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我从未见过我的父母 I never knew my parents.
我只知道 普莱斯考特组织 The only thing I ever knew was Prescott.
这是一个非常秘密的组织 由政府创办 能把小女孩 It's a top secret, government run school that turn little girls...
训练成杀人机器 into killing machines.
不错 Not bad.
再来一次 Burn it again.
归队 老太太 Back in the line, grandma.
97号 轮到你了 97, you're up!
行动 Move!
倒计时 3 2 1 Time trial start in 3... 2.. 1..
哈德曼是组织的头儿 他自己 Hardman, the head of Prescott had some...
有独特的训练方法 unique ideas about education.
今天要学的是用笔戳洞洞 It's all about putting holes in the subject.
看见他的独特之处了吧 See what I mean.
女士们 准备多戳些洞洞吧 Ladies. Prepare to spring some leaks.
开始 Engage!
要找到致命弱点扎 It's all about vulnerability. I...
虽然我们可能都是孤儿 Now, we may have all been orphans.
但是 我们之间从不允许滋生亲情或友情 But we were never allowed to become a family.
刺心脏动脉 ...cardiac arteries.
都停下 Pens up!
在组织里就如同在一个孤岛上 To be a Prescott is to be an island.
而你就如同孤孤单单在那个岛上 It is you and you alone out there.
女士们 我们刚刚说的什么 What do we say ladies.
不允许有 任何感情 No... attachments...
不能有任何感情 No...attachments.
对 而我总是违背这个规定 Yeah. That part never sounded right to me.
开始 Engage!
但是我非常擅长其他技能 But I was good at everything else.
而且 女孩里面我最厉害 The best, actually.
我想尽可能地交朋友 As much as I wanted to make friends.
但是在这儿是不可能的 That was just never going to happen here.
开始 Begin.
注意致命之处 Bad intentions ladies.
注意致命之处 Bad intentions.
每一拳都要击向致命之处 Every punch has a purpose.
出拳并移动 再出拳 再移动 Strike and move. Strike and move.
灵活地 Flow...
出肘 出脚 快速反应 Elbows... knees...React.
再出拳 女士们 Hammer fist, Ladies.
你们受训的目的并不是救你们自己 You're not training to save your lives.
而是夺取其他人性命 You're training to take someone elses'.
碧池 Bitch.
我在组织里第一个被派去出使任务 I was the first one in my class to be activated.
如往常一样 84号对此很不爽 As usual, 84 didn't take it well.
莫斯科 MOSCOW
做这种任务需要意志坚强的人 It takes a certain mind set to do this kind of work.
这就是为什么他们从小就训练我们 That's why they get to us so young.
而且 谁会怀疑一个小孩呢 Plus. Who would ever suspect a kid.
这个人就不会 Not this guy.
可以说 他把我们训练得很出色 What can I say. He trained us well.
柏林 BERLIN
当然 世界这么大我可以出去看看 Sure,I got to see the world.
但是我总会忍不住注意到 But what I couldn't help noticed.
我错过的另外一个世界 Was this whole other world I was missing.
上海 SHANGHAI
我想了解正常小孩的生活 I wanted to know what normal kids did.
所以我开始在网络上收集资料 So I started gathering Intel.
让我来介绍维多利亚 Meet Victoria Knox.
美国逃亡的军火贩子 America expat turns arm dealer.
如果你是个恐怖分子 想杀几个人 If you are a terrorist. And you want to kill some folks
她就是你要杀的人 This...is the person you call.
别被她的漂亮脸蛋欺骗了 Don't let her good looks fool you.
她的IQ高达140 She has an IQ of 140
她会用她的美貌杀掉你的 And she will use it to kill you.
她最后被发现是在3年前科西嘉岛 She was last seen in Corsica 3 years ago.
直到8小时前她再次现身 或许8小时后她会又消失了 Until she resurfaced 8 hours ago and will probably be gone in 8 more.
除非我们逮到她 Unless we bring her in.
纠正一下 Correction.
特工83号 除非你逮到她 而且是活捉她 Unless you catch her.Agent 83 and bring her in... alive.
- 等下 为什么 - 刚刚改的决定 你被分为突击队 - Wait. What?- Just settle down. You're beating 84.
突击队 这本来是我的任务 Beating? This should be my mission.
我一直在研究方案 I studied the case file.
她却在那儿看歌手Ke$ha的最新八卦和代言的香水 She's over there sniffing Ke$ha the new fragrance by Ke$ha.
我说了一些 I said some of...
你得认真对待这项任务 特工83号 You need to get your head in the game. Agent 83.
否则维多利亚可能要你的命 Because Victoria Knox will take it off!
如果严格听从命令 每个人都会平安归来 If we follow the profile, everyone will come home safely.
记住 And remember...
- 我们不是在 -不是在营救队当中 - We're not in...- In the rescue business.
她说的什么 What she said.
准备好 Gear up.
我们一个小时后出发 We're wheels up in 1 hour.
车臣共和国 CHECHNYA
维多利亚是个传奇人物 Knox was a legend.
她残忍无情 Ruthless.
报复心很强 Vindictive.
她和我们组织积怨很深 And she has a thing for taking out Prescotts.
说个坏消息 你死定了 Got some bad news.You're dead.
嗨 伙计们 Hey guys.
- 让他爽歪歪了吗 - 关在笼子里36个小时了 - You make him comfortable? - 36 hours alone in the box.
噢 很好 很好 Oh good.Good, good, good.
哥本哈根人 嗨 躲猫猫啊 Copenhagen. Hi, peek a boo...
哥本哈根人是我的 Copenhagen is mine.
约翰尼斯堡人 还记得我吗 Johannesburg.Remember me.
拿把枪对着你的脸 Like having a gun to you face.
感觉很爽吧 Feels good doesn't it.
还有你 And you.
最后轮到你了 Finally gotcha.
抓住你了 Gotcha.
你一无所获 小屁孩 You got nothing, kid.
你还拿着枪干啥 What do you plant to do with that?
你还在和小屁孩们玩化妆打扮的游戏啊 Still playing dressed up with double O-7 year olds.
- 她在哪儿 - 你在找谁吗 - Where is she?- You missing someone?
你生我气了 You mad at me?
我只是对你的错误人生有点失望 Let's just say I'm a little disappointed with your life choices.
把她关起来 Set her ass down somewhere.
嗨 小姑娘 你叫什么名字 Hi. What's your name?
83号 回来 83.Come back.
83号 听见请回复 打开视频 或给其他信号 83. Come in if you hear me. Give us a visual, anything.
83号 83.
我是哈德曼 请回复 This is Hardman,come in.
83号 请回复 请给出你的具体位置 83, come in.Give us a sign you're down there.
我打算回复 结果并没有 I didn't plan for it to turn out like this.
但是现在没有回头路可走 But there was no turning back now.
这是我逃跑的好机会 This was my chance to escape.
83号 这是你最后机会 83.This is your last chance.
头儿 没收到视频和声音 她完全没有反应 Sir. No visual, no audio. She's not responding.
登记下 Mark it.
83号 83.
已牺牲 Inactive.
我简直不敢相信 I couldn't believe it.
高中生活 我来了 MIssion "High school" was a go.
牛顿 NEWTON
美国 牛顿城 NEWTON, USA
已没回头路了 Last chance to back out...
- 外国交换生是你的注意啊 - 那是6年前的老事了 - Foreign exchange student was your idea.- And that was 6 years ago.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 嗨 - 嗨 我叫梅根 - Hi. - Hi, I'm Megan.
噢 Oh.
抱歉 我们抱抱吗 Sorry. Do we hug?
哦 你和你家人怎么打招呼的 Well, what do you do with your family?
噢 不一样的 Uh, it's different there.
- 拥抱很好 - 嗨 - OK 嗨 - Hugs are good. Hi. - Okay. Hi.
我叫潘妮 I'm Penny
- 嗨 - 这是帕克 - Hi. - This is Parker.
嘿 帕克 Hey, Parker.
- 这是莉丝 - 当然 - This is Liz. - Of cos.
哦 别 别碰我除非我看了你的档案 Ew. No. Don't touch me till I've seen your papers.
- 伊丽莎白 - 怎么了 - Elizabeth. - What!
噢 拉森先生 嘿 Oh, Mr Larson. Hey.
- 噢 天啊 - 你是谁 - Oh my. - Whoa.
- 噢 不 我很抱歉 非常抱歉 - 嘿 没事 - Oh no. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Hey, come on.
- 抱歉 - 嗯 他 - Excuse us. - Uh, he...
我在简介你看过你们所有人的照片(指4个人) I saw in the profile.The picture of all of you.
不 不 不 没关系 这里就我们三个 No, no, no. It's okay. It's just the 3 of us.
我 我 我离婚了 I'm, I'm. I'm divorced.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
没关系 我很好 我们都很好 No, I'm fine. I'm fine.We're fine.
其实 离婚对我们来说甚至更好一些 You know. Even better, actually.
离婚对有些人来说是个好结果 其他的就不清楚了 Some people make it work. Others, you know.
丈夫和别人私奔了 That he run off with a pharmaceutical rep.
从此之后不再关心你的生活琐事 Spinning your life series on a pontoon boat.
然后 你父母没离婚吧 So. Are you parents still together?
他们都去死了 My are dead.
我去开车 I'll get the car.
其实 Well.
我认为你现在的决定非常勇敢 I think what you're doing is very brave.
适应一个新文化的国家是 是很困难的 Adjusting to a new culture is is hard.
你知道其他更困难吗 日本忍者训练 You now what else is hard? Ninja training.
但我无论如何会做的 But I do it anyway.
- 就像你那样抱着肩 -不是的 - Is that under, under your arm. - Nope.
你的爱好真无聊 Your love is baked
是特训哦 It was ninja training.
好吧 我想老爸也会在某天回到家里和我们团聚 哈 Okay. And I guess that dad is just gonna pontoon back any day now too, huh.
够了 伊丽莎白 继续吃晚饭吧 Okay, Elizabeth. Let's not ruin dinner.
我是影子忍者 I'm a shadow warrior.
耶 那很酷哦 Yeah. That's cool.
我是一个特务呢 嘘 I'm a secret agent. Shh...
嗯 如果你想做什么特别的事 Well. If there is anything that's special that you like to do.
你可以列个清单 You know. You could just make a list.
我确定伊丽莎白很乐意帮助你 And I'm sure Lizzy would be trill, trill to show you.
对吧 亲爱的 Isn't that right, sweetheart.
我很想坐坐校车 I would love to take the school bus.
你不会在校车上拉屎吧 You do not apoop on the bus.
- 帕克 不说粑粑好吧 - 怎么了 - Okay, Parker. No poop. - What?
我看见了粑粑就知道它是粑粑 这是事实 I know a poop when I see that. You can't fight with that.
第一 那很恶心 第二 1. That's disgusting. 2...
我不会 做校车的 I am not... riding in the bus.
但坐校车是高中生活难免的事 But it's a clench essential high school experience.
被吐口水也是 So is mono.
什么是mono What is mono?
孩子接吻的口水 我认为是一大口吧 Kids get it from kissing. I think mouth it.
你简直恶心到我了 没食欲了 You seriously just ruined my appetite.
嘿 Hey.
- 你不缺什么了吧 - 耶 都准备好了 - You have everything you need? - Yeah. Just prepping.
- 交通工具还是像700码那种吧 - 呃 交通工具 -Is transpo still look likes it's at 700. - Uh, transpo?
抱歉 是指校车 The bus, sorry.
