1 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,791 [ Children Chattering, Laughing ] 2 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,931 [ Car Horn Honking ] 3 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,307 BYE, TRACY ! HAVE FUN ! YOU TOO. WHERE YOU GOING ? 4 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,309 WASHINGTON, D.C. HOW ABOUT YOU ? 5 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:31,745 DON'T KNOW. SOMEPLACE. MOM HASN'T TOLD US YET. I'LL SEND YOU A CARD ! 6 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,781 [ Tracy ] BYE. 7 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,721 NO SIGN OF MOTHER YET, TRACY ? 8 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:43,624 SHE'LL BE HERE, MRS. HADLEY. GOOD. GOOD. 9 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:46,960 I WOULDN'T WANT EASTER TO BE AS DISAPPOINTING FOR YOU AS CHRISTMAS. 10 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:49,630 THAT WASN'T MOTHER'S FAULT, MRS. HADLEY. 11 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,433 SHE WAS WORKING IN PARIS, AND THEY RAN INTO COMPLICATIONS. 12 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,468 SO I REMEMBER. 13 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:56,870 WHEN A PERSON'S A COMPLETE HEAD OF A MAGAZINE, 14 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,773 A PERSON JUST CAN'T IGNORE COMPLICATIONS. 15 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:04,512 OF COURSE. OH, SPEAKING OF COMPLICATIONS, WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER ? 16 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,014 HE'S AT HALF-MAST. I SEE. 17 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:10,284 HE'S WHERE ? THERE. 18 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:14,355 JAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE ? 19 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:19,427 - I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. - JAY OSBORNE, COME DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT. 20 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:23,564 I CAN'T. I LOST DUSTER. [ Dogs Barking ] 21 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:31,872 [ Jay ] NEVER MIND. I FOUND HIM. 22 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:35,376 MY PETUNIAS ! OH ! 23 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,683 JAY, IT'S MOTHER ! 24 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,923 MOM-- 25 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,925 MISS MURDOCH. 26 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:56,096 - TRACY. - WHERE'S MOM ? 27 00:04:56,129 --> 00:05:00,300 THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS. IN YOU GO, CHILDREN. 28 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,037 WITHOUT THAT. 29 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:08,576 OH, HE'S MY FRIEND. I NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT DUSTER. 30 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:11,679 ALL RIGHT, PUT HIM IN THE BASKET AND GET IN. 31 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:14,715 AND ROLL DOWN ALL THE WINDOWS. 32 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:18,386 OH, MRS. HADLEY. GOOD-BYE, TRACY. HAVE A HAPPY EASTER. 33 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:21,522 YOU, TOO, MRS. HADLEY, AND I HAVE AN EASTER PRESENT FOR YOU. 34 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,992 IT'S A HANDKERCHIEF. WELL, THANK YOU, TRACY. 35 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:29,863 - AND I GOT A PRESENT TOO. - OH, AND THANK YOU, JAY. 36 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,965 AREN'T YOU DEARS ? 37 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,834 BYE. BYE. 38 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,040 YOU DIDN'T GIVE ANYTHING DUMB, I HOPE. 39 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:44,044 HECK, NO. IT'S ONE OF MY MOST VALUABLE POSSESSIONS. 40 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,883 - [ Croaking ] - [ Gasping ] 41 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,919 [ Croaking Continues ] 42 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,663 [ Screaming ] 43 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,600 BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MOTHER ? I THOUGHT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET IN LAST NIGHT. 44 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:10,804 I'M AFRAID YOUR MOTHER'S BEEN DETAINED IN HONG KONG FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS. 45 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:11,972 HONG KONG ? 46 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:15,075 TWO WEEKS ? THAT'S OUR WHOLE VACATION. 47 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:18,712 WELL, NATURALLY, YOUR MOTHER WAS TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED. 48 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,415 THIS IS THE THIRD VACATION IN A ROW. JAY. 49 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,518 MOM CAN'T HELP IT. WORK IS WORK. 50 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:27,688 SO WE SPEND EASTER VACATION AT HOME. THAT'S NOT SO BAD. 51 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,924 NOT AT HOME, DEAR. THERE WON'T BE ANYONE THERE. 52 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:34,027 YOU SEE, IT'S MY VACATION, TOO, AND I'M OFF TO BERMUDA. 53 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:37,197 BERMUDA ? YOU'RE TAKING US TO BERMUDA ? 54 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,033 OH, BOY ! 55 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:54,081 [ Woman Over P.A. ] T.W.A. FLIGHT 802 NOW BOARDING... 56 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,684 AT GATE THREE FOR CHICAGO AND LOS ANGELES. 57 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,786 I DON'T UNDERSTAND, MISS MURDOCH. 58 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,955 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE ? SEEING YOU OFF ? NO, I'M SEEING YOU OFF. 59 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,891 FLIGHT 801 TO LOS ANGELES. 60 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:08,462 LOS ANGELES ? WE'RE BEING SHIPPED TO GRANDFATHER OSBORNE'S AGAIN ! 61 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:12,600 GRANDFATHER OSBORNE'S. I'D RATHER GO TO JAIL FIRST. 62 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,636 IT'S ONLY FOR EASTER VACATION. SOME VACATION. YUCK. 63 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:34,187 THANK YOU. OFF YOU GO NOW. 64 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,890 I'LL SEND YOU A NICE POSTCARD FROM BERMUDA. 65 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:42,496 BERMUDA ? YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO EXCHANGE TICKETS, WOULD YOU, MISS MURDOCH ? 66 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,766 NONSENSE. I'LL BET BY THE TIME YOU GET TO LOS ANGELES... 67 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:49,202 YOU'LL BE AS GLAD TO SEE YOUR GRANDFATHER AS HE IS TO SEE YOU. 68 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:51,805 TRAPPED, JAMESON, LIKE A RAT IN A CAGE. 69 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:55,075 WELL, IT'S ONLY FOR EASTER VACATION, MR. OSBORNE. 70 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,210 AND IT IS AN EMERGENCY. AN EMERGENCY ! 71 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,212 AN EMERGENCY IS AN EARTHQUAKE OR A TORNADO. 72 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,882 MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW'S CHILDREN ARE A SCIENCE FICTION NIGHTMARE. 73 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:06,219 OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL WITH THAT. IT'S WORTH A FORTUNE. 74 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,222 WELL, PERHAPS THEY'VE MATURED A BIT SINCE THEIR LAST VISIT, SIR. 75 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,525 JAMESON, WHEN IT COMES TO TRACY AND JAY-- 76 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,594 [ Whimpering ] 77 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:16,764 THERE, THERE, SIR WINSTON. THERE, THERE. 78 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:19,733 I INTEND TO LEAVE NO PIECE OF CRYSTAL IN SIGHT. 79 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,102 NO DRESDEN CHINA UNPROTECTED. UP YOU GO. 80 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:26,039 [ Chuckles ] BUT THE CHANDELIER-- IF I MAY, SIR. 81 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,776 HOW COULD THE LITTLE FELLOW POSSIBLY REACH THE CHANDELIER ? 82 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:32,846 THE SAME WAY HE REACHED IT LAST YEAR: WITH A ROCKET SHIP. UP. 83 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:38,752 THE LAUNCH WAS PERFECT, TILL THAT CHANDELIER GOT IN THE WAY. 84 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:42,556 AND GRANDFATHER DIDN'T HAVE TO STEP ON MY ROCKET SHIP AND CRUNCH IT. 85 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:45,025 HE JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND KIDS, JAY. 86 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,661 I MEAN, IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE HE'S HAD ANY. 87 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,930 HE HAD US LAST SUMMER. 88 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,900 I TRIED, TRACY. I REALLY DID. 89 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:57,037 I EVEN HID MY SKATEBOARD IN THE CLOSET, SO HE WOULDN'T HURT HIMSELF. 90 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,773 HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS THE STAIRWAY TO THE WINE CELLAR ? 91 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:03,811 AIRBORNE, JAMESON. THAT SKATEBOARD WAS LIKE A B-29. 92 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:07,981 STRAIGHT DOWN THE STAIRS. DECIMATED A WHOLE CASE OF MUTO ROSTIO, 1908. 93 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:12,085 YES, A LOVELY YEAR, 1908. LET ME SEE, SIR. 94 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,956 WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER THE ERRANT BILLIARD BALL EPISODE ? 95 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:19,827 AFTER, BUT BEFORE THE BOW AND ARROW INCIDENT. OH, YES, YES. 96 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:23,296 I BELIEVE WE STILL HAVE THAT LARGE FOAM RUBBER CUSHION, IF NEEDED. 97 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:27,367 GOOD. AND LET'S MAKE SURE DR. BUTTERWORTH'S NUMBER IS HANDY AT ALL TIMES. 98 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,971 EXCUSE ME, MR. OSBORNE. ANY PLACE SPECIAL FOR THE GOLF CLUBS ? 99 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,106 OH, YES, HIDE 'EM IN THE ATTIC. HIDE 'EM IN THE ATTIC. 100 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,243 OH, GOOD HEAVENS. ONLY THREE MORE HOURS TO COUNTDOWN. 101 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:40,648 THREE HOURS TILL DOOMSDAY. 102 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,650 DO YOU THINK SHE'S REALLY UPSET ? 103 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,685 DO I THINK WHO'S REALLY UPSET ? 104 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,354 WELL, MOTHER, ABOUT NOT SPENDING EASTER WITH US. 105 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:51,358 OF COURSE. SHE JUST CAN'T PICK UP IN THE MIDDLE OF HER WORK AND LEAVE. 106 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:55,395 I'LL BET SHE WANTS TO BE WITH US JUST AS MUCH AS WE WANNA BE WITH HER. 107 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,397 DO YOU THINK SO ? 108 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:01,635 SURE. I'LL BET YOU MOM WANTS TO-- 109 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:05,839 JAY, SUPPOSE WE DIDN'T GO TO GRANDFATHER'S. 110 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:08,341 HUH ? 111 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,980 LOOK OUT ! 112 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:16,650 [ Honking ] 113 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,821 SORRY, SIR. A NEAR MISS. 114 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,957 BERT, BERT, WILL YOU PLEASE BE CAREFUL. 115 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:27,194 ALL WE NEED IS AN ACCIDENT HERE, AND WE'RE GONNA BLOW THE WHOLE CAPER. 116 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,898 I MISSED HIM, DUKE. AIN'T THAT THE MAIN THING, MISSING HIM ? 117 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,267 [ Crashing ] 118 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:38,105 YEAH, THAT'S THE MAIN THING, ALL RIGHT, BERT. YEAH. 119 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,974 NO HARM, NO FOUL ! IT'S OKAY. GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. 120 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,147 BETTER HE TESTS THEM ANYWAY. 121 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,858 BERT, HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA FOLLOW THAT TRUCK SO CLOSELY ? 122 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,894 UH, JUST WHILE OUR BUMPERS ARE STUCK TOGETHER. 123 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,766 I'LL HANDLE IT. 124 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:14,441 - [ Honking ] - [ Panting ] 125 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,244 [ Engine Starts ] 126 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,913 I'M SORRY, DUKE. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 127 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,816 I GUESS I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT ? 128 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:26,720 I GOT THE WHOLE THING: SWEATY PALMS, BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH. 129 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,189 MAYBE IT'S THE AIRPORT. YOU KNOW ME AND FLYING. 130 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,025 BERT, W-W-WILL YOU JUST RELAX. 131 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,762 YEAH, RIGHT. 132 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:38,866 AFTER ALL, WE'RE NOT GOIN' UP IN ANY AIRPLANE. WE'RE JUST KNOCKIN' OVER A SAFE. 133 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,421 YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT THE SAFE AND LEAVE EVERYTHING ELSE TO ME. 134 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,391 EVERYTHING'S GONNA GO JUST GREAT. YEAH. 135 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:09,763 [ Woman ] THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR IMMEDIATE LOADING AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS ONLY. NO PARKING. 136 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,102 [ Tracy ] OKAY. IF WE GO DIRECT TO HONOLULU... 137 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,104 AND THEN TO GUAM, 138 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,306 IN 14 HOURS, WE CAN BE IN HONG KONG. 139 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,308 WITH MOTHER ! RIGHT. 140 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:25,412 IF SHE CAN'T BRING HER VACATION TO US, WE'LL BRING OURS TO HER. 141 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:29,449 BOY, YOU GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT. EXCEPT FOR ONE SMALL THING. 142 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:34,421 WHAT ? WHERE DO WE GET THE $1,200 TO PAY FOR THE TWO PLANE TICKETS ? 143 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,316 [ Airplane Taking Off ] 144 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,589 HOW ABOUT CREDIT CARDS ? EVERYBODY USES CREDIT CARDS. 145 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,591 JAY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY CREDIT CARDS. 146 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:16,196 OKAY. WELL, THEN, LET'S JUST WRITE A CHECK AT THE BANK. LIKE MOTHER ALWAYS DOES. 147 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,132 JAY, YOU HAVE TO HAVE MONEY IN THE BANK TO BEGIN WITH. 148 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:23,436 WELL, IF YOU DON'T TAKE ANY OF MY SUGGESTIONS, WE'LL NEVER GET TO HONG KONG. 149 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,151 TWO PIECES, EIGHT INCHES LONG. ALL RIGHT. 150 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:44,157 LAST TIME OUT, YOU CRACKED ONE OF THESE IN LESS THAN SEVEN MINUTES. 151 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,359 REMEMBER, DUKE ? 152 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,962 GUY GETS A LITTLE RUSTY AFTER FIVE YEARS. 153 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:53,100 OH, NO. NOT YOU, DUKE. YOU WERE THE BEST. 154 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,203 ALSO THE UNLUCKIEST. 155 00:13:56,236 --> 00:14:00,173 ONE THING THOUGH: WE NEVER GOT CAUGHT. 156 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,175 WE ALSO NEVER GOT ANYTHING. 157 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,912 EVERY SAFE WE OPENED UP EITHER CONTAINED NONNEGOTIABLE BONDS, 158 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,014 LAST YEAR'S LOTTERY TICKETS OR THE MOUSE TRAP. 159 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,049 REMEMBER THE MOUSE TRAP, HMM ? 160 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:14,054 IT WAS EITHER A CASE OF GOING STRAIGHT OR GOING BROKE. 161 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,023 DON'T THINK ABOUT IT NOW, DUKE. 162 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,526 JUST CONCENTRATE ON WHY WE'RE GOING CROOKED AGAIN. 163 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:26,499 THE TIME HAS COME, JAMESON. GO IN. PICK UP THE CHILDREN. ME, SIR ? 164 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,969 - OF COURSE. - UNARMED ? 165 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,671 ARMED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THE RAISE I HAVE BEEN PROMISING YOU... 166 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,640 WILL BE FORTHCOMING IN YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK. 167 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:38,645 OH, THAT ISN'T NECESSARY, SIR. THOUGH IT DOES MAKE THE TASK A BIT EASIER. 