(introduction music)
(wind blowing)
(violin music)
(sexy female sounds) Berit，你在干什么？ 玩游戏呢。 杀手企鹅，我到第三关了。 我真是太无聊了... 或许我们应该去和那些英国小子们吃晚餐 哦，别！ 金发小伙子很可爱的...但其他三个就是屌丝了 我们需要找点儿水喝 非得让我去做每件事吗？ 你把那些水全喝了
(sudden noise outside)
Befit'? Berit？
Where are you? 你在哪里？
Just a hunch. 仅仅是预感。
I don't think they're coming. 我认为他们不会来的。
- I really thought we had a chance.- They didn't speak English. 我真的认为我们有机会。他们不说英语。
- That's what I mean.- Squeezer? 这就是我的意思。Squeezer？
Well, if the girls aren't coming,does anyone wanna eat my sausage? 好了，如果女孩们不来的话，还会有谁愿意吃我的香肠吗？
Linda, excuse me. 琳达，请原谅我。 I've hardly touched this. 我几乎没有碰这个。 Can I get a refund? No? 我能把它退了吗？不行？
Can I just get it battered to go then, please? 那我能把它弄烂之后离开吗？
Never mind about that. 不要介意。
Party, tomorrow afternoon, yeah. 明天下午有个聚会。 The four mighty stud-muffins on their way. 那四个家伙已经在路上了。
Well, two mighty stud-muffins and two... 嗯，俩个帅哥和俩个。。
Nothings. 没事。
- Will we really pull at this party? 我们真的要去参加这个聚会吗？ - 100%. It will be a beaver safari. 肯定的啊！那肯定会是一场狂欢聚会。
- A beavery. 海狸？ - Even Spikey'll pull. Spikey都会玩嗨的。
Father Jordan. Going out tonight? 乔丹。今晚上要出去吗？
You didn't clean up reception again. 你又没有把打扫卫生。 We'll talk about it when you're dressed. 我等你穿好衣服再谈。
Think I can get away with this on a motorbike or is it a bit cheeky? 想象一下假如我在机车后座上把内裤脱掉会不会有点儿不要脸？
Can you see my... 你能看到我的.. - Mum! Yes, you can. 是的！妈，我能看见。
Hey, get this. Fast Eddie hinted 嘿，听好了。告诉你个消息。 he might wanna tie the knot. 他可能想要跟我结婚啦。
Great, I always wanted my third stepdad to be a roadie. 不错，我一直都想有个玩机车的继父。
- You alone then? 这样你就可以一个人过了是吧？ - Yes. 嗯。
Again. 再一次。
- May I make a suggestion? 我能提条建议吗？ - Please don't. 千万别。
If you wait for the perfect girl to walk into your life, you end up... waiting. 如果你等待多年的完美女孩闯进你的生活，你最后。。等等。
Thanks, Mum. Duly noted. 谢谢你，妈妈。适当注意。
- Sometimes imperfect girls are more fun. 有些时候不那么完美的女孩子更不错哦。 - Can't hear you. 我听不到你在说什么。
Are any of us actually invited to this party? 我们之中有谁真正的被邀请参加这个聚会了？
- We're not not invited. 我们并没有被邀请。 - Shh. 嘘。
Hear that? 听到了嘛？
It's the mating call of an entire subspecies. 这是OOXX完全进入的惨叫。
Alright. 好吧。 Virgees, listen up. 小处男们，挺好了。
Girls like a man who's confident, right? 妞们都喜欢自信的汉子们，明白吗？ So when in doubt, what do you do? 所以碰到疑问时，你怎么办？
Talk about yourself. 说说你自己吧。 Girls love that. Fact. 说实话女孩们都喜欢那样。
Follow me. I'm going to take you down to Pussy Town. 跟我来。我要带你们到“骚逼城”玩玩去。
Have you got any idea how crude that sounds? 你难道没发现那个声很粗鲁吗？
- Yeah. 嗯。 - Pussy Town. 骚逼城。
See that one in the black bikini? 看到那个穿黑色比基尼的了嘛？
Spike, you're dribbling. Spike，你都流口水了。
Watch and learn, Jamie. 边看边学着点，杰米。 Watch and learn. 学着点。
Butt naked, skinny dip. 光溜溜的的裸泳来了。
Hello? 你好？
- I've been watching you. 我一直关注着你呢。 - Really? 真的嘛？
I don't mean to sound forward, but I suppose a shag's out of the question? 我不想让你听起来感觉我很饥渴，但是我想我下边可能出了点状况。
- Excuse me? 啥？ - You know, belly to belly? 你懂得，肚子贴肚子。
Back up the hard drive? The old hump-lick manoeuvre? 后入式？老汉推车式？
- You're really not big on small talk. 你真的不大擅长闲聊。 - We can do small talk, if you like. 假如你喜欢的话，我们可以来些床头悄悄话。
Or you can just dive right in and lube up your hog. 或者你可以直接把你的那根玩意插进去。
Bugger. 靠。
- Your party? 你开的派对？ - No. 不是。
- Is that marijuana I can smell? 我闻到的是大麻的味道吗？ - No. 不是。
Well, whoever's in charge of this assembly 好吧，谁负责管理这个派对。
I want you to tell them to turn that racket down. 我要你告诉他叫他们小声点。
Don't make me come back. 别让我再回来找你。 Got it? 明白？
Look at it. Everyone else is pulling. 快看啊。所有人都在嗨。 What's wrong with us? 我们到底怎么了？
- It's all about pheromones. 都是性激素的错。 - Telephones? 手机？
Male sex hormones. 男性荷尔蒙。 Women can smell them apparently. 女人们都能闻到。
- Is this the way to the garden? 这能到后花园吗？ - No, yeah, no idea. 不，是的，我不知道。
- Pardon? 啥？ - Nice tat. Sanskrit, right? 很漂亮的纹身。梵文，是吧？
Everlasting Peace. 意思是“永久的和平”。
The waiter at the Curry Inn told us it actually says, 'Kick my nut sack! ' 服务员告诉我，它实际上的意思是“踢我的蛋蛋”
- Kev. 凯文。 - Juliana. 朱莉安娜。
I don't know if you know, but tonight is your lucky night. 我不知道你是否知道， 但今晚是你的幸运的夜晚。
It's my job to give the most attractive woman the time of her life. 跟最迷人的小姐度过一段美好的时光是我的职责。
Starting with the alcoholic beverage of her choice. 首先要从他喝什么酒开始了解。
- What would you like, Sweetpea? 你想要什么，小甜心？ - I'll have a Scotch Mist, please. 我想来杯苏格兰薄雾，多谢。
Coming right up. 马上就来。
- Is that a real drink? 那真的是一种酒吗？ - Do you think I'd make it up? 你认为呢？
Does he often use that chat-up technique? 他经常用这种雕虫小技吗？
Normally he asks girls if they wanna watch him lick his own eyebrow. 通常他都喜欢让女孩子们看他舔自己的眉毛。
Course, I'd hate you to think all the boys at Rainmouth are just crass. 当然，我觉得你认为所有在Rainmouth的男孩子们都是这么粗鲁是不对的。
I've only pulled, Jamie. 我刚才爽翻了，杰米。 And she is well up for it. 而且她棒极了。
She's probably worth at least a... 她可能是难得的极品，至少。。
Minimum. 最少的。
So, are you here on vacation then? 额，你来这是来度假的吗？
Going for a more formal approach now? 用一个更正式的搭讪方式吗？
If you prefer something more moronic... 如果你想要个更低级的。。
Am I on vacation? 你看我是像来度假的吗？ No, I'm actually working. 不，实际上我是来工作的。
- I write travel articles for a blog. 我给一个博客写旅行文章。 - Wow. 哇。
Wideblueyonder.com. verypsp.com
What you guys call gap year students. 就是你们所说的处在空档期的学时。
No, over there it just means students work at Gap for a year, right? 不是吧，你的意思说你在Gap工作过一年，是吧？
You know, I have to call my parents. 你懂得，我得给我父母打个电话了。
I check in at the same time every couple of days. 我每隔一段时间都得跟他们联系。
- So I'm gonna step outside. 所以我得走了。 - OK. 好吧。
- Why don't you make us a drink. 为什么你不请我喝杯酒呢。 - OK. Yeah. 好啊。
Perfect. 太棒了。
- I hope you don't think I'm easy. 我希望你别认为我是那种很随意的女孩。 - No. 不是的。
You mind if I put my hand down the front of your... 你不介意我把手伸下去放到你的小穴那吧..
