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"AV (Adult Video), a tool for men's sexual fantasy,"

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"a world of men domination."

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"What if one day, everything is overturned,"

4
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"and the roles of men and women have swapped..."

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My name is Wyman Chan. I'm a writer,

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pen name "Touchez Moi"

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I write erotic fiction

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for newspaper.

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I'm not ashamed of it.

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Cuz it requires certain writing skills.

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For examples, boobies,

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I'll refer them as Pinky Peaches,

13
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and vagina as the Waterfall Cave.

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She is my girlfriend. She is also a writer.

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A well-known

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romance novelist - Ceclia Jik.

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A few years ago, her lovey-dovey novel...

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THINK OF YOU IN HIS ARMS
has gone to 10th printing,

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sold as much as Hong Kong Map.

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A sentence of hers worth

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more my whole column.

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Look at her, elegant and decent

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But actually she has a dark side...

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Harder!

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Harder!

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Harder...

27
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Left turn!

28
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Wait a minute, left turn?

29
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Is it like driving?

30
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What a dumb-ass!

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Every time I have to remind you! Like this!

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Remember? I taught you so many times! Like this!

33
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It hurts!

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Am I hot?

35
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Of course!

36
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Look at me!

37
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Look at me!

38
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Why are you pushing so hard?

39
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Go deeper!

40
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Why are you digging so deep?

41
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I am about to come, let's come together!

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It's coming.

43
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It's here.

44
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I came already.

45
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You didn't scream when you were cumming.

46
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Yes, I did.

47
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I cried out, "Wow, it's here, I came".

48
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But your eyes didn't even flip once?

49
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Yes, they did!

50
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You could see the whites,

51
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as if I was blind

52
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Really?

53
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Really!

54
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Let's have a round two, now!

55
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Again?

56
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It's like this...

57
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Sex has traumatized me.

58
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Larry, stop rushing me,

59
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it's almost done, just the ending now...

60
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What? I don't need to write anymore?

61
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You can't just scrapped an adult section like this.

62
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Do you know how many men in Hong Kong

63
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rely on my work for their jerk breaks?

64
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Have you ever thought of me working
in the sports section?

65
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Let me refer you...

66
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Everything can be found on the internet now,

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the adult section is a goner.
I'm now in the religion section.

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Yesterday featured The Gospel, today is Buddha.

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Buddha is good!

70
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Simon, we are really doomed...

71
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I know, the adult section is scrapped,

72
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I won't last very long here either...

73
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Ah, the world is changing!

74
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Who knows pervert business
would die out one day...

75
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Look at you,

76
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selling pirated porn here, that's stealing...

77
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But now you can't even survive as a thief!

78
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What has become of Hong Kong? The city is dying!

79
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You're wrong,

80
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the city is dead.

81
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But I think that pervert business would never die.

82
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Think about it, what is the origins of humans?

83
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It's by being horny!

84
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If humans are not horny, how do we exist?

85
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There must be a way!

86
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Yes...But now everything on the internet is free,

87
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who would pay?

88
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Content is more important than a freebie.

89
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Do you understand? A great content!

90
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We don't fucking understand.

91
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In Hong Kong, there is "Home Ownership Scheme",

92
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for porn DVDs,

93
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there must be one that satisfy perverts' crave!

94
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Let's ask the gang to invest a few thousands each,

95
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and invest into making an AV.

96
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We can film whatever

97
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we want as we are investors,

98
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and the gang can also go
to see the on-site shooting.

99
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We three can sell the movie out...

100
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and split the profit.

101
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But shouldn't it be quite expensive to make an AV?

102
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Not exactly!

103
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I have asked around. The cost of filming an AV...

104
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can be a few thousands to a few hundred thousands,

105
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it's entirely up to you.

106
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That's right! We can work around the budget.

107
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Think about it,

108
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a Michelin food tour costs the same already,

109
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and there is no guarantee you would be full!

110
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An AV production trip will definitely
attract so many people!

111
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It's really feasible!

112
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I have a friend who sends me AVs
from Japan regularly.

113
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Have her arrange the trip,

114
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and we can even sell our movie
to the Japanese after!

115
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Great. She can have half the profit,
we have the other half.

116
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It seems that everything is coming together!

117
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If it's for real, I'm interested too.

118
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Who are you?

119
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I'm here to buy porn.

120
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A few thousands for the real stuff,

121
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I think my friends will be interested too.

122
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You see? Our first investor!

123
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If we succeed this time,
we can do it for long-term!

124
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Let's do it then,
I am getting so turned on already.

125
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Just talking about it give me a stiff y!

126
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That one's great!

127
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That one there - "Bed your wife".
Give me that one.

128
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Fuck! Why the fuck are you buying!
Go home and download!

129
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Talk show!

130
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- What talk show?
- David Letterman works here!

131
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- He is really famous.
- This way...

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By the way, who is the woman

133
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that helps us to make this AV?

134
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She is a Hong Konger, but has lived
in Japan for a long time.

135
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It's her who sends me Japanese AVs

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to make pirated ones.

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This time she has helped us a lot.

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Look, the one who is squatting there is her.

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Hatoyama!

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It's here.

141
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Up the stairs is a paradise amid
these busy surroundings.

142
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It's quite a secret place.

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It fits what we come for.

144
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I have a bad feeling about it.

145
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This is yours,

146
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yours,

147
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yours,

148
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yours,

149
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yours“.

150
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These are yours.

151
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I will show the special rooms in a minute,

152
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I can assure that you will all be so wowed!

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Wow!

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You see? It really 'wows' the fuck out of you!

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The special thing of here is
you can slide in and out,

156
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it's a fucking great feature!

157
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It looks just the same as a morgue!

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Of course not!

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In a morgue, you are wheeled out,
here you do it yourself.

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Now I know a place that's

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worse than subdivided flats!

162
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How can we live in such a small room?

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If you see it as a locker,

164
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it's actually fucking huge!

165
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Excuse me, you are Shitdog...

166
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Shodaiko Hatoyama.

167
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Miss Shodaiko,

168
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you are right.

169
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We should always look at the bright side.

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We don't come here to stay
in a five-star hotel, right?

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That's right!

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Our money should be spent in the right place.

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Yes!

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Our energy should also be used in the right place.

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Thank you very much, Miss Shodaiko!

176
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You are welcome!

177
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Shodai, touching balls... is your real name?

178
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Or your hobby?

179
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My mom gave me this name.

180
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- Your morn likes to touch balls...
- Yes!

181
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Fuck, would this be a set-up?

182
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Well, what I fear the most now...

183
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is this Shodaiko will be
the leading actress in our AV.

184
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Now you are really scaring me!

185
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It won't be that bad, I have already told her...

186
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we only want a famous AV actress with big tits.

187
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Don't you think that you guys
are actually quite pessimistic?

188
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You always assume that we are being set up.

189
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Then what should we do?

190
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Think about it, as a man,
we have seen AVs for decades,

191
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and have jerked off thousands of times.

192
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But tomorrow will be the first time

193
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to encounter a real AV girl,

194
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and have our own AV.

195
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Shouldn't we have an ablution...

196
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to welcome this sacred moment?

197
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An ablution?

198
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Raining is actually not too bad!

199
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It will be even heavier tomorrow...

200
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How do you know?

201
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AV girls usually have really big
and "heavy" boobs...

202
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Tomorrow is gonna be better.

203
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Look everyone,

204
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here is the holy place of AV...

205
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and also an all-in-one studio.

206
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Look over there, a clinic...

207
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where "Hot and Steamy Nurse" is often filmed.

208
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Here's a classroom,

209
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where "innocent School Girl" is filmed.

210
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Isn't it fucking amazing?

211
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Wow!

212
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Hey!

213
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This bed is the one I've seen in many AVs!

214
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Take me a photo...

215
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I fuck you...

216
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I bang you...

217
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No! Stop!

218
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Your eyes are really sharp,

219
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many AV actors have actually creamed here.

220
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Where exactly?

221
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Generally it's there!

222
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Under a UV light,

223
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it will glow!

224
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You see!

225
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:09,063
Good morning, everyone!

226
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This is the director, you can ignore him.

227
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:14,109
Oh really? At least bow
and pay a tribute like in a funeral.

228
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I resign myself to your guidance!

229
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Hello everybody,

230
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this is Miss Yui Tatsumi.

231
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,045
Hello everyone, I'm Yui Tatsumi.

232
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I am here for your guidance.

233
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Yui Tatsumi. F Cup. Former Race Queen.

234
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Her nickname is "the Queen of Race Queen"!

235
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Feeling excited is understandable.

236
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But if we don't start the shooting,

237
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it won't be finished on time.

238
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It's actually quite dull.

239
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Yeah, it's so boring.

240
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Cut!

241
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Miss Shodaiko, please translate for me.

242
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Ok.

243
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To be honest,

244
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I think that the AV actor's performance is so-so.

245
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He is so predictable.

246
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,160
Now that we have the final say,

247
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:08,288
I think he can try the hardest
position right from the start.

248
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,581
- Great idea!
- The hardest position? What is it?

249
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,917
Let's try...

250
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The Helicopter!

251
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,129
Excuse me,

252
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,465
The Helicopter...

253
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:22,219
He can't do this one? Never mind.

254
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:23,345
Let's try a 69 then?

255
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,763
This one is not bad!

256
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,768
Whatever you say, it's not possible.

257
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,354
He can't do this either? So useless.

258
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,982
Let's try something simpler then, The Pile Driver?

259
00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:37,609
Wait, wait a minute. What happens?

260
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:40,029
What is this? I can't do it if this continues.

261
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- I understand.
- Let's continue then .

262
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They are the investors,
just do whatever you feel like.

263
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,038
They said that shagging is a progressive act.

264
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What? Have they lost their fucking mind?
Progressive?

265
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,459
It's been like this for years.

266
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,836
Your AVs should take a leap, no?

267
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,714
I say, we should it do like this, right?

268
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He says...

269
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,010
Are you looking down on me?

270
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,928
You guys know nothing about AV,
shut the fuck up or leave!

271
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,723
What? We don't know AV?
We are all professional audience!

272
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,641
You dumb-ass, we have watched
pirated AVs for decades!

273
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,977
How many years have you been filming Avs?

274
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,187
- Shut up!
- Oh, I am so scared!

275
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,730
Stop yapping, if you are so great,
speak in Japanese.

276
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:15,689
Don't you have the least bit of work ethics?

277
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,942
Go film it yourselves, I quit!

278
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,361
What the fuck, how can he leave like that?

279
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,154
So unprofessional!

280
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,322
What can we do now?

281
00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:25,157
Oh, the main actor is fucking gone!

282
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:26,408
Let's have another guy!

283
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,160
Let me make this clear,

284
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,828
lam only the middleman,

285
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,539
and I have already sold this AV's copyright,

286
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,167
if you can't deliver, you have to pay me back!

287
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,794
What? That serious?

288
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,921
You are so talented to be a traitor.

289
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,506
How do you know that she is not?

290
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,550
Why doesn't one of you take up the role?

291
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,887
She asked if one of you guys can take up the role.

292
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,890
Wow, it's actually in your advantage,

293
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,767
you cannot only see but fuck as well,

294
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,060
one stone two birds!

295
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,645
You're crazy!

296
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,314
Why don't you take part as well! Fucking crazy!

297
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,400
You go! The Helicopter is your idea!

298
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,861
Stop that, let's get someone quick.

299
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,031
Larry, I am so happy for you.

300
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,199
I've never thought...

301
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,576
taking you here can favor you in this way.

302
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,079
Let me go and buy you a Redbull and some condoms!

303
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:13,372
Hold on second...

304
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,290
I frankly cannot do it.

305
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,416
What the fuck!

