快进屋吧 回家的感觉挺好的 不是吗 Come on, it's nice to be home, isn't it?
金 你介意在进去前 我们快速聊几句吗 Kim. Do you mind if we have a quick chat before we go in?
妈 你竟然把一头死鹿丢在门廊上了 Oh, Mum. You left a dead deer on the porch.
我之前离开得很匆忙 不是吗 I left in a hurry, didn't I?
杰 来帮个忙 过来 Come on, Jay. Give us a hand. Over here.
尼克 Nick!
别抱怨了 赶紧处理吧 Stop moaning and get on with it.
太他妈臭了 It fucking stinks.
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这就是那只小企鹅 是吧 So this is the penguin, ehh?
你好啊 小家伙 很高兴认识你 Hey, little guy. Nice to meet you.
我也很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you too.
你似乎是个好人 You seem nice
并且真心对什么事感到抱歉 and genuinely sorry about something.
我的确很抱歉 小企鹅 I am sorry, penguin.
非常抱歉 Very much so.
它身上好脏 Guy's filthy.
你上次清洗它是什么时候的事啊 When was the last time you cleaned him?
实际上 那是我死去的父亲的血 Actually, that's my dead father's blood.
我一直都不想洗掉 真是谢谢你了啊 I never felt like washing it. So thanks for that.
好吧 我就... Okay, so I'm just gonna..
好了 Right.
把火点起来 把窗帘都合上 Let's get this fire lit and the shutters down.
好主意 Great idea.
虽然看着不怎么样 但我们在这里是安全的 It may not look like much, guys, but we're safe here.
方圆几英里都没人 There's not a soul for miles.
没人能找到我们 No one will find us.
只有我们在这里 We are completely alone.
怎么回事 What's happening?
贝丝 Beth!
你干什么呢 干什么呢 What are you doing? What are you doing?
赶快把枪放下 Put your guns down.
欢迎啊 贝丝 终于见到你了 Welcome, Beth. So nice to finally meet you.
妈的 Shit!
你没事吧 Are you alright?
金 Kim.
那是什么 What's that?
所以 So...
我们的弹药应该充足了 we should have enough firepower.
问题在于 如何偷偷潜入木屋那里 The problem is going to be getting down to the cabin
而不被他们发现 without them seeing us.
我妈妈以前常说 My mom always said that
问题只是尚未找到的解决办法罢了 a problem is just a solution that hasn't been found yet.
你妈是个白痴 不是吗 Well, your mother is a fucking idiot, isn't she?
如果解决办法尚未被找到 Well, if the solution hasn't been found
那它就是问题 不是吗 then it's fucking problem, isn't it?
-长官 -就是这个意思啊 - Sir! - Well, that is the point.
根本不存在问题 There is no problem.
只是尚未找到的解决办法而已 It's just a solution that hasn't been found yet.
那这就是问题啊 Which is a problem.
实际上 "问题"二字的定义就是这个啊 In fact, it's exact fucking definition of a problem.
-老天爷啊 -长官 - Jesus. - Sir!
那我们只能求同存异了 不是吗 We're just going to have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?
你感觉还好吗 汤普森 You feel alright, Thompson?
怎么了 What?
因为你现在自大膨胀 自以为是 Because you're getting awfully big for your boots.
你也知道这点 对吧 You know that, don't you?
不好意思 我们让你觉得无聊了吗 Sorry, are we boring you?
这是通向那个木屋的路 长官 This is the path to the house sir.
从现在开始 我们要按照战术章程行进 We need to follow tactical protocol from this point on.
那就去吧 Uhh, go on then.
泰丽是从哪儿找到这些娘炮的 Where does Terry find these girls?
我真觉得没有他们 我们会把任务完成得更好 I basically feel that we are better off on our own.
-给 -但是 - Here you go. - But,
我们为什么要在这里吃三明治 why are we having sandwiches?
我们得马上离开啊 We need to leave right now.
如果现在离开 只会陷入更大的危险 If you leave now, you'll only get yourself in more danger.
金说得对 Kim's right.
陷阱可以减缓他们的速度 And the traps will slow them down
但他们还是会很快到来 but they'll be here pretty soon.
我们最大的机会 就是在家附近反击他们 Our best bet is fighting them on our home turf.
太对了 我特意金的意见 Definitely. I agree with Kim.
老天啊 Jesus!
你们到底是什么人 Who are you people?
我很抱歉你被卷进这事当中了 I'm really sorry that you're in the situation.
但现在我需要你去后面躲着 But right now I'm going to need you to go and hide out the back
我要去设置一些捕兽陷阱 把武器清理下 while I set some bear traps and clean out the cannon.
