来的路上顺利吗 How was your journey?
糟透了 It was terrible.
我很穷 所以坐的巴士 有股潮热的生鸡肉味道 I got the bus because I'm poor. And it smelt like warm, raw chicken.
我超级紧张 And I'm really nervous,
一路都很想上厕所，但我憋住了 so I thought I was gonna shit myself the whole way in, but I didn't.
我现在坐立难安 因为我的卫生棉条快掉出来了 And if I'm sitting weirdly, it's because I think my tampon's come out.
我刚才在楼下没来得及去厕所 因为我早上睡过头了 I didn't have time to go to the bathroom downstairs 'cause I slept in.
因为我昨晚花了太长时间自慰 Because I spent so long last night trying to make myself come,
但一直没高潮 因为我服了抗抑郁药 but I couldn't, 'cause of my antidepressants.
我不知道为什么跟你说这些 I don't know why I just told you that.
这就是我的能力 It's my thing.
别担心 Don't worry.
如果你是合适的人选 事实只会有利于你 If you're the right candidate, the truth can only work in your favour.
-那可不妙 -太可怕了 -Oh, I hate that. -Yeah, that's awful for me.
我知道这么问很老套 但你为何想来这里工作呢 So it's a cliché, I know, but why do you want to work here?
我不想 但我得挣钱生存 I don't, but I need money to live.
你拿到了英国文学2.1学位 You've got a two-one in English literature.
没有 我辍学了 但我不好意思告诉别人 No, I dropped out. But I'm-- I was too embarrassed to tell anyone.
所以我假装每天去上学 坚持了一年 So I pretended to go every day for a year.
但我其实只是在城里的快销品牌店里闲逛 But, really, I just wandered around the big Primark in town.
你觉得自己最大的弱点是什么 What would you say your greatest weakness is?
严重缺乏安全感 自私 有点懒 没什么追求 Crippling insecurity. I'm selfish, kinda lazy. I lack ambition.
固执 好争论 还善妒 I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous.
我上完厕所只在有旁人时才洗手 I only wash my hands if there's someone else in the bathroom.
我好像没有能力爱别人 我还担心自己可能有点种族歧视 Don't think I'm capable of love. I am worried I'm a little bit racist.
接下来这个问题我有点紧张 但你有什么问题问我吗 I'm a bit afraid to ask this, but do you have any questions for me?
你的眼罩下有一个恶心的眼洞吗 Do you have a gross eye hole under there?
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你的简历上好像没有注明自己的超能力 I see you haven't got your power down on here.
因为我目前还没有超能力 That's because I don't have one yet.
我们会面试许多求职者 你觉得自己有何过人之处 We interview a lot of candidates. What makes you special?
不知道 I don't know.
瑞秋还好吗 Yeah. How's Rachel?
-我现在正要去接她 I'm fetching her right now.
-是吗 -你好吗 -Oh, yeah? -How are you?
-我很好 -Yeah, good. I'm great.
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刚才真不错 伙计 Nice one, mate.
周六是我妹妹18岁生日 你想来吗 It's my sister's 18th on Saturday if you wanna come.
可能挺无聊的 但你懂的 有免费蛋糕 It's probably gonna be shit-ish, but, you know, free cake.
而且我妈总会买很多酒 And my mum always buys too much wine.
你还有妹妹 You've got a sister?
对 她叫安迪 我应该提过她几次 Yeah, Andy. I've mentioned her, I think. A few times.
不可思议 That's mad.
你忙的话就算了 完全不用担心 If you're busy, it's totally fine. No worries at all.
选择权在你 反正非常欢迎你 Option's there. You're more than welcome.
你如果能来应该会很棒 It'd be cool if you came, I suppose.
每次都这样 Every time.
基茨·艾伦公司 大律师事务所
大律师事务所
我嫁给那男人 浪费了25年光阴 而她只陪了他25分钟 Twenty-five years I wasted with that man. She's been with him 25 minutes.
而那是他一生中最棒的25分钟 蠢婊子 And they were the best 25 minutes of his life, you dumb bitch.
听着 我们今天就能解决 Look, we can settle this today.
只要我们能跟格林汉姆先生直接对话 If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly,
我相信他会站在我的客户这边 then I'm certain he'll side with our client.
杰克逊女士 Ms Jackson.
二位好 Hi. Hello.