306
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,919
A minute ago you were suggesting
The Helicopter and such.

307
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,420
I really want to do it.

308
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,214
But my inner thigh has this birthmark,

309
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,215
it's so recognizable!

310
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,008
Don't be silly,
everyone has a birthmark like this!

311
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:25,425
That's right!

312
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,178
But my birthmark is in a shape of
Mickey Mouse,

313
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,055
I worry I would be sued by Disney
if it's exposed in the film!

314
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,056
You are so annoying.

315
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,141
Wait a minute...

316
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,059
What about him? Can you?

317
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,519
What do you think?

318
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,062
I can't either...

319
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,522
Why not?

320
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,399
Mine is curved.

321
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:42,943
What curved?

322
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:45,696
Have you ever seen...

323
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:46,947
a twisted bamboo?

324
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,495
Hey, Tommy!

325
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,581
You are such a pervert, why don't you go?

326
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,125
I'm sorry, I have to confess...

327
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,960
that I'm actually a tomboy.

328
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,379
That's why I didn't remove my pants
for the ablution.

329
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,339
You can't be fucking serious!

330
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,300
That's why you have boobs!

331
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,594
If you guys don't settle this now,
I will chop you all in pieces!

332
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,678
You motherfucker!

333
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,305
Hey! Stop! Don't!

334
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,599
The Japanese triad is real evil.

335
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,976
I know one of them,
his little finger was chopped off...

336
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,186
just because he bought the
wrong brand of cigarettes!

337
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,937
What the fuck can we do now?

338
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,274
Listen to me,

339
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,110
as a Chinese,

340
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,446
we have this golden opportunity
to come to Japan,

341
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:30,115
and to use our bodies to justly "punish"...

342
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,618
a Japanese girl without holding back.

343
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,370
Stop asking what our country has done for us,

344
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:36,955
we should ask in return,

345
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,626
what have we done for our country?

346
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,628
That's right!

347
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,088
Let's prove to Japanese girls...

348
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,257
we Chinese aren't the Sick man of Asia!

349
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,885
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!

350
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,845
That's right! Yui Tatsumi is ours too!

351
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:57,017
Ours...

352
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,268
Great!

353
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,854
I'm really happy-

354
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,731
It seems that we have reached a consensus.

355
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,943
So, who will be the Lucky Boy tonight?

356
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,361
You!

357
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,113
Ha, you silly boys!

358
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:15,994
Hello.

359
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:17,663
Hello.

360
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,622
Yes.

361
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,461
Thank you.

362
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,671
Yes.

363
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,841
Take her clothes off, you fucking moron!

364
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,843
Yes, yes, I'm doing it now!

365
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,024
Hurry up! Are you making a stew?

366
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,526
Why don't you do it?

367
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,697
Excuse me.

368
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,042
No! Stop it, no!

369
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,419
Don't worry.

370
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,133
No!

371
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,432
No!

372
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,725
No!

373
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,310
Can you just let me go?

374
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,644
I will pay you anyway!

375
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:29,234
Take the top off...

376
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,528
Take his pants off...

377
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:32,988
Don't...

378
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,406
Don't...

379
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,034
Don't...

380
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,546
It's in!

381
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,103
It's in again!

382
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:08,690
What's this?

383
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:09,816
She is gushing!

384
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,488
You guys are the worst!

385
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,324
Forcing me into all this!

386
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:08,667
He is so cute and funny.

387
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,547
Before I met Ozawa-san,

388
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:18,844
I didn't know women can actually take the lead.

389
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:27,894
I am a bit stirred but feel so happy.

390
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,946
I feel so sorry for you,

391
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,322
as you look so miserable in the film,

392
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,450
it gives me tears when I watch it.

393
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,163
Do you think that it can be pixelated more?

394
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,038
Excuse me...

395
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,206
Yes!

396
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,042
This...mosaic effect, ok?

397
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,377
Ok, 0k! No problem!

398
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,045
Thank you.

399
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,467
Hey man!

400
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,218
What's wrong with you? The mosaic effect...

401
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,929
is see-through! Can you make it more blurred?

402
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,348
Can you also not just focus on my dick?

403
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,142
Put a mosaic on my face as well!

404
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,393
No...

405
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,312
The whole face...Put it on the whole body!

406
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,564
Um...ok, ok!

407
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,901
You know what, blur the whole picture!

408
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,910
Don't you worry,

409
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,244
If you remove your glasses,

410
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,871
no one would recognize you.

411
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,748
Try now.

412
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,460
Who are you?

413
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:36,671
You don't have to do this, I'm not an idiot!

414
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,134
Before all this, I thought...

415
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,596
it's really stressful for women to
take off their clothes,

416
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:48,391
but now I realize it's worse for men.

417
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,895
Let's not talk about me.

418
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,438
What about you? Simon told me...

419
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,940
you are from Hong Kong,

420
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,442
shouldn't you have a Chinese name?

421
00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,152
Or your family name is really Hato
as in Hatoyama?

422
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,155
It's been so long.

423
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,949
I don't fucking remember.

424
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:07,953
So...

425
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,955
it's a secret.

426
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,708
Actually I stay in Japan...

427
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:17,170
for a fucking romantic reason.

428
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,297
I have been waiting for someone.

429
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:21,800
Why don't you ask who I'm waiting for?

430
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:22,676
I don't on purpose...

431
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,302
so that you would shut up!

432
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,908
I feel like I was in a dream,
and now that I wake up,

433
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:50,161
my life with AV has come to an end.

434
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,621
Who knows...

435
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:54,165
it's just the beginning.

436
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,361
Let's put it beside Sex Pistols.

437
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:30,243
Ming, yes?

438
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,370
Wyman, you are freaking awesome!

439
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:35,040
Everyone "likes" that video on the forum.

440
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,041
What video?

441
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,375
Stop pretending!

442
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,335
You can't be serious...

443
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,461
That adult video, "The Innocent Man"!

444
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,547
Everyone is crazy forwarding,
the link can't even load now.

445
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,549
Who is that girl?

446
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,926
Yui Tatsumi? Wow, she is hot!

447
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,386
Go to Japan...

448
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,389
It's on the forum of "Family Kingdom"?

449
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:54,017
Any many other sites as well?

450
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:57,687
Sis, that's not me!

451
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,439
No!

452
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:02,067
Morn, that's not me, Mom!

453
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:10,575
Yes, Cecilia?

454
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,453
Wyman Chan, turn on the TV to the News Channel,
NOW!

455
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,288
Why?

456
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,722
Recently there's been an AV circulating
on the internet,

457
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,933
the main actor in this video is rumoured
to be a Hong Konger.

458
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,434
Since the release of the video,

459
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:38,436
it has already got a million hits a day...

460
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:39,813
around all the sites in Hong Kong,

461
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,399
and the same goes in Taiwan and Southeast Asia.

462
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,942
And the most unexpected thing is,

463
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,110
this video...

464
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:47,404
has caused a national uproar in Japan!

465
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,239
Now let's talk to Carrie,

466
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,241
our correspondent in Tokyo.

467
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,453
Since its release,

468
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,622
it has swept across the internet in Japan.

469
00:24:57,789 --> 00:24:59,499
Recently he has also beaten all the Japanese idols,

470
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,793
and is voted No. 1 by the readers...

471
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,171
of a popular Japanese female magazine...

472
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,589
as the "Man of One Night Stand".

473
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,925
Since I have watched this video,

474
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,803
I dream of him every night,

475
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:15,974
my husband is already complaining!

476
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:18,143
I think he's really cute,

477
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,478
In the past, men always conquer
women fiercely in AVs,

478
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,230
but now the roles have been switched.

479
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:26,735
I really enjoyed watching it!

480
00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:30,029
As it swapped the roles of men and women
in traditional AVs,

481
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,449
this releases the suppression in women...

482
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:37,662
who feel that they have been
looked down in AVs.

483
00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,330
Recently Japanese AV companies

484
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:40,749
have got countless calls,

485
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:43,001
regarding the true identity of this man.

486
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,086
There is also a headhunt campaign
launched on the internet.

487
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,630
It is believed that the identity of
this man will soon be exposed.

488
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,966
CSC News, from Carrie here in Tokyo reports.

489
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,391
I'm so sorry, this is really an accident!

490
00:25:58,558 --> 00:25:59,684
I won't do it again!

491
00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:02,771
It's really not on purpose! I was forced!

492
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,323
Cecilia, please don't go!

493
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:15,658
If you go, I die right in front of you!

494
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:37,639
Hold on!

495
00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,224
Stop there!

496
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,476
Do you recognize me?

497
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,228
How can I not?

498
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,396
You are that Shodaiko from Japan!

499
00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:48,566
Yes! Why are you so fucking silly
and commit suicide?

500
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,235
You're right!

501
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,445
Why do I have to fucking commit suicide?

502
00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:54,405
If I want to die,

503
00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:55,824
I should kill you first!

504
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:56,616
You bitch!

505
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,576
Those fake mosaics have ruined my life!

506
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,411
I have lost everything!

507
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:02,497
You should have thanked those mosaics!

508
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,207
Now you are a big hit!

509
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:07,210
All the AV production companies
are looking for you!

510
00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:08,294
They said that you are one of those...

511
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:10,129
Impressionism AV Actors,

512
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,090
all the girls are turned on by you!

513
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,424
Really?

514
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:16,636
Really! Has anybody told you
that you look like Tony Leung?

515
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:20,849
To be honest,

516
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:23,476
you have no life in Hong Kong now.

517
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:26,104
Why don't you come with me
and make some big bucks in Japan.

518
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:29,732
All the women in Japan are longing
o see your body.

519
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:33,278
Why don't you earn some more
before going to die?

520
00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:36,948
Is my body really that sought after?

521
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:38,449
Really!

522
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,493
I wanna see it right now!

523
00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:42,912
But...

524
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:43,872
I guarantee,

525
00:27:44,038 --> 00:27:46,749
you will be the most popular AV actor in Japan.

526
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:49,627
Please accept my invitation,

527
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,462
and let me be your agent!

528
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,344
The legendary Hong Kong man

529
00:27:58,511 --> 00:27:59,637
now officially...

530
00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:01,931
enters Japan as "Mario Ozawa"!

531
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:03,975
Mario...

532
00:28:22,994 --> 00:28:25,955
From now on, this is your home in Tokyo!

533
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,124
Aren't the apartments in Tokyo tiny?

534
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:29,250
This one is huge!

535
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,294
It has to match with the size of your dick!

536
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:33,046
You're right!

537
00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:38,509
You don't have to do this,

538
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:40,136
I don't masturbate!

539
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,180
These are your homework!

540
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:44,349
That means the more I watch, the better I perform?

541
00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:46,184
- Correct!
- You're right.

542
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:49,520
I was forced last time, that's
why I could perform,

543
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,023
but if there are too many people on the set,

544
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:54,525
I worry there would be a problem.

545
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:55,443
Don't worry,

546
00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:57,987
there will be so many veterans on the set.

547
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,531
You wouldn't be one of them?

548
00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:02,367
No, I don't teach others!

549
00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:06,371
Harder, it's "Mooto".

550
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:07,956
Mootooo.

551
00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:10,792
Let's come together, it's "lku".

552
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,585
Ikuuu.

553
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:16,089
It feels great, it's "Kimochi".

554
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,548
Kimochiii.

555
00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:18,591
Correct.

556
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:20,551
But the three reactions seem the same?

557
00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:22,095
No, they are completely different!

558
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,721
Oh really?

559
00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:25,890
Do you need to teach me some Japanese then?

560
00:29:26,057 --> 00:29:28,059
In Japan, the most useful phrases are...

561
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:29,727
Haizara,

562
00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:31,187
Chuunama

563
00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:32,188
and "Cyu-hai".