我去给你帮忙 I'll come and help.
-尼克 你待在这里 -遵命 - Nicky. You stay here. - Sure.
妈 在我回来前 管住大家 Mom! Hold the fort until I'm back.
金 Kim!
回去 尼克 Go back, Nicky.
我们需要谈谈 We need to talk.
不 说真的 你得立刻回去 No, seriously, you need to go back right now.
我就想向你道歉... I just wanna apologise for..
不 我没事 你不能再继续往前... No. I'm fine, please You just have to stop walking right ...
走了 now!
你之前怎么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
我试图自己解决好 I tried to sort it.
我甚至去找过警察 结果我落得什么下场 I even went to the police and look where that got me.
你可以告诉我的啊 Well, you could have told me.
好吧 那你呢 Okay. What about you?
我知道你怀孕的事了 贝丝 I know about the baby, Beth.
你之前为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you just tell me?
那正是我来这里的原因 That's why I came here.
就是要来告诉你 To tell you.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
我当时吓傻了 I was freaking out.
然后我想到 And then I thought, well,
如果我吓傻了 那他也绝对会吓傻的 if I'm freaking out, he's definitely gonna freak out.
好吧 我能请你承诺我一件事吗 贝丝 Okay. Can I ask you to promise me something, Beth?
如果你承诺无论如何都依然会爱我 If you promise to still love me.
哪怕我一事无成 那么... Even if I don't fucking make anything of myself, then..
-宝贝 我当然... -不 不 - Babe, of course I... - No..no..
如果你能承诺这一点 If..if you can promise me that.
那我就承诺我会付出一切 为你和那个... Then I'll promise to give everything I've got to you and that...
我们的孩子 our baby.
毫无保留 Every single fucking thing.
我对天发誓 I swear to God.
这么说你没被吓傻吗 You're not freaking out, then?
我内心都吓懵了 宝贝 I'm freaking in, babe.
好了 你们两个 Right, you two.
拿着这个 Take this,
你们会用到的 you're going to need it.
-气氛都被破坏了 对吧 -是啊 - That killed the moment, didn't it? - Yeah.
好了 问题在于 Okay. So the thing is
这些地雷都是我造的 I've made these landmines myself
这个地雷看起来出故障了 and it looks like it's malfunctioned.
但我还是想解除它 以防万一 But I do want to disarm it just to be sure.
我去拿剪线钳时你要注意两点 Two things while I'm getting wire cutters.
一 别把脚抬起来 One, don't lift your foot
二 and two,
拜托你千万别告诉我妈地雷失灵了 please don't tell my mom it malfunctioned.
妈妈们最讨厌了 对吧 Mums are the worst, right?
听着 偷看你日记的事我很抱歉 Look, I'm sorry about the diary.
真的万分抱歉 I really am.
但是 Just
别让你妈用这个做借口 骗你留在这里 don't let your mom use this as an excuse to keep you here.
拜托了 Please.
待在原地 别乱动 Stay here. Don't move.
我去核实下我用的是哪种引信 I'm going to go and check what fuse I've used.
如果一切没问题 And if everything is fine,
我就大声喊暗号 I'll just shout the words.
吉米道奇饼干吗 Jammie Dodgers?
没错 Exactly.
那你就知道可以安全移动了 Then, you'll know it's safe to move.
待会儿见 See you in a minute.
你还好吗 小子 You alright, pickle?
你圣诞节送给我的那些炸弹引信 Those bomb fuses you got me for Christmas,
不会碰巧是松发式的吧 they weren't the pressure released kind by any chance, were they?
是的 但我装入了延时器 用来训练 Yeah, but I built in a timer delay for training purposes.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
延时多久 How long?
为什么这么问 出什么事了 Why? What's happened?
没有啊 一切都挺好的 Nothing, everything's fine.
妈妈 等等 Mom, wait.
我的天呐 Oh, my gosh.
他... He's..
真是个废物 ..such a loser.
你看他 Look at him.
他跳舞肯定也是这个傻样 I bet that's how he dances.
说真的 我知道我搞砸了 I mean, seriously, I know I messed up
但你真的宁愿选择他而不是我吗 but you're really going to choose him over me?
你怎么会如此不了解 How is it possible to know so little about
你在这世上唯一认识的人呢 the only person in the world you actually know?
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
怎么了 What?
我们要赌一把 We're gonna take our chances.
从后门出去 Go via the back way.
对不起 I'm sorry.
就像你说的 It's like you said,
其他什么都不重要了 nothing else matters now
除了这个孩子 apart from this kid.
