02:58,281 Grandma, don’t be upset. It really is going to be great. 55 00:02:58,481 --> 00:03:01,809 What’s so traumatic about a night without a bed anyway? 56 00:03:02,111 --> 00:03:06,309 My survey shows those who have had the opportunity to be a refugee for a night 57 00:03:06,448 --> 00:03:09,535 have their perspectives broaden and actually enjoy the experience." 58 00:03:09,668 --> 00:03:12,731 Richard, this book is encouraging them to sleep in a park like a squirrel. 59 00:03:12,828 --> 00:03:13,846 It’s okay, Mom. 60 00:03:13,995 --> 00:03:16,575 My first trip to Europe, I went to Paris and stayed at the Ritz. 61 00:03:16,673 --> 00:03:18,450 I tell you what, if it’ll make you happy, 62 00:03:18,572 --> 00:03:20,456 we’ll go to Paris and eat out of their dumpster. 63 00:04:18,702 --> 00:04:21,742 All of this goes in there. Let’s move, we’re getting backlogged. 64 00:04:21,987 --> 00:04:24,102 Tom, I brought over the nails you asked for. 65 00:04:24,168 --> 00:04:25,632 Good. Get the guy’s lunch orders, will ya? 66 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:26,473 Already done. 67 00:04:26,586 --> 00:04:29,012 You’re a good kid, Dean. You hardly bug me at all. 68 00:04:29,248 --> 00:04:30,011 High praise. 69 00:04:30,109 --> 00:04:31,542 Yeah, yeah, go, get the food. 70 00:04:31,824 --> 00:04:33,789 - And don’t forget the pickles. - I wouldn’t dare. 71 00:04:33,928 --> 00:04:37,343 Oh, what do I gotta say to get this crap inside where it belongs? 72 00:04:37,614 --> 00:04:40,599 You got a language I’m not privy to? ‘Cause I’m a fast learner. 73 00:04:40,712 --> 00:04:42,674 Dean-o, Dean-o, Dean-o. 74 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:46,529 If you grow any taller, I’m gonna have to get myself some mountain climbing equipment. 75 00:04:46,642 --> 00:04:49,366 You’re getting dangerous to even walk near, you know that, Patty. 76 00:04:49,453 --> 00:04:50,584 I’ve been told. 77 00:04:50,712 --> 00:04:51,870 You looking for Mr. Doose? 78 00:04:51,983 --> 00:04:54,348 Oh, precious, no. I’m just looking. 79 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,151 Okay. Well, enjoy. 80 00:04:59,238 --> 00:05:00,543 Oh, I always do. 81 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:05,499 - Move. - What? Oh, sorry. 82 00:05:06,277 --> 00:05:07,174 - What’s that? - It’s nothing. 83 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:08,203 - You reading? - It’s nothing. 84 00:05:08,403 --> 00:05:10,974 - I never see you reading. - Will you just... I read. 85 00:05:11,096 --> 00:05:12,622 - What are you reading? - I read, I read. 86 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:15,070 - What do you read? - Invoices, expiration dates. 87 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,211 I stand corrected. 88 00:05:17,077 --> 00:05:20,511 "Hidden Romantic Gems of the Restaurant World." Well, well, well. 89 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:22,294 I would like my property back, please. 90 00:05:22,361 --> 00:05:24,061 - Planning something special? - No, nothing special. 91 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:26,513 I’m just taking Nicole to dinner on Friday and I wanna find a place. 92 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:28,035 - A place you don’t normally go to? - Yes. 93 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:29,156 So a special place. 94 00:05:29,249 --> 00:05:31,592 Will you stop saying that word, please? And yes. 95 00:05:31,727 --> 00:05:32,668 Find anything good? 96 00:05:32,781 --> 00:05:34,666 Every single description in here talks about tablecloths 97 00:05:34,727 --> 00:05:36,390 and dish design, nothing about the food. 98 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,245 You are really going through an awful lot for this lawyer. 99 00:05:38,307 --> 00:05:40,482 She’s not a lawyer. I mean, yes, she’s a lawyer, 100 00:05:40,523 --> 00:05:43,749 but she’s also a lady, and a very nice lady who probably expects good food 101 00:05:43,805 --> 00:05:46,529 with her fancy plates and sparse yet elegant décor. 102 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:47,943 You’re pathetic when you’re in love. 103 00:05:48,004 --> 00:05:50,276 I’m not in love, I’m dating. This is what you do when you’re dating. 104 00:05:50,395 --> 00:05:51,399 It’s not what I do when I’m dating. 105 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:53,881 Rory’s a lucky girl. Work. I’m going upstairs. 106 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:56,309 Fine, but if a horse-drawn carriage shows up here, 107 00:05:56,371 --> 00:05:57,953 my throwing up will be eternal. 108 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:02,904 I gotta place an order. 109 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,864 - Talk into the clown. - I am. 110 00:06:07,282 --> 00:06:08,254 What do you want? 111 00:06:09,443 --> 00:06:12,755 Six burgers, three with cheese -- two cheddar, one Swiss. 112 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:16,192 Two plain, one with chili, cheese and onions on the side. 113 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:19,176 - Your memory’s that good? - You’re screwing with me. 114 00:06:19,243 --> 00:06:21,082 - I’m placing an order. - For all of Connecticut? 115 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:22,766 For the construction crew next door. 116 00:06:22,929 --> 00:06:25,372 Oh, you’re Taylor’s errand boy now. 117 00:06:25,577 --> 00:06:26,933 And you’re Taylor’s waitress. 118 00:06:27,026 --> 00:06:28,920 - Say that a little closer. - I thought you had a girlfriend. 119 00:06:29,445 --> 00:06:32,289 - Give me your order and get out. - Service with a smile. 120 00:06:32,823 --> 00:06:36,420 Six burgers, three cheese -- two cheddar, one Swiss. 121 00:06:36,534 --> 00:06:40,114 Two plain burgers, one chili burger with cheese and onions on the side. 122 00:06:40,277 --> 00:06:43,620 Three ham on ryes - one mayo, one mustard, one combo. 123 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,940 - A combo means mustard and... - I know what a combo means. 124 00:06:46,011 --> 00:06:48,490 Sorry, guess that confused look is just how your face is. 125 00:06:48,638 --> 00:06:49,965 Do you wanna talk about this outside? 126 00:06:50,086 --> 00:06:51,154 Just as soon as I’m finished. 127 00:06:51,429 --> 00:06:55,151 Four hot dogs. Two egg salads on white. One chicken salad on wheat. 128 00:06:55,285 --> 00:06:58,449 A chef's salad with ranch. Five fries. Five onion rings. 129 00:06:58,587 --> 00:07:00,543 Two chips. Extra pickles. 130 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,049 - On what? - Excuse me? 131 00:07:02,495 --> 00:07:04,465 - What are the extra pickles on? - On the side. 132 00:07:04,645 --> 00:07:06,508 On the side of what? On the side of the burgers, 133 00:07:06,622 --> 00:07:08,550 on the side of the sandwiches, or on the side of the road 134 00:07:08,592 --> 00:07:10,425 where the ditch I’m gonna dump your body into is? 135 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,750 - Just make sure there’s enough for everyone. - Fine. 136 00:07:14,373 --> 00:07:16,416 - Aren’t you gonna read it back? - Nope. 137 00:07:17,782 --> 00:07:20,605 Okay, but these men were hired by Taylor, 138 00:07:20,686 --> 00:07:23,430 which means if they aren’t satisfied with their orders, they will send them back. 139 00:07:23,615 --> 00:07:25,663 And they will continue to send them back until they are happy, 140 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,768 which means you could be making this order until you die. 141 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:33,042 Six burgers, three with cheese – two cheddar, one Swiss. 142 00:07:33,149 --> 00:07:36,447 Slower, please. I’m checking them off as we go. 143 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:44,357 Two plain burgers, one chili with cheese and onion on the side. 144 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,810 Hey, it’s your party, we just want you to be happy. 145 00:07:48,382 --> 00:07:50,789 Okay. No problem. 146 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,589 All right, I’ll talk to you then. 147 00:07:55,591 --> 00:07:56,370 Ridgemont called. 148 00:07:57,153 --> 00:07:57,732 No. 149 00:07:57,963 --> 00:08:00,925 He’s changing his mind about the theme for his retirement party again. 150 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:02,504 - No! - We have to call the florist. 151 00:08:02,651 --> 00:08:04,486 But this is the fourth theme he’s picked. 152 00:08:04,645 --> 00:08:06,330 He had the fishing one, 153 00:08:06,436 --> 00:08:09,407 and the Kentucky Derby with the chocolate horsies, 154 00:08:09,524 --> 00:08:11,962 and the Tibet with the Richard Gere pictures everywhere. 155 00:08:12,039 --> 00:08:12,549 I know. 156 00:08:12,648 --> 00:08:14,870 And he promised that the golf would be the last one. 157 00:08:15,126 --> 00:08:16,758 He decided that golf was dull 158 00:08:16,826 --> 00:08:18,245 and he doesn’t want to be remembered as dull. 159 00:08:18,377 --> 00:08:20,031 Would he like to be remembered as limping, 160 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,822 because I can be a fabulous help with that. 161 00:08:22,729 --> 00:08:23,978 Hey, guys... 162 00:08:26,149 --> 00:08:27,675 I’m sorry, I’m really sorry. 163 00:08:28,649 --> 00:08:31,039 Here’s an idea – it’s a retirement party, yes? 164 00:08:31,199 --> 00:08:34,193 Okay. So what happens after you retire? You die. 165 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:35,765 - He changed his mind. - Again? 166 00:08:35,944 --> 00:08:38,050 So, why don’t we dig a big hole, 167 00:08:38,147 --> 00:08:40,588 throw him in, hand everybody a shovel, 168 00:08:40,717 --> 00:08:42,298 they take turns covering him up. 169 00:08:42,386 --> 00:08:43,978 We go inside, have dinner, 170 00:08:44,146 --> 00:08:45,987 the wife gets used to eating alone... 