(LAVA BUBBLING)
(ROARING)
I'll be honest, Ferb.
你看，小佛，
這事情很難用正常思路理清。
I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this.
但我想，這就是人生，嗯？
But I guess that's life, huh?
一分鐘前，你在過最美好的一天
One minute, you're having the best day ever,
一分鐘後，你就要被一個有兩車庫大的怪獸吃了。
the next, you're being fed to a monster the size of a two-car garage.
是嗎？歡迎來到我的生活！
Yeah? Well, welcome to my life.
今天早上所有事情一開始都還挺順利。
Huh. And everything started out so well this morning.
當日稍早
飛哥與小佛：超時空大冒險
(咯咯咯咯咯)
(CHATTERING)
早安，泰瑞
Good morning, Perry.
就要這樣起床才對。
Now that's the way to wake up.
今天將是最美好的一天！
This is gonna be the best day ever.
♪ We consider every day a plus
與鴨嘴獸度過的每一天。
♪ To spend it with a platypus
都是那麼樣的快樂！
♪ We're always so ecstatic 'Cause he's semi-aquatic
我們的生活充滿樂趣 和一隻兩棲哺乳動物
♪ Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
他是我們最好的朋友。
♪ Brings smiles to the both of us
永遠帶個我們無盡歡樂。
生活不會枯燥 只要和有蹼的朋友一起度過。
♪ Life's never fuddy-duddy With our web-footed buddy
♪ When we're brushing our teeth It's better
我們刷牙 越發快樂
♪ Tying our shoes It's better
系上鞋帶 越發快樂
♪ Combing our hair It's better
梳頭時 越發快樂
♪ Like we're a cheese sandwich And he's the cheddar
我們就像三明治 他是起司
♪ Blinking our eyes It's better
眨眨眼 越發快樂
♪ Breathing in and out So much better
深呼吸 更加快樂
♪ Sitting in a chair It's better
只坐著 越發快樂
♪ And taking a bath Just a little bit wetter
洗澡時弄的滿身水，開心極了
♪ Every day is such a dream When it's started with a monotreme
每天都像個美夢， 只要有鴨嘴獸相伴。
♪ He's duck-billed and he's beaver-tailed and hairy
他有鴨嘴和水獺尾， 還有一身短毛。
♪ You know that he's hairy
你看他一身短毛！
♪ Everything's better with Perry
有了泰瑞，生活更美好！
♪ Everything's better with Perry
有了泰瑞，生活更美好！
♪ Everything's better with Perry
有了泰瑞，生活更美好！
♪ Everything's better with Perry
有了泰瑞，生活更美好！
♪ Everything's better with Perry
有了泰瑞，生活更美好！
♪ Everything's better with Perry Everything's better with Perry
有了泰瑞，生活更美好！ 有了泰瑞，
♪ It's better And we just want to tell you, Perry
生活更美好！ 我們只想告訴你，泰瑞。
♪ Everything's better with you
有了你，生活更美好！
♪ Better with you ♪
有你更快樂
(CHATTERING)
(咯咯咯咯咯)
早上好，孩子們
Good morning, boys.
周年紀念日快樂，泰瑞！
Happy anniversary, Perry.
Oh, that's right! Gosh. I can't believe it's been five years.
哦，對 天哪，我簡直不敢相信 泰瑞來我們家已近五年了！
我還記得我們第一次相見的那一天
I remember the day we first got you.
（OWCA動物救助中心）
來吧，孩子們！挑你們最喜歡的做寵物
Come on, kids. Pick out any pet you want.
看！飛哥，這隻小貓在看著你。
Look, Phineas, this one's looking at you!
這隻狗狗在看著你，小佛。
And this one's looking at you, Ferb.
Why won't anything look at me?
怎麼就沒有看著我的？
Ferb! This one's looking at both of us at the same time.
小佛，這隻寵物同時看著我們倆哦！
(咯咯咯咯咯)
(CHATTERING)
那個？你在開玩笑吧！
That thing? You're kidding, right?
有什麼可以為您服務的?
Is there something I can do for you?
嗯，是的，我們想要那隻寵物，謝謝
Yes. We'd like that one, please.
你們想收養一隻鴨嘴獸?
You'd like to adopt a platypus?
它是......對，可以嗎? 是，我們要
Is that what it is? Well, yes.
我們養它，好吧? 好
May we have him, please? Okay.
你們要給一隻鴨嘴獸取什麼名字?
What would you even name a platypus?
PHINEAS: Of course, Ferb and I knew exactly what to call you.
當然，小佛和我老早想好給你取什麼名字了
巴塞洛繆
BOTH: Bartholemew!
(咯咯咯咯咯)
(CHATTERING)
然後我們把你帶回家,
And then when we got you home,
we renamed you Perry and gave you this locket.
重新取名泰瑞，還給你帶上這個紀念項圈
Look how young we all were.
我們那時候真小
嘿，傑洛米，你想去購物中心嗎?
Hey, Jeremy. You wanna go to the mall?
You know, I'd love to,
我是很想去,
但我爸爸今天想要帶我去他的大學母校
but my dad's taking me to check out his old college today.
啵呀! 波蘭貓! 啵呀!
Booyah! Go Polecats! Booyah!
He's already set up an interview with an academic advisor.
他甚至已經幫我安排好和那邊的導師見面，
你信嗎？
Can you believe that?
天哪，傑洛米，我都忘了你比我整整大一歲
Gee, Jeremy, I forgot you're a whole year older than me.
大學游?那...那真的很棒
A trip to college? That's... That's really great.
Okay, well, I'll talk to you later. Bye.
Ok,好，我待會再打給你電話，再見
哦，傑洛米，轉眼間，
Oh, Jeremy! In the blink of an eye,
你就要進入人生的下一個階段了
you'll be moving on to the next phase of your life.
You'll be going to college
你要去大學了
and wearing tweed jackets with patches on the elbows.
穿上軟呢夾克衫 手肘還打著補丁
You'll be so mature.
你會變得那麼成熟
再看看我，我就像個孩子！
And look at me. I'm a child!
傑洛米，你等著瞧，我也會變得很成熟
Jeremy, you'll see. I can mature.
從撕掉這愚蠢的照片開始
Starting with taking this silly photo off.
(GASPS) Mr. Miggins! Have you been there the whole time?
米基先生！原來你一直在這裡！
All right, looks like the pitcher's ready. And batter up!
很好，看來投手已經準備好了！ 好！來個全壘打吧！
擊球，擊球，擊球，觸殺!
Batter, batter, batter, swing!
是的,體育迷們
Yes, sports fans,
這可能是鴨嘴獸棒球史上最佳一擊！
that may be the best hit ever in the history of platypult baseball.
觀眾席上沸騰一片！
And the crowd exhales loudly through their mouths.
(MIMICS CROWD ROARING)
嘩......！嘩......！
弗雷查選手截殺住高飛球！ 打手出局！
And Fletcher snags the pop fly. He's out!
嗨，飛哥！ 你在做什~麼?
Hi, Phineas! What you doing?
將泰瑞的條件反射轉化為一項運動
Turning Perry's involuntary reflex into a sporting event.
Hi, Perry, can I try?
嗨，泰瑞，我能試試嗎?
Whoa, momma! Nice shot, Isabella.
哇, 媽呀！ 完美一擊，伊莎貝拉
有人丟了個球嗎?
Did someone lose a ball?
嗯，是的，我們正在玩鴨嘴獸棒球
Yeah, we were just playing platypult.
我愛鴨嘴獸主題的運動
I love platypus-themed sports.
你瞧,如果我們有兩個泰瑞
You know, if we had two Perrys,
我們可以在他們之間豎個網
we could put a net between them
玩鴨嘴獸羽毛球。 網子呢？
and play platypult badminton. Who's Annette?
Ferb, that's it! I know what we're gonna do today.
小佛，我知道今天要做什麼了！
說實話，網子呢？
No, seriously. Who's Annette?
好了，各位，我想尾巴的部分已經搞定了。
Okay, everyone, I think the tail is all set.
我去找工頭核對一下。
I'll just go check with the foreman.
He's gone!
他不見了！
Hey, where's Perry?
嘿，泰瑞呢?
他真溜走了？ 在他的周年紀念日啊？
Did he really slip away? On his anniversary?
Sometimes it seems like Perry's missed
泰瑞好像一直在錯過
我們在暑假裡做過的每件很酷的事。
every single cool thing we've done all summer long.
I guess he can do whatever he wants.
我想它可以做任何想做的事。
畢竟，今天是他的日子，對不對?
After all, it's his day, right?
嘿，是什麼聲音?
(STONE CLATTERS) Hey, what was that small noise?
我們過去看看。
Let's all go walk over to it.
Good morning, Agent P. A quick word.
早安，密探阿泰 長話短說
最近你的處境很危險
Recently you've been having some close calls
而且你的主人好幾次
and your host family has almost caught you
差點找到你的秘密入口
sneaking into your lair several times.
不用提醒, 但我還是要說
No need to remind you, but I'll do it anyway,
that if your cover's blown,
如果你被抓包了
you'll have to be transferred to another city with another host family.
你就要轉移到另一個城市，和另一個家庭生活
這是我們兩個都不想看見的
And we both know you wouldn't like that.
我還記得你第一次分配任務的情景......
I remember the day you were first assigned.
好好照顧你的鴨嘴獸哦！
Enjoy your platypus!
好，謝謝！
Thank you, cheerio!
Agent assignment complete, sir.
密探分配工作完成，長官
乾得好，凱爾！
Good job, Karl.
If you keep up the great work, you'll make unpaid intern in no time.
好好乾，你很快就能當無薪工讀生了！
我現在就是！
KARL: And I did.
驕傲使人退步，凱爾
Don't get cocky, Karl.
Agent P, as you know,
密探阿泰, 你知道
每個密探都配備了自動複製瀏覽設備
every operative is equipped with an autoscan replication device
就像你帽子裡的那個
just like the one in your hat.
We've been using the information you've gathered
我們分析你收集的情報
複製了每個杜芬蘇斯博士的終結者
to replicate each and every one of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Inators.
Our top men have been analyzing them to determine
上頭也一直在分析這些設備
如果他們再聰明點的話
if they've been getting smarter or dumber.
老實說，分析報告至今沒出來
And to be honest, the jury's still out.
現在我們偵察到，他正在建造
Now we find out that he's in the process of building
an alternate-dimension-related Inator.
某種時空終結者
Your assignment is to stop him before he finishes building it.
你的任務，是要阻止他完成建造
Behind you, rising dramatically from the floor,
在你戲劇性升起前,你後面
is Karl, with some high-tech gadgets that you might find
是凱爾，和一些你可能用得上的高科技裝備
額，長官？我還沒來得及站在台子上
KARL: Uh, sir? Hello? I didn't step on in time.
可以再來次嗎？
Would you mind lowering the platform again?
好吧，還得再放遍音樂
Great. Let me cue the music again.
嗯，看，第一件是我們最新的手腕式通訊機
Well, obviously, this first item is our new wrist communicationizer.
它擁有眾多功能，可以祝你一臂之力
It has many applications that will help you in the field.
For example, a powerful directional electromagnet.
比方說，強力磁性裝備
It will draw any metal object to you.
可以吸引任何金屬物質
See? And these are aluminum!
看到吧，這是鋁的吧!
Quit goofing around, Karl, and show him the hologram.
別鬧了,凱爾！ 給他看看全息圖
是，長官
Yes, sir. (MONOGRAM CHUCKLES)
Pretty nifty, huh?
啊哈，很酷吧?
有了這設備， 你就可以
With this device you'll be able to
contact me from anywhere at any time.
隨時隨地聯繫我
但 3:30 到 4:00別聯繫我
But don't call between 3:30 and 4:00
because that's when I take a shower.
在那時候我要洗澡
(EXCLAIMING)
喔咦，呼呼，咦
等一下，那個是我嗎?
Wait a minute. Is that me?
Oh, no!
哦，不!
His holographic projection has become mesmerized by his video image.
他的全息圖影像被他的電視影像搞糊塗了！
I better shut it off.
我最好關了它
And if you push this button,
當你按下這個鍵
他回個你的對手難以想象的頭疼
it gives your adversary an incredible ice cream headache.
(SHOUTING IN PAIN)
啊~啊~啊~
It's gone. You better watch where you point that!
好了。你最好注意這一點!
嘿，女孩!呃...你在做什麼?
Hey, girl! What are you doing?
史黛西,傑洛米要去上大學了
Stacy, Jeremy's going to college soon, and here I am,
concerned with busting my brothers to my mommy
而我還像呆在幼兒園裡，
and living in this nursery.
想讓我媽讓我弟倒大霉。
獨角獸! 獨角獸, 史黛西!
A unicorn! A unicorn, Stacy!
「嘿，我才六歲！」
(IN CHILDISH VOICE) "Hi, I'm six!"
你要幫我擺脫這些愚蠢的想法
You've gotta help me get rid of all this junk.
Wow! Bold move!
哇唔，大改變！
是的 再見，小孩子般的愚蠢
Yep. Goodbye, childhood folly,
hello, carefree undemanding adult life.
哈囉，無憂無慮無管制的成年生活
Yeah, good luck with that.
是的，祝你好運。
凱蒂絲，你爸爸和我要去看電影，
Candace, your father and I are off to the movies.
While we're gone, you're in charge, okay?
當我們出去的時候，這個家由你做主，可以嗎？
Okay, Mom!
好的，媽媽！
你懂的，我甚至在想是否應該放棄讓我弟弟們倒大霉
And you know, I'm even thinking about giving up on busting my brothers.
The irony is, that as a grown-up, you don't need to tell your mom.
