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《宋飞正传》第八季 第3集 “怪异版杰瑞”
假如你被外星人绑架，会怎么样？ All right, how about this? You're abducted by aliens.
- 很好 - 他们把你带上太空船... - Fine. - Haul you aboard the mothership...
出于好奇将你带回他们的星球 ...take you back to their planet as a curiosity.
你想呆在他们的动物园里 还是马戏团里呢？ Now, would you rather be in their zoo or their circus?
我选择动物园 I gotta go zoo.
这样我能有更多自由支配的时间 I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.
但在马戏团，你有机会到处巡回演出 游览整个星球 In the circus, you get to ride on the train, see the whole planet.
不就是让我带顶帽子，跳跳火圈 I'm wearing a little hat. I'm jumping through fire.
把外星人的头放进我的嘴里… Putting their little alien heads in my mouth.
- 毕竟是娱乐性行业 - 对 - At least it's show business. - Yeah.
在动物园 他们或许会找个小妞陪我… But in the zoo, you know, they might put a woman in there with me...
…给我找个伴 ...to, you know, get me to mate.
如果她对你没兴趣呢？ What if she's got no interest in you?
那跟我现在没什么区别 Then I'm pretty much where I am right now.
只是上了太空船逛了几圈 Just got to take a ride on a spaceship.
乔治，为啥我不能用那家商店的卫生间？ George, why couldn't I use the bathroom in that store?
克莱默，相信我 这是市区最好的卫生间了 Kramer, trust me, this is the best bathroom in Midtown.
是的 He knows.
就在那边，往左拐 It's right in there, on the left.
高雅的大理石装饰，高天花板 冲水声就象飞机引擎 Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine:
听着，你们别等我了，我一会儿找你们 Now, listen, you better not wait. I'll catch you later.
- 真的吗？ - 是的 - You sure? - He knows.
正点 Nice.
为什么不试试你的求婚招数？ Why don't you try your engagement story?
- 没有用 - 真的吗？ - Won't work. - Are you sure?
是的 He knows.
听着，凯文，我很喜欢你 Look, Kevin, I really like you...
但是我想，我们最好还是做朋友 ...but maybe we'd be better off just being friends.
- 朋友？ - 是的，我的意思是... - Friends? - Yeah. I mean...
噢，天哪... Oh, God...
这里的吞拿鱼尝起来象一块旧海绵 ...this tuna tastes like an old sponge.
朋友，是啊，为什么不能呢？ Friends. Yeah. Why not friends?
也许我会喜欢那样呢 I might like to try that.
就象你和杰瑞一样 Like you and Jerry.
这该死的复印机又卡纸了 This damn thing is jammed again.
你知道为什么会这样吗？ You know what happens with these?
滚轴不够顺 The rollers, they get flat spots on them.
嘿，老板叫大家现在就去会议室 Hey, Leland wants everyone in the conference room now.
- 走吧 - 噢 - Come on, let's go. - Oh, yeah.
好的 Okay.
还记得我曾经跟你提过吉莉安… I was telling you about Gillian...
…一个替L.L.Bean做产品目录的朋友？ ...my friend who writes for the L.L. Bean catalog.
我认为你应该给她打个电话 I really think you should give her a call.
我不知道她的情况，你有...？ I don't know, do you have it...?
- 不错，那她...？ - 我把她的情况写在背面了 - Not bad. What does she...? - I put her stats on the back.
挺不错的，92年至95年，有一个正式男友 Pretty impressive. Serious boyfriend, '92 to '95.
- 有自己的车 - 对 - Owns her own car. - Yup.
最喜欢的总统，詹姆斯·波尔克 （译注：美国历史上第11任总统） Favorite president, James Polk.
让我看看 Let me see that.
你跟凯文怎样了？ 你一脚把他踢回肯塔基了吗？ So how'd it go with Kevin? Did you steel-toe his ass back to Kentucky?
你不会相信的 我告诉他，我只想和他做朋友 You are not gonna believe this. I told him that I just wanted to be friends.
他说没有问题，他真的只想做朋友 He's fine with it. He really wants to be friends.
- 为什么大家都要朋友？ - 事实上，那不算太糟糕 - Why would anybody want a friend? - It's really not that bad, actually.
他跟我说，他想去袖珍博物馆 He said he'd go to the Museum of Miniatures.
这些事你是永远不会做的 This is something you would never, ever do.
