1 00:01:37,193 --> 00:01:39,303 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 2 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:30,236 Penguin sighting! Man or myth? 3 00:05:30,428 --> 00:05:33,496 What is he? Today's edition. Another penguin sighting. 4 00:05:33,592 --> 00:05:36,182 Another penguin sighting! Check it out! 5 00:05:36,278 --> 00:05:40,689 Penguin man living in Gotham's sewers! Read all about the latest sighting! 6 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,786 May I have your attention, Gotham City? 7 00:05:47,978 --> 00:05:50,951 It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree. 8 00:05:55,554 --> 00:05:56,993 How about that? 9 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:15,406 Part man, part penguin! All horrifying! 10 00:06:16,173 --> 00:06:18,762 Find out for only 50 cents! Come on! 11 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:23,078 Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! Check it out! 12 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:24,804 Read about it! 13 00:06:27,298 --> 00:06:29,407 Missing link between man and bird. 14 00:06:29,503 --> 00:06:30,750 My dear boy... 15 00:06:30,942 --> 00:06:33,723 ...sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish. 16 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,025 Usually, it's a waste of time. 17 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:39,477 Whatever. Today's issue! "The Penguin: Man or myth?" 18 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:42,738 The Globe! Right here! 35 cents! 19 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,960 Well, here's hoping. 20 00:07:08,152 --> 00:07:11,700 With a little luck, Gotham will have its first merry Christmas in a long while. 21 00:07:11,892 --> 00:07:14,290 I feel almost vulgar in this Yuletide contest... 22 00:07:14,673 --> 00:07:16,783 ...mentioning the new power plant. 23 00:07:16,975 --> 00:07:20,619 But if we're to break ground we got to break ground, I'll need permits... 24 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:24,359 ...variances, tax incentives. That sort of pesky nonsense. 25 00:07:25,702 --> 00:07:27,141 Power plant? 26 00:07:27,332 --> 00:07:31,648 Max, all studies show we've got enough power to get us into the middle of the next century. 27 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:36,060 Analysts are talking growth at 1% per annum. Its not growth. That's a mild swelling. 28 00:07:37,786 --> 00:07:38,937 Imagine... 29 00:07:39,224 --> 00:07:40,663 ...a Gotham City... 30 00:07:41,334 --> 00:07:44,595 ...of the future, lit up like a blanket of stars... 31 00:07:45,074 --> 00:07:47,280 ...but blinking on and off... 32 00:07:47,664 --> 00:07:49,774 ...embarrassingly low on juice. 33 00:07:50,061 --> 00:07:51,308 Frankly... 34 00:07:51,979 --> 00:07:53,897 ...I cringe, Mr. Mayor. 35 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,733 Sorry, any plans youve got will have to go to the usual committees... 36 00:07:57,829 --> 00:07:59,747 ...through the usual channels. 37 00:07:59,781 --> 00:08:01,570 I have a suggestion. 38 00:08:09,146 --> 00:08:10,201 Well... 39 00:08:11,064 --> 00:08:13,845 ...actually, really, just more like a question. 40 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:19,216 I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Ms. Kyle. 41 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:21,997 In the plus column, though... 42 00:08:22,093 --> 00:08:23,819 ...she makes a hell of a cop of coffee. 43 00:08:32,162 --> 00:08:33,025 Dad. 44 00:08:33,985 --> 00:08:37,437 Mr. Mayor. Time to go down and bring joy to the masses. 45 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:49,425 "Actually, more like a question. " 46 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:51,247 You stupid corn dog. 47 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,124 Corn dog, corn dog. 48 00:09:20,114 --> 00:09:23,950 I have enough signatures from Shreck employees alone to warrant a recall. 49 00:09:24,141 --> 00:09:26,539 That's not a threat, just simple numbers. 50 00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:30,663 Maybe. But you dont have an issue Max and sure as hell don't have a candidate. 51 00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:33,923 Thank you very mutch, ladies and gentlemen. 52 00:09:34,787 --> 00:09:37,855 From those of us at City Hall to each and every one of you... 53 00:09:37,951 --> 00:09:39,390 ...happy holidays. 54 00:09:40,157 --> 00:09:44,473 We have with us a man who needs no introduction, he's given so much to our city. 55 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,596 Will you welcome please Gotham's own Santa Claus, Max Shreck. 56 00:10:09,311 --> 00:10:11,997 Pick up those contracts for Personnel and... 57 00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:14,874 ...pick up the dry cleaning and paper towels... 58 00:10:17,655 --> 00:10:18,518 Darn! 59 00:10:24,176 --> 00:10:25,615 I forgot my speech. 60 00:10:25,807 --> 00:10:28,300 Remind me to take it out on what's-her-name. 61 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,862 Santa Claus? 62 00:10:34,054 --> 00:10:35,397 Afraid not. 63 00:10:36,452 --> 00:10:38,945 I'm just a poor schmo. Got lucky. 64 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,726 Sue me... 65 00:10:42,302 --> 00:10:44,220 ...if I want to give some back. 66 00:10:47,097 --> 00:10:49,878 I only wish I could hand out more than just... 67 00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:51,700 ...expensive baubles. 68 00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:55,440 I wish I could hand out world peace... 69 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,317 ...and unconditional love... 70 00:10:59,852 --> 00:11:01,770 ...wrapped in a big bow. 71 00:11:03,304 --> 00:11:04,935 Oh, but you can. 72 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:07,140 Oh, but you will. 73 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:15,196 Merry Christmas. 74 00:11:28,143 --> 00:11:29,486 Great idea. 75 00:11:30,061 --> 00:11:31,212 Not mine. 76 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,862 What are you waiting for? The signal! 77 00:12:53,976 --> 00:12:56,949 We want the big guy! The guy who runs the show! 78 00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:00,689 What do you want? 79 00:13:00,785 --> 00:13:02,031 Not you! 80 00:13:02,894 --> 00:13:03,853 Shreck! 81 00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:06,155 You'll have to go through me. 82 00:13:07,977 --> 00:13:09,895 Dad, go! Save yourself! 83 00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:11,046 Dad, go! 84 00:15:00,662 --> 00:15:01,813 Shut up! 85 00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:12,267 Take one step closer, Mr. Manbat, and I'll- 86 00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:19,076 You missed. 87 00:15:31,735 --> 00:15:33,077 The Batman. 88 00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,667 Or is it just "Batman"? 89 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:41,421 Your choice, of course. 90 00:15:43,627 --> 00:15:45,065 Well, that was... 91 00:15:45,449 --> 00:15:46,696 ...very brief. 92 00:15:47,175 --> 00:15:49,285 Just like all the men in my life. 93 00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:51,299 What men? 94 00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:53,121 Well... 95 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,245 ...then again, there's you. But you need therapy. 96 00:16:18,056 --> 00:16:21,700 Thanks for saving the day, Batman. Im afraid the Circus Gang is back. 97 00:16:21,892 --> 00:16:23,043 We'll see. 98 00:16:23,138 --> 00:16:26,495 They almost made off with our mover and shaker, Max Shreck. But I... 99 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,180 Where is that insufferable son of a bitch? 100 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,477 I believe the word you're looking for is... 101 00:17:56,835 --> 00:17:59,520 Actually, this is all just a bad dream. 102 00:18:00,575 --> 00:18:02,397 You're at home in bed... 103 00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:05,370 ...heavily sedated, resting comfortably... 104 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:09,494 ...dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed... 105 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,947 ...in a lifetime of profiteering. 106 00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:14,577 Tragic irony... 107 00:18:14,769 --> 00:18:16,495 ...or poetic justice? 108 00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:18,125 You tell me. 109 00:18:19,276 --> 00:18:20,906 My God, it's true. 110 00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,304 Penguin Man of the sewer. 111 00:18:27,428 --> 00:18:29,442 Odd as it may seem, Max... 112 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,990 ...you and I have something in common: 113 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,497 We're both perceived as monsters. 114 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,156 But somehow... 115 00:18:44,402 --> 00:18:46,992 ...you're a well-respected monster... 116 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,293 ...and I am, to date... 117 00:18:50,252 --> 00:18:51,403 ...not! 118 00:18:51,691 --> 00:18:54,952 Frankly, I feel that's a bum rap. I'm a businessman. 