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噢 没关系 我等下一趟电梯好了 Oh. That's okay. I'll just wait for the next one.
还是不了 Or not.
我是要下楼 但我不下流 I was going down. But I don't have to go straight down.
Go down 双关 下楼/口交
我们不用马上下楼 慢慢来 We're all so goal-oriented.
Goal-oriented 双关 注重结果/男性在床上目标明确 过程太短导致女性不能满足
重要的是享受过程 不是吗? It's really all about the journey. Isn't it?
还有陪伴 And the company.
我是 Peter I'm Peter.
我看见了 So I see.
啊 Grace Grace Adler Uh. Grace. Grace Adler.
好吧 就是 Grace Alder Well. Just Grace Adler.
如果我中间名也是 Grace 就有点奇怪了 Be a little weird if Grace was my middle name. Too.
埃及政治外交家 联合国第六任秘书长
是啊 想想 Boutros Boutros-Ghali 是什么感受 Yeah. Yeah. Imagine how Boutros Boutros-Ghali feels.
我马上入住 12-D I'm. Moving into 12-D.
噢 是嘛 我去过那里 Oh. Yeah. I've been in that one.
它是... 是一个两居室 对吧? It's a... it's a two bedroom. Right?
啊 不 只有一间卧室 Uh. No. Just a one bedroom.
只有我住 Just me.
这样最好 Just good.
噢 啊 实际上 我是要上楼 Oh. Uh. Actually. I'm goin' up.
噢 好吧 没关系 我是天蝎座 Oh. Well. That's okay. I'm a Scorpio.
我们热爱旅行 We love to travel.
这栋楼里每个人都长得这么好看吗? Is everyone in this building good-looking?
噢 不 我们让长得丑的走楼梯 Oh. No. We make the ugly ones take the stairs.
你打算搬进来吗? You moving in?
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
电梯是有点小 但是 呃 我有办法 She's a little small. But. Uh. I got some ideas.
我是 Will I'm Will.
啊 Peter 12-D Uh. Peter. 12-D.
12-D? 12-D?
那是个... That's a...
工作室 对吧? studio. Isn't it?
本字幕由waggers字幕组与zimuzu联合制作
时间轴 葵小树 豆猫 Water
翻译 Jesse
第一季 第十六集 捕捉爱的小游戏 S01E16 Yours, Mine or Ours
引用1968年同名喜剧/家庭电影《双乐满堂》
校对 Alanz 胜裕 Water
特效 Water 压制 Water
噢 抱歉 我迟到了 Oh. Sorry I'm late.
我的司机在57号大街上撞倒了一个行人 My driver hit a pedestrian on 57th Street.
我们必须停车 然后一大堆破事 and we had to stop and blah-blah. Ugh.
我的天 他没事吧? Oh my God. Is he okay?
嗯 有点儿慌乱 Mmm. A little rattled.
但他撞了人后一直都这样 But he always gets like that when he hits someone.
Karen... Karen...
你必须对他采取手段了 you have to do something about him.
最终 你知道 他会撞死人的 Eventually. You know. He's gonna kill someone.
你明白撞死人是错的 对吧? You understand that would be wrong. Don't you?
嗯 我猜是吧 Yeah. I guess.
炒了他 Fire him.
Grace 他年事已高 温柔体贴 孤立无援 Grace. He is old and sweet and helpless.
我不能只是因为他极其不称职就开除他 I can't just fire him because he's a raging incompetent.
我是说 也许你下得了手 但我可不行 I mean. Maybe you could. But not me.
Karen 如果这是真的话 Karen. If that were true.
我们就不会有这段对话 We wouldn't be having this conversation.
你知道 我想我是应该摆脱掉他了 You know, I guess I should just cut him loose.
我的意思是 正如甘地曾说的 I mean, as Gandhi once said.
印度民族解放运动的领导人 印度国家大会党领袖 现代印度的国父
"你只和你最软弱的仆人一样强" "You're only as strong as your weakest servant."
