前情提要
观众想看到连你这样的好人 The audience...they want to see that even
都会走极端… a good man as yourself can be driven too far.
-可这真不是我的风格 - Yeah, I understand that, but that's not really my thing.
你怎么动不了了？ Why can't you move?
有人偷走了我的聚变核心 Someone stole my fusion core.
你想说什么？ What are you suggesting?
我们一起走吧 拿回那颗脑袋 带着它去兄弟会 We travel together, get the head and take it to the Brotherhood.
作为报酬 你要借我五六个骑士 帮我去救我爸爸 In exchange, you'll lend me the services of your knights to save my father.
我从来没拍过广告 You know, I've never done an advertisement before in my life.
不知道有没有人幸存下来 I wonder if anyone survived.
我就是幸存者 I did.
露西 Lucy!
我们在哪里？ Where are we?
我们在世界上最好的地方 We're in the best place in the world.
我们在一个避难所里 We're in a vault.
银河新闻
避难所科技出品…
大家好 Hello there.
没错 是我 库珀霍华德 活跃于舞台和银幕的大明星 Yep, it's me, Cooper Howard,star of stage and screen.
但我今天来这里 并不是想宣传我的新电影 But I'm not here today to talk to you about my latest picture.
今天 我来这里 是想为大家展示一个广阔美妙的地方 No, today I'm here to show you a vast and wonderful place,
一个由劳动者 而非万能的上帝创造的地方 not made by God Almighty but the working man.
在这个核时代 它就犹如是一个理想乡 A veritable Camelot of the nuclear age.
好了 打开一些灯 好吗？ Now, how 'bout we turn on some lights.
这下看着好多了 There, that's better.
测试对象 Now, I'm speaking to you from deep inside the fully-livable
我现在正在适合居住的 96号模型JQ1164中和大家讲话 Model 96JQ1164.
这地方可真美啊 And what a beaut she is.
声音也很好听 And what a song she sings.
这是4号避难所91厘米厚的铅壳 Now, that right there is Vault 4's three-foot-thick lead casing.
它能将所有辐射 和共党分子阻挡在外 Strong enough to keep out the rads and the Reds.
所有这些避难所 均配备了齐全的现代化设施 Each one of these underground burghs
欣欣向荣的共和国 会在这里实现你所有的期望 comes with all the modern amenities you've come to expect from our rip-roarin' republic.
这条走廊就是梧桐街 Now, this corridor here is Sycamore Street,
你能在这儿向200名邻居 随意挥手打招呼 where you'll wave howdy to any one of your 200 neighbors
然后回到自己家中 与亲爱的家人共享美妙的夜晚 on your way home for an enchanted evening with your loved ones.
这是霍桑一家 Meet the Hawthornes.
这可不是普通的美国家庭 Now, this isn't just your average all-American family.
劳埃德和卡桑德拉都是科学家 No, Lloyd and Cassandra here are both scientists,
他们专门研究 辐射对人类DNA的影响 specializing in the effects of radiation on human DNA.
没错 That's right.
我们会在4号避难所这里生活工作 And we'll be living and working right here in Vault 4,
并领导一支 完全由科学家管理的团队 leading a community governed entirely by scientists.
等等 你刚才说要在这里生活吗？ Wait a second, did you say "living down here"?
还没有出现过核事故吧？ Well, there hasn't been a nuclear incident, has there?
是的 没有 Uh, no, not yet.
但我们家和其他80名志愿者 But, uh, our family and a group of 80 volunteers
要在4号避难所这里 进行五年的试住实验 will be conducting a five-year trial of Vault 4.
以此向全世界展示 无论未来发生什么 To demonstrate to the world that,no matter what comes our way,
美国都会做好万全准备 America will be ready.
五年？ Five years.
虽然我常在电影中扮演英雄 Well, I may play a hero in the movies, but...
但你们才是现实中的真英雄 you all are heroes in real life.
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你也可以成为英雄 And now you can be a hero, too.
立即购买避难所科技避难所的住宅 By purchasing a residence in a Vault-Tec vault today.
如果明天灾难骤然降临 Because if the worst should happen tomorrow,
世界需要像你一样的美国人 the world is gonna need Americans just like you
来建设美好的未来 to build a better day after.
