【Summerland-盛夏堂字幕组】 翻译： AnnY 安致富BRA
【Summerland-盛夏堂字幕组】 校对： AnnY 后期： 安致富BRA
每个学期回学校都觉得很怪异 大家四目相对 Every year, it's weird going back to school. Seeing each other face-to-face again,
不过好在有我的两个最好麻吉在 贾妮思跟艾米丽 but at least I have my best friends, Janice and Emily.
我们现在是慢动作 因为女神们都这样出场 We're in slo-mo, 'cause that's how all the hot girls always show up.
开玩笑啦 Just kidding.
我们只是在假装无所谓而已 尤其是在男生面前 We just wanna look like we don't care. Especially in front of the guys.
这就是本人的无所谓 And this is me not caring.
这边是贾妮思跟罗伊德 假装搞得关系复杂 And that's Janice and Lloyd, pretending to be very complicated.
然后是温 好吧 貌似没人在意他 And Wen, well, nobody seems to care about him.
好吧 怎样啊? Hello, what's happening?
不过 在友谊面前 我说的真挚的友谊 好比我跟凯尔 But when it comes to friendship, and I mean real friendship, like with me and Kyle,
根本用不着假装无所谓 you can officially care and just be yourself.
噢 她嘛... Oh, and her...
我管她叫粘粘胶 因为她见一个黏一个 We call her the Post it, 'cause she sticks to every guy
还装得特别爱他们一样 管她的 and pretends that she loves them. Whatever.
我只知道 我厌倦了假装了 All I know is I'm sick of all the pretending.
其实我就想愉快的度过一年 The truth is I just wanna have a great year.
就像去年 我与查德坠入爱河一样 Just like last year when I fell in love with Chad.
"一辈子" "Forever."
说到一辈子 凯尔跟我的友谊差不多也快一辈子了 Speaking of forever, that's how long Kyle and I have been friends.
你在哪儿?
我在这儿呢 I'm here.
希望我们一直这样下去 I hope it always stays that way.
总之 我们在这人潮人涌中 Anyway, here we are just going with the flow.
试着去爱 去笑 去生活 Trying to love, live and laugh out loud.
Lol有笑脸的意思
这样很好 因为我名字叫洛拉 可人们都叫我洛洛 Which is nice, 'cause my name is Lola, but everyone calls me Lol.
母女情深 【盛夏堂出品】
伙计 天杀的她竟然抢了我的查地格包包! Dude, I cannot believe she hijacked my Zadig bag!
我还是特别订制的呢 I had to special order this thing.
天呐 你的新歌太好听了 Oh, my God, your new song is amazing.
喜欢么? You liked it?
那段吉他独奏太赞了! That guitar solo is hot!
女士们 欢迎返校 Ladies, ladies, welcome back.
好了 温 想都别想 行吗 Okay, Wen, don't even try, okay.
你知道你想要我的 -好吧 You know you want me. - Yeah.
我想要你让我一个人呆着 Okay, I want you to leave me alone now.
我喜欢 就你一个 今晚? -是 是 I like it. Alone. Tonight? - Yeah. Yes.
很好 今晚见 一个人哟 Good, I'll see you tonight, alone.
我的上帝 他简直帅疼我了 Oh, my God, he is so gorgeous it hurts.
就为了他你尽然去学三角函数 I can't believe you're taking trig class just for him.
没有没想我? -当然 -你想我没 So you missed me? - Yeah. did you miss me?
你的野营辅导员当的怎样? How was the camp counselor thing?
太暴虐了 It was brutal.
你都没给我电话短信 You didn't call or text me.
我有 你没收到有点延时了 I did. You just didn't get it because there was no reception.
还有 我跟一个女孩好了一阵 也是辅导员 Plus, I kind of hooked up with this girl, another counselor.
好吧 没什么 我只是.. Yeah, no problem. I just...
就那么一次而已 It was just a onetime thing.
不 没关系 我很高兴你说出来 No, it's cool, I'm happy you said that.
因为 我也跟个男生好过 就想试试 'Cause I hooked up with somebody, too. Just to try it.
我真心希望你还留着他的号码 我不想看到你最后落单 I really hope you kept his number. I mean, I'd hate for you to end up all alone.
已经设一键拨号了 Got it on speed dial.
嘿 洛拉 没事吧? Hey, Lola, you okay?
洛拉! Lola!
洛拉 怎么了? Hey, Lola, you okay?
你的排球课怎么了? Hey, so what happened with volleyball?
我闹肚子了 I got a stomachache.
那么你做海豚 他叫什么名字? So, you'll be the dolphin. What's his name?
洛拉 那是巴西剃么? Lola, is that a Brazilian?
老妈! Mom!
妈什么? Mom, what?
没什么 这是我的身体...我自己来处理 Nothing, it's just... It's my body and I'll take care of it how I want to.
不 不行 我可不能让你弄的跟A片明星一样 No, it's not. And I'm not going to let you be a porn star.
A片明星是什么? What's a porn star?
没什么 -没什么 Nothing. - Nothing.
你还没跟男孩子内个过吧 你会跟我说的 对吧? You haven't done anything with boys. I mean, you would tell me, right?
是的 老妈 我会告诉你 Yes, Mom. I would tell you.
我只是想泡个澡轻松一下 跟家人在一起 I just want to take a nice, relaxing shower and hang outwith my family.
你却在这个时候审问我的剃毛问题 And then, here you go, putting me on trial for my grooming choices.
我已经不是小孩了 I'm not a baby any more.
嘿 回来把衣服捡起来 Hey, and come back and pick up these clothes.
我是你妈 不是保姆 I'm not your maid.
母亲们不是应该有什么"保护本能"的吗? "Aren't mothers supposed to have some kind of protective instinct?"
她根本不知道我发生了什么 今天糟透了 "She has no idea what it's like out there This was so not a perfect day."
洛拉: 抱抱
我的小宝贝! My baby!
我爱你妈妈 -我也爱你 I love you, Mom. - I love you, too.
老妈 快点 老妈 赶紧的 你要害我迟到了 Mom, hurry. Mom, come on, you're making me late.
那你就起早点 我又不是你的车夫 Then wake up earlier. I'm not your chauffeur.
我连咖啡都没来得及喝 I haven't even had my coffee yet.
洛拉 那是我的毛衣吗? 别再蹭我的东西了 Lola, is that my sweater? Quit stealing my things.
是吗 老妈 想让我冻死吗? Oh, yeah, Mom, you want me to freeze?
看情况吧 冻死你会乖了吗? Depends, will it make you nicer?
我在这开着车送你去学校 心想着"这样挺好" So here I am, driving you to school, thinking, "This will be great."
"我们可以谈谈心 互相增进一下感情" "We can have some good conversation. We can connect with one another."
你倒好 沉浸在自己的对话框里 把我框在外面 But here you are in your bubble and I'm not in that bubble.
我就在跟前呢 就在这呢 And I'm right here. I'm right here.
喂 喂 喂! -咋了? 给 给 Hey, hey, hey! - What? Here. Here.
唱 Go.
你们迟到的理由是? And your reason for being late is?
你肯定会笑话的 Well, you're going to laugh.
这已经是我的笑脸的 This is as much as I laugh.
看到她表情了吗? -是呀 她看上我了 Did you see her face? - Yeah, she totally wants me.
闭嘴! Shut up!
跟查德和好了吗? So, did you make up with Chad?
没有 No.
我只是想说 如果我是他 绝不会放你走的 Well, I just want you to know that if I were him, I'd never let you go.
可你不是他 Yeah, but you're not him.
我知道我们是哥们 但我也不总是赞同他 I know we're friends, but I don't always agree with him.
我知道 I know.
我还想我们继续做朋友 And I kind of want us to stay friends.
我也是 Me too.
酷 Cool.
X的平方等于9X加4B B等于9 C等于14 X squared equals 9X plus 4B. B equals 9, C equals 14.
有问题吗? Any questions?
大家注意听 我们继续 下一个步骤 All right, pay attention. Let's keep it moving, people. Next equation.
艾米丽 这个你会解吗? Emily, can you solve this?
需要我给你解一遍吗? Do you need some help solving this?
好的 其实很简单 Okay, well, it's not that complicated.
首先 找到F的区间 我们必须知道F的... First, to find the range for F, we must solve for the inverse of...
F负数的一次幂 F to the negative first power.
X等于X加1分之... X equals X plus one over...
X加1分之X减2 X plus one over X minus two.
能听懂吗? Yeah, you got that?
能 -大家都懂了吗? Yeah. - Okay. Everybody got that?
抱歉 迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
没事 请进 Yeah, yeah, come in.
伙计 女生们都发春了吧 Man, the girls are in heat.
是呀 你肯定知道 Yeah, you would know.
什么? What?
你怎么了? What's your problem?
都安静!
这不好笑 想到校长办公室去吃吗? That's not funny. Do you want to go to the principal's office?
咋了? 这是法国面包啊 What? It's a French baguette.
抱歉迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
上课时间8点整
对不起 -别咯噔咯噔的了 安静 Sorry. - Hey, enough with the feet. Quiet, please.
还有你 收起来 课堂上不许吃东西 And you, put it away. We do not eat in class.
不许用手机
谁先在教室里用手... The first one who uses his...
再这样 我就取消这假期去巴黎的旅行 Keep it up, I'll cancel the spring break trip to Paris.
你们今年别想骚扰我了!
嗨 Hi.
谢谢 Thanks.
我妈妈想问 你做不做家教什么的? So, my mom wanted to know if you do any home tutoring classes.
教什么? Tutoring for what?
当然是三角函数 For trig, of course.
给你妈妈? For your mother?
不 给我 No, for me.
对噢 抱歉 Right, right, right. Sorry.
不 抱歉 我这学期已经排满了 No, no, I'm sorry, I'm already all booked up this semester.
连周五晚上也满了吗? Wait, even on Friday nights?
没错 周五晚上都满了 Yeah. Even on Friday nights.
那太可惜了 真的 Well, that's too bad. Yeah.
我想我们只能...平时见咯? I guess I'll just... I'll see you around, then?
好的 课堂上见 Yeah, I'll see you in class.
好的 平时见 Okay, I'll see you around.
课堂上见 I'll see you in class.
好的 Okay.
我过去找他说话 他都脸红了 When I went to talk to him in the class, he got all blushy.
他都害羞了 -天呐 他是你老师啊 He got all red when I was talking to him. - Oh, God! He's your teacher.
不 我不在乎 -闭嘴 No, I don't care. - Shut up.
嘿 查德在那边 你要走吗? Okay, look. Chad's over there. Do you wanna go?
不 没事 -为什么? No, it's fine. - Why?
