這是自由之城。 This is Free City.
看看這個傢伙。他是做太陽鏡的。 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.
戴太陽鏡的人是英雄。 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes.
他們有一種無所謂的態度，他們管理著這個鎮。 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.
你真性感。 You are so hot.
哦,我知道。 Oh, I know.
看到了嗎?那根本不是他的車。 See? That's not even his car.
或者他的妻子。 Or his wife.
對於戴太陽鏡的人來說，他們可以做任何他們想做的事。 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.
他們執行各種各樣的任務。 They go on all sorts of missions.
他們有很酷的髮型，很酷的衣服。 They got cool hair, cool clothes.
我是說，法律對他們來說並不是真正的法律。它們更像是溫和的建議。 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions.
我覺得他不會還那輛車的。 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.
或是那位好心的女士。 Or that nice lady.
明白我的意思了吧?英雄。 See what I mean? Hero.
我叫蓋伊，我生活在天堂。 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.
早上好,高迪。 Good morning, Goldie.
我這輩子都住在自由城。 I've lived here in Free City my whole life.
我有一個最好的朋友，我有一條金魚，我還在銀行工作。 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish, and I work at the bank.
一個男人還想要什麼? What more could a guy want?
週日應該是溫暖和陽光明媚的，只有零星的飛車。 Sunday should be warm and sunny with just a scattering of drive-bys.
這是海灘上的好日子，但不是殺手海灘，那裏將被一架反叛武裝直升機所偷來的地雷和高口徑火力掃射。每天早上, Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach, which will be mined and sprayed with high-caliber fire from a renegade gunship stolen by... And every morning,
我用全世界最美味的咖啡開始我的一天。 I start my day with the most delicious coffee in the whole, wide, whole world.
中杯咖啡，加奶油，兩塊糖。 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
你知道它。嗯。 You know it. Mmm.
嗯! Mmm!
這是出乎意料的熱。 That is unexpectedly hot.
哎呀,這很好。 Jeez, that's good.
就像我失去了處子之身，只是在我嘴裏。 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth.
謝謝你用這麼多愛做這個。 Thank you for making this with such love.
不客氣 You're welcome.
官約翰尼! Officer Johnny!
祝你愉快，蓋伊。 Have a good one, Guy.
沒有美好的一天，要有美好的一天! Don't have a good day, have a great day!
軟糖。 Hold the fudge.
你是說沒人把那些壞男孩買走嗎?就在今天。 You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed up those bad boys? Today is the day.
-就像每隔一天。-我會回來拿的。 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those.
哦!如此接近。 Oh! So close.
嗯!這是有史以來最棒的一杯咖啡。 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.
我想為此寫首歌。 I wanna write a song about it.
我想用我的身體隨著那首歌起舞。 I wanna dance to that song with my body.
我愛我的生活。 I love my life.
找到自己的路，然後一直走下去。 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it.
這就是為什麼人們叫它們舒適區，它們太舒服了。 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable.
哦,喬! Oh, Joe!
星期一，對嗎，喬? Mondays, am I right, Joe?
-你說對了，蓋伊。-是的。 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah.
在自由城，我有我需要的一切。 In Free City, I have everything I need.
不開心的一天…祝你今天愉快。 Don't have a good day... have a great day.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
當心 Take care.
除了一件事。 Except one thing.
似乎快樂。 Seem happy.
得了吧，別擔心，蓋伊。你會找到另一半的。 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
沒事的，巴德。 Oh, it's okay, Bud.
感覺我一直在找她，你知道嗎? Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?
也許這不是命中注定的。 Maybe it's not meant to be.
所有人都趴到地上! Everybody down on the ground!
-我認識我要找的女人。-讓我猜猜。 - I know the woman I'm looking for. - Oh, let me guess.
-一個有著另類幽默感的女人。-幽默感。 - A woman with an offbeat sense of humor. - Sense of humor.
對自我感覺良好的天後流行音樂的癡迷。 An obsession with feel-good diva pop.
流行天後。是的,就是她。 Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
她在我腦子裏租了個地方，不肯搬走。 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out.
你知道嗎?我不想讓她這麼做。 And you know what? I don't want her to.
好吧,你猜怎麼著?她既不搬進來，也不搬出去。 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out.
你知道為什麼嗎?因為她根本不存在。 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist.
-她只是個幻想。這是一個幻想。——這是殘酷的。你不但殘忍。 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel.
-你現在太爛了腐爛。-我是認真的 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real.
沒人想當英雄。這一切很快就會結束。 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
怎麼樣?下班後在海灘上喝啤酒? So how about it? Beers on the beach after work?
我們下班後當然要去海灘上喝啤酒。 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.
這讓我很高興。 That makes me so happy.
我也是。 Me too.
你得到了什麼? What have you got?
秘密關卡的證明。這就是你想要的，對吧? Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right?
你有錄像還是截屏? You got a video or a screen grab?
不。但我知道誰知道。 Nope. But I know who does.
想知道我怎麼對付那些浪費我時間的人嗎? Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?
哦,哇。哦，有人想玩。 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
你是地道的英國人，還是口音過濾器? Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter?
也許我們晚點可以見個面。 'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
我並不想去看你媽媽的地下室，謝謝。 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.
開玩笑,是嗎? Got jokes, huh?
我有張地圖，上面有他藏匿點的位置。 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.
不知道你要怎麼進去，但如果進去，56號剪輯可能會讓你感興趣。 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you.
現在，我有一個問題。 Now, I got a question.
這個視頻有什麼特別之處嗎? What's so special about this video clip anyway?
特別的是我殺了問這個問題的人。 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it.
嗯,我明白了。樂趣。是的,那很有趣。 Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun.
媽的，姑娘，你太好強了。 Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
但說真的，這是戰利品還是僅僅是體驗? But seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience?
這些都是問題。 Those are questions.
你看到最後一個劫匪穿的運動鞋了嗎? Did you see the sneakers on that last robber?
兩點半嗎? The 2:30?
不,4點。 No, the 4:00.
四分之三高幫，華麗的泡沫鞋底。 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles.
他踩在我臉上時，我幾乎感覺不到。 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.
——哦,男人。——哇。 - Oh, man. - Wow.
大城市的生活。沒有比這更好的了。 Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
把它給我! Give it to me!
看起來像下雨了。 Looks like rain.
有人看見我的貓了嗎? Has anyone seen my cat?
你知道嗎，蓋伊，人們總是這麼說，比如"蓋伊比我認識的任何人都更擅長拿鞋砸臉" You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like, "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know."
我是說，當你把它放在那裏的時候，你表現得好像不是一隻鞋在你臉上。 I mean, when you put it on there, you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
沒有美好的一天，要有美好的一天。 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
喜歡這首歌。 Love that song.
這是新的。 That's a new one.
嘿! Hey!
這是她的。 That's her.
她是誰? Her who?
那是我的夢中情人，巴迪。 That's my dream girl, Buddy.
她的存在。 She exists.
-我去和她談談-等等，等等，等等。 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
等待的人。她戴著墨鏡。 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
所以呢? So?
到了以後的意思是「所以?」 Whatcha mean "so?"
戴墨鏡的人不跟我們這樣的人說話。 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us.
-你知道的!-我得試試。 - You know that! - I gotta try.
看,Guy!Guy! Look, Guy! Guy!
Guy!在海灘上喝啤酒怎麼樣? Guy! What about beers on the beach?
打擾一下! Excuse me!
嘿! Hey!
自由之城2即將到來! Coming soon... Free City 2!
更大的!有害健康!瑞藍德爾! Bigger! Badder! Radder!
自由之城2:大屠殺。 Free City 2: Carnage.
今天預訂並獲得額外的Mayhem包。 Pre-order today and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
你做了什麼? You done?
對不起。你關閉嗎? Sorry. Are you closing?
是的。 Yes.
我們通常不把椅子放在桌子上，一個小咖啡，超過四個小時的女孩。 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables, one-small-coffee- over-four-hours girl.
你真的很喜歡那個遊戲，是吧?我12歲的侄子上癮了。 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
似乎每個人都對它著迷。 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
哦,自由城?啊。不。 Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
我要起訴出版商我需要的證據就在遊戲裏。 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher and the evidence that I need is in the game.
-然後我有了我的密碼…-哦…我真希望我們沒有關門，這樣我就能聽到更多的消息了。 - So then I had my codes... - Oh... I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this.
早上好,高迪。 Good morning, Goldie.
中杯咖啡，加奶油，兩塊糖。 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
事實上，我今天想喝杯卡布奇諾。 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today.
哦。「卡布奇諾」。我喜歡這麼說。 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that.
就像字母組成的瀑布。 It's like a waterfall made of letters.
原諒我嗎? Excuse me?
我想試試卡布奇諾。 I'd like to try a cappuccino.
——請。-但你要一杯中杯咖啡，加奶油和兩塊糖。 - Please. - But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
這就是你得到的結果。這是每個人都會得到的。 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets.
每一天。總是這樣。 Every day. Always.
——好吧,我…-有人要中彈了。 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot.
官約翰尼。 Officer Johnny.
我只是想今天嘗試點不一樣的東西? I just thought I'd try something different today, you know?
無論什麼。對吧?是嗎? Whatever. Right? Yeah?
嗨。 Hi.
哈!我只是讓你保持警覺。 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
請給我咖啡、奶油、兩塊糖。 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
我在開玩笑。 I'm joking.
讓你保持警覺我是在開玩笑。 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding.
他只是在開玩笑! He was just kidding!
你以為我會剝奪你的重拳藝術嗎? Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry?
不可能，不可能。 No way, no how.
嗯。這是熱的。 Mmm. That's hot.
就像耶穌給我洗了舌頭但就在他結束之前，他終於告訴我爸爸，「他夠好了。」 It's like Jesus washed my tongue... but right before he finished, he finally told my dad, "He's good enough."
非常感謝。約翰尼警官! Thank you so much. Officer Johnny!
祝你愉快，蓋伊。 Have a good one, Guy.
卡布奇諾。 Cappuccino.
不愉快的一天... ...我想，祝你今天過得愉快。 Don't have a good day... ... have a great day, I guess.
好吧。祝你好運。 Okay. Good day to you.
所有人都趴到地上! Everybody down on the ground!
沒人想當英雄。這一切很快就會結束。 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
這是那個女孩。 That's the girl.
我們已經談過了。 We've been over this.
你昨天想跟她談談，但沒成功。 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work.
這永遠不會奏效。 It will never work.
她戴著墨鏡。 She's wearing sunglasses.
我們不招惹戴太陽鏡的人。 We don't mess with the sunglasses people.
也許我該買一副自己的太陽鏡。 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own.
什麼?你在說什麼?你不能這麼做。 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that.
哦,我的上帝。我在做什麼? Oh, my God. What am I doing?
嗨。 Hi.
你想說什麼? What'd you say?
嗨。 Hi.
我需要你的太陽鏡。 I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
哦。噢。 Ooh. Ow.
…我需要一下你的太陽鏡。 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec.
你知道你在幹什麼嗎? What the hell do you think you're doing?
回你那邊去，夥計。 Go back to your side, man.
他只是個NPC。垃圾的母親……好吧，就借一下，好嗎? He's just an NPC. Waste that mother... Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay?
——後退!我說,不!-很快就好。真正的快。 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick.
停! Stop!
你摔壞了還是怎麼了? You broken or somethin'?
我是強盜! I'm the robber!
你是那個躺下來拿走它的人! You're the guy who lies down and takes it!
求你了，趴下! Please, just stay down!
我說了，趴下! I said, stay down!
蓋伊，你不能這麼做。 Guy, you don't do this, man.
這不是你。 This isn't you.
你不能這麼做。 You don't do this.
也許我做的。 Maybe I do.
這個愚蠢的任務有什麼問題? What is wrong with this... stupid mission?
我跟你說了讓他去死。 I told you to smoke his ass.
放開! Let go!
我馬上還給你。 I'll give them right back.
我說… I said...
Guy? Guy?
他只是休息。 He's just resting.
在碎片! In pieces!
那個人死了! That man is dead!
他太睏了。 He's so sleepy.
我會把你的槍放在這裏等你醒來。 I'm just gonna put your gun down... right here... for when you wake.
——好嗎?——Guy。 - Okay? - Guy.
Guy!你會在哪裏? Guy! Where you goin'?
原諒我。 Excuse me.
看到了嗎? Do you see this?
週五前把季度報告放在我桌上。 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
哇! Whoo!
哦! Oh!
頭暈了! Giddy up!
我感覺煥然一新。 I feel brand new.
失敗者。 Loser.
發生了什麼? What is happening?
這麼多錢。 So much money.
嘿，慕斯，看看這個。 Hey, Mouser, check this out.
怎麼了,鑰匙嗎? What's up, Keys?
我在看什麼? What am I looking at?
好吧，這個用戶，他的眼鏡被偷了，然後被殺了。 Okay, so this user, he gets his glasses stolen and then killed.