改编谚语 You're only as strong as your weakest link. 调侃甘地是仆人式领导 (Servant Leadership) 的代表人物 以仆人自居
我觉得他说过这话 I think he said that
甘地曾在南非领导过印度人反种族歧视的斗争
或者可能是 "天哪 这沙子可真烫!" Or maybe it was. "Wow. This sand is hot!"
亲爱的 你要接吗? 有点让人分心 Honey. Are you gonna get that? It's kind of distracting.
Grace Alder 设计室 Grace Adler Designs.
稍等 Hold on.
一 二 三 One. Two. Three.
我是 Grace This is Grace.
噢 Peter 嗨 Oh. Peter. Hi.
谁是 Peter? Who's Peter?
噢 今晚? Oh. Tonight?
噢 嗯 呃 我看下我的日程本 Oh. Um. Uh. Let me check my book.
一 二 三 One. Two. Three.
好啊 我应该有空 Yeah. It seems like I'm free.
是啊 好像还要个本子告诉你似的 Yeah. Like you need a book to tell you that.
太棒了 听起来是个不错的安排 八点见 Great. Sounds like a plan. I'll see you at 8:00.
狂笑登场 Cue the laugh.
然后是猛甩头发 And the hair toss.
好的 拜拜 Okay. Bye-bye.
所以 有什么新鲜事? 发生了什么? So. What's up? What's goin' on?
谁在和男人打情骂俏? Who's gettin' some slap and tickle?
- 我啊 - 不会吧 - I am. - Are not.
- 当然 - 和谁? - Am too. - With who?
- 一个男人! - 嘿嘿嘿 游戏结束 - A guy! - Hey-hey-hey. Game's over.
♪ 鱼儿要水里徜徉 鸟儿要空中翱翔 ♪ ♪ Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly ♪
♪ Helen Morgan - Can't Help Lovin' That Man ♪ 出自 1927 年音乐剧 Show Boat
♪ 我要至死不渝得爱上一个男人 ♪ ♪ I gotta love one man 'til I die ♪
♪ 情不自禁地爱上我的男人 ♪ ♪ Can't help lovin' that man of mine ♪
♪ 嘿 听好了 姐妹们! ♪ ♪ Hey. Listen. Sister! ♪
♪ 我爱着我的先生! ♪ ♪ I love my mister male! ♪
♪ 告诉我他很慵懒 告诉我他很呆板 ♪ ♪ Tell me he's lazy. Tell me he's slow ♪
♪ 告诉我我已痴狂 也许我早已知晓 ♪ ♪ Tell me I'm crazy. Maybe I know ♪
♪ 但还是情不自禁地爱上我的男人! ♪ ♪ Can't help lovin' that man of mine! ♪
- 接下去 Jackie! - 帕德布雷 - Take it. Jackie! - And pas de bourrée.
帕德布雷 (Pas de bourrée) 从一种古老的法国布雷舞发展而来的舞步 舒芙蕾 (Soufflé) 又称蛋奶酥 源自法国的甜品 经烘焙后质轻而蓬鬆
帕德布雷 来点舒芙蕾 and pas de bourrée and Soufflé.
我是 gay! I'm gay!
- 所以你有什么新鲜事儿啊? - 什么? - So what's goin' on with you? - What?
通过电视广播节目来传教的反同牧师
自从 Jimmy Swaggart 招妓被捕后 We haven't sung a show tune
我们都没有肆意欢歌过音乐剧名段了 since Jimmy Swaggart got caught with a hooker.
我罪孽深重! I have sinned!
模仿 Jimmy Swaggart 于1998年2月发表的演讲
发生了什么? 其貌不扬的家伙? So what's cookin'. Average lookin'?
改编 ♪ Hank Williams - Hey Good Lookin' ♪ 歌词 ♪ Say hey, good lookin' / What ya got cookin'? ♪
好的 有个男人搬进了我们的大楼 Okay. This guy moved into our building.
而且 嗯 我喜欢他 and um. And I like him.
我的天哪 Oh my God.
她还活着 还活着! She's alive. Alive!
引用1935年科幻电影《科学怪人的新娘》(Bride of Frankenstein) 经典台词
赶快如实招来! Tell me everything!