564
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:34,524
Haizara is ashtray,

565
00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:35,900
what about "Chuunama"?

566
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:37,694
Chuunama is beer.

567
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:39,362
Then what is "Cyu-hai"?

568
00:29:39,529 --> 00:29:42,407
Cyu-hai is liquor with hot water.

569
00:29:43,157 --> 00:29:44,993
Cyu-hai, sounds like a pig's vagina, it's a drink?

570
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:46,911
Yes, it's a popular drink!

571
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,122
Before the shooting,

572
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:52,417
I have arranged you to go and learn from a master,

573
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,502
so as to boost your sex skills!

574
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,006
"Goldfinger."

575
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,758
Taka Kato the Goldfinger!

576
00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:04,595
Kato-san,

577
00:30:04,762 --> 00:30:06,305
please take me under you,

578
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,517
and teach me everything!

579
00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,622
What just happened?

580
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,084
Look.

581
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:37,712
The fly on the floor...

582
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,131
just died of an orgasm given by my fingers.

583
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,759
No kidding!

584
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,479
Rest in peace!

585
00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,748
Master, what are you doing?

586
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:22,006
The sea in 20km west-southwest
from here is gushing,

587
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:23,841
the shore is getting so wet.

588
00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:25,676
Really?

589
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:44,028
Harder!

590
00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:45,238
Yes!

591
00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:55,665
Faster!

592
00:31:56,165 --> 00:31:57,291
Yes!

593
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,378
No dinner for you if you can't dig out
potatoes before sunset!

594
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,838
Yes Master!

595
00:32:02,547 --> 00:32:04,966
Drink up while it's fresh!

596
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:06,384
Ok.

597
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,350
In Chinese tradition,

598
00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,769
the best thing is reserved for the Master

599
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,066
It's a great tradition.

600
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:43,588
Go!

601
00:32:44,255 --> 00:32:45,756
Mario Ozawa!

602
00:32:46,424 --> 00:32:48,509
You will succeed!

603
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:53,514
Go and open up the world of AV!

604
00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,935
Go!

605
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:15,119
These people look so dodgy,

606
00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:16,412
are they AV actors too?

607
00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:18,664
They are actually called "Juice-up Boys",

608
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:20,583
the ejaculation back-ups for the real AV actors.

609
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:23,920
When the main actor is not be able to
or ejaculate too early,

610
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:25,463
we have to count on them.

611
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:28,216
During the shooting,

612
00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:30,968
it's actually not the real actors
in the close-ups, it's them.

613
00:33:31,302 --> 00:33:32,178
Oh, I see.

614
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:35,848
Like in action movies, there are doubles
for the real stars.

615
00:33:38,226 --> 00:33:40,603
They are paid per ejaculation,

616
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,521
so it's better to keep it hard all the time.

617
00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,983
But how do they count?

618
00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:47,360
Every time they did it,

619
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,320
a rubber band is added on their wrist.

620
00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:50,655
Since they haven't jerked off yet,

621
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:52,031
they don't have any now.

622
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:55,952
Excuse me! I'm so sorry!

623
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:02,500
Hey bro! What is this?

624
00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:04,168
I'm so sorry!

625
00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:07,713
This is called "Premature Ejaculation".

626
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:13,886
What kind of drink is he making?

627
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:15,346
Is it a men's drink for the actors?

628
00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:17,265
This is fake semen.

629
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,475
It's made of banana juice,

630
00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:22,520
condensed milk and three drops of coffee.

631
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:23,854
It looks just like the real thing.

632
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,064
Do you want to have a sip?

633
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,024
No thanks, but it does look real.

634
00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:28,776
If we already have "Juice-up Boys",

635
00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:30,486
why do we use these?

636
00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:33,572
Because sometimes we need to
take a shot of the shooting

637
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:36,158
but the actors may not be able to...So we...

638
00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:39,203
hold this...

639
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:41,205
We give them a pipe.

640
00:34:41,956 --> 00:34:43,374
Put it close to your dick, like this?

641
00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:43,874
Yes.

642
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:44,709
But then how to make it shoot?

643
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:47,295
Look here we have a pump,

644
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:48,379
you pump it and it can shoot so far.

645
00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:49,839
It's real smart!

646
00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:51,590
That's why when there is

647
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,385
a mouth or face shot in AVs,

648
00:34:54,552 --> 00:34:55,636
the girls swallow at ease,

649
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,221
that's because of the banana juice.

650
00:34:58,431 --> 00:34:59,890
Is the one there Aso Nozomi?

651
00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:01,892
Yes, you are working with her today!

652
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:02,935
Are you kidding me?

653
00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,437
It gives me so much pressure!

654
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:07,398
<i>Miss Aso,</i>

655
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,860
it's Mario's first official AV shooting today,

656
00:35:11,027 --> 00:35:11,777
please give him some guidance.

657
00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:13,154
Please look after me.

658
00:35:13,321 --> 00:35:14,613
You are welcome.

659
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,824
I have seen the work of Ozawa-san before,

660
00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:19,744
I think you are really cute.

661
00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:22,121
May I know which part of your body

662
00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:23,956
is the most sensitive?

663
00:35:24,248 --> 00:35:26,250
She asked where your G-spot is.

664
00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:27,752
Everywhere!

665
00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:29,587
The whole body!

666
00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:32,923
Ozawa-san really has a great sense of humor.

667
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:35,051
I love man with a great sense of humor.

668
00:35:40,765 --> 00:35:41,891
Ear.

669
00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:48,522
Nipple.

670
00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:51,609
Please don't...

671
00:35:51,776 --> 00:35:52,360
Don't...

672
00:35:52,526 --> 00:35:53,652
Sir...

673
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,112
Please don't, Sir...

674
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:57,448
No...

675
00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:58,449
Sir...

676
00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:00,117
No...

677
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:04,872
Remember, you have to give in
after just a little bit of struggle,

678
00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:07,583
that shows you starting to want it.

679
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:10,461
If you struggle for too long,
it would annoy the audience.

680
00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:11,754
The trick is to...

681
00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:14,799
say "no" three times, then give in.

682
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:16,467
Do you understand?

683
00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:18,803
There is also something you
must bear in mind,

684
00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:22,848
Impossible does not exist
between two people.

685
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:24,809
Understood.

686
00:36:25,101 --> 00:36:26,602
Thank you very much!

687
00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:35,736
"A Dazzling Debut - "Come for a Body Checkup, Mario""

688
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:51,460
I have to bang him.

689
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,015
Which grade are you in?

690
00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:06,517
Grade 7.

691
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:10,354
Grade 7 in this age?

692
00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:12,022
He must be fucking stupid!

693
00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,566
Ozawa-kun!

694
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:14,900
Yes!

695
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:26,495
Ozawa-kun,

696
00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:29,874
it's time for your body check-up.

697
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,835
Good morning, doctor!

698
00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:36,922
How old are you?

699
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:38,716
13

700
00:37:40,968 --> 00:37:42,636
Undress, then lie down.

701
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:44,305
Yes.

702
00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:06,327
Madame, what are you doing?

703
00:38:09,747 --> 00:38:12,583
I am just checking the reflex of your nipple,

704
00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:14,960
it's normal.

705
00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:19,757
Now I've to check your willy to see
if it's to the left or the right.

706
00:38:38,526 --> 00:38:40,861
What do you see that I'm doing?

707
00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:42,738
Undressing.

708
00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:48,285
Your eyes have a defect.

709
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:51,580
You are hallucinating...

710
00:38:55,918 --> 00:38:58,420
Madame, what are you doing?

711
00:38:58,963 --> 00:39:01,590
I'm so scared!

712
00:39:04,552 --> 00:39:05,886
Please don't!

713
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:09,306
Don't!

714
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:12,685
Don't!

715
00:39:13,269 --> 00:39:14,478
Don't!

716
00:39:20,234 --> 00:39:21,902
You've grown well,

717
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:24,113
it's longer than the tape measure.

718
00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:28,492
Don't...

719
00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:30,411
Madame, no...

720
00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,538
Ozawa-kun,

721
00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:35,583
what you are going to see and do,

722
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,918
they are all hallucinations.

723
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,263
Madame, it feels great...

724
00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:53,976
I'm coming!

725
00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:56,562
Let's come together!

726
00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:09,241
Thank you very much, Madame!

727
00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:10,743
Cut!

728
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,369
Ok! Well done!

729
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,125
Thank you.

730
00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:19,335
Are you happy?

731
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:19,960
Very happy-

732
00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:22,046
Do you mind handing me a tissue, it's leaking.

733
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:24,131
Tissue!

734
00:40:27,051 --> 00:40:29,261
Mario...

735
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,438
Hello!

736
00:40:39,897 --> 00:40:41,106
Hello!

737
00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:47,112
Mario?

738
00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:50,199
No, I'm obviously Nick Cheung!

739
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,576
You are really Mario!

740
00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:54,662
I love you!

741
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,413
No!

742
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:04,672
I have the say of which AV actress
can work with Mario.

743
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,548
Yes, of course.

744
00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:16,975
It's for you, boss.

745
00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:19,395
This one...

746
00:41:20,771 --> 00:41:21,939
Hello?

747
00:41:35,619 --> 00:41:38,038
"Pervettes in Train - The Ultimate Push of
Okita's L-cup"

748
00:43:28,065 --> 00:43:29,358
Wait a minute...

749
00:43:29,817 --> 00:43:30,984
These here...

750
00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:33,028
which cup are they?

751
00:43:33,946 --> 00:43:35,072
L-Cup!

752
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,406
L-cup?

753
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:38,700
A, B, C, D, E, F,G

754
00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,577
H, I,J,K,L

755
00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:43,121
Wow, that's fucking huge!

756
00:43:57,427 --> 00:44:00,055
No...

757
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:03,934
No...

758
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,019
Help!

759
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,438
Help!

760
00:44:15,946 --> 00:44:17,906
You have nowhere to go now,

761
00:44:18,866 --> 00:44:21,785
why don't you just give in.

762
00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:26,498
Let me have you first,
then you satisfy all the ladies here.

763
00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:29,251
No...

764
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,045
No...

765
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:35,632
No...

766
00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:48,353
Help, somebody helps me!

767
00:44:49,021 --> 00:44:51,023
I can't just die here.

768
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,608
I have to think,

769
00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:55,068
I have to counterattack you with my imagination!

770
00:45:46,036 --> 00:45:47,496
Ok! Cut!

771
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:55,462
- Thank you for your hard work!
- Thank you!

772
00:46:02,052 --> 00:46:04,972
Cecilia, I thought you wouldn't pick up my call.

773
00:46:05,222 --> 00:46:06,723
Have you received all the handbags that
I sent you?

774
00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:08,225
Yes.

775
00:46:09,685 --> 00:46:11,061
I thought you are still angry with me.

776
00:46:11,228 --> 00:46:13,855
To be honest, I have accepted the reality.

777
00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:17,192
In today's world, money speaks louder than words,

778
00:46:17,359 --> 00:46:19,444
you don't have to care about
what other people think.

779
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:20,779
I haven't,

780
00:46:21,071 --> 00:46:22,531
the only one that I care about is you.

781
00:46:22,698 --> 00:46:24,700
I have already told you I don't mind!

782
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:26,284
I have to go now and blow dry my hair.

783
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,286
Let's talk later, bye bye!

784
00:46:50,183 --> 00:46:51,435
Your motherfucker!

785
00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:52,853
Where the hell have you been?

786
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,354
You have taken all my money...

787
00:46:54,521 --> 00:46:56,356
and left me with your debts!

788
00:46:56,523 --> 00:46:57,566
Yes, I'm a motherfucker,

789
00:46:58,942 --> 00:47:00,110
slap me, hit me!

