[ Metal striking earth ]
Aah!
[ Organ playing softly ]
I can't believe this is happening.
I wish I could see his face just one last time.
I hope you're in a better place, my friend.
How you holding up, Jake?
I'm just great, Mike.
Aren't we all just fucking great?
I feel so much better now that you guys are here.
What's his problem?
Let it go, Mike.
We're here to pay respect, remember?
Where's Adam's family?
His mom found him.
I doubt she'll be going anywhere for a while.
What about his dad?
South America, South Africa. I can never remember which.
I don't think he's got a dad.
I think he was making it all up.
[ lnhales deeply ]
You all right?
Yeah.
I guess we're the closest thing he has to family here.
Christ. How many times do you have to tell a guy?
It's just a stupid game.
Hey.
We were all addicted to Hellworld, man.
He's right, Mike.
We should've seen this coming.
But we didn't.
We didn't do a damn thing.
We have to live with that now.
Jake.
No! Let go!
No!
[ Screams ]
[ Knock on door ]
[ Knocking continues ]
What's up, Mike?
What?
I paid 100 bucks for this thing on the lnternet.
Didn't it scare you at all?
Mike, Cenobites don't exist.
And even if they did, I never opened the Lamont Configuration.
Which, as we know, isn't really real anyway.
You talk the talk pretty good
for someone who's not really into it anymore.
[ Theme music plays ]
What are you doing?
Something amazing, Chelse.
Wow. My curiosity's killing me.
Funny you should ask.
[ Thunder crashes ]
MAN: The box. You opened it.
We came.
"Dare to enter hell?"
MAN: Now your soul belongs to me.
"You've just been invited to the fifth annual
secret Hellworld party.
Be at the Leviathan House."
Leviathan House?
Mike, I'm over it. We've been through this before.
Oh, what? So now you're above it all?
You can count me out.
-I have some sights to show you. -We will.
Please.
You may want to spend quality time
with the "Hellraiser" geek brigade.
But Derrick and Allison would never waste
a perfectly good Friday night in Hellworld.
The Wall Walker's right behind you.
I know the Wall Walker is right behind me.
There you go. Easy, there, kiddo.
ALLlSON: Now go through the door.
[ Gasps ] I can't believe it! The box!
Oh. Come on. Open it.
-I'm trying. I'm trying. -No.
Allison, you're all herky-jerky. Come here.
You got to finesse it.
Oh, Derrick.
MAN: Time to play.
-[ Chuckles ] -Ooh!
What's your pleasure?
Holy sugar. We did it!
I'm going to a real, live secret Hellworld party!
But what about me?
-No guests. -Welcome to hell.
That's not very fun, is it?
Now move aside. I can get my own invite.
Okay.
Come to Papa.
[ Telephone rings ]
MAN: I'll tear your soul apart.
CHELSEA: Don't tell me you're going to Hellworld.
Hell, yeah!
Allison, please. We aren't kids anymore.
Sure you don't want to check this out?
Hang on, Allison. Good night, Mike.
MAN: I have all eternity to know your flesh.
-Good night, Mike. -Come on, Chelse.
-For old times' sake? -Good night, Mike.
-Website shuts down at midnight. -Yeah. I'll call.
-Little kiss? -Good night.
Sorry.
[ Sighs ]
So what if I'm still into Hellworld?
It's only a party, sweetheart.
That's not the point.
Look, I do find myself bored and playing it now and again.
But this is like "Space Voyage" convention crap.
There is a major difference
between Space Voyagers and Hellraisers.
Hellraisers know how to party.
Reality check. We should've grown out of this by now.
Reality check.
We're going.
Are you gonna come or not?
DERRlCK: Hey, good-lookin'.
About freaking time, boys.
[ Laughs ]
Look at you, sexy.
You like this? Let me tell you something.
You want to come back here?
Oh, come on, Allison.
At least let me sit up there.
Ohh! That's gonna leave a bruise.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, leg cramp. Leg cramp!