- Do you know what you're doing? 你知道你在干什么吗？ - Yeah, why? 嗯，怎么了？
Your finger's in my belly button. 你的手指插到我肚脐眼里了。
- Do you have any, you know, protection? 你有带保护工具吗？ - Got my crash helmet. 我带头盔了。
Right. 哦，我懂了。
- I'll go get them, shall I? 我现在就去拿，可以吗？ - No, let's start a family, Gary. 不用了，我们可以生个孩子，盖里。
Fiona? 费昂纳？
Hello again? 嗨，又见面了。 Wanna suck on my lollies? 想来尝尝我的蜜穴吗？
Let's whip out the old baps and trumpet. 让我们一起来翻云覆雨吧。
I thought you and I were gonna... 我以为是你和我要。。
Sex pest. 小淫虫
Hurry back. 快回来。 I'm all horned up. 我都性奋了。
Or I'll have to take care of it myself. 否则我不得不自娱自乐了。
Again. 又一次。
Juliana. It's Jamie. 朱莉安娜。我是杰米。
I waited for you back there, but you never came back. 我刚在那等你回来，但是你没有。
I would really love... like to see you again and get to know each other more. 我真的很想再见到你让我们彼此了解一下。
Mum, could you get that? 妈妈，能去招呼下吗?
Aarikka. 阿瑞卡
Double A, double K. 俩个A，俩个K。
Right, yeah. Room 9. 嗯，是的，9号房。
Nah! I prefer to carry it myself, thank you. 不用，我自己来，谢谢。
It's... top of the stairs, turn right. 在最顶层右拐。
Thank you. 谢谢。
Come in. 进来。
Jamie? 杰米？
My God. 天啊。 Are you the bell hop, or something? 你是做旅店使者或者其他的吗？
No, my mum owns it and I just help out. 不是的，我妈开的旅馆我只是帮忙而已。
Until something else... till... something else-turns up. 直到有些东西。。有些东西出现。
I just got your e-mail. So sweet. 我刚收到你的邮件。很贴心。
Yum! I'm ravenous. 太棒了！我快饿死了。
I couldn't get a signal at the party, then my boss called. 在排队时没有信号，然后我的老板给我打电话交代工作。
I need you to put this piece on the blog. 我需要你把这部分发到博客上。
This is great. Because I wanted to ask you if you'd go out with me. 太好了，因为我正想问你是否愿意跟我一起出去。
- Let's pretend that didn't happen. 当做没看见。 - Done. 好的。
I need someone to show me around. This afternoon? 我需要有人今天下午带我出去转转。
This afternoon? Well, I... 今天下午？嗯，我。。
- See you later then. Around two? 下午见，俩点是吧？ - Awesome. 酷。
- It's rude to stare. 盯着别人看很粗鲁。 - Can I give you some advice, lad. 小伙子，给你条忠告。
Stay away from that girl. 离那个女孩远点。
Do you ever think about getting out of Rainmouth? 你有想过离开过这里吗？
All the time. 我一直都在想。
Travelling is the one thing I wanna do most of all. 旅行是我最喜欢做的事情。
- What's stopping you? 那什么阻止了你？ - It's a bit complicated. 这有点儿复杂。
- I have to look after my mum. 我不得不照料我妈妈。 - She can't look after herself? 他不能自己照顾自己吗？
The place tends to fall apart if I'm not there. 如果我不在，家里会塌下去的。
Right, so that's how you see your life, running a hotel with your mom? 好吧，那你怎么过你自己的生活，就这样一辈子跟你妈开旅馆过日子？
- Kind of like in Psycho. 有点儿恋母情结。 - What? No! 啥？不是的！
I'll have a pomegranate and kiwi. 我要一杯番石榴猕猴桃汁。
It might say pomegranate and kiwi, but it doesn't mean they have it. 是叫这个没错，但不代表他们这里有这个。
- What do they have then? 那他们这都有什么？ - Usually just milk. 通常只有牛奶。
OK, I'll have a shake. 好吧，我来一杯牛奶。
- You could say it's part of the charm. 你可以说这是它的一部分。 - You ever been in the States? 你去过美国吗？
- You should. You should come over me. 你真的应该去美国来看我。 - Pardon? 你说什么？
You should come over and see me.
You know what was interesting at that party in an anthropological sense? 你知道人民在派对上什么是最有趣的吗?
How different North American and British teenagers behave. 北美人和英国青年表现的不同之处。
In the States teens are busy discovering who they are. 在美国，青年们忙碌着去找寻真正的自己。
- While over here... 但是在这里却。。 - Vomiting and flashing genitals. 令人作呕和随处可见的生殖器。
Exactly. Your friends are still at the window, aren't they? 是的。你的朋友们还在窗户那呢，是吧？
If a boy takes a girl he likes out in Rainmouth, where do they go? 如果一个男孩带一个女孩在Rainmouth游玩，他们应该去哪呢？
- Probably McBunty. 可能会去McBunty吧。 - And if they wanna be alone? 假如他们想单独去玩呢？
That's Barnham Woods 这里是巴恩汉姆林区。 and over there is Lookout Hill. 那边是瞭望山。
Want to answer a couple of questions? 想要回答几个问题吗？
- Just wondered if you'd seen these two. 我只想知道你们有没有见过这俩个人。 - That's Gary. Is he in trouble? 那是盖里。他又麻烦了？
He's missing. He went to a party last night and didn't come home, so... 他失踪了。她昨晚上去了个派对而且没有回家，所以。。
That's where I've seen you. 我在那见过你。
His scooter's still there, 他的机车还在那， but he's just, well, disappeared. 但是他就是失踪了。
- Were you at this party too? 你也去那个派对了嘛？ - Me? No. 我？没去。
Dilated pupils. 瞳孔放大。
Either he's in love or on the pipe. 不是在谈情就是在嗑药。
- Coat, trousers off. 把大衣和裤子脱了。 - You can't make him do that. 你能叫他这么做。
Waiting. 等着瞧吧。
Underpants. 内裤也脱了。
- You're not allowed to do that. 你没权利要我这么做。 - Please. 快点。
Guv? We've got to go pronto. Guv，我们得赶快过去。
Two lC1s are taking a shower with a naked ICO in the car wash. 俩个IC1正在跟一个赤裸的IC0在洗车的时候冲澡。
- Not again. 又来了。 - Yeah. 是啊。
- I gotta make tracks. 我得走了。 - Really? 真的嘛？
- Which way are you going? 你要去哪啊？ - You're going back to the hotel, right? 你要回旅馆是吧？
I'm going the other way. 我走另外一条路。
- That way is just the woods. 那是去林区的路。 - Yeah, got you. Thanks. 啊，你说对了，谢谢你。
Here he is. 那不是他吗。 I thought you weren't coming out. 我以为你不会再出来了呢。
- I wasn't. 怎么可能。 - It's Friday night. Know what that means? 今天是星期五之夜，知道意味着什么吗？
- Tomorrow's Saturday? 明天是星期六？ - No, girlies' night out. 不，女生出行夜。
- Still early. 还是有点儿早。 - Whoa. 哇哦。
- I saw the top of her pants. 我看到了他T裤边了。 - Yeah? 嗯?
