1 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:08,633 ♪ ("THE WHITE LOTUS" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,610 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 3 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:55,614 - (WATER FLOWING) - (BIRDS CALLING) 4 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,618 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 5 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:14,174 (ANIMALS CALLING, CHITTERING) 6 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:16,094 (MONKEY HOOTING) 7 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:20,265 ♪ (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 8 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,478 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 9 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,024 (WIND HOWLING) 10 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:36,114 ♪ (MUSIC TURNS OMINOUS, FADES) ♪ 11 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,743 AMRITA: My name is Amrita. 12 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,078 - Zion. - AMRITA: Zion? 13 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:45,331 - Yeah. Thank you. - AMRITA: Beautiful name. 14 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,084 How do you find Thailand? 15 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,753 Well, you know, I just got here, but I like it. 16 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:54,756 Um, I grew up in Hawaii. It's actually... 17 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,216 - AMRITA: Ah. - ...really similar. 18 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:57,759 Except there's no monkeys in Hawaii. 19 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:58,927 - (AMRITA CHUCKLES) - Yeah. 20 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,513 It's actually crazy seeing them up in the trees, you know? 21 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,639 AMRITA: Hmm. 22 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,266 (MONKEY CALLING) 23 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,310 Is it your first time meditating? 24 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,271 No. No, no, no. My mom, she's all into the, you know, 25 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,273 spiritual stuff. (INHALES) 26 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,441 Yeah, she just sent me here 27 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,276 'cause she knows I've been pretty stressed out. 28 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,279 Just finishing finals and, um... 29 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,574 you know, some other stuff. 30 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,870 Okay. Shall we begin? 31 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,622 Yeah, yeah, let's... let's do it. 32 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,458 Just close your eyes for me. 33 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,085 (EXHALES) 34 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:34,589 Take a moment to settle... 35 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,010 and focus on your breathing. 36 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,846 Inhale... 37 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,473 (CHIMES TINKLING) 38 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:48,852 ...and exhale, fully release. 39 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:51,105 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 40 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:56,152 Let us calm our chattering monkey minds... 41 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,906 and find in the silence 42 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,659 what is timeless. 43 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,995 - Breathe in... - (INHALES DEEPLY) 44 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:11,209 ...slowly, and breathe out. 45 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,963 (BOTH EXHALING DEEPLY) 46 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,258 (GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE) 47 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:25,682 Let the sounds of the external world fade away. 48 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:31,729 And focus only on your breath. 49 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,357 (EXHALES) 50 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,901 - (GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE) - (MONKEYS HOOTING IN DISTANCE) 51 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:40,237 - Um, ma'am? - Hmm? 52 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,364 Ma'am, that's a gun. 53 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,117 - Huh? Uh... - Yeah. Yeah. 54 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,953 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 55 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,705 - AMRITA: Uh... - (GUNSHOTS) 56 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,206 - (MONKEYS SCREECHING) - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 57 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,250 AMRITA: Uh... 58 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,710 - Oh, fuck. - Okay, uh, stay calm. 59 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:55,711 Just stay calm. 60 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,254 - Uh... - ZION: My mom's out there. 61 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,256 - My mom's out there. No, no, no. - Zion. No, no, no, st... 62 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,882 - ZION: My mom's out... - AMRITA: (SCREAMS) Oh my God! 63 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,884 - (SHATTERED GLASS TINKLING) - AMRITA: Oh God! 64 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:04,594 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 65 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,305 (PANTS) 66 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:11,352 (MONKEYS SCREECHING) 67 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:25,450 - (DISTANT GUNSHOTS) - (GUESTS, WORKERS SCREAMING) 68 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,997 (GUNSHOTS) 69 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:36,085 - (WORKER PANTING, SPEAKING THAI) - (GUNSHOTS) 70 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,422 (WORKERS SPEAKING THAI) 71 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,681 - Stay down. - (GUNSHOTS) 72 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,476 (WATER SPLASHING) 73 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:55,813 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 74 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:07,949 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 75 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,951 (DISTANT CHATTER) 76 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:11,286 (GRUNTS) 77 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,748 Please let my mom be okay. Please. 78 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,626 Oh, Je... Oh, Jesus, please forgive me of my sins. 79 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:18,794 I pray you protect my mom and me. 80 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,464 Let us get out of here. In Jesus' name, amen. 81 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:26,468 - (GUNSHOTS) - (GASPS, PANTS) 82 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,095 What the fuck? 83 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:31,640 I said don't let anything happen to my mother, motherfucker! 84 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,642 - (PANTS) - (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 85 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,268 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 86 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:41,817 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING IN DISTANCE) 87 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:46,072 (SIREN CONTINUES WAILING) 88 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,576 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 89 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:55,373 (SOUND DISTORTING) 90 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:01,628 ♪ ("MADE IN THAILAND" BY CARABAO PLAYING) ♪ 91 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,131 ♪ Made in Thailand ♪ 92 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,885 ♪ (SINGING IN THAI) ♪ 93 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:24,568 ♪ (BACKING VOCALIST SINGING) ♪ 94 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,654 LEAD VOCALIST: ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 95 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,492 ♪ Made in Thailand ♪ 96 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:36,914 ♪ (SINGING IN THAI) ♪ 97 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,799 - ♪ (BACKING VOCALIST SINGING) ♪ - ♪ (LEAD VOCALIST SINGING) ♪ 98 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:52,888 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 99 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,390 ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 100 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:57,392 Would you mind taking it over there? 101 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,562 My wife and I are bothered by the smoke. 102 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:11,239 Look, stop your smoking on the boat. 103 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,033 You don't have to be a dick about it. 104 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,367 Be a dick about what? 105 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,496 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 106 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,584 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 107 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,639 ♪ Made in Thailand ♪ 108 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,809 ♪ (SINGING IN THAI) ♪ 109 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,404 - ♪ (BACKING VOCALISTS SINGING) ♪ - ♪ (LEAD VOCALIST SINGING) ♪ 110 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,621 ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 111 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,872 (CHUCKLES) 112 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,124 (IN THAI) 113 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,168 GAITOK: 114 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,631 GAITOK: 115 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:24,188 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 116 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,068 (IN ENGLISH) Morning. 117 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:30,903 Ni hao. 118 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:32,947 Morning. 119 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:37,117 Khun Sritala. Khun Sritala! 120 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,743 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 121 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:41,329 FABIAN: Khun Sritala. (PANTS) 122 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,373 The boat should be here any minute. 