卡 And cut.
这段拍得真不错 你们满意吗？ That was a great take. You happy?
大伙 满意吗？ Fellas, are you happy?
-好了 加里 我杀青了 对吧？ -是的 先生 All right. Gary, I'm wrapped, right?
-你还好吗？ -我们演得怎么样？ - Yes, sir. - Uh, how'd we do?
-我们刚才好紧张 -你们演得很棒 - We were so nervous. - Aw, you did great.
很高兴见到你们 感谢你们来这里 Yeah, it was really lovely to meet you. Thanks for coming out.
非常感谢 很高兴见到你 Thank you so much. Good to meet you.
霍华德先生 你今天拍得真不错 - Mr. Howard, great work today. - Ah.
谢谢 兄弟 Oh, thanks. Thanks, man.
我是巴德阿斯金斯 我监管南加利福尼亚州的业务 Bud Askins. I oversee our Southern California operations.
在威斯科技工作了十年后 我在第三季度加入了避难所科技 - Ah. - I, uh, came over to Vault-Tec in Q3 after a ten-year stint at West Tek.
威斯科技？ West Tek.
是一家国防承包商 It's a defense contractor.
我很了解你们 你们设计了T-45动力装甲 Oh, I'm, uh, very familiar with you guys.You designed the T-45 power armor.
那是史无前例的发明 First of its kind.
我监管了这个装甲的推广 No, I-I oversaw the-the rollout.
它有非常严重的设计缺陷 但是外观非常吸引人 You know, the design flaws were ridiculous, but...
当初我们差点把阿拉斯加州 - they sure looked great. - I wore the T-45
输给共党分子 当时我就穿着T-45 when we almost lost the great state of Alaska to the Reds.
你们产品的设计缺陷 让无数善良的人白白丧命 Those design flaws of yours cost a lot of good men and women their lives.
产品管理向来不是我的强项 Yeah. Product management was never my bag.
我现在主要从事于人力资源和研发 I'm more focused on HR R&D now.
你懂的 监管工作流程优化 Overseeing workflow optimization of management timelines.
管理时间表 没错 最重要的是拓展 I'm all about scale.
很多人以为 拓展就是增加全球市场份额 Most people think scale means increasing global market share.
这种思考方式太传统了 我所思考的要复杂得多 That's thinking in three dimensions, and I'm talking about four.
想要摧毁你的竞争对手 最重要的武器什么？ Because what is the ultimate weapon to destroy your competition?
不是智慧 也不是销量 It's not outselling them. It's not outsmarting them.
而是时间 It's time.
时间才是最重要的武器 - Hmm. - Time...is the ultimate weapon. - Uh-huh.
-是啊 -听起来可能很复杂 - Yeah. - Sounds complicated,
但全人类的未来都依赖于一个词 but the future of all humanity comes down to one word.
是吗？什么词？ Yeah, what's that?
管理 Management.
我为你感到高兴 巴克 Well, I'm awful happy for you, Buck.
是巴德 巴德阿斯金斯 Bud. Bud Askins.
嘿 - Hey. - Ooh!
-我在工作 -我们打卡下班怎么样？ I'm at work.Oh, how 'bout we clock out?
我不讨厌你的同事 但我想和你单独 - Oh. - Huh? Nothing against these colleagues of yours,
在泳池边喝几杯菠萝汁朗姆酒 but what do you say you and me knock back a couple of piña coladas by the pool,
听听高保真收音机 - listen to the hi-fi. - Mm.
待会儿要举办庆功宴 There is a wrap party.
-什么 庆功宴？ -没错 What, a... a wrap party?
-为了这场拍摄？ -没错 - For this? - Yes.
好吧 那就去待几个小时 随便握握手… All right. We go for a couple of hours,we shake a few hands...
在我们家举办 It's at our house.
我从来没有想过 The things I'm willing to do for you
我会愿意为了你做这些事 never cease to amaze me.
为不稳定的未来实现安全革命 避难所科技
罗斯福 抱歉 你不能参加 Roosevelt, I'm sorry. You can't come, buddy.
我要进入敌方领土了 I'm heading into enemy territory.
