大家都没事吧 摩登家庭 第四季 第4集 1 Is everybody okay?!
我没事 I'm fine.
多谢等我 Thanks for waiting.
刚是什么声音 What was that?
不管什么爆炸 逃生方式都一样 Water heater,gas line - The training's the same,people.
身体放低 快速撤离 Just stay low and move out!
亲爱的 Luke不见了 Honey,luke's gone.
Claire 人体自燃现象非常少见 Claire,spontaneous human combustion is very rare.
我没说他自爆 Phil I don't think he exploded,phil.
绳梯很好用 The rope ladder works.
好在我还会正确逃生 At least someone followed protocol.
是那个 Oh!Oh,it's there!
Luke的烂箱子在冒烟 Smoke is coming out of luke's stupid suitcase.
有其父必有其子 Luke是个魔术师 Like his old man,luke is a magician.
老爸从网上找了个老师教我魔术 I'm taking lessons from some guy my dad found online.
他可是莫德斯托术士协会会长 He came personally recommended from the guy
亲自推荐的人选 who runs the warlock conference up in modesto.
我先占了 老爹 Ocupado,big guy.
你找其他地方睡吧 Find another foxhole.
大家跟我学唱歌 this is how we learn to sing
谁能和我飙高音 who can go up here with me
Cam要在本地中学里教音乐了 cam took a job teaching music at the local middle school.
明天是他第一天上班 Yeah,his first day is tomorrow.
我非常兴奋 不过更替学生们感到高兴 I'm excited for me,but I'm probably more excited for the students
因为好老师会让人受益终生 because a great teacher is a gift.
这还没开始呢 Hasn't started yet.
我要向我高中的音乐老师致敬 I have to tip my hat to my high school music teacher...
她天赋秉异 还兼任校橄榄球队的防守协调员 A real force of nature who was also the defensive coordinator for the football team
还是畜牧社团里 负责监管牛分娩的指导老师 and supervised calf birthing for the animal husbandry club.
Doris Olson Doris olson.
出色的女性 Great lady.
是女哒 Lady.
大家跟我学唱歌 this is how we learn to sing
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摩登家庭 第四季 第4集 Modern Familu Season 04 Episode 04
Jay 我会想念你的 Ay,jay,i'm going to miss you.
只是一晚而已 It's one night.
那也不行 不想让你离开 一晚也不行 No,I don't want to be without you,not even one night in my whole life.
我能为你做些什么 What can I make you?
比如睡觉时 不要总占我的地方 How about a little room on my side of the bed?
我知道不该抱怨 我老婆是绝世美女 可是... I mean,I shouldn't complain.My wife's a knockout.But...
她现在怀孕了 变得很... She's at that place in her pregnancy where,she's,you know...
占地儿 Ample.
还打呼噜 And the snoring.
上次做B超时 婴儿姿势是这样的 I swear in the last ultrasound,the baby was like this...
我明天中午应该就能回来了 So I should be home about noon tomorrow.
谁把咖啡都喝了 Who drank all the coffee?
我喝掉不少 Oh,i,uh,I had quite a bit of that.
你也知道 我最近睡眠不太好 You know,I haven't,um,been sleeping too well.
话说原因很有趣 There's actually a funny story about what's causing that.
妈 我非常清楚你现在身体上的变化 Mom,I'm fully aware of the changes your body is going through,
怀孕期间 鼻塞也很常见 and that nasal stuffiness is very common during pregnancy,
但咱家正面临危机 but we got a crisis in this house.
你一直都在打鼾 You've been snoring.
我给你买了止鼾鼻贴 But I got you these nasal strips.
广告里那老头 鼾声如雷都能治 In the commercial,the old man's angry red sound waves turn a gentle blue.
你把我比作老头吗 So I'm like an old man?
不是的 no!
那就是像狗一样咯 Like a dog then?
或者猪 A pig?
你说吧 我是像老头 还是狗或猪 What is it,manny?I'm an old man,a dog,or a pig?
Jay 你帮我说说话 Jay,help me out here.
你也听见了 You've heard it.
我不知道这小子在说什么 I don't know what the boy's talking about.
