- Yeah, man, it's due tomorrow. - Yeah, yeah. No, it's good.
- Come on, we're gonna be late. - I gotta get to gym.
Man, Professor Xavier's gonna ground me for the rest of my life.
Mr. Daniels, could we talk for a moment, please?
Admittedly, I asked for a report on the Star Wars Program.
However, I wasn't talking about the movie.
- But I like movies. - Which is fine...
...but I was expecting a report on the national space defense system.
Yeah, I sort of figured that out by my grade.
Hey, look, man, is there anything I can do to make this up? Extra credit? Anything?
Perhaps there is something.
A digi-cam! How cool is that?
You know, Evan, current events can mean a lot of things...
...including things that are important to people your age.
They don't have to be huge, just have to mean a lot to you.
How would you like to do a film report on that?
- You mean it? - You got it. Here.
Project is due at the end of the week. I suggest you get started.
I'm on it. And thanks for the second chance, Mr. V.
Cool! Instant rewind, digital zoom.
Hey, I can even see the institute through this thing.
Hello, Logan.
Evan!
Man, don't scare me like that. I almost toothpicked you.
Image inducer's on the fritz.
I gotta get back to the institute before someone sees me.
And that means missing our shop class.
- No prob. I'll catch it on tape for you. - Cool! Then I'm out of here.
And action.
I didn't swipe your stupid novel.
Oh, right. Like, I suppose it just got into your gym locker by accident?
You loaned it to Kurt and he loaned it to me! I was gonna give it back.
Oh, right. Like... Oh, sorry. Could I be any klutzier?
No problem. Let me help.
Hey, I feel like such a dork. I mean, I should look where I'm going.
And enter the love interest.
Here you go.
Thank you, Jason.
"Thank you, Jason. "
It's Kitty, right?
Yeah, Kitty. That's right. Yeah. Hi.
Oh, I already said that. What you doing?
I am definitely gonna be ill.
Hanging posters.
Auditions for the play are tomorrow. You're gonna try out, right?
- We need girls who can sing and dance. - So, like, what part do you play?
I'm the male lead.
You're gonna be Dracula? Cool. Well, then, duh.
I mean, yeah, sure. Of course I'm gonna totally try out.
Great. Well, then I'll see you tomorrow.
Just when I thought you could not possibly get more pathetic.
At least I've got a hope of getting cast, unlike you.
Time to get up-close and personal.
Think about it. I was made for this play.
Hey! What are you playing at, porcupine?
It's cool. I'm just doing an assignment for Vandermeir's class.
I better not see my face on that tape or they're gonna be calling you Spyke-less.
Yeah. Hey, look, don't worry about it. So are you guys gonna audition for this?
- Well, I am. - Yeah, me too.
Cool. Oh, yeah. Character conflict.
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
And now for an Evan's-eye view of what it means to be a truly thrashing street skater.
- Hey! - Watch it!
Hey, I can even see the institute through this thing.
Man, somebody is looking for some trouble!
What?
Oh, man. I hope it isn't busted.
It seems to be okay.
What's up, Daniels?
What do you want, Tolansky? Look, I'm busy here.
I heard about your movie. Check me out.
Style, charisma, the Toad's got it all, yo. So start shooting already.
Take a hike, Tolansky. I got too much respect for my craft.
Oh, man. Not again.
Up and at them, little man. Breakfast in 10.
- And what's this? - It's a school project.
I'm recording current events from the Evan Daniels perspective.
I don't mind the Evan Daniels perspective.
But I don't think a Spyke-eye view is such a good idea.
Yeah, I see what you mean.
I think you better let us take a look at your film before you turn it in. Understand?
Yeah. Sure, Auntie O.
Maybe the red.
No.
Maybe the...
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey, get that camera out of my face now!
Hey, touchy-touchy! Wasn't that interesting anyway.
Let's see if I can find some real action around here.
Field Battle Training Sim 7, activate.
Watch your back!
Now, that's reality TV.
Whoa, awesome!
No! Look out!
What do you think you're doing here, bub?
