1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:08,000 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}此字幕由“3D电视SRT字幕格式转换软件”转换 -= CHD字幕组 =- 字幕制作：passinggod@CHD 2 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,199 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我叫陈伟文，是一个作家 3 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,489 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“隋处摸”是我的笔名 4 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,372 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没错 5 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,831 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实我只是在报纸的风月版写情色小说 6 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,540 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但我经常都安慰自己 7 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,626 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实我的小说一点都不容易写 8 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,548 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}譬如说，明明是女人的乳房 9 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,129 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就要写作“水蜜桃” 10 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,213 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}女人的性器官，就写作“水帘洞” 11 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,302 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}她是我女朋友，她也是一个作家 12 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:27,928 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不过她就是大名鼎鼎 13 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:31,598 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}畅销文艺爱情小说家席梦丝 14 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,269 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}几年前她那本肉麻当纯情的小说… 15 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:38,564 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}《想着你抱着他爱着谁》卖到翻印十几版 16 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,365 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}比得上香港地图 17 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,400 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}之后她现在一行字的稿费 18 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,194 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}比我写足一晚还多 19 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,823 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你看看她，多优雅，多端庄 20 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:51,001 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实她私底下，有不为人知的一面… 21 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,331 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}大力点 22 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,378 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}大力点 23 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,379 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}大力点… 24 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:02,884 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}左转呀 25 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,889 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等一下，怎么左转呀？ 26 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:05,719 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就像开车那样呀？ 27 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:06,883 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎么你这么笨！ 28 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,643 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}每次都要我提你！这样呀！ 29 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:12,102 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你记得吗？我教了你很多次，是这样呀！ 30 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,641 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好痛呀！ 31 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:15,355 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我正不正？ 32 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,442 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}正！ 33 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,693 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}看着我 34 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,445 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}看着我 35 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,782 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}干嘛这么大力呀？ 36 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,865 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}进去点 37 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,287 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}进这么深干嘛？ 38 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,795 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我快要到了，我们一起吧！ 39 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,629 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}来了 40 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,915 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}到了 41 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,875 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}已经到了 42 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:49,635 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你刚刚射的时候，好像没叫？ 43 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,011 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有，怎会没有？ 44 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,771 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我在叫，哗，到了，这样呀 45 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,940 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}都没看到你反白眼的？ 46 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,227 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有反，全反了 47 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,903 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}全白了 48 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,108 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}瞎子一样 49 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:01,897 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的？ 50 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,281 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真！ 51 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,778 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}再来一炮，马上！ 52 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:05,942 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}又来？ 53 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,031 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是这样 54 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:10,948 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我对做爱就产生了莫名奇妙的恐惧 55 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,620 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}梁景，别催啦 56 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,834 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就差结尾，很快，结尾了… 57 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,126 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}以后不用写？ 58 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,424 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}风月版怎可以说停就停？ 59 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,055 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你知不知道全香港每天有多少男人 60 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,341 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}都靠我那几百字来做下体运动呀？ 61 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,139 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实有没有想过把我转到体育版去呢？ 62 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,471 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我推荐你… 63 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,974 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在上网什么都有得看 64 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,651 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}风月版没得做啦，我给转到宗教版去 65 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,608 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}昨天才说完马太福音，今天要说阿弥陀佛 66 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,319 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}阿弥陀佛好呀！ 67 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,449 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}老袁，我们好惨啊… 68 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,032 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}知道了，风月版给裁了嘛 69 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,703 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我这里也撑不了多久了 70 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,410 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}唉，简直是世风日下！ 71 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,496 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}万料不到，色情事业都有衰落的一天呀 72 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,622 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就说你吧 73 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,503 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}在这儿卖盗版，就是贼嘛 74 00:04:58,673 --> 00:04:59,833 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在贼都没得做 75 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,171 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你说香港还不死吗？这城市正垂死中！ 76 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,508 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你错了 77 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,169 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这城市已经死了 78 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:10,303 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不过我觉得呢，色情事业是永垂不朽的 79 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,514 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你想想，人类的来源是什么？ 80 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,848 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是好色嘛！ 81 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,230 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果人不好色，哪还有人类？ 82 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,394 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一定有得做的！ 83 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,605 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对…可是现在上网免费任看 84 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,395 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哪有人买呀？ 85 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,031 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}免费也要有内容呀 86 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,650 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}明不明白？内容呀！ 87 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:30,861 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不明白 88 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,373 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}香港，胜在有“居者有其屋” 89 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,041 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}色片 90 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,874 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没理由色者没其片的！ 91 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,498 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们叫团友每人投几万 92 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,167 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}集资去投资拍AV 93 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,050 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那当上投资者 94 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,257 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那我们想拍啥，就拍啥啰！ 95 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:51,343 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那些团友又可以去看AV的拍摄过程 96 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,679 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们三个拿着版权 97 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,970 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}能卖多少钱，我们三个分了它 98 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,229 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可是拍AV好像不便宜吧？ 99 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,389 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那可不是呀！ 100 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,354 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我问过了，拍一部AV…，拍一部AV… 101 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,484 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}几万可以，几十万也可以 102 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,482 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}丰俭由人呀 103 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,772 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不就是吗！拍戏的事很灵活的嘛 104 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:07,564 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你想想 105 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,075 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}参加那些蔡澜美食团也要几万块呀 106 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,157 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}说不定他还把东西全吃光呢！ 107 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,071 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一定很多人参加的！ 108 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,622 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的可以考虑 109 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,500 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我有个朋友，在日本专门寄AV给我盗版 110 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:20,751 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}找她安排 111 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,254 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}拍完以后再卖给日本人也行 112 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,087 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那就行了，她要一半，我们三个要一半 113 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,797 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}说着说着好像真的成事了！ 114 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,132 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有噱头，我也有兴趣呀 115 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,133 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你是谁呀？ 116 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,297 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我来买A片的 117 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,590 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}几万块去见识见识 118 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,099 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我想我很多朋友也有兴趣 119 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,306 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}听到没有，马上有第一个客人了！ 120 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,096 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果我们这次做得好的话，长做长有呀！ 121 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,732 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那马上去搞啦！已经未出发先兴奋了 122 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,268 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我说起来都有一点硬了 123 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:46,816 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这张好呀！ 124 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,606 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那张《淫荡人妻》，给我一张嘛 125 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,070 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}妈的！买你妹呀！上网下载啦！ 126 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:16,925 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}相声呀！ 127 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,477 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}相声？　　　他写着赵本山 128 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,354 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那些内地人真红　　　这边… 129 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,809 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对了，帮我们安排 130 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,394 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}拍AV那女的是什么人？ 131 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,981 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}本身是香港人，但是在日本住了很久了 132 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,487 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}她一直帮我买些日本新出的A片 133 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,989 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}寄回香港给我盗版 134 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,024 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这回她出了不力的 135 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,785 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}前面蹲着的那个就是她 136 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,960 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}鸠山！ 137 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,631 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}到了… 138 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,557 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}旺中带静呢，上了这条楼梯… 139 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,804 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这里也蛮神秘的嘛 140 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,893 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那和我们来的目的一样 141 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,441 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我有一种不祥的预感 142 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,523 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你的 143 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,903 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你的 144 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,363 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你的 145 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,694 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你的 146 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,866 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你的… 147 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,699 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这些是…你们的 148 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,325 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我待会就带你们去看看充满特色的房间 149 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,537 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}包管你们会有“哗”一声的感觉 150 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,553 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哗… 151 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,344 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是不是真妈的“哗”呢？ 152 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,889 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这里最特别是可以横着进横着出 153 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:44,229 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他妈的特别呢 154 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,400 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这里跟殓房没差多少呀！ 155 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,730 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那可不一样！ 156 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:53,442 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}殓房要人拉你出来，这里不用唷 157 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,607 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我终于知道这个世上 158 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,321 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有地方比住地下房更惨！ 159 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,570 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}房间那么小，怎么住呀？ 160 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,204 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你把它当储物柜… 161 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,327 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那就他妈的大呢！ 162 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:05,621 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}什么鸠？ 163 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:06,875 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}鸠山初代子 164 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,753 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}代子小姐是吧？ 165 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,043 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你也有你的道理 166 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,667 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们应该凡事向好的方向看 167 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,710 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}难道我们专程过来是住五星级酒店吗？ 168 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:16,635 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没错！ 169 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,047 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们的钱，应该花在值得花的地方 170 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,010 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}说得对 171 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,597 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们的精力，都应该出在最应该出的地方 172 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,849 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真麻烦你呀，鸠小姐！ 173 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,146 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不用客气！ 174 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,273 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}初代是…你名字？ 175 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:30,975 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还是兴趣呢？ 176 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,231 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是我妈妈改的！ 177 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,693 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你老妈喜欢初代…　　　是呀！ 178 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,741 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}靠，我们会不会被骗了？ 179 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,947 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}靠！我现在啥都不怕 180 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,113 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我最怕那个初代子，兼任AV女主角而已 181 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,573 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那我真的好怕喔 182 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,787 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不会那么无良的，我跟她说明… 183 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:50,044 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}要大胸，又出名的AV女优的 184 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,131 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实，你们会不会太悲观呢？ 185 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,174 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}整天觉得人家要骗我们似的 186 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,630 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那应该怎么样？ 187 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:00,548 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你想想，我们看了几十年AV 188 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,134 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}做了几十年男人，打了几千次飞机 189 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:04,801 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可是明天 190 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,722 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是真真正正第一次接触到真正的AV女优 191 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,186 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}拍属于自己的AV 192 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,148 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}为了迎接这个神圣的一刻 193 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,234 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们是不是应该一起斋戒沐浴呢？ 194 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,656 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}斋戒沐浴？ 195 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,517 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实，下雨也不错呀！ 196 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,598 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}明天更大乳呀… 197 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,892 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你又知道？ 198 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,312 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那些女优好大乳的嘛… 199 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,690 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}希望在明天嘛 200 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:24,760 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}各位团友 201 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,220 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这里就是无数AV的胜地 202 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,552 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这里是一个复合片场 203 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,598 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}看，那边就有一个诊所 204 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,811 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}整天在拍《淫贱女护士》的 205 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,226 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这边就是课室 206 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,985 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}拍《纯情学生妹》 207 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,319 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是不是他妈的“哗”呢？ 208 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,902 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哗… 209 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:42,735 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}喂喂！ 210 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,822 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这张床呀，不就是经常拍AV那张？ 211 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,244 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}帮我拍照… 212 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,779 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我操你… 213 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,322 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我操你… 214 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,828 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}别去呀！ 215 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,036 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你真是有眼光呢 216 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,957 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这里是不少AV男优出精的地方 217 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:58,919 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}出在哪里呢？ 218 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,549 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}通常出在那里！ 219 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,836 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果用紫外光灯一照 220 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,428 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}整张床会发光的呢！ 221 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,759 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}听见没有 222 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,971 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}早晨，大家好！ 223 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,931 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这位是导演，不用理他的 224 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,017 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那…就随便扫墓那样鞠个躬就走啦 225 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,724 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请多多指教！ 226 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,603 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}大家好 227 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,780 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这是辰巳唯小姐 228 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,957 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}大家好，我是辰巳唯 229 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,287 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请多多指教 230 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,958 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}辰巳唯，F Cup，前赛车女郎 231 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,872 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}绰号赛车皇后！ 232 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,458 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}开心是好的 233 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,467 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但是大家还傻逼的不开始 234 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,128 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就拍不完了 235 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,639 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}原来也蛮闷的喔 236 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,805 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对呀，还不是那几招 237 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,180 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}停！ 238 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,769 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}鸠山，帮我翻译 239 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:58,182 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是 240 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,146 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我就这么觉得呀 241 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,151 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这位男优刚做的都太一般了 242 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,688 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}完全能猜到男主角怎么做 243 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,072 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在我们作主嘛 244 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:08,201 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我认为呢，一来就进主题，出绝招吧！ 245 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,486 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好呀！　　　绝招？啥绝招呀？ 246 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,825 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}试试人肉… 247 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,072 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}直升机！ 248 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,041 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不好意思 249 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,374 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}直升机… 250 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,131 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不懂这招？没关系啦，那试试那个… 251 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,257 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}铁鸡斗蜈蚣！ 252 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,668 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这招好呀！ 253 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,676 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}说什么也好，都不可以 254 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,263 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}又不懂？这么逊！ 255 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,894 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那简单一点，人肉打桩机！ 256 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,517 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等等，发生什么事？ 257 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,932 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎么样，这样就做不下去了 258 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,818 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我都明白　　　那就继续吧 259 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,943 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他们是投资者，照你意思做吧 260 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,950 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他们说做爱要循序渐进呢 261 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,699 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不是吧！还要循序渐进？ 262 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,363 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}看了几十年都是这样子 263 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,748 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们AV界要突破呀，对不对？ 264 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,625 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}依我说呢，我们应该这样做，对不对？ 265 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,707 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他说… 266 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,921 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你看不起我呀 267 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,832 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们根本不懂AV，不闭嘴就给我滚 268 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,627 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}什么不懂AV呀？我们全都是专业观众！ 269 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,545 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}神经病，看了几十年盗版AV 270 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,885 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们不专业？你拍了多少年AV? 271 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,095 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你闭嘴！　　　我好怕喔我 272 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,634 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你不停在这里说三道四，有种跟我说日语 273 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,597 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你有没有专业道德呀？ 274 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,855 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们自己拍下去，我不拍了！ 275 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,266 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}神经病，这就跑了那么不专业 276 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,058 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还有道德吗？ 277 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,225 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那怎么办？ 278 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,068 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}跑掉了呢！ 279 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,319 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}换另一个男优啰 280 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,072 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我跟你们说 281 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,732 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我只是中间人 282 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,447 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这片子的版权已经卖了 283 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,079 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果交不出片子，你们要赔钱给我的 284 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,705 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}什么？这么严重？ 285 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,832 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你不做汉奸真浪费了你 286 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,410 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你怎知她不是？ 287 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,455 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不如你们其中一个拍吧 288 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,795 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}她问你们可不可以派个人出来代拍？ 289 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,798 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这次真便宜了你们 290 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,678 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有得看，有得干 291 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,971 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}爽死你们唷！ 292 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,552 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}神经！ 293 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,226 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你去拍吧！神经病！ 294 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,309 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你去吧！直升机呀你！ 295 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,769 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}别闹了，快找人来呀 296 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,943 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}梁景，我真是很替你高兴 297 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,103 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我也想不到自己… 298 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,488 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}带你来日本，还关照你这么好的差事 299 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,991 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}事不宜迟，我马上去替你买红牛和安全套 300 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,276 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}慢着… 301 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,202 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实我真他妈的不行呀 302 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,320 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}操你妈呀！ 303 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,831 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}刚才又说这又说那的，又什么直升机 304 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,332 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我也很想干呀 305 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,118 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但无奈我大腿内侧有块胎记 306 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,126 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}很容易被认出的！ 307 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,912 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}靠，胎记这东西都长差不多形状啦 308 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:25,329 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不就是！ 309 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,090 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的很奇怪的，长的跟米老鼠一样的 310 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,963 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一进镜头，给人家告我侵权不就更糟？ 311 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:30,968 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你还真多藉口的 312 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,049 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不… 313 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,963 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他不就行了 ！你啊！ 314 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,430 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你怎么看？ 315 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:36,967 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不行呀 316 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,426 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}为什么不行 317 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,311 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我内弯 318 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,847 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}啥米内弯？ 319 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,603 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有没有见过 320 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,858 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}开运竹？ 321 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,403 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}喂！阿达！ 322 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,489 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你平常那么好色，你来吧！ 323 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,029 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对不起，我今天真的要跟大家坦白 324 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,868 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实我是一个拉子 325 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,283 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}所以那天洗澡，我没脱内裤 326 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,248 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}去你妈的，不是吧？! 327 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,208 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}难怪你有胸！ 328 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,498 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们再不找人搞定他，找人砍死你们呀！ 329 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,586 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}操你妈的！ 330 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,216 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}喂！不要呀！ 331 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,502 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}日本的黑社会很凶的 332 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,888 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我认识一个人呀，买错了香烟而已… 333 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,093 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}给人砍了左手尾指呀！ 334 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,849 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那现在怎么办呀？ 335 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,178 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们听我说一句 336 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,018 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们身为一个中国人 337 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,354 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}难得有机会来到日本 338 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,019 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可以合情合理的 339 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,530 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}用身体来惩罚一个日本妹 340 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,279 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你不要问国家为你们做了些什么 341 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,863 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们问自己 342 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,537 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}曾几何时为国家付出一分力！ 343 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,536 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没错！ 344 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,997 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们要证明给日本妹知道 345 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,169 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们中国人不是东亚病夫！ 346 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,797 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}钓鱼台是我们的！　　　钓鱼台是我们的！ 347 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,753 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没错！辰巳唯也是我们的！ 348 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:56,922 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们的… 349 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,179 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好！ 350 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,766 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我很开心 351 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,643 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}看来大家都已经有答案了 352 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,851 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那请问，哪位想成为今晚的幸运儿呢？ 353 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,272 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你！ 354 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,021 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}靠，傻猪呀！ 355 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:15,905 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好 356 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:17,570 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好 357 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,530 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是 358 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:24,365 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢 359 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,579 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是 360 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,745 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}快脱她衣服呀，你妈的！ 361 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,748 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}脱啦，现在不就脱啦！ 362 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,929 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}快点啦，熬汤呀？ 363 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,438 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你来呀！ 364 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,609 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不好意思 365 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,946 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要呀！不要呀！ 不要… 366 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,331 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没关系 367 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,040 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要呀！ 368 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,340 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要呀！ 369 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,629 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要呀！ 370 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,217 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你放我走吧好不好 371 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,552 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我赔钱给你吧！ 372 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:29,147 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}脱衣服… 373 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,433 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}脱裤子… 374 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,896 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要呀… 375 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,310 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要呀… 376 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:36,945 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要呀… 377 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,458 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}进去了！ 378 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,007 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}又进去了！ 379 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,598 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}啥东西？ 380 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,728 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}潮吹唷！ 381 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,399 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们很坏的 382 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,228 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}要人家拍这些东西 383 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:08,572 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他好可爱，好搞笑呢 384 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,459 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}未遇上小泽之前 385 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,756 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我从来都不知道女人可以做主动 386 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:27,807 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}非常开心，但是又有点激动 387 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,854 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我觉得你在这戏里面 388 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,230 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真是好惨呀 389 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,358 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我看得泪汪汪呢 390 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,074 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你觉得可不可以多打点马赛克？ 