这个世界是一本超大备忘录 The entire world is a collection of memoranda
前情提要
提醒我她曾出现过 而我失去她了 that she did exist, and that I have lost her.
不论人的灵魂究竟是什么组成的 Whatever our souls are made of,
我和她的是一样的 hers and mine are the same.
倒不是我想把故事说的好像我多自命不凡 A rather pretentious way to open our story...
但我一直都是这么有戏剧天赋 but I've always had a flair for the dramatic.
这 就是我们的故事 You see, this is our story...
泰莎和我的 Tessa's and mine.
和你曾听过无数次的故事一样 It's a story you've heard before,
由希腊人之口讲述 后来又经过了 passed down from the Greeks, through Shakespeare,
均为英国著名诗人 剧作家 小说家
莎士比亚 勃朗特姐妹和简奥斯丁的传颂 the Brontes, Jane Austen.
故事里年轻的女孩探索追寻自由独立 It's the story of a young girl exploring her independence,
试图挣脱压迫她的父母的束缚 free from the bonds of her oppressive parent...
和跟一个她完全不爱的男孩的婚约 and promised to a boy she clearly does not love.
她遇到一个英俊潇洒的青年 She meets a dashingly handsome young man
让她神魂颠倒 who sweeps her off her feet...
尽管男孩具有她所厌恶的一切特质 even though he represents everything she detests.
她还是爱上了他 She falls for him,
把自己交给了他 gives herself to him,
最终被他背叛 and is ultimately betrayed by him
心碎离场 and left shattered.
而他的谎言真正摧毁的只有他自己 Only it is he who is destroyed by his deceit.
当一切似乎都覆水难收时 When it feels as though all is lost,
两个人又重归于好 the two reunite
从此过上了幸福快乐的生活 and live happily ever after.
我说过的 这是个老套的故事 Like I've said, a story you've heard before.
唯一的区别的就是 Only difference is...
这并不是那个故事 this isn't that story.
一个月后
泰莎 咱们得谈谈 泰莎求你了 我们一个月没说话了
你好 能问个问题吗 Hey. Can I ask you a question?
-滚开 -我想找个人 - Piss off. - I'm looking for someone.
滚开 Piss off!
《之后》2 碰撞之后
外面看起来一点都不像过圣诞了 Whoo! Sure don't seem like Christmas out here,
热成这个样子 all this heat we've been havin'.
我讨厌天热你懂的哦 Ya know, I hate the heat.
天气一热人就会做些疯狂的事情 Heat make people do some crazy things.
谢 谢了 Thank... Thank you!
抱歉 Sorry.
不好意思 先生 麻烦帮我按住电梯门 Excuse me! Sir, can you hold that elevator, please!
屎人 Asswipe!
谢谢 Thank you.
你刚才是骂我屎人了吗 Did you call me an asswipe?
什么 Excuse me?
你刚才骂我屎人 You just called me an asswipe.
不 并没有 Um, no. I didn't.
好吧 可能是我想象的 Yeah, I guess I just imagined it.
可能吧 Guess so.
我本来就要帮你按电梯的 Ya know, I was trying to hold the elevator for you.
当然了 Sure you were.
不好意思 今天是我第一天上班 Look, I'm sorry. It's my first day.
我只是想让大家记住我 I'm just trying to make an impression.
好吧 你绝对做到了 Well, you certainly succeeded at that.
屎人 Asswipe.
不 不要 No, no, no, no...
-你在这上班吗 -惊不惊喜意不意外 - You work here? - Surprise.
泰莎 Tessa!
欢迎加入凡思出版社 Welcome to Vance Publishing.
你好 你是金伯莉吧 Hi. Kimberly, right?
记性很好啊 让我印象深刻 Excellent memory. I'm impressed.
是的 她可擅长给人留印象了 Yes, she makes quite the impression.
你们两个认识吗 You two know each other?
我们是老朋友了 Uh... we're old friends.
女士们 我先走一步了 Now, if you ladies will excuse me?
-要正式开始了激动吗 -是的 - Are you excited to get going? - Yeah.
先去见见老板吧 Let's introduce you to the boss.
你他妈的闭嘴 听我说 Shut the fuck up and listen to me!
现在也许不是互相认识的最佳时机 This might not be the best time for introductions.
要不还是先去看看你的办公室吧 Why don't I show you your office?
崔佛 Trevor!
这就来 On it.
这儿太乱了不好意思 I apologize for the mess.
我们最近实习生不足 We've been short on interns lately,
攒了一堆活 and we're a bit backlogged.
听起来简直不可思议 That seems crazy to me.
我认识的人为了来这里实习能豁出老命 People I know would kill for an internship here.
我知道的 只是凡思有个小毛病 I know, it's just that Vance has this small problem
总在第一天就把人开除了 with firing them after a day.
但那可不会发生在你身上 But that's not going to happen to you.
我有很好的预感 I have a good feeling about this.
就和我在面试时说的一样 But like I said during the interview,
你的工作就是每周看五篇稿子 your job is to read five manuscripts a week,
看到有喜欢的 就交给我 and if you like them, just forward them on to me.
好的 厨房在大厅那头 Okay. The kitchen is right down the hall.
午餐可以随意点 Feel free to place any order for lunch.
还有问题吗 Any questions?
不 没有了 Uh, no. I'm good.
你可以的 You got this.
《蜗居》 作者杰琳德塞
凡思先生 Mr. Vance!
不好意思 Um... Um, I'm so sorry.
我不小心睡着了 几点了 I must have dozed off. What time is it?
9点25分 9:25.
9点25分 9:25?
-我被开除了吗 -坐下来 - Am I fired? - Sit down.
你是要告诉我你昨晚看完了三本书 You mean to tell me you read three books
还给他们都写了评价 and did coverage on all of them last night,
并且你觉得田中妮可的《光之祭》不错吗 and you think Carnival of Light by Niko Tanaka is a great read?
没错 是的 Yeah, it is. It's, uh,
她的表达非常的新颖 she has a really original voice,
特别像早期的玛格丽特·阿特伍德 it's a lot like an early Margaret Atwood,
玛格丽特·阿特伍德：加拿大最著名的小说家和诗人
《可以吃的女人》那本书 The Edible Woman,
玛格丽特·阿特伍德1969年出版作品
-很吸引人 -我现在下来 - Surfacing... - I'm coming down now.
拿上你的东西 跟我来 Grab your things. Come with me.
糟了 Oh, shit.
早上好 凡思先生 Morning, Mr. Vance.
-早上好 先生 -凡思先生 我正要 - Morning, sir. - Mr. Vance, I was just...
我想知道还有没有时间回去 I was wondering if we had time to go back to...
上车 Get in.
因为我得带上我的手机充电器 Because I have to get my phone charger in at...
好吧 在关门了 Oh, we're closing the door!
小小的工作建议 Little work tip.
想好好干的话不要每天穿同一身衣服 It helps if you don't wear the same clothes every day.
并且偶尔洗澡 That, and showering.
咱们要去哪里 Um, where are we going?
去参加个数字出版大会 There's a digital publishing conference,
我还需要为我的业务扩展争取投资 and I need to secure some funding for my expansion.
滚蛋 Fuck off!
"打烊"俩字儿你不认识 What part of "We're closed" don't...
-嗨 -忙吗 - Hi. - You busy?
手头上算是有点事儿 Kind of in the middle of something.
所以 要不你明天再来 So, you know, why don't you come back tomorrow?
或者现在进来也行 Or just come in right now.
不用了 I'm good.
来点吧 能缓解疼痛 Come on, it'll ease the pain.
我喜欢疼痛 I like the pain.
随便你吧 你个受虐狂 Well, suit yourself, you fuckin' masochist.
欢迎回到蒙哥马利 凡思先生 Welcome back the Montgomery, Mr. Vance.
您的房间已经准备好了 I have your rooms ready for you.
打印机已送到崔佛马修先生的房间了 We had a printer delivered to Mr. Trevor Matthews' room.
但很不巧 杨小姐的房间还没准备好 Unfortunately, Ms. Young's room wasn't ready,
所以我们将她的房间升级成套房了 so we had her upgraded to a suite
以表对管理疏忽的歉意 with compliments of the management.
江先生入住了吗 Has Mr. Jiang checked in yet?
我想他正在酒吧那儿 I do believe he's at the bar.
当然他会在那儿了 Of course he is.
所以我得个打印机 你得了个套房 So I get a printer and you get a suite.
你很得意 是吧 You're enjoying this, aren't you?
必须的 Definitely.
亲爱的 你能带泰莎去购物吗 Hon', do you mind taking Tessa shopping?
她需要为今晚做准备 She needs something for tonight.
我相信你 I trust you.
咱们去找点乐子吧 Let's go have some fun.
你确定我能进去吗 Are you sure that I can get in?
我从来没有去过夜总会 Because I've never been to a nightclub before.
但是他们不是要查 But don't they check...?
你跟着我们 没问题的 You'll be with us. It won't be a problem.
现在 咱们出去之前 Look, before we go outside,
我得告诉你些情况 I just wanted to tell you something.
好的 Okay.
我和凡思 Vance and I are...
不只是同事关系 more than co-workers.
有几年只是单纯的工作 It was strictly a work thing for years,
特别是他的妻子去世后 especially after his wife died,
我就开始帮他照顾儿子史密斯 then I started helping out with his son Smith,
爱情 总是让人措手不及 and, well, love can really take you by surprise.
是哦 Yes, it can.
-就是他吗 -是的 - That's him? - Mm-hmm.
他是最贴心的孩子了 He's the sweetest kid.
等不及今晚让他们看见你穿这裙子的样子了 Can't wait for them to see you in this dress tonight.
糟了 Oh, shoot.
忘记给你买内衣了 We forgot to buy you underwear.
但是我的衣服都送去洗了 But my clothes are at the laundry.
我如果现在出发 冲回商场 If I leave now, I can run back to the mall...
不 不用了 没事的 Oh, no, no, no. No. It's fine.
-你确定吗 -是的 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
好吧 那咱们就真空上阵吧 Okay, I guess we're goin' commando, then.
真不敢相信我来凡思才一天 I can't believe I've been at Vance for only a day.
哈登说有你是我们的幸运啊 Well, Hardin said we'd be lucky to have you.
-你和哈登聊过了 -不 凡思聊的 - You spoke to Hardin. - No, Vance did.
他没告诉你吗 He didn't tell you?
肯定是忘记了 Must have slipped his mind.
史蒂夫 今晚一起浪啊
来嘛 别扫兴
你不答应我 就一直烦你
是的 只要我们能够在会上 Yes, well, as long as we're at the conference by two...
哇哦 Wow.
你倒是洗的很干净 You clean up nicely.
老天 崔佛 你真懂如何取悦女士 Gee, Trevor, you sure know how to charm the ladies.