119 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,678 Tough, yes. 120 00:18:56,774 --> 00:19:00,130 Shrewd, okay. But that does not make me a monster. 121 00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:03,007 Don't embarrass yourself, Max! 122 00:19:03,295 --> 00:19:05,117 I know all about you. 123 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,419 What you hide, I discover. 124 00:19:08,474 --> 00:19:10,488 What you put in your toilet... 125 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,461 ...I place on my mantle. Get the picture? 126 00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:16,242 Is that supposed to hypnotize me? 127 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,927 No, just give you a splitting headache. 128 00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:21,133 It's not working. 129 00:19:22,284 --> 00:19:23,914 Oh, you big baby! 130 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:25,736 Just blanks. 131 00:19:25,928 --> 00:19:28,901 Would I go through all this trouble tonight just to kill you? 132 00:19:29,093 --> 00:19:30,340 No, Max. 133 00:19:30,723 --> 00:19:33,121 I have an entirely other purpose. 134 00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:35,806 I'm ready, Max. 135 00:19:36,286 --> 00:19:38,491 I've been down here too long. 136 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,081 It's time for me to ascend... 137 00:19:41,752 --> 00:19:43,382 ...to re-emerge... 138 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,451 ...with your help... 139 00:19:46,547 --> 00:19:48,082 ...your know-how... 140 00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:49,808 ...your savvy. 141 00:19:50,575 --> 00:19:53,164 I wasn't born in the sewer, you know. 142 00:19:54,219 --> 00:19:55,658 I come from... 143 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,576 ...like you. 144 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,357 And, like you, I want some respect! 145 00:20:01,124 --> 00:20:03,522 A recognition of my basic humanity. 146 00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:05,728 But most of all... 147 00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:08,988 ...I want to find out who I am... 148 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,002 ...by finding my parents... 149 00:20:11,194 --> 00:20:13,208 ...learning my human name. 150 00:20:14,071 --> 00:20:17,811 Simple stuff that the good people of Gotham take for granted! 151 00:20:19,346 --> 00:20:20,401 And... 152 00:20:20,592 --> 00:20:23,278 ...exactly why am I going to help you? 153 00:20:25,004 --> 00:20:26,059 Well... 154 00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:32,005 Let's start. 155 00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,075 Let's see what we have in here. 156 00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:48,116 A batch of toxic waste... 157 00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:51,665 ...from your clean textile plant! 158 00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:55,597 There's a whole lagoon of this crud in the back! 159 00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,898 That could have come from anywhere. 160 00:20:58,282 --> 00:21:02,598 What about the documents that prove you own half of the firetraps in Gotham City? 161 00:21:02,885 --> 00:21:04,899 If there were such documents... 162 00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:06,817 ...that's not an admission... 163 00:21:06,913 --> 00:21:09,215 ...I wouldve seen through that they were shredded. 164 00:21:09,694 --> 00:21:11,037 Good idea. 165 00:21:12,284 --> 00:21:16,120 A lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference. 166 00:21:18,805 --> 00:21:20,244 By the way... 167 00:21:20,723 --> 00:21:23,025 ...how's Fred Atkins, your old partner? 168 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:24,367 Fred? 169 00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:27,053 Fred's actually... 170 00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:30,601 I believe he's on an extended vacation. He's good. 171 00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:35,108 Good. 172 00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:39,808 Hiya, Max. Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! 173 00:21:41,054 --> 00:21:43,452 Want to greet any other body parts? 174 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,466 Remember, Max... 175 00:21:45,658 --> 00:21:47,863 ...you flush it, I flaunt it. 176 00:21:49,398 --> 00:21:51,795 You know what, Mr. Penguin, sir? 177 00:21:56,878 --> 00:21:58,413 I think, perhaps... 178 00:21:58,605 --> 00:22:01,865 ...I could help orchestrate a little "Welcome Home" scenario for you. 179 00:22:01,961 --> 00:22:05,222 Once we're both back home, perhaps we could help each other. 180 00:22:06,373 --> 00:22:08,866 You won't regret this, Mr. Shreck. 181 00:22:16,442 --> 00:22:17,977 Honey, I'm home! 182 00:22:20,087 --> 00:22:22,388 Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. 183 00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:33,801 Miss Kitty. 184 00:22:35,239 --> 00:22:38,596 Back from more sexual escapades you refuse to share? 185 00:22:40,897 --> 00:22:42,624 Not that I'd ever pry. 186 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,884 Drink your dinner. 187 00:22:52,118 --> 00:22:53,269 What? 188 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,913 How can anyone be so pathetic? 189 00:22:58,352 --> 00:23:01,325 Yes, to you I seem pathetic, but I'm a working girl. 190 00:23:01,516 --> 00:23:05,161 Got to pay the rent. Maybe if you were chipping in instead of stepping out. 191 00:23:06,983 --> 00:23:10,339 Selina, dear, it's your mother. Just calling to say hello. 192 00:23:10,435 --> 00:23:11,778 Yeah, right, but... 193 00:23:11,874 --> 00:23:15,135 But I'm disappointed you're not coming home for Christmas. 194 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:18,587 I want to discuss just why you insist on languishing in Gotham City... 195 00:23:18,683 --> 00:23:20,601 ...as some lowly secretary. 196 00:23:20,697 --> 00:23:22,327 Lowly assistant. 197 00:23:24,149 --> 00:23:27,218 Selina, about that Christmas getaway we planned... 198 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:32,876 I'll be going alone. Dr. Shaw says I need to be my own person, not an appendage. 199 00:23:37,096 --> 00:23:38,631 Some appendage! 200 00:23:43,905 --> 00:23:47,550 The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine. 201 00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:52,441 I guess I should've let him win that last racquetball game. 202 00:23:52,824 --> 00:23:53,783 Hello... 203 00:23:53,879 --> 00:23:55,318 ...Selina Kyle. 204 00:23:55,509 --> 00:23:58,770 We're calling to tell you about exciting, new Gotham Lady perfume. 205 00:23:58,866 --> 00:24:03,277 It makes women feel like women... and the men have no complaints either. 206 00:24:05,483 --> 00:24:09,895 This is yourself calling to remind you to come all the way back to the office... 207 00:24:11,237 --> 00:24:14,690 - ... and let you remember the Bruce Wayne file... - You stupid corn dog! 208 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:34,925 Working late? 209 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:41,159 I'm just boning up for your Bruce Wayne meeting in the morning. 210 00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:45,187 I pulled all the files on the proposed power plant... 211 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:51,708 ...and Mr. Wayne's hoped-for investment. And I even opened the protected files- 212 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,202 How industrious! 213 00:24:55,832 --> 00:24:58,038 How did you open the protected files? 214 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,148 May I ask? 215 00:25:05,518 --> 00:25:09,642 I figured your password was "Geraldo," your Chihuahua, and it was. 216 00:25:17,026 --> 00:25:21,150 This is all very interesting, though a bit on the technical side... 217 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:26,808 I mean about how the power plant is a power plant in name only... 218 00:25:27,096 --> 00:25:30,357 ...since, in fact, it's going to be a big, giant... 219 00:25:30,836 --> 00:25:32,850 ...big, giant... capacitor. 220 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:39,276 And, instead of generating power, it'll be sucking power from... 221 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:41,481 ...Gotham City... 222 00:25:42,632 --> 00:25:44,071 ...and storing it... 223 00:25:44,742 --> 00:25:46,277 ...stockpiling it... 224 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:49,537 ...which is a very novel approach, I'd say. 225 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,853 Who'd you say this to? 226 00:25:57,401 --> 00:25:58,360 Nobody. 227 00:26:04,402 --> 00:26:06,800 What did curiosity do to the cat? 228 00:26:08,909 --> 00:26:10,252 I'm no cat. 229 00:26:11,115 --> 00:26:12,937 I'm just an assistant. 230 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:14,472 A secretary. 231 00:26:14,951 --> 00:26:16,773 And a very good one. 232 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:18,787 Too good? 233 00:26:19,938 --> 00:26:20,993 Listen... 