391 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:46,950 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不好意思 392 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,110 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是！ 393 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,951 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那个…打马赛克，可以吗？ 394 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,289 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好的好的，可以 395 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,950 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢你 396 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,374 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}喂！老兄呀！ 397 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,122 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你不是这样吧，那马赛克… 398 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,838 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}比牛油纸还薄呢，打厚一点行不行？ 399 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,253 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还有你不要只打在我那话儿 400 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,054 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}脸孔也要打，打在脸上 401 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,304 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不对… 402 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,216 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}整张脸…整个人全打了 403 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,476 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这样…好的，好的 404 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,805 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}也不对，整个画面全打了 405 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,821 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你真妈的不用担心 406 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,152 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你摘下眼镜 407 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,783 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没人认得你的 408 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,652 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你试试摘下眼镜 409 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,372 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你是谁呀？ 410 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,579 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你别这样啦，你真的以为我是低能呀？ 411 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,038 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我最初以为… 412 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,508 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}女人脱衣服真的很大压力 413 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,296 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但是原来男人脱衣服更大压力 414 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,806 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}算了，别说我了 415 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,346 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对了，老袁说你呢 416 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,852 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是香港过来的 417 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,354 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你没理由没中文名字吧 418 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,061 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}难道你真的姓鸠？ 419 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,063 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这么久了 420 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,860 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他妈的忘记了 421 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,860 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是说… 422 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,858 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有不可告人的秘密了 423 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,617 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实我留在日本 424 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,079 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是有一个他妈浪漫的原因呢 425 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,201 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我在等一个人 426 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,704 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你不问我在等谁？ 427 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,587 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没有，我就不问 428 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,214 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}让你无法说下去嘛 429 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,820 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我觉得好像发了一场梦一样 430 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,066 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我以为我的人生从此就跟AV画上句号 431 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,532 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}殊不知 432 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,070 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}原来只是刚刚开始 433 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,269 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“Sex Pistols”吧 434 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,155 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎样啦，阿铭？ 435 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,282 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}陈伟文，你太牛逼啦！ 436 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,944 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}论坛上那条片，全世界都点赞喔！ 437 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:35,952 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}啥片呀？ 438 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,283 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还装蒜？ 439 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,243 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不是吧？ 440 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,372 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那条AV片，“无垢男”呀！ 441 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,455 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在连结也打不开，大家都在疯狂转发？ 442 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,461 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那女的叫什么？ 443 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,839 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}辰巳唯？哗，也蛮正的！ 444 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,294 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}去日本… 445 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,293 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}亲子皇国也有？ 446 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,921 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那么多网站都有？ 447 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,599 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}阿姐，那个不是我！ 448 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,343 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不是喇！ 449 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,978 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}妈，那人不是我呀，妈！ 450 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:10,483 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎么啦，丝？ 451 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,365 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}陈伟文，你马上给我打开电视新闻台 452 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,192 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}为什么呢？ 453 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,627 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最近网上流传一条AV影片 454 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,841 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}据说男主角，是一个香港人 455 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,346 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}而影片流出之后 456 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,348 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}香港网上一天的点击率 457 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,725 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}已经破了纪录 458 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,307 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}听说台湾和东南亚都一样 459 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,846 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}而最令人意外的是 460 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,013 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这段影片 461 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,308 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}在日本竟然掀起了热潮 462 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,147 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在让我们驻日本的记者 463 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,152 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}文嘉仪为大家报导 464 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,361 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}自从影片在互联网传出 465 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,527 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}后刮起了一阵旋风 466 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,411 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最近日本人气女性杂志 467 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,697 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}读者票选出最想一夜情的男人 468 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:05,083 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这名香港男子更首度击败日本人气偶像 469 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,494 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}成为第一名 470 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,830 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}自从看了这条片之后 471 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,711 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我每晚都会梦见他 472 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:15,886 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我老公已经吃我不消了 473 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,051 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我觉得他好可爱 474 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,386 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}以前的AV都是男人粗暴地征服女人 475 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,142 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在角色调转 476 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:26,646 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我看得很过瘾 477 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,937 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是因为他将传统AV的男女角色互换了 478 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:32,353 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}令一直觉得被AV轻视的女性 479 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:37,567 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}内心的压抑突然被释放 480 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,235 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}据说日本的成人电影公司 481 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,653 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最近收到很多电话 482 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,913 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}大家都很想知道这名男子的真正身份 483 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,994 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}而网上也有人发起搜索行动 484 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,535 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}相信这名男子的身份很快会曝光 485 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,874 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}无视新闻，文嘉仪在东京的报道 486 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,303 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对不起，这次真的是意外呀 487 00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,589 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我以后不敢了 488 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,679 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不是故意的，我是被迫的！ 489 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,231 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}阿丝，你别走呀！ 490 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,566 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你走，我就死给你看！ 491 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,543 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等等！ 492 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,131 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等等！ 493 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,379 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你认不认得我呀？ 494 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,139 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我怎么会不认得你 495 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,304 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你就是日本那个鸠山呀 496 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:48,471 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对呀！为啥你要自杀那么傻逼呢？ 497 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,146 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对了 498 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,353 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}为啥我要自杀那么傻逼呢？ 499 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,317 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果我要死… 500 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:55,727 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我都先杀了你呀！ 501 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:56,520 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你这混蛋！ 502 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,484 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那些马赛克呀，害死我呀！ 503 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,320 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我现在家破人亡了！ 504 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,405 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你应该感谢那些马赛克才对 505 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,115 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你现在真火了 506 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,122 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}全日本的AV公司都在找你呀 507 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,202 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他们说你是… 508 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,038 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“现象派男优” 509 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,998 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是女人看到你都兴奋呢 510 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:13,336 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的？ 511 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,544 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的！有没有说你好像梁朝伟？ 512 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:20,757 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实呢 513 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,388 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你在香港，不死也没啥用了 514 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,012 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不如你跟我去日本，赚日圆 515 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,637 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}全日本的女人都等着看你的身体呢 516 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:33,182 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}人总有一死，不如把钱赚了才死呀 517 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,860 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的那么多人想看我的身体？ 518 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:38,353 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是呀 519 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,401 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我现在就想看了 520 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:42,824 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可是… 521 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:43,780 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我保证 522 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,661 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你会成为全日本系最红的AV男优 523 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,539 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请你接受我的邀请，和我合作 524 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,371 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}让我做你经纪人吧！ 525 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,256 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}传说中香港男子 526 00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,542 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}正式以艺名“小泽马利奥”… 527 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,836 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}进军日本！ 528 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,879 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}马利奥… 529 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,868 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}以后在东京呢，你就住这里了 530 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,032 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不是东京的房子很小吗？ 531 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,162 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这里这么大呀？ 532 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,198 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你那话儿大嘛 533 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:32,953 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}也对喔！ 534 00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,421 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不用收拾啦 535 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,048 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不打飞机的 536 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,091 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这些是你的功课 537 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,252 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是说多看多吸收，就做得好点吗？ 538 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,088 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对呀！　　　不过也对啊 539 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,428 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我想我上次是被迫才做得到 540 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,934 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可是呢，那么多人在现场 541 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,437 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}自愿我真怕自己做不来呀！ 542 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:55,350 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不用怕 543 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:57,891 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}到时候有很多大师傅在场 544 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:00,436 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不会是你吧？ 545 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,271 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不教人的 546 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:06,279 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}用力点，就是“摸多”～ 547 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,863 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“摸多”～ 548 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,700 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一起来吧，就是“易咕”～ 549 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,489 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“易咕”～ 550 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:16,001 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好舒服呢，就是“奇摸鸡”～ 551 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,456 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“奇摸鸡”～ 552 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,495 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对 553 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,459 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可是你三个反应都一样的？ 554 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:21,999 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}它们是完全不同的 555 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,633 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是吗？ 556 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,794 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那你要不要教我一点日文呢？ 557 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,964 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}日本呢，最重要呢 558 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,631 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是“嗨渣拿” 559 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,098 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“超那妈” 560 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,100 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}和“猪-嗨” 561 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,428 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“嗨渣拿”就是烟灰盅啦 562 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,808 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但“超那妈”是… 563 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,598 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“超那妈”是啤酒啰 564 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:39,266 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那谁是“猪-嗨”呀？ 565 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,311 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“猪-嗨”是烧酒加滚水 566 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,904 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“猪-嗨”也有人喝呀？ 567 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:46,815 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}很受欢迎呢！ 568 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,026 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}在你正式拍AV之前 569 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:52,321 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我安排了你拜一位高人为师，向他学习 570 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,410 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}增强床上的战斗力 571 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,662 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰神之手？ 572 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,503 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}加藤先生 573 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,214 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请你收我为徒 574 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,429 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}传授我绝世神功呀！ 575 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,531 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}发生了什么事呀？ 576 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:34,996 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你看看 577 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,616 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}地上有只苍蝇… 578 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,043 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}刚被我搞到潮吹而死 579 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,666 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不是吧！ 580 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,387 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你安息吧！ 581 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,656 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}师傅，你在干吗？ 582 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:21,911 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}离这里西南偏西20公里的大海已经潮吹 583 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,750 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}波涛汹涌 584 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:25,588 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的？ 585 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:43,940 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}用力点！ 586 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:45,146 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是！ 587 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,573 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}快点！ 588 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,196 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是！ 589 00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:00,282 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}黄昏前挖不到蕃薯，今晚没饭吃！ 590 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:01,742 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是！ 591 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,874 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}趁新鲜喝了它 592 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,288 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是 593 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,254 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实我们中国人的传统 594 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,674 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最好的东西都是留给师傅的 595 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,971 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}很好的传统 596 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:43,492 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}去吧！ 597 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,661 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥！ 598 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,421 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你一定会成功！ 599 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,427 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}为AV开创新的天地啦！ 600 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,843 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}去吧！ 601 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:15,024 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这些家伙奇形怪状的 602 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,317 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}也是男优呀？ 603 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,577 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他们叫做“汁男” 604 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,487 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}专门替那些男优射精 605 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,824 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有时那些男优射不出来，或者早泄 606 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,367 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就得靠他们了 607 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:28,127 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}拍AV的时候，拍射精近镜 608 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,880 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实不是那些男优，是他们来的 609 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:32,082 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是这样喔！ 610 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:35,752 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就好像那些武打巨星摔地的镜头就找替身 611 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:40,507 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他们射一次，就收一次钱 612 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,433 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}所以不能软下来呀 613 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,895 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那怎么知道射了多少次？ 614 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,268 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他们射一次 615 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,228 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}手就圈一条橡皮筋 616 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,562 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}所以他现在也未射 617 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:51,943 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就没有橡皮筋了 618 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,860 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不好意思，不好意思！ 619 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,412 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}兄弟，你想怎样呀？ 620 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,072 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不好意思！ 621 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,621 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个学名叫“早泄” 622 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:13,794 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}在调什么饮料呀？ 623 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,254 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}让我们要来补身的？ 624 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,168 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这些是假精液 625 00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,379 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他用一点香蕉汁 626 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,432 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}然后加回练乳，再加三滴咖啡 627 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:23,766 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真他妈的像 628 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:24,972 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}要不要试喝一点？ 629 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,932 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}也真的蛮像的，喝就不要了 630 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,688 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可是，为啥有汁男 631 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,394 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}又用假精液呢？ 632 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,477 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}因为有时候要拍AV男优射精 633 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,067 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他射不出来，那我们呢… 634 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,108 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}拿着… 635 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,117 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们就装一条喉管 636 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,281 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是放在那话儿下面？ 637 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:43,778 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对呀！ 638 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:44,616 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那怎么射呢？ 639 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,203 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有个泵呀，一压 640 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,287 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}会射好远的呢 641 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:49,746 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}也真聪明！ 642 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,502 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}难怪我看那些AV女优 643 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,289 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有时候口爆、颜射那些 644 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:55,547 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}吞得那么过瘾啦 645 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,129 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}原来有香蕉汁 646 00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,802 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那个不是麻生希吗？ 647 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:01,801 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是呀，今天你和她拍呀 648 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:02,843 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不是吧？ 649 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,349 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好大压力喔！ 650 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:07,306 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}麻生希小姐 651 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,764 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥今天第一次正式拍AV 652 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:11,681 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请麻生小姐指教指教 653 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,066 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请多多指教 654 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,521 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不用客气 655 00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,732 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}之前已经看过小泽先生的作品 656 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,651 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}觉得你真的好可爱 657 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,025 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不知道小泽先生身体 658 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,864 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最敏感的部位是哪里呢？ 659 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,155 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}她问你最敏感是哪里呢？ 660 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:27,659 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}全身嘛！ 661 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,499 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}全身！ 662 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,835 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽先生真的好风趣 663 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,962 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我最喜欢风趣的男人了 664 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,795 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}耳朵 665 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,430 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}乳头 666 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:51,517 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 667 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:52,271 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 668 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,557 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}老师… 669 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,020 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}老师不要… 670 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:57,356 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 671 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,360 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}老师… 672 00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,021 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 673 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,780 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}记住，挣扎一会儿就要放弃 674 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,495 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}因为你已经开始想要 675 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:10,365 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}挣扎太久观众会不耐烦 676 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,658 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}总之奥义就是… 677 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,703 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“三下反抗，一下迎合” 678 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,374 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}明白吗？ 679 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,711 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有一点不能忘记 680 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:22,753 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}两人之间绝对没有“不可能” 681 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,717 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是这样的 682 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,506 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢您！ 683 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:51,365 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我一定要跟他来一炮 684 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,924 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}读几年级呀？ 685 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:06,428 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}中一 686 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:10,265 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这把年纪不就是留了很多年级！ 687 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,927 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一定是他妈的蠢货！ 688 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,470 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽同学 689 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:14,808 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是！ 690 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,407 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽同学 691 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,782 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}到你检查身体 692 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,739 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}医生你好！ 693 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,834 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}今年几岁？ 694 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,628 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}十三 695 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,545 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}上床，脱衣服 696 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:44,213 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是 697 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,235 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}老师，你做什么？ 698 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:12,495 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我在替你检查乳头的反应 699 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:14,869 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是正常的 700 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:19,665 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我还要看看你小弟弟是偏左，还是偏右 701 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,773 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你现在看到我做什么？ 702 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:42,650 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}脱衣服 703 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:48,190 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你眼睛有问题 704 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,485 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}出现幻觉 705 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,325 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}老师，你干嘛呀？ 706 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,494 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我好怕怕呀！ 707 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,798 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 708 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:09,214 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 709 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,593 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 710 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,390 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 711 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:21,810 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}发育得相当完整 712 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,021 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}比间尺还长 713 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,397 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 714 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,322 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}老师不要… 715 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,442 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽同学 716 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:35,487 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}以下你看到的，和你做的 717 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,826 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}全部都是幻觉 718 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,167 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}老师，舒服… 719 00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:53,884 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}要来了… 720 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,469 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一起来吧 721 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:09,150 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢老师！ 722 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:10,655 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}停！ 723 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,281 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好！做得好！ 724 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,037 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢你 725 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,238 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是不是很开心？ 726 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:19,872 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}很开心 727 00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:21,954 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}介不介意替我拿张卫生纸？流出来了！ 728 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,035 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}卫生纸！ 729 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,173 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}马利奥… 730 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,346 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好！ 731 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,018 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好！ 732 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,017 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}马利奥？ 733 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,111 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不是，我很明显是张家辉啦！ 734 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,480 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真是马利奥！ 735 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,566 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我爱你！ 736 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,325 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要！ 737 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:04,581 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}和马利奥合作的女优由我挑选 738 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,457 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是的，当然是 739 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,887 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}社长，电话 740 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,299 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个… 741 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:21,847 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}喂？ 742 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,265 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等等… 743 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:30,892 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那个… 744 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,932 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是多大个cup呢？ 745 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:34,976 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}L-cup ! 746 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:36,311 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}L-cup ? 747 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:38,605 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}A、B、C、D、E、F、G 748 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:40,489 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}H、I、J、K、L 749 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,026 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}操你妈的，真他妈的巨大！ 750 00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:59,959 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 751 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:03,846 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 752 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,931 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}救命呀！ 753 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:08,346 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}救命呀！ 754 00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:17,818 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你逃不掉了 755 00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:21,693 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还是乖乖就范吧 756 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:26,403 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}给我玩完，再满足这里所有女人 757 00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:29,162 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 758 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,957 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 759 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:35,541 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 760 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:48,262 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}救命，救我呀 761 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,927 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不可以就这样死在这里的 762 00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:52,512 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我要想办法 763 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,980 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我要用幻想对抗你的呢！ 764 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,408 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好！停机！ 765 00:45:50,373 --> 00:45:55,367 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}辛苦了！　　　辛苦了！ 766 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,880 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}阿丝，我以为你不再听我电话了 767 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,627 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你有没有收到我送给你的包包？ 768 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,137 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}收到啦 769 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,965 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我以为你会生我气 770 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:13,759 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实呢，我也接受现实了 771 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:17,101 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在这个世界也是笑贫不笑娼 772 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,357 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你也不用太介怀人家怎么看你的 773 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:20,687 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我没有呀 774 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,443 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我只介意你怎么看我 775 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,604 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}人家都说不介意了 776 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,196 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不说了，要把头发吹干 777 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:28,198 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}再跟你说吧，拜拜 778 00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:51,339 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我操你呀！ 