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现在是凌晨4点47分，这是
it's 4 47 in the morning and this is the start of a

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500英里的旅途[掌声] 
of a 500 mile road trip [Applause]

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空气
air

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碰到了钉子而不是固定在钉子上，我只是把它留了下来，所以
ran over uh ran over a nail instead of fixing it i just kind of left it so the

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轮胎一直在漏气，我必须不断地加气
tire leaks air all the time and i gotta constantly refill it

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[鼓掌]不，我不希望你多说话
[Applause] no i don't want you to watch more talk

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好的，谢谢您保重 
all right thank you take care [Music]

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现在的威尼斯我们现在是一个非常阴暗的小镇
now venice where we are right now a very shady town

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绝对不是那种想放空气的地方
and definitely not the kind of place where you want to be out putting air in

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早上四点你的轮胎
your tire at four in the morning

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在这个社区中肯定有一些不讨人喜欢的人
there are definitely some unsavory individuals in this neighborhood that's

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为什么我有这个手电筒，如果有的话
why i've got this flashlight if there's any

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麻烦至少我能看到它的到来
trouble at least i can see it coming

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现在，公路旅行开始了
and now the uh the road trip begins in earnest

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下一站是187英里远，看起来就像是太阳升起
the next stop is uh 187 miles away looks like the sun's coming up

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[音乐]
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天还亮着我还有一个小时
the sun's out i still have another hour

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还有38分钟，直到我下一个停靠站
and 38 minutes until my next uh my next stop

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[音乐]
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如此
so

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所以这就像两天的旅行一样快速
so this is just a quick like two day road trip

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从洛杉矶到旧金山，他仍在那儿完成学业，因为
from la up to san francisco he's still up there finishing school and because of

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出行限制，但很难看到他
travel restrictions and whatnot it's been kind of hard to see him he's

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曾两次失败，但他开车要很多，我们不
been down to la a couple of times but it's a lot for him to drive and we don't

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像他因为电晕而飞翔，所以你知道我不在乎我不在乎
like him flying because of corona so you know i don't mind i don't mind an

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公路旅行不旅行的借口当然是其中之一
excuse for a road trip not traveling has certainly been one of the

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对我们来说，大流行中最艰难的方面，我不仅意味着旅行乐趣
hardest aspects of the pandemic for us and i don't just mean traveling for fun

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我的意思是喜欢旅行，看看家人出差旅行
i mean like traveling to see family traveling for business things

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那样抱怨是一件小事
like that it's a little thing to complain about

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但这件事让我有点想念
but it is something that that i kind of miss so excited for this

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旅行
trip

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所以这是嗯，这是赞助视频，不是由
so this is a um this is a sponsored video it's not sponsored by

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滴答滴答，实际上这不是要赞助的视频，但是
tick tock and actually it wasn't going to be a sponsored video but then

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乌姆·唐纳德·特朗普昨天宣布，他将禁止壁虱或他想要
um donald trump announced yesterday that he's going to ban tick-tock or he wants

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弯曲壁虱或其他东西，这让我想到了其中之一
to bend tick-tock or something and it made me think of one of the

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我的频道nordvpn的长期赞助商vpn是一项服务，呃
long-time sponsors of my channel nordvpn a vpn is a service that uh

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它从您的互联网服务提供商处隐藏了您的互联网流量
it hides your internet traffic from your internet service provider it

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它做了很多事情来保护您的在线状态，但这是您的使用方式
it does a lot of things to protect you online but here's how you would use

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nordvpn可以访问tiktok 
nordvpn to uh access tiktok should it ever be

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在美国禁止应用程序或互联网服务时被禁止
banned when an app or an internet service is banned in the united states

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这意味着您无法通过美国IP地址访问它
it means you can't access it from a us ip address when you have

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nordvpn，您可以选择世界上想要IP的任何国家
a nordvpn you can just choose whatever country in the world you want your ip

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地址，然后再访问壁虱滴答声
address to be from and then voila access to tick tock

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现在nordvpn确实提供了许多其他服务
now nordvpn does offer a lot of other services

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um在线保护您的身份保护您的网络流量
um protecting your identity online protecting your web traffic

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像这样重要的事情，但又做一件非常酷的事情
important things like that but also does another really cool thing

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如果您更改您的IP地址来自哪个国家
if you change what country your ip address comes from

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然后你去netflix你会得到各种各样的
and then you go to netflix you get all kinds of different

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内容也像迪斯尼加上一样真实，因此这是寻找新的和
content it's also true on like disney plus so it's a great way to find new and

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netflix上的新鲜东西，所以如果您去nordvpn.com 
fresh stuff on netflix so if you go to nordvpn.com

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在nordvpn.com上使用casey或使用code casey，您可以从三年计划中获得70 
casey or use code casey on nordvpn.com you get 70 off a three year plan they're

