(CHITTERING)
(CHUCKLING)
MALE NARRATOR: This is a story
about two kingdoms
side by side,
but worlds apart.
All along the border
magical flowers grew.
Primroses bloom between light and shadow.
They are used to make love potion.
Because after all
everybody deserves to be loved.
(LAUGHING)
Ooh!
(GASPS)
(DRONING)
(SIGHS)
Whoa!
(GASPS AND CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING)
(CROAKING)
(YELPS)
(LAUGHS)
(WHOOPING LOUDLY)
(GRUNTS) Okay...
♪ Wise men say
♪ Only fools
♪ Only fools rush in
(GASPS) Oh!
♪ But I can't help
♪ Falling in love with you
♪ Shall I say
♪ Would it be Would it be a sin
Sorry.
♪ That I can't help
♪ Falling in love with you ♪
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
(GIGGLES)
(GROANS) What?
(GASPS)
Primroses.
(SNARLING)
(GASPS)
Oh, no. I didn't mean to.
(GROWLING)
I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Was she trying to get a primrose petal?
We better tell him.
He's not gonna be very happy.
STUFF: Let me handle it. I'll tell him.
THANG: Good idea!
(BOTH PANTING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(SCREECHING)
(GRUNTING)
(CONTINUES PANTING) Sire! News from the border!
You tell him.
Huh? Okay.
(NERVOUSLY) A fairy flew into our forest.
What?
And almost took a primrose.
A primrose?
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
I hate this time of year.
Spring.
Send more goblins
to cut down every primrose.
No primroses, no potion.
No potion, no love.
Because love
is dangerous.
It weakens, it rots.
It destroys order.
And without order, what is left?
Chaos.
Destroy the primroses!
Or I will destroy you.
(BOTH PANTING)
Whoa.
Stuff.
Griselda. Ooh!
I need your help.
No.
You know how your boss, my son,
is making everyone miserable with his ban on love?
No.
Don't you want to see love return to the Dark Forest?
No.
But I found him the perfect...
I told you to stay out of the light!
(PANTING)
(GROANS)
(WHIMPERING)
Roland! Oh, thank goodness!
Whoa!
Aren't you supposed to be getting ready for our wedding?
I will. I am!
Oh, wait! I have something for you!
For me? Why, aren't you just the sweetest...
(YELPS)
Whoa!
Marianne? You're in a plant.
You can't look at me! I forgot.
Bad luck on our wedding day.
Well, too bad you can't see me. (CHUCKLES)
My hair is doing that thing we both love.
Ahh! Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Were you in the Dark Forest?
No! Maybe. Yes.
You could've been killed.
No! Don't look.
Or worse, seriously disfigured.
Hey! I can take care of myself.
That is no place for a princess.
Oh, yeah? How about a princess that can do this?
(GRUNTING)
Marianne, don't play with...
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
Who's the big girl? You got a sword. Yep.
(YELPS)
Okay.
Yeah, but I don't need a sword.
Because when I rule this kingdom,
I'll go into that Dark Forest to talk to them.
To make it so, at long last, we're not scared anymore.
That is so sweet.
And then we can all go anywhere we want
to have fun, to see things,
to have adventures!
I'll be your adventure.
(SIGHS)
Come on, Marianne,
my future queen.
Aw...
My future king.
Yeah...
King. I'll have an army. Ooh!
Yeah. Wait, what?
Parry. Lunge.
Um...
To protect the Fairy Kingdom, and you,
my little buttercup.
Mmm.
Now, go get yourself all prettified.
Today has got to be perfect.
Chipper! Let's ride.
(WHINNYING)
(SIGHS)
Marianne!
What?
Remember the wedding?
I know.
We have to get ready!
I know.
What's with your hair?
I know.
We don't have much time!
I know!
Ugh! What's that?
MARIANNE: A boutonniere.
Oh! I forgot to give this to Roland.
You can't give him that.
Why not?
Uh, he's too good-looking?
(SIGHS) Yeah.
(BOTH SIGHING)
I'll fix that.
Thanks, sis.
(IN UNISON) Ew!
(GASPS) Dawn!
Do you think that Roland loves me
as much as I love him?
Oh, Marianne.
How could he not love you?
You're so
totally loveable!
Really?
I wish you could see how you look.
ALL: ♪ Oh, you're looking crazy in love
♪ He's got you looking crazy in love
♪ Yeah, you're looking crazy in love
♪ Looking so crazy, got you looking so crazy in love ♪
(GASPS) It's perfect.
You're welcome.
I wanna give this to him now!
Isn't it bad luck if he sees you...
♪ Oh, I
♪ Can't help
♪ Falling in love with you
Uh-oh.
ALL: ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh
♪ As the river flows
♪ Surely to the sea
♪ Darling, so it goes
♪ Some things
♪ Are meant to be
ROLAND: ♪ Oh, yeah
♪ Some things are meant to be
♪ Take my hand
♪ Oh, take my hand
♪ Take my whole life, too
(GRUNTS)
BOTH: ♪ For I can't help
♪ Falling in love with you
ALL: ♪ Oh, you're looking crazy in love
♪ He's got you looking crazy in love
♪ Oh, you're looking crazy in love
♪ Looking so crazy, got me looking so crazy in love
♪ Oh, you're looking crazy in love
♪ He's got you looking crazy in love
Hey! Marianne!
♪ Oh, you're looking crazy in love
(SCREAMS)
(IN UNISON) ♪ And I can't help it
♪ No, I can't help it
♪ I can't help it
♪ And no, I
♪ I
♪ Can't help
♪ No, I can't help
♪ Falling in love
♪ With you
♪ So crazy, crazy in love, yeah
♪ And no I know I can't help
♪ No, I
♪ Falling in love ♪
(GASPS)
FEMALE FAIRY: Roland! (GIGGLES)
(GASPS)
(SOBBING)
I am so
not getting my army.
(WEEPING TEARFULLY)
DAWN: Marianne?
Marianne?
(SIGHS)
Dawn.
What happened?
I...
I don't wanna talk about it.
(SIGHS) Not even to me?
I can't.
I'm sorry.
But wait.
Wait!
Tell Dad
the wedding's off.
The wedding's off?
♪ What do you get when you fall in love?
♪ A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
♪ That's what you get
♪ For all your trouble
♪ I'll never fall in love
♪ Again
♪ What do you get when you kiss a boy?
♪ You get enough germs to catch a fever
♪ Then straight away he'll up and leave you
♪ I'll
♪ Never fall in love again
♪ No, I'll never fall in love again
♪ Don't tell me what it's all about
♪ All about
♪ 'Cause I've been there And I'm glad I'm out
♪ Out of those chains Those chains that bind you
♪ That is why I'm here to remind you
♪ Here to remind you
♪ What do you get when you give your heart?
♪ You get it all broken up and battered
♪ Yeah, that's what you get
♪ A heart that's shattered
♪ I'll never fall in love again
♪ No, I'll
♪ Never fall in love again
♪ No, I'll
♪ Never fall in love again ♪
MARIANNE: Dawn!
(GROANS)
Dawn! Where are you?
Dawn!
The coast is clear.
(SIGHS)
(COUGHING)
Shh! She'll hear you.
(COUGHING CONTINUES)
(MUFFLED COUGH)
Whatever happened that wedding day
must have been really bad.
Yeah, bad.
Because now she's always hovering, watching, worrying.
What's she trying to protect me from?
You can take care of yourself.
Yeah. So...
Spring Ball.
Yeah.
My first dance.
Yeah!
What's your plan?
I made it so when the music starts,
you'll "accidentally" bump into Hadrian.
Ooh!
Oh! Today is gonna be so exciting!
