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[Events]
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Dialogue: 2,0:00:05.20,0:00:06.85,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I want to know more about my pilot.
Dialogue: 1,0:00:05.20,0:00:06.85,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我想多了解一点我所坐飞机的机长
Dialogue: 2,0:00:06.85,0:00:11.30,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I think it's fucking crazy that we just fly with a nigga and we never see him.
Dialogue: 1,0:00:06.85,0:00:11.30,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,真是很难相信 我们就这么坐在一个自己根本没见过的人开的飞机上
Dialogue: 2,0:00:13.15,0:00:17.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Like, when I get on the plane, I want to look that nigga in his eyes and be like,
Dialogue: 1,0:00:13.15,0:00:17.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,等我上了飞机以后 我想看着机长的眼睛 说
Dialogue: 2,0:00:17.67,0:00:19.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,, "Did you sleep?"
Dialogue: 1,0:00:17.67,0:00:19.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你昨天睡好了没
Dialogue: 2,0:00:20.44,0:00:23.26,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"Everything good at home? How's your wife?
Dialogue: 1,0:00:20.44,0:00:23.26,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,家里一切都好吧 老婆怎么样
Dialogue: 2,0:00:24.09,0:00:26.84,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You gamble, bro? Like, what's up with you?"
Dialogue: 1,0:00:24.09,0:00:26.84,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你平时好赌吗 老兄 你咋样啊
Dialogue: 2,0:00:28.38,0:00:29.93,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}Good evening. Welcome aboard.{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:00:28.38,0:00:29.93,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,晚上好 欢迎登机
Dialogue: 2,0:00:29.93,0:00:32.17,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}Thank you for choosing Right on Time Airlines.{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:00:29.93,0:00:32.17,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,感谢你们选择了正是时候航空
Dialogue: 2,0:00:32.82,0:00:36.40,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}Please find your seat and step out of the aisle{\i} {\i1}to make room for your neighbor behind you.{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:00:32.82,0:00:36.40,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,请您找到自己的座位坐下 让出走道 为您后方的乘客让出路来
Dialogue: 2,0:00:37.04,0:00:40.05,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}Fasten those seat belts. We'll be taking off shortly.{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:00:37.04,0:00:40.05,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,系好安全带 我们马上就要起飞了
Dialogue: 2,0:00:43.75,0:00:44.77,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 1,0:00:43.75,0:00:44.77,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,嘿
Dialogue: 2,0:00:45.79,0:00:47.20,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,you're a comedian, right?
Dialogue: 1,0:00:45.79,0:00:47.20,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你是个喜剧演员 对吧
Dialogue: 2,0:00:47.20,0:00:49.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yeah, uh, my name is Michael--
Dialogue: 1,0:00:47.20,0:00:49.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,对 呃 我的名字是Michael
Dialogue: 2,0:00:49.35,0:00:52.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Blackson. Right, I knew it.
Dialogue: 1,0:00:49.35,0:00:52.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,Blackson 对 我就知道
Dialogue: 2,0:00:52.10,0:00:56.02,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, I loved you on "Wild 'N Out," man, you hilarious mother sucker.
Dialogue: 1,0:00:52.10,0:00:56.02,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我特别喜欢你那场演出《Wild 'N Out》 你太好笑了
Dialogue: 2,0:00:56.66,0:00:58.07,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm surprised to see you here, though.
Dialogue: 1,0:00:56.66,0:00:58.07,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不过我没想到能在这见到你
Dialogue: 2,0:00:58.07,0:01:00.00,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yeah, my auntie booked this flight for me.
Dialogue: 1,0:00:58.07,0:01:00.00,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,是啊 这次机票是我一个阿姨给我订的
Dialogue: 2,0:01:00.00,0:01:02.75,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,She said she used some kind of church coupon or-I don't know.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:00.00,0:01:02.75,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,她说她用了什么教堂的优惠券什么的 我不清楚
Dialogue: 2,0:01:02.75,0:01:05.53,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,This is the flight the "Lort" wanted you to be on.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:02.75,0:01:05.53,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这就是煮想让你坐上的那一架飞机
Dialogue: 2,0:01:05.80,0:01:08.29,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- The who? - The "Lort."
Dialogue: 1,0:01:05.80,0:01:08.29,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-谁 -煮
Dialogue: 2,0:01:08.29,0:01:10.43,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Good evening, saints.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:08.29,0:01:10.43,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,晚上好 圣徒们
Dialogue: 2,0:01:10.43,0:01:12.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm your pilot, Pastor Julian,
Dialogue: 1,0:01:10.43,0:01:12.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我是今天的驾驶员 Pastor Julian
Dialogue: 2,0:01:12.67,0:01:16.57,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,and I will be delivering the good word throughout the flight.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:12.67,0:01:16.57,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,本次航班就由我来为你们传达主的话语
Dialogue: 2,0:01:16.57,0:01:17.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Go on, now.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:16.57,0:01:17.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,快讲吧
Dialogue: 2,0:01:17.35,0:01:20.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}Our flight time today is just around seven hours,{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:01:17.35,0:01:20.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们今天的航班全程大约七个小时
Dialogue: 2,0:01:20.72,0:01:24.43,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,but we're asking Jesus to blow His mighty breath
Dialogue: 1,0:01:20.72,0:01:24.43,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但我们正在乞求耶稣降下他的神圣之息
Dialogue: 2,0:01:24.43,0:01:26.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,and bring us in in just under three.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:24.43,0:01:26.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,让我们三个小时之内就能到
Dialogue: 2,0:01:26.72,0:01:27.75,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}Now, before we go any further,{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:01:26.72,0:01:27.75,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,在我们说下去之前
Dialogue: 2,0:01:27.75,0:01:29.79,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'd like you to turn to your neighbor and say
Dialogue: 1,0:01:27.75,0:01:29.79,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我想让你们跟你的邻座面对面 然后说
Dialogue: 2,0:01:29.79,0:01:31.14,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"Jesus, take the wheel!"
Dialogue: 1,0:01:29.79,0:01:31.14,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,上帝 你来开
Dialogue: 2,0:01:31.14,0:01:33.17,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Jesus, take the wheel!
Dialogue: 1,0:01:31.14,0:01:33.17,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,上帝 你来开
Dialogue: 2,0:01:33.17,0:01:34.85,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Well, the pilot should take the wheel, right?
Dialogue: 1,0:01:33.17,0:01:34.85,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,好吧 不过飞机应该由是机长来开 对吧
Dialogue: 2,0:01:34.85,0:01:36.83,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Jesus is the pilot, brother.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:34.85,0:01:36.83,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,上帝就是机长 兄弟
Dialogue: 2,0:01:36.83,0:01:38.97,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}If the cabin pressure changes,{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:01:36.83,0:01:38.97,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,如果舱内气压有扰动
Dialogue: 2,0:01:38.97,0:01:42.55,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,just start talking in tongues-- a couple of "bashambalas"
Dialogue: 1,0:01:38.97,0:01:42.55,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,就开始默念几遍 巴山不勒斯
Dialogue: 2,0:01:42.55,0:01:45.30,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,and masks {\i1}will drop down in front of you.{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:01:42.55,0:01:45.30,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,然后氧气面罩将会在您的面前落下
Dialogue: 2,0:01:46.64,0:01:47.55,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Amen.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:46.61,0:01:47.57,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,阿门
Dialogue: 2,0:01:47.57,0:01:48.70,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That's not safe.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:47.57,0:01:48.70,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这不太安全吧
Dialogue: 2,0:01:48.70,0:01:50.50,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What is going on with this flight?
Dialogue: 1,0:01:48.70,0:01:50.50,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这趟航班上的人都怎么了
Dialogue: 2,0:01:50.50,0:01:52.38,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Spirit is speaking to me...
Dialogue: 1,0:01:50.50,0:01:52.38,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,圣灵正在与我沟通
Dialogue: 2,0:01:52.38,0:01:53.32,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- The Spirit? - Shh.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:52.38,0:01:53.31,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-圣灵 -嘘
Dialogue: 2,0:01:53.31,0:01:55.70,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,And there may be turbulence along the way.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:53.32,0:01:55.70,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,飞行途中可能会遇到一些颠簸
Dialogue: 2,0:01:55.70,0:01:58.15,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We know that ain't nothing but the devil.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:55.70,0:01:58.15,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不过我们都知道那不过是魔鬼在作怪
Dialogue: 2,0:01:58.15,0:01:59.75,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,So, in the event of any ruckus,
Dialogue: 1,0:01:58.15,0:01:59.75,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,所以 如遇任何的扰动
Dialogue: 2,0:01:59.75,0:02:02.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,please take your tambourines, located under your seats...
Dialogue: 1,0:01:59.75,0:02:02.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,请拿起位于你们座椅下方的铃鼓
Dialogue: 3,0:02:02.87,0:02:06.33,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\pos(1400,1050)}And we will shake his tail right on back to hell...
Dialogue: 1,0:02:02.87,0:02:06.33,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,{\pos(1400,1000)}然后让我们把他摇回地狱去
Dialogue: 2,0:02:02.87,0:02:04.83,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\pos(350,1050)}Ain't no tambourines under-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.87,0:02:04.83,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,{\pos(350,1000)}座位底下才没有什么
Dialogue: 2,0:02:04.83,0:02:06.33,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\pos(350,1050)}Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.83,0:02:06.33,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,{\pos(350,1000)}不是吧
Dialogue: 3,0:02:06.33,0:02:07.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\pos(1400,1050)}{\i1}Where he belongs.{\i}
Dialogue: 2,0:02:06.33,0:02:07.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,{\pos(1400,1000)}他就该在那好好待着
Dialogue: 2,0:02:07.87,0:02:09.47,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I think I'm on the wrong flight.
Dialogue: 1,0:02:07.87,0:02:09.47,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我觉得我好像上错飞机了
Dialogue: 2,0:02:09.47,0:02:11.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Ma'am, excuse me, can you open that door, please?
Dialogue: 1,0:02:09.47,0:02:11.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,女士 请问一下 你能开一下门吗
Dialogue: 2,0:02:11.65,0:02:18.24,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}Today's meal choices will be macaroni and cheese, collard greens, candied yams, and okra{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:02:11.65,0:02:18.24,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,今天的菜单包括芝士通心粉 羽衣甘蓝 拔丝地瓜和秋葵
Dialogue: 2,0:02:18.24,0:02:21.90,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,with a choice of fried fish or a smothered pork chop...