乖狗狗 睡觉去吧 You be a good dog.Go to bed.
共党分子失去领土 在远东部署更多军队
库珀霍华德主演 《男人与狗》
《男人与狗》 那部电影可真棒 Yeah, A Man and His Dog... that movie's great.
我也喜欢那部影片 那条狗真是我家的狗 Mm. Yeah. I love that one, too.It was my real dog.
霍华德先生 你家真漂亮 Beautiful home, Mr. Howard.
谢谢 Thank you.
刚刚走过去的是库珀霍华德吗？ Did Cooper Howard just walk by?
他那部片演得太棒了 He was so good in that movie.
是他 Oh, it's him!
-霍华德先生 -你好 Mr. Howard. Hello.
安克拉治的谈判 正在对预售产生重要影响 Negotiations in Anchorage are having a serious impact on presales.
我们必须去华盛顿开会讨论这件事 We'll have to circle up with D.C. about that.
最好是在我们的季度预测发布之前 Ideally before our quarterly projection release.
霍华德先生？霍华德先生？ Mr. Howard. Mr. Howard.
我是巴德阿斯金斯 Bud Askins.
是啊 Right.
能请你模仿一下 你剧里的管家的声音吗？ Would you mind, you know, doing the butler voice?
好吧 一般我只会为 好朋友和美女做这件事 - From the show? - All right.I only do it for close friends and beautiful women,
但你俩已经占了一半了 but you two are already halfway there.
“我 巴塞洛缪科兹沃斯 随时准备效劳” Stop it."I, Bartholomew Codsworth, am ever ready to serve."
你们下班后 - Hoo-hoo! - Perhaps
和我一起去热水浴缸里泡一泡吧 when you finish your shift, we could head up and party in the hot tub.
你们觉得怎么样啊？ What do you think of that?
不行 - Oh, no, no.
-不行 谢了 -不行？ No, thank you. - No? Okay.
好吧 All right.
不好意思 我能不能… Excuse me. Your wine.
天啊 塞巴斯 Well, shit, Seabass.
我邀请的几个客人中 大概只有你来了 You might be the only one of my invites who actually showed up.
我不得不说 我们一般不会来这种场合 Yeah.
是啊 - Not our usual scene, I'll give you that. - No, it is not.
咱们在好莱坞的演员朋友们 肯定不想被人看到 I think our Hollywood actor friends don't want to be seen
和世界末日论推崇者一起聚会 celebrating with the pitchman for the end of the world.
事情比你想得还要糟 Oh, you don't know the half of it.
知道吗 这类广告害我失去了一部电影 You hear I lost a movie over these ads?
我一去片场 Yeah, showed up to set,
演员们都不肯从拖车里出来 the actors wouldn't come out of their trailers.
邦妮刘易斯说 这是出于道德考虑 Bonnie Lewis said it was on moral grounds.
邦妮刘易斯？ Bonnie Lewis?
她拍过的广告 可不止一块广告牌而已 She's done more ads than a fucking billboard.
-是啊 -该死的好莱坞共党分子 - Yeah. - Fucking Hollywood Reds.
我跟你说 激进主义正在席卷好莱坞 I'm telling you, radicalism is sweeping through Hollywood
就像是性病一样 like a bad case of the clap.
连你的朋友查理怀特奈夫 都信了那一套 Even got your friend, Charlie Whiteknife.
不是吧？查理？ Are you kidding me? Charlie?
我还和他一起服过役呢 - Mm. - I served
他们经常一起开会什么的 - with that guy. - They have meetings and everything.
真是荒谬极了 It's a shit show.
不过你 我的朋友 你很会审时度势 But you, my friend,you know which way the wind is blowing.
统治世界的人 And it's that...
是那些在泳池派对上 戴着口袋护笔器的家伙 a world run by people who wear pocket protectors to a pool party....about delivery platforms.
是啊 或许你说得对 Yeah, you might be right about that.
总之 我也在学习你这种赚钱方式 I mean, I've dipped my bits in the same gravy train.
我卖了自己的声音权 那种卖给家庭主妇和变态的 Sold my vocal rights to that
旋转机器人将会使用我的声音 spinning robot they sell to housewives and perverts.
