Hey,jack.
嘿 Jack
Congratulations,lemon.
恭喜你 Lemon
I see you read my memo about having more catchphrases on your show.
你已经读了我写的备忘录 在节目里加了标志性语言了
What catchphrases?
什么标志性语言?
Oh,are you talking about...
哦 你说的是...
If your man leaves in boxers and comes home in briefs,
如果你的男人出门时穿的是三角内裤 回来穿的是四角内裤
that'sa deal breaker, ladies.
快和他玩完吧 女士们
If he wears an atlanta falcons jersey to your sister's wedding...
如果他穿一件亚特兰大鹰队的运动衫 去参加你姐姐的婚礼...
"that's a deal breaker,ladies."
快和他玩完吧 女士们
This is gonna be huge for jenna.
这下Jenna要火了
And for me, 'cause i wrote that phrase.
我也是 因为是我写的那句词
If you say so,lemon.
如果你非得这么说 Lemon
Jack,is this really what you wanted to talk about?
Jack 你只想跟我谈这个?
What else is there to discuss?
还有什么事要讨论?
Oh,really? You're gonna do the repressed irish thing?
真的吗? 你要来受压抑的爱尔兰人那一套?
Be italian for like one second.
做个意大利人吧 哪怕一秒也好
I'a jack. I don't know who my father is.
我是Jack 我不知道我父亲是谁
I'm-a so emotional, i'm gonna smash these barrels!
我很感性冲动 我要砸碎这些桶!
We're not discussing that because i've made a decision.
不讨论这个了 我已经下决定了
I don't wanna know who my real father is.
我不想知道我的生父是谁
Are you kidding? Why?
开什么玩笑? 为什么?
You know what family means to me,lemon?
你知道家庭对我来说意味着什么吗?
Resentment,guilt,anger...
怨恨 罪恶 愤怒...
Easter egg hunts thaturn into knife fights.
复活节寻彩蛋变成刀叉大战
Why would i wanna invite more of it into my life?
为什么还要给自己的生活找麻烦呢?
Why would i wantmorefamily?
为什么还要更多的家人呢?
Because maybe he's awesome.
因为很可能他人还不错
Look,why don't you just ask your mother who it is.
为什么你不问问你妈到底是谁呢?
No,no. Not colleen.
不不 不能问Colleen
She had her reasons for keeping this from me for 50 years, and i don't want her to relive it.
她瞒了我50年 肯定有她的理由 我也不想让她再次经历这些
Also,i want something really juicy to whisper to her on her deathbed.
还有 我还想留些有意思的话题 在她临死时再跟她说呢
Look,jack,i don't have a lot of personal life experience,
Jack 我虽然没有很多个人生活的经验
But if i have learned anything from mysimsfamily...
但从游戏"虚拟人生"里 学到的唯一东西就是...
When a child doesn't see his father enough,
当一个孩子没有机会和父亲多接触
He starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop...
他就会上蹿下跳 情绪指数会下降...
Until he pees himself.
直到他尿裤子
Why don't i have any other friends?
我为啥没有别的朋友了?
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30 Rock Season03 Episode21
我为喜剧狂 第三季第21集
Come on in,jack, i'm just practicing sitting.
进来 Jack 我正在练习坐着
Tracy,why did you never try to find your father?
Tracy 为什么你从来没找过你的父亲?
Because he's dead.
因为他已经死了
How do you know that?
你怎么知道的?
Because i'm ric roc and if that man was alive, he'd be living in my pool house,
因为我有钱 所以如果他还活着 他就会住在我那带游泳池的房子里
And i'd be paying him $200,000 a year to mow my lawn.
我会付他年薪二十万来给我修草坪的
Exactly. That's all family is-- a drain.
没错 家庭就是这样-- 慢慢消耗你的耐性
I feel like you're not tellin' me something,jack.
我觉得你有话没跟我说 Jack
Let me guess-- you bought a sidecar for your motorcycle, and your dog won't stay in it.
让我猜猜--你给你的摩托车买了个跨斗 但你的狗不愿意坐进去
No,tracy.
不是 Tracy
I found out i don't know who my father is, and i'm not sure i ever wanna know.