Mmm. It already is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What?
Hadrian?
(GRUNTS)
Yeah, Hadrian.
The guy with the great, red, wavy hair.
No, no, no.
I don't have a crush on him.
I really like Nathan.
Okay. I gotta find Hadrian,
tell Hadrian to stand in a new place,
find Nathan and tell him to stand in the old place
Hadrian was standing in.
What if he doesn't like me?
What?
Snap out of it! Listen.
Like I always say...
♪ Don't worry
Maybe he thinks I'm too perky.
♪ About a thing
Or dance funny?
♪ 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right
Or my hair is too poufy?
♪ Don't you worry About a thing
♪ About a thing
♪ Oh, 'cause
♪ 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right
All right!
♪ Woke up this morning
♪ Smiled at the rising sun
♪ Three little birds
♪ Pitch by my doorstep
♪ Singin' sweet songs
♪ Of melodies pure and true
♪ Sayin'
♪ This is my message to you
♪ Oh, don't worry
♪ Don't worry
♪ About a thing
Sunny.
Dawn, I'm trying to sing.
♪ 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right
Sunny.
Yes!
♪ Don't worry about a thing ♪
(LOW GROWL)
Sunny?
What?
DAWN: Worry!
(ROARING)
(YELPS)
No, no, no! (SCREAMS)
(DAWN SCREAMING)
Hey! Watch the ears!
(SHRIEKS)
DAWN: Help!
Help! We've gotta get help!
(GASPS)
You're looking at it.
(GRUNTS)
(ROARS)
Ahh! Sunny!
(BREATHLESSLY) Too short to run!
Too young to die!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Marianne! Are you crazy?
(MARIANNE SCREAMING)
Sunny, go right!
(SNARLING)
Sunny, duck!
Okay!
Dawn, some help here.
(GRUNTING)
(YELPS)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(ROARS)
(SNIFFS)
(WHIMPERING)
What am I gonna do with you?
(CRYING) Sorry. I didn't know what to do.
Pull your head out of the clouds!
Clouds full of boys.
I can't help it.
You just have no idea what's going on around you.
It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
(EXHALES)
Where's Sunny?
(PANTING)
(EXHALES)
(SCREAMS)
You were in the Dark Forest!
I was?
He was?
Do you want what happened
to the Sugar Plum Fairy to happen to you?
No!
No, no!
Locked away forever
because she made love potion from...
(GASPS) Primroses!
We have to get out of here now!
That place...
(ROARING)
DAWN: Marianne?
Hello?
Marianne!
(YELPS)
We're gonna be late for the Spring Ball!
You drive me crazy!
We have to get out of here, now.
I just said that.
(SCREAMS)
(WHIMPERING)
(DAWN HUMMING)
So, that's how you react
to a near-death experience?
(HUMMING LOUDLY)
Ugh!
What?
You were both nearly killed.
You make such a big deal out of everything.
Whoa! I'm a total mess!
We have to get ready for the ball.
Ha! No, you've gotta get ready for the ball.
Uh, you're going like that?
Good luck being asked to dance.
I'm not dancing.
(GROANS)
I'm gonna dance with the most perfect boy.
And who would that be?
Aaron?
No.
Benjamin. Charles. Darren!
(SIGHS) No.
Gordon? Herbert?
No.
I'm going alphabetical, if that helps.
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
Hi.
(SIGHS)
Smile, my dear. Smile.
(SIGHS)
A real smile.
This is one of my better ones.
You used to love the Spring Ball.
Dad, I'm just too old for this.
I just want to see the happy Marianne I used to know.
Before the... The Roland misunderstanding.
I'm happy.
Well, I hope you're happy enough to dance with your father.
ROLAND: Or someone
even better.
(ALL GASP)
(VOCALIZING)
♪ Here I am
Roland!
♪ On my knees again
Dad!
♪ I'd do anything
He's so romantic.
♪ Just to make it right
I'm so onto that hair thing.
♪ Say you'll understand
Never!
♪ I know you can
Oh, no, I can't!
♪ Come on, Marianne
You cheated on me, remember?
You left me at the altar, remember?
(GROANS)
♪ No matter what people say
♪ It didn't happen that way
(GASPS)
♪ She was a passing fling
(SCOFFS)
♪ And not a permanent thing
Oh, really?
♪ So I hang my head Oh, I wish that I was dead
I can help with that.
♪ Come on, Marianne
Hi. I'm Dawn.
Come on, Marianne.
♪ Come on...
♪ Marianne
(GRUNTS)
♪ Say you can understand
♪ My Marianne ♪
(CROWD GASPING)
Ugh! I'm not your anything.
Hey. One little mistake.
Little?
You got a lot of nerve walking in here.
♪ Think you got the best of me
♪ Think you had the last laugh
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) No.
♪ Bet you think that everything
♪ Good is gone
Hold on there, darling.
♪ Think you left me broken down
♪ Think that I'd come running back
Well...
♪ Baby, you don't know me 'cause you're dead wrong
Okay, slow down there, Marianne.
♪ What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
♪ Stand a little taller
(CROWD GASPS)
♪ Doesn't mean I'm lonely
♪ When I'm alone
♪ What does not kill you makes a fighter
Whoa! Watch the face!
♪ Footsteps even lighter
Whoa, whoa. Come on, I mean, seriously.
♪ Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone ♪
Whoa!
(VOCALIZING)
♪ Here I am
Oh, there you go.
♪ On my knees again
On your knees again.
♪ I'll do anything just to make it right
Yeah, right.
♪ Say you'll understand
Only too well.
♪ Oh, I know you can
♪ Come on, Marianne
♪ Didn't think that I'd come back
♪ I'd come back swinging
Buttercup.
(SARCASTICALLY) Oops.
PIXIES: Cheater, cheater, cheater!
(GROANS)
♪ What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Back up! Back up! Hey!
♪ Stand a little taller
♪ Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
♪ What doesn't kill you makes a fighter
♪ Footsteps even lighter
(BOTH SCREAMING)
♪ Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone
♪ What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger
Don't bruise the jewels!
♪ Just me, myself and I
♪ What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
♪ Stand a little taller
What are you trying to say?
♪ Well, now it's time to say
♪ Goodbye ♪
(YELPS)
Bye-bye.
Now, that was fun!
(DOOR RATTLING)
Awkward.
Ugh!
(STRAINING)
Whoa!
Marianne slammed him pretty good.
Well, so much for being king.
Ouch!
You think I can't be king?
(IN UNISON) King Roland!
(CHUCKLES) Well...
Uh, wouldn't he have to marry Marianne?
Yes, and he will.
All we have to do is get some of that love potion.
You saying I need a love potion?
No, no, just kidding!
It was just a joke.
We gotta go. Just kidding, boss!
(EXHALES) Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
All I gotta do is visualize.
Visualize.
The crown, sitting right on top...
(GRUNTS)
DAWN: ♪ I wanna dance with somebody
♪ I wanna feel the beat with somebody
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance
DAWN: Hi!
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
You okay?
Who, me? (SCOFFS) Okay?
Yes, I am.
No.
Hey, elf. I know just how you feel.
Yeah. Marianne slammed you pretty good.
(SOBBING)
Aw! You got it bad.
I wish there was a way to make her fall in love with me.
Yeah.
Me, too.
Like, I don't know, maybe something like a love potion.
Like a love potion!
Great idea!
(GRUNTS)
It is a great idea.
Except only the Sugar Plum Fairy can make the potion.
She's locked away in the Dark Forest
and nobody ever goes into the Dark Forest!
But I know you can.
But why can't you?
Because I'm big!
My armor, it's too shiny.
I'd be spotted for sure.
If only I was little, like you.