但很諷刺的是，作為成年人， 你完全不需要告訴你媽媽
你可以自己讓他們倒大霉的啊
You can just bust them yourself.
(GASPS) That's it! Stacy, I'm old enough to bust them myself!
說的對！史黛西，我已經足夠大了， 我可以自己教訓他們！
That's what I just said.
我就是這麼說的
CHORUS: ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
杜芬舒斯的邪惡企業
現在，鴨嘴獸泰瑞，恐懼到發抖吧！
Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terror
as I punch a hole through to another dimension.
我要挖個洞，進入另一個時空
Behold, the Other-Dimensionator... NORM: Sir!
看著，時空轉換 諾曼先生！
What? What?
幹嘛！幹嘛！
I finished setting up the buffet.
我已經準備好自助餐了
豈有此理，諾曼。我在乾正事呢！
For crying out loud, Norm. I was in the zone!
我覺得你只是在和你的玩偶玩耍
I just thought you were playing with your doll.
它不是一個玩偶！它是個替代品！
It's not a doll, it's a stand-in!
高仿真鴨嘴獸，看到沒？
Pretendy the Practicepus, see?
I wonder if Perry the Platypus practices with a fake me.
我不知道鴨嘴獸泰瑞會不會也弄個冒牌貨給我
如果他關心這事兒，這將多麼欣慰啊
It would be nice to know he cares enough.
PHINEAS: All systems are green.
所有系統準備就緒
準備好發射
Prepare to launch on my mark.
T minus 30 and counting.
我們三十秒倒數計時
29, 28, 27, 26...
當然啦，如果你被皇室或議會成員追捕
Of course, you'll only need this
那你就只需要這個
if you're attacked by one of the royals or a member of Parliament.
So it's probably okay to leave the safety on.
那樣，你就能安全逃離了
這就是你最新的火箭車
And here's your brand new rocket car.
Sweet, huh? Good luck, Agent P.
很周到吧，恩？祝你好運，密探阿泰
凱爾？你告訴他加速器微快了點啊？
Karl? Did you tell him the accelerator's a little touchy?
我覺得他知道的，長官
I think he knows, sir.
PHINEAS: Three, two, one.
3,2,1
出發！
Service!
(EXCLAIMING)
飛哥與小佛，你們要倒大霉了！
Phineas and Ferb, you are so busted...
哦，天吶！他們去哪裡了？你們，小屁孩們！
Oh, my gosh! Where'd it go? You there, small children!
Where's the big contraption?
那種大型裝備去哪裡了？
我不知道。它剛剛還在的呢
I don't know. It was here just a moment ago.
它消失了？
It disappeared?
史黛西，你知道這意味著什麼嗎？我們結束了？
Stacy, do you realize what this means? We're done?
No, some kind of mysterious force
不，是某種神奇的力量，
每一次它總能在媽媽看到之前，將飛哥與小佛的發明移走
always takes away Phineas and Ferb's inventions before Mom shows up.
This time it took away their invention before I showed up!
這一次，居然在我看到之前， 就把他們的發明移走了！
The mysterious force recognizes that I'm now a grown-up.
那種神奇的力量意識到我已經是個成年人了
A mysterious force? I'm not buying it.
某種神奇的力量？我不會相信的
我是個很理性的女人， 至少我的塔羅牌是這麼說的
I am a woman of science, at least that's what my horoscope said.
Well, I'm going to prove it to you
好吧，我將證明給你看
and bust my brothers at the same time!
同時，讓我的弟弟們倒大霉
我的弟弟們呢？
Where are my brothers?
我們只是將他們發射到那個公園
We just launched them towards the park.
Buford is there with the other platypult.
布弗和另一個鴨嘴獸球拍在一起
Okay, as the adult, I decree we are going to the park.
好的，作為一個成年人， 我決定，我們要去公園！
有誰要先上一下洗手間嗎？
Does anyone need to go potty first?
Fine, make it quick.
好吧，快點！
Ferb, it looks like we're gonna hit that building
小佛，看起來我們就要撞到那座房子了
that looks vaguely like your head.
它跟你的頭一摸一樣
Time to give it a little test.
是時候做一些小小的檢測了。
(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)
嗯 很好 我就要完成了！ 它不可能會被破壞了！
Hmm. Well, I just finished it. It can't be broken already.
(SIGHS) I stand corrected.
我馬上去糾正
額，這個大型的羽毛球是怎麼回事？
All right, what's with the giant shuttlecock?
真的很對不起，先生。我不知道發生了什麼。
We're really sorry, sir. I don't know what happened.
One minute, we were innocently launching ourselves
一分鐘前，我們只是很單純地想用 鴨嘴獸式羽毛球拍發射我們自己，
across the city in a badminton platypult. The next thing we know,
以穿越整個城市。接下來，只知道，
we're bouncing on up to the eastside
我們在空中被彈到
位於東邊的您華麗麗的住所
to your deluxe apartment in the sky.
Well, it looks like you've totaled my Other-Dimensionator.
好吧，貌似，你們已經完全毀了我的 「時空轉換終結者」
An Other-Dimensionator? What does it do?
「時空轉換終結者」？它是幹什麼的？
Well, at the moment, it just stops giant shuttlecocks, apparently.
好吧，很明顯， 剛剛，它是用來阻擋巨型羽毛球的
But it's supposed to let me go into other dimensions.
但是，它本來是要讓我進入另一個空間的！
That's cool! We can help you fix it.
好酷啊！我們可以幫你修理好它
我叫飛哥，這位是我的弟弟小佛
I'm Phineas, and this is my brother Ferb.
I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, but my friends call me... (SIGHS)
我是漢斯?杜芬舒斯博士，但我的朋友們都叫我。。。
I just got in such a funk.
我只是感到有點恐懼
Ferb is naturally handy with tools.
小佛耍起工具來很靈活
I bet we could put this thing back together in no time.
我敢打賭，我們可以很快將它組裝回去的
What the heck. Before we start,
真見鬼。在我們開始之前
there's a whole buffet set up here, please partake.
這裡是剛準備好的全套自助餐，歡迎加入
這原本是要為某只準備的， 但他看起來是遲到了
I was expecting someone who seems to be running late.
You're lucky I got a rocket car winch.
你運氣很好，我正好有一個火箭車絞車
Lots of guys don't have that.
許多人都沒有這個的
PHINEAS: Almost there.
差不多了
好，磁場壓縮器掛在副發電器上
Okay, field compressor attaches to the auxiliary generator.
Was this working before?
它之前運轉過麼？
Well, if by "working" you mean "functioning properly," then no.
額，如果你「運轉」指的是「能準確運行」，那麼，沒有
Well, I think I see your problem.
好吧，我想我知道你的問題所在了
所有零件都被這個自我毀滅按鈕纏住了
Everything's wired through this self-destruct button.
你真的需要它嗎？
Do you even need that?
Well, of course I...
我當然需要
等一下。不，我不需要它
Wait a minute. No, I do not need that.
你說得對！
You are absolutely right.
So Ferb has rigged up this remote control
所以小佛已經安裝了遠程調控裝備
so that if we get separated from the portal, we can open another one.
因此，即使我們找不到入口，我們還是能打開其他一個入口
Nice touch, kid.
乾得好，孩子們
I guess this is the last piece.
我想這是最後一個零件了
Okay, Ferb, boost me up.
好的，小佛，推我上去
Ooh, I cannot wait!
哦，我等不及了
(咯咯咯咯咯)
(CHATTERING)
-你來了啊，泰瑞。-泰瑞？
PHINEAS: There you are, Perry. Perry?
嗯 他是我們的鴨嘴獸寵物
Yeah. He's our pet platypus.
所有的鴨嘴獸都叫泰瑞嗎？
Is every platypus named Perry?
In a perfect world, yes.
事實上，是的
好吧，他真是個可愛的小動物
Well, he's a cute little fellow.
Hi, there. Coochee, coochee... Ow! Ow! Ow!
哦！哦！哦！
Perry, no! We do not bite the elderly.
泰瑞，不可以！我們不能去咬蜀黍
Again, ow! It's okay.
再來一次，哦！很好
Platypuses don't typically like me.
鴨嘴獸就是不喜歡我
好吧，泰瑞，你來的正是時候，你將要看到我們打開一扇
Well, Perry, you're just in time to see us open a window
通往其他時空的窗戶
into another dimension.
泰瑞，不！你在做什麼？
Perry, no! What are you doing?
No, no!
不，不可以！
Perry, this is not tug of war!
泰瑞，這不是在比賽！
This is not tug of war!
這不是在比賽！
小乖乖，他這是怎麼啦？
Silly boy, what's gotten into him?
All right, let's get this show on the road, huh?
好了，讓我們開始吧，恩？
Remember, if your cover is blown,
記住，如果你被揭穿了，
you'll never see the boys again.
你將永遠也看不到他們倆了
Hey, does anyone hear someone talking?
嘿，有誰聽到某人在講話嗎？
Never see them again.
永遠也看不到他們倆了
Okay, here we go. Right in...
好吧，我們開始吧。就是這裡。。。
Perry! No! Not on the sofa!
泰瑞！不！不是在沙發上！
I'm sorry, Dr. D. We should take him out.
對不起，杜博士。我們應該帶他出去的
No, no. Wait. It'll be all right.
不，不用的。等等。沒事兒了啊。
我正計劃著換掉這個舊沙發呢
I was planning on replacing this old couch anyway.
Now come on. Let's light this pop stand,
現在，開始吧。讓我們點亮那個按鈕，
or however it goes.
或者，隨它去
Gosh, this is... It's kind of weird, actually.
天吶，這是。。。事實上，這有點奇怪
I'm usually thwarted by this point.
我總是被這一點阻礙
Well, I guess he's not coming.
好吧，我猜它結束了
And now, behold!
現在，看吧！
The mind-blowing first images from beyond our dimensional reality!
令人興奮的第一幅畫面，完全超越我們時空真實事物！
Hmm.
恩
It's a... It's a couch.
這是...這是一個沙發
這有點煞風景啊
That's a bit anticlimactic.
好歹這也是個不錯的沙發
I guess it's a nice couch, though...
Hey! I got an idea! Let's swap my couch for that one!
啊！我有主意了！我們快去和我的舊沙發交換一下吧！
嗯
Um...
我抓住它了。我抓...或許我...
I got it. I got... Or maybe I...
Come on, you want to give me a hand here?
快過來，幫我一把！
Whoa! Awesome, check it out.
哇唔！太棒了，我們來檢查一下
(MAN CLEARS THROAT)
(STUTTERS) Hello.
哈嘍
Say, aren't you...
誒，你是不是
PHINEAS: Hey, Dr. D! Look at this.
嗨，杜博士！看這裡
Hold that thought.
等一下
你在這裡很出名誒！
You're famous here.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ'S VOICE: Get off!
下車
漢斯?杜芬舒斯，你們的領袖？
(IN DISBELIEF) "Heinz Doofenshmirtz, your leader"?
A whole tri-state area where I am already in charge!
我已經掌管了全三洲地區
Yeah! Hold on, I gotta go check something out.
是的！等等，我要去檢查下一些東西
?吼！再一次，哈嘍
Uh, yoo-hoo! Hello, again.
Is this some kind of test? Is that really you, sir?
這是某種檢測嗎？這是真實的你嗎，先生？
(LAUGHS) Holy boy!
小乖乖！
Even the great Francis Monogram's my slave in this dimension!
在這個時空，偉大的法蘭西斯?莫來管居然是我的奴隸！
I prefer the term "indentured executive assistant."
我更喜歡那個詞兒：契約行政助理
Well, I want to meet this other dimension me.
好吧，我想見見這個時空的我
Where can I find him?
我要到哪裡去找到他呢？
Oh. You're from another dimension?
哦，你來自另一個時空？
Well, he'll probably wanna see you then.
好的，他或許是想見見你的
他經常做一些稀奇古怪的事情
He's into that freaky sort of stuff.
Have a seat and I'll let him know you're on your way up.
坐好，我會讓他知道你將要下去
Okay. So I just gotta sit here and...
好的。我只要坐在這裡然後
CHORUS: ♪ He's Doof Doof Doof Doof Doof Doof Doof
♪ Bask in his glory Kneel at his feet
沐浴在他的光環下，跪倒在他的腳踝下
♪ You're in for such a treat He's Doofenshmirtz ♪
你享受著至高待遇。他就是杜芬舒斯
太給力了！
That was awesome!
到底是誰打擾了我的
All right, who's interrupting my...
嗯
Hmm.
嗯
Hmm.
我認識你嗎？
Do I know you?
是的，我就是從另一個時空來的你
Yeah! I'm you from another dimension!
好吧，難怪長得跟我一樣帥
Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
我完全同意，夥計
Right back at you, big guy.
這是不是意味著你和我是一模加一樣的啊？
Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
我想是的
I suppose so.
♪ Do you want some rice pudding?
你要一些大米布丁麼？
♪ Ick, no, that's gross
嘔，不！太噁心了！
♪ It was a test Almond brittle?
這只是個小測試。杏仁脆餅？
♪ Oh, I love it the most ♪ Me, too
啊，我的最愛！
♪ Do you collect coins?
你收集硬幣麼？
♪ Yeah, just in case
當然，只是為了以防萬一
♪ Vending machines become the dominant race
出售機器人成了主流
♪ I've been alone all these years
這些年來我一直都很孤獨
♪ With my irrational fears
還伴隨著不安的恐懼
But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
但絕不是出售機器這種事兒。那就要發生了
♪ But now before me, I see
但是現在，在我面前，我看到
♪ Someone with whom I agree
一個我認可的人
♪ I've found a brand new best friend And it's me
我找到了一個新的最好的朋友，那就是我自己
♪ I've found a brand new best friend And it's me
我找到了一個新的最好的朋友，那就是我自己
額，我覺得我要高一點
♪ I thought I'd be taller
♪ I've been told I slouch
我說了我只是有點弓背
♪ I thought I'd have both my eyes You know
我覺得我兩隻眼睛都。。。你懂的
♪ It's in this pouch
就在這個袋子裡
哦！你知道，我總是不自覺地注意
Ouch! You know, I can't help but notice
劃破你眼罩的那道疤痕
that your scar goes over your eye patch.