779 00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:52,757 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你死去哪里啦？ 780 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:54,266 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他妈的把我的钱都拿了 781 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:56,268 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还留下一笔高利贷给我！ 782 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:57,474 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是我混蛋 783 00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:00,018 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你打死我吧！ 784 00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:02,683 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}操你… 785 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:07,445 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你现在那么有钱 786 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,862 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}捧红了那个小泽马利奥 787 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:14,195 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}又不见你捧我？ 788 00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:21,582 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你已经不爱我了 789 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:26,424 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不可以忍受你和别的女人上床的 790 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:30,253 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}无论你怎样，我都那么爱你的 791 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,471 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那你证明呀 792 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,892 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不客气了 793 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,492 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对不起…不好意思… 794 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:44,622 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢！ 795 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:47,129 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不好意思…对不起… 796 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,545 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有钱人喔！ 797 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,681 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}替我捉住那混蛋 798 00:48:57,893 --> 00:48:58,757 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}妈的别给他走！ 799 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,426 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哪个混蛋？ 800 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:02,352 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不就是混蛋啰！ 801 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:03,683 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个？ 802 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,974 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对呀，你旁边那个呀！ 803 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,611 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我真他妈的傻逼蠢货！ 804 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:20,495 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我明知道哥儿是骗我的 805 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:23,123 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我都给他再来一炮 806 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,584 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你知不知道他刺得我最痛的是哪里？ 807 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,836 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是心呀！ 808 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:31,378 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我以前给日本仔骗我来日本 809 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:34,635 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}在歌舞伎町呀，做风俗娘呢！ 810 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:35,882 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你做风俗娘？ 811 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:39,514 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}帮人家马杀鸡，推油呀、出火呀 812 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:40,925 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我很厉害耶 813 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:43,310 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}九十分钟赚三万日圆？ 814 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:08,331 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}后来广也哥儿爱上了我 815 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:09,787 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不就给他放题啰 816 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:13,041 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他是我的客人嘛，又那么爱我 817 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,340 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我就不收他钱啰 818 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,218 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他妈的把我的钱都骗光了 819 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:18,049 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还丢下一笔高利贷给我 820 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:20,385 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}所有男人都是这样骗女人的 821 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:23,016 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}总之一个男人一看见你，就说很喜欢你 822 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,347 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他就是他妈的在骗你 823 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,058 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我反过来想的 824 00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:29,352 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我以为你说不喜欢我，是喜欢我呢 825 00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:30,933 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那你喜不喜欢我？ 826 00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:32,692 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我从来不骗人的 827 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:38,115 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}爱情真是他妈的累人 828 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,658 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哥儿哥儿哥儿哥… 829 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,416 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你怎么了？ 830 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:49,998 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你不是那么笨吧？ 831 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:51,412 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}唉，糟了！ 832 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,964 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}为什么我的脚不用走 833 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,545 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}它也走着呢？ 834 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,386 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你刚才喝的啤酒，是新发明 835 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,672 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}喝了会飞的 836 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,216 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你当我傻逼！ 837 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:06,514 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你在背着我嘛！ 838 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,729 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢你 839 00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,896 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}又会这么蠢也这么重的 840 00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:18,777 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对，可以了 841 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,108 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢你 842 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:21,612 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是！ 843 00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,319 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哗！很帅呀！ 844 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,657 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有多帅呢？ 845 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,618 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你侧面的分界真是一绝呀 846 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:27,747 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是吗？ 847 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:28,532 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那我想问问你 848 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,952 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这一身造型是拍什么戏呢？ 849 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:33,291 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}今天是拍你做宇宙大王　　　这样… 850 00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:35,706 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}给美少女战士捉走了　　　是这样的… 851 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:36,839 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}先奸后杀　　　是 852 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:37,921 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}杀完再奸 853 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,086 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}死了也继续奸，好点子 854 00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:41,925 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那谁做美少女呀？ 855 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,964 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}淮山杞子呀，新人来的 856 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,550 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那她经纪人会不会叫… 857 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:46,763 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“根本刁斯”呢？ 858 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:49,432 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好！ 859 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:50,767 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好… 860 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,647 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}杞子她是第一次拍AV 861 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:55,400 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请小泽先生多多指教 862 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:56,981 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}来吧，杞子！ 863 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:58,691 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好，多多指教 864 00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:00,317 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请多多指教 865 00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:01,732 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}经纪人相当屌丝 866 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,571 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好像我那么屌丝呀！ 867 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,946 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}她很可爱呢！ 868 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:11,708 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 869 00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:13,710 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 870 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:16,876 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}大… 871 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,291 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}大魔王… 872 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:24,338 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你滥杀无辜，罪恶满刑… 873 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,346 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}受死啦… 874 00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,178 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对！ 875 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,519 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你不要奸我 876 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:35,899 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你可以杀我 877 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:37,851 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可是你千万别搞我的小弟弟 878 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,986 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这是我的死穴 879 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,363 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不过你捉了我… 880 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:44,275 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我任你处置吧，来吧！ 881 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,955 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我要你…死前… 882 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,289 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}受尽屈辱 883 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:25,441 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 884 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,579 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}淮山，你不可以这样的！ 885 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,833 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没关系　　　淮山，等等… 886 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,288 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我去搞定她 887 00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:20,580 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}很抱歉，真的非常抱歉！ 888 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,255 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我没有恶意的 889 00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:46,600 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}AV有多大压力 890 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,269 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我很清楚 891 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:51,233 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我都不太喜欢拍AV的 892 00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:54,115 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不过看来也不适合你 893 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,448 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你走吧！ 894 00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:00,956 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是不是我的日文太烂呀？ 895 00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:02,241 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}明白吗？ 896 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,785 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可是我和经纪人签了合约 897 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:07,496 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}毁约要赔很多钱的 898 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:08,793 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没问题 899 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:10,832 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我有钱 900 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:12,460 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}行了！ 901 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,513 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}再见… 902 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,718 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}再见… 903 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:23,846 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}走吧！ 904 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:34,735 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽先生 905 00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:37,151 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我觉得跟你拍，我可以的 906 00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:40,370 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不过小泽先生可不可以帮我一个忙？ 907 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,039 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}什么忙？ 908 00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:45,158 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是拍AV之前 909 00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:47,160 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请小泽先生和我拍拖 910 00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,504 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}给我一些恋爱的感觉 911 00:57:49,675 --> 00:57:51,666 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那样我一定会拍很好的 912 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:05,854 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}鲔鱼腩寿司？ 913 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:09,482 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}鲔鱼腩，可以吗？ 914 00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:11,189 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}很喜欢 915 00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:17,691 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}晚饭可以吗？ 916 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:18,858 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可以呀 917 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:21,320 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但是下次先换衣服 918 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:24,035 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们这身打扮比较怪 919 00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:26,666 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我也这样觉得 920 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:45,075 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一定是鸠山把衣服拿回来 921 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:19,529 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那… 922 01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:22,490 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是说我们穿得那么光鲜 923 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:25,326 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}而且又那么整齐 924 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,741 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是没事啦！ 925 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,031 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我有说你有做过吗？ 926 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,787 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}心虚啊？ 927 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:35,207 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}也不是心虚 928 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,168 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}只是三个字… 929 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,999 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}措手不及 930 01:00:43,014 --> 01:00:44,550 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}香港女朋友 931 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,142 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那我先走了 932 01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:51,352 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}明天见 933 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:56,104 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们刚刚收工嘛 934 01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:58,400 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}然后她… 935 01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:30,680 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}操我呀！ 936 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:33,015 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我要你像在AV？操那些女人一样的操我！ 937 01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:33,936 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要呀！ 938 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:36,268 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我今天拍了四场戏，我做不到了 939 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:37,933 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不许不要！ 940 01:02:31,539 --> 01:02:33,450 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}宇宙大魔王，我不会放过你 941 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,286 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}别走！ 942 01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,827 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}别走！ 943 01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:40,454 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等等… 944 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,813 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等等… 945 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,997 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就算只得一天 946 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,793 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我也要完全拥有你 947 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:57,789 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这一刻 948 01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:00,538 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我深深体会到原来妒忌心 949 01:04:01,046 --> 01:04:02,911 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可以将一个女人改变 950 01:04:03,631 --> 01:04:05,462 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}将一个女人推得那么尽 951 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,924 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这一次，是我拍AV以来 952 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,965 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}第一次有爱情的感觉 953 01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:34,867 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}喂？ 954 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,241 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}席梦丝，你现在在哪？ 955 01:04:37,415 --> 01:04:40,407 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我在日本旅行呀，刚刚去了血拚呀 956 01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:41,991 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}血拚？ 957 01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:44,081 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你男友是小泽马利奥的事被爆料了 958 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:46,462 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在大陆出版社说你形象有问题 959 01:04:46,674 --> 01:04:47,413 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}暂停出版你的书 960 01:04:47,592 --> 01:04:50,004 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还喊停了你进入大陆市场的计划 961 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:58,766 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}欢迎大家收看“理有理讲” 962 01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,019 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这集我们请来两位嘉宾 963 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:03,601 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}讨论一个非常热门的话题 964 01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:05,936 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}首先，在我身旁的是… 965 01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:11,776 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}道德调整…道德调理整…理会会长 966 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:14,737 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}兼资深AV人 967 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:19,826 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}兼香港精神分裂协会荣誉会长 968 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:22,285 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}人称“玉面飞龙”的… 969 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:23,825 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}毛胶卫先生 970 01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:25,494 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是毛高卫！ 971 01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:27,333 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不好意思，毛胶卫先生 972 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,799 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}另外一位就是我们的纯爱小说女王 973 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:33,210 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}席梦丝小姐 974 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:36,380 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}和我们讨论一下一个热门话题 975 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:39,178 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是有一位香港男人 976 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:42,059 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}无缘无故的走去日本当AV男优 977 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:45,848 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}被女人淫辱而走红的奇怪现象 978 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:47,557 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}毛先生，你怎么看？ 979 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,187 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我必须大力谴责 980 01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:51,899 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个化名为小泽马利奥的男人 981 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,822 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他简直丧尽天良，丢尽香港男人的脸子 982 01:05:54,993 --> 01:05:55,778 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们知道吗？ 983 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,317 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}看了他AV的男人 984 01:05:57,495 --> 01:05:59,156 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}起码有四成是从此不举的 985 01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:01,742 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有三成就是举了起来，软不下来 986 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:04,328 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有两成就是鬼鬼祟祟地举 987 01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:06,367 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}鬼鬼祟祟地软下来 988 01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:07,869 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还有一些特例 989 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:10,254 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有少数分子看了AV之后 990 01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:11,210 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}居然吐奶！ 991 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,500 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这可真是好危险喔！　　　当然啦！ 992 01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:15,877 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那席梦丝小姐，你有怎么看呢？ 993 01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:18,341 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最近有一本周刊爆料 994 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:21,508 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}说你和这个小泽马利奥是闺密喔！ 995 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:25,845 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我要发出严正声明 996 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:29,107 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我和这个小泽马利奥已经没有任何关系 997 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,025 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我之所以和他划清界线 998 01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:32,185 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是因为他的所作所为 999 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:34,775 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}令我极度讨厌、非常羞耻！ 1000 01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:39,197 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好，现在有家庭观众打电话来表达意见 1001 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:42,203 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是，电话已经接通了，请说 1002 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:45,540 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}杜小姐，麻烦你，和席梦丝说 1003 01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:48,710 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这里在座的每个人都可以说我… 1004 01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:50,040 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是 1005 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:53,547 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就你不可以！ 1006 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,169 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥呀！ 1007 01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:59,629 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}各位家庭观众、现场观众… 1008 01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:03,467 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥呀！来了我们的节目呀！ 1009 01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:05,636 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我有一点点想吐奶呀！ 1010 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:11,399 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我求求你了！你不要再伤害我了！ 1011 01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:12,859 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对呀，伤害都轻力点… 1012 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,235 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是谁说的… 1013 01:07:15,323 --> 01:07:17,234 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是谁说的做什么也不要紧 1014 01:07:17,408 --> 01:07:18,864 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}笑贪不笑娼 1015 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,900 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最要紧是赚到钱呀？ 1016 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:28,241 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那你知不知道你现在害我大陆不可以出书 1017 01:07:28,419 --> 01:07:30,250 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我没了十几亿的市场呀？ 1018 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,871 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这就是我们分手的原因是吧？ 1019 01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:35,961 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢你，我明白了… 1020 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:38,922 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我也没有大陆市场，我也没饿死 1021 01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:40,753 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你别走 1022 01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:49,353 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你去死吧！ 1023 01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:00,774 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哗，好精彩呀！ 1024 01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:03,409 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}刚才公说公有理，婆说婆有理 1025 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,912 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}毛先生，你见证了这个历史时刻 1026 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,868 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你会站在哪一边呢？ 1027 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,449 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我有少少伤感 1028 01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:11,125 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}村上春树说过 1029 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:13,457 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果一面高墙和一只鸡蛋中间 1030 01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:15,292 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他一定站在鸡蛋那边 1031 01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:17,002 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}作为一个男人 1032 01:08:17,385 --> 01:08:18,795 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}在女人的高跟鞋 1033 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,255 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}和蛋蛋中间 1034 01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:22,336 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我一定站在蛋蛋那边 1035 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:23,971 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可惜呀 1036 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:27,225 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他的蛋蛋似乎已经给人踢爆了 1037 01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:28,768 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可怜… 1038 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:29,973 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}阿丝这一脚 1039 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:31,684 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我住了几天医院 1040 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:34,474 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}虽然医生说我小弟弟没什么事 1041 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,521 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可是我都决定了… 1042 01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:38,524 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}退出AV界 1043 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:49,951 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我想说… 1044 01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:51,829 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不想再做小泽马利奥了 1045 01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:53,584 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽是时候退休 1046 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,370 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}去一个完全没人认识的地方！ 1047 01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,632 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他妈的哪有没人认识你的地方呢？ 1048 01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:03,591 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我刚刚把你的AV卖去了南美和东欧 1049 01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,387 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}除非你去非洲吧 1050 01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:07,841 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你不要这样好不好？ 1051 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,894 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你已经在我身上赚了很多钱，对不对？ 1052 01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,846 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}总之我这阵子赚的钱 1053 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:14,059 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你抽了佣金后还给我 1054 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:15,848 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我要走了 1055 01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,270 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你他妈的有没有想过你走了我怎么办？ 1056 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:22,901 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}合约我都签了 1057 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:24,194 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}赔死我呀 1058 01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,655 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那陈静不也一样？怎样了？ 1059 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,745 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你还不还给我也好，你怎样算都好 1060 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,032 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我决定要走了，好不好？ 1061 01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:38,087 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}再见 1062 01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:22,753 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥！ 1063 01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:25,085 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}全都是你的！ 1064 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:26,426 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}妈的别再回来 1065 01:10:26,597 --> 01:10:27,928 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好好的过生活 1066 01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:31,636 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那你有什么打算？ 1067 01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:32,766 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我想过了 1068 01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:34,928 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不想你不开心的做下去 1069 01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:36,479 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你走吧 1070 01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:04,207 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好呀，鸠山小姐 1071 01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:07,802 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你这两期的贷款还未还呢 1072 01:11:08,639 --> 01:11:10,470 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我不知道你说什么 1073 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:16,432 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}两天后不还钱 1074 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,805 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}打断你的脚！ 1075 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:20,390 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}走吧 1076 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,058 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}走吧 1077 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:36,159 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没事吧？ 1078 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:37,323 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我没事呀！ 1079 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,867 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你看我像有事吗？ 1080 01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:40,618 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你走啦 1081 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,495 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}再见！ 1082 01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:46,750 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你他妈的又想怎样呀？ 1083 01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:48,134 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}想和你去医院 1084 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,340 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}然后还钱给人家，好不好？ 1085 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:57,264 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥要复出了！ 1086 01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:06,061 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}死了没有？ 1087 01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:07,149 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还未… 1088 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:08,688 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最近的医院在哪里？ 1089 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,197 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}送你去玛嘉烈医院吧 1090 01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:11,357 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好呀… 1091 01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:18,699 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要喔… 1092 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,663 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等等 1093 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:25,003 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你身体是不是有问题呀？ 1094 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:26,505 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}口音好古怪 1095 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:27,882 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}莫非你是同乡？ 1096 01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:29,792 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是 1097 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:31,256 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我是福建混大阪 1098 01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:32,636 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}再混俄罗斯 1099 01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:33,762 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哦，就是大陆妹啦！ 1100 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,013 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是 1101 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,886 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是… 1102 01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:39,511 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我吹得嘴巴也僵硬了 1103 01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:41,470 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎么它还那么软的？ 1104 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,601 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}马利奥已经不行了 1105 01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:51,112 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}快叫汁男随时准备 1106 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:55,114 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}马利奥已经不行，大家随时准备 1107 01:12:57,582 --> 01:12:58,867 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}喂！大陆妹 1108 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,038 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你别乱说！ 1109 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,074 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我小泽马利奥在这一行堪称出了名的… 1110 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:03,663 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}口软茎硬 1111 01:13:03,921 --> 01:13:05,377 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}会不会是你有问题？ 1112 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:08,127 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我？我有什么问题？ 1113 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,501 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}会不会是你身材有问题呀？ 1114 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:13,803 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我身材有什么问题？ 1115 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:17,135 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果我身材有问题 1116 01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:19,762 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我作为一个福建人 1117 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:23,312 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎样在这个日本AV界立足？ 1118 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,931 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}说呀？你穿得像粽子一样… 1119 01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:27,851 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我想你不就是胸部跟背部一样平！ 1120 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:30,527 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我奶奶是俄罗斯人 1121 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:33,823 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我的身材是鬼妹的身材！ 1122 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,529 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}三岁鬼妹呀？ 1123 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:38,452 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我看你… 1124 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:42,411 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}也是不见身材不流眼泪的了 1125 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,996 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}让我秀一些本钱给你看！ 1126 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:52,625 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真他妈的大波！ 1127 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:54,043 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎样？ 1128 01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,387 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}究竟是我的问题 1129 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:59,299 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还是你的问题呀？ 1130 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,806 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那很明显是我有问题了 1131 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:04,687 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我对不起你 1132 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,313 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对不起！ 1133 01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:10,230 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没关系… 1134 01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:13,483 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}人生，总是会有… 1135 01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:16,195 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}高潮和低潮的 1136 01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:19,493 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我之前有好几年拍AV 1137 01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:21,036 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}都没有高潮 1138 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:25,249 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不也是干巴巴的熬过去了 1139 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,161 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}所以呢，不用怕 1140 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,463 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}希望在明天嘛！ 1141 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:32,589 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢你！ 1142 01:14:32,843 --> 01:14:33,457 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}加油！ 1143 01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:34,625 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是！ 1144 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,887 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}替身呀！开工呀！ 1145 01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:39,797 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个性无能的 1146 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,512 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}浪费我的时间！ 1147 01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:44,852 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的不行呀？ 1148 01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:46,554 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}放心 1149 01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:48,188 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}问题不大的 1150 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,020 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}只是麻烦很大而已 1151 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:57,152 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}今天AV头条！ 1152 01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:58,775 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}知情人士爆料 1153 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,866 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥自被香港女朋友袭击下体之后 1154 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:04,705 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}虽然生理上已经康复 1155 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:06,831 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但患上了精神不举 1156 01:15:07,086 --> 01:15:09,668 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}连拍AV也得用替身 1157 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:11,621 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果传闻是真的 1158 01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:13,338 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的叫人太担心了 1159 01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:15,917 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不过小泽马利奥最近也真的很麻烦 1160 01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:17,422 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}因为近期AV界的超新星出道 1161 01:15:17,596 --> 01:15:19,211 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他就是被誉为小泽马利奥劲敌 1162 01:15:19,473 --> 01:15:25,719 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}治愈系AV美男-长崎直树 1163 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:31,395 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们现在先去看看他的访问… 1164 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,776 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}各位，你们好 1165 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:39,440 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我是长崎直树 1166 01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:41,574 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}能够令女性观众开心 1167 01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:44,078 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是我最大的幸福呢 1168 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:50,372 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有评论说你模仿小泽马利奥 1169 01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:52,457 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你怎么看？ 