就是这样 And that's it.
蒂娜 我真的很抱歉 Tina, I'm really sorry.
不 不 No, no.
不必道歉 Don't be sorry.
金 有件事我得告诉你 Kim, there's something I need to tell you.
你好吗 姐们儿 You alright, mate?
好久不见 Long time.
我喜欢你对这里的布置 I like what you've done with the place.
乡村风格 可怕的杀人陷阱 Rustic setting. Crazy killer traps.
很不错 It's nice.
千万别动 Don't fucking move.
你没事吧 他有没有伤害你 Are you okay? Has he hurt you?
看到你的孩子长大了 我很欣慰 Good to see the little one all grown up too.
他在说什么 What's he talking about?
不过她男朋友挺混蛋的 对吧 Boyfriend's is a bit of a dick though, right?
我们其实不是一对 所以出丑的是你 Oh, we're not actually a couple, so joke's on you.
确实吻了一下 但最终还是毁了 I mean there was a kiss but it got ruined
因为我偷看了她日记本上列的清单 because of this whole diary listing.
总之 整件事都跟那本日记有关 Anyway, basically this whole thing happen with this book...
你能闭嘴吗 Do you want to shut the fuck up?
好的 Sure.
-这孩子有什么毛病吗 -我也觉得 - What's wrong with the kid? - I know, right?
等等 你们认识吗 Wait, do you two know each other?
我和你妈以前是搭档 Me and your mom used to be partners.
对吧 乔 Didn't we, Jo?
乔 Jo?
求你别说出来 Please don't.
警界冉冉升起的新星 Rising star of the force.
她太优秀了 竟然发现我被吉米收买了 So good in fact that she found out that I was on Jimmy's payroll.
不是吗 小猴子 Didn't you, you little monkey?
所以我做了所有好搭档都会做的事 So I did what any good partner would do
拉她入伙 and I cut her in
生意不错 相信我 and business was good. Trust me.
不是这样的 金 It wasn't like that Kim.
我是为了他才那么做的 他是我的搭档 I did it for him. He was my partner.
否则他会坐很多年的牢 He would have gone to prison for years otherwise.
你跟我们其他人一样 是为了钱 You did it for the money just like the rest of us.
不 是他求我的 金 No, he begged me, Kim.
但你收了那些钱吗 But you took the money?
就跟我们其他人一样 Just, like the rest of us.
金 听我说 Kim, listen to me.
当时事情很快就失控了 Things got out of control really really fast.
我想脱身 但吉米却开始追杀我 I tried to get out. But then Jimmy came after me.
是 他是追杀你了 但是... Yeah, he came after you, but...
他找到的却不是你 对吗 you're not who he found, are you?
他对爸爸下手了 He found dad?
我们本打算那天晚上离开的 但我 We're gonna leave that night but I..
我的计划还是迟了一天 I was one day too late.
这一切都是因为你吗 This whole thing is because of you?
爸爸是因为你才死的 Dad died because of you.
好了 Okay.
好吧 Okay.
你再动 我就开枪了 Next time you move, this gun goes off.
很高兴知道这点 Good to know.
操 Fuck!
抱歉 那个... Sorry, er...
天呐 Jesus!
操 Fuck!
我们要怎么做 What are we gonna do?
我没事 I'm fine.
如果你流血至死 妈 If you bleed out now, mom,
我就没机会亲手杀了你了 I won't get the chance to kill you myself.
按紧了 Now hold it.
喂 我要带着包出来了 Yo, yo, yo, I'm coming out with the bag.
停止射击 Stop shooting.
听好了 钱给你们 好吗 All right. Here's the money. Yeah?
你们来这里就是为了这个 This is what you came here for
那么 so
就 just
拿上快走吧 好咩 just take it and go, innit.
该说"好吗" Isn't it!
嘿 尼克 Hey, Nick.
你猜怎么着 Guess what?
贝丝怀孕了 Beth's pregnant.
天啊 这真是太... Oh my God. That's so...
贝丝 恭喜啊 Beth. Congratulations.
谢谢你 尼克 Thanks Nicky.
我之前就觉得你容光焕发的 I thought you were glowing.
等什么 快过来抱抱我 Well, come up here then and give me a hug then or what?
我也想啊 但是 You know, I would but
但我正站在地雷上 所以 I'm stood on a landmine, so...
什么 What?
天呐 God!
-白痴 -我操啊 - Idiot. - Fuck my mind...
你去拿过来 Go and get it then.
你过去拿 You go and get it.
你欺骗了我 妈 You lied to me, Mom.
我的一生就是个谎言 My whole life is a lie.