为什么? -我们走了就正合他意了 Why? - 'Cause she'd be happy if we left.
她为什么总跟他们在一起? Why is she always with them?
因为她是黏黏胶 见谁黏谁 Because she's a Post it. She sticks to everything.
就凭穿那个 不是吧 甭想 In that outfit, really? No.
我懂 I know.
我喜欢你的衣服 I really like your shirt.
那我喜欢你衣服里的东西 -嘿 住手 Yeah, I like what's under your shirt. - Hey! Stop.
怎样? -能跟你谈谈吗? What up? - Can I talk to you for a second?
去吧 -我们走 Go ahead. - Let's go.
没事的 It's all right.
那么 既然现在谁都能碰你了 So, now that you're giving it up to everybody,
我想我也能碰碰 -你没搞错吧? I figured maybe I could get some. - Are you serious?
那是怎么了? What was all that about?
干得好 伙计 -管你什么事? Classy, bro. - What do you care?
我恨查德 我恨死当初迷恋他的每一分每一秒了 "I hate Chad. I hate every stupid second I spent obsessing over him!"
浪费青春! "What a waste!"
我今晚能过去吗 -不 不能每晚都这样 - So, can I come over tonight? - No, we can't do this every night.
这哪里还叫离婚呐? What's the point of being divorced?
我勒个去! 老爸又开始跟老妈有一腿了 "Oh, my God! Dad's totally hooking up with Mom again!"
要么就是另有乾坤 "Or is it the other way around?"
不管是什么 我没法再经这个折腾了 "Whatever it is, I just can't go through this again."
好的 吉米·卡特退位之后 是罗... Okay, so after Jimmy Carter, it was Ron...
罗纳德 Ronald.
罗纳德·麦当劳叔叔么? Ronald McDonald?
你太蠢了 You're so stupid.
伊森 请你有点人性 Ethan, please try to be human.
是罗纳德·里根 Okay, so, Ronald Reagan.
我还是没法接受老妈的秘密情人就是老爸 I still can't believe the secret guy Mom's dating is Dad.
她还藏着什么? What else is she hiding?
咋了? 干嘛那副表情? What? What's With that look?
没什么 发呆 Nothing. Just looking.
好吧 继续 罗纳德·里根... Okay, so, keep going. Ronald Reagan...
把鞋脱了 -怎么? 孩子们睡着呢 Take off your shoes. - Why? The kids are sleeping.
地板会响 The floor creaks.
进自己家也得偷鸡摸狗的 -过去的家 Like a thief in my own home. - Ex-home.
你觉得我跟我前夫见面是个错误吗? You think it's a mistake I'm seeing my ex-husband again?
嗯横 Enmhen
是错? Yes?
还是 对? No?
能别说"嗯横" 给我一个正经答案行吗? Could you stop saying... And just give me a real answer?
艾米丽：我们还去乐队擂台吗?
住手 伊森 Stop it, Ethan!
去 为了凯尔
不是为查德
杰克森! Jackson!
别动 Stop it.
杰克森 闭嘴! Jackson, shut up!
别动 手塞屁眼里去 Stop it. Shove it up your ass.
老妈 你听到了吗? Mom, did you hear that?
洛拉 注意语言 Lola, language.
杰克森 我杀了你 对天发誓 Jackson! I'm going to kill you. I swear to God!
老娘听够了 拿来 给我拿来 I am so tired of that. Give it to me. Give it to me.
妈! -你丫的 Mom! - You!
妈咪! Mommy!
妈 艾米丽不让我练习 Mom, Emily won't let me practice.
晚餐时间到 It's time for dinner.
晚餐早就好了 你半小时前就该回来了 Dinner's on the table. You were supposed to be here a half an hour ago.
好啦 这就回来 Fine, okay. I'm coming back.
你知道你老爸的 -好啦 随便吧 - You know your father! - Okay. Whatever.
抱歉 各位 先闪了 Sorry, guys, I gotta bail.
闪? 老兄 还要排练呢 拜托 Bail? Dude, we got to practice. Come on.
不行我下次补上 我保证 -补上? No, I'll make it up next time, I promise. - Make it up?
伙计 不练会砸锅的 乐队擂台马上就开始了 Bro, we're gonna suck if we don't practice. Battle of the Bands is coming up.
不会砸锅的 我们付出了心血 We're not going to suck, dude. We're putting in the time.
会没事的 行吗? It's going to be fine, okay?
伙计 别的乐队天天排练 行吗? Dude, these kids practice every day, all right?
他们可不会老妈一个电话就闪人 They don't have to go home when mommy calls.
回头见 I'll see you later.
我们完了 We're so screwed.
大家都拿一张传单好吗 ? All right, come on.Everybody gets a flyer, okay?
希望大家都来看演出 不洗头乐队 We wanna see you all at the show. No Shampoo.
半决赛! Semifinals!
女生免费 快来看 不洗头乐队 男生10刀 Ladies get in free, come check us out. No Shampoo. Guys, $10.
去看看吧 Come check them out.
哪种音乐? - 独立音乐 什么都带点儿 What kind of music? - Indie. A little bit of everything.
如果你去 我就去 Well, if you're there, I'm there.
你又开始发传单了? You're passing out flyers now?
是呀 很显然 人长得靓发的也快 Yeah, but apparently, it works better if you're pretty.
你不会懂的 Like you would know.
别嫉妒了 Don't be jealous.
这你不必担心 -我从不担心 Don't worry. - I never do.
我发誓 如果都这样还不晋级... I swear, guys, if we don't make it through after that...
天呐 你们绝对行的 Oh, my God, you're going to make it.
好的 All right.
你太棒了 -真这么觉得? You did so good. - You think so?
我知道的 -谢了 I know so. - Thanks.
我知道滴 -我知道滴 "L know so." - "I know so."
你真的很棒 You really are amazing.
不 棒的是你 No, you're amazing.
凯尔! Kyle!
你来不来? You coming?
好 好 Yeah, yeah.
来吧 Come on.
下回一定会更牛 We're going to rock it next time.
他来了 There he is.
你去哪儿了? So, where you been?
查德家 忙历史作业 At Chad's. Working on our history project.
忙得怎样了? How did it go?
挺顺利 是关于工业革命的 It went really great. It's about the Industrial Revolution.
喝点汤吧 亲爱的? Hon, want some soup?
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 爸爸 还记得我跟你提起过的乐队擂台赛吗? So, hey, Dad, remember that Battle of the Bands thing I told you about?
获胜的 能签约唱片 The winners, they get a record deal.
可能只是小展示 但或许我们能受关注 It's really more of a showcase, but we might have a spot.
盐递给我一下 Pass me the salt.
听到我说的了吗? Did you hear what I said?
你听到我说的了吗? Yeah. Did you hear what I said?
等你成绩上来了 再跟我说音乐的事 We'll talk about music when your grades are better.
谢谢 Thank you.
洛拉 我说了不行 Lola, I said no.
我马上就回来 我这会儿在法院呢 I'm on my way home. I'm at the courthouse.
因为我吃了罚单 知道吗 你不用在这审问我 Because I got a ticket. You know what? Enough with this inquisition.
我们回家再说 I'm going to just see you at home.
噢 靠! Oh, shit!
不是吧? Really?
要帮忙吗? Need some help?
除非你会补鞋 Not unless you can fix this.
不是我的专长 Not exactly my skill set.
那太可惜了 -真可惜 Then too bad. - Too bad.
那么 我们要去哪儿? -什么? So, where are we going? - What?
你不能颠回去 这会儿也肯定打不到车 You can't limp home, and I doubt you'll find a cab this time of day.
他们就是不肯放我走 那给我开罚单的傻逼破条子 Well, they kept me in there forever. Stupid asshole cops, giving me a ticket.
就因为我的登记本过期了一天 Just because my registration's expired one day.
你打不到车的 You're not gonna find a cab.
相信我 我骑车很稳的 Trust me, I'm a very safe driver.
好吧 Okay.
帮你带? -好的 Need some help? - Yeah.
上来吧 愣着干嘛? Come on. What are you waiting for?
可是 你的头盔呢? 这年头警察什么都抓 But, hey, what about your helmet? The cops will just bust you for anything.
别担心 我们没事 Don't worry about it. We'll be okay.
一天愉快哈 探长 Have a good one, Detective.
你也是 一天愉快 You, too, have a good one.
好了吗? -嗯 Ready? - Yeah.
我来吧 它经常卡住 Let me help you with that. It gets stuck sometimes.
好的 Okay.
谢谢你 抱歉一棒子打死了你们整个行业 Thanks. I'm sorry I insulted your entire profession.
没关系 我都习惯了 It's okay, I'm kind of used to it.
谢谢兄台搭救 Appreciate the rescue.
随时乐意 Anytime.
他帅吗? Is he hot?
你们坏死了 You're so bad.
没意义了 因为我是不会跟什么随便的条子交往的 It doesn't matter, because I'm not gonna go out with some random cop.
好吧 那就一夜情 干净利索 一夜情 All right, well then, one night. Quick and dirty. One night.
不了 那真的不是我的风格 No, 'cause that's really not my style.
对男人? With a guy?
不 是干净利索 No, the quick and dirty.
好吧 你都离婚一年多了 Okay, well, you've been divorced for more than a year.
也该再次出山了 It's time to step it up. Get your game on.
跟你说件事哈 如果我离婚了... Let me tell you something, if I was a divorced woman...
你离婚要怎样? If you were a divorced woman, what?
没什么 没什么 Nothing. Nothing.
没什么 - 有什么 Nothing. - Everything.
我会一天睡一个男人 就跟你一样 I'd sleep with a different guy every single night. Just like you do.
是嘛? 除了你我还没跟别人睡过 Oh, really? Well, I haven't slept with anybody but you.
我说的不是你 我说的是作为男人 男人 I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about men. Men.
你是说我们 我们男人 下半身禽兽们 You mean us. You mean us men. The great confederation of bastards.
嘿 看看谁来了 Hey, look who's here.
老妈 杰瑞米买了辆摩托 -杰瑞米有摩托 Mom, Jeremy got a scooter. - Jeremy got a scooter.
杰瑞米有摩托? Jeremy got a scooter?
对 老爸说没事的 -惊喜嘛! Yeah. Dad said it was cool. - Surprise!
是呀 -我给孩子买了摩托 Yeah. - Yeah, I got the kid a scooter.
不好意思 我们讨论过的 Wait, excuse me. We discussed this.
我想我也可以买一辆 这就避免上课迟到了 I think I should get one, too. I could avoid being late for school.
想都别想 -为什么? It's not gonna happen. - Why?
因为我不想... Because I'm not gonna go
把你的尸体从人行道上撕下来... and be peeling you up off of the sidewalk because you've splattered...