790
00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:02,779
Fuck you...

791
00:47:05,574 --> 00:47:07,534
Now you are so rich,

792
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,954
you have created this Mario Ozawa,

793
00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:14,291
why didn't you do the same for me?

794
00:47:18,128 --> 00:47:21,673
You don't love me anymore.

795
00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:26,511
I can't stand that you fuck another woman.

796
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:30,348
I love you all the same even you are not famous.

797
00:47:31,725 --> 00:47:33,560
Prove it then.

798
00:47:43,111 --> 00:47:44,988
Let me dig in.

799
00:48:40,210 --> 00:48:42,587
Sorry! Excuse me!

800
00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:44,714
Thank you!

801
00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:47,217
Excuse me...Sorry...

802
00:48:48,844 --> 00:48:50,637
This dude is really rich!

803
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,769
Catch that fucking bastard,

804
00:48:57,978 --> 00:48:58,854
don't let him go!

805
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,522
Which bastard?

806
00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:02,440
That's me!

807
00:49:03,233 --> 00:49:03,775
This one?

808
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:06,069
Yes, he is right next to you!

809
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:18,707
I am so fucking stupid!

810
00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:20,584
I knew that's a set-up,

811
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:23,211
but I let him bed me once more!

812
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,672
Do you know where he hurts me the most?

813
00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:27,924
My heart!

814
00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:31,469
Back when I was first sold to Japan,

815
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:34,723
I worked in the Red Light District as a hooker.

816
00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:35,974
A hooker? You?

817
00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:39,603
Giving massages, hand jobs, blowjobs, everything!

818
00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,021
I was doing such a great job!

819
00:49:41,188 --> 00:49:43,398
I earned 30,000 yen every 90 minutes.

820
00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:08,423
Later Hiroya fell in love with me,

821
00:50:08,632 --> 00:50:09,883
I let him have the whole package,

822
00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:13,136
because he was not only
my customer but also my lover,

823
00:50:13,345 --> 00:50:14,429
so I didn't charge him anything.

824
00:50:14,596 --> 00:50:16,306
That motherfucker has cheated all my money

825
00:50:16,473 --> 00:50:18,141
and left me with his debts.

826
00:50:18,308 --> 00:50:20,477
Men are all the same.

827
00:50:20,644 --> 00:50:23,104
If a man says he loves you at the first sight,

828
00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:24,439
he is a fucking liar!

829
00:50:24,606 --> 00:50:26,149
But I thought,

830
00:50:26,399 --> 00:50:29,444
when you say you don't like me, you actually do.

831
00:50:30,028 --> 00:50:31,029
Do you like me?

832
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:32,781
I don't like to lie.

833
00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:38,203
Love tires me out!

834
00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:43,750
Hiroya! My love...

835
00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:47,504
Are you okay?

836
00:50:48,421 --> 00:50:50,090
Don't pass out!

837
00:50:50,382 --> 00:50:51,508
Oh, fuck!

838
00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:55,053
Why my legs are not moving,

839
00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:56,638
but I'm moving forward?

840
00:50:56,888 --> 00:50:59,474
The beer you just had is a new invention.

841
00:50:59,641 --> 00:51:00,767
It gives you wings!

842
00:51:01,685 --> 00:51:04,312
Don't treat me like a fucking idiot!

843
00:51:04,688 --> 00:51:06,606
You are carrying me on your back.

844
00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:08,817
Thank you!

845
00:51:10,443 --> 00:51:12,988
How can you be so stupid
and heavy at the same time.

846
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,868
Yes, that's right. Okay.

847
00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:20,203
Thank you.

848
00:51:20,537 --> 00:51:21,705
Yes.

849
00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:23,415
Wow, you are so handsome!

850
00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:24,749
Really, which part?

851
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:26,710
Your side parting, it's great!

852
00:51:26,876 --> 00:51:27,836
Really?

853
00:51:28,003 --> 00:51:28,628
May I know

854
00:51:28,795 --> 00:51:31,047
what are we shooting today with this outfit?

855
00:51:31,214 --> 00:51:33,383
- Today you are Ming the Merciless.
- I see.

856
00:51:33,550 --> 00:51:35,802
- You will be captured by Sailor Moon.
- Oh, I see...

857
00:51:35,969 --> 00:51:36,928
- First raped then killed...
- Yes.

858
00:51:37,095 --> 00:51:38,013
And then raped again.

859
00:51:38,179 --> 00:51:40,181
Raping over my dead body? That's a great idea.

860
00:51:40,473 --> 00:51:42,017
Who will be Sailor Moon?

861
00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:44,060
Noriko Waiyama. She is a newbie.

862
00:51:44,394 --> 00:51:45,645
Would her agent be...

863
00:51:45,812 --> 00:51:46,855
Kishihisa Nemoto?

864
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:49,524
Hello!

865
00:51:49,691 --> 00:51:50,859
Hello...

866
00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:52,736
It's first time for Noriko,

867
00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:55,488
Ozawa-san, please look after her.

868
00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:57,073
Come here, Noriko!

869
00:51:57,490 --> 00:51:58,783
Hi, nice to meet you.

870
00:51:58,992 --> 00:52:00,410
I will be in your care.

871
00:52:00,577 --> 00:52:01,828
Her agent seems really fucking stupid.

872
00:52:01,995 --> 00:52:03,663
Just like me!

873
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,042
She is so cute!

874
00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:11,796
No...

875
00:52:12,088 --> 00:52:13,798
Please don't...

876
00:52:16,676 --> 00:52:16,968
You...

877
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:18,386
You Big Evil...

878
00:52:20,305 --> 00:52:24,434
You've sinned and tainted your hands
with innocents' blood...

879
00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:29,439
die... now.

880
00:52:29,773 --> 00:52:31,274
Oh, yes.

881
00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:34,611
Please don't rape me,

882
00:52:34,778 --> 00:52:35,987
you can kill me,

883
00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:37,947
but please don't touch my willy!

884
00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:40,075
It is my weakest point.

885
00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:41,451
But now I'm in your hands,

886
00:52:41,618 --> 00:52:44,371
just do whatever you want!

887
00:52:51,628 --> 00:52:54,047
I will humiliate you...

888
00:52:56,132 --> 00:52:58,385
in every way before killing... you.

889
00:53:22,409 --> 00:53:25,537
No...

890
00:54:11,332 --> 00:54:12,667
Noriko, you can't be like that!

891
00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:15,920
- It's okay!
- Wait! Noriko!

892
00:54:16,087 --> 00:54:17,380
Let me handle it!

893
00:54:17,547 --> 00:54:20,675
So sorry! I am really sorry!

894
00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:30,351
I mean no harm.

895
00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:46,696
<i>I know how stressful it</i> is...

896
00:56:46,988 --> 00:56:48,364
to make AVs.

897
00:56:49,157 --> 00:56:51,326
I don't really like to do it,

898
00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,203
and so do you it seems.

899
00:56:54,996 --> 00:56:56,539
You can go!

900
00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,044
Is my Japanese that bad?

901
00:57:01,210 --> 00:57:02,337
Do you understand?

902
00:57:02,503 --> 00:57:04,881
I have signed this contract with my agency,

903
00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:07,592
they wouldn't let me go.

904
00:57:07,842 --> 00:57:08,885
Don't you worry,

905
00:57:09,052 --> 00:57:10,928
I have money.

906
00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:12,555
Okay!

907
00:57:15,391 --> 00:57:16,601
Goodbye...

908
00:57:19,437 --> 00:57:20,813
Goodbye...

909
00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:23,941
Go now!

910
00:57:33,409 --> 00:57:34,827
Ozawa-san,

911
00:57:35,745 --> 00:57:37,246
if it's with you, I think I can do it.

912
00:57:38,247 --> 00:57:40,458
But can you do me a favor?

913
00:57:41,918 --> 00:57:43,127
What is it?

914
00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:45,254
Before the shooting,

915
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,256
can you go out with me?

916
00:57:47,757 --> 00:57:49,592
If you can make me feel loved,

917
00:57:49,759 --> 00:57:51,761
I'm sure I can perform well.

918
00:58:04,732 --> 00:58:05,942
Tuna sushi?

919
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:09,570
Is tuna okay for you?

920
00:58:09,737 --> 00:58:11,280
Yes, I love it.

921
00:58:16,661 --> 00:58:17,787
Was the dinner alright?

922
00:58:17,954 --> 00:58:18,955
Yes.

923
00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:21,416
But let's get changed next time,

924
00:58:21,582 --> 00:58:24,127
the way we dress is so weird.

925
00:58:24,293 --> 00:58:26,754
Yes, I feel so too.

926
00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:45,166
It must be Shodaiko returning my clothes.

927
01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:19,617
Look,

928
01:00:20,243 --> 01:00:22,578
we are both decently dressed,

929
01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:25,414
and so tidy.

930
01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:27,834
That means nothing has happened!

931
01:00:28,376 --> 01:00:30,127
Have I ever said that you did?

932
01:00:30,461 --> 01:00:31,879
Feeling guilty?

933
01:00:33,506 --> 01:00:35,299
Not exactly.

934
01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,260
But you really...

935
01:00:37,718 --> 01:00:39,095
caught me off guard.

936
01:00:43,099 --> 01:00:44,642
Hong Kong girlfriend.

937
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,230
Oh, I have to go now,

938
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,440
see you tomorrow.

939
01:00:53,651 --> 01:00:56,195
You see, we were just off work,

940
01:00:56,529 --> 01:00:58,489
and then she...

941
01:01:29,979 --> 01:01:30,771
Fuck me!

942
01:01:30,938 --> 01:01:33,107
I want you to fuck me like
those girls you fucked in AVs.

943
01:01:33,316 --> 01:01:34,025
No, I really can't!

944
01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:36,360
I shot 4 scenes today, I am so knackered!

945
01:01:36,527 --> 01:01:38,029
You don't have a choice!

946
01:02:31,624 --> 01:02:33,542
You Big Evil, I won't forgive you!

947
01:02:33,709 --> 01:02:35,378
Don't go!

948
01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:38,923
Stop!

949
01:02:39,298 --> 01:02:40,549
Wait...

950
01:02:57,566 --> 01:02:58,901
Wait...

951
01:03:13,874 --> 01:03:16,085
Even it's just for today,

952
01:03:17,044 --> 01:03:19,880
I have to have the entire you.

953
01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:57,877
At this moment,

954
01:03:58,210 --> 01:04:00,629
I can deeply feel that how jealousy...

955
01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:03,007
can change a woman,

956
01:04:03,716 --> 01:04:05,551
and push her that far.

957
01:04:09,096 --> 01:04:12,016
This time is the first ever AV shooting that...

958
01:04:12,808 --> 01:04:15,061
I can feel there is love.

959
01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:34,955
Hello?

960
01:04:35,164 --> 01:04:37,333
Hi, Cecilia, where are you now?

961
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,503
I am in Japan, just came back from shopping.

962
01:04:41,212 --> 01:04:42,088
Shopping?

963
01:04:42,254 --> 01:04:44,173
The fact that your boyfriend is
Mario Ozawa has been exposed,

964
01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:46,550
now the Mainland publisher has
problem with your image,

965
01:04:46,759 --> 01:04:47,510
stops publishing your books,

966
01:04:47,676 --> 01:04:50,096
and terminates your projects with them!

967
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:56,102
"You Have Your Say"

968
01:04:56,644 --> 01:04:58,854
Hello and welcome to "You have your say".

969
01:04:59,021 --> 01:05:01,107
In this episode, we have invited two guests

970
01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:03,692
to discuss a very hot topic.

971
01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:06,028
First to my left is...

