如果你不想吃麦圈的话 All right, don't tell me you want cheerios
就别问我要 好吗 if you don't want cheerios, okay?
来 把麦圈拿去 Here, come on. Take the cheerios.
我不会...你想要吗 I'm not gonna... do you want 'em?
我会喂你的 快 拿去 I gotta feed you. Come on, take it.
来 拿一点麦圈 Here. Take some cheerios.
拿去 Take it.
宝宝怎么样了 How's the baby?
老兄 这家伙不吃 Dude, it's not taking it, man.
他叫乔纳 Its name is Jonah,
抚养孩子是人一生中 and raising a child is the greatest honor
最伟大的荣誉 所以看好他 a person could have, so take care of him.
我的天呐 一个拿大提琴的辣妹 Oh, my god, a hot woman with a cello.
-拿好 -为什么 - Take this. - Why?
-赶紧拿好 -你要去哪儿 - Just take it! - Where are you going?
琴好 "Cello."
头一次听人这么打招呼 Never heard that one.
我跟你说实话吧 I'm gonna be honest with you right now.
我是一个大提琴狂 I am a cello freak, okay?
我痴迷于大提琴 I'm obsessed with cellos.
所以 美艳无双是一回事 So it's one thing to be, like, the most beautiful woman ever,
但接着你从车里拿出了一把大提琴 but then to pull a cello out of your car...
真美好 但是我有点 That's really nice, but I'm kind of...
-你不相信我 -不 我 - Oh, you don't believe me. - No, I...
我最爱的大提琴曲 Okay, my favorite cello pieces ever...
卡巴列夫斯基的二号G大调协奏曲 Kabalevsky's #2 in "G" major.
忧郁 深远而富有艺术性 It's dark, it's brooding, and it's virtuosic.
达尔伯特的C调作品96号 D'albert, "C," opus 96,
抒情 柔和 萦绕于心 lyrical, mellow, haunting...
但是最棒的还是德沃夏克的协奏曲 But the greatest of all is the Dvorak concerto...
B小调 In "B" minor.
我的天呐 Oh, my god.
所以请容许我再说一遍 琴好 So I say again, "Cello."
-琴好 -我是威尔 - "Cello." - I'm Will.
我叫达珂塔 我现在迟到了 I'm Dakota, and I'm late.
我也迟到了 Oh, yeah, I'm late too.
你是单身爸爸吗 You're a single dad?
单身爸爸 对 A single dad? Yeah.
是的 我就是 Yeah, I am.
你好 快来吧 Well, hi. Come on.
我们都迟到了 We're both late.
单身
父母
交流会
威尔 我们很鼓励大家 So, Will, we encourage people
中途加入 和我们分享他的经历 to just jump right in and share.
真的吗 我只想围观下 Really? I was hoping to observe.
我比较享受听取他人的问题 Just sort of enjoy everyone else's problems.
你的孩子叫什么 What's your child's name?
我们家的小不点吗 My...my little guy?
对 Yeah.
乔纳 Jonah.
-真可爱 -名字很传统 - Lovely. - It's very traditional.
那你们的关系如何 And what's your relationship like?
你们俩通常在一起干什么呢 What do you two do together?
我们不做什么呢 What don't we do?
我们经常交谈 Um, we talk.
一起闲逛 Yeah. We hang.
一起做各种活动 We do all sorts of activities together.
滑雪 冲浪 跳伞 Skiing, surfing, skydiving.
你让你家孩子从飞机上跳下来 You let your child jump out of an air plane?
我们 我们飞得比较低 Oh, well, we were... we were low.
飞行高度非常低 It was a very low flight.
我们几乎没坐过飞机 You know, we were barely aviated.
你们懂我的意思吧 You know what I mean?
他得病了 He was sick.
非常严重 Sickly.
所以我想让他高兴起来 So I was trying to cheer him up.
他得了什么病 Oh, what does he have?
白血病 Leukemia.
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
天呐 God.
他还好吗 Is he okay?
他们说 西药 Well, they said that western medicine,
治不好他 you know, couldn't... couldn't save him. So...
所以我带他去非洲找了个术士 I took him to Africa to a healer.
蒸汗棚屋 伏都布偶 Sweat lodges, voodoo dolls,
牲畜祭祀 各种仪式 animal sacrifices... the works, you know.