好的 Okay.
我们在电梯里相遇 然后... We met on the elevator and...
不 不 等... 等... 等等 No. No. Wai... wai... wait.
你是会专心听我说 Are you gonna pay attention.
还是要走神然后胡思乱想 Or are you just gonna drift off and think about.
比如你穿着501牛仔裤时臀型看起来怎么样? I don't know. What your ass looks like in 501s?
我全神贯注 洗耳恭听 继续说 I'm totally listening. I'm all ears. Go.
好的 Okay.
半个小时前 他打电话邀请我共进晚餐... Half an hour ago. He calls and invites me to dinner...
今晚 tonight.
所以我在想... So I'm thinking...
你已经走神了! 你又飘去哪里了?! I've lost you already! Where are you?!
我听着呢 I'm listening.
不 你没有 你刚才飘到哪里去了? No. You weren't. Where did you go?
我在认真听 别把我和你妈混为一谈 I'm paying attention. Don't mistake me for your mother.
好的 新鞋子 Okay. New shoes.
不错 Good.
这双很棒 These are good.
这会助我一臂之力 These'll work.
这样可真疼 These are painful.
脚麻了 Numb.
没时间废话了 我有要紧事要办 No time to talk. There's something I have to do.
是什么事来着? 噢 对啊 一次约会 What was it again? Oh. Yeah. A date.
- 我有一个约会 - 我的天! - I have a date. - Oh my God!
你有一个约会?! 我太激动了! You have a date?! I'm so excited!
我想听你八卦他的一切 但现在不行 因为... I want to hear all about him. But not now. Because...
我也有一个约会! I have a date. Too!
- 不是吧 - 是的! - No. - Yes!
- 不是吧!- 是的! - No! - Yes!
- 我们有约会! - 哇呼! - We have a date! - Woo!
等等 Wait a minute.
不是衰人才会为一个约会欣喜若狂吗? Don't losers get that excited about dates?
衰人可不会有人约 而我们有! Losers don't have dates. We have a date!
- 我要穿... -不要 - Should I wear the... - No.
- 那个怎么样... - 别 - What about the... - No.
- 好吧 那我就穿... - 非常好 - Okay. I'll go with the... - Good.
那我呢? What about me?
- 我该穿那个... - 不要! - Should I wear the thing... - No!
- 那件毛衣怎么样? - 别! - What about the sweater? - No!
- 我是不是应该就直接留着... - 是的! - Should I just leave on the... - Yup!
好的 Okay.
开两颗扣子还是三颗? Two buttons or three?
这个嘛 就是"我会再打给你" Well. It's the difference between "I'll call you"
和"我会叫醒你"的区别 and "I'll wake you"
我呢? 两颗还是三颗? What about me? Two buttons or three?
- 噢 当然是两颗 - 是吗? - Oh. Definitely two. - Yeah?
这是"我会给你打电话" It's the difference between "I'll call you"
调侃 Will 胸毛旺盛
和"我卖你一条毛毯"的区别 and "I'll sell you an area rug."
好的 我要拿这瓶 Jack 因为 Okay. I'm taking the Merlot
偷了饭店的赤霞珠葡萄酒而被炒鱿鱼后 Jack stole from the restaurant after they fired him
他偷来的美乐葡萄酒 for stealing the Cabernet.
给我也拿一瓶! Grab me one!
帮我把鞋拿上 Grab my shoe.
- 我们看上去怎样? - 我肯定会和我们上床 - How do we look? - I'd sleep with us.
是啊 我也会 Yeah. Me. Too.
- 这里 - 所以你们俩要上哪儿约会去? - Here. - So where are you guys goin'?
- 实际上 并不远 - 嗯 - Actually. Not too far. - Mmm.
- 你呢? - 也不太远 - What about you? - Not too far either.
听着 听着 听着 Look. Look. Look.
如果我们真要这样做 那先就一件事达成一致 好吗? If we're gonna do this. Let's agree on one thing. Okay?
如果我们其中一个感应到了 If either of gets the feeling.