168 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:42,315 [ Woman ] BE SURE TO CHECK FOR VALUABLES BEFORE LEAVING THE PLANE. 169 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:48,521 DUSTER. DUSTER. DUSTER. 170 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:52,059 - WHAT'S THE MATTER ? - DUSTER'S GONE. 171 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,962 [ Chattering ] DUSTER. 172 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,664 HAS ANYBODY SEEN A SKUNK ? [ Chattering Stops ] 173 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:03,170 EXCUSE ME ? WHICH GATE WILL FLIGHT 801 ARRIVE AT ? 174 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,405 801 ? THAT PROB-- [ Screaming ] 175 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,407 [ Screaming Continues ] 176 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,582 [ Woman ] GET HIM AWAY FROM ME ! 177 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,484 SECURITY ! 178 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,387 [ Man ] RUN ! SKUNK ! SKUNK ! 179 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,391 COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. COME ON. 180 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,607 WHAT HAPPENED ? THERE WERE TWO OF 'EM AND A SKUNK. 181 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,710 TWO OF WHAT AND A SKUNK ? WHICH WAY DID THEY GO ? 182 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:53,220 WE HIT IT. WE HIT IT, DUKE. IT'S THE GARAGE FREE AND CLEAR. 183 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,324 [ Alarm Ringing ] 184 00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,994 WHAT'S THAT MEAN ? IT MEANS WE JUST WENT STRAIGHT AGAIN. 185 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,496 FILL THAT BUCKET UP WITH EVERYTHING YOU CAN. 186 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,102 I LOCKED IT. 187 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,538 YOU LOCKED IT. [ Ringing Stops ] 188 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,641 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. LEAVE IT. 189 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,586 [ Duke ] OKAY, NICE AND EASY, LIKE WE'RE TOURISTS. 190 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:34,261 HEY. WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE ? 191 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,769 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE LOST 'EM. HOW'D THAT LITTLE SKUNK GET ON BOARD IN THE FIRST PLACE ? 192 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,338 HE GOT ON BOARD WITH HIS SISTER. 193 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,640 OH. OH, YOU MEAN THE PET. 194 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,178 NOW, IF I WERE MISS TRACY, 195 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,180 HOW WOULD I GET OUT OF HERE ? 196 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,084 [ Screaming ] 197 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,555 - AH. - [ Chattering Continues ] 198 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,713 [ Man ] THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR IMMEDIATE LOADING AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS ONLY. 199 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:30,183 NO PARKING. VIOLATERS WILL BE TOWED AWAY. 200 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:39,192 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ? HIDE DUSTER. 201 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,210 [ Together ] TAKE OFF, DRIVER ! 202 00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:02,149 THIS CAB IS TAKEN. OF COURSE, IT'S TAKEN. WE'RE TAKING IT. 203 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:10,690 AH ! I'M AFRAID WE'VE LOST THEM, MR. OSBORNE. I'M AFRAID WE HAVEN'T. 204 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,825 PETER, FOLLOW THAT CAB. 205 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,266 I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE UP TO. 206 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,801 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU KIDS ARE GOIN' ? WE'RE RUNNING AWAY. 207 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,305 - RUNNING AWAY, HUH ? - [ Sirens Wailing ] 208 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,342 YES, JUST LIKE YOU ARE. 209 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:32,579 JUST A MINUTE THERE, YOUNG LADY. WHO SAYS WE'RE RUNNING AWAY ? YEAH. 210 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,747 BETCHA THEY WOULD. 211 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,418 THEY'D BE PRETTY INTERESTED IN SEEING THESE BURGLAR TOOLS. BURGLAR TOOLS ! 212 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,388 I BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS A JIMMY. GIVE ME THAT. 213 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,356 AND THIS IS A PICK FOR LOCKS. JUST PUT THAT AWAY. 214 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,825 OH, BOY, A COUPLE OF REAL CROOKS. WHAT'D YOU GET ? 215 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:50,263 - SO FAR, JUST A COUPLE OF KIDS. - AND A SKUNK. A SKUNK ! 216 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:55,168 - IT'S JUST A PET. - WELL, YOU AND YOUR PET BETTER GET YOURSELVES ANOTHER RIDE. 217 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,737 [ Sirens Wailing ] OKAY. 218 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:01,208 DRIVER, WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN AROUND AND STOP THAT POLICE CAR ? 219 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,211 JUST KEEP GOING AHEAD, DRIVER. 220 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,885 [ Dispatcher Chattering ] [ Man ] SERGEANT TURNER ? 221 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:16,189 WHAT HAPPENED ? APPARENTLY THEY WERE AFTER THE SAFE IN THE TREASURER'S OFFICE. 222 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,359 OH. CLEANING LADY SAID THEY HAD IT OPEN, BUT IT WASN'T BLOWN OR FORCED OR ANYTHING. 223 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,362 JUST A LITTLE ADHESIVE TAPE STUCK TO THE DOOR. 224 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,532 ADHESIVE TAPE. ABOUT THIS FAR FROM THE DIAL ? YES, SIR. 225 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,835 RECOGNIZE THE M.O., SIR ? YEAH, A GUY I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO NAIL FOR YEARS. 226 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,870 HOW MUCH DID HE GET ? APPARENTLY NOTHING. 227 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,540 THAT'S MY MAN. HE NEVER DID. I HAD A CASE LIKE THAT... 228 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,209 IN MY SOCIO-PSYCHOLOGY COURSE AT THE ACADEMY. 229 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,245 OH, LONGNECKER-- IT'S THE SADOMASOCHISTIC PERSONALITY AT WORK. 230 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,613 LONGNECKER. THIS MAN IS PART OF THE COMPULSIVE LOSER SYNDROME. 231 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,982 LONGNECKER, THIS GUY WAS NOT A LOSER. HE WAS JUST UNLUCKY. 232 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,886 UNTIL HE DISAPPEARED FIVE YEARS AGO, HE WAS THE BEST. 233 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,590 AND IF HE'S BACK IN BUSINESS, WE'D BETTER GET LUCKY BEFORE HE DOES. 234 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,734 YOU CAN DROP US RIGHT, UH, HERE. 235 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,613 WELL, KIDS, THIS IS WHERE WE SAY GOOD-BYE. 236 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:18,017 IS THIS YOUR HIDEOUT ? WILL YOU PLEASE-- 237 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,587 PAY THE DRIVER, BERT. OH, SURE, DUKE. OH, DUKE. 238 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,523 Y-YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY LOOSE CHANGE ON YA, HAVE YA ? 239 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,525 YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY MONEY WITH YOU ? 240 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,560 WELL, WE HAD THE CAR WHEN WE LEFT HOME. 241 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,596 BESIDES, I THOUGHT WE'D BE LOADED BY NOW. HOW ARE WE GONNA PAY THE CAB ? 242 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,365 - I DON'T KNOW. - KEEP THE CHANGE, DRIVER. 243 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,039 WHY AREN'T YOU IN THAT CAB ? WE CAN USE A HIDEOUT TOO. 244 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,641 NO, NO. NO CHANCE. NO. 245 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:45,678 IF YOU'RE RUNNIN' AWAY FROM HOME, THAT MEANS SOMEBODY'S GONNA COME LOOKIN' FOR YOU. 246 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,481 WE'VE GOT TROUBLES ENOUGH OF OUR OWN. NOW, GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. SCAT. 247 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:51,484 SCAT. OKAY. OKAY. 248 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,822 COME ON, JAY. WHERE WE GOIN' ? 249 00:20:55,855 --> 00:21:00,059 OH, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE-- MAYBE THERE'S A PARK THAT WE CAN SLEEP IN. 250 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,429 [ Tracy Coughing ] 251 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,831 [ Jay ] WHAT'S THE MATTER ? OH, NOTHING. 252 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,700 - IT'S JUST MY ASTHMA. - ASTHMA ? 253 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:12,705 YOU KNOW I ALWAYS GET IT WHEN IT'S COLD AND DAMP AND LATE AT NIGHT, 254 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:15,442 AND I HAVE TO SLEEP OUTDOORS. [ Coughing ] 255 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,311 BUT I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 256 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:22,849 LET'S GET SOME OF THESE NEWSPAPERS OUT OF THE TRASH CAN. 257 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,985 [ Coughing ] WHAT FOR ? 258 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,622 TO STUFF INSIDE OF OUR CLOTHING, SO WE DON'T FREEZE. 259 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,625 [ Coughing ] 260 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,369 [ Whistles ] 261 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,449 JUST... ONE... NIGHT. 262 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,485 [ Coughs ] 263 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,666 SHALL I RETRIEVE THEM, SIR ? 264 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,135 [ Sighs ] THAT MIGHT BE ONE ALTERNATIVE. 265 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,539 BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, WOULD YOU SAY THE CHILDREN ARE IN ANY IMMINENT DANGER ? 266 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,874 NO, SIR. 267 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:24,644 AND MIGHT NOT A LOOK ON THE SEAMIER SIDE OF LIFE... 268 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,346 HELP THEM TO SHOW MORE RESPECT FOR THE FINER THINGS ? 269 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,717 OH, I BELIEVE IT WOULD, SIR. 270 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,552 AND IF WE LEAVE PETER BEHIND TO KEEP AN EYE ON THEM, 271 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:37,356 MIGHT NOT THIS BE JUST THE TONIC TO STRAIGHTEN THOSE CHILDREN UP, MAKE THEM INTO BETTER CITIZENS ? 272 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,126 INDEED, IT MIGHT, SIR. 273 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:44,631 THAT'S VERY ASTUTE OF YOU, JAMESON. YOU CAN EXPECT A BONUS ALONG WITH YOUR RAISE. 274 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,934 [ Chuckling ] 275 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,002 I GOT THE KEYS. 276 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:54,140 FIVE GRAND, DUKE. WHERE WE GONNA GET FIVE GRAND ? 277 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:57,009 WE'LL GET IT. WE'LL GET IT. NOW JUST DON'T PANIC. 278 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,779 YEAH, RIGHT. GOTCHA. DON'T PANIC. 279 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,815 AFTER ALL, WE'RE JUST SMALL POTATOES TO A GUY LIKE BIG JOE. 280 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:07,820 HE DEALS WITH MILLIONS. HE PROBABLY FORGOT ALL ABOUT US. 281 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,789 THEN AGAIN, HE PROBABLY REMEMBERED. 282 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:12,859 WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE DOOR WAS OPEN, DUKE ? 283 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,428 WE KNEW THAT YOU WOULD WANT US TO MAKE OURSELVES COMFORTABLE. 284 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:18,931 OH, SURE, MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE. YOU ALREADY HAVE. 285 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,867 [ Chuckling ] 286 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,705 FREDDIE. 287 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,941 HELLO, KIDS. HELLO, "PUDDY CAT." 288 00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:32,945 [ Chuckling ] I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A FAMILY MAN, DUKE. 289 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,114 OH, YES, YES, OF COURSE, YES. THIS IS MY NIECE-- 290 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:38,117 AND, UM-- MY NIECE AND NEPHEW FROM, UH, BUFFALO. 291 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,952 BUFFALO. BUFFALO ! 292 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,021 THAT'S NEAR SYRACUSE. 293 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:45,091 BERT, WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF WE CAN GET SOME PAJAMAS FOR THE KIDS... 294 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,960 AND TUCK 'EM IN TO THEIR LITTLE BEDDY-BY. OH, SURE, SURE. 295 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,430 PSST. 296 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:58,505 GRAPEVINE TELLS ME THAT, UH, YOU WERE AT THE AIRPORT TONIGHT, DUKE. 297 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:02,575 OH, YEAH, BUT IT'S MY USUAL LUCK, JOE. SEE ? NOTHING. NOTHING. 298 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:05,478 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 299 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:07,914 I MEAN, OUR COMPUTER'S GONNA BE VERY UNHAPPY TO HEAR THAT. 300 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:12,719 COMPUTER ? YEAH, THAT NOTE IS... WAY OVERDUE. 301 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:17,524 AND IT'S A SIZABLE AMOUNT. WELL, IT WAS $5,000 THE LAST TIME I LOOKED. 302 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:20,026 YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED IN A LONG TIME, DUKE. 303 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:24,531 AND YOU KNOW THOSE COMPUTERS. CLICKETY-CLICK, CLICKETY-CLICK. 304 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:28,935 INTEREST, CARRYIN' CHARGES. INTEREST ON CARRYIN' CHARGES. CLICKETY-CLICK, CLICKETY-CLICK. 305 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:32,572 WELL, J-J-JUST HOW MUCH HAS IT CLICKETY-CLICKED UP TO ? 306 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,541 NINE BIG ONES. 307 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:36,809 N-NINE-- NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS ? 308 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:40,680 EVERY MINUTE WE SPEND TALKIN', IT'S CLICKETY-CLICK CLICKETY-CLICK. 309 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:44,050 WOULD YOU-- ISN'T THERE SOME WAY WE COULD GET AN EXTENSION ? 310 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:48,020 - AN EXTENSION ? - AN EXTENSION. 311 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,890 I MEAN, TH-THE GARAGE CAN MAKE IT. 312 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,092 WE WERE JUST STARTING TO ROLL... 313 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:56,295 WHEN THEY TORE UP THE STREETS OUT HERE AND BLOCKED IT OFF. 314 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,698 STARTED TO BUILD HIGH RISES ON EACH SIDE OF US. 315 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,968 ISN'T IT A SHAME ? ISN'T IT A SHAME, FREDDIE ? 316 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:05,572 IT'S A SHAME, BUT I CAN'T TELL THAT TO THE COMPUTER. 317 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:08,107 ME, I'M A PUSHOVER, BUT THE COMPUTER-- 318 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:12,612 IF PEOPLE DON'T PAY THEIR DEBTS, THAT COMPUTER GOES TO PIECES. 319 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,614 STICK AROUND, SHADOW. 320 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:20,720 COME HERE. I THINK YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS TOO. 321 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,623 ME ? [ Chuckling Nervously ] NO, I'M JUST THE WHEEL MAN. 322 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:27,093 I JUST DO THE DRIVING. I'M NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AT THAT. 323 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:29,295 DUKE JUST KEEPS ME AROUND BECAUSE I'M HIS EX-BROTHER-IN-LAW. 324 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:32,064 SEE, I WAS MARRIED TO HIS SISTER IRENE. 325 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:35,134 WE NEVER GOT ALONG THOUGH. I GOT ALONG BETTER WITH DUKE. 326 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,203 GUESS THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS ME AROUND. 327 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,839 [ Big Joe ] GUESS THAT'S WHY HE LET YOU SIGN THIS NOTE TOO. 328 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:43,309 YOU'RE BUDDIES, HUH ? THAT IS YOUR NAME, ISN'T IT ? 329 00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:45,344 BERT DELANEY ? 