泰莎 你看起来美极了 Tessa, you look stunning.
谢谢 Thank you.
走吧 On the move.
所以你都写了哪些书 So what books have you written?
各种各样的 Oh, this and that.
感觉和坐在儿童桌似的 Feel like I'm sitting at the kids' table.
谢你啊 Thanks.
不 我不是那个意思 不好意思 No, that's not what I meant. Sorry.
我讨厌夜总会 I hate nightclubs.
也许是因为我跳舞很烂 Probably because I suck at dancing.
我喜欢俄亥俄橄榄球 但讨厌夜总会 I love Ohio football, but I hate nightclubs.
咱们在这儿干嘛 Why are we here?
为了他 Him.
江先生 Mr. Jiang.
他的家族掌握了价值8亿的对冲基金 His family owns a hedge fund worth 800 million
而且正在考虑要投资凡思的扩张 and it's considering investing in Vance's expansion.
要给你拿个喝的吗 You want me to get you a drink?
我只喝水就行了 I'm gonna stick with water.
现在经济状况只允许喝这个 All my budget really allows these days.
我以为你是有实习工资的 I thought you were a paid intern.
你要是知道优步涨价多少就该吃惊了 You'd be surprised how much Uber charges can add up.
收支平衡都困难 I mean, I'd be lucky to break even.
好事多磨
让大家久等了
-我来吧 -这是什么 - I'll go. - What it is?
性爱海滩
Sex on the Beach.
海滩挺厉害啊 Quite a beach.
别说了 每人拿一个吸管儿
喝起来
拿根吸管 各就各位 开始 Grab a straw. On your mark, get set, go.
挺好喝的 It's really good.
江先生 您有空看了我的报价吗 Mr. Jiang, have you had a chance to look at my numbers yet?
随着利率上升的预测 With the forecast of rising interest rates...
别说了 安静
再来 预备 开始 Again. Just on your mark, set, go.
今晚不醉不归 We're gonna get fucked up tonight!
看看 真是稀客啊 Well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
俚语 字面意思为被猫拖进来
这句话真蠢 That's a stupid fucking expression.
为什么一只猫要拖着我到处走呢 Why would a cat drag me anywhere?
兄弟 欢迎回来 Welcome back, bro.
想我们了没 Did you miss us?
等等 我没明白笑点 Wait. I don't get it.
你当然懂不了 Of course you don't.
这里挺棒的 This is great!
我感觉想跳舞 I feel like dancing!
-一直喝 -一直喝
你感觉怎么样
猜猜我是谁 Guess who.
给你个提示 Okay, I'll give you a hint.
她性感无比 有趣非常 She's super fuckin' hot, a lot of fun,
而且享受性爱 and loves to fuck.
-特蕾莎修女 -不是 恶心 - Mother Teresa. - No. Ew.
是我啦 Ta-da!
我知道我看上去很赞 我断了八周的碳水 I know, I look amazing. I've had, like, no carbs in eight weeks,
但我现在觉得真他妈棒 but I'm feeling fucking fantastic.
那可不 又断碳水 又不用吹箫 Yeah, its from the lack of carbs and not all the blow.
你找不到毯子塞你的嘴吗 Don't you have some carpets to munch on?
你找不到屌去塞你的嘴吗 Don't you have some dick to suck?
我该怎么做 你才能原谅我 What do I have to do to make you forgive me?
-我知道我做了坏事 -你不只坏 - I know I've been really bad. - Worse than bad.
但你喜欢我这么坏 Yeah, but you like it when I'm bad.
你明明想我了 You know you miss me.
现在从我身上滚开 Now get the fuck off me.
你他妈干什么 哈登 What the fuck, Hardin?!
哈登 睡我的时候咋没这么清高呢 Hardin, you didn't mind fucking me before, though, right?
让我猜猜 Oh, let me guess.
你还在为那个自以为是的婊子伤心 You're still moping over that stuck-up bitch.
别他妈提到她 懂 Don't fuckin' talk about her, okay?!
看看你 就像一只迷路的小狗 Look at you. You look like a lost little puppy
徘徊在堕落了的圣母玛丽脚边 over some Virgin Mary-turned-skank
而她根本不想要你 who doesn't even want you!
妈的 Ohhh, God.
你们他妈看什么呢 小处男 What the fuck you looking at, freshman?
想让我把你们男朋友也撬了啊 扭过脸去 You want me to steal your boyfriend? So turn the fuck around.
我好辣 I look hot.
泰莎 Tessa?
嗨 我就是 Hi! I just, uh,
我就是想通知一下你 I just wanted to inform you
我现在超辣的 that I look hot,
而你啥也看不见 and you're missing it.
泰莎 你在哪里 Tessa, where are you?
没有你的地方 Whoo! Somewhere that you're not.
泰莎 我有你的定位 我找的到你 Tess, I have your location, I can find you.
你喝了多少 How much have you had to drink?
不知道 五杯吧 I don't know, like five?
五杯什么 Five what?
性交海滩 Uh, Sex on the Beaches.
还是叫 乱交海滩 Or is it Sexes on the Beaches?
实在是太欢乐了 That coulda been fun!
你这么做有什么用 You are wasted.
嘿 哈登 我是指挥官 Oh, hey, Hardin? I'm the commander.
整晚我都是指挥官 I've been the commander all night.
发布命令 Command...
这叫什么 What's it called?
我裙子底下啥都没穿 I'm not wearing any underwear!
泰莎 你跟谁在一起 Tess, who are you with?
为什么你不打给我 Why haven't you called me?
我给你发了一百条消息 I've texted you a hundred times!
你一条都没回 You haven't replied!
我应该要挂了 I actually have to go,
和你聊天非常开心 哈登 斯科特先生 but it was nice talking to you, Mr. Hardin Scott,
拜拜 so goodbye.
别他妈 Don't fu... Te...
泰莎 Tessa.
崔佛 Trevor!
我醉了 不舒服 还看到地上有卫生棉条 I'm drunk, uncomfortable, and I saw a tampon on the ground.
-我要离开 -我也是 - I'm leaving. - Yeah, no, me too.
我们可以点客房服务吗 Can we order room service?
我要吃薯条 I... I want French fries
还有冰激凌 and... ice cream.
凌晨三点来个香草圣代真是绝了 Nothin' like a vanilla sundae at three in the morning.
此情此景这话听起来还没那么怪 Yeah, it sounded better in the moment.
所以 泰莎 So... Tessa.
-泰莎杨 -嗯哼 - Tessa Young. - Mm-hmm.
你到底为什么做出版工作 Why the hell are you in publishing?
我喜欢阅读 Well, I love to read...
很合理 That makes sense.
你最喜欢哪本书 What's your favorite book?
阿尔弗雷德·马歇尔的《经济学原理》 It's The Principles of Economics by Alfred Marshall.
-这不是 -就是这本 - No, it's not. - Yeah, it is.
不 我是指 小说这种 No, I mean... I mean, like, fiction.
那种真正的书 Like... Like a real book.
我不吃小说那一套 I don't do fiction.
你没看见我穿的什么样子吗 I mean, have you seen how I dress?
-你这个异端 -异端吗 - You heathen! - Heathen?
异端 You heathen!
小说是对现实的一种回避 Fiction's an escape from reality,
它可以让你拥有一百种生活 it's a way that, like, you can live a hundred lives,
甚至上千种 or even a thousand.
我不需要活那么多遍 I don't need to live a thousand lives.
好吗 还不如让我看油漆变干 Okay? And I would rather watch paint dry.
我 呃 那不是 I, um, that wasn't...
不 我不该那么做的 No, I... that wasn't supposed to happen.
我告诉你 我知道我在做什么 Look, I'm telling you, I know what I'm doing.
得在它干掉之前泡起来 We just have to soak it before it stains.
给我你的裤子吧 Can I have your pants?
-泰莎 我觉得 -你的裤子拿来 - Tessa, I don't... - Gimme your pants!
不然干了就洗不掉了 Otherwise it's gonna stain.
泰莎 Tessa!
泰莎 开门 Tessa, open the door.
是哈登 斯科特吗 Is that Hardin Scott?
给我开门 Open the door!
嗨 Hi.
你想害我被酒店赶出去吗 Are you trying to get me kicked out of this place?
想进就进吧 你什么做不出 Yeah, come on in, why don't you?
嘿 Hey...
哈登 刚才没看见你 近来可好 Hey, Hardin, didn't see ya. How ya been?
你跟崔佛好了 Fucking Trevor?!
我差不多该走了 Time to go, I think.
-我这就 -不 你不准走 - I'm just gonna... - No, you're not.
-我只是想和他谈谈 -不 不准 - I just wanna talk to him! - No! No...
-泰莎 泰莎 -停下 - Tessa... Tessa... - Stop!
-哈登 这只是一个误 -滚吧 - Look, Hardin, I think this is a mis... - Fuck off.
你个贱人 你还来这儿干嘛 You're such a dick. Why are you even here?
我是贱人吗 I'm a dick?
我才没有在女孩喝醉时趁人之危 I'm not the one taking advantage of drunk girls.
你要明白不是每个人 You... You do know that not every guy
都想和我上床 懂吗 is trying to get in my pants, right?
你懂个啥 You'd be surprised.
轮不到你来告诉我 You can't tell me
我可以和不可以跟谁 发生性关系 who I can and can't have sex with,
因为这一切已经不关你事了 because it's none of your business anymore!
-那你会不会和他上床 -天哪 - Were you going to have sex with him? - Oh, my God!
-怎么了 -你疯了 - What? - You're insane!
是你在逃避问题 You're avoiding the question.
如果我打算呢 What if I was?
什么 What?
别装没听见 You heard me.
如果我是打算呢 What if I was?
怎么 你不高兴吗 What, you don't like that?
想到崔佛的手游走我的全身 You don't like the idea of Trevor's hands...
你不高兴吗 all over my body?
抚摸我 Touching me?
我想这个了 I've missed this.
泰莎 你喝醉了 Tessa, you're drunk.
所以呢 Mm-hmm. So?
泰莎 Tess...
你不想要吗 You don't want this?
我当然想 但 Of course I want this, but I...
哈登 你只有两个选择 Hardin... you have two options here.
要么上我 Either you fuck me,
要么滚 or you leave.
你来决定 You decide.
有安全套吗 Do you have a condom?
你确定吗 Are you sure?
当然 Why not.
你明天会恨我的 You'll hate me tomorrow.
无所谓 反正我已经恨你了 Yeah, well, I hate you already.
说我是你的唯一 Tell me I'm the only one.
你是我的唯一 You're the only one.
-嗨 -早上好 - Hi! - Morning!
金伯莉 Kimberly!
你起了吗 You up?
是的 我醒来一会儿了 Yeah... no, yeah, I've been up for a while.
