1 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:07,875 上帝啊 这一天还是来了 Oh, my god, it's happened! 2 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:09,143 图帕克的遗体被发现了! They found Tupac! 3 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,645 不是 埃迪 是你在刮胡子 No, eddie, you're...shaving. 4 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:12,746 啊 没错 Oh. yeah. 5 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,482 学校里有的女生开始叫我"大胡子"了 Some girls at school started calling me "cheech," 6 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,649 所以我觉得是时候 So I figured it was time to -- 7 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,486 "你可以拥有一个世界 这个世界的一切都是你的 "yours is the earth and everything that's in it. 8 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,922 更重要的是 孩子 你要变成顶天立地的男人了" And, which is more, you'll be a man, my son." 9 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,425 拉迪亚德·吉卜林的诗 Rudyard kipling. 10 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:27,861 - 爸 你在做什... - 嘘 我正拥抱你呢 - Dad, what are you -- -shh. i'm hugging you. 11 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,230 为啥? Why? 12 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,864 因为今天是个重要的日子 Because today is the day 13 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,501 你终于从一个男孩变成真正的男人了 You stop being a boy and start being a man. 14 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:37,505 坐下说 Take a lip. 15 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,907 在我和你妈妈发现我们怀的是个男孩时 When your mom and I found out we were having a baby boy, 16 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,275 你知道我做的第一件事是什么吗? You know the first thing I did? 17 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:43,244 在车里听着詹姆斯·泰勒一边掉眼泪 Cried in the car listening to james taylor. 18 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,445 妈妈已经跟我说过了 Mom already told me. 19 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,381 不是 我开车去药店买了两样东西 No, I drove to the drugstore and bought two things -- 20 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:50,218 给我自己买了一包曼妥思薄荷糖 用来庆祝 A roll of celebratory mentos for myself 21 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,720 还有一把吉列加大号旋转剃须刀 给你的 And a gillette atra plus for you. 22 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:56,023 埃迪 那把剃须刀我已经在衣柜里保管了十四年了 Eddie, i've kept that razor in my closet for 14 years 23 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,058 就在等你要用它的那天 Waiting for the day you would need to use it. 24 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,760 现在这一天终于来了! Today is that day! 25 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,896 爸 看来这是我人生里的重要瞬间啊 Wow, dad, I guess this is a big moment for me. 26 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,898 你能和我一起见证真是太好了 I'm glad you're here for it. 27 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:06,534 我也是哦 Me, too. 28 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:07,935 我这就去拿你的旋转剃须刀 I'll go get your atra. 29 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,238 让这个垃圾从哪来回哪去 And, uh, let's put this where it belongs. 30 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:17,258 你打算告诉他你已经刮胡子几个月了吗 31 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,880 才不要 看他多开心 Nah. he's so happy. 32 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,349 就让他享受这一刻吧 I'm gonna let him have this. 33 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,323 我能拿回我们的刮胡刀吗 34 00:01:36,432 --> 00:01:38,332 初来乍到 第4季 第14集 35 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,240 太精彩了 spectacular. 36 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,608 在女子花样滑冰比赛第一晚 And at the end of the first night 37 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,143 即将结束的时候 Of the women's figure skating event, 38 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:52,813 我们看到关颖珊选手排名第一 塔拉·利平斯基排名第二 It's michelle kwan first, tara lipinski second. 39 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,748 太棒了! Ohh, yes! yes! yes! 40 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,418 看 孩子们 就和我一直教育你们的一样 See, boys, it's just like i'm always telling you -- 41 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,820 如果你认真刻苦 牺牲一切 If you work hard, sacrifice everything, 42 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,190 连扎那么紧的揪揪辫子都好看 你不可能输的 And look good in a tight bun, you can't lose. 43 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,524 关颖珊就是最好的证明 Michelle kwan is the proof. 44 00:02:03,493 --> 00:02:05,873 我支持塔拉·利平斯基 45 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:07,443 真的吗 妈? 你支持利平斯基? Really, mom? lipinski? 46 00:02:07,623 --> 00:02:11,793 她坚强 又美丽 渴望拿金牌 47 00:02:11,993 --> 00:02:14,923 让我想起年轻的我 48 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,938 塔拉·利平斯基净忙着撩汉 Tara lipinski is too busy flirting with boys 49 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,007 还有往她的紧身衣上抹润滑油了 And wiping tater-tot grease on her leotard. 50 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,475 你们看她的脸 I mean, look at her face. 51 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,844 看着像个冠军的样子吗? Does that look like the face of a winner to you? 52 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,847 不像啊 No. 53 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,881 妈妈说的对 Mommy's right. 54 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,450 利平斯基缺少自我管理 Lipinski lacks the self-discipline 55 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,385 所以关颖珊就拿了冠军 That's made michelle kwan a champion. 56 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,120 金牌非她莫属啊 The gold is as good as hers. 57 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,489 我们明天能翘课看她的夺冠直播吗? Can we skip school tomorrow and watch her win in real time? 58 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,525 不许翘课! No skipping school! 59 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,960 但是我会录像 你们回家以后就能看了 But i'll tape it, and you can watch it when you get home. 60 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,362 现在该上床睡觉了 Now it's bedtime. 61 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,231 你们需要好好休息 You need to get your rest so you can grow up 62 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:46,133 才能变得像关颖珊那样小巧又沉着 To be small and poised like michelle kwan. 63 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,168 我听说她每晚睡九个小时 I heard she gets nine hours a night. 64 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,737 动作快点现在还来得及! If we hurry, we can make it! 65 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,352 十一点新闻过后 And after the Eleven o'clock News, 66 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,642 即将播出的是"大卫牙擦骚" It's "the late show with david letterman"! 67 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,009 哈哈 终于要开始了 Ha! all right! 