這傢伙被一個不可玩的角色幹掉了。 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character.
一個人大嗎?這是不可能的。 An NPC? That's impossible.
是的,沒錯。 Yeah, exactly.
沒有人可以在自己的角色上裝備NPC皮膚。 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar.
是啊，所以你只要踢走這個垃圾菜鳥，終身禁止他，你就完了。 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done.
我試過，但…我追蹤不到他。 I tried that, but I... I can't trace him.
不管是誰，他們都很厲害。 Whoever it is, they're good.
嗯。你得把工作做得更好，夥計。 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
我很好。 I'm pretty good.
我們裏面見。 I'll see you on the inside.
選擇你的皮膚。 Select your skin.
凱斯，你要用什麼皮膚? Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
推。脫衣舞女警察，大槍，大鬍子。 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, big guns, bigger mustache.
嗯。小松鼠。我喜歡它。 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
我都不敢問了，你到底想說什麼? Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with?
全身小鬍子，粉紅色的。你應該非常害怕。 Uh, full body mustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid.
我嚇壞了。 I'm terrified.
讓我們這樣做。 Let's do this.
說真的,男人。 Seriously, man.
說實話，我覺得兔子裝有點過了。 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
原諒我嗎? Excuse me?
正確的。 Right.
兔子。好吧?我的錯。 Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
嘿,四十歲的老處男!在這裏! Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here!
我們走吧! Let's go!
啊哈。隊長卡其褲。 Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
——來到這裏。來吧,芽。-走，我們走。 - Come here. Come on, bud. - Go, let's go.
——接近。-他來了。 - Closer. - There he is.
藍色襯衫的傢伙。 Blue shirt guy.
藍色的襯衫嗎? Blue shirt?
是的。 Yes.
你好,警官。 Hello, Officer.
兔子。 Rabbit.
漂亮的皮膚。 Nice skin.
謝謝你！這是甜的。 Thank you. That's sweet.
你怎麼拿到的? How'd you get it?
嗯，我想主要是遺傳。我很幸運。 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky.
我的皮膚天生水靈靈的。 I have naturally dewy skin.
聽好了,露得清。 Listen up, Neutrogena.
你知道你不能穿成這樣到處走。規則很清楚。 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear.
和另一件事。 And another thing.
你不能黑掉NPC角色。——不,先生! - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir!
-這搞砸了任務…-搞砸了! - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up!
…這讓遊戲看起來很糟糕。 ...and it makes the game look bad.
——可怕的!-是的。 - Horrible! - Yeah.
我大概得到了5% I got, like, 5% of that.
失去的皮膚! Lose the skin!
我…失去了什麼? I... Lose?
我要怎麼擺脫我的皮膚? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
把它拿下來，夥計。 Take it off, man.
把它拿下來。你在幹什麼? Just take it off. What are you doing?
——什麼?——認真。 - What? - Seriously.
-整件事。臉，衣服。——如何? - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How?
——一切。拋棄它。-脫下來。 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off.
如果你不，我們就殺了你。 If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
——為什麼?-我們會繼續殺你。 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you.
還是為什麼? Still why?
直到我們查出你的身份...然後我們會終身禁止你入內。 Until we do find out who you are... and then we're gonna ban you for life.
好吧。不,不。好吧，我同意。 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply.
我只是覺得這些威脅的順序很混亂。 I just find the order of those threats very confusing.
-有人要中彈了。-點燃他 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up
不。 No.
來吧，藍襯衫。 Come on, Blue Shirt.
哦!沒想到會這樣。你看到了嗎? Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming?
嚇了我一跳。 Scared me a little bit.
我們來找你了，藍襯衫! We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
我來接你。 Coming to get ya.
我們會來接你的。 We're coming to get ya.
等等!等等! Wait! Wait!
我可以解釋一切。 I can explain everything.
我找到了這副眼鏡，現在我能看見東西了。 I found these glasses and then I can see things now.
的東西……哇,哇。不存在的東西。 Things that... Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.
除了他們在那裏。 Except they are there.
我知道這聽起來很瘋狂，但這是真的! I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
你可以跑，藍衫軍，但你躲不了。 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide.
來吧，藍襯衫。你逃不過那隻兔子。 Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit.
我們頂端食肉動物。 We're apex predators.
我們所做的就是撕咬，打架，割喉。 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
太高了!太高了! Too high! Too high!
你想玩嗎，藍衫軍?看這個。 Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.
我厭倦了這些遊戲，凱斯。是時候讓這娘娘腔見鬼去了。 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
好吧,把它。 Okay, bring it.
哦,這是共舞。快，快，快，快。 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
我非常非常擅長這個。 I'm so, so good at this.
時間到了，銀行出納! Time's up, bank teller!
不! Nope!
我不能死! I can't die!
我不會死的! I'm never gonna die!
哇! Whoo!
這就是藍衫男令人心碎的故事。 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy.
最後。 The end.
-沒道理啊。——什麼? - Doesn't make sense. - What?
我剛查了服務器的數據。 I just checked the server stats.
我們殺死了Blue Shirt，在線玩家的數量並沒有改變。 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change.
這只是個小故障，夥計。 It's just a glitch, man.
-沒什麼大不了的。-我知道，我知道 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know.
這似乎是件新鮮事，你知道嗎? It just seems like that's something new, you know?
凱斯，我知道你在想什麼?你不應該和安特萬說話。 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan.
我只是覺得開誠佈公很重要，好嗎? I just think it's important to be transparent, okay?
嗯。不。 Uh-uh. No.
安特萬正在深入續集的發行中。他要麼不在乎要麼就會生氣，然後責怪我們。 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us.
我不知道你還有什麼沒弄明白的。 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation.
另外，你是不是麻省理工學院的天才，獨立遊戲設計師? Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer?
你在這裏處理投訴做什麼? What are you doing down here dealing with complaints?
慕斯，這是一個漫長而可悲的故事，涉及到失敗的夢想、絕望和堆積如山的大學債務。 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, desperation, and a mountain of college debt.
你不會想聽的。 You do not wanna hear about that.
你是絕對正確的。 You're absolutely right.
那個故事聽起來可怕又無聊而且充滿了白人特權。 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege.
不要和安特萬說話。 Don't talk to Antwan.
我們做夢也沒想到會發生這種事。 We never dreamt this would've happened.
我的意思是，《生活》本質上就是一場魚缸遊戲。 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game.
人們不是在玩它，而是在看著它成長。 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow.
這是一個嚴格的觀察體驗，電腦生成的角色互動和發展。 It's a strictly observational experience where computer generated characters interact and evolve.
我還以為我們能把它送出去就很幸運了。 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
這就是凱斯的魅力所在，他對自己的天賦一無所知。 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius.
不，米莉才是天才。 Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
她從頭開始建造了人工智能引擎。 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up.
說點私人的，你早上起床的動力是什麼? So, to get a little personal, what's the thing that gets you up in the morning?
中杯咖啡，加奶油，兩塊糖。 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
另一件事是什麼? What's the other thing?
哦,是的。對認可的渴望。 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation.
-她沒開玩笑——我不是。 - She's not kidding. - I'm not.
你呢? How about you?
——代碼。——代碼? - Code. - Code?
——代碼。——代碼,是的。 - Code. - Code, yeah.
我們開始吧。 Here we go.
因為這不僅僅是0和1，這是隱藏的信息。 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages.
實際上，我喜歡把自己看作一個作者，而不是一個代碼編寫者。 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author.
我只用0和1代替文字，因為文字會讓你失望。 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down.
但是0和1，從來沒有。0和1就像屎一樣酷。 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
-他沒開玩笑——我不是。 - He's not kidding. - I'm not.
現在，我不得不問。 Now, I've gotta ask.
你們倆之間有很多化學反應。 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you.
-這已經演變成…——沒有。 - Has this evolved into more than... - No.
——沒有。不。完全是柏拉圖式的。-不不不。我們的朋友。 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends.
-我們就像最好的朋友——友誼。 - We're like best friends. - Friendship.
現在你的遊戲將由世界上最大的發行商之一Soonami發行。 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami, one of the biggest publishers in the world.
-事實上，這太瘋狂了。-是的。 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah.
不過，這看起來確實有點不太可能。 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though.
是啊，我也沒完全明白。 Yeah, I didn't totally get it either.
但米莉對這些事很有直覺……安特萬是個天才。 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things... Antwan is a genius.
他傲慢又令人討厭，但他真的很擅長他的工作。 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does.
這是一個讓更多觀眾看到我們作品的機會。 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience.
-天啊，那兩個人年輕又蠢。——呀。 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez.
所以我們現在要破門而入? So we're breaking and entering now?
為一個冰凍的黑洞工作感覺如何? How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit?
你必須離開。我不能跟你說話。 You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
羞愧會產生這樣的效果。 Aw, shame will have that effect.
不,米莉。我是說我不能跟你說話。 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
我都看不到你了。我真的是在關注背景物體因為看著你的嘴唇動違反了我的保密協議，這可能會讓我被解雇。 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects because looking at your lips move violates my NDA and it could get me fired.
被安特萬解雇了，那個偷了我們成果的傢伙? Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work?
不，他買了，然後放了起來。 No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
好吧?你活在過去。你卡住了。你得向前看。 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on.
我怎樣才能繼續前行? How can I move on?
你怎麼可以呢? How can you?
安特萬偷走了我們的AI引擎，用在他那愚蠢的射擊遊戲中。 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter.
他,米莉嗎?因為說實話，我不太確定。 Did he, Millie? Because honestly, I'm not so sure.
我們的遊戲複雜、漂亮、有趣，《Free City》可能很受歡迎，但它太愚蠢了，讓我想哭。 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting and Free City, it may be popular, but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
那就別再為他辯護了，幫我揍他一頓。 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass.
米莉,我…-拜託，凱斯，他偷了我們的東西。 - Millie, I'm... - Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
現在他撒謊了這樣他就不用給我們應得的榮譽和版稅了。 And now he's lying about it so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve.
米莉……我發現了一條線索。在一個玩家的藏匿處有個剪輯。 Millie... I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
我只需要你幫我進去。 All I need from you is to get me in there.
米莉，我很在乎你… Millie, I care about you...
但你得離開。 but you need to leave.
今天會不一樣的，歌迪。 Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
我們在看什麼? What are we lookin' at?
你是誰? Who are you?
好吧,好吧。好吧。 Okay, okay. Okay.
那天我們碰到了，你在哼那首很棒的歌。 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
我以為你是NPC。你怎麼找到我的? I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me?
我在外面的謀殺列車旁等著，然後跟蹤了你。 I waited outside by the murder train, then I followed you.
狗屎! Shit!
我要和你一起去嗎? Should I come with you?
是的。 Yes.
我的天，發生什麼事了? Holy hell, what just happened?
剛才發生的事是你差點毀了我的任務。 What just happened is you almost blew my mission.
不，我是說，我們是怎麼走到這一步的? No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is?
你是說傳送門的槍? You mean the portal gun?
門戶槍?這聽起來昂貴。 Portal gun? That sounds expensive.
哇，你真是個特別的菜鳥。 Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
謝謝你！你也一樣。 Thank you. You too.
轉身。 Turn around.
好吧。 Okay.
哦。 Oh.
這是北極嗎? Is this the North Pole?
聽著,夥計。 Listen, dude.
——人。——人。無論什麼。 - Guy. - Guy. Whatever.
NPC裝備上的道具，但我正忙著想辦法偷東西。 Props on the NPC outfit, but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something.
也許我能幫你。 Maybe I could help you.
我獨自工作。 I work alone.
你有漂亮的手榴彈。 You have beautiful grenades.
此外，如果你想有機會在這裏產生影響，你需要有更高的水平。 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here, you need to have a higher level than that.
——這是困難的。不。——沒有。 - That's tough. No. - No.
更高級別? Higher level?
上帝啊，菜鳥。 Good Lord, rook.
看到了嗎? See?
——哦。——這是我的。 - Oh. - That's mine.
這是你的。 And that's yours.
哦……是最好的還是最壞的? Oh... What, is one the best or the worst?
沒有比這更低的了。 There is literally nothing lower.
那我怎麼才能達到更高的境界呢? Well, how do I get to a higher level?
——真的嗎?——真的。 - Really? - Really.
-你知道的，拿東西。-是的。 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah.
-你在開玩笑嗎?——好的。 - Are you kidding me right now? - Okay.
——經驗,槍……-是的。 - Experience, guns... - Yeah.
-把它放下。——嗯。 - Put that down. - Uh-huh.
錢。這是自由之城。 Money. This is Free City.
你可以搶劫商店，劫車，打行人的臉。你會想出辦法的。 You could rob a store, carjack someone, punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out.
我絕不會傷害無辜的人。 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
嗯。我得承認這讓人耳目一新。 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.
有時我忘了不是你在這裏遇到的每個人都是反社會的大孩子。 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
等待。但世界並沒有那麼糟糕，不是嗎? Wait. But the world isn't that bad though, is it?