234 00:26:21,089 --> 00:26:23,199 ...it's our secret. Honest. 235 00:26:23,391 --> 00:26:26,172 How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless? 236 00:26:26,268 --> 00:26:27,706 This power plant... 237 00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:30,871 ...is my legacy. It's what I leave behind. 238 00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:32,214 For Chip. 239 00:26:32,597 --> 00:26:34,611 Nothing must prevent that. 240 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:41,708 Okey, go ahead. Intimidate me. Bully me, if it makes you feel big. 241 00:26:42,188 --> 00:26:44,106 It's not like you can just kill me! 242 00:26:44,489 --> 00:26:46,791 Actually, it's a lot like that. 243 00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:06,547 For a second, you really frightened me. 244 00:27:16,808 --> 00:27:17,959 Really? 245 00:28:30,557 --> 00:28:31,804 Honey, I'm home! 246 00:28:34,969 --> 00:28:36,983 Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. 247 00:29:11,411 --> 00:29:14,097 Selina, this is your mother. Call me. 248 00:29:15,248 --> 00:29:18,988 Selina, this is your mother. Why haven't you called me back? 249 00:29:19,659 --> 00:29:21,385 Hello, Selina Kyle. 250 00:29:22,153 --> 00:29:25,476 We're just calling to make sure you've tried Gotham Lady perfume. 251 00:29:25,509 --> 00:29:29,633 One whiff of this at the office and your boss will be asking you to stay after work... 252 00:29:29,825 --> 00:29:32,414 ...for a candlelight staff meeting for two. 253 00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:36,442 Gotham Lady perfume. Exclusively at Shreck's department store. 254 00:32:14,009 --> 00:32:17,174 I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel... 255 00:32:17,941 --> 00:32:19,668 ...so much yummier. 256 00:32:37,505 --> 00:32:39,040 Ladies and gentlemen: 257 00:32:40,862 --> 00:32:45,561 I stand before you once again to denounce the urban chaos we live with in our city. 258 00:32:46,712 --> 00:32:48,151 It's got to stop. 259 00:32:48,247 --> 00:32:51,219 And It's going to stop! Our community is coming apart... 260 00:32:51,411 --> 00:32:54,576 ...in a season when it should be coming together. 261 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:58,124 I don't care what the cynics may say. This is the Christmas season... 262 00:32:58,220 --> 00:32:59,755 ...and should be a time of healing. 263 00:32:59,851 --> 00:33:02,344 And I tell you that not only as an official... 264 00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:05,221 ...but as a husband and a father. 265 00:33:05,605 --> 00:33:08,002 Last night's violence won't happen again. 266 00:33:11,263 --> 00:33:14,140 I'm not realle born for speeches, so I'lljust say, "Thanks. " 267 00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:24,785 No... It's the hideous Penguin Man. 268 00:33:25,265 --> 00:33:27,854 Here, take the baby. Just don't hurt me, please! 269 00:34:18,586 --> 00:34:22,518 This was the remarkable scene only minutes ago in Gotham Plaza. 270 00:34:22,614 --> 00:34:26,067 The mysterious Penguin saving the life of the mayor's baby... 271 00:34:26,163 --> 00:34:29,807 ...and announcing his presence to the world. - All I want in return... 272 00:34:30,574 --> 00:34:32,205 ...is a chance... 273 00:34:32,492 --> 00:34:34,506 ...to find my mom and dad. 274 00:34:36,232 --> 00:34:38,726 A chance to find out who they are... 275 00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:41,315 ...and thusly... 276 00:34:41,603 --> 00:34:43,042 ...who I am. 277 00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:45,055 And then... 278 00:34:45,343 --> 00:34:47,069 ...with my parents... 279 00:34:47,357 --> 00:34:49,467 ...try to understand... why. 280 00:34:50,906 --> 00:34:54,262 Why they did what I guess they felt they had to do... 281 00:34:56,372 --> 00:34:58,002 ...to a child... 282 00:34:58,578 --> 00:35:00,208 ...who was born... 283 00:35:03,085 --> 00:35:04,907 ...a little different. 284 00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:07,784 A child... 285 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,757 ...who spent his first Christmas... 286 00:35:11,716 --> 00:35:13,443 ...and many since... 287 00:35:14,977 --> 00:35:16,224 ...in a sewer. 288 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:18,525 Mr. Wayne? Something wrong? 289 00:35:21,978 --> 00:35:23,129 His parents. 290 00:35:23,225 --> 00:35:25,526 This scene, direct from Gotham Plaza. 291 00:35:26,869 --> 00:35:28,499 I hope he finds them. 292 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:33,294 Here he is, standing alongside Gotham's leading citizen, Max Shreck. 293 00:35:33,486 --> 00:35:36,171 How about a statement? People want to know. 294 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:49,694 - Penguin's not to be disturbed! - It's a public place! 295 00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:52,187 - Walk. Now. Move. - Freedom of the press! 296 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:53,817 Wait a minute. 297 00:35:54,872 --> 00:35:58,037 What about the freedom to rediscover your roots... 298 00:35:58,517 --> 00:36:00,435 ...with dignity and privacy? 299 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,832 Is the Penguin a personal friend? 300 00:36:03,024 --> 00:36:06,572 Yes he's a personal friend of this whole city, so have a heart. 301 00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:09,449 Give the Constitution a rest. It's Christmas. 302 00:36:47,331 --> 00:36:50,975 "Red Triangle Circus put on a swell show with fierce lions. 303 00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:57,305 "Circus returns for a two-week... 304 00:36:57,592 --> 00:36:59,031 "Kids will love... " 305 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:00,565 Thanks. 306 00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:05,648 It's cold! 307 00:37:05,744 --> 00:37:07,087 It's vichyssoise. 308 00:37:08,238 --> 00:37:09,868 It's supposed to be cold. 309 00:37:12,361 --> 00:37:15,526 "Circus is back with a freak show, may not be suitable for kids... 310 00:37:15,622 --> 00:37:17,540 "... featuring a poodle lady... 311 00:37:17,828 --> 00:37:19,746 "... the world's fattest man... 312 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,047 "... and Aquatic Bird Boy. " 313 00:37:23,102 --> 00:37:24,925 Why are you now determined to prove... 314 00:37:24,973 --> 00:37:28,569 ...that this Penguin is not what he seems? 315 00:37:28,952 --> 00:37:31,925 Must you be the only lonely "man-beast" in town? 316 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:34,131 "The circus folded its tents yesterday... 317 00:37:34,227 --> 00:37:37,296 "... after reports of missing children in several towns. 318 00:37:37,488 --> 00:37:40,365 "Police have closed down the Red Triangle fairgrounds. 319 00:37:40,461 --> 00:37:44,009 "However, at least one freak-show performer vanished before... 320 00:37:44,489 --> 00:37:46,503 "... he could be questioned. " 321 00:37:48,229 --> 00:37:50,147 I suppose you feel better now sir. 322 00:37:52,832 --> 00:37:53,791 No. 323 00:37:55,038 --> 00:37:56,956 Actually, I feel worse. 324 00:38:14,698 --> 00:38:16,136 Why're you still out? 325 00:38:16,232 --> 00:38:19,972 Are you concerned about that strange, heroic Penguin person? 326 00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:23,904 I think he knows who his parents are. 327 00:38:25,727 --> 00:38:27,453 There's something else. 328 00:40:18,891 --> 00:40:20,104 Mr. Penguin... 329 00:40:20,138 --> 00:40:22,727 A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! 330 00:40:24,358 --> 00:40:25,700 I am a man! 331 00:40:26,851 --> 00:40:28,290 I have a name! 332 00:40:32,126 --> 00:40:33,756 Oswald Cobblepot! 333 00:40:35,578 --> 00:40:38,264 Mr Cobblepot. You'll never get a chance to settle with them? 334 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,771 True. 335 00:40:43,730 --> 00:40:45,936 I was their "Number-One" son... 336 00:40:46,223 --> 00:40:48,717 ...and they treated me like number two. 337 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:51,978 But it's human nature to fear... 338 00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:54,759 ...the unusual. 339 00:40:55,718 --> 00:40:56,964 Perhaps... 340 00:40:57,444 --> 00:40:58,883 ...when I held my... 341 00:40:59,074 --> 00:41:00,992 ...Tiffany baby rattle... 342 00:41:01,951 --> 00:41:03,965 ...with a shiny flipper... 343 00:41:04,349 --> 00:41:06,746 ...instead of five chubby digits... 344 00:41:08,281 --> 00:41:09,815 ...they freaked. 345 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:15,186 But I forgive them. 346 00:41:16,816 --> 00:41:19,693 "Penguin forgives parents! 'I'm at peace with myself and the world! 347 00:41:19,789 --> 00:41:22,187 "'Don't need hands as long as you got heart. 348 00:41:22,379 --> 00:41:25,447 "'My heart is filled with love. I feel five feet tall. "' 349 00:41:25,543 --> 00:41:29,284 - He's like a frog that became a prince. - No, he's more like a penguin. 350 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,956 Now, now, pretty little thing. 351 00:41:37,339 --> 00:41:38,874 Nice and easy. 352 00:41:42,998 --> 00:41:47,505 I just love a big, strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size. 353 00:41:49,903 --> 00:41:52,108 Be gentle, it's my first time. 354 00:41:59,013 --> 00:42:00,452 Tic-tac-toe. 355 00:42:05,726 --> 00:42:07,836 You make it so easy, don't you? 356 00:42:08,316 --> 00:42:11,001 Always waiting for some Batman to save you. 357 00:42:13,686 --> 00:42:15,317 I am Catwoman... 