68 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,177 我可就算了 Ohh, pass. 69 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,046 路易斯 你就接着看那个老头还有弹钢琴的小鬼头吧 Louis, you can stay up and watch that old man 70 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:02,383 我是要去睡觉了 And his piano gremlin, but i'm going to bed. 71 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,984 你也是 埃迪 该睡觉了 You, too, eddie. bedtime. 72 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:07,255 今晚大卫邀请到嘉宾 超模辛迪·克劳馥 Tonight dave welcomes supermodel cindy crawford. 73 00:03:07,427 --> 00:03:08,497 - 哇哦 - 吼吼 - ooh! - ooh! 74 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,760 晚安 爸 Good night, dad. 75 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,428 别走 Uh, wait. 76 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:17,498 今天晚上不能跟我一起看会节目吗? Why don't you stay up and watch with me tonight? 77 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,667 但是十点四十五是我的宵禁时间 But my bedtime is 10:45. 78 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,002 你都开始刮胡子了 你现在是个男人了 Well, you're shaving. you're a man now. 79 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,671 你也该享受男人的宵禁了 Maybe it's time you had a man's bedtime. 80 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,506 从现在开始 你可以看完"牙擦骚"的第一个嘉宾 From now on, you can stay up for 81 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,376 十一点四十五再睡 the first guess on the "letterman" until 11:45. 82 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,177 你刚获得了一点独立权 I think you've earned a little independence. 83 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,945 哇哦 你认真的吗? Whoa! are you serious? 84 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,248 男人的每一刻都是认真的 Men are always serious. 85 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,384 成为男人可是太爽了 being a man is awesome. 86 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:40,020 你觉得大卫会问到辛迪·克劳馥的痣吗? Do you think dave will ask cindy crawford about her mole? 87 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,755 很有可能 儿子 真的有可能 He might, son. he just might. 88 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:44,358 然后"牙擦骚"就问了辛迪·克劳馥的痣 And then "letterman" asked cindy crawford about her mole. 89 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,294 哇! Whoa! 90 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,596 简直难以相信你爸爸真的同意你玩到十一点四十五 I can't believe your dad let you stay up to 11:45. 91 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,898 我很好奇我爸爸是几点睡的 I wonder when my dad goes to sleep... 92 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,199 或者说 是在哪睡的 Or where. 93 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,601 "德州巡警"刚演到一半 My dad makes me go to bed halfway through 94 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:54,802 我爸就催我去睡觉 "walker, texas ranger." 95 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,136 那还是礼拜六呢! And that's on a saturday! 96 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:59,139 所以你从来不知道沃克巡警抓没抓到坏人? So you never find out if walker catches the bad guy? 97 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,810 那是沃克巡警 布莱恩! 他永远能抓到坏人! It's walker, brian! he catches the bad guy! 98 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,715 终于 Finally. 99 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,149 我独自等待另一个晚睡的伙伴 I have been waiting for someone else 100 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,084 等到花儿都谢了 To have a late bedtime forever. 101 00:04:11,162 --> 00:04:12,662 - 你的宵禁是几点? - 我没宵禁的 - What's your bedtime? -Don't have one. 102 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:15,055 我妈妈在芝士蛋糕工厂上夜班 My mom works the night shift at the cheesecake factory, 103 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,790 所以我爱几点睡就几点睡 So I just go to bed whenever I feel like it. 104 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,092 还有 如果有人把芝士蛋糕退回来 Also, if somebody sends their cheesecake back, 105 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,762 我妈就带回家 然后我们当早饭吃 My mom brings it home, and we eat it for breakfast. 106 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,831 好酷! Cool! 107 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,499 那你一整宿都干嘛呢? So, what do you do all night? 108 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,401 我在户外商场周围骑车兜圈 I ride my bike around the outdoor mall 109 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:28,802 捡多乐星关门时候扔的 And eat the stale doughnuts 110 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,471 过期的甜甜圈吃 Donut king throws away at closing. 111 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,440 等会 你意思是 我这么长时间 Hold up. you're telling me i've been sleeping through 112 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:33,907 一直因为睡觉 错过了免费的甜甜圈? Free doughnuts this whole time?! 113 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,576 甜甜圈 硬面包圈 Doughnuts, bagels. 114 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,878 有时候还能捡到一大桶蛋汁 Sometimes you just get a whole vat of glaze. 115 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:42,149 赛事爆了超级大冷门 In a stunning upset, 116 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:45,853 塔拉·利平斯基超过关颖珊 夺得了金牌! Tara lipinski leaps over michelle kwan to win the gold! 117 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:50,324 关颖珊 输了 Michelle kwan...lost. 118 00:04:49,937 --> 00:04:52,787 我说过了 你要面对利平斯基 119 00:04:52,957 --> 00:04:54,857 你最好准备好 120 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,197 怎么可能呢? How could this happen? 121 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,866 她就应该是冠军的命啊! She was supposed to win! 122 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,001 她怎么会没拿冠军呢? How could she not win?! 123 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,903 她的每件事都完成得很好啊! She did everything right! 124 00:05:09,494 --> 00:05:11,214 你做什么呀 125 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,114 埃文和埃默里相信关颖珊会夺冠的 Evan and emery believe in michelle kwan the winner. 126 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,283 如果他们发现 自己那么努力却还是第二 If they find out that they can work that hard 127 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,986 就不会再刻苦认真了 And still come in second, they'll never work hard again. 128 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:21,186 那么你就要骗他们一辈子呀 129 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,123 你的提议真的不错 You know, that's a really good idea. 130 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,125 我确实在控制他们看的内容 I do control what they watch. 131 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,095 所以如果我不想让他们知道 那他们就永远不会知道 So if I don't want them to know, then they won't know. 132 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,001 我们准备要看... We're ready to watch the -- 133 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,337 录像带怎么了? What happened to the tape? 134 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,572 出现了技术难题 Technical difficulties. 