噢 对哦 不 校车通常只有7码 Oh, yeah. No, it usually rolls by at 7.
哦 了解了 Okay. Got it.
你知道 你来这儿我们很高兴 You know. We're really glad you're here.
- 谢谢 我也很高兴 - OK - Thanks, me too. - Okay.
晚安 Good night.
Okay.
要像16岁的样子 要像16岁的样子啊 Normal 16 year old. Normal 16 year old.
牛顿高中 NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL
小鲜肉啊 Fresh meat!
天啊 Oh my god.
上帝 Jesus!
你异装癖啊 你想怎样啊 Freak show! What do you want from me?
- 我想我们能一起走啊 - 你嗑药了吗 - I thought we could walk together. - Are you on bath salts?
你就像个痞子 而且特意那样装扮的 It's like you have social herpes and you want to.
看得我想吐了 spit it back in my mouth
- 你真粗野 - 你的装扮也很粗野 - That's really gross. - So is your make up.
上帝 你看起来就像个站了一夜的土包子 God. you look like you had a one night stand with Mr potato head.
听着 我还有9个月3周零5天 Look. I have 9 months, 3 weeks and 5 days
结束这个疯狂的高中生活 until I escape this post progressive psych ward.
而你 不能把这个搞砸 And you, are not going to mess this up.
只需要 Just.
全部换掉 Wipe all that off.
穿上这个 还有 Put these on and just...
装作不认识我 好吗 Try not to talk to me, okay.
欢迎大家光临 Welcome, vikings!
嗨 大家晚上好 现在让我们看看良好的校风 Hey everyone! Now let's see some school spirit.
来吧 和我一起拼读 起来 来吧 Come on, spell it with me. Come on.
V I K I ... okay.
- OK - 有些字母自己默读了 哼 - Okay. - Some of them spell by themselves, huh.
好吧 其实我有特大新闻 Alright. Well, I have great news.
- 我们的校园现在是一群疯子的地盘了 - 耶 最后 - Our campus is now a nut free zone. - Yeah! Finally!
完全正确 古先生 没关系 Absolutely, Gooch. That's right.
只要我还是校长 As long as I'm principal
你绝不会看到任何一个学生满口疯话 到处胡来 You'll never see another student with nuts in their mouth.
不能保证哦 No promises!
哈 哈 我看那还要等一年来管制 Ha ha. It's going to be a long year, I see.
我也激动 因为 I'm also excited because...
牛顿高中 第一次 For the first time...
参与了全新的外国交换生的项目 Newton High School is participating in a brand new foreign student exchange program.
大家都知道我们需要多样化 我们只有2个柬埔寨学生和1个墨西哥学生 You know we need more diversity. We only have like 2 Cambodians and 1 Mexican.
我看这是你第一次上台演讲吗 I take it this is your first assembly.
对 Yeah.
这太棒了 是吧 Isn't this awesome.
不寻常 但还好 Not usually, but okay.
你是乐队的一员 Are you a member of the band?
不 我更倾向于乐队工程设计方面 No. I'm actually more on the engineering side.
我做灯控和设计方面 I do a lighting board and design.
噢 看那个 哇哦 Oh, look at that. Wow.
所以 那是你的 So, that's your thing then.
视听专家 AV geek.
我明白了 我看见过 也听说过你们这类高手 I got it , I got it. I saw something, I heard about you.
- 对 不过没有那么夸张 - 哦 我明白了 - Right, yeah. No, it's just that.. - Right, I figured.
仅仅 不指90后们 Only, not the 90s.
你知道吗 等会上台 无论发生什么事 You know. Just what ever happens out there.
别被他们牵着鼻子走 Don't let them get to you.
好的 Alright then.
接下来 让我们一起欢迎 Alright. Please join me and welcoming.
我们具有异国风情的外国交换生 Our foreign exchange student all the way from exotic..
噢 拜托 加拿大 真的吗 Oh, come on man. Canada? For real?
掌声热烈欢迎 梅根瓦西小姐 Please put your hands together for miss Megan Walsh.
- 对 那是我的名字 - 你在这儿 过来 - Alright. That's my name - That's you. Go, go.
拜托大家 嗨起来 Come on everybody. Make some noise.
- 哇喔 耶 - 嗨起来 - Woo! Yeah! - Come on people!
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 大家好 Hey guys.
我叫梅根 我来萨斯喀彻温省里贾纳市 I'm Megan. I'm from Regina, Saskatchewan.
我很高兴成为牛顿高中一名学生 I'm really psych to join the long and proud legacy of Viking among nigh
- 嘿 你刚刚说的是阴部(州名谐音) - 对 在萨斯喀彻温省 - Hey, did you say virgina. - Yes it's in Saskatchewan.
- 你别刮阴毛哦 - 够了 古同学 - Don't wax your virgina. - Okay Gooch.
- 你们加拿大吸大屌哦 - 穿上你的内衣吧 - Canada sucks a dick. - Put on your pajamas.
为什么来这儿 滚回老家吧 Why are you even here. Go home.
你们不要捣乱 请安静点 No, now guys. Please shh..
滚回去吧 滚回去吧 Take back tipper. Take back tipper.
别闹 安静 别闹 Stop.Stop, stop.
滚回去吧 滚回去吧 Take back tipper. Take back tipper.
来自加拿大的梅根啊 Megan from Canada.
我仅仅是个普通的加拿大人 I'm just a simple de nada.
爽吧 卡什 Oh, Cash.
我可以改 I could change
我的日历行程 如果你能微笑与我不期而遇 All my calendars, if your smile walk in on me.
大家好 这是来自加拿大的梅根小姐 Megan from Canada, everyone.
嘿 他们有些是一群恶棍 Hey, they can be a tough crowd.
别担心 你会被大家接纳的 Don’t worry. You're gonna be a nickel.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 很精彩 - 很精彩 - Totem pole. - Totem pole.
谢谢 Thank you.
哇哦 多好的开场啊 精彩的开场 Wow! What an entrance. What an entrance.
OK 接下来是我们摇滚乐队的表演 Okay. Let's give it up for our little rock group.
三月份 他们在苹果音乐软件上的歌曲下载量 排名为24 That was number 24 on the iTunes' download list back in march.
牛顿高中自己的音乐明星 Newton High's own emotacon.
- 噢 她在那儿 - 嘿 梅根 - Oh, there she is. - Hey, Megan.
嗨 我叫咪西 非常抱歉 昨晚晚会上一些人行为粗鲁 Hi, I'm Missy. I'm so sorry about that behavior at assembly.
- 小屁孩总是爱捣乱 - 那不好吧 - Kids can be so cruel. - It wasn't okay.
- 想和我一起用餐吗 -来坐吧 来坐 - Want to join us. - Come sit, come sit.
哇哦 当然乐意 谢谢 Wow. Sure thanks.
凳子是跷跷板 哈 你是拉拉队队长 对吗 Pom poms, huh. You're cheerleaders, aren't you?
噢 对啊 Oh absolutely.
- 我知道你的小恶魔在打什么算盘 - 小恶魔 - I know what angel you're running. - Angle?
我看过电视剧《贱女孩》 两次 Oh, I've seen "Mean girls", twice.
你邀我去坐 然后 降低我的防范心理 You're going to invite me to sit. Then weaken my defenses
然后在你的恶作剧中让我出丑 以捍卫你作为队长的威严 and then embarrass me in some elaborate prank to assert your social dominance.
- 怎么 - 好招 - What? - Nice try.
我想我们是好心啊 I thought we were nice.
古同学 别玩你的纸飞机了 Gooch. Enough with the paper aeroplanes.
欢迎回校 我明白 第一天有校园综合症 好了 都回到自己座位上吧 Welcome back. Welcome back. First day blues, I get it, alright. Get in you sits
把书放在桌上 然后把书翻到第一页 Put your books on the table and open them up to the first page.
- 噢 不要 古同学 - 要 - Oh. No! Gooch - Yeah
- 古同学 - 抱歉 - Gooch. - Sorry
为什么你不能乖乖像卡什一样 Why can't you be more like Cash.
看见了吗 他打开他的书了 对吧 See he's got his book out. Right.
- 嗨 - 你需要一个座位 - Hi. - You need a seat.
你是来自加拿大的梅根 对吧 Megan from Canada, right?
视听高手 AV geek.
嗯 我叫罗杰 Well, it's Roger.
噢 在这儿 Oh. Alright here.
- 饿了吗 不 OK -不饿 - Hungry? No? Okay. - No.
- 请坐 - 谢谢 - Sit down. - Thanks.
- 我想他不需要那个 - 对 - I guess he didn't need that. - Yeah.
噢 不 我不希望 它已经自杀了 Oh no. I hope it didn't uh 'kermit' suicide.
我听说这个课程很有趣 I heard that this class is riveting
我不会过早下结论 德拉姆老师可能会非常严格 Well. I wouldn't 'leap' to conclusions. Mr Drumm can be pretty rough.
嘿 新来的同学 专心听讲 Hey, new girl. Focus.
告诉你了 Told you so.
OK 嘿 Okay uh. Hey.
我知道 今天大家都和自己的小伙伴坐在一起 I know everybody got to sit with their buddies today.
但是 由我来决定实验小组成员 I'm the one who chooses the lab partners.
所以 明天 按我制定好座位表坐 So uh. Tomorrow, the sitting charts would be up.
我们会玩的很开心 下课了 And we'll have a wonderful time. Now get out of here.
我不是在开玩笑 到教室外面去 I'm not kidding. Get out of here, go .
很高兴认识你 Nice knowing you.
等下 卡什先生 等下 Hold on there mister. Hold on there.
我知道你们放学后会做什么 I know what you are doing after school.
- 怎么 - 让我加入你们吧 - What? - You jamming with me.
你知道吗 我吹小型伸缩长号的 You know, I play a little slide trombone.
你知道伸缩长号吧 You know, slide trombone.
恩 知道 Uh-huh. Yeah.
- 让我加入吧 - 好 - Let's jam. - Sure
- 七个人乐队 - 嗯哼 - Seven sash. - Uh-huh.
- 好 你真厉害 - 酷 OK - Alright. I like your spunk. - Cool. Okay.
去吧 等我 Get out of here.
噢 加拿大妞儿 Oh. Canada.
啊 啊 Oh... Oh...
OK 我会在4点钟来接你 Okay. I'll be here at 4 o’clock to pick you up.
如果我来晚了 会给你发短信 你也发短信 如果来晚了的话 I'll text you if I'm running late. You do the same okay.
- OK - 我想知道你每隔20分钟的情况 - Okay.- I want to know your 20 every 20.
不是 4-20 But no 4-20.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
- 明白我说的什么吗 - 你是指大麻 - What am I talking about. - You're talking about weed.
- 你怎么知道的 - 你说的什么 因为 - How do you know that? - What do you mean because...
你是姓海洛因的吗 What are you? Heroin kumah.
不 我是青少年 而且我在上高中 No. I'm a teenager and I go to high school.
所以 我不是说我吸大麻 而是有些人吸 So. I'm not saying I smoke weed but people smoke weed.
不 那是容易吸成瘾的毒品 No. It is a gateway drug. It is a gateway drug.
如果你吸大麻 然后 你想想结果是什么 You smoked weed. And then guess what.
毒品就等同于死亡 Meth equals death.
可卡因使人体衰弱 不是开玩笑的 Crack is wreck. Cokes no joke.
你看多么押韵啊 就像诗人吸毒而死一样 See how it all rhymes like that. It's like a poem about dieing from drugs.