Dialogue: 1,0:02:18.24,0:02:21.90,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,您也可以选择炸鱼或闷猪排
Dialogue: 2,0:02:21.90,0:02:26.38,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Served with a half lemonade, half sweet tea, half Sprite.
Dialogue: 1,0:02:21.90,0:02:26.38,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,配上今天的饮料 一半柠檬水 一半甜茶 一半雪碧
Dialogue: 2,0:02:26.38,0:02:28.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I guess I can stay for-- it's only three to seven hours, yeah.
Dialogue: 1,0:02:26.38,0:02:28.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我觉得我还是能坚持一下的 毕竟也就飞那么三到七个小时
Dialogue: 2,0:02:28.67,0:02:33.73,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}Our in-flight entertainment will be Tyler Perry's "Madea Gets Curncer."{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:02:28.67,0:02:33.73,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们的机上娱乐节目是Tyler Perry主演的《Madea得唉证》
Dialogue: 4,0:02:39.95,0:02:43.16,ch - 歌词,atg2,0,0,0,,{\i1}♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me hear you say ♪{\i}
Dialogue: 4,0:02:43.24,0:02:46.70,ch - 歌词,atg2,0,0,0,,{\i1}♪ Your folks, my folks ♪{\i}
Dialogue: 4,0:02:46.79,0:02:49.16,ch - 歌词,atg2,0,0,0,,{\i1}♪ My folks, your folks ♪{\i}
Dialogue: 4,0:02:49.25,0:02:51.58,ch - 歌词,atg2,0,0,0,,{\i1}♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪{\i}
Dialogue: 4,0:02:51.67,0:02:53.42,ch - 歌词,atg2,0,0,0,,{\i1}♪ Yeah! ♪{\i}
Dialogue: 4,0:02:53.50,0:02:54.63,ch - 歌词,atg2,0,0,0,,{\i1}♪ Ha! ♪{\i}
Dialogue: 2,0:02:57.10,0:03:02.47,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I know how successful I'm becoming by the favors that are being asked of me.
Dialogue: 1,0:02:57.10,0:03:02.47,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我判断自己有多出名的方式就是看别人请我办的事是多大的事
Dialogue: 2,0:03:02.80,0:03:04.01,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You know what I mean?
Dialogue: 1,0:03:02.80,0:03:04.01,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你懂我意思吗
Dialogue: 2,0:03:04.01,0:03:07.28,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Like, I remember when people would come up to me with tears in their eyes like,
Dialogue: 1,0:03:04.01,0:03:07.28,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我记得之前会有人眼含热泪地走到我面前 对我说
Dialogue: 2,0:03:07.28,0:03:09.93,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"Man, I just need $50."
Dialogue: 1,0:03:07.28,0:03:09.93,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,“兄弟 我真的需要50块钱”
Dialogue: 2,0:03:10.30,0:03:12.18,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,And now niggas come with them same tears like,
Dialogue: 1,0:03:10.30,0:03:12.18,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,而现在他们还是那样饱含热泪地走过来 跟我说
Dialogue: 2,0:03:12.18,0:03:14.12,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"Man, I just really want this Sprinter Van."
Dialogue: 1,0:03:12.18,0:03:14.12,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,“兄弟 我真的很想要这辆奔驰商务车”
Dialogue: 2,0:03:15.62,0:03:19.15,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Like... what happened to $50, nigga? Damn.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:15.62,0:03:19.15,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,五十块已经满足不了你了吗 兄弟 真是的
Dialogue: 2,0:03:19.15,0:03:22.11,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,When did your problems get so grand?
Dialogue: 1,0:03:19.15,0:03:22.11,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你的问题什么时候变这么宏大了
Dialogue: 2,0:03:26.07,0:03:29.00,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Walker! How y'all doing?
Dialogue: 1,0:03:26.07,0:03:29.00,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,Walker先生和太太 你们好 最近怎么样
Dialogue: 2,0:03:29.08,0:03:31.92,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Young man, you're looking sharp today.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:29.08,0:03:31.92,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,年轻人 今天看着很精神啊
Dialogue: 2,0:03:31.92,0:03:33.33,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Thank you. I'm trying to get like you.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:31.92,0:03:33.33,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,谢谢你们 我正琢磨着怎么变成你们这样呢
Dialogue: 2,0:03:33.33,0:03:35.25,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh! I'm trying to be like you!
Dialogue: 1,0:03:33.33,0:03:35.25,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我正琢磨着怎么变成你这样呢
Dialogue: 2,0:03:35.25,0:03:36.45,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, I know you are.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:35.25,0:03:36.45,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我就知道
Dialogue: 2,0:03:37.17,0:03:39.26,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Broke-ass nig-- Hey, what up, Oz?
Dialogue: 1,0:03:37.17,0:03:39.26,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,穷鬼 嘿 怎么样啊 Oz
Dialogue: 2,0:03:39.26,0:03:40.86,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- You hurtin' it, bro.  - Hey, I know, right?
Dialogue: 1,0:03:39.26,0:03:40.86,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-不错嘛 -就是这样 对吧
Dialogue: 2,0:03:40.86,0:03:42.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, stay out of school. Don't be a hashtag.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:40.86,0:03:42.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,嘿 别去学校了 小心上头条
Dialogue: 2,0:03:42.65,0:03:44.19,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Daddy, who is that?
Dialogue: 1,0:03:42.65,0:03:44.19,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,爸爸 那是谁啊
Dialogue: 2,0:03:44.19,0:03:45.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That's the man.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:44.19,0:03:45.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他就是真汉子
Dialogue: 2,0:03:48.64,0:03:51.04,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That butter ain't got nothing on that kettle, man.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:48.64,0:03:51.04,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他们做爆米花的时候一点黄油都不放啊
Dialogue: 2,0:03:51.04,0:03:52.58,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Bro, you never heard of Skinny Pop?
Dialogue: 1,0:03:51.04,0:03:52.58,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你没听说过Skinny Pop[美国一无乳爆米花品牌]吗
Dialogue: 2,0:03:52.58,0:03:55.21,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Skinny Pop Kettle Corn. You crazy.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:52.58,0:03:55.21,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,Skinny Pop爆米花啊 真的假的
Dialogue: 2,0:03:55.21,0:03:58.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Wait, hold on. Oh, shit, that's Kev.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:55.21,0:03:58.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,等下 等下 干 那是凯子
Dialogue: 2,0:03:58.35,0:04:00.40,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Yo, Kev, that's you? - Hey, man.
Dialogue: 1,0:03:58.35,0:04:00.40,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-哟 凯子 是你吗 -嘿 兄弟
Dialogue: 2,0:04:00.40,0:04:03.95,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, shit, nigga, I ain't recognized you with all that drip, okay.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:00.40,0:04:03.95,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,妈呀 兄弟你穿成这样我都认不出来了
Dialogue: 2,0:04:03.95,0:04:05.29,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Blah, you see it, right?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:03.95,0:04:05.29,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,老哥 你看见没
Dialogue: 2,0:04:05.29,0:04:06.51,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What? You won the lotto or something?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:05.29,0:04:06.51,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,咋了 你中彩票了还是怎么的
Dialogue: 2,0:04:06.51,0:04:08.93,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, man, just keep praying, wash your face.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:06.51,0:04:08.93,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,兄弟 不停祈祷 洗把脸
Dialogue: 2,0:04:08.93,0:04:10.55,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- That's all you got to do, huh? - Dead ass?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:08.93,0:04:10.55,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-就这样就行 -真的假的
Dialogue: 2,0:04:10.55,0:04:13.31,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, that's what I do. I got to go. Got to go home and wash my jet.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:10.55,0:04:13.31,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我就是这么办的 我得走了 得回家洗我的豪车了
Dialogue: 2,0:04:15.81,0:04:18.05,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hold up. Hey, yo, Kevin.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:15.81,0:04:18.05,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,等下 Kevin
Dialogue: 2,0:04:20.13,0:04:22.23,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You sucked that genie's dick.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:20.13,0:04:22.23,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你吸了那个神灯精灵的X
Dialogue: 2,0:04:22.70,0:04:23.95,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What the fuck you say to me?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:22.70,0:04:23.95,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你他妈说什么
Dialogue: 2,0:04:23.95,0:04:26.82,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I said you sucked that genie's dick in exchange for seven wishes.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:23.95,0:04:26.82,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我说你为了七个愿望吸了那个神灯精灵的X
Dialogue: 2,0:04:26.82,0:04:27.50,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,No--no, I didn't!
Dialogue: 1,0:04:26.82,0:04:27.50,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不 不 我没有
Dialogue: 2,0:04:27.50,0:04:29.17,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Whoa, whoa, whoa. What genie, bro?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:27.50,0:04:29.17,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 什么精灵 老兄
Dialogue: 2,0:04:29.17,0:04:31.68,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,The genie down by the park that says he give you whatever you want.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:29.17,0:04:31.68,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,停车场那边那个精灵 他说可以给你一切想要的东西
Dialogue: 2,0:04:31.68,0:04:32.77,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,All he want is his dick sucked.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:31.68,0:04:32.77,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他就想有人吸他的X
Dialogue: 2,0:04:32.77,0:04:34.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- You did that shit, bro? - He lying.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:32.77,0:04:34.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-你真这么干了 兄弟 -他说的不是真的
Dialogue: 2,0:04:34.60,0:04:35.88,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Why your tongue blue?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:34.60,0:04:35.88,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,那为什么你的舌头蓝了
Dialogue: 2,0:04:36.90,0:04:40.27,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Uh, lollipop. I can't have a treat, huh?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:36.90,0:04:40.27,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,呃 吃棒棒糖吃的 我不能吃点零嘴吗
Dialogue: 2,0:04:40.51,0:04:42.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Right, right, so where the diamond AirPods come from?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:40.51,0:04:42.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,是啊 是啊 那你这个带钻的耳机哪来的
Dialogue: 2,0:04:42.65,0:04:44.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,And how you get a jet?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:42.65,0:04:44.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,还有 你哪来的豪车
Dialogue: 2,0:04:44.87,0:04:48.90,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Uh, I invested in crypto. GameStop, you remember that?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:44.87,0:04:48.90,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我投资了加密货币和GameStop 你俩不记得了吗
Dialogue: 2,0:04:48.90,0:04:50.62,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Where was y'all at? Basic.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:48.90,0:04:50.62,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,而你们在干啥呢 贱民
Dialogue: 2,0:04:50.62,0:04:53.02,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- I've been looking for you. - Hey, baby, how are you?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:50.62,0:04:53.02,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-我找你找好久了 -嘿 宝贝 你怎么样
Dialogue: 2,0:04:53.02,0:04:54.57,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Come on, baby. Bezos is waiting.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:53.02,0:04:54.57,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,快点 宝贝 Bezos[Jeff Bezos 亚马逊创始人]还等着呢
Dialogue: 2,0:04:54.57,0:04:56.12,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm, niggas out here hating.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:54.57,0:04:56.12,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,嗯哼 他们几个在这羡慕嫉妒恨呢
Dialogue: 2,0:04:56.12,0:04:58.20,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,When the fuck did Kevin start pulling bitches?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:56.12,0:04:58.20,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,什么时候起Kevin也能把到妹了
Dialogue: 2,0:04:58.20,0:04:59.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Watch your mouth in front of my lady.