135 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,207 录像机里住着一只老鼠 A mouse was living inside the vcr 136 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,075 老鼠把录像带吃了然后死了 And it ate the tape and then it died. 137 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,911 那是只男老鼠还是女老鼠? Was it a boy mouse or a girl mouse? 138 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,946 谁还管那个! 颖珊表现得怎么样? Who cares?! how did michelle do? 139 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,818 她赢了! She won! 140 00:05:51,242 --> 00:05:52,362 - 太好了! - 太好了! - yes! - yes! 141 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:53,754 哇哦! 她做到了! Whoo! she did it! 142 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:54,855 - 我就知道她可以的! - 哦吼! - I knew she could! -Whoo! 143 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,491 埃迪 Hey, eddie. 144 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,259 你看"牙擦骚"的时候想吃什么味的爆米花? Which popcorn do you want for "letterman"? 145 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,463 黄油味 还是 影院特别版黄油味? Butter or movie theater butter? 146 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,599 埃迪? Eddie? 147 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:08,536 现在开始播报 你应该接你爸爸话的十个理由 Okay, top 10 reasons you should answer your father. 148 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,803 第十个 Number 10... 149 00:06:11,239 --> 00:06:12,759 埃迪出去啦 150 00:06:13,259 --> 00:06:17,159 我要去看午夜场的洛奇恐怖秀 151 00:06:17,389 --> 00:06:21,339 有个好看的男人穿高跟鞋 152 00:06:28,409 --> 00:06:29,990 你去哪了? where were you? 153 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:30,791 跟戴夫出去来着 Oh, out with Dave. 154 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,860 第二天还得上学呢? 你疯了? On a school night? are you crazy? 155 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,227 你俩干啥来着? What were the two of you doing? 156 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,563 没什么 就出去逛逛 Nothing. just hanging out. 157 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,233 她真的太美了 Oh, she's gorgeous. 158 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,735 你觉得她梳妆打扮准备去哪? Where do you think she's getting ready to go? 159 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,471 可能去跳舞吧 Dancing, probably. 160 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,906 那种经典高级女孩经常去跳舞的 Classic girls like that are always going dancing. 161 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,308 我希望我也能拥有个那种女孩 I wish I had a girl like that. 162 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,810 那可不是女孩了 That's not a girl. 163 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,079 那是女人 That's a woman. 164 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,914 就出去逛逛? "just hanging out"? 165 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,082 这都快午夜了 It's almost midnight. 166 00:06:55,217 --> 00:06:57,857 我的宵禁时间不是十一点四十五吗 Wow I guess my bedtime is 11:45. 167 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,487 现在四十 我还剩五分钟呢 It's 11:40. I still have five minutes. 168 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,654 不 我是说你可以晚点睡 No, I said you could stay up 169 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,456 看完"牙擦骚"的第一个嘉宾 To watch the first guest on "letterman," 170 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,557 可不是答应你在大街上闲逛 Not run around the streets 171 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,392 跟你的朋友干点天知道的鬼事 Doing god knows what with your friends. 172 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,561 但是你说过我现在有了一点独立权了啊 But you said i'd earned a little independence. 173 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,062 但我不是这个意思 This is not what I meant. 174 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,499 反正希望你刚做的事足够有价值吧 Well, I hope whatever you were doing was worth it 175 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:14,234 因为你刚刚错过了大卫采访安迪·麦克道尔 Because you missed Dave interviewing Andie Macdowell. 176 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,136 所以呢? 我明天看就得了 So? I'll just watch it tomorrow. 177 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,572 安迪·麦道威尔明天不上啊 Andie Macdowell is not going to be on tomorrow. 178 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:21,108 我并不在乎安迪·麦道威尔 I don't care about Andie Macdowell! 179 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:27,247 我们今晚都累糊涂了 说瞎话呢 Clearly we're both tired and saying things we don't mean. 180 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,516 先去睡吧 Let's just go to bed, 181 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,350 明早再说 And we'll talk about this in the morning. 182 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:31,819 不 No! 183 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,153 我明早也不会跟你谈的 We will not talk about this in the morning 184 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,655 我又没做错事 Because I didn't do anything wrong! 185 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,857 你怎么能用这种态度跟我讲话 You can't talk to me like that. 186 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,092 为啥不能? 你不是说我已经是个男人了吗 Why not? You said I'm a man, remember? 187 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:42,362 你应该像对待男人那样对我 Maybe it's time you started treating me like one. 188 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,269 哦 关颖珊还组过乐队呢 Oh, this is interesting. 189 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,871 真有趣 Michelle kwan tried to start a band. 190 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,005 第三眼关乐队吗? Third eye kwan? 191 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,306 这本书也有写 That's in this book, too. 192 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,875 她真是天赋异禀啊 She's so talented. 193 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,944 要是录像带没坏就好了 I just wish the TV and the VCR weren't broken 194 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,046 我们就能看她怎么赢的了 So we could watch a replay of her winning. 195 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,148 真不敢相信我们没看过 I can't believe we still haven't seen it. 196 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,684 街上的报纸都被报纸小偷偷了 It's also unfortunate that all the newspapers on the street 197 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,318 真是遗憾啊 Have been stolen by a news thief. 198 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,790 美国队! 加油! USA! USA! 199 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,392 她居然赢了金牌 真是难以置信啊 Can you guys believe she won gold?! 200 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,061 真是太让人激动了 It's exciting, right? 201 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,729 我懂得 关颖珊真是咱的英雄啊 I know. Michelle kwan's our hero. 202 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,565 关颖珊没赢啊 Michelle kwan? No. 203 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,232 是塔拉·利平斯基赢了呀 Tara lipinski won gold. 204 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,134 关颖珊是亚军 Michelle kwan came in second. 