他可能是要青春期了 这样不好哦 If this is a glimpse of teenage manny,I don't love it.
你应该尊重你漂亮的妈妈 Have a little respect for your beautiful mother.
多谢了 Jay Thank you,jay.
你说得没错 You're right.
对不起 妈妈 Sorry,mom.
Jay 祝你去旧金山玩得愉快 And,jay,have a great trip to san francisco.
8点45到8点50之间 送Lily上学 Okay,lily's drop-off time is between 8:45 and 8:50,
所以你9点之前 应该能到公司 so you should be fine to get to work by 9:00.
这是她的书包清单 Here is her checklist for her backpack.
我都计划好了 Oh,I have this whole thing planned.
走进教室 外套一脱 我就说"高音来了" Okay,I'm gonna walk in,take off my jacket,and say,"here comes treble.
第一天就这么高调啊 " Big swing on the first day.
不要泼我冷水啊 Please don't tamp down my enthusiasm.
还有什么事来着 Okay,what else?
调光器开关坏了 你得叫电工 但不要找Brad The dimmer came in for the switch,so I want you to call the electrician,but not brad.
记得吗 上回他账单有问题 Remember?We had a problem with him last time about the billing.
他想在抬头上留自己的名字 He wanted his name above the title?
这笑话你讲过了 Yes,you've done that joke before.
好萌 好好笑 还有 So cute.So funny.What else?
Lily要给Gio买生日礼物 Lily needs to get a present for gio's birthday party.
别被请帖搞混了 And don't be thrown by the invitation.
是海盗派对 不是普拉提派对 It is a pirates party,not a pilates party.
坐好了 我要说说果汁盒 Now sit.I wanna talk juice boxes.
Cam 我知道了 Cam.Cam,I know what's happening here.
你第一天上班 紧张兮兮的 You're feeling very anxious about your first day at work,
就把焦虑转移到我和Lily上了 and you're focusing that anxiety on my day with lily.
是吗 Really?
你怎么不说我信心爆棚 惊艳全场 Are you sure I'm not completely confident about my first day because it's gonna be a home run,
我还担心你照顾不好Lily呢 and I am worried about you because you're taking on a little bit more of the lily load?
别害怕 宝贝 Don't be scared,sweetie.
她才没害怕 She's not scared!
你干什么呢 Wh-wh-what are you doing?
有事尽管打电话 Just call me if you need me.
- 我才不会打 - 谢谢你今天帮我排忧解难 - I won't! - And thank you for managing my expectations today.
其实没必要啦 Not necessary.
我昨晚看见你练习鞠躬了 I saw you practicing a bow last night.
我闹着玩的啦 That was just in fun.
中学生八成不会把玫瑰花瓣洒我脚下的 You know,I highly doubt some teenagers are gonna throw rose petals at my feet.
不过第一节课掌声经久不息 也不足为奇 But I wouldn't be surprised if I got slow-clapped out of my first class.
不对 Wrong.
我正在思考呢 I am thinking.
你要真在思考 就不会把华盛顿州的首府写成西雅图 If you were thinking,you wouldn't have seattle as the capital of washington.
对哦 是斯波坎 Yeah.It's spokane.
那美国第11任总统就成了James K.Pslk Sure,which makes the 11th president of the united states "james k.Pslk.
Alex 别说了 " Okay,alex,stop.
我还在摸索答案嘛 I'm trying to figure this out.
时间到 笨蛋 是奥林匹亚 Buzz.Time's up,dummy.It's olympia.
疼就喊出来哦 Make sure you sound out the big scary words.
妈妈 我有心事 好烦恼 Mom,something's on my mind,and it's really bothering me.
我也好烦它 但它可能会成为富婆 Yeah,it's really bothering me,too,but I think it's gonna be rich,
所以咱还是善待它 so we better be nice to it.
我不想玩魔术了 I wanna quit magic.
什么 What?
我没兴趣了 可爸爸会难过吧 I'm not really interested anymore,but I don't think dad's gonna be happy.
宝贝 别担心你爸爸会失望 Oh,sweetheart.Don't worry about disappointing your father.