-五分钟后见 -五分钟吗 - See you down in five. - Five minutes?
-有问题吗 -不 完全没有 - Problem? - Nope, not a problem.
-大厅见你哦 -我马上到 - Meet you in the lobby. - Okay, I'll be right down.
-别迟到哦 -好 拜 - Don't be late. - Okay. Bye.
该死 Shit!
我衣服呢 Where are my clothes?!
泰莎 Tessa!
回床上来 Come back to bed.
泰莎 Tessa!
别喊了 你到底想要什么 What?! What do you want?!
另一个泰莎 那个善良的 The other Tessa. The one who's nice?
真行 她上班要迟到了 Yeah, well, she's late for work.
到底在哪里 Where are my...
注意隐私啊 Hey! Privacy!
隐私 在我们昨晚那样之后 Privacy. After what we did last night,
你现在想要隐私 you want privacy?
不要提醒我 Don't remind me.
是你打给我的 Hey, you called me.
我才没说让你过来 I didn't tell you to come here.
好吧 我开始有一种感觉 Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling
你也不是完全不介意昨晚发生的事 you're not entirely cool with what happened last night.
是的 我很不爽 No, I'm not cool with it.
那你想谈谈吗 Well, do you want to talk about it?
不想 你伤了我 无法原谅 就这样 Nope. You hurt me and I can't forgive you. That's it.
所以昨晚什么都不是 So last night meant nothing.
我喝醉了 I was drunk.
打电话给你 然后你过来了 I called you, you came here...
是我的错 I made a mistake.
但你明明就想我了 But you obviously missed me.
我压根儿不知道我做了什么 I didn't know what I was doing.
-从亲了那人之后到 -什么 - From kissing that guy, to... - What?
-怎么 -亲了之后 -What? - From kissing?
-你说什么 -什么都没 - What did you say? - I didn't say anything.
-你说"亲了那人" -没有 - You said "kissing that guy." - No.
-什么 -我要走了 - What?! T... - I need to go.
泰莎 等等 泰莎 Tessa, wait. Tessa!
泰莎 Tessa!
把你的衣服穿上 Put your clothes on!
你说啥 你亲了谁 What? Who did you kiss?
没谁 No one!
-崔佛吗 -不是 - Was it Trevor? - No!
我的泰莎绝对不会 My Tessa would never
在夜店去亲一个野男人 kiss a fuckin' stranger at a club.
这儿没"你的泰莎"了 There is no "your Tessa" anymore!
行 你接吻的时候 我在和茉莉上床 Yeah, well, when you were kissing that guy, I was fucking Molly.
去你的 Fuck you!
操 Fuck!
抱歉 Oh! Sorry.
嗨 Hi.
我买了几杯拿铁 Got us some lattes.
谢谢你 Thank you.
噢 谢谢你 Oh. Thank you.
有意思的一晚 So, interesting night.
-崔佛 我对昨晚的事非常抱歉 -不用 -Trevor, I'm... so sorry about last night. - No, don't be.
如果我去到我女朋友的酒店房间 If I showed up to my girlfriend's hotel room
看到里头有个帅的惊天动地的裸男 and I saw a half-naked, incredibly handsome man there,
我的反应也会是那样 I'd react the same way.
他还在附近潜伏吗 Is he still lurking around?
我要不要躲进车里 Should I be hiding in the van?
他才是应该躲起来的那个 He's the one that should be hiding,
另外 我们已经分手了 and we are not together.
你俩怎么认识的 How do you two know each other?
哈登去年在凡思工作过 Hardin worked at Vance last year.
真的吗 He did?
没错 事实上他跟你职位一样 Yeah. Same position as you, actually.
这是一个悲伤的故事 Kind of a sad story.
我们以前是最好的朋友 We were best of friends, and...
然后我们相爱了 then we became lovers,
然后我在我的枕头上发现了一根红头发 and then I found a red hair on my pillow.
真好笑 Hilarious.
我没想到你喜欢那种坏男孩的类型 Ya know, I didn't peg you as the bad boy type.
我下次再和你说这个 We'll save that for another time.
救了我的命了 My hero. Ohh.
你们有没有感觉要死了 Anyone else feel like death?
不知道你们昨晚对尼尔说了还是做了什么 I don't know what you two said or did to Neil last night,
但他刚写了张大额支票投资我们扩展业务 but he just wrote a humongous check to finance our expansion.
干得漂亮 Good job.
你在这干吗 What are you doing here?
我需要一些建议 I need some advice.
建议 Advice?
你想要我的建议 You want advice from me?
是的 Yeah.
我已经这么走投无路了 I'm that desperate.
噢 还要羞辱我 真好 Oh, insults. Great.
不然我还以为你是冒充的 I thought you were an imposter for a second.
-嘿 兄弟 我知道我 -别叫我兄弟 - Look, bro, I know I- - No, step-bro.
我不是你兄弟 你之前说的很清楚了 I'm not your brother. You made that very clear.
我要是泰莎 我永远不会理你的哈登 And if I was Tessa, I'd never speak to you again, Hardin.
你罪无可恕 It's unforgiveable.
你以为我不知道吗 You think I don't know that?!
我知道我搞砸了 我知道 I know I fucked up! I know!
她不回我电话也不回短信 She won't return my calls or texts.
我发现她吻了别的男人 I found out she kissed some guy.
而且 而且我告诉了她我和茉莉睡了 And... And I told her I fucked Molly.
-你和茉莉睡了 -没有 我就是那么说 You slept with Molly? No, I said I did.
重点是我没和她睡 That's the point. I didn't.
我那么说只是为了报复她 I said it to get back at her,
之后我又意识到那有多愚蠢 and I-I realized how stupid that was.
确实很蠢 Yeah.
噢去他妈的 Oh, fuck this!
所以你要像面对所有问题一样逃避解决吗 So you're just gonna run away like you do from everything. Right?
你要去哪 Where you goin'?
伦敦 London.
我要带她一起走 I was going to take her with me.
明年见 I'll see you next year.
哈登 你真的爱她吗 Hardin, do you really love her?
别胡扯 No bullshit.
是的 Yes.
我当然爱她 Of course I fucking love her.
我从未像爱她一样爱着一个人 I've never felt this way about anyone before!
要是我没搞砸这一切就好了 Just wish I didn't fuck the whole thing up.
兰登 哈登来找过我了 他说他爱你
他说他没跟茉莉睡 我相信他
谢谢你兰登
专心点 Focus.
咚咚 Knock knock.
嗨 Hi.
你可能会想去城外放松一下 You're probably goin' out of town for break,
我想提前说圣诞快乐 还有生日快乐 so just wanna say happy holidays, and a happy birthday.
你要过生日了对吧 It's your birthday, right?
明天 Tomorrow.
我给你做了点东西 I made you something.
这 这是什么 What's... What's this?
这是一份成本数据分析 It is a cost analysis breakdown
对于你每周打车和买辆二手车的成本比对 of your weekly Uber expenditure versus owning a used car.
好吧 Okay...
我知道 实际看来你浪费了不少钱 I know. It's just, turns out you're wasting a lot of money.
我查了一下 发现有辆13年的丰田卡罗拉 I did a little research, and I found a 2013 Toyota Corolla,
就在城里 车况非常好 in town, in excellent condition.
我找了经销商 谈了一些条款 I went down to the dealership, negotiated terms,
你可以零首付 每个月只需按揭150美金 and you'd put no money down, you only pay 150 bucks a month.
凡思还同意把你的车险加入公司保单 Vance also agreed to put your auto insurance on company policy,
所以这是免费的 so that's free.
当然 前提是你想要 This is, of course, if you want to do it.
我只是喜欢分析数据 I just like crunching numbers...
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
-那我就当你想要 -我的天啊 I take it you like it... Oh, my God! Mwah!
谢谢你 Thank you.
拜泰莎 Bye, Tessa.
你觉得怎么样 So, what do you think?
嗯 就很像 Well, you know,
很像泰莎的风格 it's very Tessa.
我就当你是在夸我了 I will take that as a compliment.
我在这里下 I'm right up there.
达科他州怎么样 How's Dakota?
其实我在看你的八字命理 Um, I'm actually looking at your birthday horoscope.
首先 和你同一天生日的名人有 So first off, you share a birthday with...
约瑟夫·斯大林 Joseph Stalin.
很好 Great.
你是一个自傲的理想主义者 You are a proud, idealistic person...
就像斯大林 Like Stalin.
你比表面上还要更情绪化 You are more emotional than is obvious.
你想要和一个成熟的伴侣 You may solidify a romantic relationship
建立或进入长期稳定的关系 or become involved with a mature partner.
成熟 听起来不像 Mature. That doesn't really sound...
确实不像 No, it doesn't.
他去伦敦了 He left for London.
你收到过他的消息吗 Have you heard from him?
没有 因为我把他拉黑了 I haven't, because I blocked him.
很有效 That'll work.
拜 Bye.
这里是谁家 Whose place is this?
泰莎
所有你喜欢的书都在这儿了
"你可以将我引入火中" "You can draw me to fire,"
"你可以将我引入水中" "you can draw me to water."
"你可以将我引向绞刑架" "You can draw me to the gallows,"
"你可以将我引向一切灭亡" "you can draw me to any death."
我们到了 我可以帮你放洗澡水 Well, here we are. I could run you a bath
如果你想舒服点 if you'd like to get more comfortable.
那太好了 I would love that.
我记得以前我们俩一起洗澡 I remember when you and I used to take baths together.
我的天啊 泰莎 Oh, my goodness! Tessa?
泰莎 Tessa.
哈登的妈妈 Hardin's mother.
哈登说你不在城里 Hardin said you were gonna be out of town,
我没想到会见到你 I didn't think I was gonna meet you!
-是啊 -天啊 - Yeah. - My God,
真不敢相信 你现在这么漂亮了 I cannot believe how pretty you are.
我是说 哈登告诉我 I mean, Hardin said you were the
你是世界上最美的女孩 most beautiful girl in the world,
但老实说 我以为你会满身纹身 but honestly, I thought you were gonna be covered in tattoos,
一头绿发 豆上还穿了眼儿 green hair, and a piercing on your bean.
指唇钉
-什么豆 -妈 - What bean? - Mum.
别这么夸张哈登 Don't be so melodramatic, Hardin.
我们俩一定会成为最好的朋友的 You and I are gonna be the best of friends.
我能用一下洗手间吗 Do you mind if I use the loo?
当然 就在 Yeah, of course. It's just, um...
瞧瞧你 Oh, look at you!
你怎么在这里 Why are you here?
我来拿我剩下的东西 I came to get the rest of my stuff.
-你不是应该在伦敦吗 -我知道 - You were supposed to be in London. - I know.
我不想离开你自己走 所以她过来了 I didn't want to go without you, so she came here.