205 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,302 所以商场 That's why they're doing a special 206 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,404 剪塔拉发型都在搞活动呢 On lipinski cuts at the mall. 207 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:28,008 不是啊 蜜儿 关颖珊赢了啊 是吧 妈妈 No, Honey. Michelle kwan won. right, mom? 208 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,145 孩儿们... Boys... 209 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,147 事实是... ...the truth is... 210 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,716 关颖珊没赢 Michelle kwan didn't win. 211 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,187 因为比赛的那个关颖珊是假的 Because that wasn't the real Michelle kwan! 212 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:41,305 哈? ...what? 213 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:45,525 真正的关颖珊被假的顶替了 The real michelle kwan has been replaced by an imposter! 214 00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:47,144 - 啥? - 仔细想想 - What? - Think about it. 215 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,496 她一辈子都在刻苦训练 She trains hard her whole life. 216 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,832 连世锦赛都赢了 She wins the World Championships. 217 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,668 奥运会却只拿了银牌? Then she goes to the Olympics and comes in second place? 218 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,003 根本不可能的好吧 It doesn't add up. 219 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,071 让利平斯基改写了一切 Has "lipinski" written all over it. 220 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,407 只能是假的关颖珊输了 The point is the fake kwan lost. 221 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,876 真的关颖珊永远都是最好的 The real kwan will always be the best. 222 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,778 以后别再提这件事了 Let's never speak of this again. 223 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,348 难以置信 I can't believe it. 224 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,750 居然是假的关颖珊 A fake michelle kwan. 225 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,841 - 咱们该咋办呢? - 想想关颖珊会怎么做? - What do we do? - What would michelle do? 226 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,855 她会竭尽全力调查清楚 Use her focus and determination to get to the bottom of it? 227 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,256 那我们也该这样做 Then we will, too. 228 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,191 就像水门事件中的伍德沃德和伯恩斯坦一样 We'll be like woodward and bernstein. 229 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,060 或是米老鼠里的奇奇和蒂蒂一样 Or Chip 'n Dale! 230 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,763 你们觉得杰西卡还会回来吗? Do you think jessica's coming back? 231 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,700 他错过了安迪·麦道威尔吗? He missed Andie Macdowell, huh? 232 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,201 她可是个可人儿啊 She's a ruddy-cheeked delight. 233 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,870 而且他并没有道歉 And he wouldn't apologize! 234 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,305 我真的不知道他最近是怎么了 I don't know what's gotten into him lately. 235 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,041 虽然他跟杰西卡总是吵架 Sure, he and Jessica clash a lot, 236 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,543 但是埃迪和我一直都是好兄弟啊 But Eddie and I have always been pals. 237 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,379 他从来没有这样公然挑衅过我 He's never been so openly defiant to me before. 238 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,548 他多少岁了? 九岁? 十岁? How old's the boy? 9? 10? 239 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,450 十四岁啦 马文 He's 14, Marvin. 240 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,952 十四啦 Ah, 14. 241 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,453 怪不得呢 Then that explains it. 242 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,721 怎么呢? It does? 243 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,724 青春期公象的典型表现啊 Classic male adolescent elephant power vacuum. 244 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,305 - 啥? - 跟我来 路弟 - Huh? - Follow me, lou. 245 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,561 给你看点东西 There's something you need to see. 246 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,131 现在我们在用酥油做饭 Now we're cooking with crisco! 247 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,669 我那时候驻扎在非洲 Ah! I was stationed in africa, 248 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,837 是蒙巴萨岛到基苏木高速路 Overseeing the construction of the railway 249 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,473 的监工 From mombasa to kisumu. 250 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,108 那条高速? The railway? 251 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,609 你到底多大了啊 How old are you? 252 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,679 总之老到知道你的事咋办就是了 Old enough to know what you're going through. 253 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,146 你看 Look. 254 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,982 青春期的公象 Adolescent male elephants. 255 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:18,952 当象群里没有老的首领的时候 Now, see, when the herd lacks a strong older male presence, 256 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:22,690 年轻的公象就会不听指挥 甚至暴力 The young males become unruly and defiant, even violent. 257 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,692 看 他们摇头晃鼻的样子 See ... see them shaking their heads and trumpeting? 258 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,993 代表他们很生气 That means they're angry. 259 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,995 你怎么不跑啊 他们可能踩死你啊 Why didn't you run away? They could have trampled you. 260 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,130 要是跑了就如了他们的愿 Because running away is what they want, 261 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,099 那是最糟糕的 And it's the worst thing you can do. 262 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,868 他习惯了横行霸道 He's so used to getting his own way 263 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:38,872 所以当你表现的勇敢不畏缩的时候 That when you show confidence and stand your own ground, 264 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,207 他就被吓到了 He's surprised. 265 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,374 他会退缩 He'll back down. 266 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,475 看着吧 Watch. 267 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,081 - 哇哦 还真是呢 - 是的呀 - Wow. it worked. - yeah! 268 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,618 你跟埃迪也一样 And it'll work for you and Eddie, too. 269 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,486 你一直对他都太温和了 路弟 You've been too soft on that boy, Lou. 270 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,955 我不确定呢 I don't know. 271 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,457 我像埃迪这么大的时候我爸就对我很严厉 My dad was extremely tough on me when I was Eddie's age, 272 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,793 所以我跟他关系一直都不好 And our relationship never recovered. 