请二位节哀顺变 I'm so sorry for your loss.
好的 抱歉 Yes. Sorry.
滚开 就不能让我清静一会吗 Oh, fuck off. Can I not get a moment of peace?
-格雷汉姆先生 -我记得你 之前打离婚官司的 -Mr Greenham-- -I remember you from the divorce.
你留胡子了 是吧 没想到你还能比以前更像恋童癖 Grown a moustache, have you? Didn't think you could look more like a nonce.
我在遗嘱里说得很清楚了 I made it very clear in my will.
由坦妮娅继承全部遗产 Tanya gets everything.
那个骑士桥街的丑鬼什么都得不到 The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing.
还有一件事 你们去死吧 And one more thing, go fuck yourselves.
再次表示我最深切的哀悼 Once again, my deepest condolences.
你是谁 -Who are you?
居然捡到猫了 -Free cat?
时间侠
我的天 Oh, my God.
-出去 -衣服上印的是时“日”侠吗 -Get out. -Does that say "Super Cock"?
不 是“时间侠” 时间 No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock.
“门”字框掉了 The "L" just fell down.
你的生殖器轮廓一览无余 I can see every square inch of your genitals.
就像超市里真空包装的肉 It's like when they vacuum pack meat at the supermarket.
这是万圣节派对的行头 是故意玩的讽刺 It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic.
太精彩了 让我掏出手机 No way. Let me get my phone.
不行 No!
该死
快啊 Come on.
别进来 我在自慰 Don't come in. I'm… masturbating.
好吧 卡丽说她会晚点回来 Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late.
好 我快好了 Okay. I'm just finishing.
要来杯茶吗 Do you want a cup of tea?
好 去吧 Yeah. Go on.
它显然被虐待了 都瘦成皮包骨了 He's obviously been mistreated. He's skin and bone.
它是流浪猫 反正房东不会同意你养在公寓里 He's a dump truck. The landlord won't let you keep it in the flat anyway.
-因为房东都不是好人 没错 -房东都不是好人 -'Cause all landlords are evil. -All landlords are evil.
没错 -Yes.
-我回来了 -工作顺利吗 -Hello. -How was work?
一旦事情变得难看 所有人都生我的气 Everyone always gets angry with me when it goes badly.
我只是个传话的 又不是我自己的话 I'm just the messenger. It's not me saying it.
没错 你只是个容器 就像个性感的饮料瓶 Yeah, you're just a vessel. Like a sexy little carafe.
谢谢 宝贝 -Thank you, babe.
-你怎么不辞职 -对 辞职吧 -Well, why don't you just quit? -Yeah, quit.
我不能就那么辞职 I can't just quit.
也对 还有人得靠你养活 Right. You have dependants.
-我在找工作了 -没错 -I'm looking for a job. -Yeah.
他整天都待在房间里申请工作 是吧 宝贝 He spends all day in his room applying for jobs. Don't you, babe?
对 Yes.
这份工作薪水不错 It pays well.
而且他们不只是利用我的能力 他们还让我端茶倒水 And they don't just use me for my power. They also ask me to make teas and coffees.
天 我基本就是台家用电器 Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance.
听着 总有可能更糟 Look, it could always be worse.
别这么贬低你自己 珍 Don't put yourself down like that, Jen.
还是说你指的是普遍情况 你是指普遍情况 对吧 Or do you mean in general? Oh, you meant in general, didn't you?
对 Yeah.
你真是个勇敢的斗士 You are such a brave little soldier.
卡丽 我只是还没获得能力 又不是要死了 Carrie, I haven't got a power yet. I'm not, like, terminal.
也许你真正的能力就是做自己 Hey. Maybe the real power is just being yourself.
这是我这辈子听过最蠢的话 That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.
绝对不是真的 Absolutely not true. No.
我知道怎么能让你高兴 I know what will cheer you up.
我又不伤心 I'm not sad.
天 怎么又是你 Oh, God. Not you again.
希特勒 你猜怎么着 现在没人反对异族通婚了 Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's cool with interracial marriage now.
没错 你现在就在我的白人女朋友体内 我们每月至少上床两次 Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend, and we fuck at least twice a month.
“我是谁 Ooh! Who am I?
咱们冬天再进攻俄国吧 -“因为我是个愚蠢的贱人” Let's invade Russia in the winter because I'm a big dumb bitch.