358 00:42:16,372 --> 00:42:18,002 ...hear me roar. 359 00:42:31,812 --> 00:42:35,648 I'd offer you coffee, but my assistant is using her vacation time. 360 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,443 Good time. Anyone but the bandits'll be slacking off till after the New Year anyway. 361 00:42:40,923 --> 00:42:43,032 I'm not sure I like the inference, Bruce. 362 00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,950 Im sorry Max. I didn't realize I made one. 363 00:42:49,554 --> 00:42:53,486 I'm pushing this power plant now because it'll cost more later. 364 00:42:53,965 --> 00:42:56,171 A million saved is a million earned. 365 00:42:56,938 --> 00:42:59,623 I commissioned this report. I thought you might want to take a look at it. 366 00:43:01,925 --> 00:43:05,474 The point is Max, Gotham City has a power surplus. I'm sure you know that. 367 00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:07,487 My question is: 368 00:43:08,446 --> 00:43:09,501 What's your angle? 369 00:43:09,597 --> 00:43:12,091 "Power surplus?" Bruce, shame on you! 370 00:43:12,954 --> 00:43:16,119 No such thing. One can never have too much power. 371 00:43:16,406 --> 00:43:19,859 If my life has a meaning, that's the meaning. 372 00:43:20,434 --> 00:43:25,133 Yeah well, I'll fight you on this. I've already spoken to the mayor and we agree. 373 00:43:25,229 --> 00:43:26,668 Mayors come and go. 374 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:28,682 Blue bloods tire easy. 375 00:43:28,970 --> 00:43:31,367 You think you could go 15 rounds with Muhammad Shreck? 376 00:43:31,559 --> 00:43:33,477 Well I guess we'll got to find out. 377 00:43:33,765 --> 00:43:36,642 Of course, I don't have a crime boss like Cobblepot in my corner. 378 00:43:36,738 --> 00:43:39,039 "Crime boss?" Shows what you know... 379 00:43:39,135 --> 00:43:41,916 ..."Mr. To-The-Manor-Born- With-A-Silver-Spoon. " 380 00:43:42,012 --> 00:43:44,122 Oswald is Gotham's new golden boy. 381 00:43:44,410 --> 00:43:48,150 If his parents hadn't 86'ed him, you'd have been bunkies at prep school. 382 00:43:48,184 --> 00:43:51,890 Oswald controls the Red Triangle Gang. I can't prove it yet, but we both- 383 00:43:52,082 --> 00:43:54,575 Wayne, I'll not stand for mud-slinging in this office. 384 00:43:54,767 --> 00:43:58,028 If my assistant was here, she already wouldve escorted you out- 385 00:43:58,124 --> 00:43:59,562 Anywhere he wants. 386 00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:03,494 Preferably some nightspot grotto... 387 00:44:03,590 --> 00:44:04,549 ...or... 388 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,755 ...secluded hideaway. 389 00:44:08,673 --> 00:44:09,920 Nice suit. 390 00:44:15,962 --> 00:44:20,085 That's my name, don't wear it out or I'll make you buy me a new one. 391 00:44:24,209 --> 00:44:25,744 This is Bruce... 392 00:44:26,127 --> 00:44:27,182 ...Wayne. 393 00:44:27,949 --> 00:44:29,004 Yeah we've met. 394 00:44:29,484 --> 00:44:30,443 Have we? 395 00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:33,608 No, I'm sorry. I mistook me for somebody else. 396 00:44:35,046 --> 00:44:36,677 You mean, "mistook me. " 397 00:44:37,444 --> 00:44:39,362 Isn't that what I said? 398 00:44:40,033 --> 00:44:41,568 I don't think so. 399 00:44:42,910 --> 00:44:44,061 What happened? 400 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:48,089 Did you hurt yourself... on that ski slope? 401 00:44:49,623 --> 00:44:52,788 Is that why you cut short your vacation? Came back? 402 00:44:55,953 --> 00:44:57,391 It's a blur. 403 00:44:58,734 --> 00:45:03,146 Not complete amnesia. I remember Sister Mary Margaret puking in church... 404 00:45:04,009 --> 00:45:06,406 ...and Betsy Riley saying it was morning sickness. 405 00:45:06,502 --> 00:45:09,571 And I remember the time I forgot to wear my underpants to school... 406 00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:13,311 ...and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedburg. 407 00:45:14,270 --> 00:45:15,805 He's dead now. 408 00:45:16,092 --> 00:45:17,531 But last night... 409 00:45:17,723 --> 00:45:19,449 ...complete blur. 410 00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:22,997 Couldn't you just die? 411 00:45:26,929 --> 00:45:28,176 Please... 412 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,861 ...show out Mr. Wayne. 413 00:45:31,245 --> 00:45:32,492 With pleasure. 414 00:45:34,889 --> 00:45:36,711 Your coat, Mr. Wayne. 415 00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:53,207 You don't seem like the type who does business with mr Shreck. 416 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,892 No. You don't seem like the type to take orders from him. 417 00:45:55,988 --> 00:45:57,330 Well, that's a... 418 00:45:57,522 --> 00:45:59,057 ...long story. 419 00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:01,838 I could free up some time. 420 00:46:03,564 --> 00:46:05,482 - I'm listed. - I'm tempted. 421 00:46:05,674 --> 00:46:06,921 I'm working. 422 00:46:08,167 --> 00:46:09,318 I'm leaving. 423 00:46:09,798 --> 00:46:11,716 You buy that blurry business? 424 00:46:11,908 --> 00:46:12,962 Women. 425 00:46:13,346 --> 00:46:15,168 Nothing surprises me... 426 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:17,374 ...except your late mother. 427 00:46:17,949 --> 00:46:20,635 Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage? 428 00:46:20,826 --> 00:46:22,265 Bottom line? 429 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:26,485 If she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out of a higher window. 430 00:46:26,581 --> 00:46:27,731 Meantime... 431 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:30,033 ...I've got badder fish to fry. 432 00:46:41,158 --> 00:46:42,404 Oswald... 433 00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:44,322 ...it's Max. 434 00:46:57,077 --> 00:46:58,420 You're home? 435 00:47:05,517 --> 00:47:06,860 How've you been? 436 00:47:08,394 --> 00:47:10,216 Your extended family? 437 00:47:10,696 --> 00:47:12,230 Good to have a family. 438 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:16,066 I'd mutch rather not be disturbed now. 439 00:47:16,354 --> 00:47:19,135 Come on downstairs, Oswald. I have a surprise. 440 00:47:19,327 --> 00:47:21,245 I don't like surprises. 441 00:47:37,548 --> 00:47:38,507 Come on. 442 00:47:50,975 --> 00:47:52,221 Don't peek. 443 00:47:54,235 --> 00:47:55,674 You'll spoil it. 444 00:48:18,019 --> 00:48:21,855 Yes adulation is a cross to bear. God knows I know. 445 00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,787 But someone's got to supplant our standing in the way of progress, Mayor. 446 00:48:25,883 --> 00:48:29,240 And don't deny it, Mr. Cobblepot, you've got the magic. 447 00:48:29,431 --> 00:48:32,788 Your charisma's bigger than both of us. Come on down. 448 00:48:34,802 --> 00:48:35,953 Mayor? 449 00:48:37,104 --> 00:48:38,254 Mayor. 450 00:48:40,172 --> 00:48:43,241 Elections happen in November. It's late December. 451 00:48:43,433 --> 00:48:44,680 Don't worry. 452 00:48:44,872 --> 00:48:48,324 I want you to meet Jen and Josh, my image consultants. 453 00:48:49,763 --> 00:48:50,913 Here. 454 00:48:51,105 --> 00:48:53,023 Reclaim your birthright. 455 00:48:55,517 --> 00:48:56,764 I'm Jen. 456 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,436 Okay, let's see. What I'd like to do first is to put these little glovethings on you. 457 00:49:04,819 --> 00:49:07,696 Our research tells us that voters like fingers. 458 00:49:07,792 --> 00:49:10,286 So if we were to just lose this... 459 00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,738 We'll do it another time. 460 00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:18,629 Not a lot of reflective surfaces down in the sewer, huh? 461 00:49:29,562 --> 00:49:31,480 Still, it could be worse. 462 00:49:32,151 --> 00:49:34,453 My nose could be gushing blood. 463 00:49:38,001 --> 00:49:40,687 Your nose could be... What do you mean by that? 464 00:49:44,811 --> 00:49:46,729 Everybody, back to work! 465 00:49:47,496 --> 00:49:48,934 Let's make... 466 00:49:49,606 --> 00:49:50,948 ...a mayor! 467 00:49:56,319 --> 00:49:59,196 You're right, we missed the regularly scheduled election... 468 00:49:59,388 --> 00:50:01,977 ...but elected officials can be recalled, impeached... 469 00:50:02,073 --> 00:50:04,662 ...given the boot. Look at Nixon, Agnew. 470 00:50:04,758 --> 00:50:06,293 Then think of you... 471 00:50:06,389 --> 00:50:09,074 ...Oswald Cobblepot, filling the void. 472 00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:11,471 I'd like to fill her void. 473 00:50:13,869 --> 00:50:17,993 We'll need signatures to overturn the ballot. I can supply those. 474 00:50:18,568 --> 00:50:22,308 - Teach her my French flipper trick. - We need one more thing. 475 00:50:24,610 --> 00:50:25,953 A platform? 476 00:50:27,391 --> 00:50:31,611 Stop global warming. Start global cooling. Make the world an icebox. 477 00:50:31,994 --> 00:50:36,118 I like it. But to get the mayor recalled, we must have a catalyst trigger. 