那也太夸张了 That's dramatic.
一点不夸张 而且想都别想 It's not dramatic. And it's not happening.
随便吧 Whatever.
你要去哪儿? Where are you going?
我要给杰瑞米在电脑上看点东西 I've got to show Jeremy something on the computer.
你怎么可以不经过我允许就... How can you make that decision without...
我知道 可我桌子都摆好了 -我们过会就来 I know. But I've set the table. - We'll come back.
我们只是对高年级话题不感兴趣 It's just we're not really interested in the senior conversations.
谢了 爸 Yeah. Thanks, Dad.
什么? -高年级... What? - Senior...
我们还对你们青少年话题不感兴趣嘞 We're not interested in your teenage conversations.
高年级对话? 不是吧? Senior conversations? - Are you serious?
她太礼貌了 -我要染胡子去 She's so polite. - I'm dyeing my beard.
觉得如何? What do you think?
不赖 谁唱的? Not bad. Who is it?
我朋友凯尔 It's my friend, Kyle.
好吧 凯尔先生呐 Okay, Mr. Kyle.
闭嘴 Shut up.
洛拉抽烟吗? Does Lola smoke?
你疯了吧? Are you crazy?
你在她面前抽过吗? Do you smoke in front of her?
从没有过 杰瑞米呢? Never. What about Jeremy?
不用担心杰瑞米 他恨毒品 Don't worry about Jeremy. He hates drugs.
我想去冲浪营 你呢? I think I'm going to surfing camp. What about you?
我不知道 不过我爹又再跟我妈乱搞了 I don't know, but my dad is totally doing my mom again.
不是吧 你不介意? No shit. You cool with that?
介意 我讨厌他们骗我 而且他们不会有结果的 No. I'm sick of them lying to me and I know that it's never going to work.
我知道那种感觉 I know the feeling.
我需要你帮个忙 So, I need to ask you a favor.
好吧 需要什么? Okay. What do you need?
我要你跟我睡 I need you to sleep with me.
女人们没法凑合过 Now, women don’t just screw.
行吗? 她们需要情感依靠 Okay? They need an emotional attachment.
是嘛? -不过我还是会说 Do we? - Though I will say this,
不管你们女人认为你们有多放纵 that no matter how liberated you women think you are,
男性性欲跟女性性欲 还是大不一样的 male sexuality and female sexuality, very different.
来嘛 有什么大不了的? 我又不是向你讨个安乐死 Come on, what's the big deal? It's not like I asked you for euthanasia.
就一个小忙 你认识我那么久了 拜托 It's just one little favor. You've known me forever. Come on.
这可不是一个小忙 It's not just a little favor.
行吗 换做我问你 你怎么回答? Okay. What would you say if I asked you?
没问题 Yes.
我说不行 我对你期望很高的 I say no, okay? I respect you too much.
你们这些玩尊重的人太逊咖了 You guys suck with your stupid respect.
是呀 不尊重说我们是混蛋 尊重了又说我们逊咖 Yeah and when we don't respect you, we're assholes, and when we do, we suck.
随便吧 切下一话题 All right, fine, next subject.
你怎么不跟凯尔先生做呢? Why don't you do it with Mr. Kyle?
因为他以为我不是处了 如果我问他 Because he thinks I did it already, and if I ask him,
他会知道我在撒谎的 查德也会知道 then he's going to know that I'm lying. And so will Chad.
你们女人真够疯狂的 You women really are nuts.
我们不疯狂 露西跟瑞克分手后 We are not nuts. Since Lucy has broken up with Rick,
她跟一帮男人好过 she's going out with a ton of guys.
地球人都知道露西是个骚包 Everybody knows that Lucy is a slut.
她现在处在人生的巅峰 我打赌肯定没人在她床上放屁 She's having the time of her life. And I doubt anyone's farting in her bed.
对不住您嘞 I'm so sorry.
你以前就爱我放屁的 You used to love my farts.
我骗人的呗 I was lying to you.
你跟艾伦呢? 还有联系吗? What about you and Allen? You guys still see each other?
就为了孩子的事 Just with the kids.
很好 因为有天我们撞见艾伦 跟着个超级波霸 Good, because we saw Allen the other day with the biggest bimbo.
你该见见她 还记得她嘛 罗曼? You should have seen this girl. Remember her, Roman?
他是跟她在一起 但不代表他们就"在一起"了 Okay, just because he was with her, doesn't mean he was "with" her.
亲爱的... Darling...
那代表不了什么 行吗? Doesn't mean anything. Okay?
噢 该死 我是不是说错话了? Oh, shit, did I just say something dumb?
没有啊 Not at all.
怎么了? Why?
再来点派? -好的 More pie? - Yes, please.
我还要 谢谢 -好的 I'd love some. Thanks. - Yes.
嘿! Hey!
你在跟别人交往吗? Are you seeing someone else?
什么? What?
你听到了 You heard me.
你是说 You mean,
我还有跟别人上床吗? am I sleeping with someone else?
正是 Exactly.
你哪根筋有毛病了? What is wrong with you?
所以除了我 你再没别人了? So you're not seeing anyone else besides me?
不知道 我以为我们复合了 I don't know. I thought we were back together.
你干嘛还问我这个? Why are you even asking me this?
我们有吗? Are we?
我恨她 快看她 I hate her. Look at her.
连内裤都那么闷骚 -绝对的 Even her underwear is skankville. - Totally.
因为他们写的歌就是关于那个 'Cause that is stuff that they write songs about.
我倒是希望能有她的屁股 I wish I had her ass, though.
拜托 -怎么了? Come on. - What?
她就靠屁股揽生意 That ass is a full time job for her.
知道吗 不管我锻炼还是做什么 You know what, no matter if I work out and I do anything,
我的屁股总是下垂的 my ass is always going to be flat.
艾米？ 你屁股上是爱心熊吗? Em? Are those Care Bears on your undies?
闭嘴 行吗? 我妈就会买这个 我还能咋办? Shut up, okay? It's all my mom will buy. What am I supposed to do about it?
我妈那有一大堆穿不上的维多利亚的秘密 Mom just got a ton of stuff from Victoria's Secret that doesn't fit.
她也没脸去退 你要吗? And she's not gonna return it. Do you want it?
必须么 -好的 Yeah. - Okay.
我正好需要一些科林会喜欢的东西 Yeah, no, I need something that Colin's going to like.
谁是科林? Who's Colin?
罗斯先生 三角函数老师 Mr. Ross. The trig teacher.
你没开玩笑吧? -没 Are you kidding me? - Nope.
别管啦 -你变态 Don't worry about it. - You're sick.
同上 同上 同上 -真变态 Double. Double. Double. - You're sick.
你变态 -你变态 You're sick. - You're sick.
艾米丽 艾米丽 解救我 我爱你 求你了 Emily, Emily, free me. Come on, I love you, please.
行了 你烦别人去 -我爱你 Okay, go bother somebody else. - I love you.
不 来嘛 No, come on.
嘿 看着点 -我只是打球 Hey, watch it. - I was just going for the ball.
嘿 洛拉 你没事吧? Hey, Lola, are you okay?
这不好笑 你笑什么? It's not funny. Why are you laughing?
看见别人摔跤就是好笑 It's always funny when someone falls.
能继续吗? 快点 Yo, can we play? Come on.
走吧 无视他 滚蛋一个 Walk away. Just ignore him. He's a jerk.
别再跟踪我了 -做梦吧 Stop following me. - You wish.
小贱货 -别这样叫我! Skank ass ho. - Stop calling me that!
不许你这样叫我! Stop calling me that!
嘿 别这样 -你发飙的时候挺靓 Hey, come on. Leave it. - You're pretty hot when you're mad.
你去死! -洛拉 快走! Screw you! - Lola, walk away!
快走吧 别管她 -你开什么玩笑? Just get out of here. Leave it. Come on. - Are you kidding me?
来啊 来啊 -别闹了 说真的 Come on, come on, leave it. Seriously.
洛拉 住手 -别这样 别 Lola, stop. - Come on, come on.
我竟然跟你这货谈过恋爱 -放开我 I can't believe I ever dated you. - Get off, dude.
大英雄凯尔是吗 Kyle, the hero.
不是我的错 是他不停骚扰我 Look, it's not my fault. He won't quit harassing me.
你做梦吧 You wish.
你们现在在骚扰我 Now you guys are harassing me.
请别给我妈打电话 Please don't call my mom.
把你电话给我 -不 妈妈 求你了 你不能这样 Give me your phone. - No, Mom, please, you can't do that.
我能 成绩差就算了 但这个无法接受 Yes, I can. Bad grades are one thing, but this is unacceptable.
妈妈 我发誓不是我的错 -那是谁的错? Mom, I swear it's not my fault. - Whose fault is it, then?
我不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about it.
那好! 你不想说就交出你的手机 Fine! You don't want to talk about it, then give me your phone.
不在我身上 在贾妮思那 I don't have it. It's at Janice's.
在贾妮思那 妈妈 It's at Janice's. Mom.
不 妈妈 这不公平! No, Mom! That's not fair!
知道什么不公嘛 我的一个会议被中途打断 You want to know what's not fair is me being called out of a client meeting
就因为你在学校打架 -不是我的错 because you started a fight in school. - It's not my fault.
知道吗 你那个周五晚上小聚什么的 也免谈 And you know what, that whole little Friday night get-together deal is off.
查德管我叫贱货 行了吧? Chad called me a ho, okay?
你想让我不追究 然后说谢谢? Do you want me to let it go and say thank you?
你的查德? Your Chad?
他已经不是我的查德了 妈妈 He's not my Chad anymore, Mom.
他为什么这么叫你? Why did he call you that?
你非得往祖坟上问么? God, do you have to know everything?
是呀 我就要 如果想把手机拿回去 Yeah, I do if you want your phone back.
那是勒索老妈! -我知道 That's blackmail, Mom! - I know.
住手 -瞧啊 Stop. - And look here.
艾米丽发短信了 -不要 You're getting a text from Emily. - No.
信上说"嘿" -妈妈 别这样! And she says, "Hey." - Mom, stop!
查德说他跟别人睡了 我说不在意 Chad slept with somebody else, so to pretend I was okay with it,
说我也睡过 满意了吧? I said that I did, too. Okay?
你真的? - 没有 Did you? - No.
你是不是整天就关系我是不是处女啊? Is that all you care about is if I had sex or not?
不 我总关心的不是这个 No, that is not all that I care about.
我不想你为了宣泄做无味的傻事 I don't want you making stupid mistakes out of spite.
宝贝 我关心的是你 Baby, I care about you.
我知道 对不起 妈妈 I know. I'm sorry, Mom.