我发现我不知道我生父是谁 我也不确定我是否想知道
Why? Jack,every man should know his father.
为什么? Jack 每个人都应该知道他的父亲是谁
That's easy for you to say.
你说起来倒容易
No,it wasn't. I struggled through that sentence.
不是 我也是思量半天才说出这句话的
But i'm know what i'm talkin' about.
不过我知道我说的是什么
Because not long ago...
因为不久之前...
A son i didn't know about found me.
我的一个私生子找到了我
- What? - My love child tracked me down.
- 什么? - 我亲爱的孩子找到了我
I was shocked,scared,angry, like a dog in a sidecar
我很震惊 害怕 愤怒 就像跨斗里的狗
when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
而那跨斗正在和车分离
But it turned out to be one of the best things that ever happened to me.
但后来发现 这是我这辈子经历过最美好的事
Thanks,tracy.
谢谢你 Tracy
And you know who else loves deal breaker? Bret michaels.
你们知道还有谁喜欢那句话的? Bret Michaels (毒药乐队主唱)
We have the same publicist, and she said he'd love to come here
我们用同一个公关 她说他愿意来这儿
And dress in the same outfit and do it with me.
穿一样的衣服 和我一起说那句话
And also, he wants to be on the show.
还有 他想上咱们的节目
You know, they used that catchphrase onsportscenterlast night.
昨晚体育中心也用了同样的话
Rangers on the power play. Oh,avery!
流浪者队以多打少 哦 Avery!(脾气火爆的一个队员)
That's a deal breaker,lads.
快和他玩完吧 女士们
This is it! This is the defining thing of my life!
就是这个! 这就是我生活的标志物!
It's not gonna be that hit and run!
不再是我的肇事逃逸了!
Jenna,calm down.
Jenna 淡定 淡定
Oh,liz,try to imagine how excited you would be if something of yours blew up like this.
哦 Liz 试想一下 如果你有这么牛的一句话 那该多兴奋啊
This is mine,jenna. I wrote it for you,remember?
那句话就是我的 Jenna 我给你写的 想起来了?
Right! It's ours. That's what i meant to say.
对啊! 是我们的 我本来是想这么说的
There's a reason you're the writer.
你当编剧是有原因的
Everybody,gather up. Actor announcement.
大家集合一下 演员声明
No-- human announcement.
不-- 人类宣言
There's something i want you all to hear directly from me
有件事我想让你们从我口中知道
Before you read about it in next month's issue ofblack entrepreneur andbuttsmagazine.
而不是从下个月的 黑人企业家笑柄杂志上读到
I have a illegitimate son.
我有个私生子
Feigned surprise.
假装惊讶一下好了
Obviously,my family and i wanted to keep this private,
显然 我和我的家人想对此事保密
But somehow,those vultures in the media found out about it.
但不知怎么 那些狗仔队的发现了此事
Like a dog in the sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
就像那条坐在 正脱离摩托车的跨斗里的狗一样
But it turned out to be one of the best things that ever haened to me.
但后来发现 这是我这辈子经历过最美好的事
Thanks,tracy.
谢谢了 Tracy
So... Should we continue our interview?
那么... 我们来继续采访吧?
Oh,no!
哦 不!
Now,i didn't know about this boy up until three years ago.
三年前 我才知道这个孩子
But i've been supporting him financially ever since.
从那之后 我就一直给他提供经济援助
- And i want you all to meet him. - He's here?
- 我想让你们都见见他 - 他来了?
I want you bastards to meet my bastard.
我想你们这群大混蛋见见我的小混蛋
My baby boy,donald jordan.
我的宝贝儿子 Donald Jordan
Hey,how's it goin',y'all?
嘿 大家伙儿 都还好吧?
Pop,can i have $1,000 for something i need?
老爸 能给一千块钱 让我随便买点东西?
Well,as long as it's for something you need.
只要是你想要的
I love you,man.
我爱你 孩子
I love you,daddy.
我爱你 爸爸
Oh,len,come in.
哦 Len 进来
Thanks for meeting me here.
谢谢你在这见我
- This is my office. - I know.