-“因为我是个愚蠢的贱人”
-呵呵 Okay.
很好笑 Very funny.
对了 犹太人总体上过得挺好 Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay.
没错 -Yeah. -La, la, la, la!
我不听 I'm not listening.
太幼稚了 -This is really childish.
好了 我要去跟陌生人上床了 Right. Well, I'm off to go get railed by a stranger.
火花网 戈登 28岁
抱歉 我得戴上手套 Sorry, I just need to put my glove on.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
你很喜欢迈克尔·杰克逊吗 Big Michael Jackson fan?
不 他涉嫌性犯罪 No, he's an alleged sex offender.
对 很高兴我们及早达成了共识 Right. Good we've established that early.
素食千层面 Ooh! Vegan lasagne.
我想对你完全坦诚 I want to be completely honest with you.
我的能力是碰一下就能让人高潮 I have the power to make people orgasm with my touch.
这… Whoa.
-这可太酷了 -并不酷 真的 -That's, um… That's really cool. -It's not cool. It's not.
我遇见的每个人都有这种误解 无一例外 It's a common misconception that literally everyone I've ever met seems to hold.
你的能力是什么 So, what's your power?
我还在等待 Uh, I'm still waiting.
你的简介上说你已经25岁了 Your profile said you were 25.
-是的 我算是“大器晚成”吧 -我从没见过这么“晚”的人 -I am. Just a late bloomer. -I've never met anyone who waited so long.
你是怎么发现自己能让人高潮的 So how did you find out the whole come thing then?
一定很精彩 I bet it's a funny story.
并不精彩 It's not a funny story, no.
我保证不笑 I promise not to laugh.
那天是我父亲60岁大寿 It was my father's 60th birthday.
我们已经多年没有往来了 所以那天算是重聚 We'd been estranged for some years, so it was a reunion of sorts.
我们在房子周围踢足球 We were kicking a football around,
那一直是我的童年梦想 which had always been a boyhood dream of mine.
我救下了一个踢歪的球 保住了温室的玻璃 I saved an errant kick, which would've shattered a conservatory window.
那是我人生中头一回 我觉得父亲把我当成男人来尊重了 For the first time in my life, I felt like my father respected me as a man.
他问我能不能跟他握手 Then he asked if he could shake my hand.
明白了 Oh, I see.
我当时无比骄傲 I was so proud.
我的整个大家族都在场见证着那一刻 My entire extended family were there to witness the moment.
他们目睹了我跟父亲相触的那一刻 They were all watching as the, uh, moment of contact arrived.
天 Oh, no.
他当时穿着浅灰色的卡其裤 所以一切都非常明显 He was wearing light-grey khakis so it was very obvious what was occurring.
当然 我很困惑 Of course, I was very confused.
他弯下了腰 我还以为他心脏病发作了 He was doubled over. I thought he was having a heart attack.
所以我解开了他的衬衣 开始给他做胸外按压 So I opened his shirt to begin performing chest compressions.
-而你每次… -对 -And every time you-- -Yes.
你说得对 确实不该拿来说笑 Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny.
那条卡其裤彻底毁了 -Khakis were ruined.
卡什 你不会真以为 AD是“恐龙之后”的缩写吧 Kash, you cannot seriously believe A.D. stands for "after dinosaurs."
本来就是 500AD就是恐龙之后500年 It does. 500 A.D. 500 years after dinosaurs.
不然还能是什么意思 What else would it be?
我的鞋真不舒服 These shoes are so uncomfortable.
那你为什么还穿 Then why'd you wear them?
你说你预定了晚餐 我还以为是在高档餐厅约会 When you said you booked dinner, I thought it might be a fancy date.
我都不知道还能在披萨店预定位子 I didn't even know you could book a table at Bucket O' Pizza.
通常是不行的 And normally you can't…
但我跟经理的关系不一般… but I've got a special relationship with the manager.
-你干什么 -你穿我的 -What are you doing? -Take these.
-不用这样 -穿吧 -Oh, you-- You don't have to. -Take the shoes.
谢谢你 Thank you.
-喂 -挎包交出来 -Hey! -Give me your purse.
口袋都掏空 -And empty your pockets. -Um.
我的手机给你 Uh, here. Uh, take my phone.
就那破玩意儿 不行 伙计 That piece of shit. Nah, mate.