1170 01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:53,996 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥 1171 01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:55,505 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个… 1172 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,591 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}既然大家都是香港人 1173 01:15:58,471 --> 01:16:00,257 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你敢不敢接受挑战？ 1174 01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:04,515 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们就用下一部AV的销量来决一胜负 1175 01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:06,809 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果输掉的话… 1176 01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,594 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}必须承认对方 1177 01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,513 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是“男优之王”！ 1178 01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:12,852 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你敢不敢接受？ 1179 01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:18,234 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}长崎直树真的好有型呀！ 1180 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:20,113 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}厉害！ 1181 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:21,941 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}长崎直树真是厉害！ 1182 01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:24,117 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最新AV《乱奸·未亡人》销量数字 1183 01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:26,654 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}已经超过了马利奥！ 1184 01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:27,954 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们现在就为大家送上 1185 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,456 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这部AV的精彩片段 1186 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:41,927 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}春子… 1187 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:45,681 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是… 1188 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:48,096 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们曾经说过 1189 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,302 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}永远在一起 1190 01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:52,433 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但为什么你那么忍心 1191 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,599 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就这样丢下我？ 1192 01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:56,733 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没了你以后… 1193 01:16:58,072 --> 01:16:59,232 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是… 1194 01:16:59,907 --> 01:17:02,148 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我根本没办法去相信爱 1195 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,860 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}也不可以再去爱了 1196 01:17:07,748 --> 01:17:09,739 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“奇摸鸡”！ 1197 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:22,884 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是… 1198 01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:24,712 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们有心了 1199 01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,475 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}春子的死是一个意外 1200 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,519 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你不要怪责自己了 1201 01:17:34,024 --> 01:17:35,230 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就是… 1202 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,642 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果不是我带他去撒尿 1203 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:38,980 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}只顾着抽烟 1204 01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:40,527 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}拉他不住… 1205 01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,695 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他绝对不会给那货车辗死！ 1206 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:47,238 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那轮胎还他妈的那么大！ 1207 01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:49,904 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我最喜欢就是多情的男人 1208 01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:52,660 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他的眼泪已经将我溶化 1209 01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:06,048 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}直树… 1210 01:18:06,473 --> 01:18:08,088 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你靠在我个肩膀尽情哭吧　　　不要… 1211 01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,678 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 1212 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:12,893 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 1213 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:14,978 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 1214 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:21,686 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 1215 01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:28,697 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不要… 1216 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:30,861 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}站住！ 1217 01:18:34,668 --> 01:18:36,124 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果你走出这个门口 1218 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,251 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}春子就会永远消失！ 1219 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,089 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}想拿回春子 1220 01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:43,916 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你自己脱衣服吧！ 1221 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,051 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}快点脱衣服！ 1222 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,636 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}快点！ 1223 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:54,100 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}由上至下脱光！ 1224 01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:55,681 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}脱掉裤子！ 1225 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:57,271 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}脱掉内裤！ 1226 01:18:57,441 --> 01:18:58,180 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}脱掉袜子！ 1227 01:18:58,359 --> 01:18:59,769 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}干嘛这样子？ 1228 01:18:59,944 --> 01:19:01,900 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}给我看你的乳头！ 1229 01:19:02,112 --> 01:19:03,227 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}跪下！ 1230 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:05,775 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}要笑！ 1231 01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:08,111 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}跳舞！ 1232 01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:26,342 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我宁愿给那么大的轮胎辗死的是我 1233 01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:30,972 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}给那三个女人淫辱的是你呀，春子 1234 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:39,013 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}（我的生命，犹如狂风中的花瓣） 1235 01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:40,055 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}（柔弱、飘零…） 1236 01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:40,723 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}（长崎直树） 1237 01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:42,983 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好！替我答应他！ 1238 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:44,977 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他妈的不行 1239 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:46,645 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你真的他妈的不行嘛！ 1240 01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:48,276 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不行也得行 1241 01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:49,823 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我要做一件 1242 01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:51,780 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我一辈子都会记得的事 1243 01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:53,698 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那你不去操门外的护卫员？ 1244 01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:58,782 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我突然间想起一个人 1245 01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:00,159 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}找到她 1246 01:20:00,337 --> 01:20:01,076 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那就行了！ 1247 01:20:01,255 --> 01:20:02,040 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好！ 1248 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:04,000 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我无论如何都帮你找她回来！ 1249 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:06,665 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不会真的是门外那护卫员吧？ 1250 01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:10,218 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个女人，是我青春期AV的女神 1251 01:20:10,389 --> 01:20:12,846 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}少年的我，为她打落了无数架飞机 1252 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:14,302 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}成为空战英雄 1253 01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:17,134 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}她简直是我对性爱的启蒙老师 1254 01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:20,812 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}也是好多香港空战英雄的偶像 1255 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:22,556 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}各位观众… 1256 01:20:22,735 --> 01:20:24,066 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}夕树舞子 1257 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:39,202 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽先生的情况，我明白了 1258 01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,913 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那你需要多少时间呢？ 1259 01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:45,704 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}给我一杯茶的时间 1260 01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:53,045 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}男人的性兴奋 1261 01:20:53,223 --> 01:20:54,884 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是源自大脑 1262 01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:58,058 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不是源自下半身 1263 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,261 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果出现问题 1264 01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:02,392 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最佳解决方法 1265 01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:04,185 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是追本逆源 1266 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,102 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}找回他成长期令他兴奋的目标 1267 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:08,982 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}令他重新起动 1268 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,916 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好辛苦！ 1269 01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:12,799 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没事吗？ 1270 01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:14,459 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽先生 1271 01:22:14,638 --> 01:22:17,880 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你要坚持，医生很快就来了 1272 01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,094 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好辛苦！ 1273 01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:31,476 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎么了？ 1274 01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:33,980 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽先生，你的心跳好奇怪 1275 01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:02,758 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好辛苦！ 1276 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:04,426 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没事吗？ 1277 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,850 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}发生了什么事？ 1278 01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:08,059 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎么了？ 1279 01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:09,439 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}什么？ 1280 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,350 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你没事吗？ 1281 01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,444 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我的胸口好痛喔 1282 01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:16,985 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你替我擦点油吧 1283 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,023 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}擦点油麻烦你 1284 01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:20,363 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}擦在乳头上就最好了 1285 01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:24,363 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对不起，如果是这样擦油也没用 1286 01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:28,576 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个 1287 01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:30,536 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}振作呀！ 1288 01:23:30,964 --> 01:23:32,704 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}振作呀！ 1289 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,253 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}振作呀！ 1290 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:37,297 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}振作呀！ 1291 01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:43,845 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我虽然令他起死回生 1292 01:23:44,436 --> 01:23:46,927 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但是要他变回生龙活虎，比以前还厉害 1293 01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:50,518 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还是需要更加厉害的高人帮他 1294 01:23:58,367 --> 01:23:59,857 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}喂，你在哪儿？ 1295 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:02,571 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}忽然叫我来这个货仓做什么呀？ 1296 01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:05,078 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我觉得你在港女手上跌倒 1297 01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,706 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就应该从港女手上站起来！ 1298 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,999 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}所以我专诚为你速递了 1299 01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,077 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}香港首屈一指的本地鸡来日本呢 1300 01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:40,356 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}金鸡也有外送服务到日本？ 1301 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:43,779 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}老板，我不就是阿金啰 1302 01:24:43,954 --> 01:24:46,036 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我一直想打开国际市场 1303 01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:47,992 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}今天终于可以实现到了 1304 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:50,748 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢你，请多多指教！ 1305 01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:52,789 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}鸠山小姐已经全告诉我了 1306 01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:54,624 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你放心吧，我绝不失手 1307 01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:58,290 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}香港人对我特别有亲切感的 1308 01:24:58,802 --> 01:25:00,588 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我包你可以… 1309 01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,801 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}射爆大气层 1310 01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:08,050 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我好开心呀，第一次出来公干！ 1311 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:10,014 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我真的好开心呀！ 1312 01:25:12,482 --> 01:25:14,268 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是，谢谢 1313 01:25:14,651 --> 01:25:15,640 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那我开始了，老板 1314 01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:16,399 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好啊… 1315 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:17,355 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}要不要女朋友感觉？ 1316 01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:18,314 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}千万不要 1317 01:25:18,488 --> 01:25:20,649 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我女朋友害成我这样，我好恨她 1318 01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:21,813 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好 1319 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,946 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我一看就知他有一段伤心的往事 1320 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:29,658 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}非常伤心！ 1321 01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:31,414 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我先跟他聊聊天 1322 01:25:44,181 --> 01:25:45,887 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}看来我也要用冰火了！ 1323 01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:49,850 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不用出动那么大杀伤力武器对付我吧？ 1324 01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:51,684 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}非常时期用非常方法嘛 1325 01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:52,844 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}刘德华教的 1326 01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:55,765 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那混蛋刘德华，这次给他害惨了 1327 01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:18,620 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}热死人了 1328 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:21,040 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎么你那么固执，这样都不射？ 1329 01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:22,131 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不行了 1330 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:25,009 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我要出涡轮增压，爆旋陀螺！ 1331 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:01,462 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}金鸡果然名不虚传！ 1332 01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:04,420 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}看来，你已经射出了银河系 1333 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:06,589 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}依你现在的功力 1334 01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,591 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}可以接受任何挑战 1335 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,010 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你要记住 1336 01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:12,640 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你是香港人 1337 01:27:13,019 --> 01:27:15,601 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}香港人的核心价值就是… 1338 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:19,268 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}遇到任何挫折，都一定要… 1339 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:21,433 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}硬！ 1340 01:27:27,117 --> 01:27:29,529 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}当今两大最受迎的AV男优 1341 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:32,702 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥和长崎直树的… 1342 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:36,331 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“男优王者大对决”直播 1343 01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,037 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在正式开始！ 1344 01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:44,421 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥 1345 01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:46,629 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我今天就要在全世界面前打败你！ 1346 01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:48,460 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果你输了 1347 01:27:48,638 --> 01:27:49,753 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你要在电视机面前 1348 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:51,262 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}向所有观众下跪 1349 01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,924 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}承认我，才是真正的“男优之王” 1350 01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:57,097 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你这个江门古天乐，我跟你说呀 1351 01:27:57,314 --> 01:28:00,306 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你抄袭我卖点这件事我都还未跟你算帐 1352 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,064 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好！ 1353 01:28:01,234 --> 01:28:03,520 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}今天我就让全日本人知道 1354 01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:06,528 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谁才是最可爱的！ 1355 01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:08,821 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}今天这场AV男优对决 1356 01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:11,191 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}将会以两位男优最新推出 1357 01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:13,610 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}在今天开卖的AV新作销量决胜负 1358 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:17,163 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}而为了增加专业认受性 1359 01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:19,495 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}当然要请来他们的师傅 1360 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,457 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}殿堂级AV男优 1361 01:28:22,631 --> 01:28:26,874 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰先生作专业评判 1362 01:28:31,765 --> 01:28:33,596 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰先生 1363 01:28:34,184 --> 01:28:38,348 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你怎么看这次两位徒弟的对决呢？ 1364 01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:41,688 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他们俩都是我爱徒 1365 01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:45,233 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的左手手指又是肉 1366 01:28:45,445 --> 01:28:47,686 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}右手手指也是肉 1367 01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:52,612 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我觉得是自己的左手和右手的决战 1368 01:28:53,453 --> 01:28:57,241 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}两位男优又有话要发表 1369 01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:58,656 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真看不过眼你那么帅 1370 01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,370 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好，就跟你拚了 1371 01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:03,035 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果今天谁输了，就要含我们师傅… 1372 01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:04,828 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰“神之手” 1373 01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:05,870 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}的手指！ 1374 01:29:06,049 --> 01:29:06,663 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}靠！ 1375 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:07,877 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你这个翻版张家辉 1376 01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:08,961 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}含而已，谁怕谁 1377 01:29:09,135 --> 01:29:11,126 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那你就错了 1378 01:29:11,304 --> 01:29:14,171 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一块砧板，就算切了三十年刺身 1379 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:16,715 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}都会有点腥味吧？更何况… 1380 01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:19,392 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰的手指唷！ 1381 01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:22,645 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你等着含吧！ 1382 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:27,359 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我手上已经有小泽和长崎的新作 1383 01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:29,144 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}去吧！ 1384 01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:21,446 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}丑成这样！ 1385 01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:38,884 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好可爱呢！ 1386 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:44,390 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}先生，我们几姊妹希望… 1387 01:30:44,689 --> 01:30:47,726 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}吸收先生身体的精华 1388 01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:51,359 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}帮我们的灵魂补湿 1389 01:30:51,571 --> 01:30:53,812 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}让我们得以超渡 1390 01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,147 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等等，你走光喔！ 1391 01:30:56,326 --> 01:30:57,566 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没关系！ 1392 01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:21,214 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}临 1393 01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:23,178 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}兵 1394 01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:24,843 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}斗 1395 01:31:25,522 --> 01:31:26,557 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}者 1396 01:31:26,856 --> 01:31:27,390 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}皆 1397 01:31:27,565 --> 01:31:28,304 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}阵 1398 01:31:28,483 --> 01:31:29,188 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}裂 1399 01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:30,565 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}在 1400 01:31:32,696 --> 01:31:33,731 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}前 1401 01:31:41,037 --> 01:31:43,119 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们来生再见 1402 01:31:52,298 --> 01:31:55,005 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的没想到，太有惊喜了 1403 01:31:56,261 --> 01:32:00,550 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}长崎竟然想到以男女阴阳调和 1404 01:32:01,141 --> 01:32:04,178 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}破了人类和幽灵的界限 1405 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,845 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}将AV提升到一个哲学的层次 1406 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:10,809 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢！ 1407 01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:13,186 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢！ 1408 01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:17,396 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们长崎一定会赢 1409 01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:19,397 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们不如早点认输吧 1410 01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:25,244 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我现在真的好担心呀，可是… 1411 01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:27,364 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}操你呀！ 1412 01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:31,956 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}刚刚加藤先生的评语一出 1413 01:32:32,172 --> 01:32:33,582 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}长崎直树的新作 1414 01:32:33,798 --> 01:32:35,538 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}《超渡淫灵》的销量直线上升 1415 01:32:41,347 --> 01:32:42,507 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我现在已经幻想到 1416 01:32:42,682 --> 01:32:45,845 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一会儿你捉住加藤鹰双手，含着的样子 1417 01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:48,180 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真的很可爱呢！ 1418 01:32:48,646 --> 01:32:49,601 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}靠！ 1419 01:32:53,443 --> 01:32:56,651 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不知小泽又会以什么题材迎战 1420 01:32:56,821 --> 01:33:00,109 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}又可不可以胜过长崎呢？ 1421 01:33:00,283 --> 01:33:01,523 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}加藤先生 1422 01:33:01,743 --> 01:33:04,325 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们还是快点看看小泽的新作吧！ 1423 01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:05,910 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}去吧！ 1424 01:33:12,128 --> 01:33:15,916 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}地球在宇宙中就好像一个无辜少女 1425 01:33:16,132 --> 01:33:18,589 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}经常给来自外星的怪兽蹂躏 1426 01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:20,758 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}通常呢，就一星期一次 1427 01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:23,636 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}因为超人片集就是一星期播一次的 1428 01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,468 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这一次就最离谱了 1429 01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:27,303 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}因为怪兽好多 1430 01:33:27,477 --> 01:33:28,512 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好多只 1431 01:34:12,689 --> 01:34:13,804 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“吔咩爹”！ 1432 01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:15,188 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}“吔咩爹”！ 1433 01:34:21,948 --> 01:34:23,188 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个时候… 1434 01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:24,193 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真他妈的没用 1435 01:34:24,367 --> 01:34:27,655 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没一次够怪兽打的地球保卫队出动了！ 1436 01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:30,070 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这个…那些怪兽都他妈的疯了 1437 01:34:37,130 --> 01:34:38,461 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}看看看 1438 01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:41,710 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这些白痴每次都只会激怒怪兽 1439 01:34:41,885 --> 01:34:43,625 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}简直是操他都嫌费事 1440 01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,544 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}刚刚收到消息 1441 01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:47,804 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们的部队都给怪兽击落了！ 1442 01:34:47,974 --> 01:34:49,510 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们支持不下去了… 1443 01:34:49,684 --> 01:34:52,300 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}地球的和平还是要靠你了，小泽超人！ 1444 01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:53,434 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实有哪一个礼拜不是这样？ 1445 01:34:53,605 --> 01:34:54,685 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你说来干吗？ 1446 01:34:57,901 --> 01:34:58,731 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你们这些王八蛋 1447 01:34:58,902 --> 01:34:59,891 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他妈的来地球做什么？ 1448 01:35:01,571 --> 01:35:02,811 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那还用问？ 1449 01:35:03,072 --> 01:35:04,027 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}来毁灭地球 1450 01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:05,905 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他妈的不用血拚呀？ 1451 01:35:07,410 --> 01:35:08,775 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}好，先杀你这个王八蛋！ 1452 01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:15,323 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}来日本不血拚还干吗？ 1453 01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:16,498 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}那么凶啊 1454 01:35:16,669 --> 01:35:18,079 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}让我把你的耳朵扭下来 1455 01:35:20,965 --> 01:35:22,125 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}怎么会是你呀？ 1456 01:35:22,383 --> 01:35:24,044 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我特地出镜支持你的！ 1457 01:35:25,678 --> 01:35:27,418 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}平常为什么戴假发呀？ 1458 01:35:28,264 --> 01:35:29,344 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}其实我是戴假发的 1459 01:35:29,515 --> 01:35:30,800 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你这混蛋，骗我？ 1460 01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:31,964 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}走呀！ 1461 01:35:32,143 --> 01:35:33,178 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽超人一出手 1462 01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:35,969 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就把鸠山怪兽扔到很远… 1463 01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:40,182 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你又不是地球人，为什么不让我们破坏？ 1464 01:35:48,701 --> 01:35:49,941 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这群怪兽一涌而上 1465 01:35:50,119 --> 01:35:51,108 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}人多欺负人少 1466 01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:52,402 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}围殴小泽超人 1467 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:54,070 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}原来不是 1468 01:35:54,249 --> 01:35:56,285 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是围着非礼小泽超人才对 1469 01:35:56,459 --> 01:35:57,790 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这些怪兽，非常好色 1470 01:35:57,961 --> 01:35:59,792 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}对小泽超人上下其手 1471 01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:04,252 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他们调戏小泽超人两颗乳头 1472 01:36:04,425 --> 01:36:06,290 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还猴子偷桃！ 1473 01:36:07,387 --> 01:36:08,797 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}操你妈的，全都歪掉了 1474 01:36:08,972 --> 01:36:09,836 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}还是那招… 1475 01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:13,973 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}招、招、招… 1476 01:36:15,019 --> 01:36:16,350 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽超人，我问你… 1477 01:36:16,604 --> 01:36:19,346 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}到底地球有啥好，值得你去保护？ 1478 01:36:19,524 --> 01:36:20,309 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我他妈的怎会知道 1479 01:36:20,483 --> 01:36:22,223 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我是超人，就要保护地球啦！ 1480 01:36:22,694 --> 01:36:25,151 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}别跟他啰唆，先消灭他！ 1481 01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:26,151 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}靠！ 1482 01:36:26,322 --> 01:36:28,813 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽超人，地球这趟给你害死了 1483 01:36:28,992 --> 01:36:29,981 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你这混蛋，我真的忍你好久了 1484 01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:32,741 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你整天在指指点点，你下来打呀！ 1485 01:36:33,121 --> 01:36:35,407 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}操你妈的，整天只在上而坐着！ 1486 01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:36,950 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}王八蛋，操你呀！ 1487 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,331 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你说这些？ 1488 01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:39,911 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}等等，操你是行得通的 1489 01:38:35,451 --> 01:38:38,033 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}原来令女人最受用的秘技 1490 01:38:38,204 --> 01:38:40,160 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是男人的浪漫和细心 1491 01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:42,367 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最令女人融化的G点 1492 01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:43,748 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是在心里 1493 01:38:43,918 --> 01:38:45,658 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}而不在那某处 1494 01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:48,787 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽超人，我真他妈的佩服你！ 1495 01:39:43,102 --> 01:39:46,594 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽的AV不只冲出了地球 1496 01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:48,679 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}有去到宇宙的胸襟 1497 01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:52,859 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}表达了人类渴望和外星人和平相处 1498 01:39:53,696 --> 01:39:57,234 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}甚至合体的愿望 1499 01:39:57,742 --> 01:40:02,111 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}比长崎的又再推上一个层次 1500 01:40:02,747 --> 01:40:05,534 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}人类以后不会再怕怪兽 1501 01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:08,700 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真是来一只，操一只 1502 01:40:09,795 --> 01:40:11,660 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽的AV 1503 01:40:12,381 --> 01:40:15,873 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}完全驱除了多年来我们对怪兽的恐惧 1504 01:40:16,552 --> 01:40:20,136 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}最新消息，有正式销量宣布 1505 01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:23,048 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽的AV荣登销量第一 1506 01:40:24,727 --> 01:40:26,718 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}彻底击败长崎！ 1507 01:40:36,739 --> 01:40:38,195 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不可能的！ 1508 01:40:40,159 --> 01:40:41,569 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不可能的！ 1509 01:40:42,203 --> 01:40:43,739 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我现在正式宣布… 1510 01:40:44,580 --> 01:40:48,994 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这次的AV男优王者大对决，胜出的是… 1511 01:40:49,544 --> 01:40:52,001 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥！ 1512 01:41:01,097 --> 01:41:04,430 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}够了，快点下来跪下吧 1513 01:41:23,786 --> 01:41:26,198 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}请你下跪吧！ 1514 01:41:34,547 --> 01:41:36,959 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}跪呀！ 1515 01:41:48,352 --> 01:41:51,185 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}含呀！ 1516 01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:25,879 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}不是吧兄弟？ 1517 01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:27,630 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}这样就想过关？ 1518 01:42:29,310 --> 01:42:30,516 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}干嘛啦？ 1519 01:42:30,686 --> 01:42:31,892 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}拍电视节目而已 1520 01:42:32,063 --> 01:42:33,178 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}用不着那么认真吧 1521 01:42:33,356 --> 01:42:34,721 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真傻逼！ 1522 01:42:35,316 --> 01:42:36,772 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你这混蛋！ 1523 01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,859 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我今日所受的屈辱，将来… 1524 01:42:45,409 --> 01:42:47,525 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一定要你百倍奉还 1525 01:42:52,541 --> 01:42:53,621 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}赢了啦！ 1526 01:42:53,793 --> 01:42:54,248 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}当然啦 1527 01:42:54,418 --> 01:42:55,908 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}赢了啦！ 1528 01:42:56,879 --> 01:42:57,914 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}很开心吧？ 1529 01:42:58,631 --> 01:42:59,711 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}说点正经的… 1530 01:43:00,049 --> 01:43:02,040 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你有没有试过看我的AV打飞机呢？ 1531 01:43:02,843 --> 01:43:05,050 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}没有，当然没有啦！ 1532 01:43:05,554 --> 01:43:06,885 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}答得那么害羞？ 1533 01:43:07,348 --> 01:43:09,134 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}他妈的神经病，当然没有！ 1534 01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,549 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你是不是女人来的？ 1535 01:43:20,903 --> 01:43:21,892 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好！ 1536 01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:25,571 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥！ 1537 01:43:27,743 --> 01:43:29,358 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}别废话，一人一只呀！ 1538 01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:30,322 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}都签名了！ 1539 01:43:30,496 --> 01:43:31,326 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢！ 1540 01:43:31,497 --> 01:43:32,532 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}从今天开始 1541 01:43:32,707 --> 01:43:34,698 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们这里只卖正版DVD ! 1542 01:43:36,752 --> 01:43:38,959 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真走运，我这里本来也关门了 1543 01:43:39,171 --> 01:43:41,002 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}但他真屌丝，接手了 1544 01:43:41,340 --> 01:43:42,750 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}屌丝是好的 1545 01:43:43,175 --> 01:43:44,381 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}曾经有人跟我说过 1546 01:43:44,552 --> 01:43:45,917 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}我们是香港人… 1547 01:43:46,095 --> 01:43:47,756 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}无论遇到什么挫折也好 1548 01:43:47,930 --> 01:43:49,295 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}一定要硬！ 1549 01:43:49,473 --> 01:43:50,929 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}要硬！ 1550 01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:52,431 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}只要我们够硬… 1551 01:43:52,935 --> 01:43:54,926 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就没人可以动我们了！ 1552 01:44:00,276 --> 01:44:04,565 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哥儿哥儿哥儿哥儿哥～～ 1553 01:44:07,283 --> 01:44:08,443 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哥～～～ 1554 01:44:08,617 --> 01:44:11,233 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你现在是“现象级男优”呀 1555 01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:13,452 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}手真多… 1556 01:44:13,789 --> 01:44:14,744 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你双手在干什么？ 1557 01:44:14,915 --> 01:44:16,780 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}忍不住…忍不住… 1558 01:44:16,959 --> 01:44:19,666 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}Chotto Ma Te Yo爱心… 1559 01:44:31,182 --> 01:44:32,513 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}如果他射了 1560 01:44:32,725 --> 01:44:34,966 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}就可以圈一根橡皮筋在手上 1561 01:44:35,269 --> 01:44:37,760 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}现在他还没射，所以没有橡皮筋 1562 01:44:42,568 --> 01:44:46,402 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你好，我是中国来的神算 1563 01:44:46,572 --> 01:44:48,563 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}绰号“人算不如天算” 1564 01:44:48,741 --> 01:44:51,483 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}真名是陈可辛，你可以叫我Peter 1565 01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:53,196 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}Peter老师 1566 01:44:53,454 --> 01:44:54,660 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}是不是很帅？ 1567 01:44:54,872 --> 01:44:58,160 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}小泽老师，请你体罚我吧！ 1568 01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:01,533 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哗！ 1569 01:45:02,713 --> 01:45:04,203 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}搞什么？! 1570 01:45:04,882 --> 01:45:05,837 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}发生什么事？ 1571 01:45:06,008 --> 01:45:07,168 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}你女儿真混蛋 1572 01:45:07,343 --> 01:45:09,504 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}抓我的手，捏她的胸，成何体统！ 1573 01:45:11,388 --> 01:45:13,925 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}她那么过份？有没有我这么过份呀？ 1574 01:45:14,099 --> 01:45:16,340 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哗！你想怎样呀？哗！ 1575 01:45:25,736 --> 01:45:27,476 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢 1576 01:45:36,205 --> 01:45:38,821 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢大家！ 