Dialogue: 1,0:04:58.20,0:04:59.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,在我女人面前怎么说话呢
Dialogue: 2,0:04:59.60,0:05:00.47,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Y'all dating?
Dialogue: 1,0:04:59.60,0:05:00.47,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你俩真的谈着呢
Dialogue: 2,0:05:00.47,0:05:03.29,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yeah, we fell in love about 45 minutes ago.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:00.47,0:05:03.29,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,对啊 我们俩在差不多45分钟之前坠入了爱河
Dialogue: 2,0:05:03.29,0:05:05.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You sucked that genie's dick, fam.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:03.29,0:05:05.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你吸了那个灯神的X 家人
Dialogue: 2,0:05:05.10,0:05:06.00,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,No, I didn't.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:05.10,0:05:06.00,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我没有
Dialogue: 2,0:05:06.00,0:05:08.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,All right, so why your backpack made of beef jerky?
Dialogue: 1,0:05:06.00,0:05:08.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,行 那为什么你的背包是牛肉干做的
Dialogue: 2,0:05:08.35,0:05:09.02,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,SkyMall.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:08.35,0:05:09.02,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我从超市买的
Dialogue: 2,0:05:09.02,0:05:11.52,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,How you get real dinosaur feet, though?
Dialogue: 1,0:05:09.02,0:05:11.52,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,那你这些恐龙脚是怎么来的
Dialogue: 2,0:05:11.62,0:05:13.52,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I've always had these, bro.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:11.62,0:05:13.52,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我一直就长这样 兄弟
Dialogue: 2,0:05:13.52,0:05:14.80,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You don't be paying attention to me.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:13.52,0:05:14.80,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你一直没注意而已
Dialogue: 2,0:05:14.80,0:05:17.29,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,And explain your personal croissant chef.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:14.80,0:05:17.29,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,那解释一下你为什么有个可颂私厨
Dialogue: 2,0:05:18.72,0:05:19.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Gentrification.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:18.72,0:05:19.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,社区绅士化了
Dialogue: 2,0:05:19.72,0:05:22.59,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Well, why you always surrounded by, like, butterflies and shit?
Dialogue: 1,0:05:19.72,0:05:22.59,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,好吧 那为什么你身边一直环绕着蝴蝶什么的
Dialogue: 2,0:05:22.68,0:05:24.40,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm whimsy, bro.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:22.68,0:05:24.40,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我就是这么奇妙
Dialogue: 2,0:05:25.07,0:05:27.22,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What the helicopter going on out here?
Dialogue: 1,0:05:25.07,0:05:27.22,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,到底怎么回事
Dialogue: 2,0:05:27.22,0:05:29.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We think Kevin sucked that genie's dick.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:27.22,0:05:29.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们觉得Kevin给那个灯神口了
Dialogue: 2,0:05:29.10,0:05:33.88,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, now, that would explain why his mom is alive again.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:29.10,0:05:33.88,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,哦 难怪他妈妈死而复生了
Dialogue: 2,0:05:35.72,0:05:37.50,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, look, blessings, it's all blessings.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:35.72,0:05:37.50,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,嘿 听着 这都是赐福
Dialogue: 2,0:05:37.50,0:05:39.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Uh, John 3:16.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:37.50,0:05:39.42,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,约翰福音第3章第16节
Dialogue: 2,0:05:39.42,0:05:40.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"Whatever you do in the dark comes to light"
Dialogue: 1,0:05:39.42,0:05:40.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你在暗中所做的事 终会被揭露在光明之下
Dialogue: 2,0:05:40.67,0:05:43.61,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Yeah, right, man. - You sucked that genie's dick.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:40.67,0:05:43.61,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-是啊兄弟 -你给那个灯神吸X了
Dialogue: 2,0:05:47.65,0:05:48.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Dick sucker.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:47.65,0:05:48.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,吸X哥
Dialogue: 2,0:05:51.12,0:05:52.53,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Come on, baby, let's go.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:51.12,0:05:52.53,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,走吧 宝贝 我们走
Dialogue: 2,0:05:53.17,0:05:54.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Genie!
Dialogue: 1,0:05:53.17,0:05:54.42,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,灯神
Dialogue: 2,0:05:59.67,0:06:00.69,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,There he is.
Dialogue: 1,0:05:59.67,0:06:00.69,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他来了
Dialogue: 2,0:06:00.92,0:06:03.73,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,He be in the sewer and the pipes and all that.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:00.92,0:06:03.73,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他一直待在下水道里
Dialogue: 2,0:06:04.20,0:06:06.24,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Kill all these motherfuckers!
Dialogue: 1,0:06:04.20,0:06:06.24,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,把这几个贱人都杀了
Dialogue: 2,0:06:07.00,0:06:09.03,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Your wish is my command.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:07.00,0:06:09.03,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,您之所愿就是命令
Dialogue: 2,0:06:09.75,0:06:12.20,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,But you know what I'ma need from you in return, right?
Dialogue: 1,0:06:09.75,0:06:12.20,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是你知道自己要付出什么 对吧
Dialogue: 2,0:06:12.20,0:06:13.41,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Exactly.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:12.20,0:06:13.41,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,没错
Dialogue: 2,0:06:15.90,0:06:17.69,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,My dad didn't live with us.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:15.90,0:06:17.69,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我爸爸没跟我们一起生活
Dialogue: 2,0:06:17.69,0:06:20.12,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I didn't know where he lived, but I knew he had a van.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:17.69,0:06:20.12,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我不知道他住哪 但是我知道他有一辆面包车
Comment: 2,0:06:20.62,0:06:21.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,A van?
Dialogue: 1,0:06:20.62,0:06:21.42,ch - 1080 - 旁白,atg7,0,0,0,,面包车
Dialogue: 2,0:06:21.42,0:06:23.57,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yeah, 'cause he did, like, construction, odd jobs.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:21.42,0:06:23.57,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,对 因为他是干建筑还是什么的 怪工作
Dialogue: 2,0:06:23.57,0:06:27.28,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Back in those days, old Black men had a van
Dialogue: 1,0:06:23.57,0:06:27.28,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,从前的时候 有辆面包车的黑人老头
Dialogue: 2,0:06:27.28,0:06:31.76,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,and in that van was tools and Motown tapes.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:27.28,0:06:31.76,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他的车里装的是工具和摩城唱片
Dialogue: 2,0:06:32.47,0:06:33.85,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,But he was, like, a man's man.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:32.47,0:06:33.85,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但他是那种很有男人味的人
Dialogue: 2,0:06:33.85,0:06:36.52,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Now we don't have men like that.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:33.85,0:06:36.52,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们现在没有那样的男人了
Dialogue: 2,0:06:36.52,0:06:40.92,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,When my dad was my age, he wasn't wearing this.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:36.52,0:06:40.92,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我爸在我这么大的时候 他可不这么穿
Dialogue: 2,0:06:42.84,0:06:48.73,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,He had a lot of keys and a big-ass mustache.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:42.84,0:06:48.73,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他有一大串钥匙 留着一大把小胡子
Dialogue: 2,0:06:49.17,0:06:50.70,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We're afraid to grow--
Dialogue: 1,0:06:49.17,0:06:50.70,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们害怕
Dialogue: 2,0:06:50.70,0:06:54.79,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I think this is the one generation that's, like, never gonna grow up.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:50.70,0:06:54.79,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我觉得我们这一代人永远也长不大的一代
Dialogue: 2,0:06:54.79,0:06:58.29,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm gonna be 75 years old dressed like this.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:54.79,0:06:58.29,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我以后75岁了估计还这么穿
Dialogue: 2,0:07:00.62,0:07:01.75,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You know how sad that is-
Dialogue: 1,0:07:00.62,0:07:01.75,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你知道这有多可悲吗
Dialogue: 2,0:07:01.75,0:07:07.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,to see a 75-year-old man in skateboarding sneakers and a baseball cap like a little boy?
Dialogue: 1,0:07:01.75,0:07:07.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,一个75岁的老头还穿着板鞋 带着棒球帽 打扮得跟个小男孩一样
Dialogue: 2,0:07:07.87,0:07:09.01,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Like...
Dialogue: 1,0:07:07.87,0:07:09.01,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,就像
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.28,0:07:11.91,ch - 1080 - 旁白,,0,0,0,,2001年 小学科技展 第二名
Dialogue: 2,0:07:14.46,0:07:18.17,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,First prize-I am so proud of you, son.
Dialogue: 1,0:07:14.46,0:07:18.17,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,一等奖 我真为你感到骄傲 孩子
Dialogue: 2,0:07:18.17,0:07:20.80,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You are the smartest kid in the whole world.
Dialogue: 1,0:07:18.17,0:07:20.80,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你就是全世界最聪明的小孩
Dialogue: 2,0:07:25.73,0:07:27.20,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Don't be a weak-ass bitch, Kenny.
Dialogue: 1,0:07:25.73,0:07:27.20,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,别这么哭哭啼啼的 Kenny
Dialogue: 2,0:07:27.47,0:07:28.50,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You don't need a dad.
Dialogue: 1,0:07:27.47,0:07:28.50,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你不需要爸爸
Dialogue: 2,0:07:28.50,0:07:31.50,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You just have to work a little harder, and then you'll be the smartest kid.
Dialogue: 1,0:07:28.50,0:07:31.50,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你只需要再努力一把 你就是世界上最聪明的小孩了
Dialogue: 2,0:07:32.35,0:07:33.37,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'll show them.
Dialogue: 1,0:07:32.35,0:07:33.37,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我会让他们知道的
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.77,0:07:44.30,ch - 1080 - 旁白,,0,0,0,,2001年 科技展 第一名
Dialogue: 2,0:07:49.92,0:07:51.32,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It's okay, son.