123 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,584 I need more time. 124 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,002 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 125 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:50,297 Of course, but it's almost at the platform. 126 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,258 Tell them to cruise the bay. 127 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,220 - Cruise the bay? - Yeah. 128 00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,223 Mm-hmm. 129 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:02,183 ♪ Made in Thailand ♪ 130 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:06,147 ♪ (SINGING IN THAI) ♪ 131 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,318 (SPEAKS THAI) 132 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:16,865 GAITOK: 133 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,075 (MOOK LAUGHS) 134 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,186 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 135 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,190 (IN ENGLISH) Hello! Hi! 136 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,233 Sawatdee kha. 137 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,569 Welcome to the White Lotus in Thailand, kha. 138 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:55,655 Thank you. 139 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,530 - MOOK: For you. - Ooh! 140 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:58,531 I'm okay. 141 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,172 - I don't... I don't need one. - Take one. 142 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,996 I'm Fabian, general manager. 143 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,957 I'm pleased to introduce you to one of the hotel owners, 144 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,085 Khun Sritala. 145 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,923 She is the visionary behind our wellness program. 146 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,009 I may be biased, but we are the best in the world. 147 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,804 Oh my God. We are so excited to be here. 148 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,764 Mook is your health mentor for the week. 149 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,766 She will answer all your questions 150 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,267 and can escort you to your room. 151 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:29,104 - You are so pretty. Wow. - Khop khun kha. 152 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,605 - Isn't she so pretty? - Let's just go to the room. 153 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,606 MOOK: This way please. 154 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:34,567 CHELSEA: Oh my God. You're so pretty. 155 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:37,278 What's your name again? Mook? Love that. 156 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,655 Please stop talking. 157 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,865 - Wow. - Whoo! 158 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,282 Yeah. 159 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,284 - Hi. - The Ratliff family, yes? 160 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,745 - TIMOTHY RATLIFF: That's us. - FABIAN: How was your flight? 161 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,040 Long layover in Doha, but it's all forgotten now. 162 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,585 We flew over the North Pole. 163 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:53,628 How did you find us, may I ask? 164 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:56,464 Uh, well, Piper here is a senior, 165 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,509 - thank you, at Chapel Hill... - I was also a Tar Heel. 166 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:03,596 But Timothy went to Duke. Saxon graduated Duke. 167 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:06,641 Lochlan, our youngest, just got accepted to both. 168 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,477 So you can imagine, it's a whole thing. 169 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,230 And she's a religious studies major. 170 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,815 So she's writing her thesis on... 171 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,942 Well, what's your thesis on, Pipe? 172 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:19,612 - Dad, don't. - Yeah, well, it's on Buddhism, 173 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,157 and there's a monk at a monastery near here. 174 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,742 Anyway, she wants to interview him. 175 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,618 So we made a family road trip of it... 176 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,955 Pam. Would you please escort them to the villa? 177 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,040 - PAM: Certainly. - Please enjoy. 178 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,585 Um, right this way. 179 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,335 - Thank you. - SRITALA: Enjoy. 180 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,503 - Thank you. - Enjoy. 181 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,047 - Enjoy. - Enjoy. 182 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,300 - Hi! - Oh my God! 183 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,510 - Hi! - (GIGGLES) Hi. 184 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:46,181 Sawatdee kha. I am Sritala. 185 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,016 I'm one of the owners. 186 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,350 Nice to meet you. 187 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,854 I am a fan. My husband also. 188 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,647 - JACLYN: Oh. - We watch your show. 189 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,317 Aw. Thank you. 190 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,027 - Are these all your friends? - Uh, yes, 191 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,779 - this is Kate and Laurie... - Hi. 192 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,655 ...and we have been friends since forever. 193 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,574 Yeah, we went to school together when we were, like, 194 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,742 - nine years old... - Yep. Mm-hmm. 195 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,535 - ...through high school. - Yeah. 196 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:10,246 - Old friends. - No, long-time friends. Not old. 197 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,081 - (ALL LAUGH) - Ah, yes. 198 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,793 You know, we have just been so busy with our lives, 199 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,086 and we've been missing each other, so... 200 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,380 You know, we just live in different cities. 201 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,549 And then Jaclyn heard about this place. 202 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,511 JACLYN: Everyone in LA is talking about it. 203 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,388 Sawatdee khrap. Welcome. 204 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,765 - ♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (GIGGLES) 205 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:32,685 SRITALA: This is Valentin. He will be your health mentor. 206 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,354 - A health mentor? - Wow. 207 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,898 - I love it. - Okay. (GIGGLES) 208 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,108 He is our best. 209 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:42,696 Everyone requests him because... 210 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,075 - he's handsome. - (ALL LAUGH) 211 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,953 I look forward to working with you. 212 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,706 He is from Russia. 213 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,631 - Bye! - Enjoy. 214 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,301 PORNCHAI: Miss Belinda. Sawatdee khrap. 215 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,428 I'm Pornchai. We have spoken on the phone. 216 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,138 I'm just so happy to finally meet you. 217 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,101 We are honored to have you here. And this is for you. 218 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,271 Thank you. I'm honored. 219 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,815 And I'm just so glad all this worked out. 220 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,567 And I want to learn everything I can 221 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,443 and bring the magic back to Maui. 222 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,780 That's great. Shall we? 223 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,116 Everyone here is eager to meet you. 224 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,118 Oh, I can't wait. 225 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,705 ♪ ("MARIA TAMBIÉN" BY KHRUANGBIN PLAYING) ♪ 226 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,594 SAXON RATLIFF: Sick. 227 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,640 Fuck yeah. 228 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,815 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 229 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,692 Dad. Dad, I know I gave you shit, 230 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:06,154 but this place is clutch. 231 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,323 - I did my research. - God, you're always right. 232 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,824 Saxon was our hold-out. 233 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,784 We usually stay at the Caribbean. 234 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,037 What? No, no, no, no. I don't need a vacation, so... 235 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,706 - I mean, I love working. - (SCOFFS) 236 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,084 - What? - Saxon works for his father. 237 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,794 They love it. 238 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,630 - It's Tim's dream. - It's pretty great. 239 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,174 How wonderful for you. How wonderful for you. 240 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,343 So, how many bedrooms are there? 241 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,677 Uh, three. 242 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,930 The master is through the common area, 243 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,641 and then there is one bedroom on either side. 244 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,603 Okay. So, Lochy, you're with me. 245 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,021 - All right. - Uh, he can sleep with me. 246 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,105 I don't mind. 247 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,816 (SCOFFS) But that'd be weird. 