嘿 我要走了 OK Hey, I got to go. Okay.
嘿 Hash(另外一种毒品)也对身体有害 Hey. Also hash is very bad for you.
因为那些比大麻还强烈 真的非常厉害 你直接被吓尿 Cos it's more intense than weed. It's like really compact and you'll freak out.
我想我是过于担心了 I had a major freaked out.
OK 嘿 哈喽 Okay. Hey. Hello.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
真有趣 结果我们被分在一组了 So funny we ended up together.
对的 生物课就一个小把戏 而你似乎很聪明 Yeah, biology is kind of tricky and you seem really smart.
对 聪明人就上这个课 Yeah, it's definitely a good match.
嗨 我想你坐在我位置上了 Hi. I think you're in my seat.
嗨 卡什 Hi, Cash.
你占在她座位了 嗨 卡什 You're in her seat. Hi, Cash.
- 相信我 我在6号位置上 - 耶 不 我很确定我的位置在这儿 - Trust me. I'm on station 6. - Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure I'm there.
- 大家都找到座位了吧 - 拜托 加拿大妞儿 从我的座位上起来 - Did everybody find their seats okay? - Come on Canada, out of my seat.
每年我都会选定某个人做我的助手 Every year I pick a very special someone to be my Lab assistant.
想想谁会被选中 And guess what? Who is it going to be..
额 你 你 你 你 你 我亲爱的 卡什 Ee-Nee-Me-Nee-My-Nee- Cash.
来这儿 小朋友 像闪耀的摇滚明星一样 Come this way brother. Shining like a rock star.
然后 你们两个女同学可以组成一组 And uh, you two females, you can be partners.
和阴部妹儿玩的开心 Have fun with Regina.
冷酷帅小伙 卡什 来我讲台吧 Cold, hard Cash. Get over here I say.
梅根 嗨 Megan, hi.
我发现你对卡什感兴趣 哈 Couldn't help notice you're into Cash, huh.
这不怪你 如果我不是非常严格素食主义者 I don't blame you. If I wasn't such a strict vegan,
我可能会像她们一样迷恋他 I'll be like all over that.
可不是嘛 Tell me about it.
真是讽刺 所有吉他手还有一些碧池总是喜欢在他身边晃来晃去 So ironic thou. All of those groupies and sluts like constantly hang all over him
对 他们甚至不是他喜欢的类型 Yeah, they're not even his type.
- 他喜欢什么样的类型 - 也就是喜欢打扮的女生 - What is his type? - Girls who like pressing up.
- 就像模特 - 差远了 - Like models? - Not even close.
吉祥物 Mascots.
我收集所有有关高中生活的资料显示 扮演吉祥物的人都很笨拙 All my high school research suggest that they're awkward loners.
没有乐感 很不合群 Not musical enough for the band. Too uncoordinated for track.
我知道那听起来很奇怪 但是这儿校园精神很流行 I know it sounds weird. But school spirit, it's like really big, here.
而卡什 超爱校园精神 And Cash, loves school spirit.
对 为什么学校代表就像运动大会那样鼓舞人心 Yeah. Why do you think emotacon performs like every pep rally.
校园精神 School spirit.
对 我是指谁会想在观众席上疯狂对着他尖叫呢 Yeah. I mean who wants to be a rando screaming at him from the audience.
我不会 I wouldn't.
- 但是 吉祥物 可以进后台 - 对 可以进后台的 - But mascots, they go back stage. - They go back stage.
- 你在后台可以和他单独待在一起 - 面对面亲近 - You will have him, all to yourself. - Mano a mano.
他会与吉祥物面碰面 但是现在 你得赶紧拉 Mano a mascot. But heh, you should hurry huh.
因为你知道吗 其他人也想得到那个好处 Cos you know what? Somebody else could get that spot.
- 对 比如学校的大人物 - Yeah, like totem pole.
- 大人物 - 嗯哼 - Totem pole. - Uh-huh.
- 对 谢谢提醒 - 嗯嗯 - Right. Thanks. - Uh-huh.
哈 Ha!
- 我做得怎么样 - 做得非常不错 - How did I do? - Yeah, it's great kid.
很有精神 你可以做吉祥物了 A lot of spirit. Job's all yours.
太棒了 Yes.
95... 96... 97... 98..
99... 100...
在黄木林里面分开了两条岔路 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
抱歉 我不能同时走两条路 And sorry I could not travel both
作为一个旅行者我停伫了很久难以抉择 And be one traveler, long I stood
梅根 你能说说你的想法吗 Megan. Care to join us?
- 森林里两条路 - 对 - 2 paths in the wood. - Um-hum.
或许有埋伏 Probably an ambush.
我会等到日落他们睡着时开始行动 然后选择一条路继续前进 I'd wait until nightfall when they're asleep and vulnerable, then advanced inside a treeline.
或许 嗯 还会设下陷阱 以防他们原路折回 Maybe uh... rigged a trip wire, in case he tries to double back.
OK 很好 Okay. Well.
莉兹 如果我是你 今晚我会把门关得紧紧的 Liz. I'll be locking my door tonight if I were you.
答得好 怪咖 Sweet answer. Weirdo.
还有其他办法吗 And, anyone else?
不论其他什么办法 但我的就是类似连环杀人案之类的 Whatever that was. But my is this serial killer part of it.
回答得都非常棒 Brilliant, you guys.
啊 Aw!
你想干什么 What do you want?
- 谁派你来的 - 我投降 我 投降 - Who sent you? - I surrender, I surrender.
- 你是谁 -我是伦纳德 斯特曼 - Who are you! - I'm Leonard Steinman.
我是林肯大学的大二学生 I'm a sophomore at Lincoln.
我想绑架吉祥人物 这是个传统 I wanted to hold the mascot ransom. It's tradition.
- 棒极小孩竟然是高中传统 - 对 - Kidnapping is a high school tradition. - Yeah.
高中校园传统 High school tradition.
别打脸 别打脸 Not the face. Not the face.
干得不错 加拿大妞儿 Sweet move, Canada.
嘿 梅根 Hey. Megan.
嘿 Hey.
你还好吧 You alright?
你掉了你的吉祥物头饰了 You lost your head out there.
我必须离开可 I got to go.
对不起 I'm sorry.
噢 上帝 Oh... god...
- 你来了 - 恩 - There he is. - Yup
- 校运会进行得咋样 -很好 - How we're doing sport? - Good.
好的 那边的女孩是谁 Alright. Who uh, who's the girl there?
哦 她是新来的转校生 Oh uh.She's just a new student.
耶 Yeah.
但你觉得她挺漂亮 对吧 Alright. But you think she's cute right.
嗯 她真的很漂亮 Uh yeah. She's really cute.
你怎么称呼这类人 就像辣妹儿 还是其他什么的 What do you call them? Like a hotie, it's... it's what it's a ...
辣妹儿 Hottie-biscotti.
不 No.
你就喜欢 她身材挺靓的 You just like, oh she's hot.
- 耶 不过她更像婴儿 - 耶 - Yeah, yeah. She's like a babe. - Yeah.
或者你可以叫她碧池 就像 看 那个碧池 Or you said like a bitch. Like uh, look at this bitch.
不 我才不会 我不会像那样说脏话 No. I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that, that's so rude.
耶 抱歉那样叫了 Yeah. Sorry about that.
- 现在就开车回家好吗 - 好的 - Can we just go home. - Yup.
但是你知道你老爹在这儿倾听你的心声 如果你想说什么就说什么吧 But you know your man is here to talk. If you want to talk about anything at all.
- OK 我知道 - OK - Okay, I know - Okay.
比如性爱或 Like sex or...
做爱 Intercourse.
- 爸 就开车吧 - 开车咯 - Just go dad. - Let's go.
拜托 83号 想啊 Come on 83. Think!
回到训练状态 专注于目标 Fall back on your training. Stick to the profile.
任务概述 MISSION PROFILE
这些资料全是错的 This profile is all wrong.
OK 喔 喔 喔 怎么回事 宝贝 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa... What's going on honey?
网上所有资料都是错误的 All this Intel, it's wrong!
我的脸面都丢尽了 I can never show my face again.
全错了 全部错了 I've got it all wrong, all wrong with everything.
我现在就像快窒息的人一样 但是 It's like I'm suffocating, but...
我都能度过假装淹死那一关 Simulated drowning. That I can. That I can deal with.
而高中生活却如此糟糕 Just. This stuff is so much worst.
我不想念高中了 给我机会我都不念了 I can't. I can't do it. I can't take another second of it.
糟透了 糟透了 It's just... It's...
这才是高中 真正的高中生活 It's high school. That's all it is.
OK 听着 Okay, look.
过来 Come here.
你知道吗 You know.
一些人茁壮成长 Some thrive.
成为人生中最美好的年华 而其他人 And it's the best years of their lives. Others...
其他人却用四年的时光在虚无和自我欺骗中度过 Other's spent 4 years being mocked for wearing a thick black ribbon in their hair like Madonna.
就像 幸运之星 影片里一样 In that "Lucky star" video.
- 什么 - 噢 自己百度吧 - What? - Oh, Google it.
但是我们能度过困难的 But we suffered through it.
并不是因为我们变得很强大 Not because we're being strong or...
或直面个人风格 而是因为我们能摒弃虚伪，尝尽人生酸甜苦辣 Staying true to our personal style. But because taking that ribbon off.
展现我们隐藏在出生时最真实的一面 Would mean revealing to those bastards with tiny balls that we're hiding in the first place.
假设 Hypothetically.
想一想 你现在的感受是最为真实的 Look. What you're feeling is normal.
高中生活是一个相互矛盾的阶段 High school is a conflicting time.
Okay.
我的大道理到此结束 Parental advice. Terminated.
来 给我一个拥抱吧 OK Bring it in. Give me a hug. Okay.
别弄了发型 我护理了很多年了 Stop. I had it taken care of, years ago.
但愿你很享受我们的特殊招待 I hope you've enjoyed our hospitality.
对啊 Alright.
你只需告诉我你武器供应商的名字 All you got to do is give me the name of your supplier.
不然 你会一直在这里高雅地死去 I'll see to it, you rot here in dignity.
每周洗一次澡 Showers, once a week.
L字型的浴室布景 "The L word" box set.
周日吃法国吐司 French toast on Sundays.
你对我可真好 That's really nice of you
我们皆知彼此言外之意 We both know everybody talks.
我们皆知 我可不是普通人 We also both know.That I'm not just anybody.
我不是会魔法吗 Am I, 'Dumbledore'.?
如果你步入正途 If you play your cards right.
我们会欢迎你回来为好人效力 We might even let you come back and play for the good guys.
你们是好人 The good guys?
你们杀人呢 You destroy lives.
我们只杀该死的人 Only those that need to be destroyed.
人的性命不分好坏 I'm not talking about the targets.
头儿 我有事情向您报告 Sir, I have something you need to...
但是 头儿 But, sir.
她很漂亮 She's cute.
最后一次谈话机会 Last chance to talk.
好吧 Fine.
别想逃出去 Don't go anywhere.
我乖乖待这儿的 I'll be right here.
你知道我喜欢我交易人的什么地方吗 You know what I like about the people I do business with.
他们自知自己是混蛋 而你们却不知 They know they're assholes.
有好消息吗 Something funny?
你们会后悔的 You'll regret this.
棒极 Yeah!
Yeah...Yeah!
女王 Regina!
- 发生了什么事 - 又是恶作剧吗 - What's going on? - Is that a joke?