Tramp stamping a whale's tail? Nice. 好像鲸鱼的尾巴一样漂亮是吧？ Girls on holiday do anything. 女生们在节日会做任何事情。
- Like ice skating and stuff? 比如滑冰之类的事? - No, in bed. 不，床弟之事。
Not that you two cherry boys would know, innit? 这不是你们俩个小处男想知道的事情。
It's their first time away from home. 这是他们第一次出家门。 Nothing's off limits. Indoors, outdoors. 所有事都没有限制。室内的，室外的。
- Backdoors. 后门。 - Thank you. 谢谢提醒。
And that little beauty is Rainmouth Pier's primo pulling apparatus. 那个小美妞是Rainmouth码头的头牌。
You're basing this on...? 你说是在什么基础上？
Once rotated your giddy girly is gonna have to grab onto something. 一旦你转晕了就想去抓一些你不得不抓的东西。
Or someone? 或者某人？
Have you ever thought about a sexual advice column? 你有没有想过性爱意见？
Go on, Spikey boy. 继续，Spikey。
Hello, girls. 女孩们，你们好。
Try and edge towards them. Go on. 赶紧靠她们近一点，上吧。
My hand's stuck. 我的手卡住了。
Get off me, Spike. 放开我，Spike。
You're cramping my style. 你弄糟了我的造型。
Thanks a bunch. 多谢。
Do you wanna hold my hand? 你想拉我一把吗？
- Perfect. 太棒了。 - Yeah, pie puke. Nasty. 是啊，都吐出来了。真恶心。
I'd love to work here. 我好想在这里工作。 It's like a chick magnet. 就像一个少女杀手一样。
I'm holding out for a slot on the bins. 我刚才一直在垃圾箱上的插槽拖延时间。 I've always wanted to ride a crusher. 我一直都想去开压碎者。
- You've gotta love those perks. 你一定要爱那些特殊待遇。 - What perks? 什么特殊待遇？
Glow bib. Glow bib。
What is it about those men that women find so irresistible? 是什么让这个男人变得被女人难以抗拒？
- Girls love a bit of bump and grind. 女孩们都喜欢一点点磕磕碰碰。 - Bump and grind. 磕磕碰碰
I'm riding with you, Kev. 我要和你一起开车，凯文。
I'm a nervous passenger. 我是个紧张的乘客。 Back out slowly. 慢点倒车。
You do understand the idea of bumper cars? 你真的会开碰碰车吗？
Slow down. 开慢点。
- Ladies. 女士们。 - What's that smell? 那是什么味道？
I don't know. 我不知道。
Kev, are you really gonna work at the pie factory? 凯文，你真的打算去那工作嘛？
- Jamie, the pie factory's a babe pit. 杰米，派工厂是个美妞坑。 - Says who? 说谁呢？
Pie folk. Pie folk。
There you go, a redhead. 你看，那个红头发的。 Red on her head, fire in bed. 头发是红色的，在床上一定也很火辣。
If you don't chat up a girl in 30 seconds, do you stop breathing? 如果你30秒不聊女孩的话是不是会挂掉？
It's a natural urge, Jamie. 杰米，这是正常的生理冲动。 The itch you have to scratch, right? 就像你身上痒你就会去抓，对吧？
The itch happens after. 痒是后发生的。 I've seen the girls you've been with. 我已经看到了你跟的女孩。
Listen up. New number one on my wish list, right. 听好了，一个新的妞添加到我的愿望单上了。
Twins, right, and me with a strap-on worn back to whatsit, both at the same time. 姐妹花我来了。
I call it a sister seesaw. 我把它称为妹妹跷跷板
Spike)'- Spike。
We're gonna get you. 我们要撞到你咯。
Mate, your hair stinks of puke. 哥们儿，你头发上有发臭的呕吐物。
Right. Check it, Bru. 好啦，看看还有吗，布鲁。
A big lump at the back there, Spike. 在后面还有一大坨，Spike。
Bruno, get down the offie and get some more beers, will you? 布鲁诺，你能去商店再买点啤酒回来吗？
- Why should I go? 为啥叫我去？ - 'Cause you're our booze bitch. 因为你是我们的小弟。
As soon as you've dunked your doughnut, you can stop. 一旦足够泡甜甜圈了就不用买了。
You wait till I'm on the bins. Then you'll see who the girls go for. 你给我等着瞧吧。
- Yeah, not you, you big virganus. 是的，不是你，你个小处男。 - Yeah, Spike, like you're not one too. 哈，Spike，好像你不是一样。
Does your cyber cherry count? 那是你的账号名字吗？
Right, is it out yet? 好啦，都洗干净了嘛？
- The good news is the sick is out. 好消息是吐得东西都没了。 - But you're now covered in shit. 但是你现在头上又浇上粪了。
Juliana, it's Jamie. 朱莉安娜，我是杰米。
- Where's Juliana? 朱莉安娜在哪？ - Checked out. 她已经退房了。
What are you doing in her room? 那你在她的屋子里干什么？
Wanted an en suite bath. 希望可以洗个澡。
Why are you dressed like a terrorist? 为啥你穿的跟个恐怖分子一样？
I work with bees. 我是养蜂人。
Bzz. Bzz。
Juliana, I'm surprised you checked out. 朱莉安娜，我很惊讶你怎么退房了。
I hope everything's alright. 我希望你没事。 Let me know. Best wishes, Jamie. 假如有困难一定要让我知道。好运，杰米。
Kind regards. 亲切的问候。
Yours sincerely. 此致。
J. And a kiss. J.和一个吻。
No kiss. 没有吻。
Smiley. :)
Yuk! 耶！
That vintage fashion shop you recommended, it's fabulous. 你推荐的那家复古时尚店很不错。
I bought the most beautiful satin corset. 我买了最漂亮的缎面紧身胸衣。
So if you've any more ideas... 所以如果你有其他更多的想法。。。
Well, I'll definitely bear you in mind... bear it in mind... 好，我会把你铭记于心的。
remember you in it... remember it. 记住你。。记住了。
Sorry for my sudden departure. 杰米，很抱歉我的不辞而别。
My boss wanted me to check out some accommodations. 我老板想让我去看下我的新住处。
Kind of have to jump when she says, sucks, but that's the gig. 这就是我不得不离开的原因。
Here's my new address. 这是我的新地址。
Go on then. 继续啊。
You go. 你们来。
- What are they doing? 他们在干嘛？ - Dunno. 不知道。
Get up. 起来
Let me in or I'll have you thrown out. 让我进去否则我让你滚蛋。 I can do that. I'm management. 我能做到这一点。因为我是这里的负责人。
- Why were you at the cabin? 为什么你会在小屋那？ - What cabin? 什么小屋？
I saw you. 我看到你了。
What is all this? 这究竟是怎么回事？
Who are you? 你到底是谁？ Tip of the ice berg. 这仅仅是冰山一角。
These are the ones we know about. 这是我们所知道的。
I've seen things. 我曾见到过一些事。 Things people don't care to believe. 一些人们不相信的事情。
Nothing new, mind. 不是什么新事物。 Been around for thousands of years. 已有数千年之久。
King Ly... Ancient king of Greece. 古希腊的国王。
He was the first recorded man to shed his form. 他是第一个记录下它的外表的人。
Disappeared on nights of the full moon. 消失在满月之夜。
That's Bruno's. 这是布鲁诺的东西。 What are you doing with this? 你拿这个干什么？
I found that in the woods next to the cabin. 我在小屋的树林里找到的。
- Wasn't a virgin, was he? 他是处男吧，是吧？ - A virgin? 处男？
Well, they kill and eat a virgin on the night of the full moon. 嗯，他们会在满月之夜杀死并吃掉处子之身的人。
They can smell 'em a mile off. 他们可以在1英里外闻到处子的味道。
- You're one, aren't you? 你也是个处男吧，是吗、 - What? Nothing to do with you. 啥？这关你屁事。
Such enflamed tenderloin flesh is the sweetest meat of all. 你这样的肉对于他们来说是最香甜的。
Ever been followed by a bloke with a butterfly net? 那小子拿着蝴蝶网曾被跟踪？
Sumerian pentangle. 那是苏美尔人的五角星。
I painted one on the door to ward her off. 我在门上画了一个来抵御她。
They're not scared of much, but they see that, they know we're on to them. 他们并不怕五角星，但他们看到之后会知道我们在对付她。
I've hunted werewolves all my adult life, son. 我猎寻狼人一辈子了，孩子。
Not found one yet, but I'm working on it. 直到如今还没有找到一个，但我一直在努力。
Now, you hear what I say, boy. 小子，现在你听到我说的了。
And you hear it good. 听进去就好。 Stay away from that girl! 离那个女孩远点！
It's her. 就是她。
It's a dog. 这是狗在叫。
Alright, Tiff? 好吧，迪福。 Been looking for your brother. 我一直在找你弟弟。
- Bruno. 布鲁诺。 - Him. 嗯。他怎么了。
- Is he in? 他在里面吗？ - No. 没有。
Nobody's heard from him for a week. 已经一个星期没有他的消息了。 I was worried. 我很担心他。
What, is he your boyfriend? 啥，你是他的男友吗？ You two benders now, then, yeah? 你们俩个是弯男吧，嗯？
No. Just a concerned friend. 不。只是关心他的哥们。
- He went away. 他走了。 - Where? 去哪了？
I think it was Amsterdam. 我想应该是阿姆斯特丹。 Or maybe Hampstead. 或者是汉普斯特德。
Or was it Hammersmith? 又或者是哈默史密斯？
- Is there a place called Hampstersmith? 有地方叫哈默史密斯的？ - No. 没有。
- He's definitely gone away then? 他肯定去了吗？ - I said that, didn't I? 我已经说过了，不是吗？
- Right, if you... 是的，如果你。。 - Whatever. 不管。
- So who called it in? 谁打进来的？ - One of the stallholders. 一个摊主打来的。
Said he heard someone screaming. 他说他听到有人尖叫。 Said it sounded like an animal in pain. 说听起来像处在痛苦中的动物一样。
Prat. We all know what that was. Prat，我们都知道那是什么。
Mosh pit of rutting down here of a night. 一晚上海浪留下来的辙痕。
Guv? Guv?