248 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,361 - Why is it weird? - (FLY BUZZING) 249 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,112 Because brothers and sisters don't sleep together 250 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,633 after they have full grown, you know... 251 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,827 genitals. 252 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:57,956 - Saxon. That's a bad word. - What? 253 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,541 (IMITATES CHICKEN CLUCKING) 254 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,503 (SCREAMS) Stop! Stop! Saxon, please! 255 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,546 (SHRIEKS) Stop! Stop! Let me go! Stop. 256 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,299 - We're a normal family. You'll see. - I don't know. 257 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,385 - PIPER RATLIFF: Seriously! - Um, what's the... what's the Wi-Fi? 258 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,719 Oh, yeah. 259 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,555 Uh, we don't actually have Wi-Fi in the villas. 260 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,265 - What? - What? No Wi-Fi? 261 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:20,269 Yeah. We consider the hotel to be a digital detox area. 262 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,231 So we actually encourage our guests to put your phones, 263 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,067 your laptops, your electronics into this bag. 264 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,529 I will take them. I will put them in our safe. 265 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,407 And at the end of the week, we will give them back to you. 266 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,576 And that way, you can just focus on, um, being present 267 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,744 and each other... 268 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,413 - VICTORIA RATLIFF: Mm-hmm. - ...and self-care. 269 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,414 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 270 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,915 This come up in your research, Dad? 271 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,626 - No. Um... - It's optional. 272 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,586 - Oh. - Oh, okay. 273 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,338 I think it's a great idea. 274 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,298 The only people I want to see are right here anyway. 275 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,926 - All right, honey, uh, I just... - VICTORIA: I'm sick of these phones. 276 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,261 TIMOTHY: It's not realistic. 277 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,971 We will be keeping the phones, Pam. 278 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,098 Okay. Uh, we just ask, 279 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,100 don't take them out into the common areas 280 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,102 so as not to disturb the other guests. 281 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,437 Can we bring it to the gym? 282 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,772 - Oh my God. Dude, are you dense? - What? No. 283 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,774 I get a way better pump if I'm listening to music. 284 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,984 It's a common area. 285 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,278 (LAUGHS) He's so cute. 286 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,487 SAXON: Oh, no, I'm serious. 287 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,614 I mean, what... what... what am I supposed to do here all week 288 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,700 without my phone? 289 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,202 Eat a bunch of fruit? 290 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,329 Oh, uh... (CHUCKLES) 291 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,915 Well, we do have a lot of amazing fruit here, 292 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,459 but I wouldn't eat that. 293 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,462 Uh, that is the fruit of the mighty pong-pong tree, 294 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,589 and the seeds of the fruit are toxic. 295 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,632 Yeah? 296 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:33,968 Could it kill you? 297 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,345 Yeah, it could actually. 298 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,139 It's very poisonous. (CHUCKLES) 299 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,059 Look, I wouldn't worry about being bored, okay? 300 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,227 Um, 'cause you're each gonna have a busy schedule 301 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,937 that's based on your own personal goals. 302 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:45,980 What? 303 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,232 Tomorrow, you'll do your biometrics test. 304 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,611 - I don't want to take a test. - Okay, okay. 305 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,529 - Is it complicated? - PAM: No, no, no. You... 306 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,823 - We're jetlagged. - We get a whole bunch of data, 307 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,325 and I take those results... 308 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,077 - Yeah. - ...and I put together 309 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,536 - a personalized plan... - Yeah. No. 310 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,997 - ...that best suits your needs. - Okay, Pam, you seem great. 311 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,665 You're a terrific person. But we're tired. 312 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:05,875 We've taken three flights to get here. 313 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,001 So let me make it easy for you. 314 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,669 We just want to have a good time. 315 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,004 And me, I don't... 316 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,672 I just... I just want to work out. 317 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,633 So you take care of us, and believe me, 318 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,053 in a week's time, I'll take very good care of you. 319 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,513 - All right? - Thank you so much. 320 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,515 I'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. 321 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,183 Pam's going, everyone. Say bye. 322 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,893 - ALL: Bye. - Nice to meet you. Welcome. 323 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,186 - VICTORIA: Thank you. - Welcome. 324 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,827 - See you. - TIMOTHY: Thanks so much, Pam. 325 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,232 - (SIGHS) - (SIGHS) 326 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,858 I think I'm going to take a nap. 327 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,193 Oh, are you sure, honey? 328 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,861 You do that and you won't sleep tonight. 329 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,531 - Oh, I'll sleep like a baby. - Yeah? 330 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,158 (WHISPERS) I'm so happy. 331 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,327 Yeah. Come on. 332 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,663 Let's get you settled. Let me walk you in. 333 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,872 PIPER: Hey, Lochy, do you wanna go... 334 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,749 - (TRILLS) - Stop! Stop. 335 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,750 (LAUGHS) 336 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,544 Do you want to go see the temple with me? 337 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,337 It's just like a mile down the beach. 338 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,658 - LOCHLAN RATLIFF: Yeah. - No, we were gonna go to the pool. 339 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,052 I mean, don't you wanna go to the pool? 340 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,928 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 341 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,096 Yeah, well, I'll come... 342 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,764 I'll come with you to the temple, 343 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,725 and then I'll come meet you at the pool after. 344 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,895 Okay. Yeah, whatever. 345 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:08,896 - I'll, uh... - (MOUTHS SILENTLY) 346 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,565 SAXON: I'll see you down there. 347 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,316 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 348 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,569 - ♪ (DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - SAXON: Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. 349 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,738 Have fun, son. See you in a bit. 350 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,253 CHELSEA: Yeah, we've been all over. 351 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,131 We've been to Mexico. We've been to Costa Rica. 352 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,884 But we can go wherever, really, 'cause Rick barely works. 353 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,135 I used to be a yoga teacher. 354 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,511 - Oh, wow. - CHELSEA: Mm-hmm. 355 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,596 Yeah, that's cool... 356 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,638 But we've been travelling so much. 357 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,307 We were gonna go back to Bali, but then one day, 358 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,184 he woke up, and he was like, "We're going to Thailand." 359 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,352 Yeah. And once he gets an idea in his head, 360 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,273 you can't argue with him. Isn't that right, babe? 361 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,068 Mm-hmm. 362 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,862 Well, I hope you enjoy Thailand. 363 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:02,074 Thank you. Oh, hi. Great, the bags. 364 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,076 - Yeah, you can just put them in the bedroom. - BELLHOP: Okay. 365 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,120 - CHELSEA: Yeah. Sorry they're so heavy. - BELLHOP: Oh, it's okay. 366 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,540 - CHELSEA: How are you? Thanks. - BELLHOP: Good. You? 367 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,544 Uh, question for you. 368 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,463 You know that lady on the beach, 369 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,132 - the owner? - Oh, yes. 370 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,758 Is she married? 