171 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:47,603 We are not going to bury him alive. 172 00:08:47,722 --> 00:08:50,666 Well, fine then. What is the new theme? 173 00:08:50,877 --> 00:08:52,172 He is calling me back at four. 174 00:08:53,108 --> 00:08:55,740 I got the flags and... he changed his mind again. 175 00:08:55,857 --> 00:08:58,638 He’s worse than my mother at the Glory of Easter T-shirt stand. 176 00:09:01,005 --> 00:09:02,499 - You kept the receipt, I hope. - Yup. 177 00:09:02,587 --> 00:09:04,824 Good God, this party is gonna be the death of me. 178 00:09:04,901 --> 00:09:06,544 - Or someone. - Go call the florist. 179 00:09:06,785 --> 00:09:08,255 - You’re stressed. - You’re observant. 180 00:09:08,623 --> 00:09:10,912 Well, I was going to save this for later, 181 00:09:10,974 --> 00:09:12,104 but you look like you need it now. 182 00:09:12,453 --> 00:09:13,124 What’s that? 183 00:09:13,764 --> 00:09:17,778 I have been cordially invited to Sherry Tinsdale’s C-section. 184 00:09:18,269 --> 00:09:19,237 No way! 185 00:09:19,775 --> 00:09:22,340 Friday, February seventh, six o’clock p.m. 186 00:09:22,453 --> 00:09:24,757 Join the girls for a toast, a hug, 187 00:09:24,901 --> 00:09:27,927 a wave to the mommy as they wheel her off, dinner at Sushi Sushi, 188 00:09:28,081 --> 00:09:30,625 and then back to the hospital for a formal viewing 189 00:09:30,702 --> 00:09:34,583 of brand-new baby Georgia. RSVP at your earliest convenience. 190 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:38,803 P.S. -- gifts are not necessary, but always appreciated. 191 00:09:38,937 --> 00:09:41,052 - I don’t even know where to start. - I knew you would like it. 192 00:09:41,134 --> 00:09:43,709 - You have to RSVP to a C-section. - And bring a gift. 193 00:09:43,831 --> 00:09:45,521 I wonder if Laura Mercier makes Demerol. 194 00:09:45,777 --> 00:09:47,416 - You wanna keep it? - Oh, yes, please. 195 00:09:47,528 --> 00:09:48,676 But don’t lose it. I need the phone number. 196 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:50,672 So, are you going? 197 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,039 Well, I don’t know. 198 00:09:52,146 --> 00:09:54,773 I mean, I know it’s weird, but I kind of wanna see Georgia. 199 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:55,981 She’s sort of my sister. 200 00:09:56,213 --> 00:09:57,666 She’s more than sort of your sister. 201 00:09:58,082 --> 00:10:00,524 I just think it would be cool to meet her the night that she’s born. 202 00:10:00,626 --> 00:10:01,813 It’s a good story to talk about. 203 00:10:02,771 --> 00:10:03,638 You should go. 204 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,112 I should, shouldn’t I? 205 00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:07,769 And you should take pictures and wear a hidden microphone 206 00:10:07,887 --> 00:10:09,274 ‘cause I wanna hear everything. 207 00:10:09,402 --> 00:10:11,307 - I’ll see what I can do. - Oh, shoot. 208 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,467 Sook... 209 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,385 God! 210 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,159 I just need to go on record that a grown man 211 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,443 should not throw himself a Beanie Baby retirement party. 212 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,221 Just hold your breath this one actually takes. 213 00:10:28,307 --> 00:10:30,395 And how is Sookie supposed to plan a Beanie Baby menu? 214 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:32,419 - Lots of beans. - I think this is ridiculous. 215 00:10:32,603 --> 00:10:35,070 Angel face, you need to learn that there are going to be times in your life 216 00:10:35,138 --> 00:10:37,139 when you have to do ridiculous things for money. 217 00:10:37,283 --> 00:10:39,603 If you’re Adrian Zmed, that includes everything 218 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,272 that ever happens in your whole career. 219 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:45,389 Oh Rory, come on. Did you order from Amazon again? 220 00:10:45,451 --> 00:10:46,811 ’Cause we’re going to get your books their own house. 221 00:10:46,915 --> 00:10:47,755 I didn’t, I swear. 222 00:10:47,891 --> 00:10:49,182 - It’s from my mother. - What is it? 223 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,168 It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me. 224 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,473 I thought she discarded those years ago. 225 00:10:58,973 --> 00:11:00,411 Just drop the Beanies by the door. 226 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,139 "Girls, here are some travel books 227 00:11:04,277 --> 00:11:06,541 I stumbled across in your father’s study. 228 00:11:07,436 --> 00:11:09,387 I thought they could help in the planning 229 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,773 of your European adventure." She’s insane. 230 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:12,941 We have travel books. 231 00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:14,686 No, sweetie, these aren’t our kind of travel books. 232 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,950 These are Paris and Nicky Hilton’s kind of travel books. 233 00:11:17,171 --> 00:11:18,732 "Selected Hotels of Europe," 234 00:11:19,157 --> 00:11:24,016 "Hotels, Restaurants and Inns of Great Britain and Ireland, 1986", 235 00:11:24,405 --> 00:11:27,540 "Myra Waldo’s Travel and Motoring Guide to Europe, ’78." 236 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:29,802 Wow, these will be an enormous help in planning our trip. 237 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:31,553 Hey, you wanna go see the Berlin Wall? 238 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:32,413 Sounds great. 239 00:11:32,594 --> 00:11:33,868 My God, I remember these books. 240 00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:36,301 I think the only person in my house who ever read them was me. 241 00:11:36,475 --> 00:11:38,296 This hotel is five hundred dollars a night. 242 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,022 Five hundred dollars a night twenty years ago. 243 00:11:40,145 --> 00:11:41,421 What could a hotel possibly have 244 00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:42,721 that would make it five hundred dollars a night? 245 00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:44,052 An English menu? 246 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,526 Christopher, stop it, I’m trying to open the door. 247 00:11:49,617 --> 00:11:51,911 Graceful and lovely they enter. 248 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,208 - Is she home? - I don’t know. 249 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,035 - Mom, are you home? - Mom, are you home? 250 00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:57,627 - Shh, she’ll hear you. - So, she likes me. 251 00:11:57,738 --> 00:11:58,707 Oh, that’s right. 252 00:11:58,992 --> 00:12:00,861 Mom, it’s me, Lorelai, I’m home! 253 00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:02,946 I’m home and I’m taking my sweater off. 254 00:12:03,428 --> 00:12:05,398 I’m taking my sweater off and dropping it on the floor. 255 00:12:06,162 --> 00:12:07,959 I’m dropping it on the floor and walking away from it. 256 00:12:08,276 --> 00:12:10,254 I’m walking away from it and leaving it on the floor, 257 00:12:10,365 --> 00:12:13,290 and in two years I’m gonna register Democrat. 258 00:12:14,477 --> 00:12:16,423 - Looks like no Emily. - Where’s Sofia? 259 00:12:16,552 --> 00:12:17,550 - Fired. - Already. 260 00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:18,892 She touched the Baccarat unicorn. 261 00:12:18,987 --> 00:12:20,866 - My God, is she insane? - Apparently so. 262 00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:23,960 Okay, so, to recap, there’s no Emily and there’s no Sofia. 263 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,223 And there’s no supervision whatsoever. 264 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,200 - What will we do? - Let’s celebrate. 265 00:12:28,317 --> 00:12:29,039 Celebrate what? 266 00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:30,447 - No more midterms. - Hear, hear. 267 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,404 - Okay, I say that we drink to it. - Hear, hear. 268 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,440 - Scotch, vodka, or gin? - Hear, hear. 269 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,652 And put a cherry in it. 270 00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:39,064 It looks like the Gilmores are planning a trip again. 271 00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:41,456 Where to this time? 272 00:12:41,706 --> 00:12:43,733 Someplace fabulous where they’ll stay at a fancy hotel 273 00:12:43,802 --> 00:12:45,793 with a lot of other rich Americans so they won’t have to talk 274 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:47,441 to anyone who actually lives in that country. 275 00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:50,539 "Myra Waldo’s Travel and Motoring Guide to Europe." 276 00:12:50,678 --> 00:12:51,717 Hello Myra. 277 00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:53,392 Oh God, I hope they go over Christmas. 278 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:55,127 That would be as holly jolly as it gets. 279 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,276 Smooth. 280 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,555 Hey, guess what I decided – 281 00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:02,977 - I’m not gonna go to college. - Are you serious? 282 00:13:03,145 --> 00:13:04,913 I’m taking a year and I’m going to Europe. 283 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,948 I’m gonna backpack, train it, sleep on a bench, see the world. 