330 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,814 WELL, NOW, I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S EXACTLY THAT. 331 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:51,150 I-I'D HAVE TO CHECK WITH MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE. THAT'S IN HACKENSACK, NEW JERSEY. 332 00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:53,686 I WAS BORN IN HACKENSACK. WHOLE FAMILY WAS. 333 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,589 MOM AND THE KIDS. 334 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,591 BET YOU'D LOVE TO SEE YOUR MOM AGAIN, WOULDN'T YA ? 335 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:03,195 OH, WELL, POOR MOM. YOU SEE, SHE'S UP IN, UH-- 336 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:07,867 OH. THAT-- THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT, HUH ? YEAH, WELL. [ Coughs ] 337 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,271 SEVENTY-TWO HOURS, DUKE. 338 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:18,878 AND I HOPE YOU DON'T DISAPPOINT THE COMPUTER. 339 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:30,222 HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE HE DID THAT WITH JUST A LITTLE STUB OF THE PENCIL ? 340 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:36,896 I'M WONDERIN' HOW WE'RE GONNA GET $9,000 IN THE NEXT 72 HOURS. 341 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:41,333 DID YOU HEAR WHAT BIG JOE SAID TO DUKE ? 342 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,770 ALL I HEARD WAS PENCILS CRACKING. 343 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:46,005 BOY, DUKE AND BERT ARE IN TROUBLE. 344 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:49,776 YEAH. THIS IS SOME CHEESY HIDEOUT. 345 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,645 TWO GUYS CAN JUST WALK IN AND SHOVE 'EM AROUND LIKE THAT. 346 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:56,048 BOY, IF THIS WAS MY HIDEOUT, I'D MAKE A FEW CHANGES. 347 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:59,085 THEY NEED MORE THAN THAT. THEY NEED MONEY. 348 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,288 EVEN MORE MONEY THAN WE NEED. HOW'RE THEY GONNA GET IT ? 349 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:07,293 WELL, I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW WE CAN ALL GET IT. 350 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:19,806 [ Snoring ] [ Jay ] DUSTER. DUSTER. 351 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,046 DUSTER. 352 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:43,796 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, KID ? - IT'S DUSTER. I LOST HIM. 353 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:47,233 OH, YEAH ? I'M SORRY. 354 00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:56,308 [ Screaming ] 355 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:00,146 I FOUND HIM. 356 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:04,951 THANK YOU. MM-HMM. 357 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:14,326 ** [ Humming ] 358 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,796 [ Sniffing ] 359 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,798 BACON ? 360 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:21,467 UH-UH. THAT'S GOTTA BE WAFFLES. 361 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,469 AND DO I KNOW WAFFLES. 362 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:26,105 WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO IRENE, YOUR SISTER, 363 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,507 SHE DROVE ME BANANAS WITH HER WAFFLES. 364 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,943 MORNING. WHAT'S THIS ? 365 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,846 BREAKFAST. I HOPE YOU LIKE SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON. 366 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,849 OH, IT'S BETTER THAN WAFFLES AND IRENE. [ Chuckles ] 367 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:39,285 SOME SURPRISE, HUH, DUKE ? NOT TO ME, IT ISN'T. 368 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,988 NOW I SAID ONE NIGHT. 369 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,991 NOW, IF YOU THINK THIS MEAL IS GONNA BUY YOU SOME EXTRA TIME, YOUNG LADY, 370 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:46,993 YOU'RE VERY MUCH MISTAKEN. 371 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:50,196 OH, NO. BREAKFAST IS JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO COOK. 372 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,231 AND I LIKE TO EAT. AND SO DO I. 373 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,466 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE HERE NOW. 374 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,403 WE DIDN'T HAVE BACON AND EGGS IN THE HOUSE. YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT. 375 00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,873 - I BOUGHT THEM THE SECOND TIME I WENT OUT. - THE SECOND TIME ? 376 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:04,476 WELL, THE FIRST TIME I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT, THE MARKET WASN'T OPEN, 377 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:07,046 SO I JUST MAILED THE RANSOM NOTE TO GRANDFATHER. 378 00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:11,851 - YOU DID WHAT ? - RANSOM NOTE TO GRANDFATHER ? 379 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,986 FOR $100,000. 380 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:17,256 I TOLD HIM TO LEAVE IT UNDER THE UMBRELLA TREE IN WILLIAMS GARDEN. 381 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:20,292 YOU-YOU-YOU-- HOLD IT. HOLD IT. DON'T WORRY. HE CAN SPARE IT. 382 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:22,328 YEAH, HE'S GOT MILLIONS AND BILLIONS. 383 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:26,032 - HOLD IT ! - ALL WE NEED IS ENOUGH FOR TWO TICKETS TO HONG KONG. 384 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:29,335 YOU CAN HAVE THE REST. JUST HOLD IT ! 385 00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:31,337 THE SQUEEZE MAY BE ON, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO TURN ME... 386 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:34,440 FROM BEING A SAFECRACKER INTO A-- INTO A KIDNAPPER. 387 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:38,377 - NEVER ENOUGH FOR THAT. - BUT YOU DIDN'T KIDNAP US. WE KIDNAPPED OURSELVES. 388 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:42,514 - OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. - YEAH. ALTHOUGH COME TO THINK OF IT, THEY DID, DUKE. 389 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,483 AND YOU DIDN'T SEND THE RANSOM NOTE. WE DID. 390 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:47,553 SHE'S GOT A POINT THERE TOO. ALL YOU'VE GOTTA DO IS PICK UP THE MONEY. 391 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,555 THAT SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOUGH. SIMPLE ? 392 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:52,524 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES ? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE RAP IS FOR KIDNAPPING ? 393 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,593 HE'S RIGHT, TRACY. 394 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:59,598 YEAH, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE RAP IS FOR NOT PAYING BIG JOE $9,000 ? 395 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:03,369 SHE'S RIGHT, DUKE. I'D RATHER LOSE MY MARBLES THAN BE A BROKEN PENCIL. 396 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,537 OH, YOU WOULD. 397 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,974 - DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN FATE, DUKE ? - FATE ? 398 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:11,577 - WELL, IT WAS FATE THAT PUT US IN THAT TAXI CAB WITH YOU. - I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU, TRACY. 399 00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:15,414 MAYBE IT WAS FATE, DUKE. I MEAN, IT'D BE CRIMINAL TO GO AGAINST FATE. 400 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:18,350 THE MONEY WOULD HELP ALL OF US. OF COURSE, IT WILL. 401 00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:22,121 COME ON, DUKE. BE A GOOD GUY AND KIDNAP US. 402 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,123 K-- 403 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,359 GOOD DAY, JAMESON. GOOD DAY, SIR. 404 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:30,162 GOOD DAY, SIR WINSTON. 405 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:33,032 AFTER YOUR BREAKFAST, SIR, SHALL I BRING THE CAR AROUND... 406 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:37,603 TO PICK UP MISS TRACY AND MASTER JAMES ? [ Winston Whimpering ] 407 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,240 THERE, THERE, SIR WINSTON. 408 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:44,243 JAMESON, YOU HAVE A KNACK FOR RUINING A PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL MORNING. 409 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:47,313 SORRY, SIR. WILL YOU HAVE SAUSAGES OR BACON WITH YOUR EGGS ? 410 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,315 NEITHER, THANK YOU. I'VE LOST MY APPETITE. 411 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,984 YES, I QUITE UNDERSTAND, SIR. WHAT'S THIS ? 412 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:55,654 WELL, IT ARRIVED EARLY THIS MORNING, SIR. SPECIAL DELIVERY. 413 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,524 [ Phone Ringing ] 414 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,230 OSBORNE RESIDENCE. OH, YES, PETER. JUST A MOMENT. 415 00:31:06,098 --> 00:31:09,001 IT'S PETER, SIR. 416 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:11,503 MORNING, PETER. HMM ? 417 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:16,508 SHE WENT TO THE-- WENT TO THE MAILBOX ? 418 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,544 I CAN'T IMAGINE. 419 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:23,549 ON THE OTHER HAND, MAYBE I CAN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO YOU, PETER. 420 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:27,519 VERY, UH, INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT HERE. WE HAVE A RANSOM NOTE. 421 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:30,189 RANSOM NOTE ? 422 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:33,625 YES. "HAVE CHILDREN. LEAVE $100,000. 423 00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:39,365 BRIEFCASE, UNDER UMBRELLA TREE, WILLIAMS GARDENS, 4:00. WE MEAN BUSINESS." 424 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:44,570 - $100,000. GOOD HEAVENS, SIR. SHALL I RING UP THE BANK ? - YOU MISS THE POINT. 425 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:47,573 OUR LITTLE TRACY CONCOCTED THIS NONSENSE, 426 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:50,576 AND SOMEHOW SHE'S CONNED THESE POOR BENIGHTED GENTLEMEN INTO GOING ALONG WITH HER IDIOT PLAN. 427 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:53,212 - [ Whistles ] - I BEG YOUR PARDON. 428 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:55,181 OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR. 429 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,316 IF I MAY, SIR. WHAT IS OUR NEXT MOVE ? 430 00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:00,619 NEXT MOVE ? WELL, AS THE CHILDREN APPEAR TO BE IN NO DANGER WHATEVER, 431 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:04,190 - I SHALL FIRST FINISH MY BREAKFAST. - OH. 432 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:06,358 THEN WE WILL TAKE ADDITIONAL SUPPLIES OVER TO PETER FOR HIS PROLONGED VIGIL, 433 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,594 AFTER WHICH I WILL HAVE A NICE ROUND OF GOLF. 434 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:13,499 - SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL, SIR. - ALSO, I'LL HAVE BACON AND SAUSAGE WITH MY EGGS. 435 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:17,136 AH. YOUR APPETITE'S RETURNED, SIR. QUITE. 436 00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:34,220 [ Clinking ] 437 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:04,350 [ Sighing ] 438 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:06,385 [ Clinking Resumes ] 439 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,990 WHAT TIME YOU GOT ? 440 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,594 I JUST TOLD YOU THE TIME FIVE MINUTES AGO. 441 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:20,466 OH, RIGHT, YEAH. IT WAS FIVE TO 12:00 THEN, SO THAT'D MAKE IT 12:00 NOW. 442 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,668 SO IN FOUR HOURS, WE PICK UP THE MONEY. 443 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,242 WILL YOU PLEASE EITHER DRINK THAT OR PUT IT DOWN ? 444 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:33,612 OH, YEAH. I'M SORRY, DUKE. 445 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:37,816 IRENE ALWAYS USED TO MAKE A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE TO STEADY THE NERVES. 446 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,818 SHE NEVER GAVE ME ANY THOUGH. 447 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,088 [ Siren Wailing ] THEY'RE HERE ! IT'S THE COPS ! 448 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:45,524 IT'S FIRE ENGINES, AND THEY'RE PASSING BY. 449 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,559 [ Exhales ] 450 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:53,465 [ Chuckling ] YEAH, RIGHT. I ALWAYS GET THAT BACKWARDS. 451 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:58,404 SEE, BACK IN JERSEY, WHEN YOU HEAR A-- [ Imitating Police Siren ] 452 00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:00,439 IT'S USUALLY A POLICE CAR. 453 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:05,144 BUT IF IT'S A-- [ Imitating Ambulance Siren ] IT'S PROBABLY AN AMBULANCE. 454 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:09,781 BUT A FIRE ENGINE CAN GO-- [ Imitating Fire Engine ] 455 00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:12,184 OR DING-DING-DING-DING, DING-DING-DING. 456 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:15,821 PERSONALLY, I'D RATHER HEAR THE-- [ Imitating Ambulance Siren ] 457 00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:19,558 BECAUSE THAT-- [ Imitating Fire Siren ] DING-DING-DING-DING-- 458 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,827 BOY, THAT'LL DRIVE YOU CRAZY. 459 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,199 I'M SORRY, DUKE. I GUESS I'M JUST A LITTLE EDGY. 460 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,501 YOU THINK WE CAN PULL THIS OFF ? 461 00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,604 WHO KNOWS ? 462 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:38,244 MAYBE. IF YOU CAN KEEP THE KIDS HIDDEN AND, UH, QUIET TILL 4:00. 463 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:41,747 OH. THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. 464 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:45,851 WHERE ARE THEY ? WELL, THE GIRL, TRACY, SHE'S IN THE BEDROOM. 465 00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:48,520 AND THE BOY ? JAY ? 466 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,789 JAY ! J-- 467 00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:56,895 OH, I CHECKED ON JAY, TOO, DUKE. HE JUST WALKED BY OUTSIDE THE WINDOW. 468 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,198 OUTSIDE THE WINDOW ! 469 00:35:02,201 --> 00:35:04,703 JAY OSBORNE, COME BACK HERE ! 470 00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:08,440 GO GET HIM. GO ON. I'LL GO DOWNSTAIRS. GO GET HIM. 471 00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:12,278 DUSTER, COME BACK. 472 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:26,825 HERE, DUSTER. COME ON, DUSTER. 473 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:31,897 - JAY. NOW, JAY-- - DUSTER, COME BACK. 474 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:37,703 - JAY, NOW YOU BE CAREFUL. YOU HEAR ME, JAY ? - ** [ Humming ] 475 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:43,442 [ Sniffing ] OH. 476 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,477 ** [ Resumes ] 477 00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:15,741 YOU MASHER ! I'LL TEACH YOU TO LOOK IN MY WINDOW ! OW ! 478 00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:17,776 I'M SORRY, LADY. HEEL ! 479 00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:22,381 [ Sneezes ] 480 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:28,387 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE ? GET UP THERE ! 481 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:34,593 [ Brush Pounding ] STOP IT ! WILL YOU STOP THAT ! 482 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,612 BE CAREFUL, BERT ! 483 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,752 NO ! [ Grunting ] 484 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,031 DUSTER, YOU COME DOWN HERE. 485 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:16,368 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE, JAY ? 486 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:18,370 DUSTER ! 487 00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:22,007 DUSTER. DUSTER. 488 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:28,814 HOW'D HE GET UP THERE ? 489 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,784 I DON'T KNOW. DUSTER ! 490 00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:42,794 HERE, DUSTER. 491 00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:50,436 DUSTER ! 492 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:54,473 GET BACK HERE ! 493 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:00,579 DUSTER ! 494 00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:05,283 DUSTER, YOU GET BACK HERE ! 495 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,755 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING ? WELL, I GOTTA GO GET DUSTER. 