371 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,010 Yes, to Khun Jim, Jim Hollinger. 372 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,930 He's a very famous man in Thailand. 373 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,473 Is he here? 374 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,934 No, he's been sick. He was in hospital here. 375 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,479 Yesterday, he got released, and he went back to Bangkok. 376 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,358 - He's in Bangkok? - CHELSEA: This place is insane. 377 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,776 (SOFTLY) Fuck. 378 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,362 Fucking motherfucker. 379 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,865 Of course he is. I need a fucking drink. 380 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,995 Oh, he gets migraines when he flies. 381 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,789 It's no big deal. 382 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,415 MOOK: If you need anything, please let me know. 383 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,710 - CHELSEA: Thank you so much. - MOOK: Thank you. Enjoy. 384 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,005 (BIRDS CALLING) 385 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,345 She's so nice! And her name's Mook. 386 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,390 How cute is that? Mook. 387 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,185 Oh my God. Jesus. 388 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:14,064 We're splurging. We should always live like this. 389 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,026 (GROANS) 390 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,240 CHELSEA: Let's check out the spa menu. 391 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:32,958 Wow. All these treatments. (GASPS) You should get a facial. 392 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,003 Rick, the lady in the airport thought you were my dad. 393 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,213 Okay? You should get a gentleman's facial. 394 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,339 No. 395 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,300 You know that's the whole reason why people come here? 396 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,551 This is a wellness center. 397 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,970 That's not why I came here. 398 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,347 Why did you come here? 399 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,725 I wanted to go to Australia. 400 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,644 Well, I told you that I can't go to Australia. 401 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,105 Why? Would you get arrested? 402 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,025 You're like a fucking machine gun, you know that? 403 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,360 Enough with the questions. 404 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,906 Oh. 405 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:09,410 Stress management meditation with Dr. Amrita. 406 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,537 Yeah, you need this. 407 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,331 Yeah, you need to sort your shit out. 408 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,416 You've got issues. 409 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,417 - I've got issues? - CHELSEA: Mm-hmm. 410 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:17,836 Oh, you're the one who's crazy. 411 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:24,091 Ooh! Hey, maybe we should get fucked up tonight, you know? 412 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,177 Last hurrah before our detox. 413 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:30,057 Let's have fun! Okay? Think about it. 414 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,268 I love it here! Thank you! 415 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,314 (BIRDS TWITTERING, HOOTING) 416 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:45,364 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 417 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,800 (MONKEYS CHITTERING) 418 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,307 (GASPS) Hi. 419 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,856 Jacs, it's perfect. Are you kidding? 420 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,983 - I have my own pool. - JACLYN: Are you sure? 421 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,194 - I want you to be happy. - Hey, guys. 422 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,029 There's like a bunch of monkeys up in the tree. 423 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,155 - Really? - LAURIE: Yeah. 424 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,156 Wow. 425 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,534 Just don't feed them. Monkeys can be aggressive. 426 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,202 - Laurie, how's your room? - LAURIE: It's great. 427 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,662 I feel like you're kind of tucked away up there. 428 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,830 I'm happy to switch. 429 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,957 No, I'm fine. The view is incredible. 430 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,292 Anyway, you paid. You should get first pick. 431 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,503 Oh my gosh. You guys, I'm happy with anything. 432 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,380 Just being here with the three of us, I'm in heaven. 433 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,132 I would sleep in a tree. 434 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,217 (SIGHS) That's too generous of you. 435 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,719 That's so nice. 436 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,305 KATE: But we're paying for our own treatments. 437 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,599 And I'm going to pay for some of your treatments, too. 438 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,059 (GASPS) Khop khun kha. 439 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,519 - (KATE LAUGHS) - LAURIE: You guys! 440 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,603 Should I open a bottle? 441 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,855 - JACLYN: Heck yeah! - Let's open a bottle. 442 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,856 (GIGGLES) 443 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,190 These are the moments we gotta celebrate. 444 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,859 A hundred percent. 445 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,194 And we're not getting any younger. 446 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,529 Well... 447 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:11,825 except you, Jac. You look amazing. 448 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,577 You look amazing. 449 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:17,204 But you look incredible. 450 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,415 You look incredible. 451 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,127 You look the same as you did 20 years ago. 452 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,546 Oh, okay. (LAUGHS) 453 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,466 You both do. 454 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,218 Yeah, but you look like you just got pushed out of a birth canal. 455 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,053 - (KATE LAUGHS) - Oh, God. 456 00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:35,764 - Who's your doctor? - Shut up. Who's your doctor? 457 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,266 I don't know why you'd want to know 458 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,393 'cause he's not as good as your doctor. 459 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,855 I haven't done anything. Except for, you know, 460 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:43,565 a little maintenance. 461 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,567 The basics. 462 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,568 Me too. 463 00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,403 - Mm-hmm. - (LAUGHS) 464 00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,989 - Thanks. - (SIGHS) 465 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,910 To Thailand. To monkeys. 466 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,578 - To self-care. - (KATE LAUGHS) 467 00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,080 - And a week of new memories. - Yes. 468 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,665 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 469 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,335 ALL: Cheers. 470 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,423 To the greatest friends I have ever known. 471 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,426 ♪ (SINGER VOCALIZING) ♪ 472 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,638 Seriously, you'll never know how much I love you. 473 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,306 I feel the exact same way. 474 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,558 I look at you two... 475 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,894 It's like I'm looking in a mirror. 476 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:22,603 (CHUCKLES) 477 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,439 (ALL CHUCKLING) 478 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,735 - ♪ (MELLOW FOLK SONG PLAYING) ♪ - ♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪ 479 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,549 Sawatdee kha. This is for you, Khun Belinda. 480 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,968 Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. 481 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,636 We are so happy to have you here. 482 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,012 It's been a rough couple years, 483 00:25:57,013 --> 00:26:00,140 and when this program opened up, it was a blessing. 484 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:03,269 I think the universe knew I needed something. (LAUGHS) 485 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,854 Anyway, I just want to thank you in advance 486 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,274 for sharing your knowledge with me. 487 00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:10,276 - Khop khun kha. - Khop khun kha. 488 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:13,195 - (BIRDS TWITTERING) - (ANIMALS CALLING) 489 00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:16,491 It's beautiful. It's truly beautiful. 