1577 01:45:41,710 --> 01:45:43,291 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}谢谢 1578 01:45:43,504 --> 01:45:46,587 {\pos(98,255)\fscx50}哗，好厚哦 1579 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:08,000 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}此字幕由“3D电视SRT字幕格式转换软件”转换 -= CHD字幕组 =- 字幕制作：passinggod@CHD 1580 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,199 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我叫陈伟文，是一个作家 1581 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,489 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“隋处摸”是我的笔名 1582 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,372 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没错 1583 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,831 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实我只是在报纸的风月版写情色小说 1584 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,540 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但我经常都安慰自己 1585 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,626 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实我的小说一点都不容易写 1586 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,548 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}譬如说，明明是女人的乳房 1587 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,129 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就要写作“水蜜桃” 1588 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,213 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}女人的性器官，就写作“水帘洞” 1589 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,302 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}她是我女朋友，她也是一个作家 1590 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:27,928 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不过她就是大名鼎鼎 1591 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:31,598 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}畅销文艺爱情小说家席梦丝 1592 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,269 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}几年前她那本肉麻当纯情的小说… 1593 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:38,564 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}《想着你抱着他爱着谁》卖到翻印十几版 1594 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,365 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}比得上香港地图 1595 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,400 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}之后她现在一行字的稿费 1596 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,194 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}比我写足一晚还多 1597 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,823 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你看看她，多优雅，多端庄 1598 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:51,001 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实她私底下，有不为人知的一面… 1599 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,331 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}大力点 1600 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,378 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}大力点 1601 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,379 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}大力点… 1602 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:02,884 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}左转呀 1603 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,889 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等一下，怎么左转呀？ 1604 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:05,719 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就像开车那样呀？ 1605 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:06,883 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎么你这么笨！ 1606 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,643 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}每次都要我提你！这样呀！ 1607 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:12,102 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你记得吗？我教了你很多次，是这样呀！ 1608 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,641 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好痛呀！ 1609 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:15,355 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我正不正？ 1610 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,442 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}正！ 1611 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,693 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}看着我 1612 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,445 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}看着我 1613 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,782 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}干嘛这么大力呀？ 1614 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,865 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}进去点 1615 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,287 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}进这么深干嘛？ 1616 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,795 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我快要到了，我们一起吧！ 1617 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,629 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}来了 1618 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,915 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}到了 1619 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,875 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}已经到了 1620 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:49,635 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你刚刚射的时候，好像没叫？ 1621 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,011 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有，怎会没有？ 1622 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,771 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我在叫，哗，到了，这样呀 1623 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,940 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}都没看到你反白眼的？ 1624 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,227 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有反，全反了 1625 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,903 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}全白了 1626 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,108 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}瞎子一样 1627 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:01,897 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的？ 1628 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,281 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真！ 1629 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,778 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}再来一炮，马上！ 1630 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:05,942 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}又来？ 1631 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,031 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是这样 1632 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:10,948 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我对做爱就产生了莫名奇妙的恐惧 1633 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,620 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}梁景，别催啦 1634 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,834 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就差结尾，很快，结尾了… 1635 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,126 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}以后不用写？ 1636 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,424 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}风月版怎可以说停就停？ 1637 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,055 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你知不知道全香港每天有多少男人 1638 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,341 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}都靠我那几百字来做下体运动呀？ 1639 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,139 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实有没有想过把我转到体育版去呢？ 1640 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,471 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我推荐你… 1641 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,974 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在上网什么都有得看 1642 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,651 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}风月版没得做啦，我给转到宗教版去 1643 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,608 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}昨天才说完马太福音，今天要说阿弥陀佛 1644 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,319 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}阿弥陀佛好呀！ 1645 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,449 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}老袁，我们好惨啊… 1646 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,032 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}知道了，风月版给裁了嘛 1647 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,703 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我这里也撑不了多久了 1648 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,410 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}唉，简直是世风日下！ 1649 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,496 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}万料不到，色情事业都有衰落的一天呀 1650 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,622 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就说你吧 1651 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,503 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}在这儿卖盗版，就是贼嘛 1652 00:04:58,673 --> 00:04:59,833 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在贼都没得做 1653 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,171 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你说香港还不死吗？这城市正垂死中！ 1654 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,508 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你错了 1655 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,169 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这城市已经死了 1656 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:10,303 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不过我觉得呢，色情事业是永垂不朽的 1657 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,514 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你想想，人类的来源是什么？ 1658 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,848 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是好色嘛！ 1659 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,230 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果人不好色，哪还有人类？ 1660 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,394 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一定有得做的！ 1661 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,605 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对…可是现在上网免费任看 1662 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,395 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哪有人买呀？ 1663 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,031 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}免费也要有内容呀 1664 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,650 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}明不明白？内容呀！ 1665 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:30,861 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不明白 1666 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,373 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}香港，胜在有“居者有其屋” 1667 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,041 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}色片 1668 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,874 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没理由色者没其片的！ 1669 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,498 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们叫团友每人投几万 1670 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,167 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}集资去投资拍AV 1671 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,050 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那当上投资者 1672 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,257 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那我们想拍啥，就拍啥啰！ 1673 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:51,343 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那些团友又可以去看AV的拍摄过程 1674 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,679 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们三个拿着版权 1675 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,970 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}能卖多少钱，我们三个分了它 1676 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,229 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可是拍AV好像不便宜吧？ 1677 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,389 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那可不是呀！ 1678 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,354 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我问过了，拍一部AV…，拍一部AV… 1679 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,484 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}几万可以，几十万也可以 1680 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,482 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}丰俭由人呀 1681 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,772 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不就是吗！拍戏的事很灵活的嘛 1682 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:07,564 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你想想 1683 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,075 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}参加那些蔡澜美食团也要几万块呀 1684 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,157 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}说不定他还把东西全吃光呢！ 1685 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,071 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一定很多人参加的！ 1686 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,622 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的可以考虑 1687 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,500 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我有个朋友，在日本专门寄AV给我盗版 1688 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:20,751 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}找她安排 1689 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,254 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}拍完以后再卖给日本人也行 1690 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,087 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那就行了，她要一半，我们三个要一半 1691 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,797 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}说着说着好像真的成事了！ 1692 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,132 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有噱头，我也有兴趣呀 1693 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,133 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你是谁呀？ 1694 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,297 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我来买A片的 1695 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,590 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}几万块去见识见识 1696 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,099 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我想我很多朋友也有兴趣 1697 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,306 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}听到没有，马上有第一个客人了！ 1698 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,096 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果我们这次做得好的话，长做长有呀！ 1699 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,732 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那马上去搞啦！已经未出发先兴奋了 1700 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,268 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我说起来都有一点硬了 1701 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:46,816 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这张好呀！ 1702 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,606 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那张《淫荡人妻》，给我一张嘛 1703 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,070 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}妈的！买你妹呀！上网下载啦！ 1704 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:16,925 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}相声呀！ 1705 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,477 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}相声？　　　他写着赵本山 1706 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,354 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那些内地人真红　　　这边… 1707 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,809 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对了，帮我们安排 1708 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,394 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}拍AV那女的是什么人？ 1709 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,981 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}本身是香港人，但是在日本住了很久了 1710 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,487 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}她一直帮我买些日本新出的A片 1711 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,989 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}寄回香港给我盗版 1712 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,024 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这回她出了不力的 1713 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,785 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}前面蹲着的那个就是她 1714 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,960 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}鸠山！ 1715 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,631 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}到了… 1716 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,557 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}旺中带静呢，上了这条楼梯… 1717 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,804 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这里也蛮神秘的嘛 1718 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,893 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那和我们来的目的一样 1719 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,441 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我有一种不祥的预感 1720 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,523 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你的 1721 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,903 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你的 1722 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,363 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你的 1723 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,694 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你的 1724 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,866 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你的… 1725 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,699 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这些是…你们的 1726 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,325 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我待会就带你们去看看充满特色的房间 1727 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,537 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}包管你们会有“哗”一声的感觉 1728 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,553 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哗… 1729 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,344 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是不是真妈的“哗”呢？ 1730 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,889 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这里最特别是可以横着进横着出 1731 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:44,229 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他妈的特别呢 1732 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,400 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这里跟殓房没差多少呀！ 1733 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,730 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那可不一样！ 1734 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:53,442 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}殓房要人拉你出来，这里不用唷 1735 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,607 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我终于知道这个世上 1736 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,321 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有地方比住地下房更惨！ 1737 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,570 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}房间那么小，怎么住呀？ 1738 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,204 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你把它当储物柜… 1739 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,327 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那就他妈的大呢！ 1740 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:05,621 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}什么鸠？ 1741 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:06,875 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}鸠山初代子 1742 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,753 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}代子小姐是吧？ 1743 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,043 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你也有你的道理 1744 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,667 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们应该凡事向好的方向看 1745 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,710 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}难道我们专程过来是住五星级酒店吗？ 1746 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:16,635 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没错！ 1747 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,047 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们的钱，应该花在值得花的地方 1748 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,010 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}说得对 1749 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,597 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们的精力，都应该出在最应该出的地方 1750 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,849 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真麻烦你呀，鸠小姐！ 1751 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,146 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不用客气！ 1752 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,273 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}初代是…你名字？ 1753 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:30,975 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还是兴趣呢？ 1754 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,231 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是我妈妈改的！ 1755 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,693 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你老妈喜欢初代…　　　是呀！ 1756 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,741 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}靠，我们会不会被骗了？ 1757 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,947 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}靠！我现在啥都不怕 1758 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,113 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我最怕那个初代子，兼任AV女主角而已 1759 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,573 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那我真的好怕喔 1760 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,787 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不会那么无良的，我跟她说明… 1761 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:50,044 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}要大胸，又出名的AV女优的 1762 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,131 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实，你们会不会太悲观呢？ 1763 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,174 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}整天觉得人家要骗我们似的 1764 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,630 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那应该怎么样？ 1765 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:00,548 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你想想，我们看了几十年AV 1766 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,134 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}做了几十年男人，打了几千次飞机 1767 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:04,801 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可是明天 1768 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,722 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是真真正正第一次接触到真正的AV女优 1769 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,186 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}拍属于自己的AV 1770 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,148 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}为了迎接这个神圣的一刻 1771 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,234 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们是不是应该一起斋戒沐浴呢？ 1772 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,656 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}斋戒沐浴？ 1773 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,517 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实，下雨也不错呀！ 1774 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,598 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}明天更大乳呀… 1775 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,892 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你又知道？ 1776 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,312 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那些女优好大乳的嘛… 1777 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,690 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}希望在明天嘛 1778 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:24,760 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}各位团友 1779 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,220 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这里就是无数AV的胜地 1780 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,552 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这里是一个复合片场 1781 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,598 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}看，那边就有一个诊所 1782 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,811 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}整天在拍《淫贱女护士》的 1783 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,226 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这边就是课室 1784 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,985 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}拍《纯情学生妹》 1785 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,319 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是不是他妈的“哗”呢？ 1786 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,902 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哗… 1787 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:42,735 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}喂喂！ 1788 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,822 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这张床呀，不就是经常拍AV那张？ 1789 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,244 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}帮我拍照… 1790 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,779 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我操你… 1791 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,322 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我操你… 1792 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,828 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}别去呀！ 1793 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,036 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你真是有眼光呢 1794 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,957 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这里是不少AV男优出精的地方 1795 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:58,919 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}出在哪里呢？ 1796 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,549 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}通常出在那里！ 1797 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,836 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果用紫外光灯一照 1798 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,428 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}整张床会发光的呢！ 1799 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,759 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}听见没有 1800 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,971 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}早晨，大家好！ 1801 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,931 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这位是导演，不用理他的 1802 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,017 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那…就随便扫墓那样鞠个躬就走啦 1803 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,724 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请多多指教！ 1804 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,603 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}大家好 1805 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,780 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这是辰巳唯小姐 1806 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,957 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}大家好，我是辰巳唯 1807 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,287 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请多多指教 1808 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,958 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}辰巳唯，F Cup，前赛车女郎 1809 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,872 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}绰号赛车皇后！ 1810 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,458 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}开心是好的 1811 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,467 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但是大家还傻逼的不开始 1812 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,128 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就拍不完了 1813 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,639 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}原来也蛮闷的喔 1814 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,805 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对呀，还不是那几招 1815 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,180 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}停！ 1816 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,769 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}鸠山，帮我翻译 1817 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:58,182 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是 1818 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,146 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我就这么觉得呀 1819 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,151 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这位男优刚做的都太一般了 1820 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,688 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}完全能猜到男主角怎么做 1821 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,072 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在我们作主嘛 1822 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:08,201 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我认为呢，一来就进主题，出绝招吧！ 1823 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,486 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好呀！　　　绝招？啥绝招呀？ 1824 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,825 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}试试人肉… 1825 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,072 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}直升机！ 1826 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,041 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不好意思 1827 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,374 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}直升机… 1828 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,131 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不懂这招？没关系啦，那试试那个… 1829 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,257 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}铁鸡斗蜈蚣！ 1830 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,668 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这招好呀！ 1831 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,676 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}说什么也好，都不可以 1832 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,263 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}又不懂？这么逊！ 1833 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,894 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那简单一点，人肉打桩机！ 1834 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,517 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等等，发生什么事？ 1835 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,932 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎么样，这样就做不下去了 1836 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,818 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我都明白　　　那就继续吧 1837 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,943 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他们是投资者，照你意思做吧 1838 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,950 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他们说做爱要循序渐进呢 1839 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,699 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不是吧！还要循序渐进？ 1840 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,363 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}看了几十年都是这样子 1841 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,748 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们AV界要突破呀，对不对？ 1842 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,625 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}依我说呢，我们应该这样做，对不对？ 1843 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,707 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他说… 1844 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,921 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你看不起我呀 1845 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,832 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们根本不懂AV，不闭嘴就给我滚 1846 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,627 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}什么不懂AV呀？我们全都是专业观众！ 1847 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,545 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}神经病，看了几十年盗版AV 1848 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,885 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们不专业？你拍了多少年AV? 1849 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,095 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你闭嘴！　　　我好怕喔我 1850 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,634 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你不停在这里说三道四，有种跟我说日语 1851 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,597 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你有没有专业道德呀？ 1852 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,855 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们自己拍下去，我不拍了！ 1853 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,266 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}神经病，这就跑了那么不专业 1854 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,058 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还有道德吗？ 1855 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,225 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那怎么办？ 1856 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,068 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}跑掉了呢！ 1857 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,319 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}换另一个男优啰 1858 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,072 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我跟你们说 1859 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,732 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我只是中间人 1860 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,447 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这片子的版权已经卖了 1861 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,079 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果交不出片子，你们要赔钱给我的 1862 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,705 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}什么？这么严重？ 1863 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,832 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你不做汉奸真浪费了你 1864 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,410 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你怎知她不是？ 1865 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,455 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不如你们其中一个拍吧 1866 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,795 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}她问你们可不可以派个人出来代拍？ 1867 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,798 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这次真便宜了你们 1868 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,678 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有得看，有得干 1869 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,971 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}爽死你们唷！ 1870 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,552 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}神经！ 1871 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,226 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你去拍吧！神经病！ 1872 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,309 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你去吧！直升机呀你！ 1873 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,769 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}别闹了，快找人来呀 1874 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,943 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}梁景，我真是很替你高兴 1875 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,103 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我也想不到自己… 1876 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,488 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}带你来日本，还关照你这么好的差事 1877 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,991 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}事不宜迟，我马上去替你买红牛和安全套 1878 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,276 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}慢着… 1879 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,202 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实我真他妈的不行呀 1880 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,320 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}操你妈呀！ 1881 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,831 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}刚才又说这又说那的，又什么直升机 1882 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,332 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我也很想干呀 1883 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,118 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但无奈我大腿内侧有块胎记 1884 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,126 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}很容易被认出的！ 1885 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,912 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}靠，胎记这东西都长差不多形状啦 1886 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:25,329 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不就是！ 1887 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,090 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的很奇怪的，长的跟米老鼠一样的 1888 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,963 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一进镜头，给人家告我侵权不就更糟？ 1889 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:30,968 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你还真多藉口的 1890 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,049 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不… 1891 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,963 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他不就行了 ！你啊！ 1892 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,430 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你怎么看？ 1893 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:36,967 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不行呀 1894 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,426 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}为什么不行 1895 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,311 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我内弯 1896 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,847 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}啥米内弯？ 1897 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,603 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有没有见过 1898 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,858 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}开运竹？ 1899 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,403 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}喂！阿达！ 1900 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,489 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你平常那么好色，你来吧！ 1901 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,029 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对不起，我今天真的要跟大家坦白 1902 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,868 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实我是一个拉子 1903 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,283 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}所以那天洗澡，我没脱内裤 1904 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,248 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}去你妈的，不是吧？! 1905 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,208 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}难怪你有胸！ 1906 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,498 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们再不找人搞定他，找人砍死你们呀！ 1907 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,586 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}操你妈的！ 1908 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,216 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}喂！不要呀！ 1909 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,502 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}日本的黑社会很凶的 1910 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,888 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我认识一个人呀，买错了香烟而已… 1911 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,093 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}给人砍了左手尾指呀！ 1912 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,849 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那现在怎么办呀？ 1913 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,178 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们听我说一句 1914 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,018 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们身为一个中国人 1915 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,354 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}难得有机会来到日本 1916 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,019 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可以合情合理的 1917 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,530 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}用身体来惩罚一个日本妹 1918 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,279 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你不要问国家为你们做了些什么 1919 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,863 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们问自己 1920 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,537 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}曾几何时为国家付出一分力！ 1921 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,536 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没错！ 1922 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,997 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们要证明给日本妹知道 1923 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,169 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们中国人不是东亚病夫！ 1924 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,797 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}钓鱼台是我们的！　　　钓鱼台是我们的！ 1925 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,753 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没错！辰巳唯也是我们的！ 1926 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:56,922 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们的… 1927 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,179 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好！ 1928 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,766 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我很开心 1929 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,643 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}看来大家都已经有答案了 1930 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,851 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那请问，哪位想成为今晚的幸运儿呢？ 1931 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,272 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你！ 1932 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,021 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}靠，傻猪呀！ 1933 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:15,905 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好 1934 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:17,570 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好 1935 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,530 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是 1936 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:24,365 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢 1937 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,579 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是 1938 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,745 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}快脱她衣服呀，你妈的！ 1939 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,748 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}脱啦，现在不就脱啦！ 1940 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,929 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}快点啦，熬汤呀？ 1941 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,438 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你来呀！ 1942 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,609 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不好意思 1943 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,946 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要呀！不要呀！ 不要… 1944 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,331 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没关系 1945 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,040 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要呀！ 1946 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,340 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要呀！ 1947 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,629 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要呀！ 1948 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,217 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你放我走吧好不好 1949 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,552 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我赔钱给你吧！ 1950 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:29,147 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}脱衣服… 1951 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,433 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}脱裤子… 1952 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,896 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要呀… 1953 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,310 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要呀… 1954 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:36,945 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要呀… 1955 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,458 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}进去了！ 1956 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,007 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}又进去了！ 1957 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,598 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}啥东西？ 1958 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,728 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}潮吹唷！ 1959 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,399 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们很坏的 1960 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,228 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}要人家拍这些东西 1961 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:08,572 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他好可爱，好搞笑呢 1962 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,459 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}未遇上小泽之前 1963 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,756 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我从来都不知道女人可以做主动 1964 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:27,807 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}非常开心，但是又有点激动 1965 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,854 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我觉得你在这戏里面 1966 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,230 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真是好惨呀 1967 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,358 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我看得泪汪汪呢 1968 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,074 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你觉得可不可以多打点马赛克？ 