972
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:11,867
the President of Moral Moral Adjust,

973
01:05:12,034 --> 01:05:14,829
a veteran of AV,

974
01:05:14,995 --> 01:05:19,917
and also the Honorary President of
HK Schizophrenia Association.

975
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:22,378
He is the well-known "Fat Face Dragon"...

976
01:05:22,545 --> 01:05:23,921
Mr. Fucking Mo!

977
01:05:24,213 --> 01:05:25,589
It's Mr. Frankie Mo!

978
01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,424
I beg your pardon. Mr. Fucking Mo.

979
01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:31,887
Another guest of honor is
our best-selling romance novelist

980
01:05:32,054 --> 01:05:33,305
Miss Cecilia Jik.

981
01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:36,475
What we are going to discuss today,

982
01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:39,270
it's the oddity of this Hong Kong man,

983
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:42,148
who went to Japan to be an AV actor,

984
01:05:42,314 --> 01:05:45,943
and became popular by sexually humiliated by women.

985
01:05:46,152 --> 01:05:47,653
Mr. Mo, what do you think?

986
01:05:47,862 --> 01:05:49,280
I must deeply

987
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:51,991
condemn this Mario Ozawa,

988
01:05:52,199 --> 01:05:54,910
he is unforgiveable and a disgrace
to all Hong Kong men!

989
01:05:55,077 --> 01:05:55,870
Do you know...

990
01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:57,413
After watched his AVs,

991
01:05:57,580 --> 01:05:59,248
40% of men has become impotent,

992
01:05:59,415 --> 01:06:01,834
30% could only get it up
but not put it back down;

993
01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:04,420
and 20% felt guilty...

994
01:06:04,587 --> 01:06:06,463
to have an up and down.

995
01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:07,965
What's worse are those special cases,

996
01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:10,342
men who spat milk like a baby...

997
01:06:10,509 --> 01:06:11,302
right after watching!

998
01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,596
- It does sound very dangerous!
- Of course!

999
01:06:13,846 --> 01:06:15,973
What do you think, Miss Jik?

1000
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:18,434
Here we have a tabloid magazine,

1001
01:06:18,601 --> 01:06:21,604
saying that you are the girlfriend of Mario Ozawa.

1002
01:06:24,190 --> 01:06:25,941
Here, I have to make a declaration:

1003
01:06:26,108 --> 01:06:29,195
There is nothing between Mario Ozawa and me now.

1004
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,113
What he does is shameful,

1005
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,281
that's why I cut ties with him.

1006
01:06:32,448 --> 01:06:34,867
I despise him!

1007
01:06:35,117 --> 01:06:39,288
We now have a viewer calling
in to express his opinions.

1008
01:06:39,955 --> 01:06:42,291
Here, the line is put through, please go ahead.

1009
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:45,628
Miss To, Can you tell Miss Jik,

1010
01:06:45,961 --> 01:06:48,797
that everyone here can say what she just said...

1011
01:06:49,215 --> 01:06:50,132
Yes...

1012
01:06:51,926 --> 01:06:53,636
But you can't!

1013
01:06:55,262 --> 01:06:57,264
Wow! Mario Ozawa!

1014
01:06:57,473 --> 01:06:59,725
Look everyone, either from
your TV or with us here!

1015
01:07:00,309 --> 01:07:03,562
It's Mario Ozawa! He's here in the studio!

1016
01:07:03,729 --> 01:07:05,731
Wow, I suddenly feel like to spit some milk!

1017
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,487
I am begging you! Stop hurting me!

1018
01:07:11,737 --> 01:07:12,947
That's right, or may be just a little...

1019
01:07:13,113 --> 01:07:14,323
Who told me...

1020
01:07:15,407 --> 01:07:17,326
that money speaks louder than words,

1021
01:07:17,493 --> 01:07:18,953
and I don't need to care about...

1022
01:07:19,119 --> 01:07:20,996
what others say if I'm rich?

1023
01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:28,337
But do you know what you did
has cost me a fortune?

1024
01:07:28,504 --> 01:07:30,339
I have lost the multi-billion market
in the Mainland!

1025
01:07:30,589 --> 01:07:32,967
Oh I see. That's the reason why we broke up.

1026
01:07:33,509 --> 01:07:36,053
Thanks a lot, I got it...

1027
01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:39,014
I don't have a market in Mainland either,
am I dying?

1028
01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:40,849
Wait!

1029
01:07:47,856 --> 01:07:49,441
Go fuck yourself!

1030
01:07:59,368 --> 01:08:00,869
Wow, it's getting really exciting!

1031
01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:03,497
Just now Miss Jik and Mr. Ozawa
have both given their words.

1032
01:08:03,664 --> 01:08:06,000
Mr. Mo, you have just witnessed this epic moment,

1033
01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:07,960
which side would you take?

1034
01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:09,545
I feel a bit sad.

1035
01:08:09,878 --> 01:08:11,213
Haruki Murakami once said,

1036
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:13,549
if he is caught in between a high wall and an egg,

1037
01:08:13,716 --> 01:08:15,384
he will definitely choose the egg.

1038
01:08:15,551 --> 01:08:17,094
As a man...

1039
01:08:17,469 --> 01:08:18,887
if I'm caught in between a pair of high heels...

1040
01:08:19,054 --> 01:08:20,347
and a pair of balls,

1041
01:08:20,556 --> 01:08:22,433
I will definitely choose the balls.

1042
01:08:23,225 --> 01:08:24,059
Unfortunately,

1043
01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:27,313
it seems that his balls have been cracked,

1044
01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:28,856
poor thing...

1045
01:08:29,023 --> 01:08:30,065
This kick from Cecilia...

1046
01:08:30,232 --> 01:08:31,775
has put me in hospital for a few days.

1047
01:08:32,443 --> 01:08:34,570
Even though the doctor said my dick is fine,

1048
01:08:35,195 --> 01:08:36,613
I have decided...

1049
01:08:37,072 --> 01:08:38,615
to quit the AV world.

1050
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,044
I want to say...

1051
01:08:50,252 --> 01:08:51,920
I don't want to be Mario Ozawa anymore.

1052
01:08:52,087 --> 01:08:53,672
I think Ozawa should retire,

1053
01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,466
and goes to a place that no one would know him!

1054
01:08:57,384 --> 01:08:59,720
Where can you find a place that no one knows you?

1055
01:09:00,262 --> 01:09:03,682
I have just sold your AVs to
South America and Eastern Europe,

1056
01:09:03,891 --> 01:09:05,476
Unless you go to Africa.

1057
01:09:06,435 --> 01:09:07,936
Can you not be like that?

1058
01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:10,981
Haven't you already made
so much money with my body?

1059
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,941
I don't care, just give back my share

1060
01:09:13,108 --> 01:09:14,151
after your commission.

1061
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:15,944
I have to go.

1062
01:09:19,615 --> 01:09:21,367
Have you ever thought about me?

1063
01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:22,993
We have signed so many contracts,

1064
01:09:23,494 --> 01:09:24,286
I have to pay them back!

1065
01:09:24,453 --> 01:09:26,747
Dada Chan did the same, what's the big deal?

1066
01:09:27,498 --> 01:09:29,833
No matter you give me back my share or not,

1067
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,127
I really have to go. Please...

1068
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,175
Goodbye.

1069
01:10:21,176 --> 01:10:22,845
Mario Ozawa!

1070
01:10:23,929 --> 01:10:25,180
These are all yours!

1071
01:10:25,431 --> 01:10:26,515
Don't ever come back,

1072
01:10:26,682 --> 01:10:28,016
and enjoy your life.

1073
01:10:30,686 --> 01:10:31,728
What about you?

1074
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:32,855
I've thought about it,

1075
01:10:33,021 --> 01:10:35,023
I don't want you to do it unhappily.

1076
01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:36,567
Just go.

1077
01:11:02,551 --> 01:11:04,303
Good evening, Hatoyama-san.

1078
01:11:04,553 --> 01:11:07,890
You still have some unpaid debts!

1079
01:11:08,724 --> 01:11:10,559
I don't fucking understand you.

1080
01:11:13,979 --> 01:11:16,523
If I don't see money in two days,

1081
01:11:16,899 --> 01:11:18,901
I'll make you a cripple!

1082
01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:20,486
Let's go!

1083
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:22,154
Let's go.

1084
01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,251
Are you okay?

1085
01:11:36,418 --> 01:11:37,419
Yeah, I'm fine.

1086
01:11:37,586 --> 01:11:38,962
Do I not look okay?

1087
01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:40,714
Go now,

1088
01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:42,591
goodbye!

1089
01:11:45,594 --> 01:11:46,845
What do you fucking want now?

1090
01:11:47,012 --> 01:11:48,222
Take you to the hospital,

1091
01:11:48,388 --> 01:11:50,432
then give the money back, okay?

1092
01:11:55,437 --> 01:11:57,356
I, Mario Ozawa, am back to business!

1093
01:12:05,030 --> 01:12:06,156
Are you dying?

1094
01:12:06,448 --> 01:12:07,241
Not yet...

1095
01:12:07,407 --> 01:12:08,784
Where is the nearest hospital?

1096
01:12:09,451 --> 01:12:10,285
Let's go to the Princess Magaret Hospital.

1097
01:12:10,452 --> 01:12:11,453
Good“.

1098
01:12:13,288 --> 01:12:18,794
Oh, no... no...

1099
01:12:20,087 --> 01:12:21,755
Wait a minute,

1100
01:12:23,131 --> 01:12:25,092
are you not feeling well?

1101
01:12:25,259 --> 01:12:26,593
Your accent is weird.

1102
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:27,970
Are you Chinese as well?

1103
01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:29,888
Yes,

1104
01:12:30,055 --> 01:12:31,348
I'm half Fujian Chinese, 1/4 Japanese,

1105
01:12:31,515 --> 01:12:32,724
and 1/4 Russian.

1106
01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:33,850
Oh, Fujian, so you are from Mainland!

1107
01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:35,102
Yes,

1108
01:12:35,561 --> 01:12:36,979
and...

1109
01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:39,606
my mouth is stiff from all this blowing,

1110
01:12:39,815 --> 01:12:41,567
why your willy is still so soft?

1111
01:12:44,444 --> 01:12:46,697
Mario is impotent now...

1112
01:12:49,241 --> 01:12:51,201
get those "Juice-up Boys" ready.

1113
01:12:51,785 --> 01:12:55,205
Mario is impotent now, everyone stands by.

1114
01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:58,959
Hey, you mainland girl,

1115
01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:00,127
don't bad-mouth me!

1116
01:13:00,294 --> 01:13:02,170
I, Mario Ozawa, am the so-called...

1117
01:13:02,337 --> 01:13:03,755
Beefy Bonar.

1118
01:13:04,006 --> 01:13:05,465
Maybe the problem is yours?

1119
01:13:05,674 --> 01:13:08,218
Me? What's my problem?

1120
01:13:08,969 --> 01:13:11,597
Maybe your body has a problem?

1121
01:13:11,805 --> 01:13:13,890
What's wrong with my body?

1122
01:13:14,558 --> 01:13:17,227
If my body isn't great,

1123
01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:19,855
how can I set foot...

1124
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:23,400
in the Japanese AV world as a Chinese?

1125
01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:25,027
You are all wrapped up, how can I see?

1126
01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:27,946
I bet your front is as flat as your back!

1127
01:13:28,155 --> 01:13:30,616
My grandma is Russian,

1128
01:13:30,824 --> 01:13:33,910
I have a European body!

1129
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,621
Yea, a 3 years old European?

1130
01:13:36,705 --> 01:13:38,540
I can tell that...

1131
01:13:38,707 --> 01:13:42,502
you won't be convinced unless
I show you what I have!

1132
01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:45,088
Let me show you!

1133
01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:52,721
Wow, such huge tits!