284 00:13:08,057 --> 00:13:10,499 And you’ve told Straub and Francine about your big plans, I’m sure. 285 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:11,522 Ah, it doesn’t matter. 286 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,950 I’m outta here the second that diploma’s in my hand. 287 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:14,933 Sounds good. 288 00:13:15,199 --> 00:13:16,054 You’re coming with me. 289 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:17,339 - Oh, I am? - Yup. 290 00:13:17,437 --> 00:13:19,226 I’m sleeping on a bench? Okay, how does that picture look to you, 291 00:13:19,272 --> 00:13:21,107 ‘cause to me it looks like a big no. 292 00:13:21,153 --> 00:13:22,603 Fine, you we get a room for, 293 00:13:22,654 --> 00:13:24,396 and then I’ll just sleep on the bench outside. 294 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,285 - Much better arrangement. - So you’ll go? 295 00:13:26,437 --> 00:13:28,173 Christopher, you’re supposed to go to college. 296 00:13:28,276 --> 00:13:29,311 I’m supposed to go to college. 297 00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:32,055 Then you’re supposed to join your dad’s firm where you’ll get a corner office 298 00:13:32,116 --> 00:13:33,586 and big stick to shove up your butt. 299 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:34,743 Change of plans. 300 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,131 You can’t just change the plans. 301 00:13:36,243 --> 00:13:37,555 The plans came over on the Mayflower. 302 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:39,019 Come on, Lor. Let’s get out of here, 303 00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:41,947 let’s get away from this place. Let’s take Myra and just bolt. 304 00:13:42,142 --> 00:13:44,405 Leave a note on the dining room table. "Dear Richard and Emily, 305 00:13:44,563 --> 00:13:46,273 I don’t belong here, I’m going somewhere else, 306 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,932 I’ll call you when I get there. Love, Lorelai.’ How does that sound? 307 00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:51,967 Well, the word "whoopee" comes to mind. 308 00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:54,185 So, then, it’s a plan. 309 00:13:54,814 --> 00:13:55,648 It’s a plan. 310 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:03,325 Hey, I want to sleep amongst thirteenth century tapestries 311 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,111 and chocolates made by local artisans. 312 00:14:05,183 --> 00:14:07,543 Okay, then, it’s settled. We’re not staying at any place 313 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,571 that wasn’t built for Napoleon the third’s doctor 314 00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:11,455 or doesn’t have a Chagall in the bathroom. 315 00:14:11,554 --> 00:14:12,214 Hear, hear. 316 00:14:13,565 --> 00:14:15,645 Now we just have to figure out how we’re gonna pay for it. 317 00:14:16,668 --> 00:14:18,286 Hey, how good’s your organ grinding? 318 00:14:24,249 --> 00:14:25,329 I called last night and I asked her 319 00:14:25,374 --> 00:14:27,398 to talk me through the Korean War and she said she was busy. 320 00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:29,200 - Oh, she’s definitely got a boyfriend. - I know. 321 00:14:29,308 --> 00:14:30,854 - I for one think it’s about time. - I agree. 322 00:14:30,955 --> 00:14:32,328 It wasn’t healthy, all that non-dating. 323 00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:34,447 It definitely didn’t help that whole skin thing she was going through. 324 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,370 How come she didn’t tell us? 325 00:14:35,468 --> 00:14:37,014 I think she just wanted to make sure it was gonna take. 326 00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:40,542 So, tell us, what’s this Jamie like? 327 00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:43,337 You know, I really don’t feel like talking about Paris right now. Or ever. 328 00:14:43,471 --> 00:14:44,987 Oh, come on, you know him, we don’t. 329 00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:46,231 - Is he sexy? - Does he have a good car? 330 00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:47,510 - How’s the trust fund? - How’s the profile? 331 00:14:47,561 --> 00:14:49,067 - Will the prom pictures work? - How are his friends? 332 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,511 Yes. Is there spin-off potential? 333 00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:53,578 - Whoops. - Bye. 334 00:14:54,038 --> 00:14:55,324 Okay, everyone, gather around. 335 00:14:55,432 --> 00:14:58,401 I have in my hand the 2002 Franklin Yearbook photos. 336 00:14:58,488 --> 00:15:01,479 I got copies for everyone, so let’s leave the Barney’s clearance sale reenactment 337 00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:02,898 for another day, shall we? 338 00:15:03,399 --> 00:15:05,141 And, please take note of the fact that the idea 339 00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:08,499 of posing under the new school banner was a major, major success. 340 00:15:08,837 --> 00:15:10,158 - Paris. - Yes? 341 00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:11,500 - I’m sneezing. - What? 342 00:15:11,616 --> 00:15:13,563 In the picture. I’m sneezing and my head is turned. 343 00:15:13,656 --> 00:15:14,803 Oh, yeah, I noticed that, 344 00:15:14,905 --> 00:15:17,115 but every picture had something wrong with it and I had to pick the one 345 00:15:17,173 --> 00:15:18,853 that was the best for the largest number of people. 346 00:15:18,955 --> 00:15:20,892 - We took ninety pictures. - What’s your point? 347 00:15:20,968 --> 00:15:23,491 My point is in ninety tries, there wasn’t one other picture 348 00:15:23,532 --> 00:15:25,064 that was good for the group and didn’t have me looking 349 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,519 like I’m in Cirque du Soleil. 350 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,114 Sorry. Life can play some cruel tricks sometimes. 351 00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:31,173 Life had a little help from the Gellar camp this time. 352 00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:33,496 We are not done. 353 00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:39,103 - Hello? - Rory, hi, listen. 354 00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:42,029 I just got the call and – hold on a sec. I’ll call him back. 355 00:15:42,283 --> 00:15:43,450 I’m back, sorry. Where was I? 356 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:44,352 Who is this? 357 00:15:44,546 --> 00:15:46,221 Maureen Rollins, Sherry’s friend. 358 00:15:46,349 --> 00:15:49,016 Oh, yes, right, Maureen, I’m sorry, I... 359 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,126 Don’t worry about it. Listen, I know the invitation said 360 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,052 that we were all gathering at the c-section next week, 361 00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:55,150 - but Sherry just went into labor. - What? 362 00:15:55,228 --> 00:15:57,065 She screwed up, she’s in labor, and she wanted me 363 00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:59,969 to call all the girls and beg them to get down to the hospital ASAP. 364 00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:01,596 It’s a big screw-up. 365 00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:02,785 I guess. 366 00:16:02,903 --> 00:16:03,962 - Can you come? - Well... 367 00:16:04,009 --> 00:16:05,370 - You’re a child, right? - What? 368 00:16:05,437 --> 00:16:06,031 School? 369 00:16:06,318 --> 00:16:07,290 School, you have school? 370 00:16:07,563 --> 00:16:09,062 Yes, I have school, but... 371 00:16:09,154 --> 00:16:11,935 Is there anyway you could reschedule school just for today? 372 00:16:12,073 --> 00:16:13,983 She completely screwed up, but she’s still our Sherry. 373 00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:16,093 Well, I’m actually done with school now. 374 00:16:16,195 --> 00:16:17,486 I could grab a train and... 375 00:16:17,598 --> 00:16:19,409 That would be the best, the absolute best. 376 00:16:19,497 --> 00:16:22,001 You are a great kid. She’s at Boston Memorial. 377 00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:25,457 I will meet you there. Listen, I have Graydon Carter on the other line. 378 00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:26,870 - Who? - Graydon Carter. 379 00:16:26,932 --> 00:16:28,468 - I have to go. - Okay, bye. 380 00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:40,020 Please make sure the light is very soft. 381 00:16:40,117 --> 00:16:41,797 I want a luminous quality. 382 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,179 I’m gonna have to see the young lady 383 00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:44,592 before I can set the final lighting. 384 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:45,673 Yes, of course. 385 00:16:45,991 --> 00:16:48,115 Arletta, did you call Lorelai? 386 00:16:48,305 --> 00:16:49,805 Yes, ma’am. Twenty minutes ago. 387 00:16:49,979 --> 00:16:50,843 And what did she say? 388 00:16:50,963 --> 00:16:52,293 She said she was still getting dressed. 389 00:16:52,483 --> 00:16:53,716 Do you want me to go up there again? 390 00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:54,955 No, I’ll do it. 391 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,705 I swear, you’d think that it was my coming out portrait, not hers, 392 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:01,116 for the amount of concern she has about all of this. I’ll be right back. 393 00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:03,179 Don’t scratch the floor. 394 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:11,285 Yeah? 395 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:13,793 Lorelai, the photographer needs you downstairs. 