结果起效了 And it worked, you know.
是的 癌症被治愈了 Yeah, the cancer's gone.
真的 虽然负担沉重 Yeah. It was a lot of work, but...
但照顾孩子是一个人能做的最光荣的事 caring for a child is the greatest honor a person can have.
你得搞清楚 I just want to let you know
我可不是妓女 I am not a hooker.
太好了 所以说 Great, so this is...
这是免费的 This is free?
我自己也有两个女儿要养 I'm raising two girls all on my own.
每天下午都要排练 I have rehearsals in the afternoons.
-每周还有八场演出 -是吗 - Eight performances a week... - Okay.
我的日程相当紧张 And my schedule's really tight.
所以当性致来了 我就及时行乐 So when the mood hits, I say just go for it.
有道理 我在你身后挺你 Okay, that's a philosophy I can get behind.
在上面也行 And on top of.
我真想什么时候见见乔纳 I'd really love to meet Jonah sometime.
他肯定是个很棒的孩子 He must be an amazing kid.
随时欢迎你来 You can stop by any time.
不打招呼也行 Just pop over?
我就喜欢搞突然袭击 I'd love to pop over!
等等 我的电话 Hold on. That's me.
搞什么飞机 Are you serious?
不好了 This isn't good.
-怎么了 -我的女儿好像 - What? - It looks like my daughter
在学校里不听话 had a little skirmish at school.
再见 威尔 Bye, Will!
达珂塔 Dakota?
达珂塔 等等 Dakota! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
你的电话号码 达珂塔 I need your number! Dakota!
达珂塔 达珂塔 Dakota, Dakota.
我要你的号码 告诉我你的号码 I need your number. I need your number.
你太性感了 我要你的号码 You're hot. I need your number.
-哦对 -就一个号码 - Oh! Okay. - Yeah, just your number.
-谢谢 -不好意思 - Thanks. - Sorry.
-没事 -好了 - Yeah. - Here you go.
真好 再见 Okay, cool, bye.
威尔 Hey, Will.
我欠你一回 I owe you one.
你是说欠我一个 And by one, you mean...
性高潮吗 You mean an orgasm.
-你好 -欢迎搬到这里来 - Hello. - Welcome to the neighborhood.
-是啊 -这里的人们都很友善 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. It's very friendly here.
穿衣风格也很随意 Casual dress code.
等你不再像这样晃荡的时候 Perhaps we could do this when there's
我们再正式见面吧 less of you flopping about.
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不好意思 Excuse me.
看到你穿衣服了真好 Oh, how nice to see you clothed.
是啊 我 Yeah, I had a, uh,
我当时出了点状况 I had a situation.
是啊 有人还欠你一个性高潮呢 Yes, you were owed an orgasm.
我会要回来的 不用担心 And I'm gonna collect. Don't worry.
我们这才见面 So I know we only just met...
其实你已经见过我穿内裤的样子了 Well, you did see me in my underwear, so...
是啊 Yes, I did.
没错 I did.
真是 我马上就要开始冥想了 That was ... I'm about to start meditating.
很好 不错 Oh, okay, cool.
我会把音量调高的 Yeah, I'll turn up my music
这样就听不见你念经了 so I don't hear the chanting.
其实 我想 Um, actually, I was gonna...
我想请你把音量调低 I was going to say, could you lower the music?
还有你可能没注意 And you probably don't even realize it,
你烤肉的烟全飘进我的院子里了 but all your smoke is coming right into my yard.
你可以到屋里去冥想啊 Well, maybe you could meditate inside.
你也可以进去烧烤啊 Or maybe you could cook inside.
-这叫户外烧烤 -我可是一个素食者 - It's a barbecue. - Well, I'm a vegan.
-又没叫你吃 -闻到的东西都会被吸收 - You don't have to eat it. - Smelling is ingesting.
-才怪 -妈妈 我找到了 - Not really. - Mom, I found it.
我找到这件毛衣了 I found the sweater.
原来它一直都在大旅行箱里 It was in the big suitcase the whole time!
太好了 That is great.
这下你明天就可以穿它上学了 Now you can wear it to school tomorrow.
-开什么玩笑 -我叫马科斯 - You're not kidding. - I'm Marcus.
我和我妈妈搬到旧金山 Me and my mom moved to San Francisco
是为了提升生活质量并发现新的自己 to improve our lives and discover ourselves.