273 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,795 我跟埃迪不一样 我们是朋友 Eddie and I aren't like that. We're friends. 274 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,630 所以呢 你爸可能不是你最好的朋友 Okay, so maybe your dad wasn't your best friend, 275 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,032 但是你不也好好长大了吗 But look how you turned out. 276 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,801 你成功地成为了一个有家有室的 You're a very successful small-business owner 277 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,669 生意人 With your own home, great family. 278 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,972 想要儿子成为一个有责任的成年人 Fathers can't be friends with their sons. 279 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,908 父亲就不能做儿子的朋友 Not if they want them to grow up to be responsible adults. 280 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,977 那我该怎么办呢? So, what do I do? 281 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,046 你得像一头愤怒的领头象一样 Well, you have to be the angry bull elephant. 282 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,582 没有规矩不成方圆 Only discipline can bring the herd back together. 283 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,058 干嘛 What's going on? 284 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,327 我们在图书馆 We did some research at the library 285 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,662 研究了下你的关颖珊假冒者理论 On your kwan-impostor theory. 286 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,397 好吧 我只是... Okay, look, I was just... 287 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,166 你的理论是对的! And you were absolutely right! 288 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,334 埃默里 帮她补补课吧 Emery, let's bring her up to speed. 289 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,337 关颖珊是以15个完美六分 Michelle kwan wins the 1998 world championships 290 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,674 拿下的98年世锦赛冠军 With 15 perfect 6.0s, 291 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,943 甚至有个裁判都被感动哭了 Leaving one judge in tears. 292 00:11:49,957 --> 00:11:50,997 她是冬奥会 She's the favorite for the gold 293 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:52,296 最受瞩目的金牌得主 medal in the winter Olympics? 294 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,681 然后事情就变得蹊跷了 Then things start getting fishy. 295 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:58,018 其他运动员都是从大阪入境日本的 She arrives in Japan but processes through Tokyo 296 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,420 但她却是从东京入境的 Instead of Osaka with all the other athletes. 297 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,290 是啊 真是 真是有点怪 Right, yeah. that's ... that's weird. 298 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,393 没人在奥运村见过她 Nobody sees Michelle kwan at the olympic village 299 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:11,131 因为... 听好了 ... 她没在那住 Because ... get this ... she's staying "off site." 300 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,934 接着 她还缺席了开幕式 Next, she misses the opening ceremony. 301 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,103 她努力了一辈子就想要进奥运会 She works her whole life to get to the olympics 302 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,571 却缺席了开幕式? And then doesn't go to the opening ceremony? 303 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:19,873 这不合理 It doesn't add up. 304 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,109 事实上 还真不合理 No, it doesn't, actually. 305 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:25,478 赛前一晚 没人见过关颖珊 The night before the event, nobody sees Michelle Kwan. 306 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,647 那么塔拉·利平斯基在哪里呢? Where's Tara Lipinski, on the other hand? 307 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,083 在床上睡够八个小时? In bed getting a full eight hours? 308 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:33,553 在和韦恩·格雷茨基和其他加拿大冰球队 With Wayne Gretzky and the canadian ice hokey team 309 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,621 吃冰淇淋! eating ice cream! 310 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,890 就好像她知道自己稳赢一样 Like she knew she couldn't lose. 311 00:12:38,604 --> 00:12:41,554 而且关颖珊在早上九点半 And Michelle Kwan was photographed at her hotel 312 00:12:41,754 --> 00:12:43,124 在宾馆被拍到了 at 9:30 a.m., 313 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,934 十五分钟后她就出现在奥林匹克赛场上 15 minutes before she was seen at the olympic arena -- 314 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,336 相距三十四英里呢 A distance of 34 miles. 315 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,337 所以呢? So? 316 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,505 所以 我刚从这里 So, I just drove from here 317 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,741 以最快的速度开到海洋世界 To the sea world parking lot as fast as I could. 318 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,343 恰好三十四公里 It's exactly 34 miles. 319 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,846 我花的时间可不只十五分钟 It took me way longer than 15 minutes, 320 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,481 红灯我可都没停 And I didn't even stop for red lights. 321 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,416 把"塔拉·利平斯基"重新排序 Rearrange the letters in "tara lipinski," 322 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,484 结果是什么什么? And what do you get? 323 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,853 狼蛛接吻! Tarantula kiss! 324 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,421 溜冰场? Rink alias?! 325 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,958 就好像她挑战咱们抓她一样 It's like she's daring us to catch her. 326 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,194 关颖珊真的是被冒名顶替了 Michelle kwan really was replaced by an imposter. 327 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,663 不幸的是 这只是理论 Unfortunately, it's just a theory. 328 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,131 没人知道确切的真相 Nobody knows for sure. 329 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,767 事实上 我认识有人可能知道 Actually, I know someone who might. 330 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,002 很多年以前 我给 I used to do makeup for 331 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,604 百老汇滑冰版的"猫"做化妆 The broadway on ice production of "cats" years ago, 332 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,206 那里有一个滑冰者知道 And there is one figure skater who knows 333 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,775 这个圈子里所有人的所有事情 Everything that goes on with everyone in that world. 