怎么就不跟我说呢? Why didn't you talk to me?
我爱你 妈妈 -我也爱你 宝贝 I love you, Mom. - I love you, baby.
现在能把手机还我了吗? Can I have my phone back now?
我周五晚上的派对呢? And have my party on Friday?
两个朋友 Two friends.
六个 Six.
四个 -成交 Four. - Deal.
凯尔:没事吧
没事 谢谢你帮我解围
只是不想看到查德被痛扁
凯尔?
怎么?
我不能爱他 但我爱 跟他在一起感觉好真实 "L can't love him, but I do.I feel so real with him.
如果被他察觉到 绝对会毁掉我们友谊的 "If he figures it out, it will totally ruin our friendship.
好吧 看来我只能藏着 "Okay, I'm just going to have to hide it."
嘿 洛洛? Hey, Lol?
或许我们该...我..我不想让查德误会 Maybe we should... I don't want Chad to get the wrong idea.
他吃醋了 He's so jealous.
怪不了他 I don't blame him.
我真是太荣幸你还能跟我一起玩儿了 Well, I'm flattered you still want to hang out with me.
我喜欢跟你在一起 I love hanging outwith you.
走啦 Go.
好吧 回头见 -再见 Okay, I'll see you later. - See you later.
匿名视频聊天
屌丝男：告诉我你叫什么
不要 匿名等于刺激
屌丝男：你疯了!
没错!
我的鸡咧? Where's my chicken?
杰克森! Jackson!
我的鸡 My chicken.
杰克森 Jackson.
干啥? -我的鸡 哪去了? What? - My chicken. Where is it?
我怎么知道? How should I know?
是嘛? 那货是啥? Oh, really? What is that?
妈妈 我发誓.. -老娘屋檐下也敢撒谎! Mom, I swear... - I will not tolerate lying in my home.
操蛋的人生 L hate my life.
等等 你说你要去哪儿? Wait, where did you say you were going?
跟姐妹们一起过个Spa周 It's just a spa weekend with the girls.
什么姐妹? What girls?
其实吧 你不认识的 Actually, you don't know them.
我不认识的你的朋友 好比谁? You have friends that I don't know? Like who?
等等 为什么艾玛跟伊森不去老爸那? So, wait, why aren't Emma and Ethan going with Dad?
因为他这个周末要出城 Because he's going out of town this weekend.
妈妈 -是的 亲爱的 So, Mom... - Yes, dear.
你能照顾好吧? -能 亲爱的 You got this covered? - Yes, dear.
她能请三个朋友 -只能请三个 She gets to have three friends. - Only three. I mean it.
还有披萨 -只能叫披萨 就这些 And pizza. - Only pizza. That's it.
我想要点中餐 I kind of want Chinese.
别让她给你灌迷汤 它们杀人不见血 And don't let them sweet-talk you, because they are ruthless.
我? -是嘛 真稀奇 就中餐了 Me? - Really? What a surprise! Chinese it is.
好了 给你 -你的包 Okay, here you go. - Here's your bag.
你们是想打发我走吗? Are you guys trying to get rid of me?
没啦 -没错 No. - Yes.
拜 - 拜 拜 Bye. 'Bye-bye.
爱你 老妈 - 爱你 Love you, Mom. - Love you.
派对咯 - 没门 三个朋友 Party time. - No way. Three friends.
拜托 - 或许五个 Come on. - Maybe five.
拜托 - 就五个 Come on. - Just five.
你知道她说3个其实是30个 You know when she says three, she means like 30.
才怪 - 拜托 给力点 No, she doesn't. - Come on. Be cool.
我够给力的了 That's as cool as I get.
你知道她是跟老爸去过周末的吧 You knew she was gonna go spend the weekend with Dad.
没错 太浪漫了 像高中生一样搞地下情 Yes, it's so romantic. They're sneaking around like teenagers.
可惜的是 高中生已经不这样了 Unfortunately, teenagers aren't like that anymore.
噢 小东西 Oh, sweet pea.
他们真有爱 They're so cute.
我猜是吧 I guess so.
你会打篮球吗? -是呀 很会打 So, do you play basketball? - Yeah, I play a lot.
你一米几? -182吧 How tall are you? - I'm about 6'2".
打扰 女士 您需要喝点什么吗? Excuse me, ma'am. Would you like something to drink?
谢谢 亲爱的 我要可乐参点苏格兰酒 Thank you, honey. I'll have a Coke with a little scotch.
事实上 往苏格兰酒里面对点可乐就行了 Actually, make that a scotch with a little Coke.
别太多了 Not so much.
听着 这个有助于她入睡 我们就能整晚派对了 Listen, this is going to help her sleep, then we're going to party all night.
我会不得好死的 I'm gonna go to hell.
你太没种了 You're such a chicken.
您的酒 - 谢谢 亲爱的 Here's your drink. - Thanks, sweetie.
味道怎样? -非常好 So, how is it? - It's good.
谢谢你为我调酒 Thank you for making me a drink.
之后她就没联系过我 我看见你了 你上哪儿去? But then she never called me back. I see you. Where you going?
等等 我回头打给你 好吗? Wait, I'm going to call you later, all right?
再见 温 See you, Wen.
温 温 这是你的T恤吗? Wen, Wen, is that your T-shirt?
不知道呀 I don't know.
好吧 闭嘴 Okay, shut up.
不 穿很久了吗? No, but is it vintage?
很久了? -还是刚买的? Is it vintage? - Or is it new?
我不知道 -还是批量生产的? I don't know. - Are there a lot of them?
还是你从别人那买的? Did you borrow it from somebody else?
不 都不是 No, no, it's neither.
我晕 好吧... Oh, dear God! Okay...
我只是...好吧 I'm just... Okay.
我要走了 -你没事吧? I'm gonna go. - Are you all right?
我真的很想吻你 -我也是 I really want to kiss you. - Me too.
嗨起来 - 耶! Let's party, yeah!
友情真的没那么容易变成爱情 Friendship is not that easy to turn into love.
好消息是 我们欢笑很多 只不过我觉得我们都没准备好 Good news, we laughed a lot, and I just think we both weren't ready.
不过依然是不错的一夜 But still, it was a perfect night.
坏消息是? Bad news?
老妈又跟老爸拜拜了 所以回来的时间 比我预期的有点早 Mom left Dad again and she came home a little bit earlier than I expected.
洛拉! Lola!
亲爱的 垃圾我帮你收拾吧 Honey, I'll help you with the garbage.
谢了 妈妈 你做的够多了 Thanks, Mom, you've done enough.
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mom.
先说啥 大麻还是套套? What first, joints or condoms?
不是我的 - 这不好笑 妈妈 It wasn't me. - That's not funny, Mom.
听我解释 - 我倒真想听你解释解释 I can explain. - I would so love for you to explain.
我知道这看上去很糟 - 糟透了 I know that this looks bad. - It looks really bad.
妈妈 我不知道那些人会来 Mom, I had no idea that these people were coming.
我就叫了我朋友 然后学校里的人就来了 L just had my friends. People from school showed up.
我不知道是怎么回事 -妈 你怎么会放任不管? I don't know how this happened. - Mom, how could you let this happen?
我也不知道 我貌似没有当年能喝了 Honey, I just don't know. I can't seem to hold my drinks like I used to.
那这个呢? And what about this?
我没有抽 我不抽的 妈妈! I wasn't smoking. I don't smoke. Mom!
如果再让我逮着 我就把你送你爸那去 听明白没?! If I ever catch you with this again, I am shipping you off to your dad's! Got it?
那再好不过了 妈妈 That would be a dream, huh, Mom?
别担心 我们早上在爸那见 And don't worry, I'll see you there in the morning.
你的巴黎之旅取消 你给我回来清理干净! Your Paris trip is off. And you're gonna come back and clean this mess!
不敢相信我这次竟然这么过分 "L can't believe I screwed things up this bad.
人生怎么就不能倒转呢? 一团糟! "Why can't I rewind in real life? What a mess!"
罗伊德 拖着你的懒屁股过来排练 回电话 Lloyd, get your lazy ass over here so we can rehearse, man. Call me back.
他还没接 He's not even picking up.
派对怎样? So, how was the party?
还不赖 It was okay.
做了什么趣事? Do anything fun?
你知道 人家奶奶在那儿呢 Well, you know, the grandma was there.
为什么洛拉在吸尘 老妈? Why is Lola vacuuming, Mom?
你问她 Ask her.
艾米丽：派对好棒
我要被整整禁足1个月
不是吧！！！
凯尔:想你了
我也是
等不急跟你一起去巴黎了
希望我妈还能让我去
会的...上帝保佑!
安妮 Anne.
你想怎样? What do you want?
不想要我们平白无故吵架 Would love for us to stop fighting over nothing.
平白无故? 你管随便跟婊子睡觉叫平白无故? Nothing? You call sleeping with random sluts nothing?
安妮 - 我..我办不到 - Anne. ..- I can't... I can't do this.
知道吗? 我这辈子成也你败也你 You know what? You are the best thing in my life and you are also the worst.
安妮 我发誓 我没跟别人睡过 -别再发誓 Anne, I swear, I never slept with any... - Stop swearing.
更重要的是 别再骗我了 你们所有人 And more importantly, will you stop lying to me? All of you.
我想我们还是像命中注定的那样 I think we just need to stick to being what we're meant to be.
哪样? Which is?
孩子的爹和妈 Parents to our kids.
我挂了 -安妮 别这样... - I got to go.- Anne, please don't...
这下有好戏看了 This is gonna be good.
哇 你姐姐挺美 我是查德 Wow. Your sister is hot. Hi, I'm Chad.
她不是我姐姐 She's not my sister.
事实上 我是她后妈 Actually, I'm her step-mother.
她是我老婆 伙计 And she's my wife, pal.
都就坐 请安静 Settle down, please. Quiet, please.
安静! Quiet!
欢迎学生们 家长们 Welcome, parents and students.
哈喽 Hello.
天呐 他好可爱 -看看他 Oh, my gosh. He's so cute. - Check him out.
我们请来了芝加哥警察局 We have a detective from the Narcotics Division
缉毒大队的探长 of the Chicago Police Department.
他是来给你授课的 He's here to talk to you today.
所以请你们都集中注意力 So, please, give him your undivided attention.
我注意到他了 He's got my attention.
怎么了? What?
安静 安静下来 Settle... Please, please, be quiet.
我知道与除了某个自认为 I'm sure you all have something better to do
教育方式很酷的讲说 你们能做的趣事还有很多 than sit here and listen to some guy who thinks he's cool and educational.
是呀! Yeah!
我明白 我明白 I hear you, I hear you.