为什么你不告诉她我们分手了 Why didn't you tell her that we broke up?
我一开始告诉她的时候她太高兴了 She was so excited when I told her first,
-我不能让她失望 -哈登 - I couldn't ruin it for her. - Hardin!
她是我妈 She's my mum!
我不能告诉她打赌的破事 好吗 对不起 I couldn't tell her about the stupid bet, okay? I'm sorry.
我也不奢望你能配合我演戏 I don't expect you to pretend we're still together.
没关系 It's fine.
什么没关系 What's fine?
我说没关系 我会配合 I said it's fine. I'll play along.
谢谢你泰莎 真的很谢谢你 Thank you, Tessa. Thank you so much.
谢谢你的Kindle Thanks for the Kindle.
该死 生日快乐 Fuck! Happy birthday!
今天是你的生日吗 Is it your birthday?
是的 Yeah, it is.
为什么我们没有庆祝呢 Why are we not celebrating?
因为 我要去城外了 'Cause I... I was just about to head out of town.
-不 -是的 我要去看看我妈妈 - No! - Yeah, I'm gonna see my mom.
我可以自私地请你再留一晚吗 Can I be selfish and ask you to stay another night?
-呃 我妈妈在等我 -可是 -Well, my mom's sort of expec... - No, it just...
我们不知道什么时候可以再见 we don't know when we're gonna see each other again.
好吧 我应该可以明天再走 Yeah. I, uh, I... I guess I can leave tomorrow.
太棒了 太棒了 太棒了 Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
我要亲手给你做一个你从来没见过的 I am gonna whip you up a homemade birthday
手工生日蛋糕 cake that is gonna blow your mind.
太好了 Cool.
我知道我是他妈妈这么说很偏心 I know I'm biased 'cause I'm his mum,
但你不觉得这是你见过最可爱的小屁屁吗 but isn't that just the cutest little bum you've ever seen?
我的天 妈 你别这样 Oh, my God, Mum, please.
闭嘴 Hush.
确实是个可爱的屁屁 哈登 It's a pretty cute bum, Hardin.
好吧 Right. Well, uh,
很显然你俩玩的很开心 you guys are obviously having lots of fun,
我把这些都收拾干净 so I'm just gonna clear up,
然后 一把火烧了自己 and then... set myself on fire.
哈登告诉我你也是英语专业的 So Hardin tells me you're an English major as well.
嗯哼 我正在从经融转专业过来 Mm-hmm. I'm in the process of switching from econ.
其实我刚拿到凡思出版社的实习机会 I actually just got an internship at Vance Publishing.
凡思 就是克里斯蒂安凡思的那个 Vance, as in... Christian Vance?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
哈登跟我和凡思生活了几年 Hardin and I stayed with Vance for a few years
那会我和肯分手了 when Ken and I broke up.
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
哈登从来没提过 Hardin never mentioned that.
从来没提过什么 Never mentioned what?
没什么 亲爱的 只是女生之间的话题 Nothing, darling. Just girl talk.
我去拿个毯子睡在地上 I'm just gonna grab a blanket and sleep on the floor.
你不认为我们可以睡在一张床上但不 You don't think we could share the bed and not...
-你知道的 -你觉得呢 - You know. - Do you?
我愿意相信 Well, I'd like to think
我们也不是彻头彻尾的尼安德特人 that we're not total Neanderthals.
好吧 Okay.
晚安 G'night.
晚安 Good night.
我早上要早点走 I'm gonna leave early in the morning
要 要出城 to... to head out of town.
好的 Okay.
谢谢你今晚留下来 Thank you for staying tonight.
谢谢你留我 Thanks for having me.
抱歉 Sorry.
没事 没关系 No. No, it's... That's okay.
这感觉真好 That feels nice.
是吗 Does it?
你的生日过的开心吗 Did you have a nice birthday?
很开心 Yeah, I did.
我还要再谢谢你的礼物 And thank you again for the... gift,
有心了 it was really thoughtful.
我在收拾东西的时候发现它的 I found it when I was getting my stuff.
我很高兴你喜欢它 I'm glad you like it.
我很喜欢 I love it.
我有车了 I got a car.
你有车了 You got a car?
什么车 What car did you get?
一辆白色的 A white one.
生日快乐 Well, happy birthday.
晚安 Night.
晚安 Good night.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
晚安 Good night.
-哈登 -嗯 - Hardin. - Huh?
这样不行 This isn't working.
为什么 怎么了 Why? What's wrong?
感觉 Feel.
你呢 You?
哈登 我们得停下来 Hardin, we should stop.
好 Okay.
三秒后就停下来 Three seconds and we'll stop.
-嗯 -嗯哼 - Mm. - Mm-hmm.
-三 -三 - Three... - Three...
-二 -二 - two... - two...
-一 -一 - one. - one.
-再来十秒 -好 - Okay, ten more seconds. - Okay.
-然后就停 -好 - And then, we stop. - Okey.
-好吗 -可以 - Yeah? - Yeah.
替我们为昨晚留下你向你妈妈道歉 You'll apolpgize to your mum for us kidnapping you last night.
我会的 I will.
看到哈登这样 我的内心无以言表 I can't tell you how much it means to me to see Hardin this way.
怎样 What way?
幸福 Happy.
怎么了 What?
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
好车 Nice wheels!
诺亚 嗨 Noah, hi!
-嗨 -见到你真好 - Hi! - It's good to see you!
我也是 Good to see you too.
好的 Okay...
你妈妈告诉我你今天要回家 Your mom told me that you were comin' home today,
所以我想我得来打个招呼 so I figured I'd come greet you.
她在我穿过县界的那一刻 Did she have you on speed dial
就用快速拨号打给你了吗 the second I crossed the county line?
你也不能怪她 I mean, can you blame her?
她知道什么是好的 She knows a good thing when she sees it.
-没错 -好的 - Right. - Right.
毕业季怎么样 Um, how's senior year?
你了解我的 伤一些人心又认识些新人 You know me, breakin' hearts and takin' names.
-好吧 -不愧是你 - Yeah? Yeah. - That's you.
你妈妈和我说了你实习的事情 Your mom told me about the internship.
那真的很棒 That's really awesome.
-谢谢 -是的 - Thanks. - Yeah.
你爸爸的情况一切都好 And everything's cool with the whole thing with your dad.
我爸的什么情况 What whole thing with my dad?
什么 没 没什么 没事 What? N-Nothing. Nothing.
没事是什么意思 What do you mean, nothing?
我 我不知道 I-I don't know.
-我以为她会 -以为她什么 - I thought that she would have... - Thought she what?
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding?
卡罗尔
-她为什么会给你打电话 -抱歉 泰莎 - Why is she calling you? - I'm sorry, Tess.
不好意思 我下班迟了 Sorry, I got stuck at work.
-她到家了吗 -妈 - Is she there yet? - Mom?
- 卡罗尔 她知道了 -知道什么 - Carol, she knows! - Knows what?!
原来泰莎正和你在一起啊 Oh! Tessa's with you.
希望我没有打扰到任何事情 I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
爸他到底怎么了 What is going on with Dad?!
好的 你这就有点无礼了 Okay, that was rude.
我只是在问有关爸的事 I'm just asking you about Dad.
好吧 Fine.
你父亲想见你 Your father wanted to see you,
但我把他赶走了 but I chased him off.
你干嘛这么紧张这个 Why are you getting so worked up about this?
我没有紧张 I'm not getting worked up!
我只是不明白你为什么要隐瞒这事 I just don't understand why you'd keep that a secret.
这么说你就从来没有隐瞒我任何事吗 And you never kept any secrets from me?
因为我可是知道一个大秘密 诺亚也是 Because I can think of a big one, and so can Noah.
我以为一旦你心碎后 I thought we got past this little hiccup
我们就能跨过这个坎 once you got your heart broken.
但我可以从你的声音里听出来 But I can tell by the sound of your voice
你明显还没有 that this not the case.
和这男孩在一起对你没有好处 特蕾莎 This boy is not good for you, Teresa.
他和你爸简直一模一样 He is just like your father.
我挂了 I'm hanging up.
-不 你他妈敢挂我电话 -我就不该来 - No! Don't you fucking hang up on me! - This was a mistake.
特蕾莎 特蕾莎 Teresa? Teresa?
我说漏嘴了 I blew it.
我说漏嘴了卡罗尔 我也不知道为什么 I blew it, Carol. I don't know what happened.
什么鬼 What the heck!
把手举起来 Hold your hands on your ears!
妈咪 Mummy?
趴下 Get down!
停下 Stop it!
钱在哪里 Where's all money?
我儿子就在楼上睡觉 别逼我 My son's upstairs sleeping, don't make me...
试试看 Check out!
不要 No!
妈咪 Mummy?
哈登 现在马上回楼上去 Hardin, get back upstairs now!
嘿 嘿 我在这儿呢 Hey. Hey, I'm right here.
好了 好了 Hey. Hey.
没事的 没事的 Hey, it's okay. It's okay.
只是个噩梦 It was just a nightmare.
早安 Morning.
那边有茶 你自便吧 There... um, there's tea. I... Help yourself.
谢谢 Thanks.
他还好吗 Is he okay?
-什么 -他做噩梦了 - Hmm? - The nightmares.
我昨晚听见了 I heard him last night.
他现在还在睡 Um, he's sleeping now.
他这样持续多久了 How long have they been going on?
从他八岁开始 Uh, ever since he was eight.
他 好吧 Um, he, uh, well...
他告诉我 He told me...
关于那晚上还有他看见的 about that night and what he saw.
那场强暴 The assault.
哇哦 他以前从没告诉过任何人 Whoa. He's never told anyone that before.
我很遗憾 为你所遭遇的一切 I'm so sorry for what happened to you.
我只希望他已经忘得一干二净了 I just hoped he'd forget the whole thing.
但他还在反复做噩梦 But the nightmares kicked in.
抱歉 Sorry.
我曾不停地带他去做治疗 And I took him to therapist after therapist,
但是一点用都没有 but nothing seemed to help.
然后他开始酗酒来麻痹自己 And then he started self-medicating with alcohol.
但是 But, um...
他告诉我 自从和你在一起 ...he told me that the nightmares went away
噩梦就消失了 when he started seeing you.
我不知道 I didn't know that.
恕我冒昧 May I ask...
为什么你妈妈这么恨他 why does your mum hate him so much?
哈登是你的儿子 Um, Hardin's your son...
是 而且我爱他 Yes, and I love him,
但我知道他并非没有缺点 but he is not without his challenges.
你可以和我说说 你们俩到底怎么了 You can tell me. What happened between you two?
他骗了我 He lied to me.
-很严重吗 -非常严重 - A big lie? - A massive lie.
他感到抱歉吗 Is he sorry?