396 00:17:13,921 --> 00:17:14,873 I’ll be there in a sec. 397 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,010 He needs you now, not in a sec. 398 00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:21,248 - I don’t hear you walking toward the door. - Mom, please. 399 00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:22,631 - I’m coming in. - No. 400 00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:25,652 I don’t have time for your attitude young lady. 401 00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:27,541 This man is being paid by the hour. 402 00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:28,888 Why aren’t you dressed? 403 00:17:28,985 --> 00:17:29,472 I just... 404 00:17:29,892 --> 00:17:32,150 I think the zipper’s too new or stiff or something. 405 00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:33,097 Turn around, I’ll do it. 406 00:17:37,158 --> 00:17:38,309 - Oh my God. - What? 407 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,454 It’s not the zipper, it’s the dress. 408 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,267 - It’s too small. - Are you sure? 409 00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:43,676 Of course I’m sure. 410 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,288 It’s too small. How can it be too small? 411 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,835 We had a fitting three months ago. 412 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,652 - Have you gained weight? - No. 413 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,723 - Hold your breath. - I am. 414 00:17:49,841 --> 00:17:52,447 - Hold your breath! - I am! 415 00:17:53,446 --> 00:17:55,571 The only thing I can think of is the dressmaker 416 00:17:55,611 --> 00:17:57,505 must’ve written the measurements down wrong. 417 00:17:57,849 --> 00:17:59,333 What are we supposed to do now? 418 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,279 I certainly can’t take a picture of you like that. 419 00:18:01,463 --> 00:18:02,150 Sorry. 420 00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:04,750 I’ll just have to have him come back next week. 421 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:07,849 And I’m going to call that woman at the dress shop and give her a piece of my mind. 422 00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:10,620 My God, is everyone in the world completely incompetent? 423 00:18:11,147 --> 00:18:12,892 Put on your sweats and run around the block. 424 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,094 You’re gonna fit into the next dress no matter what. 425 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:32,145 Okay, I have five minutes to drink as much coffee as I can 426 00:18:32,207 --> 00:18:34,192 before I have to drive to Hartford to spend the evening 427 00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:36,200 with my mother alone and... who am I saying this to? 428 00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:37,812 I was listening. 429 00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:39,231 - Where’s Luke? - I don’t know. 430 00:18:39,508 --> 00:18:41,746 Is he here? Is he coming back? How fresh is that pot? 431 00:18:41,817 --> 00:18:43,137 I don’t know, I don’t know, it was sitting there 432 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,798 when I got here but that’s only been a minute so I don’t know. 433 00:18:44,919 --> 00:18:45,786 Oh, thank God. 434 00:18:46,031 --> 00:18:49,461 Hey, I desperately need a massive cup of coffee to go and... 435 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,530 - What happened to your face? - What do you mean? 436 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,973 - It’s visible. - Oh, I shaved. 437 00:18:54,248 --> 00:18:55,509 - You going to the bank? - No. 438 00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:56,221 - Funeral? - No. 439 00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:58,233 - Drag club? - Let’s get you your coffee, shall we? 440 00:18:58,422 --> 00:19:00,157 - Hey, isn’t that the sweater that... - Yes, it is. 441 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,647 - You look nice. - Thank you. 442 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,383 - What’s the occasion? - Oh, well... 443 00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:05,867 Oh, it’s a girl... 444 00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:09,630 Nicole, this is Lorelai. 445 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,458 Nice to meet you. I’m Nicole Leahy. 446 00:19:11,582 --> 00:19:12,400 Lorelai Gilmore. 447 00:19:12,646 --> 00:19:13,907 - Wow, you look nice. - Yeah, you, too. 448 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:14,940 So, you ready or should I sit down? 449 00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:16,180 No, let’s go, I’m ready. 450 00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:18,075 Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll just... 451 00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:19,774 Oh, hey, Luke... 452 00:19:19,835 --> 00:19:20,547 She’s a lawyer. 453 00:19:20,823 --> 00:19:21,428 So what? 454 00:19:22,149 --> 00:19:23,456 - Luke! - Shh! 455 00:19:23,603 --> 00:19:24,285 Hello? Yes. 456 00:19:24,638 --> 00:19:26,743 No, I’m sorry, Monday’s not gonna work, it’ll have to be Tuesday. 457 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,825 Yes, well, your client breaking a contract is fairly annoying also, 458 00:19:29,886 --> 00:19:31,043 but we’re all dealing with that. 459 00:19:31,622 --> 00:19:32,800 Terrific to hear. Bye Michael. 460 00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:35,257 Sorry. The phone is going off now. 461 00:19:35,356 --> 00:19:36,896 It’s okay. Make as many calls as you want. 462 00:19:37,823 --> 00:19:39,056 - Nice meeting you. - You, too. 463 00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:46,214 As soon as I can. All right, bye. 464 00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:49,134 - Maureen? - Yes? 465 00:19:49,799 --> 00:19:50,419 I’m Rory. 466 00:19:51,997 --> 00:19:54,014 I’m Christopher’s daughter. You called me to come down. 467 00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:56,267 Rory, yes, sweetie, thank God you’re here. 468 00:19:56,353 --> 00:19:58,841 Sherry’s gonna be so happy to see you. She’s a basketcase. 469 00:19:59,186 --> 00:20:01,028 - Well, who wouldn’t be, right? - Where’s everyone else? 470 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,206 - Oh, they’re working. - What? 471 00:20:02,355 --> 00:20:04,258 We had all planned on next week, but Sherry screwed up, 472 00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:05,651 so what can you do? Thank God you’re here. 473 00:20:05,749 --> 00:20:07,545 She’ll be thrilled. She’s feeling a little abandoned. 474 00:20:07,638 --> 00:20:09,794 Now, she’s right in there. Do not mention how fat she is. 475 00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,068 For some reason, she’s extremely sensitive about that today. 476 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:15,227 Okay, kiss. I’ll call you later to find out how everything’s going. 477 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,241 Wait, where are you going? 478 00:20:16,411 --> 00:20:18,012 I’ve gotta get back to work. I’m swamped today. 479 00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:19,078 You’re leaving me here alone? 480 00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:21,357 Believe me, I would love to stay hon – impossible. 481 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,750 What can I say? Sherry screwed up. 482 00:20:22,886 --> 00:20:25,109 Anyhow, you’ll be fine. If you need anything, call. 483 00:20:25,576 --> 00:20:26,497 I don’t have your number. 484 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:27,578 Sherry’s got it. 485 00:20:34,019 --> 00:20:35,575 Sherry? It’s Rory. 486 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:36,389 Rory? 487 00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:38,330 Oh my God, I’m so glad you’re here. 488 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:39,477 How are you? 489 00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:41,244 This wasn’t supposed to happen now. 490 00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:41,935 I know. 491 00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:43,055 Christopher’s out of town. 492 00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:45,093 I think Maureen called him and left a message 493 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,387 but it doesn’t matter because he’s not here. Where’s Maureen? 494 00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:49,754 Oh, she had to go back to work, but she said she’d call later. 495 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:51,280 - She’s at work? - Yes. 496 00:20:51,402 --> 00:20:52,504 I’m lying in a bed. 497 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,373 God knows what’s gonna happen. 498 00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:55,857 You’re going to have a baby. 499 00:20:55,996 --> 00:20:57,096 And she goes back to work. 500 00:20:57,614 --> 00:21:01,330 I would love to go back to work, but I can’t because I have to stay here. 501 00:21:01,485 --> 00:21:03,138 Well, yeah, because you’re going to have a baby. 502 00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:04,332 She’s not here. 503 00:21:04,879 --> 00:21:06,482 None of my friends are here. 504 00:21:06,722 --> 00:21:09,708 Christopher isn’t here. No one is here. 505 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,777 No one but you. 506 00:21:12,257 --> 00:21:13,584 Thank God you’re here, Rory. 507 00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:15,355 I don’t think that I could do this by myself 508 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,419 because this wasn’t supposed to happen until next week. 509 00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:18,637 I wrote it down. 510 00:21:19,548 --> 00:21:20,491 I wrote it down. 511 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,576 I wrote it down! 512 00:21:25,339 --> 00:21:26,809 Boy, do you look thin. 513 00:21:31,649 --> 00:21:33,424 Well, it’s a rare treat to have an evening alone 514 00:21:33,465 --> 00:21:34,909 with my daughter uncoerced. 