但事实上我得武装好你们 But there's some facts I need to arm you with.
我有一张关于长期服毒 I have a picture that shows the detrimental effects
带来的危害的图片 请看屏幕 of long-term drug abuse. Take a look.
既然大家现在都专心了 Now that I have your attention,
我想让你们看看真正的大麻酚对大脑的伤害 I want to show you the real effects of THC on the brain.
大麻酚是吸管式能上头的"轻毒品" THC is the agent in pot that causes the high in so-called "soft" drugs.
看看这张图 就不那么轻了吧? You look at this image, it's pretty clear it's not so soft anymore, is it?
大麻造成的症状从妄想症到恐慌症 Symptoms of cannabis can range from paranoia to panic attacks,
都是精神分裂的症状 to symptoms of schizophrenia.
讲的真好 -我知道 That was a very good talk. - I know.
我希望你能听进去一些 -好啦 I hope some of that sticks into your head. - Okay.
你跑什么? Why are you running?
因为我有想避开一个人 Because there's someone that I'd like to avoid.
贾妮思在那 我闪了 -别 别 There's Janice. I got to go. - No, no.
我们得...我们得回家了 -嘿 We need to get... We need to get going. - Hey.
你还好吗? -嘿 你好吗? How you doing? - Hey, how are you?
不错 鞋跟怎样了? Good. How is the heel?
鞋跟们很好 The heel is fine.
一次是巧合 但两次 我得管它叫缘分了 Once is coincidence. Twice, I'm going to have to call that fate.
你是这么想的吗? Is that what you call it?
她认识他? -老天 我希望不认识 Does she know him? - Oh, God, I hope not.
我想他会把你妈妈铐在床上的 I think he's going to handcuff your mom to your bed.
闭嘴 闭嘴 别这么说 Shut up, shut up. Don't say that.
你今晚来吗? -我尽量 但我被禁足了 Are you coming tonight? - I'll try, but I'm grounded.
你的艺术品? -嘿 看 看 看 Your artwork? - Hey, look, look, look.
她图谋不轨 早告诉你了 She's up to no good. I told you.
她太恶心了 我不明白 She's disgusting. I don't get it.
那太棒了...就刚才...那发言...我 You know, that was so great, to the... The talk in there. I...
我请你喝一杯吧 I'm gonna buy you a drink.
我... i..
我不是问句 我是告诉你我要请你和一杯 It wasn't a question. I'm telling you I'm gonna buy you a drink.
妈妈 我能去贾妮思家吗? 做作业 Mom. Can I go to Janice's house? Just to do homework.
洛拉 这位是... Lola, this is...
詹姆斯 -嘿 James. - Hey.
我女儿 洛拉 -妈 可以吗? My daughter, Lola. - Mom, can I go?
不行 你回家做 No, you have to do your homework at home.
不公平 -说什么? This isn't fair. - What was that?
没什么 爱你 老妈 Nothing. Love you, Mom.
回去见 I'll see you at home.
有意思 Charming.
准备去喝一杯了吗? You ready for a drink?
不是说不是问句的吗 -不是 I thought it wasn't a question. - It's not.
好吧 那... -好的 Okay. This... All right. - Yeah.
见过凯尔吗? -他在厕所 Have you seen Kyle? - Yeah, he's in the bathroom.
嘿... Hey...
感觉怎样? So how was it?
挺不错呀 -你真恶心 It was awesome. - You're disgusting.
不错是吗? -什么意思? Was it good? - What do you mean?
拜托 别骗我了 承认了吧 Come on, don't lie to me. Just own up to it.
嘿 洛洛 怎么回事? 你说什么了? Hey, Lol. What's going on? What did you tell her?
没什么 你的迷恋狂经不起玩笑又不是我的错 Nothing. It's not my fault your little groupie can't take a joke.
嘿 洛洛 等等我 洛洛 停下 Hey, Lol, wait up! Hey, Lol, stop. Please.
我要走了 I need to go.
我知道 过来 -好了 温 住手 行吗? I knew that. Come here. - Okay, Wen. Stop it. Okay?
你在做什么? -刚才的事 就当没发生过 What are you doing? - What just happened never happened.
懂吗? Got it?
你真有趣 -不 我认真的 行吗? You're funny. - No, I'm serious, okay?
戴好了 五分钟后出去 不跟你闹着玩 等五分钟 Take this. Wait five minutes. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Wait.
怎么了? 我做什么了? What happened? What did I do?
上垒! Get in!
嘿 洛洛 等等我! -别理我 Hey, Lol, wait up! - Leave me alone.
阿什利跟你说什么了? 她说什么了? What did Ashley say to you? What did she say to you?
凯尔 别装蒜了 -不 说真的 Kyle, don't play dumb. - No, seriously.
怎么了? 拜托 What's wrong? Come on.
别装着你不知道 -洛拉 你怎么回事? Don't act like you don't know. - Hey, Lol, what's your deal?
我怎么了 现在人人都知道她在厕所里跟人做爱了 My deal is that everybody knows she does guys in the bathroom, Kyle.
等等 什么? 你以为我跟阿什利... Wait. What? You think Ashley and I...
在厕所? In the bathroom?
至少你能找到炮友了 Well, at least you can get it on with someone.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
哇 我们没什么好说的了 Wow! I guess we're done.
洛拉? Lola?
洛拉 亲爱的 怎么了 出什么事了? Lola? Sweetie, what is it? What's wrong?
没什么 Nothing.
来嘛 吃点东西 Come on, have something to eat.
伤心的时候吃东西是最好的 It's good to eat when you're sad.
想吃什么? 什么比较美味? What would you like? What would taste good?
什么都不要 Nothing right now.
你不会得厌食症了吧? You're not going to turn anorexic now, are you?
厌一次能怎样 Not from skipping one meal.
不 我在电视上看了 发作可快了 No, I saw something on TV. It goes pretty fast.
不是那样的 - 我知道 It's not what it is. - I know.
你不值得为任何人哭 亲爱的 Nobody's worth your tears, baby.
我给你端些汤来 I'm gonna get you some soup.
好的 我爱你 Okay. I love you.
不 我看到了 他跟黏黏胶在里面 No, I saw him. He was in there with the Post-it.
什么时候? When?
在禁毒讲座之后 After that drug assembly thing.
好吧 你百分百确认是他们吗? Okay, are you absolutely positive that it was them?
确认 我看到她那破包包了 不是说你 Yes. Yes. I saw that stupid bag. No offense.
不 没事 No, it's fine.
嘿 妹子 拍一个 我看见你咯... Hey, girl! High-five it. Girl, I'll see you...
他们来了 Here they are.
靠 Shit.
我是怎么了 "What's wrong with me?
我脑门上有写"背着我劈腿"吗? "Do I have a sign on my head that says 'Cheat on me'?
阿什利我倒不稀奇 但跟凯尔? "I mean, no surprise from Ashley, but Kyle?
而且是坏事接连发生后... "And since bad things come in threes..."
你知道这些成绩单代表什么吗? You know what this report smells like?
什么? What?
告别音乐吧 圣诞快乐 No more music. Merry Christmas.
你也圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas to you, too.
重要的是好再你长的不丑 The most important thing is that you're pretty.
能找个有钱老公 You'll get a rich husband.
挺好 Great.
去年你还上光荣榜的 Last year, you were on the honor roll.
妈妈 就一个B而已 Mom, it's only one B.
问题就在这里 That's exactly my point.
数学B 历史C 生物D A B in math, a C in history, a D in biology?
洛拉 你脑子里都在想什么? Lola, what are you thinking?
我什么也没想 妈 I'm not thinking anything, Mom.
因为我根本不在乎中国有多少人口 Because I don't care about the population of China
也不在乎细胞数量 or the division of cells.
我唯一在乎的 The only thing I care about,
唯一让我伤心的就是凯尔跟黏黏胶 the only thing that hurts, is Kyle and the Post-it.
我多么想像他们伤害我一样的伤害他们 And howl want to hurt them as much as they hurt me.
第二学期
你想让谁嫉妒来着? So, who's the guy we're supposed to make jealous?
贱人旁边的那个非主流头 The emo one next to the slut.
头发不错 呆子一个 Nice hair. What a dork.
拜托 他没那么差 加把劲 整销魂一点 Come on, he's not that bad. Shut up and make it look sexy.
好吧 Okay.
就你可以 -没错 Like only you can. - Yeah, it's true.
拜托 -嘿 那家伙是谁? Come on. - Hey, who is that guy?
他是谁? -杰瑞米 他挺好 怎么了? Who's that guy? - Jeremy. He's cool. Why?
没什么 Nothing.
他大冬天的开着辆小蜜蜂? I mean, who drives a stupid red Vespa in the middle of winter?
管你什么事? -就是 管你什么事? Why do you care? - Yeah, why do you care?
不管我的事 来吧 我们走 I don't care. Come on, let's go.
她把我拉黑了? She de-friended me?
谢谢 Thank you.
杰瑞米还好吗? So, how's Jeremy?
阿什利还好吗? How's Ashley?
你知道我跟阿什利没什么 You know I'm not seeing Ashley.
能谈谈吗? -好吧 Can we talk? - Okay.
不 私下里 今晚7点在你家 No, in private. At your house at 7:00?
好啊 Okay.
好吧 Okay.
我打电话给你 你说不来 I called you, but you didn't come.
过来 来这 Come on, come here.
叫谁呢? Who is it?
阿什利 It's Ashley.
你叫她过来干嘛 伙计? Why'd you call her over, man?
嘿 男孩们 Hey, boys.
嘿 Hey.
哦 天呐 Oh, God,
她还真是阴魂不散 she just always shows up everywhere.
就跟噩梦一样 She's like a bad dream.
醒都醒不过来 You just can't wake up from it.
上帝 Jesus.
我每天都跟孩子们打交道 I deal with kids every day.
我知道什么是惹麻烦的孩子 I know the difference between a kid in trouble
什么是叛逆 and a kid testing the limits,
她听上去很正常 and she sounds really normal.
别内疚 Don't feel guilty.
一到孩子 我总内疚 With kids, it's always guilt.
我是不是太宽容 很内疚 If I'm too lenient, I'm guilty.
如果我叫喊 那就更内疚了 If I yell, it's even worse.
就感觉我像是家中的警察一样 And then it's like I'm a cop in my own home.
一定很糟 That must be awful.
我总不停侮辱你的职业 I keep insulting your profession.
重点是 是我总说 The thing is I'm the one who is always saying
女人跟男人一样 that a woman should have the same rights
同样有像男人一样享受性爱的权利 and should be able to enjoy sex the same way a man does.
再同意不过了 I couldn't agree more.
你知道我意思的 You know what I mean.