-挎包 给我 -别 我有钱 -The purse. Give it! -No, I've got money.
快点 -Um. -Come on. Quickly.
-在我的… -快点 我不是闹着玩的 -Just in my… -Now! I'm not fucking around!
在我口袋里 -In my pocket!
-快跑！-正中我的眼睛 -Come on! -Ow! Right in the eye!
我现在要吻你了 I'm gonna kiss you now.
你要不要… Would you like to…
好 Yeah.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我得知道我靠自己也行 这很重要 It's important to me to know that I can do it myself.
-要不摘了手套… -稍等 -Maybe just take the glove-- -Give me a minute.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我的天 没错 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it.
我高潮了 I just came.
-不客气 -嗯。。 -You're welcome. -Hmm.
我觉得我们该慢慢来 I think we should take it slow.
安全起见 Just to be safe.
你看到我刚才多英勇吗 我就… Did you see me? I was all, like…
嗯 你非常英勇 Yeah, it was very brave of you.
我该去追他 I should go after him.
不 不要 No, no. Don't do that.
可他犯罪了 But he committed a crime.
那你去年还给你的毒贩子买生日贺卡 You bought your drug dealer a birthday card last year.
他犯罪的对象是我 也是你 He committed a crime on me. On you.
得有人肃清街区的罪犯 Someone needs to clean up those streets.
我就是那个英雄 这是我的天命 I am that hero. This is my destiny.
很好 这种天命有薪水吗 Great. Is this destiny gonna be salaried?
我要成为一名义警 Gonna become a vigilante.
不妙 Oh, no.
不 我要召集一个义警小队 No, I'm gonna assemble a team of vigilantes.
卡丽 这是我的原创故事 快拍张照 Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story! Quick, take a picture!
不 没时间了 我要做个看板 工作量不小 No, no, there's no time. I've got so much mood-boarding to do.
我去拿胶棒 I'll get the Pritt sticks.
走开 Go away.
不准碰他 Don't you dare touch him.
天 -Oh, God!
我觉得咱俩不合适 I don't think it's gonna work out.
好的 Fair enough.
表现不错 Good game.
拜托 一下都不行吗 Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one?
-射老爷 -别那么叫它 -Oy, Jizzlord. -Don't call him that.
它喜欢 你还有更好的名字吗 He likes it. You got a better one?
我说不好 比如“储精桶” -I don't know. Like, Cum Bucket?
天 太烂了 Jesus Christ. That is so much worse.
我还以为很可爱 I thought it was cute.
还不如“射老爷” It's no Jizzlord.
这么说我们要收留它了 -So, we are keeping him then?
-你查过它是否有主人吗 -不用查 它绝对是流浪猫 -Have you checked if he's got an owner? -No, he's definitely a stray.
它有那种气场 争强好胜 率性而活 He's got an energy. He's scrappy. He's lived a life.
你今天不用上班吗 Haven't you got work today?
要上班 但11点出门就来得及 Yeah. Don't have to leave till 11.00 though.
现在都下午两点半了 It's half past two.
该死 Fuck.
让时间倒回去 提醒我及时出门 Turn back time and tell me to leave.
你知道我没法倒回那么久 You know I can't go back that far.
我知道 我还是会迟到 Yeah, I'm still gonna be late,
但起码可以在路上买个三明治 but it means I can stop at Pret on the way.
珍 我背负着一种高尚的天赋 Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift.
我可不会用它来做毫无意义的事 毕竟能力越大… I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons. With great power come--
-赶紧照做 死呆子 -好 -Just do it, you fucking nerd. -Okay, okay!
派对村庄
能帮我做几个气球吗 Can you do me up with some balloons?
我想摆成一句话 “18岁生日快乐 安迪” I want them to say, "Happy 18th Birthday, Andy.
“是妈妈逼我的 我们根本不亲近 我讨厌你” Mum is making me do this. We were never close, and I hate you."
我可以做“18岁生日快乐” I can do "Happy 18th."
行吧 Fine.
-珍妮佛 -安吉拉 -Jennifer. -Angela.
你要气球是自己私人使用吗 Are those for personal use?
对 Yes.
珍啊 Jen.
珍 Jen.
你要参加派对怎么不告诉我 你这个小贱妞 Why didn't you tell me you're going to a party, you cheeky bint?