他会尊重你的意愿的 He only wants you to do it if you wanna do it.
这样吧 Tell you what.
我去和爸爸谈谈 I will talk to dad
和爸爸谈谈 好严肃哟 Talk to dad?That sounds serious.
远离毒品 好好学习 Don't do drugs.Stay in school.
Luke不想玩魔术了 Luke wants to quit magic.
绝对不行 That's not happening.
晚饭见 Well,see you guys at dinner.
亲爱的 你都不想谈谈吗 Sweetheart,don't you even want to talk about this?
有什么好谈的 这孩子天生是块料 What's to talk about?The kid's a natural.
他双手灵巧 条理分明 有模有样 He has everything-the hands,the patter,the outfits.
好吧 咱想象一下 Okay,let's play this out.
就算他是百里挑一 最好的结果是什么 Even if he is one in a million,what's our best case scenario here?
他会成为 什么来着... He becomes,what...
- 专业魔术师吗 - 专业魔术师呀 - A professional magician! - A professional magician?
亲爱的 咱儿子有天赋 Honey,the boy has a gift.
你要置之不理吗 You wanna just throw that away?
置之不理不是重点 I don't think it's about throwing it away.
- 你是在揠苗助长 - 我就没有发言权吗 - I think it's about you pushing him - don't I get a say in any of this?
抱歉 我没你那么喜欢魔术 I'm sorry I don't like magic as much as you,but I don't.
这无关魔术 This isn't about magic.
这是我的生活 却掌控在你手中 No,it's about my life and you controlling it.
你下了决心 Look,you made a commitment.
就要遵守 You will honor that commitment.
我讨厌你们 I hate it here!
人呢 Luke!
姑娘们 小伙子们 注意了 All right,young ladies and gentlemen,if I can have your attention,please.
坐好了 Let's settle down
暂时跟邻居告别 跟当下告别 and let's say a temporary good-bye to your neighbor and to life as you know it,
因为高音来了 because here comes treble.
没错 朋友们 它大驾光临富兰克林中学 That's right,my friends,we got treble,right here at franklin middle.
我是Cameron宝 唱着G大调 各位早上好 I'm cameron t.,and that rhymes with "g," and that stands for "good morning"!
没错 就要这种热情 有什么问题 Yes!Love the enthusiasm.Go ahead.First question.
Namagachi先生什么时候回来 When's Mr.Namagachi coming back?
Namagachi不会回来了 不过我要给你们介绍一个人 Okay,Mr.Namagachi isn't coming back,but there is somebody that i'd like to introduce you to.
不知道你们正式见过没有 Don't know that you properly met.
她是我的好朋友 她的名字叫音乐 She's a good friend of mine,and she goes by the name of "music.
我朋友有时羞答答 " And sometimes my friend music can be shy.
有时气冲冲 Sometimes she can be angry!
有时趣多多 Sometimes she can be playful.
有时舞魅天下哟 And sometimes she can be downright a-funky!
惨不忍睹呀 Train wreck.
Mitchell那关 他肯定没过 There's no way he ran this past mitchell.
爸爸都停在学校后门的 Daddy always parks in the back of the school.
我知道 宝贝 可后门停车位满了 I know,sweetie,but,uh,those spots were all taken.
因为我们迟到了吗 Because we're late?
不 咱就迟了一分钟 因为堵车嘛 No,we're,like,a minute late,and that's 'cause of traffic.
你没固定好我的车座 害我重心不稳 And because I tipped over.You didn't snap my car seat right.
肯定没给你留下阴影吧 Okay,well,it certainly didn't hurt your memory any.
你的午饭 All right,here's your lunch.
你弄洒了 You spilled it!
怎么上面没封住啊 Why is the top open?
爸爸都给我封口的 Daddy always zips it for me.
你自己怎么不拉上 Maybe you should zip it.
我听见了 I heard that.
- 还剩下几分钟 - Namagachi先生 - So with just a few more minutes left - Mr.Namagachi...
曾在这工作 但被开除了 Used to work here,but he got fired,okay?