Dialogue: 1,0:07:49.92,0:07:51.32,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,没事的 孩子
Dialogue: 2,0:07:51.32,0:07:53.88,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You're still the smartest kid in my book.
Dialogue: 1,0:07:51.32,0:07:53.88,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,在我这你永远是最聪明的
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.26,0:07:59.97,ch - 1080 - 旁白,,0,0,0,,2010年 高中毕业 优秀毕业生代表
Dialogue: 2,0:08:03.10,0:08:05.99,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Come on, Dad. Number one. We're valedictorian.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:03.10,0:08:05.99,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,过来 爸 我们是第一名 我们要毕业致辞
Dialogue: 2,0:08:05.99,0:08:07.34,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Smile for the camera, Dad.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:05.99,0:08:07.34,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,对着镜头笑一下 爸
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.59,0:08:15.60,ch - 1080 - 旁白,,0,0,0,,2013年 耶鲁大学高等物理学课
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.12,0:08:36.91,ch - 1080 - 旁白,,0,0,0,,2042年 重大发现
Dialogue: 2,0:08:36.07,0:08:38.82,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I did it. My time machine is complete!
Dialogue: 1,0:08:36.07,0:08:38.82,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我成功了 我的时光机完成了
Dialogue: 2,0:08:38.82,0:08:41.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh! Sir, you're a genius. I am a genius.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:38.82,0:08:41.42,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,哦 先生 你是个天才
Dialogue: 2,0:08:41.42,0:08:43.27,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We can go back in time and fix history.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:41.42,0:08:43.27,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们可以回到过去修正历史了
Dialogue: 2,0:08:43.27,0:08:43.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We could do that.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:43.27,0:08:43.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们可以
Dialogue: 2,0:08:43.87,0:08:45.37,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- We can kill Hitler. - We could do that.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:43.87,0:08:45.37,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-我们可以杀掉希特勒 -我们可以这么办
Dialogue: 2,0:08:45.37,0:08:46.90,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Or reverse global warming.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:45.37,0:08:46.90,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,或者阻止全球变暖
Dialogue: 2,0:08:46.90,0:08:48.56,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Or become my own dad.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:46.90,0:08:48.56,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,或者做我自己的爸爸
Dialogue: 2,0:08:49.12,0:08:49.91,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What's that, sir?
Dialogue: 1,0:08:49.12,0:08:49.91,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你说什么 先生
Dialogue: 2,0:08:49.91,0:08:52.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That's right. All the other kids got to cruise through life,
Dialogue: 1,0:08:49.91,0:08:52.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,没错 其他那些小孩都过得顺风顺水
Dialogue: 2,0:08:52.65,0:08:54.50,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,knowing Daddy will be there to save them
Dialogue: 1,0:08:52.65,0:08:54.50,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,知道有老爸可以救他们于水火
Dialogue: 2,0:08:54.50,0:08:56.61,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,while I always had to work twice as hard.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:54.50,0:08:56.61,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,而我始终要加倍地努力
Dialogue: 2,0:08:56.61,0:08:59.05,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Sir, you sound mad. - What are you saying?
Dialogue: 1,0:08:56.61,0:08:59.05,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-先生 你听起来有点疯狂 -你说什么
Dialogue: 2,0:08:59.05,0:09:02.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,If I can't have a dad, I'm gonna become my own dad.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:59.05,0:09:02.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,如果我从前没有父亲 那就做自己的父亲
Dialogue: 2,0:09:02.35,0:09:06.76,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,With this time machine, I'm gonna go back in time, and I'm gonna raise myself!
Dialogue: 1,0:09:02.35,0:09:06.76,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,有了这台时光机 我就能回到过去 把我自己好好养大了
Dialogue: 2,0:09:10.30,0:09:11.53,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:10.30,0:09:11.53,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,老天呐
Dialogue: 2,0:09:12.57,0:09:13.55,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It's working.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:12.57,0:09:13.55,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,真的有用
Dialogue: 2,0:09:13.55,0:09:14.90,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, it's happening.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:13.55,0:09:14.90,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,要成了
Dialogue: 2,0:09:14.90,0:09:16.71,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, my God. It's going.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:14.90,0:09:16.71,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,老天啊 机器启动了
Dialogue: 2,0:09:16.71,0:09:17.90,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm going back in time!
Dialogue: 1,0:09:16.71,0:09:17.90,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我要回到过去了
Dialogue: 2,0:09:17.90,0:09:18.75,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Kind of painful.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:17.90,0:09:18.75,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,有点疼
Dialogue: 2,0:09:18.75,0:09:20.52,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Holy shit.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:18.75,0:09:20.52,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,老天爷啊
Dialogue: 2,0:09:20.52,0:09:21.55,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Peace out, bitches!
Dialogue: 1,0:09:20.52,0:09:21.55,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,爷走了 贱人们
Dialogue: 2,0:09:22.45,0:09:23.40,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, shit.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:22.45,0:09:23.40,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,哦干
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.96,0:09:29.46,ch - 1080 - 旁白,,0,0,0,,2001年 小学科技展 第二名
Dialogue: 2,0:09:32.20,0:09:34.37,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Holy shit, I did it.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:32.20,0:09:34.37,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,老天爷 我成功了
Dialogue: 2,0:09:34.62,0:09:37.44,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You are the smartest kid in the world.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:34.62,0:09:37.44,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你是全世界最聪明的小孩
Dialogue: 2,0:09:38.07,0:09:39.99,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Man, fuck your dumbass kid.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:38.07,0:09:39.99,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,老哥 去你的蠢蛋小孩吧
Dialogue: 2,0:09:40.45,0:09:41.48,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Excuse me?
Dialogue: 1,0:09:40.45,0:09:41.48,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你说什么
Dialogue: 2,0:09:41.48,0:09:44.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You heard me. My kid is the smartest kid in the world.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:41.48,0:09:44.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你听见了 我的小孩才是全世界最聪明的小孩
Dialogue: 2,0:09:44.10,0:09:45.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Dad? - That's right.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:44.10,0:09:45.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-爸 -没错
Dialogue: 2,0:09:45.60,0:09:47.25,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm here, son. We lit.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:45.60,0:09:47.25,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我来了 孩子 我们走起
Dialogue: 2,0:09:47.25,0:09:49.17,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You don't have to prove anything to these motherfuckers.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:47.25,0:09:49.17,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你不需要向这些狗屎人证明任何事
Dialogue: 2,0:09:49.17,0:09:51.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,The only thing that matters is your happiness.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:49.17,0:09:51.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,世上唯一重要的事就是你的幸福
Dialogue: 2,0:09:51.95,0:09:54.22,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Fuck this dude. Come on, put it up.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:51.95,0:09:54.22,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,去他的 来 跟我一起比
Dialogue: 2,0:09:54.22,0:09:57.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Lit, we lit, we lit. Yeah.
Dialogue: 1,0:09:54.22,0:09:57.42,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们走起 对
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.95,0:10:00.74,ch - 1080 - 旁白,,0,0,0,,2010年 高中毕业（勉勉强强）
Dialogue: 2,0:10:02.22,0:10:04.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Ah, get out of the way. Get out of the way.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:02.22,0:10:04.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,让开 別挡着路 別挡着路
Dialogue: 2,0:10:04.60,0:10:06.20,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Your dad's here now, son.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:04.60,0:10:06.20,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你爸爸来了 孩子
Dialogue: 2,0:10:06.20,0:10:07.97,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Let's see them bastards laugh at us now.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:06.20,0:10:07.97,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,让我看看是哪些混蛋还敢笑话我们
Dialogue: 2,0:10:07.97,0:10:10.47,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We got the diploma. Let's take the picture. Let's prove it.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:07.97,0:10:10.47,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们拿到学位了 我们一起照张相 让他们看看
Dialogue: 2,0:10:11.27,0:10:13.25,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Fuck school. Fuck it!
Dialogue: 1,0:10:11.27,0:10:13.25,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,去他的学校 去他的
Dialogue: 2,0:10:13.25,0:10:15.05,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Fuck it! Fuck it!
Dialogue: 1,0:10:13.25,0:10:15.05,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,去他的 去他的
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.97,0:10:18.76,ch - 1080 - 旁白,,0,0,0,,2013年 社区大学 基础图形课
Dialogue: 2,0:10:17.52,0:10:21.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,All rectangles are not squares, people, okay?
Dialogue: 1,0:10:17.52,0:10:21.42,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不是所有的长方形都是正方形 听到没
Dialogue: 2,0:10:21.92,0:10:25.31,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Went over this last week. There will be a test.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:21.92,0:10:25.31,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们上周说过了 你们要考试
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.60,0:10:29.94,ch - 1080 - 旁白,,0,0,0,,2014年 家长周
Dialogue: 2,0:10:28.32,0:10:31.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Gonna get that D-plus average up to a B-minus, B-plus,
Dialogue: 1,0:10:28.32,0:10:31.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,得把你平均D+得成绩提到B- B+
Dialogue: 2,0:10:31.72,0:10:33.32,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,and we'll be looking at Yale in no time.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:31.72,0:10:33.32,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,然后考上耶鲁就指日可待了
Dialogue: 2,0:10:33.32,0:10:34.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I need you to sign this form for me, Dad.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:33.32,0:10:34.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,爸 我需要你签一下这个表
Dialogue: 2,0:10:34.65,0:10:35.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:34.65,0:10:35.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,没问题
Dialogue: 2,0:10:38.87,0:10:40.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You're dropping out of community college?
Dialogue: 1,0:10:38.87,0:10:40.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你要从社区大学缀学
Dialogue: 2,0:10:40.65,0:10:42.22,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- I am. - Why?
Dialogue: 1,0:10:40.65,0:10:42.22,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-是的 -为什么
Dialogue: 2,0:10:42.22,0:10:43.15,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Because it's hard,
Dialogue: 1,0:10:42.22,0:10:43.15,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,因为太难了
Dialogue: 2,0:10:43.15,0:10:45.51,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,, plus you said it yourself-- I don't need to go to college.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:43.15,0:10:45.51,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,而且你自己也说了 我不需要上大学
Dialogue: 2,0:10:45.51,0:10:46.79,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm the smartest kid in the world.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:45.51,0:10:46.79,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我是全世界最聪明的小孩
Dialogue: 2,0:10:46.79,0:10:48.52,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yeah, but you still need to apply yourself.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:46.79,0:10:48.52,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,是 但是你还是得努力去做啊
Dialogue: 2,0:10:48.52,0:10:51.02,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,My boy French got me a job working at the BangBus.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:48.52,0:10:51.02,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我兄弟French给我在BangBus找了份工作
Dialogue: 2,0:10:51.02,0:10:51.85,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,BangBus?