快跟我仔细说说 Tell me all about it.
我同母异父的妹妹满18岁 是家里的聚会 It's my half-sister's 18th. It's a family thing.
不用说了 家人有时就像眼中钉肉中刺 Say no more. Family can be a real bash in the fanny.
你对他们既爱又恨 但无论如何都无法摆脱他们 You love 'em. You hate 'em, but you're stuck with 'em.
你能怎么办呢 What can you do?
换做是我 现在一定不想满18岁 I'd hate to be turning 18 now.
一旦获得了能力 一切都会变 Nothing's the same after you get your power.
我以前可参加过温…温布尔登 -网球赛 -I used to play at Wimbledon-- -Wimbledon.
我们知道 亲爱的 天 We know, love. Jesus.
我没得到超音速或球拍手 又不是我的错 It's not my fault I didn't get superspeed or racket hands.
可不是吗 亲爱的 Tell me about it, flower.
我四月份就56岁了 想在超市买点扑热息痛都不行 Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy some paracetamol in Asda.
别为了他们不高兴 亲爱的 Don't let it get you down, love.
我没有不高兴 真的 我根本不在乎 I'm not down. Honestly, I really don't even care.
该去干活了 Back to work.
想知道你会怎么死吗 Do you want to know how you die?
什么 What?
我能预知未来 Foresight.
不想 No.
可能不知道更好 Probably for the best.
什么叫不知道更好 What do you mean it's probably for the best? Wha--
我的死法很糟吗 -Is it bad?
稍等 One minute.
爸爸来电
你好 很准时啊 Hi. Bang on time.
反正我也没有更好的事可做 It's not like I've anything better to do.
确实 True.
我想了个新笑话 Got a new one for you.
好 说吧 赶紧完事 Fine. Go on. Get it over with.
有人敲门 Knock, knock.
谁啊 Who's there?
-布 -“不”说就算了 -Boo. -Boo, who?
别这么消极 宝贝 能力可能永远不会来 Cheer up, love. It might never happen.
老天爷啊 Jesus Christ.
你那边还好吗 Well, how are things your end?
今晚是安迪的18岁生日派对 It's Andy's 18th tonight.
祝好运 Oh, good luck with that.
我还以为你会安慰我 Thought you'd reassure me.
当然不会 肯定糟透了 God, no. It's gonna be awful.
尽量别处处跟她比 Just try not to make everything into a competition.
我才不会 是她要跟我比 I don't do that. She does that.
总之你可以随时来找我 帮我跟你妈妈问好 Well, you know where I am.Say hi to your mum for me.
好 Yeah.
熊 Bears.
什么 Huh?
你的死法 跟熊有关 How you die. Bears.
可是… Oh, but…
-哇 -Wow.
-太棒了 Bravo.
我的宝贝 Oh, my baby!
怎么已经有气球了 Why are there already balloons?
这些吗 不重要 我今早去商店随便买了几个 Oh, those? They're nothing. I just nipped out this morning and got a few.
可你明明让我带气球来 But you asked me to get balloons.
-我知道 -怎么 你不相信我能带气球来吗 -I know. -What, you don't trust me to get balloons?
我不想播放转接线连接的设备 快播放安迪的派对音乐列表 Oh, I don't want it to play HDMI. Just play Andy's party playlist.
我要参加格林尼治音乐学院的面试了 I got an audition for the Greenwich Conservatoire.
正常人会先打个招呼再开始吹牛 Normal human thing to do is to say hello before you start bragging.
我只是在跟我姐姐分享我生活中的好消息 I'm just sharing good news about my life with my sister.
你要是有什么成就一定也会这么做 不是吗 I'm sure if you achieve something, you'd do the same. No?
安迪 别教训你姐姐了 Andy, stop haranguing your sister.
-你找到工作了吗 -我有工作 -Have you got a job yet? -I have a job.
我是说正经工作 我当初背井离乡 A real job. I didn't leave my home and family
毅然乘船来到英国 牺牲那么多 可不是为了让你白白浪费的 and brave the boat to England for you to squander all my sacrifices.
我们明明是坐飞机来的 We definitely flew here.
你当时还小 你不明白移民要面临的挑战 You were young. You don't understand the immigrant struggle.
我到底在干什么 天线呢 Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here. Where's the antenna?
你觉得我会得到什么能力 What do you think my power's gonna be?