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很快结束这件事，所以如果您想70或三年
ending this soon so if you want that 70 off or three year

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每月订阅3.50的计划点nordvpn.com正斜杠
plan which makes the subscription 3.50 a month dot nordvpn.com forward slash

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凯西作弊的好方法netflix作弊的好方法
casey great way to cheat netflix great way to

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在禁止使用的国家/地区使用刻度线
use tick tock in countries where it's banned

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[音乐]
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所以 
so [Music]

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所以 
so [Music]

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所以这是嗯
so this is a uh this is um

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这是一个旅馆房间，呃欧文邀请我留在他的公寓里，但是作为一个
this is a hotel room uh owen invited me to stay at his apartment but as a

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这间公寓是一个很小的工作室，所以我爱孩子，但我选择留在
this apartment is a very small studio so i love the kid but i opted to stay in

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这个酒店房间，呃，嘿，小辈，我
this hotel room uh instead hey dad junior i

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到了我在旧金山
have arrived i'm in san francisco um

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我以为你可以开车来然后我们可以骑自行车去吃饭
i was thinking you could drive here and then we could bike and go eat

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你有两辆自行车，否，你会租一辆听起来不错的主意
you have two bikes no you would rent one that sounds like a great idea

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[音乐]
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这里比它冷一点
it's a little bit chillier here than it

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在洛杉矶，所以要穿上一点东西
is in la so just gonna put on a little bit something

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穿起来比较暖和
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该去找孩子了 
time to go find the kid [Music]

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所以我一直是爸爸，就像我整个成年生活一样
so i've i've been a dad my like my entire adult life uh like

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欧文的妈妈怀孕了，当时我才16岁
owen's mom was pregnant we i was 16 years old when when we got

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怀着欧文，还好，所以前几天我和
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乔治和弗兰妮，我的两个女婴，我和一个没有任何朋友的朋友在一起
georgie and franny my two baby girls and i'm with a friend who doesn't have any

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孩子们，他就像看着我和女孩子一起玩，他们很快乐，他们
kids and he's like watching me play with the girls and they're happy and they're

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可爱，他们在咯咯笑，他们在愚蠢， 
lovey and they're giggling and they're being goofy and

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他就像你知道你是什么样的凯西，你是个好爸爸，我对他snap之以鼻
he's like you know what casey you're a great dad and i snapped at him

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我就像你知道这有多容易
and i was like you have any idea how easy this is

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你知道成为一个小孩或婴儿的爸爸是多么容易
you know how easy it is to be a dad to a little kid or to a baby

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你必须确保他们的安全，你必须确保他们吃得饱而且他们
you got to keep them safe you got to make sure they're well fed and they're

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快乐，你在教他们重要的价值观，道德和类似的东西
happy and you're teaching them important values and morals and stuff like that

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这是小菜一碟，还是小工具
it's a piece of cake a little kit piece of cake try being a

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父母是一个22岁的大屁股
parent to a 22 year old grown ass

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男人 
man [Music]

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我不知道该怎么办，这真的很难
i don't know what to do it's it's really tough

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作为父亲，我的年龄越来越大，这真的很困难
as a dad it's real the older owen has gotten the harder it's been for me to

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了解我在他的生活中扮演的角色
understand what my role is in his life

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欧文很棒，他刚刚大学毕业， 
and owen is wonderful he just he graduated college and he is

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院长的名单，他只是杀了他，我为他感到骄傲
dean's list and he's just killing it and i'm so proud of him

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而且我非常爱他，但我不知道我喜欢哪里，我不知道
and i love him so much but i don't know where i like it's i don't

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知道我适合 
know where i fit in [Music]

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因此，与owen一起尝试去那里，但实际上
so with that with owen i try to just be there but it's really

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对我来说很难 
it's tough for me [Music]

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有趣的是整个旅程都很棒
what's funny is of this whole trip which has been great

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一次我真的感觉像是父亲带走了他
wonderful with owen the one time i really felt like a dad was taking him

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到杂货店，给他买杂货
to the grocery store and buying him whatever groceries

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他想要 
he wanted [Music]

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作为父母，我正在喂养我正在照顾
as a parent i'm feeding i'm taking care of

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我的孩子有人说随着年龄的增长它会变得越来越容易
my child anybody who says it gets easier as they get older is full of it

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嗯再见哥们再见我明天见
and uh all right bye buddy bye i'll see you tomorrow

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明天见，很有趣，好的，仍然很好，只是我看着他
see you tomorrow that was fun right okay it's still great it's just i look at him

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我想念那个我确切知道该怎么做的小男孩
and i miss that little boy where i knew exactly what to

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我为你感到骄傲吗？ 
do i'm proud of you owen owen doesn't watch

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我的YouTube视频，他不是，他太聪明了
my youtube videos he doesn't he's too smart for that

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如此
so

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你
you