490 00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,829 - Oh my God! - Oh! What? What? 491 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,205 - Oh! Don't, don't, don't. - No, no, no. 492 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:26,626 - Oh my God! What was that? - Uh, monitor lizard. 493 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:31,338 Not dangerous. No worry, no worry. Come here. 494 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,424 - (GROANS) - It's okay. 495 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,051 (SHUSHES) 496 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,805 In time, lizards will become your friends. 497 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,682 BELINDA LINDSEY: No. Uh-uh. No, Pornchai. 498 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,017 (BOTH LAUGH) 499 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:46,812 PORNCHAI: This is Brahma, the creator, a Hindu God. 500 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,356 And that is spirit house. 501 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,985 Thai people believe that spirits are everywhere, 502 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:57,407 so we give them offerings for good luck and protection. 503 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,503 (WIND WHISTLING) 504 00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:14,506 - ♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (CHIMES TINKLING) 505 00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:15,549 (WINGS FLUTTER) 506 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:20,597 (WATER RIPPLING) 507 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:31,815 I pray that your time here brings you good memories 508 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,400 and good results. 509 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:36,696 Thank you. I pray for that, too. 510 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,242 - PORNCHAI: Okay, careful. - (BELINDA CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 511 00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:43,411 (PORNCHAI CHUCKLES) 512 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:59,711 (SPEAKS THAI) 513 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,443 GAITOK: 514 00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:23,618 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 515 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:29,749 (MOOK SIGHS) 516 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,086 (GAITOK CHUCKLES) 517 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:02,782 GAITOK: 518 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:26,139 ♪ (SOOTHING FOLK SONG PLAYING) ♪ 519 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:30,351 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 520 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,402 ♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪ 521 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:25,532 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 522 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,469 ♪ ("KUEN KUEN LUENG LUENG" BY SROENG SANTI PLAYING) ♪ 523 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,984 ♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪ 524 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:43,902 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 525 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:49,407 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 526 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,728 (IN ENGLISH) Should we check it out? 527 00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,377 Isn't that why we came here? 528 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,048 I'm just not ready yet. 529 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,927 It's cool though, right? 530 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,388 Yeah? (CHUCKLES) 531 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:21,689 Well, if we're not gonna go in, I might 532 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:23,566 head back. 533 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,525 Okay. 534 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:27,046 I think I'm gonna stay a little longer. 535 00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,029 All right. 536 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,197 PIPER: Thanks for coming with me. 537 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,450 - Yeah. Later. - Bye. 538 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,050 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 539 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,802 Hey. Hey! 540 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,012 Hey, babe. Come on. 541 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:55,389 - You fall asleep now... - (VICTORIA SIGHS) 542 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,848 ...you're gonna regret it later. 543 00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,935 Did we have to go halfway around the world? 544 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:04,272 Couldn't she write her thesis on her own religion? 545 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:07,443 She could have interviewed the Archbishop of Canterbury. 546 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,113 We could have stayed at Claridge's. 547 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:12,198 TIMOTHY: Hmm. 548 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,537 (SIGHS) 549 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:20,123 (NOTIFICATION DINGS) 550 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,752 BART NIXON: (OVER VOICEMAIL) Mr. Ratliff, this is Bart Nixon 551 00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:26,920 at the Wall Street Journal. 552 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:29,548 I've been trying to reach you. I'm on a deadline. 553 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,258 If you could call me back when you get this 554 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:35,595 at 771-444-5801. 555 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:38,641 It's somewhat urgent, so I hope to hear from you soon. 556 00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,981 ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 557 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,149 Some guy from the Wall Street Journal 558 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,234 keeps calling me. 559 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:02,749 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 560 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:12,425 Lochy! Loch! 561 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,802 LOCHLAN: Yo. 562 00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:18,472 - Yo, how were the monks? - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 563 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,973 LOCHLAN: They were chilling. 564 00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,809 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 565 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,938 Dude, those long plane rides make me so fucking horny. 566 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:30,026 It's like a lot of hot women away from home, 567 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,696 no one to answer to, acting all anonymous. 568 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:37,657 It's like printing money. 569 00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:41,788 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - ♪ (DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 570 00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:44,665 Cougars. 571 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,378 Hey. Hey. 572 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,548 We saw you guys on the boat earlier. 573 00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:55,342 - Oh, yeah. - SAXON: Yeah. 574 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:56,594 - Yes, hi. - SAXON: Hi. 575 00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:58,637 I'm Saxon. 576 00:34:58,638 --> 00:34:59,918 This is my little brother, Lochy. 577 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:02,475 Hi. 578 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,685 You guys should get in the pool. 579 00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,605 I mean, the temperature's perfect. 580 00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:09,148 Sounds fun. 581 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:14,644 Hey, you're on TV, aren't you? 582 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,198 - (CHUCKLES) Yeah. - SAXON: Yeah. 583 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:21,952 Yeah, I... I recognize you. (CHUCKLES) 584 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,412 Yeah, thanks. 585 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,624 Very cool. 586 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,919 All right. I have... 587 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:36,801 (SIGHS) 588 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:47,812 Psst! Hey. 589 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,484 How do you... How do you get a drink around here? 590 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,611 You walk up to the bar, and you order one. 591 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,204 - (LAUGHS) - (LOCHLAN CHUCKLES) 592 00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:07,373 (LAUGHS) 593 00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:09,750 (LAUGHS) 594 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,296 Hey, it's a numbers game, Loch. 595 00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:16,549 You gotta play the numbers. 596 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,678 (CHUCKLES) 597 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:25,391 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 598 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,770 So, I'm... I'm here the whole three months? 599 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:35,400 - Yes. - (LAUGHS) 600 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:38,612 You know, you sure know how to treat a burnt-out bitch. 601 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,822 I mean, there's two beds. That's perfect. 602 00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:42,157 You know, my son's coming to visit. 603 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,284 Oh, what a lucky young man. 604 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:47,621 Uh, tomorrow, I'll come by at 9:00, 605 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,289 and I'll walk you to the center. 606 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,749 That's amazing. 607 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,626 Khop khun kha, Pornchai. 608 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,378 Yin dee khrap. Have a pleasant stay. 609 00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:56,464 Thank you. 610 00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,051 (BELINDA SIGHS) 611 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,096 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 612 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:08,726 ♪ ("THAI SONG" BY PLAY & PAUSE: WORLD PLAYING) ♪ 613 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,354 Okay, then. 614 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,440 (CHUCKLES) 615 00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:26,035 (ANIMALS CALLING) 616 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:41,926 ♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪ 617 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,365 You know what this reminds me of? 618 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,450 When we did that sketch in school, 619 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,661 and we were all one person. 