怎麼。。
Yeah?
沒什麼。。。
Nothing.
♪ Do llamas weird you out?
你覺得草泥馬那種東西奇怪嗎？
♪ Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
是的，他們到底是馬還是羊？
♪ No, no, I meant Lorenzo
不，不，我是指黎仁宗
♪ That's right He played Meap
哦，對！他曾經扮演過米普
♪ Now I know all about you
現在，我知道了你的全部
♪ And you know all about me
你也知道了我的全部
♪ Oh-wee-ooh!
哦-喂-哦
♪ And now before me I see
現在，在我面前，我看到
♪ Someone with whom I agree
一個我認可的人
♪ I've found a brand new best friend And it's me
我找到了一個新的最好的朋友，那就是我自己
♪ I've found a brand new best friend And it's me
我找到了一個新的最好的朋友，那就是我自己
♪ Now that I found you
現在我找到你了
♪ We can be a duo
我們可以合作
♪ That's right
是的
♪ Twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz
雙倍邪惡 兩個杜芬舒斯
♪ Coming at you Fridays ♪
每周五準時與你見面！
這是在幹什麼，我們是在做電視秀嗎？
What's that? I mean, are we doing a TV show together?
不，只是有點像電視秀。好吧，我是說，我們可以。我們應該那麼做！
No. It just sort of sounded like...
好吧，我是說，我們可以。我們應該那麼做！
I mean, we could. We should!
恩，也許我們並不是完全一模加一樣
Hmm. Maybe we're not so much alike.
那是你的口頭禪嗎？
That can be our catch phrase.
你脾氣很怪啊。
You're the grumpy one.
哇唔，他確實為他自己做得很不錯哦！你覺得呢，泰瑞？
Wow, he's done really well for himself. What do you think, Perry?
(咯咯咯咯咯)
(CHATTERING)
嘿，杜博士去哪裡了？
Hey, where is Dr. D?
所以，你要告訴我的是，你還不是你所在的三洲地區的統治者？
So what you're telling me is you're still not ruler of your tri-state area?
額，很明顯你不像我，
Well, obviously you did not have to deal
還要對付一個死對頭：鴨嘴獸泰瑞
with my nemesis, Perry the Platypus.
哦，我不用嗎？看
Oh, didn't I? Observe.
那是什麼？
What is it?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D: This is Perry the Platyborg!
他就是鴨嘴怪泰瑞！
他曾經是我的死對頭，但是現在，他是我軍隊的將軍！
He was once my nemesis, but now, he's general of my army!
哇唔！你太給力了！
Wow! You are good!
解散！
DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D: Dismissed.
帥呆了！
That was awesome!
現在又是誰來打擾我？
Now who's interrupting me?
這提醒我要訓斥一下我的契約行政助理
Remind me to berate my indentured executive assistant.
No, man, it's cool. They're with me.
哦，太酷啦！ 他們是和我一起來的
嗨，杜博士。我以為我們把你弄丟了呢
Hey, Dr. D. We thought we'd lost you.
嗨，小正太們
Hi, fellas!
你居然敢帶一個密探到這裡？
You dare to bring a secret agent in here?
這個男孩是密探？
This boy's a secret agent?
不，不是他！那個不說話的？
No, not him! The quiet one?
不！不是。。。不！是他！
DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D: No! Not... No. Him!
那盆植物？
This plant?
鴨嘴獸！他就是密探阿泰！
The platypus! That's Secret Agent Perry the Platypus!
算了吧。他只是一隻鴨嘴獸。他根本不會做什麼
Oh, hey. He's just a platypus. He doesn't do much.
夠了。我很清楚這裡到底發生了什麼
This is rich. I see what's going on here.
你真的認為他只是你的一隻寵物，是嗎？
You really think that he's your pet, don't you?
錯！他是在利用你！
Wrong! He's using you!
你只是他打的幌子。他是一個密探！
You're just his cover. He's a secret agent!
Here, here, let me prove it.
好好好，讓我來證明給你看！
鴨嘴怪將軍，馬上下來
General Platyborg, come down here at once.
He'll be here in just a second. Ow! Ow! Ow!
他一秒鐘後就會下來的
All right, Platyborg, you see that platypus?
好，鴨嘴怪，你看到那隻鴨嘴獸了吧？
You know what to do.
你知道要幹什麼的吧？
泰瑞！
Perry!
這麼做是要幹什麼？ 泰瑞，你還好吧？
What was that for? Perry, are you okay?
早就告訴你了
Told you.
How are his vitals?
他要害沒事吧？
Wait, let me try something. Platyborg!
等一下，讓我試試其他的方法。鴨嘴怪！
對那兩個男孩做同樣的事。什麼？
Do the same thing to those two boys. What?
什麼？
What?
CHORUS: ♪ Perry ♪
泰瑞？
Perry?
Yes! I knew it!
你看，我就知道！
Wait a minute. I'm confused.
等一下，我有點搞糊塗了
為什麼他們的鴨嘴獸這麼能打？
Why does their platypus fight so good?
鴨嘴獸泰瑞！
Perry the Platypus!
真的？
Really?
What?
什麼？
泰瑞？
Perry?
捉住他們！
Get them!
你是個密探？
You're a secret agent?
Whoa! Whoa!
哇唔！哇唔！
嘿，小心點！
Hey, be careful with that.
這就是你每天消失後來的地方？
So this is where you disappear to every day?
你來這裡和這個人打架？
You come here and fight this guy?
不，他是和我打架。他並不認識這個人
No, he fights me. He doesn't really know this guy.
你和一個藥劑師打架？為什麼你要這麼做？
You fight a pharmacist? Why would you even do that?
事實上，我是個邪惡科學家
Actually, I'm an evil scientist.
A lot of people are confused by the lab coat.
這件實驗室白大褂欺騙了許多人
You're evil? He's evil?
你很邪惡？他邪惡？
(GLASS CRACKING)
So, not only have you been leading a double life this whole time,
所以，你不僅僅是整天過著雙重生活，
還袖手旁觀地讓我們去幫助一個邪惡科學家
but you sat there and let us help an evil scientist
打開通往邪惡時空的邪惡入口！
open an evil portal into an evil dimension!
And you did nothing to stop us?
你就不做什麼來阻止我們？
Well, he did pee on the couch.
事實上，他在沙發上尿尿了
等一下，我明白了
Wait a second, I just realized.
你是有意那麼做的！你居然在我的沙發上撒尿！
That was a conscious choice. You peed on my couch!
不，不。這還不夠
No, no. That wasn't enough.
That's when you should have put on your little hat.
那個時候，你應該帶上你的密探帽子
Not now, after we've gone through it into this mess!
而不是現在，在我們攪入這灘渾水之後!
For badness sake, you can hash all this out in prison.
以邪惡的名義，你們完全可以在監獄裡攪渾所有的事兒
士兵們！
Guards!
哦！大腦凍住了
Ow! Brain freeze!
(YELLING)
對不起，我只是現在還沒辦法緩過神來
I'm sorry. I'm just having trouble processing this right now.
「所以你才發現你的寵物是個密探。」
"So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent."
我不想看你的證明！
I don't want your pamphlet!
Uh-oh.
哦，哦。。。
他繞圈從後面過來了！
He's coming back around!
(GRUNTING)
你一定是在開我玩笑
You have got to be kidding me.
我的天吶
For crying out loud.
怎麼，他們沒有在間諜學院教你怎麼從這種東西中出來嗎？
What, they didn't teach you how to get out of this in spy school?
糟了
Oh, snap.
看！這降落傘上居然還有他的標誌
Look! There's a logo on this parachute!
He's got his own logo?
他有他自己的標誌？
每時每刻，我們都覺得：「他只是隻鴨嘴獸。他不會做任何事情」
All this time we're like, "He's a platypus. He doesn't do much."
然而，很明顯，你會做！你會做。你是。。。
Well, apparently you do! You do... You're...
You're tangled up in the... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
你被纏住了。。。哇唔！哇唔！哇唔！
Wow! Saved by unconventional architecture.
哇！被非傳統建築物救了
我能看一下你們的證件嗎？
May I please see your papers?
拿出你們的證件，否則，毀滅！
Show me your papers or be destroyed.
我恨你，鴨嘴獸泰瑞！
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
啊哈！你欠我一杯蘇打水
Jinx! You owe me a soda.
Get me! I'm a Georgia O'Keeffe painting!
救我！我是喬治亞?歐姬芙的油畫！
Fourth and Main.
第四大道
What? No tip?
什麼？沒有小費？
別放在心上。我很好
Never mind. I'm good.
看上去他們已經走了
Looks like they're gone.
你是個密探？
You're a secret agent?
這段時間你都和我們住在一起？
And you've been living with us this whole time?
那個邪惡的人說對了？
Was that evil guy right?
對你來說，我們只是個幌子？
Were we just a cover story to you?
我是說，你是否確實是我們的寵物，或者，我們家庭的一員？
I mean, were you ever really our pet or part of our family?
好吧，很明顯不是，因為你並沒有信任我們到坦白
Well, apparently not, 'cause you didn't trust us enough to tell us.
現在在我們周圍還有誰是過著精彩的雙重生活的呢？
Anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life?
把手放下，小佛
Put your hand down, Ferb.
你是個密探！
You're a secret agent! He's a secret agent!
你說的對，小佛。我們應該先處理手頭的事兒
You're right, Ferb. We've got to concentrate on the task at hand.
我們應該先回到我們的時空
We've got to get back to our dimension,
但我居然不知道要從哪裡著手！
and I don't even know where to start!
啊，對了！遠程調控儀！
That's right! The remote!
我就知道它會派上用場
I knew that would come in handy.
很好，我們回家吧
All right, let's go home.
等一下，那不是我們的時空
Wait, that's not our dimension.
不。啊-啊
Nope. Uh-uh.
這東西壞掉了。我們需要幫助
Now this thing's broken. We're gonna need some help.
我知道了！我們去找我們吧！
I know! Let's go find us!
等下，我突然覺得
Wait, I just realized,
這段日子，你本來完全可以自己清理你自己的小窩的！
you could have been cleaning your own litter box this whole time!
我們還沒完
We are not done with this conversation.
告訴我，另一個時空的我，你看到了什麼？
So tell me, other dimension me, what do you see here?
一隻普通的鴨嘴獸
An ordinary platypus.
那現在呢，你看到了什麼？
And now what do you see?
鴨嘴獸泰瑞！
Perry the Platypus!
哎，我開始明白
You know, I'm starting to see
為什麼你不能成為你所在時空的統治者了
why you haven't become ruler in your dimension.
好吧，邪惡先生-那個-你-
All right, Mr. Eviler-Than-Thou,
只是，你到底是怎麼成功掌管三洲地區的呢？
just how did you manage to take over the tri-state area anyway?
很簡單，我有一支由巨大而且恐怖的機器人組成的軍隊
Simple, I used an army of big, scary robots.
我們有時候還必須做午飯
NORMBOTS: We should do lunch sometime.
哇，那倒是有點恐怖
Wow, that is scary.
我也曾造過機器人。。。
I tried that robot thing once, too.
我把自我毀滅按鈕藏在他們的腳下
I hid the self-destruct button on the bottoms of their feet
那樣就沒人能夠找到它們
so no one could reach them.
出發！
我想我說得夠多了。我還是沒有成功
And march!
I think I've said enough. I still don't get it.
如果我們是同一個人，為什麼你比我更邪惡呢？
If we're the same person, why are you so much better at being evil than me?
真正的邪惡是與生俱來的，它伴隨著失去和痛苦
True evil is born through pain and loss.
跟你說，當我還是住在丹村的小男孩時
You see, when I was a small boy back in Gimelschtump,
我有一輛玩具火車
I had a toy train.
然後，有一天，我失去了它！
Then, one day I lost it.
車車?
Choo-Choo?
就。。。就是這樣？你要表達什麼？
That's... That's it? What do you mean?
這就是給你留下感情創傷的背景故事？
That's your emotionally scarring back-story?
這就是你最大的悲劇？
That's your great tragedy?
算了吧！我是被豹貓撫養長大的，我是說，一點也不誇張
Dude! I was raised by ocelots. I mean, literally.
被我的父母遺棄，被美中野貓撫養
Disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats,
然後，你就告訴我一個關於你丟了一輛玩具火車的背景故事？就這？
and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's all?
這就是你所有你受到的創傷，是嗎？
That's all you got, really?
我必須當花園小矮人！
I had to work as a lawn gnome!
我必須穿過時的女生衣服！
I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing!
我出生時，爸爸和媽媽都沒有出現！
Neither of my parents showed up for my birth!
好吧，當你丟了玩具火車後你什麼感覺？
Well, how did you feel when you lost that toy train?
我從沒丟過那輛玩具火車
I never lost that toy train...
我是說，如果你丟過那麼一輛，你一定做得更出色
Well, maybe if you had, you'd have done better.
因為你完全不在乎是否掌管你的三洲地區
Since you have neglected to take over your tri-state area,
我想我要去察看一下那邊然後給我自己一槍！
I think I'll go over there and give it a shot myself!
很好！我們能組個隊！
Great! We can be a team!
