(鸟鸣声) (BIRD SCREECHES)
(群鸟啁啾) (BIRDS CHIRPING)
(蜜蜂嗡嗡) (BEE BUZZING)
(远处鸟鸣) (BIRD SONG IN DISTANCE)
(欢快音乐) (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(汽车喇叭声) (HORNS HONKING)
(门轴吱呀) (DOOR CREAKS)
(音乐继续) (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
嗨！ Hey!
你单身吗？ Are you single?
我是Adore婚恋公司的红娘。 I'm a matchmaker at Adore.
想认识新朋友的话随时给我打电话。 Please give me a call if you want to meet somebody.
我们有很多优质人选推荐给你。 We have a lot of great matches for you.
再联系 Talk soon.
詹姆斯你好 James, hi.
谢谢回电 Thanks for calling me back.
我想了解一下 你和我客户苏菲的初次约会。 Um, I just wanted to get some feedback on your first date
感觉如何 with my client Sophie.
其实我现在正要去见她... I'm actually on my way to meet her right now...
不过今早我们简单聊过... but I had a quick chat with her this morning...
总体反馈很好 and the headline is, she had a great time
她希望能再见你 and would love to see you again.
喂？詹姆斯？ Hello? James?
詹姆斯：我想退出你们的服务。 JAMES: Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service.
能问问原因吗？ May I ask why?
詹姆斯：你们承诺介绍的是。 JAMES: I thought you were going to set me up
优质女性 with high-quality women.
我说过要30多岁 身材匀称笑容甜美的。 I said: a fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile.
她40岁还胖 She's 40 and fat.
- 她39岁- 39就是40岁。 - She's 39. - 39 is not 30s, that's 40.
这种女人我根本不会右滑。 I would never swipe right on a woman like that.
- 很遗憾你这么想- (挂断音)。 - I'm sorry you feel that way. - (LINE DISCONNECTS)
(忙音) (LINE BEEPS)
苏菲：我太开心了。 SOPHIE: I'm so happy.
(轻笑) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
露西你太棒了 You did it, Lucy.
当你说他47岁 年薪才15万的时候... When you said that he's 47 and only makes 150K a year...
我差点拒绝 还好相信了你。 I almost said no, but I'm really happy I trusted you.
虽然才第一次约会。 I know it's only been one date
我知道不该期望太高... and I need to manage my expectations...
但这绝对是我经历过 最棒的初次约会！ but this is probably the best first date I've ever had!
呃 苏菲 我刚和他通过电话。 Uh, Sophie, so I just got off the phone with him.
他很享受和你的约会。 And he loved meeting you,
玩得很开心... he had a great time...
但他觉得目前 But he doesn't feel like the chemistry
两人之间缺少火花。 is there for him at this time.
所以 So.
继续寻找吧 Onward and upward.
他不想第二次约会？ He doesn't want a second date?
是的 No.
他都秃顶了。 （轻声笑） He's balding. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
他哪来的胆子？ How fucking dare he?
露西：约会就是场冒险。 LUCY: Dating is a risk.
你敢于冒险，这很勇敢。 You took a risk. It's brave.
苏菲：为什么给我介绍这种人？ SOPHIE: Why did you set me up with someone like that?
他符合我们列出的很多条件... He checked a lot of our boxes...
你也符合他的很多要求。 and you checked a lot of his.
所以，继续向前看吧。 So, onwards and upwards.
来聊聊你的下一个相亲对象。 Let's talk about your next match.
有个超棒的男士介绍给你。 I have an amazing guy for you.
他叫马克，是位医生， His name is Mark, he's a doctor,
长得非常英俊... he's very handsome...
头发浓密，48岁。 he has a full head of hair, he's 48.
苏菲：都快50了。 SOPHIE: That's almost 50.
以48岁来说状态很好。 He looks great for 48.
身材保持得不错，看着像40岁。 He's very fit. He looks like he's 40.
- 多高？ - 1米8。 - How tall? - 5'11".。
是真有1米8还是虚报成1米8的 实际1米75？ Is he actually 5'11" or is he actually 5'9" and is lying?
差个几厘米有什么关系？ What's a couple of inches?
苏菲：我不想浪费时间。 SOPHIE: I don't want to waste my time.
我没指望出现奇迹。 I am not asking for a miracle.
只求最基本的条件。 I'm just asking for the bare minimum.
我已经在降低标准了。 I'm trying to settle.
露西：苏菲。 LUCY: Sophie.
我理解你现在的心情。 I know how it feels right now.
但我向你保证... But I promise you...
你会嫁给此生挚爱。 you're going to marry the love of your life.
苏菲：我不信。 SOPHIE: I don't believe you.
没关系。 That's okay.
我相信。 I believe it.