- 这是我的办公室啊 - 我知道
But once i'm in the building, i can get into the cafeteria, and that means free ice.
但只要我进了这幢楼 我就能进餐厅 就能吃到免费冰啦
Right. So what did you dig up for me?
好吧 这次给我挖出了什么料?
Well,i was surprised when you called me about finding your father.
你打电话来让我找你生父时 我还挺吃惊的
Especially since you called on the old home line.
尤其是你打到我家里的电话上了
Hasn't been ringing much since marcia left.
自从Marcia走了以后 那电话还没怎么响过
I guess in the divorce settlement, she got all our friends.
我猜在离婚协议里 她得到了我们所有的朋友
I gave my gun to my pastor.
我把我的枪给牧师了
You know,in case i get the old gloomies again.
你知道啦 以防我又抑郁了
So do you have anything for me,len?
你帮我发现什么了 Len?
Your father's name and contact information is in this envelope.
你父亲的名字和联系方式 都在这个信封里
I'm sorry. I'll give ya some privacy.
不好意思 给你留点个人空间
Oh,god.
我的天啊
There's no way that's tracy's son,right? That guy is scamming him!
那个人不可能是Tracy的儿子 是吧? 他就是来骗钱的!
May be. Donald did look pretty old.
也许吧 Donald看起来年龄是大了些
I know. But i do have a hard time telling ages with black--
我知道 我确实很难判断年龄 特别是黑--
Shoes are the best kind of shoes.
黑鞋是最好的一种鞋
How old do you think i am?
你觉得我有多大了?
- 25. - 50.
- 25 - 50
I am 33. How old do you think samuel l. Jackson is?
我33岁 你觉得Samuel L. Jackson多大了?
- 50. - 25.
- 50 - 25
Mr. Jackson is 61.
Jackson先生61岁了
Okay,what about this?
好吧 这么说怎样?
Maybe donald's is tracy's son because maybe tracy is 60.
或许Donald真的是Tracy的儿子 因为Tracy可能已经60岁了
No. That's ridiculous.
不 太荒谬了
Think about it. He can't rap. He has diabetes.
想想吧 他不会饶舌乐 他有糖尿病
A lot of his friends are dead.
他的好多朋友都死了
He falls asleep in chairs. He doesn't know how to use a computer.
他能在椅子上睡着 他还不会用电脑
He's always mad at the tv!
他对电视总是很恼火!
His favorite show isncis.
他最喜欢的电视节目是海军罪案调查处 (观众平均年龄56岁)
- He might be 70! - Or he's getting scammed.
- 他可能都70岁了! - 也有可能是被骗了
Lemon.
Lemon
I don't get it. There's three names on here.
我不明白 这上面有三个名字
Without hard dna evidence, len was only able to narrow my father's identity
没有可靠的DNA证据 Len只能把我父亲的身份范围
down to these three men.
缩小到三个人之内
mamma mia! It's amamma mia!
妈妈咪呀! 真够妈妈咪呀的!
- What? - Nothing!
- 什么? - 没事!
Don't push it,liz. Let it happen. There's gonna be amamma mia!
别心急 Liz 顺其自然 妈妈咪呀的情节将要发生!
See what happens,lon? See how complicated family alwaysis?
看到发生了什么了吧 Lemon 知道家庭有多复杂了吧?
What am i supposed to do, fly around the country trying to figure out which one is my father?
我该怎么办呢 穿越整个国家 找出到底哪个是我生父?
They could come to you.
他们可以来找你
We could trick them into coming here, and then we'll sing on the dock!
我们可以骗他们来这里 然后我们可以在码头上唱歌!
- What are you talking about? - It'smamma mia!
- 你说什么呢? - 妈妈咪呀的情节!
The international film songsation?
那个国际著名的音乐剧电影?
Based on the jukeboxusal? The songs of abba?
源于那个点唱机歌舞剧? ABBA的歌?
It's a movie,jack! Should we just watch it real quick?
是部电影 Jack! 我们再来速速看一遍怎样?
This was too much trouble when it was just one person. I'm out.
一个人的时候就已经够糟糕了 我还是闪了
No,it's perfect! Wemamma miathese guys.