啊，是的。一支隊伍
Yeah, right. A team.
等等，那是一種諷刺？
Wait, was that sarcasm?
不！
No!
是！就是這種調調！我很確定，當我在諷刺時，
Yeah! Right there! I'm pretty sure that's my voice
我就是這種聲音
when I'm being sarcastic.
好的，布弗，飛哥與小佛去哪裡了？
Okay, Buford, where are Phineas and Ferb?
我怎麼會知道？
How should I know?
在我回擊之前，他們還沒有出現呢！
They never showed up for me to return serve!
看起來，羽毛球球拍被沒收了
That's considered a forfeit in catapult badminton.
所以，我去買了點勝利口香糖
So I went to get some Victory Gum.
CHORUS: ♪ Victory Gum! ♪
和這個遊戲本身一樣古老
A tradition as old as the game itself.
不要耍我，小屁孩
Don't play with me, young man.
他們建造的鴨嘴獸球拍去哪裡了？
Where is the giant platypult they built?
我不知道。貌似已經消失了
I don't know. Seems to have vanished.
是嗎？你聽到了嗎，史黛西？
Really? Did you hear that, Stacy?
那種神秘的力量，在我這麼個成年人能夠看到之前，
The mysterious force took the platypult away
將鴨嘴獸球拍帶走了
before I, the grown-up, could see it.
是，是的。我敢肯定，一定有一個更符合邏輯的解釋的
Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for all of
他們總是取笑我要建造一個鴨嘴獸球拍拖車
And they laughed at me for installing a platypult tow rig!
到底是誰笑到最後，維恩？
Who's laughing now, Wayne?
更符合邏輯的解釋就是神秘力量
The logical explanation is the mysterious force.
問題是
The real question is,
為什麼它那麼關心我的小弟弟們？
why does it care so much about my little brothers?
為什麼它不想讓他們倒大霉？
Why doesn't it want them to get busted?
什麼？為什麼你不去問？
Well, why don't you ask it, Kierkegaard?
什麼？存在主義者的交易卡
What? Existentialist trading cards.
他們是口香糖的贈品
They came with the gum.
等等，他是對的！我就應該這麼問！
Wait, he's right! I should just ask it!
我敢打賭我能和他理論。和他理論？
I'll bet I can reason with it. Reason with it?
凱蒂絲，那只是一種你虛構的力量
Candace, it's a force that you made up.
不，我知道我在說什麼，史黛西！
No, I know what I'm talking about, Stacy!
來吧！ 我們去哪裡？
Come on! STACY: Where are you going?
去我家的後院！神秘力量的中心！
To my back yard! The heart of the mysterious force!
你同意我用兩個薩特換你一個尼采嗎？
Would you like to trade two Sartre for a Nietzsche?
可以
All right.
笨蛋！
Sucker!
額，這裡就是我們的街道
Well, this should be our street.
但這確實有點不一樣
But it sure looks different.
爸爸？
Dad?
孩子們，你們在這裡做什麼？
Boys, what are you doing here?
你們最好在杜芬機器人抓住你們之前進屋去
You'd better get inside before the Doofbot catches you.
我要去工廠了。下周見
I'm off to the factory. See you next week.
哇！額，我猜我們最好還是進屋去
Wow! Well, I guess we'd better get inside.
也許你應該。。。
You might want to...
我是說，那些人可能還不知道你並不只是一隻。。。
I mean, these guys might not know that you're not really a...
你懂的
You know.
(咯咯咯咯咯)
(CHATTERING)
孩子們！我以為你們在自己房間呢。快進來！
Boys! I thought you were in your room. Get inside!
在被人看到之前，快穿回你們的杜芬制服
And get your dooferalls back on before someone sees you.
如果你們需要我，我會藏到地下室去的
If you need me, I'll be hiding in the basement.
真奇怪。讓我們去找找我們吧！
That was weird. Let's find the other us's.
然後。。。嘿，得到一分！
And... Hey, I got a one!
選一張杜芬設備的牌！
Pick a Doofopoly instruction card!
「確定。」我能做到
"Conform." I can do that.
嗨，朋友們
Hi, guys.
不！他們要來取代我們！
No! They're replacing us!
我不應該這麼快確定的
I must not have conformed quick enough.
不，不，不是這樣的
No, no, it's not like that.
我們是來自其他時空的你們
We're you guys from another dimension.
不同的時空？這允許嗎？ 當然允許
Different dimension? Is that allowed? Apparently.
啊，看！泰瑞回來了！
Oh, look! Perry's back!
你去哪裡了？我們好想你！
Where have you been? We've missed you so much.
飛哥，他不是你的泰瑞。他是和我們一起過來的
Phineas, he's not your Perry. He came with us.
哦，對不起
Oh. Sorry.
等等，我能再抱他一會嗎？
Wait, can I hold him a little longer?
事情是這樣的，有一天，他走了，之後就再也沒有回來過
It's just that, well, he left one day and never came back.
他已經走了很長時間了，我很擔心
He's been gone for a long time, and I'm really worried.
夠了，你們知道的，我們唯一被允許
All right, you know the only time we're allowed to
大吵大鬧的日子是杜芬斯節
make noise is on Doofens Day.
所以，省省吧
So keep it...
房間裡有四個人嗎？
Are there four of you in this room?
五個，算上泰瑞的話
Five, counting Perry.
我什麼都沒有看見。我有間歇性失憶症
I see nothing. I have plausible deniability.
朋友，你們家的凱蒂絲並不是很關係你們在做什麼嘛
Boy, your Candace is much less curious about what you're up to.
你什麼意思？
What do you mean?
額，我們家的凱蒂絲貌似將她一整個夏天
Well, it seems like our Candace has spent her entire summer
都花費在關心我們在做什麼上了
focused on what we're doing.
夏天？我想很久以前，它就是個禁詞了吧
Summer? I think that was outlawed a long time ago.
你們還沒過過夏天？
You guys don't have summer?
好吧，那。。。那有點糟糕
Well, that's... That's terrible.
夏天。這詞兒聽起來有點危險和強迫。夏天是什麼？
Summer. It sounds dangerous yet oddly compelling. What is it?
什麼是夏天？朋友，我要從哪兒開始呢？
What is summer? Man, where do I begin?
白天更長了 晚上更短了
♪ The days are longer The nights are shorter
太陽在照耀
♪ The sun is shining
明顯暖了
♪ It's noticeably warmer
夏天，
♪ Summer
每一個的時刻都是值得紀念的
♪ Every single moment is Worth its weight in gold
夏天，
♪ Summer
如同世上最佳故事等待著被閱讀
♪ It's like the world's best story And it's waiting to be told
夏天，冰淇淋和櫻桃蘇打水順著你的下巴滴下
♪ It's ice cream cones and cherry soda Dripping down your chin
這就是夏天，兄弟，我們從哪兒開始呢？
♪ It's summer! Man, where do we begin
夏天，
♪ Summer
是池塘、游泳池和花園水管，來對抗炎熱
♪ It's ponds and pools and garden hoses Trying to beat the heat
夏天，
♪ Summer
騎自行車、滑旱冰甚至只是光腳走路
♪ Bicycles and roller skates And even just bare feet
夏天還是。。。海邊衝浪，發明納米機器人
♪ It's also surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots
或是，尋找科學怪人的大腦
♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain
搜尋古代大鳥、噴繪新大陸
♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent
或是，將我們的姐姐逼。。。
♪ Or driving our sister in...
哦，等等！也許是我們唱得太快了
Wait, maybe we're going too fast.
夏天，
♪ Summer
是蟋蟀、小蟬和一杯檸水
♪ It's crickets and cicadas And a glass of lemonade
夏天，是和你的兄弟一起
♪ Summer It's sitting with your brother
坐在後院的大樹下
♪ In the back yard Under the shade of a big tree
這就是我的夏天意義所在。
♪ That's what it means to me
白天更長了， 晚上更短了
♪ The days are longer The nights are shorter
太陽在照耀
♪ The sun is shining
明顯暖了
♪ It's noticeably warmer
夏天，
♪ Summer
每一個的時刻都是值得紀念的
♪ Every single moment is Worth its weight in gold
夏天，
♪ Summer
如同世上最佳故事等待著被閱讀
♪ It's like the world's best story And it's waiting to be told
夏天，冰淇淋和櫻桃蘇打水順著你的下巴滴下
♪ It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin
這就是夏天，兄弟，我們從哪兒開始呢？
♪ It's summer Man, where do we begin
這就是夏天，兄弟，我們從哪兒開始呢？
♪ It's summer Man, where do we begin
這就是夏天，兄弟，我們從哪兒開始呢？
♪ It's summer Man, where do we begin ♪
哇唔。夏天聽起來像是一股衝擊波
Wow. Summer sounds like a blast.
那還只是冰山一角
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
就像今年夏天
Like this summer for instance.
我們造過山車，我們是一片歌星
We built a rollercoaster, we became one-hit wonders,
我們玩穿越。。。（電視音樂響起）
we traveled through time... (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
這裡是給另一個時空的鴨嘴獸泰瑞的通知
This is a message for other dimension Perry the Platypus.
如果你自首，我保證不會傷害你的小夥伴們
If you turn yourself in, I promise not to hurt your little friends.
如果你不這麼做，那就沒有任何商量餘地了
If you don't, all bets are off.
我們從巨型鴨嘴獸球拍上發射我們自己，我們還。。。
And then we launched ourselves from a giant Perry the Platypult and...
你在開玩笑吧！
You are kidding me.
你還是要偷偷溜走嗎？
You're actually sneaking away again?
所以，什麼都沒有變
So nothing's changed.
你是否曾經有這樣的想法：或許我們能幫你一把呢？
Did it ever occur to you that we could help you?
或者我們能聯手合作？
That we could have made a great team?
但我想，沒有信任，你不可能會有團隊精神
But I guess you can't have teamwork without trust.
你不用再偷偷溜走了
You don't have to sneak away anymore.
我們知道你的秘密了。你只需要走出去就可以了
We know your secret. You can just go.
我的朋友，我走出了你的生活
WOMAN: ♪ I walk away from you, my friend
每時每刻，我們都在想
♪ I hope that this is not the end
怎麼去過好每一天
♪ Of all the times we figured out
我希望在我離開之時
♪ How to seize the day
這並不是結束
♪ As I walk away ♪
你知道，我曾經以為，失去我們（us）他是不能拼寫「鴨嘴獸（platypus）」的
You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without
額，其實可以的。只是那就只剩下「鴨嘴(platyp)」了
Well, you can. But it would just be "platyp."
好吧，我覺得如果你們沒辦法幫我們修好這個遠程調控儀
Well, I guess if you guys can't help us fix the remote,
我們只好去求助伊莎貝拉了
we could check with Isabella.
誰是伊莎貝拉？
Who is Isabella?
就是住在對街的那個女孩子啊
The girl who lives across the street.
媽媽說，和鄰居講話是很危險的
Mom says that talking to neighbors can be dangerous.
千真萬確！ 好吧，是時候讓你們去見見她了
MOM 2D: It's true! Well, it's time you met her.
來吧，你們會喜歡她的
Come on, you'll like her.
那諾曼機器人怎麼辦？
What about the Normbots?
放輕鬆！我們整天都在躲著他們
Relax! We've been avoiding them all day.
如果你們足夠小心，那就可以。。。
If you're really careful, you can...
好吧，我們應該更小心一點的
Okay, we've got to be more careful than that.
請讓我看看你們的證件
May I please see your identification?
額。。
Uh...
出示旅遊證件，否則，毀滅！
Display your travel papers or be destroyed.
出示旅遊。。。
Display your travel...
我忍無可忍了
I can't stand these things.
嘿，是布弗。你們是誰啊？
Hey! It's Buford. Who are you guys?
我們是凱蒂絲的弟弟們。我們要去伊莎貝拉家
We're Candace's brothers. We're going to Isabella's.
你是不是反抗家族的一員啊？
Are you part of the Resistance?
我曾經是反抗家族的一員
I used to be in the Resistance,
但我實在太擅長反抗了，以至於我開始反抗她們了
but I got so good at it that I started resisting them.
看，時空轉移終結者！
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Behold, the Other-Dimensionator!
準確地說，是另一個時空轉移終結者
Actually, this is the other Other-Dimensionator.
我的時空轉移終結者在另一個時空裡
The Other-Dimensionator is back in the other dimension.
好吧，第一步，按下這個按鈕
Okay, step one is, push this button.
第二步，靜候邪惡的事吧！
Step two, stand back in awe!
（機器漸漸停止運作）
(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)
就這？
(GROANS) That's it?
讓我想想
Now that I think about it,
那兩個小正太給我的設計做了一些改變
those two boys made some modifications to my design
也許就是這些改變使。。。額，你懂的。。。
which may have allowed it to... You know...
使它運作
To work.
很好，那我現在就缺那兩個小正太了嘮！
Great, now I need those two boys?
啊！鴨嘴獸泰瑞！
Ah! Perry the Platypus!
啊哈！你欠我兩杯蘇打水了！
Jinx! You owe me two sodas!
聽著，鴨嘴獸泰瑞，我知道我曾向你保證
Listen, Perry the Platypus, I know I told you
如果你自首，我絕不會傷害你的小夥伴們
if you turned yourself in I wouldn't hurt your friends,
但是，計劃趕不上變化！
but change of plans!
現在，我需要逮捕他們，或許，會帶有那麼點點傷害
Now I need to hunt them down which might involve a little hurting.
我知道我出爾反爾，但是，嘿！邪惡！
I know that makes me a liar, but hello! Evil!
過來，伊莎貝拉家就只要穿過。。。
Come on, Isabella's house is right through...
你在做什麼？
What you doing?