Derrick, you're kicking me!
[ Horn honks ]
Anybody need a lift?
So, what made you change your mind?
I just wanted to keep you all out of trouble.
You've been away from the Dark Realm awhile.
How'd it feel playing again?
Just like any other ultraviolent, 24-hour,
wildly popular yet utterly purposeless,
embraced-by-the-masses, lnternet role-playing game.
All right, Pinhead Junior.
[ Chuckles ] 100% mayhem, 0% guilt.
กฐ Sooner or later it ends กฐ
กฐ Later the sooner you realize กฐ
กฐ Is there anybody left to catch you when you fall? กฐ
กฐ What will you do to pretend? กฐ
Hellraisers, let's play!
Oh, yeah!
A little something from the Norman Bates School of Design.
This is such a perfect place for a Hellworld party!
[ Laughs ] Let's go.
Let's go raise some hell.
Adam would've loved this.
DERRlCK: Whoo! [ Laughs ]
Hang on.
Chelse, are you coming or what?
Yeah, she's coming.
-Oh! -Come on.
[ Screams ] Mike, put me down!
-Mike! -Whoo-hoo!
Mike!
[ Music blaring ]
Oh, my God. Look at this.
Yeah.
I like this.
MlKE: This is so rad! [ Laughs ]
Oh, this is gonna kick "A"!
Whoo-hoo!
I've died and gone to hell!
Gratuitous tit shot.
Necessary tit shot.
Come along, boys. Don't be antisocial.
Now, that's what I call a buzz kill.
Hi! Jake!
Didn't expect to see you here.
What the hell is he doing here?
I haven't seen him since the funeral.
Who has? I'm not surprised to see him here.
He got us started in all this crap.
Even Adam.
Jake blames us for Adam's death.
I blame us for Adam's death.
Come on, guys. It's just a game.
A crazy fucking lnternet game.
It's one thing to play it, another to live it.
What Adam did was his decision.
End of story.
We're here to have fun, right?
Right?
Jake!
Come on over and join the party.
So, what have you been up to, Jake?
Trying to forget the past.
Welcome, Hellraisers.
I take it this is your first time at a Hellworld party.
Invitations.
Outstanding.
May I offer you a drink?
Make yourselves at home.
I have a feeling you're going to be here for a while.
I'm your host for the festivities tonight
and perhaps the ultimate Hellworld fanatic.
Look at this stuff.
You see this?
It's like a "Hellraiser" museum.
I don't think you'll find a greater collection anywhere.
Who's the pretty kitty?
You're the pretty kitty.
Yes, you are.
Hey, guys. Five bucks, see your future?
Oh!
This is where the shit hits the fan, guys.
Ooh.
Did you see this?
Mr. LeMarchand himself!
Mmm!
I wear Eau de Cenobite.
Oh. Oh, God.
Ow. That stuff stings.
Oh.
-Derrick! -What?
May I offer you a drink?
It's from my family's private stock.
A little ritual for newcomers only.
Here you go.
Guys?
No. I don't drink.
I'm driving.
Come on. Let's not insult the dude.
No insult taken.
Bottoms up.
Knock yourselves out.
Mm.
ALLlSON: Holy cow.
That is amazing.
Yes. It's made out of human skin.
There's no texture quite like it.
Wow.
This place is all skin and bones. I love it.
I see you all have a fondness for the macabre.
There's more where this came from.
I'd like to show it to you.
I'm an authority on Leviathan House, Philip LeMarchand's
second greatest architectural achievement.
I assume you already know his first greatest.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be here tonight.
I'm getting goose bumps.
Like most great artists of his time,
LeMarchand found himself commissioned by the Church
to build a convent.
And for decades, LeMarchand's palace stood as such.
Then came the convent's final mother superior, Sister Ursala.
A nun whose vows were shattered
by an obsession for a tiny puzzle box
and the unholy pleasures sealed inside it.