不 太完美了 我们把这些人妈妈咪呀了吧
We get them here under some pretense, figure out which one is your dad,
我们找个理由把他们骗来 然后咱再找出哪个是你爸爸
And then if it's someone you dot nt in your life, you walk away.
如果你不想这个人出现在你生活里 那你走开就是了
How do we even get them here?
怎么让他们过来呢?
They won a contest-- a trip to new york and tickets totgs.
说他们赢得了一个比赛-- 奖品是纽约行和现场观看女生秀
All right... You get them here. I'll meet with them.
好吧... 你把他们弄来 我再来见他们
But that's all i'm promising.
但我只能保证这么多
And all i'm promising is a madcap musical romp, dot,dot,dot, fun,dot,dot,dot.
我保证呈上一部纵情欢乐的音乐剧 点点点 有趣 点点点
Good!
好!
That was on the poster.
那是海报上的话
Why won't this stupid gizmo do what i want?
这玩意咋不听我指挥呢?
I'm gonna miss the lotto drawing.
我要错过乐透开奖了
Hey,tracy... You're 39,right?
嘿 Tracy... 你39岁了 对吧?
Of course. Why would I lie about my age? I'm in the entertainment industry.
当然了 我为啥要在年龄上撒谎呢 我可是娱乐界的人
Right. Hey,you know,liz and i were just talking about that old rob base song--
对啊 嘿 我和Liz正在讨论那首 Rob Base的老歌(纽约80年代饶舌歌手)
It takes two.
It Takes Two (1988年热播曲)
Yeah,everybody our age knows that song,right?
对啊 我们这个年纪的人 都知道那首歌 对吧?
Ladies love me, girls adore me
女人爱慕我 女孩崇拜我
i mean even the ones who never saw me
连没见过我的人
like the way that i rhyme at a show
都喜欢节目里我的节奏
the reason why,man, i don't know so let's go,'cause
我也不知道为何 所以就这样吧
it takes two to make a thing go right
因为俩人搭配 干活才对
it takes two to make it outta sight
俩人搭配 消失不见
not familiar. But what about this song?
不熟 那这首歌呢?
Gee,it's great after being out late
神啊 深夜里陪我的宝贝回家
walkin' my baby back--
那是多么幸福-- (Nat King Cole在1931年的歌曲)
how old are you?
你多大岁数了?
Well,if you're 39, how old do you think donald is?
如果你39了 那你觉得Donald多大了?
I'm 21,right,dad?
我21了 对吧 爸爸?
Yes,you are,son.
是啊 儿子
That's what that birth certificate you printed out for me said.
你给我印的那张出生证明上就这么写的
Hey,you got that check for me?
嘿 给我的那张支票写好了?
Of course...
当然了...
And i left the amount blank just like you asked.
就像你要求的 我没填数目
Donald's openin' a dojo.
Donald要开间柔道馆
Mm-hmm,yeah. I'm-a teach karate and whatnot to kids...
嗯嗯 对啊 我要教孩子空手道等等...
Or whatever.
之类的东西
Startin' a small business is expensive!
开个小生意可真费钱!
I bet it is.
那是肯定的啦
Hey,remember this song?
嘿 记得这首歌吗?
If e'er a fair maiden a knight chanced to see
有一位骑士 偶然遇见一位淑女
astride his fair steed to spy
他跨坐在他的战马上窥视
miss lemon, The contest winners are here.
Lemon小姐 竞赛获胜者已经到了
My three dads!
我的三个爸爸!
- Are you ready to meet them? - Yeah.
- 准备好见他们了吗? - 嗯
Jack,this is george park he'skorean.
Jack 这是George Park 他是韩国人
Okay. Welcome,mr. Park.
好 欢迎欢迎 Park先生
And,uh,this is fred o'dwyer.
还有 这位是Fred O'Dwyer
Mr. O'dwyer, tell jack the story you were telling in the elevator.
O'Dwyer先生 给Jack讲讲 你在电梯里给我讲的那个故事吧
In world war ii, a kraut grenade exploded my genitals.
第二次世界大战 一枚德国手榴弹炸坏了我的命根子
So... No children, right?