Uh-huh.
And I could blend in. Like you.
I do blend in.
(SOBBING) Oh, it would have been perfect!
Then we both, you know, me and you,
both used the love potion.
I'll do it!
You will?
If you stop crying.
What? Oh, I'm much better now.
SUNNY: My plan is perfect!
All I gotta do is find a primrose flower,
get to the castle
where I'll find the Sugar Plum Fairy.
She'll make her love potion
with all the little primrose petals that I...
(SCREAMS)
Man, those goblins work fast!
Uh-oh.
Petal, petal, petal.
Think quick, think! (WAILS)
Ah! Duh.
(LAUGHS)
All right.
(WHISTLING)
(GRUNTS)
(SUNNY PANTING)
(WHISPERING) A small elf is in the Dark Forest.
A small elf is in the Dark Forest.
(MUFFLED WHISPERING)
(WHISPERING CONTINUES)
Oh! Got it!
(PANTING)
Thang! Thang!
(WHISPERING)
What does it mean?
I'm listening.
(WHIMPERS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
News from the mushrooms, sire.
You can tell him.
You tell him.
He likes you.
Really?
BOG KING: Now I'm waiting!
A tall chef is into shark storage!
What?
Okay, you know how we sometimes have a shark,
but no place to store it?
Well, a very tall chef has that very same problem.
Hmm. That doesn't make any sense.
I'll deal with it!
Ahem.
What?
(SCREAMS)
That was close.
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTING ANGRILY)
(WHIMPERS)
(HUSHED WHISPERING)
A small elf is in the Dark Forest!
(MUSHROOM SHRIEKS)
Well, if he's looking for trouble,
(MUSHROOM SCREAMS)
he's come to the right place.
♪ Yeah
♪ If he's looking for trouble
♪ Just take a look at this face
(GROWLS)
♪ Because I'm evil
(PANTING EXCITEDLY)
Yeah.
♪ My middle name is misery
♪ Yes, I'm evil
♪ So don't you mess around with me ♪
(SINGING TREMULOUSLY) ♪ Don't worry
♪ About a thing
♪ 'Cause every little thing is gonna be... ♪
(GROWLS)
(YELPS)
♪ Woke up this morning
♪ I hope I woke up this morning
♪ Three goblins
♪ Sayin' I'm going to kill you ♪
(GASPS)
Oh! Okay, you got me!
Just kill me now. Make it quick.
(ROARING)
(CHITTERING)
Hey! Hey, wait a minute.
Did you tie my...
(GRUNTS) Who are you?
(CONTINUES CHITTERING)
Hmm.
(SQUEAKS)
(GROANS)
Okay, look, you little thing,
I'm a guy who usually enjoys a good joke,
even at my own expense.
But right now, I'm not in a "ha-ha" frame of mind.
I'm in an "Ah!" frame of mind.
Ah!
(CHIRPING)
I am on a very serious mission!
I really gotta find the Sugar Plum Fairy,
(SQUEAKS EXCITEDLY)
the maker of the all-powerful love potion,
and you're holding me back. Ow!
(CHEEPS)
You know where she is?
(SQUEAKS)
(GASPS)
(GROWLS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(GRUNTING)
(SUNNY PANTING)
What?
(SQUEAKS)
Oh. Okay.
Wait a minute.
You ain't gonna trick me again, are you?
(CHITTERING)
Good. Because I'm an elf,
and we're very trusting creatures.
(CHITTERING HAPPILY)
(CHITTERING ECHOES)
(GASPS)
So here's me,
trusting you. (VOICE ECHOES)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(CHUCKLES)
Marianne!
Kinda busy.
(GASPS) I deserved that one.
(FAIRY KING PANTING)
The Elves' Spring Dance is starting soon.
I want you...
After the last dance?
You kidding me?
Oh, Marianne.
You're... You're a unique girl.
(GROANS)
FAIRY KING: And Roland may have a few flaws...
(SCOFFS) Understatement.
But he still loves you.
He loves the crown.
But...
And his hair.
But, but...
Not in that order.
But if not Roland,
then there has to be someone else!
No, there doesn't.
Maybe if you got out more often.
Let it go, Dad.
You'll be a stronger ruler with a king at your side.
I'm stronger alone.
(GROANS)
I don't want you to be alone.
(SIGHS) Dad, I promise
if I find a guy out there who takes my hand
and looks me in the eye
and I don't want to hit him...
(GROANS)
I'll consider it.
But that guy doesn't exist.
Then go to the dance to help me keep an eye on that
flirtatious sister of yours.
(GRUNTS)
That's my girl!
(GROANS)
(SIGHS)
(SUNNY WHIMPERING)
(NERVOUS PANTING)
(CHITTERING)
(SCREAMS)
BOG KING: Did you find him?
BEAKBOY: I thought I heard something.
(MUFFLED GASP)
BOG KING: If you see him, kill him.
(SQUEAKING)
I won't fit.
(CHITTERING TAUNTINGLY)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Come on.
(SQUEALS)
(ROARS)
She's that scary?
(SLAPS)
(SCREAMS ECHOING)
(SCREAMS CONTINUE)
(GROANS)
Whoa!
(GRUNTING)
Hello?
Are you the Sugar Plum Fairy?
I expected something more
purple.
Hello?
(BOTH SCREAM)
(GASPS) A primrose?
It is! I brought it so you can...
Nuh-uh.
So you can make...
(VOCALIZING LOUDLY)
The love potion.
How do you think I got in here?
Shh! Listen, my name is Sunny.
The Bog King won't listen to me
about what happened on that fateful day.
And I've been locked away for so long.
"That fateful day"?
(GASPS)
You were listening! So I'll do it.
Yes!
If
you promise to set me free!
What?
Shake on it?
Uh...
You can reach in. I can't reach out.
(SCREAMS)
You should see your face!
Oh, wait. I can show you!
(IMITATING SCREAM)
(SCREAMS)
Another good one! Wanna see?
No, no, no.
Petal.
(SHUDDERS)
(LAUGHS)
Plumettes!
Believe you me,
there can be unforeseen consequences.
Like what?
♪ Love
♪ Love is strange
Uh, now's not the time for a concert.
♪ Many people
Shh! Whoa!
♪ Take it for a game
No lookie-loos!
♪ Once you get it
Ah!
♪ You're in an awful...
What did I say?
No looking... No... Mmm-mmm.
♪ 'Cause after you've had it
♪ You never wanna quit
If you think making the potion's dangerous,
wait till you use it.
(GASPS)
♪ Love is strange
(YELPS)
♪ Love
♪ Is strange
Oh! I'm so good, it scares me so!
(PANTING)
(YELPS)
Is the elf taken care of?
He's a slippery little devil.
He's just an elf!
Hi!
Mom, no.
Oh, relax your thorax. Feast your eyes on...
No.
Maxine's into fungi.
BOG KING: No!
Lakeesha's hobby is killing frogs.
Mom!
(GROANS)
All you need is somebody to...
BOG KING: Don't say it.
What is it with men? They can't say that word, lo...
(MUFFLED) This is what I get for carrying you
23 months in my womb?
Promise to stop talking?
Mmm-hmm.
♪ Love!
♪ Once you get it
♪ You're in an awful fix
Whoops! I almost forgot the last step!
PLUMETTES: ♪ But after you've had it
♪ You never wanna quit
Directions.
Dust the one you love. Stand in front.
Be the first she sees when she opens her eyes.
Got it. Dust the first eyes you see,
be in the front, and stand on the one you love!
Now, pull!
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
Sunny? (SNIFFLES)
Yeah?
I know what set me free.
Me.
♪ Love is strange
(GASPS)
(BELLOWING)
Oh!