กฐ Oh, oh, oh, oh กฐ
กฐ Holy pussy กฐ
[ Snorts, laughs ]
Hey, Derrick! Man, you got to listen to this.
Sometime during the blizzard of 1809,
some 80 women vanished from this house without a trace.
Ursala was the only one they found.
Only she wasn't all there.
You might say she went to pieces.
Oh, but...
Years later, the house was renovated
and became a lockup for the criminally insane.
From nuns to nuts.
That is, until the staff began reporting occurrences
of paranormal violence.
So the house is haunted.
Ooh.
Oh, man!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Whoa.
This is awesome.
[ Laughs ]
Oh!
Oh, man!
One cold spring morning,
the team locked themselves in this surgical amphitheater,
injected themselves with a local anesthetic,
and dismembered one another.
So the house is haunted.
I think tonight will bring you many answers.
Very nice.
I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
Often the butchery of human flesh was so monumental,
they used these devices to discard the excess.
You mean they chucked human beings out with this?
No. Bodies.
Forget goose bumps.
My you-know-whats are getting hard.
Mm.
So, who owns the house today?
You do.
Oh.
Now, that's just wrong.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Are you all right, Derrick?
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Ew.
[ Glass clinking ]
So, Jake, are you here with some new friends?
It's a friend.
A girl?
You sound surprised.
No, I'm not surprised at all.
Look. This isn't a reunion, okay?
I never was one of you guys, and I never will be.
Same old Jake.
Chelsea.
Have a good time tonight.
You still look woefully underwhelmed.
Whatever.
Have a high tolerance, do you?
The props are cool, but this is just an old house.
LeMarchand is a character from some scary story,
the puzzle box a myth, and Hellworld is just a game.
Thirsting for something more?
Something I believe.
How about pain?
[ Screams ]
Adam was right.
ALLlSON: [ Echoing ] Chelsea? Are you okay?
Chelsea?
Hey, take it easy.
You all right?
You stay away from me.
I'll try to contain myself.
Okay. Everybody just calm down.
Is everything cool, Chelsea?
Yeah.
She hasn't even started drinking yet.
I think I need some air.
I need a drink.
Hell seekers, this is your house tonight.
Now, that's what I'm talkin' about.
What's with the masks, anyway?
Everybody gets a mask and a cellphone.
Each mask has a four-digit number on it.
If you wish to engage in the pleasures
that only flesh can bring,
you pick a tasty morsel and dial that number.
Sweet.
Anonymous debauchery.
ALLlSON: Ooh. I like this already.
God. A day in the life of you guys.
Does nothing ever change?
Much as I love watching old wounds being opened,
I do have other guests.
But if you need anything, just scream.
So, Jake, still haven't found your date?
For your information, I met her on-line.
Oh, so you don't even know what she looks like.
What kind of chat-room-challenged moron
do you think I am?
That's why I'm here.
This ought to be fun.
DERRlCK: Can you hear me now?
Three shots over here.
Lot of talent here.
What?
A lot of...
A lot of talent here tonight.
Go get some.
Oh, yeah!
You know, as in, you should go get some.
Oh. Oh.
Yeah.
Good luck.
You're gonna need it.
Don't you have anything better to do?
Oh, I'm enjoying myself, Jake.
I'm not hurting anybody.
The only way you guys ever enjoy yourselves
is when you're hurting somebody.
You never change, do you?
I told my date about you guys.
Don't be surprised if she's not exactly friendly.
You are not guilting me into having a crummy time tonight.
We didn't earn your hatred, Jake.
None of us earned it.
You guys don't earn anything.
You just take it.
It then became a lockup for the criminally insane.
[ Cellphone ringing ]
I'm a bit of an authority on Leviathan House.
God damn, y'all are fine.
Oh. Yeah. Excuse me.
I'll be right back.
I'm not Mr. Right, but I'm Mr. Right Now.
Oh, goody. These things actually work.
Thanks, Derrick.
What the...
Oh.