（远处汽车鸣笛声） (HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE)
（模糊的交谈声） (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
（众人欢呼） (ALL CHEERING)
今晚的主角来了！ Girl of the hour!
今晚我们齐聚在此。 Tonight, we're all gathered
为最优秀的红娘露西庆祝。 to celebrate the most talented Lucy.
这位眼光毒辣的婚恋专家... One hell of a matchmaker with razor-sharp instincts...
凭着敏锐的直觉——就在本周末， and an eagle eye for chemistry because this weekend...
她的客户夏洛特·B要结婚了！ her client Charlotte B. is getting married!
（众人欢呼） (ALL CHEERING)
夏洛特·B将嫁给彼得·C， Charlotte B. is marrying Peter C.
这位白马王子 The Prince Charming
正是露西20个月前为她牵线的。 Lucy matched her with 20 months ago.
露西你现在促成多少对婚姻了？ How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy?
九对。 Nine.
（齐呼）露西！露西！露西！ (CHANTING) Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
露西，说两句！ Lucy, do a speech!
（齐呼）致辞！致辞！致辞！致辞！ (CHANTING) Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
好吧。 Okay.
我要说的是... My speech is...
如果女方要求 that if the girl asks for
找个一米八的高个子... a 6-foot-tall drink of water...
四十多岁年薪超50万美金。 in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand
还要...发际线完美... and a... good hairline...
(众人哄笑) (ALL LAUGHING)
你就得满足 you deliver.
(众人欢呼) (ALL CHEERING)
今天和索菲·L谈得怎么样？ How did it go with Sophie L. today?
会籍团队花了一小时才说服她续约。 It took our membership team an hour to get her to renew.
没救了 Hopeless.
恐怕整个纽约都找不到。 I'm afraid there's not a single man in New York City
愿意和她约会的男人。 that'll date this girl.
问题出在哪里？ What seems to be the issue?
问题就在她太普通了。 That's the thing. There is nothing wrong with her.
长相还行... She's okay attractive...
收入还行，学历还行，性格还行。 okay money, okay educated, okay personality.
就是没有突出亮点。 There's just not a standout quality.
她在主流婚恋市场缺乏竞争力... She's not competitive in the mainstream market...
又找不到细分市场。 and there is no niche market for her.
没错 Exactly.
如果没有独特卖点... And if there's no specialty appeal...
在任何市场都找不到定位。 then there's no place for her in any market.
确实棘手 That is tough.
可她是我现在最爱的客户。 And she's my favorite client right now.
虽然和其他人一样挑剔。 I mean, she's entitled like everyone,
但她很贴心... but she's sweet...
而且现实理智，不疯癫。 and she's realistic, she's not crazy.
是个好姑娘 She's a nice girl.
总该有个男人 There's got to be a guy out there
就想找个好姑娘吧。 who just wants a nice girl.
马克·P怎么样？ What about Mark P.?
普普通通 He's okay.
露西：已经给她推荐过了。 LUCY: I pitched him to her already.
她怀疑他身高不到1米8。 She's afraid he's not actually 5'11".
我说现在能不能别纠结。 And I'm like, can we please not worry
这几厘米的差距？ about a couple inches right now?
毕竟你快孤独终老了。 Because you're about to die alone.
(轻笑) (CHUCKLES)
知道吗 这个可以做手术。 You know there's a surgery for that.
治孤独终老？ For dying alone?
是增高手术 For getting taller.
最多能长15厘米。 Up to six inches.
把腿骨打断... You break your legs, and...
拉伸后让骨头自然愈合。 extend it, let the bone heal itself.
这能改变人生 That's a game changer.
费用要20万美金。 It costs like 200K.
15厘米能让男人身价翻倍。 Six inches can double a man's value in the market.
如果负担得起 If you can afford it,
绝对值得投资 it's definitely worth the investment.
那句话怎么说来着？ What's the saying?
"你不是丑，只是没钱罢了。"。 "You're not ugly, you just don't have money."
露西：没错。 LUCY: Right.
(模糊的交谈声)。 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
你选好婚礼穿的裙子了吗？ Do you have a dress picked out for the wedding?
选好了。 Yes.
你一个人去吗？ Are you going alone?
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
露西·M：永远的单身女王。 Lucy M.: The Eternal Bachelorette.
自愿独身主义者。 A voluntary celibate.
要我帮你介绍对象吗？ Do you want me to set you up with someone?
不用，我打算孤独终老。 No, I'm gonna die alone.
或者找个有钱老公。 Or get a rich husband.
反正都一样。 Same thing.
(露西轻笑) (LUCY CHUCKLES)
(模糊的对话声)。 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
哈里：嗨，查尔斯。 HARRY: Hi, Charles.
见到你真高兴。(亲吻)。 Good to see you. (KISSES)
你真美。 You look beautiful.
天啊，看它们长得多大了。 Oh, my God, look how big they are.
妈。 Mom.