从昨晚开始 就有8万5千多浏览次数 85 thousands views, since just last night.
- 我引起的 - 像病毒一样疯传 - I'm viral? - Like HPV.
甚至拉尔夫也是你粉丝 Even rayped Ralph is a fan.
看 这个家伙被长喇叭命中要害 Dude, check this out. This guy's gonna be tromboned.
看 看 刚好命中小弟弟 噢 噢 呵呵 Just like...right in the dick... oh. Ho ho ho.
耶 我们给林肯大学看这视频了 Yo. We showed those deebags from Lincoln
嘿 这就是为什么他们不敢欺负我们牛顿高中了 Hey. This is why you don't mess with us Vikings!
Oh yeah!
梅根女王 梅根女王 Regina...! Regina...!
不管怎样 她在林肯大学里面很火了 Whatever. Cos she's gonna get really fat in college.
我不明白 I don't get it?
我在视频里面像发了疯一样狂扁了别人 I'm on camera acting bad shit psycho.
那才让人直哆嗦呢 That's usually what gets people trembling.
不 不 不 我不能出现在互联网上 No, no, no... I can't be on the internet.
糟了 真的糟了 莉兹 That's bad Liz. That's really bad.
你在这儿啊 There you are.
嗯 我们这周会出演 So uh. We're jamming this weekend.
你来看看吧 Why don't you stop by.
好 当然 Yeah. Sure.
- 听起来不错 - 不错 - Sounds nickel. - Nickel.
- 太好了 回头见 - 嗯 回头见 - Awesome. Catch you then. - Catch you then.
很显然 也有些好处 Obviously, not all bad.
听着 Look.
或许你骗了这里所有人 You may have all of these people fooled.
但是 你我皆知你是个高手特工 But you and I both know you're stretchier than a 2 am waffle house.
噢 天呐 Oh my god!
- 对不起 - 没事 - I'm so sorry. - No.
- 你真不应该从背后偷偷靠近别人 - 对 对 对 - You really shouldn't sneak up on people. - No, no, no...
完全是我的不对 It's totally my mistake.
Okay.
你还好吧 You okay?
- 对不起 - 没关系 - Sorry. - Welcome.
谢谢 这里真的不错 Thanks . This place is really cool.
这里有些冰块 Here's some ice.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
你知道我不是 You know I'm not...
- 我还没那么脆弱 - 那就好 - I'm not as fragile as Mazzy take down would suggest - Alright.
耶 我完全没有挡住你的攻击 Yeah. You caught me off guard so.
- 通常情况下 我能完全防卫的 - 哦 不 我 - So I usually, I can defend myself. - Right. No, I...
- 我的确注意到了你的一些防卫 - 噢 谢谢 - I did notice that a number of offness, I did. - Oh thanks.
嗯 你因上次的视频逐步迈向校园风云人物了 那真得很酷哦 So. You on pace to be emotacon last video release. That's pretty cool.
- 对 你知道怎么删掉那视频吗 - 你认真的 - Yeah. How do you turn off the internet. - Really.
你知道吗 很多网友巴不得引起大家关注呢 You know a lot of people would kill for that, that kind of attention.
哦 我并不知道 我只是 Yeah, I don't know. I just.
更喜欢低调一点 Prefer to stay below the radar.
好吧 所以你过去常常与世隔绝 练跆拳道还是什么的 Okay, so maybe you used to cleave anymore Taekwondo smack down, is that it.
其实我以前练的是巴西战术和日本自卫术的结合 That was actually more a mix of Capoeira and aikido
我刚刚打你的一拳才是跆拳道 Taekwondo was what I just did on you.
但面对高手时 我会使用 But when face with multiple opponents. It's...
- 怎么了 - 你有点奇怪 - What? - You're weird.
- 噢 - 对 但是我很喜欢 因为听起来很酷 - Oh. - Yeah. But I like it, it's cool.
你父母是军队的还是其他武术部队的 Were you parents in the military or something?
噢 抱歉 呃 父母不是该谈的话题 Oh, sorry. Uh, parents are bad topic.
我很小的时候父母就过世了 They both died when I was really young.
我是在寄养的家庭里长大的 I was raised by a foster family
对不起 我不知道 我只是 有点瓜 Sorry, I had no idea. I just... stupid.
没关系 你怎么可能知道 No, It's fine. How would you have known
我并不知道 嗯 我很抱歉 I don't know. Well. I'm sorry.
以后注意就行了 不然你又会挨揍的 Just don't let it happen again. Or you might need more ice packs.
噢 耶 女高手 你知道吗 我还想比一次呢 Oh yeah. Lara Croft. You know, I want a rematch.
- 你真想 - 对 举起双拳来 - Do you? - Yeah, put them up.
- 好的 - 看招 - Alright. - See.
这儿 打这儿 Here. Hit it.
- 真的吗 我可不想伤到你 - 真的 打吧 OK 继续 - Really. I don't want to hurt you. - Yeah, just hit it. Okay come on.
疼 疼 疼 真痛 我有点眼花缭乱了 Aw, aw, aw. That hurts. I'm daze.
- 我需要冰敷 - 罗德里格 - I need the ice. - Rodrigo.
都准备好了吗 Are we set up?
对 刚准备 Oh, yeah. I just.
等一会儿 Give me 1 second.
好的 Okay.
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi
- 我很高兴你能来 - 我也一样 - I'm glad you can make it. - Me too.
你能帮我一个忙吗 You think you can do me a favor.
我尽量吧 I can try.
好的 过来吧 Yeah. Come on.
我一直在写新歌 但是 So I'm working on this new song. But.
我现在很有灵感 I'm just so inside of it now.
我能抒发真实的想法 如果你不介意的话 I could use an honest opinion if you don't mind.
不介意 No.
这相当困难 所以 我尽量温和点 It's pretty rough so... I be gentle.
- 处理得非常好 - 什么 - You're handling it pretty well. - What's that.
那女怪兽 The fame monster.
她可能是个人面兽心的人 She can be a beast.
嗯 It's um.
能和同样理解压力的人交流真好 It's nice talking to someone who understands the pressure.
- 谢谢 - 耶 - Thanks. - Yeah.
不 嗯 No, that's uh.
是我 同样感到压力的人 That's me. Pressure understander.
你知道那个守卫可能已经发现你了 You know that guard totally would have seen you.
不可能 我现在是隐身模式 No way. I was in stealth mode.
隐身模式 Stealth mode?
像这样一个地方肯定有其他后门 A compound like this would have counter Intel at it's ears.
像运动感应器之类的东西 你不可能轻松躲避这种设备的 Motion sensors. Hyperspectral imaging. There's no way you can just tip top down the hall.
高手绝不会出现在你面前 好让你攻击的 A high value target is never going to be vulnerable to a face to face take now.
- 不会 - 嗯 听着 你得设计 - His not? - No. Look, you got to...
一个让敌人痛苦得心理战争 通常选择和他们最亲近的人 Engineer a pass of campaign of mental anguish basically alienating the target from those closest to him.
他会逐渐疯掉 最后 忍不住自杀 He'll draw up paranoia and suspicion gall and eventually he'll just kill himself.
我不确定是不是有这个游戏键 I'm not sure if there's a button for that.
好吧 Right um.
试试 用那边点灯线把他勒死 Just, choke him out with that lamp cord there..
棒极了 Nickel.
谢谢宝贝 Thanks babe.
我想你该放手了 I should. I should probably get going.
噢 好的 Yeah. No doubt.
听着 你走之前 我有个好消息告诉你 Hey listen. Before you bounce.
古同学跑遍了整个小镇通知了各位 这周五我们将有一个派对 Gooch ran through out of town. So we're throwing down this Friday.
- 你会到那里吧 - 真的吗 - You got to be there. - Are you serious?
所有派对都没有父母干涉 天呐 那天将是最好的一天 All parents away in your party. Oh my god this day couldn't get any better.
我认为 Pittsburgh I think
古同学的派对绝对很棒 Buts Gooch's parties are legendary.
你来吗 You down?
对 我肯定来 Down. I'm down. Yeah.
赞 Nickel.
- 好极了 - 对 好极了 - Totem pole. - Totem pole.
你好啊 83号 Greetings 83.
- 晚上好 83号 - 你怎么找到我的 - Good evening, 83. - How did you find me.
我总能通过任何线索找到你的 Same way I learned to tie bow ties and slice a pineapple.
视频网上 YouTube.
然后 你现在在为谁效力呢 So. Who're you working for, huh?
东欧集团的Azevedo 还是 Langley Eastern Bloc, Azevedo or Langley.
我没有为任何人效力 OK I'm not working for anybody, okay.
还说谎 skip the lies.
我刚让佩德罗准备好刑具了 And just let Pedro here go ahead and do his thing.
就用在你身上 很爽的 You down with that. That be hot right.
头儿 别用刑 Hardman please.
你知道吗 You know what.
你先退下吧 Just stand down Pedro.
你知道接下来我会做什么吗 You know what I'm going to do?
我直接从你嘴里得出真相 I'm going to go ahead and cut right through the truth.
吐真药 Zyrov.
开玩笑吧 那没有用的 Seriously?It doesn't even worked.
没开玩笑 现在就来试试吐真药会不会有效 Yeah, seriously. Now we're going to see if it works
你 为什么 逃跑 Why... did... you... run... away...?
83号 83号 83... 83...
再问一次 One more time.
你为什么逃跑 Why did you run away?
你剥夺了我的童年 You deprive me of my childhood.
我总不能举起我的手来说 I couldn't just raise my hand and say:
头儿 打扰一下 我真的不想做杀手 "Excuse me, sir. I don't think I really want to be an assassin.
我能离开组织吗 Can I please be excuse from this secret mountain killing school."
别 别哭好吗 看不惯女人掉泪 Please, please. Can we just stop the water works.
OK 直接说实话吧 Okay. Let's get to the bottom of this.
你在为谁效力呢 现在 Who are you working for?
没为谁 真的 我没给任何人效力 Nobody. I'm not working for anybody, I promise.
好吧 除了我在夏天为思特福做过几星期的暑假工 Okay, I worked for Stavro for a few weeks over the summer just to make some extra cash.
我认为你不会在意这件事 I didn't think you would mind.
Aziz, Fortaz, Zerbaro 你什么时候跑到Levignac去了 Aziz, Fortaz, Zerbaro When the hell were you in Levignac.
Stavro Pizzeria是世界上最大的意大利餐厅连锁购物中心基地 Stavro Pizzeria. It's the world's largest mall base Italian restaurant chain.
- 他们做很美味的蒜香面包 - 对 很美味的蒜香面包 - They make these amazing garlic knots. - Amazing garlic knots.
我只想做个普通的女孩 I just want to be normal.
你是个杀手 杀手从不哭泣的 You're a Prescott. Prescott don't cry.
为什么她会哭 Why is she crying?
她正努力找回她的本性吗 Her struggle to find her own identity?
情感开始波动了 Emotion turbulence of a first crush.
也许她看言情小说看多了 Maybe she watched the notebook one too many times.
小女孩在青春期有个一个非常不稳定的阶段 Adolescence is a very volatile time for a young woman.
- 看他多了解我 - 83号 - He so gets me. - 83!
你是个残酷的特工 You are a rogue agent.
以后别再这样了 This is got to end.
现在 等一下 Whoa, whoa, whoa... Okay,okay, okay. Hold on now.
你能不能把我当作 You just cant' take me.
在大街上走失的小女孩吗 Missing girl in a small town would throw up all kinds of red flags.