朋友之上的暧昧气氛 that kind of l-like-you-more- than-a-friend vibe.
另一个人就优雅地退出 the other will bow out gracefully.
像绅士一样 Like a gentleman.
或像淑女一样 Or a lady.
或像绅士一样 Or a gentlemen.
你今天吃了意大利腊肠吗? Did you eat salami today?
没有 你用丑陋香皂洗脸了吗? No. Did you wash your face with ugly soap?
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我听到门外面有动静 I heard voices out here
但这是我在纽约的第一晚 but it being my first night in New York.
不敢出门来确认 I was afraid to check.
噢 1985年的美乐葡萄酒 Oh. A 1985 Merlot.
永远是个出色的选择 Always an excellent choice.
还有 呃 1985年的美乐葡萄酒 And a uh. 1985 Merlot.
仍然是个出色的选择 still an excellent choice.
请进 Come on in.
所以 呃 很明显 你俩互相认识 So. Uh. Clearly. You two know each other.
好吧 算是吧 我们 呃.. Well. Sort of. We're uh...
- 我们住在一起 - 只是室友 - we live together. - As roommates.
- 住在一个两居室 - 在两张床上 分开的房间 - In a two bedroom. - In two beds. In separate rooms.
没关系 我听懂了 你们俩结婚了 It's okay. I get it. You're married.
开个玩笑 Just kidding.
很好 Good.
过来吧 请坐 我去开酒 Come on in. Sit down. I'll open the wine.
我简直不敢相信你刚搬进来 I can't believe you just moved in.
这地方看上去已经很棒了 The place already looks great.
真的棒极了 Really great.
真的真的棒极了 Really really great.
谢谢 但这只是客厅 Thanks. But. It is only the living room.
相信我 你们不会想看到卧室的 Trust me. You don't want to see the bedroom.
- 待会再说 - 待会再说 - Maybe later. - Maybe later.
来吧 来吧 快坐下 Go on. Go on. Sit down.
我实在太高兴你俩都能来 I am so glad you two could make it.
你们现在正式成为我在纽约最亲密的朋友了 You're officially my closest friends in New York.
除了那个今早对着我车撒尿的人 Except for the guy who peed on my car this morning.
啊 他更像是家人 Ah. He's more like family.
我明白你的意思 我叔叔也做过同样的事 I know what you mean. My uncle does the same thing.
骗人吧你就 That's a lie.
- 敬新朋友 - 敬新朋友 - To new friends. - New friends.
你知道吗 你的笑容举世无双 You know. You have the most beautiful smile.
哪有 有点扭曲啦 It's... it's a little crooked.
- 可是 奥黛丽·赫本也是这样啊 - 噢 拜托别这么说 - Now. So was Audrey Hepburn's. - Oh. Come on now.
我讨厌我的笑容 I hate my smile.
呵呵 那就别笑了 Well. Then stop smiling.
你们知道吗 我想我们先吃点素菜吧 You know. I thought we'd start off with some veggies.
或是来点儿 4.99一磅的 or at uh. 4.99 a pound.
蔬菜沙拉 "Crudités."
棒极了 Great.
好吧 你知道古语有云 "蔬菜沙拉 明天就没了" Well. You know the old saying. "Crudités. Gone tomorrow."
是啊 真火辣 Yeah. That's hot.
我... 我爱... I... I love...
爱 爱 爱死那座雕塑 Love. Love. Love that sculpture.
噢 是嘛 Oh. Yeah.
我在非洲淘到的 I got that in Africa.
在我穿越蒙巴萨的旅行中发现的 I found that traveling through Mombasa.
啊 是啊 蒙巴萨 Ah. Yes. Mombasa.
你是上周在蒙巴萨 Will 还是... Was it last week you were in Mombasa. Will, or...
从来没去过? never.
看哪 Oh. Look.
高尔夫球棒 Golf clubs.
是的 是的 你打高尔夫吗? Yeah. Yeah. You play?
嗯 一点点 Well. A little.
我得练练我的挥杆动作 I gotta work on my swing.