很多人都是这么想的 马科斯 As so many do there, Marcus.
-马科斯 -我妈冥想是因为科学证明 - Marcus. - My mom's meditating because it's scientifically
这样能减缓抑郁 proven to help with depression.
这听起来像是某种产后症状啊 Oh, wow, that's like a post-partum thing, huh?
他已经11岁了 He's 11.
我妈这周四有集体鼓乐活动 My mom's gonna do a drum circle this Thursday.
你喜欢集体鼓乐吗 Do you like drum circles?
你可以和她一起去 她是单身 You could do it with her. She's single.
真看不出来啊 You don't say.
马科斯 不如你进屋里 Marcus, why don't you go inside
把那套玻璃鸟拆包拿出来吧 and unpack the glass bird collection?
-好呀 -我马上进去 - Cool. - I'll be right in.
-仙尘 -仙尘 - Fairy dust. - Fairy dust.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 - I love you. - Love you too.
我知道你非常地热爱在露天烹饪 I know that you are extremely fond of the tradition of
屠宰动物这一传统活动 cooking slaughtered animals in an open-air setting.
但是本着敦亲睦邻的精神 But in the spirit of being a good neighbor,
你能否克制一下对烧烤架的使用 could you please refrain from grilling
除非刮西南风 unless there is a southwesterly wind?
那假如刮龙卷风呢 What if there's a tornado
我可以让「肉香风」 and I can get the meat wind
正好围着你家院子旋转哟 to just blow around your yard?
哈哈 真好笑 Oh, that's amusing.
我儿子 他正处于极易被影响的年纪 My son, he's at a very impressionable age,
所以假如你能将你那些春光乍泄的性事战功 so if you could keep your semi-nude sexual exploits
关在你自家屋子里 inside your own house,
我将不胜感激 I would really appreciate it.
在过去的一年里 你有过任何性爱战功吗 In the past year, have you had any exploits?
-进屋去 -没 没有 - Inside. - No. No.
是啊 我寻思着也没有 Yeah, I didn't think so.
他在这儿呢 There he is!
我妈不在家 然后... My mom isn't home, and...
话说 我能直接进屋吗 You know what? Can I just come in?
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
你为何不回去 然后在后院等等... Why don't you just go and wait in the back...
拜托了 Please?
进来吧 Come on in.
你们想怎样 Can I help you?
走吧 我们走 Come on, let's go.
「斯拉恰」到底发生了什么事 Hey, whatever happened to Sriracha?
我的乐队吗 那都是老黄历了 My band? That was years ago.
你怎么会知道我的乐队 How do you know about my band?
问了一下谷歌 Googled it.
被捕是什么感觉 What's it like to be arrested?
我真希望你没谷歌我 I'd prefer if you didn't google me.
是啊 但这事儿你做不了主 Yeah, that's not really up to you.
所以说是你写了那首圣诞歌 So you wrote that Christmas song,
「逃亡的雪橇」 Runaway Sleigh?
是啊 但我恨那首歌 Yeah, I hate that song.
我妈也不喜欢 Eh, so does my mom.
-她这么说的 -你靠这个赚了不少吧 - She said that? - Get a lot of money for it?
盆满钵满 谁会不喜欢圣诞歌曲啊 A ton. Who doesn't like a Christmas song?
好了 听着 伙计 All right, listen, man,
行了 你的小伙伴都走了 Uh, yeah, your buddies are gone,
而我约了人来家里 所以... and I got someone coming over, so...
是个女生吗 Like a girl?
是个女人 Like a woman.
你直接跟我妈约会不行吗 Why don't you just date my mom instead?
该死 Oh, damn it.
这里 进里面去 Um, here, get into here.
拿着那个 Take that.
我带来的... I brought...
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
你看起来棒极了 Yeah, you look great.
天呐...你好 Oh, my g...hi.
你一定是乔纳 You must be Jonah.
我是达珂塔 I'm Dakota. Wow.
见到你真是太荣幸了 It is such an honor meeting you.
你知道吗 你真的很勇敢呢 You are really brave, you know?
在非洲什么感觉 What was it like in Africa?
我从没去过非... I've never been to A...
他把这段记忆屏蔽了 He blocks it out.
他现在正处于夜惊中 Yeah, he's having a night terror.