恭喜你们。 Congratulations.
很高兴见到你。 Nice to see you.
你真漂亮。 You look beautiful.
很高兴再次见到你。 Nice to see you again.
嗨，亨利。你好。 Hi, Henry. Hi.
帕特丽夏：我一直跟大家说。 PATRICIA: I have been saying to everyone
彼得和夏尔是我的理想伴侣... that Peter and Char are my couple goals...
我也要找到属于自己的彼得。 and I need to find my own Peter
这事得怪你？ and you're responsible?
是我撮合了夏洛特和彼得，明白吗？ Well, I'm how Charlotte and Peter met, okay?
但建立牢固的感情... But it's up to the client
最终走向婚姻， to build a strong enough relationship...
这取决于客户自己。 that leads to marriage.
但你怎么知道 But how did you know that
彼得就是夏尔的真命天子？ Peter would be the perfect guy for Char?
海梅：她不能说，这是行业机密。 JAIME: Well, she can't tell, it's her industry secret.
(轻声笑)哪有什么行业机密。 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) There are no industry secrets.
我们随时都可能在现实生活中。 We can always meet our life partner
或交友软件上遇见终身伴侣。 out in the wild or swiping on apps.
但第一次约会最美好的结局... But the happy ending to a first date...
不是第二次约会。 is not the second date.
是互相换尿布， It's changing each other's diapers
最后为对方送终。 and burying each other.
你要找的是养老院的室友， You're looking for a nursing home partner
和墓园里的邻居。 and a grave buddy.
选择什么样的伴侣... Who our partner is...
决定了我们整个人生... it determines our whole life...
和生活方式。 and how we live.
不是一年两年， 甚至十年，而是... Not for one, two, ten years, but...
永远。 forever.
天啊。（轻笑） Oh, my God. (CHUCKLES)
我太需要你了。 I need you so badly.
是的，我快绝望了。 Yeah, I'm desperate.
能给你我的名片吗？ Can I give you my card?
当然可以。 Of course.
我正在办离婚手续，等结束后... I'm going through a divorce, but once it's over...
我真的很想给你打电话。 I would really, really like to give you a call.
听到这个消息我很难过。 I'm so sorry to hear that.
露西，她需要你。 Lucy. She needs you.
借过一下。 Excuse me.
(脚步声整齐响起)。 (FOOTSTEPS THUMPING IN UNISON)
我只需要和她单独待五分钟。 I just need five minutes alone with her.
(关门声) (DOOR CLOSES)
- 嗨，夏洛特。 - 嘿，露西。 - Hi, Charlotte. - Hey, Lucy.
露西：你还好吗？ LUCY: How're you holding up?
不太好。（轻声苦笑） Not good. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
发生什么事了？ What's going on?
(夏洛特抽泣) (CHARLOTTE SNIFFLES)
事情是这样的... What's going on...
我是个现代女性。 is that I am a modern woman.
我本可以成为任何人， Like, I could've been anything.
任何角色。 Anything.
但我选择成为... But I chose to become...
一个新娘。 a bride.
这是我自己的选择。 I chose this.
又不是说我要结婚。 It's not like I'm getting married
是为了建立两个王国之间的... because I need to forge a...
政治联姻。 relationship between two kingdoms.
也不是我家需要一头奶牛。（笑） It's not like my family needs a cow. (LAUGHS)
这是我自己的选择。 我选择嫁给一个男人。 I chose this. I chose to marry a man.
露西：夏洛特。 LUCY: Charlotte.
婚姻就是一场交易。 Marriage is a business deal.
从古至今 And it always has been
自从有人类婚姻开始就是如此。 since the very first time two people did it.
如果交易不划算，你随时可以退出。 You can always walk away if the deal isn't good.
作为介绍你和彼得认识的人， And as the person who introduced you to Peter,
我现在就可以陪你离开这里。 I will walk right out of here with you.
告诉我：你今天真的想结婚吗？ So tell me: do you not want to get married today?
我必须结。 I have to.
- 露西：为什么？ - 因...（嗤笑） - LUCY: Why? - Bec... (SCOFFS)
我父母为这场婚礼花了很多钱。 My parents spent so much money on this wedding.
我们花了数十万美元... We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars...
办这场婚礼，就为了。 on this wedding just so that
让我感觉自己像个该死的女人。 I could feel like a fucking woman.
露西：在你内心最阴暗、 LUCY: Why do you really,
最丑陋的角落里， in the darkest, ugliest part of yourself,
你到底为什么想嫁给彼得？ want to marry Peter?
(夏洛特长叹) (CHARLOTTE SIGHS)
我向你保证... And I promise you...
我听过所有理由 I have heard every reason
一个人为什么要和别人结婚。 why a person wants to get married to someone.
这些理由对我来说都不算惊人、错误或疯狂。 And none of them are shocking or wrong or crazy to me.