496 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,424 GET BACK. 497 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,832 COME ON, DUSTER. 498 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:23,068 COME ON. NICE SKUNK. 499 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,303 COME ON. 500 00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:28,540 DUSTER, COME HERE ! 501 00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:31,076 WELL, GO GET HIM ! 502 00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:41,887 NO ! NO, BERT ! NO ! GET BACK ! 503 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,056 HOLD ON, DUSTER. 504 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,493 [ Stammering ] 505 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,561 G-G-GET A-- GET A-- GET A CANVAS ! 506 00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,531 ANYTHING ! A GUNNY SACK ! A POTATO BAG ! 507 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:55,567 HOLD ON, DUSTER. HE'S COMIN' OUT TO GET YA. 508 00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:59,638 BE CAREFUL. WHAT ? 509 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,840 [ Screams ] 510 00:39:03,409 --> 00:39:07,379 GET IT IN HERE ! ALL RIGHT, STRETCH IT TIGHT. 511 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,521 GET IT OUT ! STRETCH IT TIGHT ! STRETCH IT TIGHTER ! 512 00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:17,556 THIS WAY ! 513 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,361 AH ! AH, AH. 514 00:39:27,966 --> 00:39:30,469 NOW HOLD ON ! 515 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:36,107 HERE ! GRAB MY WRIST. 516 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:38,143 [ Grunting ] 517 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:47,686 [ Grunting Continues ] 518 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,558 HANG ON ! 519 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:01,667 WHOA ! WHOA ! 520 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:04,570 HEY ! 521 00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:13,912 OH, NO ! DON'T ! 522 00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:21,753 [ Screaming ] 523 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:30,028 GET US DOWN ! 524 00:40:43,909 --> 00:40:46,444 ARE-ARE YA ALL RIGHT, KID ? YEAH, THANKS. 525 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:51,750 HOLY SMOKE ! A SKUNK ! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE ! 526 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,986 DUSTER ! JAY ! 527 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,989 DUSTER, YOU COME BACK HERE ! 528 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:06,197 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN' ? I GOTTA GET DUSTER BEFORE HE FALLS OFF. 529 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:08,534 YOU STAY HERE AND I'LL-- I'LL-- 530 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,702 I'LL GO OUT AND GET HIM. 531 00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:28,153 [ Jay ] BE CAREFUL, DUSTER ! 532 00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:05,156 BOY, DUSTER. YOU CAN COME BACK NOW. 533 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:07,192 WE GOT DUSTER. 534 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,167 OW ! 535 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:29,981 COME ON NOW, FELLA. 536 00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:32,784 COME ON. SLOW AND EASY. 537 00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,023 NO, SON. COME ON BACK HERE. 538 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,325 GIMME YOUR HAND, TEX, ROD. 539 00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:43,595 NOW COME ON, FELLA. EASY NOW. DON'T LOOK DOWN. 540 00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:45,831 NOW COME ON. COME ON. 541 00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:48,299 JUST ANOTHER STEP. 542 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:52,838 NOTHIN' TO BE AFRAID OF. THAT'S IT. 543 00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:55,173 [ Screaming ] 544 00:42:56,842 --> 00:43:00,045 HOLD IT, MISTER. HEY, MAC, DON'T MOVE. 545 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:03,014 - BERT, COME BACK ! - HUH ? WHAT'D YOU SAY ? 546 00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:07,085 - GET BACK ! - BERT, DON'T STEP ! 547 00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:08,887 DON'T WHAT ? 548 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,022 [ Jay ] BERT, DON'T ! 549 00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:38,383 [ Gasps, Screams ] 550 00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:47,859 BERT ! BERT ? 551 00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:57,402 HOW LONG DID YOU SAY IT IS UNTIL 4:00 ? 552 00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:16,254 OH, WHAT A HAUL. A HUNDRED GRAND ! 553 00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,289 PLUS A COWHIDE BRIEFCASE ! 554 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,759 IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A HUNDRED GRAND TO ME. 555 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:23,161 MAYBE HE WROTE US A CHECK. 556 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:30,468 "HAVING DIFFICULTY RAISING THE MONEY. WILL NEED MORE TIME. 557 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:35,440 PROBABLY UNTIL AFTER EASTER VACATION. J.W. OSBORNE." 558 00:44:35,473 --> 00:44:38,276 "HAVING DIFFICULTY RAISING THE MONEY. 559 00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:43,348 WILL NEED MORE TIME. PROBABLY UNTIL AFTER EASTER VACATION." 560 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:47,886 - THAT GRANDFATHER OF YOURS HAS GOT SOME SENSE OF HUMOR. - BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 561 00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:50,789 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ? WHY, IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 562 00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:52,891 YOUR GRANDFATHER ISN'T TAKING US SERIOUSLY. 563 00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:55,761 NOBODY'S TAKING US SERIOUSLY. 564 00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:59,330 WHAT DO WE DO, DUKE ? WE GET OURSELVES OUT OF THIS CAPER, 565 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:03,301 AND WE SHIP THOSE KIDS BACK TO THEIR GRANDFATHER, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 566 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:06,204 SHIP THEM BACK ? YOU MEAN, GIVE UP THE MONEY ENTIRELY ? 567 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:10,942 MONEY ? WHAT MONEY ? DON'T YOU THINK HE'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO GET 'EM BACK ? 568 00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:14,345 WOULD YOU ? SO FAR, ALL WE'VE GOT OUT OF THIS KIDNAPPING... 569 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:17,983 IS AN I.O.U. AND A GENUINE LEATHER BRIEFCASE. 570 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:19,985 YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT BIG JOE ? 571 00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:21,987 IF WE DON'T COME UP WITH WHAT WE OWE HIM, 572 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:25,256 HE'S LIABLE TO GO FROM CLICKETY-CLICK TO BANGETY-BANG. 573 00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:27,392 WE SHOULD JUST TAKE ONE THING AT A TIME. NOW FIRST-- 574 00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:30,395 [ Tracy ] I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU POUND ON THAT DOOR. YOU CAN'T COME IN. 575 00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:33,999 OUR GRANDFATHER WILL NEVER PAY THAT RANSOM. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER ! 576 00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:37,268 DID YOU LEAVE THE TV ON UPSTAIRS ? THAT'S NO TV. 577 00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:40,371 HELP ? HOW CAN I ? [ Tracy ] GIVE ME THAT CHAIR OVER THERE. 578 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,808 HOLD ON NOW, JAY ! YOU CAN DO IT ! 579 00:45:42,841 --> 00:45:46,144 I CAN'T, TRACY. I CAN'T. THEY'RE PUSHING TOO HARD. 580 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:50,048 WHAT'D YOU SAY ? PARDON ME. THERE'S SO MUCH NOISE I CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOU. 581 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:53,418 OH, NO, THERE IT GOES. THEY JUST BROKE DOWN THE DOOR. 582 00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:55,453 HELP, HELP ! THEY'RE HERE NOW. 583 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:57,823 THEY'RE COMING IN. 584 00:45:57,856 --> 00:46:00,826 TELL GRANDFATHER-- TELL HIM TO PRAY FOR US. 585 00:46:03,228 --> 00:46:06,064 JUST WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO ? 586 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,333 - THE POLICE. - THE POLICE ! 587 00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:12,804 NOW THEY'LL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. MIGHT AS WELL WRITE THAT SECOND RANSOM NOTE. 588 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:15,473 POLICE'LL BE LOOKIN' FOR YOU ANYWAY. 589 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,809 THE POLICE ? 590 00:46:17,843 --> 00:46:20,345 I'M BEGINNIN' TO FEEL MORE LIKE THE KIDNAPPEE THAN THE KIDNAPPER. 591 00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,848 I DON'T FEEL LIKE EITHER ONE OF THEM... 592 00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:27,085 BECAUSE THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A SECOND RANSOM NOTE. [ Knocking ] 593 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:29,187 THE POLICE, ALREADY ? 594 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:34,125 THAT CAN'T BE THE POLICE. THEY ONLY MOVE THAT FAST TO TOW AWAY PARKED CARS. 595 00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:36,461 WELL, GO ON. OPEN THE DOOR. 596 00:46:37,528 --> 00:46:39,497 WHO IS IT ? 597 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:48,039 IT'S FOR YOU, DUKE. 598 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,009 FOR ME ? 599 00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:53,845 JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DUKE. 600 00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:58,483 THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND GIVE YOU A FRIENDLY REMINDER: 48 HOURS. 601 00:46:58,516 --> 00:47:02,320 HI, JOE. BIG JOE. 602 00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:06,424 FORTY-EIGHT HOURS, DUKE. THE COMPUTER DOESN'T LIKE TO BE KEPT WAITING. 603 00:47:06,457 --> 00:47:09,627 DOES IT, FREDDIE ? NO, IT DOESN'T. 604 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,364 HELLO, KID. HOW'S THE PUDDY CAT ? 605 00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:16,501 PUDDY-- JOE, WE'RE WORKIN' ON THE MONEY. 606 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:21,306 I HOPE SO. WE WOULDN'T WANT THE COMPUTER TO BLOW A FUSE, WOULD WE, FREDDIE ? 607 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,075 NO, WE WOULDN'T. 608 00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:27,645 BUFFALO, EH ? WHAT ? 609 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:30,548 DUKE TELLS ME YOU'RE FROM BUFFALO. 610 00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:32,583 OH, YES. 611 00:47:32,617 --> 00:47:36,922 YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW A COUSIN OF MINE BY THE NAME OF FRANKIE LONGTOOTH ? 612 00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:40,225 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. THAT'S FUNNY. 613 00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:44,262 FRANKIE LONGTOOTH IS A VERY PROMINENT CITIZEN IN BUFFALO. 614 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:47,565 L-L-LOOK, JOE, YOU'VE GOT MY WORD FOR IT. 615 00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:51,002 YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY, ALL $9,000. 616 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:57,875 ELEVEN THOUSAND ? CLICKETY-CLICK. 617 00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:00,645 FORTY-EIGHT HOURS, DUKE. 618 00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:08,219 I THINK WE'D BETTER MAKE THAT 47 HOURS AND 55 MINUTES. 619 00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:12,924 CLICKETY-CLICK. 620 00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:20,465 SH-- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, DUKE ? 621 00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:23,301 I'LL TELL YA WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. WE'RE GONNA... 622 00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:27,438 WRITE THAT SECOND RANSOM NOTE, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 623 00:48:28,439 --> 00:48:30,708 [ Phones Ringing ] 624 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:34,179 COME ON, HARRY. YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST CRIME LAB IN THE STATE. 625 00:48:34,212 --> 00:48:38,416 SERGEANT TURNER ? I KNOW IT'S A TAPE MARK. WHAT ABOUT IT ? WHAT KIND ? 626 00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:41,953 SERGEANT TURNER ? SHH. ALL RIGHT. STAY ON IT, WILL YA ? 627 00:48:41,987 --> 00:48:46,391 SERGEANT TURNER. I HAVE WAITED FIVE LONG YEARS FOR THAT GUY TO SURFACE. 628 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:49,360 IT ISN'T OFTEN A MAN GETS A SECOND CHANCE LIKE THIS. 629 00:48:49,394 --> 00:48:52,230 I TELL YOU THERE IS NO WAY HE'S GONNA ESCAPE ME THIS TIME. 630 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:53,999 THERE MAY BE ONE WAY, SERGEANT. HOW ? 631 00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:55,533 WE'RE OFF THE CASE. 632 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,602 OFF ? OFF. OFF. 633 00:48:57,635 --> 00:49:00,605 - I GOT A KIDNAPPING FOR YOU. - WHAT ABOUT THE SAFECRACKER ? 634 00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:04,175 THE CHILDREN OF J.W. OSBORNE. I WANT YOU AND LONGNECKER OUT THERE. 635 00:49:04,209 --> 00:49:06,978 BUT MY-- IMMEDIATELY. YOU'RE EXPECTED. HERE'S THE ADDRESS. 636 00:49:07,012 --> 00:49:09,347 GO. YES, SIR. 637 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:12,984 AND MAX, THIS IS NO PHANTOM SAFECRACKER YOU'RE PLAYING WITH. 638 00:49:13,018 --> 00:49:16,187 THESE ARE DANGEROUS MEN, SO PROCEED CAUTIOUSLY. 639 00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:19,257 AND MAX, BE TACTFUL. 640 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:23,528 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A NERVOUS, WORRIED GRANDFATHER ON YOUR HANDS. 641 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:25,530 [ Clock Ticking ] [ Dart Hits Board ] 642 00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:31,602 MR. OSBORNE, THE POLICE ARE HERE ABOUT TRACY AND JAY. 643 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,438 [ Whimpering ] 644 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:36,774 THERE, THERE, SIR WINSTON. THEY HAVEN'T FOUND THEM ALREADY, HAVE THEY ? 645 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,110 NO, SIR. OH, THANK GOODNESS. 646 00:49:39,144 --> 00:49:42,647 ONCE THE STRONG ARM OF THE LAW STARTS MUSCLING US AROUND, IT'LL BE "DO THIS, DO THAT." 647 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,183 THEY'LL HAVE US PAYING THAT RANSOM, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 648 00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:50,455 I DO, SIR. WELL, IT WAS A SPLENDID LITTLE VACATION WHILE IT LASTED. 649 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,058 SEND THEM IN. [ Dart Hits Board ] 650 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,463 THIS WAY, SERGEANT. 651 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:03,334 MR. OSBORNE, SERGEANT TURNER HERE. DETECTIVE LONGNECKER. 652 00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:07,205 GENTLEMEN. THIS IS A NASTY BUSINESS, MR. OSBORNE. 653 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:10,308 WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, BUT WE DO HAVE A WAY OF HANDLING THESE THINGS. 654 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:15,513 NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA ARGUE WITH ME, BUT WHAT WE WANT YOU TO DO IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 655 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:22,653 - NOTHING. - THAT'S RIGHT. IGNORE THE NOTE. 656 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:25,523 NO CONTACT. NO RANSOM. NOTHING. 657 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:28,693 IT'S WHAT WE CALL OUR "PROJECTED LOW-PROFILE PROCEDURE." 658 00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:32,697 LONGNECKER. LONGNECKER. IN OUR KIDNAPPING STUDIES AT THE ACADEMY, WE FOUND-- 659 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:39,070 WE'LL BE IN TOUCH, MR. OSBORNE. MEANTIME, TRY TO RELAX, SIR. 660 00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:42,107 REST ASSURED, MR. OSBORNE. WE'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF IT. 661 00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:53,451 JAMESON. [ Sighs ] 662 00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:56,521 NOW THAT THE POLICE ARE "RIGHT ON TOP OF IT"-- TO COIN A PHRASE-- 663 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:59,524 WE WOULDN'T WANT TO INTERFERE IN THEIR LITTLE INVESTIGATION, WOULD WE ? OH, NO, SIR. 664 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:03,261 I MEAN, IT WOULD BE POSITIVELY INSULTING TO TELL THEM WHERE THE CHILDREN ARE, WOULDN'T IT ? 665 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:05,330 OH, MOST DEFINITELY, SIR. 666 00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:07,365 YOU'VE JUST EARNED YOURSELF ANOTHER LITTLE BONUS. 667 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,367 [ Dart Hits Board ] 668 00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:13,671 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? OPENING YOUR SAFE. 669 00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:16,174 YOU'RE WHAT ? 