把球打进高尔夫球洞里可费了我好大的力气 I have such a hard time getting the ball in the clown's mouth.
噢 你的... 你的姿势全是错的 Oh. Your... your address is all wrong.
- 这样 - 是吗? - Here. - Yeah?
让我示范给你看 Let me show you.
你只要往后收 You just want to pull back
再往前推 and follow through.
后收... Pull back...
- 低头 - 嗯 - Head down. - Mmm.
前推 Follow through.
- 好点了吧? - 好多了 - Better? - Much better.
太棒了 谢谢你 Yeah. Thank you.
噢 我得去看看晚餐怎么样了 Oh. I gotta check on dinner.
我希望你们喜欢马沙拉酒酱牛肉 I hope you like veal marsala.
我辛苦地研究了好几个小时的外卖菜单 I slaved for hours over the takeout menu.
哇噢 你简直沁人心脾 Wow. You smell great.
过奖了 Thank you.
你喷了什么? What are you wearing?
只是我的体香 Just me.
骗人吧你就 That's a lie.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
好吧 Well.
- 我想事情再清楚不过了 - 说得没错 - I think it's pretty clear. - You're right.
- 回家吧 - 回家吧 - Go home. - Go home.
- 你才要回家! - 你才要回家! - You go home! - You go home!
Peter 才不是 gay Peter is not gay.
噢 拜托 你见人就认为是异性恋 Oh. Please. You think everybody is straight.
他是 gay 所以你不用再暗送秋波了 He's gay. So you can just stop flirting.
噢 错了 思春的小姑娘 他是直男 Oh. Wrong-O, Mary Lou! He's straight.
所以你可以不用摆出 So you can stop posing
那副假装感兴趣的嘴脸了 with that fake interested look.
"啊 是啊 蒙巴萨" "Ah. Yes. Mombasa."
噢... 噢... 噢 拜托? Oh... oh... oh. Hello?
"我讨厌我的笑容" "I hate my smile."
那么你那迷人的假笑呢? What about your charming fake laugh?
那可完全比不上你的假笑 还带着... That doesn't compare to your fake laugh. With the...
噢 讲得真棒 Grace 很好笑 Oh. That's a good one. Grace. That's good.
我的天 Oh my God.
这太愚蠢了 我来这里不是为了和你竞争的 This is so stupid. I didn't come here to compete with you.
是啊 我也不是 Well. Neither did l.
我们能不能就... Can't we just...
好好坐下来 然后表现得像个正常人? sit here and behave like normal human being people?
- 一言为定 - 一言为定 - Deal. - Deal.
好吧 我希望这个做得还行 Okay. I hope this is all right.
一个问题 One question.
小牛应该有喙吗? Is veal supposed to have a beak?
相信我 司机 Believe me. Driver.
这事儿让我比你还要难受 This has been harder for me than it has for you.
Walker 夫人 Mrs. Walker.
是因为我是个糟糕的司机才解雇我的吗? am I fired because I'm... I'm a bad driver?
不 不 你车开的很好 No. No. You're very good at what you do.
我只是觉得是时候做出改变了 I just think it's time for a change.
我是说 我知道你想... I mean. I know that you want...
亲爱的 我现在在这里了 Honey. I'm over here now.
我记得你总是 I remember that you always
想在你的人生中做点别的事情 wanted to do other things in your life.
这就是为什么我记得你对木工活很感兴趣 Why. I recall you having an interest in woodworking.
- 那是厨师 - 噢 是的 我很抱歉 - That was Cook. - Oh. That's right. I'm sorry.
你爱吹竖笛 You loved the clarinet.
那是女佣 That was Maid.
亲爱的 你现在将会有很多富余的时间 Honey. You're gonna have a lot of free time on your hands now.
培养个爱好 Find a hobby.
我们有过很多美好的时光 Walker 夫人 We've had some good times. Mrs. Walker.
- 不是吗? - 噢 是很有趣 - haven't we? - Oh. It has been fun.
我记得有一次... Why. I remember the time that...
我记得有一次 Why. I remember the time that
Stan 和我在车里 Stan and I were in the car.