但现在是白天啊 But it's daytime.
是啊 但在非洲不是 所以... Yeah, not in Africa, so...
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
他就这样开始尖叫 颤抖 He just starts screaming and shaking.
你唯一能做的事就是抱住他 The only thing you can do is hold him.
乔纳 什么也别说了 伙计 Jonah, just don't say anything, buddy.
深呼吸就好 乔纳 Huh? Just breathe, Jonah.
乔纳 好不好 Jonah? Yeah?
你叫乔纳 Your name is Jonah?
所以他什么都不记得了 So he doesn't remember anything?
蒸汗棚屋 The sweat lodges?
伏都布偶 The voodoo?
乔纳 都不记得了吗 - Jonah? - Nothing?
我得说 要不是 I would say that if it weren't...
有我爸爸... for my father...
我现在早就没命了 I'd be dead right now.
我的命是你给的 爸爸 I owe you my life, dad.
你是我的人了 I own you.
那种奶酪还有剩吗 Hey, got any of that cheese left?
马科斯 Marcus...
我希望你不要会错意了 Yeah, I-I don't want you to get the wrong idea.
我们俩当不了朋友 We're not gonna be friends.
我觉得我们可以 老实说 I think we can become friends, and honestly
我们已经很亲近了 I think we're already pretty close.
无论如何你还欠我一顿晚饭 And anyway you owe me a dinner
就为了之前我替你做的事 for what I did for you.
我 I...
我 我可没说晚饭 Yeah, I-I didn't... I didn't say a dinner.
我说了要吃一顿晚饭 I'm saying a dinner.
那个尝起来味道怎么样 So what does that taste like?
它看上去多美味 再乘以一千倍就对了 However good it looks, multiple that by a thousand.
我能闻一下吗 Can I smell it?
你可以试着闻一下 You can try to just smell it.
把那个放回盒子里去 Hey, put that back in the bucket.
好吗 你妈妈会气疯的 All right? Your mom's gonna freak.
我已经喝过瓶子里的汽水了 I'm already drinking soda from the bottle.
咱们现在是打开天窗说亮话 We're through the looking glass.
肉都啃了个精光 Can't get any more meat off of it.
话说... So...
你小时候有没有在校园里被人捉弄过 Did you ever get made fun of at school when you were a kid?
有点吧 我想 A little, I guess.
怎么 受欺负啦 Why, do you?
经常的事儿 Constantly.
每个人都嘲笑我 甚至好孩子们也是 Everyone makes fun of me, even the nice kids.
可能是我惹他们生气了 I guess I bring it out in people.
好吧 Okay.
这吃起来和素肉一点都不一样 This tastes nothing like soy.
没错 是不同 No, it does not.
我的朋友们一个接一个地结婚了 So one by one, my friends get married.
他们开始生娃育子 They start having kids.
于是他们的个人生活全被孩子霸占 And their lives as they know it are taken away from them.
我朋友安迪必须申请许可 I mean, my friend Andy has to ask permission
才能出门去打个篮球 to go out and shoot hoops.
-好娘啊 -就是 - What a puss. - Exactly.
-为自由 -为自由 - To freedom. - To freedom!
抓住他 Let's get him!
威尔 Will!
过来 拿着这个 Come here, yeah. Take this.
拿着拿着 Take this, take this.
好 等他们过来就往后拉 All right, pull back when they come.
-他们过来的时候往后拉 -好 - Pull back when they come. - Okay.
好 Okay.
走 吃冰激淋咯 Let's get some ice.
我 I, um,
我参加了学校的才艺秀 I entered my school talent show.
我觉得你应该来看 I-I think you should come.
我曾经庄重发誓 Well, I made a sacred vow never to attend
决不去参加中学才艺秀的 a middle school talent show,
但我祝你一切顺利 but I wish you the best.
没意思对吧 They're lame, right?
我参加只是为了哄我妈妈高兴 I guess I really just entered to cheer up my mom.
为什么 她很难过吗 Why, is she sad?
她有时候会哭 She cries sometimes.
所以你真的应该过来吃个晚饭 Which is, again, why you should come over for dinner.
尽管我也「爱」梨花带泪的女人... Oh, yeah, as much as I love a crying woman, you know...
我不会再求你和她约会了 Well, I'm not asking you to date her anymore.