四处寻找家人 Amber alert. Hello?
我得回去 至少 I need to go back and tie up loose ends. At least just...
我年迈的奶奶生病了 什么的 Say my grandma got sick or something.
- 我赞同 - 好吧 - I like it. - Okay.
OK 但是现在必须了结这事 Okay. But it's got to be done now.
明白吗 来自Regina州的 梅根 You understand. Megan, from Regina.
- 应该读 - 我知道应该怎么读 - It's pronounced... - I know how it's pronounced.
来自加拿大的 梅根 Mega, from Canada.
必须得消失 Has got to disappear.
永远消失 Forever.
明白吗 You got it.
好 给她解开绳子 Alright, cut her loose.
嘿 Hey!
小忍龟 过来 洗洗睡觉吧 Ninja turtle. Come on. Wash up. Bed.
嗯 帕克 你从哪儿拿到那玩意儿的 Um Parker. Where did you get that?
- 天啊 - 对不起啊 梅根 - Oh my god! - Sorry Megan.
快走 快走 Go, go, go.
嘿 你还好吧 Hey. Are you okay?
- 你还好吧 - 嗯 我很好啊 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. I'm fine.
- OK - 那些人假装送我回来的 - Okay. - Keys... Keys to tuck and roll.
没听清 他们是谁 I'm sorry. Tuck and what?
那些是秘密特务吗 Were those secret agents?
- 对 他们是 - 好棒 - They were Parker. - Yes.
不过 我很好 我现在很好 But I'm fine. Now I'm okay.
我是说看看这些 艳阳高照 I mean look at this. The sun is out.
云彩飘飘 The clouds are shinning.
你是帕克 而你是莉兹 You are Parker and you are Liz.
- 我吓到你了 - 对 我还被吓到了呢 - You're scared of me. - Hell yes, I am.
不只是我 还有你 害怕面对这个世界 Not, not just me though. I mean you fear the world.
每天早上 你穿得很不屑一切的样子 Every morning, you dress yourself in this cloak of sarcasm.
但是卸下那道伪装后 But stripped fair of this defense.
你不得不和其他同龄人打交道 You be force to forge your connections with the near peer group.
暴露了你真实的自己 Allowing the people to see the true Liz.
做回真正的自己吧 Go back to fail, Elizabeth.
我会接纳你的 I'll not reject you.
你在讲笑话吧 You talk funny.
还有另一个小伙伴 Another fine observation.
你是个没有父爱 容易受伤害的小男孩 You sensitive boy with no father figure.
天啊 OK Oh my god! Okay.
她可真懂你 She's so get to you.
闭上臭嘴 帮我扶她起来 Shut up and grab her ankles.
你没事吧 You okay?
对 我只是感觉有点怪 Yeah. I just. I just.. just sort of felt weird.
像是被谁从车上丢下来一样 Felt like I was toss from a moving car.
我理解那种感受 I know that feeling.
所以 你会参加古同学的派对吧 So uh. Are you going to Gooch's party.
我还不确定 I don't know. I mean,
其实我得征求我爸的同意 it's just that my dads is not really big on parties so I 'll have to ask.
- 过度保护 - 过度警惕 有控制欲望之类的 - Over protective. - Hyper vigilant, domineering, intrusive any of those work.
我懂你的意思 I know what you mean.
我的养父母有时候也管得很严 My foster parents can be pretty controlling sometimes.
噢 他们经常不让你出门吗 Oh yeah. What, they ground you a lot?
更像是囚禁一样 More like solitary confinement.
哇 加拿大父母可真差劲啊 Wow. CANRA really does suck.
我从没机会做我自己想做的事 I was never really given the chance to figure out what I want.
事实上 我假装死亡才逃出那里 Practically I have to fake my own death just to get out of there.
哦 至少现在你过得挺好得 Well. I mean at least you stood up for yourself.
那真好 因为有时候我也想办法逃跑 That's cool. Cos sometimes I wish I had a way out.
逃离这里 你怎么会想到离开这里呢 A way out, of here? Why would you ever want to leave this place.
我想我只是追求一点新鲜感罢了 I guess it's just the time for something new.
说不定大学就有新鲜感 I guess that's what college is for.
但是我还不确定 But I don’t know.
你对未来有什么打算吗 I mean have you thought of what's next for you.
- 没有 -还没有 - No. - No?
事实上 No. Actually I have..
我太过于关注这儿的事了 根本没打算未来会怎样 ..been so focus on this term. I hadn't really thought about it.
你应该好好想想 Well you should.
你还有大半辈子的生活要过呢 You know you got a whole life ahead of you.
当我没说 不过不管你怎么打算 It doesn't matter. You know whatever you do.
我相信一定会很惊人的 I'm sure it'll be...impressive.
- 你真这样认为 - 对啊 - You really think so? - Yeah.
我是说 I mean.
我还没见过你做出什么惊人的事 所以 I never seen you do something that wasn't impressive so...
嘿 伙伴们 Hey guys.
- 我组织了一个派对 - 好呀 - I sort of have a party. - Sweet.
你可以带你朋友来 但是别胡搞 Bring your friends, but no buse.
你刚刚说的那一番话很贴心 谢谢你 That was a really nice thing to say. Thank you.
- 那么 关于古同学的派对 - 噢 - Listen, so. Gooch's party. - Oh.
- 再说吧 - 别 现在就确定吧 - We can talk about it later. - No, no, no. I want to talk about it now.
我不去 你可以去 No. You should go.
真的 挺好的 Seriously, it's cool.
Okay.
你真的应该来的 You should really come to the party.
或许你能找到新鲜感 Could be you way out.
看情况吧 We'll see.
喂 妈 你不会真的让她去吧 Wait, mom. You're not like letting her go to that, are you.
当然会 Sure. Hey, what's the big deal?
昨晚 她才在前门前晕倒了 For starters. She was passed out on the front yard last night.
或许 她只是喝多了 But. Maybe she had too much to drink.
这你不介意吗 That's just really okay with you?
我知道来了一个新女儿 你对她有些嫉妒 I know having another girl in the house might be causing some jealousy issues.
以后不能再这样了 But this needs to stop.
我只是觉得那个派对并不适合她 Okay. Well I don't think that this party would be a safe environment for her.
- 为什么这么说 - 因为 - Why is that? - Because...
古同学会去那儿 而且 古同学就是个混球 Gooch is going to be there. And Grooch is a pig.
在商务课上 他拟定了一个方案 开一个海盗主题餐馆 In business class, he had this proposal to have a pirating restaurant
用餐后 你可以选择抢劫女服务员 where after dinner you have the option to plunder your waitress.
好吧 如果真有那么危险 那你应该和她一起去参加派对 Well, if you think it's going to be that dangerous. Then I think you need to go with her.
- 什么 - 对 你们两个就可以一起对付他了 - What! - Yeah. You 2 can walk the plank together.
- 你 你是在开玩笑吗 - 你陪她一起去 - The... are you, is that a joke? - You're going.
天啊 Oh my god!
好好玩吧 Yeah, and try to have some fun.
一百次 就像卡尔顿说的 疯子 Hundred. Like what Carlton says. Sick.
别惹我 伙计 Whoa, don't taze me bro.
帕克 天啊 帕克 Parker! Oh my god. Parker.
你从哪里拿的这些东西的 Where do you get these things. Honey, Parker.
你看清来真漂亮 You look cute.
谢谢 你也一样 Thanks. You too.
- 这太棒了 对吧 - 对 - Isn't this awesome? - Yeah.
就像美国健身俱乐部一样 Like a Valis total fitness.
耶 自由 Yeah! Freedom!
冲啊 兄弟 给我喝一杯 Charge! Give me a drink bro!
好吧 看来我会把这个忘掉 Well. I don't even need to black that out so...
凯特 Kate!
我很好 I'm okay!
耶 我非常好 Yeah! I'm okay!
真的 我们在澳大利亚见过面 No, but uh true story. We meet while I was in Australia.
严格地说他是在加拿大长大的 He's practically grows to there you know.
所以 你和他是朋友吗 我超爱他的电影 Wait. So, you're friends with him? Because I've love his movies.
我们还谈不上是朋友 但是 Well, I wouldn't say we're friends. But you should...
你们可以看看他发我的大尺度图片 ...see the snapshots he sends me.
噢 这是我听过的最酷的事情 Oh. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard.
别激动 小老虎 Well. Easy... tiger.
- 别弄乱了我的发型了 - 你怎么出现在这儿 84号 - Can't mess up my hair. - Why are you even here 84?
为什么你假装认识Hemsworth兄弟(雷神扮演者) And why are pretending to know Hemsworth.
我可没假装 I'm not pretending.
你知道他们哪个 Which one you now?
跟你有关系吗 Does it matter?
- 有什么关系 - 你冷静点 - Does it matter? - Chill out.
我只是来调查某件事的 梅根 Just keeping an eye on things. Megan.
- 所以是哈曼德派你来监视我的 - 以防万一 - So Hardman sent you to watch over me! - Insurance policy.
没法带你回去的话 If we can't get you out.
- 我们会采取强制措施 - 通过破坏我的社交生活吗 - We'll force you out. - By ruining my social life.
不过看起来你并没多少社交生活 Though it doesn't seem like you have much in one.
噢 Oh, oh, oh...
你喷了Ke$ha代言的香水 Are you wearing Ke$ha?
你鼻子可真灵啊 Your scent is the absolute truth.
噢 还有 Oh and...
这是海瑟的香水 It's Heather now.
噢 Ow!
回来 你要去哪儿 Come back here! Where're you going?
刚刚发生了什么事 What the fuck was that?
- 欢迎回来 - 噢 抱歉 - Welcome home. - Oh no, I'm...I'm sorry.
- 我很好 - 噢 - I'm decent. - Oh.
- 别担心 - 不 没关系 我觉得我应该 - Don't worry about it. - No. That's fine. I think I'll probably be...
别走 伊丽莎白 和我一起聊聊天吧 Stay with me Elizabeth Larson, and talk.
请留下 陪我一起聊天 好吗 Stay and talk with me, please.
你知道我名字 You know my name?
对啊 为什么不能知道你名字 Yeah. Why wouldn't I know your name.
你想知道我名字吗 You wanna know my name?
我只知道 根据年鉴书所说 I know that according to the year book.
你只喜欢大金刚和驴子蟠 这就足够了 You're interest are "Donkey Kong" and "Donkey Punches". So that's enough for me.
我的名字叫伯纳德 但是我有龙舌酒 My name is Bernard. But Bernard has Tequila!
- 在这个漂亮酒瓶里 - 回你家去吧 - In this awesome flask. - Go back to Vale.
我的龙舌酒可不是普通的龙舌酒哦 Bernard's Tequila in this flask Tequila.
- 过来喝一点 -好吧 - So come drink. - Okay, yeah.
- 噢 你还好吧 - 嗯 - Oh yes. Are you okay. - Okay.
你听说返校节舞会了吗 So. You heard about homecoming?
我一直注意那个男生 I have my eye on this one guy.
我在想他是不是在这儿 I wonder if he's here?
噢 他在那儿 Oh, yeah. There he is.
- 你想都别想 - 噢 怎么了 - Don't even think about it. - Oh, what?
你担心有人更喜欢我而不喜欢你吗 That somebody might like me more than you.
我警告你 I'm warning you.
- 他是我的菜 - 那我们走着瞧 - He's mine. - We'll see.
- 嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你俩想一起来玩啤酒游戏吗 So you ladies want to put some beer to your palm.