620 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:11,414 And Jaclyn, of course, was the face. 621 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,040 What do you mean, of course? 622 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,459 And we hid behind you, and I had my hands 623 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:20,046 in some shoes, and I was your feet, and... 624 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,716 And I was the arms. And I put lipstick on. 625 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,259 I got it all over your face, 626 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,094 and I brushed your teeth. Remember? 627 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:29,765 - KATE: (LAUGHS) Yes, I do. You... - Oh my God! Right! 628 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:36,522 ♪ (SINGING CONTINUES) ♪ 629 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,857 Isn't that cool? 630 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:43,737 So, when are you interviewing this celebrated monk, Piper? 631 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,238 I'm gonna go by the monastery tomorrow 632 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,324 and set it up. 633 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,576 You mean you came all the way here, 634 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,454 and you haven't set it up already? 635 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,374 Don't worry, Dad. He's not going anywhere. 636 00:38:58,502 --> 00:38:59,503 Huh. 637 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:01,671 What about you, Loch? 638 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,466 What are your goals for the week? 639 00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:09,179 Don't have homework, so, uh, probably just take it easy. 640 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,431 Hm. I saw in the spa catalogue 641 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,975 they got a treatment for posture. 642 00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:15,894 Keep your spine straight. 643 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,937 If you're going to sit in front of a computer your whole life, 644 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,398 it'd be good not to be a hunchback. 645 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:21,901 Yeah? 646 00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,903 Well, I don't know. 647 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,614 I also have a big decision to make, too. 648 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,451 So I'll probably spend some time thinking about that. 649 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:31,911 What decision? 650 00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:35,288 College. 651 00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:37,333 What's the decision? You got into Duke. 652 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,085 You're going to Duke. 653 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,341 (MOUTHS SILENTLY) 654 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:51,806 (WHISPERS) Tar Heel. 655 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:57,143 ♪ (SINGING CONTINUES) ♪ 656 00:39:57,144 --> 00:40:00,814 - (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) - Oops. 657 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:03,358 Dad, what are you doing? You're not supposed to have your... 658 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,651 - TIMOTHY: Hello? - What are you doing? 659 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,152 No, don't take it in here. Go outside. 660 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,655 Hold... Hold on a second. Where am I meant to go? 661 00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:09,989 I don't know! The lobby! 662 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,742 - She said not to have it in, like, public spaces. Come on. - Out. 663 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:16,121 - (BLOWS RASPBERRY) All right. - Oh my God. 664 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,499 ♪ (FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 665 00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:29,385 Ooh. I don't mean to complain, but that's not very much. 666 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,140 She wants you to taste it. 667 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:37,893 - Oh! Oh. - Yeah. 668 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:47,193 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's delicious. - Good. 669 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:51,156 (WINE POURING INTO GLASS) 670 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:52,240 (WHISPERS) Just a bit more. 671 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,700 (MOUTHS) 672 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,618 What... What is this shit? 673 00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:56,744 (WHISPERS) Khop khun kha. 674 00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:58,538 RICK HATCHETT: Gluten-free rice and coconut balls? 675 00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,791 What are we, at a fucking fat farm? 676 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,170 Oh, this is so on-brand for you. 677 00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:08,257 To be a victim of your own decisions. 678 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:12,343 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 679 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:14,345 FABIAN: Good evening, ladies. 680 00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:15,597 - Hi. - KATE: Hi! 681 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:16,806 - FABIAN: Hello. - JACLYN: Hi! 682 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,183 How's your villa? 683 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,784 - JACLYN: Oh my God. They're so beautiful. - LAURIE: I saw monkeys! 684 00:41:20,936 --> 00:41:23,229 We gave you my favorite. 685 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:25,565 A table of such beautiful ladies. 686 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,358 (GIGGLING) Thank you. 687 00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,236 You know, when we were little, people would always mix us up. 688 00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:31,447 Couldn't tell us apart. 689 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,533 But then Jaclyn got famous, so... 690 00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:36,409 SRITALA: Mmm. 691 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,578 Khun Sritala was an actress herself. 692 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:41,456 Were you? I believe that. 693 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,416 Many, many years ago. 694 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,210 She's going to sing tomorrow night, 695 00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:46,628 so you must come here for dinner. 696 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,921 We wouldn't miss it. 697 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:51,090 I have some popular songs in Thailand. 698 00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:54,427 And then, I married my husband. He's an American. 699 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,428 Hmm. 700 00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:57,931 Khun Sritala is very famous here in Thailand. 701 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:01,059 Also a pioneer in the wellness space. 702 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,727 - JACLYN: Really? - Yeah. 703 00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:05,981 Um, I have autoimmune disease. 704 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:11,361 So I learned all about health and wellness. 705 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,988 I even wrote books. 706 00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:14,447 Uh, no, no, no. 707 00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:18,410 (SOFTLY) Stop, stop, stop. No. No, no. No, no. 708 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:22,790 (CHUCKLES) 709 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,585 You know what? I... I'm not going to eat. 710 00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:28,837 What's going on with you? 711 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:30,673 I'm just not hungry. 712 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,344 You know, I think the cosmos brought us together 713 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,472 so that we could get to the root of your issues. 714 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,141 No, I'm gonna help you get your joy back. 715 00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:43,142 - RICK: Yeah? - Yeah. 716 00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:45,478 Mm. Good luck with that. 717 00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:47,021 - FABIAN: Goodnight. - SRITALA: See you tomorrow. 718 00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:48,648 Even if it kills me. 719 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,984 SRITALA: Goodnight. Sawatdee kha. 720 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,694 You know what? I'm gonna go have a smoke 721 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,320 and go back to the room. 722 00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:56,407 You wanna get into some tantric later? 723 00:42:58,742 --> 00:42:59,910 Would that make you happy? 724 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:02,955 (SIGHS) 725 00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:21,974 ♪ (MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 726 00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:48,875 BART: (OVER PHONE) Thank you for taking my call. 727 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:49,959 Do you have a minute? 728 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,046 Well, I'm in Thailand on vacation with my family. 729 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:55,381 So, you know, a minute. Sure. 730 00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:57,884 BART: I'm writing a piece on Kenneth Nguyen. 731 00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:02,013 Did you work with him in 2018 to set up a fund called Sho-Kel? 732 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,140 Can you confirm that? 733 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,643 (CHUCKLES, STAMMERS) Sorry. 734 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,228 What is this article even about? W... 735 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,563 BART: We're looking into Sho-Kel 736 00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:14,400 and Mr. Nguyen's relationship to the government of Brunei. 