Dialogue: 1,0:10:51.02,0:10:51.85,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,BangBus
Dialogue: 2,0:10:53.77,0:10:55.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What is--what is BangBus?
Dialogue: 1,0:10:53.77,0:10:55.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,那是 那是什么
Dialogue: 2,0:10:55.35,0:10:55.97,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It's pornography.
Dialogue: 1,0:10:55.35,0:10:55.97,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,就是拍色情片
Dialogue: 2,0:10:55.97,0:10:57.37,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You're dropping out to be a porn star?
Dialogue: 1,0:10:55.97,0:10:57.37,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你要辍学去拍片
Dialogue: 2,0:10:57.37,0:10:59.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,No, no, no, I'm driving the BangBus
Dialogue: 1,0:10:57.37,0:10:59.42,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不不不 我去当司机
Dialogue: 2,0:10:59.42,0:11:02.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,but I figured if I learn the ropes work my way up,
Dialogue: 1,0:10:59.42,0:11:02.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是我想着我能学到点什么 一步一步往上爬
Dialogue: 2,0:11:02.10,0:11:04.90,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,get to that camera, get the POV scene, you know what I mean?
Dialogue: 1,0:11:02.10,0:11:04.90,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,能当上摄影师 拍点那些主角视角的镜头 你知道吗
Dialogue: 2,0:11:04.90,0:11:07.37,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,But what about studying quantum physics like me?
Dialogue: 1,0:11:04.90,0:11:07.37,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,说好的像我一样研究量子物理呢
Dialogue: 2,0:11:07.37,0:11:09.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Boring, boring. I'd rather do the BangBus.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:07.37,0:11:09.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,无聊 无聊 我宁愿去BangBus开车
Dialogue: 2,0:11:09.65,0:11:12.30,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I don't think you realize what I went through to raise you.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:09.65,0:11:12.30,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你不明白我为了养大你付出了多少
Dialogue: 2,0:11:12.30,0:11:14.05,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,And I don't think you understand that I'm not you.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:12.30,0:11:14.05,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你不明白 我不是你
Dialogue: 2,0:11:14.05,0:11:16.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,But that's the thing. You are me, and I'm you.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:14.05,0:11:16.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是这就是重点 你就是我 我就是你
Dialogue: 2,0:11:16.72,0:11:18.50,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That's pretty deep for a library visit, Dad.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:16.72,0:11:18.50,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这次对话对于一场图书馆会面来说太深奥了 爸
Dialogue: 2,0:11:18.50,0:11:20.47,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You got--you got a light? I'm gonna smoke this joint.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:18.50,0:11:20.47,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你有打火机吗 我想把这根卷烟抽了
Dialogue: 2,0:11:20.47,0:11:23.32,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You have to follow precisely in my footsteps.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:20.47,0:11:23.32,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你得严格履行我的路线
Dialogue: 2,0:11:23.32,0:11:25.07,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Dad, you always said do what makes me happy.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:23.32,0:11:25.07,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,爸 你总是说 做让我开心的事
Dialogue: 2,0:11:25.07,0:11:26.20,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I know I said that, but--
Dialogue: 1,0:11:25.07,0:11:26.20,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我知道我是这么说的 但是
Dialogue: 2,0:11:26.20,0:11:27.96,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Well, driving the BangBus makes me happy, Dad.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:26.20,0:11:27.96,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,去BangBus开车就是能让我开心的事 爸
Dialogue: 2,0:11:27.96,0:11:29.22,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Isn't that what you wanted?
Dialogue: 1,0:11:27.96,0:11:29.22,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这难道不是你所希望的吗
Dialogue: 2,0:11:29.75,0:11:30.50,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:29.75,0:11:30.50,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,是啊
Dialogue: 2,0:11:32.68,0:11:36.17,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yeah, it is what I wanted. You're right.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:32.68,0:11:36.17,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,是啊 这是我希望的 你说的没错
Dialogue: 2,0:11:36.17,0:11:39.18,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That's exactly what I wanted-for us to be happy.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:36.17,0:11:39.18,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这正是我想要的 我想要我们能高高兴兴的
Dialogue: 2,0:11:39.18,0:11:40.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yo, what's happening, yo?
Dialogue: 1,0:11:39.18,0:11:40.42,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这是怎么了
Dialogue: 2,0:11:40.42,0:11:41.80,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I get it.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:40.42,0:11:41.80,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我明白了
Dialogue: 2,0:11:41.80,0:11:44.55,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We grew up with a father who gave us everything
Dialogue: 1,0:11:41.80,0:11:44.55,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,当我们有一个有求必应的老爸时
Dialogue: 2,0:11:44.55,0:11:48.90,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,so we never had to work hard or--or overachieve.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:44.55,0:11:48.90,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们就不需要那么努力 或者说过于努力
Dialogue: 2,0:11:48.90,0:11:50.56,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We're BangBus drivers.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:48.90,0:11:50.56,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们要去开BangBus
Dialogue: 2,0:11:50.56,0:11:53.75,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We're gonna watch people fuck for a living.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:50.56,0:11:53.75,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们要靠看人打炮讨生活
Dialogue: 2,0:11:53.75,0:11:56.02,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We were never gonna build a time machine--we don't have to.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:53.75,0:11:56.02,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们不会造出时间机器 因为并无这种必要
Dialogue: 2,0:11:56.02,0:11:57.55,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What the fuck you talking about--time machine?
Dialogue: 1,0:11:56.02,0:11:57.55,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你他妈说什么呢 什么时间机器
Dialogue: 2,0:11:57.55,0:11:58.89,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,And why are you disappearing?
Dialogue: 1,0:11:57.55,0:11:58.89,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你为什么在消失
Dialogue: 2,0:11:58.89,0:12:01.82,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We're just like those legacy kids we grew up despising.
Dialogue: 1,0:11:58.89,0:12:01.82,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们现在就跟我们从小到大一直鄙视的那些富二代一样
Dialogue: 2,0:12:02.72,0:12:06.88,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We're lazy. We're entitled. We're spoiled.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:02.72,0:12:06.88,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们懒惰 不可一世 被宠坏了
Dialogue: 2,0:12:07.58,0:12:08.64,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,But we're happy.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:07.58,0:12:08.64,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是我们很快乐
Dialogue: 2,0:12:09.15,0:12:10.17,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Where you going, Dad?
Dialogue: 1,0:12:09.15,0:12:10.17,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你要去哪 爸
Dialogue: 2,0:12:10.17,0:12:12.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It's cool. I can go now.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:10.17,0:12:12.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,没事的 我该走了
Dialogue: 2,0:12:12.65,0:12:14.92,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We raised ourself right.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:12.65,0:12:14.92,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们把自己养得很好
Dialogue: 2,0:12:14.92,0:12:16.01,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Dad.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:14.92,0:12:16.01,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,爸
Dialogue: 2,0:12:17.27,0:12:19.13,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You forgot to sign the paperwork.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:17.27,0:12:19.13,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你忘了签这个文件了
Dialogue: 2,0:12:19.96,0:12:23.99,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,One of the only times I didn't end up sleeping with a guy
Dialogue: 1,0:12:19.96,0:12:23.99,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我为数不多的最后没有跟一个男的上床的经历是
Dialogue: 2,0:12:23.99,0:12:26.07,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,was because when he pulled down his pants...
Dialogue: 1,0:12:23.99,0:12:26.07,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,因为他脱下他的裤子以后
Dialogue: 2,0:12:27.30,0:12:31.75,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,His penis was shaped like one of those Firecracker popsicles.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:27.30,0:12:31.75,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他的XX长得就跟那种炮仗冰棍一模一样
Dialogue: 2,0:12:31.75,0:12:35.37,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,A Firecracker popsicle? Like the Fourth of July joint?
Dialogue: 1,0:12:31.75,0:12:35.37,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,炮仗冰棍 就跟独立日卖的那些一样吗
Dialogue: 2,0:12:35.37,0:12:36.20,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It went like...
Dialogue: 1,0:12:35.37,0:12:36.20,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,就像…
Dialogue: 2,0:12:37.67,0:12:42.51,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,To a point, and I was like, "How do I suck on this and not get it sharper?"
Dialogue: 1,0:12:37.67,0:12:42.51,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,以至于我自己都在想 我怎么嘬才能不把它嘬得更尖啊
Dialogue: 2,0:12:46.55,0:12:47.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Wait a minute.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:46.55,0:12:47.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,等一下
Dialogue: 2,0:12:47.10,0:12:49.66,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Women don't like certain penis shapes?
Dialogue: 1,0:12:47.10,0:12:49.66,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你们女人会不喜欢某些XX形状吗
Dialogue: 2,0:12:49.66,0:12:50.62,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:49.66,0:12:50.62,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,对
Dialogue: 2,0:12:50.62,0:12:52.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Is that true? I didn't know that shit.
Dialogue: 1,0:12:50.62,0:12:52.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,真的吗 我都不知道
Dialogue: 2,0:12:53.35,0:12:57.44,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We having a good show about coochies and cheating, and y'all want to talk about dicks?
Dialogue: 1,0:12:53.35,0:12:57.44,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们讲猫猫和出轨讲得好好的 你们却都想聊XX
Dialogue: 2,0:12:59.39,0:13:00.45,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Where's my phone?
Dialogue: 1,0:12:59.39,0:13:00.45,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我的手机呢
Dialogue: 2,0:13:01.42,0:13:04.27,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,For the last time, baby, you don't need to do this.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:01.42,0:13:04.27,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我再说一遍 宝贝 你不用这么做的
Dialogue: 2,0:13:04.80,0:13:06.88,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It's too late. You can't talk me out of this.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:04.80,0:13:06.88,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,太晚了 你不能说动我了
Dialogue: 2,0:13:06.88,0:13:08.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It's my body. I make the rules.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:06.88,0:13:08.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我的身体我做主
Dialogue: 2,0:13:08.87,0:13:10.98,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Your body is good enough for me.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:08.87,0:13:10.98,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你现在这样我就很满意了
Dialogue: 2,0:13:10.98,0:13:13.80,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm not doing this for you, damn it.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:10.98,0:13:13.80,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我又不是为了你 可恶
Dialogue: 2,0:13:13.80,0:13:15.97,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm doing it for me. Why can't you see that?