那...没小孩了 对吧?
No chance.
没机会啊
Looks like a bowl of spaghettios down there.
那下面就像碗意大利面
And jack,this is professor milton greene.
Jack 另外这位是Milton Greene教授
Nice to meet you.
幸会
And it's nice to meet you,jack.
见到你很高兴 Jack
Sorry. There was something in my throat.
抱歉 喉咙口不舒服
I'm milton greene.
我是Milton Greene
Have a seat.
请坐
Oh,jenna has a photo shoot fortime outmagazine.
哦 Jenna要为TIMEOUT杂志拍摄照片
For what?
为什么?
Nothing. They're gonna name her the funniest woman in new york.
没什么 他们提名她为全纽约最幽默的女人
What time do they need me there to make her seem funny?
什么时候他们会需要我在那里 好让她看上去搞笑一点呢?
Look,i know you're upset, but jenna fully acknowledges
瞧 我知道你很沮丧 但是Jenna完全承认
That you write the deal breaker sketches together.
你们共同写了那个玩完短剧
Yeah,we write them together.
是啊 我们"一起"写的
She texts her gay friends while i write till 4:00 in the morning
当我一直写到凌晨4点的时候 她在给她的同性恋朋友发短信
eating dry fistfuls of raisin bran to stay awake.
吃着一把把葡萄干小麦片来保持清醒
Which,by the way, is how i'm able to ride the fart train to work every day.
那样的方式 顺便说一下 我每天都这样工作
Liz...
This is your job. This is what you signed up for.
这是你的工作 你为此签订了合同
I know.
我知道
I like it when you use your calm,reasonable dad voice.
我喜欢你说话时那种冷静 像个通情达理的老爸那样的声音
That's the voice you should use when you tell jenna that i'm gonna be in that magazine with her.
你也应该用那种声音告诉Jenna 我会和她一起上杂志
I'm-a save this for later.
我把这个留着以后吃
Look at that scammer.
看看那个骗子
What 21-year-old wraps up half a muffin?
什么样的人在21岁还打包半个松饼?
Kenny.
Kenny
Well,hello,stranger.
哦 你好 陌生人
Do you like magazines?
你喜欢杂志吗?
I sure like s&m magazines.
我的确喜欢S&M杂志
S&m is my abbreviation for super and magical.
S&M是我给超级和神奇的缩写
Yeah,well, i'm selling magazine subscriptions ithe,uh, community center.
我帮社区活动中心负责代销杂志订阅
- How many you want? - Four?
- 你想要多少? - 4本?
Great! That's like... $80!
太好了! 一共差不多...80美元!
I'm-a get your address from my daddy.
我会从我老爸那里搞到你的地址
Oh,instead of doing it now.
哦 现在不要找你老爸
Good plan!
计划的不错!
We gotta stop that guy.
我们必须阻止那个人
How can we prove to tracy that donald's lying?
我们要如何才能向Tracy证明 Donald在撒谎呢?
Well,i've asked cerie to look into getting a copy of his birth certificate.
好吧 我已经让Cerie去调查了 去搞一份他的出生证明
No. You can't get someone else's birth certificate.
不 你不可能搞到其他人的出生证明
I know,because i've been trying to steal my dead neigor's identity
我知道 因为我曾经试着冒充 我死去邻居的身份
because sometimes it feels like too much,
有时候太多余了
And maybe daddy just needs to get in the car and drive.
或许老爸只需要坐上车然后发动它
We gotta catch donald in a lie.
我们必须在Donald撒谎时抓个现行
What else do we know about him?
我们还了解他什么?
Well,he claims to know karate.
哦 他宣称他懂空手道
That's gotta be bogus. But how do you test someone's knowledge of karate?
那也一定是假冒的 但是你如何去测试 一个人的空手道道行呢?
I know karate.
我会空手道
Um,so gentlemen, is there any history of mental illness in your family?
先生们 你们家族里有谁患有精神疾病吗?
Oh,don't get me started. My cousin killed everyone at his job.
不要让我打开话匣子 我的堂兄 曾经杀了一起工作的每一个人
How 'bout you,milton?
你呢 Milton?