- 对 - 嘿 我叫卡什 - Yes. - Hey, I'm Cash.
我叫海瑟 Heather.
来吧 Come on.
嘿 你玩真的吗 Hey, you serious?
对 Yes.
这是因为我和我老爸之前的问题 It's because me and my old man.
他就是没感情的机器 有时候我甚至无法理解他 He's just this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.
你必须拿第一 我们家族不出废物 You got to be number one. I wouldn't tolerate any losers in this family.
只许成功 不需失败 Your intensity is for shit. Win, win, win.
真是操蛋 You son of a bitch.
有时候 Sometimes.
有时候我希望我不是他儿子 然后他什么都不会管我了 Sometimes I wish my name would just give. and he would forget all about me.
抱歉 之前我一直不知道 I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
你可演得真好 You were such a great actor!
想起来了 那是《早餐俱乐部》的桥段吧 Oh god. That was the "Breakfast Club" dialogue.
- 对啊 - 噢 这我喜欢 - Yeah. - Oh. I love... I love it.
人们通常觉得我这种长相的人不会表演 People don't usually believe I can act just because the way I look.
当然我知道 我虽然没那么好 但是我有天赋 Sure. I'm no Vera Farmiga but I believe I've talent.
嗯 很有天赋 Tremendo talent.
- 真的吗 谢谢 - 真的 - Really. Thank you. - Yeah.
有人敲门 Knock knock.
- 噢 - 噢 看 是罗杰 - Oh. - Oh. Look, it's Roger.
- 罗杰兔宝宝 - 怎么了 - Roger rabbit. - What up.
过来玩吧 宝贝 Hoo ka ka hoo. Come babe, nice.
不了 我看你们玩得挺开心的 No, it's okay. That looks like fun in there though.
你们有没有看见梅根 You guys have not seen Megan anywhere, have you?
谁想知道 Who wants to know?
我想 I do.
- 他看起来是认真的 - 是么 - He has a trustworthy face. - Trustworthy?
有点 带着傻笑 A little bit. With that smirk.
她在楼下 嘘 She's downstairs. Shh...
但是别说是我说的 But. You did not hear that from me.
因为 我从来就没 来过这儿 Because I... was never... here
那你们玩得开心了 谢谢你了 You guys have fun. Thank you.
- 很吵 不过很有意思 - 嘿 梅根 - Noise. Really, it's so much fun. - Hey, Megan.
你知道 你知道伯纳德在哪儿吗 Do you know where. Do you know where Bernad is?
噢 Oh...
这房子可 正大啊 This store is like... huge...
谁是伯纳德 Who's Bernard?
他是 He's...
如果你知道 如果他打电话找我的的话 Just if you know, when he's. When he calls me back.
告诉他 我会在 Could you just tell him that I'm gonna be.
我会在这个桌布下等他 I just gonna be under this under table cloth.
出租车来了 谁想要华夫饼 Cabs here. Whose up for waffles.
噢 太棒了 我们一起去吧 Oh my god. Let's do it.
嘿 梅根 你来吗 Hey, Megan. You in?
不 我得把她带回家睡觉 I should really get her to bed.
我看她在那里睡得挺香的啊 I think she's already found one.
来吧 我们一起去吃点东西 Come on, let's grab a bite.
卡什 你想出去逛逛还是来一发 Come on, Cash. You want to hang out or bang out?
嘿 莉兹 Hey, Liz.
先坐起来 Like, sit up for a second.
好了 我出去吃点华夫饼 Okay, I want to go out for waffles.
一会儿就回来 还给你带点回来 I'll be right back. I'll bring you waffles.
- OK - 嘿 - Okay. - Hey.
周围有人给你提及返校节舞会了吗 Has anyone around here told you about homecoming?
没有 No.
走吧 Come on.
噢 走吧 Oh, yeah. Okay.
真是太不像话了 早上我甚至连咖啡都还没喝 This is ridiculous. I haven't even had coffee this morning.
醒来 却要给你的脸擦掉 I wake up and what do I come down to.
小弟弟涂鸦 Dick's in my face.
你怎么认为 睡在陌生人家里就很安全了 What in that head of yours thought it was okay to sleep at a stranger's house.
- 你叫我们好好玩的 - 这叫玩吗 - You told me to go have fun. - Fun.
让你玩 可没叫你早上6点钟跌跌撞撞地回家啊 还被画花了脸 Fun, but you stumbled in here at 6 am with male genitalia drawn on your face.
- 我昨晚已确认过她的安全了 - 真的吗 - I made sure she was safe. - Excuse me.
我给了她枕头 She. She had a pillow.
但是你应该先送她回家 But what she should have had, was a ride home.
你不该把她留着在沙发上 You don't leave a friend end up in couch
而跑去跟某个二货乐队男生一起吃早饭 because you want to go have breakfast with some silly little boy band.
家人之间应该相互照顾 We look out for each other in this family.
知道了吗 Got it.
知道了 妈妈 Yes ma'am.
- 噢 - 那帮龟孙子 - Oh. - Assholes.
他们竟然用马克笔 They use a sharpie.
你就带着张脸去做礼拜吧 You're going to go to church with that on your face.
你干脆直接跟牧师说 Why don't you walk right up to the pastor and say.
- 嘿 我脸上有个小弟弟 - 我会的 - Hey, I got a penis on my face. - I will.
噢 你竟然会 很好 走 去给你奶奶看看 Oh you will. Okay great. Let's go show your grandma.
快上来 同学 Step right up. Gum drop.
开门啊 Hey, open the door.
今天天气真好啊 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
- 后三排有口香糖黏着 - 我们还在车面呢 - Yeah there is some gum 3 rows back. - (We're out here.)
- 你想去坐吗 -（开门啊司机） - Do you think you can get on that. - (Hello...)
哇 你还学会讽刺了啊 Woo... Teenage sarcasm.
你有过青春痘和厌食症吗 Have you tried acne and eating disorders too
你刮过胡子吗 Have you tried shaving.
大胡子总统 马丁范布伦会打电话找你要回他的胡子的 Martin Van Buren called, he wants those sideburns back.
马丁范布伦在1882年就死 那时候是后还没电话 Martin Van B died in 1822. 14 years before...
因为14年后才发明电话呢 the invention of the telephone.
你现在知道我为什么更喜欢家庭教育了吧 Now you see why I prefer home school.
请坐 Sit.
(司机, 为什么只让她上车) (Hello.) (Why is he letting her in.)
- 我要带你回组织 - 什么 - I'm pulling you out. - What.
不 我们不是说好了吗 No. We had a deal.
计划改变了 看看屏幕吧 Deal's off. Look at your screen.
诺克斯逃跑了 而且留下了一个非常友善的威胁 Knox escaped. And she left a really nice death threat.
她怎么逃掉了 How was that possible.
有人帮她逃跑了 我会找其他帮手一起出动 She had help. I'll ask some good people.
我不想失去你 所以我想把你带到安全的地方 Don't want to lose you, so I'm trying to get you somewhere safe.
- 我在这儿很安全 谢谢 - 你刚登陆了Facebook - I'm safe here. Thank you. - You just logged on to Facebook.
- 用的是假名 - 我要带你回去 - Under an alias. - I'm taking you back.
我现在过着正常的生活 我不想回组织 I have an actual life now, okay. I'm not going back to Prescott.
如果诺克斯发现你在这儿 And when Knox find out where you are.
她会抓你的家人和朋友来威胁你 She will use your actual life to destroy you.
不能有任何情感 还记到吗 83号 No attachments. Remember, 83.
我不能再过以前的生活了 I can't live like that again.
(司机 我们还在外面呢 开门啊 我们快迟到了) (Hey, we'll out here. We're going to be late, come on.)
如果你想待这儿 If you want to go alone.
你就得保证始终一个人生活 You'll have to go 100%.
不牵连其他人 Alone.
我就不会再回你 I won't be back.
可是 莉兹好不容易待我如朋友一般了 It's just. Liz is finally acting like a human towards me.
而且 我确定罗杰是我生命中的第一个挚友 And I'm pretty sure Roger is my first real friend.
还有 我刚被全校最帅的男生 And I got just asked out.
约去参加返校节舞会了 By the hottest guy, to homecoming.
我还没参加过那种舞会呢 好吗 I've never been to a homecoming, okay. This is...
我不回去 我要留下 I'm not going. I'm staying.
让我下车 Let me off.
记住 83号 Remember, 83.
我可不是营救队的 I'm not in the rescue business.
- 谢谢 - 终于 - Thank you. - Finally
如果诺克斯来了 If Knox comes.
她最好带着武器 She better bring fire. She better bring thunder.
和她的帮手 And she better bring help.
告诉她 请在晚上10点半之前来 那之后我不能出门了 Just tell her to bring it before 10.30. I've got a curfew.
为什么你这么生气啊 I don't know why you are so made alright.
- 我可没逼你喝酒的 - 我的脸被画上了小弟弟的涂鸦 - I didn't pour Tequila down you throat. - I got Pablo Picasso on my face.
怎么 这可是高中最最最丢脸的事 Yah. It's like the pinnacle of high school humiliation.
你洗掉了啊 It washed off.
- 还有点痕迹 - 什么 - Sort of. - What!
我的天啊 Oh my god!
重点是我被照下来传到网上去了 And the photos. Instagram likes owns them now.
我们这会儿能不能想点好事呢 Can we just focus on the positive for a minute.
卡什邀请我一起去舞会了 Cash asked me to homecoming.
我不去的话 他就邀请海瑟去 If I hadn't gone with him, he would have ask Heather.
那就玩完了 That would have been game over.
天啊 Jesus. Ring wall!
你整天幻想各种浪漫的事累不累啊 Do you never tire of "Design Mimi jean" movie fantasy.
我就不明白为什么你会如此钟情于那家伙 I don't even understand why you're so obsessed with this guy.
好吧 我是说 他挺帅 又是乐队主唱 I mean, okay. His cute and he's in a band.
对 Yeah.
不过他看起来就像个弯的 He also looks like the ass baby of Cris Angel and Russell Brand.
喂 Hello.
你在听我说话吗 Are you listening to me?
你在看什么 What are you staring at?
趴下 Get down!
- 和我换位置 - 天呐 发生了什么事 - Switch seats with me. - Oh my god. What's happening?
有人想谋杀我 Somebody wants me dead.
- 有车在追我们 莉兹 - 好吧 但为什么 - We're in a car chase, Liz. - Okay, why?
我不是加拿大的 I'm not from Canada.
我是从类似训练杀手的军方组织里逃出来的 I'm a fugitive from a quasi government to military facility that trains child assassins.
我通过假死逃出来 然后伪装成一个外国交换生 I faked my own death to run away. And pretend to be an exchange student.
- 我不知道怎么跟你解释了 - 让我出去 - I didn't know how to tell you. - I got to get out of here.
别 别下去 No, don't do that!
- 你怎么作死啊 - 我不知道 - Why would you do that. - I don't know.
你得好好控制呼吸 I need you to get your breathing under control
以免你 Before you...
感觉好点了吗 You feel better now. Don't you?
围栏 Fence!
发生了什么事 What happened?
- 你做什么 - 别动 - What are you doing? - Don't move.
- 你疯了吗 - 别动 - Are you crazy! - Don't move.
我的天 My god...!
莉兹 停下 Liz, stop!
就待这儿 Stay here.
是84号的香水 Ke$ha.
特工83号 Agent 83.
我以为我们之前没关系了 I thought we were done with each other.