Dialogue: 1,0:13:13.80,0:13:15.97,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我是为了我自己 你为什么就是不明白呢
Dialogue: 2,0:13:15.97,0:13:19.36,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I don't want you to go to the DR for six months!
Dialogue: 1,0:13:15.97,0:13:19.36,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我不想让你在多米尼加待六个月
Dialogue: 2,0:13:19.36,0:13:21.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,This is bigger than you.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:19.36,0:13:21.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这不光是你的事
Dialogue: 2,0:13:22.39,0:13:25.25,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,If I don't take a stand now, I never will.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:22.39,0:13:25.25,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,要是我现在不下定决心 我永远也做不成了
Dialogue: 2,0:13:30.97,0:13:33.02,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'ma make you proud, sir.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:30.97,0:13:33.02,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我会让你骄傲的
Dialogue: 2,0:13:40.07,0:13:43.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Stop looking at photos of your naked father.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:40.07,0:13:43.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,别再看你爸的裸照了
Dialogue: 2,0:13:44.17,0:13:45.64,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You'll never be him.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:44.17,0:13:45.64,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你永远也成不了他那样的人
Dialogue: 2,0:13:48.52,0:13:53.32,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Actually, when I get this Dominican dick-lift, I'll be just like him.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:48.52,0:13:53.32,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,事实上 等我做了这个多米尼加XX提升术 我就能跟他一样了
Dialogue: 2,0:13:54.09,0:13:56.01,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It's only eight grand. We won't even miss it.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:54.09,0:13:56.01,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,只要八万块 我们花完都想不起来这茬
Dialogue: 2,0:13:56.77,0:13:58.88,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Are you even listening to yourself?
Dialogue: 1,0:13:56.77,0:13:58.88,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你能听见自己在说啥吗
Dialogue: 2,0:13:59.33,0:14:02.27,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You're 40 years old and want a DDL.
Dialogue: 1,0:13:59.33,0:14:02.27,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你都四十了 还想着做什么提X术
Dialogue: 2,0:14:02.27,0:14:03.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It's not safe.
Dialogue: 1,0:14:02.27,0:14:03.42,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这不安全
Dialogue: 2,0:14:04.57,0:14:05.73,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Besides...
Dialogue: 1,0:14:04.57,0:14:05.73,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,再说了
Dialogue: 2,0:14:06.37,0:14:08.41,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I think your penis is fine.
Dialogue: 1,0:14:06.37,0:14:08.41,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我觉得你现在的XX就挺好的
Dialogue: 2,0:14:12.47,0:14:14.01,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That's the problem.
Dialogue: 1,0:14:12.47,0:14:14.01,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,问题就在这
Dialogue: 2,0:14:14.01,0:14:21.81,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,My whole life, my dad had this perfect, natural, long dick, and mine, mine's fine.
Dialogue: 1,0:14:14.01,0:14:21.81,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我这一辈子 我爸都长这这么一个自然完美修长的XX 而我呢 只是挺好的
Dialogue: 2,0:14:22.13,0:14:25.62,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Well, I wasn't put on this Earth to have a just-fine penis!
Dialogue: 1,0:14:22.13,0:14:25.62,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我怎么带着这根平平无奇的XX过一辈子
Dialogue: 2,0:14:25.62,0:14:27.70,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,But I like a just-fine penis.
Dialogue: 1,0:14:25.62,0:14:27.70,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是我喜欢平平无奇的XX
Dialogue: 2,0:14:27.70,0:14:29.23,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,But nothing!
Dialogue: 1,0:14:27.70,0:14:29.23,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是个鬼
Dialogue: 2,0:14:30.06,0:14:32.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm gonna get all the fat sucked out of my stupid arms
Dialogue: 1,0:14:30.06,0:14:32.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我要拿我从胳膊里吸出的那些脂肪
Dialogue: 2,0:14:32.72,0:14:35.54,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,and shot into my dick and balls so they're big and fat!
Dialogue: 1,0:14:32.72,0:14:35.54,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,打进我的XX里 让它们又粗又壮
Dialogue: 2,0:14:35.54,0:14:37.26,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Why do they have to take it out of your arms?
Dialogue: 1,0:14:35.54,0:14:37.26,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,为什么非得从你胳膊里抽
Dialogue: 2,0:14:37.26,0:14:39.70,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Why can't they take it out of your fat stomach?
Dialogue: 1,0:14:37.26,0:14:39.70,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,为什么他们不从你那个大肥肚子里抽
Dialogue: 2,0:14:39.70,0:14:43.15,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You think I don't know that my stomach's fatter than my little arms?
Dialogue: 1,0:14:39.70,0:14:43.15,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你以为我不知道自己的肚子比胳膊更肥吗
Dialogue: 2,0:14:43.15,0:14:46.41,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yes, I asked them if they could take it out of my fat stomach or my fat ass.
Dialogue: 1,0:14:43.15,0:14:46.41,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,是啊 我问过他们了 我问他们能不能从我的肚子或者屁股上抽
Dialogue: 2,0:14:46.41,0:14:48.78,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,And they said no! It has to come out of the arms.
Dialogue: 1,0:14:46.41,0:14:48.78,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他们说不行 必须得是胳膊
Dialogue: 2,0:14:48.78,0:14:51.90,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Why would they suck fat out of a place there's not fat?
Dialogue: 1,0:14:48.78,0:14:51.90,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他们为什么要从不胖的地方取脂肪
Dialogue: 2,0:14:51.90,0:14:54.01,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I don't even understand the surgery.
Dialogue: 1,0:14:51.90,0:14:54.01,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我都弄不明白那个手术
Dialogue: 2,0:14:54.46,0:14:58.27,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,When I come cruising back with a big, old, fat set of balls,
Dialogue: 1,0:14:54.46,0:14:58.27,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,等我成功变身 风光归来之日
Dialogue: 2,0:14:58.27,0:15:00.70,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,you'll be saying they're smart then.
Dialogue: 1,0:14:58.27,0:15:00.70,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你就会知道他们的好了
Dialogue: 2,0:15:00.70,0:15:01.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 1,0:15:00.70,0:15:01.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,等等
Dialogue: 2,0:15:01.60,0:15:04.41,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I don't want a big, fat set of balls!
Dialogue: 1,0:15:01.60,0:15:04.41,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我不想要一对大胖蛋蛋
Dialogue: 2,0:15:04.62,0:15:06.99,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What am I gonna be sleeping with?
Dialogue: 1,0:15:04.62,0:15:06.99,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我以后要跟一个什么样的人同床共枕啊
Dialogue: 2,0:15:06.99,0:15:09.66,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,They say when it becomes erect, it's the same size,
Dialogue: 1,0:15:06.99,0:15:09.66,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他们说X起了以后是一样大的
Dialogue: 2,0:15:09.66,0:15:11.62,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,, but limp, it's gonna be huge and fat!
Dialogue: 1,0:15:09.66,0:15:11.62,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是会变得又大又粗的
Dialogue: 2,0:15:11.62,0:15:14.44,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Don't I matter at all?
Dialogue: 1,0:15:11.62,0:15:14.44,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我怎么想不重要吗
Dialogue: 2,0:15:16.42,0:15:21.16,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You matter, but me getting a big-ass dick matters more.
Dialogue: 1,0:15:16.42,0:15:21.16,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,当然重要 但是我的XX变大更重要
Dialogue: 2,0:15:21.16,0:15:22.63,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'll see you in March.
Dialogue: 1,0:15:21.16,0:15:22.63,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,三月再见吧
Dialogue: 2,0:15:26.65,0:15:28.25,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 1,0:15:26.65,0:15:28.25,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,为什么
Dialogue: 2,0:15:30.04,0:15:31.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I think if you have, like, a therapist
Dialogue: 1,0:15:30.04,0:15:31.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我觉得如果你找个心理医生
Dialogue: 2,0:15:31.65,0:15:35.07,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,maybe it's a lot easier to deal with your relationship in therapy
Dialogue: 1,0:15:31.65,0:15:35.07,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,那么你在心理治疗的时候可能能够更轻松地应对自己的人际关系
Dialogue: 2,0:15:35.07,0:15:37.50,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,because you're working on yourself constantly
Dialogue: 1,0:15:35.07,0:15:37.50,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,因为你会一直琢磨自己
Dialogue: 2,0:15:37.50,0:15:41.15,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,and your partner is not the first person to find out all these things.
Dialogue: 1,0:15:37.50,0:15:41.15,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,而且你对象也不会是第一个发现你那些毛病的人了
Dialogue: 2,0:15:41.92,0:15:46.00,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You know, 'cause, like, sometimes if I'm in an argument with my girl, like, she's right.
Dialogue: 1,0:15:41.92,0:15:46.00,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你懂的 就像我跟我女朋友吵架的时候 虽然她说的在理
Dialogue: 2,0:15:46.00,0:15:47.34,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I just don't like it.
Dialogue: 1,0:15:46.00,0:15:47.34,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是我就是不喜欢
Dialogue: 2,0:15:48.36,0:15:49.39,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I know she's right,
Dialogue: 1,0:15:48.36,0:15:49.39,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我知道她是对的
Dialogue: 2,0:15:49.39,0:15:53.23,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,but I'll just be like, "I don't like that you feel comfortable enough to be right."
Dialogue: 1,0:15:49.39,0:15:53.23,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是我就觉得 你这么理直气壮的就让我很不爽
Dialogue: 2,0:15:54.63,0:15:57.64,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"The abundance that you want is already inside of you."
Dialogue: 1,0:15:54.63,0:15:57.64,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你所求的富足已在你心中
Dialogue: 2,0:15:58.60,0:16:02.65,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"The universe has everything you need to live the life that you want to live."
Dialogue: 1,0:15:58.60,0:16:02.65,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你想要的生活所需要的一切在宇宙中早已存在
Dialogue: 2,0:16:03.03,0:16:08.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"With The Code, you can unlock all of your desires and live your life to its full potential."