1969 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:46,950 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不好意思 1970 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,110 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是！ 1971 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,951 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那个…打马赛克，可以吗？ 1972 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,289 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好的好的，可以 1973 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,950 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢你 1974 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,374 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}喂！老兄呀！ 1975 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,122 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你不是这样吧，那马赛克… 1976 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,838 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}比牛油纸还薄呢，打厚一点行不行？ 1977 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,253 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还有你不要只打在我那话儿 1978 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,054 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}脸孔也要打，打在脸上 1979 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,304 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不对… 1980 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,216 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}整张脸…整个人全打了 1981 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,476 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这样…好的，好的 1982 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,805 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}也不对，整个画面全打了 1983 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,821 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你真妈的不用担心 1984 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,152 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你摘下眼镜 1985 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,783 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没人认得你的 1986 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,652 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你试试摘下眼镜 1987 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,372 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你是谁呀？ 1988 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,579 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你别这样啦，你真的以为我是低能呀？ 1989 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,038 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我最初以为… 1990 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,508 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}女人脱衣服真的很大压力 1991 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,296 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但是原来男人脱衣服更大压力 1992 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,806 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}算了，别说我了 1993 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,346 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对了，老袁说你呢 1994 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,852 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是香港过来的 1995 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,354 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你没理由没中文名字吧 1996 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,061 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}难道你真的姓鸠？ 1997 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,063 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这么久了 1998 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,860 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他妈的忘记了 1999 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,860 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是说… 2000 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,858 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有不可告人的秘密了 2001 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,617 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实我留在日本 2002 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,079 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是有一个他妈浪漫的原因呢 2003 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,201 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我在等一个人 2004 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,704 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你不问我在等谁？ 2005 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,587 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没有，我就不问 2006 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,214 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}让你无法说下去嘛 2007 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,820 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我觉得好像发了一场梦一样 2008 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,066 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我以为我的人生从此就跟AV画上句号 2009 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,532 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}殊不知 2010 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,070 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}原来只是刚刚开始 2011 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,269 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“Sex Pistols”吧 2012 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,155 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎样啦，阿铭？ 2013 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,282 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}陈伟文，你太牛逼啦！ 2014 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,944 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}论坛上那条片，全世界都点赞喔！ 2015 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:35,952 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}啥片呀？ 2016 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,283 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还装蒜？ 2017 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,243 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不是吧？ 2018 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,372 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那条AV片，“无垢男”呀！ 2019 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,455 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在连结也打不开，大家都在疯狂转发？ 2020 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,461 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那女的叫什么？ 2021 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,839 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}辰巳唯？哗，也蛮正的！ 2022 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,294 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}去日本… 2023 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,293 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}亲子皇国也有？ 2024 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,921 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那么多网站都有？ 2025 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,599 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}阿姐，那个不是我！ 2026 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,343 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不是喇！ 2027 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,978 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}妈，那人不是我呀，妈！ 2028 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:10,483 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎么啦，丝？ 2029 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,365 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}陈伟文，你马上给我打开电视新闻台 2030 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,192 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}为什么呢？ 2031 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,627 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最近网上流传一条AV影片 2032 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,841 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}据说男主角，是一个香港人 2033 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,346 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}而影片流出之后 2034 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,348 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}香港网上一天的点击率 2035 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,725 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}已经破了纪录 2036 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,307 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}听说台湾和东南亚都一样 2037 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,846 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}而最令人意外的是 2038 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,013 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这段影片 2039 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,308 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}在日本竟然掀起了热潮 2040 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,147 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在让我们驻日本的记者 2041 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,152 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}文嘉仪为大家报导 2042 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,361 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}自从影片在互联网传出 2043 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,527 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}后刮起了一阵旋风 2044 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,411 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最近日本人气女性杂志 2045 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,697 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}读者票选出最想一夜情的男人 2046 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:05,083 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这名香港男子更首度击败日本人气偶像 2047 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,494 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}成为第一名 2048 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,830 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}自从看了这条片之后 2049 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,711 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我每晚都会梦见他 2050 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:15,886 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我老公已经吃我不消了 2051 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,051 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我觉得他好可爱 2052 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,386 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}以前的AV都是男人粗暴地征服女人 2053 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,142 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在角色调转 2054 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:26,646 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我看得很过瘾 2055 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,937 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是因为他将传统AV的男女角色互换了 2056 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:32,353 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}令一直觉得被AV轻视的女性 2057 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:37,567 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}内心的压抑突然被释放 2058 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,235 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}据说日本的成人电影公司 2059 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,653 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最近收到很多电话 2060 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,913 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}大家都很想知道这名男子的真正身份 2061 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,994 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}而网上也有人发起搜索行动 2062 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,535 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}相信这名男子的身份很快会曝光 2063 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,874 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}无视新闻，文嘉仪在东京的报道 2064 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,303 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对不起，这次真的是意外呀 2065 00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,589 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我以后不敢了 2066 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,679 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不是故意的，我是被迫的！ 2067 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,231 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}阿丝，你别走呀！ 2068 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,566 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你走，我就死给你看！ 2069 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,543 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等等！ 2070 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,131 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等等！ 2071 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,379 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你认不认得我呀？ 2072 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,139 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我怎么会不认得你 2073 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,304 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你就是日本那个鸠山呀 2074 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:48,471 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对呀！为啥你要自杀那么傻逼呢？ 2075 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,146 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对了 2076 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,353 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}为啥我要自杀那么傻逼呢？ 2077 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,317 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果我要死… 2078 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:55,727 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我都先杀了你呀！ 2079 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:56,520 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你这混蛋！ 2080 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,484 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那些马赛克呀，害死我呀！ 2081 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,320 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我现在家破人亡了！ 2082 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,405 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你应该感谢那些马赛克才对 2083 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,115 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你现在真火了 2084 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,122 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}全日本的AV公司都在找你呀 2085 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,202 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他们说你是… 2086 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,038 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“现象派男优” 2087 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,998 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是女人看到你都兴奋呢 2088 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:13,336 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的？ 2089 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,544 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的！有没有说你好像梁朝伟？ 2090 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:20,757 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实呢 2091 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,388 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你在香港，不死也没啥用了 2092 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,012 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不如你跟我去日本，赚日圆 2093 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,637 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}全日本的女人都等着看你的身体呢 2094 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:33,182 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}人总有一死，不如把钱赚了才死呀 2095 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,860 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的那么多人想看我的身体？ 2096 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:38,353 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是呀 2097 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,401 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我现在就想看了 2098 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:42,824 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可是… 2099 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:43,780 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我保证 2100 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,661 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你会成为全日本系最红的AV男优 2101 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,539 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请你接受我的邀请，和我合作 2102 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,371 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}让我做你经纪人吧！ 2103 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,256 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}传说中香港男子 2104 00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,542 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}正式以艺名“小泽马利奥”… 2105 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,836 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}进军日本！ 2106 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,879 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}马利奥… 2107 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,868 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}以后在东京呢，你就住这里了 2108 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,032 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不是东京的房子很小吗？ 2109 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,162 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这里这么大呀？ 2110 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,198 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你那话儿大嘛 2111 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:32,953 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}也对喔！ 2112 00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,421 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不用收拾啦 2113 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,048 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不打飞机的 2114 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,091 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这些是你的功课 2115 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,252 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是说多看多吸收，就做得好点吗？ 2116 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,088 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对呀！　　　不过也对啊 2117 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,428 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我想我上次是被迫才做得到 2118 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,934 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可是呢，那么多人在现场 2119 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,437 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}自愿我真怕自己做不来呀！ 2120 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:55,350 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不用怕 2121 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:57,891 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}到时候有很多大师傅在场 2122 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:00,436 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不会是你吧？ 2123 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,271 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不教人的 2124 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:06,279 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}用力点，就是“摸多”～ 2125 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,863 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“摸多”～ 2126 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,700 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一起来吧，就是“易咕”～ 2127 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,489 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“易咕”～ 2128 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:16,001 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好舒服呢，就是“奇摸鸡”～ 2129 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,456 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“奇摸鸡”～ 2130 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,495 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对 2131 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,459 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可是你三个反应都一样的？ 2132 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:21,999 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}它们是完全不同的 2133 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,633 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是吗？ 2134 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,794 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那你要不要教我一点日文呢？ 2135 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,964 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}日本呢，最重要呢 2136 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,631 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是“嗨渣拿” 2137 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,098 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“超那妈” 2138 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,100 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}和“猪-嗨” 2139 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,428 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“嗨渣拿”就是烟灰盅啦 2140 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,808 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但“超那妈”是… 2141 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,598 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“超那妈”是啤酒啰 2142 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:39,266 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那谁是“猪-嗨”呀？ 2143 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,311 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“猪-嗨”是烧酒加滚水 2144 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,904 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“猪-嗨”也有人喝呀？ 2145 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:46,815 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}很受欢迎呢！ 2146 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,026 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}在你正式拍AV之前 2147 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:52,321 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我安排了你拜一位高人为师，向他学习 2148 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,410 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}增强床上的战斗力 2149 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,662 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰神之手？ 2150 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,503 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}加藤先生 2151 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,214 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请你收我为徒 2152 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,429 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}传授我绝世神功呀！ 2153 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,531 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}发生了什么事呀？ 2154 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:34,996 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你看看 2155 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,616 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}地上有只苍蝇… 2156 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,043 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}刚被我搞到潮吹而死 2157 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,666 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不是吧！ 2158 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,387 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你安息吧！ 2159 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,656 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}师傅，你在干吗？ 2160 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:21,911 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}离这里西南偏西20公里的大海已经潮吹 2161 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,750 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}波涛汹涌 2162 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:25,588 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的？ 2163 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:43,940 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}用力点！ 2164 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:45,146 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是！ 2165 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,573 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}快点！ 2166 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,196 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是！ 2167 00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:00,282 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}黄昏前挖不到蕃薯，今晚没饭吃！ 2168 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:01,742 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是！ 2169 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,874 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}趁新鲜喝了它 2170 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,288 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是 2171 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,254 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实我们中国人的传统 2172 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,674 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最好的东西都是留给师傅的 2173 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,971 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}很好的传统 2174 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:43,492 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}去吧！ 2175 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,661 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥！ 2176 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,421 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你一定会成功！ 2177 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,427 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}为AV开创新的天地啦！ 2178 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,843 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}去吧！ 2179 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:15,024 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这些家伙奇形怪状的 2180 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,317 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}也是男优呀？ 2181 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,577 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他们叫做“汁男” 2182 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,487 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}专门替那些男优射精 2183 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,824 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有时那些男优射不出来，或者早泄 2184 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,367 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就得靠他们了 2185 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:28,127 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}拍AV的时候，拍射精近镜 2186 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,880 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实不是那些男优，是他们来的 2187 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:32,082 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是这样喔！ 2188 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:35,752 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就好像那些武打巨星摔地的镜头就找替身 2189 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:40,507 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他们射一次，就收一次钱 2190 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,433 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}所以不能软下来呀 2191 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,895 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那怎么知道射了多少次？ 2192 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,268 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他们射一次 2193 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,228 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}手就圈一条橡皮筋 2194 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,562 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}所以他现在也未射 2195 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:51,943 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就没有橡皮筋了 2196 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,860 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不好意思，不好意思！ 2197 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,412 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}兄弟，你想怎样呀？ 2198 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,072 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不好意思！ 2199 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,621 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个学名叫“早泄” 2200 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:13,794 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}在调什么饮料呀？ 2201 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,254 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}让我们要来补身的？ 2202 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,168 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这些是假精液 2203 00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,379 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他用一点香蕉汁 2204 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,432 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}然后加回练乳，再加三滴咖啡 2205 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:23,766 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真他妈的像 2206 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:24,972 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}要不要试喝一点？ 2207 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,932 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}也真的蛮像的，喝就不要了 2208 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,688 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可是，为啥有汁男 2209 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,394 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}又用假精液呢？ 2210 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,477 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}因为有时候要拍AV男优射精 2211 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,067 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他射不出来，那我们呢… 2212 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,108 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}拿着… 2213 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,117 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们就装一条喉管 2214 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,281 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是放在那话儿下面？ 2215 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:43,778 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对呀！ 2216 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:44,616 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那怎么射呢？ 2217 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,203 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有个泵呀，一压 2218 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,287 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}会射好远的呢 2219 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:49,746 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}也真聪明！ 2220 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,502 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}难怪我看那些AV女优 2221 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,289 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有时候口爆、颜射那些 2222 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:55,547 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}吞得那么过瘾啦 2223 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,129 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}原来有香蕉汁 2224 00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,802 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那个不是麻生希吗？ 2225 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:01,801 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是呀，今天你和她拍呀 2226 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:02,843 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不是吧？ 2227 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,349 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好大压力喔！ 2228 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:07,306 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}麻生希小姐 2229 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,764 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥今天第一次正式拍AV 2230 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:11,681 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请麻生小姐指教指教 2231 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,066 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请多多指教 2232 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,521 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不用客气 2233 00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,732 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}之前已经看过小泽先生的作品 2234 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,651 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}觉得你真的好可爱 2235 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,025 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不知道小泽先生身体 2236 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,864 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最敏感的部位是哪里呢？ 2237 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,155 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}她问你最敏感是哪里呢？ 2238 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:27,659 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}全身嘛！ 2239 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,499 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}全身！ 2240 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,835 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽先生真的好风趣 2241 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,962 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我最喜欢风趣的男人了 2242 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,795 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}耳朵 2243 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,430 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}乳头 2244 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:51,517 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2245 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:52,271 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2246 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,557 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}老师… 2247 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,020 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}老师不要… 2248 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:57,356 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2249 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,360 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}老师… 2250 00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,021 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2251 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,780 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}记住，挣扎一会儿就要放弃 2252 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,495 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}因为你已经开始想要 2253 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:10,365 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}挣扎太久观众会不耐烦 2254 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,658 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}总之奥义就是… 2255 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,703 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“三下反抗，一下迎合” 2256 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,374 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}明白吗？ 2257 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,711 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有一点不能忘记 2258 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:22,753 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}两人之间绝对没有“不可能” 2259 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,717 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是这样的 2260 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,506 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢您！ 2261 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:51,365 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我一定要跟他来一炮 2262 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,924 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}读几年级呀？ 2263 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:06,428 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}中一 2264 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:10,265 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这把年纪不就是留了很多年级！ 2265 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,927 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一定是他妈的蠢货！ 2266 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,470 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽同学 2267 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:14,808 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是！ 2268 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,407 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽同学 2269 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,782 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}到你检查身体 2270 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,739 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}医生你好！ 2271 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,834 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}今年几岁？ 2272 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,628 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}十三 2273 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,545 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}上床，脱衣服 2274 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:44,213 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是 2275 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,235 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}老师，你做什么？ 2276 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:12,495 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我在替你检查乳头的反应 2277 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:14,869 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是正常的 2278 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:19,665 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我还要看看你小弟弟是偏左，还是偏右 2279 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,773 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你现在看到我做什么？ 2280 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:42,650 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}脱衣服 2281 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:48,190 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你眼睛有问题 2282 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,485 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}出现幻觉 2283 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,325 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}老师，你干嘛呀？ 2284 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,494 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我好怕怕呀！ 2285 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,798 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2286 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:09,214 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2287 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,593 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2288 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,390 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2289 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:21,810 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}发育得相当完整 2290 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,021 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}比间尺还长 2291 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,397 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2292 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,322 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}老师不要… 2293 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,442 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽同学 2294 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:35,487 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}以下你看到的，和你做的 2295 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,826 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}全部都是幻觉 2296 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,167 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}老师，舒服… 2297 00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:53,884 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}要来了… 2298 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,469 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一起来吧 2299 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:09,150 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢老师！ 2300 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:10,655 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}停！ 2301 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,281 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好！做得好！ 2302 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,037 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢你 2303 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,238 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是不是很开心？ 2304 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:19,872 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}很开心 2305 00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:21,954 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}介不介意替我拿张卫生纸？流出来了！ 2306 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,035 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}卫生纸！ 2307 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,173 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}马利奥… 2308 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,346 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好！ 2309 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,018 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好！ 2310 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,017 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}马利奥？ 2311 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,111 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不是，我很明显是张家辉啦！ 2312 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,480 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真是马利奥！ 2313 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,566 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我爱你！ 2314 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,325 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要！ 2315 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:04,581 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}和马利奥合作的女优由我挑选 2316 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,457 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是的，当然是 2317 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,887 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}社长，电话 2318 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,299 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个… 2319 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:21,847 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}喂？ 2320 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,265 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等等… 2321 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:30,892 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那个… 2322 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,932 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是多大个cup呢？ 2323 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:34,976 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}L-cup ! 2324 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:36,311 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}L-cup ? 2325 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:38,605 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}A、B、C、D、E、F、G 2326 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:40,489 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}H、I、J、K、L 2327 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,026 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}操你妈的，真他妈的巨大！ 2328 00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:59,959 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2329 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:03,846 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2330 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,931 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}救命呀！ 2331 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:08,346 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}救命呀！ 2332 00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:17,818 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你逃不掉了 2333 00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:21,693 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还是乖乖就范吧 2334 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:26,403 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}给我玩完，再满足这里所有女人 2335 00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:29,162 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2336 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,957 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2337 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:35,541 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2338 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:48,262 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}救命，救我呀 2339 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,927 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不可以就这样死在这里的 2340 00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:52,512 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我要想办法 2341 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,980 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我要用幻想对抗你的呢！ 2342 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,408 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好！停机！ 2343 00:45:50,373 --> 00:45:55,367 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}辛苦了！　　　辛苦了！ 2344 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,880 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}阿丝，我以为你不再听我电话了 2345 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,627 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你有没有收到我送给你的包包？ 2346 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,137 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}收到啦 2347 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,965 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我以为你会生我气 2348 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:13,759 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实呢，我也接受现实了 2349 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:17,101 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在这个世界也是笑贫不笑娼 2350 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,357 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你也不用太介怀人家怎么看你的 2351 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:20,687 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我没有呀 2352 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,443 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我只介意你怎么看我 2353 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,604 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}人家都说不介意了 2354 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,196 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不说了，要把头发吹干 2355 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:28,198 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}再跟你说吧，拜拜 2356 00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:51,339 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我操你呀！ 