No,no,the greenes are sharp as a tack, right to the end.
没有 没有 Greene一家都很聪明 从头到尾都正确无误
Which makes the end all that much more terrifying.
这使得到最后一切更加可怕
My father died screaming.
我父亲在尖叫中死去
Greene-- that's sort of a vague name.
Greene-- 那名字有点笼统
You meet a lot of other greenes at your...
你见过诸多其他 Greene家庭成员当你在...
Church? Christmas?
教堂? 圣诞节?
We're agnostic secular humanists.
我们是无神论者
Sure,but if you had to pick...
当然 但如果非要你挑一个的话...
Is that you and tom delay?
那是你和Tom Delay?
Uh,yes. "the hammer" is a hero of mine.
哦 是的 "铁锤" 是我的英雄
I-i'm sorry. Did you just snort at our former house majority leader?
不好意思 你刚才是否对我们前 众议院共和党领导人嗤之以鼻?
He was never my house majoty leader.
他从不是我的众议院共和党领袖
You've got to be kidding me.
你开我的玩笑吧
Here's tom delay's legacy to the united states:
这些是Tom Delay遗留给美国的东西:
raping the environment, waging an illegal war--
恶化环境 展开一场不合法的战争--
History will validate the liberation of iraq.
历史会验证伊拉克解放战争的法律意义
I was talking about the war on drugs.
我刚刚谈的那个是关于毒品的战争
Not to mention the hypocrisy of espousing family values while demonizing single mothers.
更别提一边妖魔化那些单身母亲 的同时又虚伪地去表明拥护家庭观
What would you know about single mothers?
你是如何了解单身母亲的?
What would you know about families?
你是如何理解家庭的?
I will not be spoken to this way.
我不接受这样的谈话方式
I'm a contest winner.
我是个竞赛中的胜利者
And a professor at bennington college.
还是个本宁顿大学的教授
Bennington!
本宁顿大学!
How's that going, teaching all those kids that couldn't get into middlebury?
在那里教些进不了 米德尔伯格大学的孩子嘛?
- How dare you! - How dare you.
- 你怎么敢! - 你怎么敢
You are a huge disappointment to me.
你让我太失望了
I do not understand why we're yelling at each other,
我不明白为什么我们要互相大吼大叫
but i am not accustomed to losing an argument.
但是我不习惯于在一场辩论中失败
So you know what? Screw you.
你猜怎么着? 去你的
And yourfakaktecontest.
让你不值钱的竞赛见鬼去吧
Oh,god,no.
哦 上帝啊 不
Looking beautiful.
看上去美极了
I'm gonna get some tape.
我得去拿些胶带
Oh,my god,liz.
哦 我的上帝啊 Liz
I'm so glad that you've insisted doing this.
你坚持这样做我太高兴了
Yay!
耶!
Well,thank you for so graciously including me.
谢谢你这么客气的邀请了我
I know this kind of thing is all that you have in your life.
我知道这样的事是你一生所求
Wait-- what is that?
等等 -- 那些是什么?
Bellafonte, what is that stuff?
Bellafonte 那些东西是什么?
I just thought that for some of the pictures, it'd be fun if we got a little wacky.
我只是想用那些东西来拍些照片 如果我们搞点离奇古怪的东西会很好玩
Okay,look.I know you've never done this before,
好吧 瞧 我知道你从没有那样做过
but i had to learn the hard way-- don't use the props.
但我早已辛酸地体认识到-- 别用道具
They always try to get you to take one funny photo.
他们总是试着让你拍张搞怪的照片
That's always the one they use, and you look like an idiot.
他们只登搞怪照片 你会看上去像个傻瓜
That's always the one they use,huh?
他们总是用搞怪照片 哈?
Don't do it.
别那么做
Just open your mouth a little and try to look like lindsay lohan.
只要微微张开小嘴试着看上去 像Lindsay Lohan那样就好了
Great. Fabulous,ladies. You look beautiful.
很好 美极了 女士们 你们看起来非常漂亮
Now,jenna,catch the chicken.
Jenna 接着这小鸡
Nice try,pal.
好尝试 Pal
Not my first time on the merry-go-round,chief.