♪ Love
♪ Is strange ♪
Stop!
(SINGING ECHOING)
Sugar Plum? She can't be.
(PANTING)
SUNNY: Now.
Slowly.
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY: I'm free!
Quiet! We're gonna get caught!
I'm free!
Free?
We're still in the dungeon!
Free!
Whoa!
(GROANS) Totally nuts.
I'm free. Did I mention I'm free?
(WHISPERS) Quietly.
Wait!
What? Where?
How did you find me?
An imp.
The imp? Oh, he wants the potion.
Loves to spread it around
like goblin dung.
Ugh!
Hey!
What?
Never let this imp
(CHITTERING) get that potion!
Okay.
(BOG KING ROARING)
(GASPS)
(ROARING)
BOG KING: No, no, no.
Thang, sound the alarm.
(SPLUTTERING)
I'm sorry.
Stuff! Sound the alarm!
(DEEP BELLOW)
(BELLOW ECHOING)
Whoa!
(GASPS)
I'm free!
No, no!
GOBLINS: She's free?
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY: I'm free!
Excuse me, coming through. Sorry.
All-righty. Excuse me.
Sunny! Hurry!
(WHIMPERS)
(SCREAMS)
Oopsie.
(BOG KING ROARS)
Ooh!
Stop that! Shoo! Shoo!
(YELPING)
(GOBLINS GROWLING)
(PANTING)
(SCREAMS FRANTICALLY)
Gotcha!
Yeah!
Huh?
Where did he go?
He disappeared.
Can elves disappear?
If they're magic.
Is he magic?
STUFF: Well, he disappeared!
THANG: Sorry.
(WHIMPERING)
(ROARS)
This will never happen...
No, no, no!
No!
...again.
(IMP CHITTERING)
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY: Sunny!
Oh!
(IMP CHITTERING SADLY)
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY: Remember what I told you!
Hey! Get off!
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS) Uh-oh.
I'm sorry, but I have to do this!
(IMP SCREAMING)
The Plum warned me about you!
Oh, no. Are you okay, little guy?
Little guy? (VOICE ECHOES)
(IMP CHITTERING)
Oh, good. Bye!
(ROARING)
(YELPS)
What did you do?
Well, the elf asked me to make the love potion.
But you didn't have a primrose petal.
And he brought me a primrose petal.
You made the potion?
Just like I did for you
on that fateful day you never ever, ever let me talk about.
Where is he?
Halfway to the Elf Festival by now.
(ROARING)
Who wants to go to a party tonight?
GOBLINS: (CHEERING) Yeah!
(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
Booties, prepare to be shaken!
(ALL CHEERING)
Ha-ha!
Okay, she's here.
Tonight, I surely know, she will love me.
♪ I say, "Hey!"
♪ I be gone today
♪ But I'll be back around the way
♪ It seems like everywhere I go
♪ The more I see, the less I know
♪ But I know one thing
♪ I love you
(GROANS)
♪ I love you, I love you
♪ I love you
(KISSING)
♪ Been a lot of places all around the way
♪ I've seen a lot of joy and I've seen a lot of pain
♪ But I don't want to write a love song for the world
♪ I just want to write a song about a boy and a girl
♪ Hear them on the corner Always calling my name
What?
Hi, sweet thing. I'm Roland.
♪ The kids on the corner playing silly games
(GIGGLES)
What's your name?
♪ When I saw you getting down, girl, I hoped it was you
♪ And when I looked into your eyes I knew it was true
♪ I say, "Hey!" I be gone today
♪ But I'll be back around the way
Ugh!
♪ Seems like everywhere I go
Dawn, Roland's here,
so I'm leaving!
(GASPS)
Marianne!
Ooh! I'm dancing!
(GRUNTS)
Hey, Roland!
(GASPS)
(GRUMBLES) I wish I had boys.
(LAUGHING)
Sunny! Psst! Sunny! Look here!
♪ I say, "Hey!" I be gone today
Sunny! Not now.
♪ But I'll be back around the way
♪ It seems like everywhere I go
♪ The more I see, the less I know
(CHEERING)
♪ But I know one thing
♪ I love you
♪ But I know one thing I love you
I hate this thing!
♪ I say, "Hey!" I be gone today
(DISTORTED NOISE)
♪ But I'll be back around the way
(HARSH DISTORTION)
♪ It seems like everywhere I go
(YELPS)
♪ The more I see, the less I know
(LAUGHS)
♪ But I know one thing That I love you
(GASPS)
♪ I know!
GOBLINS: ♪ I love you, I love you
♪ I love you ♪
Ha-ha!
Sunny! No!
(SCREAMING)
This one's too feisty. Go get the smaller one!
Dawn!
Sunny! Look!
(GASPS)
Hi, Sunny!
Dawn!
(CHITTERING)
Hey!
(GASPS)
No! Hey!
No!
Love potion? No!
(GASPING)
(SLOWLY) Oh, no! No!
(GRUNTS)
Guards!
Get him!
Got him!
My little girl!
(PANICKED SCREAMS)
DAWN: Daddy!
Daddy! Help!
Dawn!
Oh, no!
(CHITTERING)
I'm sorry, Sugar Plum Fairy.
BOG KING: Where's my potion?
♪ I've been mistreated
♪ I've been abused
(SCREAMING)
♪ I've been trespassed
♪ And invaded
♪ And I am not amused
Dawn! No!
(GRUNTING)
♪ I've been insulted
♪ Disrespected
(ALL GASPING)
♪ I've been mistreated
Release my sister, you scaly-backed cockroach!
Whoa.
Huh?
Return the love potion by moondown, tough girl.
Or you'll never see your sister again.
I'll have your head on a stick!
(CROWD GASPS)
(ROARS)
SUNNY: Take me instead!
I took the love potion!
Sunny!
Then give it back.
(STAMMERING) I don't have it.
You heard my terms.
By moondown, or all of you will be next!
♪ I've been insulted
♪ Disrespected
♪ I've been mistreated
(GRUNTS)
♪ I've been insulted
♪ Disrespected
♪ I've been mistreated ♪
(GRUNTING)
A-ha!
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
Dad?
I forbid you to fly into the Dark Forest!
Dad, I let this happen!
I have to get her back.
I have to keep you safe.
(EXHALES)
ROLAND: No need to worry.
I will save the princess!
I was just fighting a dozen goblins.
Roland! Yes!
Oh, no!
What do you need?
I need an army.
Oh! We can't trust him!
And weapons!
(GROANS)
And a trebuchet!
MARIANNE: Sunny!
What?
What were...
ROLAND: And a mace. And a crossbow.
What were you thinking?
I don't know.
What do we do? We have to...
Dawn. She's not strong enough. She's not going to...
I'll rescue her.
No! No, it's too dangerous.
No, but I can.
No.
I'm the only one who can.
SUNNY: So what do I do?
You get the potion back.
I'll get my sister!
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GASP)
FAIRY KING: Marianne!
Looks like I gotta rescue two princesses.
Sunny!
What?
If anything happens to my daughters,
I'm holding you personally responsible!
Uh...
This is all your fault!
You nearly got everyone killed!
ELVES: Yeah!
I know. I know.
But look.
Dawn, now, she's my best friend.
But she's our princess!
Now, together we must... No, no, no.
Together we will rescue Dawn
from the cruel grasp of the Dark Forest.
Who's with me?
(CRICKET CHIRPING)
(CHIRPING STOPS)
No volunteers?
(GASPS) Pare!
(LAUGHS)
Thanks, man!
Um...
Uh-oh.
(GOBLINS CHEERING)
Bring me
the prisoner.