那里的玩意都太小了 I mean, all that stuff is so small.
没趣 Stupid.
你们说 如果我当时告诉那个前台我的婚姻故事 You know, if I told my engagement story to that receptionist...
告诉她，这是我的未婚妻 ...but told her this was my fianc閑...
- 什么？ - 难道你不明白吗？ - What? - Don't you see?
那样的女人就象住在紫禁城里的后宫佳丽 Women like that are like members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city.
我这样的人已经上千年没有进去过了 People like me have not been inside in thousands of years.
但如果我有这个 那我就象是他们中的一份子了 But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own.
我的手已经打了标记，我来去自由 My hand's been stamped. I come and go as I please.
噢，那你惨了 Well, you've cracked it.
我已提醒皇后，你要混进去 I warned the queen you were getting close and...
现在看来，我们得把整个紫禁城搬走才行 ...now it looks like we're gonna have to move the whole damn forbidden city.
- 我能留着它吗？ - 不，我还要留着 - Can I keep this? - No, I need it.
谢谢 Thanks.
你好，我想见一下范得力先生 Hi. I'm... I'm here to see a Mr. Art Vandalay.
对不起，这里没有范得力先生 I'm sorry, sir, there is no Mr. Vandalay here.
噢，让我... Well, let me...
让我看看是否看错了名字 Let me just check and make sure I have the right name.
我好像...噢，我... I seem to... Oh, l...
她真漂亮，她是谁？ Oh, she's beautiful. Who is she?
如果你想知道的话 她是我的未婚妻，苏姗 Well, if you must know, she was my fianc閑, Susan.
愿她安息 May she rest in peace.
真对不起，她真可爱 I am so sorry. She was lovely.
- 我叫阿曼达 - 我叫乔治 - I'm Amanda. - I'm George.
- 今天干得不错，克莱默 - 你知道他们说什么吗？ - Good work today, K-Man. - You know what they say:
你不是卖牛扒的，你是卖嘶嘶声的 You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.
- 谁想喝酒？我买单 - 这样的话，算上我 - Who's up for drinks? I'm buying. - In that case, make mine a double.
- 杰瑞？ - 吉莉安 - Jerry? - Gillian.
- 你好 - 很高兴认识你 - Hi. - It's very nice to meet you.
很高兴认识你 It's nice to meet you.
她有一双男人手 She had man-hands.
- 男人手？ - 男人的手 - Man-hands? - The hands of a man.
她就像是希腊神话的半兽人 It's like a creature out of Greek mythology.
一半象女人，一半象野兽 I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.
如果她没有手，你会喜欢吗？ Would you prefer it if she had no hands at all?
她有钩子？ Would she have hooks?
杰瑞，钩子看起来会更迷人吗？ Do... Do hooks make it more attractive, Jerry?
看起来很酷 Kind of cool-looking.
好的，听着，你明天会来接我，对吗？ Okay, listen. You're picking me up from White Plains tomorrow, right?
是的 Yeah. Yeah.
我有五大箱的纽扣 Okay, I got five huge boxes of buttons.
如果你需要一双那样的手 我知道你可以联系谁 If you need an extra set of hands, I know who you can call.
- 克莱默？ - 嘿，伙计 - Kramer? - Hey, buddy. Hey.
现在才早晨八点，你在干什么？ It's 8 in the morning. What the hell is going on?
早餐，我必须在九点前到达 勃兰特·利兰那儿 Breakfast. I gotta be in at Brandt-Leland by 9.
为什么？ Why?
因为我在那里工作，这就是原因 Because I'm working there, that's why.
我沉睡了多久了？现在是多少年了？ How long have I been asleep? What year is it?
杰瑞，我不知道你是否留意到... Look, Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed...
…最近我都游手好闲 ...but lately I've been drifting aimlessly.
既然你都意识到了… Now that you mention it...
我终于知道我的生活遗失了什么 But I finally realized what's missing in my life.
组织 Structure.
在勃兰特·利兰，我把事情理顺了 And at Brandt-Leland, I'm getting things done.
我喜欢一起工作的同事 And I love the people I'm working with.
- 他们给你多少薪水？ - 不，不，不，我不要任何薪水 - How much are they paying you? - No, no, no. I don't want any pay.
我为自己工作 I'm doing this just for me.
明白了 Clearly.
那么，你成天在那里做什么呢？ So, what do you do down there all day?
关注生意 TCB.
