那是 Joanna Beauchamp 吗 Is that Joanna Beauchamp?
她在做什么 What's she doing here?
晚上好 Joanna Evening, Joanna.
不去参加盛大的订婚宴吗 Heading to the big engagement party?
安静点 Ollie Calm down, Ollie.
没事的 It's okay.
来吧 我们走 Come on, let's go.
Freya 快点 要走了 Freya, come on, let's go!
我们要迟到了 We're gonna be late!
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
对不起 对不起 对不起 真的很对不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry,I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
我讨厌这个裙子 I hate this dress.
我该换一条 对吧 I should change, shouldn't I?
- 我还是换一条吧 - 行了 - I better go change. - Stop it.
你看着美极了 You look beautiful.
另外 你都换了五次了 Plus, you've already changed five times.
如果你还要再换 我非得抽你不可 If you do it again,I might have to smack you.
我怎么会这么紧张呢 Why am I so nervous?
这是你的订婚宴 It's your engagement party.
你当然会紧张了 Of course you're nervous.
不 不 不是这样的 No, no, it's not that.
我只是 我觉得很迷茫 I just... I feel off.
我昨晚做了个很奇怪的梦 I had the strangest dream last night.
我梦到一个男的 以前从未见过 There was this guy, and I never seen him before,
但觉得像是我很久以前就认识他的样子 but I felt like I'd known him forever.
接着他亲我了然后 整个世界都灿烂了 And then he kissed me,and... the world exploded.
这就是个典型的焦虑产生的梦 That is a classic anxiety dream.
你只是在担心结婚 那是人生中的一大步 You're worried about getting married, it's a big step,
所以你做了一个梦 梦里遇到了一个完美的男人 so create a dream scenario about the perfect guy
虽然他并不存在 who doesn't actually exist.
但我不是焦虑 But I'm not anxious.
我知道 Dash 是那个人 I know Dash is the one.
我非常爱他 I love him so much.
我不想要其他人 I don't want anyone else.
所以我才会这么纠结 Which is why I am so freaked out.
你知道我还有我做的那些梦 You know about me and my dreams.
-你不是媒灵 - 我可能是 - You're not psychic. - I might be.
- 我能解读预兆 - 胡说什么呢 - I can read auras. - That's not a thing.
你爱说啥说去吧 但我知道我有这份力量 Scoff all you want, but I know I have the gift.
你唯一拥有的超级力量 就是你的胸 You only have one superpower,and it is your breasts.
- 妈妈 - 妈妈 - Mom! - Mom!
- 你去哪了 - 吓坏我们了 - Where were you? - Scared the crap out of us.
在车里等你们啊 In the car waiting for you.
你看着真漂亮 You look beautiful.
我真不敢相信我的宝贝要结婚了 I can't believe my baby's getting married.
妈妈 这只是个订婚宴 不是婚礼 Mom, it's an engagement party, not a wedding.
快点 我们得出发了 Come on, we have to go.
*Take a walk with me*
*On the water*
*Got the power to make you a believer*
*Take you where you never been before*
*Never been before*
所以说我是唯一一个感觉到精疲力尽的人吗 So am I the only one who finds this completely exhausting?
这还不是我们的婚礼啊 And it's not even our wedding.
如果你想我可以明天就去拉斯维加斯娶你 I will marry you in Vegas tomorrow if you want.
真的吗 Really?
不论何时 何地 Wherever, whenever.
顺便说一句 Oh, and by the way,
我原谅你 I forgive you.
为了什么 For what?
你迟到了半个小时 For being a half an hour late tonight.
客人都准备看我笑话了 People were starting to look at me funny.
我才没迟到半个小时 I wasn't half an hour late.
你做什么事情都要 You are always at least
晚上个15分钟才能做完 15 minutes late for everything you do.
5分钟而已 Five minutes.
我有告诉你你值得去等吗 Did I mention you're worth the wait?
嗨 妈妈 Hi, Mom.
我还想你去哪了呢 I was wondering where you got off to.
看看这张脸 Mm. Oh, look at that.
你怎么不回到宴会上呢 Why don't you come back into the party.
这真是一条 This is such
非常有趣的裙子 亲爱的 an interesting dress, dear.
我真的很高兴你就这么把它穿出来 I like how you just put it all out there,
而不去在意别人是怎么想的 and screw what other people think is appropriate.
我真的很感激你为我们所做的一切 I really do appreciate all you're doing for us.
你不用如此花费 You don't have to be so generous.
这没什么 Oh, it's nothing.
我只是想让咱俩更亲近些 亲爱的 I want us to be close, dear.
我一直没有女儿 I never had a daughter.
我总是幻想着当 Dashiell 结婚的时候 And I was always hoping that when Dashiell married,
那个女孩和我能 that she and I would have
拥有一个我一直期盼的关系 the relationship I always dreamed of.
是的 我也盼望着 Yes, I would love that.
很好 我希望我们能做到 Good. I hope we can.
我不得不说 I just have to say,
我知道你成长在 那个 准确的说 I know that you were raised in,well, a certain way,
你知道的 这不是你的错 you know, through no fault of your own,
我真的非常想 and I would really like
能教你一些关于礼节和风格方面的东西 to help teach you about etiquette and-and style
还有其他你一直没有机会去学习的东西 and all the other things that you never had a chance to learn.