是的 He is.
你俩叽叽喳喳什么呢 What are you two gabbing on about?
记得要刷牙 Make sure you brush your teeth.
曾几何时 给他刷牙可太困难了 He used to give me such a hard time about brushing his teeth.
妈 我可求求你了 Mum, for the love of God,
我当然会刷牙的 of course I'm gonna brush my teeth.
好极了 早上好 Great. Morning!
早上好 谢谢你 Morning. Thank you.
我喜欢你妈妈 I love your mom.
她挺好的 She's all right.
迟来的礼物 Happy belated.
可你已经给我一个礼物了 But you already got me a gift.
的确 但你是偷偷摸摸找到的 True, but you had to snoop around
还趁我不在就打开了 and open it without me,
剥夺了我欣赏你拆礼物时的反应的乐趣 thus denying me the pleasure of watching you react to said gift.
因此 Therefore...
"泰莎的完美一天" "Tessa's perfect day."
什么叫做我的完美一天 What's my perfect day?
这个嘛 由你自己决定 Well, that's for you to decide.
不论你想要什么 Whatever your wish or desire,
我都不会嘲笑或生气 I will agree to without any snide remarks or tantrums.
倒计时开始三 二 一 Your time starts in three, two, one.
是不是很棒 Isn't this nice?
我一直想去溜冰 I always wanted to go ice skating.
是的 挺好的 我很喜欢 Yeah, it's... great. I'm loving...
-你没事吧 -没事 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
只是有点生疏了 Just a tad rusty.
你上一次溜冰是什么时候 When was the last time you skated?
我从没遛过冰 I've never skated before.
需要我给你找个助步器吗 Do you want me to get you a walker?
做得很好 You're doing great.
绝对他妈的不要 Fuck no!
你要不要 没事的 有我呢 Are you... Oh, it's okay. It's... it's okay.
-你还好吗 -是的 - Are you okay? - Yup.
你想离开吗 Do you want to stop?
不 我们来这儿是要… No. We're here to have...
哈登 我有个更好的想法 Hardin? I have a better idea.
伸展至婴儿式 Stretch out into Child's Pose,
让这一天的紧绷融化消失 and let the day's tension just melt away.
融化我紧绷的可不是这个动作 It's not the pose melting this tension away,
-是这鬼地方的温度 -安静 - it's the fucking heat. - Shh!
-这地方没有空调吗 -这是高温瑜伽 - Is there any air-conditioning? - It's hot yoga.
从婴儿式 起身 缓慢后推 From Child's Pose, lift, and slowly press back
进入下犬式 into your Downward Facing Dog.
有没有人和你说过 Did anyone ever tell you
你有一个世界顶级的屁股 you have the most amazing bum?
-闭嘴啦 -现在找到你的搭档 - Stop. - Now find a partner...
然后慢慢做到肩立式 ...and slowly move into salamba sarvangasana.
不好意思 这是初学者瑜伽吗 Excuse me, is this beginner's yoga?
那是十点半的课 这是双人瑜伽 That was at ten-thirty. This is acro-yoga.
然后把他们举起 尽可能靠近天花板 ...and then lift them up and towards the ceiling.
一起呼吸 Breathe together.
吸气 将双臂举过头顶 Inhale, lift your arms overhead.
然后呼气同时身体向前倾 And as you exhale, lean forward.
将搭档的重量完全引到自己身上 Allow your partner's weight to lean into you.
缓慢地呼吸 张开双腿 Slowly breathe and open your legs and...
张大 吸气 wider... inhale...
再大些 a little wider...
尽可能地打开 and if you can, put your legs even wider.
做瑜伽性奋是正常的吗 Is yoga supposed to be a turn-on?
你性奋了吗 Are you turned on?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
-那我们现在能走了吗 -嗯哼 - Can we leave then? - Mm-hmm.
-现在 走吧 -嗯哼 嗯哼 - Now? Let's go. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
有汗 我浑身是汗 Sweaty! I am sweaty!
等一下 就给我五分钟行吗 Wait! Just give me five minutes, okay?
我只需要 I just need to get...
老天 哈登 Oh, my God. Hardin.
赶紧把这些脱了吧 Let's get these off.
好吧 多少下来了点 Okay, we're getting somewhere!
金伯莉
这是我领导 我得接这个电话 It's my boss, I have to get this.
你认真的吗 Are you serious?
嗨 金伯莉 有什么事吗 Hi! Kimberly, what's wrong?
哦不 我们能帮上忙吗 Oh, no. How can we help?
嗨 Hi.
你们绝对想不到 对我来说 You have no idea how much of a lifesaver
你俩简直就是救世主 the two of you are right now.
老天爷 可怜的凡思发现这个漏洞 God, poor Vance caught this bug
现在在大发脾气 and he's throwing up everywhere.
没问题 It's no problem.
等等 你是谁 你对哈登做了什么 Okay, who are you and what have you done with Hardin?
这是我生日礼物的一部分 回头再解释 It's part of my birthday present. I'll tell you later.
我真太晚了 Ohh! I'm running so late.
我很快就回来 好吗 他们会照顾好你的 I'll be back in a few hours, okay? You're in good hands.
谢谢你们 Thank you.
嗨 Hi.
我们要在一起消磨整个下午了 Um, so, we have the whole afternoon together.
你有什么事情想做的吗 Is there anything that you want to do?
没有 No.
我能找点马克笔 然后我们一起画画 I could get us some markers and we can draw!
我不喜欢画画 I don't like to draw.
不喜欢 那你饿吗 No? Are you hungry?
不饿 No.
想跟我说说你的火车吗 Wanna tell me about your trains?
好吧 反正我也不想听 Okay, I don't want to hear about them anyway.
你手臂上的图案是什么 What are those marks on your arm?
是我的纹身 My tattoos.
你为什么要纹身 Why do you have them?
因为我喜欢 Because I like them.
别人不会觉得它奇怪吗 Don't people think it looks strange?
我才不屌别人怎么觉得 I don't give a fuck what people think.
你不屌哪些人 Which people don't you give a fuck about?
-干了 不许说"屌" -干 - Oh, shit. Don't say fuck. - Shit.
屌 干 Fuck. Shit.
屌 干 屌 Fuck shit fuck...
-嗨 -所以… - Hi! - So...
他现在饿了 我们得给他弄点 he is actually hungry now. We need to get him some...
屌 干 Fuck. Shit.
你想让我去的话也可以 Uh, I can go if you want.
-或者你去 -我去就好了 - Or you could. - No, it's fine.
我去拿一些三明治 I'll get us some sandwiches.
太好了 太感谢你了 Perfect. Thank you so much.
不用谢 Okay!
晚点再见 拜拜 See you later. Bye-bye.
拜拜 Okay, bye!
干 屌 干 Shit. Fuck. Shit.
你先进 Go ahead.
给我吧 后面我来拿就可以了 Here, I can take those now.
你知道吗 她真的发掘出了你最好的部分 You know, she really brings out the best in you.
这么明显吗 Is it that obvious?
祝你度过一个愉快的假期 Have a nice holiday.
你也一样 You too.
再见啦小伙子 See ya, mate.
再见 See you, mate.
准备好了吗 You ready?
好了 我们是最后一个离开的 Yeah. Uh, we're the last ones here,
所以我要先把报警器设好 so I just have to set the alarm.
圣诞节快乐 Merry Christmas.
圣诞节是在下周 Christmas is next week.
我从来都不是一个遵守规则的人 I've never been one to follow the rules.
上面说"不论人的灵魂究竟是什么组成的" It says "Whatever our souls are made of..."
"我和他的是一样的" "His and mine are the same."
怎么了 What's wrong?
我没想到我还能在圣诞节见到你 I didn't think that I'd see you over the holidays,
所以我没有给你准备任何东西 so I didn't get you anything.
你有什么想要的吗 Is there anything that you want?
再给个机会 Another chance?
你能保证每天都是这种表现吗 Do you promise to act like this every day?
不能 No.
但我会努力 But I'll try.
无论代价是什么 Whatever it takes.
在这儿不行 万一有人进来怎么办 We can't do this here. What if someone comes in?
哈喽 有人吗 Helloooo? Anyone here?
有人吗 Anyone?!
你想好的事就改不了了 是吗 You just have an answer for everything, don't you?
那是装饰 It's fake.
被骗了 Shit.
我除了你没有别人了 泰莎 There's no one else for me, Tessa.
没有人 No one.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
别说"也" 听起来像你只是附和我 Don't say "too." Sounds like you're agreeing with me.
我爱你 哈登 I love you, Hardin.
翠茜 Trish.
我是肯 Yeah, it's Ken.
这我倒没想到 This is a surprise.
听着 我的老婆凯伦和我 So listen, um, my wife Karen and I
要邀请一些人过来庆祝圣诞 然后 are having people over for Christmas, and...
我们希望你 哈登和泰莎可以一起来 we would love it if you and Hardin and Tessa could join us.
我今天要启程去伦敦 但是 Well, I'm leaving for London today, but, um...
我的航班是今天晚上的 the flight's not until this evening,
所以我应该可以去一趟 so I think we can pop over.
这对我来说意义非凡 It would mean the world to me.
我们晚点见 I guess we'll see you later, then.
圣诞快乐 翠茜 Merry Christmas, Trish.
-成了吗 -成了 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我真为你骄傲 Oh! I'm so proud of you.
我已经等不及见到她了 Can't wait to meet her.
这是他家 This is his house?
我说过了 I told you.
亲娘咧 我没想到这么大 For fuck's sake, I didn't think it was this big.
妈妈 我们没必要这么做 Mum, we don't have to do this.
上次我见到你爸爸已经是十年以前了 Look, the last time I saw your dad was ten years ago.
也该是时候了 来吧 It's time. Come on.
-嗨 凯伦吗 -是我 你好 - Hi. Karen? - Yes, hi.
谢谢能邀请我们 Thank you for having us.
快过来 圣诞快乐 Well, come on. Merry Christmas.
这个 这个谦虚的人 就是这位 This...This humble one, right here now,
他刚刚和英语系主任一起 he just co-authored a new interpretation
合作编纂了驯悍记的新译本 of Taming of the Shrew with the head of the English department.
莎士比亚剧作
这没什么了不起的 It's not a big deal.
这当然很了不起 Oh it is a big deal!
把它做到完美 ...directed that to perfection.
第三幕让我热泪盈眶 That third act had me in tears.
我们看了两次 We saw it twice.
打的车还有五分钟到 Uber's gonna be here in five minutes.
我很高兴你来了 Well, I'm glad you stopped by.
我也是 Me too.
晚餐很快就准备好了 Dinner should be ready shortly.
我希望所有人都是空着肚子来的 Okay, I hope everybody has a hearty appetite.
当然 Absolutely!