伊莎貝拉？
Isabella?
我認識你嗎？嘿，伊莎貝拉！
Do I know you? Hey, Isabella!
我認識他。布弗，你想要做什麼？
Him I know. Buford, what do you want?
我以為你是在反抗我們
I thought you were resisting us?
我是在幫凱蒂絲的弟弟們過馬路
I was helping Candace's brothers cross the street.
凱蒂絲有兩雙雙胞胎弟弟嗎？
Candace has two sets of twin brothers?
不，他和我是來自另一個時空的
No, he and I are from another dimension.
我們正嘗試著回去
We're trying to get back.
好的，姐妹們，放開他們
All right, girls, release them.
那麼，為什麼你們會想要來我們的時空呢？
Why would you want to come to this dimension, anyway?
額，我們並不是有意要來這裡的
Well, we didn't mean to come here.
現在，除非我們修理好這個儀器，否則我們是回不去了
Now we can't get back unless we can fix this device.
恩，也許我們這邊有人可以幫到你們。巴捷博士
Well, we may have someone who can help you. Dr. Baljeet.
巴捷！
Baljeet!
巴捷博士歡迎你！
That's Dr. Baljeet to you!
你沒聽說麼？這就是問題所在
Were you not listening? Here is the crux of your problem.
放眼宇宙，所有的時空就是個輪迴
Think of the universe and all of the many dimensions as circular.
在時空間流轉的力量是順時針的
The energy flows between the dimensions like this, clockwise.
看，這是你們的時空，而這是我們的時空
Say this is your dimension and this is our dimension.
你們順著一股流轉的力量穿越
You traveled with the flow of energy.
所以，最簡單的方法就是，再順時針回去
So going clockwise would be easy!
逆時針回去需要耗費八萬吉瓦的能量
Going counter clockwise would take 8 million gigawatts of energy,
完全超過了本地的電力供應啊
overloading the local power grid.
為了解釋我的理論，我準備了一首歌
I have prepared a little song to help illustrate my point.
如果你穿越了
♪ If you travel through dimensions
最簡單的方法就是，再順時針回去
♪ Going clockwise makes it easy
逆時針回去需要耗費八萬吉瓦的能量
♪ Going counter clockwise would take 8 million gigawatts of energy
完全超過了本地的電力供應啊
♪ overloading the local power grid ♪
我懂，唱歌需要和聲
I know, it needs a chorus.
無論如何，沒有這八萬吉瓦
Anyway, without the 8 million gigawatts,
你們就必須順時針回去，很長很長很長
you would have to go clockwise, the long way around.
理論上，你們也能回家，但是，無法準確計算出
Theoretically, you would get home but there is no telling
你們到底要經歷多少個時空
how many dimensions you would have to go through.
好吧，你覺得你能幫我們收集到足夠的能量
Well, do you think you can help us get enough power
來逆時針打開入口，讓我們回家嗎？
to open the window backwards so we can get home?
介個，我們也許應該先問問我們的長官
Well, we should probably ask our leader.
問你們的長官什麼？
(IN DEEP VOICE) Ask your leader what?
(COUGHING)
是誰修剪了這個野生防風草？
Who made the topiary out of wild parsnips?
我對它過敏，它讓我喉嚨發毛
I'm allergic, and it's messing up my voice.
凱蒂絲，你是反抗家族的長官？
Candace, you're the leader of the resistance?
你們兩個 在這裡做什麼？
What are you two (IN NORMAL VOICE) doing here?
沒事，我一會兒來收拾你們。你們倆，
Never mind, I'll deal with you later. You two,
多年來我一直在確保我弟弟們的安全
I've been spending all these years trying to keep my brothers safe
而如今突然，他們的臉蛋整天出現在杜芬頻道上
and suddenly their faces are all over the Doofen Channel.
我們只是想回家
We're just trying to get home.
那麼，是什麼不讓你們回家？
Well, what's stopping you?
就現在來說嗎？量子物理學。巴捷
Right now? Quantum physics. Baljeet.
我們需要八萬吉瓦能量
We need to generate 8 million gigawatts
來結束超時空之旅
for inter-dimensional travel.
那我們有事兒做了
Then we've got work to do.
伊莎貝拉，開始重置能量。是！
Isabella, start redirecting the power. Aye aye!
貴錢！監控杜芬頻道
Gretchen! Monitor the Doofen Channel.
確保我們不再有任何警告
Make sure we're not raising any alarms.
確保我們不再有任何警告
I'm on it. Buford, keep resisting.
不！ 很好！
No! Excellent.
有誰願意搬掉那個防風草嗎？
(IN DEEP VOICE) And will somebody get rid of that topiary!
謝謝
(CLEARS THROAT) Thank you.
哦，偉大的神秘力量 ！
Oh, great and powerful mysterious force!
我知道你只是要保護我的弟弟們
I know you are just trying to protect my brothers
但我也只是單純地要保護他們
but I am simply trying to protect them, too,
以免受到他們那些危險發明的傷害
from their dangerous inventions.
現身吧，那樣我才能跟你理論！
Show yourself so that I may reason with you!
也許我們應該先建個祭台
Maybe we should build a shrine to it?
凱蒂絲，那是。。。
Candace, that's... (BOTH GASP)
啊！！！！
(BOTH SCREAM)
神秘力量！
BOTH: It's a mysterious force!
小佛！我想我們辦到了！這就是我們家！
Ferb! I think we got it! It looks like home!
我們現在要做什麼？
What do we do now?
我不知道。我簡直不敢相信這真的發生了
I don't know. I can't believe it actually worked.
額，謝謝各位。嘿，泰。。。
Well, thanks, everyone. Hey, where's...
哦，對了
Oh. That's right.
插播一條最新的
CHORUS ON TV: ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil news update ♪
杜芬舒斯邪惡新聞
This just in.
我們至高的統治者剛剛宣布已經逮捕了
Our supreme leader has announced the capture
一號公敵
of public enemy number one,
來自其他時空的鴨嘴獸泰瑞
Perry the Alternate-Dimension Platypus.
他將變成一隻鴨嘴怪！
I guess we won't be seeing him any more except as a platyborg.
現在是三點半。全天播報結束
It's 3:30. We now conclude our broadcast day.
現在，睡覺去！
Now go to bed!
我們必須要救他！ 哦，不！
We've got to save him! Oh, no.
太危險了。你們應該回你們的時空去
Too risky. You've got to get back to your dimension.
沒有我們的鴨嘴獸，我們不會去任何地方的
We're not going anywhere without our platypus.
你不是告訴我們他只是把你們當幌子嗎？
I thought you told us he was just using you as a cover.
我知道我說過什麼。我確實受傷了
I know what I said. I was hurt.
但儘管一切都是假的
But even if it was all an act,
他還是我們家庭的一員
he's still a part of the family,
我們不會丟下他不管的
and we're not leaving him behind.
我可能沒法再打開它了
I may never be able to open this again.
沒關係。我們要回去救他
It doesn't matter. We're going back for him.
好吧，那你們自力更生吧。 很好
Well, then you're on your own. Fine.
只需要告訴我們，杜芬舒斯將犯人們關在哪裡，就可以了
Just tell us where Doofenshmirtz keeps his prisoners.
我們必須要幫助他們！ 不，我們不必
We have to help them! No, we don't.
不，我們要。還記得當我們的泰瑞消失的時候，我們是什麼感覺麼？
Yes, we do. Remember how we felt when our Perry disappeared?
哦，天，我一定是瘋了
Oh, criminy, I must be crazy.
好了，我們可以通過隧道到達那裡
All right, we can get there through the tunnels.
好！全力以赴！
Yes! Let's suit up, people!
你知道嗎，史黛西？
You know what, Stacy?
我已經厭倦了被這神秘力量耍得團團轉了
I'm tired of the mysterious force pushing me around.
我要證明給它看，到底誰才是老大。 凱蒂絲，等等！
I'm going to show it who's boss. Candace, wait!
我盡量讓它打開得更久一些
I will try to keep it open for as long as possible
但這窗口很不穩定
but the window is very unstable.
小小的擾亂都會導致崩潰
Even the slightest disturbance will cause it to collapse.
比如，就像這樣。嘿，凱蒂絲
Like that, for instance. Hey, Candace.
你們很。。。等等，為什麼你們會有四個？
You guys are so... Wait, why are there four of you?
哦，他們倆是這個時空的
Oh, these guys are from this dimension.
我們在神秘力量裡面嗎？
Are we inside the mysterious force?
我不確定我是否明白你在問什麼
I'm not sure I understand the question.
為什麼伊莎貝拉一下子這麼潮？
And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?
什麼叫做「一下子」？
What do you mean, "suddenly"?
說真的，我們在哪裡？
Seriously, where are we?
凱蒂絲，我知道你有十萬個為什麼
Candace, I'm sure you have a million questions,
但我們當務之急是將泰瑞救出來，避免它變成一個生控體
but right now we have to save Perry from being turned into a cyborg.
什麼？我們在路上跟你解釋
What? We'll explain on the way.
那麼，在你們時空，我穿得怎麼樣？
So, how do I dress in your dimension?
嘿，那是我嗎？我好有御姐范！
Hey, is that me? I look good!
哦，不。你們倆留在這裡
Oh, no. You two stay here.
但我們想幫忙。 這是命令！
But we want to help. That's an order!
等等，所以在這個時空，泰瑞是個密探
CANDACE: Wait, so in this dimension, Perry is a secret agent?
不，在這個時空，他是個生控體
No, in this dimension he's a cyborg.
那麼，在哪裡他是一個密探呢？
So, where is he an agent?
可能就是在我們的時空吧
That would be in our dimension.
但我們現在不在我們的時空
But we're not in our dimension now.
好的，我搞不清楚了
Okay, I'm having trouble processing this.
我真希望我沒丟掉那張證明
Now I wish I hadn't thrown away that pamphlet.
為什麼我們會在煤礦車裡？
And why are we in mine cars?
它能將我們帶到杜芬總部的
This'll take us as far as the underground entrance
地下入口
to Doof's headquarters.
從那裡，我們能進入通風軸
From there we go up the ventilation shaft.
拘留中心在第四層
The detainment center is on level four.
零食吧在第五層
And the snack bar's on level five!
如果有時間，我們就在第五層休息下吧
If there's time.
布弗
Buford.
我只是想吃點糖炒慄子
I'm just gonna get some nachos.
額，如果這裡有另一個我和另一些他們
So, if there's another me and another them,
那麼，這裡必然也會有一個傑洛米?約翰遜，是不是？
then there must also be a Jeremy Johnson here, too, right?
恩？哦，是，約翰遜，傑洛米
Huh? Oh, yeah, Johnson, Jeremy.
他在北方帶領這一支三人突擊隊。不錯的士兵
Leads a three-man strike team on the north side. Good soldier.
不錯的士兵？你就是這麼評價他的？
Good soldier? That's all you think of him?
難道你一點也不覺得他夢幻，有型，或者只是可愛嗎？
Don't you think he's dreamy or cool or even cute?
至少告訴我，你認為他是可愛的
Tell me at least you think he's cute.
可愛不能贏得戰爭，孩子
Cute doesn't win the war, kid.
哦，好吧，也許是的
Oh. Well, I guess.
那麼，你們在這裡是怎麼，額，找樂子的？
But what do you guys do around here for, you know, fun?
聽著，凱蒂絲是嗎？
Look, "Candace" is it?
沒有任何冒犯，但是樂子這詞兒絕不會出現在我的字典裡
No offense, but fun isn't really on my agenda.
你要知道，自從杜芬舒斯掌管了三洲地區後
You know, since Doofenshmirtz took over the tri-state area,
儘管我還是個小女孩
even though I was a little girl,
我必須只注重一件事，就一件事
I've been focused on one thing and one thing only.
那就是，打倒他，打倒，打倒
He's going down, down, down.
打倒，打倒，打倒，我懂
Down, down, down, I know.
但你們就沒有聯誼啊舞會什麼的嗎？
But what about BFF's? Or slumber parties?
者，讓你的小弟弟們倒大霉？
Or busting your little brothers?
讓我弟弟們倒大霉？
Busting my brothers?
我的一生就是在保護我的小弟弟們
I spent every day of my life trying to protect my little brothers.
我必須快點長大
I had to grow up pretty quick around here
那樣，他們就不必快快長大了
to make sure they didn't have to.
天，你把長大這詞兒誇大了
Gee, you make growing up sound like it's a bad thing.
它就是這樣。我會不惜任何代價來保護我愛的人
It is what it is. I'll do whatever it takes to protect the ones I love.
啊！謝謝，姐姐！
Aw! Thanks, sis!
你們在這裡做什麼？
What are you guys doing here?
我們來這裡幫忙啊。長官，我們接近目的地了！
We're here to help. Sir, we're nearing the target!
不要動！
Don't move!
好，聽著，計劃有變
Okay, people, change of plans.
我們只能到這裡了
This is as far as we go.
我們不再幫他們了嗎？
We're not going to help them?
是的，我們必須把你們送回家，那裡才是安全的
No, we're gonna get you two home where it's safe.
但我們想要。。。 聽著，這不是我們的戰役
But we wanna... Look, this isn't our fight.
這是他們的戰役。你們倆不應該卷進去
It's their fight, and you two shouldn't have gotten involved.
也許我們中的任何一個人都不應該。現在，我們仁至義盡了
Maybe none of us should have. Now we're out of here.
我不記得這裡這麼暗啊
I don't remember it being so dark down here.
暗？那是因為這是個陷阱！
Dark? That's because it's a trap!
如果這裡很明亮，那你們就會看見我們然後逃跑
And if it was light, you would have seen us and run away,
然後，這個陷阱就浪費了
hence ruining the trap!