- Looks like a dog's bone. 看起来像根狗骨头。 - Big dog. Look at the teeth marks. 一只大狗。看那个牙印。
- Get Forensics to take a look? 需要叫取证组来看看吗？ - Chemists who think they're coppers? 谁会认为那些搞化学的会是警察？
It's standard procedure... 这是标准程序。。
Standard procedure if you want to be laughed at. 如果你想被嘲笑那么就走程序。
This is how we took care of these sorts of things in the Met. 这就是我们看到这些事情应该做的处理方式。
Dodged the bullet there, son. 年轻人，多一事不如少一事。
- Where have you been? It's 6 o'clock. 你去哪了？都6点了。 - I've been looking for Bruno. 我去找布鲁诺了。
- Why? What has he done? 他怎么了？ - We haven't heard from him for a week. 我们一周都没他的消息了。
Do you know what's weird? 你知道让人奇怪的是什么吗？ I haven't missed him at all. 我竟然没有想他。
I think we should report it. 我觉得我们应该报警。
Remember, he was going on about working on the bins. 我记得他说是去bins找工作了。
Perhaps that's where he's gone. Bin school. 或许，他去那里了，Bin school。
Here, Jamie, told you. 这里，杰米，早告诉过你了。 Pie factory's a babe cave, mate. 派工厂是个美女巢穴，兄弟。
If you aren't helping me, I'll keep looking for him myself. 如果你们不帮我，我自己去找他。
This one mine, then? 他是我的，是吧？
- Hello, lover. 嗨，亲爱的。 - Hi. 嗨。
How about going somewhere more private? 我们去个更私密点的地方，怎么样？
- You got your own place? 你有你自己的地方吗？ - Yeah. 是的。
Sort of. Spike. 可以这么说。Spike.
Mate, you're a sure win. 兄弟，你肯定会稳赚的。
- Yeah, not my type. 嗯，但他不是我喜欢的类型。 - She'll do the nasty. 他会做全套活。
They're the only type worth having. 他们是唯一值得你拥有的类型了。
It's important to respect your partner. 尊重你的女伴很重要。
- Those are double Ds, man. 这里有俩个DS男。 - Yeah, what's not to respect? 是啊，有什么不尊重的地方吗？
Anyway, I met someone. 无论如何，我爱上了某个人。 Juliana. 朱莉安娜。
Juliana Banana. 会吃“香蕉”的朱莉安娜。
- Nice. You boned it? 好的，你去吧。 - I'm not answering that. 我不回答。
Means no. Tell her she's in your wank bank. 当然不是，告诉她他会帮你吃香蕉。
- Girls love stuff like that. 女孩都爱这样的东西。 - She's well hot. 她的确很火辣。
If you can get a bird like that to batter your sausage... 如果你得到一个喜欢吃香肠的小鸟依人。。
- You going out with her now, then? 你现在要跟他出去是吗？ - Well, yeah. No. It's complicated. 嗯，是的。不，这说起来有点儿复杂。
Yeah, no, sort of. 可以这么说。 It's always complicated with you, innit? 它一直对你来说都很复杂，是吗？
She caught me staring at her naked through a window. 她发现我透过窗户看她的落体。
And she thinks I painted a phallic symbol on her cabin. 而且她还以为我在她小屋门上画了一个JB似的符号。
That's quite complicated. 那确实有点儿复杂了。
- How much further is it? 还有多远啊？ - No further. Here. 不远了。这就到了。
I wonder if there's a fruit they haven't made a pie out of. 我在想假如有没有不能做成派的水果。
Melon. I've never seen a melon pie before. 瓜。我还没有见过瓜派呢。
Be honest. I bet you never thought you'd end up with a stud like me. 说实话，我打赌你肯定没有想过会跟我这样的一匹种马在一起。
No. 没有。
- I know what you're thinking. 我知道你在想什么。 - I don't think you do. 我不认为你知道。
You think you're gonna get me down on the beach and get my knickers off? 你在想什么你可以把我的压在海滩上把我的短裤脱掉，对吗？
- That's not gonna happen. 那不会发生的。 - Right. 是的。
Because I'm not wearing any. 因为我下面什么都没穿。
Now you wanna look, don't you? 你现在想看吗？ Dirty bugger. 小淫虫。
Drinking in a public place. 在公共场合饮酒。
- I assume you're all over 18? 我假设你们都满18周岁了嘛？ - 18 what? 18是啥？
Behold the lippy one. 看这个油腔滑调的小子。 Sounds like he's after a Section 12. 听起来像是想要进疯人院。
Are you offering? 你能帮我进去吗？
People suffering from mental disorders in a public place. 精神病患者在公共场合。
In immediate need of care or control, subject to instantaneous apprehension. 在迫切需要控制的情况下表现出焦虑。
With the use of force, if necessary. 如果必要的话可以动用武力。
Right. 对。
Oy. You two. Stop. 喂。你们俩。站住。
You'd better take me somewhere really expensive next week. 你最好下周带我去个高级点的地方。
Promise? 你发誓吗？
- Hi, Daddy. 嗨，爹地。 - Hello, Pumpkin. 嗨，我的甜心。
- Where are you taking my daughter? 你们从哪把我的女儿带走的？ - Nowhere. 哪也没有。
Get in the car, Liss. 上车去，利斯。
Quite the ladies' man. 真是个把妹高手啊。
What happened to the other one? 另一个妞怎么了？
Got what you wanted and then dumped her? 拿到你想要的东西之后就把她甩了？
- Now you're ready to take on another one? 现在你又想找个别的女孩? - It's not what you think. 不是你想的那样。
You're a mind reader? 你会读心术吗？
How do you know what I think? 那你怎么知道我在想什么？
If I find out you've laid so much as a finger on my little angel 如果我发现你敢碰我宝贝女儿一根指头的话。
I'll stick this right up your arse. 我会把这个插到你的菊花里。
- You off the mark yet? 你把那个符号擦掉了，是吗？ - What? 啥？
Has your toad been holed? 你的处男之身还在吗？
I really don't see what me losing my virginity has to do with you. 我实在搞不懂我是不是处男跟你有什么关系。
Scusi. 很抱歉听到这个（意大利语）
Just make sure you do something about it before the next full moon. 只要确保你得在下个满月之前得做些什么。
Hi, it's Juliana. Leave a message. 嗨，我是朱莉安娜。请留言。
It's Jamie. 我是杰米。 I'd really like to talk to you. 我真的很想跟你谈话。
I think you might be angry with me because I was spying on you. 我想你会因为我跟踪你的事情而生气。
I can explain. 我可以解释。
Please call me. 请回复我。
Spike, what is that? Spike，那是什么？
- What do you mean? 你什么意思？ - You know what I mean. What is that? 你知道我什么意思。啥意思？
I can't help it. 我也没办法。 It's the feathers. They feel nice. 这些羽毛感觉不错。
Giddy up, boys. 准备上马吧，男孩子们。
YES. 太棒了
You shouldn't have been looking through my window. 你不应该在窗户外边偷窥我。
You should have come in. 你应该进来的。
Come on. 跟我来。
- Can I explain? 我能解释一下吗？ - I don't know. Can you? 我不知道，你能吗？
This is going to sound really out there. 这将听起来很不靠谱。
But you know the weird guy at the hotel, the inbred one, washing-machine eyes? 但是你还记得那个在旅店的拐家伙吗？
God, don't laugh. 天啊，别笑。 He thinks he's a werewolf hunter. 他说他是个狼人猎手。
What? 啥？
Yeah. And he was at the cabin graffitiing your door as well. 是啊。而且他在你的小屋门上乱画。
Yeah, I saw him. 嗯，我看到他了。
- So you knew I wasn't... 所以你知道我不是 - I was messing with you. 我跟你开玩笑的。
Wait. A werewolf hunter? 等等。一个狼人猎手？ Seriously? 真的假的？
I suppose he thinks that you're a... 我觉得她可能认为你是一个。。
I didn't think I'd hear from you again, to be honest. 说实话，我没想到会再收到你的消息。
I thought that, well, that you thought I was a bit 'bleh'. 我以为你一直认为我有点儿“逊”。
- Like what? 什么样子？ - Like 'bleh'. 有点儿“逊”。
if you saw what happened, 如果你看到发生了什么事， why didn't you return my calls? 为什么你不回我的电话呢?