Those things could've taken your empty head right off!
- I was just trying to get... - Give me that thing!
Hey! Give it back!
Oh, man! Why'd you do that?
Let's just say you got on my bad side. Now, what else you got on this machine?
Thanks for showing me where Logan is, kid.
I owe you one.
- Who the heck was that? - Sabretooth.
He's got old issues with Wolverine.
And it looks like you clued him in to our location.
You think?
Not bad, Logan. But not good enough!
Logan, I thought you had prevented Sabretooth from following you here.
I did last time, Charles, but this time, he had help.
It's all my fault! What have I done?
He's mine!
No! This is not the place for your private war!
This isn't over, Logan!
Wolverine, no!
He'll be back, you know.
Well, he won't come here again.
He knows the automated defenses will detect him.
That's the problem. He'll want to get me away from here, get me alone.
And to do that, he's gonna need...
A hostage?
Got it in one.
- This means all the students are in danger. - Yeah, and I gotta do something about it.
You see the trouble you caused?
If only there was some way of fixing this, this mess.
I've gotta practice for the audition, and you're hogging the soundtrack.
Hey, I bought it! Get your own!
Ladies, ladies, maybe we can all help each other out here.
What do you want?
Look, you two think you can stop arguing long enough...
...to help me do something important?
- Like what? - I'll explain on the way.
But just to warn you first, we might have to do a bit of improvising.
Three little piggies all alone.
Logan, you're making this too easy.
- Just heading out for a burger. - No, you ain't.
Until I nail that hairball, none of you are to leave the premises.
- Oh, man! - Don't even start!
Now, where are the others?
Kurt and Jean are upstairs, but I think Rogue and Kitty took off with Evan.
- I'll come with you. - No. You stay put and look after the others.
Come on, Rogue. Get with the program. Shake that thing!
- Hey, she's got her moves. I've got mine. - Yeah, girl. You gotta go with it.
You're like a walking zombie or something.
Hey, listen, Rogue, how about you shed them gloves and give K-girl a tiny tap.
- What? - No way!
Listen to me. Just enough to rip Kitty's moves.
It might work. Just concentrate on them.
Okay. But you better not like lay me out.
And that was, like, pretty icksome. Am I talking like her?
Okay. Let's get on with it. Action!
Looking good. Looking good!
You're mine!
Been expecting you.
You gotta be sharp if you're gonna mess with the Spyke.
Then I'll take you!
Right. I am so sure.
Back off, ugly!
Big mistake.
- Yeah, why? - Because it really ticks me off!
And I just shaved my legs last night!
Nice. The finishing touch.
You planned this, didn't you, porcupine?
A little bit, yeah.
Well, don't do it again! You could've all been killed.
And don't give me them puppy-dog eyes, half-pint.
You're grounded. And so are the rest of you!
For how long?
I don't know. Until she-wolf there gets a haircut anyway.
Now let's go.
What are you gonna do with Sabretooth now?
Yeah. Scott said you two have been duking it out for years.
He and I got unfinished business.
So, what's gonna happen to him?
Oh, he'll get a little cooling-off period.
Where am I?
Cannot remember.
- Can't wait to see them. - Here we go.
Welcome to Bayville, my new home.
It's laid-back here compared to New York, but I'm getting used to it.
That's me, Evan Daniels, thrashing skater.
This film is about what's important to me, and that's my family.
These guys aren't my real family. But they've kind of taken me in, you know?
Like any family, we're all different.
That's Scott. He's cool, but can be kind of stiff.
Kurt usually takes care of that problem.
The prof's like my new dad. He's all right, and so is Jean.
That girl's got looks and talent.
That's Auntie Ororo at the piano. She's a real classy lady.
And speaking of classy ladies, check out Rogue and Kitty.
Man, they got the moves.
And so does Kurt.
He likes to party!
We usually all get along pretty good, you know?
But even when someone's mad at me, they're still there when I need help.
That's what being a family's all about.
Hanging tight through the good times and bad.
And these guys always hang tight.
So this film's dedicated to my new family.