我们弄坏了轴承带 and we blew a fan belt.
你不得不一路把车推到新泽西 And you had to push the car all the way to New Jersey.
差点被风霜冻掉一个脚趾头 Almost lost a toe to frostbite.
这就是我心中的美好时光啊 Those were the good times.
噢 我们过去经常开车到乡村兜风 Oh. And how about when we used to take our little country drives
玩我们最爱的游戏 and play our favorite game
"惊吓马群" 还记得吗? "Spook The Horse"?
噢 Oh.
他们的确很讨厌鸣笛的声音 不是吗? They do hate the sound of that horn. Don't they?
好的 我会想你的 司机 Well. I'm gonna miss you. Driver.
但我确信你会找到你的立足之地的 But I'm sure you'll land on your feet
不像那些被你撞倒的人 unlike those people you hit.
Will 拜托 我们是天造地设的一对 Will. Come on. He's perfect for me.
除了一个小问题 我们也是天造地设的一对 Except for one little problem. He's perfect for me.
我比你更需要这段感情 I need this more than you.
噢 得了吧! Oh. Please!
你徜徉在爱的泳池里的次数已经够多了 You've had plenty of dips in the love pool.
而我仍待在小黑屋里 试穿着救生衣 I'm still in the cabana. Trying out floaties.
好吧 Okay.
- 给我电话 - 起开... - Gimme the phone. - Get...
不! No!
不给 不给 不给 不给 ! No. No. No. No!
把它给我! Give it to me!
我要紧握在手里! Put it in my hand!
我完事了就给你! You can have it when I'm done!
嗷! 你拿它弄疼我了! Ow! You're hurting me with it!
你会把它弄坏的! You're gonna break it!
Will 我告诉过你 你跟一个异性恋住的太久的话 Will. I told you. You live with a hetero long enough.
你会传染上的 you're going to catch it.
好吧 Fine.
你既然这么饥渴地想拥有他 他是你的了 You want him so bad. You can have him.
即使他是 gay! even though he's gay!
他才不是 gay He is not gay.
这什么情况? What's this?
有关性取向的问题? A question of sexual orientation?
专家驾到 The doctor is in.
- 噢 Jack... - 不 不 - Oh. Jack... - No. No.
Jack 在"三态区"里有着最灵敏的"钙达" Jack has the most finely tuned gaydar in the tri-state area.
Tri-state area 在俚语中指女性的三点/男性生殖器
嘟-嘟-嘟-嘟-嘟... 叮! Do-do-do-do-do... Ding!
他瞟一眼就能识别出谁是 gay He can name a gay guy in one note.
啊 是的 很多人都在这个学科上咨询过我这个问题 Ah. Yes. Many have sought my counsel on this subject.
他们说 "Jack 是个睿智的人 They say. "Jack is a wise man.
Jack 是个危险的人 Jack is a dangerous man.
Jack 是个伟大的人" Jack is a gr-r-r-r-eat man."
不 Jack 只是个普通人 No. Jack is just a man.
一个看穿喜欢男人的男人的男人 A man who knows men who like men.
陈述具体情况 Bring to me the facts.
好的 Okay.
在他的浴室里 有三本杂志 In his bathroom. He had three magazines.
其中一本是《玛莎·斯图尔特的生活》 and one of them was "Martha Stewart's Living."
他也有本《篮球文摘》 He also had "Basketball Digest."
啊 你们的论点都很有说服力 Ah. You both make compelling points.
但我相信真相会在第三本杂志上找到 but I believe the truth is to be found in the third magazine.
《名利场》 "Vanity Fair."
除了《名利场》 Unless it's "Vanity Fair."
你说得没错 Will 他精通于此 You're right. Will. He is good.
现在 有一个问题 Now. There is one question
可以提出来让真相大白 you can ask that will reveal the truth.
我犹豫着是否要与你们分享这个秘密 I hesitate to share this secret with you.
因为它的力量强大无比 For it has awesome power.
那个问题是怎么说的? What would that question be?
你... Are...