670 00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:19,110 JUST ONE MORE TUMBLER TO GO. 671 00:51:19,144 --> 00:51:22,747 OH, I FIGURED OUT WHAT EVERYTHING WAS FOR. IT'S RATHER EASY. 672 00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:25,116 BUT YOU SH-- [ Sighs ] 673 00:51:26,351 --> 00:51:29,287 SURE. SAFECRACKIN'S A CINCH. 674 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,557 ARE YOU GOING TO MAIL THE RANSOM NOTE ? 675 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:36,394 YOU JUST GO ON PLAYIN' WITH THE SAFE AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 676 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:38,863 [ TV Blaring ] 677 00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:40,865 DUKE ! ARE YOU FINISHED PASTING UP THE NOTE ? 678 00:51:40,898 --> 00:51:42,867 A-A-ALMOST. DUKE, WE'RE ON TV. 679 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:46,804 [ Man #1 ] PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. ONE QUESTION AT A TIME. 680 00:51:46,837 --> 00:51:49,707 [ Man #2 ] ALL RIGHT, WITH JUST A PHONE CALL TO GO ON, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO CRACK THE CASE ? 681 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:52,477 WE'VE ONLY BEEN ON THE CASE A FEW HOURS. EASY THERE, FELLA. 682 00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,845 WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT TOMORROW BRINGS. 683 00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:57,715 [ Woman ] HAVEN'T YOU MADE THAT "TOMORROW" SPEECH A FEW OTHER TIMES, SERGEANT ? 684 00:51:57,748 --> 00:52:00,418 [ Chattering ] TURNER ! 685 00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:03,154 ...LIKE WITH THE PHANTOM SAFECRACKER A FEW YEARS AGO ? 686 00:52:03,188 --> 00:52:05,156 YOU GOT A GOOD MEMORY, SANDY. 687 00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:07,925 DUKE, IS THAT THE GUY YOU'VE BEEN GIVIN' THE SLIP TO ALL THESE YEARS ? 688 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:10,195 YEAH. I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE. 689 00:52:10,228 --> 00:52:14,332 GOOD THING TV ISN'T TWO-WAY. HE'D BE LOOKIN' RIGHT AT YA. 690 00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:17,568 WELL, EVENTUALLY I WILL CATCH THAT SAFECRACKER, BUT AT THE MOMENT, 691 00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:19,604 THERE ARE TWO KIDS AND $100,000 AT STAKE. 692 00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:24,475 SEVENTY-FIVE. I REDUCED IT FROM 100,000 TO 75. 693 00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:28,513 SORT OF LIKE A CLEARANCE SALE, HUH ? ANYTHING TO UNLOAD THOSE KIDS. 694 00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,316 [ Chattering Continues, Stops ] 695 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:34,252 IF TURNER'S IN THIS KIDNAPPING, WE GOTTA MOVE FAST. NOW, WHERE'S THAT NOTE ? 696 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:36,487 [ Clears Throat ] YOU'RE KINDA WEARIN' IT. WHAT ? 697 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:38,523 [ Stammering ] 698 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:45,796 WHERE'S THE ENVELOPE ? I DIDN'T FINISH THE NOTE YET. I DIDN'T PUT THE DATE ON. 699 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:48,699 IT'S FINE. IT'S JUST FINE. 700 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:53,204 I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT AN HOUR. AN HOUR, JUST TO MAIL A RANSOM NOTE ? 701 00:52:53,238 --> 00:52:55,773 BUT I DON'T WANNA MAIL IT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. OH, CAN I GO WITH YA ? 702 00:52:55,806 --> 00:53:00,345 OF COURSE NOT. WITH THE POLICE LOOKIN' ALL OVER FOR THOSE KIDS, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA WATCH 'EM. 703 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:03,281 WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE DANGEROUS PART ? 704 00:53:03,314 --> 00:53:06,417 DANGEROUS ? WHAT CAN BE DANGEROUS ABOUT TAKING CARE OF A COUPLE OF KIDS ? 705 00:53:06,451 --> 00:53:09,420 HEY, IS THIS REAL DYNAMITE ? 706 00:53:09,454 --> 00:53:12,557 GIVE ME THAT AND DON'T THROW-- AH ! 707 00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:18,629 WELL, IS IT ? 708 00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:24,435 YOU STAY OUT OF OUR SUPPLIES. YOU HEAR ME ? 709 00:53:24,469 --> 00:53:27,372 WELL, DUSTER AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO. WE'RE BORED. 710 00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:29,374 WHEN YOUR SISTER'S THROUGH PLAYIN' IN THERE, 711 00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:32,843 WHY DON'T YOU GO ON IN AND TRY OPENING UP MY SAFE WITH MY TOOLS ? 712 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:36,814 NO, THANKS. I'D RATHER USE DYNAMITE. 713 00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:38,816 DUKE, CAN I PLEASE MAIL THE RANSOM NOTE ? 714 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:42,753 NO. Y-YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP 'EM BUSY. 715 00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:44,889 [ Gasps ] 716 00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:48,393 - WELL ? - WELL, WHAT ? 717 00:53:48,426 --> 00:53:51,396 HE SAID YOU WERE TO KEEP ME BUSY. 718 00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:00,738 I'LL TELL YA WHAT. I'LL GIVE YA YOUR CHOICE: OLD MAID OR GO FISH. 719 00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:04,609 I HATE CARDS. WHAT THEN ? 720 00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:06,911 I GOT IT. JUDO. 721 00:54:06,944 --> 00:54:10,515 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT JUDO. WELL, I DO. 722 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:13,451 DUSTER, YOU SIT RIGHT THERE AND WATCH THIS. 723 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:16,020 [ Chuckling ] COME ON, JAY, THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR. 724 00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:18,389 A GROWN MAN LIKE ME AGAINST A LITTLE FELLA LIKE YOU. 725 00:54:18,423 --> 00:54:20,958 COME ON. TWO FALLS OUTTA THREE. [ Chuckling ] 726 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:23,628 GRAB MY WRIST. 727 00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:34,772 [ Screaming ] HA-RAH ! 728 00:54:41,479 --> 00:54:45,816 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT JUDO. 729 00:54:49,387 --> 00:54:51,756 WELL, I HAVE A FEELING I'M GONNA LEARN. 730 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,992 WELL, THE NOTE'S IN THE MAIL. 731 00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:57,027 [ Groaning ] HI, DUKE. 732 00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:03,734 DON'T TELL ME. CHARADES, RIGHT ? 733 00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:07,505 YOU'RE A PRETZEL. [ Groaning ] MY FIRST JUDO LESSON. 734 00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:10,074 JUDO ? OH, BERT. 735 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:15,780 DUKE, YOU WOULDN'T WANNA SEND ANOTHER RANSOM NOTE, WOULD YA ? 736 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:19,484 AND LOWER IT TO $50,000. I MEAN, BEFORE JAY COMES BACK WITH LESSON NUMBER TWO. 737 00:55:19,517 --> 00:55:21,519 BACK ? BACK FROM WHERE ? 738 00:55:21,552 --> 00:55:23,721 HE WENT OUT TO GET SOME LINIMENT. 739 00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:27,958 HOW LONG'S HE BEEN GONE ? [ Stammering ] CAN YOU SEE MY WATCH ? 740 00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:29,960 YOU MEAN TO SAY, YOU LET THOSE KIDS GO OUTTA HERE... 741 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:33,831 WHEN WE'RE THIS CLOSE TO GETTING THAT COMPUTER OFF OF OUR BACK ? 742 00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:36,867 [ Spine Cracking ] 743 00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:39,770 I'M LOOKING FOR A MR. DUKE AND A MR. BERT. 744 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,444 WE HAVE THE CHILDREN DOWN AT THE STATION. 745 00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:49,480 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU GENTLEMEN TO COME WITH ME. 746 00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:52,783 WELL, GENTLEMEN, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE IN A LITTLE TROUBLE. 747 00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:54,919 B-B-BUT, SERGEANT, I-IF I COULD JUST EXPLAIN. 748 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:57,688 YOU'VE BOTH BEEN IDENTIFIED BY THE YOUNGSTERS. IT WAS NOT OUR FAULT. 749 00:55:57,722 --> 00:55:59,990 IT WAS THE GIRL'S FAULT. IT WAS HER IDEA. THAT'S RIGHT. 750 00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:01,992 DUKE AND I DIDN'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS. NO, WE HAD-- 751 00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:04,395 IT'S TOO LATE TO BE THINKIN' ABOUT THAT NOW. THE LAW'S THE LAW. 752 00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,398 OH, SURE, THE LAW'S THE LAW. I MEAN, AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH. 753 00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:10,401 IF YOU'VE GOT AN ANIMAL, YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE A LICENSE. 754 00:56:10,435 --> 00:56:12,470 OH, SURE, BUT THERE'S SUCH A THING AS MERCY... BERT. 755 00:56:12,503 --> 00:56:14,905 AND A RIGHT TO STAND BEFORE THE BAR OF JUSTICE AND SAY-- 756 00:56:14,939 --> 00:56:18,876 ANIMAL ? LICENSE ? ANIMAL LICENSE ? THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR, RIGHT ? 757 00:56:18,909 --> 00:56:21,111 - CERTAINLY. - RIGHT ! 758 00:56:21,145 --> 00:56:23,714 [ Tracy ] UNCLE DUKE, UNCLE BERT, HI. 759 00:56:23,748 --> 00:56:26,417 WE LOST DUSTER ON THE WAY HOME, BUT THEN WE FOUND HIM. 760 00:56:26,451 --> 00:56:29,787 SURE. WELL, I GUESS THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP, RIGHT ? 761 00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,989 NOT QUITE. TWO DOLLARS FOR THE LICENSE. 762 00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:34,024 TWO DOLLARS. YES, OF COURSE, CERTAINLY. 763 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:39,597 [ Murmuring ] 764 00:56:39,630 --> 00:56:42,733 I DON'T-- I HAVEN'T GOT-- OH. 765 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,903 [ Chuckling ] THERE WE GO. 766 00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:47,905 AND THERE'S A FORM FOR YOU TO FILL OUT. FORM. 767 00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:51,008 - DO YOU MIND IF WE TAKE IT HOME AND FILL IT OUT ? - SUIT YOURSELF. 768 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:54,078 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - I'M GONNA CHECK ON THAT M.O. RIGHT NOW, SERGEANT TURNER. 769 00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:58,082 ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK I'LL FILL IT OUT RIGHT HERE. 770 00:56:58,115 --> 00:57:01,886 OKAY, BENSON. TURN 'EM OVER. 771 00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:04,855 I KNOW YOU GUYS GOT SOME FINGERPRINTS OFF THAT SAFE AT THE AIRPORT. 772 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:08,125 I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF THAT CASE, YOU OLD BULLDOG. 773 00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:11,862 I'LL BE OFF IT WHEN I SEE THAT SAFECRACKER BEHIND BARS. EXCUSE ME. 774 00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:14,231 PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. ANYTHING BREAK ON THE KIDNAPPING ? 775 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:18,202 NOT YET. WE DON'T HAVE ANY PICTURES ON 'EM. ALL WE KNOW IS A COUPLE OF KIDS. 776 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:21,706 GIRL ABOUT HER AGE, BOY ABOUT HIS AGE. 777 00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,941 PROBABLY IN THE HANDS OF A COUPLE OF HOODLUMS. 778 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:26,644 ISN'T THAT TERRIBLE, UNCLE DUKE AND UNCLE BERT ? 779 00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:29,914 TWO KIDS OUR AGE, IN THE HANDS OF A COUPLE OF HOODLUMS. 780 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:32,917 YEAH, IT'S TERRIBLE. HERE ARE THE PRINTS. THEY'RE A LITTLE SMUDGY. 781 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,620 THEY'LL DO. BELIEVE ME, BENSON. 782 00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:37,622 THOSE KIDNAPPERS AND THAT SAFECRACKER... 783 00:57:37,655 --> 00:57:40,024 AREN'T SLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS THIS TIME. 784 00:57:40,057 --> 00:57:41,992 EXCUSE ME. PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. 785 00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:48,999 THANK YOU, SERGEANT. COME ON, UNCLE BERT. 786 00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:06,083 JAY, YOU GONNA BE OUT OF THERE SOON ? IN JUST A MINUTE. 787 00:58:06,116 --> 00:58:08,819 I'M BRUSHING DUSTER'S TEETH. 788 00:58:11,121 --> 00:58:14,158 BRUSHING A SKUNK'S TEETH. 789 00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:16,694 HEY, WHOSE TOOTHBRUSH YOU USING ? 790 00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:19,196 NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND. I DON'T WANNA KNOW. 791 00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:21,966 [ Lock Turning ] WELL ? 792 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:26,537 WELL, THE THIRD RANSOM NOTE IS ON ITS WAY. THE REST IS UP TO GRANDPA. 793 00:58:26,571 --> 00:58:30,975 [ Laughs ] BOY, AFTER A DAY LIKE TODAY, I SURE AM GLAD WE LOWERED IT TO 50 G'S. 794 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:34,879 AFTER A DAY LIKE TODAY, I LOWERED IT TO 30. 795 00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:38,883 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, THOUGH. THEY'RE NOT REALLY BAD KIDS TO HAVE AROUND. 796 00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:41,652 IF YOU'VE GOT HOSPITALIZATION. YEAH, RIGHT. 797 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,557 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 798 00:58:46,591 --> 00:58:51,629 OH, DO YOU REALIZE ANYBODY COULD WALK IN HERE-- THE POLICE, BIG JOE. 799 00:58:51,662 --> 00:58:53,564 THE SECURITY HERE IS LOUSY. 800 00:58:53,598 --> 00:58:56,901 WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST ? A NEST OF RATTLESNAKES AT THE FRONT DOOR ? 801 00:58:56,934 --> 00:58:59,069 NOT A BAD IDEA. I THINK I'LL PUT THAT ON MY LIST. 802 00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:01,171 LIST ? WHAT LIST ? WHAT IS THIS ? 803 00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:05,610 I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS HERE THAT COULD MAKE THIS PLACE FOOLPROOF. 804 00:59:05,643 --> 00:59:08,345 LIKE IF YOU TAKE A ROPE-- I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE A BATH. 805 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:10,948 OH, I WAS TOO BUSY THINKING. AND YOU TAKE IT-- OH, YEAH ? 806 00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:13,951 WELL, WE ARE TAKING YOU TO YOUR GRANDFATHER'S CLEAN. 807 00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:16,687 BUT WE'RE GOING TO HONG KONG. 808 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:22,693 WELL, I'VE GOT DINNER. 809 00:59:22,727 --> 00:59:26,196 OR DO I ? MY NOSE TELLS ME THIS IS BETTER. 810 00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:29,099 [ Sniffs ] MMM, THAT SMELLS TERRIFIC. WHAT IS IT ? 811 00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:33,103 CHILI RELLENO. MARIA'S SPECIAL RECIPE. MARIA. THAT YOUR MOTHER ? 812 00:59:33,137 --> 00:59:35,139 UH-UH. OUR MAID. SHE IS MEXICAN. 813 00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:37,141 MEXICAN, HUH ? 814 00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:40,878 WHAT ARE THESE FUNNY-LOOKING LITTLE HAMBURGERS HERE ? SWEDISH MEATBALLS. 815 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:43,981 SWEDISH ? THAT MARIA CERTAINLY GOT AROUND. 816 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:47,618 THEY WERE HILDA'S RECIPE. HILDA. THAT-THAT'S ANOTHER MAID ? 817 00:59:47,652 --> 00:59:50,120 UH-HUH. 818 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:54,725 SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU SPEND AN AWFUL LOT OF TIME WITH MAIDS. 819 00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:58,262 WELL, MOTHER'S THE HEAD OF A MAGAZINE. 820 00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:01,866 OH, WELL, I SEE. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 821 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:04,935 AND, UH, THAT KEEPS HER VERY BUSY. 822 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:09,239 YEAH, SU-SURE, SURE. I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 823 01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:14,779 I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR BAKED APPLES WITH CINNAMON. BAKED APPLES WITH CINNAMON ? 824 01:00:14,812 --> 01:00:16,914 [ Sniffs ] MMM. [ Smacks Lips ] THEY'RE MY VERY FAVORITE. 825 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,916 I KNOW. BERT TOLD ME. 826 01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:21,051 OH, HE DID, DID HE ? [ Mumbles ] 827 01:00:21,085 --> 01:00:23,921 I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE RESEARCH MYSELF, 828 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:29,393 AND JAY TELLS ME THAT YOU ARE A PERFECT SIZE EIGHT. 829 01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:32,062 IS THAT RIGHT ? 830 01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:37,367 - FOR ME ? - MM. 831 01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:44,842 I LOVE IT. 832 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:48,913 AND GREEN'S MY FAVORITE COLOR. DID JAY TELL YOU THAT TOO ? 833 01:00:48,946 --> 01:00:52,750 NO. JUST A GUESS. 834 01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:59,156 WELL, THAT WAS A PRETTY LUCKY GUESS, I GUESS. 835 01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:03,293 [ Splash ] 836 01:01:04,428 --> 01:01:07,397 [ Sloshing Noises ] 837 01:01:07,431 --> 01:01:10,034 IS IT TOO LATE TO LOWER THAT TO 25,000 ? 838 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:17,708 I'LL TELL MR. OSBORNE YOU'RE HERE. 839 01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:19,710 HE'S JUST FINISHING BREAKFAST. 