我们是邻居 至少能做个朋友吧 We're neighbors. We could at least be friends.
拜托 Please?
马科斯 Marcus...
如果你再要我假扮乔纳 If you needed me to be Jonah again,
我也会照办的 I'd do it.
♪ Baby, you light up my world Like nobody else ♪
♪ The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed ♪
♪ And when you smile at the ground ♪
♪ It ain't hard to tell ♪
♪ You don't know, oh oh ♪
♪ You don't know you're beautiful ♪
怎样 Yeah?
-不错 -很棒 - Yeah. - It was really great.
没错 Yep.
-我们再来一遍 -好 - Let's do it again. - Okay.
你喜欢面筋猪排吗 Do you like the seitan spare ribs?
怎么可能不喜欢 Mm, how could you not?
抱歉 刚才失礼了 I'm sorry. That was rude.
确实 Yes.
这个绝对 Listen, this is absolutely...
能吃 我也相信 edible, and I'm sure it's...
它对我的身体有好处 healing everything inside of me
只要我吃下去 as...as I eat it.
马科斯 你去下厨房好吗 Marcus, will you go in the kitchen, please, darling?
-我 -快去 - I... - Go on.
用纸巾擦擦手 Wipe your hands on your napkin.
快去 Go on.
我觉得你该走了 I think you should leave.
什么 开玩笑的吧 What? Are you serious?
没开玩笑 Oh, yes, I am.
你显然不想待在这儿 You clearly don't want to be here.
-你该走了 -不是 不是 我 - I think you should leave. - No, no, no, I'm...
我只是 Listen, I just...
从没吃过豆腐 所以 I've just never eaten tofu before, so...
这不是豆腐 是面筋 Well, it's not tofu. It's seitan.
面筋 蒲团 Seitan, futon,
管它是神马 whatever it is,
我觉得 如果开诚布公地讲 I think, if we're being honest,
你有点 that you are...
有点什么 What? What?
你觉得我该放松是吗 Oh, you think I should relax?
-不是 -你觉得我反应过度了是吗 - No. - You think I'm overreacting?
我是反应过度吗 我才没有反应过度 You think I'm overreacting? I'm not overreacting.
我这周过得够糟心了 I had a very bad week.
我的沙发在搬运途中弄丢了 They lost my couch on the way here.
也不知道孩子在这个新城市适应得如何 I don't know if my kid is doing well in this new city.
已经到手的工作机会又泡汤了 The job that I was suppose to have fell through.
这周还不够糟心吗 So I've had a very hard week.
还有你 烤肉的烟吹得我满院子都是 And you...you with your meat and your smoke
初次见面就衣衫不整 and your cardigan...
我 I...
我全都自己扛着 I'm doing this by myself, okay?
我全都自己扛 不需要别人指手画脚 I'm doing this by myself. I don't need the judgment.
不需要 I don't need...
我又飙泪了 Now I'm crying again.
你走吧 只是 You can leave now. It's...
你没必要待在这儿受折磨 You don't have to stay for this.
我 我想 I, uh, I think I'm gonna...
我想留下来 如果你不介意 I think I'm gonna stay, if that's okay.
我要再挑战一次豆腐 I'm gonna give this tofu another shot.
我们是 You know, we're...
我们是邻居嘛 对不对 we're neighbors, right?
能做邻居真好 不是吗 It would be nice to be neighbors, wouldn't it?
那就睦邻友好吧 Let's be neighbors.
-琴好 -琴好 - Cello. - Cello.
我知道咱们还没有任何计划 Listen, I know we don't have any plans,
-但我有个疯狂的... -我知道你要说什么 - but I have this crazy... - Oh, I think I know where this is going.
-不是 -他在摸妈咪的屁股 - No... - He's touching her butt!
其实 我的 I just...my...
你上次说欢迎来玩 You just said that you love popovers, and
我也很想让女儿们见见乔纳 I'm dying for my girls to meet Jonah.
他太励志了 He's such an inspiration.
是的 是的 Oh, yeah, uh, yeah.
达珂塔 其实乔纳 Dakota, about Jonah...
说来话长 it's a funny story, actually.
希望你明白 I want you to know
我知道我欠你一回 that I know I still owe you one.
我记着呢 I haven't forgotten.
谁知道呢 So who knows?