现在来组一支管弦乐队 你们的身体就是我最爱的乐器 So now let's form an orchestra made up of my favorite instruments Your beautiful bodies.
越来越猥琐了 Gettin' creepy.
你们来帮我拍桌子 Okay,so you guys are gonna be my,uh,table slappers.
你们是贝斯手 You're my bass line.
后面的当小号手 吹主旋律 Okay,and you're gonna be mouth trumpeters in the back with the melody.
好了 现在我们一起合奏 Okay,now let's bring it all together.
一 二 三 One,two,three.
贝斯手 再柔和一点 The bass line is a little A little softer.
小号 响一点 Okay,louder with the mouth trumpets.
太好了 谢谢大家 Okay.Great.Well,thank you so much.
今天第一次课很不错 And,um,I thought it was a great first day.
互动很好 And I love the give-and-take,everyone.
And,um...
喂 爸爸 Hey,dad.
三藩怎么样 How's frisco?
会议提前结束了 My meetings ended early.
我不用住一晚了 I didn't even have to spend the night.
别说"三藩" And don't say "frisco.
这里人讨厌别人这么说 " They hate it when you call it "frisco.
你怎么知道 " How do you know what they hate?
你才去过两次 You've been there two times in your life.
够了 我一周没睡觉了 Anyway,I haven't slept in a week.
Gloria打起呼来像只水牛 Gloria's snoring like a water buffalo.
她怀孕了 很难受 Well,she's pregnant.It's uncomfortable.
她重了几斤 15 20 25 30 What,she put on 15?20?25?30?
又来了 We're not doing this again.
我该怎么跟她说 How do I bring it up?
首先 不能说 Well,for starters,you don't.
忍着 You suck it up.
爸爸 比你小30岁的性感老婆 Dad,your hot wife who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old,
怀着你的孩子 这是多少男人梦寐以求的 is pregnant with a baby you conceived doing something most men would kill to do.
我只是太累了 I'm just so tired.
跟她比起来 你这只是九牛一毛 It's a small sacrifice compared to what she's going through.
- 小可怜 她重了几斤 30 35 40 45 - 我挂了 - Poor thing,what with the extra...30?35?40?45? - We're done.
好的 这个怎么样 All right,here we go.How's this?
我们不是买这种 That's not the kind we get.
好吧 Okay.
Cam 又来查岗啦 Hello?Hey,cam.Just checking in on me again?
只想问你接到Lily没有 Yeah.Just wanted to see if you got lily.
接到了 我们在超市 很开心 Yeah,we're-we're just- We're at the grocery store,having a great time.
好吧 关于购物单 Yeah.Any questions about the...
有啥要问的吗 About the grocery list?
不 刚买了格兰诺拉 No,we're just picking up the granola.
你的处女秀 反响如何 So how was it?How was the big debut?
在孩子们座位中间溜达 感觉怎么样 Was it a comfortable ride around the schoolyard on the shoulders of the children?
我站在讲台上课 Well,I stood and delivered.
多谢讽刺 Thank you for sarcastically asking.
你叫电工修灯了吗 Okay,did you call the electrician about the dimmer?
叫了 他正在另一条线上呢 Yes.Yeah.Yeah,I'm on the other line with him right now.
好吧 那我挂了 Oh,well,I should probably let you go.
看紧Lily Keep your eye on lily.
她喜欢乱跑 She has a tendency to wander off.
Cam 我完全能够... Cam...Uh,wh-wh-i'm- I'm totally capable of...
她走丢了 是吧 You lost her,didn't you?
没有 她就在我跟前 No.No,no,no,no.No,she is right next to me.
宝贝儿 Hi,honey.
我能从你声音里听出来 I can hear it in your voice.
去乳品区找找 Look in the dairy case.
Cam 你真以为我会... Cam,do you honestly think that I would lose...
门不是拉的 是滑门 The doors don't pull.They slide.
装作没看见 You never saw me.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
hey.
我想过了 如果你真想放弃魔术 那就随你 Look,um,I thought about it,and if you really want to,you can quit magic.
但要最后做一件事 完成巴特勒逃生术 You just have to do one thing first Execute the butler's escape.