Dialogue: 1,0:16:03.03,0:16:08.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,有了这本守则 你就能实现所有的愿望 发挥自己的潜能 过上想要的生活
Dialogue: 2,0:16:09.24,0:16:13.05,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That and much, much more I go into in this book.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:09.24,0:16:13.05,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,以上还有更多的内容 我在书中还会更加深入地介绍
Dialogue: 2,0:16:13.05,0:16:15.73,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Really powerful stuff, Jeff. Thank you.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:13.05,0:16:15.73,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,非常有力 Jeff 谢谢你
Dialogue: 2,0:16:15.73,0:16:19.45,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,And right now we want to open it up for any questions that we might have for the author.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:15.73,0:16:19.45,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,现在 大家有什么问题都可以在此向作者提问
Dialogue: 2,0:16:20.41,0:16:21.82,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yes, yeah. Hi.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:20.41,0:16:21.82,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,好的 就你吧
Dialogue: 2,0:16:21.82,0:16:27.32,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,So you referenced The Code several times, but never explicitly stated what it was.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:21.82,0:16:27.32,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你多次提及守则 但没有向我们解释那是什么
Dialogue: 2,0:16:27.87,0:16:30.43,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I'm hoping you could shed a little more light?
Dialogue: 1,0:16:27.87,0:16:30.43,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我希望你可以讲得更明白一点
Dialogue: 2,0:16:30.43,0:16:35.85,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,We all conduct ourselves by codes, by habits, protocols for our lives.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:30.43,0:16:35.85,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们依照守则 依照习惯与章程来生活
Dialogue: 2,0:16:36.57,0:16:41.88,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,The Code is about crafting rituals to define our identities.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:36.57,0:16:41.88,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,守则讲得是建立习惯来塑造我们的身份
Dialogue: 2,0:16:41.88,0:16:44.45,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,For instance, I microdose.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:41.88,0:16:44.45,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,比如说 我会微吸
Dialogue: 2,0:16:46.37,0:16:50.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It's just one of the tools I use to be the best version of myself.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:46.37,0:16:50.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这只是我让自己变得更好的方式之一
Dialogue: 2,0:16:50.72,0:16:54.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yeah, actually, I've heard about the long-term creative benefits of microdosing.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:50.72,0:16:54.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,事实上 我有听说过长期微量吸食对创造力有益
Dialogue: 2,0:16:54.87,0:16:58.80,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,So do you take, um, psilocybin, LSD?
Dialogue: 1,0:16:54.87,0:16:58.80,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,那你用的是什么 蘑菇 致幻剂
Dialogue: 2,0:16:58.80,0:17:00.33,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Actually, crack.
Dialogue: 1,0:16:58.80,0:17:00.33,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,其实是可卡因
Dialogue: 2,0:17:01.35,0:17:04.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I smoke a teeny, tiny bit of crack every day...
Dialogue: 1,0:17:01.35,0:17:04.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我每天都吸一丢丢可卡因
Dialogue: 2,0:17:05.44,0:17:07.04,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,actually, every 30 minutes or so.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:05.44,0:17:07.04,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,其实是每三十分钟吸一次
Dialogue: 2,0:17:07.43,0:17:10.85,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You know, microdosing crack really gives me a lot of confidence in the workplace
Dialogue: 1,0:17:07.43,0:17:10.85,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,微吸可卡因真的为我在工作场合带来了很大的信心
Dialogue: 2,0:17:10.85,0:17:12.38,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,that I always felt like was missing.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:10.85,0:17:12.38,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这种感觉让我非常怀念
Dialogue: 2,0:17:12.38,0:17:16.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,It gives me a lot of energy, allows me time to do the things I love with my life.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:12.38,0:17:16.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,它让我精力充沛 让我有时间做我喜欢的事
Dialogue: 2,0:17:16.35,0:17:19.74,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Microdosing crack gives me the confidence to walk up to any woman.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:16.35,0:17:19.74,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,微吸可卡因给了我跟任何女人搭讪的自信
Dialogue: 2,0:17:20.44,0:17:22.36,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- So you're a crackhead? - No.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:20.44,0:17:22.36,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-所以你是个瘾君子 -不
Dialogue: 2,0:17:23.05,0:17:25.86,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Dialogue: 1,0:17:23.05,0:17:25.86,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不不不不不不不不不不不不
Dialogue: 2,0:17:25.86,0:17:29.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Dialogue: 1,0:17:25.86,0:17:29.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不不不不不不不不不
Dialogue: 2,0:17:29.87,0:17:31.53,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Would a crackhead wear a suit?
Dialogue: 1,0:17:29.87,0:17:31.53,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,瘾君子会穿西装吗
Dialogue: 2,0:17:31.53,0:17:34.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,But there's a cord hanging out of your pants leg.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:31.53,0:17:34.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不过你裤脚那还挂着根电线呢
Dialogue: 2,0:17:34.67,0:17:35.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Good eye.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:34.67,0:17:35.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,好眼力
Dialogue: 2,0:17:35.72,0:17:38.57,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I was wondering if anybody was interested in buying an extension cord.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:35.72,0:17:38.57,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我还在想有没有人有兴趣买根延长电线呢
Dialogue: 2,0:17:38.57,0:17:41.85,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- For what? - For money, lady, duh.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:38.57,0:17:41.85,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-用(来干)什么 -用钱啊 女士 还用说吗
Dialogue: 2,0:17:41.85,0:17:44.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,See, it's dumb questions like that that show that you need The Code in your life.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:41.85,0:17:44.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,看吧 能问出这种蠢问题就说明你的人生需要一本守则
Dialogue: 2,0:17:44.87,0:17:46.21,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,The book, the--
Dialogue: 1,0:17:44.87,0:17:46.21,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这本书
Dialogue: 2,0:17:46.65,0:17:49.01,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,the pages are completely blank.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:46.65,0:17:49.01,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,这里面都是空白的
Dialogue: 2,0:17:49.33,0:17:50.93,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You got a whole section of blank books.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:49.33,0:17:50.93,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你还为没字的书搞了个专区呢
Dialogue: 2,0:17:50.93,0:17:52.34,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Put 'em with the Moleskines.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:50.93,0:17:52.34,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,跟笔记本放一块吧
Dialogue: 2,0:17:52.34,0:17:53.77,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You want the words, the words is extra.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:52.34,0:17:53.77,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你想要字 那得另外收钱
Dialogue: 2,0:17:53.77,0:17:56.07,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That's what a book is-the words.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:53.77,0:17:56.07,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,那样的才叫书啊 有字的
Dialogue: 2,0:17:56.07,0:17:58.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Wrong, the book is a book part.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:56.07,0:17:58.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不对 书是书
Dialogue: 2,0:17:58.35,0:17:59.82,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,The words is the words.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:58.35,0:17:59.82,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,字是字
Dialogue: 2,0:17:59.82,0:18:01.00,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, I want my money back.
Dialogue: 1,0:17:59.82,0:18:01.00,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,嘿 把钱退我
Dialogue: 2,0:18:01.00,0:18:03.43,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Your money's been gone. I already smoked it.
Dialogue: 1,0:18:01.00,0:18:03.43,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你的钱已经没了 都被我吸没了
Dialogue: 2,0:18:03.43,0:18:07.40,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Now, is anybody interested in buying an extension cord?
Dialogue: 1,0:18:03.43,0:18:07.40,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,现在 有没有人有兴趣买根延长电线
Dialogue: 2,0:18:08.77,0:18:09.25,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 1,0:18:08.77,0:18:09.25,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,怎么了
Dialogue: 2,0:18:09.25,0:18:11.11,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Is there a bug on my back? What happened?
Dialogue: 1,0:18:09.25,0:18:11.11,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我背上是有个虫吗 发生什么了
Dialogue: 2,0:18:15.52,0:18:17.25,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Somebody wants an extension cord.
Dialogue: 1,0:18:15.52,0:18:17.25,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,总有人想要延长电线的
Dialogue: 2,0:18:18.05,0:18:21.18,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Who's the nigga that tried crack the second time?
Dialogue: 1,0:18:18.05,0:18:21.18,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,史上第二个尝试可卡因的人是谁啊
Dialogue: 2,0:18:22.33,0:18:25.62,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Like, I understand the first guy that got tricked into smoking crack
Dialogue: 1,0:18:22.33,0:18:25.62,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我能明白第一个人被骗吸了点
Dialogue: 2,0:18:25.62,0:18:29.01,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,but who was the second guy that saw that guy and was like,
Dialogue: 1,0:18:25.62,0:18:29.01,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,但是谁是第二个人 他看了第一个人的惨状 然后
Dialogue: 2,0:18:29.01,0:18:31.92,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"You know what, I bet it was a fluke"?
Dialogue: 1,0:18:29.01,0:18:31.92,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你知道吗 我打赌那只是个偶然
Dialogue: 2,0:18:34.16,0:18:36.21,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"I bet my teeth won't fall out."
Dialogue: 1,0:18:34.16,0:18:36.21,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我赌我的牙不会掉
Dialogue: 2,0:18:38.19,0:18:40.18,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I bet I'll keep my baby.
Dialogue: 1,0:18:38.19,0:18:40.18,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我赌我能保住我的孩子
Dialogue: 2,0:18:47.05,0:18:50.25,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}I'm sorry, Madea, but you have testicular "curncer."{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:18:47.05,0:18:50.25,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我很抱歉 Madea 但你得了睾丸唉
Dialogue: 2,0:18:50.25,0:18:52.93,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}Oh, Lord, not testicular "curncer"!{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:18:50.25,0:18:52.93,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,哦 主啊 别是睾丸唉啊
Dialogue: 2,0:18:52.93,0:18:54.85,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Wow, they really get right to it.
Dialogue: 1,0:18:52.93,0:18:54.85,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,哇哦 他们演的还挺投入的
Dialogue: 2,0:18:54.85,0:18:56.64,en - 1080 - 旁白,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}I'm about to pop a cap.{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:18:54.85,0:18:56.64,ch - 1080 - 旁白,atg7,0,0,0,,我要出离愤怒了
Dialogue: 2,0:18:59.17,0:19:01.57,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Brother, brother? - Oh, no. I already paid, my man.
Dialogue: 1,0:18:59.17,0:19:01.57,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-兄弟 兄弟  -不 我已经给过钱了 老兄
Dialogue: 2,0:19:01.57,0:19:03.30,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Oh, here you are, Deacon. - Thank you, sister.
Dialogue: 1,0:19:01.57,0:19:03.30,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-哦 拿着 执事 -谢谢你 姐妹
Dialogue: 2,0:19:03.30,0:19:07.84,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Right now we're asking for a small offering for the safe-landing fund.
Dialogue: 1,0:19:03.30,0:19:07.84,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,现在我们正在为安全降落基金筹集一小笔捐款
Dialogue: 2,0:19:08.57,0:19:11.45,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,"Safe-landing fund"? Man, how about this?