2357 00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:52,757 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你死去哪里啦？ 2358 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:54,266 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他妈的把我的钱都拿了 2359 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:56,268 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还留下一笔高利贷给我！ 2360 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:57,474 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是我混蛋 2361 00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:00,018 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你打死我吧！ 2362 00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:02,683 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}操你… 2363 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:07,445 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你现在那么有钱 2364 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,862 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}捧红了那个小泽马利奥 2365 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:14,195 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}又不见你捧我？ 2366 00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:21,582 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你已经不爱我了 2367 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:26,424 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不可以忍受你和别的女人上床的 2368 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:30,253 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}无论你怎样，我都那么爱你的 2369 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,471 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那你证明呀 2370 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,892 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不客气了 2371 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,492 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对不起…不好意思… 2372 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:44,622 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢！ 2373 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:47,129 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不好意思…对不起… 2374 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,545 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有钱人喔！ 2375 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,681 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}替我捉住那混蛋 2376 00:48:57,893 --> 00:48:58,757 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}妈的别给他走！ 2377 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,426 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哪个混蛋？ 2378 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:02,352 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不就是混蛋啰！ 2379 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:03,683 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个？ 2380 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,974 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对呀，你旁边那个呀！ 2381 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,611 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我真他妈的傻逼蠢货！ 2382 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:20,495 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我明知道哥儿是骗我的 2383 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:23,123 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我都给他再来一炮 2384 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,584 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你知不知道他刺得我最痛的是哪里？ 2385 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,836 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是心呀！ 2386 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:31,378 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我以前给日本仔骗我来日本 2387 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:34,635 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}在歌舞伎町呀，做风俗娘呢！ 2388 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:35,882 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你做风俗娘？ 2389 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:39,514 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}帮人家马杀鸡，推油呀、出火呀 2390 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:40,925 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我很厉害耶 2391 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:43,310 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}九十分钟赚三万日圆？ 2392 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:08,331 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}后来广也哥儿爱上了我 2393 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:09,787 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不就给他放题啰 2394 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:13,041 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他是我的客人嘛，又那么爱我 2395 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,340 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我就不收他钱啰 2396 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,218 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他妈的把我的钱都骗光了 2397 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:18,049 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还丢下一笔高利贷给我 2398 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:20,385 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}所有男人都是这样骗女人的 2399 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:23,016 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}总之一个男人一看见你，就说很喜欢你 2400 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,347 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他就是他妈的在骗你 2401 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,058 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我反过来想的 2402 00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:29,352 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我以为你说不喜欢我，是喜欢我呢 2403 00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:30,933 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那你喜不喜欢我？ 2404 00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:32,692 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我从来不骗人的 2405 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:38,115 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}爱情真是他妈的累人 2406 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,658 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哥儿哥儿哥儿哥… 2407 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,416 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你怎么了？ 2408 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:49,998 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你不是那么笨吧？ 2409 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:51,412 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}唉，糟了！ 2410 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,964 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}为什么我的脚不用走 2411 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,545 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}它也走着呢？ 2412 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,386 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你刚才喝的啤酒，是新发明 2413 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,672 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}喝了会飞的 2414 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,216 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你当我傻逼！ 2415 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:06,514 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你在背着我嘛！ 2416 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,729 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢你 2417 00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,896 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}又会这么蠢也这么重的 2418 00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:18,777 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对，可以了 2419 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,108 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢你 2420 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:21,612 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是！ 2421 00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,319 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哗！很帅呀！ 2422 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,657 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有多帅呢？ 2423 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,618 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你侧面的分界真是一绝呀 2424 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:27,747 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是吗？ 2425 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:28,532 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那我想问问你 2426 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,952 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这一身造型是拍什么戏呢？ 2427 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:33,291 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}今天是拍你做宇宙大王　　　这样… 2428 00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:35,706 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}给美少女战士捉走了　　　是这样的… 2429 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:36,839 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}先奸后杀　　　是 2430 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:37,921 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}杀完再奸 2431 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,086 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}死了也继续奸，好点子 2432 00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:41,925 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那谁做美少女呀？ 2433 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,964 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}淮山杞子呀，新人来的 2434 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,550 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那她经纪人会不会叫… 2435 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:46,763 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“根本刁斯”呢？ 2436 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:49,432 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好！ 2437 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:50,767 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好… 2438 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,647 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}杞子她是第一次拍AV 2439 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:55,400 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请小泽先生多多指教 2440 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:56,981 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}来吧，杞子！ 2441 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:58,691 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好，多多指教 2442 00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:00,317 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请多多指教 2443 00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:01,732 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}经纪人相当屌丝 2444 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,571 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好像我那么屌丝呀！ 2445 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,946 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}她很可爱呢！ 2446 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:11,708 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2447 00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:13,710 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2448 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:16,876 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}大… 2449 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,291 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}大魔王… 2450 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:24,338 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你滥杀无辜，罪恶满刑… 2451 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,346 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}受死啦… 2452 00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,178 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对！ 2453 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,519 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你不要奸我 2454 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:35,899 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你可以杀我 2455 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:37,851 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可是你千万别搞我的小弟弟 2456 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,986 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这是我的死穴 2457 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,363 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不过你捉了我… 2458 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:44,275 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我任你处置吧，来吧！ 2459 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,955 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我要你…死前… 2460 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,289 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}受尽屈辱 2461 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:25,441 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2462 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,579 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}淮山，你不可以这样的！ 2463 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,833 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没关系　　　淮山，等等… 2464 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,288 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我去搞定她 2465 00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:20,580 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}很抱歉，真的非常抱歉！ 2466 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,255 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我没有恶意的 2467 00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:46,600 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}AV有多大压力 2468 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,269 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我很清楚 2469 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:51,233 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我都不太喜欢拍AV的 2470 00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:54,115 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不过看来也不适合你 2471 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,448 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你走吧！ 2472 00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:00,956 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是不是我的日文太烂呀？ 2473 00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:02,241 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}明白吗？ 2474 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,785 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可是我和经纪人签了合约 2475 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:07,496 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}毁约要赔很多钱的 2476 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:08,793 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没问题 2477 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:10,832 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我有钱 2478 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:12,460 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}行了！ 2479 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,513 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}再见… 2480 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,718 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}再见… 2481 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:23,846 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}走吧！ 2482 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:34,735 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽先生 2483 00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:37,151 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我觉得跟你拍，我可以的 2484 00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:40,370 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不过小泽先生可不可以帮我一个忙？ 2485 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,039 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}什么忙？ 2486 00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:45,158 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是拍AV之前 2487 00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:47,160 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请小泽先生和我拍拖 2488 00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,504 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}给我一些恋爱的感觉 2489 00:57:49,675 --> 00:57:51,666 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那样我一定会拍很好的 2490 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:05,854 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}鲔鱼腩寿司？ 2491 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:09,482 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}鲔鱼腩，可以吗？ 2492 00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:11,189 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}很喜欢 2493 00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:17,691 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}晚饭可以吗？ 2494 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:18,858 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可以呀 2495 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:21,320 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但是下次先换衣服 2496 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:24,035 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们这身打扮比较怪 2497 00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:26,666 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我也这样觉得 2498 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:45,075 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一定是鸠山把衣服拿回来 2499 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:19,529 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那… 2500 01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:22,490 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是说我们穿得那么光鲜 2501 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:25,326 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}而且又那么整齐 2502 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,741 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是没事啦！ 2503 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,031 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我有说你有做过吗？ 2504 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,787 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}心虚啊？ 2505 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:35,207 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}也不是心虚 2506 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,168 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}只是三个字… 2507 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,999 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}措手不及 2508 01:00:43,014 --> 01:00:44,550 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}香港女朋友 2509 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,142 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那我先走了 2510 01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:51,352 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}明天见 2511 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:56,104 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们刚刚收工嘛 2512 01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:58,400 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}然后她… 2513 01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:30,680 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}操我呀！ 2514 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:33,015 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我要你像在AV？操那些女人一样的操我！ 2515 01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:33,936 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要呀！ 2516 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:36,268 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我今天拍了四场戏，我做不到了 2517 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:37,933 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不许不要！ 2518 01:02:31,539 --> 01:02:33,450 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}宇宙大魔王，我不会放过你 2519 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,286 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}别走！ 2520 01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,827 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}别走！ 2521 01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:40,454 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等等… 2522 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,813 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等等… 2523 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,997 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就算只得一天 2524 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,793 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我也要完全拥有你 2525 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:57,789 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这一刻 2526 01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:00,538 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我深深体会到原来妒忌心 2527 01:04:01,046 --> 01:04:02,911 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可以将一个女人改变 2528 01:04:03,631 --> 01:04:05,462 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}将一个女人推得那么尽 2529 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,924 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这一次，是我拍AV以来 2530 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,965 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}第一次有爱情的感觉 2531 01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:34,867 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}喂？ 2532 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,241 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}席梦丝，你现在在哪？ 2533 01:04:37,415 --> 01:04:40,407 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我在日本旅行呀，刚刚去了血拚呀 2534 01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:41,991 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}血拚？ 2535 01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:44,081 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你男友是小泽马利奥的事被爆料了 2536 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:46,462 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在大陆出版社说你形象有问题 2537 01:04:46,674 --> 01:04:47,413 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}暂停出版你的书 2538 01:04:47,592 --> 01:04:50,004 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还喊停了你进入大陆市场的计划 2539 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:58,766 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}欢迎大家收看“理有理讲” 2540 01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,019 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这集我们请来两位嘉宾 2541 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:03,601 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}讨论一个非常热门的话题 2542 01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:05,936 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}首先，在我身旁的是… 2543 01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:11,776 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}道德调整…道德调理整…理会会长 2544 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:14,737 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}兼资深AV人 2545 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:19,826 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}兼香港精神分裂协会荣誉会长 2546 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:22,285 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}人称“玉面飞龙”的… 2547 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:23,825 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}毛胶卫先生 2548 01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:25,494 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是毛高卫！ 2549 01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:27,333 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不好意思，毛胶卫先生 2550 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,799 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}另外一位就是我们的纯爱小说女王 2551 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:33,210 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}席梦丝小姐 2552 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:36,380 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}和我们讨论一下一个热门话题 2553 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:39,178 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是有一位香港男人 2554 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:42,059 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}无缘无故的走去日本当AV男优 2555 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:45,848 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}被女人淫辱而走红的奇怪现象 2556 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:47,557 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}毛先生，你怎么看？ 2557 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,187 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我必须大力谴责 2558 01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:51,899 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个化名为小泽马利奥的男人 2559 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,822 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他简直丧尽天良，丢尽香港男人的脸子 2560 01:05:54,993 --> 01:05:55,778 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们知道吗？ 2561 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,317 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}看了他AV的男人 2562 01:05:57,495 --> 01:05:59,156 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}起码有四成是从此不举的 2563 01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:01,742 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有三成就是举了起来，软不下来 2564 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:04,328 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有两成就是鬼鬼祟祟地举 2565 01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:06,367 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}鬼鬼祟祟地软下来 2566 01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:07,869 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还有一些特例 2567 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:10,254 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有少数分子看了AV之后 2568 01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:11,210 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}居然吐奶！ 2569 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,500 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这可真是好危险喔！　　　当然啦！ 2570 01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:15,877 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那席梦丝小姐，你有怎么看呢？ 2571 01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:18,341 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最近有一本周刊爆料 2572 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:21,508 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}说你和这个小泽马利奥是闺密喔！ 2573 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:25,845 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我要发出严正声明 2574 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:29,107 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我和这个小泽马利奥已经没有任何关系 2575 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,025 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我之所以和他划清界线 2576 01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:32,185 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是因为他的所作所为 2577 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:34,775 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}令我极度讨厌、非常羞耻！ 2578 01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:39,197 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好，现在有家庭观众打电话来表达意见 2579 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:42,203 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是，电话已经接通了，请说 2580 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:45,540 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}杜小姐，麻烦你，和席梦丝说 2581 01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:48,710 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这里在座的每个人都可以说我… 2582 01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:50,040 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是 2583 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:53,547 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就你不可以！ 2584 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,169 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥呀！ 2585 01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:59,629 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}各位家庭观众、现场观众… 2586 01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:03,467 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥呀！来了我们的节目呀！ 2587 01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:05,636 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我有一点点想吐奶呀！ 2588 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:11,399 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我求求你了！你不要再伤害我了！ 2589 01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:12,859 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对呀，伤害都轻力点… 2590 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,235 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是谁说的… 2591 01:07:15,323 --> 01:07:17,234 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是谁说的做什么也不要紧 2592 01:07:17,408 --> 01:07:18,864 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}笑贪不笑娼 2593 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,900 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最要紧是赚到钱呀？ 2594 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:28,241 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那你知不知道你现在害我大陆不可以出书 2595 01:07:28,419 --> 01:07:30,250 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我没了十几亿的市场呀？ 2596 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,871 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这就是我们分手的原因是吧？ 2597 01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:35,961 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢你，我明白了… 2598 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:38,922 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我也没有大陆市场，我也没饿死 2599 01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:40,753 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你别走 2600 01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:49,353 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你去死吧！ 2601 01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:00,774 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哗，好精彩呀！ 2602 01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:03,409 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}刚才公说公有理，婆说婆有理 2603 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,912 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}毛先生，你见证了这个历史时刻 2604 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,868 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你会站在哪一边呢？ 2605 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,449 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我有少少伤感 2606 01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:11,125 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}村上春树说过 2607 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:13,457 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果一面高墙和一只鸡蛋中间 2608 01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:15,292 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他一定站在鸡蛋那边 2609 01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:17,002 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}作为一个男人 2610 01:08:17,385 --> 01:08:18,795 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}在女人的高跟鞋 2611 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,255 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}和蛋蛋中间 2612 01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:22,336 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我一定站在蛋蛋那边 2613 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:23,971 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可惜呀 2614 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:27,225 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他的蛋蛋似乎已经给人踢爆了 2615 01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:28,768 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可怜… 2616 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:29,973 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}阿丝这一脚 2617 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:31,684 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我住了几天医院 2618 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:34,474 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}虽然医生说我小弟弟没什么事 2619 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,521 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可是我都决定了… 2620 01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:38,524 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}退出AV界 2621 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:49,951 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我想说… 2622 01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:51,829 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不想再做小泽马利奥了 2623 01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:53,584 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽是时候退休 2624 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,370 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}去一个完全没人认识的地方！ 2625 01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,632 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他妈的哪有没人认识你的地方呢？ 2626 01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:03,591 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我刚刚把你的AV卖去了南美和东欧 2627 01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,387 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}除非你去非洲吧 2628 01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:07,841 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你不要这样好不好？ 2629 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,894 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你已经在我身上赚了很多钱，对不对？ 2630 01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,846 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}总之我这阵子赚的钱 2631 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:14,059 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你抽了佣金后还给我 2632 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:15,848 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我要走了 2633 01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,270 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你他妈的有没有想过你走了我怎么办？ 2634 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:22,901 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}合约我都签了 2635 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:24,194 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}赔死我呀 2636 01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,655 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那陈静不也一样？怎样了？ 2637 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,745 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你还不还给我也好，你怎样算都好 2638 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,032 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我决定要走了，好不好？ 2639 01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:38,087 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}再见 2640 01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:22,753 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥！ 2641 01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:25,085 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}全都是你的！ 2642 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:26,426 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}妈的别再回来 2643 01:10:26,597 --> 01:10:27,928 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好好的过生活 2644 01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:31,636 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那你有什么打算？ 2645 01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:32,766 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我想过了 2646 01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:34,928 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不想你不开心的做下去 2647 01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:36,479 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你走吧 2648 01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:04,207 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好呀，鸠山小姐 2649 01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:07,802 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你这两期的贷款还未还呢 2650 01:11:08,639 --> 01:11:10,470 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我不知道你说什么 2651 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:16,432 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}两天后不还钱 2652 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,805 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}打断你的脚！ 2653 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:20,390 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}走吧 2654 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,058 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}走吧 2655 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:36,159 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没事吧？ 2656 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:37,323 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我没事呀！ 2657 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,867 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你看我像有事吗？ 2658 01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:40,618 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你走啦 2659 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,495 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}再见！ 2660 01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:46,750 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你他妈的又想怎样呀？ 2661 01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:48,134 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}想和你去医院 2662 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,340 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}然后还钱给人家，好不好？ 2663 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:57,264 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥要复出了！ 2664 01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:06,061 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}死了没有？ 2665 01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:07,149 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还未… 2666 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:08,688 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最近的医院在哪里？ 2667 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,197 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}送你去玛嘉烈医院吧 2668 01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:11,357 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好呀… 2669 01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:18,699 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要喔… 2670 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,663 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等等 2671 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:25,003 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你身体是不是有问题呀？ 2672 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:26,505 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}口音好古怪 2673 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:27,882 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}莫非你是同乡？ 2674 01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:29,792 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是 2675 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:31,256 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我是福建混大阪 2676 01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:32,636 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}再混俄罗斯 2677 01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:33,762 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哦，就是大陆妹啦！ 2678 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,013 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是 2679 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,886 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是… 2680 01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:39,511 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我吹得嘴巴也僵硬了 2681 01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:41,470 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎么它还那么软的？ 2682 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,601 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}马利奥已经不行了 2683 01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:51,112 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}快叫汁男随时准备 2684 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:55,114 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}马利奥已经不行，大家随时准备 2685 01:12:57,582 --> 01:12:58,867 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}喂！大陆妹 2686 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,038 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你别乱说！ 2687 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,074 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我小泽马利奥在这一行堪称出了名的… 2688 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:03,663 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}口软茎硬 2689 01:13:03,921 --> 01:13:05,377 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}会不会是你有问题？ 2690 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:08,127 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我？我有什么问题？ 2691 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,501 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}会不会是你身材有问题呀？ 2692 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:13,803 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我身材有什么问题？ 2693 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:17,135 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果我身材有问题 2694 01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:19,762 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我作为一个福建人 2695 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:23,312 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎样在这个日本AV界立足？ 2696 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,931 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}说呀？你穿得像粽子一样… 2697 01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:27,851 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我想你不就是胸部跟背部一样平！ 2698 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:30,527 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我奶奶是俄罗斯人 2699 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:33,823 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我的身材是鬼妹的身材！ 2700 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,529 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}三岁鬼妹呀？ 2701 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:38,452 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我看你… 2702 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:42,411 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}也是不见身材不流眼泪的了 2703 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,996 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}让我秀一些本钱给你看！ 2704 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:52,625 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真他妈的大波！ 2705 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:54,043 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎样？ 2706 01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,387 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}究竟是我的问题 2707 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:59,299 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还是你的问题呀？ 2708 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,806 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那很明显是我有问题了 2709 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:04,687 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我对不起你 2710 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,313 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对不起！ 2711 01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:10,230 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没关系… 2712 01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:13,483 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}人生，总是会有… 2713 01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:16,195 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}高潮和低潮的 2714 01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:19,493 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我之前有好几年拍AV 2715 01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:21,036 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}都没有高潮 2716 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:25,249 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不也是干巴巴的熬过去了 2717 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,161 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}所以呢，不用怕 2718 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,463 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}希望在明天嘛！ 2719 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:32,589 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢你！ 2720 01:14:32,843 --> 01:14:33,457 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}加油！ 2721 01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:34,625 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是！ 2722 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,887 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}替身呀！开工呀！ 2723 01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:39,797 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个性无能的 2724 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,512 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}浪费我的时间！ 2725 01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:44,852 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的不行呀？ 2726 01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:46,554 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}放心 2727 01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:48,188 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}问题不大的 2728 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,020 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}只是麻烦很大而已 2729 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:57,152 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}今天AV头条！ 