(DAWN GRUNTS)
I get to rip her wings off!
I want the wishbone.
BOG KING: No eating!
(ALL GROAN DISAPPOINTEDLY)
BOG KING: Brutus.
Oh!
So, what do we have here?
♪ Sugar pie, honey bunch
What?
♪ You know that I love you
♪ I can't help myself
(GROWLING)
Huh?
♪ I love you and nobody else ♪
(GRUNTS)
♪ But I'm evil
♪ My middle name is misery
♪ Yes, I'm evil
♪ So don't you mess around with me ♪
Oh, silly.
♪ Sugar pie, honey bunch
Stop that!
♪ You know that I love you
And stop that!
♪ I can't help myself
(SIGHS) I'm a sucker for sweet, pretty singing.
Shut it off! Shut it off!
(MUSIC STOPS)
(SIGHS)
DAWN: (CONTINUES SINGING) ♪ When I call your name
♪ Boy, it starts a flame
(GRUNTS)
♪ Burning in my heart Tearing it apart
The potion. The potion!
We should have taken the feisty one!
Get the Sugar Plum!
What's he talking about?
I can't hear over that singing!
Uh-uh.
(ROARING)
♪ Ooh, I can't help myself
♪ I love you and nobody else
♪ No, I can't help myself ♪
Take her!
And lock this crazy creature in the dungeon!
GRISELDA: She is crazy
in love with you!
Do I hear wedding bells?
♪ Sugar pie, honey bunch
I hate princesses.
♪ You know that I love you ♪
(GOBLINS GROANING)
Careful! She's our bait.
GRISELDA: Oh, well...
If I have to look under every rock,
I won't let you die sad and alone.
Bring me Sugar Plum!
(SIGHS)
♪ There's no way
♪ I'm gonna sit this one out
(EXHALES)
♪ I gotta take a chance now
♪ Not be a prisoner of doubt
♪ I'm comin' ♪
Whoa!
Ugh!
(GASPS)
(HISSING)
(GASPS)
(HORN BELLOWING)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTING)
(GOBLINS ROARING)
(ROARING)
Whoo!
Well, you wanted adventure,
and now you got it.
(CHITTERING)
(CHITTERS GLEEFULLY)
(SCREAMS)
You ready?
Oh, yeah.
Take the other side! Wait for my signal!
(CHITTERING)
Now!
(SQUEAKS)
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
Ahh! Mmm-mmm.
Huh?
No, he didn't. Huh?
Oh, that's nasty.
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
Oh, man. At least it can't get any worse.
It just did.
Oh! So, your eye seems to be healing pretty good.
(ROARS)
(GASPS)
Uh! Okay. Stop that!
(SPLUTTERING)
(LAUGHS)
Aw!
Crazy little thing.
He's kind of cute.
Hey!
I think she likes us!
Come back here!
(PURRING)
DAWN: ♪ No, I can't forget this evening
♪ Or your face as you were leaving
(GRUMBLING)
GRISELDA: Oh, don't let
her sunny sweetness flamflumble you.
Not your type.
Now, I've found someone who is positively perfect for you.
Not now, Mother.
♪ Yes, it shows ♪
(CRYING)
Eh! I'm not giving up!
(GOBLINS GROANING)
(GASPS)
Finally.
(PANTING)
Griselda.
Plum.
It's so amusing how you keep trying.
Hmm, you're one to talk,
with your magic recipe for failure!
Well, the recipe's working now! Isn't it?
Oh, it works.
I need the antidote!
Oh, it works? Pah!
Then explain what happened to this one.
(GROWLS)
Oh, you have your father's smile!
Wait. I know this song! Cover up!
DAWN: ♪ I can't live if living is without you
Give me the antidote!
And what will you do if I refuse? Lock me away?
♪ I can't live ♪
(GOBLINS GROANING)
I can't live!
Everybody, be quiet!
BRUTUS: Kill me!
I'll do it myself!
(SINGING LOUDLY)
(GASPS) Ooh!
If you don't keep your mouth shut,
I'm going to rip your wings off,
my pretty little fairy princess!
Ha-ha! Flirt!
(GASPS) What is that?
I made it special for you.
For me?
It looks good on you.
Uh, I don't...
I hope you like it.
This isn't...
Well, um, thank you.
It's, uh...
It's lovely.
(GASPS)
♪ Sugar pie, honey bunch
No, no, no!
♪ You know that I love you
What you're feeling is the potion, you know!
♪ I can't help myself
No, I suppose you don't.
♪ I love you and nobody else ♪
Please, stop!
You must be tired from all that singing.
I could sing forever.
(SHUSHING)
Why don't you take a wee nap?
(YAWNS)
I promise I won't go far.
Wait!
Please tell me your name.
I am the Bog King!
(SIGHS) My Boggy-woggy Kingy-wingy!
"Bog King!"
Boggy Kingy-wingy.
"King!"
Kingy-wingy.
"King!"
Good night,
sweet Boggy-woggy.
(GROWLS)
Good night.
News, your majesty!
(GASPS)
(WHISPERS) Quiet! She's asleep.
Sorry. There's reports of lots of creatures being
love-dusted!
(ROARS)
Bring them... (GASPS)
(WHISPERS) Bring them in.
Bring them all in here.
(LAUGHS)
(SIGHING)
Ah!
(COOING)
(GIGGLES) Oh!
(CROAKS)
(SIGHS)
SUNNY: There you are!
(ALL GRUNTING)
You go that way. I'm going this way!
Yeah.
Whoo!
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMING)
(MOANING SLOWLY)
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Ha-ha!
(CHITTERING)
Hey, you!
Hmm?
No, no, no. Not you, Lizzie.
That little thing inside.
We caught you fair and square!
Hand it over!
Hmm...
SUNNY: Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead and think.
I'll just wait for you at the other end of the lizard.
(SQUEAKS)
(PARE LAUGHS)
Thanks!
Spit.
♪ This thing called love
♪ I just can't handle it
Who's a good girl?
♪ This thing called love
You're a good girl!
Don't you feel special?
♪ I must get around to it
(DISAPPOINTED GROAN)
♪ I ain't ready
♪ Crazy little thing called love ♪
(WHISTLING)
(LAUGHS)
SUNNY: Okay! Let's go fetch Dawn.
Who's a good girl?
ROLAND: In such dark as this, we must be ever vigilant.
Clear!
Clearing is exactly what we're gonna do to this foul forest.
We're gonna...
Get ya!
Stealthily, we shall sneak up on...
(YELPS)
Who would live in this?
Wipe that off, will you?
(WHIMPERING)
And, lo, a creature with no face.
It's looking at me.
FAIRY CRONY 1: I don't think that's possible.
FAIRY CRONY 2: Good point!
Watch for grotesqueries at every corner.
Imagine the most unimaginable danger.
(RUMBLING)
That's probably nothing.
(ALL SCREAM)
SUNNY: Whoo-hoo!
(COUGHING)
Hey, Roland!
(ALL GASP IN AWE)
Thank you!
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Wait, wait!
How did you get that to...
She fell in love with me!
Me, too!
Is that wrong?
(CHITTERS)
I got the love potion.
(CROWD GASPS)
Wow! Yeah, wow!
You must really need that potion.
Wait! I got it for...
Dawn! You got it for Princess Dawn. Winky-winky.
(CROWD TAUNTS)
And well done, for a little guy.
Squish!
I got it... I got it...
I got it for Dawn.
(GASPS)
I better take that
to keep it safe.
(IMP CHITTERING)
Thank you, tiny rabbit!
Whoa!
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
It's almost moondown.
Hold on, Dawn. I'm coming!
(CROWD TAUNTS)
Okay, okay! Yes! I love her!