她是个两面派 哈德曼 She's a god damn double agent, Hardman.
你怎么有点沮丧 Why you sound so upset?
你的手下差点杀了我 Your protection tried to kill me.
哪个手下 And what protection would that be?
- 84号 - 84号特工 你看见她了 - 84. - Agent 84. You've seen her?
对 我看见了 Yes, I've seen her.
你派她监视我 她还想勾引我的男朋友 You assigned her to shadow me. She tried to steal my boyfriend.
哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa...
沿着主电线 绕回到开关盒 Follow the lead wire back to the switching box.
啊 啊 啊 是红色的那个 Aw, aw, aw. The red one.
(请别炸掉我) (Please don't blow me up.)
我没派84号啊 I did not send 84.
事实上 我以为她牺牲了 As a matter of fact, I thought she was dead.
- 在诺克斯逃跑反击过程中牺牲了 - 什么 - Killed in action. During the Knox escape. - What?
噢 天呐 Oh god.
这真是些什么乱七八糟的事儿 This is a hell of a state of affairs.
听着 把我的装备送了 我会解决她 Look. Just send me my gear. I can take her out.
噢 不 不 83号 我已经警告过你了 Oh no, no, no. 83, I've warned you about this.
你只能靠你自己了 You're on your own.
- 我的挂了 - 我有足够的 - Got to go. - I have enough...
对不起 Sorry.
哦 这就是防弹服的作用 And... That's why we wear the suits.
罗杰 Roger?
你怎么在这儿 I didn't know you were here?
哦 我听说你们出车祸了 Yeah. I heard about the accident.
很感谢你能来 现在我很需要一个朋友在我身边 Thanks so much for coming. I really needed a friend right now.
哦 Right.
我想卡什很快会来了 I'm sure Cash is on his way.
很高兴你没有受伤 Anyway. I'm really glad you're not hurt.
回头见 OK I'll see you around. Okay.
所以 你是个杀手咯 So. Trained assassin, huh.
上帝 你怎么没有生气或揍我一顿 My god. You didn't get pissed and bumped me off.
为什么来我家 Why did you come?
我看了你们的全家福 I saw the family photo.
你们看起来很幸福 我也想成为其中一员 You guys look really happy. And I wanted to be part of that.
但是我也不想事情变成这样 莉兹 对不起 But I never wanted this Liz.I'm really sorry.
没关系 嘘 嘘 No. Shh, shh, shh.
一切都很好 Everything is fine.
我也没事 I'm fine.
或许 大多只是擦伤而已 Maybe, really I think it's mostly just...bruising.
那就好 Good.
哈德曼说的没错 我太愚蠢了没有听他的 Hardman, I'm sorry. I was just too stupid to listen.
我要走了 I got to go.
可别离开我们 Don't leave us.
这是保证你们安全的唯一办法 'Cos it's the only way to keep you guys safe.
胡说 Bullshit!
听着 Look.
事情不会总是你所想象那样发展的 I'm sorry. That this is not working out the way you always imagine.
但是生活总是坎坷的 But life... is messy.
每个人的生活都是如此 And it doesn't give a free pass to anyone.
无论你说多少不同的语言 No matter how many different languages you speak.
或 是否能用呼啦圈杀人 Or whether or not you can kill someone with a hula hoop.
离开我们 Abandoning people.
并不是在帮助我们 Is not... how you help them.
离别带来的是伤痛 Leaving is what hurts.
相信我 Trust me.
有一群心狠手辣的人正在抓我 莉兹 There are vicious, self absorbed, sociopaths out to get me right now, Liz.
想想 I mean.
你不也在高中存活了下来 不是吗 You survived high school, right?
这些人又能有多坏呢 How bad can these guys be?
嘿 Hey!
你要去哪儿 Where're you going?
我哪都不去 I'm not going anywhere.
谢谢你送的画 帕克 Thanks for my picture. Parker.
把我的眼镜放回去 Now put back my goggles.
- 哇 - 啊 - Whoa... - Whoa!
哦 Okay.
我会给你俩一点时间 I'll let you guys have a minute.
- 嘿 你想检查 - 对 谢谢 - Hey. You wanna check your.. - Yeah. Thanks.
- 晚点打我电话 - 好的 - Call me later. - Cool.
- 噢 小鲜肉 - 耶 - Oh. Fresh meat. - Yeah!
耶 Yeah.
闭嘴 Shut up.
你不能评价我 You cannot judge me.
不做评论 Not judging.
按照我的指示 我们都能安全到家 Follow the mission profile and we all come home safely.
我们有自己的优势 就等着诺克斯来找我们 We have the home field advantage. So we let Knox come to us.
舞会节马上就快到了 我们都得做些保护措施 It is homecoming. Now every girl should use protection.
好的 开始吧 Okay. Let's do this.
太好了 快把这个拿走 Awesome, please take this away from me.
我真是要吐到你身上了 I'm gonna throw up all over you.
请便 Please...
杀人是什么感觉 What's it like to kill someone?
抱歉 说啥呢 Excuse me?
我怎么样 I just mean, do you even...
会后悔伤心吗 当你一枪打爆别人的头 Feel remorse when you're, like, shooting someone in the face?
他们告诉我们 They used to tell us
要别想太多 that we had to detach,
但我总做不到 but... I never could.
那么 会让你晚上作噩梦吗 So, wait, then are you, like, haunted at night
因为你曾看到那些景象 by the visions of the souls that you've taken?
不 不 没 不 No, no, not... no.
没有吧 Not quite.
要知道 我 See, I've...
以前从没有做个这个 Never actually done it before.
什么 What?
等一下 你告诉我你是超有经验小姐啊 Wait, you told me you were, like, Miss experienced.
我从没这样说过 I never said that.
我清清楚楚记得你这样说过 I distinctly remember you saying that.
我知道这都啥道理 行吗 I know how it works, okay?
我可能这样说过 I may have said that.
我看多那些录像 I've seen videos,
杀人的不同方法 different ways that it's done.
我只是不曾自己亲手做过 I've just never done it myself.
真的 从没有? Like, never?
有一次我差不多成功了 I came really close once
在伦敦差不多捉到那人 and grazed this guy in London.
这算么 Does that count?
算啊 That counts.
Mm...
我想要全套做到才算吧 I think it has to go all the way in.
好吧 Okay, wow.
要是你硬要在鸡蛋里挑骨头 If we're gonna nitpick here,
那就没有咯 then technically no.
但我做过很多其他的东西 I've done lots of other stuff, though.
好吧 Okay.
我有 I have.
我信你 I believe you.
这没你想得容易 好吗 It's not as easy as you think, okay?
整理好心绪准备好是要花时间的 It can take a few times for things to line up.
我不知道你在笑什么 I don't know why you're laughing.
不 我会 我会做的 No, I would... I would do it.
如果要 我会做的 If I had to, I would do it.
只是 I just...
只是觉得第一次是特殊的 I just think the first time should be special.
对吧 Right?
是吧 Yeah, well...
那么我们有一点共同点了 We agree on one thing, then.
你们在聊什么 What are we talking about?
你要 Uh... would you...
爆米花吗 Popcorn?
你想吃点爆米花吗 Would you like some popcorn?
我觉得你肯定想吃点爆米花 难道你不想吃点爆米花 I bet you'd like some popcorn. Wouldn't you like some popcorn?
- 嗨 - 好了吗 - Hi. - Ready.
对 我看起来好看吧 Yeah. Am.. Am I good?
- 很好看 - OK - Better than good. - Okay.
稍等一下 One second, glowing.
- 闭上眼 - 好的 - Close. - Okay.
这儿 There.
画一点点眼线 带点神秘感 Just a little bit of smoke around the eyes. As do Mystique.
我怎么样 And me?
高跟鞋感觉如何 Any positive about the heels?
还挺合适的 Hey, I got this. I got this.
噢 他们来了 Oh my god. They're here.
去见他把 Go get him.
和你一起去 走吧 Not without you. Let's go.
3, 2, 1.
Yes.
你女伴是莉兹吧 So. Liz Larson, huh.
对 你知道的 Yeah. You know.
怎么说呢 我喜欢和她待在一起 What can I say. I like who I am around her.
- 好样的 古同学 - 噢 我的名字叫伯纳德 - Good for you Gooch. - Oh, it's Bernard now.
请叫我伯纳德 It's Bernard.
Hello.
- 看看你们 都打扮好了 - 是啊 - Look at you. All dressed. - Yeah.
- 很帅啊 我喜欢 - 谢谢 - This is nice. I like this. - Thank you.
给 Here we go, girls.
哦 很不错 Okay, great.
- 谢谢 - 哇哦 - Thank you. - Wow.
- 你们真的很漂亮 - 谢谢 - You girls look beautiful. - Thank you.
噢 等等 等等 Oh, wait, wait, wait...
- 我来照张相吧 - 好的 - Let's take a picture. - Okay.
1, 2.
茄子 Cheese.
多留些美好回忆 Make memories.
- 别造出宝宝了 - 多谢提醒 - Not babies. - Thank you.
你俩小子记住 如果欺负她们 Remember boys. Whatever you do to them.
老娘会加倍奉还 I'm going to do to you.
不是开玩笑的 Not kidding.
太棒了 这是我第一次参加舞会 Oh my god. My first homecoming.
- 时刻警惕任何事情 - 明白 - Just be ready for anything. - Gotcha.
卡什在哪 看见卡什了吗 Where's Cash? Seen Cash?
蝴蝶结不错 保持点神秘感 安波 Good tie. A little mystery, Amber.
我超爱这首歌 I love this song.
- 一起去跳舞吧 - 好的 - You wanna go dance? - Yes.
我们也去跳舞吧 Should we go join them?
我们乐队是下个表演 或许晚点吧 Emotacon is on next. Maybe after.
行 好的 Sure. Okay.
奶酪怎样 How's the cheese?
不错 Not bad.
事实上是挺好的高达奶酪 It's uh.. It's actually pretty gouda.
- 你是指高大上吗 - 不 是高达 - You mean good. - No. gouda.
文字游戏 It's a joke.
高达奶酪 好吃 Cheese. Gouda. It's good.
哦 哦 我懂了 Right, right. I get it, yeah.
- 文字游戏 - 不是 - Pig Latin. - No.
卡什 我期待今晚已经很久了 Cash. I've dreamt about a night like this.
我和你在一起很开心 For a really time. And I have had so much fun.
你是乐队的主唱 You're the front man of an amazing band.
- 你是牛顿高中的男神 - 等等 - You're the king of this high school. - Wait a minute.
你要和我分手吗 Are you dumping me?
不 不是的 No, no, no...
宝贝 You know what, babe.
不管是不是 我们待会再谈 好吗 Whatever it is, let's talk about it later.
等会 Later?
我今晚还有表演 It's just that I got a big show tonight. You know.
- 我得让我得嗓子休息下 - 好的 - I got to... tune my voice, rest it. - Right.
对 当然 Alright. Of course.
先失陪下 Excuse me.
女人 Women.
谁需要她们呢 Who need them.
就想说下 我还欠你一个道歉 Just you to know. And I owe you a huge apology
梅根 别说了 Megan just stop.
我知道你在生气 我们能不能 You're pissed, I get it. Can we just...
听着 我没有生气 好吗 Look. I'm not pissed, alright.
你和大明星约会 没关系的 You wanna go date the rock star. That's fine.
随便你和其他受欢迎的人一起玩儿 You wanna go hang with a cool crowd, whatever.