人尽皆知 巴特勒逃生术是魔术师 It goes without saying that the butler's escape is one of the most challenging feats
最具挑战的逃生术之一 of escapology an illusionist can perform.
它源于一个着名的典故 Flanning公爵的男仆Percy It's-it's based,of course,on the well-known story of the earl of flanning's manservant percy,
被关在伦敦塔里 众所周知 who was imprisoned in the tower of london,and as we all know,
他在上枷锁时不肯脱下制服 refused to take off his uniform when he was shackled.
大家都知道 看守Gert睡着时 Famously,as the,uh,tower guard gert slept,
Percy逃脱枷锁 跳过看守 从而有了名句 expression也有表情的意思 percy freed himself and leapt over the sleeping guard,giving rise to the popular expression...
"跳过看守的Percy" "percy jumped the gert.
你为什么要让我耍这烂把戏 " Why are you making me do this stupid trick?
我认为你想放弃 I think you're quitting...
是因为魔术越来越难 但不应因此半途而废 Because magic's getting hard,and that's not a good reason for quitting anything.
但是呢 But...
如果你能完成这个 我就相信你是真不喜欢魔术 If you can do this,then I'll know that you genuinely don't like it,
我会支持你发展其他兴趣 and you'll have my blessing to pursue other interests.
没有绑线 No strings attached.
对不起 Sorry,buddy.
真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你开玩笑吧 You're kidding,right?
你还真迷上这烂节目了 You cannot really be enjoying that stupid show.
我正在换台呢 I was changing channels.
天啊 你最近为什么这么刻薄 God.Why are you so mean lately?
发生什么事了 Is something wrong with you?
很明显嘛 Is it that obvious?
我的天 快来 跟我聊聊 Oh,my gosh.Come on.You can talk to me.
好吧 Well...
学校里有个女孩 There's this girl at school,and...
她怀孕了 She got pregnant.
不 no.
真的 I know.
我一直想帮她 可她吃那些药 让她动不动就爆发 I've been trying to help her,but with all the pills she's taking,she kinda lashes out.
宝贝 这事你一个人搞不定的 Oh,honey,this is too much for you to take on alone.
她爸妈呢 Where are the parents?
他们帮不上忙 They're no help.
她爸爸成天为开整形医院忙碌 Dad's all consumed with his plastic surgery business,
她妈以前是个模特 现要转行唱歌 and her mom's an ex-model who's trying to launch a music career.
你是在描述我刚刚看的节目吗 You're describing the show I was just watching,right?
我只是 偶尔夹杂一些小说情节 I'm just saying,mix in a book every now and then.
毒舌 毒舌 Mean!Mean!
设身处地为我想想 Try to see this from my perspective.
想不来 I can't.
我儿子不能当逃兵 I'm not raising a quitter.
信我 知子莫若父 Trust me.I know what's best for you.
卡着点时间啊 And watch your time.
表演版里 绳子是点着的 你得悬在钉板之上 In the stage version,the rope's on fire,and you're suspended over a bed of nails.
讨厌 I hate this!
为什么逼我干这个 Why are you making me do this?
利用你的怒火 Lukini Use that anger,lukini.
用它打开恐惧之门 Let it be the key that opens the vault of fear...
通向盛有不败良方的希望之杯 That holds the chalice of hope that contains the elixir of success.
再过短短几分钟 In a few short minutes...
妈的妈 我的姥姥 你这就搞定啦 Son of alkazeel!You've done it!
我不干了 I quit.
第一天上班感觉如何 So how was your first day?
细细讲来 Tell me everything.
那真叫人气爆棚啊 Well,you know,it was a lovefest.
孩子们 你晓得嘛 And the kids - They were,you know,and...
烤肉吗 Is that a roast?
对的 W - yes.Yes.
居然闻得见... But I'm surprised you could smell it over the ...
无奶黄椒汤配干酪面包丁哦 no dairy yellow pepper bisque with cheesy croutons.
- 居然有时间烘烤 还做了汤 - 爸爸 - You had time to do a roast and soup. - Hi,daddy!