Look, Jamie, I really enjoy being with you. 杰米，我真的很喜欢和你在一起。
It's just that with my work, 这仅仅是因为我的工作原因。 it's hard to have proper relationships. 它很难让我跟别人有一段适当的关系。
What about an improper one? 那我们就开展一段不适当的关系，怎么样？
Before this goes anywhere, you should know that it never goes anywhere. 在此之前去任何地方都没有固定性。
And you'll be looking after your mom all the time, so... 而且你还得一直照顾你妈妈，所以。。
And I'm always moving around. 而且我还总是搬来搬去。
I gotta go. 我得走了。
Why do you have to go? 为什么你一定要走？
- It's the job. It's kind of like 'bleh'. 这是我的工作，就和你的一样。 - When are you back? 那你何时回来？
Saturday. 星期六。
Right, well, I'll meet you next Saturday then, at the pier. At five. 好吧，下星期六5点在码头不见不散。
- She'll be back. What's the problem? 他会回来的。出什么事了？ - She doesn't think it can work. 她不认为这样行得通。
- Cocktease. They all say that. 他们都说她是个爱挑逗人的女人。 - He's right. 他是对的。
- Loads of girls have said that to me. 很多女孩都对我说过了。 - It's the equivalent of a lap dance. 就跟钢管舞一样。
She's rotating those nipple tassels right under your nose. 她一直在你的鼻子下面转动着奶头上的流苏穗挑逗你。
Stoking your boiler. 点燃你的欲火。
- No, I think it's a bit more... 不，我认为这是一个比较。。 - Complicated. 复杂的事情。
You reckon she'll go bareback? 你看她会出去乱性吗？
Can't you relate to a girl in a way that isn't just about sex? 你就不能别一提到女孩就往性那方面扯吗？
If you're doing a raincoat, go flavoured. 如果你正在做一件雨衣，记得去味。
Women respond well to a novelty contraceptive, Jamie. Fact. 杰米，女人们最近有一种反应良好的避孕方法。
They disappeared exactly one month apart. And now this. 他们消失一个月，就像现在这样。
Bruno Wallis. It was the only picture his sister could find, so... 布鲁诺 沃利斯。这是他姐姐能找到他的唯一一张照片，所以。。
I'm looking at the pattern. 我在寻找规律。 What does it tell us'? 它告诉我们什么？
It tells us school term ended. 它告诉我们学期结束了。
Three kids decided there might be life outside of a town that makes square pies. 三个小屁孩决定要离开镇上出去闯荡一番。
- We can't just ignore this. 我们不能忽视这一点。 - In the Met we had three missings a day. 在Met我们一天发生了三起失踪案件。
Ask me if we investigated them. 问我假如我们调查他们。
- Did you? 你调查了吗？ - No. 没有。
Ask me why. 问我为什么。
- Why? 为什么？ - Because then they became unmissing. 因为那样的话他们就不会失踪。
They got over their little hissy fit and came back from holiday. 他们稍稍放纵之后会从假期回来的。
Or sobered up. 或者清醒过来。
You've got a lot to learn. 你还有许多东西要学。
I tidied this up this morning. 我今天早上刚刚打扫干净的。
Well? What have you got to say for yourself? 好吧，你有什么要对你自己说的？
Bummer. 令人失望。
It's time you shaped up, Mum. 你该改改了，妈妈。
Safe. 这里很安全。
I was just about to come and find you. 我正说要来找你。
Wondered if you'd take a look at my shower head. 想问你能不能帮我看看我的浴室花洒。
I'm not quite getting the pressure I need. 我没有收到我所需的压力。
Really? 真的嘛？
Jesus H. You're going out on the night of the full moon? 老天啊，你要在月圆之夜出去？
Are you insane? 你疯了吗？ Or are you no longer 'virgo intacto?' 难道你已经不是处男了？
I think you're a dirty old man who gets off spying on young girls. 我觉得你就是一个喜欢跟踪少女的变态老男人。
Don't tell me you're seeing her. 别告诉我你现在要去见她。
Can I be frank with you, boy? 我能坦率的告诉你吗，年轻人？ Speak with you man to man? 难道还需要男人之间的对话？
The hornier you are, the more delicious you are. 你越是倔强，就会变得越美味可口。
- I'm calling Social Services. 我要报警了。 - It's hormones, boy. 那是荷尔蒙，小子。
They can taste 'em. 他们会吃了你。 It's what she's doing. 这就是她所做的。
Getting you worked up, ready to burst, and then... 先让你兴奋起来，过一会，然后就。。
Ouch, just bit my tongue. 哦，咬到我的舌头了。
You're in grave danger, boy. 你现在非常危险，年轻人。
Look, I know you think being together's difficult. 你看，我明白我们在一起很困难。
But you're the first person I can really be myself with and be honest with. 但是你是我人生中第一个能和我坦诚相待的人。
Well, honesty is the cornerstone of a good relationship. 嗯，坦诚是建立友好关系的基石。
And lots of hot sex. 还有好多美好的性爱。
Jamie. 杰米。
Jamie, I have... 杰米，我。。。
No, stop. 不，停下来。
- Don't you like it? 你不喜欢吗？ - No, I love it. 不，我很喜欢。
You really turn me on. It's just... There's... 你真的让我激起欲望。只是。。
There's something you're not telling me. 你有一些没有告诉我的事情？
You're right. There is. 是的，的确有。
I'm not like ordinary girls. 我跟普通的女孩子不一样。
- What's your game, bitch? 你在玩什么把戏，贱人？ - Let go! 我们走！
What are you doing? 你在干什么？
- We had a date. You promised. 我们有约会。你答应我的。 - What'? 什么？
That night when you wanted to poke your nose into my Bermuda Triangle. 那天晚上你想把鼻子伸进我的“百慕大三角”
- I didn't know you two... 我不知道你们俩。。 - She's mine, ho. 他是我的，贱人。
If you get your skanky mitts on him, I will bitch-slap you. 如果你敢在他身上揩油的话，我会抽死你。
All the way back to Yanksville, cougan. 赶紧滚回你的美国去吧！
In Rainmouth, we don't intercourse with other women's fiances. 在这里，我们不能和其他女人的未婚夫上床。
- You're engaged? 你已经订婚了? - Believe it, arse face. 信不信由你，贱人。
- Wait, I can explain. Juliana, please. 等等，我可以解释，朱莉安娜，求你了。 - Save it. 省省吧。
Why have a burger when you can have your very own Bunty? 为什么你放着现成的不上，非要去找她？
No more talk. Vagina time. 别再多说了。来干我吧。