不是第一次上贼船了
Not gonna do it. Staying like this-- serious and horny.
我才不上当呢 就保持这样--严肃又撩人
I don't know. With the chicken, it could make a great cover.
这可说不准 有个小鸡封面效果会更好
I'll hold the chicken.
我来抓着这只鸡
Great. That's great. That's so great.
很好 非常好
Now act like the chicken farted.
假装这鸡放屁了
Yes,yes. You're the funny one.
不错 还是你搞笑
Great! That's so great.
太棒了
I am lutz.
我是Lutz
I understand you study the art of the empty hand.
我知道你一直学习空手道
I challenge you tokumite!
我们点到为止!
Front kick. Front kick!
前踢 我踢!
Uh,uh,escape ka!
啊 我遁走!
Pete,liz,i see you!
Pete Liz 我看见你们了!
Help mommy's baby! Help mommy's baby!
救救小宝宝! 救救小宝宝!
Jack,whau y to milton?
Jack 你跟Milton说什么了?
If cornel west weren't speaking at the new school tonight, i think he would have left.
要不是今晚Cornel West在新学校发言 他可能就离开了
He should leave. It's exactly what i was afraid of.
这恰恰是我最担心的 他应该走的
More family, more aggravation.
家人越多 负担越重
- I'm walking away. - Why? He's just like you.
- 我退出了 - 为什么? 他和你这么像
He's smart and worldly, and he's really good at making fun of my shoes.
聪明 精于世故 而且还很会嘲笑我的鞋
When he saw these, he asked me wheny cult was committing suicide.
他看见鞋子时问我的邪教什么时候 开始集体自杀
Okay,that's pretty good. But milton greene and i are nothing alike.
好吧 说的不错 但Milton Greene和我根本不同
I have one scotch with the guy, and it devolves into a screaming match about tom delay.
我刚和他喝了一杯 紧接着我们就咆哮着争论Tom Delay了
So you have a couple drinks, fight about politics,
所以你们喝了点小酒 争论了一下政治问题
And then you take it personally when he doesn't agree with you?
有点分歧就不会就事论事了?
That's called having a dad,jack.
有老爸就是这样的 Jack
Don't walk away. I think you'll regret it if you do.
别就这么算了 你会后悔的
Or i could regret telling him.
或者是后悔告诉他
Why would a man like that wantmeas a son?
那样的家伙怎么会想要我这样的儿子?
Maybe he won't. I don't know. But so what?
说不上 也许不想 但那又怎样?
Yeah,it'd hurt, but then you'd just go back to being jack donaghy, which is pretty cool.
可能会有点受伤 但你可以继续做Jack donaghy 多好
Thank you. My hair just dri like this.
谢谢 我发型是自然形成的
Exactly. Or you tell him, and he starts crying and you hug, and then you have a dad.
没错 看也许你告诉他 你们开始又哭又抱 你就有爸爸了
Which is pretty cool too.
这不也挺好的
- Maybe you're right. - I am right.
- 也许你是对的 - 我是对的
Either way, you're gonna be okay.
不管怎样 你都会没事的
One of those two things is gonna happen.
这两件事总会发生一件
There's no weird thi
不会有怪异的第三种事了
thank you,liz.
谢谢你 Liz
By the way, did the medical supply store where you bought those shoes have any...
顺便问一句 你买这双鞋的医疗用品店 就没有点...
Women's stuff?
女人用的东西?
Well,donalobviously knows karate.
看来Donald确实会空手道
We still don't know how old any african-americans are.
我们也搞不清任何黑人同胞的年龄
Oh,minds. I got the birth certificate that you asked for.
哦 突然想到 你要的出生证明我弄到了
You did? How?
真的? 怎么弄到的?
The guy at the place just gave it to me.
那儿的一个男人给我的
You will get old someday.
你总有一天会变老
Tracy,stop writing that check.
Tracy 别再开支票了
He's 40. Don't sign that.
他都40岁了 别签字
Okay.
好吧
That was to put in dotcom's birthday card.
这是要放到Dotcom的生日贺卡里的
But you're right... The card is enough.
不过你说的对...贺卡就够了
Tracy... Donald is older than you are. He's scamming you!