小乖乖 Hi,angel!
怎么样 想爸爸没 How are you?Did you miss daddy?
澡洗了 头也梳了 Bathed and braided.
是啊 来点灯光气氛 Yeah.Let me just put you in a more flattering light here.
调光器 The dimmer.
谁给你帮忙了 Who'd you call?
就是我自己呗 I called myself 'cause I did it.
取完Gio的礼物 还有些时间 我就... Yeah,I had time after picking up gio's present,so,uh...
给爸爸看看是啥 Go show daddy what it is.
- 好 - 乖 - Okay. - Yeah.
貌似你今天也很成功嘛 It sounds like you had a pretty successful day yourself.
略微搞定罢了 Well,it's just a matter of being organized.
不过我这是班门弄斧呀 But who am I telling,huh?
你每天都做这些 You do this sort of stuff every day.
吹一吹再吃 Oh,blow on that.
给我讲讲你的学生 So tell me more about the kids.
跟我想的一样 Well,it was as I predicted,you know.
他们就缺个人 唤醒音乐细胞 They just needed somebody to come in there and bring music back to life.
那个人就是 And,you know,that person was...
就是... That person was...
就不是我 It's not me!
怎么了 What's happening?
悲剧了 Mitchell It was a disaster,mitchell.
他们不喜欢我 They hated me!
不光是学生 老师也是 Not just the kids,the teachers.
没人愿意跟我同桌吃午饭 自己孤零零 They wouldn't sit with me at lunch.I had to sit alone.
亲爱的 Oh,honey.
还有我的汗衫 被商店老师泼果汁 And my sweater-the shop teacher spilled juice on it.
他说不小心 谁信啊 He said it was an accident,but it wasn't an accident.
没事的 It's okay.
谁说的 It's not okay!
我惨败而归 I failed miserably.
再看看你 干得多棒 And look at you.You did everything so perfectly.
呃...是哈 Well,yes.
也没啦 你看... And-and-and no.Look,look,I...
我要告诉你 I gotta tell ya.
这些年看你做家务 我也学到一些 又完善了一下 I've just been watching how you've done things all these years,and I just perfected it.
- 饶了我吧 Mitchell - Claire - Oh,please,mitchell! - Claire...
Cam 他跟你一样衰 Cam,he was every bit the failure you were.
接Lily去晚了 He was late picking up lily.
还得护理员陪着她 She was in with the custodians.
晚饭他基本没上手 更别提调光器了 The only thing he had less to do with than dinner was the dimmer.
Lily头发都拧巴了 糊了一坨口香糖 And her hair was in braids because there was gum in it.
还有 And...
抱抱作甚 Why are we hugging?
如果他找你帮忙 还得听你唠叨 Because I know if he called you for help and heard as many insults as I know he had to hear,
那他今天必定比我悲催 then he had a worse day than me.
Cam 她可怕怕啦 Oh,she was horrible,cam.
没事啦 会好的 You know what?It's gonna get better.
我知道 适应新角色需要时间 No,I know.We just need some time to settle into these new roles.
你让我别期望过高是对的 You were right to lower my expectations.
我要也低调点就好了 I just wish I had lowered mine.
姑娘们 就不用谢我了哇 This gonna work its way around to a "thank you," ladies?
嗨 亲 Hey,honey.
惊喜 我到旧金山了 Surprise!I'm in san francisco!
啥啊 What?
我把Manny放在朋友家 虽然不靠谱 可我飞来啦 I dropped manny at a friend's and,I know it's crazy,but I hopped on a plane and I'm here!
这就开车去酒店 I'm driving to the hotel.
忒好了 That is so great.
问题是吧 我不在酒店这里 The thing is,honey,i'm not here right now.
我在外面吃饭呢 See,I'm,uh,i'm out at dinner.
可能一时半会... Probably won't be back for,um...
还回不去 Oh,I don't know.A couple of hours.
没事 我在酒店等你 It's okay.I'll wait for you there.
别想不开 Don't be silly.
来趟旧金山多难得啊 How often do you get to san francisco?
那边好多地方能去呢 There's so much to see there.