你应该知道吧 能力不是满18岁的瞬间就会来的 You do know you're not gonna get your power the second you turn 18?
你又知道什么 你聊能力就像处女聊性爱 What do you know about powers? You're like a virgin talking about sex.
-你就像禁欲的教皇 -我不是教皇 我有性生活 -You're like the pope. -I-I am not the pope. I fuck.
妈 告诉她我有性生活 -No, Mum. Tell her I fuck.
别闹了好吗 我正在努力让这东西播放音乐 Would you whist? I'm trying to get this thing to play music.
-它为什么一直播放照片 -等伊恩来弄吧 -Why is it still just showing me pictures? -Just wait for Ian to do it.
有能力却不用 那还要能力干什么 What's the point of having a power if you don't use it?
只有了解科技的原理 Being able to control technology is only useful
操控科技的能力才有意义 if you know how technology works.
我觉得你做得很棒 妈妈 I think you're doing a great job, Mum.
-用“必应”搜一下 好吗 -这年头谁还用必应 -Just Bing it, will you? -Bing!
女士们 拜托和气点 我知道你们的心情是…紧张 Ladies, ladies, please. I know we're feeling a little… stressed?
兴奋 Excited.
天 你的情绪也太复杂了 Oh, Lord. Now, what have we got going on in there?
愤怒 悲伤 嫉妒 Angry, sad, jealous.
欲火焚身 Horny?
三 二 一 Three, two, one…
生日快乐
Happy birthday!
试试用能力打开电视 Try turning on the TV.
你能感觉到任何情绪吗 深呼吸 Can you sense any emotion? Deep breath.
不 没有任何感觉 No. I've got nothing.
别担心 不一定生日当天就会有能力 Don't worry. It doesn't always happen on the day.
有可能需要几天或几周 甚至… It can take a few days or weeks. Or…
我本想今天就有 I wanted it today.
太糟了 我拉的是世上最小的小提琴 Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin.
我还真拉过世上最小的小提琴 比你比划的大多了 I've actually played the world's smallest violin, and it's much bigger than that.
你在窃喜她没得到能力 You're a little bit happy she didn't get it.
还用说吗 伊恩 Uh, duh, Ian.
我的表亲当年跟你一样 My cousin was like you.
后来他去了一家能帮你激发出能力的诊所 Then he went to one of those clinics that help you bring out your power.
我可不去 太可悲了 No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic.
确实帮到了他 现在他可以冻住任何东西 就这样 Really helped him. Now he can freeze anything. Like that.
当然他平时也用冰箱 但重点是知道自己有能力 Of course, he's got a freezer that he mainly uses, but it's the knowledge.
知道自己不需要… Like, knowing you don't need--
有了 Okay!
我力大无穷 -I'm super strong!
天 Oh, my God.
-太棒了 举起沙发试试 -沙发 -That's amazing! Do the sofa. -Sofa!
天啊 我碰到天花板了 Oh, my-- Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling!
她把冰箱弄坏的事就不管了吗 We just going to ignore the fact she broke the fridge or--
只用一只手 One hand!
我杀了一个人 I killed a man!
大家好啊 我在上面 Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here.
你女儿能这样吗 不行 只有我女儿行 Can your daughter do this? No, only my daughter!
安迪 我好高啊 Andy! Andy, I'm so high!
安迪 Andy! Andy!
卢克 你到底来不来派对 是或否
惊喜 我不确定派对会是什么情况 Surprise. I wasn't sure what the deal was with the party,
所以我想 不如直接来找你开派对 so I thought I'd bring the party to you.
现在不是时… Uh, it's not really a great…
候 time.
你好 Oh, hi.
你是谁 好像有点无礼 但你是谁 Who are you? That sounds rude, but who are you?
我叫奥莉维亚 Um, my name's Olivia.
人如其名 你们是在约会吗 Of course it is. So is, um-- Is this a date?
-对 -我不会称之为约会 -Yeah. -Wouldn't really call it a date.
如果不是约会 多一个人也没坏处 对吧 Oh. Well, if it's not a date, there's no harm in joining. Right?
奥莉维亚会变形 Olivia can shape-shift.
原来这是你精心挑选的皮囊 难怪呢 Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen to look like. Oh, that makes sense.
不 说实话 我还没用过我的能力 No. Honestly, I never really use it.