737 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,778 Well, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you much there because, 738 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:19,238 uh, I mean, I know Kenny moved to Brunei, 739 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,408 but I haven't seen or spoken to him for, I don't know, 740 00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:24,952 four years at least. Um... 741 00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:26,287 - BART: Well... - Anyway, look, I... 742 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,748 Like I said, uh, um, I'm on vacation with my family, 743 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,416 - and, uh... - BART: I'm sorry, could you... 744 00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:32,585 May... Why don't you put all your questions in an email, 745 00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:34,212 send it to my office, and I'll get back to you 746 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:37,090 'cause it's really... it's really not a good time. 747 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,759 BART: We're running the story this week. 748 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,929 Well, you know, good luck with that. 749 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:46,307 - And, uh, thanks a lot. Bye-bye. - BART: Could you at least... 750 00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:47,393 (PHONE BEEPS) 751 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:53,315 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 752 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,449 Kenny. It's Tim. I was just talking to a guy 753 00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:07,496 from the Wall Street Journal asking questions about Sho-Kel. 754 00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:09,832 You know about this? 755 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,459 Anyway, uh, just... give me a call. 756 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,169 I'm in Thailand, so I don't know... 757 00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:17,130 Whatever time it is, I'll try and pick up. 758 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,967 But you... But call me, Kenny. Okay? Call me. 759 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,801 (PHONE BEEPS) 760 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:25,179 ♪ (FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 761 00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:26,473 (SIGHS) 762 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:32,104 - How's your night? - Fuck off. 763 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:35,482 Fuckin' prick. 764 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,657 - SAXON: What's up, Dad? - Hey. 765 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:47,618 - Anything I can help with? - Uh, it's nothing. 766 00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:50,663 Well, if it was nothing, then why did you take it? 767 00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:53,332 'Cause it was something, and I'm gonna handle it, 768 00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,501 and then it will be nothing. 769 00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:58,838 Okay, y'all, the point is to be present. 770 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:02,384 - Here. Now. Okay? - Yeah. 771 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,053 - PIPER: Thank you. - Okay. 772 00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:09,141 Mom. 773 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:12,185 (LOUDER) Mom. 774 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,729 - (INHALES) - LOCHLAN: Mom. 775 00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,274 - You were asleep. - (LAUGHS) 776 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:18,942 Scratch my arm. 777 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,028 (SCOFFS) Okay. 778 00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:25,865 Feels so good. 779 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:30,037 ♪ (MELODIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 780 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:45,052 ♪ (MUSIC TURNS OMINOUS) ♪ 781 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:07,199 ♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 782 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:11,203 ♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪ 783 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:31,390 Hi, Nat. Um, can I get a Mauresque please? 784 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:32,975 Khop khun kha. 785 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,645 I love your outfit. 786 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,064 Thank you. 787 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,525 I love your teeth. 788 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:44,443 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 789 00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:47,446 - You're from England, right? - Yeah. 790 00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:49,448 I used to go to London all the time for work. 791 00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:51,033 - CHELSEA: Ooh, for work? - Yeah. 792 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:55,121 - CHELSEA: What was your work? - No, just, you know, modeling. 793 00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:57,623 Oh, how glamorous. 794 00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:00,001 - Are you from London? - No, I'm from Manchester. 795 00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:03,462 Oh, okay. Are you here by yourself? 796 00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:06,132 No. My boyfriend's hiding from me. 797 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,259 No way, that's like my boyfriend. 798 00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,635 Your boyfriend hides from you? 799 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:12,471 Yeah. I mean, he just tells me to get lost 800 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:13,806 because I get on his nerves. 801 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,308 - Ugh! - But honestly, 802 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,601 he's so fucking boring, 803 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,520 - I almost don't even care. - (CHUCKLES) 804 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:22,816 How long have you been here for? 805 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:24,567 A year. 806 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,152 You've been at this hotel for a year? 807 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:28,905 (CHUCKLES) No, no. We have a house at the top of the hill. 808 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,782 We just come down here to eat, but we just got in a fight, 809 00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:33,201 so I'm letting him cool off. 810 00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:35,704 He's behind me, the bald guy. 811 00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,833 The one with the orange shirt. 812 00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:42,002 Oh. 813 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,259 Yeah, you'll notice a lot of bald White guys 814 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,678 - in Thailand. - Yeah? 815 00:48:52,554 --> 00:48:54,514 The locals call them LBHs. 816 00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,225 Losers back home. 817 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,019 Oh. 818 00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:03,482 Thank you, Nat. 819 00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:06,193 My boyfriend's going bald. 820 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,071 So much in common. 821 00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:10,530 We really do. 822 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,533 (CHUCKLES) 823 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,077 What are you having? Martini? 824 00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:18,537 - CHELSEA: Yes, please. - Nat, another martini, please. 825 00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:19,873 - Thank you. - Thank you. 826 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,919 - Hey, let's get pissed. - Let's get pissed. 827 00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,504 BOTH: Cheers. 828 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:27,838 CHLOE: It's so nice to meet you. 829 00:49:27,839 --> 00:49:29,256 CHELSEA: So nice to meet you. 830 00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:31,592 ♪ (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 831 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:32,718 BELINDA: I mean it. 832 00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,971 Everybody's so nice, and I love the culture. 833 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:37,515 They're always lighting candles, and everything smells so good. 834 00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,725 (GASPS) Oh! and I saw two Black people tonight, 835 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:42,645 and they weren't staff. (LAUGHS) 836 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:45,231 - ZION: That's awesome, Mom. - So, you got a final today? 837 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:47,900 ZION: Yeah, I have microeconomics this morning, 838 00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:49,068 then statistics Wednesday. 839 00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:51,445 And then, I'm coming to see you. 840 00:49:51,446 --> 00:49:54,532 I can't wait. I don't know what I expected, 841 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:57,451 but I'm starting to feel like something good's going to come out of this. 842 00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:58,578 ZION: You deserve it, Mom. 843 00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:01,330 All right. I'm gonna let you go. 844 00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:04,083 I love you, and I miss you. 845 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,918 And, uh, good luck on your finals. 846 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,587 - ZION: Love you. - Bye. 847 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:11,882 - (LEAVES RUSTLING) - Oh! 848 00:50:11,883 --> 00:50:14,427 No, no, no, no. The fuck was that? 849 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:15,428 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 850 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:18,390 Uh-uh. No snake falling on my head. Uh-uh. 851 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,684 Mm-mm. Not today. 852 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:31,610 Okay, Jac, I know that it's nice to have 853 00:50:31,611 --> 00:50:34,238 the red carpet rolled out for you all the time, 854 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,116 but is it weird to have people constantly kissing your ass? 855 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,576 Because I think I would go crazy. 856 00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:43,373 (CHUCKLES) It's fine. I always have to be gracious. 857 00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:46,625 And I can't have a bad day in public anymore. 