我知道 I know what you mean.
但她我宝贝女儿 But it's my little girl.
她最近表现的有点像成熟女性了 And now that she's starting to live life as a liberated woman,
我不知道还该不该像以前那样 I just don't know if I feel the same.
我都不知道巴黎的事该怎么办了 And I don't even know what to do about Paris.
我太困惑了 我都不知道该相信什么了 I am so confused. I don't even know what to believe.
一次学校旅行罢了 It's a school trip.
你应该让她去 You should let her go to Paris.
你这么说是为了让我安心 还是你真的那么想? Are you saying this to reassure me, or is that what you really think?
你想太多了 I think you think too much.
洛洛 是我 我十分钟后就到 好吗 Hey, Lol, it's me. I'll be there in 10 minutes. Okay.
上哪儿去? -查德家 借过... Where do you think you're going? - To Chad's. Excuse me...
你竟然蠢到把大麻带进屋子吗? Are you that stupid that you bring pot into my house?
得了吧 - 得了吧? Oh, please. - Oh, please?
你刚才说"得了吧"? Did you say, "Oh, please"?
不如你告别这些得了吧 How about, oh, please, wave goodbye to all this
你下学期给我去军校 'cause next year, it's military school.
你觉得很好笑吗? Oh, you think that's funny?
别碰我的吉他! -是我的吉他! Get your hands off my guitar! - It's my guitar!
爸 不 你做什么? 你疯了吗? Dad, no! What are you doing? Are you crazy?
手机没收! 电脑也没收! No more phone! No more computer!
喂 凯尔 我洛拉 还记得我吧? Hey, Kyle. It's Lola. Remember me?
随便吧 我等你一小时了 别把我当傻子 Whatever. I've been waiting here for an hour. I'm not an idiot.
今后别跟我说话了 懂吗? Don't ever talk to me again, okay?
谢谢你倾听我的崩溃 我好多了 Thank you for listening to my meltdown. It really helped.
分内之事 女士 It's all part of the job, ma'am.
真的很棒 -的确很棒 It was really nice. - It was nice.
你来做什么? What are you doing here?
艾伦 詹姆斯... Allen, James...
艾伦是我孩子他爸 Allen's the father of my children.
洛拉 Lola,
把书忘在我那了... she forgot her books in my...
我在巴黎之旅表上签字了 I signed the little permission slip for Paris.
我们得一起商讨的 We needed to talk about that.
需要现在商讨吗? Should we talk about this now?
艾伦 Allen.
裙子不错 That's a nice dress.
晚安 Night.
你还好吧? You Okay?
没事 Yeah.
我不应该打搅你内疚的 I guess I should let you feel guilty in peace.
抱歉 -没事 Sorry. - It's okay.
晚安 Good night.
美味 Yummy.
天呐 天呐 你没事吧? Oh, my gosh. - Oh, God. You okay?
哦 黑 -噢 罗斯老师 Oh, hey. - Oh, Mr. Ross.
我没看到你 抱歉 你好吗? I didn't see you there, I'm sorry. How are you?
很好 过来...买点东西 Good, good. Just grocery shopping.
我也是呢 Yeah, me too.
真健康 Wow, healthy.
你经常下厨吗? Do you cook a lot?
对 我喜欢做饭 Yeah, I love to cook.
我也喜欢 I love to cook.
我总做饭 I cook all the time.
艾米丽 你找到牛奶了吗? Emily, did you find the milk?
没 不在那边 No, it's not that way.
这是我的函数老师 罗斯先生 -你好吗? But this is my trig teacher, Mr. Ross. - How are you doing?
这是我妈妈 -你好 This is my mom. - Hello.
和我弟弟 And my brother.
嘿 Hey.
很抱歉家教的事 我这学期都排满了 I'm sorry about the home tutoring thing. I just was already booked up this semester.
给艾米丽做家教? Home tutoring for Emily?
是呀 Yeah.
没 没 抱歉 No. No, no, sorry.
我的错 我一定是跟别的学生弄混了 My fault. I must've gotten her mixed up with some other student.
做老师的得保持思路清晰 不是吗? 走吧 Well, teachers should keep their minds sharpened, shouldn't they? Come on.
艾米丽 -噢 好 Emily. - Yeah, no...
很高兴见到你 Nice meeting you.
什么时候你们老师长这样了? Since when do teachers look like that?
可不嘛? Yeah, right?
他真的自己买东西 也就是说他绝对是单身 So, he does his own grocery shopping, which means he's totally single.
那又怎样? 你也不能跟老师上床啊 So? You're not going to be sleeping with your teacher, Em.
谁说不能的? Yeah, says who?
你还好吧? 你听着有点... Is something wrong with you? You seem kind of...
总是想起凯尔跟阿什利的事 I can't quit thinking about Kyle and Ashley.
洛拉 那是我 好吗? Lola, it was me, okay?
什么是你? It was you what?
当时不是黏黏胶 也不是凯尔 是我 It wasn't the Post-it and it wasn't Kyle. It was me.
在男厕所 In the boys' bathroom.
你看到的不是她的包 是我的 You didn't see her purse. You saw mine.
等等 你跟凯尔 -不! Wait, you and Kyle? - No!
我想告诉你是谁 但不能 相信我 I want to tell you who, but I can't. Believe me.
就那么一次而已 我想揭果这一页 Okay, it was just a onetime thing. I wanted to just get it over with.
这样等罗斯准备好的时候 我也有所准备了 So that I would be ready for Mr. Ross when he was ready.
你懂? You know?
我的天呐 你说真的? Oh, my God. Are you serious?
我想告诉你的 I wanted to tell you,
结果你给我来一句"谁会在男厕所跟人做"？ but then you did the whole, like, "Who does it in the boys' bathroom?
"骚货一个!" "She's a ho!"
我跟凯尔因为这个都分手了 Me and Kyle broke up because of this.
我真的很抱歉 Look, I'm really sorry.
你竟然做出这种事 我没法跟你说话了 抱歉 I cannot believe you did that. I can't talk to you right now. I'm sorry.
好吧 Okay.
凯尔 我知道不是你跟阿什利在厕所了 对不起 回电!
哇 你终于早回来一次了 Wow, you're back early for a change.
哇 终于看到你做作业了 Wow, look at you doing homework for a change.
接电话 Answer me.
内个...关于你去巴黎的事? So, about this trip to Paris?
怎么? Yes?
你的朋友都去吗? Are all your friends going?
是呀 Yes.
如果我说让你去 你能保证... And if I were to let you go, would you promise...
天呐 我保证 我乖乖的 老妈 Oh, my God. I promise, I will be so good, Mom.
拜托 拜托 拜托 妈咪 拜托 Please, please, please, please, Mom. Please, please.
是同意了吗? Is that a yes?
好耶 好耶 太谢谢你了! Yes, yes! Thank you so much!
老妈 不去深山老林 去巴黎 Mom, it's not the jungle. It's Paris.
这是我上次给你防抽筋的那瓶 This is what I gave you last time for cramps.
需要我标注一下吗? 你能记得吗? Should I write cramps on it? Think you'll remember?
我长脑子了 I have a brain.
那就好 小乖乖 Good for you, angel.
我去收拾了 -那就好 I'm gonna go pack. - Good for you.
我找到了 亲爱的 I found it, sweetie.
哦 很好 好吧 保守派 Oh, nice. All right, conservative.
这是什么? 眼罩吗? What is this? An eye patch?
不 是洛拉的 No, it's Lola's.
她在咱家过夜的时候落下的 She left it here when she spent the night.
我只是还给她 I just have to give it back to her.
是吗? 她在这过了几夜? 八夜吗? Oh, really? How many nights did she spend here? Eighty?
你当我是傻子吗? Do you think I'm stupid?
我没觉得你... -你这还没走呢 No, I don't think you're... - You haven't even left yet,
再让我发现几条 你就哪儿也别想去 and if I find any more of these, you're not going anywhere!
这些是给素质低 成绩差 没未来的女孩的! These are for bad girls with bad grades and no futures!
这是垃圾 垃圾! This is garbage! Garbage!
你保证出门在外会留心的 对吧? You promise you're going to be careful, right?
你干嘛总问个没完? Why do you keep asking me that?
你跟陌生家庭在一起我真的觉得不自在 I really don't feel comfortable with you staying with a family that I don't know.
老妈 他们是法国佬 搞不好比你还严厉 Mom, they're French. They're probably stricter than you.
好吧 Okay.
我有个东西要送给你 算是加进你的收藏 So I have a little something for you, just to add to your collection.
我喜欢 谢谢你 妈妈 I love it. Thank you so much.
好可爱 谢谢妈 It's so cute. Thank you, Mom.
不客气 我也爱你 You're welcome. - I love you.
帮你带上 -好 Let me put it on. - Yeah.
好可爱 It's so cute.
你保证对吧 会当心? You promise, right? To be careful?
我保证 别再问了 -好吧 I promise. Stop asking. - Okay.
不 不 -怎么了? No, no. - What?
不行 不行 -妈妈! No. No. - Mom!
妈 我没别的毛衣了 Mom, I don't have any warm sweaters.
你有一堆呢 You have a ton.
那些都扎人 这件不扎 They're all scratchy. This one is soft.
百分之六十纯羊毛 废话嘛 Yeah, well, six ply cashmere, it better be.
妈妈 拜托 拜托 妈咪 -不行 不行 Mom, please. Please, Mommy. - No. No.
妈咪 人家会冷的 然后穿着他 想起你 Mommy, I'm going to be cold, and when I wear it, I'll think of you
想起我多爱你 想起你多爱我 and how much you love me and how much I love you
多么想你 老妈 求你了 and how much I miss you, Mom. Please.
拜托 我喜欢这件... Please. It's my favorite...
真拿你没辙了 You are such a pain in the ass.
不可理喻 Unbelievable.
别给我撑大了 -不会 Do not stretch this out. - I won't.
我去弄点水 你要吗? I'm gonna get some water. Do you want some?
我不用 谢谢 I'm good, thank you.
我们之间没什么吧 洛拉? Are we cool, Lola?
我们没事 Yeah, we're cool.
我现在就可以跟他说明白 行吗? Look, I can just go talk to him right now, okay?
不用了 It's fine.
好吧 我去弄点水 All right. I'm gonna get some water.
嘿 怎么了? Hey, what's the matter?
她还生我气呢 我去弄点水 She's still mad at me. I'm getting water.
嘿 Hey.
钱德勒老师 我们在哪儿 地方太破了 Mrs. Chandler, where are we? This is terrible.
来吧 我们来了 你们的借宿家庭来了 Come on, we're here. There are your families.
快点下来 姑娘们! Come on. Get down quickly, girls!