840 01:01:19,744 --> 01:01:23,447 SLEPT LATE, YOU SEE. IT'S ALMOST NOON. 841 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,851 GRANDCHILDREN MISSING, IN THE HANDS OF KIDNAPPERS, THE OLD MAN SLEEPS TILL NOON. 842 01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:29,253 HE'S A STRANGE ONE, LONGNECKER. 843 01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:34,191 STRANGE ? A DISTRAUGHT GRANDFATHER PACING THE FLOOR HALF THE NIGHT, 844 01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:38,195 FINALLY FALLING, EXHAUSTED, INTO A FITFUL SLUMBER AT DAWN. 845 01:01:38,228 --> 01:01:40,197 HE HAS TO SLEEP UNTIL NOON. LONGNECKER. 846 01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:42,499 THE COURAGE OF THE MAN. JUST YOU WAIT, SERGEANT. 847 01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:45,235 I'LL BET THE OLD GUY COMES IN SMILING AND CHEERFUL, 848 01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:47,271 COVERING UP, LIKE THERE WAS NOTHING ON HIS MIND. 849 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:50,474 WELL, WELL, WELL, AND THE TOP OF THE MORNING TO BOTH OF YOU. 850 01:01:50,507 --> 01:01:52,442 WHAT BRINGS YOU TWO GOOD GENTLEMEN AROUND SO EARLY ? THE RANSOM NOTE. 851 01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:54,344 THE RANSOM NOTE ? THE RANSOM NOTE. 852 01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:56,080 I GAVE IT TO YOU YESTERDAY. THE NEW ONE. 853 01:01:56,113 --> 01:01:58,048 YOUR MAN CALLED US ABOUT IT OVER AN HOUR AGO. OH, FORGIVE ME. 854 01:01:58,082 --> 01:02:00,084 I-I-I'VE HAD SO MANY LATELY, I GET MUDDLED. 855 01:02:00,117 --> 01:02:02,452 WE'RE LOSING OVER 20,000 CELLS A DAY, YOU KNOW. 856 01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:04,521 WHAT DOES IT SAY ? 857 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:08,225 OH, WE'LL FIND OUT WHEN WE GET IT OPEN, WON'T WE ? 858 01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:11,361 NOW, IF I WAS A BETTING MAN, I WOULDN'T MIND RISKING A TEN-SPOT... 859 01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:15,866 THAT THEY'VE COME DOWN TO, UM, 35,000 BY NOW. 860 01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:21,238 UH-OH, MISSED IT BY FIVE. THEY'RE DOWN TO 30. 861 01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:24,875 I MUST SAY, YOUR, UH, YOUR "DO NOTHING" PLAN IS WORKING JUST BEAUTIFULLY, SERGEANT. 862 01:02:24,909 --> 01:02:29,013 UH, MIND IF I TAKE THAT NOTE, MR. OSBORNE ? 863 01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:32,783 BY ALL MEANS. ANYTHING I CAN TO HELP. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 864 01:02:32,817 --> 01:02:37,788 I WANT YOU TO KNOW, SIR, THAT YOU HAVE AN ADMIRER HERE. LONGNECKER. 865 01:02:46,030 --> 01:02:48,265 FORE. 866 01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:52,202 "4:00, WHARF 33, SAN PEDRO. BE THERE IN PERSON." 867 01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:54,271 SIR, I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS CASE A LOT OF THOUGHT, 868 01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:56,273 AND I HAVE A THEORY, IF I MAY. 869 01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:59,509 I HAD A COURSE IN THE LAW OF PROBABILITY AT THE ACADEMY. 870 01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:02,146 FACT: THE KIDNAPPER AND THE SAFECRACKER WERE AT THE AIRPORT... 871 01:03:02,179 --> 01:03:04,181 ON THE VERY SAME NIGHT AT THE VERY SAME HOUR. 872 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:07,317 FACT: THEY BOTH DISAPPEARED AT PRECISELY THE SAME INSTANT. 873 01:03:07,351 --> 01:03:10,020 FACT: NEITHER ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN SEEN TO THIS MOMENT. 874 01:03:10,054 --> 01:03:15,592 QUERY: COULD THE SAFECRACKER AND THE KIDNAPPER BE ONE AND THE SAME PERSON ? 875 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:19,363 LONGNECKER, A SAFECRACKER IS A SAFECRACKER, 876 01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:23,100 AND A KIDNAPPER IS A KIDNAPPER, AND I WISH I COULD SAY THAT A POLICEMAN WAS A POLICEMAN. 877 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,135 AM I CONFUSING YOU ? 878 01:03:25,169 --> 01:03:28,138 I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SOME USEFUL INFORMATION IN SOLVING THE CASE. 879 01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:33,377 I HAVE SOME USEFUL INFORMATION. OUR "DO NOTHING" PLAN IS ABOUT TO BECOME A "DO SOMETHING" PLAN. 880 01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:37,081 MOVE ! OH, YEAH. 881 01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:45,089 DO YOU HAVE THE KEYS, SIR ? 882 01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:47,124 UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 883 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:50,127 WELL, WHAT TIME DOES THE 6:30 FLIGHT GET TO HONOLULU ? 884 01:03:51,661 --> 01:03:55,132 AND THEN WHEN WOULD WE GET TO HONG KONG ? 885 01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:59,636 I'D LIKE TO MAKE A RESERVATION FOR TWO-- NANCY ADAMS AND HER BROTHER, JOHN. 886 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:03,440 - I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING, TRACY. - SHH ! 887 01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:06,610 WE CAN'T GIVE OUT OUR REAL NAME WITH PEOPLE LOOKING FOR US. 888 01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:11,081 WE'LL PAY FOR THE TICKETS WHEN WE GET THERE, IN CASH. 889 01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:15,519 - WELL, IT'S ALL SET. - SO THIS. 890 01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:20,357 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE, JAY ? 891 01:04:20,390 --> 01:04:23,961 JUST WORKING ON A COUPLE OF INVENTIONS THAT'LL PROTECT US. PROTECT US ? 892 01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:26,997 YEAH, IF ANYBODY GETS IN, THEY'LL NEVER GET OUT. 893 01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:29,033 OH, YEAH ? 894 01:04:29,066 --> 01:04:31,035 OH, DUKE ! EVERYTHING'S SET. 895 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:34,038 GOT US SOME GREAT WHEELS. BO BEESLEY BROUGHT HIS CAR IN FOR REPAIRS. 896 01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,306 OKAY, LET'S-- I CALLED THE AIRLINES, DUKE. 897 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:40,510 IF YOU COME BACK WITH THE MONEY BY 5:00, WE CAN MAKE THE 6:30 FLIGHT. 898 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,646 YEAH. 899 01:04:42,679 --> 01:04:46,250 WELL, IF WE DON'T GET MOVING, NOBODY'S GOING TO BE GOING ANYWHERE. COME ON. 900 01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:49,586 [ Three Knocks On Door ] 901 01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:53,257 COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE YOU, BIG JOE ? 902 01:04:53,290 --> 01:04:55,259 [ Clicking ] IT'S HIM. 903 01:04:57,294 --> 01:05:02,566 COMPUTER JUST REMINDED ME, DUKE. TWO AND A HALF HOURS. WE'LL HAVE YOUR $11,000-- 904 01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:04,601 [ Snapping ] 905 01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:11,441 YOU'LL GET YOUR $13,000 BY THEN, BIG JOE. 906 01:05:11,475 --> 01:05:13,510 THAT'S GOOD, DUKE. 907 01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:19,649 ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF MY COUSIN FRANKIE LONGTOOTH ? 908 01:05:19,683 --> 01:05:21,485 NO, SIR. 909 01:05:21,518 --> 01:05:26,490 HMM. MAYBE YOU WOULD KNOW HIM BY HIS LEGITIMATE NAME. JOHN SMITH ? 910 01:05:30,394 --> 01:05:33,597 HUH, THAT'S FUNNY. 911 01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:36,566 VERY PROMINENT IN BUFFALO. 912 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,568 HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOTHER LATELY ? 913 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:42,139 O-O-OH, NO. NO. MOM'S UP IN, UH-- [ Clears Throat ] 914 01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:45,542 'MEMBER, I TOLD YOU ? UH-- [ Clears Throat ] I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU FORGOT. 915 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:49,346 I DIDN'T FORGET. ME AND THE COMPUTER NEVER FORGET. 916 01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:51,448 UH-UH. 917 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:02,392 OH, BOY. ONE OF THESE DAYS. [ Groaning ] 918 01:06:07,231 --> 01:06:09,199 COME ON. LET'S GO. 919 01:06:09,233 --> 01:06:11,468 NOW, YOU KIDS REMAIN QUIET AND HIDDEN, 920 01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:13,737 AND DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR FOR ANYBODY, YOU HEAR ? 921 01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:16,606 I TOLD YOU. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 922 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,709 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. COME ON. OH, I GOTTA GET MY JACKET. 923 01:06:19,743 --> 01:06:22,679 I HAVE THE WHOLE APARTMENT PROTECTED. 924 01:06:22,712 --> 01:06:25,149 OH, SURE. WELL, IT'S ONE THING TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT JUDO, 925 01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:27,751 BUT IF SOMEBODY GOES PUSHIN' IN THAT DOOR-- 926 01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:35,225 BOY ! IT WORKS GREAT ! 927 01:06:35,259 --> 01:06:41,165 BETWEEN YOU AND THE PENCIL, THAT GRANDFATHER OF YOURS BETTER BE THERE. 928 01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:50,240 LET'S GO. 929 01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:56,546 [ Door Closing ] 930 01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:02,419 MR. OSBORNE, THE CHILDREN'S MOTHER'S HERE. 931 01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:05,322 CAROLYN, HERE ? 932 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:09,326 CAROLYN, MY DEAR. HOW DID YOU-- HOW DID I FIND OUT ? 933 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:12,796 I GOT A WIRE IN HONG KONG FROM THE POLICE. THAT'S HOW I FOUND OUT. 934 01:07:12,829 --> 01:07:16,333 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM TRACY AND JAY ? WELL, UH, NOT EXACTLY, 935 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,136 BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, THEY ARE FINE. THEY'RE FINE. 936 01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:21,138 IN THE HANDS OF KIDNAPPERS, THEY'RE FINE. 937 01:07:21,171 --> 01:07:23,173 WELL, WE-WE HAVE A-- HAVE A RENDEZVOUS WITH THEM IN AN HOUR. 938 01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:26,276 THEN WHAT ARE WE STANDING AROUND HERE FOR ? IT'S THE POLICE, CAROLYN. 939 01:07:26,310 --> 01:07:28,545 IT'S THE POLICE. IT'S, UH-- IT'S, UH, THEIR IDEA. 940 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:32,216 - THEY'VE BEEN HANDLING THE CASE BEAUTIFULLY, HAVEN'T THEY ? - [ Mumbles ] 941 01:07:32,249 --> 01:07:37,221 THEY FEEL THAT IF WE HAND OVER THE RANSOM, IT WOULD BE BAD FOR THEIR PLANS. 942 01:07:37,254 --> 01:07:39,223 THEIR PLANS ! 943 01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:41,225 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 944 01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:45,462 IT'S FINE TO BE COLD AND CALCULATING WHEN YOU'RE THE POLICE, 945 01:07:45,495 --> 01:07:47,731 BUT YOU'RE THEIR GRANDFATHER ! 946 01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:51,401 HOW DID THEY GET KIDNAPPED IN THE FIRST PLACE ? IT HAPPENED RATHER SUDDENLY-- 947 01:07:51,435 --> 01:07:54,138 THAT MEETING PLACE. WHERE IS IT ? I'M GOING THERE. 948 01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:57,174 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD IT. I'LL DRIVE YOU THERE. 949 01:07:57,207 --> 01:07:59,743 WE NEED SOME MONEY. JAMESON, YOU STAY HERE IN CASE THE POLICE CALL. 950 01:07:59,776 --> 01:08:01,745 I'LL WAIT IN THE CAR. PLEASE HURRY. 951 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:05,149 I BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR, BUT WOULDN'T IT BE SIMPLER... 952 01:08:05,182 --> 01:08:08,152 TO CALL PETER AND HAVE HIM PICK UP THE CHILDREN RATHER THAN PAY THE RANSOM ? 953 01:08:08,185 --> 01:08:09,819 OF COURSE. 954 01:08:09,853 --> 01:08:12,522 BUT IF MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW EVER DISCOVERED THAT I KNEW THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE CHILDREN, 955 01:08:12,556 --> 01:08:14,524 IT WOULD HARDLY CEMENT OUR BUDDING RELATIONSHIP, WOULD IT ? 956 01:08:14,558 --> 01:08:17,261 OH, YOU DO HAVE A POINT, SIR. 957 01:08:17,294 --> 01:08:20,130 WOULDN'T YOU SAY IT'S WORTH 10- OR 15,000 JUST TO WATER THAT FLOWERING FRIENDSHIP ? 958 01:08:20,164 --> 01:08:21,631 I DO INDEED, SIR. 959 01:08:21,665 --> 01:08:23,500 GOOD THINKING, JAMESON. YOU'VE JUST EARNED YOURSELF-- 960 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:26,303 ANOTHER BONUS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR. 961 01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:29,639 [ Creaking ] 962 01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:36,246 THE KIDS IN DUKE'S APARTMENT ! 963 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:38,415 BUFFALO ! 964 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:42,152 AND ME AND THE COMPUTER HAD BERT AND DUKE FIGURED FOR TWO-BIT HOODS. 965 01:08:42,186 --> 01:08:44,621 THEY GOT THE CAPER OF THE YEAR GOIN'. 966 01:08:44,654 --> 01:08:48,592 "IT IS RUMORED THAT THE RANSOM DEMAND IS ALMOST 100,000--" 967 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,930 ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. THAT'S CHICKEN FEED. 968 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:57,867 THEY ARE TWO-BIT HOODS. OLD MAN OSBORNES ARE WORTH MILLIONS. 969 01:08:57,901 --> 01:09:02,206 FREDDIE, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THE PROS TO TAKE OVER. 970 01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:04,208 ANYTHING WRONG, SIR ? CAN I HELP YOU ? 971 01:09:04,241 --> 01:09:07,344 NO, THANK YOU. WE'RE ABOUT TO HELP OURSELVES. 972 01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:30,600 OKAY, THAT'S FINE. NOW KEEP IT COMING. KEEP IT COMING. 973 01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:34,238 [ Shouting ] 'SCUSE ME. WHAT WHARF IS THIS ? 974 01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:37,274 WHARF 32. THANK YOU. 975 01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:39,276 WHARF 32. 976 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:46,216 NEXT IS, UH-- WHARF 33. 977 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,485 RIGHT, RIGHT. I'M SORRY, DUKE. 978 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:50,554 I GUESS I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS. 979 01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:53,690 I GOT THE WHOLE THING AGAIN. SWEATY PALMS, BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH. 980 01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:55,992 AND WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE AIRPORT. 981 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:59,195 I BET YOU IT ISN'T PLANES AT ALL. IT'S JUST I'M A NERVOUS WRECK. 982 01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:03,967 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DRIVING, HENDERSON. 983 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,503 ANYTHING AT ALL THAT APPROACHES ON FOUR WHEELS, CHECK IN. 984 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:10,574 [ Henderson On Intercom ] RIGHT, SIR. DON'T WORRY. I'M PERCHED LIKE AN EAGLE. 985 01:10:10,607 --> 01:10:13,610 CAN'T MISS A THING FROM UP HERE. OUT. 986 01:10:13,643 --> 01:10:16,580 OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS TRAP, SERGEANT. 987 01:10:16,613 --> 01:10:19,583 OF COURSE, I BORROWED IT FROM THE OLD SPIDER-AND-FLY ROUTINE... 988 01:10:19,616 --> 01:10:22,519 WE LEARNED AT THE ACAD-- UH, YOU KNOW THE PLACE I MEAN. 989 01:10:24,354 --> 01:10:27,791 ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THIS LOOKS LIKE J.W. OSBORNE ? 990 01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:30,494 SIR, YOU'RE THE IMAGE. 991 01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:32,496 IT'S RIDICULOUS. OH, BUT, SIR ! 992 01:10:32,529 --> 01:10:35,465 I CAN'T SEE. I CAN'T BREATHE. AND THERE'S NO ROOM FOR MY NOSE ! 993 01:10:35,499 --> 01:10:39,503 SIR, IT'S A WORK OF ART. DEPARTMENT FOUR WAS WORKING ON THIS ALL NIGHT. 994 01:10:39,536 --> 01:10:44,274 NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE TO FIT TO THE CONTOURS OF YOUR FACE. 995 01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:03,593 HUH. HUH. YOU'RE RIGHT. 996 01:11:03,627 --> 01:11:07,030 IT DOES FEEL BETTER. I STILL CAN'T SEE. 997 01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:09,833 BUT I SEEM TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE EASIER. AH, HOW'S IT LOOK ? 998 01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:12,001 ARE YOU SURE I LOOK LIKE J.W. OSBORNE ? 999 01:11:13,803 --> 01:11:15,805 EXACTLY. 1000 01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:19,676 [ Muffled ] WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ? 1001 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:23,580 IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, LONGNECKER, I'M BURNING DOWN THE ACADEMY. 1002 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:26,950 [ Henderson ] CHARLIE FOUR TO C.Q. CHARLIE FOUR TO C.Q. 1003 01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:29,653 UH, HELLO CHARLIE FOUR. UH, HELLO. THIS IS C.Q. 1004 01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:32,756 HENDERSON HERE. SUSPICIOUS CAR NOW ENTERING WHARF AREA. 1005 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:36,993 THEY HAVE JUST PASSED DOCK 32 AND ARE HEADED FOR YOUR POSITION. 1006 01:11:37,026 --> 01:11:40,797 SUSPICIOUS CAR HEADED FOR OUR POSITION. I HEARD IT. I HEARD IT. 1007 01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:42,766 STAY ALERT. 1008 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,968 THIS MUST BE THEM, SIR. 1009 01:11:47,837 --> 01:11:50,474 THERE'S A LITTLE RED CAR COMIN'. 1010 01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:53,309 THERE THEY ARE. 1011 01:11:58,448 --> 01:12:02,852 HAVE YOU GOT THE STOCKING MASKS ? NO, BUT I GOT THESE. 