858 00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:49,212 And I'm sure you have to wonder about people's motives. 859 00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:52,131 I mean, I even get that. 860 00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:55,301 Everyone in Austin knows about Dave and his company. 861 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:57,970 And there's so many times I think someone wants 862 00:50:57,971 --> 00:51:00,639 to be my friend because they like me. 863 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,184 I mean, I think I'm cool. 864 00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:04,477 But then I realize, 865 00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,520 pretty quickly, they have some agenda. 866 00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:07,605 - They... - JACLYN: Mm-hmm. 867 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:10,483 ...you know, want a donation or a job for their kid, 868 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:13,361 or want me to get them on some board. 869 00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:15,196 I'm not complaining. 870 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,866 I'm lucky to be in a position to help people. 871 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:20,160 - But... - We're all lucky. 872 00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:22,412 - We're so lucky. - JACLYN: Yeah. 873 00:51:23,997 --> 00:51:25,831 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 874 00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:28,667 I am always bragging that I know you, 875 00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:30,336 and people don't believe we're friends. 876 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,004 And I'm like, "I'm telling you, 877 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:33,881 she's like one of my closest friends." 878 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,050 Yeah. 879 00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,176 Well, and you. 880 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:40,012 Your kids are gorgeous, your beautiful homes. 881 00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:41,723 You're totally winning life. 882 00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,017 Well, look at you. 883 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:47,061 Now, you've found the man of your dreams. 884 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,271 Oh my God. Who would have ever thought? 885 00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,523 KATE AND JACLYN: Right? 886 00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:54,360 (BOTH LAUGH) 887 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:57,447 - KATE: Yeah. - Oh, and Laurie. 888 00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:02,661 You just... Everything you do is just so hard. 889 00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:06,413 You know, you've always been so impressive. 890 00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:09,042 I mean, that corporate world is so tough. 891 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,210 Yeah. 892 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:13,003 KATE: And your daughter seems like 893 00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:14,130 she is turning into 894 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,424 - a really cool girl. - JACLYN: Mmm. 895 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,261 Yeah? 896 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:20,971 Yeah. 897 00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,181 Thanks. (CHUCKLES) 898 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,225 Dave said, 899 00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:28,853 "So, what, you're going on a midlife crisis trip 900 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:29,895 with your girlfriends?" 901 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:32,439 And I was like, "Dave, 902 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,860 it is not a midlife crisis trip. 903 00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:37,611 It's a victory tour." 904 00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:41,407 - Victory tour. I love that. - (KATE LAUGHS) 905 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:43,868 - JACLYN: That's it. - Hmm. 906 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,663 You guys, I think the jet lag is catching up to me. (SNIFFS) 907 00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,581 Oh! I'm gonna go to bed. 908 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,291 Hey, I'll help you with the door. 909 00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:51,584 LAURIE: Okay, night night. 910 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:54,087 - Mmm. Bye. - Good night. 911 00:52:55,755 --> 00:52:56,797 Night night. Love you, too. 912 00:52:56,798 --> 00:52:57,965 - Love you both. - KATE: I'll get... 913 00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,726 - I'll get the door. - LAURIE: Oh, thank you. 914 00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:09,811 (SIGHS) 915 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:30,749 (SOBS) 916 00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:37,547 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 917 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:44,387 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 918 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,584 LUANG POR TEERA: Identity is a prison. 919 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:18,838 No one is spared this prison. 920 00:54:20,131 --> 00:54:24,552 Rich man, poor man, success or failure. 921 00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:30,557 We build the prison, lock ourselves inside, 922 00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:32,394 then throw away the key. 923 00:54:36,898 --> 00:54:39,233 SAXON: You shouldn't humor her bullshit. 924 00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:41,486 All right? She has issues she needs to deal with. 925 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,114 What are her issues? 926 00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:48,576 Well, for one, which I'm sure you've noticed... 927 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,371 she's pretty hot. 928 00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,376 But I don't think she's ever been laid before. 929 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:03,048 Look, Buddhism is for people that want to suppress in life. 930 00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:05,092 They're afraid. Don't get attached. 931 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:08,930 Don't have desires. Don't even try. 932 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,557 Just sit there in a lotus position 933 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:12,766 with a thumb up your ass. 934 00:55:12,767 --> 00:55:14,977 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 935 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:17,730 But, I mean, it is good to want things. 936 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,274 You know, as long as you can get 'em. 937 00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:22,359 I mean, getting what you want in life, 938 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,737 that's happiness, bro. 939 00:55:25,905 --> 00:55:26,906 But... 940 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,453 what do I want, I guess? 941 00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,913 Pussy. 942 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:38,417 Money, freedom, respect. I mean, look, you're... 943 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,753 you're smart and good-looking, Loch. 944 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,755 I mean, sure, we need to buff you up a little bit, 945 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:44,299 but you've got so much ammo. 946 00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:49,471 You don't need to shrink away from life like her. 947 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:55,685 Get laid. Get everything. 948 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,605 I'm gonna help you. 949 00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:01,566 - (CHUCKLES) Thanks. - Yeah. 950 00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:05,320 No problem. (GRUNTS) 951 00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:08,531 (SIGHS) 952 00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:14,328 (CLICKS TONGUE) 953 00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:17,040 (CLEARS THROAT) So, what kind of porn do you like? 954 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:21,251 - What? - (CHUCKLES) 955 00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:27,467 Like hot teacher? Bukkake? (LAUGHS) 956 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,637 Real question is, how the fuck am I gonna jerk off 957 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:32,806 with you in here all week? 958 00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,311 Eh, I'll just go to the bathroom. 959 00:56:39,312 --> 00:56:43,316 ♪ ("ORIENTAL SUNSET IN HER EYES" BY AL LUXOR PLAYING) ♪ 960 00:56:44,692 --> 00:56:48,696 ♪ (SINGER VOCALIZING) ♪ 961 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:58,748 ♪ (SINGING IN ARABIC) ♪ 962 00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:17,142 Timothy. I just got a second wind. 963 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,978 Oh, shit. 964 00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:30,822 Don't worry. I took a Lorazepam. 965 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:44,627 That guy on the boat was such an asshole. 966 00:57:45,753 --> 00:57:48,840 Saw him in front of the hotel. Asshole again. 967 00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:53,219 - He's probably just jealous. - Huh. 968 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:56,973 I mean, you have a beautiful wife, right? 969 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,894 Yes, I do. 970 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:04,606 - The most beautiful. - Who adores you. 971 00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:09,902 You have three perfect children who worship you. 972 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,071 You have an amazing career. 973 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,657 And what does he have? 974 00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:19,704 - Cirrhosis? Lung cancer? - (CHUCKLES) 975 00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:22,290 Some bimbo he met on the internet? 976 00:58:23,374 --> 00:58:24,542 (SCOFFS) 977 00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:28,796 We have it good. No doubt. 978 00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:34,761 And it's all because of you. You did it. 979 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,557 Everyone tells me what a great man you are. 980 00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:55,406 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 981 00:59:03,915 --> 00:59:06,167 (SIGHS) 982 00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:40,410 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 983 01:00:37,925 --> 01:00:40,178 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