好吧 埃菲尔铁塔呢? Okay, where is the Eiffel Tower?
我勒个去 -那是羊吗? Oh, my God. - Is that sheep?
钱德勒老师 我能回家吗? Mrs. Chandler, can I go home?
您说的我们要来巴黎 你什么意思? When you said we were going to Paris, what did you mean?
我们只有20分钟的距离了 行吗? We're only 20 minutes away. Okay?
这是一种打招呼的方式 法式打招呼 This is a way to say hello. It's a French hello.
你好吗? What's up?
伙计 我看过这种恐怖片 结局都很惨 Dude, I've seen this in a horror film. It does not end well.
我们得离开这 -别歧视别人 兄弟 We got to get out of here. - Don't discriminate, bro.
歧视? 开什么玩笑? 你好意思说我 Discriminate? Are you kidding me? Don't say that to me.
莉莉 别闹
天呐 我要住酒店 Oh, my God. I need a hotel now.
希望这蜗牛你们喜欢
喝红的还是白的
干杯 -干杯 Cheers. - Cheers.
哈喽 Hello.
哦 真好 Oh, great.
你们这儿有充电转换器吗?
恐怕没有
通常用不着
这是我儿子 乔安 乔安 问声好
我也想你 I miss you, too.
这里真好 It's nice here.
欢迎入住精神病院 Welcome to the psych ward.
好啦 妈妈 我挂了 Okay, Mom, I gotta go.
手机快没电了 还得找个转换器 好吗? My battery's about to die and I got to find an adapter, okay?
这没有 They don't have one.
这一家子太奇怪了 This family is so weird.
爱你 -好的 拜 Love you. - Okay, bye.
她说她的寄放家庭很奇怪 She said her family is weird.
我就知道不该让她去 I knew that I shouldn't let her go.
怎么奇怪了? -她们不奇怪 他们是法国人 Why are they weird? - They're not weird. They're French.
我怎么就忘了让她带转换器呢? And how could I forget to send her with an adapter?
你把她生下 这就足以 Well, you've given her life, that's enough.
我得走了 -你去哪儿? You know what? I have to go. - Where are you going?
怎么滴? 你们没作业吗? You know what? Do you guys have homework?
有 -想也知道 快去做 Yeah. - Yeah, I thought so. Let's get on it.
那么 你喜欢他吗? So, do you like him?
谁 -谁? 'Who? 'Who?
机车男 -妈 能别那样叫他吗? Starsky. - Mom, would you not call him that?
我还没想过这问题呢 And I haven't even thought about it.
别跟我说屁话 亲爱的 Don't bullshit me, dear.
我真的没有 I haven't. Really.
我就是讨厌大家觉得没了男人 I just hate it when everyone acts like your life is over
日子就完了一样 if you don't have a man.
东山再起没有什么不对的 There's nothing wrong with getting back on the horse, you know.
他要带你去哪儿? So, where is he taking you?
妈妈 你能别再追问我了吗? Mom, would you quit asking me questions?
你硬要什么都知道吗 You don't have to know everything.
我看上去怎样? How do I look?
可爱死了 You look adorable.
别忘了带件毛衣 Now, don't forget to take a sweater
还有其他保护自己的东西 and other things to protect yourself.
妈妈! -说真的 Mom! - I mean it.
就跟老妈VS洛拉一样 She's like Mom with Lola.
嘿 干嘛呢 怎么不做作业? Hey, come on. What about that homework?
赶紧的 快 快 快 Let's get on it, chop, chop, chop.
好好玩儿 Have fun.
那货太诡异了 That thing is so creepy.
这里还那么冷 -就是 Oh, my God, it is so cold in here. - I know.
怎么 法国人民不用暖气的吗? What? French people don't have heat?
不 就这些圣女贞德粉丝不用 -怎么讲? No, it's just these creepy Joan of Arc fans. - Why?
因为她是在棍子上被烧死的! Because she was burned at the stake!
洛拉 你为什么还在生我气 Lola, why are you still mad at me?
因为我绝对干不出你对我干的事 Because I would never do to you what you did to me.
但你跟本不知道到底发生了什么 Yeah, but you don't really even know what happened,
如果你知道 就不会生气了 and if you knew, you would not be upset.
你也不告诉我呀! 'Cause you won't tell me!
好吧 如果我告诉你 Okay, but if I tell you,
你发誓不会说出去 也不会笑话我吗? do you promise that you won't tell anybody and you won't laugh at me?
我保证 Promise.
发毒誓? -毒誓 来吧 You swear? Okay. - Swear! Come on.
怎么? -天呐 What? - Oh, God!
来嘛 告诉我 -上帝呀 难以启齿 Come on, tell me. - Oh, my God! I can't.
是温 It was Wen.
你说了不会笑的 You said you wouldn't laugh!
你说了不会笑的 -我懂你为什么撒谎了 You said you wouldn't laugh. - Okay, I get why you lied.
那么 詹姆斯 你是干什么的? So, James, what do you do for a living?
我是警察 I'm a cop.
缉毒部门的 -拿走 Narcotics. - Take that.
喘口气 悠着点 Just breathe. Take it easy.
我抽大麻是因为坐骨神经疼 I only smoke because of my sciatica.
坐骨神经? 听他瞎扯 Sciatica? - He is so full of it.
我没有 -不 亲爱的 没事的 No, I'm not. - No, sweetheart, it's okay.
他是条子! He's a cop!
乔安 别再玩你的拿破仑了
脑髓合胃口吗?
我们都喜欢 这是他的最爱 是吗 乔安
她真可惜 连脑子都没吃上
是 可惜呀
停 Stop.
我去看看她
不 不 不 No, no,no, no.
洛拉 没什么问题吧?
别担心 我会照顾她
你确定?
好吧 Okay.
洛拉? Lola?
我的天呐! Oh, my God!
你太有才了 肌肉不错 You're a genius. Nice muscles.
抱歉我们来晚了
这是我堂妹
她是聋哑人
她住在巴黎 我一直没机会见她
可否让她在这留宿一晚?
但已经没有单独的房间了
也许罗伊德不会介意睡沙发吧?
跟莉莉一起?
如果莉莉觉得没事...莉莉你不介意吧?
我们去休息了 We're going to go to bed.
谢了 伙计 你真好 -你妹的 都第二次了 Thanks, man. You're great. - Screw you. This is the second time.
聋哑人 Deaf-mute.
为什么在芝加哥会那么复杂? -不知道 Why is it so complicated in Chicago? - I don't know.
这里不复杂啊 It's not complicated here.
嘿 洛拉 -怎么了? Hey, Lol. - Yeah?
能帮我个忙吗? Can you do me a favor?
回芝加哥的时候能帮我保管吉他吗? Can you keep my guitar back in Chicago?
我现在只相信你了 You're the only person I can trust.
好的 Sure.
能跟你说件事吗? -什么事? Can I tell you something? - What?
其实这是我的第一次 It's actually my first time.
这是我离婚后的第一次 It's my first time since my divorce.
能爱一个人爱到痛的地步真好 It's so good to love someone so much it hurts.
都不知道人们怎么熬过来的 I don't know how people survive this.
说实话 我熬不了 Honestly, I don't.
不是我不爱你 就快擂台赛了
巴黎发生的那些 就留在巴黎吧
不 可是...
没有可是
嘿 -嘿 怎么? Hey. - Hey, what's up?
旅程怎样? 我要爆料 How did it go? I want the scoop.
什么爆料 -巴黎的呗 What scoop? - On Paris.
挺好玩的 It was cool.
好吧 都做了些什么? Okay, well, what did you do?
学校那些事 好比巴黎铁塔啦 很美的 School stuff. It was like, the Eiffel Tower, which is beautiful.
学了几句法语 没什么特别的 And learned some French. It was nothing special.
你呢? What about you?
我? -你干嘛了? Me? - Yeah, what did you do?
也没什么特别的 Really nothing special.
好了 你害怕嘛? Okay, are you scared?
如果他跟你亲嘴 表示他不介意做你男朋友 Well, if he kisses you on the lips, it means he's cool being your boyfriend.
如果没有 那没戏 If not, forget it.
嘿 Hey.
你干嘛呢? What are you doing?
够了 好了 Okay, yeah.
OK 别 拜托 -我爱你 Okay. No. Come on. - I love you.
你老爹还让你参加吗? So, is your old man going to let you play the gig?
还是得我们把你偷出来? Or are we going to have to tunnel you out?
开什么玩笑 我是不会让我老爸毁掉我们 Are you kidding? There's no way I'm going to let my dad ruin
签约的机会的 our chance at getting signed.
这很重要 对吧? This is huge, right?
这可是我们最大的一次机会了 老兄 I mean, it's like the biggest chance we have, dude.
你爹妈要是能收养我就好了 Maybe your parents could adopt me.
是呀 这样我哥哥 Yeah, but then my brother
就能在我家里跟我前女友亲热了 could be hooking up with my ex-girlfriend in my own house.
听着 伙计 关于那件事 Look, man, about that.
你只能将就过去 -没事 You just got to get over it. - It's cool.
听着 只要你别骗我 我们一切OK Look, just keep it real with me, and we'll be cool.
我们亲如兄弟的 对吧? I mean, we're like brothers, right?
我跟查德谈过了
然后呢?
一切都没事了
所以呢...?
\pos(200,280)}你是我的了
这太给力了 This is so awesome.
你个反人类分子 You're a sociopath.
好吧 我可不干这个 Okay, no, I'm not doing this.
为这课要死多少头猪啊? How many pigs had to die for this class?
动物协会干嘛的? Where's PETA?
你以为你们的骚货化妆品都是用什么试验的? What do you think they test all your ho makeup on?
别再每个女孩叫骚货了 过时了 行吗? Stop calling every girl a ho. It's getting old, okay?
随便吧 骚货 -谢谢你 Yeah, whatever, ho. - Thank you.
不谢 Welcome.
发自内心的呢 Yeah, it comes from the heart.
天呐 -太恶心了! Oh, my God. - That is so gross!
凯尔 住手! Kyle, stop!
开什么玩笑把房间整成这样 洛拉? Are you kidding me with this room right now, Lola?
简直是猪窝 It is a pigsty
好了 别碰我的东西了 All right, will you get out of my stuff?
你不可能在里面找到的 You're never going to find anything in there anyway.
如果我找不到我的毛衣 你就一个月别想找到你的电脑 Well, if I can't find my sweater, then you're losing your computer for a month.
好吧 爱你 老妈 爱你 老妈 All right. Love you, Mom, love you, Mom.
艾米丽的谎言真的管用了 "Emily's lie totally worked,
我终于跟凯尔做了 跟凯尔做了 "and I finally got to have sex with Kyle. Sex with Kyle."