我想他們已經明白了
I think they get that.
泰瑞！
PHINEAS: Perry!
我們，額。。。我們，好吧，我們是來救你的
We, uh... We, well, came to rescue you.
So far it's not going as well as we'd hoped.
目前為止，事情進展得並不像我們想象的那麼順利
We didn't have a lot of time to,
you know, plan something elaborate,
but I guess we could have created some sort of diversion
你懂的，我們沒有時間去
just in case...
計劃得更周密
但起碼，我們已經聲東擊西了
(SIGHS) Yeah, we could have thought this out more.
只是為了以防萬一。。。
(LAUGHS) I got you and I got your little friends, too!
是的，我們本應該想得更多的
我抓到你了，我還抓到你的小夥伴們
Game over! You lose! I win!
Mark this the hour of your doom, Perry the Platypus.
結束了！成者為王敗者為寇！
Three forty...
這是命中註定的，鴨嘴獸泰瑞
I got one of these watches with just the little hash marks.
三點四十。。。
It doesn't even have the numbers on it.
我的手錶上怎麼會有小點點的污跡
Let's just say it's between 3:30 and 4:00,
Eastern Standard Time.
它甚至沒有數字顯示
只能說，現在是三點半與四點之間
Whoa! (SCREAMS)
東部標準時間
哇唔！
I told you, not between 3:30 and 4:00!
我告訴過你，不能在三點半與四點之間聯繫我
They're getting away!
(ALARM BLARING)
他們逃走了！
I knew this was a bad idea. All right, everyone in the cars!
Go, go, go, go, go! Isabella, start the motor!
我知道這是個壞主意。好吧，所有人都上車！
Yes, sir.
走，走，走，走，走！伊莎貝拉，啟動引擎！
I got it.
是，長官！
我成功了！
You two, keep your heads down and remember your training!
We never had any training!
Well, keep your heads down!
你們倆，低下頭，謹記訓練的內容
Consider yourself trained. This is going to be close.
我們從來都沒有接受過任何訓練啊！
那麼，就低下頭！
就當你們訓練過了。他們來了
All right, you rust buckets. Let's dance.
好，你們完了。放馬過來吧！
Um, can you do that?
Well, apparently.
額，你能這麼做嗎？
額，當然
I am so in love with her right now.
What? Nothing.
我現在愛上她了
If we can get to the north tunnel before they get to us,
I can trip the security door.
什麼？ 沒什麼
Isabella, can you give us more throttle?
如果在他們抓住我們之前，我們能到達北部隧道
It's all the way in, sir!
那麼，我就能打開安全門
伊莎貝拉，你能加速嗎？
All right, hang tough. This is going to get hairy.
已經是全速了，長官！
好吧，保持住。這有點糟
Can we make those turns at this speed?
Well, we're about to find out.
我們能再這個速度下轉彎嗎？
好，我們就要出去了
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
哇唔！哇唔！哇唔！
There it is. We should be okay if we can hold off these...
就是了。如果能拖延一下，我們就會沒事的
Can we do that?
No. Keep your head down.
我們能那麼做嗎？
不，低下頭
We're slowing down, sir!
Keep it on the floor!
It's on the floor.
我們在減速，長官！
There's too much track, sir. I don't think we're going to make it!
保持貼地
它確實貼地了
Everyone, to the front now!
We're going to have to cut loose these...
太多軌道了，長官。我不覺得我們能成功
現在，所有人都到前車廂來！
The motor's overheating!
我們必須要切斷這些。。。
引擎過熱！
Sorry, guys. You're on your own.
抱歉，但你們必須自力更生了
PHINEAS 2D: What are you doing?
My job. Protecting you two.
We've got to go back and help them.
你在做什麼？
我的職責所在。保護你們兩個
That's not our fight.
But you just abandoned them!
我們應該回去幫助他們
We could have made it! We could have all made it!
這不是我們的戰役
Or we could have all been captured,
但你拋棄了他們！
and I wasn't going to take that chance.
我們本來會成功的！我們本來會大獲全勝的！
These are the tough choices, people.
或者，我們本來都會被縛
Somebody's got to be the adult here.
我不想冒這個險
You two are safe, and that's what's important.
選擇太難了
But... But... But... End of discussion.
但這裡必須有個人做出抉擇
你們倆安全了，這才是最重要的
但。。。但。。。但。。。談話結束
Man, I had my heart set on those nachos.
Look, mysterious force,
朋友們，我感到我的心都在糖炒慄子上
I feel a little awkward talking to you
since I didn't believe in you at first because, you know, it's crazy.
聽著，神秘力量
我不怎麼會跟你談判
But then I saw you eat my friend,
一開始，我並不相信你的存在，額，你懂的，這聽起來有點瘋狂
so I've made a little shrine here.
但後來我親眼目睹你吞了我的朋友
It's nice. There's a banana and... Oh! Mr. Miggins.
所以，我在這裡擺了個祭台
很漂亮吧！有香蕉有。。。哦！米基先生
So I hope this makes up for the whole disbelief thing.
我希望這能彌補我的不信任
Are we, uh... Are we good?
我們，額。。。我們和好了？
Now you have no choice but to fix my machine.
現在擺在你面前的只有一個選項：修好我的機器
No. That's not one of your choices.
Fix the machine! No.
Can I... Can I say something?
不！ 這不在你的選項範圍內
So, I think I'm up-to-date on the whole Perry Agent thing.
修好機器！ 不！
我能。。我能說點什麼麼？
Strangely, that's the most normal thing that's happened this afternoon,
額，在整件密探阿泰這事兒上，我才剛剛弄懂
but who exactly is this guy?
而這是今天下午發生的所有事情中最正常的，我知道聽起來有點奇怪
Fix it! No.
但是，那個人到底是誰！
Look, I would make myself do it but apparently he's an idiot.
修！ 不！
Hey! Fix the machine!
著，本來我自己是能修的，但很明顯，他是個笨蛋
No.
All right, then, you've forced my hand.
喂， 修好機器！
不
好吧，你逼我出殺手鑭了
Fix the machine!
No. Really?
When I was your age, I did anything a puppet told me to do.
修好機器！
How old do you think we are?
不 真的？
I don't know. One, two?
但我像你這麼大時，手偶讓我做什麼，我就做什麼的啊
You know, it's hard to tell with the one eye.
你認為我們多大？
Anyway, I don't know why you're being so uncooperative.
不知道，一歲，兩歲？
你知道，一個眼睛很難判斷年齡
All I'm asking you to do is make my machine work
總之，我不知道為什麼你們那麼不配合
so I can invade and conquer your world and enslave your loved ones.
我只是讓你們修好我的機器
See, that's just it.
那樣，我就能入侵你們的世界，征服你們的世界，然後，把所有你們愛的人變成我的奴隸
Why would we do something that would lead to our own self-destruction?
看到沒，就只是這樣而已
Self-destruction? Self-destruct... Wait a...
Wait, that's it. I remember now.
為什麼我們要做一些會導致我們自我毀滅的事情呢？
They took out my self-destruct button.
自我毀滅？自我毀。。。等等。。。
I don't know why I put it back in, but here.
等等，就是它！我記起來了
他們移出了我的自我毀滅按鈕
I'll just rewire this, like so, and there.
我不知道為什麼我又重新安裝了，但現在
我只需要重裝一下線路，然後再那樣
It's working! It's working! It's functioning properly!
它運轉了！它運轉了！它準確地運作了！
Well, look who just became redundant.
好了，看看有誰是多餘的人
Send them to their doom!
Yes, her, too.
毀滅他們！
Yes, yes, everyone.
Doom, doom, doom and doom. Doom!
是的，她也是
Jinx! You owe me three sodas.
是的，是的，所有人
Okay, doom for him, too.
毀滅，毀滅，毀滅，毀滅。毀滅！
What? But I'm you!
啊哈！你欠我三杯蘇打水了！
Doom!
好的，也毀滅他
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet,
什麼？但我就是你啊！
毀滅！
I'd have two nickels.
哇唔，要是每次我被手偶命令時能得到有一分錢
Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice, right?
那麼，我就有兩分錢了
我知道這不多。但命令來兩次聽起來有點奇怪，是不是？
Welcome, doomed guests.
Come on, keep trudging. Doom is thataway.
歡迎即將被毀滅的客人們
快點，繼續艱難行進吧！你們的世界末日就要到了
I would say, so far, adulthood gets about a three.
You know, this may be as good as it gets.
我想說，目前為止，成年人的生活才過來三分之一
你懂的，也許這已經足夠
And now for my all-time favorite game.
Poke the Goozim with a stick.
現在，上演我最愛的遊戲
Surrounded by lava.
用棍子捅古茲曼
My second favorite game is backgammon. Love it!
周圍都是岩漿
Whoa! Whoa! Hold the phone. I could be useful.
我第二大最愛是飛行棋。大愛！
What if you need a kidney
哇唔！哇唔！等等，我還是有利用價值的
or a stand-in for boring functions you have to attend?
如果你需要腎呢？
Or another kidney?
或者，你必須參加的會議的替代品？
Doom!
Pooh.
或者，另一個腎？
毀滅！
噗
(ROARING)
Cranky, cranky, cranky. Oh, I love the crank!
捅它，捅它，捅它！哦，我愛死捅這個字了
I'll be honest, Ferb.
I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this.
Blah, blah, blah, two-car garage, etcetera.
老實說，小佛
這事情很難用正常思路理清。
Yeah? Well, welcome to my life!
等等等等，巨型，等等等等
Whoa, deja vu-ish.
是嗎？呵呵，你們明白我的生活了
哇唔，我懂了
Perry, check out that guard!
Keys!
泰瑞，看那個機器人
鑰匙！
Cool! Look out!
帥！當心！
Ow! Is this the plan?
Tell me this isn't the plan!
哇！這是計劃一部分嗎？
NORMBOT: You are tampering with the property of...
Let's make omelets!
告訴我這並不是計劃的一部分！
你們破壞公物。。。
我們做個煎蛋餅吧！
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Can you get a little more lift out of this thing?
I think I just bruised a kidney.
NORM 2D: My bicycle is missing!
你能不能不要去想這種事？
我想我的一個腎受傷了
(ALL SCREAMING)
我的輪子不見了！
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL SIGH)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Yes! Go, Goozim!
It's muffin time, sir. Already?
是的！進攻，古茲曼！
松餅時間，長官。 準備好了？
Okay, I see where you're going with this...
I officially prefer our dimension!
好的，我猜你是想讓我們去。。。
(SCREAMS)
我真的更喜歡我們自己的時空！
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: This may not be the best time to tell you,
but I actually flunked jungle gym in grade school.
這可能不是最佳時機
I just couldn't get the hang of all the climbing... (SCREAMS)
但我在中學的時候健美操是不及格的
我都不能懸掛著爬行
Oh, great, you caught it! Unlock me!
Are you even paying attention?
哦，很好，你抓住它了！給我解鎖！
That's right. It can wait. Later!
你沒弄清楚狀況嗎？
有理。還是等等。待會吧！
More guards!
It's muffin time, sir! You're broken!
更多軍隊！
松餅時間，長官！ 你秀逗了！
(THUMPING)
(GRUNTING)
Yay, other dimension Candace!
Phineas!
呀，另一個時空的凱蒂絲！
Catch!
飛哥！
抓住它！
(GASPS) The remote!
遠程調控儀！
(ROARING)
Perry, let go!
What? No, no, don't let go.
泰瑞，放手！
Perry! Trust me!
什麼？不，不，不能放手！
CANDACE: Two words! La-va!
泰瑞！相信我！
Trust me!
兩個字！岩—漿！
相信我！
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ROARS)
(WHIMPERING)
They opened another portal! Go after them!
And her! That banshee screaming girl.
他們打開了另一個入口！抓住他們！
Get her, too!
還有她！那個鬼吼鬼叫的妖精女！
Thanks, Perry the Platypus.
也抓住她！
NORMBOT: Stop where you are. You cannot leave.
謝謝，鴨嘴獸泰瑞
I use aggression to mask my insecurities!
站在原地，不許動！
The portal!
我用進攻來偽裝我的不安全
入口！
Boy, I could go for a lemonade.
(GRUNTING)
嘿，我要一杯檸水
NORMBOT: The portal closed, sir.
Oh, pooh.
Oh, well. Time to start the invasion!
入口關閉了，長官！
哦，噗
And somebody get me a muffin!
But it's not muffin time, sir!
哦，好的，是時候開始進攻了！
隨便誰給我端著松餅
但現在不是松餅時間啊，長官！
All right, follow me. We're going around clockwise.
很好，跟著我。我們在進行順時針超時空之旅
MAN: ♪ If there's no hospitality Just get out of town
♪ You can't be lying on formality And saying...
如果這城市不熱情，那隻需要離開
♪ I guess I'll see you around
你無需禮節性地說。。
♪ You've got no obligations Nothing holding you down
後會有期
♪ Find a new situation And say
你沒有義務 沒什麼事情牽絆著你
♪ I guess I'll see you around
找到一個新的地方，然後說
♪ You've got no time to waste on sentimentality
後會有期
♪ Get out and find yourself a brand-new reality
你無需將時間浪費在多愁善感上
♪ You've got to find yourself a brand-new reality
離開，找回全新的自己
♪ A particle duality A new dimensionality
你應該找回全新的自己
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪ I guess I'll see you around
一個微粒二次元。一個新的時空
♪ Sometimes it's appropriate To stop for a snack
耶，耶！後會有期
♪ If you do then I hope you get back
有時確實要停下來吃點零食
♪ I guess I'll see you around
如果你這麼做了，我希望你能恢復
♪ Hopping clockwise through dimensions Is a dangerous thing
後會有期
♪ But it seems to help a lot if we sing
一次順時針超時空之旅是件危險的事情
♪ And we can sing about
但如果我們歌唱，那就輕鬆多了
♪ A brand new reality A brand new reality
我們可以歌唱
♪ A brand new reality
一次全新的經歷，一次全新的經歷
♪ I guess I'll see you around
一次全新的經歷
♪ A brand new reality A brand new reality
後會有期
♪ A brand-brand-brand-brand
一次全新的經歷，一次全新的經歷
♪ I guess I'll see you around ♪
一次全新全新全新全新的經歷
後會有期
All right, how about two Kafkas for your Dostoyevsky?