478 00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:38,899 "You're doing great, Mayor Cobblepot. " 479 00:50:39,475 --> 00:50:42,160 "Your table is ready, Mayor Cobblepot. " 480 00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:45,996 "I need you, Oswald. I need you now! " 481 00:50:47,339 --> 00:50:50,791 "That's the biggest parasol I've ever seen. " 482 00:50:51,654 --> 00:50:55,682 Soon an incident like the Gulf of Tonkin, or the Reichstag fire... 483 00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:05,273 You want my old friends up there... 484 00:51:05,464 --> 00:51:07,958 ...to drive the mayor into a foaming frenzy? 485 00:51:08,150 --> 00:51:09,972 - Exactly. - Sounds fun. 486 00:51:10,739 --> 00:51:11,794 But... 487 00:51:12,561 --> 00:51:15,055 ...I mustn't get sidetracked, Maxie. 488 00:51:15,534 --> 00:51:17,548 I have my own things to tend to. 489 00:51:17,932 --> 00:51:21,288 "Sidetracked?" This is your chance to fulfill your destiny... 490 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,878 ...that your parents carelessly discarded. 491 00:51:27,714 --> 00:51:29,632 Reclaim my birthright, you mean? 492 00:51:29,824 --> 00:51:32,701 Imagine, as mayor, you have the ear of the media... 493 00:51:32,988 --> 00:51:35,674 ...access to the captains of industry... 494 00:51:36,249 --> 00:51:38,071 ...unlimited poontang. 495 00:51:41,524 --> 00:51:43,825 You drive a hard bargain, Maxie. 496 00:51:45,072 --> 00:51:46,894 All right, I'll be mayor. 497 00:51:50,730 --> 00:51:52,361 Burn, baby, burn! 498 00:54:27,914 --> 00:54:29,928 - Who is she? - What is she? 499 00:54:30,312 --> 00:54:33,189 I don't know whether to open fire or fall in love. 500 00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:35,299 You poor guys. 501 00:54:35,490 --> 00:54:38,655 Always confusing your pistols with your privates. 502 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:43,546 Don't hurt us lady. Our take-home's less than $300. 503 00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:45,560 You're overpaid. Hit the road. 504 00:55:03,110 --> 00:55:04,932 Go ahead and hit me. 505 00:55:41,663 --> 00:55:43,389 Admiring your handiwork? 506 00:55:45,499 --> 00:55:47,417 Touring the riot scene. 507 00:55:48,856 --> 00:55:51,349 Gravely assessing the devastation. 508 00:55:53,363 --> 00:55:55,281 "Upstanding-Mayor" stuff. 509 00:55:59,309 --> 00:56:00,843 You're not the mayor. 510 00:56:02,665 --> 00:56:04,104 Things change. 511 00:56:06,022 --> 00:56:07,461 What do you want? 512 00:56:08,228 --> 00:56:10,050 The direct approach. 513 00:56:10,338 --> 00:56:12,831 I admire that in a man with a mask. 514 00:56:17,626 --> 00:56:20,312 You don't really think you'll win, do you? 515 00:56:22,997 --> 00:56:24,435 Things change. 516 00:56:48,603 --> 00:56:50,808 I saw her first. Got to fly. 517 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,390 How could you? I'm a woman! 518 00:57:41,157 --> 00:57:42,308 I'm sorry. 519 00:57:55,830 --> 00:58:00,433 As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. 520 00:58:01,105 --> 00:58:03,694 Life's a bitch, now so am I. 521 00:58:19,614 --> 00:58:20,765 Who are you? 522 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:23,258 Who's the man behind the bat? 523 00:58:25,176 --> 00:58:27,190 Maybe you can help me find... 524 00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:29,108 ...the woman... 525 00:58:29,684 --> 00:58:31,218 ...behind the cat. 526 00:58:33,903 --> 00:58:35,534 No, that's not you. 527 00:58:39,082 --> 00:58:40,329 There you are. 528 00:58:55,673 --> 00:58:57,495 Saved by Kitty Litter. 529 00:59:01,427 --> 00:59:02,578 Bastard! 530 00:59:19,265 --> 00:59:20,224 Alfred... 531 00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:23,389 ...bring me some antiseptic ointment. 532 00:59:23,581 --> 00:59:25,691 Coming. Are you in pain, sir? 533 00:59:28,376 --> 00:59:29,718 Not really. 534 00:59:51,105 --> 00:59:53,694 I may have saved the mayor's baby... 535 00:59:55,228 --> 00:59:57,626 ...but I refuse to save a mayor... 536 00:59:57,818 --> 01:00:00,407 ...who stood by, helpless as a baby... 537 01:00:00,791 --> 01:00:04,627 ...while Gotham was ravaged by a disease... 538 01:00:04,723 --> 01:00:08,847 ...that turned Eagle Scouts into crazed clowns... 539 01:00:09,326 --> 01:00:12,683 ...and happy homemakers into catwomen. 540 01:00:13,450 --> 01:00:14,409 Thank you. 541 01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:22,273 Oswald Cobblepot, the mystery man-beast, today made his bid to run Gotham. 542 01:00:24,479 --> 01:00:28,986 Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have. 543 01:00:29,370 --> 01:00:31,767 And you're the hottest young person... 544 01:00:31,863 --> 01:00:34,740 ...a role model could have. 545 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:37,617 Here. 546 01:00:38,385 --> 01:00:40,303 Wear a button. 547 01:00:40,974 --> 01:00:43,851 Let me just get it on here. 548 01:00:47,495 --> 01:00:48,838 Thank you. 549 01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:57,757 This mayor stuff is not about power, it's about reaching out to people... 550 01:00:57,949 --> 01:00:59,963 ...touching people, groping people. 551 01:01:00,058 --> 01:01:01,881 - Penguin- - My name is not Penguin! 552 01:01:01,976 --> 01:01:04,182 It's Oswald Cobblepot. 553 01:01:04,374 --> 01:01:07,827 Oswald, there's somebody here to see you. 554 01:01:15,115 --> 01:01:17,704 Just the pussy I've been looking for. 555 01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:24,034 It's chilly in here. 556 01:01:25,089 --> 01:01:26,432 I'll warm you. 557 01:01:26,815 --> 01:01:28,254 Down, Oswald. 558 01:01:30,459 --> 01:01:31,898 We need to talk. 559 01:01:31,994 --> 01:01:33,337 You see... 560 01:01:33,528 --> 01:01:36,118 ...you and I have something in common. 561 01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:37,940 Sounds familiar. 562 01:01:38,419 --> 01:01:40,433 Appetite for destruction? 563 01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:42,927 Contempt for the czars of fashion? 564 01:01:43,214 --> 01:01:44,941 Wait, don't tell me. 565 01:01:45,132 --> 01:01:47,051 Naked sexual charisma? 566 01:01:48,489 --> 01:01:49,736 Batman. 567 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:52,901 The thorn in both our sides. 568 01:01:53,572 --> 01:01:55,586 The fly in our ointment. 569 01:01:56,161 --> 01:01:57,408 Ointment? 570 01:01:57,983 --> 01:02:00,765 I've got scented and unscented. 571 01:02:00,798 --> 01:02:02,395 I'll come back later. 572 01:02:02,874 --> 01:02:06,615 Perchance, are you a registered voter? I'm a mayoral prospect. 573 01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:09,012 I have but one pet cause today: 574 01:02:09,971 --> 01:02:11,410 Ban the Bat. 575 01:02:11,889 --> 01:02:15,821 Oh, him again. No bother. He's already history. Check it out. 576 01:02:16,493 --> 01:02:20,712 We'll disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels. 577 01:02:24,069 --> 01:02:26,466 He'd have even more power as a martyr. 578 01:02:26,658 --> 01:02:30,974 To destroy Batman, we must first turn him into what he hates the most. 579 01:02:31,549 --> 01:02:32,892 Namely, us. 580 01:02:34,810 --> 01:02:36,057 Frame him? 581 01:02:36,248 --> 01:02:39,221 Not even in office yet and already an enemies list. 582 01:02:41,044 --> 01:02:43,537 Those names are not for prying eyes. 583 01:02:45,359 --> 01:02:48,044 Why should I trust some catbroad anyway? 584 01:02:49,195 --> 01:02:53,127 Maybe you're a screwed-up sorority chick getting back at her daddy... 585 01:02:53,319 --> 01:02:56,771 ...for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet-sixteen. 586 01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:14,609 Nice birdie. 587 01:03:29,378 --> 01:03:30,817 Nice kitty. 588 01:03:31,296 --> 01:03:32,639 Nice kitty. 589 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,078 Batman napalmed my arm. 590 01:03:41,654 --> 01:03:45,682 He knocked me off a building just when I started to feel good about myself. 591 01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:48,751 I want to play an integral part in his degradation. 592 01:03:52,778 --> 01:03:54,409 A plan is forming. 593 01:04:02,177 --> 01:04:03,424 I want in. 594 01:04:05,629 --> 01:04:08,794 The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all... 595 01:04:10,808 --> 01:04:11,767 ...dirty. 596 01:04:15,699 --> 01:04:18,672 Maybe I'll just give myself a bath right here. 597 01:04:29,125 --> 01:04:30,948 I challenge the mayor... 598 01:04:31,139 --> 01:04:34,784 ...to re-light the Christmas tree in Gotham Plaza tomorrow night. 599 01:04:35,934 --> 01:04:40,442 Sir, shall we change the channel to a program with some dignity and class? 600 01:04:41,017 --> 01:04:43,127 The Love Connection perhaps? 601 01:04:45,525 --> 01:04:47,634 ...not that I have any faith in the mayor. 602 01:04:47,730 --> 01:04:49,457 But I hope and pray... 603 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,183 ...that Batman... 604 01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:54,060 ...will be present to preserve the peace. 605 01:04:55,403 --> 01:04:56,458 Subtle. 606 01:04:59,910 --> 01:05:01,732 Why are you doing this? 607 01:05:03,938 --> 01:05:04,993 Selina? 608 01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:09,308 Im sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 609 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:12,090 Scare me? No, I was just scaring myself. 