334 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,543 如果在日本长野有蹊跷 If something fishy happened in nagano, 335 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,811 她会知道的 She'll know about it. 336 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,684 好吧 现在十点半了 Okey, so it's 10:30 now. 337 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,453 我想咱们先去户外商场逛一个小时 I figure we head to the outdoor mall for an hour or so 338 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,566 然后骑着自行车从 And then ride our bikes from the 339 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:42,987 "大狗"打折店去女装店买衣服 Big Dog outlet to the Wet Seal. 340 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,858 我有个更好的主意 I have a better idea. 341 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:45,893 咱们把她偷走 We steal her. 342 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,628 - 谁? - 她 橱窗里的女孩 - Who? - her. the girl from the window. 343 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,963 那个人形模特? The mannequin? 344 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,564 另一天晚上我突然想到了 It hit me the other night. 345 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,300 如果这几天她一直准备去的地方 What if the place she's been getting ready to go 346 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,368 是我家呢? All this time is my house? 347 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,137 我不知道 戴夫 I don't know, dave. 348 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,338 这应该算 入室抢劫了吧 That's, like, breaking and entering. 349 00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,907 所以呢? 会很有意思的 So? it'll be fun! 350 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,309 你说过你想要个这样的女孩的 You said you'd love to have a girl like her. 351 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,810 记得吗? 你说过的 Remember? you said it. 352 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,578 来吧 埃迪 说你会帮我 Come on, Eddie. say you'll help me. 353 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,813 来吧 说出来 Come on. say it. 354 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,715 - 我不知道 - 说出来! - I don't know. - Say it! 355 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,583 好吧 听上去是挺好玩的 Uh, sure. sounds like fun. 356 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,385 真棒 Great. 357 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,355 现在咱们听点嗨歌来给自己鼓鼓劲 Now let's listen to a little gwar to pump ourselves up. 358 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:23,163 纪律会让兽群回归秩序 Discipline will bring the herd back together. 359 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,201 这样不好 戴夫 我的父母睡了 Not cool, Dave. my parents are asleep. 360 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,238 埃迪 你可能现在稍稍比我高一点 Eddie, you may be taller than me now, slightly, 361 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,505 但我还是你的爸爸 But I am still your father. 362 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,606 而且你出去的时候 And when you go out, 363 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,908 我要知道你去了哪里 I want to know where you're going, 364 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,509 和谁去的 什么时候回来 Who you're with, and when you'll be back. 365 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,011 不能再为所欲为 No more doing whatever you want, 366 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,279 也不能顶嘴了 And no more talking back, either. 367 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,414 不然 你就哪也去不了了 Otherwise, you won't be going anywhere. 368 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,882 你明白了吗? Do we understand each other? 369 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,387 去你的! Screw...you! 370 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,427 行了 埃迪 你被禁足了 That's it, Eddie. you're grounded! 371 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,562 - 我觉得我该走了 - 好主意 - I think I'm gonna go. - Good idea. 372 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,964 我不知道你最近是怎么了 I don't know what's gotten into you lately, 373 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,765 但是这种行为该停止了 But this behavior stops now. 374 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,200 我以为咱们能像朋友一样一起经历这个 I thought we could get through this as friends, 375 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,568 但很明显 我错了 But clearly I was wrong. 376 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,703 所以从现在开始 咱们要严格的来了 So from now on, we do things the hard way. 377 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,139 不许看电视 不许玩游戏 No more TV. No more video games! 378 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,874 谢了 爸 Thanks, dad. 379 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,042 你在做什么? What are you doing?! 380 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,210 我在拥抱你 I'm hugging you. 381 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,578 为什么? Why? 382 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,213 我知道如果我那样顶嘴 I knew that if I talked back to you like that, 383 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,581 你肯定会很震惊 然后禁足我 You'd be so shocked you'd ground me, 384 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,384 我就不用去帮助戴夫去偷那个性感的人形模特了 And I wouldn't have to help Dave steal that sexy mannequin. 385 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,052 帮助戴夫干什么? Help Dave do what? 386 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,154 是他要偷过来的 简直是疯了 It was his idea to steal it, and it's crazy. 387 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,455 我不想这么干 I didn't want to do it. 388 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,724 但是我不知道怎么跟他说 But i-i didn't know how to tell him. 389 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,895 他最近... 情绪很紧张 He's been... intense lately. 390 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,999 你想看个很酷的东西吗? Hey, you want to see something cool? 391 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,467 好啊 Sure. 392 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,737 我要用棒球棒打爆 I'm gonna bust open this stretch armstrong 393 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,771 这个橡皮人 With a baseball bat. 394 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:39,772 嗯... Um... 395 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,011 你才没爹呢! No, you don't have a dad! 396 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,581 所以 你不是青春期的小象 So, you're not the adolescent elephant. 397 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,616 戴夫才是 Dave is. 398 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,018 爸 你最近有点天马行空 Dad, you're all over the place. 399 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,152 你什么意思? What do you mean? 400 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,354 一开始 你把我刮胡子这件事小题大做 First, you made a big deal out of me shaving. 401 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,922 然后你又说我可以晚睡 Then you let me stay up later. 402 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,291 再然后我晚睡你又生气 Then you got mad at me for staying up later. 403 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,792 现在你还在说大象 And now you're talking about elephants. 404 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,828 对不起 I'm sorry. 