那麼，兩個卡夫卡換我，布弗。維斯凱？
Stop wasting my time, Buford.
不要再浪費口舌了
Wait, I think this is it.
等等，我想就是這裡了
Where have you guys been? This is it!
你們幾個從哪裡來的？就是這裡！
(DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D LAUGHING EVILLY)
I spy with my one little eye
我一個小眼睛偵查到
a new tri-state area that's one dictator short of a dictatorship.
這個全新的三洲地區正缺乏一個統治者
Well, that's all about to change.
好吧，馬上就會改變了
Pretty soon I'll be ruling over two tri-state areas,
很快，我就會掌管兩個三洲地區
a virtual six-state area!
那就是六洲地區了！
Fly, fly, my Normbots! We've got some oppressing to do!
出來吧，出來吧，我的諾曼機器人！我們要開始一些小鎮壓了！
(DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D LAUGHS EVILLY)
Why is Perry wearing a hat?
為什麼泰瑞會戴一頂帽子？
We don't have time to explain.
We've got to try and stop an evil...
我們沒有時間解釋了
我們必須去阻止邪惡。。。
Uh-oh. It's too late!
哦哦。太晚了！
They're never going to fire her and... Hey, did you see that?
他們不會炒她魷魚然後。。。嘿，你看到了嗎？
No, I... What's going on?
不，我。。。怎麼啦？
Oh, my!
哦，天！
What is it? It's a comb over!
那是什麼？一把梳子！
I know, I should really just shave it.
我知道，我真的應該剃掉頭髮的
Not happening. Not happening.
沒發生。沒發生
My watermelon!
我的西瓜
NORMBOT: All vehicles must stop.
所有車子都要停下
It's okay! It's a rental!
沒事兒，這是租來的
(HONKING)
Oh, great! Albuquerque '93 all over again.
哦，給力！阿爾布開克93號又來了
I wish other-dimension Candace was here.
我真希望另一個時空的凱蒂絲能在這裡
She took out, like, 30 of them
她能一下子打敗30個機器人
with a giant stone lawn gnome. Agent P! Our agents are being
只需要一個巨型花園小矮人 密探阿泰！我們的密探都
overwhelmed by the sheer number of robots coming into our dimension.
被入侵我們時空的機器人欺負了
You must get to Doof's headquarters and stop him.
你馬上去杜芬總部，然後阻止他
Aye, aye, sir. We're ready to serve.
嘿，長官，我們待命
Oh, no. You kids need to go home where it's safe.
哦，不。你們小孩子應該待在家裡，那裡才是安全的
With all due respect, sir, we've been through quite a lot together.
儘管對閣下尊貴之至，但我們已經一起經歷過許多困難
We're a team now.
現在我們是一體的
Nope, far too dangerous.
不，現在還太危險了
And besides, our insurance won't cover it.
更何況，我們的保險不包含這一點
Tell them, Agent P.
告訴他們，密探阿泰
Come on, Perry. Let's go kick some robot chassis!
嘿，泰瑞。讓我們一起打敗那些機器人！
Perry?
泰瑞？
Wow, I guess we're going home then.
哇，我想我們還是回家吧
Hey, where's Dr. D?
嘿，杜博士去哪裡了？
MRS. THOMPSON: Hello? Hello, Mrs. Thompson? It's me, Heinz.
哈嘍？ 嘿，托馬斯太太？是我，漢斯
I think I left my keys in the other dimension.
Can you buzz me in?
我想我把鑰匙落在另一個時空了
你能讓我進去嗎？
Who is this?
你是誰？
Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Your neighbor.
漢斯?杜芬舒斯！你的鄰居
For, like, 12 years.
已經12年了！
Who? I live in the penthouse.
誰？ 住在屋頂
I wear lab coats a lot.
我經常穿實驗室大白褂
I speak with the accent I am currently speaking to you with.
我說話帶有口音，我現在就在跟你講話
Just like my neighbor upstairs.
就像我樓上的鄰居
Yes, exactly!
是的，完全正確！
He's not home. You'll have to come back later.
他不在家。你待會再過來吧
不，不，等等
No, no, wait.
This is just beautiful.
太精彩了
我做了正確的事，但卻落到鋃鐺入獄的下場
I decide to do the right thing, and I end up in a cell.
Well, at least my brothers are safe.
好吧，至少我的弟弟們是安全的
What lesson am I supposed to be learning here?
從這裡我能得到什麼教訓呢？
(HISSING)
I'm Jeremy Johnson. I'm here to rescue you.
我是傑洛米?約翰遜。我是來救你的
Johnson, Jeremy?
約翰遜，傑洛米？
Yes, sir. And I picked up a couple new recruits.
是的，長官。我還帶了兩個新成員過來
We found a way to bypass the entire security grid. It was cool.
我們找到了一條通往整個安全門的支路。太酷了！
What? You brought my little brothers?
什麼？你帶來了我的小弟弟們？
Are you out of your mind, soldier?
你瘋了嗎，士兵？
I didn't know they were your brothers, but I should have known.
我不知道他們是你的弟弟們，但我應該猜到了
They're smart and courageous, just like you.
他們有膽有勇，就跟你一樣
You think I'm smart and courageous?
你認為我有膽有勇？
Well, yeah, uh, sir.
額，是的，長官！
Uh, good work, soldier.
額，乾得好，士兵
We should really get out of here while we can.
我們還是快點離開這裡吧
Most of the Normbots are away in the other dimension.
大部分諾曼機器人都去了另一個時空
We can slip away pretty easily.
我們能輕鬆地逃離這裡
The Normbots are in the other dimension?
諾曼機器人去了另一個時空？
This isn't the time to escape.
現在不是逃亡
This is the time to make our move. Let's go!
而是我們採取行動的時候了！我們走！
ALL: Yes, sir!
是，長官！
Boys, wait. Thanks for rescuing me.
弟弟，等一下。謝謝你們來救我
I'm really proud of you both.
我以你們為榮
And we're proud of you, too, sir.
我們也你為榮，長官！
I got nachos! Who wants some?
我拿到糖炒慄子了！有誰要來點嗎？
Nobody?
沒有嗎？
Oh, Mysterious force, you can see I'm really trying here.
哦，神秘力量，你看到了，我是真的費了好大的勁了
Please bring back Candace!
還我凱蒂絲！
Oh, hi, Stacy.
哦，嗨，史黛西
And I also want a car.
我還要一輛車
I still can't believe Perry wanted us to go home.
I mean, look at this.
我還是不敢相信，泰瑞居然讓我們回家
我是說，看這個
There's robots all over the tri-state area. And now for the weather.
全三洲地區機器人為患。接下來是天氣預報
There's robots, Phil! Robots! (SCREAMING)
機器人，菲爾！是機器人！
You'd think he'd need all the help he could get...
你覺得他已經得到了所有的幫助
(BEEPING) Hey, what's that?
嗨，那是什麼？
Ferb, do you hear that?
小佛，你聽到什麼了嗎？
It's Perry's locket.
是泰瑞的紀念盒
It's like a homing device. (BEEPING FASTER)
它就想是個家居用品
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Shall we?
那我們？
This must be Perry's lair.
這裡一定是泰瑞的秘密基地
Welcome, Phineas and Ferb. Please insert the key.
歡迎飛哥與小佛。請插入鑰匙
Do you have a key?
你有鑰匙嗎？
(NOTE SOUNDS)
Please insert the key.
請插入鑰匙
Good try.
不錯的嘗試
請插入鑰匙，請插入鑰匙
Please insert the key. Please insert the key.
That's odd. It's a shaped keyhole.
那很奇怪。是個有形狀的鑰匙孔
It kind of looks like...
它有點像。。。
Wait a minute.
等等
Phineas and Ferb, this message is top secret, for your ears only.
飛哥與小佛，這是只有你們倆才能聽到的最高機密
If you are hearing this, the tri-state area
你們在聽嗎，現在三洲地區
is at emergency alert level Alpha Red.
拉響了紅色警報
Agent P needs your help.
密探阿泰需要你們的幫助
How does he know we'll know what to do?
他怎麼知道我們會知道要做些什麼？
He knows you will know what to do.
他知道你們會知道要做些什麼的
He also knows you two are the only ones capable of helping him
他還知道只有你們倆才能幫他
because you two are the only ones capable of creating these.
因為只有你們倆才能創造這些
Auto-scan replication initiated.
啟動自動瀏覽複製裝備
Ferb, I think I know what we're gonna do today.
小佛，我想我知道我們今天要做什麼了
NORMBOT: You have a new leader.
你們有一個新的統治者
Put on your dooferalls. 36-inch waist.
穿上你的大號杜芬制服 腰圍36
No way! I'm a 34!
絕不！我穿34的！
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
So, I guess you trusted us after all.
所以，我想你還是信任我們的
I was wrong. It was not for me!
我錯了。這一點也不適合我
Heads up! Platyposterior coming through!
注意！鴨嘴獸屁股要來了！
Now this is what I call busting.
這才是我所說的倒大霉
All right, everyone! Let's kick some robot chassis!
準備好了嗎，各位！讓我們一起打敗那些機器人！
ALL: Yeah!
好！
All right, that is very good.
好，一切就緒
Phineas! Anything we can do?
飛哥！我們都做什麼嗎？
Yeah! Musical accompaniment!
好！來段音樂吧！
(PLAYING ROBOT RIOT)
演奏機器人暴亂
♪ We're gonna kick some robot chassis
我們要打敗那些機器人
♪ So you better tell your robot nation
所以你最好告訴你的機器人
♪ To say a robot prayer 'Cause you better prepare
祈禱吧！因為你們最好
♪ For an automaton annihilation
為這次機器人大毀滅做好準備
♪ You think you're gonna take us down
你以為你會打敗我們
♪ Well, mechanical man, you just try it
好吧，機器人，有種你就過來吧
♪ You're gonna ride that rail out of town
你們會夾著尾巴逃出城去
♪ This is a robot riot
這是機器人暴亂
♪ I think you know what I mean
我想你懂我在說什麼
♪ This is a robot riot I'm gonna break you down
這是機器人暴亂。我們要打敗你們
♪ And sell you for scrap metal But I'll keep enough
這是機器人暴亂。我們要打敗你們
♪ To build myself a trampoline
把你們賣給廢鐵站。但我還是會留一部分
♪ 'Cause your momma was a blender
因為你老媽是攪拌機
♪ And your dad was just a washing machine
而你老爸只是洗衣機
♪ This is a robot riot
這是機器人暴亂
♪ I'm gonna break you up I'm gonna break you down
我們要打敗你們，我們要打敗你們
♪ I'm gonna take you to a chop shop downtown
我們要把你們帶到市中心的切割站
♪ You know that you'll be dreading This android Armageddon
你知道你要完蛋了。這是機器人最後的下場
♪ I think you better check your fluids 'Cause I know you're sweating
我想你最好檢查一下你的機油，因為我知道你在流汗
♪ You know you're gonna lose And sing the robot blues
我知道你註定要一敗塗地。唱首機器人的布魯斯吧
♪ You'll blow a fuse And take a robot snooze
你們挑起了戰爭
♪ I will deactivate you Because I kind of hate you
我要解散你們，因為我有點討厭你們
♪ Don't want to beat around the bush
不要妄想在灌木叢裡偷偷打
♪ We're gonna decimate you ♪ This is a robot riot
我們要大舉毀滅你們！這是機器人暴亂
♪ Oh, man, it's on
一起來
♪ This is a robot riot
這是機器人暴亂
♪ I'm gonna rip you up And put you back together
我要拆了你們，然後再組裝起來
♪ In a new configuration Just to mow my lawn
這會是個新造型，只能在我草坪鋤草
♪ 'Cause your sister is a fridge
因為你老姐是冰箱
♪ And you know her light is always on
你知道她總是亮著燈
♪ This is a robot riot
這是機器人暴亂
♪ Robot riot...
機器人暴亂
We've got to do something about that portal.
我們可以對入口做點什麼
Ferb! We're gonna go try to close the portal!
小佛！我們去關閉入口！
♪ This is a robot riot
這是機器人暴亂
♪ I'm gonna rip you up I'm gonna break you down
我們要打敗你們，我們要打敗你們
♪ I'm gonna take you to the chop shop downtown
我們要把你們帶到市中心的切割站
♪ I'm gonna rip you up I'm gonna break you down
我們要打敗你們，我們要打敗你們
♪ I'm gonna take you to the chop shop downtown ♪
我們要把你們帶到市中心的切割站
What? Oh!
什麼？啊！
I've had just about enough of you, you...
我受夠你了，你。。。
Ow! What is on this!
哦！那上面是什麼！
I was wrong, Stacy, about everything.
我錯了，史黛西，什麼都錯了
I'm not a grown-up. I can't control mysterious forces.
我還沒成年。我沒法控制神秘力量
I can't even get my mom to see what my brothers are doing!
我也沒法讓我媽媽看到我弟弟們都做了些什麼
Stacy, that's it!
史黛西，我知道了！
I can't get my mom to see what my brothers are doing!