Dialogue: 1,0:19:08.57,0:19:11.45,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,安全降落基金 老兄 这样怎么样
Dialogue: 2,0:19:11.45,0:19:12.42,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 1,0:19:11.45,0:19:12.42,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,不给
Dialogue: 2,0:19:12.92,0:19:14.02,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, what?
Dialogue: 1,0:19:12.92,0:19:14.02,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,哦 啥
Dialogue: 2,0:19:14.02,0:19:15.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- See what you did? - What I do?
Dialogue: 1,0:19:14.02,0:19:15.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-看你干的好事 -我干啥了
Dialogue: 2,0:19:15.67,0:19:18.17,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You done angered the Lord by being cheap, brother.
Dialogue: 1,0:19:15.67,0:19:18.17,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你是个小气鬼 你的行为触怒了主 兄弟
Dialogue: 2,0:19:18.17,0:19:19.32,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,That's a bad man.
Dialogue: 1,0:19:18.17,0:19:19.32,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,真是个坏人
Dialogue: 2,0:19:19.72,0:19:24.22,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Uh-oh, saints, look like we done run into a terrible storm,
Dialogue: 1,0:19:19.72,0:19:24.22,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,啊哦 圣徒们 看起来我们遇到了一场可怕的风暴
Dialogue: 2,0:19:24.22,0:19:27.67,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,so I'm gonna ask {\i1}all you passengers to bow your heads{\i} for a moment of silence
Dialogue: 1,0:19:24.22,0:19:27.67,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我想请求你们所有乘客都能低下头 静默片刻
Dialogue: 2,0:19:27.67,0:19:32.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,, and please disconnect all electronics while the Lord is working.
Dialogue: 1,0:19:27.67,0:19:32.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,在等待主施展神迹之时 请关闭所有的电子设备
Dialogue: 2,0:19:39.82,0:19:41.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, don't turn off the plane, man! {\i1}What-
Dialogue: 1,0:19:39.82,0:19:41.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,嘿 别把飞机都关了啊 老兄 怎么
Dialogue: 2,0:19:41.87,0:19:43.52,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,The Lord has revealed to me that
Dialogue: 1,0:19:41.87,0:19:43.52,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,主已经对我说了
Dialogue: 2,0:19:43.52,0:19:47.81,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,there is a passenger on board that does not know His word.{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:19:43.52,0:19:47.81,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我们航班上有一位乘客没有听从祂的话
Dialogue: 2,0:19:48.32,0:19:51.01,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,{\i1}And He's asked me to find this sinner.{\i}
Dialogue: 1,0:19:48.32,0:19:51.01,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,祂要求我找出那位罪人
Dialogue: 2,0:19:51.01,0:19:52.93,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Right here. He a heathen.
Dialogue: 1,0:19:51.01,0:19:52.93,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,就在这 这个异教徒
Dialogue: 2,0:19:52.93,0:19:54.21,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, I thought you was a fan.
Dialogue: 1,0:19:52.93,0:19:54.21,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,嘿 我还以为你是我的粉丝呢
Dialogue: 2,0:19:54.66,0:19:55.92,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Oh, you mother sucker--
Dialogue: 1,0:19:54.66,0:19:55.92,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,哦 你这个XX
Dialogue: 2,0:19:55.92,0:19:59.82,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Sir, do you know Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, son?
Dialogue: 1,0:19:55.92,0:19:59.82,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,先生 你知道耶稣基督是你的主和拯救者吗 孩子
Dialogue: 2,0:19:59.82,0:20:01.87,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, man, who is flying the plane?
Dialogue: 1,0:19:59.82,0:20:01.87,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,嘿 老兄 现在是谁在开飞机啊
Dialogue: 2,0:20:01.87,0:20:03.28,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Well, Jesus is.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:01.87,0:20:03.28,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,耶稣啊
Dialogue: 2,0:20:03.28,0:20:05.92,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- What's your name, son. - Michael Blackson.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:03.28,0:20:05.92,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-你叫什么 孩子 -Michael Blackson
Dialogue: 2,0:20:05.92,0:20:10.62,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Would you like to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, Mr. Michael Blackson?
Dialogue: 1,0:20:05.92,0:20:10.62,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你愿意接受耶稣基督作为你的主和拯救者吗 Michael Blackson先生
Dialogue: 2,0:20:10.62,0:20:12.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,If I do, will you fly the fucking plane?
Dialogue: 1,0:20:10.62,0:20:12.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,如果我说愿意 你能快点好好开飞机吗
Dialogue: 2,0:20:12.35,0:20:14.95,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- I won't if you don't. - Fine, fine, whatever, man.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:12.35,0:20:14.95,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-你不说我就不开 -好了好了 随便吧
Dialogue: 2,0:20:14.95,0:20:15.77,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,All right.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:14.95,0:20:15.77,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,好
Dialogue: 2,0:20:21.25,0:20:23.55,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Now repeat after me.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:21.25,0:20:23.55,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,现在跟着我念
Dialogue: 2,0:20:23.55,0:20:26.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Dear "Lord-uh!" - Dear Lord.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:23.55,0:20:26.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-敬爱的主啊 -敬爱的主
Dialogue: 2,0:20:26.10,0:20:29.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- No, I said "Lorid-uh"! - "Lorid-uh."
Dialogue: 1,0:20:26.10,0:20:29.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-不对 我说的是主啊 -主啊
Dialogue: 2,0:20:29.35,0:20:33.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I accept Your son Jesus Christ as my lord and savior.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:29.35,0:20:33.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我接受您的儿子耶稣基督作为我的主和拯救者
Dialogue: 2,0:20:33.60,0:20:36.15,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I accept Your son Jesus Christ as my lord and savior.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:33.60,0:20:36.15,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我接受您的儿子耶稣基督作为我的主和拯救者
Dialogue: 2,0:20:36.15,0:20:38.83,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,And I'll promise to stop watching pornography!
Dialogue: 1,0:20:36.15,0:20:38.83,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我承诺以后再也不看黄片了
Dialogue: 2,0:20:38.83,0:20:40.40,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Hey, man, I didn't know you was gonna throw that at me.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:38.83,0:20:40.40,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,嘿 老兄 我不知道你要突然来这一手啊
Dialogue: 2,0:20:40.40,0:20:45.00,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I refuse to get "excitorated" looking at hot, sweaty bodies,
Dialogue: 1,0:20:40.40,0:20:45.00,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我拒绝因看到火辣汗湿的身体
Dialogue: 2,0:20:45.00,0:20:51.02,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,buttocks jiggling, thighs jiggling, legs, even feet, too, now.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:45.00,0:20:51.02,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,摇晃的臀部 大腿 腿 甚至是脚而鸡动
Dialogue: 2,0:20:51.02,0:20:52.82,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,All right, fine, I'll give up the feet porn, man.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:51.02,0:20:52.82,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,好好好 行 我以后不看那些足控了 老兄
Dialogue: 2,0:20:52.82,0:20:55.12,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- I'll stop doing it! - Amen!
Dialogue: 1,0:20:52.82,0:20:55.12,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-我再也不看了 -阿门
Dialogue: 2,0:20:55.12,0:20:57.17,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Wha-ha! Amen! Amen.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:55.12,0:20:57.17,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,阿门 阿门
Dialogue: 2,0:20:59.54,0:21:04.02,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,All right, Deacon, pass that collection plate around one more time-let's get an offering going.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:59.54,0:21:04.02,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,好了 执事 再传一下捐款的盘子 让我们再来一波捐款
Dialogue: 2,0:21:04.02,0:21:06.13,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,How many collections y'all gonna take on this plane?
Dialogue: 1,0:21:04.02,0:21:06.13,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你们这一次航班要捐多少款啊
Dialogue: 2,0:21:06.13,0:21:07.80,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Well, till we get to the promised land.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:06.13,0:21:07.80,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,直到我们抵达应许之地
Dialogue: 2,0:21:07.80,0:21:09.14,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I thought this was going to Atlanta.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:07.80,0:21:09.14,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我还以为这是去亚特兰大的
Dialogue: 2,0:21:09.14,0:21:11.25,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Yeah, like I said, the promised land.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:09.14,0:21:11.25,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,是啊 跟我说的一样 应许之地
Dialogue: 2,0:21:14.17,0:21:16.35,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,This is the last time I do the BET Awards.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:14.17,0:21:16.35,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我以后再也不参加黑人娱乐电视大奖了
Dialogue: 2,0:21:17.69,0:21:20.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Do you like Tyler Perry? - Love Tyler Perry.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:17.69,0:21:20.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-你喜欢Tyler Perry吗 -我超爱Tyler Perry
Dialogue: 1,0:21:18.46,0:21:20.72,ch - 1080 - 旁白,atg7,0,0,0,,Tyler Perry即黑疯婆子Madea系列主演
Dialogue: 2,0:21:21.87,0:21:22.89,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,Coon.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:21.87,0:21:22.89,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,黑鬼
Dialogue: 2,0:21:25.77,0:21:27.22,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,All them niggas be beating they wives.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:25.77,0:21:27.22,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,他们都打老婆
Dialogue: 2,0:21:27.22,0:21:29.40,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You fat and you ugly, bitch!
Dialogue: 1,0:21:27.22,0:21:29.40,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你这个又肥又丑的贱人
Dialogue: 2,0:21:29.40,0:21:32.10,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,I don't know why I married you! Four hours of that.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:29.40,0:21:32.10,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,我都不知道自己为什么娶了你 四个小时全是这些
Dialogue: 2,0:21:32.10,0:21:34.40,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,- Why--why am I watching this? - It's a happy ending.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:32.10,0:21:34.40,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,-我为什么要看这个 -结局是个好结局
Dialogue: 2,0:21:34.40,0:21:36.72,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You got to watch to the end, though. It's a happy ending.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:34.40,0:21:36.72,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你一定得看到结局 是个好结局
Dialogue: 2,0:21:36.72,0:21:37.60,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,What happens in the end?
Dialogue: 1,0:21:36.72,0:21:37.60,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,最后怎么样了
Dialogue: 2,0:21:37.60,0:21:39.90,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,She lose weight, and she get a new man.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:37.60,0:21:39.90,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,她减肥成功 找了个新男人
Dialogue: 2,0:21:41.07,0:21:42.52,en - 1080,atg1,0,0,0,,You never watch the end.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:41.07,0:21:42.52,ch - 1080,atg7,0,0,0,,你从来都不看到结局