也许孩子们玩的时候 我就还你 Maybe you could cash in while the kids are playing.
乔纳 Jonah.
马科斯 马科斯 你妈在家吗 Oh, Marcus. Marcus, is your mom around?
她去冥想了 今天很糟心 She needs to meditate. She had a horrible day.
太好了 过来 Perfect. Come with me.
你饿吗 Are you hungry?
我都快饿死了 'Cause I'm famished.
我才不要戴王冠 No way I'm wearing a tiara.
如果你肯戴王冠 我就给你弄肉排吃 Hey, you wear a tiara, I'll get you ribs.
-一整块肋排 -半块 两面都有肉 - Full rack? - Half rack with two sides.
-喝不完的汽水 -成交 - Bottomless sodas? - Deal.
扮装游戏开始啦 Time to play dress-up!
王冠... Tiara...
你戴这个真好看 Ooh, that looks really good on you.
-达珂塔 -然后这还有根魔棒 - Dakota? - Now we have another wand.
然后是... And then...
不 不 No...no!
喂 停停停 Okay, hey, hey.
快把这些拿下来 马上 You gotta take those off right now.
隔壁有个素食主义疯婆娘 There's a crazy vegan lady next door,
现在还是刮的北风 And there's a northerly wind.
老爸 牛排怎么还不来 我饿死了 Mm. Hey, dad. How are the steaks coming? I am starving.
马科斯 不要 Marcus, no!
谁是马科斯 她...她在说什么 Who's Marcus? What...what is she talking about?
她为什么把你儿子叫做马科斯 Why did she call your son Marcus?
你儿子 他是我儿子 Your son? He's my son.
威尔 她在说什么 Will, what is she talking about?
你利用了他 You used him.
你强迫他吃肉 You forced him to eat meat
这样你好和她上床 so that you could have sex with her.
你这么说感觉好糟糕 It sounds bad when you say it like that.
混蛋 Jackass.
孩子们 过来 Girls, come on.
我们要走了 Girls, we're leaving.
变态 Psychopath.
过来 跨过栅栏 Come on, over the fence.
-爬过来 -我还有肉排吃吗 - Climb up. - Are we still on for ribs?
不 你不会有肉排吃了 No, you are not still on for ribs.
可我们是朋友 But we're friends.
你们根本不是朋友 马科斯 You're not friends, Marcus.
我们是朋友 Yes, we are.
他利用了你 那可不是朋友做的事 He used you. That is not what friends do.
威尔 告诉她 Come on, Will. Tell her.
我们是朋友 We're friends.
来吧 Come on.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你知道吗 我真的...真的觉得 You know, I actually... I really do think
这样是最好的 it's for the best.
那小孩一直过来玩 I mean, the kid kept coming around,
这样他逐渐就会有感情依赖 He's gonna start feeling attached,
可现在的我还不想拥有这种依赖关系 and I just can't get that attached right now.
当然不能有 Oh, of course not.
我还有很多事情要做 Yeah, I got too much going on.
大忙人呢 Very busy man.
什么 What?
什么啊 What?
伙计 你就是这样的人 Dude, this is your M.O.
你从不关心别人 这就是你 You never let yourself care. You're that guy.
我才不是这样的人 That's not who I am.
是的 你就是 Of course it is.
一旦感情开始变得认真了 All right, the second a relationship gets too serious,
你就逃之夭夭 you're gone.
你的乐队第一次意见不合 你就退出了 The first fight your band has, you quit.
你从来不给别人第二次机会 You never give anything a chance.
现在这个隔壁的怪小孩 开始关心你了 Now this weird neighbor kid starts caring about you,
虽然我完全不明白是为什么 which I can't understand at all,
你就说拜拜了 and good-bye.
你知道所谓漠不关心最糟心的是什么吗 You know what sucks about not having anyone you care about?
那就是你根本没有对象可关心 You don't have anyone you care about.
我还是去和我的孩子们玩吧 Just...I'm just gonna go play with these guys.
小伙子们 玩得开心吗 Yeah. Yeah. What's up, guys?
你弟弟也想玩呢 Your brother wants to play too.
准备好了吗 You ready?
再把它填平一点 Fill it up a little more.
-一 二 -二加一 - One, two... - Two plus one.
三 Three.
奥克伍德中学才艺秀
无伴奏清唱 A cappella?