Ladies?
Damn it, Allison!
Oh, yeah.
[ Grunts ]
So, here we are again. Just the two of us.
I see.
So, how long has it been now?
Two years?
You're still holding a torch for a guy
who you're never gonna get a second chance with.
He's dead, Chelse.
Move on.
You know what, Mike? Have a great time tonight.
Go fuck somebody.
But when you sober up, I expect an apology.
Well, that went well.
Whoa! Hey, baby.
You know what would look good on you?
[ Grunts ]
Me.
Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ooh.
Enjoy the party.
Asshole.
[ Grunts ]
Hey, baby.
[ Chuckles ]
Hi.
Bye.
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, right.
As if.
Hey. How's it hangin'?
Ooh. Don't answer that.
[ Coughs ]
Hello.
Kids, don't try this at home.
The sacrificer is quite becoming on you, Allison.
Get this thing off me.
It's been used to drain the blood of Hellworld explorers
since Leviathan himself first spoke the realm into being.
There is no faster way to bleed a human
without decapitating him.
[ Gasping ]
Please get this thing off me now.
Relax. Relax.
It's perfectly safe.
Unless the cutting blades are engaged.
The cutting blades are engaged.
Someone.
No!
Please don't leave me!
No! No!
[ Screams ]
Chelsea!
Do you believe Adam now, Allison?
[ Scream echoing ]
Allison?
Hello?
[ Laughter in distance ]
Adam?
What the hell?
Hey!
Open up!
Let me out!
Shit.
กฐ You realize what you have done กฐ
Adam.
"It's just a game"?
THE HOST: You're a bright one, aren't you, kid?
Not like the others.
Where'd you get this?
How do you know Adam?
Adam was a very talented player.
In fact, he was so passionate about Hellworld...
...that he made this with his own hands.
Go ahead. Open it.
It's not real.
It's...
[ Gasps, screams ]
[ Screams ]
Is it just a game now, Jake?
[ Screams ]
[ Latch rattling ]
[ Metal striking earth ]
[ Cellphone rings ]
MlKE: I'd love to see your puzzle box.
Want to dance?
Want to party?
Hey, how you doing? Can I have a drink, please?
Sir, I'll take a drink.
Some party, huh?
Thanks.
Fucking asshole.
Whoa. [ Chuckles ]
Anyone see this?
Hey.
Jake. How you doing?
Listen. I was just wondering what...
So sorry about that.
Hey, how you doing? When'd you get into Hellworld?
Hello?
What's going on? Hello.
What's going on here?
Guys.
What the fuck, man?
Hey. Guys?
Hello?
Is everybody ignoring me?
Is this a joke?
Is this a big fucking joke?
Hey. Hey!
Hello?
Fuck this.
WOMAN: What a great party.
Ah!
Yeah.
Yes.
[ Coughs, gasps ]
[ Wheezing ]
[ Coughs ]
No!
[ Clattering ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Cellphone ringing ]
Can't disappoint my fans.
Hey, baby. What's your name?
Mike, it's Chelsea. Listen.
I am locked inside a room on the second floor,
and I need you to come up and help me.
Oh, so now you want me?
Mike, look, I'm not messing around here.
There's something really strange going on in this house.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have blown me off.
Please.
Would you please come up and help me?
I'm serious! I need your help!
What's wrong with you, Mike?
Mike?
[ Beep ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
Great.
[ Growls ]
Fuck!
What's the matter?
[ Wheezing ]
Oh, shit!
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Screams ]
[ Thunder crashing ]
[ Door closes ]
[ Growling ]
[ Metal striking earth ]
[ Cellphone rings ]
-Allison, thank God. -Chelsea!
Help me! Chelse!
Allison, if you and Mike are fucking with me,
so help me, God.
[ Screams ] Chelsea, help me!
THE HOST: And I thought you had a high threshold.
Don't worry about Allison. You'll see her again.
Sooner than you think.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
Welcome to Hellworld, Chelsea.