我是说 这边 I mean,here.
吉拉德里广场呀 渔人码头呀 恶魔岛呀 Ghirardelli square?Fisherman's wharf?Alcatraz?
记得坐电动车哈 Hey,take that segway tour.
电动车游城最好玩儿了 That's a great way to see the city.
点杂烩时 记得要面包碗那种 And when you get the chowder,make sure it's in one of those bread bowls.
碗也可以吃哦 You can eat the bowl.
众生难忘啊 Yeah,it's a story you'll tell for a lifetime.
要不这样 晚点... You know what?Later on...
咱俩还可以看你的兰斯伯顿DVD Maybe we can watch some of your lance burton dvds.
我就想试试这个逃脱技法 Thanks.I think I just wanna try this escape.
手臂能绑紧点吗 Would you mind tightening my arms?
没问题 Oh.Sure.
我很难接受 你懂吗 It's just hard,you know?
他一向继承我的兴趣 但这次不然 It's the first time he hasn't shared one of my interests.
不敢去想 这就是我们产生隔阂的开始 It's scary to think that this is the start of us growing apart.
老公 这可能是必经阶段 Oh,honey,it's probably just a phase.
Alex就在进入了某种阶段 Alex is going through something right now.
我希望能搞明白 I wish I could figure that out.
我要窒息了 I can't breathe.
焦虑啊 Anxiety.
不 我在跟夹克对抗 No,no,I'm-i'm fighting the jacket.
这种脱身术 关键就是保持平衡 The key to this escape is balance.
这魔术就是基于对抗力量互相制衡的 The whole thing is based on the idea of opposing forces holding each other in check.
还真有点道理呢 That actually makes some sense.
有点道理吗 Some sense?
有两件事 我最清楚了 there are two things I know with dead certainty
一是叠罗汉时如何做肩翻滚 二是管家脱身术 How to shoulder roll out of a human pyramid,and the black arts of the butler's escape.
不是 咱家失衡了 因为Alex失去对抗力量了 No,honey,our house is out of balance because alex is missing her opposing force.
你别走呀 Y-you're missing out.
这种脱身术是视觉享受的 Some people describe this escape as visual poetry.
老婆 Honey?
哎呀 Oh,no.
Gloria Gloria.
你说你在三藩 其实是在这住酒店 You told me that you were in frisco,and you were here in a hotel?
先让我说一句哈 Let me just say one thing.
别说三藩 他们讨厌这名字 Don't say "frisco." They hate that.
你究竟是怎么找到我的 And how the hell did you find me?
最近家里是有点聒噪啦 学校图书馆更乱 The house has been a little noisy lately,and the school library is a pickup scene.
作为一个孩子 到哪寻求片刻安宁呢 So where does a kid go for some peace and quiet?
要是你有小三了 赶紧告诉我 Tell me right now if you're having an affair,
好让我择日杀了你 and we will find some time later for me to kill you.
没有 我只是想过一个没有鼾声的夜晚 No.I'm just trying to have one night away from your snoring.
- 你来酒店睡觉吗 - 我累爆了 - You came to a hotel to sleep? - I'm exhausted,
又不想伤你自尊 但你真的又肥又吵 and I didn't want to hurt your feelings,but you're huge and you're loud.
就像跟Rush Limbaugh睡一样 It's like sleeping with rush limbaugh.
我不想告诉你 And I didn't want to bring it up
因为我发现你对我发飙时 就像对Manny发飙一样 because I figured you'd get mad at me the way you got mad at manny.
你说我打鼾 我没发飙 I am not mad at you because you told me that I snore.
我发飙是因为你什么都不说 I am mad at you because you didn't say anything.
因为我不想挨骂啊 'cause I didn't want to get yelled at.
哎呦 太悲催了 Well,too bad.
你跟我结婚 就注定要被嚷嚷 When you're married to me,you're going to get yelled at many times.
你有够强大 能受得住的 And you're tough enough to take it.
咱俩的婚姻生活 我就爱这一点 That's what I love about our marriage.
咱有啥说啥 第二天就和好如初 We can say whatever we want,but the next day,we're still there.