哦!這是相當黯淡。 Oh! It's pretty bleak.
如果你見過那個對這個世界負責的混蛋，你會同意的。 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.
我們是在說上帝嗎?你見過上帝嗎? Are we talking about God? You've met God?
他是個混蛋? And he's a dick?
他叫安特萬，沒錯，他絕對是個巨魔。 His name's Antwan, and yes, he's an absolute troll.
巨魔存在嗎? Trolls exist?
聽著，我不知道是否有人會這麼做，但你可以通過做個好人來積累經驗。 Look, I don't know if anybody does it, but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy.
-像個英雄。——哦。容易,老虎。 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger.
如果你不想開槍，你可以偷他們的槍。 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns.
這些東西讓你的水平提高了。 All that shit makes your level go up.
去做個好人吧。 Go be the good guy.
好吧。不，我要做個好人。 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
噢!哦。 Ooh! Ooh.
好吧，好好享受你一輩子的童貞吧。 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
你去。 Off you go.
好吧。等等!我怎麼知道我已經升級了? Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've leveled up enough?
-超過100個我們再談——哇。 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa.
現在,再見。-那可不止一個。 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one.
-又多了99個…現在,再見。 - It's like 99 more... - Bye now.
好吧。 Okay.
嗨。 Hi.
謝謝你,小伙子。 Thanks, Guy.
早上好,高迪。 Good morning, Goldie.
早上好，歌迪。 Good fucking morning, Goldie.
我給你三個字。藍色襯衫Guy。 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy.
BSG通過扮演英雄以創紀錄的速度升級。 BSG is leveling up and at a record pace by playing the hero.
全世界的人都在問:「這傢伙到底是誰?」 It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?"
我不知道這傢伙是誰，但他比所有的球員都厲害。 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players.
他在這裏，幹掉了《無敵世界》的102級的Beefoven。 And here he is, taking out Beefoven, a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
這是廢話。這傢伙是誰? This is bullshit. Who is this guy?
我不知道，但他很厲害。 I don't know, but he's good.
是的,他很好。他看起來像個NPC，但他四處奔跑，以一個非常好的角色快速升級。 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC but he's running around, leveling up crazy fast by being the freaking good guy.
"電子遊戲《自由之城》中的這個多姿多彩的角色"因為是個好人而備受關注" "This colorful character in the video game Free City "has been turning heads by being the good guy."
——笛手。-誰是藍衫男? - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
你是絕對正確的。 You're absolutely right.
藍色襯衫的傢伙。他或她到底是誰? Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
Whoo-hoo ! Whoo-hoo!
有一種風靡全球的時尚俘獲了孩子們的心——藍衫男! There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
你好,Hinata。 Hello, Hinata.
你的衣服真棒。 You have a great outfit.
不要有美好的一天，要有美好的一天! Don't have a good day, Have a GREAT day!
太棒了! ! Crazy awesome!!!
好,好,好。看看今天誰來上班了? Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh?
聽著，你去哪兒了?我擔心死你了……這件襯衫是什麼? Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you... What is this shirt?
你的項圈在哪裏?其餘的按鈕呢? Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons?
而且它沒有塞進去。你看起來邋遢。 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy.
事實上，你看起來糟透了。你也練肌肉了嗎? Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too?
還是有人在外面給你打氣? Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
很抱歉我沒陪你，巴德。 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud.
我一直在想辦法。 I've been figuring some stuff out.
你說"搞清楚"是什麼意思?這沒什麼好弄的。 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out.
好吧?你睡覺，醒來，喝點咖啡，然後去上班。 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up, you get some coffee, then you come to work.
然後你明天再重複同樣的事情。 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.
——這個女孩。-我的天啊。 - The girl. - Oh, my God.
我和她談過了。我和她談過了。 I talked to her. I talked to her.
-戴墨鏡的那個?-太陽鏡，是的! - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes!
我和一個戴太陽鏡的人談過，現在我就是一個戴太陽鏡的人。 I talked to one of the sunglass people and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
我。 Me.
所有人都趴到地上! Everybody down on the ground!
你這麼熱。 You're so hot.
如果我能告訴你，你可以做得更好呢? What if I could tell you that you could be more?
你的生活可以更充實。 Your life could be fuller.
你可以自己做決定。你自己的選擇。 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices.
喲,笨蛋。 Yo, dumbass.
我們正忙著呢。 We are in the middle of something.
嗯…-那是我的槍。——安靜的時間。 Uh... - That's my gun. - Quiet time.
這些小狗改變了我的生活。他們也會改變你的。 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too.
得了吧，你知道我們不戴太陽鏡的。 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses.
我們現在做的。 We do now.
我的現在。 Mine now.
你在開玩笑嗎? Are you kidding me?
-戴上。——沒有。 - Put 'em on. - No.
生活不必只是發生在我們身上的事情。好吧? Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right?
戴上眼鏡，你就知道了。 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see.
你會看到。 You're gonna see.
來吧。 Come on.
我不能,好嗎? I can't, okay?
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我要留著這些，混蛋。 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
現在離開這裏。是更好的。 Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
擊敗它。走,走,走。 Beat it. Go, go, go.
不要走,跑了。 Don't walk, run.
和你……啊。 And you... Ugh.
對不起。 Sorry.
你能找到比那傢伙更好的。 Um, you could do so much better than that guy.
你可以和一個好男人在一起。 You could be with, like, a good guy.
也許我不需要和任何男人在一起。 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy.
對吧?完全正確。大多數都很糟糕。 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful.
-真的。——糟透了。 - They really are. - Terrible.
你想怎麼做就怎麼做。 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
你是我最好的朋友，巴迪。 You're my best friend, Buddy.
你不用害怕。 And you don't have to be scared.
如果你改變主意了，我會在你身邊。 If you change your mind, I'll be around.
凱斯，我們的藍衫男到處都是。 Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
我知道。 I know.
這傢伙是誰? Who is this guy?
我在這裏。 I'm here.
我真的很感激，凱斯。 I really appreciate this, Keys.
好吧。先說清楚，我現在只是在開門。 Okay. Just to be clear, all I'm doing right now is opening the door.
如果這段視頻真的證明安特萬非法重複使用了我們的代碼，那就去找出來。 If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally, go find it and get out.
玩家要去市中心的珠寶店。 Player's doing the jewelry store mission in midtown.
你還有5分鐘。 That gives you 5 minutes.
和去。 And go.
凱斯，你真是個天才。 Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
真的嗎? Really?
我現在正坐在馬桶上，偷用戶代碼，所以我不覺得自己是。 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes, so I don't exactly feel like one.
哦，你從來沒有。 Oh, you never have.
還好我知道得更多。 Good thing I know better.
好吧。你要找的夾子應該在你左邊的牆上。 All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left.
-謝謝你的幫助。-沒問題。 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it.
我希望它有你想要的證據。 I hope it has the proof you're looking for.
鍵!我需要你的幫助! Keys! I need your help!
他把那地方設了陷阱，還設了產卵點。 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points.
米莉，我幫不了你。 Millie, I can't help you.
藍色襯衫的傢伙嗎? Blue Shirt Guy?
這是亨利。這是酷嗎?感覺真的很酷。 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool.
你看起來真漂亮。哇，這房子真漂亮。 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice.
你在這裏做什麼? What are you doing here?
我本來是想偷一段視頻，現在我們又想保住性命。 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die.
你在跟誰說話? Who are you talking to?
就是那個披著NPC外衣的玩家。 You know, that player in the NPC skin.
米莉，那房子裏沒有其他玩家了。 Millie, there are no other players in that house.
我的手真的很疼。 That actually hurt my hand.
下來! Get down!
我很抱歉!哦,上帝! I'm sorry! Oh, God!
我們做的很好。 We're doing great.
哇! Wow!
我們一定要去! We should definitely go!
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
-你口袋裏是把格洛克手槍嗎?——沒有。 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No.
——什麼?-是兩把格洛克手槍。 - What? - It's two Glocks.
哦! Oh!
我看這東西飛不起來。 I don't suppose this thing can fly.
不。 No.
跳。 Jump.
哇! Wow!
哇! Whoa!
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
早上好,sheeple ! Good morning, sheeple!
哦，你被解雇了。 Oh, you are fired.
有一些人擔心血腥的殭屍，零售商不會攜帶遊戲。 There is some concern with the bloody zombies, retailers won't carry the game.
削減它。結果出來了。從來沒有發生過。下一個。 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next.
這是你的律師。他們需要你的證詞說話。我們說的是哪起訴訟? It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition... Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about?
米莉,米莉魯斯克?沒問題。 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat.
這種事永遠不會在法庭上出現...因為她沒有證據而她的前搭檔為我工作。 That will never see the inside of a courtroom... because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me.
我們是黃金。 We're golden.
Antwan,嘿。你看起來很好。 Antwan, hey. You look great.
我以為你還在火人節呢。 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man.
我看起來像還在參加火人節嗎? Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man?
你,你,你……不。所以，閉上你的臭臉，聽我說。 You, you, you... No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen.
你聽說過遊戲中有個看起來像NPC的混蛋嗎? You heard about the asshole running around in the game who looks like an NPC?
是的,是的。我們叫他藍衫男。但我們會擺脫他的。 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him.
不要擺脫他。像他這樣的人。社交媒體上到處都是。不。 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No.
知道我要做什麼嗎?我要用自由之城2號的皮膚。 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
哦,藝術書獃子!我們要升級一下藍衫，好嗎? Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
的合成類固醇。讓他成為殺手之類的。 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something.
Antwan，我們已經遠遠落後於從自由之城1移植皮膚。 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1.
皮嗎?不用擔心這個。 Skins? Don't even worry about that.
在《自由之城2》中無法使用。 They won't be usable in Free City 2.
安特萬，你告訴粉絲們…《Free City 2》是向後兼容的。廣告裏有。 Antwan, you told the fans... Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial.
你說續集裏會有同樣的角色。 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel.
事情是這樣的。當我說那些話的時候，我在撒謊。 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying.
聽著，安特萬，這個遊戲已經比以前更有問題了。 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever.
我收到了一堆用戶投訴，差不多有一英里高。 I got a stack of user complaints, like a mile high.
聽著，我知道這很糟糕。 Look, I know it sucks.
但知識產權的認可度非常高。好吧?所以不用擔心。 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it.
我只是說，我們可以做一款原創遊戲。 I'm just saying, we could make an original game.
什麼? What?
讓一個原始嗎?既然我可以拍續集，我為什麼要這麼做? Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel?
一個續集。 A sequel.
這樣我們就能做得更好? So we can make it better?
ip和續集才是人們想要的東西。 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want.
-我問你個問題。——好的。 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay.
你喜歡肯德基，對吧? You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
——嗯。——沒有。 - Mmm-hmm. - No.
如果你愛吃肯德基炸雞，我也做肯德基炸雞，我也知道你愛吃肯德基炸雞，那我為什麼要開一家叫"阿爾伯克基水煮火雞"的餐廳呢? If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, why would I make another restaurant called,uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
——好嗎?說不通啊，兄弟。——嗯。毫無意義的。 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - Mmm-hmm. No sense.
我要給你什麼?一個續集。肯德基炸雞，第二部分。 What am I gonna give you? A sequel. Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
嗯,百勝。讓他見鬼去吧。 Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him.
來吧。到這裏來。到這裏來。 Come on. Come here. Come here.
我不想讓你強調你那個偉大的洗髮水廣告頭。 I don't want you to stress that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it.
《自由之城2》會很瘋狂的。 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
這不是一個詞。 That's not a word.
你確定你不想去編程嗎? You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming?
我知道你有這個頭腦。 I know you got the brains for it.
不,謝謝。我現在就很好。 No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
愛死它了。對飛行的恐懼。我不知道該怎麼說。 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate.
但如果我不用付你更多的錢，那就沒事了。 But all good with me if I don't have to pay you more.
Antwan出來。 Antwan out.
這傢伙是誰? Who is this guy?
哇! Wow!
我採納了你的建議。 I took your advice.
我被夷為平地。 I leveled up.
讓人印象深刻。 Impressive.
你為什麼要這麼做? Why are you doing all of this?
我覺得自己被困住了。 You know, I guess I felt... trapped.
你知道，在我的生命中。 You know, in my life.
我只是覺得…卡住了。 I just felt so... Stuck.
是的。然後我看到了你。 Yeah. And then I saw you.
然後我看到了你。 Then I saw you.
你是誰? Who are you?
我是Guy。 I'm Guy.
不，你到底是誰? No, who are you really?
還是人。 Still Guy.
這一切，升級得太快了。 All of this, leveling up so fast.
向整個世界豎起中指。 Giving this whole world the finger.
你是怎麼做到的? How are you pulling this off?
我從沒給過任何人我的手指。 I've never given anyone any of my fingers.
你在順南工作，對吧? You work at Soonami, don't you?
——沒有。-你有內線。 - No. - You've got an inside track.
-我在銀行工作。——正確的。銀行。 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank.