1134
01:13:52,888 --> 01:13:54,139
So,

1135
01:13:54,389 --> 01:13:56,475
is it my problem,

1136
01:13:56,642 --> 01:13:59,394
or yours?

1137
01:14:00,854 --> 01:14:02,898
Ok, that's obviously me.

1138
01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:04,775
I am so sorry!

1139
01:14:05,067 --> 01:14:06,401
Sorry!

1140
01:14:07,903 --> 01:14:10,322
Well, don't worry,

1141
01:14:11,406 --> 01:14:13,575
life is filled With...

1142
01:14:13,742 --> 01:14:16,286
ups and downs.

1143
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:19,581
When I first started this AV career,

1144
01:14:19,790 --> 01:14:21,124
I had no orgasms,

1145
01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:25,337
but I walked through this
period of dryness all the same.

1146
01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:28,256
Don't you worry,

1147
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,550
tomorrow is gonna be better!

1148
01:14:31,218 --> 01:14:32,678
Thank you very much!

1149
01:14:32,928 --> 01:14:33,553
Keep it UP!

1150
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,721
Yes!

1151
01:14:35,889 --> 01:14:37,974
Where is the double? Come here quick!

1152
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,893
This one is impotent,

1153
01:14:40,060 --> 01:14:41,603
it's wasting my time!

1154
01:14:43,605 --> 01:14:44,940
Are you really impotent?

1155
01:14:45,774 --> 01:14:46,650
Don't worry,

1156
01:14:46,817 --> 01:14:48,276
it's not a problem,

1157
01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:50,112
it's a fucking big trouble!

1158
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,244
Today's AV Headline!

1159
01:14:57,619 --> 01:14:58,870
According to informed sources,

1160
01:14:59,037 --> 01:15:02,958
after the incident with his-ex,

1161
01:15:03,458 --> 01:15:04,793
Even Mario is physically fine,

1162
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,920
he has become mentally impotent.

1163
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,756
Now all his AVs close-ups has
to be done by doubles.

1164
01:15:10,215 --> 01:15:11,717
If the rumors is true,

1165
01:15:11,967 --> 01:15:13,427
it is really worrying.

1166
01:15:13,635 --> 01:15:16,012
But bad luck can always turn worse.

1167
01:15:16,346 --> 01:15:17,514
Recently there is an aspiring AV actor,

1168
01:15:17,681 --> 01:15:19,307
who is regarded as Mario's ultimate enemy.

1169
01:15:19,558 --> 01:15:25,814
He is Naoki Nagasaki, the soul healing beau.

1170
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:31,486
Now let's see his interview...

1171
01:15:35,824 --> 01:15:37,868
Hello everyone,

1172
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:39,536
I'm Naoki Nagasaki.

1173
01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:41,663
Making female audience happy...

1174
01:15:41,830 --> 01:15:44,166
is my greatest happiness.

1175
01:15:45,167 --> 01:15:50,464
There is a saying about you stealing
the style of Mario Ozawa,

1176
01:15:50,756 --> 01:15:52,549
What do you think?

1177
01:15:52,716 --> 01:15:54,092
Mario Ozawa,

1178
01:15:54,509 --> 01:15:55,594
well...

1179
01:15:55,844 --> 01:15:57,679
since we are both from Hong Kong,

1180
01:15:58,555 --> 01:16:00,348
I now challenge you.

1181
01:16:01,016 --> 01:16:04,603
We compete on the sales of our next AV.

1182
01:16:05,562 --> 01:16:06,897
The one that loses...

1183
01:16:07,189 --> 01:16:08,690
has to acknowledge...

1184
01:16:08,857 --> 01:16:10,609
the other is "the King of AV"!

1185
01:16:11,526 --> 01:16:12,944
Do you accept my challenge?

1186
01:16:15,155 --> 01:16:18,325
Naoki Nagasaki is so handsome!

1187
01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:20,202
Amazing!

1188
01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:22,037
Naoki Nagasaki is really amazing!

1189
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:24,206
His new AV "Rape the Undead"...

1190
01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:26,750
has already beaten Mario's.

1191
01:16:27,209 --> 01:16:28,043
Now let's look into the footage of

1192
01:16:28,210 --> 01:16:29,544
this splendid AV.

1193
01:16:32,839 --> 01:16:36,843
"Naoki Nagasaki's touching
AV debut - Rape the Undead"

1194
01:16:40,806 --> 01:16:42,015
Haruko!

1195
01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:45,769
Well...

1196
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:48,188
We said that...

1197
01:16:48,647 --> 01:16:50,398
we would be together forever,

1198
01:16:51,233 --> 01:16:52,526
how can you be so cruel...

1199
01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:54,694
and just go like this?

1200
01:16:55,487 --> 01:16:56,822
Without you,

1201
01:16:58,156 --> 01:16:59,324
Well...

1202
01:16:59,991 --> 01:17:02,244
I don't believe in love,

1203
01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:05,956
and I can't love anymore.

1204
01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,835
Kimochiii!

1205
01:17:22,013 --> 01:17:22,973
Yes...

1206
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:24,808
thank you for coming.

1207
01:17:28,979 --> 01:17:30,564
Haruko's death is an accident,

1208
01:17:30,772 --> 01:17:32,607
please don't blame yourself.

1209
01:17:34,109 --> 01:17:35,318
Well...

1210
01:17:36,236 --> 01:17:37,737
if I didn't smoke...

1211
01:17:37,904 --> 01:17:39,072
while taking her to pee,

1212
01:17:39,281 --> 01:17:40,615
and loosened the leash,

1213
01:17:42,242 --> 01:17:44,786
she wouldn't be crashed by a lorry...

1214
01:17:45,412 --> 01:17:47,330
with wheels this fucking big!

1215
01:17:47,622 --> 01:17:50,000
I love men that are sentimental.

1216
01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,752
Just his tears have melted me down.

1217
01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,141
NaokL

1218
01:18:06,558 --> 01:18:08,184
- you can cry on my shoulder.
- Please don't...

1219
01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:10,770
No...

1220
01:18:11,396 --> 01:18:12,981
No...

1221
01:18:13,607 --> 01:18:15,066
No...

1222
01:18:20,655 --> 01:18:21,781
No...

1223
01:18:25,994 --> 01:18:28,788
No...

1224
01:18:29,456 --> 01:18:30,957
Stop there!

1225
01:18:34,753 --> 01:18:36,212
If you get out from this door,

1226
01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:38,340
then Haruko will disappear forever!

1227
01:18:40,717 --> 01:18:42,177
If you want to get her back,

1228
01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:44,012
undress now!

1229
01:18:44,304 --> 01:18:46,139
Take your clothes off, quick!

1230
01:18:50,185 --> 01:18:51,728
Hurry up!

1231
01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:54,189
Undress from head to toe!

1232
01:18:54,356 --> 01:18:55,774
Take off your pants!

1233
01:18:56,024 --> 01:18:57,359
Take off your underpants!

1234
01:18:57,525 --> 01:18:58,276
Take off your socks!

1235
01:18:58,443 --> 01:18:59,861
Why do you look like this?

1236
01:19:00,028 --> 01:19:01,988
Show me your nipples!

1237
01:19:02,197 --> 01:19:03,323
Kneel down!

1238
01:19:04,449 --> 01:19:05,867
Smile!

1239
01:19:07,035 --> 01:19:08,203
Dance!

1240
01:19:23,468 --> 01:19:26,429
I'd rather be run over
by this fucking big wheel,

1241
01:19:27,472 --> 01:19:31,059
and you are the one being molested
by these three! Haruko!

1242
01:19:35,105 --> 01:19:39,109
"My life, is like those petals blown by this gale,"

1243
01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:40,151
"frail, and falling."

1244
01:19:40,318 --> 01:19:40,819
"Naoki Nagasaki"

1245
01:19:40,986 --> 01:19:43,071
Ok! I will take the challenge!

1246
01:19:44,072 --> 01:19:45,073
No fucking way.

1247
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,741
You dick is fucking limp!

1248
01:19:47,075 --> 01:19:48,368
I have to do it no matter what.

1249
01:19:49,077 --> 01:19:49,911
I have to do something...

1250
01:19:50,078 --> 01:19:51,871
fucking unforgettable!

1251
01:19:52,122 --> 01:19:53,790
Why don't you go fuck the security guard outside?

1252
01:19:57,252 --> 01:19:58,878
I think of someone suddenly.

1253
01:19:59,129 --> 01:20:00,255
With this person,

1254
01:20:00,422 --> 01:20:01,172
everything will be fine!

1255
01:20:01,339 --> 01:20:02,132
Great!

1256
01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:04,092
I will find this person for you!

1257
01:20:05,135 --> 01:20:06,761
It wouldn't be the security guard, would it?

1258
01:20:07,595 --> 01:20:10,306
This woman was the AV goddess in my adolescence.

1259
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,934
When I was young, I have jerked off for her...

1260
01:20:13,101 --> 01:20:14,394
thousands of times.

1261
01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:17,230
She enlightened me in sex...

1262
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:20,900
and was the pin-up of so many other boys
in Hong Kong...

1263
01:20:21,651 --> 01:20:22,652
Ladies and gentlemen...

1264
01:20:22,819 --> 01:20:24,154
Maiko Yuki!

1265
01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:39,294
The condition of Ozawa-san, I have got it.

1266
01:20:39,961 --> 01:20:42,005
How long do you need then?

1267
01:20:43,298 --> 01:20:45,800
Long enough to make a tea.

1268
01:20:50,638 --> 01:20:53,141
Men's sexual excitement...

1269
01:20:53,308 --> 01:20:54,976
actually comes from their brain,

1270
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,146
rather than their bottom half.

1271
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:00,356
If there is a problem,

1272
01:21:00,565 --> 01:21:02,484
the best way to solve...

1273
01:21:02,984 --> 01:21:04,277
is to look into his memories.

1274
01:21:04,444 --> 01:21:07,197
To find out what actually made him hard
in his adolescence,

1275
01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,074
in order to provoke an erection again.

1276
01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:08,007
I feel so bad!

1277
01:22:11,553 --> 01:22:12,887
Are you alright?

1278
01:22:13,555 --> 01:22:14,556
Ozawa-san,

1279
01:22:14,722 --> 01:22:17,976
you have to hang in there, the doctor is coming!

1280
01:22:18,768 --> 01:22:20,186
I feel really bad!

1281
01:22:30,572 --> 01:22:31,573
Why?

1282
01:22:32,073 --> 01:22:34,075
Your heartbeat is very strange.

1283
01:23:01,728 --> 01:23:02,854
I'm dying!

1284
01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:04,522
Are you okay?

1285
01:23:05,398 --> 01:23:06,941
What's going on?

1286
01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:08,151
Why?

1287
01:23:08,318 --> 01:23:09,527
What?

1288
01:23:09,944 --> 01:23:11,446
Are you okay?

1289
01:23:12,197 --> 01:23:14,532
My chest is in pain!

1290
01:23:15,283 --> 01:23:17,076
Can you rub some oil on it?

1291
01:23:17,243 --> 01:23:18,119
Please rub some oil,

1292
01:23:18,286 --> 01:23:20,455
especially on my nipples!

1293
01:23:20,955 --> 01:23:24,459
I'm sorry, even oil won't help in your case.

1294
01:23:27,545 --> 01:23:28,671
These?

1295
01:23:29,130 --> 01:23:30,632
You have to hang in there!

1296
01:23:31,049 --> 01:23:32,800
Hang in there!

1297
01:23:33,301 --> 01:23:35,345
Hang in there!

1298
01:23:35,595 --> 01:23:37,388
Hang in there!