我也喜欢这点 That's what I like about it,too.
你要是不原谅我 我该说些啥 What am I gonna say you couldn't forgive me?
多着呢 Jay There are things,jay.
准备走了吗 You ready to go?
我在想 浪费酒店房太可惜了 I was thinking,it's such a shame that this hotel room is going to go to waste.
我喜欢事情的新走向 I like where this is headed.
给Manny做点意粉 Make manny some pasta.
明天早上见 好吧 I'll see you tomorrow morning,okay?
- 爸爸 - 小家伙 - Hey,dad. - Hey,buddy.
- 对不起 我... - 不不 - Look,I...I'm sorry if I... - No,no,no.
别道歉 No,don't apologize.
咱还有很多事可以一起做呢 There's still plenty of stuff we can do together.
所以如果你想退出 你就...退出 So if you want out,you are...Out!
我知道咱买过好多魔术用具 Uh,I know we bought a lot of magic stuff,
有些我们可以退回去的 梅林帽啦 手套啦 还有大多数披风 but we can return some of it - Merlin's hat,the gloves,most of the capes.
胡迪尼的魔杖呢 What about houdini's wands?
那些坏掉了 They kinda got broken.
三支都坏掉了吗 怎么可能 都是碳纤维的 All three?What happened?I got you carbon fiber.
在学校被同学乱搞弄的 Some kids were messing around with them at school.
什么意思 What do you mean?
他们做了什么 What-what were they doing?
我真的不想说 I don't really want to talk about it.
我也曾经历过 被同学乱搞我的东西 You know,I went through that,kids-kids messing with my stuff.
真的吗 Really?
没错 高中时 我首次被提名参加少年筋斗大会 Oh,yeah.In high school,when I first got nominated for junior tumbling congress,
我父母得签一份...放行 my parents had to sign a...Release!
结果被同学晕菜Brindizzi看见了 抢过去了 还嘲笑我 Anyway,my buddy dizzy brindizzi saw it,grabbed it,and made a lot of fun of me.
我想过不去参加了 I thought about not going.
但你去了 But you did.
没错 Oh,yeah.
玩得好开心 Had a blast.
交到好多朋友 跟好多女选手共享奶昔 Made a lot of friends,shared milkshakes with more than one female tumbler.
我不再介意别人怎么想 去做我想做的事情 The minute I stopped caring what other people thought and started doing what I wanted to do,
那一刻 我终于感到了...自由 is the minute I finally felt...Free!
哥们 Buddy...
你要自己做决定 我会无条件支持 You're gonna make your own choices,and whatever you decide,i'll always support you.
你这么说 不是因为你被困住了吧 You're not just saying all this 'cause you're stuck,right?
你的决定从不曾使我失望 Nothing you decide will ever disappoint me.
谢谢你 爸爸 Thanks,dad.
放松手臂 肩膀向前挺 低下头 呼气 Relax your arms,roll your shoulders forward,bend down your head,exhale...
然后弓背 And then arch.
好像行了 It sorta worked.
宝贝 我就来打声招呼 Well,honey,I just wanted to check in and say hi.
Alex 来跟你姐打声招呼 Alex,come say hi to your sister!
爱你哟 I love you so much.
咋啦 小姐 What's up,lady?
额滴神啊 你刚不是说"咋啦小姐"吧 oh,my god.You did not just say,"what's up,lady?
你怎么了 " what's wrong with you?
- 我只是在打招呼啊 - 拜托 这句话好逊 好吗 - I was just saying hello - Oh,it's like the lamest thing you've ever said.
你穿着什么衣服 And what is that shirt?
你是谁 浪女吗 What are you,a flapper?
- 你也在那家店买呀 - 哪家 永远1921吗 I just bought it at that store that you - Oh,where?Forever 1921?
你的发型又是怎么回事啊 and what is going on with your hair?
我的发型怎么啦 what's wrong with my hair?
你就等着做绝缘体吧 Oh,you should just dip yourself in boy repellent.
闭嘴 妈 Shut up!Mom!
平衡恢复了 And balance...Is restored.
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Modern Family Season 04 Episode 04