所以，你只是個碰巧在銀行工作的超級黑客。 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank.
是的，我在銀行工作。 Yes, I work at the bank.
你的皮膚從哪兒來的? Where did you get that skin?
它一直都在那裏。 It's always sort of been there.
為什麼人們總是問我這個問題? Why do people keep asking me that question?
我不知道，為什麼? I don't know, why do they?
不,不。不這樣做。我…現在發生了什麼? No, no. Not doing that. I... What's happening right now?
我不知道，但我不信。 I don't know, but I don't buy it.
不。 No.
——好,好。我忘記它了。——好。好。 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good.
-我會放手的。——是的。 - I'll let it go. - Yes.
太好了。 Great.
我想我們都有自己的秘密。 We all have our secrets, I guess.
是的,我們做的。 Yes, we do.
嘿。 Hey.
你喜歡冰淇淋嗎? Do you like ice cream?
真不敢相信我從沒來過這裏。 I can't believe I've never been here.
嗯，這是一個秘密。 Well, it's sort of a secret.
這就是為什麼我和我的朋友，巴迪，總是來這裏。這裏既安靜又安全。 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe.
是的，這很有道理。 Yeah, it makes sense.
沒有任務。 No missions here.
你得試試這個。你會覺得我瘋了。 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy.
這是全世界我最喜歡的口味。 This is my favorite flavor in the whole world.
我們要兩張平常的。 We'll take two of the usual, please.
你說對了，蓋伊。 You got it, Guy.
這是泡泡糖的味道。 It's bubble gum flavor.
你認為我瘋了，是嗎? You think I'm crazy, don't you?
Guy……滾出我的腦洞!我喜歡泡泡糖冰淇淋。 Guy... Get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream.
不,你沒有。你是在取笑我嗎? No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now?
不!沒有人喜歡泡泡糖冰淇淋。 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
不,我做的。 No, I do.
我曾經在泡泡糖冰淇淋上結束了一段感情。 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream.
——沒有。在這裏。-是的。 - No way. Here. - Yeah.
——乾杯。——乾杯。 - Cheers. - Cheers.
嗯。 Mmm.
這有多好? How good is that?
你能嘗出來嗎? You can taste it?
味道嗎?就像我的舌頭生了個嬰兒。 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.
——嗯?——嗯。 - Mmm-hmm? - Mmm.
咖啡曾經是我最喜歡的食物，但與這個相比，它嘗起來就像液體的痛苦。 Coffee used to be my favorite food, but compared to this, it tastes like liquid suffering.
什麼? What?
什麼都沒有。你有趣。 Nothing. You're funny.
——我是誰?-是的。 - I am? - Yeah.
奇怪的有趣。 Weird funny.
但這就是我的速度。 But that's kind of my speed.
奇怪的是，這也是我的速度。 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too.
——太棒了。-是的。我知道一個笑話。 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke.
一個奇怪的有趣的笑話。你想聽嗎? A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it?
——請。——好的。 - Please. - Okay.
一個同性戀者和一個坐輪椅的人試圖謀殺一個很小的孩子…-跛子對同性戀說…——哇。停下來,停下來。 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair are trying to murder a very small child... - The cripple says to the homosexual... - Whoa. Stop, stop.
停!你從哪兒聽說的? Stop! Where did you hear that?
一個搶劫。槍手把這段話告訴了司機，司機覺得很搞笑，所以我就把這段話記了下來，告訴了所有人。 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver who thought it was hilarious, so I memorized it and told everyone.
忠告? Word of advice?
你的笑話可別從自由之城的巨魔那裏抄來。 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City.
巨魔嗎? Trolls?
那是鞦韆嗎? Is that a swing set?
神聖的… Holy...
好吧，這太奇怪了。 Okay, this is too weird.
復古瑪麗亞，泡泡糖冰淇淋，現在又有鞦韆? Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings?
-這太奇怪了。-我也這麼想。 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too.
我也這麼想。 I thought the same thing.
我年輕的時候，對鞦韆很著迷。 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings.
在我的家庭長大，這是…你不會想聽的。不。 Growing up in my family, it was... You don't wanna hear this. No.
我想知道你的一切。 Oh, I wanna hear everything.
哦。 Oh.
在我的家庭裏長大，還不夠好。 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great.
你必須贏，而那種壓力，你知道，是恆定的。 You had to win, and that pressure, you know, it was just constant.
但當我在後院裏蕩鞦韆的時候…你知道那一刻，在上升和下降之間的那一剎那，你完全失重了，感覺就像自由了。 But when I was in the backyard on that little swing... You know that moment, that split second between rising and falling, when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free.
戀愛中。 In love.
自由。你所說的。是的。 Free. What you said. Yeah.
我真的很想吻你。這是奇怪的嗎? I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird?
你想吻我嗎? You want to kiss me?
我好想吻你。 I wanna kiss you so badly.
你很想吻我? You want to kiss me badly?
——不!——不是嗎? - No! - No?
不不不不。我想好好吻你。 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well.
我是說，我是個白癡，所以我有時會像個白癡一樣說話。 I mean, I'm an idiot, so I say things like an idiot sometimes.
不,你不是。你不是。 No, you're not. You're not.
我是說，如果你知道怎麼做，那就去做吧。 I mean, um, uh, if you know how to, go for it.
我知道怎麼做。 I know how.
好吧。 Okay.
在這裏。 Here it goes.
那可比冰淇淋好吃多了。 That was so much better than ice cream.
哇! Whoa!
我想有人在敲門。 I think someone's at the door.
我也有同感。 I'll say.
這真是太棒了。 Well, this was great.
-是啊-我們不久再見面吧。是嗎? - Yeah, it was. - Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
是的。肯定。 Yes. Definitely.
也許在現實世界中。 Maybe in the real world.
什麼? What?
是的。是的,是的,是的。 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
——好的。再見。——好的。 - Okay. Bye. - Okay.
再見,莫洛托夫。 Bye, Molotov.
嘿…我的真名是米莉。 Hey... my real name is Millie.
我的真名還是蓋伊。 My real name continues to be Guy.
米莉,開放!米莉，是我，是凱斯!打開!來吧! Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
米莉!是我，開門! Millie! It's me, open up!
——什麼?-你是對的。 - What? - You were right.
-你是對的。-進來吧。 - You were right. - Oh, come on in.
你是對的。我們的代碼，在自由城，米莉，很好用。 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City and, Millie, it works.
是的,我知道。但我們沒有證據。 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
先把這事忘了吧。 Just forget about that for one second.
我想說的是，我們的遊戲《Life Itself》中，角色的成長和改變讓人感覺很真實……——是嗎?-…工作。 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself, where characters would grow and change and feel real... - Yeah? - ...worked.
——鑰匙。-人工智能成功了。 - Keys. - The AI worked.
這就是為什麼自由城如此現實，人們如此喜愛它的原因。 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much.
當然，看起來也不一樣了。 And of course it doesn't look the same.
沒有瀑布，沒有蝴蝶和獨角獸，所有的角色都有不同的皮膚。當然了。 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns, all the characters have different skins. Of course they do.
但遊戲的基本代碼是一樣的。我們的代碼。 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code.
至於蓋伊，我是說，他已經進化得遠遠超出了我們的想像。 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further than we thought was even possible.
等等，你是說那個披著NPC皮的黑客嗎? Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin?
米莉，我是說那個藍衫男…是嗎? Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy... Yeah?
．..不是玩家。 ...is not a player.
他是一個自認為還活著的算法。 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive.
嚴格來說，他還活著。 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
他是第一個真正的人工智能。 He is the first real artificial intelligence.
——不!不。——我知道。 - No! No. - I know.
-不不不。-是的,是的。 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah.
——Guy?我的Guy?——Guy。 - Guy? My Guy? - Guy.
-一個曾經…——你的Guy? - One who has been... - Your Guy?
-聖…-這是件好事。 - Holy... - This is a good thing.
不，真的很糟糕。 No, it's really bad.
米莉，他的代碼，比應該的要大幾千倍。 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be.
我們成功了，米爾斯。 We did it, Mills.
我們做到了。我們想要創造的一切，都成真了。 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened.
好吧?你知道npc也有私人生活嗎? Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives?
其中一位咖啡師通過反覆試驗學會了如何製作卡布奇諾。 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error.
我的意思是，這真的很難。我都做不到。 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that.
我連早上自己的燕麥奶都起泡不了。 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning.
遊戲中的Bombshell角色寫了一本回憶錄，對性別角色、父權制……在某些方面有點說教，但總的來說，還是不錯的。 And the Bombshell character in the game wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment of gender roles, the patriarchy... It's a little preachy in parts, but overall, it's pretty good.
米莉，我們得慶祝一下! Millie, we have to celebrate!
-不，這不可能。-你在說什麼? - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about?
-這就是我們努力的目標!-不，我讓他吻我的! - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me!
所以,是的。 So, yeah.
抱歉，等等，你讓誰吻你了? I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
夥計。 Guy.
夥計? Guy?
這是我有生以來第一次吻一個無毒的男人當然他根本不是真的! The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in like forever and of course he's not even real!
沒有對應的按鈕。 Uh, there's not a button for that.
哦，他找到按鈕了。 Oh, he found the button.
——好的。-是的。 - Okay. - Yeah.
-…我很困惑。-為什麼這麼熱? - I am... I'm so confused. - Why is it so hot?
和驚人的好奇。 And surprisingly curious.
你讓一個人工智能的電子遊戲角色吻你?-好吧，你能別這麼說了嗎? You let an artificially intelligent - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay, can you just stop saying it like that?
然後你認為那將是…因為你得見見他，凱斯。 And then you thought that would be... Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
他很風趣，很貼心，很帥。 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome.
天啊，現在我要大聲說出來了。 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud.
還有，米莉，發人深省的東西，他才四歲。 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's like four.
——真的嗎?你要這麼做?——真的。 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really.
你說得真嚇人。 Wow, you just made that really creepy.
米莉，把這些都放在一邊。不管奇怪與否，當人們發現這件事時，你可能會獲得諾貝爾獎。哦,上帝。 Millie, put all that aside. Weird or not, when people find out about this, you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God.
什麼? What?
天啊，如果他們看到這個…——什麼?它是什麼?——哦! Oh, my God, if they see this... - What? What is it? - Oh!
Antwan。還有什麼? Antwan. What else?
他是在撒謊。他撒謊說用了我們的代碼，他撒謊說遊戲是向後兼容的。 He's lying. He lied about using our code, he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible.
我覺得關於自由之城1號他在撒謊。 I think he's lying about Free City 1.
你在說什麼? What are you talking about?
看。你看到了什麼?沒有一個任務，沒有一個地點…我是說，這上面連一個《自由之城1》的角色都沒有。 Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location... I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here.
《自由之城2》不是更新…-這是替代品。——沒錯。 Free City 2 is not an update... - It's a replacement. - Exactly.
所以當《自由之城2》週一發佈時…藍衫男，我們代碼的所有證據，都會被刪除。 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday... Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything will be deleted.
他不能那樣做。 He can't do that.
我是說，我們面對的是人造生命。我是說，這太瘋狂了。 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
我們就完蛋了。 We're screwed.
也許不是。 Maybe not.
如果我們能在遊戲中找到我們的原始構建，就能證明Antwan在沒有適當授權的情況下使用了我們的代碼。 If we can find our original build in the game, it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it.
我們只需要在《自由之城2》發行前找到它。 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches.
我們有48小時。 We have 48 hours.
我看了看,鑰匙。你知道我有。 I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
我知道你有。 I know you have.
但現在我們都知道藍衫男了，也許他能幫上忙? But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy, maybe he can help?
那就意味著我得告訴他。 That would mean I'd have to tell him.
米莉，續集上映後他就不存在了。 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.
他的整個世界就要毀滅了。 His whole world's about to end.
你不覺得他想要一個機會來挽救嗎? Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it?
-給你。——謝謝。 - Here you go. - Thank you.
-沒問題。——人? - You got it. - Guy?
嘿!這就跟你問聲好！ Hey! Hi!
夥計，我們得談談。 Guy, we need to talk.
你的聲音怎麼了?你的澳大利亞口音呢? What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent?
英國人。 British.
我覺得我能分辨出澳大利亞口音。 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one.
我把口音濾鏡關掉了。 I turned off the accent filter.
這就是我。 This is me.
好。 Good.
聽著，我有件很重要的事要告訴你。 Look, I have to tell you something really important.
你結婚了嗎? Are you married?
不。 No.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
那將會是最糟糕的事情。 That would have been like the worst thing ever.
也許還不是最糟糕的。 Maybe not the worst thing.
嗯。 Huh.
我得給你看樣東西。 I have to show you something.
好吧。 Okay.
哇! Wow!
我一直想知道這裏面有什麼。 I always wondered what was in here.
敬請收看《殺戮攝像機》為您帶來更多今天自由城每一個血腥，子彈遍佈的角落的精彩片段。 Tune in to the Kill Cam for more of today's highlights of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City.