是... you...
gay? gay?
谢谢你 同志专家武士 Thank you Homo Won Kenobi.
绝地武士 欧比旺·克诺比 (Obi-Wan Kenobi)《星球大战》中的传奇武士
您哪位? Who is it?
噢 嘿 伙计们 是我 Oh. Hey. Guys. It's me.
哇... 哇... 哇... 嘿-嘿-嘿-嘿! Wha... wha... wha... hey-hey-hey-hey!
把你们的绝望指数 How about bringin' the desperation level
降低三级怎么样? down about three clicks?
哈? Huh?
毫无魅力可言 开门去 Not attractive. Open the door.
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
想去看电影吗? Want to go to a movie?
- 看电影 好主意 - 噢 好啊 - Movie. That's a good idea. - Oh. Yeah.
- 请先进来 - 噢 谢谢 - Why don't you come in? - Oh. Thanks.
我们很想让你认识下我们的一个朋友 We really want you to meet a friend of ours.
嗯 这位是 Jack Um. This is Jack.
嗨 很高兴见到你 Hi. Nice to meet you.
你好 Hello.
我知道了 I know.
那啥 有两部电影我都想去看看 So uh. There's a couple of movies I was into checkin' out.
嘿 Peter 呃 在我们出发前 Hey. Peter. Uh. Before we go.
我想问你一件事 there's something I want to ask you.
- Will 别这样 - Grace 我不得不问他 - Will. Don't. - Grace. I need to ask him.
- 不 你没必要这样 - 我认为这很重要 - No. You don't. - I think it's important.
- 现在不是时候 不 - 我需要知道 - Not now. No. - I need to know.
Grace 想知道你喜欢男生还是女生 Grace wants to know if you like boys or girls.
Will! Will!
诶 我是喜欢男生还是女生? Eh. Do I like boys or girls?
不是显而易见吗?! Wouldn't that be obvious?!
- 是啊 我一直在试图... - 对啊 - Yes. I've been trying to... - Yes.
- 不 我们搞不懂 - 我完全没有头绪 - No. We're having trouble. - I have no idea.
我得告诉你们 I gotta tell you.
这是我生平头一次遇见这种事情 This has never happened to me before.
听着 我们... Look. We're...
我们只是想弄清楚 We're just trying to figure out
你到底在和我们俩之间谁约会 which one of us you're dating.
约会? Dating?
谁说这是约会了? Who said anything about dating?
我以为我们只是朋友 I thought we were friends.
好吧 开始都是朋友 Well. It started out as friends.
但是... But...
你闻了我 you sniffed me.
是啊 还有 还有然后你让我握你的"球棒" Yeah. And... and then you let me hold your club.
我的天 Oh. My.
- 你去... 你去... - 你去哪里? - Where you...where you... - Where you going?
你们知道吗 我...我想改天再去看电影 You know. I'm... I'm gonna take a rain check on the movie.
这就是我搬来纽约摊上的事儿 This is what I get for movin' to New York.
还有声明一点 And to clarify things.
你不是我喜欢的类型 you're not my type.
- 可真够尴尬的 - 是呀 - That was embarrassing. - Yeah.
你作何感想? How do you feel?
你什么意思 我作何感想? What do you mean. How do I feel?
宝贝儿 你刚刚被甩了 Sweetie. You just got dumped.
哦 姐可不这样认为 Oh. I don't think so.
你才被甩了 他明显是 gay You got dumped. He's clearly gay.
拜托! Oh. Please!
- 你在说些什么呢? - 赶紧的 我们去吃饭 - What are you talking about? - Come on. Let's eat.
他是直男 He's straight.
你见人就认为是 gay You think everybody's gay.
好的 我们永远不再追求同一个男人 Okay. We never go after the same guy again.
- 除非他是乔治·克鲁尼 - 同意 - Unless it's George Clooney. - Agreed.
这样的话 我们就共侍他 In which case. We share.
嗨 Hi.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
要下去吗? Going down?
- 我们走楼梯 - 我们走楼梯 - We'll take the stairs. - We'll take the stairs.
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