凯伦是个很棒的厨师 Karen is a dynamite cook.
她确实是 Yes, she is.
你去哪里了 Where'd you go?
出去转了转 Just for a walk.
翠茜 我听说你是第一次来美国 So Trish, I hear that this is your first time in the States?
是的 没错 Yeah, it is.
你觉得这里怎么样 And how do you like it?
可看的东西太多了 There's a lot to see.
要我说的话看多了还挺累人的 It's kind of worn out its welcome, if you ask me.
很高兴一毕业我就能回家了 Be happy to get back home once I graduate.
你毕业后就要回英国吗 You're moving back to England after graduation?
对啊 当然了 Yeah, of course I am.
翠茜 在你临行前我能再敬你一杯吗 Trish, can I get you another glass before you leave us?
不了 不过酒很棒 谢谢 No. But it was lovely. Thank you.
我很高兴你喜欢 I'm so glad you like it.
我们是在希腊度蜜月的时候得到的 We got it in Greece on our honeymoon.
我喝圣培露就行了 I stuck to Pellegrino.
意大利高端汽水品牌
我们住在这个美丽的别墅里 We stayed in this gorgeous villa.
你知道圣托里尼那个海滩 Did you know that the beaches in Santorini
是由火山石形成的吗 are made up of volcanic pebbles,
也就没有沙子把水弄浑 so there's no sand to make the water murky.
所以像水晶一样清澈 So it is a crystal-clear...
你他妈的有毛病吗 What the fuck is wrong with you?
哈登 Hardin.
你说什么 Excuse me?
看看你的破裤子 Look at your fucking trousers.
对不起 妈妈 但是说真的 I'm sorry, Mum, but seriously,
你有哪怕一点点的感受力吗 do you have any sensitivity what so ever?
你只是粗鲁地唠唠叨叨 You're just boorishly droning on
根本不在乎被你摧毁了生活的人 with no regard for the lives you destroyed.
或 或许我们可以找个更私密的地方 P-Perhaps we could find a more private place
来讨论这个问题 to have this conversation.
想尽一切办法 By all means.
是比尔盖茨诶 It's Bill Gates.
好吧 你显然很生我的气 Okay, well, you are obviously quite upset with me,
所以来吧 说说你的想法 so go ahead and say what's on your mind.
你又为什么要邀请我们来这儿 Why did you even invite us here?
那是因为你们都是我的家人 I invited you here because you're my family.
我们不是你的家人 我们曾经是 We're not your family. We were your family.
你一走了之然后重新开始 You ran out and reinvented...
哈登 我以为那件事已经过去了 Hardin, I thought we were past this.
并没有 我们应该让它过去吗 We didn't get past it. How were we supposed to get past it?
你什么都没有承认 You haven't owned up to anything!
你的十二步 作出补偿 Your twelve steps... making amends.
你给妈妈的补偿呢 Where's Mum's amends?
妈 你拿到你的补偿了吗 Mum, have you got your amends yet?
你希望我怎么做 What would you like me to do?
你不认为我也被负罪感所折磨吗 You don't think that I am consumed by guilt?
那一晚我知道我必须走了 I knew that night that I had to go.
不 就是因为你应该留下 No! After that night you had to stay!
而你没有 那晚的事才发生的 And you didn't! That night happened because of you!
对 过去的十年它像梦魇一样困扰着我 Yes! And I have been haunted by it for the last ten years!
它困扰着你吗 It haunts you?!
我他妈眼睁睁看着它发生 I fucking watched it happen,
你个狗杂种 you bastard!
对不起 妈妈 I'm sorry, Mum.
我必须这么做 I had to.
等等 你不用叫优步 我可以载你一程 No, wait. You don't have to get an Uber. I can give you a ride.
在你刚整的那些破事之后吗 After the shit you've just pulled?
别说你只是喝多了 Not to mention you're drunk.
对不起 我和你不一样 Look, I'm sorry I'm not like you.
或许你可以忘记他的所作所为 但我不能 You may be able to forget everything he did, but I can't.
我没有忘记任何事 I haven't forgotten anything.
我选择原谅他是为了放过我自己 I've chosen to forgive him so that I can move on.
哈登 这种怨恨会毁了你的 Hardin, resentments like this are gonna destroy you.
而且会把泰莎也拖进去陪你 And they're gonna take Tessa right down with you.
我要出去走走 I'm going for a walk.
操 Fuck!
哈登 Hardin.
哈登 Hardin!
请等一下 Hold that, please!
我还以为我是唯一一个 And I thought I was the only Grinch
童话中绿毛怪格林奇偷走所有人的圣诞礼物之后在第二天又给大家送回去 改编电影《圣诞怪杰》2000 《绿毛怪格林奇》2018
圣诞节第二天上班的格林奇 who worked the day after Christmas.
我们不能再这样见面了 We have gotta stop meeting like this.
你说得对 我会立即起草限制令 You're right. I'll have restraining orders drafted immediately.
你圣诞节过得怎么样 How was your Christmas?
就那样 你呢 Uneventful. Yours?
挺丰富的 Eventful.
这是一个有故事的回答 That's a loaded response.
我想听听你那丰富的圣诞节 Well, I'd love to hear more about your eventful Christmas,
午餐时间怎么样 so... lunch?
叫外卖 我请客 Postmates. I'm buying.
我没法拒绝 How could I refuse?
很好 我会把菜单发到你邮箱 Great. I'll email you some menus.
我知道 我很有骑士风度 I know, very chivalrous of me.
我以为一切都在变好 但是 I thought that things were getting better, but...
很明显 他还有很多问题要面对 it's clear that he still has a lot of stuff he has to deal with.
我挺为他难过的 也不知道怎么帮他解决 And I just feel really bad for him... and I don't know how to fix it.
我有个问题 Well, let me ask you this.
你爱他吗 Are you in love with him?
我爱 I am.
那你摊上事了 Then you got yourself a problem.
这就是你的智慧之言吗 Those are your words of wisdom?
我可从没说过我有什么智慧之言 Hey, I never said I had any words of wisdom.
不 你只是想知道我是不是真的爱他 No, you just wanted to know whether I actually loved him.
我该回去工作了 I should get back to work.
谢谢你的午餐 下次我请你 Thank you for lunch. Next time it's on me.
我觉得不会再有下次了 I don't think there's gonna be a next time.
扎心了 Ouch...
不 不是你想的那样 相信我 No, not like that, believe me.
我要调去西雅图了 I'm moving to Seattle.
凡思让我去新办公楼做财务主管 Vance offered me the Head of Finance position at the new office.
我的天呐 崔佛 这太棒了 Oh, my God. Trevor, that's amazing.
谢谢 Thanks.
不过 我也不是明天就走 我们还是可以 Well, ya know, I don't leave tomorrow. We could still...
算了吧 这太傻了 that's... No, that's stupid.
泰莎 Tessa.
我妹妹这一生都在受毒瘾折磨 My sister has struggled with addiction her whole life.
你和哈登之间的事 This thing between you and Hardin...
不会有好结果的 it's not gonna end well.
你错了 Well, you're wrong.
操 Fuck.
诺亚 找到你爸爸了吗
我查过网上的消息 目前还没找到
反正这个要更好 This one's better anyway.
你永远不会给我看你在里头写了什么是吗 You're never gonna show me what you're writing in there, are you?
可能 某一天 Maybe... someday.
你不想知道是谁打来的吗 You don't wanna see who that is?
我知道是谁 I know who it is.
是史蒂夫 It's Steph.
兄弟会要办除夕派对 The frat house is having a New Year's Eve party.
好吧 Right.
你想去吗 Do you wanna go?
不 我不想把你一个人留在这里 No. I don't wanna leave you here alone.
我不会一个人的 I wouldn't be alone.
我和你一起去 I'd go with you.
抱歉 我以为发生过那些事后 Sorry, I... I just thought after everything that happened
你不会想见到 that you wouldn't want to...
我可不怕他们 I'm not scared of them.
再说了 就算场面变难看了 Besides, if it blows up in my face,
我们也可以只待到明年 then we can just stay in next year.
这个吻是为了什么 What was that for?
我只是喜欢听你说"明年" I just loved how you said "next year."
喂 Hello?
泰莎 你怎么没来上班 Tessa, why aren't you in the office?
啊 我以为今天 Well, yeah, I... I thought it was...
开个玩笑 新年快乐 I'm kidding. Happy New Year.
果然 Yes!
我真信了 You got me.
我直接开门见山的说吧 I'll cut to the chase.
我们接受了你推荐的稿子 We went with the manuscript you recommended,
然后今天它在一场激烈的竞买中售出 and it sold today in quite a bidding war.
哇 这真是 真是太棒了 Wow, that's... that's fantastic.
听着 我们原本是准备招一个人 Listen, we were gonna hire someone
在西雅图做电子稿件审核 但是 to do digital submissions in Seattle, but...
你比我面试过的任何人都优秀 you're better than anyone I've interviewed.
我会负担你的学费 I'll take care of your tuition,
生活费 以及你搬家的费用 living expenses, provided you transfer.
而且显然 哈登非常愿意和你一起去 Obviously, Hardin's welcome to join you.
哇 这 Wow, that...
这听起来实在太好了 uh, that sounds really amazing.
可否请你给我些时间想一下 Um, can you give me a chance to think about it, please?
当然可以 我只是想和你分享这个好消息 Of course. I just wanted to share the good news.
新年快乐 泰莎 Happy New Year, Tess.
新年快乐 先生 Happy New Year, sir.
嘿 Hey.
你刚跟我说话了吗 Were you talking to me?
没 Nope.
做什么要这么久 What is taking so long?
做一个女人 Being a woman.
现在 你可以去外面等着吗 Now, can you go wait outside?
-非常抱歉 -多谢 - So sorry. - Thanks.
常胜将军 Undefeated!
该死 Fuck!
-没事的 -抱歉 - It's okay. - Sorry. Sorry.
我们好想你 We've missed you.
我们没事吧 Are we good?
都是老黄历了 Ancient history.
你们想加入吗 You guys wanna get in on this?
对 你来替我 Yeah, you can take my place.
去吧 我观战 Go. I'll watch.
我喜欢观战 I like to watch.
对 我想你也是 Yeah, I bet you do.
好的 没问题 Okay, sure.
你知道要做什么的 对吧 You know what you're doing, right?
-完全不懂 -太好了 - Not a clue. - Awesome.
对 Great.
泰莎 Tessa!
这是什么 What is that?
樱桃酸伏特加 Cherry vodka sour.
好极了 Cool.
真有意思 This is fun!
-耶 -太好了 - Yes! - Yes!
喝吧贱人 Drink, bitch!
我喜欢这个 Whoo! I like this!
干得好 再来一个 Nice job! One more! Aowww!
泰莎 Tessa!