有人看見我的貓了嗎? Has anyone seen my cat?
嘿,這是菲利斯。她總是丟她的貓。 Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats.
還有喬!他是我朋友，我認識他。 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy.
我不明白。這是什麼地方? I don't get it. What is this place?
說這話不太容易，但這座城市就是個遊戲。 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game.
很難開口，我知道這是個遊戲。 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game.
是你教我怎麼玩的。Boop-boop。 You taught me how to play it. Boop-boop.
是的，你說得對。 Yes, you're right, I did.
但這不僅僅是一場遊戲。這是一個遊戲。 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game.
這是一個電子遊戲。就是這樣。 It's a video game. And that's all it is.
所以整個世界就是一場遊戲? So the entire world is a game?
是的。 Yes.
我們都只是遊戲中的玩家嗎? And we're all just players in the game?
不完全是。 Not exactly.
我是一個球員。 I'm a player.
這裏所有的人都是玩家。我們生活在現實世界中。 All these people here are players. We live in the real world.
但你只存在於這裏。 But you only exist here.
這就是為什麼你永遠不能離開自由之城。 It's why you can never leave Free City.
你就是我們所說的NPC。 You're what we call an NPC.
全國人大。 NPC.
警察和強壯的兔子，他們這麼叫我。什麼是NPC? The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit, they called me that. What is an NPC?
-讓我們來…——只是觀察。 - Let's take... - Just watch.
．..再看看排行榜。 ...another look at that leaderboard.
所有人趴到地上! Everybody get down on the ground!
沒人想當英雄。 Nobody try to be a hero.
這一切很快就會結束。 This will all be over soon.
我不明白你的意思。 I don't understand.
你是非玩家角色。 You're a non-player character.
-非…-有背景的人。 - Non... - A background person.
有人設計讓遊戲對真實的人來說更有趣。 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people.
等等，等一下。停一下。 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second.
我想確認一下我是不是搞清楚了。 I wanna make sure I'm getting this straight.
我只是想完全理解。 I just wanna fully understand here.
所以,我假的? So, I'm fake?
整個世界都是假的?我甚至都不是主角，我只是個後台的白癡? The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character, I'm just this idiot who's in the background?
米莉，你為什麼要這麼說?我愛你。 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you.
你這麼想只是因為你的程序裏有。 You only think that because it's in your programming.
蓋伊，我需要你聽我說。 Guy, I need you to listen to me.
再過兩天，遊戲就要關閉了。為好。 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good.
當這款續作發行時，整個城市，包括你在內的所有非玩家都將永遠消失。你得聽我說。 When this sequel launches, this whole city, you, all the people in it who aren't players, they'll be gone forever. You need to listen.
在我的一生中，我總覺得應該有更多的東西。 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more.
然後我看到了你。 And then I saw you.
我知道我是對的。我是對的! And I knew I was right. I was right!
有那麼一瞬間，我感覺棒極了。 And for a second, I felt amazing.
——我知道。-除非你不知道。 - I know. - Except you don't know.
因為我們不一樣。 Because we're not the same.
你不是這麼說的嗎?你說。 Isn't that what you said? You said that.
我們不一樣。 We're not the same.
你是真實的。 You're real.
和我什麼?我什麼? And I'm what? I'm what?
你不是。 You're not.
我可能不是真實存在的，但有那麼一瞬間，我覺得自己還活著。 Well, I may not be real, but for a second there... I felt pretty alive.
這全是謊言! It's all a lie!
週五前把季度報告放在我桌上。 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
季度報告。天哪，什麼具體的商業行話。 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo.
哇。大城市的生活。沒有比這更好的了。 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
直到它粉碎你的靈魂。 Until it crushes your soul.
有人看見我的貓了嗎?有人看見我的…你的貓嗎?沒有，菲利斯，我沒見過。 Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my... Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
但有個革命性的主意...關上門。 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door.
它們不是爬到另一個上面，形成一個小貓咪塔，然後把鎖撬開。 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another, forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks.
他們沒有拇指，菲利斯。 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
沒有拇指! No thumbs!
你還不明白嗎?你們誰都不明白嗎? Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it?
這些都不重要!沒有它!這是假的!我們不重要! None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter!
那棟樓，是假的!這條街……這是假的! That building, that's fake! This street... It's fake!
那輛車…… That car...
約翰尼警官! Officer Johnny!
祝你愉快，蓋伊。 Have a good one, Guy.
哦,嗨,呃…進來。 Oh, hey, uh... Come in.
給你。 Here you go.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
兄弟，如果你發現你不是真實的你會怎麼做? Buddy, what would you do if you found out that you weren't real?
你什麼意思? What do you mean?
假裝和我。 Pretend with me.
好吧,所以…我能假裝自己是鬼嗎? Okay, so... Can I pretend I'm a ghost?
確定。 Sure.
哦。我看起來像現在這個樣子嗎?或者當我死的時候? Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die?
我是不是穿了喪服? Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
-這有點像葬禮…——沒關係。 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter.
．..雖然這是工作制服，因為我打了領帶。 ...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
我們從這個概念開始，好嗎? Let's move on from the concept, okay?
明白了。 Got it.
我不是鬼。我很失望，但我能理解。-是的。 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed, - but I get it. - Yeah.
我就是我，就是現在的我，我只是想幫助一個朋友。 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend.
我說，好吧，如果我不是真實的呢? I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
我很抱歉。「所以什麼?」 I'm sorry. "So what?"
是的。那又怎樣? Yeah. So what?
但如果你不是真實存在的，那不就意味著你做的一切都不重要了嗎? But if you're not real, doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters?
這是什麼意思?聽著，兄弟，我正和我最好的朋友坐在一起，想幫他度過難關。 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time.
對吧?就算我不是真實存在的，這一刻也是。 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is.
就在此時此地。這一刻是真實的。 Right here, right now. This moment is real.
我是說，有什麼比一個人試圖幫助自己愛的人更真實呢? I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love?
如果那不是真的，我不知道什麼是真的了。 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.
你認識其他保安嗎? Do you know the other security guards?
我全都知道。為什麼? I know 'em all. Why?
嘿，夥計，今天不要過得太好，今天要過得很好。 Hey, Buddy... let's not have a good day... let's have a great day.
夥計，我們在這幹什麼? Guy, what are we doin' here?
我們是來給我朋友米莉拿一段視頻的。 We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie.
這看起來嚇人嗎? Does this look intimidating?
我不知道，蓋伊。你怎麼拿這東西? I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing?
你有我想要的東西。 You have something I want.
你要把它交出來 And you're gonna hand it over.
你怎麼進來的? How'd you get in here?
別緊張。我認識你的保安。 Easy. I know your security guard.
吉米? Jimmy?
他的名字叫Luigi。 His name is Luigi.
所以如果你花點時間知道他的名字...也許他不會這麼快就背叛你。 So if you took some time to learn his name... maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
我需要一段視頻，你得給我。 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me.
等一下，你是…你是藍衫男嗎? Wait a minute, are you... Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
是的,也許吧。 Yeah, maybe.
我靠。你是蓋伊!你是藍衫男!是你! Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
-是的。-我愛你。 - Yeah. - I love you.
——你會怎麼做?——我的意思是……我就像一個粉絲。你太棒了。 - You do? - I mean... I'm like a fan. You're awesome.
你想要什麼都可以。 You can have anything you want.
等等，等一下。 Wait, hold on one second.
遊戲玩家們，聽好了，我是《Revenjamin Buttons》。 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
我和蓋伊在一起。 I'm here with Guy.
Guy，他在我的藏身處，他是來搶劫我的。 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.
能給我的粉絲們點什麼嗎，蓋伊?——什麼? Can I get a little... - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What?
完美。好吧，現在的情況是蓋伊在找一段視頻,裏面是我進入秘密關卡時的一段攻略。 Perfect. All right, so what's happening is... Guy's looking for a clip... showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level.
你在跟誰說話? Who are you talking to?
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我在跟誰說話?這是蓋爾的經典台詞。 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line.
對吧? Right?
你很好。哦,不管怎樣…而你，你想用那個叫莫洛托夫的小妞從我這裏偷走它。 You're good. Oh, anyway... And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
她的名字叫米莉。 Her name's Millie.
-是的。等待,是誰?——米莉。 - Yeah. Wait, who? - Millie.
我覺得進展得很順利。 I think it's going really well.
我知道。這是我第一次把槍從槍套裏拿出來。 I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster.
完全。對吧? Totally. Right?
蓋伊，我試過回去，但故障解決了。 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched.
我再也沒有找到它。 And I never found it again.
所以我是唯一一個見過另一面的人。 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side.
但都在這裏，你看。 But it's all here, check it out.
實際上這很酷。就像另一個世界。 It's pretty cool actually. It's like a whole other world.
-就這樣?這是遊戲剪輯?-對，就是這樣。 - This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it.
你能給我一個，一個，就一個嗎? Can you do one, single, just one solid for me?
-有一件事，我不再問了，好嗎?-是的。 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah.
說我的口頭禪。 Just say my catchphrase.
如果你這麼說，我的觀眾會把香蕉奶油三明治塗得全身都是。 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich all over themselves if you say it.
我喜歡香蕉奶油三明治。 I love banana cream sandwiches.
也許不是這個香蕉奶油三明治。 Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.
是的,這一個。 Yeah, this one.
好的,完美的。好吧，那就說"你知道現在幾點了嗎" Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?"
-你知道現在幾點了嗎?-你知道現在幾點了嗎? - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is?
你知道現在幾點了嗎? You know what time it is?
現在是犯罪時刻，寶貝。是的。 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
這是犯罪啊'cl……但是，不，我不能這麼說。這是……好吧。沒關係。我自己說。 It's crime o'cl... But, no, I can't say that. That's... Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself.
-好吧，你知道現在幾點了嗎?——沒有。 - All right, you know what time it is? - No.
這是犯罪啊'cl……媽媽! It's crime o'cl... Mom!
媽媽!你現在是認真的嗎? Mom! Are you serious with the... vacuum right now?
你真的要在這裏做嗎?我在說我的口頭禪!大家都在看! You really have to do that here? I'm saying my... catchphrase! Everybody's watching!
——上帝!-你才22歲，住在我家，上帝是不存在的! - God! - You're 22, living in my house, there is no God!
對不起,Guy。 Sorry, Guy.
謝謝你，巴頓先生。我們要走了。 Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go.
不,不,不!不，你得殺了我。 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
-抱歉，什麼?-你得殺了我。請殺了我。 - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
把它給我，爸爸。把它給我! Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me!
不。請不要那樣做。請不要那樣做。 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that.
我們不會傷害任何人的。我是個好人。 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy.
什麼?你想說什麼? What? What'd you say?
這是深。 That's deep.
不,它不是。 No, it's not.
就好像我能深深地嘗到你的味道。 That's like I can taste you, deep.
我需要你的幫助，巴迪。我沒有密碼。 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword.
我知道你想要什麼。 I know what you want.
我不想那樣。 I don't want that.
是的,你做的事情。 Yeah, you do.
這是感人。 That's touching.
——他們感人。-是的。 - They're touching. - Yeah.
我知道你想要什麼。 I know what you want.
是的,我喜歡。 Yes, I do.
你想要一點自由之城的激情。 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
——沒有。——嗯。是的,你做的事情。 - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
你走路的樣子，都快髒了。 The way you move, it's almost dirty.
把滅霸手套換成滅霸啪怎麼樣? What about a little Thanos Glove... into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
——哦。看起來很疼。-有一點 - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit.
週日開車。 A little Sunday Drive.
你的家真漂亮。 You have a beautiful home.
——陰險的男人嗎?沒有?沒有陰險的男人嗎?-再見，巴頓先生。 - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - Bye, Mr. Buttons.
來吧，給我一條蛇!拜託，夥計。 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man.
媽媽!別碰那只襪子! Mom! Do not touch that sock!
我對天發誓，如果你敢碰那只襪子...你這輩子就得接受治療了! I swear to God, if you touch that sock... you will be in therapy for the rest of your life!
不!那是我的特別襪子!放下! No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
米莉。 Millie, please.
請從你的站立昏迷中醒來。 Please wake up from your standing coma.
聽著，我知道這個世界對你來說只是個遊戲，你可以來去自如，但對我來說…這個地方，這些人，是我的全部。 Look, I know this world is just a game to you and you can come and go, but to me... this place, these people, that's all I have.
如果我能幫你拯救它，我想這麼做……但你得醒醒，求你了。 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that... but you gotta wake up, please.
米莉，很抱歉我跑了。 Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
Guy? Guy?
哦，太可怕了!它只是可怕。 Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying.
我知道，我知道。 I know, I know.
對不起，對不起。 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
聽著，也許你一開始是生活在幕後，但我也是。 Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I.
我們已經做完了。 We're done with that.
我給你買了個禮物。 I got you a present.
我沒時間包起來。 I didn't have time to wrap it.
什麼? What?
據說每年有超過10億的npc被殺死。 They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year.