515 00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:36,057 Yes, it is, isn’t it? 516 00:21:36,343 --> 00:21:37,501 So Rory’s at the hospital? 517 00:21:37,752 --> 00:21:41,176 Yeah. She’s gonna see her new half-sister fresh from the oven. 518 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,819 That’s about an unpleasant a description as I’ve ever heard. 519 00:21:43,994 --> 00:21:45,769 - I thought we’d have martinis. - Very good thought. 520 00:21:45,914 --> 00:21:47,049 - Olives? - Twist. 521 00:21:47,665 --> 00:21:49,845 So how’s Rory feeling about Christopher’s new baby? 522 00:21:50,127 --> 00:21:52,484 She’s very excited. It’s kind of cute. 523 00:21:52,641 --> 00:21:53,728 You should’ve gotten her a puppy. 524 00:21:53,891 --> 00:21:54,439 Stop. 525 00:21:55,151 --> 00:21:55,935 No maid tonight? 526 00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:57,937 Leloni usually takes Sundays off, 527 00:21:58,018 --> 00:22:00,820 but she wanted to switch and seeing as it’s just you and I, I said yes. 528 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,376 Leloni, huh? Very exotic name. 529 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,795 She’s from Honolulu. 530 00:22:03,953 --> 00:22:05,443 - Cool. Does she know Don Ho? - No. 531 00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:06,246 - Charo? - No. 532 00:22:06,339 --> 00:22:07,748 The C&H Pure Cane Sugar dancers? 533 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,733 Lorelai, please, we don’t have a buffer here tonight. 534 00:22:10,056 --> 00:22:11,828 So who cooked dinner? 535 00:22:12,099 --> 00:22:15,442 Please don’t tell me it’s you ‘cause we can always... diet. 536 00:22:15,817 --> 00:22:18,606 Leloni made a roast before she left and I heated it up. 537 00:22:18,852 --> 00:22:20,000 You did? 538 00:22:20,230 --> 00:22:22,745 I even added a little wine to the pan to keep it from drying out. 539 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,054 Well, who died and made you Sara Moulton? 540 00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:26,978 Drink this and be quiet. 541 00:22:28,755 --> 00:22:29,452 So... 542 00:22:30,092 --> 00:22:31,520 how long is Dad gone for this time? 543 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:32,411 Two weeks. 544 00:22:32,536 --> 00:22:33,476 Didn’t he just come home last week? 545 00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:34,342 Yes, he did. 546 00:22:34,449 --> 00:22:36,241 So business must be pretty good? 547 00:22:36,384 --> 00:22:38,664 I suppose. He has to work twice as hard as he ever did, 548 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,013 and I’m still not sure that he’s actually made a dime yet. 549 00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:44,193 However, he does see to be having the time of his life, so what can you do? 550 00:22:44,269 --> 00:22:45,126 Nothing, I guess. 551 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,300 Hey Mom, can I ask you something? 552 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:49,314 Of course you can. 553 00:22:49,477 --> 00:22:50,855 What do you do while Dad is gone? 554 00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:52,381 I do all sorts of things. 555 00:22:52,524 --> 00:22:53,271 Like what? 556 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,649 I keep this house running. 557 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,989 And I have my DAR meetings 558 00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:58,888 and there’s always a thousand calls to make. 559 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:02,857 I have functions and fundraising events to organize. A million different things. 560 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,255 Okay, but what do you do at night? 561 00:23:04,486 --> 00:23:05,126 Excuse me? 562 00:23:05,309 --> 00:23:07,256 I mean, you don’t organize functions at night, do you? 563 00:23:07,725 --> 00:23:08,821 What are you insinuating? 564 00:23:08,961 --> 00:23:10,302 I’m not insinuating anything, Mom. 565 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,385 I’m just trying to find out a little bit about your life. 566 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:15,366 Your father calls every night at nine o’clock and we talk. 567 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,546 So, you spend fifteen minutes talking to Dad 568 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:20,471 and then you hang up the phone and you – 569 00:23:21,071 --> 00:23:23,292 what? Watch television? 570 00:23:23,517 --> 00:23:24,986 I don’t watch that much television. 571 00:23:25,131 --> 00:23:28,402 I don’t find forensic work quite as fascinating as the rest of the world. 572 00:23:28,511 --> 00:23:30,415 But you have cable, right? I mean, you could watch movies. 573 00:23:30,696 --> 00:23:33,394 Yes, but I never know where the maid puts that guide they send you, 574 00:23:33,548 --> 00:23:36,488 so I always wind up turning it on after a movie has already started 575 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:38,361 and I don’t like to come in on the middle of things. 576 00:23:38,597 --> 00:23:41,039 But you could tape the movies, or get a DVD player. 577 00:23:41,147 --> 00:23:42,535 I don’t need a DVD player. 578 00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:45,310 Why not? Then you could buy all those musicals you love 579 00:23:45,376 --> 00:23:47,429 and watch them whenever you felt like it. 580 00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:49,119 I’m not an invalid, Lorelai. 581 00:23:49,293 --> 00:23:50,757 Of course you are, Mother. 582 00:23:50,819 --> 00:23:52,156 Why else would I suggest a DVD player? 583 00:23:52,248 --> 00:23:53,773 I can fill my time all by myself 584 00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:56,230 and I’d like you to drop this conversation right now. 585 00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:58,248 Where are you going? 586 00:23:58,510 --> 00:23:59,523 We’re going to eat. 587 00:24:01,195 --> 00:24:03,215 Just because you leave the room 588 00:24:03,271 --> 00:24:04,920 doesn’t mean the conversation’s over. 589 00:24:05,309 --> 00:24:08,197 I started the conversation. The conversation’s in me. 590 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,932 Therefore, when I get over there, 591 00:24:10,097 --> 00:24:12,058 the conversation’s just gonna start up again. 592 00:24:16,149 --> 00:24:17,126 This is unbelievable. 593 00:24:17,404 --> 00:24:19,089 Absolutely unbelievable. 594 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:20,860 - I feel sick. - Everything’s gone. 595 00:24:20,972 --> 00:24:22,780 It’s been tossed right out the window. 596 00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:24,567 Stop crying. 597 00:24:24,675 --> 00:24:25,842 Here Francine, drink your water. 598 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,721 We all need to calm down. Getting upset isn’t going to get us anywhere. 599 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,183 What do we tell people? 600 00:24:30,562 --> 00:24:31,716 Who needs to know? 601 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,046 What do you mean, who needs to know? 602 00:24:33,159 --> 00:24:34,485 You don’t have to yell at me, Straub. 603 00:24:34,552 --> 00:24:36,375 Everybody has to know, Emily. 604 00:24:36,492 --> 00:24:38,823 Everybody will know. We can’t pretend this didn’t happen. 605 00:24:38,919 --> 00:24:40,723 - You could send her away. - Excuse me? 606 00:24:40,922 --> 00:24:42,827 Aren’t there places that take girls like that? 607 00:24:43,006 --> 00:24:44,133 Girls like what, Francine? 608 00:24:44,305 --> 00:24:45,085 Girls in... 609 00:24:46,637 --> 00:24:48,889 I can’t handle this, I can’t handle this at all. 610 00:24:48,967 --> 00:24:50,307 Stop crying, dammit. 611 00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:52,575 Christopher is just as much to blame as Lorelai is. 612 00:24:52,648 --> 00:24:54,379 - Like hell he is. - They are in this together. 613 00:24:54,434 --> 00:24:55,249 I don’t see why. 614 00:24:55,331 --> 00:24:57,942 Why should Christopher sacrifice everything we’ve planned for him just because... 615 00:24:58,009 --> 00:25:00,364 Choose your words extremely carefully, Straub. 616 00:25:00,487 --> 00:25:03,344 Emily, you know we love Lorelai, you know that. 617 00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,551 But Christopher’s so young, he’s a baby. 618 00:25:05,683 --> 00:25:08,208 Lorelai’s not exactly collecting social security. 619 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,457 Why doesn’t she get rid of it? 620 00:25:09,979 --> 00:25:11,101 - What? - Straub. 621 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:13,164 - It’s an option. - It certainly is not an option. 622 00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:14,813 - Why not? - Because I say so. 623 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,528 Then what the hell are you suggesting, Emily? 624 00:25:16,621 --> 00:25:18,424 What’s your great solution to this problem? 625 00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:19,606 They will get married, 626 00:25:19,873 --> 00:25:20,911 they will live here, 627 00:25:21,029 --> 00:25:23,148 and Christopher will go to work at my company. 628 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,367 That is the solution. 