你知道的，就是关注生意 You know, taking care of business.
我该走了，好的，那么 I gotta go. All right, then.
晚上见 I'll see you tonight.
差点忘记了公文包 Forget my briefcase.
- 里面有什么呀？ - 饼干 - Well, what do you got in there? - Crackers.
那张照片真的有用啊 So the picture worked. Amazing!
她希望我穿着自然，醒目点 Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual.
我该怎么穿呢？ What...? What is that?
- 我不知道，但你不可能穿出那种味道 - 好的，再见 - I don't know, but you don't have it. - Right. Bye.
- 你今天去了哪儿？ - 什么？ - Where were you today? - What?
来接我 Pick up.
- 该死的 - 你究竟去哪儿了？ - Damn. - So? Where were you?
我猜，就在家里 然后，出门，买了一份报纸 Here, I guess. And I went out and picked up a paper.
我只好找凯文来接我 I had to ask Kevin to leave his office and come and pick me up.
- 这不是朋友该做的吗？ - 是的 - Well, what are friends for? - Yes.
他是我的朋友，杰瑞 And he is a friend, Jerry.
他可靠，他善解人意，你和他正好相反 He's reliable, he's considerate, he's like your exact opposite.
他就是古怪杰瑞 So he's Bizarro Jerry.
古怪杰瑞？ Bizarro Jerry?
是的，就好像古怪超人 Yeah, like Bizarro Superman.
正好和超人相反 Superman's exact opposite...
住在一切相反的古怪世界 ...who lives in the backwards Bizarro World.
上就是下，下就是上 Up is down, down is up.
人们走的说"你好”，来的时候说“再见” He says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.
他不是应该说“见再”吗？ Shouldn't he say "badbye"?
那不正是再见的相反吗？ Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?
不，还是再见 No, it's still goodbye.
- 他住在水下吗？ - 不 - Does he live underwater? - No.
- 他是黑人？ - 咱们还是忘掉这事吧，好吗？ - Is he black? - Just forget the whole thing, all right?
喔，伙计们 Wow, man.
今天可真累 What a day.
- 我得喝点什么 - 上班很辛苦？ - Could I use a drink! - Tough day at the office?
人们不断的来，电话不停的响 People kept coming in, and that phone just wouldn't stop.
我们得走了，我们七点要去舞会 We better get going if we're gonna go to that 7:00 Hall of Fusion.
我不去了，好忙的 Yeah, well, count me out. I'm swimming in it.
利兰这老头给的这些报告已经够我头痛了 Old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports.
如果九点前不处理完，那我就完了 If I don't get them done by 9, I'm toast.
好了，我得走了 All right, I have to go.
对了，能否小声一点？ Oh, and listen, could you keep it down to a low roar?
我们得工作到凌晨，谢谢 Some of us have to work in the morning. Thanks.
这地方真不错 This is a fantastic place.
我一直认为这里是猪肉加工厂 I always thought it was a meat-packing plant.
嘿，阿曼达 Hey, Amanda.
他们是我的朋友 安娜贝尔，贾斯汀那和麦琪 These are my friends, Annabell, Justina and Mickey.
- 我们以前都是模特 - 噢，模特 - We used to model together. - Oh, modeling.
好玩吗？ What's that like, fun?
笨蛋，笨蛋，笨蛋 Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
麦琪，这次巴黎走秀怎么样？ So, Mickey, how was Paris this time?
无聊 A bore.
我的已故未婚妻苏姗很喜欢巴黎 You know who used to love Paris? My dead fianc閑, Susan.
我这里有她一张照片 In fact, I think I may have a picture of her.
她真漂亮 She was beautiful.
想跳舞吗？ Do you wanna dance?
- 杰瑞，想吃点面包吗？ - 不，不，谢谢，我还不饿 - Would you like some bread, Jerry? - No. No, thanks, I'm just not hungry.
那好吧，你喝点啤酒吧 Well, then, at least drink your beer.
开瓶器都不用 It's not a twist-off.
你脸上有点东西 You have a little something on your face.
我来好了 I can get it.
不，不，不，不是那儿，往上点 No, no, no. You're missing it. It's higher.
是根睫毛，许个愿吧 It's an eyelash. Make a wish.
- 我不想许愿 - 许个愿 - I don't want to. - Make a wish.
好吧 Okay.
没有实现 Didn't come true.
你喜欢龙虾吗？ Don't you just love lobster?