610 01:05:12,857 --> 01:05:14,775 I don't see how, but... 611 01:05:15,063 --> 01:05:18,227 Anyway, It's nice to see you in the real world, away from Shreck. 612 01:05:18,611 --> 01:05:21,296 Yeah well... It's nice to be here. 613 01:05:24,557 --> 01:05:25,900 Are you all right? 614 01:05:27,818 --> 01:05:30,886 You look like you have the holiday blues or something. 615 01:05:33,572 --> 01:05:36,449 Boy, the news these days. 616 01:05:36,545 --> 01:05:38,079 Weird! 617 01:05:39,134 --> 01:05:43,162 I heard on TV that Catwoman is thought to weigh 140 pounds. 618 01:05:44,217 --> 01:05:46,327 I dont know how these hacks sleep at night? 619 01:05:46,423 --> 01:05:49,108 It's not even accurate. "Batman blows it"? 620 01:05:49,491 --> 01:05:52,369 He probably saved millions of dollars in property damage alone. 621 01:05:53,615 --> 01:05:57,164 You're not going there are you the re-lighting of the tree thing? 622 01:05:57,355 --> 01:06:00,328 No, I wouldn't be caught dead there. 623 01:06:00,712 --> 01:06:03,877 It's going to be a hot time in the cold town tonight. 624 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:08,960 You got kind of a dark side, don't you? 625 01:06:09,151 --> 01:06:11,261 No darker than yours, Bruce. 626 01:06:14,618 --> 01:06:17,543 Listen, why don't you come over and we can watch together on TV? 627 01:06:17,591 --> 01:06:20,660 What? The tree-lighting ceremony. 628 01:06:20,852 --> 01:06:23,920 I can't. I have to be somewhere tonight. 629 01:06:24,016 --> 01:06:26,414 How about if you come over and we have a dinner, lets say five? 630 01:06:26,606 --> 01:06:27,852 Let's say six? 631 01:06:29,003 --> 01:06:29,737 Okey, five. 632 01:06:29,770 --> 01:06:31,209 Five. You and me. 633 01:06:38,593 --> 01:06:41,566 The tree lights up and then I push the button. 634 01:06:41,854 --> 01:06:43,005 No, no, wait, wait, wait. 635 01:06:43,197 --> 01:06:45,978 I press the button, and then the tree lights up. 636 01:06:48,184 --> 01:06:49,622 Who are you? 637 01:06:50,102 --> 01:06:51,540 Talent scout. 638 01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:53,362 Come in. 639 01:06:53,938 --> 01:06:57,486 I don't just light trees. I'm an actress as well. 640 01:06:59,212 --> 01:07:02,089 What is that thing? A camera or something? 641 01:07:02,665 --> 01:07:04,391 Say, "Cheese! " 642 01:07:05,638 --> 01:07:07,172 Cheese. 643 01:07:17,817 --> 01:07:18,968 Thanks, Alfred. 644 01:07:20,886 --> 01:07:23,476 I'm sure he's wonderful company... 645 01:07:23,572 --> 01:07:26,736 ...but doesn't the "gold-plated-bachelor" bit get a little stale? 646 01:07:27,983 --> 01:07:31,627 A lot like the "lonely-secretary" syndrome, I guess. 647 01:07:31,723 --> 01:07:33,450 Executive Assistant. 648 01:07:33,737 --> 01:07:34,696 Oh, sorry. 649 01:07:37,861 --> 01:07:39,204 Secretary. 650 01:07:43,519 --> 01:07:45,054 Any girlfriend? 651 01:07:47,739 --> 01:07:48,890 Sure. 652 01:07:50,041 --> 01:07:51,959 You mean, as in serious? 653 01:07:53,205 --> 01:07:55,028 No. Had one, didn't work. 654 01:07:55,411 --> 01:07:57,425 What went wrong? Hang on! 655 01:07:57,617 --> 01:07:58,960 I think I know! 656 01:07:59,439 --> 01:08:01,069 You kept things from her. 657 01:08:01,165 --> 01:08:02,700 I told her everything. 658 01:08:03,851 --> 01:08:05,481 The truth frightened her? 659 01:08:05,577 --> 01:08:07,495 There are two truths... 660 01:08:09,221 --> 01:08:10,564 ...you know? 661 01:08:10,851 --> 01:08:14,112 She had trouble reconciling them because I had trouble... 662 01:08:15,359 --> 01:08:16,893 ...reconciling them. 663 01:08:20,729 --> 01:08:21,976 Vicki thought- 664 01:08:22,072 --> 01:08:23,031 Vicki? 665 01:08:24,086 --> 01:08:25,908 Ice skater or stewardess? 666 01:08:27,922 --> 01:08:30,224 No, she was a photojournalist. 667 01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:33,293 Was Vicki right about your... 668 01:08:33,484 --> 01:08:35,211 ...difficulty with duality? 669 01:08:39,047 --> 01:08:40,293 You see... 670 01:08:41,157 --> 01:08:43,170 ...if I say yes, then... 671 01:08:44,801 --> 01:08:46,815 ...you'll think of me as a... 672 01:08:47,007 --> 01:08:49,692 ...Norman Bates, a Ted Bundy type and... 673 01:08:57,748 --> 01:08:59,666 You might not let me kiss you. 674 01:09:02,351 --> 01:09:05,612 It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down. 675 01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:08,776 Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed. 676 01:09:47,233 --> 01:09:48,480 I can't do that. 677 01:09:48,672 --> 01:09:49,918 Neither can I. 678 01:09:50,014 --> 01:09:53,467 This is a special bulletin. The Ice Princess has been kidnapped. 679 01:09:54,522 --> 01:09:59,509 Can you confirm reports of Batman's suspected involvement in the abduction? 680 01:09:59,605 --> 01:10:02,194 The evidence is purely circumstantial. 681 01:10:02,578 --> 01:10:06,989 This was found, stained with blood, in the missing girl's dressing room. 682 01:10:08,523 --> 01:10:10,825 - I must go. - No, it's your house. 683 01:10:11,209 --> 01:10:15,908 Hold on. Just sit for a second okey and relax. I'll be right back. 684 01:10:24,923 --> 01:10:27,176 - Alfred. I've got to go to the plaza. - I saw it! 685 01:10:27,224 --> 01:10:30,389 - Yeah I know, he is begging me to show. - Which is why I hoped you'd snub him. 686 01:10:30,485 --> 01:10:33,938 I can't. There's been a kidnapping. Here's what I want you to do. 687 01:10:34,033 --> 01:10:34,993 Shit! 688 01:10:38,637 --> 01:10:43,432 Tell Selina, you know, Ms. Kyle, tell her I had to go out of town. 689 01:10:43,528 --> 01:10:46,309 Tell her that a big business deal came up... You know what? 690 01:10:46,884 --> 01:10:50,720 Let her know, not in some dumb "be-my-girlfriend" kind of way- 691 01:10:50,912 --> 01:10:52,734 I will relay the message. 692 01:10:56,954 --> 01:10:59,448 Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that- 693 01:10:59,831 --> 01:11:01,174 Bruce, yes... 694 01:11:02,421 --> 01:11:04,243 Would you tell him... 695 01:11:04,435 --> 01:11:07,599 ...I've been going through... a lot of changes and... 696 01:11:09,517 --> 01:11:10,956 No. Just that... 697 01:11:11,148 --> 01:11:13,066 ...this is not a rejection... 698 01:11:13,545 --> 01:11:15,176 ...my abruptly leaving. 699 01:11:15,367 --> 01:11:17,669 In fact, he makes me feel the way... 700 01:11:18,244 --> 01:11:19,971 ...I hope I really am. 701 01:11:20,642 --> 01:11:25,917 No, could you just make up a sonnet or something, a dirty limerick? 702 01:11:26,013 --> 01:11:27,835 One has just sprung to mind. 703 01:11:29,081 --> 01:11:30,520 This way, ma'am. 704 01:12:29,308 --> 01:12:30,842 Ladies and Gentlemen. 705 01:12:31,034 --> 01:12:34,391 Ladies and gentlemen please, if I can have your attention for just a minute? 706 01:12:35,733 --> 01:12:37,939 Now folks, I know that to many of you... 707 01:12:38,227 --> 01:12:41,200 ...Gotham seems a bit beleaguered these days. 708 01:12:41,871 --> 01:12:44,269 But I want you to know that your elected officials... 709 01:12:44,365 --> 01:12:46,379 ...and your police department... 710 01:12:46,475 --> 01:12:48,872 ...have the situation well in hand. 711 01:13:46,989 --> 01:13:47,996 Got to hurry. 712 01:13:48,029 --> 01:13:48,969 Thank you. 713 01:13:49,003 --> 01:13:50,825 It was set up to look like I did it. 714 01:13:50,921 --> 01:13:54,373 I'll tell the police I was kidnapped by an ugly birdman with fish breath. 715 01:13:54,469 --> 01:13:56,004 Did somebody say fish? 716 01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:58,401 I haven't been fed all day. 717 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:00,511 Eat floor. 718 01:14:01,950 --> 01:14:03,100 High fiber. 719 01:14:04,155 --> 01:14:05,498 Hey, stud... 720 01:14:05,594 --> 01:14:08,759 - ... I thought we had something together. - We do. 721 01:14:24,103 --> 01:14:26,692 Got to go. Girl talk. 722 01:14:53,161 --> 01:14:57,285 She let me go. I think 'cause I reasoned with her, girl-to-girl. 723 01:14:58,436 --> 01:15:01,121 Be careful. Don't move. 724 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:03,902 Lawn dart! 725 01:15:07,834 --> 01:15:09,944 Rats with wings, do your thing. 726 01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:18,000 Batman pushed the Princess! 727 01:15:32,961 --> 01:15:36,030 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 728 01:15:48,593 --> 01:15:50,895 You're catnip to a girl like me. 729 01:15:52,141 --> 01:15:53,772 Handsome, dazed... 730 01:15:55,114 --> 01:15:56,841 ...and to die for. 731 01:16:04,417 --> 01:16:06,814 Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. 732 01:16:07,582 --> 01:16:09,020 But a kiss... 733 01:16:09,308 --> 01:16:11,705 ...can be even deadlier if you mean it. 734 01:16:20,816 --> 01:16:23,597 You're the second man who's killed me this week. 735 01:16:23,789 --> 01:16:25,707 But I've got seven lives left. 736 01:16:25,899 --> 01:16:27,242 I tried to save you- 737 01:16:27,337 --> 01:16:30,406 Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead. 738 01:16:30,790 --> 01:16:32,516 Or deeply resentful. 739 01:16:33,475 --> 01:16:35,297 Maybe you should retire. 740 01:16:57,355 --> 01:16:58,506 Damn. 741 01:17:32,167 --> 01:17:33,606 Outstanding! 742 01:17:34,277 --> 01:17:36,483 You're Beauty and the Beast... 743 01:17:36,962 --> 01:17:40,607 ...in one luscious Christmas gift pack. 744 01:17:40,799 --> 01:17:43,196 You said you were going to scare the Ice Princess. 