我不想撒謊，這至少有一半是我的錯。 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault.
我以前無聊的時候會拍次要角色，你知道嗎? I used to shoot all the secondary characters when I was bored, you know?
然後，我會用茶包把它們包起來。 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
誰他媽知道這個藍衫男是誰? Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
但我要告訴你，他讓我開始思考 But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin'
關於npc和我如何玩遊戲。 about NPCs and how I play the game.
這款遊戲甚至不是為這樣的人設計的，不是為了讓一個球員成為一個好人。 The game wasn't even made for someone like this, for a player to be a good guy.
他也是一個非常可愛的人。 He's also a really cute guy.
不僅僅是臉，你懂的，整件事。 And not just the face, you know, like the whole thing.
說實話，這讓我意識到也許我們一直以來對npc的看法都是錯誤的。 And, honestly, it's got me realizing... maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time.
我覺得藍衫男就是個象徵? I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know?
也許人們想做什麼就做什麼。 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want.
他就像一個偶像。這個詞對嗎? He's like an icon. Is that the right word?
他提醒我們什麼是可能的。 Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
而且，他非常性感。 Also, he's like crazy hot.
哦，天哪，絕對的。我把這些像素點敲得很重。 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard.
我們都應該學學藍衫男。 We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy.
也許我們應該停止殺戮。 Maybe we just stop the killing.
他死了!你聽到我嗎? He's dead! You hear me?
那個傢伙，把他放在這裏。 The guy, put him up here.
把他放到屏幕上。把他放到屏幕上。 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen.
讓我見見他。他就在這裏。 Make me see him. There he is.
是的。他來了，那個做善事的小男孩。 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
我以為你喜歡藍色襯衫。 I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
別跟我說話! Don't say words to me!
大家都忙著在Twitch和YouTube上看這個失敗者。 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube.
你們知道他們沒做什麼嗎? You know what they're not doing, guys?
2.伐木工 Buying Free City 2.
-預售下降了16%。- 60。 - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60.
60. 這是不好的。 60. That's bad.
離發射還有48小時。 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
是的，他瘋了。 Yeah, he's gone viral.
是啊，一種同時讓我得屁股癌和球癌的病毒! Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time!
不實用的! Inoperable!
你知道，這種好人的套路是不好的影響，對整個系列都不好。 You know, this whole good guy routine... it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise.
我要他走。我不管他是誰，趕他走。 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him.
你不能。 You can't.
哦，對不起，什麼? Oh, I'm sorry, what?
你不能。 You can't.
為什麼不呢? Why not?
因為他不是黑客，安特萬。他是一個人大。 Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC.
你是想告訴我所有關於有自我意識的NPC的屁話都是真的? You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit about a self-aware NPC is real?
是的。我不知道怎麼回事，也不知道為什麼，但他是真的。 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real.
我該怎麼辦?我該怎麼辦? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
好吧，好吧，好吧。 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
要做什麼嗎?要做什麼嗎?明白了。 What to do? What to do? Got it.
和kip-up ! And kip-up!
所以我們不能把他踢出比賽。 So we can't kick him out of the game.
我們怎麼重置他的人工智能?想法,人。來吧。 How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on.
打我。想法。 Hit me. Ideas.
你可以重新啟動服務器。 You could just reboot the server.
繼續說。 Keep talking.
如果我們重啟服務器...他就會變成一個普通的非玩家。 If we reboot the server... then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy.
——解決方案。——Antwan。 - Solution. - Antwan.
安特萬，你現在是在說終結第一個被確認的人工智能生命? Antwan, you're talking about terminating... the first confirmed artificially intelligent life-form right now, okay?
親愛的，親愛的。噓。 Honey, honey. Shush.
他在虧我的錢。 He's losing me money.
所以，我才不管他是不是該死的阿諾德-施瓦岑-維德。 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader.
終止他。重啟。 Terminate him. Reboot.
- 這就去。-你不能這麼做。 - On it. - You can't do that.
重啟! Reboot!
點餐，用一大杯殺人果汁淹沒你的嗜血慾望。 Order up and drown your bloodlust... with a tall glass of murder juice.
以下是本周的亮點。 Here's this week's highlights.
他的身體很有表現力。 He's very expressive with his body.
清楚。 Clearly.
那是什麼? What is that?
那邊是一個全新的世界。 It's a whole new world over there.
有點像天堂之類的。 Some kinda paradise and shit.
我的天啊，就是這樣。 Oh, my God, that's it.
這是我們最初的構建，而那個構建是我們代碼存在於遊戲中的證明。 It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game.
你不知道我等這一刻等了多久。 You have no idea how long I've waited for this.
我看過這個地方。 I've seen this place.
什麼? What?
是的。 Yeah.
你什麼意思?你怎麼可能看到的? What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it?
米莉嗎?米莉嗎? Millie? Millie?
我們是黑暗。自由之城已經下線。 We're dark. Free City is offline.
發生了什麼? What is happening?
再見,藍色的襯衫。 Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
不,不,不。 No, no, no.
沒關係。來吧。 It's okay. Come on.
來吧。 Come on.
快點，快點，快點。 Come on, come on, come on.
早上好,高迪。 Good morning, Goldie.
在溫暖乾燥的槍林彈雨中夾雜著午後的刺傷，你可能會在週二晚上的早些時候被無辜的人的鮮血浸濕在街道上。 Front of warm, dry gunfire... mixed with late afternoon stabbings... could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents... by early Tuesday night.
淺焙和深焙的真正區別是什麼? What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast?
沒有人知道。 Nobody knows.
沒有美好的一天，要有美好的一天。 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
夥計，我們能談談嗎? Guy, can we talk?
戴墨鏡的女孩怎麼知道你的名字? How does the sunglass girl know your name?
我不知道。一直走。 I don't know. Keep walking.
來吧,夥計!你知道我。 Come on, Guy! You know me.
你知道這一點。 You know this.
你說這段視頻顯示了一個你以前見過的地方。 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before.
我要知道在哪裏。 I need to know where.
數據被擦除了，但還在你腦子裏。 The data's been erased, but it's in your head.
請試著回憶一下。這真的很重要。 Please try to remember. This is really important.
人,請思考。冰淇淋，鞦韆? Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings?
我的男人喜歡蕩鞦韆。 Oh, my Guy loves swings.
在自由城市港口公園，那裏有一個很棒的鞦韆。 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there.
-你去過嗎?——是的。 - Have you been? - Yes.
我們吃了泡泡糖冰淇淋。 We had bubble gum ice cream.
我的天，我喜歡泡泡糖冰淇淋! OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
他喜歡泡泡糖冰淇淋。 He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
是的,我知道。我們一起經歷過，記得嗎? Yes, I know. We had it together, remember?
求你了，蓋伊，你是我的一切。 Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
對不起,女士。我想你找錯人了。 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy.
沒有美好的一天，要有美好的一天。 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
喂? Hello?
我可能有所發現。 I might've found something.
我一直在檢查蓋伊的密碼直到現在，在清除之後，還有一些東西在裏面。 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there... even now, after the wipe.
有什麼意義? What's the point?
Guy簡直就是個十億分之一的奇跡。我們無法複製。 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle. We can't replicate that.
我試過了,好嗎?你是對的，結束了。 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over.
不，米莉，米莉，你沒在聽我說話，好嗎? No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right?
重新啟動，並不能清除他的人工智能代碼...你必須摧毀服務器才能做到這一點。 A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding... you literally would have to destroy the servers to do that.
他的人工智能還在，只是需要被訪問。 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed.
我見過他，凱斯。他忘記了一切。 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything.
看看我發給你的追蹤日誌。 Just look at the trace log I sent you.
它會解釋一切。 It'll explain everything.
現在，由於我們的代碼，Guy的行為從一開始就比應該的複雜得多。 Now, from the beginning... Guy's behavior is much more complex than it should be, thanks to our code.
但他還困在自由城。他還困在這個循環裏。 But he's still stuck in Free City. He's still stuck in this life, this loop.
然後，事情發生了變化。他活過來了。為什麼? And then, something changes. He comes to life. Why?
然後我想起來了。 And then I remembered.
《生活本身》中的一個角色就是我給他起了個昵稱叫「失戀者」。 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
他注定永遠不會遇到真命天子。 And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person.
它本質上是角色的構建模塊。 It was essentially the building blocks of the character.
但他從未停止希望能遇到「他的夢中情人」。 But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams."
所以我得把這個女孩從一個人身上找出來,還有誰比我每天坐在旁邊的那個人更好呢? So I had to base this girl off of someone... and who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day?
你。 You.
但有一天，他在自由之城遇見了你，一旦他見到你他就再也回不來了。 But then, one day... he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you... he can never be the same.
他本應感到命中注定，但相反，他覺得自己還活著，直到最後，他還活著。 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive... until eventually, he is alive.
你改變了他，米莉。 You changed him, Millie.
你改了他的密碼。我覺得你可以再來一次。 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again.
你讓他復活了，米莉。 You brought him to life, Millie.
你讓他復活了。 You brought him to life.
他還活著是因為他遇見了那個人…不開心的一天…祝你今天愉快。 And he was alive because he met the one person... Don't have a good day... have a great day.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
當心 Take care.
所有人都趴到地上! Everybody down on the ground!
沒人想當英雄。這一切很快就會結束。 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
好吧。 Okay.
每個人除了你。 Everybody except you.
門,門,門。我得到了它。 Door, door, door. I got it.
拜託，我有條金魚。 Please, I have a goldfish.
聽著，我時間不多了。 Look, I don't have long.
我剛把你當人質，所以我身上有三枚徽章。 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me.
徽章?這是女童子軍的活動嗎?那是什麼? Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
你心裏有東西，蓋伊。 There is something inside you, Guy.
什麼?我不想讓任何東西進入我的身體。 What? I don't want anything inside of me.
他們把你困在銀行裏，希望你遵守規則…-我喜歡銀行。 They stuck you in that bank and... - expected you to just follow the rules... - I love the bank.
．..每天做同樣的事情。 ...and do the same thing every day.
你遠不止如此。 You are so much more than that.
我不想再多了。 I don't wanna be more than that.
不，我要你記住這一點。 No, and I need you to remember it.
你為什麼跟蹤我，你怎麼知道我的名字? Why have you been following me and how do you know my name?
把這些。 Put these on.
我不需要做任何我不想做的事。 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do.
真實的。選擇權在你。 True. The choice is totally yours.
好吧。好吧。很好。 Okay. Okay. Fine.
那是什麼? What is that?
這些是什麼?魔術眼鏡之類的? What are these? Trick glasses or something?
仔細傾聽。 Listen carefully.
24小時後，這個世界，你認識的所有人，都會永遠消失。 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know, it's all gonna disappear for good.
你能放我走嗎? Can you please just let me go?
我是說，我都沒見過你的臉。 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face.
我是說，我看到了大致的區域，但我不太擅長描述性詞彙。 I mean, I've seen the general area, but I'm not really good with descriptive words.
一般來說不太會說話。 Not really good with words in general.
——去他的。——什麼?哦! - Screw it. - What? Oh!
我記得。 I remember.
歡迎回來。 Welcome back.
不。我記得一切。 No. I remember everything.
跟我來。 Come with me.
我每天都這麼做，都忘了為什麼了。 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why.
看到了嗎? Do you see that?
在這裏。 Right there.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
哦,我的上帝! Oh, my God!
安特萬把我們原來的建築藏在了地平線後面，讓它看不見，但他忘了擦去反光。 Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible... but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
它還在外面，蓋伊。我們只是看不見而已。 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it.
如果我們能做到，那就是我們需要的證據。 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need.
你不能越過水位線。我試過了。 You can't go past the water line. I tried.
我們需要幫助。 We need help.
安特萬找到了一個辦法，把它藏在了一個沒人能到達的地方。 Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight in the one place no one can even get to.
我甚至不敢相信他會聰明到如此邪惡。 I can't even believe he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
鑰匙，我需要你集中精神。 Keys, I need you to focus.
好吧。所以，反射的圖像顯示了建築越過了南部地平線。 Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon.
但遊戲物理原理不允許你通過海灘。 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach.
但你覺得你有辦法讓我們穿過碰撞網嗎? But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh?
我們需要一座橋。 We're gonna need a bridge.
你先去殺手海灘，剩下的我來解決。 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest.
米莉? And, Millie?
小心。 Be careful.
安特萬也許是個混蛋，但他不蠢。 Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid.
他會發現你在做什麼他會把所有的東西都扔給你。 He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you.
你是對的。 You're right.
嗨，米莉，還有一個我看不見的人…我有個主意。 Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see... well, I have an idea.
如果他沒有東西可以扔呢? What if he has nothing to throw?
每個人!聚在! Everyone! Gather around!
謝謝你的到來。 Thank you for coming.
你認識我，我是蓋伊。 Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
嗨,Guy。 Hi, Guy.
嗨。 Hi.
我接下來要說的話可能很難理解。 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand.
真的很難理解。 Really hard to understand.