You know! Ha-ha-ha!
Come on, Lizzie! Let's go!
Halt!
FAIRY CRONIES: Halt!
(CLATTERING)
March!
I lead!
SUNNY: Okay! Okay.
SOLDIERS: We're gonna get ya!
MUSHROOM: Help me!
(GASPS)
(WICKED LAUGHTER)
(GROANS)
(GOBLINS CHEERING)
(ALL LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
Help!
(YELLING)
GOBLIN 2: Mushrooms in love!
(GOBLINS LAUGHING)
FAIRY: Ooh! Kiss me. Quick!
GOBLIN 3: No smooching!
(FAIRY GROANS)
Ugh.
(SNORING)
Shush him.
You shush him!
You're closer.
You're right. Shush!
(YELPS)
(METAL CLANGS LOUDLY)
So, why don't you go and get some sleep?
What were you thinking?
(YAWNS)
Don't hate me.
Too late.
And leave me alone.
THANG: Nice button-ere.
(GRUNTS)
STUFF: Not "button-ere." "Boutonniere."
THANG: No, it's not "boutonniere."
It's "button-ere."
It's "boutonniere."
THANG: Okay.
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Release my sister.
Oh, no! Not another princess!
Well, at least you're not singing.
♪ I'm coming straight on for you
♪ I've made up my mind
Taking a little break?
♪ I'm feeling strong now
♪ Now I'm coming through
Well...
Need any help, sire?
No.
(GRUNTING)
♪ I'm coming straight on for you
♪ Yeah! Straight on for you
Impressive!
♪ I'm coming straight on for you ♪
(GRUNTING)
(CRASHING)
Uh-oh.
(YAWNS)
♪ Rock-a-bye, fairy Away in your cell
♪ Scream your head off But no one can tell ♪
Had enough?
(SCOFFS) I could do this all day.
But now, give me the potion!
The almighty Bog King needs a magic love potion.
I don't need it! I want to eradicate it!
Well, eradicate this! (LAUGHS)
(GASPS)
Ask him. He'll appreciate it.
Okay. Need any help?
No!
Look at you!
Whoa!
Not bad.
Looks like you need help.
No!
Ha!
Ha-ha!
Ah-ha!
(MARIANNE LAUGHS)
So, is that all you got?
♪ Now I know
♪ How to play my hand
Well, I'm ready for you!
♪ What the winner don't know, the gambler understands
What does that even mean?
♪ No! You don't stand a chance
♪ You don't stand a chance
♪ I'm coming straight on for you
Ooh!
Ah!
You fight well, for a fairy.
Wish I could say the same for you!
What do you mean?
I don't know. I was expecting more.
(GIGGLING)
♪ Straight on for you
♪ Straight on for you ♪
Oh.
(BOTH PANTING)
Go ahead.
Kill me,
but you won't get your sister.
Need any help?
BOTH: No!
DAWN: ♪ Wise men say
(GROANING)
♪ Only fools rush in
(GASPS)
The beast has awoken.
Oh, no.
What did she fall in love with?
Would you care to see?
♪ Falling in love with you
Finally.
♪ Like a river flows
See what happens
when love is loosed upon the world?
♪ Fools rush in
♪ Would it be a sin? ♪
Ew. (SHUDDERS)
Tell them to be quiet.
You tell them.
Your voice cuts through better than mine.
That's true. Quiet! Everybody be quiet!
Be quiet! Be quiet!
Quiet!
THANG: Quiet! Quiet!
Sorry.
I hope you've got a strong stomach.
DAWN: ♪ Sugar pie, honey bunch
♪ You know that I love... ♪
You?
Yes.
Antidote?
Working on it.
I know she's a girl who falls in love with every guy she sees,
but this is ridiculous!
I, um...
Sire! I forgot to mention,
you forgot your weapon upstairs.
But I found your boutonniere!
Hi.
You know,
I really enjoyed our fight,
but I'll be taking my sister home now.
(GASPS) Oh, no, you're not!
MARIANNE: Dawn!
Boggy-bear!
"Bog King!"
(SIGHS)
Let's go back to our cell. Shall we?
Anything for you, Boggy-woggy.
Uh, "Bog."
Don't listen to him!
You are not the boss of me!
And don't even think about stealing my Boggy!
"Bog!"
She stays here until I get the potion back.
Forget the potion. Get the antidote, now!
Well, maybe you should ask her.
"Her"? Who?
BOG KING: The Sugar Plum Fairy.
Ooh! Welcome!
Give me the antidote.
If you let me talk about that fateful...
No!
Then, no.
Please! I love my sister. I need that antidote.
Okay! I'll just need a few things.
What?
An eye of newt, a golden lute, a loom and a flute.
Get those things.
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY: And green beans,
a nail file, a tangelo...
Hey, will it really work? (GASPS)
Eh, who knows?
And you are?
My mother.
Griselda.
(WHISPERS) Don't you have a comb?
(SUGAR PLUM FAIRY CONTINUES TALKING)
It's drafty down here. Come upstairs. There's snacks.
Well...
BOTH: ♪ I got a feeling
It's the best I could do on such short notice.
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night
(CHUCKLES) You two behave.
Toodle-oo!
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good...
Stop.
♪ ...night! Yeah ♪
Go see if the antidote's ready.
Roger, B.K.
And here's your boutonniere.
Quickly!
You sang pretty good.
You should see me dance.
I'd love to.
Why would she...
Oh.
BOTH: Oh!
Who likes this?
Not me!
I hate it!
I hate it more!
Oh, yeah?
They're all fools!
Rushing in.
They can't help it!
They're in chains...
That bind you!
It's nothing but...
Trouble!
It's like their middle name is misery. (CHUCKLES)
Well...
What's the point?
Bursting bubbles!
(CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHS)
That's what they get.
Lies
and more lies!
Pain!
Sorrows!
Wait!
I, uh, actually like this one.
Oh! Why?
I... I don't know.
Well, it's...
It's
lovely.
I don't wanna be carrying this.
Antidote's ready, sire.
(SUGAR PLUM FAIRY SCREAMS)
Well? Where is it?
(GIGGLES) It's a riddle!
A riddle?
What about all that stuff you asked for?
Well, you know, in prison, it's hard to shop!
Would you like to hear the riddle, or not?
No!
Yes!
Then listen carefully.
(IMITATING DRUM BEAT)
The antidote
is the one thing more powerful than the potion.
(BOTH GROAN)
Did she say "antidote" or "anecdote"?
(IN UNISON) I hate riddles!
(BOTH GROAN)
SUNNY: The moon is sinking fast.
Can we go maybe a lot faster?
ROLAND: Halt!
What?
Oh, wow!
(GASPS)
(SHUDDERS) Did you see that?
I believe that is the ugliest creature I have ever seen!
(GROANS DISAPPOINTINGLY)
And it was naked!
(GASPS)
An army approaches.
(WHISPERING)
(WHISPERING CONTINUES)
Got it! Yes!
What was that again?
(GROANS)
BOG KING: Something more powerful...
MARIANNE: ...than the potion.
That's what I said.
Sire! News from the mushrooms!
An arm skis on roaches.
Carry on!
How'd you do?
I nailed it!
BOG KING: Something more power...
I'm bored! I'll just tell you.
BOTH: (IN UNISON) Great!
If you set me free.
No!
Okay.
(CHEERING) Yeah!
Then I will reveal the antidote with a story.
What? No!
(GASPS)
One fateful day,
when the Bog King was young and impetuous,
(GRUNTS)
he fell in love with a sweet young thing.
Ew!
She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw.
Seriously?
Hmm.
He was so in love.
But Bog, he had no patience.