745 01:17:43,230 --> 01:17:45,306 She looked pretty scared to me. 746 01:17:47,512 --> 01:17:49,334 A touch of the bubbly? 747 01:17:53,074 --> 01:17:55,088 So what are we waiting for? 748 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,541 Let's consummate our fiendish union. 749 01:17:58,636 --> 01:18:00,171 What are you talking about? 750 01:18:00,363 --> 01:18:01,609 Oh, come on. 751 01:18:02,089 --> 01:18:03,623 Can't you picture? 752 01:18:03,815 --> 01:18:05,829 It's dark in the mayor's mansion. 753 01:18:06,213 --> 01:18:10,336 I'm bushed, so here you come into the bedroom... 754 01:18:10,528 --> 01:18:12,542 ...twitching your little tail... 755 01:18:12,638 --> 01:18:16,043 ...my slippers in one hand, a dry martini in the other. 756 01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:17,146 Oh please. 757 01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:19,639 I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. 758 01:18:19,735 --> 01:18:24,530 You lousy minx! I should have you spayed! You sent out all the signals! 759 01:18:24,626 --> 01:18:26,928 I don't think I like you anymore! 760 01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:36,518 Good-bye, my unintended. 761 01:18:36,997 --> 01:18:38,244 Go to heaven. 762 01:19:35,498 --> 01:19:36,649 There he is! 763 01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:40,868 Don't adjust your sets. 764 01:19:41,060 --> 01:19:42,307 Welcome... 765 01:19:42,594 --> 01:19:46,431 ...to the Oswald Cobblepot School of Driving. 766 01:19:46,814 --> 01:19:50,075 Gentlemen, start your screaming. 767 01:20:21,818 --> 01:20:25,846 This may be a bad time to mention it, but my license has expired! 768 01:20:42,342 --> 01:20:43,301 Just relax. 769 01:20:43,492 --> 01:20:47,712 I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham! 770 01:21:32,786 --> 01:21:36,718 You got to admit I played this stinking city, like a harp from hell! 771 01:21:56,090 --> 01:21:58,392 Helpless old lady at 12 o clock high! 772 01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:35,506 That's funny. 773 01:22:43,946 --> 01:22:45,576 Now I'm a little worried. 774 01:23:11,374 --> 01:23:13,867 So he survived. Whats to worry? 775 01:23:13,963 --> 01:23:17,703 He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control! 776 01:23:17,799 --> 01:23:21,539 The point is, listen to them. They've lost faith in old symbols. 777 01:23:21,635 --> 01:23:24,512 They're ready to bond with you, the icon of the future. 778 01:23:24,608 --> 01:23:26,430 If it works, don't fix it. 779 01:23:26,718 --> 01:23:29,020 We'll celebrate tonight at my annual mascerade ball. 780 01:23:29,116 --> 01:23:31,034 Shreck and Cobblepot... 781 01:23:31,705 --> 01:23:34,294 ...the visionary alliance. 782 01:23:52,612 --> 01:23:54,338 When it came time... 783 01:23:54,722 --> 01:23:58,462 ...to ensure the safety of our fair city... 784 01:23:59,037 --> 01:24:01,243 ...did the mayor have a plan? 785 01:24:02,106 --> 01:24:03,065 No! 786 01:24:04,504 --> 01:24:07,189 He relied on a man. 787 01:24:08,148 --> 01:24:10,354 A Batman. 788 01:24:10,641 --> 01:24:14,573 A ticking time-bomb of a costumed freak... 789 01:24:14,669 --> 01:24:17,450 Our prime concern is this ghastly grotesque. 790 01:24:18,026 --> 01:24:21,095 But let's not forget about repairing the Batmobile. 791 01:24:21,382 --> 01:24:23,204 There's security to consider. 792 01:24:23,492 --> 01:24:27,232 Its not if though we can take it to any old Joe´ss body shop. Is it? 793 01:24:27,424 --> 01:24:28,479 Security? 794 01:24:28,671 --> 01:24:30,877 Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave? 795 01:24:30,973 --> 01:24:35,096 I'm siting there and working, I turn around and there she is. "Hi, Vick. Come on in. " 796 01:24:44,111 --> 01:24:46,317 - Ready? - I think I'll take the stairs. 797 01:25:07,128 --> 01:25:11,539 You ask... am I up here for personal glory? 798 01:25:12,402 --> 01:25:13,457 No. 799 01:25:25,829 --> 01:25:28,418 The glory that I yearn to recapture... 800 01:25:29,665 --> 01:25:31,679 ...is the glory of Gotham! 801 01:25:49,133 --> 01:25:52,298 How can this be accomplished? 802 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:54,887 I know... 803 01:25:55,558 --> 01:25:58,052 ...you're all concerned. 804 01:25:59,394 --> 01:26:00,545 Hey just relax. 805 01:26:01,217 --> 01:26:07,354 I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham. 806 01:26:12,533 --> 01:26:14,068 I didn't say that. 807 01:26:16,369 --> 01:26:20,301 You got to admit I played this stinking city... 808 01:26:20,397 --> 01:26:22,411 ...like a harp from hell! 809 01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:25,384 You got to admit... 810 01:26:25,576 --> 01:26:29,891 ...I played this stinking city like a harp from hell! 811 01:27:20,144 --> 01:27:24,460 Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech? 812 01:27:46,901 --> 01:27:48,339 There he is! 813 01:28:18,549 --> 01:28:19,891 My babies. 814 01:28:21,138 --> 01:28:22,768 Did you miss me? 815 01:28:36,195 --> 01:28:37,729 Did you miss me? 816 01:28:39,359 --> 01:28:41,182 Great speech, Oswald. 817 01:28:42,332 --> 01:28:44,250 My name is not Oswald! 818 01:28:44,826 --> 01:28:46,264 It's Penguin! 819 01:28:46,552 --> 01:28:48,470 I am not a human being! 820 01:28:48,854 --> 01:28:52,019 I am an animal. Cold-blooded! 821 01:28:52,498 --> 01:28:53,937 Crank the A.C.! 822 01:28:54,128 --> 01:28:56,814 Where are my lists? Bring me the names! 823 01:28:57,869 --> 01:28:59,211 It's time. 824 01:28:59,499 --> 01:29:03,719 These are the names of the first-born sons of Gotham City. 825 01:29:03,815 --> 01:29:05,349 Just like I was. 826 01:29:05,733 --> 01:29:09,569 And like me, a terrible fate waits for them. 827 01:29:10,432 --> 01:29:13,501 Tonight, while their parents party... 828 01:29:13,788 --> 01:29:16,186 ...they'll be dreaming away... 829 01:29:16,282 --> 01:29:18,296 ...in their safe cribs... 830 01:29:18,488 --> 01:29:20,310 ...their soft beds... 831 01:29:20,693 --> 01:29:22,707 ...and we'll snatch them... 832 01:29:22,899 --> 01:29:24,817 ...carry them into the sewer... 833 01:29:25,009 --> 01:29:29,133 ...and toss them into a deep, dark, watery grave. 834 01:29:30,092 --> 01:29:31,243 Penguin? 835 01:29:31,914 --> 01:29:34,311 Killing sleeping children... 836 01:29:34,407 --> 01:29:36,421 ...isn't that a little... 837 01:29:45,916 --> 01:29:47,450 No, it's a lot. 838 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,287 A reminder. 839 01:29:58,479 --> 01:30:02,699 Tonight is that loathsome party hosted by the odious Mr. Shreck. 840 01:30:02,794 --> 01:30:05,863 May we RSVP in the resoundingly negative? 841 01:30:06,055 --> 01:30:07,206 Not interested. 842 01:30:09,316 --> 01:30:10,563 Although... 843 01:30:13,248 --> 01:30:14,878 ...Selina Kyle might be there. 844 01:30:37,127 --> 01:30:38,758 Ingenious costume. 845 01:30:39,141 --> 01:30:40,580 Let me guess. 846 01:30:40,772 --> 01:30:42,690 Trust-fund goody-goody? 847 01:30:43,937 --> 01:30:45,375 Feeling good? 848 01:30:46,334 --> 01:30:49,595 You almost made a monster the mayor of Gotham City. 849 01:30:49,978 --> 01:30:52,184 I am the light of this city... 850 01:30:52,568 --> 01:30:54,965 ...and I am its mean, twisted soul. 851 01:30:55,349 --> 01:30:56,979 Does it matter who's mayor? 852 01:30:57,075 --> 01:30:58,226 It does to me. 853 01:30:58,610 --> 01:30:59,760 Yawn. 854 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:38,793 Listen I'm sorry about yesterday, but I had... 855 01:31:38,889 --> 01:31:42,533 ...a pretty big deal come through. Fall through, actually. 856 01:31:42,629 --> 01:31:45,410 It's okay. I had to go home and feed my cat. 857 01:31:53,753 --> 01:31:55,288 No hard feelings then? 858 01:31:57,685 --> 01:31:59,124 Actually... 859 01:32:01,138 --> 01:32:02,960 ...semi-hard, I'd say. 860 01:32:08,906 --> 01:32:13,222 There's a big, comfy California King over in Bedding. 861 01:32:13,797 --> 01:32:15,331 What do you say... 862 01:32:16,482 --> 01:32:18,208 We take off our costumes? 863 01:32:22,524 --> 01:32:24,058 I guess I'm tired of wearing masks. 864 01:32:24,442 --> 01:32:25,689 Me too. 865 01:32:27,031 --> 01:32:28,758 Let me ask you something. 866 01:32:30,292 --> 01:32:31,731 Why'd you come tonight? 867 01:32:32,498 --> 01:32:34,128 - You first. - To see you. 868 01:32:36,430 --> 01:32:37,389 Thats lovely. 869 01:32:39,307 --> 01:32:43,047 And I really wish I could say the same, but I came for Max. 870 01:32:44,965 --> 01:32:46,500 Do you mean you... 871 01:32:46,883 --> 01:32:48,130 Not you and Max? 872 01:32:49,568 --> 01:32:50,911 Me and Max? 873 01:32:57,432 --> 01:32:58,967 No. This and Max. 874 01:33:02,036 --> 01:33:06,927 Don't give me a killing Max won't solve anything speech, because it will. 875 01:33:07,214 --> 01:33:11,051 Aren't you tired of this sanctimonious robber baron... 876 01:33:11,146 --> 01:33:13,160 ...allways coming out on top when he should be six feet under? 877 01:33:13,256 --> 01:33:17,284 You may have problems with your boss, but who do you think you are? 878 01:33:20,161 --> 01:33:22,847 I don't know anymore, Bruce. 879 01:33:36,273 --> 01:33:38,287 A kiss under the mistletoe. 880 01:33:41,452 --> 01:33:43,561 "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. " 881 01:33:43,595 --> 01:33:45,767 "But a kiss can be even deadlier... 882 01:33:48,165 --> 01:33:49,603 "... if you mean it. " 883 01:33:59,481 --> 01:34:00,920 Oh, my God. 884 01:34:01,783 --> 01:34:04,180 Does this mean we have to start fighting? 