405 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,531 我只是太激动了 你是个男人了 I was just excited for you to become a man 406 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,532 因为我觉得那样就意味着 Because I thought that would mean 407 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,866 咱们可以花更多的时间在一起了 Us spending more time together. 408 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,801 然后你决定在多出来的时间里 Then you decided to spend your extra hour 409 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:09,936 和戴夫一起玩 With dave instead of me. 410 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,638 所以你不开心是因为我没有待在家里 So you're upset because I didn't stay home 411 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,772 和你一起看"牙擦骚" And watch "Letterman" with you. 412 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,442 听着 我只是不想让你疏远我 Look, I just don't want us to grow apart 413 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,677 因为我和我爸爸就是这样 Because that's what happened with me and my dad. 414 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,646 我只是想做一点我自己的事情 爸 Just because I want to do something on my own 415 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,614 又不代表我不需要你了 Doesn't mean I don't still need you, dad. 416 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,350 咱们是朋友 You and I are friends. 417 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,817 我永远需要朋友 I'm always gonna need that. 418 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,791 等等 你和戴夫还什么都没偷呢 对吧? Wait, you and dave haven't stolen anything else, have you? 419 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,825 当然没有! No way! 420 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,627 我还是分得清好主意和坏主意的 I know a good idea from a bad one. 421 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,896 我很高兴能有你在身边教我这些东西 I'm lucky to have you around to teach me stuff like that. 422 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,132 不是所有人都这么幸运 Not everyone's that lucky. 423 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:54,347 所以 帅哥 等什么呢? So, whatcha waitin' for, chief? 424 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,053 住手! Stop! 425 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,721 对 住手 Yeah. stop. 426 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,590 现在 把砖头放下吧 戴夫 Now, why don't you put the brick down, dave, 427 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,924 然后咱们来聊一聊 And we can talk about this? 428 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,262 他总是按照他的方法来 He's so used to getting his way 429 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,331 而当你展现自信 that when he sees you showing confidence 430 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,000 站稳立场时 他就会退缩了 and standing your ground, he'll back down. 431 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,769 戴夫 你现在停下这种行为 Dave, you cut this behavior out right this minute. 432 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,338 你听到我了吗? Do you hear me? 433 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,906 我现在给你数到三 I'm going to give you to the count of three 434 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:23,042 放下砖头 然后离开那个模特 To put the brick down and to step away from the mannequin. 435 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,645 一... One... 436 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,848 二... Two... 437 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,689 老爸 干得漂亮 Whoa. Good work, dad. 438 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,858 拿上拿块砖头 我们需要个门挡 Grab that brick. we need a doorstop. 439 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,127 好的 Uh, okay. 440 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,494 去 去 Go. go. 441 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,930 让一下 Excuse me. 442 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,365 请让一下 别挡道 Excuse me. out of the way. 443 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,467 过人啦 Coming through. 444 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,635 哦 Oh! 445 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,103 你好 南茜·克里根 Hello, Nancy Kerrigan. 446 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,538 感谢你的热情 Thanks for the enthusiasm. 447 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,373 很高兴见到你 我该写给谁呢? It's nice to meet you. Who can I make this out to? 448 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,875 塔拉·利平斯基让别人冒充关颖珊 Is it true tara lipinski replaced michelle kwan 449 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,910 让自己拿金牌这件事是真的吗 with an impostor so she could steal the gold? 450 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,979 喔 信息量超多啊 Uh, well, that's quite a lot. 451 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,481 写 "相信你自己"可以吗 How about, "believe in yourself"? 452 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,151 南希 我们真正需要的 是答案 What we really need, nancy, is answers. 453 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,218 是不是真的? Is it true? 454 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,886 为什么你觉得我会知道? What makes you think I know? 455 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,987 因为你是职业冰滑世界的 Because you're the hub of 456 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,556 核心人物啊 克里根 The professional ice-skating world, Kerrigan. 457 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,057 所有事情你都知道 You know everything that goes on. 458 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,126 - 嗨 蜜儿·埃利斯 - 嗨 - Hi. Honey Ellis. -hi. 459 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,327 你在冰上百老汇上表演 I did your makeup when you played 460 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,496 迷人猫格里萨贝拉的时候 我给你画的妆 Grizabella the glamour cat in broadway on ice. 461 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,165 - 超级粉丝 - 对啊 - Big fan. -oh, right. 462 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,066 你那时候不是在和一个灯光师约会吗? Weren't you dating one of the lighting technicians? 463 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,734 是啊! 最后没成 Yes! It didn't work out. 464 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,571 当然没有了 所以 是真的吗? Of course it didn't. so, is it true? 465 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,174 告诉我你觉得真相是什么样的 Tell me what you think you know. 466 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:31,010 塔拉·利平斯基用一个身体协调能力 Tara Lipinski replaced the real Michelle Kwan 467 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,413 稍差的替身替换了关颖珊 With a slightly less talented body double. 468 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,081 所以假的关颖珊 That's why the fake Michelle Kwan 469 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,250 飞到了东京 而不是大阪 Flew into tokyo, instead of osaka. 470 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,352 所以她错过了开幕式 That's why she missed the opening ceremonies. 