1012 01:12:06,556 --> 01:12:09,959 I'M THE CLOWN, AND YOU'RE THE BIG, BAD WOLF. 1013 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:17,567 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE THE CLOWN, AND I'M THE BIG, BAD WOLF. 1014 01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:43,660 THEY'RE HERE, SIR. THEY'RE HERE. 1015 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:47,464 KEEP TALKING TO ME. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 1016 01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:04,180 THAT, UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN, IS GRANDPA. 1017 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:06,816 LONGNECKER, I CAN'T SEE OUT OF THIS THING ! 1018 01:13:09,619 --> 01:13:13,056 ALL RIGHT. KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED. 1019 01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:16,092 THERE ARE TWO FELLAS, SIR. ONE OF THEM IS GETTING OUT RIGHT NOW. 1020 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:18,528 HE'S COM-- HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU, SIR. 1021 01:13:18,562 --> 01:13:20,730 THEY-THEY SEEM TO BE WEARING MASKS. 1022 01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:23,933 YES, SIR, IT'S MASKS OF THE COMMON HALLOWEEN VARIETY, SIR. 1023 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:30,740 IT'S ANOTHER LIMOUSINE, SIR. 1024 01:13:34,978 --> 01:13:38,615 YIPE. SIR, IT'S J.W. OSBORNE. 1025 01:13:48,157 --> 01:13:50,960 AFTERNOON, SERGEANT TURNER. 1026 01:13:50,994 --> 01:13:54,230 - THERE'S TWO GRANDFATHERS ! - IT'S A TRAP ! 1027 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,800 MOVE ! 1028 01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,836 - STOP ! - [ Tires Screeching ] 1029 01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:07,110 - LONGNECKER, THEY'RE GETTING AWAY ! - UH, RED ALERT ! RED ALERT ! 1030 01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:10,079 THIS IS C.Q. TO ALL UNITS. RED ALERT. 1031 01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:13,116 - LOOK ! - [ Police Siren Wailing ] 1032 01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:26,963 CAROLYN ! 1033 01:14:46,616 --> 01:14:48,885 WHAT ? WHAT-- WHO ARE YOU ? 1034 01:14:50,954 --> 01:14:52,889 I WANT TO EXPLAIN-- COME ON, SERGEANT. 1035 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:57,193 WE'LL GET 'EM. GET 'EM, YOU DUMMY ? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOT ME. 1036 01:14:57,226 --> 01:15:00,229 HOLD THIS. 1037 01:15:00,263 --> 01:15:02,666 THAT'S NOT MINE. 1038 01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:05,769 WE'RE TAKING YOUR CAR. LONGNECKER, GET IN ! 1039 01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:08,572 [ Longnecker ] CALL THE C.P. AND START PLAN A.X., PRIORITY FOUR WEST. 1040 01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:11,040 - SEAL THE GRIDS AS OUTLINED IN ORANGE ALERT AND BE SURE-- - GET IN ! 1041 01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:12,976 YES, SIR. 1042 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:16,112 SERGEANT, SOMETHING I MUST EXPLAIN-- IT'S A POLICE MATTER, MR. OSBORNE. 1043 01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:19,616 DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET HIM. [ Siren Starts ] 1044 01:15:19,649 --> 01:15:21,751 THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. 1045 01:15:21,785 --> 01:15:23,953 WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? YOU'VE GOT MY KIDS. 1046 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:27,891 - THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING HERE. - YOUR KIDS ? YOU'RE IN HONG KONG. 1047 01:15:27,924 --> 01:15:30,760 NO, NO, NO. THAT'S HER, ALL RIGHT. 1048 01:15:30,794 --> 01:15:33,997 SHE AND THE KIDS HAVE BOTH GOT A WAY OF CLIMBING INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S CARS. 1049 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:37,000 - WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN ? - YOUR CHILDREN ARE SAFE, MRS. OSBORNE. 1050 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:39,168 WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR US RIGHT NOW. 1051 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,805 IF IT'S THE MONEY, YOU'LL GET IT. WE'LL PAY THE RANSOM. 1052 01:15:41,838 --> 01:15:45,308 MONEY ? WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC. EXCEPT MONEY DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ALL THAT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. 1053 01:15:45,341 --> 01:15:49,813 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? ARE YOU THE KIDNAPPERS OR AREN'T YOU ? 1054 01:15:49,846 --> 01:15:52,816 WELL, SORT OF. 1055 01:15:52,849 --> 01:15:57,954 - HENDERSON, DO YOU SEE THEM ? - I'M LOOKING, SIR. 1056 01:15:57,987 --> 01:16:00,857 - THERE THEY ARE. - WHERE ? 1057 01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:05,561 - YOU'VE JUST PASSED 'EM. - YOU JUST PASSED 'EM. TURN AROUND. 1058 01:16:20,744 --> 01:16:22,846 WHERE'D THEY GO ? 1059 01:16:22,879 --> 01:16:24,447 [ Carolyn ] I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 1060 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:29,118 YOU GRAB A COUPLE OF KIDS, YOU TERRIFY EVERYBODY, AND YOU'RE "SORT OF" KIDNAPPERS ? 1061 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:31,688 WELL-- KIDNAPPERS HAVE RESPONSIBILITY TOO, YOU KNOW. 1062 01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:33,723 RESPONSIBILITY ? YES, INDEED. 1063 01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:35,725 YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY ? YOU ? 1064 01:16:35,759 --> 01:16:38,895 WHAT KIND OF A MOTHER ARE YOU, ANYWAY ? YOU RAN ALL OVER THE WORLD. 1065 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:41,898 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T RAISE KIDS BY LONG DISTANCE, YOU KNOW. 1066 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:45,234 OR BY SCHOOLTEACHERS, OR A MAID, OR BY A GROUCHY GRANDFATHER. 1067 01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:48,037 OR BY A BERT. THOSE KIDS ARE A HANDFUL, YOU KNOW. 1068 01:16:50,707 --> 01:16:53,276 THERE THEY ARE ! 1069 01:17:20,804 --> 01:17:22,872 DUCK ! 1070 01:17:25,108 --> 01:17:29,278 [ Siren Slowing ] 1071 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:34,083 [ Siren Wailing Weakly ] 1072 01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:42,091 [ Tires Screeching ] 1073 01:17:43,192 --> 01:17:45,695 HENDERSON. COME IN, HENDERSON. 1074 01:17:45,729 --> 01:17:47,697 [ Henderson ] UH, SERGEANT, DID YOU NOTICE YOU LOST YOUR TOP ? 1075 01:17:47,731 --> 01:17:50,734 NEVER MIND MY TOP ! DID YOU SEE THE RED CAR ? 1076 01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:55,304 UH, UH-- THEY'RE TURNIN' IN AT THE FISH DOCK, SIR. 1077 01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:59,743 ALL CARS, ALL CARS, ANYONE IN THE VICINITY, BLOCK NORTH END OF FISH DOCKS. 1078 01:17:59,776 --> 01:18:04,447 YOUR KIDS WANT ATTENTION AND AFFECTION, AND THEY'RE GONNA GET IT FROM ANYBODY THEY CAN. 1079 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:08,284 THAT'S RIGHT, EVEN FROM A COUPLE OF SO-CALLED, "SORT OF" KIDNAPPERS. 1080 01:18:08,317 --> 01:18:10,954 AND WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT RAISING MY CHILDREN ? 1081 01:18:10,987 --> 01:18:16,259 MRS. OSBORNE, WE HAVE JUST SPENT THREE STRAIGHT DAYS WITH YOUR KIDS. 1082 01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:19,328 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID THE SAME ? 1083 01:18:30,073 --> 01:18:33,943 - THERE THEY ARE ! - GO ! 1084 01:18:39,082 --> 01:18:41,117 - [ Tires Screeching ] - LOOK OUT ! 1085 01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:50,259 [ Siren Approaching ] 1086 01:18:59,035 --> 01:19:02,471 NOTIFY ALL UNITS. 1087 01:19:02,505 --> 01:19:07,176 ALL UNITS. ALL UNITS. SUBJECTS HEADING WEST TO GRID COORDINATE 54. 1088 01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:13,249 ALL UNITS. ALL UNITS. 1089 01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:15,251 RED CAR HEADING WEST. 1090 01:19:20,957 --> 01:19:23,559 [ Siren Continues ] OH. 1091 01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:25,795 WHAT ? 1092 01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:31,067 MOVE ! 1093 01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:39,442 STOP ! BACK UP ! [ Tires Screeching ] 1094 01:19:40,977 --> 01:19:43,512 THAT WAY. THEY WENT THAT WAY. 1095 01:20:00,964 --> 01:20:03,099 NO, LOOK ! 1096 01:20:22,451 --> 01:20:24,453 MOVE ! 1097 01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:34,230 ALL UNITS. ALL UNITS. DOES ANYBODY HAVE THEM IN SIGHT ? 1098 01:20:34,263 --> 01:20:36,499 YES, SIR. THEY'RE HEADED RIGHT FOR MY POSITION. 1099 01:20:36,532 --> 01:20:39,869 THEY'RE COMING DOWN PIER 27. THEY'RE HEADED RIGHT TOWARDS ME. 1100 01:20:39,903 --> 01:20:42,906 GET SOMEBODY TO HEAD THEM OFF ! 1101 01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:47,076 CRANE OPERATOR ! CRANE OPERATOR ! 1102 01:20:47,110 --> 01:20:49,879 WHEN I SAY THE WORDS, "DROP ME," DROP ME. 1103 01:20:49,913 --> 01:20:52,115 DROP ME ! 1104 01:20:54,150 --> 01:20:57,653 NOT ME ! THE BUCKET ! 1105 01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:00,589 [ Screams ] 1106 01:21:43,166 --> 01:21:45,901 START IT ! START IT ! 1107 01:21:47,536 --> 01:21:50,239 [ Humming ] 1108 01:21:50,273 --> 01:21:52,275 AH. 1109 01:22:11,027 --> 01:22:13,296 AAH ! 1110 01:22:15,731 --> 01:22:18,301 LONGNECKER ! 1111 01:22:20,203 --> 01:22:22,571 GET US OUTTA HERE ! 1112 01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:44,393 THERE THEY ARE ! 1113 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:54,337 STEP ON IT ! 1114 01:23:04,613 --> 01:23:07,083 LOOK OUT ! 1115 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:11,254 HEY ! 1116 01:23:26,769 --> 01:23:29,438 COME ON, SIT UP ! AAAH ! 1117 01:24:59,395 --> 01:25:02,431 [ All Screaming ] 1118 01:25:02,465 --> 01:25:04,833 - [ Screaming ] - [ Crashing Noise ] 1119 01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:15,411 [ Tires Screeching ] 1120 01:25:31,194 --> 01:25:34,830 [ Creaking, Ascending ] 1121 01:25:34,863 --> 01:25:36,865 [ Creaking, Descending ] 1122 01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:41,470 [ Creaking, Ascending And Descending ] 1123 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,610 AAH ! 1124 01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:10,799 THANK YOU, LONGNECKER. 1125 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:13,436 YOU'RE WELCOME, SIR. 1126 01:26:15,338 --> 01:26:17,506 KEEP WRITING. 1127 01:26:17,540 --> 01:26:21,644 "ONLY THESE ARE OTHER KIDNAPPERS, 1128 01:26:21,677 --> 01:26:24,647 "AND THEY WANT HALF A MILLION DOLLARS... 1129 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,682 OR OUR LIVES." 1130 01:26:28,984 --> 01:26:30,786 ALL RIGHT. READ THAT BACK TO ME. 1131 01:26:30,819 --> 01:26:36,259 "DEAR GRANDPA, WE ARE BEING HELD BY KIDNAPPERS. 1132 01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:37,960 "ONLY THESE ARE OTHER KIDNAPPERS, 1133 01:26:37,993 --> 01:26:42,265 AND THEY WANT HALF A MILLION DOLLARS OR OUR LIVES." 1134 01:26:42,298 --> 01:26:44,300 VERY GOOD. 1135 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:48,404 P.S.: PLEASE DO IT, IF YOU LOVE US. 1136 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:51,740 HE'LL NEVER GO FOR THAT. 1137 01:26:51,774 --> 01:26:54,943 WE ARE IN TERRIBLE DANGER. 1138 01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:00,316 ALL RIGHT. SIGN IT. 1139 01:27:03,286 --> 01:27:07,390 THAT'S VERY GOOD. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, KIDS. LET'S GO. 1140 01:27:07,423 --> 01:27:10,893 THIS YOUR HAT ? WHERE'S YOUR PUSSYCAT ? WHERE WE GOING ? 1141 01:27:10,926 --> 01:27:13,262 TAKING YOU TO A QUIETER PLACE. 1142 01:27:13,296 --> 01:27:15,598 WE CAN'T. WE GOTTA WAIT FOR DUKE AND BERT. 1143 01:27:15,631 --> 01:27:17,232 FORGET DUKE AND BERT. COME ON. 1144 01:27:19,502 --> 01:27:21,870 - [ Grunts ] - HA-RAH ! 1145 01:27:21,904 --> 01:27:24,640 [ Big Joe ] WHOA ! WHOA ! 1146 01:27:26,675 --> 01:27:28,444 COME ON, JAY. DUSTER ! DUSTER ! 1147 01:27:28,477 --> 01:27:30,446 JAY ! I CAN'T FIND DUSTER. 1148 01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:33,482 COME ON ! LOOK OUT ! 1149 01:27:33,516 --> 01:27:36,419 GET THE GIRL ! 1150 01:27:38,554 --> 01:27:42,858 - HEY ! - YOU JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. DON'T YOU MOVE. 1151 01:27:45,561 --> 01:27:50,566 - OW ! - ALL RIGHT. NOW WHERE YOU GONNA GO, HUH ? 1152 01:27:51,834 --> 01:27:54,002 GOTCHA ! 1153 01:27:55,070 --> 01:27:57,272 [ Coughing ] 1154 01:28:06,582 --> 01:28:10,018 WHA-- WHAT'S GOING ON ? 1155 01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:13,489 TRACY ! TRACY ! 1156 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:17,493 - FREDDIE ! - BIG JOE ! 1157 01:28:23,432 --> 01:28:24,667 DUMMY. 1158 01:28:24,700 --> 01:28:26,669 THE CHILDREN ARE STILL UP THERE, MR. OSBORNE. 1159 01:28:26,702 --> 01:28:28,737 NEVER CAME OUT OF THE BUILDING. 1160 01:28:28,771 --> 01:28:31,540 WELL, THEY'LL BE WITH US BY THE TIME MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW GETS HOME. 1161 01:28:31,574 --> 01:28:33,542 [ Tracy ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 1162 01:28:33,576 --> 01:28:37,646 JUST SETTING UP SOME MORE TRAPS IN CASE BIG JOE HAS FRIENDS. 1163 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,081 BRAT ! 1164 01:28:40,416 --> 01:28:43,018 [ Tracy ] HEY. IS IT THEM ? 1165 01:28:43,051 --> 01:28:46,422 YES, BUT IT'S THE WRONG THEM. 1166 01:28:46,455 --> 01:28:49,725 [ Jay ] GRANDFATHER ! IT'S THE OLD DOUBLE CROSS. 1167 01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:54,363 DUKE AND BERT ? NEVER. SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED. 1168 01:28:54,397 --> 01:28:58,667 YEAH. GRANDFATHER'S GONNA GET US, AND WE'LL NEVER GET TO MOTHER. 1169 01:28:58,701 --> 01:29:01,604 OH, YES, WE WILL. 1170 01:29:12,147 --> 01:29:16,752 DON'T WORRY. IT'S EASY. JUST GO AHEAD. DUSTER ! 1171 01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:22,691 WELL, PETER, I SUPPOSE WE'D BEST GO IN. 1172 01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:24,860 PERHAPS THE LITTLE ONES HAVE CHANGED, SIR. 1173 01:29:24,893 --> 01:29:27,596 YES, I HAVE CONSIDERED THAT POSSIBILITY. 1174 01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:29,798 MAYBE I HAVE BEEN A TRIFLE TOO HARSH. 1175 01:29:29,832 --> 01:29:33,569 AFTER ALL, I'VE NOT REALLY GIVEN THEM A CHANCE. 1176 01:29:33,602 --> 01:29:37,906 WHO KNOWS ? THIS MAY BE THE BEGINNING OF A-- A WHOLE NEW RELATIONSHIP. 1177 01:29:38,974 --> 01:29:40,843 GOOD HEAVENS ! 1178 01:29:42,478 --> 01:29:44,647 MR. OSBORNE ! 1179 01:29:45,648 --> 01:29:47,583 [ Groans ] 1180 01:29:47,616 --> 01:29:50,586 PETER, THIS IS ABSURD. 1181 01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:00,896 DUSTER ! DUSTER ! 1182 01:30:00,929 --> 01:30:03,832 COME ON, JAY. WE CAN'T. NOT TILL I FIND DUSTER. 1183 01:30:03,866 --> 01:30:06,969 [ Screaming ] 1184 01:30:08,471 --> 01:30:10,439 NEVER MIND. I FOUND HIM. 1185 01:30:10,473 --> 01:30:13,609 COME BACK. HEY. EGG FOOYOUNG WAITING FOR YOU. 1186 01:30:15,143 --> 01:30:18,046 HEY, IS THAT YOURS ? 1187 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:21,416 [ Speaking Chinese Emphatically ] 1188 01:30:41,604 --> 01:30:44,006 TOTALED. 1189 01:30:44,039 --> 01:30:46,074 A WHOLE POLICE CAR... 1190 01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:48,043 COMPLETELY TOTALED. 1191 01:30:48,076 --> 01:30:50,045 NOT COMPLETELY, SIR. 1192 01:30:50,078 --> 01:30:52,114 COMPLETELY. 1193 01:30:53,549 --> 01:30:56,184 DON'T DESPAIR, SERGEANT. I'VE PICKED UP A LEAD. 1194 01:30:56,218 --> 01:30:57,620 LONGNECKER, I-- I HEARD IT OVER THE CAR RADIO. 1195 01:30:57,653 --> 01:31:00,789 LONGNECK-- SOMEBODY SAW TWO KIDS COMING OUT OF A GARAGE APARTMENT WINDOW. 1196 01:31:00,823 --> 01:31:04,026 I HAVE THE ADDRESS RIGHT HERE. LONGNECKER ! 1197 01:31:04,059 --> 01:31:08,163 CAN'T YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GENUINE CLUE AND A CRANK CALL ? 1198 01:31:08,196 --> 01:31:11,767 YES, SIR. CLASS IN THE LAW OF PROBABILITY AT THE ACADEMY-- NO, NO. 1199 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:16,772 LECTURE 10 ON CRANK PHONE CALLS. ONE PHONE CALL OUT OF 25 MAY CONTAIN A USEFUL CLUE. 1200 01:31:16,805 --> 01:31:19,808 NOW, SIR, THE WAY THAT I SEE IT, WE-- 1201 01:31:19,842 --> 01:31:23,746 I'M GOING BACK TO THE STATION, I'M GOING TO CHANGE INTO SOME DRY CLOTHES, 1202 01:31:23,779 --> 01:31:25,814 AND THEN I'M GOING TO CHECK ON MR. OSBORNE. 1203 01:31:25,848 --> 01:31:28,784 THEN I'M GOING TO TRY TO FORGET-- MIND YOU, TRY TO FORGET-- 1204 01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:31,520 THAT YOU AND THE ACADEMY EVER EXISTED. 1205 01:31:31,554 --> 01:31:34,089 YES, SIR. I THINK YOU HAVE A POINT THERE. 1206 01:31:49,171 --> 01:31:52,107 [ Car Horn Honking ] 1207 01:31:52,140 --> 01:31:55,778 GET OUTTA HERE ! HEY, HEY. THEY GONE. 1208 01:31:55,811 --> 01:31:57,880 KIDS ARE GONE. YES, PRETTY QUICK. GONE ? 1209 01:31:57,913 --> 01:32:01,083 BUT NOT QUICK ENOUGH. THAT SKUNK EMPTY OUT MY WHOLE RESTAURANT. 1210 01:32:01,116 --> 01:32:03,285 DID YOU SEE WHICH WAY THEY WENT ? 1211 01:32:03,318 --> 01:32:07,222 - YES, HITCH RIDE ON ANOTHER CEMENT TRUCK. - WELL, LET'S GO ! COME ON. 1212 01:32:13,361 --> 01:32:16,965 HOW FAR ARE YOU GOING ? SEPULVEDA BOULEVARD, HONEY. 1213 01:32:16,999 --> 01:32:20,903 DOES THAT HELP YOU ? IT DOES IF WE CAN GET A BUS THERE TO MERLIN OAKS. 1214 01:32:20,936 --> 01:32:24,206 MERLIN OAKS ? THAT'S WHERE GRANDFATHER LIVES. 1215 01:32:25,674 --> 01:32:28,110 MR. OSBORNE ? YES ? 1216 01:32:28,143 --> 01:32:30,979 MY NAME IS BIG JOE ADAMO. HOW DO YOU DO. 1217 01:32:31,013 --> 01:32:35,618 HOW'D YOU DO. HERE, READ THIS. 1218 01:32:35,651 --> 01:32:38,053 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, MAN. I CAN'T READ UPSIDE DOWN. 1219 01:32:38,086 --> 01:32:42,791 IT SAYS, "WE WANT HALF A MILLION DOLLARS," MR. OSBORNE. STRANGE. 1220 01:32:42,825 --> 01:32:45,327 I DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO HEAR UPSIDE DOWN, EITHER. 1221 01:32:48,964 --> 01:32:52,635 MR. OSBORNE ? LONGNECKER, SIR. AH, WELCOME ABOARD, LONGNECKER. 1222 01:32:52,668 --> 01:32:54,637 THIS-- WHERE IS HE ? 1223 01:32:54,670 --> 01:32:57,606 THIS WOULD-BE KIDNAPPER IS DEMANDING HALF A MILLION DOLLARS. 