这将是你我之间的秘密。 It will be a secret between you and me.
你保证会保密吗？ You promise it'll be a secret?
露西：我保证。 LUCY: I promise.
你不能告诉任何人。 You cannot tell anyone.
谁都不能说。这事太糟糕了。 Not a soul. It is so awful.
露西：我会带进坟墓里。 LUCY: I will take it to my grave.
他让我姐姐嫉妒。 He makes my sister jealous.
她虽然没明说，但我知道这是事实。 She's never said that, but I know it's true.
她觉得他比她丈夫强。 She thinks he's better than her husband.
她觉得他... She thinks he's...
工作更好，长得更帅。 got a better job, that he's better-looking.
个子更高。 Taller.
而且... And...
这让我感觉... that makes me feel...
(抽泣) (SNIFFLES)
...像是我赢了。 ...like I've won.
(啜泣) (SOBBING)
所以这是关于价值感的问题。 So this is about value.
彼得让你觉得自己很有价值。 Peter makes you feel valuable.
(轻笑) (CHUCKLES)
是的，确实如此。 Yeah, he does.
他真的做到了。 He really does.
这会让你想嫁给他吗？ Does that make you want to marry him?
(轻笑) (CHUCKLES)
(轻笑，抽泣) (CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES)
(掌声) (APPLAUSE)
(众人欢呼鼓掌)。 (ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
(嘈杂的交谈声)。 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
嘿。 Hey.
我是哈里。 I'm Harry.
露西。 Lucy.
你是那个媒人。 You're the matchmaker.
你是新郎的弟弟。 You're the brother.
你来单身人士桌干什么？ What are you doing at the singles table?
我母亲希望我结婚。 My mother wants me to marry.
我可以帮你这个忙。 I can help you with that.
我刚才看到你在招揽客户。 I saw you recruiting earlier.
这样的婚礼简直是金矿。 A wedding like this must be a gold mine.
对我们公司来说这里机会很多。 There's a lot of opportunity here for our company.
你的推销话术很完美。 Your sales pitch is perfect
因为你让人感觉这是他们自己的想法。 because you make it feel like it's their idea.
你不是在告诉人们他们需要你， It's not like you're telling people they need you,
没人愿意听这种话。 nobody wants to hear that.
如果他们需要你， If they need you,
那就说明他们有问题。 then something is wrong with them.
相反... Instead...
你会说："你完全可以靠自己解决。 you're saying: "You could do this on your own
"但如果你足够幸运能负担得起我的服务。 "but if you're lucky enough to be able to afford me,
"为什么不呢？"。 "why not?"
你就是奢侈品。 You're a luxury good.
这样他们才会觉得离不开你... Then they really do feel like they need you...
就像离不开生活中其他奢侈品一样。 just like they need every other luxury in their lives.
一旦你体验过400美元的发型设计。 Once you get your first $400 haircut,
就再也回不去廉价理发店了，对吧？ you can't go back to Supercuts, can you?
很简单。 It's easy.
不，你只是太优秀了。 No. You're just really good.
那是什么感觉？ What's it like?
什么什么感觉？ What's what like?
当红娘的感觉。 Being a matchmaker.
就像在停尸房工作。 It's like working at the morgue,
或者保险公司上班。 or an insurance company.
(轻笑) 怎么说？ (CHUCKLES) In what way?
1米88，1米68。瘦的，健壮的，胖的。 6'2", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat.
白人，黑人，亚裔。 White, Black, Asian.
- 医生、律师、银行家。 - (轻笑) - Doctor, lawyer, banker. - (CHUCKLES)
10万，20万，30万。 100 grand, 200 grand, 300 grand.
吸烟，不吸烟。 Smoker, non-smoker.
但你一定很懂爱情。 But you must know a lot about love.
我只懂约会。 I know about dating.
有什么区别？ What's the difference?
约会需要付出很多努力。 Dating takes a lot of effort.
要经历无数试错。 A lot of trial and error.
承担大量风险和痛苦。 A ton of risk and pain.
爱情很简单。 Love is easy.
是吗？ Is it?
我觉得这是世界上最难的事。 I find it to be the most difficult thing in the world.
那是因为我们无法控制它。 That's because we can't help it.
有时候它就突然闯进我们的生活。 It just walks into our lives sometimes.
你是在撩我吗？ Are you hitting on me?
- 绝对不是。 - (轻笑) - Definitely not. - (CHUCKLES)
但我确实认为 But I do think that you would be
你会是我们很多客户的理想对象。 a great match for a lot of our clients.
纽约需要更多直男。 We need more straight men in New York City.
你看起来大概1米83。年薪多少？ You look about six feet tall. How much money do you make?
就这么直接问？ Just straight up like that?
税前年薪8万美元。 I make 80 grand a year before taxes.