我被这个迷住了 I... suck at this.
杰米 嘿 Jamie. Hey.
-就知道是你 -嗨 - It is you. - Hi.
我们可以楼上说两句吗 Can I talk to you upstairs?
你带路 Lead the way.
茉莉驾到 Molly's here!
你他妈逗我呢 You fucking kidding me?
去他妈的 Fuck this.
这些齿轮都好酷 So cool, all those gears.
你好像一个机器人 You're like a robot.
谁说我不是 Who says I'm not?
我有个小蝴蝶的纹身 I have a tattoo of a little butterfly,
但是只有我脱光了你才能看见它 but you can only see it when I'm naked.
-我爱死蝴蝶了 -真的吗 - I love butterflies. - Really?
没错 Yeah.
嘿 我刚在找你 Hey! I was looking for you.
嘿 我们走吧 Hey. Let's leave.
好吧 Okay.
哇哦 这对可爱的情侣莫不是又复合了 Aww. If it isn't the cute couple together again.
耶 太好了是茉莉 Oh, yay. It's Molly.
你们要去哪里 Where you guys going?
我们要回家了 We're going home.
没劲 拜托 快要零点了 Ohh. Lame. Come on, it's almost New Year's.
我们只想独处 We just wanna be alone.
走吧 Let's go.
很好 反正她从来都没真正融入这里 Good. She never really fit in, anyway.
再来一杯 One drink.
什么 泰莎 What... Tess.
搞什么 小情人 你们把我椅子坐了 Excuse me, lovebirds, you're on my chair.
-认真的吗 -没错 滚一边去 - Seriously? - Yeah. Now, fuck off.
赶紧的 Move.
贱人 Bitch.
是的 我喝醉了 Yes, I am druuuunk!
有人想要些大麻布朗尼吗 我自己做的 Would anybody like some weed brownies? I made 'em myself.
不要 No.
不用了谢谢 Oh, I'm good.
这很有趣 我们能走开吗 Well, this is fun. Can we leave?
我们应该玩个游戏 We should play a game.
玩啥 拼字游戏 Like what, Scrabble?
不如 How about...
-真心话大冒险 -我的老天爷 - Truth or Dare? - Jesus Christ.
-这很糟吗 -说来话长 - Why is that bad? - Long story.
-你为什么说这个 -因为 - Why would you say that? - Because.
怎么了 哈登 害怕玩真心话大冒险 What's the matter, Hardin? Scared of a little Truth or Dare?
去你的吧 茉莉 Fuck you, Molly.
我先来 I'll go first.
嘿 泰莎 真心话还是大冒险 Hey, Tess, truth or dare?
真心话 Truth.
你是处女吗 Are you a virgin?
茉莉 别闹 Molly, don't.
是我傻了 我早就知道答案了 Oh. Duh. I already know the answer to that,
因为哈登已经上过你了 because Hardin fucked you.
是的 他干了 Yes, he did.
到我了 茉莉 真心话还是大冒险 My turn. Molly, truth or dare?
真心话 Hmm, truth.
你真的是个妓女吗 Is it true that you're a whore?
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
你他妈刚刚叫我啥 What the fuck did you just call me?
我没有叫你 只是在问你问题 I didn't call you anything. I just asked you a question.
你是一个妓女吗 Are you a whore?
-你是 -你必须诚实地回答我 - You are. - You have to answer honestly,
这就是真心话的意思 because it's called Truth for a reason.
不是 No.
她们不喜欢对方吗 Do they not like each other?
嘿 泰莎 又到我了 Hey, Tess, my turn again.
-真心话还是大冒险 -真心话 - Truth or dare? - Truth.
你真的是个傻子吗 Is it true that you're a dumb-ass
明知道哈登是因为打赌而上了你 for getting back together with Hardin after he
你还跟他复合了 clearly fucked you for a bet?
我们走吧 Let's go.
不 这不是真的 No, that's not true.
哦 但这的确是真的 Oh... but it is.
他那张嘴说出任何鬼话你都信 You believe anything that comes out of his mouth.
我他妈讨厌你 茉莉 I fucking hate you, Molly.
但是我不怪你 Which I don't blame you,
因为 天啊 这张嘴的本事 because, oh, man, what that mouth can do.
还有那舌头 And that tongue...
我恨你 I hate you!
-起来 操你妈 -放手 - Get... Fuck you! - Let go!
我要弄死你 I'm gonna fuck you up!
别碰我 Get away from me!
你 You!
你爱玩这个吗 婊子 You, like that, whore!
你憋不住了 是吗 You want it out! Do you!
泰莎 Tessa!
控制一下 操 Deal with it... Fuck!
泰莎 冷静 Tessa, relax!
我要 I am gonna...
你是个婊子 You're a whore!
把那个该死的贱人弄出去 Get that fuckin' bitch out of here!
新年快乐 贱人 Happy new year, bitch!
去你妈的泰莎 Fuck you, Tessa!
离我远点 Get off me!
还有你 别他妈挡我的路 And you, move the fuck out of my way!
UFC或者 ...UFC or some..
世界顶级职业格斗比赛
UFC UfC?
我需要来这么一下 I needed that.
我想也是 I'll bet you did.
你疯了 You're crazy.
我知道 I know.
裤子 Pants.
杨小姐 你是在物化我吗 Ms. Young, are you objectifying me?
是的没错 斯科特先生 Why, yes, I am, Mr. Scott.
好吧 Right.
还有三分钟就是新年了 Three minutes till New Year!
哇哦 Whooo!
门锁了吗 Is the door locked?
-去他的门 我不知道 -好吧 - Fuck the door, I don't know. - Okey...
我的上帝 Oh, my God.
我是你的上帝吗 Am I your god?
是的 Yeah!
还有30秒 Thirty seconds!
滚蛋 Fuck off!
14 13 Fourteen, thirteen,
12 11 10 twelve, eleven, ten,
9 8 7 6 nine, eight, seven, six,
5 4 five, four,
3 2 1 three, two, one!
新年快乐 Happy new year!
好了 We're set.
嘿 Hey.
我要去一下洗手间 I'm gonna use the bathroom.
泰莎 你的手机 Tessa, your phone.
什么 What?
你的手机 Your phone.
崔佛 新年快乐 凡思告诉 了我那个好消息
很期待明年和你一起在 西雅图度过的时间
哈登 Hardin?
嘿 你 Hey, you!
新年快乐 Happy New Year.
我很高兴我这么做了 I'm really glad we did that.
我也是 Me too.
算帮我个忙 这件事只有我们两人知道 Do me a favor and just keep it between us?
当然 我从来不"接吻后说出去" Of course. I never kiss and tell.
"Kiss and tell"指泄露八卦
谢谢 Thank you.
你这狗东西 You piece of shit!
泰莎 等等 Tessa, wait!
-嘿 -听我说完 - Hey. Hey! - Just hear me out.
什么鬼 喂 What the fuck?! Oi!
-哥们是她亲的我 -滚开 - Dude, she kissed me. - Fuck off!
泰莎 咋回事 你怎么能这么做 Tessa, what the fuck! How can you do that?!
你在乎什么 你刚亲了那个女孩 Why do you care, huh? You just kissed that girl.
不不不 你凭什么哭 No, no, no, you don't get to cry!
你他妈刚当着我的面亲了个男的 You just fucking kissed a guy right in front of me!
那你又做了什么 And what did you do, huh?
什么也没有 Nothing!
-你他妈什么毛病 -她刚刚说了 - The fuck is wrong with you?! - She just said
她不会接吻后说出去 你个大骗子 that she doesn't kiss and tell, you fucking liar!
泰莎 这就是个修辞而已 Tessa! It's a figure of speech!
你应该知道我是绝对不会偷腥的 You should know I would never fucking cheat on you!
你今晚是不是和她在一起 Were you with her tonight?
你一整晚不见人影是不是跟她在一起 Is she who you disappeared with the whole night?!
没错 Yes!
我只是在请求她的原谅 I was trying to make her forgive me.
原谅什么 For what?!
因为我想为了你成为一个更好的人 Because I'm trying to be a better person for you!
这就是我做的所有事 That's all I fucking do!
告诉我 还能做些什么让你相信我爱你 Tell me what else I can do to make you believe that I love you.
告诉我 Tell me!
你永远不会相信我 You're never gonna trust me.
相信你 Trust you?
你觉得我应该相信你吗 You think that I should trust you.
是的 Yes!
我相信过你我得到了什么 Where has that ever gotten me?
你永远不会原谅我 是吗 You're never gonna forgive me, are you?
你会不停的提起这件事 每一次 You're just gonna keep bringing it up, every time.
因为我不相信你 Because I don't trust you!
你表现的像是你他妈很无辜一样 You act like you're so fucking innocent.
很完美无瑕一样 Like you're perfect.
去他的 Oh, fuck this.
去你妈的 And fuck you!
我也去你妈的 Fuck you too.
都他妈的滚开 Fuck off!
哈登 Hardin.
哈登 Hardin?
哈登 哈登 你在哪 快回我消息 我很抱歉我们吵架了 回我消息 我真的很担心你 快回家
嘿 Hey.
你有充电器吗 Do you have a charger?
在我车里 In my car.
哈登 你能接下电话么 Hardin, can you please pick up the phone?
我真的得和你聊聊 I really need to talk to you.
在奥克伍德左转 Make a left on Oakwood.
哈登 哈登 你在哪 快回我消息 我很抱歉我们吵架了 回我消息 我真的很担心你 快回家
喂 Hello?
哦天啊 Oh, my God.
停车 Stop the car.
我不能停 这里是 I can't. We're at the...
该死的 快停车 Stop your fucking car!
好吧 Okay!
泰莎 Tessa!
泰莎 等一下 停车 Tessa! Wait! Stop!
停车 快停车 Stop! Stop!
泰莎.... Tessa...!
特蕾莎杨 Theresa Young?
是的 喂 Yes, hello?
-这是仁爱医院 -喂 你好 - Mercy Hospital. - Hello, yes?
有什么可以帮你 Can I help you?
我找特蕾莎杨 19岁 Theresa Young. She's 19.
-这里没有这个病人 -她应该在啊 - I don't see that patient. - She should be there.
你是我找的第五个医院了 You're the fifth hospital I've spoken to!
-别他妈挂断 操 -哈登 - Don't fucking put... Fuck! - Hardin!
你他妈有什么毛病 The fuck is wrong with you?
你怎么可以这样对泰莎 How could you do this to Tessa?
-泰莎 她在哪儿 -我不会告诉你的 - Tessa? Where is she? - I'm not telling you.
-兰登 她在哪 -我不会告诉你 - Landon, where is she? - ! I'm not telling you!
告诉我她在哪 Tell me where she is!
她被撞都怪你 It's your fault she crashed!
你昨晚没回家 You didn't come home last night!