I've got such a wetty for you. 我下面已经湿了。 Do me here, in the woods. 就在树林里干我吧。
- Do me in that tent over there. 要不去那边的帐篷里面。 - No. 不行。
Do you know what really turns me on? 你知道什么令我真正性奋吗？ Doing it where we might get caught. 这样做我们可能会被抓的。
Bend me over one of the bins on the high street. 那把我驾在高速路的垃圾桶上干。
I can't. 我做不到。
- You're not a bum plumber, are you? 你又不是流浪的水管工，对吧？ - No. 不是。
- I can't do this. 我不能这么做。 - Are you married? 你结婚了嘛？
- Yeah, I'm married. 是的，我结婚了。 - I see. 我明白了。
If there's one thing I cannot stand, it's married men... 我唯一不能接受的一点就是已婚男人。。
I'm married to my vocation. 我嫁给了我的天职。
You see, I'm training to be a priest. 你懂得，我正学习成为一名牧师。 I've taken a vow of chastity. 我已经发誓要永葆贞洁。
That include oral? 那口交也算吗？
It's the path I've chosen. 这是我自己选择的道路。
She isn't my fiance. 他不是我的未婚妻。
I have more important things than worry about giddy boys. 我还有更多比担心一个混蛋小子重要的事情要做。
Run along. Go back to your mommy and your little hotel. 赶紧滚吧。滚回你的旅店陪你妈去吧。
I think I'm in love with you. 我觉得我爱上你了。
It's time for you to start thinking about not being in love with me. 我觉得你应该开始想想不要爱我的事情了。
- You wanted to tell me something. 你要告诉我什么事情 - Forget it. OK? 忘了吧，行吗？
You're wearing the same clothes. 你穿着一样的衣服？ Where did you go? 你去哪里了？
That is none of your goddamn business. 这不关你的事。
Get out. Now. 现在给我滚出去。
Now. 现在。
You know why she's not interested in you any more, don't you? 你知道为啥他不再像以前那样喜欢你了嘛？
She saw you with that other girl. 他看见你跟另外的女孩在一起了。
The chesty one with the top-heavy lovelies. 那个丰乳肥臀的胖妞。
She thinks you're no longer a virgin. You are still a...? 他认为你不再是处男了。 你还是。。。吧？
YES. 嗯。
So, maps. You Say? 所以，你刚才说的地图?
So you believe me now? 那么你现在相信我了吧。
- You definitely think Juliana... 你肯定认为朱莉安娜。。。 - Three months ago I saw her. 三个月前我看见她。
In a village in Hungary. Porb... 在匈牙利的一个村庄 - P6rb6ly. 大大大大概。
P閕rb閘y, that's it. Which was on her blog. 大大大概就是他博客上写的那个地方。
That same night a young couple went missing after a school disco. 就在同一天晚上一对年轻夫妇在一场校园迪斯科派对后失踪。
And now she's here. 而现在她到这里了。 She's the beast, Jamie. 她就是狼人，杰米。
She has to be destroyed. 她必须得死。
Think about it, Kev. 想想吧，凯文。 Gary disappeared at the party. 盖里在那个派对失踪的。
Then Bruno. They were both on nights of the full moon. 然后是布鲁诺。他们都是在月圆之夜失踪的。
To recap, this, what shall we call him, scholar, sage, 总结一下这一点，我们是不是该称呼他，学者，圣人？
or simply cretin, in the B&B, reckons they've both been eaten by a werewolf. 兼职就是白痴，弱智的想法，他们俩都被一个狼人吃掉了。
Looking at all the evidence, it does stack up. 看看所有的这些证据，把他们放在一起。
And this werewolf just so happens to be the girl you're in love with. 而这个狼人又正好是你爱上的那个女孩。
- Wow. What are the chances of that? 这样的事情发生的几率是多少? - Well, this is the freaky part, right. 嗯，这也太奇怪了吧，是吧。
- It only attacks virgins. 它只攻击处子。 - So? What's the problem? You're safe. 那也怎样？有问题吗？你安全了。
But we need to tell Spike to stay indoors. There's a full moon tonight. 但是我们得告诉Spike呆在家里，今天是圆月夜。
If you cut yourself, does sap run out? 如果你把JJ剪了，还能射出来吗？
Alright, Pumpernickel? 嗨，小黑妞。 Don't I know you from somewhere? 新来的吗？
Yeah. 是的。
Looking good. 看着不错哦。
We've all been rejected by a hottie, Jamie. 杰米，我们都被辣妹拒绝过。
- Fess up. She blew you out. 坦白说吧，他把你甩了。 - That's not the point, Kev. 这不重要，凯文。
The only answer to a broken heart is to boff it out your system. 对付心碎的唯一办法就是去找个妞啪啪啪。
You and I are just very different creatures, Kev. 凯文，你和我真的不是一类人。
See you later. 再见。
I got it. Look. 我拍到了，快看。
I got it going up the path here. Look. 我在上楼梯的时候拍到的。快看。
Let me just rewind it there. 让我倒退到那段。 There it is. Look, there. 在哪，就是它。快看，那里。
That's me. 那是我。 Poo. How did that happen? 噗。怎么会这样？
Must have had it round the... 必须让它转一下。。 Well, doesn't matter. 好吧，无所谓了。
I saw it, though, with my own eyes. 我用我自己的眼睛看到了。 A lycanthrope. 一个狼人。
Shouldn't you be indoors, 你不是应该在屋子里吗， where it's safe? Assuming you haven't... 难道你已经不是。。
If I were you, I'd do everything in my power to change that condition. 如果我是你，我会尽我所能来改变现状。
Before tomorrow night. 明晚之前。
It's you she wants. She'll be back on your scent before you know it. 他要的是你。在你知道之前他会回来找你的。
It's all very well you going on about it. 这一切都进行的很顺利。 It's not that... 这并不是说。。
I despair of you younger generation. 年轻人，我对你太失望了。 In my days, we were like jack rabbits. 这段日子我们就像搭档一样。
I remember one particular night... 我记得那个特别的夜晚。。 my first hat trick. 我的第一个帽子戏法。
I was a virile lad then. 我是个精力充沛的小伙子。 I had balls the size of watermelons. 我的蛋蛋有西瓜那么大。
Thanks for that beautiful mental image. 谢谢你给我带来的遐想。
it's eaten. 她被吃了。
God rest her soul. 上帝保佑她。
- You may still have time. 你可能还有时间。 - For what? 什么？
To get laid, you doughnut. 去破处，你个笨蛋。
You've got 24 hours to dip your pickle. 你有24小时去破处。 Now go! 赶紧走吧！