- 我只是让你知道 - 我并不知道 - But I just want you to know that. - I don't.
等我说完 我一直在想说什么 我想全部说出来 Hold on. I was practicing it in my head. And I want to get it all out.
我只是好奇 你听明白了吗 I'm just curious. You know what?
我并不想和那个歌手约会 I don't want to date the rock star.
我才发现 他根本没把我当回事儿 Alright, it turns out. They don't get puns.
完全没有 Like, at all!
我一直在想 谁对我最好 I thought about what was best for me.
是你 It's you.
我吗 It's me?
你真的觉得 我会不知道自己内心的真实感受吗 You really thought I let all this inner buffness get away from it.
说这些可能有点晚了 Look. Maybe I'm too late.
但是我仔细考虑了一下 在这种舞会上 和自己真正喜欢的男生一起跳舞 But according to my exhaustive research. It is very important I dance with the guy.
对我来说 很重要 That I really really like, at homecoming.
能和我跳支舞吗 Can I have this dance.
嘿 你不行 Hell no, you can't.
- 别勾搭我的舞伴了 - 什么 - Quit getting hands, you with my date. - What?
她吃你豆腐了吗 Did she try to touch you?
你怎么认识她的 How you even know her?
噢 伯纳德 Oh. Bernard.
- 等下 -好的 - One second. - Yeah, sure.
- 你们在约会 - 没错 所以拿开你的脏手 - Your date! - Yeah. So, paws off!
嘿 打扰一下 Hey. Just one second.
你在干什么 别和她计较 What are you doing? Don't taunt her.
- 给你一个新任务 - 真的吗 - Got a new mission. - Really.
是什么任务 What is it?
让那个小婊砸的手从我的男人身上拿开 For that duchebaguette to take her hands off my man.
好的 可怕的梅根 Okay. Prune Megan.
Okay.
Guys.
她们是为争罗杰儿打起来了吗 Were they fighting over Roger?
当我得知你在任务中牺牲了 那这是我最伤心的一天 When I heard you died in the field. It was the worst day of my life.
我非常想亲手杀了你 So wanted to kill you, myself!
朋友 发生什么事了 Dude, what is happening?
噢 天啊 这是黏糊糊的吧 Oh god. Is that glutinous?
液体不是黏糊糊的 Glutinous aren't liquid, so.
大豆酱是液体 它本来就黏糊糊的 好吗 Soya sauce is a liquid. And it has gluten in it. Hello.
你觉得果汁里会放大豆酱吗 You think there is soya sauce in the fruit punch.
天呐 你小时候被父母喂了多少注水牛肉 God! How much hormone injected beef did your parents feed you when you were a baby.
- 闭嘴 辛迪 - 你闭嘴 唐娜 - Shut up Cindy. - You shut up, Donna.
呵呵 你个低能儿 Ho ho. Totem pole.
怪胎 你这次打扮得不错 The fraky karess, that means you say well done
我还头一次见你穿得不像个怪胎 For once, you don't look like a tranny mess.
谢谢 我很喜欢你的裙子 Thanks I really like your dress.
展示你完美的长大腿 就像个鸡一样 Perfect length to show off those cottage cheese thighs
你是羡慕老娘的身材吧 碧池 You wished you had this bod. P90X. Bitch.
是羡慕你的大屁股 碧池 P90 extra large. Bitch.
我知道你在这儿 I know you're in here.
梅根 Megan.
我知道结果会怎样 We always knew it would end up like this.
我有把刀 Me with the knife.
插在你身体里 You with it, in you.
哈德曼 对我们的期望最大 Hardman expected so much of us.
但是 诺克斯让我有一个更好的选择 But Knox opened my eyes to a better deal.
她去干掉你珍视的家人 She takes care of your precious new family
而我来杀掉你 And I kill you.
而且 我会和卡什约炮 还有 罗杰 Plus, I got to make out with Cash... and Roger.
什么 What?
很不错吧 碧池 Hot... dog... Bitch!
嘿 Hey!
- 你没事吧 -对 没事 - You good?- Yeah, you?
噢 真的很好 Oh, I'm really good.
刺人真他妈爽快 Stabbing peoples' is fun.
还有其他人要对付吗 Are there going to be more people for me to stab?
走 把刀放下 我们得赶快回家 Come on. Put the corn dog down. We got to get home.
好的 Okay.
对 这儿没人了 Yeah, we're all clear out here.
那些小婊砸到底在哪儿 妈蛋 Where the hell is that girl? God damn it.
嘿 Hey!
你们真的该好好训练下那看门狗 You guys really need to do something about that perimeter security.
梅根 Megan?
欢迎回来 83好 看来你今晚要倒大霉了 Welcome home, 83. Looks like someone didn't get lucky tonight.
诺克斯 为什么你会来这儿 Why did you come back, Knox?
嗯 Wow.
一大堆理由 不过 Whole list of reasons but...
我们还是归结为一个理由吧 复仇 Why don't we just settled on revenge.
你可以叫我维多利亚 You know you can call me Victoria.
不如来个更亲近点儿的称呼吧 Hell. Why don't we get really familiar.
你可以叫我 Why don't you call me.
特工1号 Number 1.
毕竟 哈德曼以前就是这么叫我的 After all. That is what Hardman used to call me.
- 你组织出身的 - 亲爱的 我可是第一批组织哦 - You're a Prescott? - The original Prescott, sweetheart.
我们有很多共同之处 不过 We have a lot in common. Although...
不同的是 我听力哈德曼的警告 I listened to Hardman when he warned me about
不能有情感 Attachments.
莉兹 Liz!
我发现这女孩躲在外面 I Found this little rat scurrying outside..
你不希望他们受到伤害 对吧 You don't want to hurt your attachments. Do you?
- 放下枪 - 赶紧放下 - Drop it. Now. - Now!
放了他们 和他们没有关系 Let them go, alright. They're not involved.
当然有关系 Of course they are.
其实你根本不必这样 This doesn't have to end this way.
我们的确有很多共同之处 You and I actually do have a lot in common.
噢 但我却不是个疯子 贱货 Oh, except I'm not a psycho bitch.
谈谈吧 Give it sometime.
你怎么说 83号 What do you say, 83.
组织最厉害的第一人 我可没这样想 First Prescott huh. Never would have guessed.
什么意思 Excuse me?
看起来组织那个时候的要求很低啊 Prescott probably just had lower standards then, yah.
尽收一些败类 Taking whatever losers they can get.
哇哦 哇哦 Who, whoa, whoa...
你可真会讽刺 This girl got a mouth on her.
小婊砸 你想打架就直说 If you wanted a fight you could've just said so. You little bitch.
起来 Get your ass up.
站起来 我会怕你 On your feet. Did I stutter.
3轮 Round 3?
看你这个可怜的家伙 Oh, you sad little thing.
你认为他会来救你吗 You think he is coming for you.
哈德曼根本不在乎你死活 Hardman doesn't give a shit about you
没人会帮你 You are all alone.
我可不是一个人在战斗 Definitely not alone.
嘿 她可是忍者 Hey. She's got a ninja.
- 帕克 - 帕克 不要 - Parker! - Parker, no!
趴下 Get down!
那是什么鬼东西 What the fuck.
你来了 You came.
看了特工1号趴下了 把她铐起来 Looks like agent 1 is done. Cuff her.
梅根 Megan.
过来 Come here.
天呐 Oh my god.
帕克刚刚真是哈戳戳的 不过很酷 Parker, that was so dumb. But like really cool.
你来救我了 You came back for me.
其实我们是来抓诺克斯的 Actually we came for Knox.
再说 16岁的小女生需要一点实际的战斗经验 Plus the sweet 16s needed some real combat experience.
- 你是来找我的 - 噢 - You came back for me. - Ow...
好了 好了 Okay, okay.
所以我们之前还是有人情的 特工83号 So we do have our attachments. Agent eighty...
梅根 Megan.
还有更糟糕的事 There are worst things.
你不是在参加舞会吗 Don't you have a dance to get to?
- 你是说我自由了吗 - 噢 不是的 - You mean I'm free? - Uh... not really.
我可舍不得你这样优秀的卧底特工 An off the book agent in deep cover is not an assert I'm willing to let go right now.
回头再联系 I'll be in touch.
你准备好了吗 Are you ready to do this?
我不会让你孤零零一个人跑去的 Like I let you go in without backup
咱们走 Let's go.
- 十二点之前要回家 - 我们尽量 - Have your asses back here by midnight. - Will try.
你想不想听忍者的故事呢 You want to know a fun fact about ninjas.
- 不太想 - 其实我就是一个忍者 - Not really. - Well, I am one.
真的吗 Is that right?
登陆www.PrescottSchoolForBoys注册个申请号吧 Go to www.PrescottSchoolForBoys and filled out an application.
他同意了 让我去好吗 Say yes. Please, can I go?
- 待会儿再说 - 好的 - We'll talk. - Okay, whatever.
- 真可爱 -谢谢 - Cute kid. - Thank you.
嗨 我叫潘妮 这是我家 Hi, I'm Penny. This is my house.
我有钥匙 潘妮 And I've got something you want, Penny.
不过 你得先接受询问 But first. I debrief you
- 跟我来 - 我已经很多年没被调查过了 - Come with me. - I haven't been debriefed in years.
很显然 你今晚有事瞒着我 Obviously, you're not telling me something about tonight.
怎么 你破处了吗 Did you... lose your virginity?
真的 Did you?
哇哦 你个小混蛋 Okay. You dirty dog.
不错 不错 Alright, alright.
正好 我跟你讲讲我第一次的时候 Well. It's only appropriate that I tell you the story about when I lost my virginity.
她是我的保姆 比我大很多 She was our babysitter. She was a lot older than me.
她很温柔 大概65岁 Very gentle, gentle lovers. About 65.
噢 爸快停车 Whoa. Dad, stop the car.
- 等一下 - 嘿 你要去哪儿 - Hold on. Hold on. - Hey, where're you going.
- 梅根 - 罗杰 - Megan? - Roger.
我知道你很困惑 但是一言难尽 I know you're confuse and I've got a lot to explain.
但这是我这辈子第一次 But for the first time in my life.
弄清我是怎么样的人 我喜欢谁 I know exactly who I am and what I want.
我现在也敢于说出口了 And I'm not afraid to say it.
罗杰 我认为你帅呆了 Roger. I think you're amazing.
这太好了 That's pretty cordie.
罗杰 Roger!
你这是去哪儿 回到车里来 Where do you think you're going? Get back in the car.
我不是去做坏事 爸 让我去吧 I'm a good kid, dad. You got to let me go.
她有直升机驾照吗 Does she even have a helicopter license.
别等我们了 Don’t wait up.
罗杰 Roger!
- 嗨 - 嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
青春期是一段充满困惑的时期 Adolescence is a confusing time.
我们都还活着 这真是个奇迹 It's a wonder any of us make it out alive.
罗杰 系上安全带 记得带上安全套 Seat belts, Roger! Seat belts and condoms!
不管会不会发生 总之 记得带上 If it comes up, if it doesn't come up. Don't bring it up.
最后 哈德曼说得对 In the end. Hardman was right.
感情这东西的确很危险 Attachments are dangerous.
它们让你分心 They mean you care about something.
但是正是这些感情 But the people we care about.
才让人生更有意义 Are what make life worth living.
还有 嘿 And hey.
生活在危险之中 又没什么大不了的 What's wrong with living dangerously?
去调查她读哪个大学 Find out where she is applying to college.
还有大学名单 Safety schools too.