1224 01:33:00,876 --> 01:33:02,811 AHA ! 1225 01:33:02,845 --> 01:33:06,314 [ Clears Throat ] 1226 01:33:06,348 --> 01:33:10,252 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ! 1227 01:33:10,285 --> 01:33:12,955 IF YOU GIVE UP THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, 1228 01:33:12,988 --> 01:33:15,590 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW. 1229 01:33:35,678 --> 01:33:38,647 IF CAN OPEN ONE OF DUKE'S SAFES, I CAN OPEN THIS ONE. 1230 01:33:40,182 --> 01:33:43,952 HEY, SO CAN I. 1231 01:33:43,986 --> 01:33:47,222 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S ALREADY OPEN. 1232 01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:52,027 GET THE FLASHLIGHT. 1233 01:33:53,361 --> 01:33:55,363 DON'T YOU MOVE, DUSTER. 1234 01:34:04,139 --> 01:34:06,374 THERE'S SO MUCH MONEY, I CAN'T EVEN COUNT IT ALL. 1235 01:34:06,408 --> 01:34:09,077 WELL, LET'S NOT COUNT IT. LET'S JUST TAKE IT. WE'RE NOT TAKING IT. 1236 01:34:09,111 --> 01:34:13,148 WE'RE BORROWING IT. AND JUST ENOUGH TO GET US TO HONG KONG. 1237 01:34:13,181 --> 01:34:15,684 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 1238 01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:22,157 COME ON. 1239 01:34:41,176 --> 01:34:43,879 HE'S GONNA SEE US. 1240 01:34:50,418 --> 01:34:53,221 [ Door Lock Engaging ] 1241 01:34:55,924 --> 01:34:58,994 WORSE THAN THAT. HE DIDN'T SEE US. 1242 01:35:00,428 --> 01:35:02,397 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 1243 01:35:03,498 --> 01:35:06,201 HELP ! HELP ! WE'RE STUCK IN HERE ! 1244 01:35:06,234 --> 01:35:09,337 HELP ! ANYBODY OUT THERE ? HELP ! 1245 01:35:12,941 --> 01:35:15,343 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 1246 01:35:17,780 --> 01:35:20,248 WELL, GOOD EVENING, MRS. OSBORNE. WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN ? 1247 01:35:20,282 --> 01:35:22,918 THE CHILDREN ? TRACY ! JAY ! 1248 01:35:22,951 --> 01:35:24,920 DIDN'T YOU GET THEM ? NO, BUT WE TRACED THEM HERE. 1249 01:35:24,953 --> 01:35:27,956 WELL, I'M AFRAID I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM, MADAM. UH, WHERE'S MR. OSBORNE ? 1250 01:35:27,990 --> 01:35:31,960 [ Grunting ] 1251 01:35:31,994 --> 01:35:34,196 HELP ! 1252 01:35:37,565 --> 01:35:40,368 WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE UPSTAIRS. OH, I DON'T THINK SO, MADAM. 1253 01:35:40,402 --> 01:35:43,138 THEY COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE GOT IN WITHOUT MY SEEING THEM. 1254 01:35:43,171 --> 01:35:46,174 [ Doorbell Ringing ] THE CHILDREN ! 1255 01:35:49,277 --> 01:35:52,380 EVENING, JAMESON. 1256 01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:54,549 MR. OSBORNE IN ? OH, I'M AFRAID NOT, SERGEANT. 1257 01:35:54,582 --> 01:35:57,552 BUT THIS IS THE CHILDREN'S MOTHER. HOW DO YOU DO, MRS. OSBORNE ? 1258 01:35:57,585 --> 01:36:00,856 I'M SERGEANT TURNER. HOW DO YOU DO, SERGEANT ? 1259 01:36:00,889 --> 01:36:03,826 UM-- 1260 01:36:03,859 --> 01:36:09,464 HAVEN'T WE MET BEFORE ? UM, THEY'VE BEEN HELPING ME LOOK FOR TRACY AND JAY. 1261 01:36:09,497 --> 01:36:14,803 I COULD'VE SWORN I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE RECENTLY. 1262 01:36:14,837 --> 01:36:18,473 RECENTLY ? WELL, THAT'S POSSIBLE. YES, YES. OF COURSE. 1263 01:36:18,506 --> 01:36:21,343 WE'RE VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH MR.-- 1264 01:36:21,376 --> 01:36:23,812 - OSBORNE. - OSBORNE. 1265 01:36:23,846 --> 01:36:27,549 WE'VE BEEN CORRESPONDING WITH HIM FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. 1266 01:36:29,384 --> 01:36:31,386 [ Sniffing ] 1267 01:36:31,419 --> 01:36:33,822 [ Grunting ] 1268 01:36:33,856 --> 01:36:37,492 HEY, HELP ! YOU KNOW, SOMEONE'S IN HERE. HELP, HELP ! WE'RE STUCK. 1269 01:36:37,525 --> 01:36:41,496 WE KNOW THAT TRACY AND JAY HITCHED A RIDE ON A CEMENT TRUCK AND WERE HEADED THIS WAY. 1270 01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:44,366 HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE YOUR CHILDREN ? 1271 01:36:46,234 --> 01:36:49,104 W-WELL, UH, WE WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET A CLUE. 1272 01:37:00,515 --> 01:37:02,885 I STILL THINK WE SHOULD LOOK UPSTAIRS. 1273 01:37:02,918 --> 01:37:05,854 GOOD IDEA, AND WE'LL GO OUT AND RETRACE OUR STEPS ALONG THE ROAD. 1274 01:37:05,888 --> 01:37:07,489 RIGHT, RIGHT. WHO KNOWS ? 1275 01:37:07,522 --> 01:37:12,160 THE KIDS MIGHT BE OUT THERE TRYING TO HITCH A RIDE, AND WE PASSED THEM IN THE DARK. 1276 01:37:12,194 --> 01:37:14,162 WAIT. 1277 01:37:15,530 --> 01:37:17,499 I'LL GO WITH YOU. 1278 01:37:19,601 --> 01:37:21,236 OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, MRS. OSBORNE. 1279 01:37:21,269 --> 01:37:25,908 I DON'T MEAN TO BOAST, BUT IF ANYBODY CAN PICK UP THAT SCENT-- [ Dog Whimpering ] 1280 01:37:25,941 --> 01:37:29,011 [ Snorts, Continues Whimpering ] 1281 01:37:31,446 --> 01:37:34,149 THAT ISN'T EXACTLY THE SCENT I MEANT. 1282 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:36,351 A SKUNK ! 1283 01:37:36,384 --> 01:37:40,055 [ Jameson ] YES, AND INSIDE THE HOUSE, MADAM. 1284 01:37:42,290 --> 01:37:46,361 [ Gasps ] THE CHILDREN ARE HERE. 1285 01:37:46,394 --> 01:37:48,396 COME ON. 1286 01:37:53,936 --> 01:37:58,373 - WHAT'S BEHIND THIS WALL ? - MR. OSBORNE'S SAFE. 1287 01:37:58,406 --> 01:38:01,543 CAN YOU OPEN IT ? WELL, I CAN OPEN THE PANEL. 1288 01:38:04,579 --> 01:38:07,182 ME ? UH, YES. 1289 01:38:08,350 --> 01:38:10,986 OH, YEAH, YEAH. IT'S BIG ENOUGH. 1290 01:38:11,019 --> 01:38:14,289 THERE'S SOMEBODY OUT THERE ! IT'S PROBABLY GRANDFATHER. 1291 01:38:14,322 --> 01:38:18,260 SO ? WHO CARES ? FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I'D BE GLAD TO SEE HIM. 1292 01:38:23,265 --> 01:38:25,167 WE'RE IN HERE. HELP. HELP. 1293 01:38:28,036 --> 01:38:31,539 IT'S THEM. THEY'RE IN THERE. TRACY ! 1294 01:38:31,573 --> 01:38:35,043 [ Continues Knocking ] JAY ! 1295 01:38:35,077 --> 01:38:38,113 TRACY ! JAY ! 1296 01:38:38,146 --> 01:38:41,516 - [ Duke ] I DON'T THINK THEY CAN HEAR YOU IN THERE. - HOW DO WE GET THEM OUT ? 1297 01:38:41,549 --> 01:38:45,187 MR. OSBORNE'S THE ONLY WHO KNOWS THE COMBINATION. 1298 01:38:45,220 --> 01:38:47,622 HOW LONG WILL THE AIR LAST IN HERE ? 1299 01:38:49,524 --> 01:38:53,295 WELL, IT LOOKS TO BE ABOUT, UH, 72 INCHES HIGH... 1300 01:38:53,328 --> 01:38:55,663 BY, UH, SAY ROUGHLY 48 INCHES WIDE. 1301 01:38:55,697 --> 01:38:58,500 THESE SAFES ARE USUALLY 30, 36 INCHES DEEP. 1302 01:38:58,533 --> 01:39:03,571 - UH, YOU SEEM TO KNOW QUITE A BIT ABOUT SAFES. - IT'S JUST A GUESS, SERGEANT. 1303 01:39:03,605 --> 01:39:06,641 THE AIR. HOW LONG WILL IT LAST ? 1304 01:39:06,674 --> 01:39:10,512 I'D SAY 20 MINUTES. PROBABLY LESS. CERTAINLY NO MORE. 1305 01:39:10,545 --> 01:39:12,514 SOMEONE HAS GOT TO FIND MR. OSBORNE, 1306 01:39:12,547 --> 01:39:14,516 GET THE COMBINATION TO THAT SAFE, AND QUICKLY. 1307 01:39:14,549 --> 01:39:17,319 HAVEN'T YOU HEARD FROM MR. OSBORNE AT ALL ? 1308 01:39:17,352 --> 01:39:21,123 NO, MADAM. HE'S PROBABLY HUNG UP SOMEWHERE. 1309 01:39:21,156 --> 01:39:24,026 I'LL CALL HEADQUARTERS, HAVE THEM PUT OUT AN ALL-POINTS BULLETIN. 1310 01:39:24,059 --> 01:39:26,428 WHERE'S THE PHONE ? HERE, SERGEANT. 1311 01:39:27,695 --> 01:39:29,697 THANK YOU. 1312 01:39:29,731 --> 01:39:32,267 [ Dialing ] 1313 01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:36,238 PUT OUT AN ALL-POINTS BULLETIN ON A J.W. OSBORNE. IT'S A HARKNESS. 1314 01:39:36,271 --> 01:39:39,174 IT'S OLD, BUT THEY'RE STILL TOUGH TO OPEN, EVEN WITH THE TOOLS. 1315 01:39:39,207 --> 01:39:42,077 FOR THE BEST, I'LL GIVE YOU SEVEN-TO-FIVE... 1316 01:39:42,110 --> 01:39:44,412 YOU CAN CRACK IT WELL INSIDE OF 20 MINUTES. 1317 01:39:44,446 --> 01:39:47,515 TWENTY MINUTES, FOLLOWED BY 20 YEARS. 1318 01:39:48,716 --> 01:39:50,652 DO YOU THINK THEY'LL FIND HIM ? THEY'LL TRY. 1319 01:39:50,685 --> 01:39:52,687 WHAT DO WE DO NOW ? JUST WAIT ? 1320 01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:54,689 CAN'T USE THE EXPLOSIVE, BOYS. 1321 01:39:54,722 --> 01:39:57,325 NOT WITH THOSE CHILDREN IN THERE. IT'S TOO RISKY. 1322 01:39:57,359 --> 01:39:59,727 THEN HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THEM OUT ? 1323 01:39:59,761 --> 01:40:01,796 ONLY ONE MAN I KNOW COULD OPEN THAT SAFE, 1324 01:40:01,829 --> 01:40:04,466 BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO LAY MY HANDS ON HIM. 1325 01:40:04,499 --> 01:40:07,202 WELL, WHAT ARE WE, HELPLESS ? MY CHILDREN ARE IN THERE. 1326 01:40:07,235 --> 01:40:10,238 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME A CHANCE TO THINK. 1327 01:40:16,078 --> 01:40:18,546 I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SAFES. 1328 01:40:21,349 --> 01:40:24,786 I USED TO WORK FOR A SAFE COMPANY. 1329 01:40:24,819 --> 01:40:28,523 MAYBE I CAN TAKE A CRACK AT OPENING THAT, 1330 01:40:30,225 --> 01:40:32,527 IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, SERGEANT. 1331 01:41:18,140 --> 01:41:21,576 BOY, IT SURE IS HOT IN HERE. 1332 01:41:21,609 --> 01:41:23,745 WHAT'S TAKING GRANDFATHER SO LONG ? 1333 01:41:23,778 --> 01:41:25,780 I DON'T KNOW, JAY. 1334 01:41:25,813 --> 01:41:28,283 BUT THINK POSITIVELY. 1335 01:41:31,319 --> 01:41:34,656 I'LL, UH-- I'LL OPEN A WINDOW. 1336 01:41:34,689 --> 01:41:38,726 - I'LL DO IT, SERGEANT. - I CAN'T HEAR IT. THERE'S TOO MUCH OIL. 1337 01:41:44,832 --> 01:41:47,435 HERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING. 1338 01:41:47,469 --> 01:41:50,438 IT'S LIKE A DOCTOR'S BAG OR SOMETHING. 1339 01:41:56,944 --> 01:42:00,715 MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IN HERE THAT'S USEFUL IN OPENING A SAFE. 1340 01:42:04,219 --> 01:42:07,222 YEAH, MAYBE THERE IS, SERGEANT. 1341 01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:48,396 [ Sighs ] 1342 01:42:48,430 --> 01:42:52,367 BOY, THERE ISN'T MUCH AIR IN HERE. 1343 01:42:54,936 --> 01:42:57,772 [ Buzzing ] 1344 01:42:57,805 --> 01:42:59,774 I'M GETTING STATIC. 1345 01:43:04,679 --> 01:43:07,682 WE'LL GIVE IT A TRY, ANYWAY. 1346 01:43:24,332 --> 01:43:26,368 I'M AWFUL TIRED. 1347 01:43:26,401 --> 01:43:28,336 [ Yawns ] 1348 01:43:28,370 --> 01:43:30,905 TRY TO STAY AWAKE, JAY. 1349 01:43:33,007 --> 01:43:35,443 [ Faint Click ] 1350 01:43:35,477 --> 01:43:37,945 THAT'S THE FIRST ONE. 1351 01:43:44,986 --> 01:43:47,555 I CAN HARDLY BREATHE. 1352 01:43:51,826 --> 01:43:54,962 IF GRANDFATHER EVER GETS US OUT OF HERE, 1353 01:43:54,996 --> 01:43:57,732 I'M GONNA BE A LOT NICER TO HIM. 1354 01:44:10,945 --> 01:44:12,947 [ Faint Click ] 1355 01:44:14,416 --> 01:44:17,719 OKAY, THAT'S THE SECOND ONE. 1356 01:44:18,753 --> 01:44:21,389 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT, DUKE. 1357 01:44:24,692 --> 01:44:27,962 NOT WITH THIS ONE. IT JUST SHORTED OUT COMPLETELY. 1358 01:44:29,764 --> 01:44:32,334 CAN IT BE FIXED ? 1359 01:44:32,367 --> 01:44:34,769 THERE'S NO TIME. 1360 01:44:37,939 --> 01:44:43,345 NOW, BE QUIET. DON'T BREATHE. DON'T EVEN MOVE A MUSCLE. 1361 01:44:43,378 --> 01:44:45,547 [ Inhaling ] 1362 01:44:54,589 --> 01:44:57,925 [ Exhaling Loudly ] I'M SORRY. 1363 01:45:46,974 --> 01:45:49,844 I THINK I'VE GOT IT, BUT I'M NOT SURE. 1364 01:45:59,153 --> 01:46:01,723 [ Gasping ] DUKE ! 1365 01:46:01,756 --> 01:46:04,859 YOU DID IT ! [ All ] YEA ! 1366 01:46:06,127 --> 01:46:09,431 MOM ! 1367 01:46:09,464 --> 01:46:12,534 OH, DARLING. MOM ! 1368 01:46:12,567 --> 01:46:15,503 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? - [ Carolyn ] I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE ALL THE TIME. 1369 01:46:15,537 --> 01:46:18,039 WE REALLY MISSED YOU, MOM. 1370 01:46:18,072 --> 01:46:21,075 BOY, THIS IS THE BEST VACATION I'VE EVER HAD. 1371 01:46:21,108 --> 01:46:23,377 DUSTER ! 1372 01:46:24,579 --> 01:46:27,582 DUSTER. DUSTER DID IT. DUSTER SAVED OUR LIVES. 1373 01:46:27,615 --> 01:46:31,453 [ Laughs ] YES. WELL, GOOD FOR DUSTER. 1374 01:46:31,486 --> 01:46:35,457 YOU KNOW, MOM, HE'S THE NEATEST PET I'VE EVER HAD. COME ON, DUSTER. 1375 01:46:35,490 --> 01:46:37,492 SERGEANT. 1376 01:46:37,525 --> 01:46:39,461 YEAH. 1377 01:46:39,494 --> 01:46:43,498 I WANNA COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR SKILL. 1378 01:46:43,531 --> 01:46:46,768 I SAID THERE WAS ONLY ONE MAN I COULD THINK OF WHO COULD OPEN THAT SAFE. 1379 01:46:46,801 --> 01:46:50,638 - YEP. - APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG. 1380 01:46:50,672 --> 01:46:53,140 THERE ARE TWO. 1381 01:46:56,944 --> 01:46:59,681 ANYWAY, I UNDERSTAND THE OTHER GENTLEMAN IS RETIRED. 1382 01:46:59,714 --> 01:47:01,849 OH, YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 1383 01:47:01,883 --> 01:47:04,652 IF IT'S THE SAME MAN I'M THINKING OF, UH, YES, HE HAS RETIRED. 1384 01:47:04,686 --> 01:47:06,688 PERMANENTLY. 1385 01:47:19,667 --> 01:47:21,869 [ Sighs ] 1386 01:47:21,903 --> 01:47:26,608 [ Laughing ] NO, DAVE, LISTEN, I ASSURE YOU, MY DECISION IS FINAL. 1387 01:47:26,641 --> 01:47:29,477 AS SOON AS THE KIDS ARE OUT OF SCHOOL, WE'RE ALL MOVING OUT HERE. 1388 01:47:29,511 --> 01:47:33,114 I SURE WISH I HAD THE GRASS-CUTTING CONCESSION HERE. 1389 01:47:33,147 --> 01:47:36,083 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'LL TAKE UP GARDENING. 1390 01:47:36,117 --> 01:47:39,220 YOU KNOW, OUT IN THE FRESH AIR, CLOSE TO THE SOIL. IT'S GOOD FOR THE NERVES. 1391 01:47:39,253 --> 01:47:42,156 YEAH. [ Sneezes ] 1392 01:47:42,189 --> 01:47:45,259 IT'S TERRIFIC FOR YOUR HAY FEVER TOO. [ Laughs ] 1393 01:47:45,292 --> 01:47:49,196 AS SOON AS GRANDFATHER GIVES YOU YOUR LOAN, YOU'LL HAVE A NEW GARAGE. 1394 01:47:50,632 --> 01:47:55,169 YEAH, WELL, UH, TRACY, I BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT, 1395 01:47:55,202 --> 01:47:58,773 AND, UH, I'D FEEL KINDA FUNNY ABOUT ASKING YOUR GRANDFATHER FOR A LOAN. 1396 01:47:58,806 --> 01:48:00,875 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I ALREADY HAVE. 1397 01:48:02,076 --> 01:48:04,579 YOU DID ? A-AND HE OKAYED IT ? 1398 01:48:04,612 --> 01:48:10,251 WHY NOT ? JAY AND I ARE GETTING ALONG GREAT WITH HIM THESE DAYS. 1399 01:48:11,919 --> 01:48:13,254 [ Crash ] [ Tracy ] UH-OH. 1400 01:48:16,691 --> 01:48:19,861 WELL, THERE GOES THE GARAGE. [ Sniffs ] 1401 01:48:19,894 --> 01:48:22,997 OH, BOY. 1402 01:48:23,030 --> 01:48:26,233 WELL, YOU BLEW IT AGAIN, JAY. I DIDN'T BLOW IT. HE DID. 1403 01:48:26,267 --> 01:48:28,235 OH, GOOD HEAVENS. 1404 01:48:28,269 --> 01:48:31,839 I WAS CERTAIN I'D FIGURED OUT THE PERFECT TRAJECTORY. YOU, SIR ? 1405 01:48:31,873 --> 01:48:34,842 DON'T PANIC, JAMESON. IT'S JUST ONE MORE CRYSTAL CHANDELIER. 1406 01:48:34,876 --> 01:48:38,546 I TOLD DUKE AND BERT YOU SAID "OKAY" ABOUT THE LOAN, GRANDFATHER. 1407 01:48:38,580 --> 01:48:41,616 OH, YES. RIGHT, FINE. NOW, LET'S SEE, WHAT IS THE NEXT THING ON THE AGENDA ? 1408 01:48:41,649 --> 01:48:44,151 AH, JUDO. UH, MR. OSBORNE. 1409 01:48:44,185 --> 01:48:47,121 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE THAT LOAN. 1410 01:48:47,154 --> 01:48:50,725 BUT IT HAS GOT TO BE ON A STRICTLY NONPERSONAL BASIS. 1411 01:48:50,758 --> 01:48:53,961 OH, I DO AGREE. IT SHOULD BE A NOTE. LEGALLY CORRECT, DULY SIGNED. 1412 01:48:53,995 --> 01:48:56,030 SO THERE CAN BE NO MISUNDERSTANDING. YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 1413 01:48:56,063 --> 01:48:59,266 RIGHT. NOW, WHAT SHOULD THAT RATE OF INTEREST BE ? [ Pencil Snaps ] 1414 01:48:59,300 --> 01:49:04,171 UH, YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY RELATIVES IN BUFFALO, DO YOU ? 1415 01:49:04,205 --> 01:49:05,873 NOT THAT I CAN RECALL, NO. 1416 01:49:05,907 --> 01:49:09,977 NOW, YOU TWO GENTLEMEN DROP BY THE BANK IN THE MORNING AND WE'LL WRAP THE WHOLE THING UP. 1417 01:49:10,011 --> 01:49:13,014 COME ALONG, JAY. JUDO TIME. 1418 01:49:13,047 --> 01:49:16,718 - I-I'LL BE CAREFUL, GRANDPA. - I HOPE JAY DOESN'T GET CARRIED AWAY. 1419 01:49:16,751 --> 01:49:19,654 I HOPE YOUR GRANDFATHER DOESN'T GET CARRIED AWAY. [ Snorts ] 1420 01:49:23,390 --> 01:49:26,861 [ Laughs ] YEAH. OH, YEAH. 1421 01:49:31,265 --> 01:49:35,336 I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE THE IDEA OF THIS FAMILY OF YOURS LIVING OUT HERE. 1422 01:49:35,369 --> 01:49:37,371 SO AM I. 1423 01:49:37,404 --> 01:49:39,373 [ Tracy ] IT'LL BE VERY CONVENIENT. 1424 01:49:39,406 --> 01:49:44,278 FOR INSTANCE, IF SOMEBODY WANTED TO TAKE SOMEBODY ELSE TO THE MOVIES, 1425 01:49:44,311 --> 01:49:46,914 THEN BERT COULD STAY HERE AND BABY-SIT US. HUH ? 1426 01:49:46,948 --> 01:49:48,916 [ Muttering ] [ Jay ] HA-RAH ! 1427 01:49:48,950 --> 01:49:53,220 [ Splash ] [ Tracy ] I THINK JAY WON ANOTHER MATCH. 1428 01:49:54,856 --> 01:49:58,225 I'LL GET DR. BUTTERWORTH ON THE TELEPHONE. 1429 01:50:05,332 --> 01:50:08,302 [ Jay Groans ] THERE WE ARE. 1430 01:50:08,335 --> 01:50:10,905 JAY ! 1431 01:50:10,938 --> 01:50:14,909 OH. OH, BOY. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT, TRACY. 1432 01:50:14,942 --> 01:50:19,814 ONE SECOND I HAD GRANDFATHER IN A WRISTLOCK, AND THE NEXT SECOND I WAS IN THE POND. 1433 01:50:19,847 --> 01:50:22,817 SEE, IT'S ALL IN THE BALANCE, MY BOY. I DIDN'T HURT YOU, I TRUST ? 1434 01:50:22,850 --> 01:50:26,287 NO, OF COURSE NOT. YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE A JUDO CHAMPION IN THE ARMED SERVICE. 1435 01:50:26,320 --> 01:50:28,923 A REAL CHAMPION ? A REAL CHAMPION. 1436 01:50:28,956 --> 01:50:31,793 BOY, I THINK YOU'RE SUPER, GRANDPA. 1437 01:50:31,826 --> 01:50:34,996 JAMESON, DO YOU HEAR THAT ? JAY THINKS I'M SUPER. 1438 01:50:35,029 --> 01:50:38,065 I THINK YOU'RE SUPER TOO, GRANDFATHER. OH, THANK YOU, DARLING. 1439 01:50:38,099 --> 01:50:42,236 YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? I THINK FROM NOW ON, WE THREE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER. 1440 01:50:42,269 --> 01:50:44,672 I THINK SO TOO. ME TOO. 1441 01:50:44,706 --> 01:50:47,374 AND WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER I HAD YOU IN THAT WRISTLOCK ? 1442 01:50:47,408 --> 01:50:49,376 COME DOWN TO THE MAT, AND I'LL SHOW YOU. 1443 01:50:49,410 --> 01:50:51,713 I'M BIGGER THAN YOU, SO USE MY WEIGHT TO HELP YOURSELF. 1444 01:50:51,746 --> 01:50:54,415 NOW, HOLD MY WRIST THERE. THE OTHER HAND. 1445 01:50:54,448 --> 01:50:57,384 NOW, BEND YOUR KNEES. ONE, TWO-- 1446 01:50:57,418 --> 01:51:00,788 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. ONE, TWO. NOW, YOU STAND THERE. 1447 01:51:00,822 --> 01:51:04,025 IMAGINE THAT I GO, "WHOO." 1448 01:51:07,328 --> 01:51:09,363 NOW WE'RE EVEN.