1299
01:23:41,392 --> 01:23:43,937
I have brought his cock back into life,

1300
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,023
but in order to have it bigger,
stronger and harder,

1301
01:23:47,941 --> 01:23:50,610
you have to seek a more experienced master.

1302
01:23:58,451 --> 01:23:59,953
Hello? Where are you now?

1303
01:24:00,370 --> 01:24:02,664
Why do you have me to come to this warehouse?

1304
01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:05,166
I think that you should get back up
from where you fell.

1305
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:07,794
Your ex is from Hong Kong,

1306
01:24:08,127 --> 01:24:10,088
that's why I've specially sent you...

1307
01:24:10,296 --> 01:24:12,173
this Hong Kong No.1 hooker to help you.

1308
01:24:37,699 --> 01:24:40,451
Even the Golden Chicken offers
a takeaway to Japan?

1309
01:24:40,827 --> 01:24:43,871
Hi, boss, I'm Kam.

1310
01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:46,124
I have always wanted to open
the international market,

1311
01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:48,084
and you have made my dream comes true today!

1312
01:24:48,251 --> 01:24:50,837
Thank you very much! Nice to meet you!

1313
01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:52,880
Miss Hatoyama has already told me everything about you.

1314
01:24:53,047 --> 01:24:54,716
Don't worry, I never miss.

1315
01:24:54,882 --> 01:24:58,386
Hong Kong customers always enjoy my company.

1316
01:24:58,886 --> 01:25:00,680
I can assure that you can...

1317
01:25:03,224 --> 01:25:04,892
shoot through the ozone layer.

1318
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:08,146
I am so happy to be here,
it's my first business trip!

1319
01:25:08,313 --> 01:25:10,106
I am really happy!

1320
01:25:12,567 --> 01:25:14,360
Thank you very much!

1321
01:25:14,736 --> 01:25:15,737
Let's start then, boss?

1322
01:25:15,903 --> 01:25:16,487
Great...

1323
01:25:16,654 --> 01:25:17,447
Do you want a girlfriend's touch?

1324
01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:18,406
Please don't!

1325
01:25:18,573 --> 01:25:20,742
My condition is caused by my ex, I hate her.

1326
01:25:20,908 --> 01:25:21,909
Okay.

1327
01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:29,042
Just by looking I know he had
a very miserable past.

1328
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:29,751
Very miserable!

1329
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:31,502
Let me have a talk with him!

1330
01:25:44,265 --> 01:25:45,975
I'm afraid I have to use some ice and fire!

1331
01:25:46,225 --> 01:25:49,937
Wow, do you really have to use
such lethal weapons on me?

1332
01:25:50,188 --> 01:25:51,773
Difficult times call for harsh measures,

1333
01:25:51,939 --> 01:25:52,940
I learnt this from Andy Lau.

1334
01:25:53,107 --> 01:25:55,860
Fuck you, Andy Lau, it's all your fault.

1335
01:26:17,715 --> 01:26:18,716
It's getting so hot.

1336
01:26:18,883 --> 01:26:21,135
Why are you still hard and haven't shot yet?

1337
01:26:21,636 --> 01:26:22,220
I have no choice...

1338
01:26:22,387 --> 01:26:25,098
but to go for turbocharging and top-spinning!

1339
01:26:58,965 --> 01:27:01,551
The Golden Chicken is famous for a reason!

1340
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:04,512
Now you have shot through to the Galaxy.

1341
01:27:05,012 --> 01:27:06,681
With the power you have now,

1342
01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:08,683
you can take whatever challenges
that come your way.

1343
01:27:09,934 --> 01:27:11,102
Remember,

1344
01:27:11,269 --> 01:27:12,728
you are a Hong Konger,

1345
01:27:13,104 --> 01:27:15,690
and the core value of we Hong Kongers is...

1346
01:27:16,315 --> 01:27:19,360
no matter how hard is the circumstance, we have to be...

1347
01:27:20,403 --> 01:27:21,529
HARDER!

1348
01:27:27,201 --> 01:27:29,620
King of AV Battle The live show of the "
King of AV Battle" between...

1349
01:27:30,204 --> 01:27:32,790
Mario Ozawa and Naoki Nagasaki,

1350
01:27:33,082 --> 01:27:36,419
the two most popular AV actors,

1351
01:27:36,961 --> 01:27:38,129
has now began!

1352
01:27:43,426 --> 01:27:44,510
Mario Ozawa,

1353
01:27:44,677 --> 01:27:46,721
today I will defeat you in front of everyone.

1354
01:27:47,555 --> 01:27:48,556
If you lose,

1355
01:27:48,723 --> 01:27:49,849
you will have to kneel down...

1356
01:27:50,016 --> 01:27:51,350
in front of all the audience,

1357
01:27:51,517 --> 01:27:54,020
and acknowledge my position
as the true King of AV.

1358
01:27:54,896 --> 01:27:57,190
Listen, you fucking Louis Koo of Jiangmen,

1359
01:27:57,398 --> 01:28:00,401
I haven't even sued you for stealing
my signature style.

1360
01:28:00,568 --> 01:28:01,152
You will see,

1361
01:28:01,319 --> 01:28:03,613
today I have to show everyone in Japan,

1362
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:06,616
who is the cutest.

1363
01:28:07,325 --> 01:28:08,910
Today's victory is decided by...

1364
01:28:09,660 --> 01:28:11,287
the two AV actors' new releases,

1365
01:28:11,454 --> 01:28:13,706
which hit the stores today.

1366
01:28:13,915 --> 01:28:17,251
For the sake of the professional legitimacy,

1367
01:28:17,418 --> 01:28:19,587
we have invited their master,

1368
01:28:20,004 --> 01:28:22,548
the Super AV actor...

1369
01:28:22,715 --> 01:28:26,969
Mr. Taka Kato to be our judge!

1370
01:28:28,304 --> 01:28:29,931
"Goldfinger."

1371
01:28:30,556 --> 01:28:31,682
"Taka Kato"

1372
01:28:31,849 --> 01:28:33,684
Master Taka Kato,

1373
01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:38,439
what do you think about this battle?

1374
01:28:38,689 --> 01:28:41,776
They are both my beloved pupils.

1375
01:28:42,610 --> 01:28:45,321
One is like my left fingers,

1376
01:28:45,530 --> 01:28:47,782
the other is the right.

1377
01:28:48,658 --> 01:28:52,703
It's like my left and right fingers
are fighting to each other.

1378
01:28:53,538 --> 01:28:57,333
The two contestants have things to say again.

1379
01:28:57,625 --> 01:28:58,751
Oh, you think you are unbeatable?

1380
01:28:58,918 --> 01:29:00,461
Great, let's raise the bet,

1381
01:29:00,628 --> 01:29:03,130
whoever loses today has to suck...

1382
01:29:03,297 --> 01:29:04,924
our master Kato-saws...

1383
01:29:05,091 --> 01:29:05,967
Goldfingers!

1384
01:29:06,133 --> 01:29:06,759
Ha!

1385
01:29:06,926 --> 01:29:07,969
You Nick Cheung lookalike,

1386
01:29:08,135 --> 01:29:09,053
it's just sucking, no big deal!

1387
01:29:09,220 --> 01:29:11,222
You're wrong.

1388
01:29:11,389 --> 01:29:14,267
Even a 30 years old fish chopping board...

1389
01:29:14,433 --> 01:29:16,811
would have some smell,
and now we are talking about...

1390
01:29:17,645 --> 01:29:19,480
Kate-sank; fingers!

1391
01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:22,733
His fingers are so yours!

1392
01:29:23,484 --> 01:29:27,446
I already have the two AVs with me.

1393
01:29:28,114 --> 01:29:29,240
Great, let's see!

1394
01:29:37,582 --> 01:29:41,127
"The Horny Spirits"

1395
01:30:20,291 --> 01:30:21,542
This one is so ugly!

1396
01:30:37,558 --> 01:30:38,976
This one is actually cute!

1397
01:30:42,063 --> 01:30:44,482
Mister, we would like to...

1398
01:30:44,774 --> 01:30:47,818
suck the essence out of your dick,

1399
01:30:47,985 --> 01:30:51,447
so as to wet our souls,

1400
01:30:51,656 --> 01:30:53,908
and get on to another world.

1401
01:30:54,617 --> 01:30:56,243
Hey, your nipple slips!

1402
01:30:56,410 --> 01:30:57,662
It's okay!

1403
01:31:20,309 --> 01:31:21,310
Power,

1404
01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:23,270
Energy,

1405
01:31:23,813 --> 01:31:24,939
Harmony,

1406
01:31:25,606 --> 01:31:26,649
Healing,

1407
01:31:26,941 --> 01:31:27,483
Intuition,

1408
01:31:27,650 --> 01:31:28,401
Awareness,

1409
01:31:28,567 --> 01:31:29,276
Dimension,

1410
01:31:29,443 --> 01:31:30,653
Creation,

1411
01:31:32,780 --> 01:31:33,823
Absolute!

1412
01:31:41,122 --> 01:31:43,207
See you in the next life!

1413
01:31:52,383 --> 01:31:55,094
He is so amazing, it's really surprising!

1414
01:31:56,345 --> 01:32:00,641
Naoki has put Ying and Yang together,

1415
01:32:01,225 --> 01:32:04,270
his touch with the underworld...

1416
01:32:04,937 --> 01:32:07,940
has pushed AV up to a philosophical level!

1417
01:32:09,608 --> 01:32:10,901
Thank you!

1418
01:32:11,986 --> 01:32:13,279
Thank you!

1419
01:32:15,489 --> 01:32:17,491
Our Naoki is a sure win.

1420
01:32:17,867 --> 01:32:19,493
Why don't you just give up now?

1421
01:32:21,871 --> 01:32:25,332
I am really worried now, but...

1422
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:27,460
fuck you anyway!

1423
01:32:28,502 --> 01:32:32,047
With the comment of Master Kato,

1424
01:32:32,256 --> 01:32:33,674
the sales of Naoki's

1425
01:32:33,883 --> 01:32:35,634
The Horny Spirits is shooting up high.

1426
01:32:41,432 --> 01:32:42,600
I can already picture your face when...

1427
01:32:42,767 --> 01:32:45,936
you are sucking the Goldfingers of Kato-san,

1428
01:32:46,228 --> 01:32:48,272
and that's really cute!

1429
01:32:48,731 --> 01:32:49,690
Fuck!

1430
01:32:53,527 --> 01:32:56,739
So what kind of topic has Mario chosen,

1431
01:32:56,906 --> 01:33:00,201
and can he really beat Naoki?

1432
01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:01,619
Master Kato,

1433
01:33:01,827 --> 01:33:04,413
let's watch it now!

1434
01:33:05,164 --> 01:33:05,998
Let's go!

1435
01:33:09,710 --> 01:33:11,712
"Superman Ozawa - Saving the Earth"

1436
01:33:12,213 --> 01:33:16,008
The Earth is like an innocent girl
in the Universe,

1437
01:33:16,217 --> 01:33:18,677
it has always been molested
by aliens and monsters.

1438
01:33:18,886 --> 01:33:20,846
Usually, it happens only once a week,

1439
01:33:21,013 --> 01:33:23,724
as the series of Superman is only
broadcasted once a week.

1440
01:33:24,016 --> 01:33:25,559
This time is the worst,

1441
01:33:25,726 --> 01:33:27,394
as there are so many monsters.

1442
01:33:27,561 --> 01:33:28,604
Too many of them.

1443
01:34:12,773 --> 01:34:13,899
Yamete!

1444
01:34:14,066 --> 01:34:15,276
Yamete!

1445
01:34:22,032 --> 01:34:23,284
At this moment,

1446
01:34:23,492 --> 01:34:24,285
these useless Earth Defenders,

1447
01:34:24,451 --> 01:34:27,746
who've never defeated any monsters, appear!