471 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:42,422 所以她一直"没住在那里" And that's why she was kept "off site." 472 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,824 听着关颖珊飞到东京 Look, michelle flew into tokyo 473 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,693 是因为她的笔友嘉比住在那里 Because her pen pal gabby lives there 474 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,495 而且提出可以开车送她到机场 And offered to drive her from the airport. 475 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,198 而且 周中时候的机票总是便宜很多 Also, flights are way cheaper if she left mid-week, 476 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,633 如果你认识关颖珊 她喜欢讨价还价 And if you know michelle, she likes a bargain. 477 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,102 所以她错过了开幕式 So that's why she missed the opening ceremonies. 478 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,471 而且 她没待在奥林匹克村 Also, she didn't stay in the olympic village 479 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,135 是因为男子冰球队 Because the men's ice hockey 480 00:19:00,235 --> 00:19:01,855 开派对的声音特别大 team throws really loud party 481 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,443 所以她住进了酒店里 And that's why she got a hotel. 482 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,479 那从酒店到体育场呢? But what about getting from the hotel to the olympic arena? 483 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,281 在她上场十五分钟之前还被拍到 Mm-hmm. she was photographed at the hotel 484 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,049 在酒店里 15 minutes before her event. 485 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,118 她不可能在十五分钟之内赶到 There's no way she could make it in 15 minutes. 486 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,953 那天早上在酒店的不是关颖珊 That wasn't michelle at the hotel that morning. 487 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,355 那是她的姐姐 凯伦 That was her sister, Karen. 488 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,456 她们长得很像 They look alike. 489 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,024 关颖珊在赛前一晚 Michelle didn't even stay at the hotel 490 00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,292 都没有待在酒店 The night before the event. 491 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,461 她没有? 那她在哪? She didn't? where did she stay? 492 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,696 在她赛前总是待的地方-- Where she always stays the night before a big event -- 493 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,131 冰场上 On the ice. 494 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:25,860 - 哦 - 哦... - oh! - oh... 495 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,400 我也会这么做的 That's what I would do. 496 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,869 但是那不可能是真的关颖珊 But that couldn't have been the real michelle kwan. 497 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,137 那就是啊 But it was. 498 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,139 关颖珊一辈子都在训练拿金牌 Michelle kwan trained her whole life to win gold. 499 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,707 她牺牲了所有 She sacrificed everything. 500 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,477 她怎么可能只拿到第二名? How could she possibly come in second place? 501 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,246 因为有些时候人生不公平啊 Sometimes life isn't fair. 502 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,248 相信我 我都知道 Believe me. I know all about that. 503 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,815 还有那些疯狂的阴谋论 And crazy conspiracies. 504 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,818 你非常努力 所有事都做对了 You can work really hard, do everything right, 505 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,987 但有时人生就扔给你一个利平斯基 And sometimes life just throws you a Lipinski. 506 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,758 你只能整理心情 继续滑冰 You just have to pick yourself back up and keep on skating. 507 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,726 谢谢你们能过来 Thanks for coming out. 508 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,795 我很感激 Appreciate it. 509 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:57,790 我喜欢你的丸子头 I like your hair-bun. 510 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:01,401 哦 这不是-- 谢谢 Oh, it's not -- it -- thank you. 511 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,004 杰西卡 你还好吗 Jessica, are you okay? 512 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,673 不 我不好 No, i'm not. 513 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,107 我知道的一切-- Everything I know -- 514 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,576 我所教给我孩子的一切-- Everything i've taught my children -- 515 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,844 我整个世界观都是错的 My whole worldview is wrong. 516 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,447 等等 妈妈 看! Wait. mommy, look! 517 00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:18,798 他们在监视我 继续调查 518 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:24,056 所以塔拉·利平斯基确实是替换了关颖珊 So Tara Lipinski did replace Michelle Kwan with an impostor! 519 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,191 我就知道! I knew it! 520 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,193 不可能有人那么努力 There's no way somebody who works that hard 521 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,595 才得到第二名 Comes in second place. 522 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,062 不可能的 It just isn't possible. 523 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:43,710 你知道 你的笔比她的要细 You know, your sharpie is slightly thinner than hers. 524 00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:44,248 相信你自己 南茜·克里根 525 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,211 成功了 不是吗? It worked, didn't it? 526 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,246 关颖珊每件事都做对了但还是输了的真相 The truth that Michelle Kwan did everything right 527 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,316 会打垮妈妈的 And still lost would crush mom. 528 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,250 她需要有信念 She needs to believe. 529 00:20:53,289 --> 00:20:56,789 今天下午 埃默里现场签售 埃默里的克里奥尔圣诞 530 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,923 你先走 You know what, you go ahead. 531 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,791 我要留下来等这个 I'm gonna stick around for this. 532 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,733 今晚 有请"海滩救援队"的演员们 Tonight, dave welcomes the cast of "baywatch." 533 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,636 我去拿瓶汽水 I'm gonna go grab a soda. 534 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,238 九点之后不许喝汽水 No soda after 9:00 p.m. 535 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,606 好的 黄先生 Okay, Mr. Huang. 536 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,843 嗨 不如 就今晚 Hey, how about, just for tonight, 537 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,945 我让你们男孩子留下看音乐嘉宾? I let you boys stay up to watch the musical guest? 538 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,080 ...音乐嘉宾葆拉·寇尔! ...with musical guest paula cole! 539 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,082 不用了 Nah, we're good.