That's enough!
So, he came to me for my love potion.
I tried to tell him how it worked.
(GRUNTS)
But he dusted the sweet, unsuspecting creature.
Plum, I beg you.
As she was gazing into the eyes of a lovesick Bog...
(SCREAMS)
(SIGHS)
Even with a love potion,
I'm too hideous to love.
You're not hideous.
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY: Hideous, not hideous, whatever!
But that's not why the potion didn't work.
What?
She was already in love with someone else!
So, the one thing more powerful than the potion
is real love?
Bingo!
That took forever!
Why didn't you tell me?
You shut me away, and you shut me up!
And Griselda blames me for the
no-love-in-the-Dark-Forest!
Teaching moment.
There are no shortcuts to love.
Just saying.
Stuff, take it away.
Okay, B.K. Here.
(WHIMPERING)
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY: Wait, wait, wait!
Wait a minute!
This antidote won't help Dawn.
She's never been
in love with anybody.
(SIGHS)
I shouldn't have used the potion on that poor, sweet...
Nothing would have been...
Real.
Well... (SIGHS)
I know all about getting your heart broken.
I almost married someone who didn't love me.
Why?
He was so good-looking.
Oh.
Maybe I couldn't bear to see
that he really was a shallow, power-hungry,
cheating, chattering, pig son of a...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(SIGHS)
Inside, I knew he didn't want me to be...
You?
Yeah.
But you are
different.
I've been told.
That's what I like!
I mean, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
Well, you know.
(CHUCKLES)
So, now I keep my guard up.
Me, too.
And most important, I never...
(IN UNISON) Trust anybody!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Come on.
Let's go stretch our wings.
Good idea! Good idea. Yes.
Here.
Thank you.
(SIGHS)
Hmm, maybe you should rethink this entrance.
(GASPS)
(GOBLIN GROWLS)
Try thinking of this as an adventure!
(GROWLS)
(GASPS)
Nice goblin.
(GASPS)
Hey, how about we go back?
Why?
The moonlight is perfect right now.
(GASPS)
BOG KING: Come on,
"tough girl."
Uh...
(GRUNTS)
(WHOOPING)
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
♪ You're waking meadows
♪ In my mind
♪ Making waves across my time
♪ Oh, no Oh, no
♪ I got a strange magic
♪ Oh, what a strange magic
♪ Strange magic
♪ Oh, it's a strange magic
♪ Strange magic
(MUSHROOMS WHISPERING)
♪ Got a strange magic
♪ You're sailing softly through the sun
♪ Softly through the sun
♪ Of a land I've always known
♪ You fly
♪ So high
♪ I get a strange magic
♪ Strange magic
♪ Oh, what a strange magic
♪ Oh, it's a strange magic
♪ Got a strange magic
♪ Oh, I
♪ Never gonna be
♪ Never gonna be the same again
♪ Now I've seen the way it's got to end
♪ Got to end
MARIANNE: ♪ Sweet dreams
BOG KING: ♪ Sweet dreams
♪ Got a strange magic
♪ Oh, what a strange magic
♪ Oh, it's a strange magic
♪ Got a strange magic
♪ It's magic
It's magic.
♪ It's magic
♪ It's magic ♪
It's...
(HORN BELLOWING IN DISTANCE)
Oh... (GASPS)
(HORN CONTINUES)
You...
You played me!
"Played you"? (CHUCKLES) I don't under...
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
ROLAND: Halt!
Disgusting creatures, I come in peace.
I must get this love potion
(ALL GASP)
to your Bog King
by moondown.
(INDISTINCT DISCUSSION)
I will need only three men. My army will wait here.
Sandy.
It's Sunny.
You're in charge.
Me?
Look fierce.
Uh...
Fiercer!
(GIVING BATTLE CRY)
Wait!
I won't be a fool again!
I didn't know!
I wouldn't follow me
if I were you, Princess.
You won't want to see what I do to them.
(GROANS)
I won't let that happen. (GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
Ugh!
I am so stupid!
Execute plan on my code word, "Go."
What kind of odious throne is this?
Do something!
Uh...
(SCREAMS)
Hold it, whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it.
I'm here to give you this.
That is, once you've given me...
Get the princess.
You mean the princess-es... (STUTTERS)
Roland! What are you...
Restrain her!
No!
Oh! Hey! (GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
He brought you the potion!
Yes. And an army!
Well...
You got me to leave my castle. Clever girl.
But wasn't that your idea?
It was your idea!
And foolishly, I trusted you.
Wait a minute. Are you...
(SHUDDERS)
Are you actually having a lovers' tiff right now?
That is so disgusting! It's interesting but disgust...
Roland, you are such a...
Hero, to rescue you from... What did you call him?
A scaly-backed cockroach.
(IMITATING COCKROACH)
(GROANS)
Is that the guy?
Ugh.
(HUMMING EXCITEDLY)
Hey, Pare, I can't stand it anymore.
I have to go find her. You're in charge.
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS) Uh...
What's going on?
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
Dawn! Are you down here?
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY: Hey, Sunny! You didn't listen!
What? Oh!
I said, "Stand in front! Be the first she sees when she..."
Please tell me where Dawn is.
Okay, okay, I'll show you,
if you let us all out.
Which would be so sweet, since this is all your fault!
Okay.
Yay!
My Boggy-woggy Kingy-wingy. (GIGGLES)
Oh... I wish I didn't see that.
This isn't... (GROANS)
(GROWLS)
I didn't mean for
any of this to happen.
Of course, uh,
I will be taking both princesses.
That wasn't the deal.
(STRUGGLING)
(GASPS) No!
(SHOUTING)
(ROARING)
Deal's off.
(YELLS)
(GROANS)
Ugh. I wanted a wedding, now I'm getting a funeral.
(GRUNTING)
You leave my Boggy alone!
Hey! Oh!
"Bog."
What were you thinking? A beast like you
falling for a beauty like Marianne.
(SCREAMING)
Who's the beast?
(GROANS)
Stay out of it!
Hey! I can take care of myself!
Two against one?
(DAWN GASPS)
Not fair.
Roland! What are you...
(SHRIEKS)
(GROANS)
Ah... (CHUCKLES)
Let her go!
You're forcing me to change my plan.
So,
sadly, now's the time for me to
go!
(RUMBLING)
(GASPS)
Come on! We gotta hurry!
Oh, no.
Boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Keep it moving!
Especially you, Turtle!
DAWN: What is happening?
(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
BOG KING: No!
DAWN: Marianne!
(DAWN SCREAMS)
(ROARS)
(YELPS)
(CROAKING)
I have to find your sister.
Okay.
And my mother.
My life is flashing before my eyes.
Hey, I used to be hot.
You?
No time for chitchat.
(SCREAMING)
Dawn!
MARIANNE: (GROANS) Let go!
Sweetheart!
I'm gonna skewer your...
You will marry me!
(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
(GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
(SIGHS)
Marianne!
We have to go.
(SIGHS)
(DAWN SHRIEKS)
MARIANNE: Dawn! I'm coming!
Marianne! Get back!
Go!
Wait! Wait!
(CRYING)
(BOG KING ROARING)
Bog!
(SCREAMS)
(RUBBLE FALLING)
(DAWN SOBBING)
(GROANS)
My son.
(SOBBING TEARFULLY)
Dawn!
You're all right.
You're really all right.
You're all right.
♪ Don't worry About a thing
♪ 'Cause every little thing
♪ Gonna be all right
♪ Don't worry About a thing ♪
Sunny?
♪ 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be... ♪
Sunny.
I love you.
(GASPS)
Me?
You.
Mmm.