这算母亲对孩子做最出格的事了吧? This is the worst thing you can do to your child, isn't it?
侵犯他们的隐私 To betray their secrets.
我感觉糟透了 I feel terrible.
那就告诉她 So tell her.
什么? -一五一十的 What? - All of it.
说你找到了她的日记 什么都知道了 告诉她 That you found her diary. That you know everything. Tell her.
那她永远不会原谅我的 But she would never forgive me.
好啊 Hello.
那么 你想谈谈? So, you wanted to talk?
我听着呢 I'm listening.
没错 想谈谈洛拉的事 Yes, I want to talk about Lola.
点东西了吗? Did you order?
你可别 Don't you start.
怎么了 - 我有个咨询师 What? - I have a therapist
喜欢说"嗯横" 我都快崩溃了 who says... and it drives me crazy.
你告诉她你跟别人好上了吗? Did you tell her how you're doing someone?
我没跟人好上 I am not doing anyone.
抱歉 是呀 你说的对 Oh, I'm sorry, yes. You're right.
男人就在外面有婊子 It's men who do sluts.
换做是女人就是跟了不起的男士造爱 You women are always making love to incredible gentlemen.
别说了 现在不是时候 Just stop it. This is really not the time.
我看挺是时候 This is a great time for me.
不过我忘了是跟道德前辈说话 But I forgot I'm speaking with Miss Moral High Ground.
洛拉在用毒品 Lola's doing drugs.
她在吸大麻 She's smoking pot.
她现在一团糟 She's a mess right now.
好吧 Well.
有你这个好榜样呗 You are her role model.
是呀 Yeah.
等她听说你的性生活之后 我倒想看看 When she hears about your new sex life, I can't wait for that.
嘿 -你是个蠢货 彻头彻尾的蠢货 Hey. - You're an idiot. An absolute idiot.
嘿... Hey...
回头见 I'll see you later.
快点 我们走! Come on, let's go!
我得走了 -来不及了 I gotta go. - Now. We're gonna be late.
好啊 安妮 -嗨 Hello, Anne. - Hi.
爱你 -好的 Love you. - Okay.
挺冷酷哈 That was cold.
我不太喜欢你跟那姑娘在一起 Well, I'm not crazy about you hanging outwith that girl.
那姑娘是我最好的朋友 我跟她玩是我的事 我的生活 That girl is my best friend. I'll hang outwith her if I want to. It's my life.
什么? -这是我的生活 What? - It's my life.
你是我女儿 我就有责任 You're my daughter, my responsibility.
除非你满18岁了 否则有些事情我不允许 And until you turn 18, there's a few things that I won't tolerate.
是吗 好比怎样? -好比 混日子 Really, like what? - Like messing up your life.
我没有混日子 I'm not messing up my life.
吸大麻 喝酒 跟人睡觉 Smoking pot, drinking alcohol, sleeping around.
你管那些叫什么? -谁告诉你的? What do you call that? - Where'd you get that?
我读了你的日记 行吗? I read your diary, okay?
什么 什么? -一个偶然 What? What? - It was an accident.
我在找我的毛衣 它掉出来了... I was looking for my sweater and it fell out...
根本不是意外! 它不会自己掉出来! That is not an accident! It did not fall!
我是藏着的 ! It was hidden, Mom!
现在我知道我们的处境了 Well, at least we now know we're on the same page.
你骗人! 你开什么玩笑? Yeah, you're a liar! Are you kidding?
你没权利那么做! You had no right to do that!
那是我的个人隐私! That is my private stuff!
你怎么那么贱! God, you're a bitch!
洛拉 洛拉! Lola! Lola!
洛拉! Lola!
洛拉 Lola!
这个家需要一个男人 This house needs a man.
我算什么? -噢 亲爱的 What about me? - Oh, sweetie.
我们需要谈谈 We just need to talk.
你要去哪儿? -去爸那 没意见吧? Where are you going? - To Dad's! Do you mind?
一点没有 我乐意载你去... No, not at all. I'll even be happy to drive you...
不 不用了 No! I got it.
拜 Bye.
过来 Come here.
我的宝贝 我懂 我懂 亲爱的 My baby. I know. I know, sweetheart.
没事 她会回来的 It'll be okay. She'll come back.
我没她说的那么过分 对吧? -有时候有点 I was never that bad, was I? - Well, sometimes you were.
我妈偷看了我的日记
艾米丽：不是吧!
我骂她犯贱了
我擦...如果我妈看到我的日记 我就挂了
我知道...那就更惨了
我爸肯定也读我日记了
我要往酱里放大蒜了 I'm putting garlic in the sauce.
不要 No.
好耶! Yes!
艾米丽 吃饭了! -来啦! Emily, it's dinner! - I'm coming!
温:你在哪儿?
这是JFK三角的图像 Is the image of the J-F-K triangle
ID向量转换后 by translation of vector I-D,
变成EAF三角还是EFJ三角? the E-A-F triangle or the E-F-J triangle?
好的 -温 -怎么? 'Okay- Yes? - Wen?
你知道向量是什么吧? You do know what a vector is, right?
【人名】
好比 汉尼拔·向量? Yeah, like Hannibal Vector?
有趣 听好 你在发短信吗? Cute. Look. Are you texting?
你在干嘛? 我根本没碰... What are you doing? I wasn't even on that...
好了 你给我专心听 Okay. I need you to focus on this.
我都告诉你向量了 你不是问向量嘛 I told you what a vector is. You asked what a vector is.
我都告诉你了 I told you what it is.
嘿 HEY,
那天超市帮我打圆场的事 我还没来得及谢你 I didn't get a chance to thank you for covering for me at the supermarket.
艾米丽 你不必谢我 Emily, there's no need to thank me.
但艾米丽 你是个漂亮的姑娘 也是个聪明的姑娘 But, Emily, you are a beautiful girl, and you're also a smart girl.
聪明的姑娘必须要靠谎言跟手段 得到想要的 And smart girls don't need lies and tricks to get what they want out of life.
懂我意思吗? You know what I'm saying?
嗯 懂了 好的 Yeah, totally. Okay.
还有 温人很好 是个好孩子 And also, Wen is very nice. He's a good kid.
或许你能多激励一下他把心思放在学习上 But maybe you could inspire him to focus a little bit more on his schoolwork.
好吧 -还有他手机上的图片 Okay. - And also the picture on his cell phone.
让他换掉吧 Get him to change it.
是呀 好的 Yeah. Okay.
好吧 我...我会的 再见了 Yeah, I'm gonna... I'll do that. Okay. Good-bye.
被我逮着了 你吃奶油了 I caught you. You just ate some cream.
我吃了 -我要吃点巧克力 I did. - I'm going to eat some chocolate.
也不是我最爱的口味 This doesn't make it my favorite.
瞧 我最奶油的部分 See, I like the cream the best.
我喜欢巧克力 I like the chocolate.
是呀 跟你母亲一样 Yeah, you're just like your mother.
一言难尽? Complicated?
相当的 Very-
亲爱的妈妈 很抱歉看了我的日记后 "Dear Mom, I'm sorry if what you read in my journal
让你对我的看法彻底改变了 "made you feel differently about me,
事实上 我真的很想告诉你每件事 "but the truth is, I wanted to tell you everything in there,
可是 我害怕 "but I was scared.
害怕你会怎么看我 害怕你会责怪自己 "Scared of what you'd think of me, and scared that you'd blame yourself;
你真的不用 "which you shouldn't.
我知道这一年我很难缠 而且也没对你感激 "I know I've been a real handful this year. And I haven't appreciated your love.
我离开后 我哭不是因为伤心 "Since I left, I'm not crying because I'm sad.
是因为我上您伤心了 而且错真的不在你 "It's because I made you sad, and you so don't deserve it.
我知道我们是两个极端 "I know we're both just coming from our own sides,
但或许我们能在中端相会 "but maybe we could meet in the middle.
我真的打心眼里想你 "I miss you so much it hurts.
爱你的 洛拉 "Love, Lola."
我也好想你 亲爱的 我不该读你的日记
洛拉:抱抱
想死你了 -我也想你 I missed you so much. - Missed you, too.
对不起 -没事的 我也抱歉 Sorry. - It's okay. I'm sorry, too.
乐队擂台赛 Battle of the Bands.
看看吧 Check it out.
乐队擂台 总决赛 -乐队擂台赛 Battle of the Bands. Finals. - Battle of the Bands.
发完了 -还真快 I'm out. - That was quick.
不知道 如果我在比赛前回家 我就出不来了 I don't know. If I go home before the show, my dad won't let me out.
等等 你不是说你搞定了吗 Wait, you said you had this taken care of.
你得想个办法 反正我家是去不了 You got to figure out something and we can't go to my house.
好吧 等你们想好后通知我 Okay, well, you guys figure it out and let me know,
我得去换衣服 but I got to go change.
得想点法子吧 Got to do something.
给你? -攻击我 For you? - Hit me.
妈? 能帮个忙吗? Mom? Can I ask you a favor?
这么快? 什么忙? Already? Yes?
就是...答应了你就是全球妈咪的榜样 It's like... You would be the best mom in the whole, wide world.
你想怎样? -就我那几个朋友 What do you want? - I just have a few friends
需要乐队练习 进来吧! that need to do band practice. Come here!
这是凯尔 你认识凯尔的 对吧? This is Kyle. You remember Kyle, right?
是的 嗨 -又见面了 Yes. Hi. - Nice to meet you again.
他有个演出 你最好了 拜! He has this show thing. You're the best. Bye!
谢谢 -嗨 Thank you. - Hi!
你是全球最棒的老妈 You're the best mom in the world.
凯尔! Kyle!
好吧 他完了 That's it. He's done.
结果出来了 We have our results,
本次擂台赛的冠军得主是 不洗头乐队! and the winner of the Battle of the Bands is No Shampoo!
有请他们再来一首! Let's have them sing another song!
谢谢大家 Thank you!
这首歌献给一个为我来说意义非凡的人 This song is for someone who means a lot to me.
我猜如果要我问这一年学到了什么 I guess if I've learned anything this year,
那就是你想装什么样的人都可以 it's that you can pretend to be anyone you want.
但在爱情面前 But when it comes to love,
我说的是真爱 I mean real love,
做你自己 才是最好的 the best thing is just be yourself.
实际上 我跟我老妈其实没那么不同 Truth is, me and Mom aren't so different.
经历这些以后 我们终于准备好让各自成长了 After all this, we're finally ready to let each other grow up.
好在的是 无论发生什么事 And it's nice to know, no matter what happens,
我们都会在彼此身旁 we'll always be there for each other.