629 00:25:25,146 --> 00:25:26,226 Now, we have a plan 630 00:25:26,411 --> 00:25:28,475 so we can all stop talking about it. 631 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:31,342 Please excuse me, I have work to do. 632 00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:36,236 I think Richard’s plan sounds very sensible. 633 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:38,347 I just have one question – why his company? 634 00:25:38,607 --> 00:25:40,112 What do you mean, his company? 635 00:25:40,184 --> 00:25:41,439 Well, I have a law firm. 636 00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:42,468 Christopher could go to school. 637 00:25:42,679 --> 00:25:44,133 I know we’re all upset here folks, 638 00:25:44,184 --> 00:25:45,893 but maybe we should ask the kids what they think. 639 00:25:46,021 --> 00:25:47,900 Lorelai, Christopher, anything to add here? 640 00:25:47,968 --> 00:25:49,150 Quiet, they’ll hear you. 641 00:25:49,304 --> 00:25:52,289 Not likely. I don’t know how much longer I can just sit here like this. 642 00:25:52,366 --> 00:25:53,563 It’s okay, let them talk. 643 00:25:53,656 --> 00:25:54,936 They’re talking about us. 644 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,590 They’re trying to figure out what to do. 645 00:25:56,651 --> 00:25:58,260 What to do with our lives – our lives! 646 00:25:58,346 --> 00:26:00,206 Yours and mine and... its. 647 00:26:00,349 --> 00:26:01,402 We’re gonna need their help. 648 00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:02,576 We can take care of ourselves. 649 00:26:03,047 --> 00:26:04,500 - How? - We’ll figure it out. 650 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,025 It’s okay. It sounds okay. 651 00:26:07,153 --> 00:26:08,051 What sounds okay? 652 00:26:08,178 --> 00:26:09,898 You know, working for your dad, living here. 653 00:26:10,216 --> 00:26:11,557 - It sounds okay. - Chris, no! 654 00:26:11,598 --> 00:26:13,590 What about Europe? What about sleeping on a bench in Paris? 655 00:26:13,671 --> 00:26:15,377 - We can’t do that now. I have to get a job. - No! 656 00:26:15,464 --> 00:26:16,774 - I have to make money. - No! 657 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,544 It’s okay, really. 658 00:26:20,195 --> 00:26:22,516 You’re not even listening to each other. 659 00:26:22,604 --> 00:26:24,861 Oh, for God’s sake Francine, shut up! 660 00:26:25,112 --> 00:26:27,074 So, we’ll see you next Friday at three. 661 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:30,118 And once again, sorry for the short notice. Okay, bye. 662 00:26:31,018 --> 00:26:32,043 Great, who’s next? 663 00:26:32,571 --> 00:26:33,850 Sheldon Harnick. 664 00:26:34,071 --> 00:26:35,249 Try and set him for Wednesday. 665 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,219 Oh, and don’t tell him I’m pregnant. He hates pregnancy. 666 00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:39,556 Oh, how about a plumbing problem? 667 00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:40,379 Sounds good. 668 00:26:40,783 --> 00:26:42,652 Okay, so how are we doing? 669 00:26:43,612 --> 00:26:44,598 I’m not sure. 670 00:26:44,987 --> 00:26:47,262 Don’t be nervous. Everything’s going to be just fine. 671 00:26:47,395 --> 00:26:49,610 I just wanted to check on you and to see who’s going to be 672 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,163 with you in the delivery room while it’s happening. 673 00:26:51,265 --> 00:26:53,599 Oh, my fiancé’s on his way. He’s on his way, right? 674 00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:54,553 Yes, he’s on his way. 675 00:26:54,783 --> 00:26:56,713 Okay, so when he gets here, he’ll come in with me. 676 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,249 And if he doesn’t get here in time? 677 00:26:58,408 --> 00:26:59,544 Then we’ll just have to wait. 678 00:26:59,714 --> 00:27:01,408 I’m afraid that’s gonna be a little tough to arrange. 679 00:27:01,517 --> 00:27:02,785 Once it starts, that’s it. 680 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:06,482 Okay, well, then I guess it’s Rory. 681 00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:07,875 Right? 682 00:27:10,696 --> 00:27:11,588 Absolutely. 683 00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:13,298 Okay, then I’m gonna get you a gown 684 00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:15,679 and some gloves so you’ll be all set in case you have to go in. 685 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,793 - That sounds great. - I’ll be right back. 686 00:27:20,328 --> 00:27:21,481 Okay, where were we? 687 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:25,100 Listen, Sherry, I really need a cup of coffee. 688 00:27:25,607 --> 00:27:27,235 Would you mind if I ran out really quick? 689 00:27:27,358 --> 00:27:29,437 Oh, no, go ahead. I’ll make the next few calls myself. 690 00:27:35,035 --> 00:27:37,706 - Hello? - Mom, they’re giving me gloves! 691 00:27:37,819 --> 00:27:38,812 What are you talking about? 692 00:27:38,935 --> 00:27:41,531 I don’t want gloves, I don’t want a gown, I don’t wanna be in there. 693 00:27:41,721 --> 00:27:42,360 In where? 694 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,490 - In the delivery room with Sherry. - What? 695 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,062 Dad’s not here yet and she’s freaking out 696 00:27:46,149 --> 00:27:47,603 and she told the nurse I’m going in and... 697 00:27:47,675 --> 00:27:48,817 Where are her other friends? 698 00:27:48,956 --> 00:27:50,927 They had to work. I’m here all by myself 699 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:53,440 and I’m trying very hard to be calm but I’m starting to feel nauseous, 700 00:27:53,564 --> 00:27:56,380 and the hospital has a smell, and there are noises, 701 00:27:56,447 --> 00:27:59,217 and those gowns do not stay closed and I’ve seen a lot of butts today! And... 702 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:00,497 Okay, sweetie, calm down. 703 00:28:00,584 --> 00:28:02,115 - I need you. - Rory. 704 00:28:02,228 --> 00:28:04,255 I need you, I need you here, I need you now. 705 00:28:04,905 --> 00:28:06,964 I cannot do this alone. I need my Mommy, 706 00:28:07,035 --> 00:28:08,525 and dammit, I don’t care who knows it! 707 00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:10,307 - What hospital is it? - Boston Memorial. 708 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:12,350 - I’ll be right there. - I really, really like you. 709 00:28:12,427 --> 00:28:14,393 Tell Sherry to keep her legs crossed ‘til I get there. 710 00:28:14,521 --> 00:28:16,719 - Does that work? - No. Bye. 711 00:28:17,275 --> 00:28:19,622 Mom, I gotta go, I’m sorry. Dinner was great. 712 00:28:19,903 --> 00:28:20,768 Where are you going? 713 00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:23,789 Sherry’s freaking out and Rory’s the only one with her, 714 00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:24,885 so I’m going to the hospital. 715 00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:28,796 You’re going to be with Rory’s father’s girlfriend while she has his baby? 716 00:28:28,899 --> 00:28:31,623 Gee, Mom, I can’t at all tell what your opinion on that might be. 717 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:32,586 Why would you do this? 718 00:28:32,688 --> 00:28:35,289 This woman pulled Christopher away from you, away from Rory. 719 00:28:35,439 --> 00:28:37,461 She destroyed any chance you might have had... 720 00:28:37,526 --> 00:28:39,442 Rory asked me to come, that’s why I’m going. 721 00:28:39,602 --> 00:28:41,567 I don’t understand what Rory’s doing there either. 722 00:28:41,654 --> 00:28:42,807 She’s going to have a sister. 723 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:43,635 Half-sister. 724 00:28:43,729 --> 00:28:45,500 Thank you for a lovely dinner. I’ll see you next week. 725 00:29:22,806 --> 00:29:24,555 - Are you done? - Yes. 726 00:29:24,995 --> 00:29:26,951 Okay. Is anyone with you, hon? 727 00:29:27,074 --> 00:29:27,688 No. 728 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:29,717 Someone will be up to get you in just a second. 729 00:29:29,894 --> 00:29:30,618 Thanks. 730 00:30:00,701 --> 00:30:02,666 Excuse me, Sherry Tinsdale’s room please? 731 00:30:02,851 --> 00:30:03,909 - Right through there. - Thank you. 732 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:05,820 Mom! 733 00:30:06,561 --> 00:30:08,083 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 734 00:30:08,298 --> 00:30:10,597 You’re welcome, and I will be holding this over you for the next ten years. 735 00:30:10,669 --> 00:30:11,877 - What are you doing? - Xeroxing. 736 00:30:11,959 --> 00:30:12,477 What? 737 00:30:12,619 --> 00:30:15,420 Sherry had some status reports she promised to fax to people by tomorrow 738 00:30:15,486 --> 00:30:18,001 but she didn’t bring enough, and so I’ve been trying to find a Xerox machine. 739 00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:19,850 I finally conned someone in ICU into letting me use theirs. 740 00:30:19,936 --> 00:30:22,640 - I haven’t found a fax machine yet, but... - Okay, come on. 741 00:30:22,829 --> 00:30:24,442 - I have to fax these. - Let’s go. 742 00:30:24,539 --> 00:30:25,543 But we have a deadline. 743 00:30:27,006 --> 00:30:29,229 Yes, I’m having them faxed over right now. 744 00:30:29,511 --> 00:30:30,668 Yes, that’s right. 745 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:33,335 I’m not sure if the numbers I have are the numbers that you have. 746 00:30:33,869 --> 00:30:34,893 That’s right, that’s bad. 747 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,292 I think you should, too. 748 00:30:38,948 --> 00:30:41,160 - Did you get those things faxed? - Sherry, hang up. 749 00:30:41,528 --> 00:30:43,469 - No, I have to finish this call. - Just say goodbye. 