那家袖珍博物馆太棒了 That Museum of Miniatures was amazing.
是啊，很小 - I know, it was so tiny. - Yeah.
嘿，伙计，伊琳，请坐 Hey, guys. Elaine, sit down.
这是我的朋友，这是吉恩... These are a couple of my friends. This is Gene...
…这位我们叫他费尔德蒙 ...and this guy we just call Feldman.
古怪的世界 Bizarro World.
杰瑞，真难以置信 Jerry, it was incredible.
我眼前都是模特 Models as far as the eye could see.
- 看来是真的 - 是的，传说是真的 - Then it does exist. - Yes, the legends are true.
你打算什么时候再和她们出去约会？ When are you going out with her again?
不 I'm not.
我已经进城了 I'm inside the walls.
所以你开始断后路了 So you're gonna burn that bridge.
- 对 - 我们几时约她们？ - Flame on! - So when are we going?
她们都很赶潮流的 Well, it's a pretty fast-paced crowd.
你会穿什么衣服呢？这件吗？ What would you wear? That?
你知道的，是我在跟照片里的女人约会的 You know, I'm the one who's actually dating the woman in the picture.
是的 Yeah.
但我跟她订婚了 But I was engaged to her.
- 这次我请客 - 你上次请过了 - I got it. - You got it last time.
没关系 Don't worry about it.
真难以置信 This is unbelievable.
伊琳，如果有个闹钟 Say, Elaine, what do you think of an alarm clock...
在叫你起床时自动告诉你天气情况 觉得怎么样？ ...that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up?
喔，我认为这是一个很有意思的想法 费尔德蒙 Well, I gotta say, I think that that is a fantastic idea, Feldman.
我觉得不够现实 I don't know. It's not practical.
再见，伊琳 Well, see you later, Elaine.
我们要去图书馆 Feldman and I gotta get down to the library.
- 你们去哪儿干嘛？ - 读书 - What are you gonna do down there? - Read.
你好 Hello.
吉莉安一会儿要来，我得和她分手 So Gillian's coming over later. I'm gonna end it.
一想起那双手，我就觉得我在跟 “野兽乔治”约会（译注：传奇摔跤手） Those meaty paws. I feel like I'm dating George "The Animal" Steele.
是的 Yeah.
也许我应该把她绑在冰箱上 卖票让人参观 Maybe I'll chain her to the refrigerator and sell tickets.
很好 That's nice.
克莱默，放下报纸 你不再听我说话了 Kramer, put the paper down. You never listen to me anymore.
- 我们几乎没机会交谈 - 我们不正在交谈吗？ - We hardly even talk. - Well, we're talking now, aren't we?
- 我只能在每天早晨见你20分钟 - 我们走吧 - I see you 20 minutes in the morning... - Oh, here we go.
等你回到家，你累得一团糟 ...and when you come home you're exhausted.
- 我们什么也不做了 - 你想和我做什么？ - We never do anything anymore. - What are you starting with me for?
你知道的，这是我这一年里最糟糕的时刻 You know this is my crazy time of year.
这才是你的第三天 It's your third day.
我得回去工作了，下次我们再谈这事儿 I gotta go to work. We'll talk about this later.
好吧... Well...
如果要晚归，记得打个电话回来 ...call if you're gonna be late.
- 你们俩这是怎么了 - 我不想谈这个 - What is going on with you two? - Oh, I don't wanna talk about it.
好吧，对了，你看到我的... All right, listen. Have you seen my addre...?
它在这里，好吧，再见 There it is. Okay. I got it. I'll see you later.
等一下，你要去哪儿？我们最近很少见面 Hey, wait a second. Where you going? I hardly ever see you anymore.
噢，我... Well, l...
我要去瑞吉店 I guess I've been at Reggies.
就那个古怪咖啡店？ The Bizarro coffee shop?
凯文和他的朋友都是好人 Kevin and his friends are nice people.
他们做好事 They do good things.
- 他们读看书 - 我也有看（报纸） - They read. - I read.
是看书，杰瑞 Books, Jerry.
真伟大 Big deal.
我不能把我的余生浪费在 I can't spend the rest of my life...
每隔10分钟就走进这间烂臭公寓 ...coming into this stinking apartment every 10 minutes...
告诉你我每分钟遇见到的令人烦躁的 ...to pore over the excruciating minutiae...
无聊琐碎的事 ...of every single daily event.