不行不行 Oh, no. Oh, no.
安迪 Andy!
-怎么了 -安迪 - What? - Andy!
我记得我跟你说了 离我儿子远一点 Hey, I thought I told you to stay away from my son.
不然难道你是来这诱拐其他男孩的 Or are you here to seduce some other boy?
好吧 这话比我预想的略阴暗了一些 Okay, that sounded darker than I intended it to.
你必须阻止马科斯表演这个 You need to stop marcus from doing this.
他会遭受羞辱的 This is going to be humiliating for him.
那给他戴王冠就不是羞辱吗 What, as opposed to putting him in a tiara?
你得阻止他 You cannot let him do this.
不然他以后就没脸见人了 It is social suicide.
另外澄清一下 我没有强迫马科斯吃肉 And for the record, I did not force Marcus to eat meat.
他爱吃肉 他爱死肉了 He likes meat. He loves it.
他就是一肉食动物 He's a carnivore.
要是马科斯坐的飞机在安第斯山脉坠机 You do not want to be in a plane crash in the Andes
难不成你想让他活活饿死吗 when Marcus is on board.
如果你不去阻止他 那我去 If you're not gonna stop this, I will.
-你好 很高兴见到你 -安迪 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Andy!
-马科斯 -你来干什么 - Marcus. - What are you doing here?
下面是「单向组合」的「为何你如此美丽」 Now performing One Direction's What Makes You Beautiful,
表演者马科斯·博华 Marcus Bowa.
马科斯 听我说 我看你还是别唱了 Marcus, look, I don't think this is a good idea.
-马科斯·博华 -你和我妈妈做不成朋友 - Marcus Bowa. - You won't be my mom's friend,
而我的歌声令她快乐 and my singing makes her happy.
-马科斯 -马科斯 别上场 - Marcus. - Marcus, don't go out there.
临阵退缩 是吧 So just walk away from it, huh?
这就是你给的建议 Figures that would be your advice.
马科斯 不要上场 我是认真的 Marcus, do not go out there. I am serious.
我不想让你受伤 I don't want you to get hurt.
说得我们好像朋友一样 You're talking to me like we're friends.
我们的友谊早完蛋了 记得吗 We're not friends, remember?
-马科斯 -马科斯 - Marcus. - Marcus.
毛衣不错啊 笨蛋 Nice sweater, loser.
这首歌献给我最好的朋友 This song is dedicated to my best friend,
我的妈妈 My mom.
宝贝 我在这里 hi, baby.
♪ You're insecure ♪
♪ Don't know what for? ♪
难听死了 You suck.
♪ You're turning heads when you walk through the door ♪
这是「呆」向组合吧 Look, it's dork direction.
♪ Don't need makeup to cover up ♪
好哦 好哦 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
♪ Being the way that you are is enough ♪
-你能...-别碰 - If you... - Don't touch that.
-给你二十块总可以了吧 -好吧 - Here, take $20, okay? - Sure.
看着吧 我也干过这一行 Just watch. I used to be you.
我知道该怎么做 I know exactly what I'm doing.
♪ na na na na na na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
♪ Baby, you light up my world like nobody else ♪
♪ The way that you flip your hair ♪
♪ Gets me overwhelmed ♪
♪ But when you smile at the ground ♪
♪ It ain't hard to tell ♪
♪ You don't know, oh, oh ♪
♪ You don't know you're beautiful ♪
♪ Baby you light up my world like nobody else ♪
上烟雾 打手势 And go smoke. Thumb to do smoke.
♪ The way that you flip your hair ♪
♪ Gets me overwhelmed ♪
♪ But when you smile at the ground ♪
♪ It ain't hard to tell ♪
♪ You don't know, oh, oh ♪
♪ You don't know you're beautiful ♪
♪ If only you saw what I can see ♪
♪ You'll understand why I want you so desperately ♪
♪ Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe ♪
♪ You don't know, oh, oh ♪
♪ we don't know it's beautiful ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ You don't know you're beautiful ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ That's what makes you beautiful ♪
太棒啦 Yeah! Whoo!
耶 Yeah!
还是朋友吗 Friends?
你还给我吃排骨吗 A rack of ribs?
给你吃双份的 Double rack of ribs.
好啦 Come on.
走啦 退场 Let's go. We gotta go.