猜猜我卖了多少钱？ Guess how much they paid me for that.
一千万？ Ten million?
不 就186元 还是税前 No, I got 186, pre-tax.
你可以跟他们要更多的 Maybe you could've asked for more.
-我确实要过 -他们说什么？ Well, I did ask for more.And what did they say?
我的经纪人说服他们 送我一个机器人 My agent got them to throw in one of those robots.
他们到底在想什么啊？ The fuck
每次我回到自己家 were they thinking? Every time I walk into my own house,
都听到自己的声音说 “你好 先生 你想坐下吗？” my own voice saying, "Hello, sir, do you want to sit down?"
太扯淡了 It's fucking awful!
我以为那个角色的版权 在电影公司手里 I thought the studio owned that character.
之前是那样 后来他们被罗科公司收购了 They did. And then RobCo bought the studio.
听我说 好莱坞已经风光不再 忘记好莱坞吧 - Mm. - Listen to me,Hollywood is the past. Forget Hollywood.
我的朋友 产品才是未来 The future, my friend, is products.
你是产品 我也是产品 You're a product. I'm a product.
世界末日也是一件产品 The end of the world is a product.
只有我们这些能接受这一点的人 And for those of us who can successfully embrace that,
才能拥有美好的未来 I'd say the future is golden.
为未来干杯 To the future.
我 巴斯巴塞洛缪科兹沃斯 随时准备效劳 I, Bar-Bartholomew Codsworth,am ever ready to serve.
你们好啊 小伙子们 Why, hello there, boys.
如果你们是来参加冰淇淋聚会的 Now, y'all here for the ice cream social,
那恐怕我有坏消息要告诉你们 不过… I'm afraid I got some bad news for you.
让我们开始吧 好吗？ Let's get to-to it, shall we-shall we?
等待 Wai-Wai-Waiting.
拿走它的聚变核心 Take its fusion core.
这里没有鬼 只有通用原子国… There's no fudge here,o-only a General Atomics Inter...
破坏合法企业 Destroying a legitimate business?
在这片区域是非法行为 That's illegal round these parts.
谁说的？ Says who?
政府 The government.
辐射
使用旧牙齿作为弹药 Using teeth for ammunition.
他们总能找到 自相残杀的新方法 是不是？ Always finding new ways to kill each other up there, aren't they?
-我们需要抗生素 -好的 医生 We'll need, uh, an antibiotic.
我知道你说过 你们需要继续前进 I know you mentioned you're eager to keep moving,
但你的朋友 必须在这里休养几天 but your friend is gonna have to recover here for a couple of days
才能继续安全上路 before it's safe to travel.
不 我没事 I'm fine. I'm fine.
我没事 你的肩膀里有一颗烂掉的人类牙齿 You had a rotten human tooth lodged in your shoulder.
你并不是没事 You're not fine.
提图斯 这是避难所医生 Titus, this is a vault doctor.
我们应该听他们的建议 We should listen to his advice.
感谢你们愿意让我们进来 还愿意照顾我们 We can't thank you enough for letting us in and taking care of us.
我们这里的人一向如此 It's what we do here.
对了 我们找到了他的装甲 Oh, and we found his armor.
我们的地表搜寻队正在把它带回来 Our surface foragers are bringing it back now.
太好了 谢谢 Oh, that's great. Thank you.
按理说我们不该停在原地 It's not ideal for us to stay put,
但我必须承认 能回到避难所中真是太棒了 but, I got to admit, it sure feels good to be back in a vault.
我不知道你去没去过地表 但那里真的… I don't know if you've been to the surface, but...it is...
不怎么样 not good.
我就是在地表出生的 I was born on the surface.
抱歉 我不知道 你看上去很… Uh, sorry.I-I didn't know. You seem so...
正常？ Normal?
我母亲是一名快递员 My mother was a courier.
我11岁那年和她一起去了费城 I was 11 and traveled with her to Filly.
离开家走了三天后 我们仍能感受到爆炸带来的热量 Three days' walk from home and we could still feel the heat from the blast.
-你是沙荫市人 -这里很多人都是 You're from Shady Sands.Many of us are.
我们很幸运 能在4号避难所 找到如此热情好客的社区 {\r