(MARIANNE SNIFFLES)
(MARIANNE SOBBING QUIETLY)
Are you
back?
Yeah.
(SIGHS)
But I don't know how.
I know.
(SIGHS)
I'm sorry.
(ALL GASPING)
Yahoo!
He's alive!
(GROANING)
(CROWD CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
Bog!
(GROANS)
My precious boy!
Ow!
(LAUGHING)
Out of the way. Move! Move!
King coming through.
(GRUNTS PAINFULLY)
(CHUCKLES)
ROLAND: Whoo-hoo!
(SCREAMS)
No!
Marianne!
No! No, no, no!
Patience.
(COUGHING) Ugh!
Here we go.
♪ Sugar pie, honey bunch
What?
Marianne?
♪ You know that I love you
That's what I wanna hear.
♪ I can't help myself
Of course not, babycakes.
♪ I love... ♪
Whoa!
(ALL GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Ooh! It didn't work.
I wonder why.
Gosh, is that great!
(SNIFFS)
I like that smell.
Aftershave?
No.
Is that cologne?
No.
Well, boys, I've learned a valuable lesson.
Never judge something or someone
by how it or he or she
looks.
(GASPS) An elf!
(SWOONS)
Wait. Body lotion?
No.
Cold cream?
No.
Ah! Got it! Deodorant.
It's perfume.
Nah. Are you a girl?
Isn't it obvious?
Huh?
THANG: It's kind of subtle.
Are you okay?
I'm fine. Um...
Wings, shoulders, head, all good. (CHUCKLES)
You?
I'm good, too.
I just wanted to say,
I'll never see this place the same way ever again.
Yeah.
Here.
It's hideous, but...
Yeah.
Then, um...
Bye!
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
I didn't mean to sound so cute.
Cute actually works for you.
You know...
Yes?
Feel free to visit whenever you like.
Oh. Okay.
(GASPS) Please don't sing!
You know what, Bog?
"Boggy."
It's never going to work between us.
Well...
Shh! It's not you, it's me.
No problem.
Yeah. No problem at all.
Marianne, a word.
I smell romance.
I hate that you always hover and watch and worry!
I'm sorry?
But I love that you came to this forest
to save me.
So, now, I get to lecture you.
Huh?
♪ I know something about love
♪ You've gotta want it bad
♪ If that guy's got into your blood
♪ Go out and get him
♪ If you want him to be
♪ The very part of you
♪ That makes you wanna breathe
♪ Here's the thing to do
♪ Tell him that you're never gonna leave him
Tell him.
♪ Tell him that you're always gonna love him
♪ Tell him
♪ Tell him!
My dear, we need to have a talk.
Tell her how you feel.
♪ Tell her right now
♪ We know something about love
♪ You've gotta show it and
♪ Make him see the moon up above
GRISELDA: ♪ Reach out and get it
♪ If you want him to
♪ Make your heart sing out
♪ If you want her to
♪ Only think of you
♪ Tell him that you're never gonna leave him
♪ Tell him that you're always gonna love him
♪ Tell him, tell him Tell him
♪ Tell him right now
♪ Tell her right now
♪ Tell him that you're never gonna leave him
♪ Tell her that you're always gonna love her
♪ Tell her, tell her
♪ Tell her
Not that I'm nagging, but...
♪ Tell her right now
♪ Tell him right now
Well, um, I...
♪ Right now ♪
(CLEARS THROAT NERVOUSLY)
Now!
Okay, okay.
Deep, deep
relaxing breaths.
(INHALES)
♪ Wise men say
♪ Only fools rush in
♪ But I can't help
♪ Falling in...
(CLEARS THROAT)
♪ Falling in love with... ♪
(HUSHING GENTLY)
Maybe I should take it from here.
(SIGHS)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Wild thing
♪ You make my heart sing
Oh!
♪ You make everything
♪ Groovy
♪ Oh, wild thing
♪ You make my heart sing
♪ You make everything
♪ Groovy
♪ Wild thing, I think I love you!
♪ But I wanna know for sure
♪ Come on, hold me tight
♪ I love you
(GROANS)
Uh-oh!
CHORUS: ♪ You make me want to sing
♪ You make my heart
♪ You sing my song You make my heart
♪ You make my You make my
♪ You make my heart sing ♪
(MELLOW POP MUSIC PLAYING)
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY: ♪ Love
♪ Love is strange
♪ A lot of people
♪ Take it for a game
(CHUCKLING)
♪ Once you get it
♪ You're in an awful fix
♪ 'Cause after you've had it
♪ You never wanna quit
♪ Love is strange
♪ Love
♪ Is strange
♪ Oh, many people
♪ They don't understand
♪ They think loving
♪ Is money in the hand
♪ 'Cause sweet loving, hmm
♪ Is better than a kiss
(MAKES KISSING SOUND)
♪ And when you leave
♪ Those kisses you will miss
♪ Love is strange
♪ Love
♪ Is strange
♪ Uh-uh ♪
(CHUCKLING)
It's far-out. (CHUCKLING)
It's groovy.
Ah, it's so happening.
It's a weird trip, man.
Roland?
Roland!
(SIGHS)
(BUZZING EXCITEDLY)
(ALL GROANING)
Ignore them, sweetie.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Oh, I think I got one of your antennae.
(UPBEAT REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
SUNNY: ♪ Don't worry
♪ About a thing
Hmm.
♪ 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right
♪ Don't you worry
DAWN: ♪ Don't worry
SUNNY: ♪ About a thing
SUNNY: ♪ Oh, 'cause...
BOTH: ♪ 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right
DAWN: (CHUCKLING) All right.
SUNNY: ♪ Woke up this morning
BOTH: ♪ Smiled at the rising sun
♪ Three little birds
♪ Pitch by my doorstep
♪ Singin' sweet songs
♪ Of melodies pure and true
SUNNY: ♪ Sayin'
BOTH: ♪ This is my message to you
SUNNY: ♪ Hey, don't worry
DAWN: ♪ Don't worry
SUNNY: ♪ About a thing
DAWN: ♪ About a thing
SUNNY: ♪ Oh, 'cause...
BOTH: ♪ 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right
DAWN: ♪ Whoa!
SUNNY: ♪ Don't you worry
DAWN: ♪ Don't worry
SUNNY: ♪ About a thing
DAWN: ♪ About a thing
SUNNY: ♪ Oh, 'cause...
BOTH: ♪ 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right
SUNNY: ♪ Hey, it's gonna be all right
DAWN: (SIGHING) ♪ Whoo!
SUNNY: ♪ Hey-ah!
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
♪ Hmm
♪ All right
♪ All right, right, right
♪ Hey, hey!
♪ Yeah
♪ Woke up this morning
BOTH: ♪ Smiled at the rising sun
♪ Three little birds
♪ Pitch by my doorstep
♪ Singin' sweet songs
♪ Of melodies pure and true
SUNNY: ♪ Sayin'
BOTH: ♪ This is my message to you
SUNNY: Sing it with me now!
BOTH: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
DAWN: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ Hey!
♪ Don't you worry
DAWN: ♪ Don't worry
SUNNY: ♪ About a thing
DAWN: ♪ About a thing
SUNNY: ♪ Oh, 'cause...
BOTH: ♪ 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right
DAWN: ♪ All right
SUNNY: ♪ Hey! It's gonna be all right
BOTH: ♪ It's gonna be all right
DAWN: ♪ Yeah
BOTH: ♪ It's gonna be all right
SUNNY: ♪ Eh!
DAWN: (SOFTLY) ♪ Eh! ♪
(OMINOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
Got it! (CLEARS THROAT)
Tea Blend.
Huh?
Nailed it again.
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
(GROANS)