请别这么说 Please don't say that.
你为什么要瞒着我 Why would you keep this from me?
因为我爱你 Because I love you.
我只爱你一个 And I only love you.
别的都不爱 其他人 其他地方 我都不爱 There's nothing else. There's no other people. No other places.
我只爱你 It's just you.
你有想过这可能正是问题所在吗 Did you ever think maybe that's the problem?
不 我没想过 No, I didn't.
汤普森 Thompson!
掩护我 Cover me.
妈 Mum.
在这里等着 Wait here.
妈 Mum.
乔 Jo,
你要做什么 乔 what are you doing, Jo?
今天不需要再死更多人了 好吗 No one else needs to die today. All right?
吉米死了 Jimmy's dead.
我不干了 到此为止 I'm out. I'm done.
我们先把枪放下 So let's just put the guns down.
那泰丽呢 What about Terry?
我会告诉她金踩到地雷了什么的 I'll tell her that Kim stood on a landmine or something.
听着 Listen,
乔 Jo.
你让我拿走这笔钱 You let me take this money.
你就永远不会再看见我们了 And you will never see us again.
我发誓 I swear.
要是撒谎 不得好死... Cross My Heart Hope To....
好了 Now then,
恐怕这回我得给泰丽运回一具尸体了 I am afraid I'm going to need to take a body back to Terry.
所以我要运走的会是谁呢 So, who's it going to be?
妈 不要 Mom, don't!
把枪放下 走出来 金 Throw your gun down and come out Kim.
待在那别动 Stay exactly where you are.
这样吧 金 Tell you what Kim,
我让你决定 I'll let you decide
是你妈 Your mum.
还是这个废柴 Or this drib!
给你三秒钟时间 否则我把他们都杀了 You got three seconds or I just shoot them both.
三 Three
二 Two
操 Fuck!
-一 -等等 -One. - Wait!
你要的人是我 I'm the one you want.
金 Kim!
我不会在他们当中选择的 I won't choose between them.
因为不管我选了谁 我还是会被困住 Because whichever one I choose I'll still be trapped.
金 不要 Kim don't.
随便你吧 Do what you want.
杀了我 Kill me.
带走钱 Take the money.
去个什么地方 然后 Go off somewhere and
大吃一堆 eat a huge pile
吉米道奇饼干 of Jammie Dodgers.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我听说那种饼干很好吃 I've heard that they are really nice.
你真是个怪胎 You're weird!
尼克 你没事吧 Nicky, are you okay?
等等 Hold on.
你看 Look!
你中枪了吗 Are you shot?
没有 但洗澡的时候这伤口会很疼的 No, but that's really gonna sting in the bath.
天啊 Oh God.
好吧 Okay.
听着 Look,
我就... I'm just gonna..
我就拿走这些钱 just going to take the money
然后走人 好吗 and go. Okay?
我知道你不会朝我后背开枪的 I know you're not going to shoot me in the back either.
我能从你的眼睛中看出来 I can see it in your eyes.
所以我就走了 你也不会阻止我 So I'm just going to leave and you're not going to stop me
因为你是个大好人 because you're just too nice.
等等 等等 Wait...wait...wait
再等 Hang on just a
几 few
秒 more
钟 seconds.
为什么 What for?
亲爱的妈妈 Dear Mum.
对不起 我又要走了 I'm sorry for leaving...again.
我知道你很难接受 I know this is hard for you.
但我必须离开 But I have to go.
远离这些谎言 To get away from all the lies.
搞清楚我到底是什么样的人 And figure out who I really am.
这世界也许很可怕 The world may be a scary place.
但也可以绚烂多彩 It can also be beautiful.
我不会再躲藏了 I'm not going to hide anymore.
我准备好了 I am ready
我能照顾好自己 and I can look after myself.
我知道你觉得你这么做是在保护我 I know you thought you were keeping me safe.
我希望有一天你能处理好我们之间的母女关系 And I hope one day you can make this right between us.
我确实爱你 妈 I do love you, Mum.
我只是不知道我现在是否能原谅你 I just don't know right now if I can forgive you.
再见 妈妈 Bye, Mum.
爱你的金 Love Kim
我就说你不擅长跟女人相处吧 I told you, you're shit with women.
谢了 Thanks.
别客气 兄弟 No problem, bro.
你知道你会成为一个很糟糕的父亲 You know you're going to be a shit dad.
这是真的 It's true.
他会把宝宝落在公车上 He's gonna leave the baby on a bus.
看来你没告诉她一切 So you didn't tell her everything?
改日再说吧 Another day, perhaps?