为什么不能？就象昨天，我去银行存款 Why not? Like, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a deposit...
- 出纳员给了我这副表情 - 再见，我得走了 ...and the teller gives me this look... - I'll see you later, man. I gotta go.
整个体制都崩溃了 The whole system is breaking down.
嗨，阿曼达，你好 Hey. Amanda, hi, yeah.
我觉得我们做朋友会比较好 Listen, you know, I'm thinking we might just be better off being friends.
是的，你知道吗？我现在还不能说 Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I can't really talk about it right now.
再见 Bye-bye.
不，不要啊 No. No!
- 朋友？只是朋友 - 是的 - Friends? Just friends. - Yeah.
一会儿还去看电影吗？ All right. Well, do you still wanna see a movie later?
我希望可以，但我们只是朋友 I wish I could, but we're friends.
- 我想去洗个手 - 好的 - I'm just gonna go wash my hands. - Good idea.
架子上有条沙滩毯 There's a beach towel on the rack.
- 你好 - 杰瑞 - Yeah. - Jerry!
我的吹风机把照片给毁了 My hair dryer ruined the picture.
没有它我就进不了紫禁城了 I need one or I can't get back into the forbidden city.
你在说什么？ Who is this?
杰瑞，你得帮我再拿一张 ”男人手“的照片 Jerry! I need you to get another picture of man-hands.
我求你了 L'm begging you.
如果我拿到了 你会带我去那俱乐部痛快玩一次吗？ If I get it, will you take me to that club and show me a good time?
是的，当然了，什么都依你 Yes, yes, all right. Anything.
好的 Okay.
拿到了 Got it.
杰瑞 Jerry.
- 嘿，杰瑞？ - 我在这儿 - Hey, Jerry? - I'm right here.
- 你很晚啊 - 是的，我加班了 - You're late. - Yeah, well, I got held up, you know.
- 你的手怎么了？ - 你还关心呢 - What happened to your hand? - Like you care.
- 工作太忙了，忘了时间 - 是的，是的 - Work piled up, I lost track of the time. - Sure. Sure.
- 你和你的工作 - 伊琳去了古怪世界 You and your work. Elaine's off in the Bizarro World...
乔治只会在他想要东西的时候才打过来 ...George only calls when he wants something...
留下我一个人象这盘鸡一样坐在这里 ...and I'm left sitting here like this chicken.
而且，这鸡是为我们俩准备的 Which, by the way, was for two.
- 什么？你煮的？ - 我买的，味道还不错 - What? You cooked? - I ordered in. It's still effort.
- 天啊 - 怎么了？ - Jeez. - What's wrong?
- 我胃疼 - 你可能得了胃溃疡 - It's my stomach. - You're probably getting an ulcer.
工作害了你 This job is killing you.
也害了我们俩 It's killing us.
知道吗？你是对的 You know what? You're right.
这些报告是可以晚点交的 These reports, they can wait.
我们今晚出去玩吧，什么地方都可以 Say we go out tonight. Any place you want.
- 咖啡店？ - 你决定 - The coffee shop? - You got it.
我打电话叫上乔治 I'll call George.
嘿，那不是伊琳吗？ Hey, isn't that Elaine?
也许她还有“男人手”的照片 Maybe she can get another picture.
- 伊琳？ - 伊琳？ - Elaine? - Elaine?
- 伊琳？ - 你好，伊琳 - Elaine? - Hey, Elaine.
你好，我们在这里 Hi. Over here.
杰瑞，乔治，克莱默... Jerry, George, Kramer...
这是凯文，基恩和费尔德蒙 ...this is Kevin, Gene and Feldman.
- 你好 - 很高兴认识你们 - Yeah. - Nice to meet you.
这真奇怪啊 This is really weird.
你们能等我们一下吗？ Could you guys excuse us just for a moment?
- 当然 - 谢谢 - Sure. - Thanks.
你们想干什么？ What? What do you guys want?
我想再要一张吉莉安的照片 I've got to have another picture of Gillian.
我尝试帮他拿 不过我的手差点被她给拧断了 I tried to get him one, but man-hands almost ripped my arm out.
- 你本来可以拿到的 - 我不行 - You could have. - I could not.
伙计们，我得走了，放轻松 Guys, I gotta go. Take it easy.
伊琳？ Elaine?
- 我能跟着去吗？ - 抱歉 - Can I come? - I'm sorry.
我们已经有一个乔治了 We've already got a George.