你赚得比这个多还是少？ Do you make more or less than that?
多。 More.
我就知道。 I know.
金融行业对吧？ Finance, right?
私募股权。 Private equity.
要喝点什么吗？ Do you want a drink?
- 好啊。 - 想喝什么？ - Sure. - What do you want?
- 可乐加啤酒。 - (脚步声接近)。 - Coke and beer. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(闷响) (THUDS)
嘿，老兄。 Hey, buddy.
嗨，约翰。 Hi, John.
现在在忙，晚餐服务结束后聊？ Working now, obviously, but talk after dinner service?
嗯。 Yeah.
好吧。 Okay.
哈里的父亲：爱是最后的信仰... HARRY'S FATHER: Love is the last religion...
最后的归宿，最后存续的信念。 the last country, the last surviving ideology.
除此之外还有什么值得相信？ So what else really is there to believe in?
当你迷失方向时... When you get lost...
我知道你有时会迷失... and I know you'll be lost at times...
这就是人生。 it's life.
当你迷路时... When you're lost...
答案很简单。 the answer is simple.
只需追随爱的方向。 Just go where love is.
(掌声) (APPLAUSE)
众人齐唱：♪ 手牵着手 ♪。 ALL: ♪ Touching hands ♪
♪ 心连着心 ♪ ♪ Reaching out ♪
♪ 感受彼此的温度 ♪ ♪ Touching me, touching you ♪
♪ 甜蜜卡罗琳 ♪ ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
♪ 吧，吧，吧 ♪ ♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪
♪ 美好时光从未如此美妙 ♪ ♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪
♪ 太美妙！太美妙！太美妙！ ♪ ♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪
(远处传来喇叭声与警笛声)。 (HORNS, SIRENS IN DISTANCE)
嗨。 Hi.
嘿。 Hey.
那么，是什么让他们如此般配？ So, what made them perfect for each other?
露西：相似的经济背景。 LUCY: Similar economic background.
政治立场一致。 Politically aligned.
外貌吸引力相当。 Well-matched in their attractiveness.
相似的成长环境。 Similar upbringing.
相似的成长环境？ Similar upbringing?
他们都来自幸福大家庭。 They both come from big happy families.
(嗤笑) (SCOFFS)
"幸福大家庭" "Big happy families."
没错。 Yes.
眼见为实。 I'll believe it when I see it.
只要相信"幸福大家庭"这个概念... The perception of a "big happy family"...
就能拥有一个"幸福大家庭"。 is all you need to have a "big happy family."
这就是灵魂伴侣的全部条件？ That's all it takes to be soulmates?
基本上是的。 Basically.
穷困潦倒... Poor...
支持伯尼的... voted for Bernie...
糟糕的原生家庭。 shitty family.
我们是灵魂伴侣吗？ Are we soulmates?
大概是吧。 Probably.
演艺事业进展如何？ How's acting going?
你看我像进展顺利的样子吗？ How does it look like it's going?
抱歉。 Sorry.
别道歉，是我太刻薄了。 No, don't be, I'm just being a dick.
我刁难你是因为感到难堪。 I'm giving you a hard time because I'm embarrassed.
露西：你有什么好难堪的？ LUCY: What are you embarrassed about?
因为有份正经工作？ Having a job?
我在演话剧。 I'm in a play.
- 是吗？ - 是啊。 - Yeah? - Yeah.
离演出还有段时间。 It's not for a while.
现在接这种零工就是想攒点钱... I'm just doing jobs like this to try and save some cash...
等排练开始就没空了。 before rehearsal starts.
真没想到今晚会遇见你。 Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight.
我想你了。 I missed you.
约翰：嗯。 JOHN: Yeah.
你连我长什么样都忘了。 You don't even remember my face.
露西：明白了。 LUCY: Got it.
(轻笑) 该你了。 (CHUCKLES) Your turn.
你现在有对象吗？ You seeing anyone?
你看见我坐单身桌了。 You saw me at the singles table.
(车辆驶过声) (VEHICLE PASSING BY)
我也想你。 I missed you too.
(叹息) (SIGHS)
等我忙完送你回家吧？ Can I give you a ride home after I'm done finishing up?
我车就在这儿。 I have my car here.
好啊。 Yeah.
我们该叙叙旧。 We should catch up.
(播放舒缓的嘟喔普音乐)。 (SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING)
妈咪，妈咪。 Mommy, mommy.
要给我留电话？ Giving me your number?
招聘。 Recruitment.
对你哥哥管用， Worked for your brother,
我觉得对你也会有效。 so I think it will work for you.
陪我跳舞就给你打电话。 I'll call you if you dance with me.
我会打给你的。 I'm going to call you.
但不是为了雇你。 But not to hire you.
我可能不是理想的约会对象。 I'm probably not someone you want to date.