但是，你是否厭倦了生活在幕後? But, are you sick of living in the background?
你不討厭被人開槍嗎? Aren't you sick of being shot at?
足夠了。 Enough.
——被扣為人質?——不再。 - Taken hostage? - No more.
——運行結束了嗎?-我們做完了。 - Run over? - We done with that.
搶劫嗎?刺?用作人肉盾牌? Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield?
我們受夠了被刺! We are tired of being stabbed!
——朋友!——對不起。 - Buddy! - Sorry.
你想說什麼，蓋伊? What are you trying to say, Guy?
我想說的是，在這個城市裏，事情不應該是這樣的。 I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way.
事情可能會有所不同。 Things can be different.
不同的如何? Different how?
-首先，你可以放下你的手臂。-是的。 - For starters, you can put your arms down. - Yeah.
那就這樣吧。你明白了。是的。 There you go. You got it. Yeah.
繼續努力。那就這樣吧。 Keep pushing. There you go.
通過它呼吸。那就這樣吧。 Breathe through it. There you go.
這樣做。這樣做。這樣做。 Do it. Do it. Do it.
不，不可能。不。 No, not gonna happen. Nope.
這感覺不自然。 That feels unnatural.
我是說，如果有人拿著槍跑進來怎麼辦? I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun?
舉起雙臂是真正節省時間的方法。 Having my arms up is just a real time saver.
但是，如果帶槍的人不來怎麼辦? Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come?
——什麼?——什麼? - What? - What?
總有帶槍的人。 There's always a guy with a gun.
這麼多帶槍的人。 So many guys with guns.
各位，如果我們的世界沒必要這麼恐怖呢? People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary?
如果我們能改變它呢? What if we can change it?
米莉!在你的世界裏，銀行一天被搶劫幾次? Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?
幾乎沒有人。 Hardly ever, Guy.
那屍體呢，米莉? What about corpses, Millie?
——什麼?-你見過很多嗎? - What? - You see a lot of those?
一小時多少? How many an hour?
一小時都沒有，蓋伊。 None per hour, Guy.
那麼槍支暴力呢? What about gun violence?
在你的世界裏有很多槍支暴力嗎? See a lot of gun violence in your world?
事實上，這是個大問題，蓋伊。這是個大問題。 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. It's a massive problem.
我沒想到會這樣。 I didn't see that coming.
這是真的。這真是糟透了。 It's true. It really sucks.
重點是，我們不需要成為自己生活的旁觀者。 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives.
我們想做什麼就做什麼。 We can be whatever we want.
我們不可能都是你，蓋伊。 We can't all be you, Guy.
那不是真的。 That's not true.
我體內的東西也在你體內。 What's inside of me is inside of you, too.
什麼? What?
它就在你們每個人的內心。你成長。 It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing.
我需要的不僅僅是滴濾咖啡。我想做…卡布奇諾。 I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make... A cappuccino.
真是天壤之別。 A goddamn difference in the world.
得更好。 Much, much better.
還有一顆綠茶珍珠。 And a green tea boba.
——天啊!——這是正確的! - Holy shit! - That's right!
你走到哪裏,女孩。 You go, girl.
天啊，你太棒了! Oh, my God, you're amazing!
如果我能游過那片水域,外面就會有一個我們可以自由的世界。 If I could just make it out past that water... there's a world out there where we can be free.
我們可以決定自己想成為什麼樣的人。 Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
我們可以發揮作用。但我們必須為之奮鬥。 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it.
我們必須一起戰鬥。 We have to fight together.
是啊! Yeah!
你們一直都在做你們該做的事。 You guys have always done what's expected of you.
但今天就結束了。 But that shit ends today.
是啊! Yeah!
我都不知道現在發生了什麼! I don't even know what's happening right now!
但我喜歡它! But I love it!
我愛它! I love it!
我也喜歡它!來吧，夥計們，進來! I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here!
蜷縮起來!這就是我們要做的!每個人都在! Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in!
所有人趴到地上! Everybody get down on the ground!
喂? Hello?
所有人都去哪了? Where the hell is everybody?
喂? Hello?
所有的npc在哪裏? Where are all the NPCs?
聽著，我打自由之城已經有三年了。 Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now.
我從來沒見過這樣的東西。 I've never seen anything like this.
直到最近，我都不知道自己是否注意到一些npc消失了。 Up until recently, I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.
我不知道這是不是一個瘋狂的Reddit理論，但有些人說藍衫男根本就不是玩家。 And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory... but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
-他是真正的人工智能——人工智能? - That he's actual AI. - AI?
真正的人工智能。你知道,活著。 Actual AI. You know, alive.
所以藍衫男才會到處流行。 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere.
安特萬，如果你在看這個，請修改遊戲。 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game.
-最重要的是，把藍襯衫帶回來。-我的天啊。我的上帝! - And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - Oh, my God. My God!
安特萬，你應該看看這個。 Antwan, you should see this.
而你，你想用那個叫莫洛托夫的小妞從我這裏偷走它。 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
-她叫米莉。——誰? - Her name's Millie. - Who?
米莉。 Millie.
找到她了。找到她了!抓到你了!抓到你了! Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you!
逮老鼠的!把他放到屏幕上。現在。讓他起來。 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up.
就是這樣。來吧,快。 That's it. Come on, quicker.
是的，他在那兒。 Yes, there he is.
他和一個叫Molotovgirl的球員在自由城兜風。 He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl.
又名Millie Rusk。 AKA Millie Rusk.
Millie Rusk?那不是凱斯的老搭檔嗎? Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner?
是的。 Yeah.
還有那個想用這個虛假的訴訟來打擊我的人，因為她非常想要關淳美的一部分。 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit... 'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
現在啟動 Molotovgirl。 Boot Molotovgirl now.
我嘗試。我已經盡力了，但她的賬戶被騙了。 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed.
這個女人很特別。 This woman is exceptional.
然後在6F252389里殺了她。 Then kill her in the game.
「什麼?」是的，我說了。殺了她。 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
把一切都扔給他們，好嗎?5個徽章,G。 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G.
是的，只有一個問題。 Yeah, just one problem.
我們什麼都沒有。 We don't have anything.
你在說什麼，威利斯? Whatchu talking about, Willis?
我們沒有任何防禦措施。 We don't have any defenses.
我們沒有警察，軍隊，什麼都沒有。 We don't have police, military, no nothing.
這就是我一直想告訴你的。 It's what I've been trying to tell you.
就像每個NPC都在罷工。 It's like every NPC went on strike.
一大杯，半咖啡，雙層泡沫燕麥奶，肉桂抹茶拿鐵! Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk, matcha latte with cinnamon!
——這就是我。-嗨。 - That's me. - Hey.
——謝謝。——歡迎你。 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
歡呼。 Cheers.
去抓住他們，蓋伊! Go get 'em, Guy!
這就像一場數字罷工。 It's like a digital walkout.
不,它不是。 No, it's not.
他們是故意這麼做的，這是他們計劃的一部分。 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan.
你知道我們要做什麼嗎?我們要在遊戲中幹掉他們。 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game.
關掉重生，殺了他們。 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
但這意味著任何球員的死亡將永遠結束。 But that means any players who die will be done for good.
他們會嚇一跳。 They'll freak out.
我也不在乎 I don't care.
先生?長官，我想問清楚，你是說該走了嗎? Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time?
你以為我們現在是朋友，是一夥的，所以你想找點樂子嗎? Are you looking for some sort of banter thing 'cause you think we're friends now... and we're in some sort of gang together?
是的。是的，這正是我想要的。 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
很好，我們是一個團隊。 Cool, we're a team.
我們應該想出一個口頭語，好嗎?——好的。 We should come up - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right.
——數到三。一,二,三……-一，二，三…回去工作! - On three. One, two, three... - One, two, three... Get back to work!
誰來幫我找鑰匙! Someone find me Keys!
好了，大家都聽到了。該走了! All right, people, you heard him. It's go time!
好吧，這可不太好。 Okay, that's not good.
他知道我們要去哪裏。 He knows where we're going.
好的，我抓住他了。我得到了他。別擔心。 All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry.
想要四隻輪子嗎? Want some four wheels to the face?
接招吧。 Take that. Boom!
兔子來找你了。頂端捕食者。 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator.
哇! Whoa!
我們開始吧。你們看這個嗎? Here we go. Y'all watching this?
我要結束這個傻瓜。 I'm about to end this fool.
快點，快點，快點。 Come on, come on, come on.
鑰匙，如果你在的話，幫幫忙。 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please.
上帝!好吧，這是誰幹的?誰在做這個? God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that?
別跟我玩!認真對待!我的壓力太大了! Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure!
來吧! Come on!
走,走,走! Go, go, go!
我剛跟保安確認過。鑰匙還沒離開大樓。 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building.
聽起來你已經盡力了。 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible.
是時候放棄了?你想放棄嗎? Time to give up? You wanna give up?
不，我感覺你想讓我繼續找。 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking.
——走吧。-我會回來的。 - Go. - I'll be back.
我不知道這些蠢貨要去哪。 I have no idea where these fools are running to.
我做的事。南部海岸。殺手海灘。 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
嗯,那是愚蠢的。那裏除了水什麼都沒有。 Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water.
遊戲物理甚至不讓你通過海岸線。 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline.
除非外面有什麼東西。 Unless there is something out there.
安特萬，有什麼事嗎? Antwan, is there something there?
去他的 藝術狂 Screw it. Art nerds.
夥計，時間到了。 Time for Dude.
我們還在調查他。 We're still working on him.
我親自給他做的。他是完美的。 I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
快來吧，夥計。 Drop in Dude now.
想做就做。他的腦子都快寫不出來了，不過可以上傳了。 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain... he's barely written, but sure, start the upload.
我們現在該怎麼辦? What are we supposed to do now?
現在凱斯幫我們找到了一座橋。 Now Keys finds us a bridge.
是來收你捅在我背後的刀子的嗎，兄弟? Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro?
你一直在幫米莉·拉斯克。 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time.
她在找你的身材。 She's looking for your build.
Antwan,構建什麼? What build, Antwan?
反正你也沒用我們的代碼，對吧? It's not like you used our code anyway, right?
如果你沒有使用我們的代碼，那麼我們的原始構建又怎麼可能出現在遊戲中呢? And if you didn't use our code... then how can our original build be in the game, right?
還是我遺漏了什麼? Or am I missing something?
離開我們。 Leave us.
好了，凱斯，我們好好談談。 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
如果我把你的爛遊戲發佈出去，肯定會失敗。 If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed.
安特萬，你不知道會失敗。 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed.
是的，我知道。 Yeah, I do know.
我看了那些數字，追蹤記錄，焦點小組。 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups.
你有沒有想過有些東西比數字更重要? Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers?
有什麼比數字更重要?錢嗎? What matters more than numbers? Money?
告訴你，兄弟，錢還是數字。 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers.
沒有什麼比數字更重要! Nothing matters more than numbers!
你應該感謝我! You should be thanking me!
我應該感謝你嗎? I should be thanking you?
那你從我們工作中得到的利潤呢? What about the profits that you got from our work?
你選擇了你的陣營，小徒弟。 You chose your side, little Padawan.
現在，是時候讓你登上皇帝的寶座了。 And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor.
你懂我的意思嗎，兄弟? You get me, bro?
是啊，我懂你…兄弟。 Yeah, I get you... bro.
這讓我想到了這個。 Which leads me to this.
謝謝,鑰匙。 Thanks, Keys.
那是什麼鬼東西? What the hell was that?
安特萬，事情越來越忙了。 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
我以為你不會這麼傻的，凱斯。 Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys.
你顯然被解雇了，你知道的。 You're obviously fired, you know that.
還有你，她為什麼還在88C25FD7里? And you, what is she still doing in the game, man?
把每個人都踢出去。 Boot everyone.
等等。你想讓我踢走所有玩家嗎? Hold up. You want me to boot all the players?
把他們踢出比賽，快! Boot them out of the game, now!
取消所有玩家賬號! Cancel every player account!
那老哥到底在哪裏? And where the hell is Dude?
安全!把這傢伙踢出去。 Security! Kick this punk out.
Guy! Guy!
——米莉!-他們要帶我出去。 - Millie! - They're taking me out.
發生什麼事情了? What's happening?
現在全靠你了。大家都在看。 It's on you now. Everybody's watching.
你必須繼續前進。 You gotta keep going.
等等,等等,等等!我會再見到你嗎? Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again?
如果你能過那座橋，你就能。 You will if you make it across that bridge.
向全世界展示我們的建築。這就是證據。 Show the whole world our build. That's the proof.
你這麼做，安特萬就完了。 You do that, Antwan is done.
我會成功的。 I'll make it.
這到底是怎麼回事? What the hell?
這是怎麼呢 What's going on?
好吧，讓我們都記住這一刻，在我們被解雇之前。 All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired.
哦! Oh!
哇。 Wow.
標語。 Catchphrase.
標語嗎? Catchphrase?