750 00:30:43,629 --> 00:30:44,785 - But... - You’ll call ‘em back. 751 00:30:44,894 --> 00:30:46,930 Hi. Sherry’s gonna have to call you back. 752 00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:50,208 - Yeah, I promise. Okay, goodbye. - No, that was work. 753 00:30:50,689 --> 00:30:53,592 Sherry, you really shouldn’t be working right now. 754 00:30:53,689 --> 00:30:55,477 I can’t just stop everything because I’m... 755 00:30:56,127 --> 00:30:58,820 Having a baby. Admitting it is the first step, honey. 756 00:30:58,938 --> 00:31:00,586 I’m not ready. I had it planned. 757 00:31:00,785 --> 00:31:02,640 - Christopher was supposed to be here. - I know. 758 00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:04,032 I don’t know what to do. 759 00:31:04,176 --> 00:31:06,315 The first thing you have to do is calm down and stop working. 760 00:31:06,512 --> 00:31:09,379 And the second thing is, you need to tell me why you’re sitting like that. 761 00:31:09,506 --> 00:31:11,016 Maureen told me that Howard Stern said 762 00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,558 that if you squat, it makes the baby come out faster. 763 00:31:12,741 --> 00:31:16,050 Okay, as long as you have a sane reason from a reliable source. 764 00:31:16,239 --> 00:31:17,698 - I’m scared. - I know. 765 00:31:17,894 --> 00:31:20,090 It’s scary, and it hurts like hell. 766 00:31:20,218 --> 00:31:22,419 And remember, when it comes out not to look at it too hard 767 00:31:22,558 --> 00:31:25,902 until they give it a good cleaning, or you’ll think you gave birth to phlegm. 768 00:31:25,968 --> 00:31:29,234 But, once they give it a good scrub, it’s just unbelievably cool. 769 00:31:29,403 --> 00:31:30,034 Yeah? 770 00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:33,043 And look how good they grow up. Not bad, huh? 771 00:31:34,857 --> 00:31:35,810 I hope I get that lucky. 772 00:31:36,716 --> 00:31:37,738 I’ve got a good feeling. 773 00:31:39,368 --> 00:31:40,054 Thank you. 774 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:42,834 Lorelai? 775 00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:44,538 Yeah? 776 00:31:44,893 --> 00:31:46,091 My ankles are starting to hurt. 777 00:31:46,470 --> 00:31:47,698 Okay, grab an arm. 778 00:31:52,854 --> 00:31:54,118 I’m glad you’re here. 779 00:31:54,241 --> 00:31:56,511 At this moment, you probably should be. 780 00:32:05,145 --> 00:32:07,516 - She’s jogging in place. - Why? 781 00:32:07,772 --> 00:32:10,158 I think she’s hoping to aerobicize the thing right out of there. 782 00:32:10,235 --> 00:32:11,130 Should we stop her? 783 00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:12,626 I tried. She almost took an eye out. 784 00:32:12,687 --> 00:32:13,726 That can’t be good for the baby. 785 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:15,386 It’s probably no worse 786 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:17,618 than the guilt trip it’s gonna get for showing up a week early. 787 00:32:17,679 --> 00:32:18,591 You do know it’s a girl. 788 00:32:18,710 --> 00:32:22,417 Yes, I should probably stop calling it "it". Her "it". 789 00:32:22,616 --> 00:32:23,860 I was just bringing you some coffee. 790 00:32:24,035 --> 00:32:25,903 Thanks. Did you try calling your dad again? 791 00:32:26,021 --> 00:32:28,704 His cell’s not in service or out of range or something. 792 00:32:28,786 --> 00:32:31,100 You do know if he doesn’t get here, I have to go in with her. 793 00:32:31,156 --> 00:32:31,801 Yes, I do. 794 00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:32,820 I don’t want to go in with her. 795 00:32:32,902 --> 00:32:34,081 At least you know what’s gonna happen. 796 00:32:34,214 --> 00:32:36,441 I had the cheap seat before. My view was quite a bit different. 797 00:32:39,575 --> 00:32:40,971 Hey, should we buy a camera or something? 798 00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:41,602 For what? 799 00:32:41,792 --> 00:32:43,353 If Dad doesn’t get here, shouldn’t we maybe... 800 00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:43,931 No. 801 00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:44,551 - But... - No. 802 00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:45,258 - Mom. - No. 803 00:32:45,453 --> 00:32:46,661 I just thought it would be nice. 804 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:49,324 Lor, Rory! 805 00:32:49,493 --> 00:32:51,306 Oh, thank God you’re here, Chris. 806 00:32:51,530 --> 00:32:52,780 Has it happened? Did I miss it? 807 00:32:52,897 --> 00:32:54,597 - No. - You have perfect timing. 808 00:32:54,761 --> 00:32:56,784 I must’ve broken fifteen different laws getting here. 809 00:32:56,845 --> 00:32:58,468 I don’t even remember where I left my car. 810 00:32:58,693 --> 00:32:59,743 I thought I wasn’t gonna make it. 811 00:32:59,831 --> 00:33:02,093 Take a breath, you did make it, and Sherry’s gonna be thrilled. 812 00:33:02,216 --> 00:33:03,328 - Where is she? - Come on. 813 00:33:03,906 --> 00:33:04,842 - Is this... - Yeah. 814 00:33:07,024 --> 00:33:09,836 - Sherry! - Christopher, you’re here! 815 00:33:09,943 --> 00:33:11,878 I can’t believe you’re here. I didn’t think you’d make it. 816 00:33:12,687 --> 00:33:14,264 Are you kidding? You think I’d miss this. 817 00:33:14,567 --> 00:33:17,368 No, I’m sorry. It’s just, I’m just in a lot of pain and I can’t think straight. 818 00:33:17,654 --> 00:33:19,026 I take it this is your fiancé. 819 00:33:19,236 --> 00:33:20,501 Yeah, this is him. 820 00:33:20,819 --> 00:33:21,904 This is my Christopher. 821 00:33:22,411 --> 00:33:23,948 Well, Christopher, are you coming in with us? 822 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,134 Try and stop me. 823 00:33:25,448 --> 00:33:26,717 Okay, let’s go then. 824 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,597 We’ll be right here, waiting. 825 00:33:31,766 --> 00:33:32,360 Have fun. 826 00:33:33,855 --> 00:33:34,613 Have fun? 827 00:33:35,586 --> 00:33:36,230 Well... 828 00:33:39,575 --> 00:33:42,207 Okay, this is a big pain and I’d really like it to go away, please. 829 00:33:42,273 --> 00:33:43,020 Just breathe deep, honey. 830 00:33:43,097 --> 00:33:44,719 Breathing doesn’t help, can I hit you instead? 831 00:33:44,807 --> 00:33:45,247 What? 832 00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:47,297 Or pinch you really hard, ‘cause that might make me feel better. 833 00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:48,216 No, you cannot hit me. 834 00:33:48,295 --> 00:33:50,403 Can I bite you or pull your hair or use the Epilady on you 835 00:33:50,450 --> 00:33:51,914 ‘cause I really need to do something. 836 00:33:52,062 --> 00:33:53,584 Lorelai Gilmore! 837 00:33:53,696 --> 00:33:55,161 Wheel this a little faster, please. 838 00:33:55,384 --> 00:33:58,601 Lorelai, you do not do this. You do not just leave a person a note. 839 00:33:58,699 --> 00:33:59,789 Okay, see the timing here? 840 00:33:59,949 --> 00:34:02,544 "Dear Mom and Dad, I’m in labor. See you later, Lorelai." 841 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:04,520 Emily, please, I feel ridiculous. 842 00:34:04,602 --> 00:34:06,605 You’re having a baby – do you know that, Lorelai? 843 00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:08,212 That explains the stomachache. 844 00:34:08,310 --> 00:34:09,917 You do not leave your house when you are having a baby 845 00:34:09,968 --> 00:34:12,302 without telling your mother. You say, "Excuse me, Mom. 846 00:34:12,365 --> 00:34:14,637 I’m having a baby, give me a ride to the damn hospital!" 847 00:34:14,735 --> 00:34:16,676 Emily, please, I wore the wrong shoes for this. 848 00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:18,785 Of all the things in the world I had a right to do, 849 00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:20,788 driving my daughter to the hospital to give birth, 850 00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:24,433 especially since she’s sixteen years old and doesn’t have her driver’s license yet, 851 00:34:24,561 --> 00:34:25,908 is definitely one of them. 852 00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:27,566 Ma’am, I need to wait out here, please. 853 00:34:27,689 --> 00:34:28,161 Why? 854 00:34:28,237 --> 00:34:29,641 Because we’re going into the delivery room. 855 00:34:29,758 --> 00:34:30,520 I want to go in. 856 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:32,652 - No, Mom, please. - Yes, Emily, please. 857 00:34:33,328 --> 00:34:34,653 Fine, we’ll be right here when you’re done. 858 00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:35,477 Super. 859 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,408 And do not think we’re finished discussing this, young lady, 860 00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:40,813 - because we are not! - Emily, let’s just sit here. 861 00:34:44,536 --> 00:34:46,486 - I’m glad he got here. - Yeah. Me, too. 862 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:48,191 So I guess now we wait? 863 00:34:49,036 --> 00:34:50,424 Yup, now we wait. 864 00:34:56,711 --> 00:34:58,114 Kirk, how long are you gonna sit here? 865 00:34:58,382 --> 00:34:59,057 What do you mean? 866 00:34:59,195 --> 00:35:00,347 It’s been four hours. Go home. 867 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,108 It’s boring at home. My TV’s broken. 868 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:03,808 - So do something else. - Like what? 869 00:35:03,895 --> 00:35:04,843 - Read a book. - What book? 870 00:35:04,950 --> 00:35:06,552 - Any book. - I’m gonna need a suggestion. 871 00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:07,495 Moby Dick. 872 00:35:07,808 --> 00:35:08,846 - That’s about the whale? - Yes. 873 00:35:09,718 --> 00:35:11,125 No. What else? 874 00:35:11,294 --> 00:35:12,646 Forget it, just sit there. 875 00:35:13,274 --> 00:35:16,572 So he just drove all the way to New York, picked up the cheese, 876 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:19,129 drove back. Nobody talked about it ever again. 877 00:35:19,199 --> 00:35:20,377 Oh, God, I love cheese. 