为什么？ Why not?
因为下次恋爱我就要结婚。 Because the next person I date, I'm gonna marry.
那么红娘想嫁 So what kind of a person
什么样的人呢？ does a matchmaker want to marry?
我的硬性标准是有钱。 Well, my non-negotiables are that they're rich.
额外要求是对方要让我... My nice-to-have is that they're mind-numbingly...
无比... absurdly...
痛彻心扉地... achingly...
有钱。 rich.
- 你是在撩我吗？ - (露西大笑)。 - Are you hitting on me? - (LUCY LAUGHS)
(哈利轻声笑) (HARRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
(继续播放舒缓的嘟喔普音乐)。 (SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC CONTINUING)
(两人轻笑) (BOTH CHUCKLE)
我们在丽思酒店顶层。 We have the penthouse at the Ritz
准备了派对，想来的话。 for the afterparty, if you want to come.
下次吧。 Maybe next time.
需要我的司机送你吗？ Can my driver drop you somewhere?
有人接我。 I have a ride.
(收音机播放朋克摇滚乐)。 (PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
记得这首歌吗？ Remember this one?
嗯。 Yep.
你还住在老地方吗？ You still live in the same place?
约翰：是啊。 JOHN: Yep.
房租还是850美元。 Rent's still $850.
开什么玩笑。 No fucking way.
那破房子都快散架了。 It's falling apart.
我从来用不上热水。 I never get hot water.
露西：你室友们怎么样？ LUCY: How are your roommates?
大卫搬去和未婚妻住了... David moved in with his fiancee...
我觉得洛根现在 and I think Logan is developing
酗酒成瘾了。 a drinking problem.
露西：大卫订婚了？ LUCY: David is engaged?
对啊。 Yeah.
露西：和那个抖音女孩？ LUCY: To the TikTok girl?
没错。 Yep.
她现在还搞OnlyFans。 She does OnlyFans now too.
他赚到了。 Good for him.
约翰：是吗？ JOHN: Is it?
他是个身高1米7、从没出版过作品 的抑郁小说家。 He's a 5'7" depressed novelist who's never been published.
他找不到更好的了。 He couldn't do better.
就这么简单？ It's that simple, huh?
这是明摆着的事。 It's just math.
你在想什么？ What are you thinking about?
味道还是老样子。 It smells the same.
约翰：什么，我的车？ JOHN: What, my car?
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
- 看那边！ - 我才不花25美元。 - Look, there! - I'm not going to pay $25
停这破车一小时。 to park this piece of shit for an hour.
这已经是最低价了。 That's the cheapest we'll ever get.
下个街区能找到路边停车位。 We'll find street parking on the next block.
约翰，都20分钟了。我来付钱吧。 John, it's been 20 minutes. I'll just pay for it.
不用你付。 You're not paying.
- 我们只能... - 这些该死的... - We're going to have to... - These fucking people...
如果迟到超过15分钟。 forfeit the reservation
预订就作废了 if we're more than 15 minutes late
他们还要收我们 and then they charge us a cancellation fee of
每人25美元的取消费。 $25 per person.
等等，你是认真的吗？ Wait, are you fucking serious?
我都跟你说过十遍了。 I told you this like 10 times.
这简直是敲诈。 你怎么会订 That's extortion. Why would you make
这种黑店的位置？ a reservation at such a criminal place?
我们说好纪念日 We agreed to go to nice restaurants
要去高档餐厅的。 on our anniversary.
纽约哪有"高档"餐厅不... Oh, there's no "nice" places in New York City that won't...
迟到几分钟就收50美元的？ charge you 50 bucks if you're a couple minutes late?
我们干嘛要开车来？ Why did we even bring the car?
对，都怪我排练拖堂了。 Yes, it's my fault, my rehearsal ran long.
- 你表达得很清楚了。 - 我们本可以叫车的。 - You made your point. - We could've called a car.
然后花50美元进城... So we could spend $50 to get into the city...
再在餐厅消费200美元？ and then another $200 at the restaurant?
约翰 你连停车费都付不起 干嘛还要开车？ Why do you have a car if you can't pay for it, John?
看 就在那儿 Look, right there.
40分钟20美元？ 这他妈是什么计价方式？ $20 for 40 minutes? What the fuck is this math?
我不想在纪念日 I don't want to fight about money
和男朋友为钱吵架。 with my boyfriend on our anniversary.
这让我感觉像在重蹈父母的覆辙。 It makes me feel like my parents.
约翰：对不起行了吧？ JOHN: I'm sorry, okay?
看到下一个停车场我们就停。 We'll park at the next garage we see.
你要干什么？ What are you doing?
露西 Lucy.
你他妈要去哪儿？ Where the fuck are you going?
嘿 我错了还不行吗？ 真的对不起 Hey, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.