我觉得接纳自己本来的样子很重要 I think it's important to love yourself the way you are.
你懂的 有缺陷 不完美什么的 You know, flaws and imperfections and everything.
所以这是你一直以来的模样 So, you just look like this all the time?
真棒 Wow. Fantastic.
我连妆都没化 I don't even wear make-up.
天 Oh, my God.
没错 Yeah.
我喜欢你这种发型 I like your hair like that.
谢了 Thanks!
这叫什么发型 -披散着- -What do you call that style? -Down?
很适合你 It suits you.
-你去过长堤吗 -没有 -Have you been to the pier? -No!
该我了 My turn!
太好了 我们走吧 Great. Let's go.
要不下次吧 Oh, um, maybe next time?
-拜托 -还挺累的 -Oh, come on. -Well, it's kinda hard work.
你得考虑一下承重问题 And you need to think about load bearing.
承重 Load bearing?
好吧 那来吧 Okay. Come on, then.
好了 'Kay.
-天 该死 好吧 -好了 可以 -Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Okay. -Yeah, okay. Yeah.
抱歉 我脚臭 Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell.
天 也太高了 Fuck me, that's very high!
-别往下看 -别往下看 -Don't look down. -Don't look down.
别搂这么紧 Not so tight.
她是你女朋友吗 So, uh, is she your girlfriend?
为什么非要给一切都贴上标签呢 Look, why do we have to put labels on things?
因为标签是好东西 Because labels are great.
我在公司就给酸奶贴了标签 因为他们一直吃我的酸奶 You know, I label my yogurt at work because people kept eating my yogurt.
那是我的酸奶 我买的 我想吃 是很棒的酸奶 And it's my yogurt, you know. I bought it, and I want it. It's a great yogurt.
口感绵密 高钙低脂 还有漂亮的眼睛 I mean, it's creamy and low-fat and has beautiful eyes.
你得放手了 You need to let go.
我不想放你走 I don't want to let you go.
不 我是说松开我 我们落地了 No, as in let go of me. We're on the ground.
珍 看着我 Jen, look at me.
如果你连自己都不爱 又怎能爱别人呢 If you don't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
那是鲁保罗的名言 That's RuPaul.
那是鲁保罗说的 That's RuPaul!
探索诊所 发现你的能力
没想到你会在这个点打来 没事吧 Wasn't expecting youto call at this hour. Everything okay?
在线注册你的能力
没想到你会在这个点打来 没事吧
你没杀人什么的吧 You haven't been murdered or something,have you?
我想要能力 -I want a power.
无比想要 我永远不会有能力了 I want one so badly. It's never gonna happen.
没错 要不你还是放弃吧 Yeah, you're right. You should probably just give up.
你不该这么说 You're not supposed to say that.
你想让我怎么说 接受现实吧 Well, what do you want me to say? Accept it.
你永远不会得到能力了 It's just not something you're ever going to have.
你没法确定 你就确定会有吗 -You don't know that. -But you do somehow?
你真想有什么超能力吗 You really want this power thing?
对 我想 Yes, I do.
如果你觉得有超能力就会开心的话 Well, if you think it will make you happy…
那就自己去争取吧 …then go get it.
我相信你一定能想到办法 I'm sure you'll figure it out.
如果我想不出呢 What if I don't?
那我们就一起想办法 Then we'll figure something out together.
爸爸 Dad?
怎么了 Yeah?
我能做那件事吗 Can I do the thing?
你不用问的 You don't have to ask.
宝贝 Hi, pet.
探索诊所
欢迎来到探索诊所 你的探索之旅将从这里开始 Welcome to Discovery Clinic, where your powers journey begins.
欢迎 今天想开启旅程 探索你的能力吗 Hi. Welcome. Are you looking to start your power journey today?
是的 德妮丝 我想给自己预定一套探索服务 Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book myself in for a discovery package.
-你已经尝试多长时间了 -六年 -And how long have you been trying? -Six years.
那可很久了 不过别担心 你来对地方了 Ooh. That is a long time. But don't worry. You're in the right place.
我们帮助人们发现能力的业绩非常亮眼 We have an excellent track record in helping people to discover their power.
我想听的就是这句话 That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
好激动 So exciting.
我们的套餐最低价是9500英镑 So our packages start at 9,500.
好吧 咱们得自己发挥了 Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it.
不… No, no, no.