It's Jamie. About the shower. 我是杰米。关于花洒的事情。 Would you like me to check the nozzle? 你想让我帮忙检查下喷头吗？
Hey, babe. 嘿，宝贝儿。
How are you doing? I was wondering if you fancied a cocktail. 最近过的好吗？我在想你喜不喜欢鸡尾酒。
A 'cock'-tail? 鸡（巴）-尾酒。
A slow, comfortable screw perhaps? 也许你喜欢慢慢的抽插？
Did you know there's 256 bones in the body? 你知道人的身体里面有256根骨头吗？
How would you like another one? 怎样能让你想到另一个？
Alright, gorgeous? 好吧，华丽的？
Hi, I was wondering if I could buy you a drink. 嗨，我在想我能否请你喝杯酒。
I'll have a vodka and tonic. Thanks. 我要一杯伏特加，谢谢。
This may seem forward, but I think you're the most beautiful girl in here. 这可能有点儿冒失，但我觉得你是这里最漂亮的姑娘。
That's such a sweet thing to say. Ray. 听到你这么说我很开心。雷。
This boy says I'm the most beautiful woman in here. 这个男孩说我是这里最漂亮的女孩。
Show me your lettuce, then. 把纸币掏出来让我看看。 The money, dipshit. 钱，笨蛋，
- Got a room? 要开房吗？ - No, how much would a room be? 不，开一个房间多钱？
- Right, that's everything, is it? 好吧，这就是所有的费用了嘛？ - You want everything? 你想要做全活？
- Wait here. 在这等着。 - Where are you going? 你要去哪里？
- To take care of the room. 我去开房间。 - How do I know you're coming back? 我怎么知道你还会不会回来？
You don't. 你不用担心。
Alicia. Great to see you. 阿利希娅，很高兴见到你。
- Let's go out together. 我们一起走吧。 - I thought you'd gone Jesus. 我以为你上西天了呢。
Just a phase. 只是一个阶段。 See, I was wondering. 你看，我想知道。
- Fancy having a little bit of sex with me? 你想和我做爱吗？ - Blimey, you're a bit forward. 哎呀，你有点儿太着急了吧。
- A bit late. I'm engaged. This is Danny. 已经晚了。我订婚了。这是丹尼。 - It's Derek. 我是德里克。
It's over. 我们结束了。 You're too clingy. 你太粘人了。
Get 'm off then. 把衣服脱掉。
- Not bad. 还不错嘛。 - Thanks. 谢谢。
You like that, don't you? 你喜欢吗？
How about... 要不。。
What happened here? 你怎么了？
Osborne. 奥斯本
What are you doing here? 你来这干什么？
He belongs to the copper my dad works with. 他是我爸爸的同事的警犬。
Shit. Quick. Hide. 妈的，快点藏起来。 If my dad finds out, I'm... 如果我爸发现了，我就。。
- Alicia? Is that you? 阿利希娅？是你吗？ - Hello. 你好。
I was sunbathing and must have fallen asleep. 我一定是在做日光浴的时候睡着了。
You'll catch your death. 你这样很危险的。 Come on. I'll give you a lift. 来吧。我顺道带你一程。
Those yours too, are they? 那些衣服也是你的吧？
Come on then. Osborne! 快跟上，奥斯本。
Come on. Osborne. 快跟上，奥斯本。
- Watch it. 小心。 - Bruno. You scared the life out of me. 布鲁诺。你快把我吓死了。
- Where have you been? 你去哪了？ - Amsterdam. 阿姆斯特丹。
Can't believe you went. 真不敢相信你去了。
I got tired of everyone going on about me being a virgin. 我受不了每个人都嘲笑我是个处男。
So I decided to do something about it. 所以我决定去做些事情。
- You should see the red-light district. 你真应该去转转红灯区。 - Why didn't you text? 那你为什么不给我发短信？
- We were worried. 我们担心死了。 - Dropped my phone in a urinal. 我的手机掉在便池里了。
And now the numbers stick. 现在电话也欠费了。
- So, you're naked then. 你怎么会光着呢。 - Yeah. 嗯。
Yes, I am. Long story. 说来话长了。
A bit complicated. 有点儿复杂。
Do you mind if we... 你不介意如果我。。
- So you finally broke your duck, then? 你终于破处了嘛？ - You're probably going to laugh. 你可能会嘲笑我的。
- Sid, she's out there. I saw her. 希德，她在外边。我看见她了。 - Never think of 'it' as 'her'. 千万不要把它当人看。
Right. The old Colt. 是的。大师。
Silver bullets. 银子弹。 One of those into the head. 用一颗射进她的头颅。
Has to be the head, mind. 而且必须是头，切记。
Soon put a stop to her antics. 然后就把他终结掉了。 Sorry. Didn't mean to say 'her'. 抱歉。我的意思不是说“她”。
Although the silent assassination with the silver-top bolt, 尽管是银顶弓弩。
can be the better option. 但这是对付它的有利武器。
Recap. check. check. 回顾一下。检查，检查。 Sandwiches... check. 三明治。。检查。
Could be a long night. 今晚注定是无眠之夜。
This mean that you've... 难道你已经。。
Mr Aarikka? Are you up there? 阿瑞卡先生，您在楼上吗？
There's someone to see you. 有人要见您。
Siddarth Aarikka, I arrest you on suspicion of the abduction of Gary Jones. 西德斯·阿瑞卡，你现在因涉嫌绑架加里·琼斯被捕。
We'd also like to question you on the disappearance of Bruno Wallis. 我们还怀疑你和布鲁诺·沃利斯失踪有关。
Jamie, don't forget, there's still that thing you need to take care of. 杰米，别忘了，你还有事要去做。
- Found what you're looking for? 找到你要找的东西了嘛？ - Stay where you are. 原地呆着不许动。
You haven't done it before, have you? 你之前没用过枪吧。
Used a gun. The safety's on. 你的保险开着怎么开枪啊。
- I know what you're doing here. 我知道你来这要干什么。 - You know I'm a hunter. 你知道的我是一个猎手。
- What? 什么？ - A werewolf hunter. 一个狼人猎手。
- I thought you were... 我以为你是。。 - A werewolf? 狼人？
My God. You fell for me thinking I was a monster. 我的天啊，你竟然以为我是个怪物。
That really is love. 这真是太有爱了。
My whole family are hunters. 我出生于一个猎人家族。 We log on to a crime database. 我们把它们的罪证记录到数据库中。
We check missing persons against moon phases. 我们根据月相的变化统计失踪人数。
Where we see a pattern, we send an investigator. A hunter. 哪里看出来端倪，我们就派出一个猎人来追捕狼人。
- You'd better go. 你最好现在离开这里。 - Why? 为什么？
Full moon. 今天是圆月之夜。 One of my busier evenings. 我最忙的一件事之一。
- Your friend Spike. Virgin, right? 你的朋友Spike是处男吧？ - Yeah. 嗯。
I gotta run. 我必须得赶紧走了。
What exactly are you gonna do? 那你具体要去做什么呢?