กฐ Welcome กฐ
กฐ To hell กฐ
กฐ Welcome กฐ
WOMAN: 91 1. What's your emergency?
I need help. I'm at 86 Hillbound Drive.
กฐ Welcome กฐ
กฐ To hell กฐ
Are you there? I can't hear you. Hello?
กฐ Welcome กฐ
กฐ To hell กฐ
กฐ Welcome กฐ
กฐ To hell กฐ
Can I help you, fellas?
Hey, there.
Sorry to bother you at this hour.
It's all right.
I think.
We just got a call. Probably a prank.
Young woman says her friends
are being taken hostage or something.
I'm entertaining some guests here tonight.
She sounded whacked out of her gourd.
Do you mind if we look around?
I'd rather you didn't.
Scare away my guests.
Hey!
Up here!
I have a reputation to uphold.
I don't want some drugged-out chick tarnishing it.
Up here!
[ Cellphone ringing ]
WOMAN: Officer, I have Ms. Murdoch on the line.
This is Officer Riley.
I'm at the big house now. Where are you?
I'm upstairs by the window, just above the veranda.
I'm looking up at the window right now.
I don't see a damn thing.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm right here! Look!
-Definitely drugs. -Hey!
Probably speed or meth.
Come back!
Hey!
Up here!
Hey!
Look!
I'm rerouting you back to Dispatch.
I don't believe this.
WOMAN: Dispatch.
This is Officer Riley.
Did the trace come up with anything?
Yeah. The call came from your number.
No shit.
Yeah. Somebody's pulling your leg.
They're always one step ahead.
Okay, guys. We're going home. Prank call.
[ Engine turns over ]
Apparently she was calling me from my phone.
These kids and their gadgets.
I don't want to sound nosy.
But what's a guy like you do
with a big house like this, anyhow?
I love to party.
[ Coughs ]
I believe you owe me one.
Come on, stud.
It's your turn to go down.
Up here!
Up!
Look up!
Up here!
[ Grunts ]
That's gonna bruise.
Easy, sweet cheeks. You're gonna bruise my tonsils.
[ Growls ]
[ Latch clicks ]
[ Sighs ] That's not cool.
Open up.
Get in here.
Hello?
[ Latch rattling ]
Come on. Open up. This is not fair.
[ Door closes in distance ]
Hey! Where are you going?
Don't leave me in here!
Fuck.
Props.
Just props.
[ Chuckles ]
Damn good props.
Just...
props.
Of course.
Latex.
[ Chuckles ]
Even put it in Derrick's clothes.
Nice touch.
Derrick?
[ Coughs ]
[ Gasps ] Oh, shit!
Fuck!
Oh.
[ Door opens ]
Hello?
Anybody?
Somebody.
Sweet cheeks?
Not good.
[ Screams ]
Please!
No!
[ Screams ]
Please!
No!
This is just the beginning.
Hey!
Wait!
[ Siren chirps ]
Over here!
[ Siren wails ]
Come back!
No! Wait!
-Oh, come on! -[ Engine sputtering ]
Please.
Come on!
Like a bad horror movie, isn't it?
[ Screaming ]
MlKE: Come on, guys. It's just a game.
A crazy fucking lnternet game.
THE HOST: Adam was a very talented player.
ALLlSON: None of us could've seen him
taking the game as far as he did.
Aah!
MlKE: What Adam did was his decision.
CHELSEA: We should've seen this coming.
[ Screaming ]
Not real!
Hey! Easy, now! Whoa!
Hold on. Everything's fine. Easy, easy, easy.
Ho. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, I'm a cop. Easy, now.
Are you the girl who called for help?
What's your name?
Chelsea.
What the hell are you doing out here?
There's something strange happening in that house.
Something terrible happened to my friends.
You've got to believe me.
I believe you, Chelsea.
This isn't the first time I've had to come out here.
There's something about that house.
Hang on.
Dispatch, this is Unit 12.