我沒法讓我媽媽看到我弟弟們都做了些什麼
Candace, where are you going?
凱蒂絲，你要去哪裡？
I'm gonna bust my brothers to my mom!
我要讓我弟弟們在我媽媽面前倒大霉！
And I'm gonna fail!
我準備好失敗了！
No, it's Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
不，我是漢斯?杜芬舒斯
You borrowed sugar from me this morning.
你今天早上還向我借糖了呢
MRS. THOMPSON: I don't have any sugar.
我沒糖了.
I had to borrow some from my neighbor this morning.
今天早上我必須向我鄰居借點糖
Yeah. That's me!
對，那就是我！
He's a nice man, but I hear he's divorced.
他人很好，不過我聽說他離婚了
Oh, that she remembers.
哦，她就記得這個
Mom!
媽媽！
Candace, what are you doing here?
凱蒂絲，你來這裡做什麼？
You got to come outside and bust the boys!
你得出去然後教訓那些男孩們
I'm not leaving now.
我現在不能離開
The girl is about to forgive the guy for the cliche misunderstanding.
那女孩正要原諒那個男孩子，他們之間有一些誤會
Well, after she battles these robots.
好吧，當她打敗了那些機器人之後
Whoa! This 3-D is amazing!
哇唔！這3D效果真給力！
Ferb, we'll handle it down here.
小佛，這裡我們能行
Go help Phineas!
去幫飛哥吧！
Come on, you stupid thing. Work!
快點，你這蠢東西。快啟動！
So that dish must be what's controlling the robots.
肯定是那個盤子控制著機器人
Maybe I don't need to close the portal
也許我不必關閉入口
if I could just take out that...
只要我能取出那個。。。
Oh, yeah!
哦，耶！
Oh, no, you don't.
哦，不，你不能
Now the baseball is on the other foot.
現在棒球換位
Or however that saying goes, I'm not... I'm not really sure.
額，怎麼說來著，我不是。。。我不是很確定
Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?
嘿嘿嘿，你們要去哪裡？
You know, all that's going to happen from you guys coming up here
就是你們來了之後，才發生了那麼多事兒
is that I'm going to have a brand-new platyborg. (LAUGHS)
這是不是意味著我將有一個新的鴨嘴怪了啊？
And maybe even a boyborg!
或者是一個正太怪！
Try saying that five times fast.
快速念五遍
Boyborg, boyborg, boyborg, boyborg, boyborg...
正太怪正太怪正太怪正太怪正太怪。。。
I guess it's not that hard, never mind.
我想這也不是很難，隨便了
(CHATTERING)
(咯咯咯咯咯)
You know something, kid?
你知道嗎？
You've been a thorn in my side all day long.
你就是我的絆腳石
(WHISTLES)
(口哨)
But that's about to change right now!
但馬上，一切都將改變！
No!
不！
(DOOFENSHMIRTZ YELLING)
（杜芬舒斯大叫）
My babies! No, what have you done?
我的孩子們！不，你們都做了什麼！
It's weird that Perry's a secret agent, huh?
泰瑞是個密探，這是不是有點古怪？
Yeah, but it was obvious in retrospect.
是的，但回頭想想，明顯的事兒
Has anyone seen my pants?
Yeah, they're over there.
有誰看到我的褲子了嗎？
Wolverines!
是的，就在那裡
豹熊！
Mom, if you care one iota about me,
媽媽，微關心一下我
your family, and your city, you'll come outside with me right now!
你的家庭以及你的城市，你現在馬上立刻跟我一起出去！
Well, I guess I could use some more popcorn.
好吧，我想我是要再點些爆米花
Great! Come on, come on, come on, come on!
太棒了！快點，快點，快點，快點！
Ferb! Bro, I just hit the best home run ever!
小佛！好兄弟，我剛剛打出來最棒的全壘打！
Now, tremble before me!
現在，在我面前發抖吧！
No, I'm down here. See, one last trick up my sleeve.
不，我在下面。看到沒，在我袖子裡最後的詭計
It's me! I'm the trick up my own sleeves,
就是我！我就是在我袖子裡的詭計！
'cause I'm in the sleeve, get it?
因為我在我的袖子裡，明白了嗎？
(SIGHS) Pearls before swine.
對牛彈琴
Hope you got your 3-D glasses 'cause I'm coming at you!
希望你們帶著3D眼鏡，因為我馬上就要衝向你們了！
Yeah!
是的!
Hey!
嘿!
What? I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
幹嗎？我正在乾正事呢！
I got a little something just for you.
我專門給你準備了一點小東西
Here.
這裡
車車!
Choo-Choo!
是的，這是我的。我早告訴你我從來都沒有丟過它
Yeah, it's mine. See, I told you I never lost it.
It was in a box in my pantry labeled "VHS tapes."
它就在我貼有「錄像帶」標籤的盒子裡
Go figure. Anyway, you can have it.
無論如何，你拿去吧
I can't believe it! Choo-Choo, it is you!
我簡直不敢相信！車車，真的是你！
Heart melting, back-story resolving, evilness diminishing.
心房融化，背景故事解體，邪惡消失
It's the least I can do.
我能做的也就這些了
You know, I don't even know what I was thinking
你懂的，所有關於邪惡機器人的事兒，我都不明白，
with the whole evil robots thing.
我到底在想什麼
Actually, when I look around, I'm really embarrassed.
事實上，當我環顧四周，我自己都覺得挺尷尬的
Let me clean this up. Look! Self-destruct button.
我來清場。看！自我毀滅按鈕
Ah, you.
哈，你
Yeah. Here we go!
是的。走！
Come on, come on, come on! Come on, hurry, hurry!
快點，快點，快點！快點，快，快！
Do I even need to say "there's nothing there" anymore?
我是不是又要說「這裡什麼都沒有」啊？
Mom, you can say it all you want. There's nothing there!
媽媽，隨便你說什麼。這裡什麼都沒有！
Whoo-hoo! I did it, I saved the world!
哇唬！我做到了，我拯救了世界！
You can go back to your movie now.
你現在可以回去看電影了
Yeah, you know what? We're totally cool now.
哈，你知道嘛？我們現在是多麼酷啊
I'm just gonna go return to my home
我只想回家
and live out the rest of my days with my Choo-Choo.
接下來的日子，我將和我的車車一起度過
Okay then, ciao!
好的，再見
Home. It's good to be... Uh-oh.
家。真開心能夠。。。哦。哦
Book him, ladies.
抓住他，姐妹們
You know, my crimes against humanity had just completely slipped my mind.
你懂的，我所有違反人文道德的邪惡都已經完全脫離我的身體
Hey! Did you guys just see that? I saved Danville!
嘿！你們看到了嗎？我拯救了丹村！
Good job, soldier.
乾得好，士兵
So what'll you do now?
所以，我們現在要做什麼呢？
Wow, I haven't thought of anything but busting Doofenshmirtz for years.
哇唔，這些年來，我都在想著怎麼對付杜芬舒斯
I don't know.
我不知道要做其他什麼事情
Well, I know what interests I'd pursue.
但我知道我的興趣所在
Hey! Here you all are.
嘿，你們都在這裡啊！
我會考慮一下的。那你的，凱蒂絲？
I'll take that under consideration. What about you, Candace?
You know, after all of this,
你知道，經歷過這些事之後，
I'm gonna give myself a little more time to be young.
我想給我自己更多的時間來成長
It's not such a bad place to be.
那裡並不是一個壞地方
You know what? Me, too.
你知道嗎？我也是
Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for telling us all about summer,
嘿，我只想告訴你們，謝謝你們告訴我們那麼多關於夏天的事情
you know, opening our horizons,
讓我們大開眼界
and teaching Ferb classical guitar.
還也教會了小佛彈吉他
(NOTES PLAYING)
(CHATTERING)
(咯咯咯咯咯)
Hey! It's our Perry! Perry!
嘿！那是我們的泰瑞！泰瑞！
Looks like the evil was fried right out of him.
看起來邪惡已經從他的身體裡烤出來了
Sorry he's mostly made of metal now.
很遺憾他現在被金屬包裹著
Are you kidding? That makes him extra cool!
你在開玩笑吧？這讓他更有型！
Thanks so much, guys.
非常感謝，朋友們
I'm glad we could help.
我很高興我們都幫上忙
Man, this has been the greatest day ever.
夥計，這是最美好的一天
Imagine how much fun we can have together
想下我們在一起有多麼快樂啊
now that we know you're a secret agent.
儘管我們知道了你是一個密探
Yes, yes, the next 15 minutes should be a real hoot.
是，是的，但接下來15分鐘不是那麼快樂了
Well, then, of course, Agent P will be sent away forever.
恩，密探阿泰必然要永遠離開這裡了
What? You didn't know?
什麼？你不知道嗎？
Didn't he give you a pamphlet? We threw it away.
他沒給你們那張證明嗎？我們扔了
Does anyone read those things?
有誰看過嗎？
I tried to warn you, sir.
我試著提醒過你，長官
Kids, I'm sorry but now that Agent P's cover has been blown,
孩子們，對不起，但是密探阿泰身份被揭穿了
you won't be allowed to see him anymore.
你們不能再見到他了
That's why you didn't want us to know your secret.
這就是為什麼你不想讓我們發現你的秘密嗎？
So we'll never see Perry again?
所以，我們再也見不到泰瑞了？
There has to be another way.
這或許還有另一個方法的
Sorry, Phineas. It isn't safe. You know too much.
對不起，飛哥。這裡不安全了。你知道得太多
Now I never wished so much that I could unknow something.
現在我多麼希望我能不知道啊！
Sir, maybe there is a way.
長官，或許確實有另一個方法
What about Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Amnesianator?
比如杜芬舒斯博士的記憶終結者？
I never built an Amnesianator.
我從來都沒有造過一個記憶終結者
I think I'd remember building something like that.
我想我應該記得造過類似的東西
好吧，那可能是有效的。但你們不必同意的
Well, that might work. But you'd all have to agree.
So our choice is to either forget the best day ever,
所以，擺在我們面前的一個選項就是，忘記最美好的一天
forget the biggest adventure we've ever had,
忘記我們經歷的最大冒險
and forget meeting Agent P,
忘記遇見了密探阿泰
or remember today, but never see Perry again?
另一個選項就是，記住今天，但不能再見到泰瑞
Well, we've had a lot of great days.
好吧，我們還會有許多的美好的一天
But we only have one Perry.
但我們只有一個泰瑞
Agreed.
同意
ALL: Yeah!
是的！
MONOGRAM: All right, everybody. Tall kids in the back.
好吧，各位。高個兒站後面
Just need to do a little more programming here
只需要再設定一點點程序就可以了
and we'll be ready to roll.
我們已經準備好忘記了
Hey, buddy, Ferb and I just wanted to say our goodbyes.
嘿，朋友。小佛和我只想以我們的方式道別
You know, we thought we'd finally met the real you
你知道，我們以為當我們發現你是密探阿泰時，
when we found out you were Agent P,
我們終於見到了最真實的你
但事實上，寵物，密探，他們都是最真實的你
but the fact is, pet, secret agent, they're both the real you.
You are now and always have been
你現在是，將來是，永遠都是
a great pet and a great friend.
最佳寵物和最佳朋友
We're gonna miss you, Agent P.
我們會想你的，密探阿泰
I love you, pal.
我愛你，朋友
Sir, are you crying?
長官，你在流淚嗎？
No, I'm sweating through my eyes.
不，只是我的眼睛在流汗
Okay, sir. We're ready.
好的，長官，我們準備好了
Okay, Karl. We're set.
好的，凱爾。我們啟動吧
Um, Major Monogram? Yes?
額，莫來管長官？恩？
So none of us will remember any of today?
所以，沒有誰會記得今天的任何事？
That's right.
是的
Good!
好！
(GASPS) Isabella!
伊莎貝拉！
Hit it, Karl! Wait! Wait, wait!
啟動吧，凱爾！ 等等！等等！
(ME AND MY BRO PLAYING)
♪ Oh, yeah
哦耶
♪ Now me and my bro We're takin' care of things
現在我和我的兄弟。我們正在保管一些秘密
♪ We're from a pair of jokers to a couple of kings
我們從一對小丑變成了一雙國王
♪ It goes to show you never know just what a shuffle brings
從來都不會知道，一場混亂帶給我和我的兄弟什麼
♪ Me and my bro We're takin' care of things ♪
我們正在保管一些秘密 保存照片？ 取消 確定
(KICK IT UP A NOTCH PLAYING)
♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ If you're lookin' for fun, baby, we're a shoo-in
♪ But we're a little young to be doin' what we're doin', yeah
♪ We got heads full of dreams and sneakers full of feet
♪ The world is our oyster and life is tastin' sweet
♪ We're takin' off like we're in a supersonic jet
♪ But if you think we've gone about as high as we can get,
♪ We're gonna kick it up a notch
♪ Kick it up a notch
♪ Oh, man, you know it's true
♪ Gonna kick it up a notch
♪ We're gonna push on through
♪ Kick it up a notch
♪ We're not content to go with the flow
♪ 'Cause everybody knows summer rocks
♪ But now we're ready to roll
All right, Slash, let's roll!
♪ Kick it up a notch
♪ Yeah, crankin' up the evil
♪ Kick it up a notch
♪ I'll cause political upheaval
♪ Kick it up a notch
♪ Yeah, I'm gonna get medieval on you
♪ Kick it up a notch
♪ Oh, man, you know that's true
♪ Gonna kick it up a notch
♪ We're gonna push on through
♪ Kick it up a notch
♪ Not gonna go with the flow
♪ 'Cause everybody knows summer rocks
♪ But now we're ready to roll! ♪