Tracy... Donald比你还大 他在讹你!
I know.
我知道
I'm sorry,what?
你说什么?
Liz lemon, i may hug people too hard and get lost at malls...
Liz Lemon 我可能抱人抱的太紧 或者在超市里迷路...
But i'm not an idiot.
但我不是个白痴
Then why are you giving him all this money?
那干嘛还给他钱?
When donald came to me, he was a fast-taing charmer from the wrong side of the track.
Donald找到我时 他是个误入歧途的家伙 就会花言巧语的耍宝
He reminded me of someone, liz lemon-- john travolta's character fromgrease!
他让我想起了一些人 比如 约翰特拉沃尔塔在<油脂>中的角色!
And me.
还有我自己
So giving donald money is what-- Charity?
这么说你给Donald是什么 施舍?
Call it what you want.
随你怎么说
But in the last three years,
但在过去的三年里
donald has gone from scamming celebrities to being a small business owner.
Donald从讹诈名人变成了一个小老板
The dojo is real?
柔道学校的事是真的?
And the community center is thriving.
社区娱乐中心也很兴旺
You know kenneth's $80 bought a chess set anda crate of condoms?
他用Kenneth的80块买了副象棋盘 和一箱避孕套
Those kids are really lucky.
这些小家伙太幸运了
Daddy,do you wanna go uptown and see the jo?
老爹 你要不要去柔道馆看看?
Or should i say the tracy jordan institute for black karate?
或者说Tracy Jordan的黑人空手道协会?
That's what y'all namin' it?
以我的名字命名的?
Thank you,son. Thank you.
谢谢你 小子 谢谢
Well,i hope you're happy with your cover.
希望你喜欢你的封面
Oh,boy. They went with birthing the chicken on the toilet.
哦 天哪 他们选了在马桶上生小鸡的这张
Why didn't you listen to me?
你为什么不听我的?
Becse i thought you were just trying to keep me from being in the magazine.
我以为你只是不想让我上杂志
I was just trying to keep you from embarrassing both of us.
我是不想你让我们俩难堪
Well,you wanted attention. You got it.
你想哗众取宠 你做到了
I hope you're happy.
希望你开心
I'm on the cover!
我上封面了!
And this is the backstage area.
这里就是后台了
Kenneth,i'd like to speak with mr. Greene for a moment.
Kenneth 我要和Greene先生私下聊聊
And as head of this tour, i'm going to deny your request.
作为观光团主管 我要拒绝你的要求
Uh,milton...
呃 Milton...
Do you rember a woman named colleen donaghy?
你记得一个叫 Colleen Donaghy的女人吗?
Sure.
当然
That takes me back a few years.
这让我想起些旧时光
- 1958? - Yeah,right.
- 1958年? - 没错
She rented me a room when i was a graduate student.
我上研究生时她给我租了个房间
One month i couldn't pay, so she said maybe there was something else i could give her.
某个月我付不起房租 她说也许我能给她点其它的东西...
So i gave her my radio.
结果我就把收音机给她了
And a couple of weeks later, we got drunk and had s.
几周以后 我们就酒后乱性了
Okay.
够了
I'm jack donaghy, colleen's son.
我是Jack Donaghy Colleen的儿子
I was born around nine months after that.
九个月后 我出生了
Oh,my god. Wha-- wait a minute.
哦 神呐 你先打住...
I - is this contest somemamma miathing?
妈妈咪呀电影那样的情节吗?
Milton...
I'm your son.
我是你的儿子
Of course you are.
可不是嘛
I should have known the minute i saw you.
我见你第一面就有这个感觉
I have a son! A beautiful son!
我有儿子了! 多帅的儿子!
And i have a dad!
我有爸爸了!
Fate has brought us together,jack.
是命运让我们走到一起 Jack
You opened a whole new chapter in my life!
你翻开了我生命中新的篇章!
Yeah. Isn't it amazing?
可不是嘛 多么奇妙的人生
Oh,you don't know the half of it!
哦 这才是冰山一角!
I need a kidney!
我需要一个肾!
Oh,god! This is so great!
哦上帝 简直太棒了!
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