We have to do anything we can to get people who might be targets, laid. 我必须尽我所能去帮助下一个目标。
It's not like you can set Spike up on some super hot date and... 那不会是你去跟Spike来个火辣的约会之后。。
if somebody has become a target, we're required to adjust their standing. 如果某人成为狼人的目标，我们不得不那么做。
That's not something I've had to do. 那也是我不得不做的事情。
But to be honest, I have never met such a useless bunch of young men. 但说实话，我从买没有见过这样一群无能的年轻人。
What do you mean? 你这话什么意思？
- Do you want me to spell it out? 你想让我给你拼出来吗？ - Yeah. 嗯。
I have to deflower a virgin. 我不得不去结束他的第一次。
I'm saving a life. 我救了一条命。
That makes you like a... 那让你听起来像个。。 - Don't even go there. It's the job. 别想歪了。这是我的工作。
- That's why I said we can't be together. 这就是为什么我说我们俩不可能在一起的原因。 - Fine. I get it. 好吧，我懂了。
Somebody's very judgemental all of a sudden. 有些人真是太主观鲁莽的判断别人了。
I'm disappointed. 我对你太失望了。
- Try hurt. 你伤害了我。 - I said it couldn't work. 我说过这无济于事。
No man can handle my job. 没有人可以接管我的工作。
This job means you have sex with Spike tonight? 这工作意味着你今晚上要跟Spike上床？
If I have to. 如果我不得不的话。
Hope they pay you well. 希望他会完事后付给你钱。
Spike! Spike！
Spike. Bloody bastard. Spike.这个畜生！
Alright, toss-pot? Still pining? 嗨，小处男？还在痛苦呢？
- How does full-on penetrative sex sound? 做爱的声音听起来爽不？ - Clinical, to be honest. 实践证明很爽。
You're such a sap, Jamie. I've got three pie babes here that need filling. 你真是个蠢货，杰米。 我这有三个正欲火焚身的妞呢。
With meat. 带上你的肉（暗指老二）。 Get my drift? 明白我的意思吗？
- Or fruit. 或者水果（蠢货Spike - - ）。 - When you say 'we'? 你刚才说我们？
- Me and Spike. 是啊，我和Spike。 - Great. 好的。
Keep him there. Don't let him leave. 你让他在那等着，别让他走。
I'd like you to meet a couple of people. This is Hazel. Like the nut. 我想让你见见她们。 这位是哈泽尔。喜欢蛋蛋。
And this is Donna. Like the kebab. 这是唐娜。喜欢肉棒。
And this is Britney. Like the ferry. 这个是布兰尼。喜欢双管齐下。
Which one of you lovely ladies wants to go and say hello to Jamie? 你们三个谁想去跟杰米打个招呼？
- You're a real life saver. 你真是个大救星。 - Kev said you'd want to talk. 凯文说你想谈一谈。
- No, not really. 不，并不是这样的。 - You might take a bit of persuading. 你可能需要我说服一下。
You might be a bit backward in... 你可能有点儿害羞。
- Come on, Kev. 快点，凯文。 - Wait. 等等。
My God. 老天啊。
Guess this will make me one of those hairy dudes. 我想这会让我变成狼人。
Girls like that, though, don't they, some of 'em? 女孩们都喜欢带毛的，不是吗？ 至少一些女孩喜欢。
Suppose there's always waxing. 想想那可能总得用蜡油剃毛。
Who wants to work in a pie factory anyway? 谁愿意在饼干厂打工去呢？
Probably would have ended up like my dad anyway. 我可能要像我爸那样活一辈子。
Trying to make a living catching eels. 只能靠捕鱼为生。
- Barred from The Huntsman. 被猎人封杀。 - Living in a caravan. 住在山洞里。
- It's a mobile home. 那会居无定所。 - Sorry. 抱歉。
Aaach. 啊。
I'm gonna need your help with this one, mate. 我想让你帮我杀了我吧。
As much as the idea of killing holidaymakers appeals, I have morals. 一提到杀死那些制定节假日的人们，我的道德就出现了。
If I want anyone to do it, I want it to be you. 如果我想让别人来杀我，我觉得你就是最佳人选。
Just to see if you can, you big wusser. 那就来看看你能不能做到了，你个笨蛋。
Aaarch, aah. 啊，啊。
You're a virgin. 你是个处男。
You lied to me. 你对我撒谎了。
- I didn't want to disappoint you. 我不想让你失望。 - I don't get it. 我不明白。
What about big titty committee and Juliana Banana? 朱莉安娜不好吗？
It's complicated. 这说起来有点儿复杂。
Promise me you're gonna get out of this town, alright? 答应我你要离开这座小镇，行吗？
Just leave. Go and have sex with just so many women. 赶紧走。去找姑娘们做爱去吧。
'Cause if you don't, I'm gonna eat you. 如果你不这样做，我会吃了你的。
There's a phrase I never thought I'd use. 我有句话一直没有对你说过。
Go on. 杀了我。
I can't. 我不能。
I'm gonna ask you again. Where did you get the police-issue cuffs from? 我再问你一遍。你从哪里搞到的假警察证件的？
I told you before, a gift from the archbishop. 我早告诉你了，大主教送我的。
Don't worry. Spike wasn't home. 不用担心，Spike不在家。
What's going on? 发生什么了？
It got Kev. 凯文被感染了。
- I had to kill him. 我不得不杀了他。 - My God. I'm so sorry. 天啊。我很抱歉听到这个消息。
- I think I shot it. The creature. 我觉得我射到狼人了。 - Where? 打到哪里了？
- In the cricket pavilion. 打到唧唧亭了。 - Is that another euphemism for testicles? 你的意思是打到睾丸上了？
No. It was hit in the shoulder. 不。打到他肩膀了。
That's no good. If you didn't get it in the head, it will be back. 这不行。你没有击中它的头，它还会回来的。
- That's bad, then, is it? 那太糟糕了。 - You'll be OK. It's looking for a virgin. 你没事了，它找的是处子。
I guess now's as good a time to tell you as any. 我觉得现在是时候告诉你了。
I could be the type of person it's looking for. 我觉得我就是它找的那个人。
I actually am, in fact... a virgin. 事实上我还是。。个处男。
- What? What is with you guys? 啥？你们这些人有病吧？ - Nothing wrong with being a virgin. 是处男有错吗？
Right. Yeah, it's just unexpected. 嗯。那正是它想要的。
OK, then we're gonna have to have sex. 好吧。现在我们就去上床。
It's just sex, Jamie. 这仅仅是是上床，杰米。 There's nothing to be scared of. 没什么好害怕的。
I'm not sure I'm in the mood right now. 我不确定我有做爱的情绪。 I've just killed my best mate. 我刚刚杀死了我最好的兄弟。
It's OK. It's what he would have wanted. 没关系，这是他拜托你这么做的。
We're gonna have to make this quick. OK? 我们得快点儿做完，好吗？
I don't think that's gonna be a problem. 我认为这不是问题。
Give me a minute. 等我一下。
Keep away from him, you demon. 离他远点，你这个妖怪。
No, she's cool. 别，她是好人。
In fact, go away. Everything's fine, Sid. 事实上已经没事了，希德。
Buffoons like you give hunters a bad name. 像你这样的蠢蛋真是给猎手抹黑。
- She's a hunter too. 她也是个猎手。 - That's the oldest trick in the book. 这个把戏真是太低级了。
- How can you believe him? 你怎么能相信他？ - How can you believe her? 那你怎么又能相信她？
Crap. I'm on the run. 废话。哥正干着呢。
I do believe her. She's not the beast. 我相信她不是怪物。
You've got ten seconds to come out or we're coming in. 你们有10秒钟的时间出来否则我们就要闯进去了。
Hands on your head. 把你们的手举起来。
Turn around. 转过身去。
Turn around. 转过去。
Interview with the Met. Here we come, thank you very much. 上访谈节目的机会来了，太感谢你了。
Requesting backup. Three detained. 请求支援。这有三个待拘捕的嫌烦。 Pine Lodge, Barnham Woods. Over. 总部收到请回答，结束。
You're under arrest. 你们被捕了。
You do not have to say anything, but... 你们不用说什么，但是。。
- Can we all just shut it? 你们能别吵了嘛？ - Sorry. 抱歉。
Turn around. 都转过身去。
Dear. 天啊。
Dear, dear, dear. 我的天啊。
I said shut it. 我说了闭嘴。
Get the gun, son! 小子，快去捡枪。
You don't scare me. 你吓不倒我。
- Sid, wait there. I'll get help. 希德，在那等我，我去拿武器。 - No. 不。
No, boy. It's over. 不，孩子，一切都结束了。
I was wrong about her. 我错怪她了。
And about lots of things. 还搞砸了很多事情。
I reckon it's time I left this racket. 我认为我要走了。
Listen, boy. 听着，年轻人。
Let me give you a tip. 让我给你个提示。
Something a wise old hunter once told me. 一次一个老猎人告诉我的。
Always... 始终要
save elastic bands. 系松紧带。
I'm infected. 我被感染了。
You have to kill me. Go on. 你得杀了我。快点。
No. 不。
And now rise, children. 孩子们，现在起立。
Swear before Almighty God that you won't relinquish your blessed innocence. 对万能的上帝发誓你们不会失去你们的纯贞。
Until locked... 直到。。
in sacred matrimony. 在神圣的婚姻殿堂。
- You guys ready to order? 你们想好要点什么了嘛？ - Hungry? 饿吗？
- Ravenous. 饿极了。 - We'll just have coffee, please. 来俩杯咖啡，谢谢。