885 01:34:05,235 --> 01:34:06,770 Let's go outside. 886 01:34:41,103 --> 01:34:43,117 - Are you okay? - I'm all right. 887 01:34:50,981 --> 01:34:52,803 You didn't invite me... 888 01:34:52,995 --> 01:34:54,625 ...so I crashed! 889 01:34:58,078 --> 01:34:59,037 What do you want? 890 01:34:59,132 --> 01:35:00,955 Right now, my troops... 891 01:35:01,146 --> 01:35:03,352 ...are fanning out across town... 892 01:35:03,544 --> 01:35:05,366 ...for your children! 893 01:35:05,558 --> 01:35:06,517 Yes! 894 01:35:06,709 --> 01:35:09,298 For your first-born sons! 895 01:35:09,586 --> 01:35:12,175 The ones you left defenseless at home... 896 01:35:12,463 --> 01:35:14,765 ...so you could dress up like jerks... 897 01:35:14,798 --> 01:35:17,546 ...get juiced and dance... 898 01:35:17,642 --> 01:35:18,888 ...badly! 899 01:35:23,492 --> 01:35:25,601 I've personally come... 900 01:35:25,793 --> 01:35:27,999 ...for Gotham's favorite son... 901 01:35:28,287 --> 01:35:29,917 ...Mr. Chip Shreck. 902 01:35:31,547 --> 01:35:34,520 You're coming with me, you Great White Dope... 903 01:35:34,808 --> 01:35:37,397 ...to die, way down in the sewer! 904 01:35:37,781 --> 01:35:42,097 Not Chip. If you have any human feeling, take me instead. 905 01:35:43,343 --> 01:35:45,357 I don't. So, no! 906 01:35:45,645 --> 01:35:46,604 I'm the one you want. 907 01:35:46,796 --> 01:35:50,632 Ask yourself, Isn't it Max Shreck who manipulated and betrayed you? 908 01:35:50,824 --> 01:35:53,221 Isn't it Max, not Chip... 909 01:35:53,509 --> 01:35:57,537 ...you want to see immersed to his eyeballs in raw sewage? 910 01:36:02,140 --> 01:36:03,579 Okay, you got a point. 911 01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:06,264 I'll let the little prince live, for now. 912 01:36:06,744 --> 01:36:07,894 In the duck! 913 01:36:33,788 --> 01:36:35,802 This is going to be good... 914 01:36:36,569 --> 01:36:41,364 ...to cut down a whole crop of Gotham's most promising... 915 01:36:41,652 --> 01:36:43,378 ...before their prime. 916 01:36:45,392 --> 01:36:48,269 You ask me... how do I lure them in? 917 01:36:51,722 --> 01:36:54,215 A little "Pied Penguin" action. 918 01:36:56,709 --> 01:36:59,298 And you get to watch them sink... 919 01:36:59,394 --> 01:37:01,600 ...into a deep puddle... 920 01:37:01,791 --> 01:37:04,381 ...of your industrial by-products. 921 01:37:04,573 --> 01:37:05,723 Then... 922 01:37:05,915 --> 01:37:07,450 ...you join them. 923 01:37:39,961 --> 01:37:42,934 Would you hurry up and get those kids loaded allready. 924 01:37:51,565 --> 01:37:53,483 Right this way, kiddies. 925 01:37:54,058 --> 01:37:55,497 Come with me. 926 01:38:11,321 --> 01:38:13,526 So where are all the children? 927 01:38:17,362 --> 01:38:18,609 "Dear Penguin: 928 01:38:18,801 --> 01:38:21,870 "The children regret they're unable to attend. 929 01:38:22,349 --> 01:38:23,596 "Batman! " 930 01:38:36,639 --> 01:38:38,269 My dear penguins... 931 01:38:39,612 --> 01:38:42,872 ...we stand on a great threshold! 932 01:38:43,448 --> 01:38:45,749 It's okay to be scared! 933 01:38:46,037 --> 01:38:48,627 Many of you won't be coming back. 934 01:38:48,722 --> 01:38:50,449 Thanks to Batman... 935 01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:52,846 ...the time has come... 936 01:38:53,038 --> 01:38:55,436 ...to punish all God's children! 937 01:38:56,874 --> 01:39:00,135 First-, second-, third- and fourth-born! 938 01:39:00,710 --> 01:39:02,149 Why be biased? 939 01:39:02,245 --> 01:39:03,971 Male and female! 940 01:39:04,834 --> 01:39:07,136 Hell, the sexes are equal... 941 01:39:07,711 --> 01:39:09,821 ...with their erogenous zones... 942 01:39:10,013 --> 01:39:12,027 ...blown sky-high! 943 01:39:14,232 --> 01:39:15,383 Forward... 944 01:39:16,630 --> 01:39:17,781 ...march! 945 01:39:18,164 --> 01:39:21,233 The liberation of Gotham... 946 01:39:21,425 --> 01:39:23,823 ...has begun! 947 01:40:06,116 --> 01:40:08,321 The penguins are moving above ground. 948 01:40:32,681 --> 01:40:34,119 Penguin army... 949 01:40:34,311 --> 01:40:38,435 ...approaching launch destination at Gotham Plaza. 950 01:40:39,010 --> 01:40:41,216 One minute until ignition. 951 01:40:41,312 --> 01:40:43,517 They wouldn't put me on a pedestal... 952 01:40:43,709 --> 01:40:46,299 ...so I'm laying them on a slab! 953 01:40:47,162 --> 01:40:50,135 Penguins seem to be converging on Gotham Plaza. 954 01:41:12,096 --> 01:41:15,069 Thirty seconds until ignition. 955 01:41:16,316 --> 01:41:19,385 Estimated casualties after launch: 956 01:41:20,056 --> 01:41:22,070 100,000 people. 957 01:41:24,755 --> 01:41:28,016 The penguins have reached Gotham Square. 958 01:41:46,046 --> 01:41:48,539 Fifteen seconds to ignition. 959 01:41:50,841 --> 01:41:52,663 Ready when you are, sir. 960 01:41:54,389 --> 01:41:56,020 I've got the coordinates. 961 01:42:03,596 --> 01:42:05,226 Let's turn them around. 962 01:42:13,378 --> 01:42:14,816 Something is wrong. 963 01:42:16,543 --> 01:42:19,228 Something hasjammed the signal. 964 01:42:28,339 --> 01:42:30,640 They seem to be turning around. 965 01:43:00,466 --> 01:43:03,439 There is also something coming this way. 966 01:43:04,110 --> 01:43:06,508 Very large. Very fast. 967 01:43:21,660 --> 01:43:23,866 Who's there? 968 01:43:29,908 --> 01:43:32,114 I'm homing in on the signal's origin. 969 01:44:45,287 --> 01:44:48,548 You're jealous because I'm a genuine freak... 970 01:44:48,644 --> 01:44:50,849 ...and you have to wear a mask! 971 01:44:50,945 --> 01:44:53,247 You might be right. 972 01:44:54,781 --> 01:44:59,481 But what it all comes down to is: Who's holding the umbrella? 973 01:45:24,032 --> 01:45:25,662 My babies! 974 01:46:58,783 --> 01:47:03,099 I don't know what you want, but I know I can get it for you, with a minimum of fuss. 975 01:47:04,825 --> 01:47:05,880 Money. 976 01:47:06,359 --> 01:47:07,127 Jewels. 977 01:47:07,318 --> 01:47:09,812 A very big ball of string. 978 01:47:13,168 --> 01:47:14,703 Your blood, Max. 979 01:47:14,895 --> 01:47:17,004 I gave at the office. 980 01:47:17,100 --> 01:47:19,882 A half-pint. I'm talking gallons. 981 01:47:19,977 --> 01:47:20,841 Let's make a deal! 982 01:47:20,936 --> 01:47:22,855 Other than my blood, what can I do for you? 983 01:47:22,950 --> 01:47:25,156 Sorry, Max. A die for a die. 984 01:47:36,377 --> 01:47:38,391 You're not just saving a life- 985 01:47:38,487 --> 01:47:40,309 Shut up. You're going to jail. 986 01:47:41,460 --> 01:47:45,775 Don't be naive. The law doesn't apply to people like him... or us. 987 01:47:45,871 --> 01:47:47,597 Wrong on both counts. 988 01:47:57,283 --> 01:47:58,434 Why doing this? 989 01:48:02,366 --> 01:48:04,188 Let's just take him to the police. 990 01:48:05,819 --> 01:48:07,449 Then we can go home... 991 01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:09,655 ...together. 992 01:48:15,505 --> 01:48:16,943 Selina... 993 01:48:20,108 --> 01:48:21,739 ...don't you see? 994 01:48:22,698 --> 01:48:24,040 We're the same. 995 01:48:26,054 --> 01:48:27,493 We're the same. 996 01:48:28,931 --> 01:48:30,082 Split... 997 01:48:30,274 --> 01:48:32,288 ...right down the center. 998 01:48:51,660 --> 01:48:54,153 Selina... please. 999 01:48:55,017 --> 01:48:56,167 Bruce... 1000 01:48:56,935 --> 01:49:00,675 ...I would love to live with you in your castle... 1001 01:49:02,017 --> 01:49:04,607 ...forever, just like in a fairy tale. 1002 01:49:10,745 --> 01:49:14,677 I just couldn't live with myself. So don't pretend this is a happy ending. 1003 01:49:16,595 --> 01:49:18,513 Selina Kyle. 1004 01:49:18,896 --> 01:49:20,623 You're fired. 1005 01:49:21,006 --> 01:49:22,636 And Bruce Wayne... 1006 01:49:22,732 --> 01:49:24,842 ...why are you dressed up like Batman? 1007 01:49:24,938 --> 01:49:27,815 Because he is Batman, you moron! 1008 01:49:28,678 --> 01:49:29,925 Was. 1009 01:49:32,131 --> 01:49:33,090 Don't. 1010 01:49:33,282 --> 01:49:37,022 You killed me, the Penguin killed me, Batman killed me. 1011 01:49:37,118 --> 01:49:39,899 Three lives down. Got enough to finish me off? 1012 01:49:39,995 --> 01:49:41,529 One way to find out. 1013 01:49:45,173 --> 01:49:46,133 Four. 1014 01:49:46,228 --> 01:49:47,283 Five. 1015 01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:52,078 Still alive! 1016 01:50:01,189 --> 01:50:02,436 Six. 1017 01:50:02,724 --> 01:50:03,779 Seven. 1018 01:50:03,874 --> 01:50:06,560 All good girls go to heaven. 1019 01:50:11,834 --> 01:50:13,369 Two lives left. 1020 01:50:15,287 --> 01:50:17,780 I think I'll save one for next Christmas. 1021 01:50:20,178 --> 01:50:22,096 But in the meantime... 1022 01:50:23,726 --> 01:50:25,932 ...how about a kiss, Santie Claus? 1023 01:51:53,299 --> 01:51:54,258 Shit! 1024 01:51:54,833 --> 01:51:56,847 I picked a cute one. 1025 01:51:59,820 --> 01:52:02,026 The heat's getting to me. 1026 01:52:02,889 --> 01:52:05,574 I'll murder you momentarily. 1027 01:52:07,205 --> 01:52:08,835 But first... 1028 01:52:09,123 --> 01:52:11,616 ...I need a cool drink... 1029 01:52:11,904 --> 01:52:14,302 ...of ice water. 1030 01:53:51,259 --> 01:53:52,985 Alfred, stop the car. 1031 01:55:10,666 --> 01:55:12,008 Well, come what may... 1032 01:55:12,488 --> 01:55:14,406 ...Merry Christmas, Mr. Wayne. 1033 01:55:15,365 --> 01:55:17,379 Merry Christmas, Alfred. 1034 01:55:18,626 --> 01:55:20,544 Goodwill toward men. 1035 01:55:22,654 --> 01:55:23,804 And women. 1036 01:55:51,232 --> 01:55:53,726 Subtitles by: Miro