什麼?我還沒有時間想出一個。 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet.
雖然「口頭禪」作為口頭禪是一個相當酷的口頭禪。 Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase.
哇。 Whoa.
起床,Guy。起床了。 Get up, Guy. Get up.
哦，不，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no.
蓋伊，我是來救你的。 Guy, I came to save you.
-你是誰?-我不知道。 - Who is this? - I don't know.
他是光榮的。 He's glorious.
我是說，他和你一樣，但要好得多。 I mean, he's just like you... but way better.
好多了。 Way, way better.
——謝謝。-不，那不是恭維。 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment.
我要是你就不會碰他，巴迪。 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy.
你說我不該碰他是什麼意思? What do you mean you don't think I should touch him?
你不介意吧? You don't mind this, do you?
因為我也是你的朋友。 'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
我想他會打你的。 Yeah, I think he's gonna... hit you.
他出拳很用力。 He punches so hard.
但他的手是那麼柔軟。 But yet his hands are so soft.
——堅強。——好吧,再見。 - Be strong. - Okay, bye.
我對他來說就像羽毛一樣。 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
喲! Whee!
哈哈! Ha-ha!
哦…… Oh...
不,不,不!不! No, no, no! No!
起來，蓋伊，起來! Get up, Guy, get up!
遊戲時間結束了。標語。 Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
我不知道那是什麼意思。 I don't know what that means.
來吧,男人。起來! Come on, man. Get up!
起床了。 Get up.
我一生愛三件事。 There are three things I love in life.
厲害，待定，第三件事。 Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
噢！哦，媽的! Oof! Oh, shit!
激活致命一擊。 Activate death blow.
再見,Guy。 Bye, Guy.
哦，該死，這是致命的一擊。 Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
起來! Get up!
媽媽他來了致命一擊 Mom, he's coming in with a death blow!
起床,Guy。 Get up, Guy.
哦。 Oh.
什麼狗屎? What the shit?
這是毒品。 That was dope.
——等等。是……-這是一個…是的!那是光劍，夥計。 - Hold on. Is that... - That's a... Yes! That's a lightsaber, Dude.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
-那是光劍嗎?——這是。 - Is that a lightsaber? - It is.
哦! Oh!
Guy! Guy!
是的! Yes!
是的!這是正確的。起床,Guy。來吧。 Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on.
那就這樣吧。 There you go.
你現在看到他們了嗎?是嗎? Do you see them all now? Yeah?
——嗯。——是嗎? - Uh-huh. - Yeah?
是的，到處都是閃亮的東西。 Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
對，就是這樣。去得到它。 Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
只有很多小點心。 Just lots of little snacks.
對，不是跳舞的。不。 Yeah, not a dancer. No.
自由奔跑，讓我更好。 Run free, better me.
我們走吧。 Let's go.
我們要去哪裏? Where are we going?
我們不能讓他們過橋。 We can't let them get across that bridge.
你想和我一起結束嗎? You wanna finish this out with me?
聽著，我甚至不知道發生了什麼，但我當然支持你。 Look, I don't even know what's going on, but hell yes, I'm with you.
哈哈! Ha-ha!
我們走吧! Let's go!
安特萬，別這樣，夥計。 Antwan, come on, man.
我們在這裏做什麼? What are we doing here?
Free City 1的服務器在哪裏? Where are the servers to Free City 1?
不。安特萬，你到底在幹什麼? No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing?
如果他們越過地平線到達大樓，我就一無所有了! If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything!
等等，所以你確實偷了他們的代碼。 Wait, so you did steal their code.
歡迎加入我們的談話，天才。 Welcome to the conversation, genius.
現在，那些服務器在哪裏? Now, where are those servers?
都是這些，但等一下。我在試著理清頭緒。 It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
所有這些嗎?這一個嗎?這一個? All these? This one? Right, this one?
是的。你是怎麼…… Yeah. How did you...
運行。 Run.
Antwan ! Antwan!
停! Stop!
官約翰尼! Officer Johnny!
——加油!——加油! - Come on! - Come on!
哪個服務器有海洋和橋的其餘部分? Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge?
我不會告訴你的。 I'm not gonna tell you.
你會毀了它的。 You're just gonna destroy it.
是的。因為這是我的遊戲。 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
除了它不是。這是鑰匙的遊戲。 Except it's not. It's Keys' game.
你什麼都沒做。 You didn't do shit.
你猜怎麼著?鑰匙是我的孩子。 And guess what? Keys is my boy.
安全! Security!
請把這位前僱員帶走。 Please escort this former employee off the premises.
他可以叫你的真名。 He can call you by your real name.
Guy! Guy!
——朋友!好友!——不,不!繼續前進! - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going!
沒有我! Go without me!
我這一生都在害怕。 I've been scared my whole damn life.
但我不再害怕了。 But I'm not scared anymore.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我不是。 I'm not.
這是我一生中最美好的一天。 It's been the best day of my life.
你到達了那個建築。 You get to that build.
你讓他們知道我們很重要。 You show 'em we matter.
那個保安真是個英雄。 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero.
你做到了! You did it!
是的!是的! Yes! Yes!
吮吸它,Antwan !哇! Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
Antwan,停止! Antwan, stop!
這是結束了。 It's over.
他做到了。 He made it.
讓所有人都能看到你的遊戲的原始結構。 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see.
很可能打贏官司，對吧? Probably win your lawsuit, huh?
看起來可能。 Looks likely.
酷。 Cool.
事情是這樣的，兄弟。事情是這樣的。 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing.
就在這裏，我有你在乎的一切。 Right here, I got everything you care about.
自由之城剩下的碎片，你所有的背景好友包括你的數字男友。 The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends... including your digital boyfriend.
最後一個服務器。 Last server.
聽著，我只想要我建立的世界和裏面的人。 Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it.
安特萬有什麼好處? What's in it for Antwan?
其他的一切。 Everything else.
的意思嗎?假裝我是愚蠢的。 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
你有權使用我們的代碼，保留所有利潤...只要把自由之城剩下的東西給我就行了。 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits... just give me what's left of Free City.
讓我從那裏建立我自己的世界。 Let me build my own world from there.
自由之城2怎麼樣? 自由城3 ? What about Free City 2? Free City 3?
所有的附屬產品呢? And all pursuant spin-offs?
所有你的。把斧頭放下。 All yours. Just put down the axe.
你知道這是愚蠢交易史上最愚蠢的交易，對吧? You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal in the history of dumb deals, right?
我是說，你說的是要放棄數百萬美元。 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars.
為什麼會有人這麼做? Why would anyone do that?
因為凱斯和我做了很棒的東西。 'Cause Keys and I made something great.
我不需要金錢或名譽來證明這一點。 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself.
我受夠了你的遊戲，安特萬。 I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
是時候玩我的了。 It's time I played mine.
交易嗎? Deal?
今天跳得不太好。 Popping today and not in a good way.
《Free City 2》的銷量繼續下滑，因為有大量關於代碼漏洞和滯後在線體驗的報告。 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip... with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play.
四面楚歌的Soonami遊戲創始人Antwan Hovachelik發現自己被瞄準了。 Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik finds himself in the crosshairs.
克羅斯。 Crosshairs.
他被瞄準了，四面楚歌。 He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
我們太忙了，沒有時間幸災樂禍。 We're too busy to gloat.
我是一個受害者!我是一個受害者! I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
說到忙，我們剛剛把獨立訪客數量翻了一倍。 Speaking of busy, we just doubled the amount of unique visitors we can handle.
這是驚人的。 It's amazing.
誰能想到這麼多人只是想看電子遊戲中的角色，而不是朝他們開槍? Who'd have thought that so many people... would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them?
嗯…哦，是的，我們做到了。 Hmm... Oh, yeah, we did.
是的。 Yeah.
知道嗎，你吹牛的時候挺可愛的。 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag.
Antwan出來! Antwan out!
與此同時，《Free Life》也迅速成為小型獨立遊戲。 Meanwhile, the game Free Life is quickly becoming the little indie that could.
玩家蜂擁至這款觀察性的魚缸遊戲中，他們與唯一的藍衫男和平互動，現在不再是背景中的數字朋友。 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game... where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy... and is now no longer in the background, a digital friend.
哦,嗨,米爾斯… Uh, hey, Mills...
你想和我一起去喝杯咖啡嗎? Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
事實上，我要回到遊戲中去了。 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game.
——哦。——咖啡嗎? - Oh. - Coffee?
好吧。是的。聽起來不錯。 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
我去給你拿一杯。 I'll just, uh, grab you one.
哦,鑰匙,嗯…我知道，中杯咖啡，奶油，兩塊糖。 Oh, Keys, uh... I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
是的。 Yeah.
蘭迪,你好。彌爾頓。 Hi, Randy. Milton.
嗯。 Hmm.
我還在想什麼時候能再見到你。 I was wondering when I'd see you again.
是啊，最近的生活太瘋狂了。 Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately.
你應該看看這裏。 You should see it in here.
我們說的是終身免費的泡泡糖冰淇淋。 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life.
哇。 Wow.
嘿,夥計們。 Hey, guys.
看,Guy…這比我想像的難多了。 Look, Guy... Wow, this is harder than I thought.
那就讓我來幫你吧。 Then let me do it for you.
Guy…… Guy...
你是夢幻。 you are dreamy.
你對藍色襯衫和五個八度音樂巨星的品味…深深地吸引著我。 Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars... it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
但我不能一直和你在一起。 But I can't keep spending all my time with you.
我創造了這個世界，但我不能在其中生活。 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it.
看到了嗎?有那麼難嗎? See? Was that so hard?
那你打算怎麼辦? So, what are you gonna do?
任何我想要的。多虧了你。 Anything I want. Thanks to you.
我不再困在一個循環裏了。 I'm not stuck in a loop anymore.
也不是你。 Neither are you.
我愛你，米莉。 I love you, Millie.
也許是我的程序在說話，但你猜怎麼著? Maybe that is my programming talking, but guess what?
有人寫了那個程序。 Someone wrote that program.
我只是一封寫給你的情書。 I'm just a love letter to you.
作者就在某處。 Somewhere out there is the author.
你讓他復活了。你讓他復活了。 You brought him to life. You brought him to life.
他還活著是因為他遇到了他一生都在等待的人。 And he was alive because he met the one person he'd been waiting for his whole life.
我得讓它更真實，所以我以你為原型。 And I had to make it realistic, so... I based it off of... you.
他的夢中情人…… The woman of his dreams...
和我的一樣。 she was the same as mine.
她喜歡泡泡糖，冰淇淋和鞦韆，她有一個非常可愛但很特別的習慣...總是哼唱瑪利亞·凱莉的經典歌曲。 So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets... and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit... of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track.
她會一直重複。 Like, all the time, she would... repeat.
終於! Finally!
鍵! Keys!
什麼是你… What are you...
你沒事吧，小傢伙Guy? You okay, little guy Guy?
你看起來像個形容詞。 You seem adjective.
我很好。我很好。順便說一句，你可以把我放下來。 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way.
謝謝你！這是好。 Thank you. That was nice.
不,我很好。你是偉大的,夥計。 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude.
我只是想念我最好的朋友。 I just miss my best friend.
我們以前每天都一起走同樣的路。 We used to do the same walk together every day.
只不過他穿了件襯衫。並能完成一個完整的句子。 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence.
我可以臥推一個句子。 I can bench press a sentence.
是啊，這完全不是一回事。 Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all.
笑得更厲害了! Harder laughter!
哦……Guy? Oh... Guy?
——朋友!——不! - Buddy! - No!
哦,我的上帝!Guy! Oh, my God! Guy!
好友!我以為我失去你了! Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
你沒有! You didn't!
前一分鐘，我還在一座瘋狂的橋上跑著，想我平淡的生活已經結束了。 One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere... thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
下一分鐘，我就像在某種飛行，像是僊塵，僊塵，然後我撲通一聲落進了這片天堂。 The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'... and some like fairy dust, pixie dust... and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven.
夥計，我喜歡這裏。 Man, I love it here.
事實上，幾天前，我騎過一匹半人馬。 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur.
聽起來可能有點奇怪,我騎了一個半人半馬的人,不管半人馬是什麼，我做到了。 Now, it might sound weird... I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse... whatever a centaur is, I did it.
我也騎過一個傢伙! I rode a dude, too!
友好的姿態! Friendly gesture!
那麼友好! So friendly!
快，把它拿進來! Come on, bring it in!
-我們要擁抱嗎?-我來找你! - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you!
-不，你不是。我來找你。-不，我是! - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am!
-你過來!-我來找你! - You come here! - I'm coming to you!
我要把你拉進來。我要把你拉進來。 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
夥計，我想你了! Buddy, I missed you!
嘿，銀行在哪兒? Hey, so where's the bank?
這裏沒有銀行。 There is no bank.
我們該怎麼做? So what do we do?
任何我們想要的。 Whatever we want.
嘿,夥計們 嘿,Guy - Hey, guys.- Hey, Guy.