2730 01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:58,775 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}知情人士爆料 2731 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,866 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥自被香港女朋友袭击下体之后 2732 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:04,705 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}虽然生理上已经康复 2733 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:06,831 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但患上了精神不举 2734 01:15:07,086 --> 01:15:09,668 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}连拍AV也得用替身 2735 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:11,621 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果传闻是真的 2736 01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:13,338 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的叫人太担心了 2737 01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:15,917 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不过小泽马利奥最近也真的很麻烦 2738 01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:17,422 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}因为近期AV界的超新星出道 2739 01:15:17,596 --> 01:15:19,211 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他就是被誉为小泽马利奥劲敌 2740 01:15:19,473 --> 01:15:25,719 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}治愈系AV美男-长崎直树 2741 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:31,395 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们现在先去看看他的访问… 2742 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,776 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}各位，你们好 2743 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:39,440 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我是长崎直树 2744 01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:41,574 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}能够令女性观众开心 2745 01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:44,078 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是我最大的幸福呢 2746 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:50,372 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有评论说你模仿小泽马利奥 2747 01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:52,457 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你怎么看？ 2748 01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:53,996 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥 2749 01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:55,505 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个… 2750 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,591 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}既然大家都是香港人 2751 01:15:58,471 --> 01:16:00,257 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你敢不敢接受挑战？ 2752 01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:04,515 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们就用下一部AV的销量来决一胜负 2753 01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:06,809 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果输掉的话… 2754 01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,594 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}必须承认对方 2755 01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,513 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是“男优之王”！ 2756 01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:12,852 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你敢不敢接受？ 2757 01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:18,234 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}长崎直树真的好有型呀！ 2758 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:20,113 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}厉害！ 2759 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:21,941 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}长崎直树真是厉害！ 2760 01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:24,117 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最新AV《乱奸·未亡人》销量数字 2761 01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:26,654 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}已经超过了马利奥！ 2762 01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:27,954 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们现在就为大家送上 2763 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,456 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这部AV的精彩片段 2764 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:41,927 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}春子… 2765 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:45,681 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是… 2766 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:48,096 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们曾经说过 2767 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,302 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}永远在一起 2768 01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:52,433 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但为什么你那么忍心 2769 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,599 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就这样丢下我？ 2770 01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:56,733 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没了你以后… 2771 01:16:58,072 --> 01:16:59,232 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是… 2772 01:16:59,907 --> 01:17:02,148 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我根本没办法去相信爱 2773 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,860 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}也不可以再去爱了 2774 01:17:07,748 --> 01:17:09,739 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“奇摸鸡”！ 2775 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:22,884 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是… 2776 01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:24,712 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们有心了 2777 01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,475 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}春子的死是一个意外 2778 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,519 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你不要怪责自己了 2779 01:17:34,024 --> 01:17:35,230 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就是… 2780 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,642 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果不是我带他去撒尿 2781 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:38,980 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}只顾着抽烟 2782 01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:40,527 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}拉他不住… 2783 01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,695 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他绝对不会给那货车辗死！ 2784 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:47,238 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那轮胎还他妈的那么大！ 2785 01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:49,904 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我最喜欢就是多情的男人 2786 01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:52,660 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他的眼泪已经将我溶化 2787 01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:06,048 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}直树… 2788 01:18:06,473 --> 01:18:08,088 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你靠在我个肩膀尽情哭吧　　　不要… 2789 01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,678 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2790 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:12,893 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2791 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:14,978 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2792 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:21,686 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2793 01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:28,697 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不要… 2794 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:30,861 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}站住！ 2795 01:18:34,668 --> 01:18:36,124 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果你走出这个门口 2796 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,251 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}春子就会永远消失！ 2797 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,089 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}想拿回春子 2798 01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:43,916 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你自己脱衣服吧！ 2799 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,051 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}快点脱衣服！ 2800 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,636 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}快点！ 2801 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:54,100 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}由上至下脱光！ 2802 01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:55,681 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}脱掉裤子！ 2803 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:57,271 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}脱掉内裤！ 2804 01:18:57,441 --> 01:18:58,180 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}脱掉袜子！ 2805 01:18:58,359 --> 01:18:59,769 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}干嘛这样子？ 2806 01:18:59,944 --> 01:19:01,900 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}给我看你的乳头！ 2807 01:19:02,112 --> 01:19:03,227 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}跪下！ 2808 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:05,775 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}要笑！ 2809 01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:08,111 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}跳舞！ 2810 01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:26,342 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我宁愿给那么大的轮胎辗死的是我 2811 01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:30,972 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}给那三个女人淫辱的是你呀，春子 2812 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:39,013 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}（我的生命，犹如狂风中的花瓣） 2813 01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:40,055 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}（柔弱、飘零…） 2814 01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:40,723 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}（长崎直树） 2815 01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:42,983 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好！替我答应他！ 2816 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:44,977 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他妈的不行 2817 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:46,645 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你真的他妈的不行嘛！ 2818 01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:48,276 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不行也得行 2819 01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:49,823 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我要做一件 2820 01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:51,780 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我一辈子都会记得的事 2821 01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:53,698 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那你不去操门外的护卫员？ 2822 01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:58,782 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我突然间想起一个人 2823 01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:00,159 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}找到她 2824 01:20:00,337 --> 01:20:01,076 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那就行了！ 2825 01:20:01,255 --> 01:20:02,040 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好！ 2826 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:04,000 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我无论如何都帮你找她回来！ 2827 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:06,665 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不会真的是门外那护卫员吧？ 2828 01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:10,218 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个女人，是我青春期AV的女神 2829 01:20:10,389 --> 01:20:12,846 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}少年的我，为她打落了无数架飞机 2830 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:14,302 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}成为空战英雄 2831 01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:17,134 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}她简直是我对性爱的启蒙老师 2832 01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:20,812 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}也是好多香港空战英雄的偶像 2833 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:22,556 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}各位观众… 2834 01:20:22,735 --> 01:20:24,066 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}夕树舞子 2835 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:39,202 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽先生的情况，我明白了 2836 01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,913 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那你需要多少时间呢？ 2837 01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:45,704 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}给我一杯茶的时间 2838 01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:53,045 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}男人的性兴奋 2839 01:20:53,223 --> 01:20:54,884 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是源自大脑 2840 01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:58,058 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不是源自下半身 2841 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,261 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果出现问题 2842 01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:02,392 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最佳解决方法 2843 01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:04,185 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是追本逆源 2844 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,102 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}找回他成长期令他兴奋的目标 2845 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:08,982 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}令他重新起动 2846 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,916 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好辛苦！ 2847 01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:12,799 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没事吗？ 2848 01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:14,459 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽先生 2849 01:22:14,638 --> 01:22:17,880 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你要坚持，医生很快就来了 2850 01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,094 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好辛苦！ 2851 01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:31,476 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎么了？ 2852 01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:33,980 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽先生，你的心跳好奇怪 2853 01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:02,758 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好辛苦！ 2854 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:04,426 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没事吗？ 2855 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,850 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}发生了什么事？ 2856 01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:08,059 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎么了？ 2857 01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:09,439 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}什么？ 2858 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,350 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你没事吗？ 2859 01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,444 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我的胸口好痛喔 2860 01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:16,985 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你替我擦点油吧 2861 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,023 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}擦点油麻烦你 2862 01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:20,363 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}擦在乳头上就最好了 2863 01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:24,363 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对不起，如果是这样擦油也没用 2864 01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:28,576 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个 2865 01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:30,536 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}振作呀！ 2866 01:23:30,964 --> 01:23:32,704 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}振作呀！ 2867 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,253 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}振作呀！ 2868 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:37,297 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}振作呀！ 2869 01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:43,845 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我虽然令他起死回生 2870 01:23:44,436 --> 01:23:46,927 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但是要他变回生龙活虎，比以前还厉害 2871 01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:50,518 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还是需要更加厉害的高人帮他 2872 01:23:58,367 --> 01:23:59,857 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}喂，你在哪儿？ 2873 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:02,571 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}忽然叫我来这个货仓做什么呀？ 2874 01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:05,078 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我觉得你在港女手上跌倒 2875 01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,706 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就应该从港女手上站起来！ 2876 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,999 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}所以我专诚为你速递了 2877 01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,077 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}香港首屈一指的本地鸡来日本呢 2878 01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:40,356 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}金鸡也有外送服务到日本？ 2879 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:43,779 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}老板，我不就是阿金啰 2880 01:24:43,954 --> 01:24:46,036 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我一直想打开国际市场 2881 01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:47,992 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}今天终于可以实现到了 2882 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:50,748 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢你，请多多指教！ 2883 01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:52,789 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}鸠山小姐已经全告诉我了 2884 01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:54,624 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你放心吧，我绝不失手 2885 01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:58,290 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}香港人对我特别有亲切感的 2886 01:24:58,802 --> 01:25:00,588 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我包你可以… 2887 01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,801 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}射爆大气层 2888 01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:08,050 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我好开心呀，第一次出来公干！ 2889 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:10,014 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我真的好开心呀！ 2890 01:25:12,482 --> 01:25:14,268 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是，谢谢 2891 01:25:14,651 --> 01:25:15,640 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那我开始了，老板 2892 01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:16,399 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好啊… 2893 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:17,355 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}要不要女朋友感觉？ 2894 01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:18,314 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}千万不要 2895 01:25:18,488 --> 01:25:20,649 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我女朋友害成我这样，我好恨她 2896 01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:21,813 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好 2897 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,946 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我一看就知他有一段伤心的往事 2898 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:29,658 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}非常伤心！ 2899 01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:31,414 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我先跟他聊聊天 2900 01:25:44,181 --> 01:25:45,887 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}看来我也要用冰火了！ 2901 01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:49,850 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不用出动那么大杀伤力武器对付我吧？ 2902 01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:51,684 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}非常时期用非常方法嘛 2903 01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:52,844 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}刘德华教的 2904 01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:55,765 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那混蛋刘德华，这次给他害惨了 2905 01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:18,620 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}热死人了 2906 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:21,040 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎么你那么固执，这样都不射？ 2907 01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:22,131 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不行了 2908 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:25,009 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我要出涡轮增压，爆旋陀螺！ 2909 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:01,462 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}金鸡果然名不虚传！ 2910 01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:04,420 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}看来，你已经射出了银河系 2911 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:06,589 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}依你现在的功力 2912 01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,591 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}可以接受任何挑战 2913 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,010 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你要记住 2914 01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:12,640 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你是香港人 2915 01:27:13,019 --> 01:27:15,601 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}香港人的核心价值就是… 2916 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:19,268 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}遇到任何挫折，都一定要… 2917 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:21,433 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}硬！ 2918 01:27:27,117 --> 01:27:29,529 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}当今两大最受迎的AV男优 2919 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:32,702 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥和长崎直树的… 2920 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:36,331 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“男优王者大对决”直播 2921 01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,037 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在正式开始！ 2922 01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:44,421 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥 2923 01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:46,629 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我今天就要在全世界面前打败你！ 2924 01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:48,460 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果你输了 2925 01:27:48,638 --> 01:27:49,753 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你要在电视机面前 2926 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:51,262 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}向所有观众下跪 2927 01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,924 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}承认我，才是真正的“男优之王” 2928 01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:57,097 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你这个江门古天乐，我跟你说呀 2929 01:27:57,314 --> 01:28:00,306 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你抄袭我卖点这件事我都还未跟你算帐 2930 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,064 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好！ 2931 01:28:01,234 --> 01:28:03,520 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}今天我就让全日本人知道 2932 01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:06,528 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谁才是最可爱的！ 2933 01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:08,821 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}今天这场AV男优对决 2934 01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:11,191 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}将会以两位男优最新推出 2935 01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:13,610 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}在今天开卖的AV新作销量决胜负 2936 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:17,163 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}而为了增加专业认受性 2937 01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:19,495 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}当然要请来他们的师傅 2938 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,457 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}殿堂级AV男优 2939 01:28:22,631 --> 01:28:26,874 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰先生作专业评判 2940 01:28:31,765 --> 01:28:33,596 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰先生 2941 01:28:34,184 --> 01:28:38,348 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你怎么看这次两位徒弟的对决呢？ 2942 01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:41,688 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他们俩都是我爱徒 2943 01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:45,233 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的左手手指又是肉 2944 01:28:45,445 --> 01:28:47,686 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}右手手指也是肉 2945 01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:52,612 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我觉得是自己的左手和右手的决战 2946 01:28:53,453 --> 01:28:57,241 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}两位男优又有话要发表 2947 01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:58,656 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真看不过眼你那么帅 2948 01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,370 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好，就跟你拚了 2949 01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:03,035 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果今天谁输了，就要含我们师傅… 2950 01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:04,828 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰“神之手” 2951 01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:05,870 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}的手指！ 2952 01:29:06,049 --> 01:29:06,663 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}靠！ 2953 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:07,877 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你这个翻版张家辉 2954 01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:08,961 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}含而已，谁怕谁 2955 01:29:09,135 --> 01:29:11,126 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那你就错了 2956 01:29:11,304 --> 01:29:14,171 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一块砧板，就算切了三十年刺身 2957 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:16,715 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}都会有点腥味吧？更何况… 2958 01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:19,392 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}加藤鹰的手指唷！ 2959 01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:22,645 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你等着含吧！ 2960 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:27,359 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我手上已经有小泽和长崎的新作 2961 01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:29,144 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}去吧！ 2962 01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:21,446 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}丑成这样！ 2963 01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:38,884 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好可爱呢！ 2964 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:44,390 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}先生，我们几姊妹希望… 2965 01:30:44,689 --> 01:30:47,726 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}吸收先生身体的精华 2966 01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:51,359 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}帮我们的灵魂补湿 2967 01:30:51,571 --> 01:30:53,812 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}让我们得以超渡 2968 01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,147 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等等，你走光喔！ 2969 01:30:56,326 --> 01:30:57,566 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没关系！ 2970 01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:21,214 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}临 2971 01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:23,178 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}兵 2972 01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:24,843 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}斗 2973 01:31:25,522 --> 01:31:26,557 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}者 2974 01:31:26,856 --> 01:31:27,390 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}皆 2975 01:31:27,565 --> 01:31:28,304 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}阵 2976 01:31:28,483 --> 01:31:29,188 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}裂 2977 01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:30,565 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}在 2978 01:31:32,696 --> 01:31:33,731 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}前 2979 01:31:41,037 --> 01:31:43,119 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们来生再见 2980 01:31:52,298 --> 01:31:55,005 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的没想到，太有惊喜了 2981 01:31:56,261 --> 01:32:00,550 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}长崎竟然想到以男女阴阳调和 2982 01:32:01,141 --> 01:32:04,178 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}破了人类和幽灵的界限 2983 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,845 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}将AV提升到一个哲学的层次 2984 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:10,809 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢！ 2985 01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:13,186 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢！ 2986 01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:17,396 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们长崎一定会赢 2987 01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:19,397 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们不如早点认输吧 2988 01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:25,244 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我现在真的好担心呀，可是… 2989 01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:27,364 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}操你呀！ 2990 01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:31,956 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}刚刚加藤先生的评语一出 2991 01:32:32,172 --> 01:32:33,582 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}长崎直树的新作 2992 01:32:33,798 --> 01:32:35,538 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}《超渡淫灵》的销量直线上升 2993 01:32:41,347 --> 01:32:42,507 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我现在已经幻想到 2994 01:32:42,682 --> 01:32:45,845 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一会儿你捉住加藤鹰双手，含着的样子 2995 01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:48,180 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真的很可爱呢！ 2996 01:32:48,646 --> 01:32:49,601 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}靠！ 2997 01:32:53,443 --> 01:32:56,651 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不知小泽又会以什么题材迎战 2998 01:32:56,821 --> 01:33:00,109 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}又可不可以胜过长崎呢？ 2999 01:33:00,283 --> 01:33:01,523 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}加藤先生 3000 01:33:01,743 --> 01:33:04,325 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们还是快点看看小泽的新作吧！ 3001 01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:05,910 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}去吧！ 3002 01:33:12,128 --> 01:33:15,916 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}地球在宇宙中就好像一个无辜少女 3003 01:33:16,132 --> 01:33:18,589 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}经常给来自外星的怪兽蹂躏 3004 01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:20,758 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}通常呢，就一星期一次 3005 01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:23,636 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}因为超人片集就是一星期播一次的 3006 01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,468 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这一次就最离谱了 3007 01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:27,303 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}因为怪兽好多 3008 01:33:27,477 --> 01:33:28,512 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好多只 3009 01:34:12,689 --> 01:34:13,804 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“吔咩爹”！ 3010 01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:15,188 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}“吔咩爹”！ 3011 01:34:21,948 --> 01:34:23,188 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个时候… 3012 01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:24,193 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真他妈的没用 3013 01:34:24,367 --> 01:34:27,655 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没一次够怪兽打的地球保卫队出动了！ 3014 01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:30,070 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这个…那些怪兽都他妈的疯了 3015 01:34:37,130 --> 01:34:38,461 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}看看看 3016 01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:41,710 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这些白痴每次都只会激怒怪兽 3017 01:34:41,885 --> 01:34:43,625 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}简直是操他都嫌费事 3018 01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,544 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}刚刚收到消息 3019 01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:47,804 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们的部队都给怪兽击落了！ 3020 01:34:47,974 --> 01:34:49,510 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们支持不下去了… 3021 01:34:49,684 --> 01:34:52,300 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}地球的和平还是要靠你了，小泽超人！ 3022 01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:53,434 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实有哪一个礼拜不是这样？ 3023 01:34:53,605 --> 01:34:54,685 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你说来干吗？ 3024 01:34:57,901 --> 01:34:58,731 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你们这些王八蛋 3025 01:34:58,902 --> 01:34:59,891 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他妈的来地球做什么？ 3026 01:35:01,571 --> 01:35:02,811 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那还用问？ 3027 01:35:03,072 --> 01:35:04,027 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}来毁灭地球 3028 01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:05,905 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他妈的不用血拚呀？ 3029 01:35:07,410 --> 01:35:08,775 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}好，先杀你这个王八蛋！ 3030 01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:15,323 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}来日本不血拚还干吗？ 3031 01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:16,498 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}那么凶啊 3032 01:35:16,669 --> 01:35:18,079 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}让我把你的耳朵扭下来 3033 01:35:20,965 --> 01:35:22,125 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}怎么会是你呀？ 3034 01:35:22,383 --> 01:35:24,044 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我特地出镜支持你的！ 3035 01:35:25,678 --> 01:35:27,418 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}平常为什么戴假发呀？ 3036 01:35:28,264 --> 01:35:29,344 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}其实我是戴假发的 3037 01:35:29,515 --> 01:35:30,800 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你这混蛋，骗我？ 3038 01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:31,964 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}走呀！ 3039 01:35:32,143 --> 01:35:33,178 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽超人一出手 3040 01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:35,969 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就把鸠山怪兽扔到很远… 3041 01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:40,182 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你又不是地球人，为什么不让我们破坏？ 3042 01:35:48,701 --> 01:35:49,941 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这群怪兽一涌而上 3043 01:35:50,119 --> 01:35:51,108 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}人多欺负人少 3044 01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:52,402 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}围殴小泽超人 3045 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:54,070 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}原来不是 3046 01:35:54,249 --> 01:35:56,285 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是围着非礼小泽超人才对 3047 01:35:56,459 --> 01:35:57,790 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这些怪兽，非常好色 3048 01:35:57,961 --> 01:35:59,792 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}对小泽超人上下其手 3049 01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:04,252 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他们调戏小泽超人两颗乳头 3050 01:36:04,425 --> 01:36:06,290 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还猴子偷桃！ 3051 01:36:07,387 --> 01:36:08,797 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}操你妈的，全都歪掉了 3052 01:36:08,972 --> 01:36:09,836 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}还是那招… 3053 01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:13,973 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}招、招、招… 3054 01:36:15,019 --> 01:36:16,350 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽超人，我问你… 3055 01:36:16,604 --> 01:36:19,346 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}到底地球有啥好，值得你去保护？ 3056 01:36:19,524 --> 01:36:20,309 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我他妈的怎会知道 3057 01:36:20,483 --> 01:36:22,223 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我是超人，就要保护地球啦！ 3058 01:36:22,694 --> 01:36:25,151 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}别跟他啰唆，先消灭他！ 3059 01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:26,151 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}靠！ 3060 01:36:26,322 --> 01:36:28,813 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽超人，地球这趟给你害死了 3061 01:36:28,992 --> 01:36:29,981 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你这混蛋，我真的忍你好久了 3062 01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:32,741 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你整天在指指点点，你下来打呀！ 3063 01:36:33,121 --> 01:36:35,407 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}操你妈的，整天只在上而坐着！ 3064 01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:36,950 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}王八蛋，操你呀！ 3065 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,331 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你说这些？ 3066 01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:39,911 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}等等，操你是行得通的 3067 01:38:35,451 --> 01:38:38,033 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}原来令女人最受用的秘技 3068 01:38:38,204 --> 01:38:40,160 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是男人的浪漫和细心 3069 01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:42,367 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最令女人融化的G点 3070 01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:43,748 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是在心里 3071 01:38:43,918 --> 01:38:45,658 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}而不在那某处 3072 01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:48,787 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽超人，我真他妈的佩服你！ 3073 01:39:43,102 --> 01:39:46,594 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽的AV不只冲出了地球 3074 01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:48,679 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}有去到宇宙的胸襟 3075 01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:52,859 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}表达了人类渴望和外星人和平相处 3076 01:39:53,696 --> 01:39:57,234 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}甚至合体的愿望 3077 01:39:57,742 --> 01:40:02,111 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}比长崎的又再推上一个层次 3078 01:40:02,747 --> 01:40:05,534 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}人类以后不会再怕怪兽 3079 01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:08,700 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真是来一只，操一只 3080 01:40:09,795 --> 01:40:11,660 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽的AV 3081 01:40:12,381 --> 01:40:15,873 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}完全驱除了多年来我们对怪兽的恐惧 3082 01:40:16,552 --> 01:40:20,136 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}最新消息，有正式销量宣布 3083 01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:23,048 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽的AV荣登销量第一 3084 01:40:24,727 --> 01:40:26,718 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}彻底击败长崎！ 3085 01:40:36,739 --> 01:40:38,195 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不可能的！ 3086 01:40:40,159 --> 01:40:41,569 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不可能的！ 3087 01:40:42,203 --> 01:40:43,739 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我现在正式宣布… 3088 01:40:44,580 --> 01:40:48,994 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这次的AV男优王者大对决，胜出的是… 3089 01:40:49,544 --> 01:40:52,001 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥！ 3090 01:41:01,097 --> 01:41:04,430 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}够了，快点下来跪下吧 3091 01:41:23,786 --> 01:41:26,198 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}请你下跪吧！ 3092 01:41:34,547 --> 01:41:36,959 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}跪呀！ 3093 01:41:48,352 --> 01:41:51,185 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}含呀！ 3094 01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:25,879 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}不是吧兄弟？ 3095 01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:27,630 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}这样就想过关？ 3096 01:42:29,310 --> 01:42:30,516 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}干嘛啦？ 3097 01:42:30,686 --> 01:42:31,892 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}拍电视节目而已 3098 01:42:32,063 --> 01:42:33,178 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}用不着那么认真吧 3099 01:42:33,356 --> 01:42:34,721 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真傻逼！ 3100 01:42:35,316 --> 01:42:36,772 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你这混蛋！ 3101 01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,859 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我今日所受的屈辱，将来… 3102 01:42:45,409 --> 01:42:47,525 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一定要你百倍奉还 3103 01:42:52,541 --> 01:42:53,621 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}赢了啦！ 3104 01:42:53,793 --> 01:42:54,248 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}当然啦 3105 01:42:54,418 --> 01:42:55,908 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}赢了啦！ 3106 01:42:56,879 --> 01:42:57,914 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}很开心吧？ 3107 01:42:58,631 --> 01:42:59,711 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}说点正经的… 3108 01:43:00,049 --> 01:43:02,040 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你有没有试过看我的AV打飞机呢？ 3109 01:43:02,843 --> 01:43:05,050 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}没有，当然没有啦！ 3110 01:43:05,554 --> 01:43:06,885 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}答得那么害羞？ 3111 01:43:07,348 --> 01:43:09,134 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}他妈的神经病，当然没有！ 3112 01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,549 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你是不是女人来的？ 3113 01:43:20,903 --> 01:43:21,892 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好！ 3114 01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:25,571 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽马利奥！ 3115 01:43:27,743 --> 01:43:29,358 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}别废话，一人一只呀！ 3116 01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:30,322 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}都签名了！ 3117 01:43:30,496 --> 01:43:31,326 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢！ 3118 01:43:31,497 --> 01:43:32,532 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}从今天开始 3119 01:43:32,707 --> 01:43:34,698 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们这里只卖正版DVD ! 3120 01:43:36,752 --> 01:43:38,959 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真走运，我这里本来也关门了 3121 01:43:39,171 --> 01:43:41,002 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}但他真屌丝，接手了 3122 01:43:41,340 --> 01:43:42,750 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}屌丝是好的 3123 01:43:43,175 --> 01:43:44,381 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}曾经有人跟我说过 3124 01:43:44,552 --> 01:43:45,917 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}我们是香港人… 3125 01:43:46,095 --> 01:43:47,756 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}无论遇到什么挫折也好 3126 01:43:47,930 --> 01:43:49,295 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}一定要硬！ 3127 01:43:49,473 --> 01:43:50,929 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}要硬！ 3128 01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:52,431 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}只要我们够硬… 3129 01:43:52,935 --> 01:43:54,926 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就没人可以动我们了！ 3130 01:44:00,276 --> 01:44:04,565 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哥儿哥儿哥儿哥儿哥～～ 3131 01:44:07,283 --> 01:44:08,443 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哥～～～ 3132 01:44:08,617 --> 01:44:11,233 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你现在是“现象级男优”呀 3133 01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:13,452 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}手真多… 3134 01:44:13,789 --> 01:44:14,744 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你双手在干什么？ 3135 01:44:14,915 --> 01:44:16,780 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}忍不住…忍不住… 3136 01:44:16,959 --> 01:44:19,666 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}Chotto Ma Te Yo爱心… 3137 01:44:31,182 --> 01:44:32,513 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}如果他射了 3138 01:44:32,725 --> 01:44:34,966 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}就可以圈一根橡皮筋在手上 3139 01:44:35,269 --> 01:44:37,760 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}现在他还没射，所以没有橡皮筋 3140 01:44:42,568 --> 01:44:46,402 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你好，我是中国来的神算 3141 01:44:46,572 --> 01:44:48,563 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}绰号“人算不如天算” 3142 01:44:48,741 --> 01:44:51,483 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}真名是陈可辛，你可以叫我Peter 3143 01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:53,196 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}Peter老师 3144 01:44:53,454 --> 01:44:54,660 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}是不是很帅？ 3145 01:44:54,872 --> 01:44:58,160 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}小泽老师，请你体罚我吧！ 3146 01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:01,533 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哗！ 3147 01:45:02,713 --> 01:45:04,203 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}搞什么？! 3148 01:45:04,882 --> 01:45:05,837 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}发生什么事？ 3149 01:45:06,008 --> 01:45:07,168 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}你女儿真混蛋 3150 01:45:07,343 --> 01:45:09,504 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}抓我的手，捏她的胸，成何体统！ 3151 01:45:11,388 --> 01:45:13,925 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}她那么过份？有没有我这么过份呀？ 3152 01:45:14,099 --> 01:45:16,340 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哗！你想怎样呀？哗！ 3153 01:45:25,736 --> 01:45:27,476 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢 3154 01:45:36,205 --> 01:45:38,821 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢大家！ 3155 01:45:41,710 --> 01:45:43,291 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}谢谢 3156 01:45:43,504 --> 01:45:46,587 {\pos(286,255)\fscx50}哗，好厚哦