我们可以晚点再谈 But we can talk about that later.
我会带你吃午餐 I'll take you to lunch,
我们会一起逛街 and we'll go shopping.
我会给你找到一个适合你的 SPA I'll find you a bra that actually fits.
真是棒极了 快看啊 Ooh, that's wonderful!Look at that.
我希望你能噎死 I hope you choke on it.
妈妈 你没事吧 Mom? Are you okay?
嘿 Hey.
姐们 Dude...
别叫我姐们 Don't call me "dude."
你绝对不会相信我刚才干什么了 You'll never believe what I just did.
我让 Dash 的妈妈噎着了 靠我的意念 I made Dash's mother choke,with my mind.
她还好吗 Is she okay?
你完全抓不住重点 You're totally missing the point.
我有吗 Am I?
Ingrid 她就差直接喊我 Ingrid, she basically called me
粗俗没品的穷乡巴佬了 a poor townie with bad taste and no manners,
然后我就咒她噎死 结果她真噎着了 and then I wished for her to choke, and she did.
然后呢 So...
然后我就非常确定 So I'm pretty sure there's no way
这绝不仅仅是个巧合 that could just be a coincidence.
然后你就忘了概率是什么东西了 Then you don't understand statistics and probability.
我不需要懂 我有魔力 I don't need to;I have powers.
噎死人的魔力 Choking powers.
要恭喜你吗 Congratulations?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
Ingrid 是他 Ingrid, it's him.
谁啊 Who?
我梦里的那个男人 The guy from my dream.
好吧 那个家伙确实很帅 Okay, that guy is fairly hot.
你脸红了吗 Are you blushing?
这不可能 This can't be happening.
是不可能 It's not.
你感受到的是一种叫做错觉的东西 You are experiencing something called illusory correlation.
你梦见了一个帅哥 You had a dream about a hot guy,
然后你碰到了一个帅哥 and now you see a hot guy,
你就反过来把他认作你梦里的帅哥 so you retroactively turn him into the guy from your dream,
这样你就能说你的梦能预知 so you can say the dream is prescient
虽然它真的只是个巧合 when it's really just a coincidence.
你真觉得什么事都是巧合 You think everything's a coincidence.
- 因为大部分事情是 - 行了吧 Ingrid - Because most things are. - Come on, Ingrid!
先是 Dash 的妈妈 现在又是这个 First Dash's mom and now this?
你怎么解释 What's your explanation?
我只能说你因为结婚压力 I would say you're losing it
- 脑袋懵了 - 我得喝点东西 - due to wedding stress. - I need a drink.
别闹啊 Stop.
很诡异 对吧 Creepy, right?
是啊 Yeah.
- 非常诡异 - 不好意思 - Extremely creepy. - Sorry.
不是故意要吓唬你的 Beauchamp 太太 Didn't mean to startle you, Mrs. Beauchamp.
Dash Dash.
行了 我们可是在你的订婚宴上啊 Come on, we're at your engagement party,
你要娶我的女儿啊 你可以叫我 Joanna you're marrying my daughter;you can call me Joanna.
当然 Of course.
Joanna Joanna.
你知道吗 这就是在二十世纪早期 You know, it's-it's actually the man who built this place
建起这栋房子的人 back in the early 1900s.
Archibald Browning Archibald Browning.
你听说过他 You heard of him?
是啊 他可真是个婊子养的 Yeah, he was a real son of a bitch.
我看书看的 So I've read. He...
不 我是说 他确实有一些奇怪的爱好 No, I mean, he was into some weird stuff.
那倒是真的 That's for sure.
我是说 这个地方的风格 I mean, the architecture of this place,
非常的 非常独特 不得不说 it's, uh, well, it's unique, I'll give it that.
修复过程确实是一个挑战 The restoration process was certainly a challenge.
是啊 你修复的让人眼前一亮 Well, you did a spectacular job.
谢谢 Beauchamp 太太 Thank you, Mrs. Beauchamp.
抱歉 Joanna Sorry. Joanna.
请原谅我 Please forgive me.
我 我从小伴着各种规矩长大的 I... yeah, I grew up with a lot of rules.
你可得知道我女儿可不怎么喜欢规矩 Well, you should know that my daughter does not like rules.
如果你让她做些什么 And if you tell her to do something,
她就跟你对着干 she'll do the opposite.
这就是我爱她的原因 That's what I love about her.
你才只认识她几个月而已 Well, you've only known her for a few months.
一年内你打算勒死她的时候 Check back with me in a year
记得跟我联系 when you're ready to strangle her.
我要一杯鸡尾 I'll have a gimlet.
请来杯橄榄马提尼 Dirty martini please.
- Adam - Igrid - Adam. - Igrid
嘿 你看起来不错 Hey.You look great.
很高兴见到你 So good to see you.
这间屋子真是不可思议啊 So, um, this house is incredible, huh?
- 我从没进来过 - 是啊 - I've never actually been inside. - Yeah.
你知道这里有一些人们用来进行 Did you know there are all these tunnels and secret rooms
宗教动物献祭活动 where they used to have ritual animal sacrifices
或者性虐派对的密室和密道 and sadomasochistic sex orgies
人们赤身裸体的扭动着 with people writhing around naked,
身上涂满了羊血 covered in goat blood?