放开我 Get off of me!
她跑到外面是为了找你 She was out looking for you.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
泰莎 Tessa?
你想干什么 哈登 What do you want, Hardin?
崔佛 Trevor?
崔佛 你他妈拿着泰莎的手机干嘛 Trevor, what the fuck are you doing with Tessa's phone?
我现在和她在一起 I'm with her now.
让我跟她说话 Let me talk to her.
那是不可能的 That's not gonna happen.
崔佛 我他妈没空跟你闹 Trevor, I'm not fucking playing with you!
闭上你的嘴听我说 Shut the fuck up and listen to me.
你对她没好处 还会害了她 You're toxic and you're bad news.
如果你真的爱泰莎 我相信你是爱的 If you love Tessa, and I think that you do
那就放手 let her go.
崔佛 我只想和她讲话 Trevor, I just wanna talk to her.
求你了 求求你 Please. Please.
崔佛 求你了 就让我和她说说话 Trevor, please, just let me talk to her.
给她个这辈子找到幸福的机会吧 Give her a chance to find happiness in this life,
因为她在你身上是永远找不到的 'cause she's never gonna find it with you.
我们到了 亲爱的 Here you go, hon.
嘿 有个好消息 凡思公司的保险 Hey, good news. Vance's company policy
会帮你付住院和救护车的费用 所以 is going to put your hospital and car fees on it, so...
你的手机 Here's your phone.
哈登 Hardin.
"我最亲爱的泰莎" "My dearest Tessa,
"像每一个我们最爱的故事一样" "like all our favorite stories,"
"结局有喜就有悲” "there are happy and unhappy endings."
"我曾以为我们有机会获得好的那个" "I thought we had a chance for a happy one,"
"但结果 只是一厢情愿" "but at last, it was not mean to be."
"我全心全意的爱你" "I love you with all of my heart,"
"正因如此 我才需要" "and that's exactly why I had to get"
"尽我所能地离你越远越好" "as far away from you as possible."
"我们就像对彼此上瘾" "We're like an addiction to each other,"
"有多少的欢愉" "with equal parts pleasure..."
"就有多少痛苦" "and pain."
"至于那晚的那个女孩" "And as for that other night, that girl,"
"她是我过去的战利品之一" "she was one of my former conquests."
"为了能和你拥有未来" "I had to apologize for my past in"
"我必须向我的过去道歉" "order to have a future with you,"
"但 命运似乎介入了" "but fate just... seems to get in our way."
"所以省去那些徒劳" "So let's cut the bullshit."
"我配不上你 我心里清楚" "You're too damn good for me, and I know it."
"而在我头脑最深处" "And somewhere in the back of my mind"
"我始终知道我们无法长久" "I always knew we wouldn't last,"
"我想你也是知道的" "and I think you did, too."
"我知道刚开始会很疼" "I know this is going to be painful at first,"
"可能需要数日 甚至更久来愈合" "and it could take days, even more."
"但某一天 当你醒来" "But one of those days, you're going to wake up"
"伤痛会从你脑海中悄悄溜走" "and the sorrow will start to slip away..."
"直到关于我们剩下的只有遥远的回忆" "until we're nothing but a distant memory."
"再见了 泰莎" "Goodbye, Tessa."
我不懂你为什么 I don't khow why you're...
说实话 我不懂 Be honest, I don'know.
可能还有别的 但是 Were there's more, but...
如果 你一定要打电话给我 If... You have to call me.
我们需要谈谈 好么 We need to talk about this, okay?
你就 就 Just... just...
你不能就这么消失了九天 You can't disappear for nine days.
打给我 Call me.
钱在哪里 Where's cash?
钱都在哪里 Where's all money?
泰莎 Tessa?!
哈登 救我 Hardin, help me!
没事了 It's okay.
凡思 我很希望能在周日的派对上看到你
多谢 Thank you.
你的申请怎么样了 How are the applications going?
挺好的 Fine.
老爸说他会疏通一下 Dad said he'd make some calls.
你俩聊过了 You two spoke?
聊得怎么样 How'd that go?
相对来说不错 As well as it could.
哈登 那天晚上发生的事 Hardin, what happened that night,
那不是他的错 it wasn't his fault.
那其他晚上呢 And all the other nights?
也不是他的错么 Not his fault?
好吧 烂人 Yeah, it was shit.
他是烂人 但我们都值得更好的 It was shit, and we both deserved better.
但是不原谅他 But the only person you're punishing
你最终只是在折磨自己 by not forgiving him is yourself.
哈登 我需要你停止折磨你自己 And Hardin, I want you to stop punishing yourself.
所以你觉得他能住进那个大豪宅 So you think it's fair that he gets to live in that big, fancy house,
而你在这儿一个人 公平吗 and you're here all alone?
谁说我是一个人 Who said I was alone?
什么 你在和谁约会么 What? You're seeing someone?
-不用这么惊讶吧 -谁 - You don't have to sound so surprised. - Who?
麦克 Mike.
麦克 Mike?
-隔壁大屌丝麦克 -他不是个屌丝 - Wanker-from-next-door Mike? - He's not a wanker!
他有点屌丝 He is a bit of a wanker.
他其实人挺好的 He's a really nice man,
而且他对我很好 and he treats me well.
是啊 他妈的最好是 Yeah, he fucking better.
你听说凡思要搬去西雅图了吗 Did you hear that Vance was moving to Seattle?
泰莎也要去 你怎么知道的 Tessa's going too. How did you know?
我们时不时也聊会儿天 Well, we talk from time to time.
他周日有一个告别派对 He's having a going-away party on Sunday,
我认为你应该从沙发里爬出来去找她 and I think you should get your ass off this sofa and go get her.
不 不能 No, I can't.
你不能 还是你不想面对你抛下了什么 Can't? Or you don't want to face what you left behind?
要去的话现在就得走了 I'd have to leave right now.
那你等什么呢 So what are you waiting for?
-妈 我不会 -哈登 - Mum, I'm not gonna... - Hardin...
我爱你 但是你必须要开始 I love you, but you have to start
为真正重要的事情奋斗了 fighting for what really matters.
非常感谢所有人能来参加 Thank you all so much for coming.
所有我爱的人都在这里对我意义重大 It means the world to me to have everyone I love here with us.
我对每个人在这里作出过的工作 I am beyond proud of the work
不是骄傲能够形容的 that everyone in this room has done,
但尤其是其中一个人 but there is one particular person
没有她这一切都是空话 I could not have done any of this without.
这个人就是金伯莉 And that's Kimberly.
我和史密斯那天聊天 Smith and I were talking the other day,
他说"爸爸 告别派对有点悲伤" and he said, "Dad, going-away parties are kind of sad."
他说的没错 And he's got a point.
我们就讨论"那怎么让它变成一个庆典呢" And we were like, "How do we make this a celebration?"
我们有了个主意 Then we got an idea.
金伯莉 Kimberly...
你愿意嫁给我爸爸 做我的新妈妈么 will you marry my dad and be my stepmom?
我愿意 Yes!
那我呢 What about me?
谁说世界上没有完美结局 Who said happy endings don't exist?
别问我 你才是愤世嫉俗的那个 Don't tell me. You're the cynic.
我已经改头换面了 I'm turning over a new leaf.
你看起来很美 顺便说一句 You look very pretty, by the way.
所以 西雅图的事儿你有决定了么 So... have you made up your mind about Seattle?
我也没有别的理由 Well, I don't see much of a reason
去错过这个好机会了 to pass up the opportunity anymore.
这真的 That's...
听起来太好了 really nice to hear.
听着 泰莎 其实 Look, Tessa, there's something
有件事我想和你坦白 I actually want to get off my chest.
好吧 Okay.
这个 那天 在医院 Uh, the other day, in the hospital...
我接听了你的电话 I answered your cell phone,
是哈登的 it was Hardin,
我跟他讲让他离你远一点 and I told him to stay away from you.
什么 What?
现在想来 In retrospect,
我意识到那越界了 I do realize that that was over the line,
我还意识到我让情绪战胜了理智 and I do realize that I let my emotions get the best of me,
我很抱歉 and I'm sorry,
但是由于某种原因 but somehow
是你引出了我的那一面 所以 you bring that side out of me, so...
好吧 Okay.
你还好么 Are you okay?
嗯 Eh.
其实我还有更多想说的 There's actually more I'd like to say,
-但是你能等我一分钟吗 -好 - but would you excuse me for a second? - Yeah.
多谢 Thanks.
实在不好意思 I'm so sorry.
妈的 Shit.
她从前门走了 She left from the front.
谢谢 Thank you.
泰莎 Tessa!
你永远都不会放过我 是么 You're just never gonna leave me alone, are you?
我试过了 I tried.
所以 你们俩圣诞节过得好不 So, you two have a good Christmas?
诶好吧 你们不想讲话 O-kay, you're not talkin'.
话说 我一直梦想着一个白色圣诞节 So... hey, so I was dreamin' of a white Christmas.
妹的 我等到的只有大热天 Hmph! All I got was heat.
你知道么 我贼讨厌热天 You know, I hate the heat.
大热天搅乱心神 Heat get into people's minds
让人做一些疯狂的事情 and make them do some crazy things.
我说过的 Like I said,
这是个老套的故事 this is a story you've heard before.
唯一不同的是 这是我们的故事 Only difference is, this is our story.
泰莎和我的 Tessa's and mine.
"一瞬我也不愿与你分别" "I never wish to be parted from you"
"由此刻始" "from this day on."
谁知道呢 And who knows?
也许我们还是能够有一个完美结局 Maybe there is a happy ending for us after all.
泰莎 嘿 Tess. Hey...
哈登 Hardin!
爸爸 Dad?
这是你爸 "Dad"?
我猜我们只能试试看了 I guess we'll just have to find out.
泰莎 泰莎 Tessa. Tessa.
你想去约会么 Do you like to go on dates?
我不想 Because I don't.
但是和你 我 我可以 But I-I will... with you.
如果你想去的话 If you wanna go.
泰莎 Tessa.
这太猥琐了 That's so creepy.
有件事我想告诉你很长时间 I've been meaning to tell you something for a long time,
至于我一直没说的原因 and the reason that I haven't told you
是因为公司的人力资源部规定 is because of Human Resources in the workplace.
不要提到人力资源 Don't talk about Human Resources.
一点都不 性感 That's not... sexy.
泰莎 Tessa!
别竖指头 Don't do the finger.
手放下来 Put it down!
这身青色西装只有在 I only pull out my teal suit
我有重要讲话时穿出来 when I have something important to say.
有人 Occupied.
泰莎 Tessa.
这地方有别的卫生间 There's other bathrooms in the house
如果你这么着急 if you need to go that badly.
上吧 Just go.
是的 你可以用了 Yes. You can go now. �