我身上没钱而且我忘了。 I don't have any money, and I forgot.
什么？忘了什么？ 忘了你爱我吗？ What? What did you forget? That you love me?
能请你回到车里吗？ 求你了？ Will you please get back in the car? Please?
我不想因为贫穷而厌恶你... I don't want to hate you because you're poor...
但此刻我就是这样这让我更厌恶自己。 but right now I do, and it makes me hate myself.
你知道让你开心有多难吗？ Do you know how hard it is to make you happy?
而我想要你快乐我在努力 真的。 And I want you to be happy. I'm trying. I really am.
我知道 这份心意 几乎就足以让我快乐了。 I know. And it's almost enough to make me happy.
(汽车喇叭轰鸣)。 (HORNS BLARING)
多希望我不在乎 五周年纪念日吃路边摊... I wish that I didn't care if we ate from a halal cart...
可我就是会在意 on our five-year anniversary, but I do.
不管你有多恨我我保证我更恨自己。 And however much you hate me, I promise, I hate myself more.
我不恨你 I don't hate you.
你恨的 You do.
这不是因为我们不相爱。 And it's not because we're not in love.
是因为我们太穷了。 It's because we're broke.
(引擎空转轰鸣)。 (ENGINE IDLING LOUDLY)
(轮胎尖锐摩擦声)。 (ENGINE SCREECHES)
(车门开启) (DOOR OPENS)
(车门关闭) (DOOR CLOSES)
要上来坐坐吗？ You want to come up?
想 Yes.
但不行 But I shouldn't.
谢谢送我回来 Thanks for the ride.
约翰：随时效劳 JOHN: Anytime.
记得邀请我看你演出。 Invite me to your play.
一定 I will.
(门轴吱呀作响)。 (DOOR CREAKS)
(引擎启动伴随刺耳声)。 (ENGINE STARTS, SCREECHING)
我只是给你些反馈。 I'm just giving you feedback
这样你才能提升服务质量... so you can improve your performance...
我也能匹配到更优质的对象。 and I can start getting better matches.
我想找个集齐 I want to meet someone who is a combination of all
前四位匹配对象所有优点的人。 the different awesome parts of the last four matches.
要像苏菲那样的职业和教育背景。 Sophie's job and education level,
艾米丽的身材和生活品质。 Emily's body and lifestyle,
派珀的容貌和时尚品味... Piper's face and sense of style...
还要有简那样的兴趣爱好 和电视剧口味 and Jane's hobbies and taste in TV shows.
很简单， 毕竟我可是弗兰肯斯坦博士。 Easy, since I'm Dr. Frankenstein.
(紧张地笑) (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
再过几个月我就48岁了。 I'm turning 48 in a few months
我觉得需要找个更成熟的对象。 and I think I need to meet someone more grown.
能和我聊得来的， Someone I can talk to,
最好是懂欣赏音乐、 just a proper woman who knows good music...
看过老电影的得体女性... 诸如此类。 has seen old movies, things like that.
之前交往的女友都是21、24岁... My last couple girlfriends were 21 and 24...
说实话她们有点幼稚。 and they were honestly kind of immature.
(轻声笑)我能想象。 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I can imagine it might be
和00后女孩相处可能不太容易。 a little hard to relate to girls born in the 2000s.
我有个非常特别的客户， I have a really special client,
叫索菲... her name is Sophie...
她是事业有成的律师，39岁。 she's a highly accomplished lawyer, she's 39.
呃... Um...
其实我没考虑30多岁的。 I wasn't really thinking 30s.
露西：所以你说要年长些... LUCY: So when you said older...
我指的是27、28岁左右。 I meant more like 27, 28.
露西：啊。 LUCY: Ah.
30多岁的女性 It gets really intense and complicated
关系会变得特别复杂。 with women in their 30s.
她们期望值很高 They have really high expectations
而且总急着推进关系， and they tend to rush things because I guess,
可能是生物钟在倒计时吧。 their biological clock's ticking.
我还有个很美的客户，31岁——。 I have another really beautiful client, she's 31--
呃。 Uh.
不要。 No.
最好是...27岁。 Someone... 27.
29岁都算极限了。 Even 29 is pushing it.
相信我——这对大家都好。 Trust me-- it's the best thing for everyone.
我和20多岁的女孩。 I genuinely get along much better
相处确实更融洽。 with girls in their 20s.
不在乎性格或生活方式... I don't care what she's like or how she lives...
只要外形符合我的审美。 I just care that she's my type physically.
露西：你对外形有什么要求？ LUCY: What's your type physically?
身材匀称。 Fit.
露西：就这？ LUCY: Just fit?
体脂率20以下。 Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI.
好吧。 Okay.
谢谢你答应和我约会。 Thank you for agreeing to come on a date with me.
露西：我只是想让你明白。 LUCY: Well, I only said yes to this
你的想法是错的... so you'd realize you're wrong...