878 00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:22,518 You would’ve gotten along very well with my father. 879 00:35:23,281 --> 00:35:24,397 So, you want some coffee? 880 00:35:24,525 --> 00:35:25,355 I would love some coffee. 881 00:35:25,517 --> 00:35:27,284 Have a seat. Jess, coffee over here. 882 00:35:28,867 --> 00:35:29,743 So, I have to say, 883 00:35:30,347 --> 00:35:31,770 I really hated that restaurant. 884 00:35:31,856 --> 00:35:34,500 Good, I like that we’re on the same page here. 885 00:35:34,878 --> 00:35:36,779 I did, however, have a really good time. 886 00:35:36,906 --> 00:35:39,113 Once again, I like that we’re on the same page here. 887 00:35:39,722 --> 00:35:40,993 - Okay, coffee. - Thank you. 888 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,271 Did you have a good time? 889 00:35:42,386 --> 00:35:43,461 Yes, we had a really good time. 890 00:35:44,151 --> 00:35:46,543 Okay, well, I’m going to go out for about an hour. 891 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:47,910 What are you talking about? It’s 11:30. 892 00:35:47,986 --> 00:35:49,426 I know. I’m just gonna go out for about an hour. 893 00:35:49,554 --> 00:35:50,398 - Where? - Out. 894 00:35:50,495 --> 00:35:52,636 - Out where? - Out for about an hour. 895 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:53,690 What are you talking about? 896 00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:56,087 I’m talking about going out for about an hour. 897 00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:57,249 What – you need more time? 898 00:35:57,975 --> 00:35:59,754 Nicole, will you excuse me for a minute? 899 00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:00,962 - Sure. - Okay. 900 00:36:13,076 --> 00:36:14,770 They have amazing communication. 901 00:36:27,629 --> 00:36:28,805 I guess I’m not going out for about an hour. 902 00:36:28,867 --> 00:36:29,764 Say goodnight, Jess. 903 00:36:29,931 --> 00:36:31,428 I don’t understand you, man. 904 00:36:31,484 --> 00:36:32,692 My mystique is part of my charm. 905 00:36:32,876 --> 00:36:34,514 You at least want me to take a walk around the block? 906 00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:35,698 - Jess. - Take an extra long shower? 907 00:36:35,769 --> 00:36:37,582 - Go upstairs. - Sorry, I tried. 908 00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:45,958 Lor? 909 00:36:47,961 --> 00:36:48,851 Are you a daddy? 910 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:51,975 Come on, come look. 911 00:36:52,354 --> 00:36:53,507 We’ll wake Rory later. 912 00:37:08,462 --> 00:37:09,298 So how was it? 913 00:37:09,404 --> 00:37:12,568 Oh, man, Lor, in my wildest dreams, I never could’ve imagined. 914 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:17,617 I’ve never been that nervous or terrified or nauseous in my entire life. 915 00:37:17,710 --> 00:37:22,277 It was like the most amazing thing ever in the world. 916 00:37:22,352 --> 00:37:23,229 It was like... 917 00:37:23,864 --> 00:37:25,462 - You know. - Yes, I do know. 918 00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:27,848 I’ve never seen anything like it. 919 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,421 And Sherry was great. 920 00:37:29,603 --> 00:37:32,272 I’m flying, I mean it, I’m flying. 921 00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:35,053 There. 922 00:37:36,864 --> 00:37:39,007 - That’s my daughter. - I can tell. 923 00:37:39,103 --> 00:37:39,886 How? 924 00:37:40,188 --> 00:37:42,988 I think she conned that one out of his blanket. 925 00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:44,965 She’s perfect. 926 00:37:46,035 --> 00:37:47,197 Rory was perfect. 927 00:37:48,447 --> 00:37:50,582 She, however, is a good solid second. 928 00:37:51,755 --> 00:37:53,019 I just can’t believe it. 929 00:37:55,217 --> 00:37:56,188 She’s beautiful, 930 00:37:57,618 --> 00:37:58,288 really. 931 00:37:59,057 --> 00:38:00,519 Congratulations Christopher. 932 00:38:00,853 --> 00:38:01,550 Thank you. 933 00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:04,114 Thank you for everything. 934 00:38:06,655 --> 00:38:07,402 Of course. 935 00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:23,846 - She’s pretty. - She’s perfect. 936 00:38:25,073 --> 00:38:26,762 So, I guess we should get married. 937 00:38:35,349 --> 00:38:36,794 I should wake Rory, don’t you think? 938 00:38:38,236 --> 00:38:39,717 Yeah, she’d like to see this. 939 00:38:51,422 --> 00:38:55,148 I’ll get it, Leloni. You find out where that smell is coming from. 940 00:38:57,059 --> 00:38:58,211 - Lorelai. - Hi, Mom. 941 00:38:58,386 --> 00:39:00,158 What on Earth are you doing here? What is this? 942 00:39:00,229 --> 00:39:01,272 This is your new DVD player. 943 00:39:01,544 --> 00:39:02,414 My what? 944 00:39:02,630 --> 00:39:05,595 Plus, I picked up Singin’ in the Rain, Funny Girl, 945 00:39:05,655 --> 00:39:08,344 Easter Parade, An American in Paris, and as an added bonus, 946 00:39:08,451 --> 00:39:11,294 the new classic dance series – Urban Cowboy, Saturday Night Fever, 947 00:39:11,406 --> 00:39:12,886 Grease, Footloose, and Flashdance. 948 00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:16,348 Trust me, you’re gonna be cutting up your sweatshirts all weekend. 949 00:39:16,424 --> 00:39:17,076 Why did you do this? 950 00:39:17,177 --> 00:39:18,088 ‘Cause I thought you’d enjoy it. 951 00:39:18,426 --> 00:39:20,970 But I don’t know anything about a DVD player. 952 00:39:21,064 --> 00:39:23,225 Mom, trust me, once it’s hooked up, 953 00:39:23,296 --> 00:39:24,923 all you’ll have to know is how to press play. 954 00:39:25,159 --> 00:39:26,613 - But who’s gonna hook it up? - I am. 955 00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:28,222 You know how to hook this up? 956 00:39:28,323 --> 00:39:29,644 I know how to read an instruction manual. 957 00:39:29,788 --> 00:39:31,072 - Since when? - Please. 958 00:39:31,164 --> 00:39:32,845 Maybe we should get a professional. 959 00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:34,668 I can do this. Just give me five seconds here. 960 00:39:36,788 --> 00:39:37,474 Well? 961 00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:40,125 Well, can you do it? 962 00:39:40,832 --> 00:39:41,865 Oh, just forget it. 963 00:39:42,076 --> 00:39:45,907 Mom, please, just let me focus on this for one more second, 964 00:39:45,988 --> 00:39:49,445 and if I cannot do it, I’ll get a professional DVD guy in here to install it, okay? 965 00:39:50,407 --> 00:39:52,303 I still don’t understand why you got me this. 966 00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:55,221 I love this movie. 967 00:39:59,753 --> 00:40:00,849 Lorelai, we’re leaving! 968 00:40:01,755 --> 00:40:03,895 What do you know? She finally put Rory’s stroller away. 969 00:40:03,981 --> 00:40:05,806 It’s the first time in a year I haven’t tripped over that thing. 970 00:40:05,912 --> 00:40:06,618 Where’s my scarf? 971 00:40:06,746 --> 00:40:08,426 I told Tina to put everything out for you, Richard. 972 00:40:08,651 --> 00:40:10,260 - Out where? - Look on the table. 973 00:40:10,356 --> 00:40:12,139 You have to be more specific with her, Emily. 974 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:12,963 Fine, Richard. 975 00:40:13,034 --> 00:40:15,273 There should be a designated place to put things. 976 00:40:15,399 --> 00:40:16,727 Whatever you say, Richard. 977 00:40:16,808 --> 00:40:19,676 Lorelai, we are leaving! Please acknowledge that! 978 00:40:19,815 --> 00:40:21,218 Where is that girl? 979 00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:23,342 This is not the scarf I asked for. 980 00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:25,067 It looks fine. Can you just wear it? 981 00:40:25,514 --> 00:40:27,428 No, I’m gonna go back upstairs 982 00:40:27,505 --> 00:40:29,426 and get the scarf I intended to wear in the first place. 983 00:40:29,892 --> 00:40:31,242 I’m surprised at you Emily. 984 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,402 These are your friends we’re seeing tonight. 985 00:40:33,814 --> 00:40:36,512 You would have thought that my appearance would be a priority for you. 986 00:40:37,014 --> 00:40:39,502 I didn’t want to go to this thing in the first place. 987 00:40:39,901 --> 00:40:41,555 I have an early meeting in the morning, 988 00:40:41,632 --> 00:40:43,172 and I would much rather go to bed 989 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:46,705 and ignore the fact that the symphony has to reupholster its mezzanine this year. 990 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:48,867 Emily? 991 00:40:52,442 --> 00:40:53,402 Emily? 992 00:40:55,622 --> 00:40:57,801 - Well, can you do it? - I have no idea. 993 00:40:57,961 --> 00:40:59,415 Where are you going? Are you going to take it back? 994 00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:00,551 - I’m going upstairs. - Why? 995 00:41:00,664 --> 00:41:02,568 I think I should put this in your bedroom. That’s your best TV. 996 00:41:02,682 --> 00:41:04,253 You just said you didn’t know how to hook that up. 997 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,262 I’ll figure it out. 998 00:41:05,462 --> 00:41:08,396 But there are wires involved and connections and electricity. 999 00:41:08,478 --> 00:41:09,850 You could hurt yourself or set the house on fire. 1000 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,960 In your Easter bonnet... 1001 00:41:12,149 --> 00:41:14,853 - You could ruin our television set. - ... with all the frills upon it, 1002 00:41:14,943 --> 00:41:19,399 you’ll be the grandest fella in the Easter parade. 1003 00:41:19,517 --> 00:41:21,775 - I'll be all in clover... - I don’t like being ignored, Lorelai. 1004 00:41:21,861 --> 00:41:27,049 ... and when they look us over, we’ll be the proudest people in the Easter parade. 1005 00:41:41,426 --> 00:41:49,149 Synchro: Amariss - www.foromfr.com - 1006 00:41:50,149 --> 00:42:00,149 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org