你找我有什么事吗，利兰先生？ What did you wanna see me about, Mr. Leland?
克莱默，我看过你的工作 坦白讲只是快速看了一下，太糟糕了 Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks.
噢，我... Well, I...
我家里出了点事 I've been having trouble at home.
我会更努力工作的 晚上，周末，任何时候 I mean, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes.
不，我觉得这样不行 No. No. I don't think that's going to do it.
你交上来的这些报告 These reports you handed in...
显得你好像没有接触过任何商业培训 ...it's almost as if you have no business training at all.
我不知道为什么会这样 I don't know what this is supposed to be.
是的，我正在努力赶上 Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
抱歉，我们不能留你 Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.
我本来就没有真正在这里工作 But I don't even really work here.
这就是出现问题的原因 That's what makes this so difficult.
你好，我是乔治 Hi, I'm George.
你确定你应该在这里出现吗？ Are you sure you're supposed to be here?
是的，是的 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
我以前跟我的未婚妻来过这里 I used to come here with my fianc閑...
当时这里还是个猪肉加工厂 ...back when it was a meat-packing plant.
这是她的照片 Here's her picture.
你是做什么的？专剪报刊杂志的，还是？ What'd you do? Cut this out of a magazine or something?
- 什么？ - 这是我 - What? - That's me.
这是我以前拍过的一个倩碧广告 It's from a Clinique ad I did.
我看看 Look at that.
走吧，这是私人聚会 Let's go. Private party.
我是伊琳 It's Laney.
- 你好，伊琳 - 你好，凯文 - Hi, Elaine. - Hi, Kevin.
- 进来吧 - 好的 - Come on in. - Okay.
你好，基恩 Hi, Gene.
- 怎么了？ - 在看书 - What's up? - Just reading.
嘿，你在干嘛？ Hey, what are you doing?
- 吃橄榄呢 - 你有问过我吗？ - Eating olives. - Ever hear of asking?
- 谁呀？ - 费尔德蒙 - Who is it? - Feldman.
- 对面房的 - 等等 - From across the hall. - Hold on.
- 你好 - 你好，凯文 - Hey. - Hey, Kevin.
- 你好 - 看我遇到谁了 - Hi. - Look who I ran into.
- 你好，凯文 - 你好，瓦格斯 - Hello, Kevin. - Hello, Vargas.
- 这周末想去看比赛吗？ - 太好了 - Wanna catch a game this weekend? - Great.
- 我们一会儿见 - 好的 - I'll see you later. - Okay.
瓦格斯 Vargas.
- 看，我拿到了 - 太好了 - Well, I got them. - All right.
嘿，伊琳，费尔德蒙帮我们拿到了 波修瓦音乐厅的门票 Hey, Elaine, Feldman was able to get us all tickets to the Bolshoi.
- 第四排，中间 - 太棒了 - Fourth row, center. - Get out!
- 你怎么了？ - 噢，凯文 - What's the matter with you? - Oh, Kevin.
对不起，有什么需要我帮忙的吗？ I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do?
你做得还不够吗？ Haven't you done enough already?
我只是... I'll just...
门... It's...
门锁上了 It's locked.
就是这里了？ So this is it, huh?
是这里了 But it was here.
是在这里，我告诉你，真的是在这里 It was here, I'm telling you. It was really here.
这里有一个吧台和舞池 There was a bar and a dance floor.
我猜DJ就在屠宰台后面 I guess the DJ booth was over there behind the bone saw?
乔治，我们走吧 Let's get out of here, George.
上班时 我发现大堂有个电话可以免费打长途 At work, I discovered a pay phone in the lobby that has free long distance.
那你怎么做了？ Oh, so, what did you do?
我打给电话公司，马上告诉他们这个问题 I called the phone company and immediately reported the error.
很好 Nice.
- 谁啊？ - 费尔德蒙 - Who is it? - Feldman.
- 对面房的 - 等等 - From across the hall. - Hold on.
- 凯文，我买了一些东西 - 又买了？ - Kevin. Brought you some groceries. - Again?
- 费尔德蒙，你不用这样 - 嘿，朋友不就应该这样吗？ - Feldman, you didn't have to do that. - Hey, what are friends for?
我说再多也不够... You know, I may not say this enough...
你们俩是我最好的朋友 ...but you two are about the best friends a guy could have.
我很高兴 Me so happy.
我好想哭 Me want to cry.
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