其实你对我没兴趣。 and you're not actually interested in me.
哈里：我的直觉通常很准。 HARRY: My instincts are usually right.
你觉得你比专业人士。 You think that you're more right
更懂这个？ about this than a professional?
哦当然你是专家，但我相信直觉。 Oh, sure, you're the expert, but I trust my gut.
露西：行啊，走着瞧。 LUCY: Okay. We'll see.
你今天很美。 You look really good today.
谢谢。 Thanks.
露西：每周喝多少酒？ LUCY: How many drinks per week?
看情况，大概8到10杯？ 工作压力大难免会喝。 Depends, but like, 8? 10? Work makes it hard not to.
- 你吸毒吗？ - 从不。 - Do you do drugs? - Never.
派对上会抽大麻。 I do pot at parties.
我也是。 Me too.
所以不是从不。 So not never.
嗯。 Hmm.
你觉得你最好看的身体部位是？ What do you think is your best physical feature?
我的眼睛还不错。 My eyes aren't bad.
你是怎么入行的？ How did you end up doing what you do?
我父母都在金融行业工作... Both my parents work in finance...
我哥哥也是， and so does my brother,
所以我就顺其自然地做了这行。 so I just kind of ended up doing it.
我们都在我母亲创立的公司工作。 And we all work for the firm my mother started.
- 这是家族企业。 - 是啊，挺无聊的。 - It's a family business. - Yeah, it's boring.
嗯。 Mm.
你是怎么开始现在的工作的？ How did you get into doing what you do?
这是...我第一份也是（轻笑）唯一。 It was the... first and (CHUCKLES) only thing
真正擅长的事。 I was really good at.
哈里：你还想了解我什么？ HARRY: What else do you want to know about me?
我打赌你父母从没。 I bet your parents never raised
对彼此大声嚷嚷过。 their voices at each other.
几乎从没有过。 I think almost never.
也许他们只是偷偷吵架。 Maybe they were secretly fighting.
他们为钱吵过架吗？ Did they ever fight about money?
没有。 No.
有道理。 Makes sense.
我觉得我们会模仿父母的吵架方式。 I think we emulate the way our parents fight.
嗯。 Hmm.
在纽约看到情侣当街吵架。 I see couples fighting in the middle of the street
我总是不理解。 in New York and I don't get it.
他们不觉得在公众场合这样很丢脸吗？ Aren't they embarrassed to do that in front of people?
我就是那种会当街吵架的人。 I'm the type to fight in the middle of the street.
- 是吗？ - 是啊。 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你这样做过吗？ Have you ever done that?
- 从没有。 - (轻声笑) - Never. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
苏菲：你觉得他会喜欢我吗？ SOPHIE: Do you think he will like me?
我觉得你会很喜欢他。 I think you will really like him.
- 你确定？ - 保持开放心态。（笑） - Are you sure? - Stay open-minded. (LAUGHS)
- 我好紧张。 - 放轻松。 - I'm so nervous. - All right.
结束后给我发消息。 Okay, text me after
- 我明天给你打电话。 - 好的。 - and I'll call you tomorrow. - Okay.
- 好的，晚点聊，苏菲。再见。 - 再见。 - Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye. - Bye.
- 嗨。 - 嗨。 - Hi. - Hi.
- 哇，谢谢。 - (轻声笑) - Wow. Thank you. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
不客气。 You're welcome.
你还好吗？ You okay?
没事。我的客户现在也在约会。 Yes. My client is going on a date right now too.
你看起来很紧张。 You seem nervous.
我真的很希望她喜欢这个男生。 I really want her to like this guy.
她已经连续约会失败十次了。 She's had, like, 10 bad dates in a row
我这次必须得给她找个靠谱的。 and I just need to deliver.
你是因为即将开始完美约会。 Are you feeling guilty that
而感到愧疚吗？ you're about to go on a good date?
（露西轻笑） (LUCY CHUCKLES)
（模糊的交谈声） (FAINT INDISTINCT CHATTER)
露西：我不确定是喜欢你。 LUCY: I don't know if I like you
还是单纯喜欢你带我去的地方。 or if I just like the places you take me to.
你喜欢我？ You like me?
什么时候的事？ When did that happen?
大概是从看你买单的姿势开始的。 I think when I saw the way you pick up the bill.
（轻声笑） (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
哈利：我这动作很帅吧？ HARRY: I do it really well, don't I?
确实帅 You do.
行云流水一气呵成。 Just one swift motion.
没有犹豫 毫不怯场。 No hesitation. No fear.
哈利：反正我付得起 有什么好怕的。 HARRY: Well, I can afford it, so why would I be scared?
你在我身上投资不少啊？ You're investing a lot in me, huh?
我只是想让约会更有情调。 I just want our dates to be romantic.
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