1448
01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:30,165
Well, the monsters have lost their minds!

1449
01:34:37,214 --> 01:34:38,549
See?

1450
01:34:38,757 --> 01:34:41,802
These scumbags only irritate
the monsters every time,

1451
01:34:41,969 --> 01:34:43,721
it's even a waste time to scold them!

1452
01:34:44,513 --> 01:34:45,639
I've just been told...

1453
01:34:45,806 --> 01:34:47,892
all our troops've been defeated by the monsters!

1454
01:34:48,058 --> 01:34:49,602
Oh no, we can't hold this any longer...

1455
01:34:49,768 --> 01:34:52,396
Superman Ozawa, the world's peace
is in your hands!

1456
01:34:52,688 --> 01:34:53,522
Which episode isn't like that?

1457
01:34:53,689 --> 01:34:54,773
Why do you repeat every time?

1458
01:34:57,985 --> 01:34:58,819
You fucking monsters,

1459
01:34:58,986 --> 01:34:59,987
why are you here on earth?

1460
01:35:01,655 --> 01:35:02,907
What a stupid question!

1461
01:35:03,157 --> 01:35:04,116
To destroy the earth,

1462
01:35:04,283 --> 01:35:05,993
and most importantly...shopping!

1463
01:35:07,494 --> 01:35:08,871
What a bastard! Let me kill you first.

1464
01:35:13,792 --> 01:35:15,419
Invading the earth just for shopping?

1465
01:35:15,878 --> 01:35:16,587
You big evil!

1466
01:35:16,754 --> 01:35:18,172
Let me tear off your ears!

1467
01:35:21,050 --> 01:35:22,217
Oh why are you here?

1468
01:35:22,468 --> 01:35:24,136
I make an appearance to support you!

1469
01:35:25,763 --> 01:35:27,514
Why do you wear a wig?

1470
01:35:28,349 --> 01:35:29,433
I've actually been wearing it all this time.

1471
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:30,893
What the fuck! You lie to me?

1472
01:35:31,185 --> 01:35:32,061
Get lost!

1473
01:35:32,227 --> 01:35:33,270
Superman Ozawa takes a move,

1474
01:35:33,437 --> 01:35:36,065
and throws Monster Hatoyama so far...

1475
01:35:37,149 --> 01:35:40,277
You are not human either,
why you don't let us destroy?

1476
01:35:48,786 --> 01:35:50,037
The monsters start to pounce on and...

1477
01:35:50,204 --> 01:35:51,205
gang bully Superman Ozawa

1478
01:35:51,372 --> 01:35:52,498
and attack Superman Ozawa.

1479
01:35:52,665 --> 01:35:54,166
Oh no,

1480
01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:56,377
they are actually molesting him.

1481
01:35:56,543 --> 01:35:57,878
These monsters are real perverts,

1482
01:35:58,045 --> 01:35:59,880
surfing their hands on Superman Ozawa.

1483
01:36:00,047 --> 01:36:04,343
Look, they are touching his nipples!

1484
01:36:04,510 --> 01:36:06,387
Wow, now's his balls!

1485
01:36:07,471 --> 01:36:08,889
Fuck you all, my mask!

1486
01:36:09,056 --> 01:36:09,932
Take my beam...

1487
01:36:10,099 --> 01:36:14,061
Beam! Beam! Beam!

1488
01:36:15,104 --> 01:36:16,438
Superman Ozawa, let me ask you,

1489
01:36:16,689 --> 01:36:19,441
what's so great about the Earth
that you want to protect?

1490
01:36:19,608 --> 01:36:20,401
I don't know!

1491
01:36:20,567 --> 01:36:22,319
I'm a Superman, protecting the Earth is my job!

1492
01:36:22,778 --> 01:36:25,239
Don't chitchat anymore, kill him now!

1493
01:36:25,406 --> 01:36:26,240
Oh fuck!

1494
01:36:26,407 --> 01:36:28,909
Superman Ozawa, you have fucked up our Earth!

1495
01:36:29,076 --> 01:36:30,077
Ah! You fucking bastard! I'm fed up with you!

1496
01:36:30,244 --> 01:36:32,830
All you do is talk,
why don't you come down and fight?

1497
01:36:33,205 --> 01:36:35,499
You motherfucker! Just staying up high!

1498
01:36:35,749 --> 01:36:37,042
Fuck you!

1499
01:36:37,209 --> 01:36:38,419
Why are you saying?

1500
01:36:38,585 --> 01:36:40,004
Wait a minute, actually "fuck" will do!

1501
01:38:35,536 --> 01:38:38,122
The real key to conquer women...

1502
01:38:38,288 --> 01:38:40,249
is actually romance and care,

1503
01:38:40,541 --> 01:38:42,459
and the real G-spot...

1504
01:38:42,626 --> 01:38:43,836
is a woman's heart,

1505
01:38:44,002 --> 01:38:45,754
not down there.

1506
01:38:46,004 --> 01:38:48,882
Superman Ozawa, you've got my total respect!

1507
01:39:43,187 --> 01:39:46,690
Mario's AV has not only got out of the Earth,

1508
01:39:46,899 --> 01:39:48,775
it has reached the end of the Universe,

1509
01:39:49,359 --> 01:39:52,946
he also expressed the human's
will of living in harmony...

1510
01:39:53,780 --> 01:39:57,326
or even reproduce with aliens.

1511
01:39:57,826 --> 01:40:02,206
This is one level higher than Naoki's.

1512
01:40:02,831 --> 01:40:05,626
Monsters will no longer pose threat to human,

1513
01:40:05,792 --> 01:40:08,795
the more they come, the more we fuck.

1514
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:11,757
Mario's AV...

1515
01:40:12,466 --> 01:40:15,969
has driven out our fear for monsters
in all these years.

1516
01:40:16,637 --> 01:40:20,224
Here comes the official sales record.

1517
01:40:20,390 --> 01:40:23,143
Mario Ozawa's AV is ranked No.1 in sales.

1518
01:40:24,811 --> 01:40:26,813
It's a crushing defeat for Naoki Nagasaki!

1519
01:40:36,823 --> 01:40:38,283
It's impossible!

1520
01:40:40,244 --> 01:40:41,662
It's impossible!

1521
01:40:42,287 --> 01:40:43,830
I officially declare that,

1522
01:40:44,665 --> 01:40:49,086
in this King of AV Battle, the winner is...

1523
01:40:49,628 --> 01:40:52,089
Mario Ozawa!

1524
01:41:01,181 --> 01:41:04,518
Enough crying. Come down quick
and kneel down before me!

1525
01:41:23,870 --> 01:41:26,290
Kneel down please!

1526
01:41:34,631 --> 01:41:37,050
Get down now!

1527
01:41:48,437 --> 01:41:51,273
Suck it!

1528
01:42:24,723 --> 01:42:25,974
Aren't you serious?

1529
01:42:26,224 --> 01:42:27,726
That's it?

1530
01:42:29,394 --> 01:42:30,604
What?

1531
01:42:30,771 --> 01:42:31,980
It's just for a TV programme,

1532
01:42:32,147 --> 01:42:33,273
why are you so serious?

1533
01:42:33,440 --> 01:42:34,816
Such an idiot!

1534
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,860
Wow, you fucking liar!

1535
01:42:40,781 --> 01:42:43,950
The humiliation I've suffered today,

1536
01:42:45,494 --> 01:42:47,621
you will have to pay me back
in a 100 times in the future!

1537
01:42:52,626 --> 01:42:53,710
Of course!

1538
01:42:53,877 --> 01:42:54,336
Ah! We won!

1539
01:42:54,503 --> 01:42:56,004
We won!

1540
01:42:56,963 --> 01:42:58,006
Are you happy now?

1541
01:42:58,715 --> 01:42:59,800
By the way...

1542
01:43:00,133 --> 01:43:02,135
have you ever watched my AVs
and touched yourself?

1543
01:43:02,928 --> 01:43:05,138
No, of course not!

1544
01:43:05,639 --> 01:43:06,973
Why you seem so nervous?

1545
01:43:07,432 --> 01:43:09,226
Hell no, I don't!

1546
01:43:10,143 --> 01:43:11,645
Are you a woman?

1547
01:43:20,987 --> 01:43:21,988
Hello!

1548
01:43:22,197 --> 01:43:25,659
Mario Ozawa!

1549
01:43:27,828 --> 01:43:29,454
Here, one each,

1550
01:43:29,621 --> 01:43:30,414
they have all been signed!

1551
01:43:30,580 --> 01:43:31,415
Thank you!

1552
01:43:31,581 --> 01:43:32,624
From now on,

1553
01:43:32,791 --> 01:43:34,793
we only sell originals here!

1554
01:43:36,837 --> 01:43:39,047
I was going to shut this shop down this month,

1555
01:43:39,256 --> 01:43:41,091
thanks to this idiot, he is taking over.

1556
01:43:41,425 --> 01:43:42,843
That's called being persistent.

1557
01:43:43,260 --> 01:43:44,469
Someone said to me once,

1558
01:43:44,636 --> 01:43:46,012
we Hong Kongers,

1559
01:43:46,179 --> 01:43:47,848
no matter how hard is the circumstance,

1560
01:43:48,014 --> 01:43:49,391
we have to be HARDER!

1561
01:43:49,558 --> 01:43:51,017
HARDER!

1562
01:43:51,184 --> 01:43:52,519
If we keep being tough and hard,

1563
01:43:53,019 --> 01:43:55,021
no one can beat us!

1564
01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:04,656
My love... My love... My love...

1565
01:44:07,367 --> 01:44:08,535
My...

1566
01:44:08,702 --> 01:44:11,329
Now you are an "impressionism AV Actor"!

1567
01:44:12,330 --> 01:44:13,540
Too much hand movements...

1568
01:44:13,874 --> 01:44:14,833
What are your hands doing?

1569
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:16,877
Just can't stand it... Can't stand it...

1570
01:44:17,043 --> 01:44:19,754
Chotto Ma Te Yo Love...

1571
01:44:31,266 --> 01:44:32,601
Had he shot,

1572
01:44:32,809 --> 01:44:35,061
a rubber band would be added on his wrist.

1573
01:44:35,353 --> 01:44:37,856
Since he hasn't shot yet, he doesn't have any now.

1574
01:44:42,652 --> 01:44:46,490
Hello, I'm a fortune teller from China,

1575
01:44:46,656 --> 01:44:48,658
nicknamed "Get-It-All-Wrong" fortune teller.

1576
01:44:48,825 --> 01:44:51,578
My real name is Chan Ho-Sun,
you can call me Peter.

1577
01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:53,288
Mr. Peter

1578
01:44:53,538 --> 01:44:54,748
ain't I handsome?

1579
01:44:54,956 --> 01:44:58,251
Mr. Ozawa, please punish me physically!

1580
01:45:00,754 --> 01:45:01,630
Wow!

1581
01:45:02,797 --> 01:45:04,299
What is this?

1582
01:45:04,966 --> 01:45:05,926
What is happening?

1583
01:45:06,092 --> 01:45:07,260
Your daughter is so fucked up!

1584
01:45:07,427 --> 01:45:09,596
Grabbing my hand to squeeze her boob,
she's crossed the line!

1585
01:45:11,473 --> 01:45:14,017
She's crossed the line? What about me?

1586
01:45:14,184 --> 01:45:16,436
Wow! What do you want? Wow!

1587
01:45:25,820 --> 01:45:27,572
Thank you!

1588
01:45:36,289 --> 01:45:38,917
Thank you everyone!

1589
01:45:41,795 --> 01:45:43,380
Thank you.

1590
01:45:43,588 --> 01:45:46,675
Wow, so thick!